UNCLE DAN'S PRESENT. t From tho very bpfjinninff ot our no quaintiince Uncle Pun deemed to dinliko oo. You know he wait Jack's own traclo, ami when I was introduced 9 Lis nephew's wife he took my hand gtfnporly, muttered something about a butterfly and refused to congratulate toy proud husband. That was directly after our marriage. I was dressed thea M prettily as my meaus would allow, for having used my own hard-enrnod money for my trouscnu I thought I had rinht to wear tbo gay thiugs that Uncle Dan appeared to scorn. But tho strongest material will wear out, and mino was no exception to tho rule. Jack was unfortunate in business and I was compelled to be so economi cal that I could purchase only tho plain est of drcssej. As time went on things were worse ; tho family grew larger and nr income smaller J we were forced Bomet lines to deny ourselves r.ub?ta:jtiiil food. I'uclo Pan must have known how reduced we were, and, although ho was a wealthy man, ho never rendered Us the slightest assistance. On the con trary, he often helped us to eat our last loaf of bread. But we did not expect anything from Undo Dan while ha lived. Wo knew that ho loved to hoard Lift gold. Yet the fact that we wero hia Purest kin, coupled with the one that lie spent considerable time at our hum blo home, led us to believe that wo ironld bo the heirs to his vast wealth. One day Uncle Dan surprised me by asking if I would take a walk with him. I consented. Then he took me to a dressmaker's, who, without any orders from him at the time, cut to my meas ure a beautiful black silk dress. I sub mitted, carefully hiding the astonish ment that I felt, but when we left tho bonse I questioned Undo Dan as to his reason for presenting me with so suit able a gift. " I want you to have ono decent dress," he said, testily, "and I expect you always to keep it. Do not part with it under any consideration or I shall never again make you a present. Now get through with thetrying on, and when the thing is done bring it homo and talk no more about it." In a few days the dress was finished and was really very handsome. Had it come in happier times I should have re joiced in its possession. As it was Jack and I felt that it was incompatible with our surroundings. Uncle Dan always insisted on my wearing it on Sunday afternoons when he was around, and thus I grew to hate the pretty thing with its abundance of frills and floun ces. To our intense relief the old man one day decided to take a trip to Europe for bis health. No sooner had he made this startling announcement than I resolved to tell that dress tho moment he had teally gone. And I did dispose of it, realizing more for it than I had ex pected. In six months Uncle Dan returned more miserable than before, and shortly afterwards died suddenly at our house. Among his effects was found a will, and we learned from this that he had be queathed all he possessed to a distant cousin, a person without a family and who already owned considerable prop erty. My husband and I were sadly disappointed. Jack was worn out from anxiety and overwork, and we counted oa something that would at least pay for the board and lodging that Uncle Dan had taken at our expense. Tho latter declared that he had drawn up a later will in our favor, but as no other will could be found, even though a thorough search was instituted, the property was turned over to a distant cousin. A few weeks later a lady called on me. At first I did not recognize her, bat she proved to be the seamstress who s bad made that black dress. "Don't you remember the dress I made for you ?" ehu asked excitedly. "Well, that later will is sewn up in tho drapery. He got mi to do it for him and made mo promise not to toll you while he lived. He said if you cared anything about him you would never part with the only thing he ever gave yon. If you did you would be the loser thereby. Imagine'my feelirs I The dress had beon sold to a dealer in second-hand clothing and was now probably beyond my reach. I took the lady into my confidence, bound her to secrecy and hastened to the shop in which I had left the silk dress. It had been sold and to whom tho dealer could not remember. I had nothing to do but to hope that the purchaser was an honest person who would find the will and restore it to me. How distinctly I now remembered that Undo Dan had charged me not to part with the dress and how bitterly I re pented my disobedience. Months passed on, and though I eag erly txurained every black silk presented to my guzo, I failed to come into con tact with the one for which I longed. In the mean time Jack's health had grown so poor that ho was unable to do a stroke of work, and I was taking in plain sowing for our support. His eyes would fill with tears when he saw ma thus engaged, and my cheery: "Never mind, we'll find that dress yet, dear," only half comforted him. After awhile I was employed to sow for a very wt-althy lady, and great w as my astonishment on entering her room one day to find her wearing that identi oil bluck silk dress. I could not be mistaken ; the trimming was unlike any other I had ever seen. I almost gave way to au exclamation of delight, but a udden suspicion that perhaps the dress maker had not spoken the truth chocked me in time, and I deciden that I would not be hasty. Why will we long for things, and when they are just within our grasp let them slip away before our wry eyes ? The next day I spoke to her about the dress and asked her if she would give it to me to make over for her. "I should be glad to do so, but I gave it to a friend who went awsy last even c to stay , several months. It's pretty, but it got too tight for mo. Did you like it ?" " Yes do do you know whore sho lias gouo ?" I asked, my heart beating faster every minute. "Oh, no, she's always travelling around from one place to another. She's a newspaper correspondent." When I saw her the next day she asked, with a slight hesitation: "IIoW did the silk dross lit ?" "The silk dress!" I repeated, in sur prise. " Yes, did you not open tho bag of rags that I scut you last night ? You see I found that my friend had forgot ten, after all, to take tho dress, and when I saw it still hanging in tho closet I thought I would usk you to accept it. It would bo so becoming and just about fit you." I heartily thanked Mrs. Earr, men tioned that I had not yet examined the contents of the bag, and when evening came hastened home to at last lay my hands on that valuable dress. But stern, unrelenting fate was still against me. Jack had innocently sold the bag of rags, silk dress in tho bargain, to a pausing ragman. He bittely reproacbod himself for not having looked into tho baj before selling tho contents, but re proaches wero of no avail now, and all I could do was to look out for that rag man and identify him according to Jack's description: "Large, stout man, red beard aud sunburnt face." The ma jority of junkmen seemed to be built on that plan, and I wa3 several times greeted with such remarks as these: "What yer starin at ?" " Think ye'll know me agin ?" " Say, what do yer take me for, missus ?" Finally, I was positive that I had the right man. I grew desperate and called him to the house. Jack was now fail in so rapidly that the doctor had said that only a change of air would save him and I determined to make a great effort. I did not ask tho man if ho had the dress ; I inquired what had become of it. He pretended to bo ignorant of my meaning, but 1 frightened him into confessing that he hr.d given it to his wife. Then I demanded his address and immediately went there. A woman with u dirty fuce, aud still dirtier hands, appeared in the doorway. I made known my errand. "Lor," she said, " it won't do much good now, even if I can fiud it. It was worn out long ago." " Xo matter how much worn out it is, I must see it," I cried. Startled by my vehemence, she hur ried away and soon returned with the tattered remains of what was once my beautiful silk dress. I seized the thing and felt among tho drapery for tho missing will. Yes, there was certainly something hard there, and I astonished the woman by paying her Si for the ragged dress. It did not take me long to go home and open my bundle by Jack's bedside. " My poor dear," I said as I hurredly 1 ripped the drapery, " I have now some thing that will bring you health and happiness." But Jack could not rejoice with me until tho will was actually in our hands. Then he closed his eyes and I knew he j was thanking Qod for his goodness. ' The distant relative quickly relin quished everything when he saw this later will. Noble Jack offered him a generous share, but the man politely re fused it and went on his way. In sunny Florida Jack corroborated his physician's statement by regaining health and strength. To-day there ex ists no happier, stronger man than my husband. By the way, he wanted to keep the black silk dress a reminder of old times, but I insisted that it should be buried with all our past cares and worries. HOUSEHOLD HINTS. Two thicknesses of newspaper makes a good lining for apple barrels. Lemon juice helps a cake to rise aud does not interfere with the other fla voring. A tiny scrap of cucumber rind left in the salad adds a peculiar pungency to its flavor. To purify the air of a newly painted room put several tubs of water in it and it will absorb much of the odor. For insomnia, pillows are filled with hop flowers and bulbs, or a matress of pine needles will bo found efficacious. If feather pillows have an unpleasant smell place them before a good lire and let them have a good, thorough drying. Finger marks may be removed from Varnished furniture by rubbing well with a very little sweet oil upon a soft rag. If a dish gets burned in using do not scrape it; put a little water and ashes in it and let it get warm. It will come off nicely. An ounce of clovo pink petals infused in three-quarters of a pint of pure al cohol, with a few verbena leaves, is a refreshing odor for the bath. Paper quilts are becoming popular in Europe. They are cheap and warm. They are composed of sheets of per forated white paper sewn together. The best way when hot greaso has been spilled on a floor is to dash cold water over it, so an to harden it quickly aud prevent it striking into the boards. It is said that if the woodwork in the kitchen is kept constantly scrubbed with water in which potash has been dissolved roaches aud ants will speedily disappear. To avoid becoming a regular Niobo every tiino you have onions to slice, cut them holding the huuds under water. They will bo much tenderer if soaked an hour or two before cooking in warm salt water and sliced in rings instead of being split. Corn starch is not used with yolk of egg mid lemon juice for the skin. Laundry starch is always meant in toi let recipes, made with boiling water quite thick and the yolk and lemon stirred in when cool. It should be used at night, and a few drops of gly cerine will keep it from drying too quickly and add to its effect. Married His Own Daughter, DISTRESSING DISCOVERY MADE DY A CHICAGO MAN, Chicago, November 6. Counsel was retained yesterday in one uf the strangest cases ever brought to the no tice of the public. Tho facts outdo those of any of Rider Haggard's novels and verify the old adage that truth is stranger than fiction. The lawyer in the case is James W, DrouiIIard, and the client is Samuel . Clifton Willctts, who asks the lawyer to decide for him whether a woman whom lie married about two years ago is his daughter. About forty-five years ago, accord ing to the story told the lawyer, Mr Willets was married to Miss Mamie Evans at Erie, Pa. He was only 17 years old, while she was just turning 16. They went to live with Mr. Wil lets' parents, and for a year they were happy. At the end of that time a baby girl was born, and the joy of the young couple knew no bounds. As time passed dissensions arose and quarrels were fiequent. A crisis was at last reached. One ni-ht when young Mr. Willets returned from his work, his wife and little child were gone. Shortly afterward he heard that his wife had died. Six years after his wife had deserted him Mr. Willets married Caroline Ste vens, a young girl, whose parents re side in a small town adjoining Erie. In less than two years a son was eiven to him, but his wife was taken awav. He named the child George. It grew and prospered in health, and when 17 years old George entered the employ of Harding. Davis & Co, wholesale hardware dealers in Pittsburg. In a few years he was sent on the road by the tirm. In the meantime the father moved to Pitnburg and took up his residence with his son. On Christmas night, i860, Mr Wil lets sat waiting in his apartments for the return of his son, who had been on the road for three months. Finally the door opened and the welcome vis itor came in. He was not alone. With him he brought a young and beautiful wife. She was a Miss Helen Wright, and young Willits had met and won her in Cleveland, while traveling for the firm. Roth her parents had re cently died. Mr. Willits took a strange fancy to his son's bride and as time flew on it was difficult to say. which loved her the most, father or son. For twenty eight years the couple lived happily to gether and old Mr. Willits seemed contented. On December 18, 188S, George Willits died, after a painful illness of six months. A few months after his son's death Mr. Willets and his daughter-in-law went abroad. Singular attachment had sprung up between them and on January 18, 1890, they were married in West Kennington, London, Eng land, by Wayne McLeonard, an Episcopal minister. Shortly after wards they returned to America and devoted considerable time to travel. Much of their time they spent in Chicago, as they intended to event ually make this city their home. A few months ago the possibility that he had married his own daughter began to dawn upon the mind of Mr. Willets and he was forced to believe that his wife was the little girl who had been born to him many years before in Erie, Pa. Since then he has learned that his first wife, after deserting him, went to Cleveland, Ohio, where in less than seven years she marriedja man named John Wright. She brought her little girl up under the name of Wright. Shortly after her marriage her new found husband deserted her, She was left with her daughter and in a short time died. Miss Wright, left alone, sought employment and earned her living until she met George Willets in a house in which she was boarding, and fell in love with him. Mr. Willets and his wife, or his daughter, as he now calls her, are living on the North Side. Mr. Willets said to-day that he had sent a private detective to Cleveland, Ohio, to trace the career of his first wife, and that he daily expected news from him. "Who Pays tlo Wccldir g fxponrcs ? Etiquette regarding wedding ex panses is simple, but very strict. 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