Mow ftparrnwa Clear Away Rw. On tho oust sirto of Control park, at BUty-tcvctith street, RUnds a chimp of pine tropa, whoro toward oveninisc It soetrm m If all the pparrows In tlio park conRTTWito tr Rowdp and wv.ld and qtmr ml with each other, and to piu njKn the doing of their (rroy coated, wingless, dnb currying hnniwnknH. The recent snow rtortn, however, iniido things rather uncomfortable for them. Every needle of the big pines was cov ered with, the pretty, soft, light flakes, which didn't seem no pretty to tho pug nacious, feathered little English-Americans. Ho they perched themselves on the Fifth avenne stono wall and on the rocks near by, and with their sancy looking bnll heads cocked to one sido held a Council of war that Was almost distract ing to tho aristocratic peoplo that live on the other side of the street. Tbey seemed at length to have devised ft plan to clear their perches, for they flew into the trees and then half a dozen t a time dove throngh the needles and gainst tho mullet jwrches with snch force that the light, dry snow was shaken Off and fell to the ground in little whito Clonds. At the end of half an hour of fcard work their home was entirely Cleared of tlio disagreeable stuff, !, f Then, of course, they innst needs liold thanksgiving ratlng, which wnu even more distracting than the council. But all things have an end, and one by one the noisy chatterers snuggled up to each other, sank dmv.ni on their HVches, tucked their heads under their wings ami went to sleep to dreiuu about cake crumbs and big fat worms. New York Herald.. Ijw yA FiitoTiil January. The death of the Belgian heir to the throne, Wnra Handonin, rhrUj '.revived the old superstition concerning tho fato fnlness of Jann:iry for the royal family of Belgium. Tlie record of wents that have caused the stipersfition'Tjas been iucreawul of late years with remarkable rapidity. In January, 18G7, tho Empress Charlotte, sister of tho Bolgiau king, be came insane in conseo;tunMj of tho shoot ing of her husband. The king's only son, crown prince und Dnko of Brabant, died on Jan. 2:1. 18G'.). In January, 1881, tho royal emtio in which tho Empress Charlotte lived was destroyed by fire. In January, 1KH0, Crown Prince Rudolf of Austria, the Belgian king's son-in-law, was killed in the tragedy of Meyer ling. On New Year's day, 181)0, the royal castlo at Liieken burned down. "Alas!" exclaimed tho Belgian queen when tho news of the fire was brought to her in Brussels, "it is this terrible January. It always brings us misfor tune." New York Sun. Tho Carbons Ticked the Menage. A dozen people who stood chatting at San Antonio, Tex., were treated to a most remarkable electrical phenomenon. At that time the elements had entered into a conflict, seemingly, with the elec tric fluid from the trolleys and telegraph wires, and blue and white flashes of flame were leaping wildly from water spouts and door casements. Suddenly the carbons within the large globes banging in the center of the room began that incessant clicking heard in a tele graph office, and the experienced ear of an operator, who happened to be one of the group, detected the fact that it was a veritable message being transmitted in the usual symbols. A notebook and pen cil were drawn and the message, which proved to be an Associated Press dis patch, was written out; it was the de scription of the Reform clnb banquet, and gave the speech of Mr. Cleveland in New York city. A telegraph and elec tric light wire coming together is sup posed to have caused the phenomenon. Exchange. A Movement for Cleanliness. Over in Berlin a local woman's so ciety is distressed over the carelessness of dentists, and is agitating a reform punishing such by legal measures. It is charged that the dentists use their in struments indiscriminately and without ' proper cleansing. If this be true the of fense is serious enough. A tyro in medical science knows that the mouth is the hotbed of septic germs; nothing could be more simple and easy than to convey all sorts of disastrous organisms from one person to another by means of forceps and excavators. The women of Berlin will do well to compel the wash ing of the instruments in carboUo add in the presence of patients, as they have set ont to do, if this extraordinary care lessness exists. New York Times. Choked to Death by a Toy Balloon. Charles Schneider, a 7-year-old boy, was choked to death recently by getting the gum of a toy balloon fastened in bis throat. He was visiting a relative, Thomas Hern, and while playing with his little friend the gum of a balloon stuck to the roof of his mouth, and he began swallowing it. Mrs. Hern's atten tion was attracted by the boy's play mates. She attempted to got the gum out of his mouth, but failed. Physicians were sent for at once, and Drs. McCord and Burleigh arrived just as tho boy had breathed his last. It was some time before the gum could be got ten out, as it hod become firmly imbed ded in the boy's throat Pittsburg Dis patch. Leipsic is to have an international ex hibition in the summer of 1893 for the apparatus and methods of the Red Cross societies, the most improved means of feeding and clothing soldiers, hygiene and popular cooking. It will be in the Crystal Palace, a structure of about twice the size of Madison Square Gar den, New York. Borne friends who attended the funeral of a young lady Ih Loudon had a novel experience the other day. A few weeks before the young lady bad sung "Nearer, My God, to Thee" into a phonograph, and after the funeral ceremony the hymn was reproduced. Little Wallace Chapman, a four-year-old Kansas City boy, has a wonderful memory. He recently repeated, verba tim, a nineteeu stanza poem after hear ing it read loud three times, How the Lepers Live. At the leper settlement of Molokai, writes Sister Rose Gertrude to The L'ulirs' Home Journal, the time hangs very heavily on the hands of even these case-lving children of the tropics. Some few, in the first stage of the disease, build cottages, some cultivate tarn, tobacco, sugar-cane, or other plants in small inclosed patches. In the olden times tliey distilled strong and harmful limiors, out this is now. happily, forbidden by law. The sea around abounds with all kinds of fish, and the stronger ones pass hours in this favorite pursuit. There are a number of horses at the settlement, too, and sometimes there are horse races, the training for which is an a musement to them for weeks before, hand. The women fish or ride too. As a rule, they are not much given to domestic pursuits, though some still make hats, and gorgeous quilts with birds and flowers cut out of colored rags, stitched on to the white calico. But those who can work are almost disinclined to do so, by the tiselessness of their industry. "We are dying," say they ; "Why should we waste our time in working to leave good things behind for those who do not care for us?'J The Chinese bear off the palm for industry.' They plant taro and rice, and establish bread and cake stores, and even make candy for those who have the good fortune to receive money from their friends on the other islands. Of course there are many who from loss of hands or feet are un able to work, ami theirs is the saddest lot. They have literally nothing to do but sleep and smoke, and their lives are unutterably dreary. A Burglar Captund This morning about two o'clock, John Wood, the well-known plumber who resides on Main Street, was awak ened by hearing glass br?ak. On get ting out of bed he received a blow on the head. He immediately grappled with the burglar, and after a terrible struggle succeeded in holding him until his wife obtained help. On being search ed at the station, Mr. Wood's watch and wallet was found on his person, lie gave the name as Robert Terry. The broken glass proved to be a bot tle of Sulphur Bitters which had al most cured Mrs. Wood of rheumatism. Exchange. 5-29-21. , Judge (to youthful witness) "My son, do you know what would become of you if you should swear to what is not true?" Youthful witness "Yes'r. The lawyers'd git me. Chi cago Tribune. Do You Cough? Don't delay. Take Kemp's Bal sam, the best cough cure. It will cure your coughs and colds. It will cure sore throat or a tickling in the throat. It will cure pains in the chest, It will cure influenza and bronchitis, and all diseases pertaining to the Lungs because it is a pure Balsam. Hold it to the light and see how clear and thick it is. You will see the ex cellent effect after taking the first dose. Large bottles 50c and $1. People never tire of talking over the Into Katherine Wolfe's superb gift to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. She did more than anyone man for the museum's valuable collection. She has not only bequeathed thousands of dollars and no table paintings by old and modern mas ters, but sho has left a stated income to bo used every year for the purchase of more pictures. Many of the trained nurses in Bolle vue hospital, New York, belong to the Bellevue Guild, a society devoted to the bust interests of tho profession. The badge consists of a silver cross with "Aye, ever ready!" inscribed on one side und "Bellevue Guild" on the other. Just now the company of mull caps and seersucker gowns is collecting funds for a club house. Juvenile jewelry, if worn at all, should be extremely simple, and all ornaments set with precious stones ore in extreme ly bod taste. The foolish mothers who send their girls to school loaded with trinkets display, to say the least, very questionable taste, and this custom is apt to foster vanity and a longing for meretricious display. Don't wait' until in front of a ticket seller's window before trying to find your drapery hidden pocket. If tickets can be purchased in quantities on routes you frequently travel purchase them, and save other people's temper and your own time. Near Walker, Vernon county, Ma, a miner excavated a petrified foot S3 inch es long and 80 inches around the instep, supposed to be that of a giant. Th miner has been offered $150 for it, bat declines the offer. There are twocoontias in Georgia that have not a lawyer. They are Echota and, Charlton. Tho returns for 1800 show further that Charlton has neither a doc tor nor a dentist. She Had a headache and it was caused by biliousness. Manners' Double Ex tract Sarsaparilla cured her, and will cure others. For sale by Moyer Bros., Druggists. Price 50c a bottle. Children Cry for, Pltcher'e Castoria, Ignorance, of Foreigners Concerning America. Previous to our civil war the lack of knowledge abroad with regard In the United States was singular. We were ignored in the economy of nation:!, in the schools and society of the Old World, as of no importance. To most people America was as yet undiscover ed. Only the most advanced thinkers had divined that we were working out the prcb tm of the future. lo see their countries become American ized was the nightmare of rulers, as it is now the dream of the more intelli gent of the peoples. The bolt of slav ery was still upon us, and we were numerically among the smaller nations. When sent to a monastic school in Belgium at the age of ten, 1 was led into the Petite Cour and introduced by the Pere Superieur to the crowd of eagerly expectant boys, "Tenez, mes enfants, voilla votre nouveau camarade le jcune American 1" I well rememb er a fair-faced lad (he was son of a banished Polish noble), who went up to the father and plucked him by his skirt, with, "Mais, mon pere, il est blanc com me nous." His keen disap pointment at my not being black, for he had never seen a negro, he always rather laid up against me. And when later I attended tiie l'riedrick-Worder'-schen Gymnasium in Berlin, the only two ideas I could ever find that boys of my age hud .assimilated of the shreds and patches they had been taught about America were Niagara and slavery. How much did a Massa chusetts lad who had left home in his first decade know about slavery, or how many, in those stagecoach days, had been to the Great Falls ? "Ach, du hist kein Amerikancr," my play mates would exclaim, "wenn du Nia gara nicht gesehen hast !'' imagining no doubt, that this world-famed cata ract was at every man's back door. And my never having seen a slave stamped nic still more an impostor. Our civil war wrought a change. We hewed ourselves into notice by doughty blows. Yet were the most conserva tive among the military autocrats of Europe unwilling, till toward the very end, to look upon us in any other light than as armed mobs, and even in the war of '66 they declined to profit by our experience. But by 1870 the Germans, with their keen instinct for war and more numerous ties with the States, had adopted many of the meth ods we had first devised, and to-day not only are our campaigns studied as samples (of good and bad alike, as all campaigns must be), but fair justice is done to our actual merit in the prov ince of war, and to the exceptional ability of some American generals. From "Some American Riders," by Colonel T. A. Dodge, in Harper's Magazine for June. Catarrh Can't Be Cured with local applications, as they can not reach the seat of the diseae. Ca tarrh is a blood or constitutional dis ease, and in order to cure it you have to take internal remedies. Hall's Ca tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous sur faces. Hall's Catarrh Cure is no quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years, and is a regular pre scription. It is composed of the best tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combi nation of the two ingredients is what produces such wonderful results in cur ing catarrh. Send for testimonials free. F. J. HENEY & 0.,Toledo, O. "Sold by Druggists, 75c; Early Railroad Fun- THE FIRST PASSENGER TRAIN IN PENN SYLVANIA AND ITS TROUBLES. In November, 1832, the first passen ger train in the State of Pennsylvania made its trial trip. It was drawn by "Old Ironsides," a famous engine built by M. W. Baldwin, founder of the great locomotive works in Philadelphia that still bears his name. Old Iron sides had some drawback to its efficien cy. For example, on the trial trip it was found that the wheels were too light to keep the machine on track. So engineer and machinist had to push it until considerable headway was gained. Then they jumped aboard, so that their weight would keep the wheels down. The boiler, also, was too small, and did not generate enough steam for long distances. Hence, for much of the distance be tween Philadelphia and Germantown the engineer and his assistants found theirs a varied career. They had to push and ride alternately. The rails. too, had unpleasant eccentricities of their own. They were usually made of wood with strap-iron spiked upon them. The strap rails had a fashion of curling up through the weight of the cars on their central part. Often the engineer would be compelled to stop the car to pound down the "snake head." as it got to be called, or else ; detail an assistant to hold it down with : a lever while the train passed on. Il lustrated American. Children Cry for Pitcher' Castorla. Sn the TM fMIni? of Imsltudo pocnltr.r to the iiNon bcitltin to tm frir, The average slock of vitality linn been pretty tlior imir!i!y nxhnu.did In rnrrylmj Its pulses fcr through tlio rlirom nml rliuiiiu") of tho trying winter, nml ns tlio more trcnl 0 1 euon nppronrhea nml t lie Rt rain upon tlio syatom ralaxci a feeling of prostra- I If You lare Wise tton, more or lews pronounced In degree and duration, la the natural and Inevita ble rault During the existence of this fooling of lassltudo and depression, buaf ncM enroa and exertions seem almoat Impositlble of endurance, and even the lightest duties and responsibilities of llfoare regarded na a burden to be shirked or din regarded to tbe greatest poaalble extent To devise some preparation to coun teract this tired feeling and restore tbe system to something like a normal con dition haa been the endeavor of many people more or leaa skilled In medical science, and counties concoctlonaundor the general title of "spring medicine" liuvebecn placed upon the market, had a brief boon and then been loatalghtof, to 1)0 succeeded by some other similar preparation. The principal Ingredient lu most of the spring "bitten," "tonics," AtaUCnggUMI.ee. V DON'T take Something else ,t Aba Wabich & Co., tola Proprietors, Bangor, Me. ''taaaaaaataaaaaiaaaiaaaaaiaaaaaaaiaiaaaaaaaasuiaMiMiaaaaaaaaaMsaiaai'1 HAM -DOUBLE EXTRACT- SARSAPARILLA ! The Greatest Blood Purifier of the day for SCROFULA, SALT RHEUM, ERYSIPELAS, PIMPLES, And all diseases of a rash nature. It is without exception the best for IIEADACnE, BILIOUSNESS, CONSTIPATION. It Acts like Magic. For sale by Moyer Bros., Drug gists, Bloomsburg, Pa. Price 50 cents a bottle. Pre pared only by W. R. Manners, Moosic, Pa. evERr WATERPROOF BE UP TO THE MARK HZID8 NO LAUNDUfftO. OAR ft! WIPED CLEAN IN A MOMENT THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATERPROOP COLLAR IN THE MARKET. Haentze's Hemline. A FCHKLT VXOKTABI.B MBDIOINI FOIt THl . NERVES an effectual cure for Inflammation and Irritation of the BLAUDKH, KIDNEYS and UVEll, Stone In the Bludilor, cuU'uIuh, Uravel anil Brlok-dUHt l(iK)sltn, Weakness In Mules or Female. As a ltesloratlve 'Ionic and a lllood Purltler It has no equal, creating a healthy appetite and pure uioou, PRICE SO CENTS. If yonr druggist has not got It, ask him to get liioryou. lUKenoiuuert juaueoniyuy THE HAENTZE MEDICINE GO, PHILADELPHIA, PA rvSeod tor 82 page Book, free to all. Spring etc, alcohol, tho etTeot rf which tip-Mi tlio hiiinnn pyktom linn been Kiifllcleiii. dwelt, upon through verloim pti'iHe in diums to render ntiy extended referee to l!io sumo unnercssnry here. The ten. pornry fooling of strength and oxhllcfn tton produced by this active agent la na certainly followed by a greater deirrco of doproslon, hlle U10 results of contin ued Indulgence are n pormnnont Itnpnlr mentofthe vital orgctis the heart, kid neys, Uvor nnd brnln. Tho facta of tho ense nro thnt you have been living upon meat and other fatty substances to a grenter extent than at any other time of the year 1 the pores of the skin have boon closed, nnd npon the kidneys nnd liver have devolved all the work of keeping the system clenr. But now aummer la at hand, nnd these or gan cannot keep op the drain. The pores of the akin must be open, else di sease will stop in and throw you upon a bed of sickness. If the pores be but partly open, then you are languid, lazy and 111 at ease. You wants spring denn ing process within yourself, and then you will be filled with vigor and a zest forwoYk and business. Tou can have aU accomplished by the use of e bottles for i.OO.' "Just aa good," IT IS NOT. The Old Tree stands out in bold relief. It has become a conspicu ous landmark. Honest Goods, its roots ; on these it depends for its life. They have given it Fame, Popularity and Success, Itoth the YATES Stores are now consolidated into one at Cor. 13th and Chestnut Sts. The Ledger Building Store no longer exists. This consolidation gives the old firm added vigor, which will result alike to your interest and ours. A. C. YATES & CO. NOW ONLY AT ijlta and Cbcaitnat'Hta. PHILADELPHIA. You will I Take j 1 a HEB COLLAR on CUFF THAT CAM BB RELIED Cm TSTcxt to Split t Not to DlflOOlOP f B8AR3 THIS MARK. TRADE LLUL0ID Mark. EGGS I EGGS ! From Barred "PLYMOUTH KOCKS." The Farmer Favorite, From RED CAP3, Tbe Great Layers. AT tl-SO PER 13. OK .SO PER 6 EGGS. Yf. B. GERMAN, Mlllvllle, P. tf. A GOOD PROPOSAL Ig flattering and acceptable to every maiden. If is just ae acceptable when made in thf way of business to the genera public. We propose to sel you Uread, Cakes, Confection ery, Ice Cream, &c.,of the best make, of the best material, at the very lowest prices. Is the proposal worth your considera tion ? :o:- S. 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"Bv a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of dilution and nuLni ion, una uy a cureiui iipiuiraiiuu ui iiio tine propertU'8 of well-selected oocoa. Mr. Eppa has provided our hreakfUHt mules with a deli cately flavored bevernifo which may nave ua many neavy aociors 0111s. ii is Dy me jtmicious use of such articles of diet that a constitution may be. gradually built tin until st rong enough to resist every tendency to disease. Hundred of subtle maladies are tloutllng around us ready lo aiiacK wnerever mere is a weajc point, r e mnv esc line nianv a fatal shaft bv kecnlni? our. selves well fortified with pure blood and a prop erly nourished frame." CYtrfl Swrfc (Juzftle. Made simply with boiling water or milk, wold only in half pound tins, by irroeers, labelled inns: jnt,at,ri'stu,i PATENTS. Caveats nnd Trade Marks obtained, and all I'at cut business conducted for -MoUKUATK FEKS. Ol'K OFFICE IS OPPOSITE THE V. S. PAT. ENT OFFICE. We have no sub-airencles. all business direct, hence can transact patent busi ness in less tune and at. Less 1 osi man tnose re mote from Washington. Send model, draw In or photo, with descrip tion. We advise If patentable or not, free, of charge, our fee not due till patent Is secured- A tiooK, -now to imiain raumis, witu refer, ences to actual clients In your State, county, or town, seut free. Address c. A. know ru wasnington, u. v. (Opposite V. S. Patent ortlce.) u 1 17 r1 Pack makes 6 pultons, amvetizin. Hold bi ill At TAlIona. IwhaiuUL narklinc and Honk ana cards sent 'W .' K to an om Mndinar Hold by all dealers. A beautiful Picture ftddrwtt to ths O. . UIREd CO., Philadelphi, P, RITPTUKJti Pb. J. A. Riibkman, begs to Inform those whom It may concern that all pat lent will be furnished with Ills Celebrated Rupture Treat ment during the months of .May, June and July this year at special rates, at Ills principal office, all Broadway, New York, saieiy and comfort Is assured without restriction from exercise while under treatment for cure. Treat meiit can be had by corresponding. Send stamp for pamphlet.