SANDY LANO VflLL WORKED 13 RICH. Wo don't 'wnk hich on theories Down yore whar Hie rlviT forks; Blurk, wiixy land don't prow m-cli truck Along with its cotton stalks. I'm imt.li!oJ tho' thnt wli.ir tlie noil's Too doop fur a tnvlro Inch shore To turn tho trnsh up to Ui gun, An' hits thllin' rootM lay hare, You're (rwlne U mlao a honp pr weed, rihroT than tho crop you low; An' when you liy your cotton by Thmo no account weeds still grow. But wlmr the soil l:i toler'Me pom. An' you've pt your llvln' to mike, Vou'll work vo ir kin 1 for nil situ s wuth, An' you'll plow nn' harror an' raUo From sun up till the chlckons roost c.)n the post oaks In tho lot; An' sandy land well work-sl is rich, An' "U'e lYuicy's" port1, that's not. Frank Chase in Commonwealth. the PKorosAL It was late on u September afternrjii. Tlio day had been damp nnd doleful, and now at 5:Cl) the fo;r was trying to envelop everything with its usual obstinate den sity. Amid tho stream of hurrying, jostling humanity which swept down the Strand was a man whose faco might have At tracted attention if thero had 1eon any one in that motley crowd not wholly en grossed in selfish interests. It was a nno, dark face, beautiful in its way, but marked by lines anil shadows tho face of a man who was fighting against tho world and who was losing tho battle, and yet a man whose nature had not been imbittered by sordid struggles, n man who had suffered and grown strong. Such n one was Paul Ferris, only ho would have been very much surprised to have heard it said. Ho plodded along, hid threadbaro coat buttoned up to tho chin, head bent, eyes fixed on the ground, thinking of nothing more or less heroic than tho approaching dinner hour. I suppos?, though, that even a hero may be pardoned for being hun gry if ho has got through tho day with out any luncheon. That was tho case with Paul Ferris, at nil events, and con sequently he van making tho beat of his way homeward, devoutly hoping that his sister had ordered something substantial for their evening meal. Presently he turned off to the right, nnd passed into ono of those Bhort and comparatively de serted streets which run from the Strand to the embankment, llero he entered one of the row of lodging houses and was soon in its dingy sitting room, with its dismal lined carpet and upholstery. As he came in a pale faced girl in a black gown rose from tlie couch wheroshohad been lying and advanced to meet him. "You have come at last, Paul." "Yes, littlo one, and glad to too yon np and looking so jolly." "The rehearsal was lat3, was it not?" "Late? I should say it was. Couldn't even get out to get somo lunch." "Poor boy! That was tragical, I have ordered dinner for 0 o'clock, so possess your soul in patieuco until then. In tho mean time I have a bit of news for you." Ferris threw off his coat and con fronted her. "Not bad news, child?" "No. On tho contrary." "Good news? Ah, that's something novel and refreshing. Lot's have it, my good girl pray, don't keep me in sus pense." He seated himself by the fireside and took off his gloves, looking across at his sister with a somewhat cynical smile. "To begin with, who do you think called here this afternoon?" "Creditors?" "No." "Doctor?" "No." "My solicitor?" "Wrong again it was Margaret Stan hope." Ferris started and shaded bis face with his hand. "Well," he asked, after a pause, "What did she want of your "Showas very kind, Paul; inquired after you, and asked ns both to an in formal dinner on Thursday evening." "And you accepted?" "Of course; I thought it would be a treat. Surely you do not objct?" "I cannot object, Stella, if it would give you pleasure. Yes. We will go if fate so wills it" "It was very kind in her, Paul, to look us up. Don't you think so? She has only been in London a week." "Yes, Miss Stanhope has always been kind and condescending. Do you not see, my child, that Bho would make proteges of us? It is the fashion nowa days to patronize beggarly musicians." "Paul," indignantly, "it is not like you to be such a bear. What makes you speak so? You know it is not true. How could sho patronizo us? Why, we knew her when she wore short dresses and played with doll babies. There is no one in the world so good and beautiful as Margaret Stanhope, and you know it. And Paul" "Well?" ''I have sometimes fancied" A prolonged pause. "Well, out with it. What have you fancied?" "That she cares for you more than .otherwise than as a mere friend, I mean. There is an expression in her eyes when jibe speaks of you" "Good heavens! Stella, you are rav ing," interrupted Paul, springing up and regarding her fiercely. "I forbid you to harbor such thoughts for a moment. Miss Stanhope is as far removed from jno as if she were of royal blood. Evi dently you do not realize the difference existing between an heiress and a penni less concert singer. I" "But Paul," interrupted Stella in her turn, "you must not forget you are a ;;cntleman bora, and our families were friends in the years gone by." "A gentleman?" repeated Paul, disre garding the last clause in her sentence. Yes, the son of an obscure curate, a vagabond by adoption. And am I to woo 'dear Lady Disdain?1 Good Godt You drive me mad!" St'.lla watched him blankly for a mo ment ns ho flung about tlie room, then she threw herself on tho lounge and burst into hysterical tears. Naturally this brought him to his senses at onoe, and he patted, nnd petted, ntid soothed and pacified until tho storm was over. II. Thursday, tho 1st of October, dawned, but it brought no prospect of tho Ferrisos dining At Kensington. There came instead a small noto which read as follows: No. 19 SAUsmmT Bmrrr, Oet 1. much worse today that It will lie linpoosihlo for us w units at your noino huh ctp iuiik. rrni utvurai uie to convey to you her regret and disappoint" tneut. Yours very sincerely, l'Art Tennis. Margaret received it at luncheon tune, and after shii bad roiul it twii o nr thrien she turned to her huge mastiff who was sitting bolt upright hesulo her, ana thus addressed liini: "IMiristotilior. I iun afraid your sex is hopelessly obtuse. JNow, what would you think of a letter liko that coming from nn individual whom yon had known in childhood, had played with and squabbled with hun dreds of times?" diristoTihir irnzoil nt her firi'illv. ntiil solemnly thumped his tail as a dirge Lke accompaniment. "Never mind, Christie, you lovo mo anyway, don't you, dear? There, old man, don't lick my fie. You think I am crying, don't you? But it is not so, I assure you. Why, Christopher, do you think I would shed ft tear for Paul Fer ris? Come, wo will ir-t rwulv nml irn in Stella, since she cannot come to us. An erraud or love, my son, witu roses and jasmine for our offering." There were many sucli errands of love in tlie ensuing week, for Stella grew weaker ilav bv dav. and her recovery seemed far off nnd uncertain. Tho poor child would fain havo been Well. She-would t;ilk for luiiir j lurwinn spasms of coughing about the things sho 1 1 . i ... . i . , . wuuiu go ami see, mo hooks sue would read, tho places she would visit when sho would bo better again. It was Christmas eve that tho end camo. There was a sudden attack of hemorrhniro. a ines.i!H sent tn Pnnl uf. Her Majesty's theatre, a few hours of nusueii waiting, ft littlo struggle and it was over. Mariraret. Ktnnrmtm wna tln.n. and it was in her arms that Stella's life dickered and went out. Toward tho List sho be?ced Paul to sing to her. "Something that will make mo go to sleep soon," tho said wearily. And Paul went to tho piano in tho adjoining room and touched tho keys softly. Sorrow and caro may meet, Tho tempest cloud may low'r, Tho surge of sin may beat Upon life's troulJud shore. God doth liis own In safety keep, lie giveth bis beloved sleep. When ho had finished he felt a light touch on his shoulder. He turned and saw Margaret with tho tears like rain on her faco. "Sho is asleep at last," she said brok tnly. in. When Margaret had done what she could clio went away nnd Paul did not see her for months. It was better so, ho told himself. Her way was not his. Their paths lay far apart, cud he could not attempt to bridge tho gulf between them. And so life went on for him dully, drearily, with never a break in tho monotony until spring came. Then ono morning he met her on Regent street. Sho was j ust step ping into her -carriage, but she stopped hint and gave him her hand and drew him aside for a few moments' conversa tion. "I nra glad I happened to meet you," sho said. "I wished to speak to you on on a matter of business. It is a favor I am going to ask of you. "No; do not bo so rash as to grant it beforehand, but promise to come to tha houso to-morrow morning and we will talk it over. I shall bo in until 13. Good-by, for the present." When Ferris was shown into Miss. Stanhope's drawing room the next morn ing he found it deserted. A cheerful ore was burning in the grate, the sua struggled in through the lace curtains, and on the window scats boxes of snow drops were lifting their delicate heads to receive the warm rays. Margaret appeared very shortly, and crreetod him with her usual frank kind liness. She asked him to be seated, and after a few commonplace remarks evi dently mado an effort to plunge into the lubjoct weighing on her mind. "1 nskod you to come here because I have sometliing to say to you that con cerns us both something I wish to auk jf you," she began. "Anything that I can do for you, Miss Stanhope. You must know I am yours to command." "It is rather difficult for me to toll you now that you are here," she went on nervously. "The fact is, Mr. Ferris, I think of Bailing for New York in a fortnight, and I want you to go with me!" Paul leaned forward and passed his hand over his eyes. "But I do not understand," he said, with a puzzled expression. He could see that she was laboring under some excitement, that her breath was coming uncertainly. It seemed to him she was very near tears, although she was smiling. ' 'Monsieur," she said rapidly in French, "I havo the honor of asking your hand In marriage for Mile. Stanhope." It struck him like a blow. It blinded him took his breath away. He could not speak, was only conscious that Mar garet was kneeling beside his chair with her hands on his arm; that her face was upturned, grave and tender. "Paul," she whispered, "I love you. Will you marry me?" He understood at last, and at last he held her in his arms and kissed her rev erently. "Paul! Paul!" she sobbed, "you must not think badly of me, I know you love tne. I knew you would not speak. Oh, my darling, never leave met Will you promise it? Never for a day, for an hour. Paull Paul!" MacIUe E. Mar- lnM J Tt 1 t w I MLN AND WOMEN OP NOTK. Mr. Gladstone's neplinw, Sir Jhn Gladstone, owns ft distillery lit Fn quo w hich produces 80,000 gallons of wliisuy annually. Mrs. Mnrshnll O. Roberts, who lives now in Sjwncer lions', London, is s il l to receive as many offers of nmiTiauo As nny widow in the British nioln p lis. Edwin Atkinson thinks there nio two things needed tlinso d:iys first, for rich men to find out how poor men live, nnd second for poor men to know how rich men work, Mr Emmons Blaino, neo McCoi tnick, paid $1,700 for her now Imby's lmssinet and ttonsseau. The furniture of the toilet basket is ivory bound, with tlio family monogram variously Inscribed iu silver, turquoise, mul smell diamonds. Jolly Benjamin) Bntlere oi tli, tliu sec retary of tlw World's Fair Commission, denies that ho ever s:ii 1 tlioro were too many ladies on tlie commission. "No one acquainted with me, " bo said, "would over nccuse mo of saying thero were too many Indies anywhere. " August Belmont was nn cnllntsl.istio collector of old china, lie picked up odds nml ends in this lino wherever be could find them, nnd when be wus so decrepit from rlieumntisni nnd his old wound that he could scarcely crawl it was not uncommon to soj him pain fully lu Wiling homo w ith a big china dish under ono nrm, and his short leg ged dog at his heels. The singer who first nwdo "Sally in Our Alley" a household ballnd, and, more tlian nny other man, helped to give it long life and popularity, is dead. Downs a minstrel, Thomas B. Dixon; but in his prime, 2) y.'nt's ngo, bis tenor voico was a de.iglit nnd n cliarni, mid it was never so oileetiro ns wlion it ciing tlint there was none liko Ful'y. The ballad made lJi.xon famous. For a quarter of a cjutury ho put on and washed off burnt cork, nml thera never wns n limn when his services w ere not in demand by minstrel managers. They hired li i in solely for S.iliy s sake. At n church meeting in Now York ono ; Sunday night Colonel Elliot F. Sliepard said: "When my hair first began to turn gray I wont to a barlier about it. lie recommended a certain hair dye, nnd told mo of a man who had mod it with good result. Afterward I saw the man. I His hair was raven black. I was strongly tempted to try the roniedy, nnd then I , lememb -red the passage of scripture I which says that you can not inako a liair of your head either whito or black. I resolved not to uso the dye, and after I wnrd was glad that I had heeded this pnssago. TUE ILLUSIONS OF GHCAT MK.N. startling Kflttots of I ml ideation anil Im Mlfinatlon. Goethe states that ho one day saw tlio exnr rnunterpart of himself coining to ward him. 1 1'ope saw an Arm apparently como through the wall, and madii inquiry after its ownor. Byron often received visits from A specter, but he knew it to bo a creation of the imagination. Dr. Johnson heard his mother call his name in a clear voice, though she was at the time in another city. Baron Emmanuel Swedcnborg Iks lieved that he had the privilege of in terviewing persons iu the spirit world. Loyola, lying wounded during the siege of Pampeluna, saw the virgin, who encouraged him to prosecute his mis sion. Descartes was followed by an invisible person, whose voice he heard uigiug him to continue his researches ttfior trutlu Sir Joshua Reynolds, leaving his bouse, thought the lamps were trees nnd the turn and women bushes agitated by the brecz3. lt.ivuiuac, while chanting the "Mise rere" nnd "De Prof undid, " fondly be lieved that the sounds he emitted were of the nature and had the full effect of a trumpet Oliver Cromwell, lying sleepless on his couch, saw the curtains open and a gigantio woman appear, who told him he would become the greatest man iu England. Ben Jonson spont the watches of the night an interested spectator of a crowd of Tartars, Turks, and R oman Catholic i, who rose up and fought round hit arm oliair till sunrise. Bostok, the physiologist, saw figures and faces, and there wns one liumau face constantly before him for 24 hours, the features and headgear as distinct as those of a living person, Benveuuto Cellini, Imprisoned at Rome, resolved to free himself by self destruction, but was deterred by the apparition of a young woman of won drous beauty, whose reproaches turned him from his purpose. Napoleon once called attention fo a blight star he believed ho saw shining in his room and said: "It has never de serted me. I see it on every great oc currence urging me onward; it is an unfailing omen of success, " Nicolai was alarmed by the appear ance of a dead body, which vanished and came again at intervals. This was followed by human faces, which came into the room, and nfter gasing at him for awhile doparteJ. Nicolul knew ihey were but the effects of indigestion. With tli Marylebona IUtls. Miss Henrietta Muller was lecturing recently to the men of the Mmyloboua Radical Club, London, and she held the attention of some flftv men hv ,or spirited lecture upon fomnle suffrago, completely gaining her Audionce by her j pleasant manners and clear explana- tions. She has a ready wit, as the fob I lowing amusing incident will show: One of her listeners tried to confuse her ' with the question as to how the difii I culty should be met in the case of female suffrage with mnrried persons, if these differed. Miss Muller, with the sweetest smile and pleasantest cour tesy, arose. Said sho; "I should like In that case the husband to srive In to his wife, " A roar of laughter greeted this ready retort, and the questioner at down discomfited. TiQ Trn el A n Infallible- regulator TLtiPt the Human System. Cures y )Wrr,JT1 Ctires Unions Liver aaOr Affections &o. 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