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OFFICE. We Have no aulvaifonclw, all buatneas true ana atLKSS COST than tnose remote from WBminnodel, drawing, or photo.wttu descrtpUon we aivtao 1 patantablo or not, Iroo ct charge. our reo noi auo ui ss?v A L001f.''Ji0W uiuuiuui vr .viviw. o actual 'cUdQUln yoar Btate, tsounty, or town, C. A. SNOW & CO., 7 Wkenmli THE TWO MOTHERS. For toHUlng arm, warm brass and UrV. met UJo, Wliat dont Uiou to thy rnotlnr uake rrturaf Boma madcap girl can win theo from her aide. Few tears at best hast thou above hor cm. Only to Earth, Uir mottior, art Uiou Just; To her thm Rivcet all within thr power; Thy hto, thy broath, thy self pinch of dust. To star her bosom with a summer flowor. Epli'hanlua Wilson In Frtman"s Journal. THE WIDOWS WAGER. Widow Dcano sat nt tho front win dow of hur llttlo parlor ono morning busy with somo kind of fancy work which showed off her plntnp, well sliapcd hands, vith tho wedding ling sparkling on her loft ono, to tho best ndvantago. Sho was a very pretty widow, and no ono was better nwaro of tho fact than sho was. Her sung fitting dross set off as" plump and trim n figuro as any In Downsborongh, and nowhere In the neighborhood could you find a brlghtor pair of brown oyes or a more klssablo, charming face I wtndcr why young widows are ..al ways pretty and charming? No matter how plain they may lie before their hus bands "go tho way of all flesh'," straight way after that event takes place and they come out in black drosses and tho other etceteras of a mourning toilet they nro voted bewitching and bo pretty! It is strango that such should bo the caso, but it seems to bo tho effect which widowhood has on them. Widow Dcano heard stops coming down tho road and leaned ont to boo who was going by just as a man came oppo sltd at her gate. "Is that you, Mr. Fieldsr sho called out cheerily. "Good morning; pleasant weather, isn't it, after tho shower last night?' Beautiful," Btammerod Mr. Fields, blushing as delightfully as a woman could have done and appearing as awk ward as an overgrown schoolboy on his first morning at school. "Wont you coino in?' asked tho wid ow, smiling very sweetly, as sho brushed back her curls, which would persist in falling about her rosyfacoln tho most charming confusion, as she leaned out of tho window. "I I can't thi3 morning," stammered Mr. Fields. "I'd like to" with a look full of bashful admiration into tho wid ow's pretty face; "but I'm rather in a hurry, you see." "Como In this ovening, then," -urged the widow, "can't you? Ifs very lone some. I wish you would, now, really, Mr. Fields." "I I will!" answered Mr. Fields. "Ill bring my chess board and men along, lf you'vo no objections, Mrs. Deane." "I should be delighted to see you," an swered tho widow smilingly. "I am suro I can beat you, Mr. Fields." "I shouldn't wonder," answered Mr. Fields. "I I'm no match for women," he added, with a very rosy face, and wondering how he was over bold enough to say it. "Oh, you naughty manl" cried the widow. "I shall beat you just to pay you for that! Seo K I don't!" "I dare say," responded Mr. Fields as ho bowed good morning. "What a charming creature Bho is I" ho thought as he passed on. "I'd bo perfectly happy if she was Mrs. Fields." Hero he had to blush at tho idea of any woman's being Mrs. Fields. "I do believe sho likes me, but I wouldn't daro to ask her for any thing. Every time I think of such a thing my heart thumps just liko a ham mer ngninst my ribs. I I wish the women had their rights. Then they'd have to do their Bhare of trapping the question, and the liko. What if Martha Jane or Miss Spooner or some of those old maids should tako it into their heads fo ask a fellow to have them! And of courso they would I Good gracious! I'd never daro to tell them no,nnd I'd sooner bo in the bottom of tho sea than to havo ony.of thein!" Mr. Fields broke out In a cold perspi ration all over at tho bare idea. "What a funny man!" said the pretty widow to herself, with a soft little laugh, as Mr. Fields went on down the road. "I'm sure he'd like to ask me to bo Mrs. Fields, if he dared to, bnt he hasn't pluck enough, now he docs blush when I look at him! I was very near laughing in his face, ho looked bo confused. I liko him ever so much, and I don't think I'd answer him 'No,' if ho asked me a certain question; but I don't beliovo he could muster up courago enongh to ask it. I don't see why ho need be bo bashful. I'm sure I'm not at all dignified or distant" Tho widow looked more charming titan over when sho sat in the parlor Waiting for Mr. Fields that evening; 6ho hail on a neat brown dress of just tho precise shado to Bhow off her dear complexion; and tho little knot of blno ribbon ut her throat was tho next pretty color, and tho white rosebud, which sho fastened over her pink ear, mado her look as youthful as sho did tho day sho married Archio Deane, six years before. Sho sighed softly 'when sho looked at tho plain wedding ring upon hor finger. Archie had been dead three years and over, A step on the path announced that someone was coming. Pretty soon somo one knocked. Sho went to the door and admitted Mr. Fields. "I thought it was you," sho said, tak ing his hat. "Tako that easy chair, Mr. Fields, I'm so glad you came over, I get so lonesome," and u little sigh gavo emphasis to tho words. Mr, Fields sighed too. He got lono noine sometimes in his bachelor quar ters, but ho wouldn't havo dared to say so for tho world, with the widow's bright eyes looking full into his face. The widow sat down and chatted away in her lively fashion, Mr. Fields kept watching her when ho could do so without her seeing him, Once she look ed up suddenly and caught his oye fixed on her face, and then ho turned as red as tho roses in the window, and just the faintest tingo of carnation camo into her chocks. It made her look over so much prettier, Mr. Fields thought. lie almost wished she'd look up again and catch him watching her, lf she'd blush In that way. Innocent man; ho never dreamed that tho widow was as well aware of his admiring glances as be was. "Oh, our game of chess!" cried the widow suddenly. "I was very near for getting all about it Did you bring tho board, Mr. Fields?' ''I put them on the side table," an swered Mr, Fields. The widow fluttered about and got the chessboard and men, and drew her chair up opposite Mr, Fields. "I promised to boat you," she said, ar ranging the board on a little stand bo tweon them. "I'm going to do bo it I possibly can, Mr. Fields," with on arch glanco into his face, Mr. Fields happenod to b admiring her brown curls as sho looked up, and the fact that she detected him In Uio act po disconcerted him that bo knocked over tho chessmen she had arranged, and then he had to help her set them -ijMn, and their hands came in contact on tho board. Somehow tho touch of tho widow's plrrmp, white hand mado lilm thrill all over with a dellghtf ol scav Uuu, and he wandered, if tho anciitariUi -'- iigimuriy, wnarnmusttK) w nora tnat hand in his. Poor Mr. Fields I He was very deeply in love, but ho didn't daro to say so. At length tho board was arranged, and they were ready to open tho game. "Ohl" cried tho willow snddonly, "wouldn't it bo nlco to have n wager? It would mako tho game so mucrii mora interesting! Don't you think so, Mr. Fields? Mr. Fields didn't know bnt it would. Til toll you whatl" said tho widow, blushing liko a gillyflower pink and looking every bit as sweet, Mr. Fields thought. "I read n story not long ago about two peraons playing a wager, and tho stnko was a kisol Now, I'll agree to kiss you if you beat, and if I boat you shall kiss me. Isn't that fair?" but I'm afraid youll boatl" "Why, then you'll havo to kiss me, that's all," laughed tho widow. "If you beat rd just as roan kiss you as not As likely as not you'll beat mo." "Well, I 111 take the wager," on swered Mr. Fields In desperation. And so tho game commenced. If over he played to win it was then. Thoro was something very fascinating about the Idea of kissing tho widow, but he didn't believe ho could muster up cour age enough to do it if ho won tho game. Ho much preferred that sho should kiss him. Ho could stand it with considera ble fortltudo to bo kissed, but to kiss was rather more than ho could think of with composure. He never had kissed a wo man that ho could remember, and ho was sure ho should mako some awful mistake if ho tried to. But from tho first tho gamo went against him. His pawns were captured right and left, and then his bishops were taken from him. Then his king got iu check, and ho liad to sacrifice his queen to get him out, and then, by ono master ly move, tho widow planted a knight di rectly in front of the king's place, and left him in check with her castle, and cried out, "Chockmatcl" her eyes spar' ling with mischiof. Something that was almost a groan broke from Mr. Field's lips. How was ho over going to pay his wager? It mado him shiver to think of it "I am waiting for you to pay your debts," said the widow, smiling bewitch ingly into tho batchelor's face. "I I wish Td won tho gamo," stam mered Mr. Fields, bursting into a cold sweat. "Why, then I'd havo to kiss youl" said tho widow, coquottishly. "I I know that," cried Mr. Fields. "That's why I wish lM got the gamel" "What a selfish man!" laughed tho widow. "I didn't snpposo you were so selfish, Mr. Fields; upon my word, 1 didn't!" "I I ain't selfish," cried tho poor man, driven to desperation; "but but I daren't!" "What an excuse!" cried tho widow. "I wont accept it! You don't want to kiss me. That's the reason! But I'm going to insist on your paying your debts, Mr. Fields. I should liko to know why you're afraid of me! I know bet ter! Toull havo to get up some other excuse before I let you off. I wouldn't havo been afraid to kiss you if you'd won tho game, I'm sure." "I I wish you'd lds3 mo, and call it quits!" said Mr. Fields, fooling that ho was being driven into a cornor. "I would if it wasn't for encouraging you in your selfishness," answered tbo widow, with an arch emiio into bis face which set tho blood tingling clear to his toes and made him foel almost bold enough to pay his wager. "I Til daro youl" cried tho bachelor. "If yonll kiss mo, I I'll kiss youl" "Done!" cried the widow, and kissed Mr. Fields plump on tho mouth before he could say Jack Robinson. "Now, you can't back out!" cried she, as rosy as tho pinks in tho garden again. "I-I won't!" cried Mr. Fields and caught her and kissed her on hor cherry lips. And then, suddenly growing bold and courageous, he kissed her three or four times for Interest, I suppose, on the debt he had contracted and, somehow, every kiss seemed to givo him additional courage, for before ho managed to let her go he contrived to squeeze her hand in a decidedly lover like way, and the widow didn't seem to object, but rather returned tho gentle pressure. After that there was a little silence, but for some reason Mr. Fields wasn't so bashful as ho had been. He began 'to think It best to follow np tbo advantage ho had gained over bis timidity; and bo ho by and by, after a good deal of en couragement to do tho deed, managed to scare up bravery enough to kiss the widow again, and sho didnt seem to be put out about it, ho thought And then Mr. Fields couldn't tell how, for tho life of him he actually asked tho widow to bo Mrs. Fields. He felt great wonder, after the deed waa done, how ho over got bold enough to ask u woman to marry him; but ho did, and sho did not answer "no." Now York World. Women and Their Dog. In Pari.. Women hero, as in London, havo an Insatiablo mania for carrying or leading by chain pug dogs of all degrees of ugli ness. One afternoon, during a shower of rain, ono was seen walking along the Qua! Jemmnpes, where a number of workmon had just finished discharging a cargo of coal from a barge. Tho lady held in ono hand an umbrella, with which she carefully protected from tho least drop of wot an ngly little dog with a gorgeous blue ribbon round its nock. By her side trotted her daughter, a little girl about 3 years old, her Bhoes not so waterproof as they might havo been, Who, deprived of tho protection of the umbrella monopolized by the dog, was rapidly getting drenched. As sho was about to cross the bridge which spans tho canal ono of the coal heavers went np to her and said, "Allow me, madam, to relieve you of your dog, bo that you may carry your girl to tho other side." The woman accepted tho offer, but when tho party arrived at tho other end of tho bridge tho coal heaver threw tho pug Into tho canal, telling its mistress ut tho same time, "That's a les son to you not to shelter a dog while your child Is getting wet" The woman screamed and soon a crowd collected, to whom sho pathetically nar rated tho assassination of her pet. Two policemen at her Instigation took tho coal huaver to the station, but the super inteirdent declined to formulate any charge against ldm. All sho could do, ho told her, was to bring u civil action for the valuo of her dog, Sho left tho station "apparently much dissatisfied with tho decision." Paris Cor. London Telegraph. A ItUtorte Cradl. The Emperor William, his orothors and sisters, his children and all his Ho henaoUent ancestors bom einco 172J have been successively rocked In tho family cradle of that illustrious house or en throned theroon during the court pro cession which adds splendor to each royal christening, Tho ancient couch is a clumsy structure pf old oak, richly carved, round whoso four sides Is cut In largo Iloman characters tto text, "IIo hath given hU angels chargo over thee, tfl.fr Ihdtf t.vm t L . 1 -II .1 . J au ;njr wj Harper's lUtT. 19, 1890. WODMIMI They Will Use a Balloon to Reach the Pole. PLAN OF FItliNCH SCIENTISTS. An Arctic i:xplltlon from TVlilfli Croat RmhiU Am BxpeetM) Tho Air Ship Which la to Aotv. Um Problem of A Afrm l'rcvlmij l)lutr. Copyright by American Vreta Aaaodatlou.) What is at tho north pole land. Ico or open water? To solve this problem many daring men have lost their lives, and now two Ingenious Frenchmen propone to try tho solution by a new process. Tliey have secured the money, perfected their plans aim aai mo laborers to wore on trie ma chinery, and now announce that they will start for the pole early in May, 1803. in strictness ot language their plan Is not new, bnt is a new application of an old Till! I1A1X0OF KN ItOCTE. plan by balloon but their balloon and attachments are so very ingenious that acton UHe men say their plan appears feasi ble,' and much may be discovered, even though they Jo not roach tho desired goal. The projectors ore M. Bcssncon, aero naut, and Gustov ncrmite, astronomer, both active members of the French school of aerial navigation. Professor Sllber mann In 1870 and Professor Slvel in 187 presented elaborate calculations showing thai tt waa theoretically pass! bio to reach the polo by balloon, but tho present pro jectors have adopted plans different from thosoof either. Their balloon is to be a perfect sphere with a diameter of nearly 100 feet, and containing about 20,000 cable yards, and this is to be inflated with para hydrogen gas,' which will Insure a lifting power of 1609 kilograms (about SOfiCO pourida). Tbo material la two thicknesses of the Quest Chi nese silk, varnished with a new preparation of their own invention, which will, they think, render it absolutely safe. So tar the design la old, but they will have n smaller' balloon inaldo of tho large one, dgar shaped in its ordinary form, but with flexible sides; and to All this they will have a small generator in the car below, and with it an automatic arrangement register ing every variation in the force of the gas. As this smaller interior balloon can bo ex panded and contracted at will, they expect by it to correct all tbo deviations of tho larger globe. The deviations ore calculated upon tho established facts that for each rise of 2,800 feet or thereabout the rarity of tho air in creases sufficiently to nullify one-tenth ot the lifting power of the gas, and many minor variations must bo expected from changes of temperature. In addition twenty little globes, or balloonettcs, will be attached to the rim ot the cor, which can bo filled at will. The car is to bo a wonder folly complete structure, capable of oo eommodatinb; five men and eight dogs', with provisions tor a month, and water casks, which are to be prevented from freezing by chemical coating. To it are to be attached a alod, a. boot, guido rope and other necessary articles, and in it are to be photographic and other dentine appar atusj These particulars Indicate tho plan. Ar rived on the southern border' of one of those great ico dills, or breaks in tbo Ice showing open water, which no explorers' have1 been ablo to pass, they will form camp and set their balloon in order. Se cured by tho gnide rope, they will ascend say 8,000 foot, and remain till they have thoroughly surveyed and plotted all the area within sight A practicable route EITEU10I1 Or TTTB CAR. over the ice clWa may be discovered, or they may find that the open water is narrow; in either case they will cross to the north with lied or boat, and proceed as before It not they will try at some other point until, if necessary, they have surveyed and map ped out all the northern edge of the attain able region. But they are confident no insuperable cliffs or open water will be found. On the contrary, thoy have demonstrated to their own satisfaction just where ocean and wind will salt them and have published a map of their Intended route. They will reach the northern point of Spitzbcrgen in July, proceed thence straight north to the pole, und keeping exactly straight on (con sequently going tooth from the pole) they will arrive on the inhabited coast of Alas ka, or the opposite coast of Asia in a few days! It is to be hoped they may, And really tf (he wind is favorable their esti mate of ten days at the farthest is not un reasonable, for from the last easily attain able point on the one side to the first on tho other is but l.SOOrailen or so; butcount ng from the moat northern points reached tho interval is much less. The unknown north seems to possess a tei-riblo fascination for many minds, and the records made by daring men in trying to explore it are enough to give tho ordinary reader a chill. It is certain that Norwegians and Icelanders sallal far up the west coast of Greenland over 8U0 years ago and soon had flourishing colonics there and III Spits bergen, In 18S0 the Keno brothers, Vine tlans, went north of the most northern Ice landic settlements, and in 1CT John and flwhaatlan Cabot Rot as far north as 07 degs. before deciding that they could not sail around America by that way. The idea of a northwest passaga to Asia was Uieu taken up and pursued with great ardor for ow tlirex cantortM.' lfltpwiltlnn after sx laikd. are afteversw paHahsd, assavswatwars fimaA aasat to VOL. 25. NO. 51 maKO tno attempt. in 10K1 mr lluah Willouchbv sailed for Nova Zemlila, but ha and ail his men were loHt In 1MJ-87 Davis explored the strait that bears his nnmo. Next Ilcndrik Hud son bent all previous records by sailing up to latltudo to decs., but on a subscnucnt expedition was lost All tho inlets of Hudsou's bay wero sesrdrcd by EnrHlsh- men, who Insisted that It had an opening to Uio Pncillc, and the Bussians struggled as desperately from the west, but all failed and many perished. In 1830-23 Von W ranged mado Ids celebrated slcdga ex pedition and reported "an open polar sea." This act all tho explorers on a new tack. As late as 1743 the British parliament offered a reward of 30,000 to any ono who shoatd discover a passage westward from Hudson's boy. After a dozen expeditions had failed Capt Parry and Sir John Franklin took up the work of searching for tho northwest passage. From 1818 to 1848 they and their numerous associates wcro tho bcroc ot Arctic exploration, and Sir John and all bis men becamo Its martyrs. Capt Parry invented tho boat sledgo, with which ho reached S3 degs. 45 mln., tho moat north' em latitude attained by white men before 18ta Wlotcrlnc on Melville Island, ho es tablished a theatre nnd newspaper to aruuso his crews. Tho pathetic story of Sir John Franklin and tho many search expeditions on his account aro familiar to tho public Private and public expeditions of every kind multiplied till the whole northern coast ot America was oxplored, and still new and mora cacer projectors came for ward to seek the north polo. On May 18, laaif ur. isaao 1. iiayes and ono compan ion, Herr Knorr, reached n point of land in latitude 81 deirs. 33 mln. and lorudtudo 70 degs. SO mln., but could go no farther, as the rotten ico and water would support neither boat nor sledges. Yet Dr. Hayes insists that ho saw stretching far away the open polar sea, and In it a mountain, "the most northern known land on tho globe." Many othor expeditions got nearly as far north, and finally Capt Charles Frands Ball, of tho "American Arctic expedition," on Aug. St, 1S71, reached latltudo 83 degs. 18 mln. The Grccloy expedition was the last to exdte general interest and in at least ono IHTERIOB. OV TUH CAR respect was tho most successful; for on the 13th of May, 1BS3, Lieut Lockwood and Bergt Braincrd of that expedition reached Lockwood island in latitude 83 degs. 34 mln. and longitude 44 degs. S mln tho moat northern point ever attained. Far to the northwest thoy saw what they named Capo Robert Lincoln, but could not reach it Dr. Isaac Nansen, who crossed Greenland two years ago, also proposes to try the balloon scheme in 1893, but on a different and much smaller scale than that of tho Irrenchman. Ho will co through Behrinc strait in June, thence westward to the most north ern Island his vessel can reach, and then proceed with sledges and boats, using a small attached balloon, only to rise a fow hundred feet, and survey the region ahead of him. In August or September ho ex pects to locate on the floating Ice, and thinks at that season it will take him di rectly across the open sea and near the polel It is" not easy to understand tho reasoning on which he bases this hope, but ho is a bold and scientific Norwegian, and his report will, no doubt interest us lf ho lives. With tho bolloonlsts and others the year 1893 bids fair to be a memorablo ono in Arctic explorations. J. II. Beadle. Of Importance to Kngaceu People. "Lovers' stationery" has been intro duced among romantic circles in tho United States. Tbo paper is of a delicate pink, and the watermark consists of two hearts pierced by an arrow. At tho bottom of tho lost page is a round blot about the sifco of a quarter the kissing spot where the writer presses his or her Hps and sends a loving salute to tho receiver, who is bound to kiss tbo samo spot A thin coat ot aromatic gam covers tho place devoted to osculation. Itclcased by Death. Tho public has scarcely had time to for get tno details ol tho shocking mur der ot Dr. A. E. Jones, of Cincin nati, when inter est Is revived by Uio death of his murderer, the col ored man, Charles Blythe. He was, as will be rcmem bored, sentenced to bo hanged on the 30th of last July, but Govern or Campbell com CHARLES BLYTHK. muted his sentence to imprisonment for llle. As often happens in the case of brutal men, though ever so rurrccd. as Boon as ho was imprisoned Blythe began to decline lu strength, and within a few wcoks after commutation ho was an incurable con sumptlve. Within less than four months from tho day set for his hanarur his atteu uated corpse was delivered to the medical men, as his wife in Richmond, Ky., was not ouut to nave it snipped. The Turnip. Wero Worth Throe Pence. No comment is necessary on tho follow ing extract from a police court report in a ijonaon paper o: recent date: James Clarke, aged 17, a weakly looking lad, ro BtUne at Dyeerove read, Mitoham, waa charged Willi ttealing two turnips, valuo three jence, Browing to a field belongtne to Mr. II. Ilruco at Merlon. Prosecutor having lost a quantity of produce Police Constable WblUr waa aet to wateh the property, and taw prisoner deliberately pull the turnip and put them la liU pocket. Prisoner u no uoa uaa Doming to eat a:i day, and beiojc very hungry he took the vegetables to satiety hl4 hanger, A prvrtous conviction was proved against him for felony, and he vaa now committed by nr. nmmw tor six wects nara labor. The next case called was that of a wife beater. The man was "cautioned" and dis charged. Alt W&fehes Compasses. A fow days ago I was standing by an American gentleman when I expressed a wish to know which point was tho norm, uo at once pulled out Ms watch, looked at it and pointed to tho north. 1 asked him whether ho had n compos.-! attached to his watch. "All watches," bo replied, "aro compasses." Then ho oxplained to mo how this was. Point tho hour hand to tho sun, and the south is exactly half way botweon tho hour and tbo iiguro 13 on tho watch. For in' stance, snpposo that it is 4 o'clock. Point Uio hand indicating 4 to tho sun and 2 on tho watch Is exactly south, Snpposo that it is 8 o'clock. Point tho hand indicating 8 to tho sun and tho figuro 10 on tho watch is duo south, Jly Amonaui friend was Quite surprised that I did not know this. Thinking that very possibly I was ignorant of a thing that overy ono clso know, and happening to moot hit. ciiauiey, i askod that cm! nent traveler whether ho waa nwaro of this simplo modo ot discovering tho poiuts of the compass, no said that he had novor hoard of it. I presume, there fore, Uiat tho world is in tho eaino state ofignoranco. Amain is proud of hav. Ing boeu the homo of the invoutor ot the compass. I do not know what town boasts of my American friend as a dtl zen. London Truth. Bill Clark If X had as mnch money as tno old man i d quit business and trnvcl. Ad Oollutn So would I, Employer (entering unexpectedly) I caeas that's what you'd better do any BOW lUCS. A BARGAIN IN CHAD3. Hmvt Dr. Tomnltlna Found Halt KsuukIi to Fish for )! All Ills Life. "I liko to do n llttlo black bass fish- ing now nnd then," Mid Dr. Tompklnn, of Penn Ynn, "hut I'm not ono of thoso tnthuslastlo pcoplo who can't get along williout It. Tho other day. thoush. a friend of lnlno camo in with a flno catch of bass, and tho sight of them rather put mo in tho humor of going out nnd getting a lot myself. "What did you catch 'em with? I asked my friend. "Crabs," ho said. "Wo call crawfish 'crabs' in Penn Yon. I had heard before that crabs wcro good bolt for black bass, and think ing that I might get somo fun ont of them as well as anybody clso I went over to Lake Keuka outlet to bait I banged around in Uio creek for thrco hours turning up stones and slopping about In iho water knoo deep, nnd suc ceeded in capturing iivo littlo crabs. ' 'Woll,' I said to myself, 'tliat isn't n very big lot of bait to start on a day's fishing with, but I guess I won't havo any troublo getting two or thrco nico bass, anyhow.' "I was abont leaving tho creek when I met a small boy. IIo was a Venn Yan small boy nnd lie had ncive, and ho hailed mo familiarly nnd said: " 'Hullo, mister. What you after? "I told him I was gathering crabs for bait, but that thoy wcro powerful scarce. " 'Whnt'll you givo mo to got you some? inquired tho small boy. "l thought it would bo a nico tiling to havo n couple of dozen or so of crabs, for I'd want to bo going out after more boss tho next day, and knowing what tt tough nnd tedious time I'd liad getting only fivo, I thought Td mako it worth tho boy'B while spending n day tugging nnd sweat ing among tho stones, nnd so I Bold I'd givo him fivo cents apicco for crabs. " 'How many '11 1 git youf ha asked. " 'Oh, all you can, I replied, fooling that nil ho could get would certainly bo few enough. " 'All right! ho said, and I went up tho lake a mile or so with my ilvo crabs to get somo bass for my supper. I fished nil tho rest of tho day and novor got as much as a bite. It was Bnpper timo wlven I pulled for homo. " 'Tho next man that says crabs to me,' I said to myself, 'It won't go well with. "After supper I was sitting in my office, feeling n littlo soro yet over iny day's fishing, when a knock como to tho door. 1 opened it, and thcro stood tho Bmall boy I had liired to gather crabs for me. I had forgotten all about him. 'Hullo, mister!" ho said. 'I got some!' "Crabs wcro tho very last thing I was hankering after just then, but of courso a bargain was a bargain. ' 'All right.' I said. 'Fetch 'em In.' "The small boy stepped nsldo nnd Im mediately appeared again, accompanied by another small boy. Each boy lugged In a big tobacco pail. Each pail was filled with crabs. ' 'Great heavens!' I exclaimed. 'How many hayo yon got? " 'ThcroB two thousan', mister,' said tho small boy I had bargained with. 'But wo d 'a' got a lot moro if tho pails liad been bigger.' "Two thousand crabs! If yonll tako tho troublo to figuro on that you'll find that nt iivo cents npieco 2,000 crabs will como to just an oven $100, and that waa the price per crab I liad bound mysolf to pay. Whilo thoso boys hod nervo I'vo an idea that their ideas of finandcriug wero crude, for after somo exceedingly anxious and apprehensive argument with them I induced them to compromlso on a basis of labor by tho day, nnd even then they mado such a good thing out of mo that tho next man who mentions crabs to mo will stand nn excellent chonco of having tho price of that day's work taken out of his hide. I returned thoso crabs to Kouka ontlot, nnd any ono who wants to may go tliero and catch them if thoy can." Lfluisvillo Post. Glyccrluo as a Wool l'reservatlve. In order to mako wool tissues water proof manufacturers havo to oxposo tho fabric to temperatures ns high as SCO to 281 degs. Fahrenheit, and It has been found that tho tissuo thus treated loses all its resistance. Up to 230 degs. thero is uo change in wool or woolen goods, but when heated to SCO degs. or abovo both turn yellow and show ovldeucea o combustion. By n series of experiincntai Mr. J. Perzog, nn eminent French an alytical chemist, has discovered" a now process by means of which wool threads and fabrics may bo made to retain their durability and original resistance under' high temperaturo during tho process of' rnanufacturo. Acting upon tho established fact that1 , glycerino greatly prevents evaporation of humidity, Mr. Perzog saturated somo woolen fabrics with a solution contain ing 10 per cent, of glycerine, and ex-' posed them to liigh temperatures. Tho fabrics thus treated showed not tho slightest chaugo under a temperaturo of 291 degs. Fahrenheit, nnd thoy retained) 18 per cent, of tho glycerino. Tho dis covery of this simplo principlo removes' ono of tho greatest difficulties withl which manufacturers of waterproof fabrics have had to contend. PhfJadel-l phia Record. i About Torpedo lloats. Tho next most important thine to speed in a torpedo boat is tho quick turning, aim tor this purpose tho larger Nonnand, Schicnu nnd Yarrow boats hayo two rudders, ono In tho usual placo at tho stem and ono under tho bow. Mr. Thoruycroft has another device. IIo puts two curved rudders near thoi stern and tho propeller is hot ween them,! bo that when tho rudders nro turned to gether, Uio water which Uio propeller Is i driving astern is turned a littlo to ono side nud helps to push around tho boat. ; Tho latest idea in torpedo boats is to havo their launching tubes mounted on turn tobies on deck instead of bdng. fixed in tho bow. With this improve ment a boat will not havo to steam' .straight at her enemy, stop, launch its1 torpedo and then turn to run nivay; but it can train its tubo on tho big ship as If i tho tubo wero a gun, and launch tho tor-, podo whilo rushing past at full snood.' This would bo less dangerous for tho torpedo boat, for it would not afford tho men on tho ship a good aim at hor. John M. Ellicott, U. S. N in St Niclv olas. Au Odd Coincidence. An old friend (call him W.l relates how, whilo ho was In Florida, his watch! stopped. Slnco it was n very good watch and liad never stopped before,) and had been duly wound tho evening' before, W. was much surprised thai It' wouldn't go. By and by tho head of thoi honso (call him B.) camo In. "Will yoiti please givo mo tho time?' said W. "Cer-' tuinly," said B., and pulled out hla. watch. B. had a timopicoo which wasi entirely trustworthy, not given to Irreg ularities of any kind. IIo palled H out, ofhispockot "By Jove!" ho exclaimed, "my watch is stopped; that's queer."! They compared the two watches, andj thoy had stopiKxl at tho samo hour and at tho samo minute, and why thoy had, stopped neither man was ablo to dfacov-' or. Boston Transcript t Walking Sticks, 'J Nowadays thcro is hardly any limit to tho kinds of material used in walking sUcks. Formerly only a few nativo I woods and some forolgu species wero used. Innovations in tho stylo of walk ing sticks and umbrellas havo boon con emnUy introduced during tho last forty years until Uieir manufacture has bo como quite an art and n busiuess of can- siderablo Importance. Natural sticks. that is, daillngs of trees and climbing plants, whoso roots will form luindlos or knots, are most used, Thoy aro soine- umos mounted with precious inetabj, onyx, jasper, marble, precious stones, ivory and horns of all kinds Youth' Companion. Is, j