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President Harrison's Vetoes Based on ish around". Belf- rrcsldont Harrison has vetoed two bill", which Is no small portion of tha number that havo been presented for his approval. If he continues at tho samo rate no may yot loat Cleveland's record and will certainly rank a cood socond among all tho Presidents in the matter of vetoes. Tho oharaolor of the two bllU he has vetoed points to tho iuti'ronco that President Harrison's vetoos will bo ii'llxted upon people wii'i can uo nun 1110 leasi nartn, ami that ho will allow liberal expenditures to bo mado where they will do tho moH good, to himself. Tho bill whioh tho President vetoed last week was one authorizing tho city of Ojjden, in Utah Territory, to in crease its debt. Utah as a territory is no tactor in n Presidential election, mid as clio is liable to bo kept outside tho sisterhood of Slates for years to oomo Pretddont Harrison, notwithstanding nis aspirations tor renominalion, oan deny tho request of tho city of Ogden and of tho whole Territory of Utah with impunity. Tho bill votoed on Tnesday was a bill appropriating suo.UUO to enlarge tho new public building at Dalla,Tex. The Lone Star State is one.whioh President Harrison can afford to ignore anyhow, because in his aspiration for a seoond President al terra ho has no hope of any help from that quarter. Besides, bills for public buildings belong to a class which oan bo vetoed by a Presi dential candidate without much fear of tho veto counting against .hiiri, either at the National nominating Convent ion or at tho polls. It is only tho Corgressman repre senting tho district, who is puDished by his constituents for tho defeat of a pnblio building bill, and tho Congress man has a por chanco of getting even with the President. In the closino sentenco of his veto of tho Dallas bill. Mr. Harrison comes very near saying that tho erection of public buildings is a local issne. Ho actually says: "Tho erection of publio buildings is largely a matter ol local necessity and con venience," and, of ooursc, theso oon siderations are not to weigh against pensions, coast defenses, and subsidies for steamship companies, tho three thin as which he says in his message aro of universal necessity. A Repub lican President who is a Zealous can didate for a second torm can afford to disappoint a community in a Territory that docs not enjoy the franchise or in a state that is hopelessly Democratic, especially when by doing so ho can tho easily promote legislation granting subsidies to shipping monopolies in New York, where tho friendship of monopolies has horetoforo done so much to help the Republican party. African Slaves Tim SIGHTS THAT ARB WITNESSED IN THE SLAVF.KS' I'EN. All ages, of both sex, aro to be seen: mothers with their bal'ts, young mn and women, boys and girls, and even babies who cannot yet walk, and whoso mothers have died of starvation, or perhaps been killed by tho Lufembe. One seldom sees either old men or old women. They are all killed in the raids. Their marketable, valuo being very small, no troublo is taken with them. Witnessing groups of these poor, helpless wretches, with their emaciated forms and sunken eyes, their faces a very picture of sadnets, it is not diili cult to peroeivo the intense grief that they are inwardly Buffering, but they know too well it is of no use to appel for sympathy to their merciless roasters who havo been accustomed from childhood to witness acts of cruelty and brutality, so that to satisfy their insatiable greed they will commit themselves, or permit to bo committed, any atrocity, however great. Even the pitiablo sight of one of theso slave sheds does not half represent the mis ery caused by this traflio homes brokon up, mo1 hers separated from their babies, husbands from wives, and brothers from histcr. When last at Masankusu I saw a slave woman who had with her one child, whoso starved little body bIio was clutching to her breast was attracted by her sad face, which betokened great suffering. I asked her the cause of it, and she told me in a low gobbing voice the fol lowing tale: "I was living with my' husband and three children in an iulau 1 village a few miles from here. My husband was a hunter. Ten days aeo tho Lufembo attacked our settlement; ray husband defended himself, bit was overpowered and speared to death with several of the other villagers. I was brought hero with my three chil dren, two of whom havo already bion purchased by the traders. 1 shall never see them any more. Perhaps they will kill thorn on tho death of some chief, or pi rbaps kill them for toon, aiy remaining ciiiiu you sue, is ill, dying from starvation! they give us nothing to oat. I expect oven this ono will bo taken from mo to-day, at tho chief, fearing list it should die and become a total loss, bai offered it for a very Btnall price. As ior myself," said Bhe, " they will sell me to one of tho neighboring tribes to toil in the plantations, and when I become old and unfit for work I sha'l bo killed." There wero certainly flvo hundred slaves exposed for sale in this ono vil lage alono. Lri;o canoes woro con stantly arriving from known river with mtrohaiuliao of ail kinds with which they purchased those slaves, A larga trado is carried on between the Ubangt anu jiUiungu rivers. The peoplo in habitinirtue mouth of tho Ubanci buv mo miolo slayos at Masankusu and tho other market. Thoy then take them up tho Ubanci river and oxohango them with tho natives there for ivory. These natives buy their slaves solely for tood. Having puronasrd slaves tliey feed them on ripe bananas, (Mi and ol), and wheu they get them Into good condition tliey kill them. Hundreds of tho lialolo slaves aro taken into tho river and disposed of iu this way oach. month, a great many oilier slaves are sold to tho large villages on tho Congo to supply victims for tho rxeou tton ceremonies. Much lift) is lost in tho capturing of slaves and during their captivity many suooumu to starvation, ut the ro naiuder numbers aro sold to boooma vlottms to oaunlbalisra and huma sao rifioo cf remonics. There aro fow in deed who aro allowed to live and pros per. What tha Best Jndires Ueolara aa Intention to Be- Tho lalo.Tmlno Hall, of the Unitod Slates Circuit Uouit, says: "An invention, in the sense of tho patent law, means tho finding out, the cuiunviiiL', mo creancer or somothmir wnion aid not exist and was not known before, aud which can bo rradn usoiul and advantageous in tlm nnr. Suits of life, or whioh oan add to the enjoyraont of mankind. "lu oilier words, the thinrr nntnnl- eu musi oo new; and it must bo useful to an appreciable extent, though tho i . .. : . iiieasuro oi mat, useiuiness is not in a lerial. Any dosreo of utility apprt ci ablo by a jury is sufiioiont, unon tho huotlon of utility, to sustaina patent." (Cooover vs. Roaoh, vol, iv. Fisher's Patent Cases, p. 10.) And Judce Sawver. lalo of tho Hn. brcmo Court of tho United States, do fines invention in tho following lan guago: "Invention is tho work of tho brain. snd not of tho hand. If tho conception is practically complete, tho artisan who gives it reflex and embodiment in a machino is no more tho inventor than tho tools with whioh he works. Both aro instruments in tho hands of him who sots them in motion and pre scribes the work to be dono. Mere mechanical skill can never rise to the ijphero of invention. The latter involves higher thought, and brings into ac tivity a higher faculty. Their do mains aro distinct. The line which Separates them is sometimes diflioult to trace; nevertheless, in tho eye of tho law, it always subsists. Tho meehanio may greatly aid tho inventor, but can not nsurn his olace." ( Blandv v. Griffith, vol. Hi. Fisher's Patent Cases, 016.) But while, as Judge Sawver asserts. tho boundary line between tho domain of invention and mere meobanical skiil is strictly drawn, yet sorao of tho most valuable inventions have beon so simple as to lend one to think that they wero obvious, and did not rise to tho dignity of invontion. Concerning tho simplicity of inven tion, the late Judgo Story, of tho Su premo Court of tho Unitod States, re marks : ''Tho simplicity of an invention, so far as being an objection to ii. mav constitute its ureat excellence and value. "Indeed, to produce a great result by very simple means, before .unknown or unthought of; is not, unfrequently uiu puuuuus uuaruuiurisuu oi ino vory highest class of minds." ( Ryan vs. Goodwin; vol. i. Robb's'Patent Cases, p, 72-1.) it not unfrequentlv' balloons that a sudden lucky thought gives a man a small (sometimes a large) fortune tho outgrowth ot an important invention. More than a quarter ot a cenlurv aio, tbo late Judge Shipman of the Unitod States Circuit Court of' New York embodied the idoa in one of his decisions: "A subject matter to bo patent-ibis must require invention, but it ia not necessarily the result of long and pain ful fctndy, or embodied alone in complex mechanism. A single flish of thought may reveal to the mind of the inventor the new idea, and a frail and simple contrivance may embody it. Some inventions are the result of long and weary years of study and labor, pursued in the faoe of abortive experi ments, baffled attempts, and finally reached after tho severest struggles! whilo others aro the fruit of a single happy thought." (Magic Ruffle Com pany vs. Douglas, vol. ii. Fisher's Pat tent Cases, p. 338.) uther opinions, similiar in purport. m'ght bo added; but these are suftioient to dfirte what constitutes a patent able invontion, which is important in formation for every inventor tp know. Tha Census. By August 1st, if all coos well, wo shall know onoe more how manv peoplo the United States oontaina at present The enumeration commenoca Juno 1, or rather June 2, tho first day of the"month beiug Sunday, oo well aro tho plans arranged that it is thought the work will be finished in two weeks in tho largo cities. Among tho straggling country pop ulation it will take longer. It is said to be a fact that In some parts of the country aro persons eo ignorant that Ihoy do not know tho ages of their own children. Others will insist on giving also tho nanes of their children who aro dead! For census purposes tho country is divided i'lto 175 districts, with a sup ervisor for each. The President ap points the supervisors of theso districts, and tho supervisors appoint the enum erators who do tho field work. It is expected that all (.ho enumeration will uo enqeu oy jiiiy j. in the list ot quouious aro some that constitute tbo new feature in consus taking iu metaphysical soienco. The enumarated person must tell whether ho is married, single or divorced, which might bq oalled neither married nor singlo. So if wo tell tho truth, it will bo known just how manv leiallv dis jointed persons there aro in the United mates, tho home of divorce. You must also tell whether you have any aouto or chronio disease, and how long you havo bad it. You must like wibu inlorm tho oonsus man whether you aro an idiot, weether you aio do formed, crippled, crazy, or maimed. it you aro a tramp or pauper that too must go down upon the pitiless page of tho enumerator, and vou must con fess ii your a prisioner, homelei-s child or a convict, xou are obliged to men tion whether vou own or rent the house you live in An oleotricaloount' ingaqd tabulating niaohiuehas been in ye n tod sincotlio last'eonem was taken, which does in 5 hours labor that form erly n quired 55. It will bo brought into nvtiy requisiion tuts summor. Tho amount of mortgaged pmp erty in tho country is expected to bo ascertained, f inally,-the only way to esoapo telling how od you aro is to die wuiuru viu uensits taker comes. j hoavy fine is imposed for refusing to answer questions or for answeriug tli.im untruiniuiiy. 'Fnreraan What is nil that racket ovur tlieroj somebody pled a form? Printer No, sir. The towel foil on the floor thats nil, A sailor is considered a good skip per wnen no understand! tho ropes, Tho samo may bif said of a little girl, Bankrupting the Treasury. Tho servico pension bill and othor raids upon treasury meditated by tho republican leaden in congress will not only wipo out tho surplus but put tho annual expenditures of the government many, millions of dollars abovo tho sum total of tho rovonuea. Thero is method in tho madnosa of these "out purees of the realm." What they nro doiug Is dono with tho most delibcrato purpose They moan to eliminate tho iasuo of tariff reform as a 'actor in tho I political problem. If they can squander tho surplus and bankrunt'tho treasury they will ory out, that t,hp tariffc&npot bo reduced Without cutting' the revonuo away down below-tho needs of tho government. The, scheme is worthy of tho 'desperate aud reckless men who nave dovised it. Neither tho existing tariff, nor tho Molttnley bill whioh' it is nronosod shall take its place, is a, measure inten ded pimarily to raise revenue. Tho objeot.of tho present tariff law ia to prevent importations. Hence it neces sarily reduces, tho revenue, altuonoh it piles heavy taxes upon the consumer by enhancing thocost of .protty muoh oyery thing ho buys. The MoKinley bill is calculated simply, and Bolely to intensify this polioy. Therefore it is plain that the repbulioan Bohemers aro overshooting the mark. When thov f hall havo gotten rid ,of tho surplus and shut out revenue-producing imports to an extent that will make it impos sible for .tho government to meet its obligations, tho necessity for a reduc tion of tho tariff to a.rovenuo basis will becomo more apparent. When tbo troasurjr shall bo empty, prohibitory taxes will have to crivo wav to revenue dutirs. Thus will tho tariff restriction- isls bo "hoist by their own petard." Congreessman Willsou of West Vir ginia remarked very wittily tho other nay mat tno Mcllinley hill is merely a scheme of tho republican politicians to pay off their debts of the last presid enlal canvass and to raise monoy to carry on the next. Thero was as much truth as wit in the remark. But it would oo quite as true to havo said, that the moneyfor tho next republican presidental campaign is, at least in part, to come out.of tho treasury sur plus voted in subsidies to steamships and diebursed in similar appropriations Even tho reckless pension largess is in tended as a payment of election ex penses. It .will bo only when the treasury shall be emty that tho mass of tho peoplo will oomo in for their in nings. But they will get them, never, fear. Patriot. A Bernce. Pension. In his .speech in advocacy of the Servico Pension bill, whioh passed the Hoaso on Wednesday last, Represen tative Grosvenor, of Ohio, speaking for tho measure, assured the House that "this bill, when to it is superadd ed the Prisoner of War bill, whioh will bo pa8sod at once, will add to tho pension rolls of tho Government the names of 450,000 persons, and will ex tend that ro'l to 950,000 pensioners. It will produ se on annual expenditure of $150,000,000, or nearly 45 percent, of the gloss revenue ol the Govern ment, an exhibition of munificent gen erosity upon tho p3rt of this Govern ment such as has nevor been equaled by all of the civilized nations of the world put together." This is certainly a magnificent show ing, but is it a just and proper use of the publio money f It is right that the maimed and feeble veteran of tho war xhould bo cared for by a gratefnl people. It is right that his widow and orphans and his dependent 'parents. wbore be has any, should bo provided for from the publio pnrse. Tho coun try recognizes this debt, and every pension bill which is limited to this class of claims is cordially approved or at least cheerfully acquiesced in by tho people. But why should ablo bodied men of means and position bo authorized to draw $8 a month from tho publio treasury because some time between lobl and 1805 thoy served ninety davs in the army or navy of the United States and are now 00 years oldt A considerable number of .those whoso $'10 a year will go to swell tho annual pension charge are now drawing 85000 a year as members of Congress. Oth ers aro in good positions and oomfort ablo circumstanoes olsowhcro and sorao aro men of largo wealth, but all aliko who BPrved a jcant threo months Ip tho Union army and aro threo Bcoro years ol ago are mado by this bill pub iu pensioners. A service Pension is tvroner nnnnrrh auer bucii a lapse oi lime as to raise a -f . , .. i -i ---,-o- presumption of fobleness in all thp surr vfvors of tho war, and the sm ill num. bcr of such survivors makes an inquiry to determluo which aro necessitous, and which not hardly worth tho trouble ihero are now 149,531 survivors of the war 62 years of ago and over, Of those 03,427 aro already drawing lensions for wounds and disabilities. iho iiouso pension bill as reported nro. posed to put tbo othor 80,493 on tho pension roll who at present, being in guuu iieuiin anu conaiuon, liavo no claim on tho Government's bountv. This would havo added $7,727,328 to tuoponsion charge ot tins year and wouui nave inoreased largely evorv year until 1907, according to tho table submitted by Commissioner Raum Tho House, by ohanging the ago fixed upon uy me committee tor pensions to begin from C2 to 00, mado all the eatl mates submitted muoh under tho mark. Tho servloe pension is but ono feature of a ooinprohenuvo pension bill whose mil eilects in depleting tho Treasury may oo gatiicred trom Air. IJrosveno trank suu-inent giveu above. 'llu ro are mou totally disablod bv reason oi wounds received in tho war . i . who are petitioning for a small in oreaso in their pension. Their claims aro iiigDiy meritorious, but the pros peot ot their being reoognhed is less cued by this voluntary donation of 90 a year to thousands of men who do not need it in tho least. Tho house has made a mistake iu inaugurating this servico pension biuiness. It is euro to creato a popular reaction on tho sub jeot of pensions to tho projudioe of veterans whoso olaims on the country aro legitiimto and whose lucossitlos aro real. Tho Senate voted down a service pension onoo this season. It will do the soldiers a real servloe by rejecting this IIoubo amendment to the dt'pQudunL pension b . J'rcss. YOL. 25, NO.19. THE SUSPIOIONS BTEENOTHENED. IN THE HIRAM CIIOUSK I.AinDSVH.I.E. CASE AT CIRCUMSTANCES STRENGTHEN THE I1RI.IF.K THAT HE WAS 5iUHDKHF.II AND T1IR STORE 1IURNKII TO COVER THE CRIME WHAT THE ',I.CMI NAItr," OF MUNOr, SAYS AIIOUT IT. Tho Munoy X,uminaru speaks in its issun oi May l as follows: Was Hiram crouse robbed and murderod and his building then Bet on tire to destroy tho ovidenco of crime, is the question mat is agitating tbo peoplo of Lairdsvlllo nnd vicinity. It is safe to say that niuo-tcnths of all the peopio tamiiipr with tho urcumslnnces believe the question can only receive an nfiirraativo answer. Whilo this belief is almost universal, vorv IIiHp. if any ovidenco has been discovered to support the! belief, but the position of tho body when found and tho location of tho firo when first discovered nro at least suspioious. Thy collar ticdor the storeroom extended abort four feet into this street beyond the stire from, and was covered by a porch, with steps to enter the Btoro door; tho room over'the store, in which Mr. Crouso slept, extended as far front as tho eel lar below, and over the porch. Mr. Crouso's bed stood with tho head to tbo north, and at loasl fifteen feet from tho front of tho room. After the lire the buckles of his trousers, his knife, and a small amount of money was found in tho cellar, among tho irons of his bodstcad. This it would scom sat isfactorily proves that Mr. Crouse had been in bed. Uis body was found faco down against tho front wall of the building, his head about throo feet up tho wall and his back bent to the front by the weight of tho timbers that had fallen upon hiin. Those who advocate that Mr. Crouse was dead when plaoed in that position, think that had ho fallen from the front of the room up stairs, ho would bavo been in plain sight and would havo fallen on' tho porcb, as that part of tbo building wa the last to burn. Again the firo broko out in the rear ot tho building, in tho ware room, and his Iriends think he would havo beon ablo to mako his way to the window in tho front of the room and that had he been in that room when Joseph Smith ontered it from tho window, ho must havo beon seen. And then, tho walls wero pushed iu to protect other property, and it would certainly seem that such being the case ine oody would havo Deen found near er the centre of tho cellar. Mrs. Wil liam Ritter, who resides next door, was up at 1 o clock, and she distinctly heard a noise, twice repeated, that s'io now fools certain came from Mr, Crouso's store. Sho was somewhat startled, but concluding that the noise was mado by horses, in some stable near by, retired, without awakening her husband, and in lees than ono hour tho store was discovered to be on firo. All these circumstances led tho people to believe that robbery and murder most foul was first committed; that Mr Crouso was killed up stairs, his b dy oarried or dragged down cellar, placed wnere it was lound, covered with the emty boxes and barrels that was in that part of the cellar, to mako tho dis- truction of tho body certain. As it was tho remains woro bo disfigured that no absolutely ccrtaiu identification could be made. Tho friends of tho deceased aro very anxiously look ing for ovidenco and will do all that lies in their power to arrivo at tho truth. What a Somerset (Pa-) County Man thinks ot the Invalids Hotel and uurgical Insti tute, located at BafFalo N. Y. W. II. Miller of Stoyestown, Pa., who has been suffering for nearly quarter of a oentury from an affection of tho kidooys, resulting iu the necen sity of a surgical operation, after cm suiting and being treated by a number of our own doctors, as well as receiv ing the treatment and advice of some of tho most eminent professional men of tho land, finally became ncquaiu'ed with the above Institute, and their modo and means of treatment. After duo correspondence, with the World s Dispensary Medical Asso -ia tion, tho proprietors of tho Invalids' noici, no was lmiueeu to visit said in stitution. On arriving there and after being fully acquainted, bo lost no tinu lr. making tho necessary arrangem-ms for tho required treatment. Aftor re maining for rcarlv four weeks at tha invalid s Hotel, whero you reccivo tho kindest and best troatmeut, and whero patients aro loth to leave, aftor vo covery, ho rqturned to his family and friends a ourod and happy man. In giving this to tho public, Mr. Miller wishoa to say that ho owes tbo aforesaid Institute nothing but his best wishes. And the faot that hi own sucoess and great relief is duo to similiar testimonials from others who were successfully treated thero for all manner of chronic diseases trom ovnrv Stato and Territory of tho Union, Can ada, Mexico, and South America. It il a marvel of success. He further says, should this fall to tho notice of any sufferers from chronio disease, sucti as seem to buiuo tho skill ot y ur on pnysioian nut nrst and above all give your own physicians a fair and impartial trial, aud all tho available means offered, as Somerset county may lusuy teei prouti ot tier medical .nun who spare no means nor time in tho treatment of all casos entrusted to tneir ouargo. Ann it ttiey tail, in many cases, It will bo an act of chtr ity to point yon to a place whero a probable cure may bo eifeoted, which is tho humble intent of tho abovo com munication. Tim abovo Association is oourteoiH, prompt aid reliable, Somerset (Pa.) Herald. Ex Solicitor General George Jenks Bays ot the charges against Suay; ''I think thu chaiges mado by ia press of tho country aro beooming bo serious mat iiuievs no disproves tbora they will bo adverso to tbo Ho publioan party. Tho other day I lis tened to tho conversation of threo crowds of Republicans on a train uho wro talking alnut it. They didn'i know me, but they one and all sai that Quay must pow como to tho front and defend himself or tUo the. success of tho. party oould ouly b obtained by duinpjng him. It is ono thing or tliu other, and thero is no other alterna tive -This is not a caso wht rp mlt'iieo will proyail," Spots on the Bun, It began to rain again soon nff.fr dinner, and a disgusted clUr.mi nf Tin. trolt, who oamo down on a woodward Aycnuo tramoar beside old man, remarked: "I prosnmo this is owing to thoso spots on tho sun.' ( "Hoy!" called the othor, as hoj put his hand to his car. "Spots on tho sunl" yollcd tho other. "Ileyt SpolBl Whero aro the spots!" "On tho sunl" Tho old man roso up, crossed tho car, lookod out of tho window, squared nround for i minute, and then returned and said: "Can't see tho sun 't all. How did tho spots como there!,' "1 don t know." "Heyl" "I don't know." "Havo you seon 'era!" "No." "Oh, you haven't! What wan vnnr object in telling mo there wero spota on the sun! I am not so old that. T permit any ono to mako a fool of mo.'' "The othor now lookod out of a window and assumed a careless air, but tho old man was after him with. 'You coins into a car when I mn minding ray own busainess and bemn to talk about spots on tho sun. Who aro you, sir! Did you want to get mo up to pick my pocket!" "They soy tho rainv weather cornea from tho spots on tho sun," explained uio otner. "Who says so! Name tho manl I'm around all the time, and L haven't heard of any spots on the sunl" j.uu citizen got, up to cnango hia -at: but tho old man tmlllnrr blm lown said: You want to work some sort of a game on mo and I know it. If I over atch you within a rod of mn nnain. I'll--' Tho citizen made a break and cot out; and, though ho had no umbrella, ho stepped off the tratn-car'in thn midst of the rain, with tho look of a man glad to mako tho exchango. Ho had jut reached tha curb when tho old man oamo to tho platform and oalled out: "look mo for a greenhorn, did youl wish I'd walked vou right to tho poIico-Btation, you miserable swindler! Spots on tho sun, iudeedl Humbugs P. T. Barnum is olairaed as tho father of tho Baying that tho American publio lovo to bo humbugged. Wo don't believe this of tho famous show man, nor do wo boliovo in tho truth of ho idea expressed. 1 Tho American ooplo do not relish a humbug an 7 moro than tho peoplo of any other country, yet when they onco do get bit, thoy neither make a very vigorous kick, nor give up trying tho samo scheme over again when it comes along again perhaps in a new dress. Humbugs thrive and wax wealthy in these free and glorious United States of America, because a largo pa' t of our population aro so gullible or curious or so afflicted by cupidity that they -ako chances in every plausible schema advo tistd in tho nowspapors in hono "getting something for nothing.' It is useless to waste snace to nnnt advice, warning the credulous and un wary ot these perennial schemes- offering so much and yielding so little, for no matter how many times a swin dle may bo exposed a now crop of lools is ready to bito and send along their stamps and money whenever a now scheme is presented. Strange to say, in many cases the same people havo been known to send over and over again, year in and year out, getting ittle or nothing in return. It is im possible to teaoh a set of people who will not loam, and it is a waste of argument to expatiate npon tho ovils referred to in the hope that it may benefit a fow. There bavo been innumerable in stances where an exposition of a swin dle in a pnblio newspaper aotually caused money to be sent to tho swin dlers exposed I Agents Guide. The World's Costliest Gems Tho largest perfect diamond in tho world is now tho Imperial, that was exhibited at tho Paris Exposition last year, and which is valued at oue mil- lion of dollars, says The .Ladies Home Journal This is tbo moH valuable stono in tho world, and is owned by a syndicate. The biggest nnd beat ruby in existence is owned in London, and is valued at S50.000. It has uo paral lel, oven in the Crown Jewels, and it is reltted that tho Duchess of Kdinburur carried it all tho way to St. Petersburg for the Czar to havo a look at it. Tho argest and most boautiful cat's-ovo in the world weighs ono hundred and seventy carats, is owned in London and is insured for 30,000 rupees. The nut-si private coiection oi pearls in tno world is owned by Madamo Dos no. sister in-law of M. Thiers. Tho big gest emerald in tho world weighs 2, 080 carats, and is in tho Imperial Jewel Office, in Vienna. Tho 'largest and costliest cat's-oyo in tho world is ownod ny a Mooman, ot Uoylon. who dug it up himself from thu mines. Ho has beon offered as high as $90,000 for it, but declines to part with it at that figure, saying thai, if helikfd.hocould cut it up into forty small pieces, and soil each pieco for about 5,000, aggro- ......... nnnal.. oonii niiAi I11U JllCbVjr uuuiijr ?isvs,uuu; The democratic stale convention will bo held in the opera bouso at Scranton on Wednesday. July 2. Tho "time was fixed by tho Kxecutivo Committee Those present at tbo meeting wero Uhairimn luliolt 1. Kisnor and Seoro tary B. M. Nead, with tho following member;; W. J. Brennen, Alleghany: M. Healy Pottsville: T. K. Vandyke Lowisburgj J, M. Kerr, Clearfiold; E. Kerr, Bedford: B. F. Meyers. Dau- phin: W. D. Clendonin, New Castle; J. Marshall Wright, Allentowuj C. P. Uonnelly, rmladolphia. lucre was a fno interchange of views regarding the timu for holding tho convention. Somo of tho mem bers thought it should bo held btforo tho republicans meet to soleot their O'liididate, and adopt n platform, but thoso who wanted a lalo convention weto in tho majority. Afti-r Iho mat ter had been discussed at length, July - was agreui upon. I no democrats ot Scranton aro making preparations to entertain tho visitors and delegates. 'Tired All The Time," Say tinny poor nn u and women, who soem overworked, or aro dobilitated by change of sea-on, climate or life. If you could road the hun dreds of letters praising Hood's Sarsaparilla which como from people whom it has restored to health, you would bo convinced of its merits. As this is impossible, why not try Hood's SarsaparilU joursolf and thus rtnlizo ils bent fit! It will tone an l build up your b)hIiih, givo you a grod appitite, overcome that tirod feeling aud make you ficl, as ono woman ixprosts it, "liko a new crea tine.'' It is thu man who is losing ground by inches who bccoui's ditsittittied vilh h.alul. 1