PROFESSIONAL CARDS. L, FRITZ, ATTOUN'EY-AT-I.AW, Office Front Uoom, over l'ojloflic BLOOMSBURG. PA. J. ti. MAIZE, ATTO?.NEY-AT-LAW, INSURAf.TF. ANS ttF.At ESTAT1 AO I XT, Ornci lioom No. 2, Columbian Building llI.OOMKliVJin, PA. N U. FUNK, A7T0r.Nn7-AT-LAW, Office tn 1'nl'a IlulWng, near Court House, D'.OOMcii'JUG, PA. J OHN M. CLARK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AND JUSTICE OK TIIK PEACE, Office over Moyer lire's. Drug Stort, HI.OOMSBURC, PA. w- MILLER, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office In Brower'i building, 2d floor, roomNo I. BI.OOMSBURG, PA. B, FRANK ZARR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office cor. Centre & Main St.,Clark's building, BLOOMSBURG, PA. 53" Can be consulted in German. QEO. E. ELWELL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office, Second floor, Columbian Building, BLOOMSBURG, PA. H, V. WHITE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office in Wlrt'i Building, 2nd floor, Main St BLOOMSBURG, PA. S. WINTERSTEEN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Office in First National Bank Building, 2d floor, BLOOMSBURG, PA. SST Pensions and bounties collected. P P. BILLMEYER, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, (DISTRICT ATTORNEY,) Office over Dentlcr't Shoe (tore, Front room, BLOOMSBURG, PA. JOBERT R. LITTLE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office, Columbian Building, floor, front room, BLOOMSBURG, PA. QRANT HERRING, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offics vjk Rawlingi' Meat Market, BLOOMSBURG, PA. H. RHAWN, ATTORKKY-AT-LAW, Ofliot, corner of Third and Main Streets, CATAWISSA, PA. J. B. McKELVY, M. D., SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN, Office, North side Mala Street, below Market, BLOOMSBURG, PA. J-R. J. C. RUTTER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Office, North Market Street, BLOOMSBURC. PA. D R. WM. M. REBER, SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN, Office, corner of Rock and Market Streets, BLOOMSBURG, PA. JJONORA A. ROBBINS, M. D. Office West First St Special attention Riven to the eye anil car and tbo tlttlng ot glasses. J J. BROWN, M. D., Office and Residence, Third Street, Weit 01 Aiarxet, near n. c. inurcn, BLOOMSBURG, PA. WOffice bor every afternoon and evening. Special attention given tothee)eai.d the fitting of glasses. Telephone connection. D R. J. R. EVANS, Tixatuest or Chronic Diskasis madz a SriCIALTY. Office and Residence, Th'rd St., below Market, BLOOMSBURG, PA. M J. HESS, D. D. S., Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental CoUefre. having opened a dental office in Lockaid'i JJOILDING, corner ol Main ana centre sueeu, BLOOMSBURG, PA., s prepared to receive all patients requiring pro fessional services. Etuis, Gai, and Local Asutiutics, admlnlitered for th palnlta extractUn of teeth free of chug whta artificial teeth are inserted. All Woue Gvaxamtud a RiruuimA w AINWRIGHT & CO., WHOLESALE GROCERS. Tias, Svrufs, Coffee, Ruoab, Molasses, RlCI, SFICES, HICAICU buIM, liTC, TC, N. E. Comer Second and Arch St. PHILADELPHIA, PA. SCOrden will receive prompt attention. M C. SLOAN & BRO., Manufacturers ok Carriages, Buggies, Thaetons, Sleighs, Platform Wagons, &c. BLOOMSBURG, TA. First-class work always on hand. Repairing neatly done. WPrices reduced to suit the limes. W. H. HOUSE, SURGEON DENTIST, Office, Barton's Building, Main St., bel. Market, BLOOMSBURG, PA. All styles of work done in a superior manner, and all work warranted as represented. Teeth Extracted Without Pain, arthe use of Gas, and free of charge when artificial teeth are Inserted, iftr To be open all hours during the day. GET YOUH JOH PRINTING DONK AT TIIK COLUMHIAN OKKIOK U. ti. tl JjwELLi, 1 J. Z.BITTENBENDEB, Jrrrrl,t0"' Owing to the extreme mild nson heavy goods will be sold sc very cheap. D. Lowr.Nnr.no's Est. Having cleared out a largo surplus stoc of Over Coats we are now enabled to oiler Bin Bargains 113 follows : 4.50 buys a $0.00 Coat. G.00 " " 8.00 " 8.00 " " 10.00 " 10.00 " " 13.00 " That's the story we're telling you now. A depreciation in prices, not in quality. 15.00 buys a 20.00 Satin Lined Chinchilla Over Coat. Now we have a lot of Black Corkscrew Over Coats j also Wide Wales at $6.00 and up wards, while all wool Kerseys at 8.00, must be seen to be appreciated. Those Children's Over Coats at 1.50 are here again. Suits for little Boys at 1.25. We prefer to sell The Jerseys and other fine suits of which we have the largest assortment in town. And here are the bigger Boys' Suits and Over Coats, some at low prices and some at lower. Now we tell you that wc will surprise you it you will only call and see the Big Bargains you can buy. A big assortment of Children's Pants and Waists for 25c. Do not be scared when we will sell you a Boys' Suit for $1.50, and a waist thrown in. When you come we will show you some other eye openers. Storm Over Coats are so much . . 1 1 i reduced, We are aSliamed tO nut rlio nri(p nil nrmnr lmf Wfi pill, nil- prices un ij.iijh, mil vt will tell you all about them when you come for one and come pretty soon while we have a'big assortment, for while we have not the largest store room in the county we have the larg est stock of Clothing, Hats, Caps, Underwear, and every thing for Men, lioya and Chil dren's wear, while evervbodv m, , , .1 . acknowledge that We are headquarters in Trunks, Bags, &c. Now we have posted you on our cheapest and lowest price goods, wc want to tell you about our Rochester Tailor Made Clothing. There may not be so great a profit as in some of the cheap trash sold where you make a dollar and lose a cus tomer that will not pay in the end, so we keep the best quality of goods, sell them at a small proQt and give our customers the best of satisfaction. Wide Wale Doulbe Breasted Prince Alberts. Three Button Cutaways. Straight Cut Sacks. These are some of the latest and nicest styles of Rochester Made Clothing. We have a few Double Breast ed Sacks. Heavy Coats and Vests, just the thin;: to keep you warm. Cardigan Jackets, a big line. Scotch Caps for 25 cents. Fur Cups for 1.50. Don't forget the boys, little and big. Bring them right along for our coats and Winter Cups; they cost but little and you will be surprised how cheap you can rig them out for winter. Gloves, Shirts, Neckwear, all of the latest stye . A few Jersey Suits for chil dren, to he cleared out cheap, iw well as Over Coats for little boys. All we ask is a visit beforo you buy and you certainly 'will be convinced that the oldest Cloth iug Store in town is still the place to buy your clothing. i). Lowenbcm s BLOOMSBURG, PA lite BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 27, 1889. COM1S AND HAVE YOUH KvES EXAMINED HY 4 6. Wells, the Optician, WHO HAS JUST COMPLETED A TIIOKOUGHLYJFItAOTICAL COURSE AT BUOKLIN'S OPT1IALMIU COLLEGE.NEW YOIIIC. NO Btra Qkarge MADE xor Examining Byes, -PERFECT FIT Fino lino peb bio and white crystal lenses constantly i n stoc", also the Fitio watch work and jobbing noitly antced to givu satisfaction. Nenr I'bllndclphtn. School Sept. lSth. Yearly i:x'cnc, S.IOO. Four I'ujments, 31115. Admit nd (Unifies young men and boys at any time fits them for Business, any Collect, Polytechnic School, for Wes4 I'olnt or Annapolis. Graduating classes. One of the best equipped and best managed Schools. Good table. All ttudenti board with the Itlnctpal. Teacheia all men and graduates or nrst-clata Colleges, f-ine buildings) tingle or double, rooms Lveiy room has in It a steam radiator and Is completely furnished. Grounds (ten acres) tr root-ball. base-balL athletics, etc. Gymnisium. Special opportunities for apt students to advance rapf liy. rnvate tutorlnif and special drill for backward boys. Citrons or students may select any studies, or a tluslness. College-Preparatory, riectrical. or CiviU Lngineering course. Physical and Chemical !.aloratary. Practical Business Department, Short-hand. Type-writing, etcs etc. More fully supplied with apparatus than any other College-fitting school. Media Academy affords rvery home cons frt. the best education, and the besttratnlng. 1 lied prices cover every etpense. No eliminations for admission. New Illustrated catalogue sent free to any address. SW1TH1N C. SHORTUDGE, A.B., A.M. (lUmrd Graduate), Princkl and Proprietor, Media. I'a Hlpdin, l'n., tienr IMiIln. School Oprn Sept. UAlh Vrnrlr Dxpcnic. HIU. BROOKE HALL, iwoiarincn,8u. roR GjRLS and YOUNG Craduadng Courses In CUmIcs, Literature, Srlence. Mathematics. teachers and lecturers. Superii Musical Department. School has Pupils safety and tuinnnets. New Illustrated CinuUr free. fcU'inilVC SMORTUDC.E. A M Hrrarcl Graduate, (-...,,. ... , MRS. tJWITllIN C. SUOKTLIDUU. Pflnclpals. Media, Pa !EAD THIS OFFER! 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These old corporations are well seasoned by tgt and nK tistzd and have never yet had a loss settled by any court of law. Their asiets are all invested in solid securities, are liable to the hazard of FIRE only. Losses 1 bomptly and honestly adjusted wd paid as soon as determined, by CHRIST. IAN F. KNAPP, Special Aceki- and An. fUSTER, BLOOMSBURG, I'A. he people of Columbia county should pat ronize the agency where losses, if any, are set tled and paid by one of their own citiiena. -H CROWN ACME, fe- The Best Burning Oil That Can be Hade From Petroleum. It gives a brilliant light. It will not smoka the chimneys. It will not char the wick. U hu a high fire tear. It will not explode. It If pre-eminently a family safety oil. We Challenge Comparison with any other illuminating oil made. We rgtaKe Our Imputation, as refiners, upon the aUtement that it It IN TUB WOULD, Aak your dealer for CROWN ACME. AGUE OIL GOMFAHY, aHyille, a. Trad tor Bloonuborg and rldnlty supplied hj Bloomaburg, Pa. FROM BETHLEHEM TO NAZARETH. THR WISE MK.V OF THE EAST. From out tbo golden doors of dawn Tbo wte men camo, of wondrous thought. Who knew tho "tars. From far upon Tbo nhoreloM rat they kneeling brought Their costly ftlfu ot In rought Reran and gold, Whilo, cloudlike, lnccnso from their presence rolled. Their sweets of (lower fields, their sweet Dlsttllments of most sacred leaves. They laid, low bending at his feet, As reapers bend abovo their shenves--Ai strong armnl reaera tivudlng, dAinorous, To give tbclr gathered full sheaves kneeling thus. Aiul, kneelbig so, they spake of when God walked bU garden's fragrant sod, Nor yet had bid bts faco from men. Nor yet bad man forgotten Ood. They snake. Hut Mary kept her thought apart And, silent, "pondered all things m her heart." They spako. In whispers long, they laid Their shaggy heads together, drew Bomo stained scrolls breathless forth, then mado Such speech as only wlao men knew Their high red camels on tho huge hill set Outstanding, llko somo nlght-hewu silhouette. MOIOt AT NAZARETH. I think 1 seo Hun now at mora Before tho burst of sudden day, Abovo tho silver fields of corn When) He has gono apart to pray; I tblnkl seo Him luoklng thoughtful down Beyond the corn, beyond tbo waking town. Beyond the silver'd mists that rlso From all night tolling In tho corn, Tho mists havodutles up tho skies. The sklesliave duties down tho morn. While all the world Is full of earnest enre To make tho fair world still mora wondrous fair Moro lordly fair; tho stately morn Moves dow n her walks of golden wheat, Iler guards of honor gild tbo corn In golden pathway for (rod's feet; Her purpled bills sho crowns In crowns of gold And majesty before tho Lord Is rolled. Joofiuln Miller In Independent, TWO CHRISTMAS EYES. At tho corner of tho market square In tho nticient town of St. Ives, Cornwall, thero stands a picturesquo old hostelry called tho "Golden Lion." Until quite lately it had for its near neighbor an inn equally picturesque, nnd perhaps even older tho "George and DraRon," Both these ancient houses of entertainment must havo witnessed many strango events, besides being tho sceno of many a jovial drinking bout after the gather ing In of tho "harvest of tho Bea," or at tho less lawful landing of a contraband cargo, or at the end of a successful pri vateering expedition, For all theso things your Cornishtnan hath an excel lent relish. On tho spot was tho palla dium of tho liberties of St. Ives, for hero stood tho whipping post, tho cage and tho stocks. Tho George and Dragon must have been tho fashionablo hotel, for after tho Corn ish pllgrimago of graco tho king's com missioner, Sir Anthony Kingston, lodged here, and entertained at dinner tho port reeve of St. Ivcb, whom ho afterwards politely hanged in tho market squaro for his treasonable practices. Here, also, tho Duke of Bolton, when ho visited tho town in 1099, "waa treated with six bot tles of sack." Tho two houses stood so close together being divided only by tho narrow street leading into tho market square that tho occupants could wish each other good morning from tho win dows. In tho days of George II Peter Hexel was landlord of tho Oeorgo and Dragon, and John Itenowden ruled tho Golden Lion. They wero not only neighbors, but fast friends. Thero wag, perhaps, something in tho similarity of tho cir cumstances of theso two men that strengthened their friendship. They wero both widowers, nnd each had an only child. Ilichard Iloxel was n hand some, strapping follow of three-and-twenty. Mary Itenowden was nineteen, and the prido of her father's heart. As children thoy had played together; hut thero camo a titno when they only looked and smiled and nodded to each other from tho opposite windows. Then Ilich ard would watch for Mary when sho went out, and would follow her into tho fields or on the seashore; and so it camo to bo at length another version of tho old, old story, which surprised nobody least of all, tho landlords of tho Georgo and Dragon and tho Golden Lion, who looked forward to tho time when tho interests of both thoso ancient establish ments should becomo ono and indivisi ble. But thero was ono person who watched tho growing affection of the lovers with a bitter and jealous heart. This would not bo a truo lovo story, according to the ancient and regular pattern, had thero been nothing to interrupt its smooth and even course. A certain Thomaa Champer, tho 6on of n mine master in tho neighboring parish of Zen nor, had long looked with longing eyes on Mary Itenowden. His visits wero discouraged by tho host of tho Golden Lion, and Mary herself made It very plain that sho dUllked liis attentions. Nothing could exceed tho bitterness of his feelings when Cliamper found that ho was rejected in favor of ono who had been his successful rival from boyhood. Ilichard Hexel had "taken him down" at school in tho wrestling bouts at "I'east cntldo" had thrown him in tho "Cornish hug," and had constantly snatched tho victory from him In tho game of "hurl ing," All these defeats ho had endured with comparativo inditrerenco, but to bo beaten in tho game of lovo was not so easy to lear. Ho watched tho lovers iu their walks, till ho felt ho could do any thing short of murder to get his rival out of tho way. Ho thought if Hexel were onco removed from tho sceno ho might yet succeed with Mary, trusting to tlmo and tha chapter of accidents. About thin time tho government declared war againat Spain, and It was certain that men would be wanted for tho navy. If tho king's ships could not bo manned by other means, tho press gangs would bo out, and thoy would first of all try their luck at tho seaports. What if they should visit St. Ivesl It was not unlikely tvnd they would bo glad of a hint where govxl men wero to bo found, Thomas Champer turned this matter over in his mind till ho persuaded himself that ho would ho doing good swvlce to tho state, and furtliering his own interests at tho bamo time, if ho could lend a helping hand in manning tho navy, provided, always, ho could himself keep out of tho way, for ho had no desiro to servo his country on board a man-of-war, Ho was full of such thoughts when ho mado ono of his periodical journoys to Falmouth on mining business, and sought out a certain "crimp" or agent for entrapping seamen for the press-gang. What ho did thero, or what arguments ho used to ad vance his plans, wo need not Inqulro, but tho "crimp" was richer by somo pounds nt tlio termination of tho interviow. It was Christmas ovc, and tho good pooplo of St. Ives wero preparing to keep tho festival with duo honor. Tha usual excitement of tho season had been in creased In thu course of tho afternoon by tho appearance of a sloop-of-war, which anchored iu tho bay, nnd it was expected that somo of tho otllcers and crew would come ashoro to join In tho general mer rymaking. After dark a band of mum mers entered tho market square, and, stopplug In front of tho Georgo and Dragon, commenced tho ierformanco of the Christmas drama of "St. George." Soon u largo crowd was collected, und tho notso brought to tho doora and win dows Of tho llOUJKJJ lUOut Of tho pOTBOUB wIkj wire witWiuIocludiuittliofreuQatit- crs ot a mtlo club which met at tho Georgo nnd Dragon nnd tho Golden Lion alternately. hi tho midst of a terrlllo combat be tween St. Georgo and thoTurkleh knight thero was n commotion among tho crowd, nnd n party of armed sailors a pearcd, headed by n tall fellow, who, flouilshlng a naked cutlass, cried, "In tho king's namel" The crowd nt onco broko nwoy amid tho screams of women and cries of "Tho press! tho press!" Tho sailors mado n dash at somo of tho younger men in tho crowd, nnd among thoso they secured was Ilichard Iloxel, who was standing nt his father's door. Tho party then retreated with their cap tives, closely followed by tho crowd, crying, "Down with tho press gangl Down with thcml" Moro than onco the sailors wero so hard pressed that those In tho rear had to turn and make n stand in the narrow streets, and a serious con flict was threatened. But they reached their boats with tho men thoy had cap tured, nnd nt daylight next morning tho sloop of wnr in tho bay hail disappeared. That night thero was much walling among tho women of St. Ives, and n fruitful subject of talk was nlTorded to tho club nt tho Georgo and Dragon. Among tho members of this club wero Capt. Trcnwith, n retired ofllcer of tho navy, who had sailed with Admiral Ben bow, and had lost u leg in tho scrvico of his country; Mr. Matthews, ropemaker and mayor of St. Ives; old Will Nance, who had onco been n smuggler, nnd who wore n patch over his left eye, which had been knocked out in somo encounter with revenue officers; nnd, lastly, John Tnckablrd, tho town barber, who, al though occupying a lower social position, was allowed to associate after business hours with tho men whoso wigs ho dressed in tho morning. But tho barber was In ndvanco of his time, nnd held opinions which Capt. Trcnwith nnd tho mayor thought llttlo less than treason able. John Tackabird was, In fact, a Democrat; nnd on tho present occasion lie was loud in his denunciation of tho press gang, which ho said was contrary to Magna Chartn and tho bill of rights a tyrannical and unconstitutional viola tion of tho liberty of tho subject, anil showed the English to bo a nation of downtrodden slaves, writhing under tho iron heel of despotism, "Where." said he, waving a newspa per in liis hand, "whero are our boasted Luerties, when thu hirelings of a corrupt government can thrust themselves into our houses nnd carry oil our sons and brothers, and force them to light in tho unholy quarrels of kings and their un scrupulous ministers? How long nro wo to bo chained to tho chariot wheels of a bloodthirsty obligarchy? How long" "Tut, tut!" interposed Capt, Trcnwith with warmth. "Stop thy palaver, John Tackabird. Tho king must havo men for his ships." "Men for his ships, Capt. Trcnwith!" retorted tho barber; "let tho king get them by fair and honest means, and then bo will perchance havo men who will stick to their colors, and not run away as ono of Admiral Benbow's ships did in tho West IndiesI" This was a soro subject with Capt. Trcnwith, who could euduro no slur on tho British navy, and who had himself been an ofllcer on board Admiral Ben bow's ship nt tho tlmo referred to. Tho barber felt ho had gono too far, but tho mischief was done. The captain roso from his seat, his faco purplo with rage. "Thou d d chin scraping rascal! how durst thou rako that matter" up in my presence? I'll drivo my stall down thy throat for prating of matters beyond thy barber's brain!" "Nay, nay, cap'n," cried Will Nance; "let John Tackabird bo. Mayhap ho hath spoken unwisely, but 'tis well known Cap'n Wado and Cap'n Kirby wero shot at Plymouth for deserting tho admiral." "Yes," said Capt. Trcnwith, resuming his seat, his anger having passed away as suddenly as it came "yes, and shoot ing was too good for them. They ought to havo been hanged at tho yardarm and so should some others that I wot of!" hero ho looked hard at tlto ci-devant smuggler. "Well, but" resumed tho barber, whoso tongue must needs wag in spite of his fear of tho captain "touching tliis matter of the press gang" "I'll hear no moro on 't," cried Capt. Trenwith; "'tis in every fool's mouth that ono volunteer is worth ten pressed men; but I havo seen pressed men light as bravely as tho best and as for Ad miral Benbow, ho fought his ship llko n hero, nnd died tho death of n gallant old son dog as ho was. If somo of his mon left him in tho lurch, enoygh romained to savo tho honor of England. But hark ye, John Tackabird, let mo warn theo that thero bo somo matters had better bo forgotten." At that moment, a steaming bowl of punch being brought in, all further un pleasantness disappeared under its sooth Ins influence. Tho party, which now liR-Iudiii Peter Hexel and John Itenow den, drew in their chairs, nnd tho for mer proceeded to fill tho glasses of his guests with a silver punch ladlothat had a guinea let into tho bottom of it, As It was not yet known that young Hexel was ono of tho pressed men, thero was nothing to cloud their enjoyment. A visit from tho press gang was too com mon nu occurrence in seaport towns in thoso days to excite much remark, savo among thoso who wero tho immediate sufferers. Capt. Trenwith said ho would take ni)on himself to proposo a toast, which ho hoped no one present would refuse to drink. Tho king of England had declared war against Spain, nnd, ns tho Spaniards had seized all tho British ships in their har bors, he thought tho sooner thoy closed with tho enemy tho better. Ho tagged to proposo tho health of King Georgo and success to tho British arms. If thoy lived to seo another Christmas ovo ho doubted not they would bo nblo to say tho honor of England had been well main tained. As tho punch was exceeding good, und had put much heat into every man of tho company, tho toast was drunk with great enthusiasm, Even John Tacka bird smacked his lips with satisfaction. "It hath been reported," said Will Nance, "that Admiral Vernon Is gono as coiuuiunder-in-chief to tbo West Indies, and that ho swears to tako Portobello on tho Spanish main, oven if ho hath no moro than six ships wherewith to do it." "I know not how that may bo," said tho incorrigiblo barber. "If ho has only pressed men to back him, 1 doubt it." With an ominouslooknt tho last speak er, Capt. Trenwith cut tho matter short. "WohlialUeo'saldlio. "When 'tlsdono wo shall doubtless hear on it but what nolso Is that outside? What now, Tom Cliamper? What's amiss?" "There's much amiss, Capt. Trenwith," said young Champer, who now entered tho room. "Dick Hexel is among tho pressed men. Ho was seen In the last boat when they put olt from tho shore." "What! my son taken by tho press gangl" cried Peter Hexel, starting to his feet. "Coundsl I'll not Micro it there must bo somo mistake," "I fear thero is no uii.tnko," said Champer; nnd thero was u gleam of sat iefhctlon on his face, which ho tried to conceal with n pretoudod look of con cern. "Thero bo thoso oubtldo who saw UUu carried oil. and tbo oillccr sworo ho YOL. 24, NO. 52. would sink tho Ilrst boat that dnrcd to go nigh tho ship." Old Hexel hurried out, followed by John Henowden. "If tho lad is really pressed," said Cnpt. Trcnwith, "I hopo ho will remain iu tho service. Suro I nm ho won't dis grace It. No lnd of Bplrlt should rcfuso to servo his country when old England's tuemies nro afloat. But come, sit down, Tom Champer, and help us to finish tho punch." Will Nance, who was nlieady "thn o sheets in tho wind," as ho would himself hnvo expressed it, boisterously inquired of Cliamper how It was that ho himself had escaped capturo by the press-gang. "Thou nrt n likely lnd enough," said he, "and would swab a deck ns well ns another." "I was not In tho town," answered Champer. "I havo but now walked over from Zennor." "Ah!" cried Nance, with n drunken wink at tho rest of tho company, "trust a Zennor man to tako caro of himself. They're a wiso folk In their gen-cr-en-oration. They know why tho cow nto tho bell rope." "Just as St. Ives folk know why they whipped tho hake," retorted Champer, angrily. Tho captain interposed. "Come, come," said he; "no moro cross words on Christmas ove. 'Tls near midnight. You nnd I, Mr. Mayor, must set a good example by nppearing iu church to-morrow morning, so let us jog homewards." Tho mayor crossed tho room with a devious gait. "Your Bhervaut, Cap'n Tren'th. Shcrvant, sir, happy to 't'nd you," nnd tho mnyor of St. Ives solemn ly staggered after Capt. Trenwith, who etuuied away on his wooden leg, es corted by his black servant carrying a lantern. Tho rest of tho company also departed, nnd tho Georgo nnd Dragon was left in solitude and darkness. But lights wero burning in the Golden Lion long after midnight. Throe anxious hearts wero thero holding communion, and vainly trying to llnd a way out of tho trouble that had como upon them. After tho first shock of grief for tho loss of her lover was over, Mary Henow den dried her tears and reviewed tho sit uation with a strength of mind nnd it coolness of judgment that astonished her father nnd Fetor Hexel. "Dick will return nftcr n titno," sho said; "I am suro ho will. Ho is strong andlirave, and has always been lucky. Perhaps ho will do something that will make his uamo famous, and then we Bhall all bo proud of him." Cheered by this hopeful spirit of hers, tho two old men plucked up their hearts, and all threo appeared in their usual places at church on Christmas day. Af ter service, ns they stood in tho church yard gazing rather wistfully over tho sea, they wero joined by Thomas Cham per, who wished them n "Merry Christ mas!" and uttered somo clumsy expres sions of condolenco about Ilichard Hex el. Ho had heard, ho said, that tho sloop had gono to Falmouth, and if it would bo any satisfaction ho would writo to a friend there, or would even go over himself and mako any arrangements they pleased for helping Dick; but ho feared there was little hopo of his release now that war had broken out. These friendly overtures rather soft ened the hearts of the two fathers, but Mary felt suro that Champer was insin cere. His hypocrisy was not proof against her woman's instinct. Sho turned coldly away, nnd ho left them, racking his brain for somo means of pre senting his suit in a favorablo light. D.iy after day Thomas Champer came to tho Golden Lion and sought every possible opportunity of addressing Mary, but his perseveranco was useless. Sho would not listen to him. Ho saw that his suit was hopeless, and that ho had gained nothing by tho absence of Ilichard Hexel. Yet ho continued to haunt tho neighborhood of tho Golden Lion, until ono night lie encountered the press gang, which had mado another descent on St. Ives, nnd ho was caught iu the same trap ho had set for his rival. In the mean time, letters had como from Ilichard Hexel. He wroto that ho was well, and only unhappy because lie was parted from Mary. Ho had joined tho West Indian squadron under Ad miral Vernon, und expected ho would soon bo able to tell them something about tho war. So tlmo passed on nnd tho spring came. Tho club had assembled one Saturdav evening in tho parlorof thu Golden Lion. Tho customary bowl of punch wns on tho table, but Capt. Trcnwith had not arrived, and tho serious business of tho evening could not begin without him. To pass tho time Will Nanco stirred tho flro nnd, lighting n pipo, remnrked that the evenings wero something chilly, though the spring had como, in spito of tho men of Toweduack, "What havo tho men of Towednack to do with tho spring?" said tho mayor of St. Ives. "Why, know you not," replied Nance, "that tho men of Towednack built n hedge round tho cuckoo to keep tho spring ba k But what's this nows from tho fleet? 'Tis rumored Portobello is taken," "'Tis true," said John Itenowden, "my daughter hath a letter from Richard Hexel, who was on board tho Hampton Court and engaged in tho fight." "What? Dick Hexel hath smelt gun powder, then, in a real battle? Hurrah for old England and beloved St. Ives!" "Amen!" cried Capt. Trenwith, who camo stumping into tho room. "Yes, friends, 'tis all true. Hero is n copv of Tho Daily Post, dated March 29, wherein Is an account of tho battle, writ by a gen tleman on board tho Burford, tho ad miral's own ship. Fill tho glasses, and John Tackabird Bhall read out the nar rative." Under tho combined attractions of the punch nnd tho newspaper, nil eagerly drew round tho table, and tho barber, clearing Ids throat, commenced: "On tho afternoon of tho 21st, about 2 o'clock, wo camo up with PortoMlo harbor, whero tho Spaniards had hoisted upon tbo Iron castlo tho Hag of defiance. They welcomed us with n terriblo vollev, which, being nt so short n distance, took place with almost overy shot. Ono struck away tho stern of our barge; another broke n largo gun uH)n our upper deck; a third went through our foretopmast, and tho fourth, passing through Unarm ing within two inches of our mainmast, broko down tho barricado of our quar ter deck very near tho ndmiral, and killed threo men In a moment, wound ing (lvo ethers who stood by them. This looked ns if wo should hnvo bloody work, but was far from discouraging our bravo fellows" Tho barber coutiuued to read how tho Spaniards wero driven fiom their guns and tho English landed: "One innn set himself close under an embrasure whilst another climbed upon his shoulders and entered under tho mouth of n great gun. This so dismayed tho Spaniards that they threw down their arms nnd tied for their lives" "I would givon guinea to know 'twas n Cornish man who did that," cried Capt. Ttuiiwith; " 'twas n bravo nction." "Set your hourt at rest, then, captain," said Peter Hexel; "'twas Ilichard Hexel who did it. 1 havo a letter from my sou wherein ho recounts this very tamo ad venture." "Then your son Is credit to Cornwall. ftiitrwb II murk ins health, my friend," and tho captain got up nnd heartily shook Peter Iloxel by tho hand, "Com pound us nnothcr bowl of punch, John Itenowden, nnd seo that It bo worthy of tho occasion," That night tho rafters of tho Golden Lion rang with tbo cheers which greeted tho toasts of "Tho British Navy" nnd "Tho Hero of St. Ives" as Cnpt. Tren with was pleased to call Ilichard Hexel. It was doubtless tho darkness that mado it so difficult for tho mayor and tho captain to find their way homo that night, though thoy wero escorted, ns usual, by tho black servant with a lighted lantern. Tho mnyor accounted to his wlfo for n hoadncho which oppressed him next morning by tho cxtrcmo exer tion ho had been obliged to uso In sup porting Cnpt. Trcnwith, who, poor manl having only ono leg, could not bo ox pected to walk ns firmly as other people. You may bo euro tho heart of Mary Itenowden was gladdened by the news that had como about her lover; but months passed nwny, and nothing moro was hoard of him. At length thero camo a letter, stating Hint ho had been soveroly wounded In nn action with n Spanish ship iu tho West Indies, had been dis charged, and was then lying In hospital nt Falmouth. Old Hexel nt onco started tor that placo, nnd found oor Dick pain and thin from wounds nnd fever, but in good spirits nnd nuxiousto return home. Tho doctors, however, would not hear of it, and ordered tho patient to lay up a week or two longer, nnd then, perhaps, ho might bo allowed to go. Ills father wn. tiiercfore, compelled to leavo him and return to St. Ives, whero bo wns eagerly expected by John Itenowden and his daughter. When two weeks had passed, they nil threo went over to Fal mouth, when tho finishing touch was put to Dick's recovery by tho embraces of his happy sweetheart. "Time, though old, is strong in flight." says tho old song; nnd ho has brought us onco moro to Christmas eve. Tho club Is nssembled nt tho George and Dragon; thero Is n brimming punch bowl on tho boards, and tho silver ladlo with tho golden guinea is in nctivo operation. Tho talk is of tho war, and John Tack abird has been reading aloud an nccount of a battlo in tho Bay of Biscay, whero a largo bpamsh ship had been taken, nnd where tho uamo of Tom Champer figured among tho killed. Tho mummers, having finished their Christmas play, havo departed on their rounds; but suddenly they aro heard re turning, with cheers and shouts. Tho clatter of horses' hoof Is heard on tho paved streets. "'Tis Dick Hexel como back." cries tho barber, looking out of tho window. "Let us give him welcome," said Capt. Trenwith. "Ho is a bravo lad, and hath fought and bled for tho British Hag!" "Hurrah!" cried tho crowd outside. "Hurrah! hurrahl" shouted tho cap tain and his companions ns thoy hurried to tho door, and there, suro enough, was Dick Hexel, on horseback, with Mary Itenowden seated on n pillion behind him, whllo Peter Hexel nnd John Itenowden had already dismounted, nnd wero under going a vigorous handshaking nmong tho crowd. Tho club sat lato in session that night, and Capt. Trenwith would fain havo had Dick in to toll how ho had scaled tho ramparts of PortoMlo; but Dick excused himself on the plea of fatigue, nnd he spent tho evening much moro to his liking in tho company of Mary Itenowden. "I do suppose," said Will Nanco, "Dick Hexel will hnvo a considerable Bum In the way of prizo money coming to him?" "If ho lives to bo nn old man it may, perhaps, come to him," said John Tacka bird; "but the tyrannical abuse of power under an oligarchy" "D n your hard words!" cried Capt. Trcnwith; "they would break nny man's jaw but yours. I tell ye, n truo man will do his duty whether ho is paid for it or no; and may I never llvo to see tho day when a British tar will think moro of profit than of honor." This sentiment of tho good old captain ought, according to tho usual custom of tho stage, to bring down tho curtain on our llttlo drama; but, to sat isfy thweader, wo beg to stato that iu tho early spring Ilichard Hexel espoused Mary Henow den in tho parish church of St, Ives, nnd Capt. Trenwith proposed tho health of tho young couple In tho parlor of tho Golden Lion, which ancient hostelry is still standing iu evidenco of tho entiro truth of this narrative. M. J. In Illus trated London News. If lie Cnillil Only l'lll It. Llttlo Mary is a good llttlo girl nearly 5 years old, but possessed of a poetical genius which runs rather too strongly toward paraphrasing. Sho has done n good deal of composing during her brief existence, but mainly in tho way of words substituted for others, which left her open to tho charge of plagiarism. Sho is also possessed of n fund of humor which would not bo expected in ono so young. Mary's father tho other cjav, by way of breaking tho child of her fault as n poet and testing her capacity at original composition, offered her as a Christmas present tho largest and best picturobook that could bo found in Chicago if sho would mako up a picco of poetry which would not resemble nny other that sho had over heard. Sho was given two days to complete tho task, and yesterday morning Bang tho following ns her origi nal composition: Hang up papa's stocking, lie. suro ou don't forget; If Santa Clans can All it, We'll all bo wealthy yet. It is needless to say that Mary lost tho prize, her father pronouncing tho pomo let a parody, nnd ono which showed reckless disregard for tho truth ou tho part of tho child. Chicago Herald. ClirUtmus Sonnet. Deep shadows fold tho dark earth la A holy silence everywhere Tells of that night when, thro' earth's sin. Tho cry of angeU cleft tho air. "Olory to Ood, to men good willl" Hear it thou, who do peaceful rest With pale hands folded ; may It thrill Thy heart, thou friend; I lovo theo best; Teaco and good w ill to nil I loe. Yen, friend or foo. Tho' thero may bo No stare, His light shlntw clear above, Who died for us on Calvary; A star, which, risen in that far cast, Now crowns w Ith lovo our Christnuu feast. By Tricotrln. A FuUo rreteiibe. "Well, my son," asked Jimmy Tuff boy's mother, "aro you satisfied with your Christmas?" "Yes, ma'am," replied Jimmy, "only tho skates ain't nickel plated, and dad Mid he'd buy mo a doublo ripper, nn" I didn't see it." "But I am suro you havo leou nil day. James." liappy "I wasn't going to let tho fellers know how bad I felt." Exchange. Tuo Ni-nr l,e rirnt of Hie Month. "One thing I'vo got against Christmas." "What's that?" "It comos too lato in tho month." "How does that nifect it?" "Why, when n man's wlfo glvc him a splendid present tho bill is sent to him in jibout a week. It would be better if ho had about threo weeks to get ready for it." Christmas, Au Old lhiglUh Custom, Among customs now disused, a cere mony oxistod at tho court of England au lato ns tho reigu of Charles II of bring lug a brnni-h of tho Glastonbury thorn, which usually blossoms on Cliristmaa ovo, in procession, nnd presenting it, with groat pomp, to tho king nnd queen on Christmas morning, Now York Post. An lisciuo for Not Glilng u I'riie.it, Clam Mother, Clinrls was verv rudo last night. Mother Well, don't you know what It means? "No, I don't." "Ho is trying to pick a quarrel with ku mi no can get out or giving ,w .m Christmas present, 1 know u.i-o uwr Exchange,