J- J PROFESSIONAL CARDS, L. FRITZ, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Ofhce Front Hoom, over rostoffice, nt.OOMSDURO. PA. H. MAIZE, ATTOUNEV-AT-T.AW, INSURANCE AMI REAL ESTATK AOB8T, ' Orrtcs Room No. 2, Columbian Building, IU.OOMS11UKG, PA. jT U. FUNK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office In lint's Iluildlng.'nesr Court House, lir.OOMSIlURG, PA. OHN M. CLARK. ATTORNEY-AT-I.AW, ANt JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, Office over Moyer llro's. Drug Store, IILOOMSBURG, PA. Q W. MILLER, ATTORNUY-AT-LAW, Office In Ilrowci's building, 2d floor, room No I. BLOOMS11URC, PA. B, FRANK ZARR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office cor. Centre & Main Sts.,CIrk's building, IILOOMSBURG, PA. CtTCan le consulted In German. QEO. E. ELWELL, ATTO RN E Y-AT-LAW, Office, Second floor, Columbian Building, ULOOMSBURG, PA. H, V. WHITE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office in Wirt's Building, 2nd floor, Main Sl ULOOMSBURG, PA. L. S. WINTERSTEEN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, and NOTARY TUBLIC. Office in First National Bank Building, 2d floor, ULOOMSBURG, PA. C-zT Pensions and bounties collected. "P P. BILLMEYER, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, (DISTRICT ATTORNEY,) Office over Dentler's Shoe store, Front room, ULOOMSBURG, PA. ROBERT R. LITTLE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office, Columbian Building,2 floor.fronl room, BLOOMSBURG, PA. QRANT HERRING, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office over Rawlings' Meat Market, BLOOMSBURG, PA. w. H. RHAWN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office, corner of Third and Main Streets, CATAWISSA, PA. J B. McKELVY, M. D., SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN, Office, North side Main Street, below Market, BLOOMSBURG, PA. DR. J. C. RUTTER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Office, North Market Street, BLOOMSBURG, PA. DI, WM. M. REBER, SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN, Offite, corner of Rock and Market Streets, BLOOMSBURG, PA. D R. IIONORAA. ROBBINS, Office and Residence, West First Street, BLOOMSBURG, PA. J J. BROWN, M. D., Office and Residence, Third Street, West of Market, near M. h. Church, BLOOMSBURG, PA. ttaTlfTicc hours every afternoon and evening. Special attentiongiventotheeyeai.il the fitting 01 glasses, leicpnonc connection. D R. J. R. EVANS, Treatmext or Citr.osic Diseases made a "Specialty, Office and Residence, Th'rd St., below Market, BLOOMSUUUG, FA. M. J. HESS, D. D. S., Gradiuteof the Philadelphia Dental ColleRe, having opened a dental office in Lockard'i Builpino, corner of Main and Centre streets, BLOOMSBURG, PA., I prepared to receive all patients requiring pro fessional services. Ether, Gas, and Local Anesthetics, administered for the painless extraction of teeth fret of charge when artificial teeth are inserted. All Work Guaranteed as Represented. W AINWRIGIIT & CO., WHOLESALE GROCERS. Teas, Syrups, Cofkee, Sugar, Molasses, Rice, Spices, Bicahd Soim, Etc., Etc. N. E. Corner Second and Arch Sts. PHILADELPHIA, PA. aHTOrders will receive prompt attention. M, C. SLOAN & DRO., Manufacturers or Carriages, Buggies, Phaetons, Sleighs, Platform wagons, ac . BLOOMSBURG, PA. First-class work always on hand. Repairing neatly done. C-rTPrlces reduced to suit the limes. w, H. HOUSE, SURGEON DENTIST, Office, Barton's Building, Main St., hel. Market, BLOOMSBURG, PA. All styles of wotk done In a superior manner, and all work warranieu as rcpreeuicu. Teeth Extracted Without Pain, by the use o'f Gas, and free of charge when arunciai lectn mc matdtw, S3" To be open all hours duringthe day. SUHSCU1BK FOll THE COLUMBIAN, j. r.BTTEHB!NDi!a1;trJet, AN EASTERN TALE. A ktng once summoned his three sons, And thus addressed the anxious ones: " Go forth, my sons, through all the earth And search for articles of worth ; Then he who brings the choicest thing, Shall in my stead be crowned as king." In one year's time again they meet, 'Twas hard to choose between the two, And kneel before the sovereign's feet : The monarch knew not what to do. And as with gracious outstretched hand, The third is standing calmly there ; He welcomed home the youthful band, Now, with a half triumphant air He natural eagerness expressed, And smile of confidence and hope, To see the objects of their quest. He shows a cake of Ivory Soap, The first such lustrous pearls displays. So peerless in its puritv. That every tongue is loud in praise. So white, the snow-flakes on their way Lomparcu to tnem arc uull-anu gray. The next a diamond more pure, miiu larger man uiu ivuu-i-uuor, That shone with such a brilliant light, Subjects 1 my youngest son obey, The sunbeams, shamed, withdrew from The Ivory Soap has won the day." sight. A WORD OF WARNING. There are many white soaps, each represented to be "just as good as the 'Ivory;" they ARE NOT, but like all counterfeits, lack the peculiar and remarkable qualities of the genuine. Ask Cor "Ivory" Soap and insist upon getting it. Copyright, 1886, by Procter A Gamble. 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(Jail and oxamlno tlio inrptm anu uobi eeleoted stock of poods ever shown in Columbia county. bUoro noxt door to Flut fiatlonal Hank MAIN STREET, Dlootngbm'K Pa. . . 1 1 . NEGRO BOYS ATTACKED BY BEARS. OnA KtlliMl nn,1 Ona TaUii to tlin Itcart' Hon, Wliere Ho ITu Fnuml. Along tlio fouIU bank of tho Wnrrlor river, In Timcnloosa county, tlioro la a tract of lnnd, boiiio 8,000 ncrcs In extent, which is n BtruiiRo combination of swamp, hillock and donso forest. Thcro are llttlo patches of forost where tho fo liage of tho oak and poplar trees shut out tho sunlight at noonday; then thcro Is a cluster of llttlo hillocks, somo of them moro than thirty feet high, and then comes n stretch of swamp, so denso and so dUmnl that only tho most daring hunters will penetrate It. This locality Is tho hunters' paradise. In tho notches of forest thcro are thousands of squir rels, turkeys, coons, rabbits and a fow deer. In tho swamp, bear, mink nnd other animals aro found. Tho swamp is covered with a denso growth of cane brake, and In this black bears aro found In largo numbers. They prey on tlio young Btock of tho' farmers around the swamp. Just below this swamp there aro sev eral largo plantations cultivated entirely by negro labor. Living lit llttlo cabins, many of them very eloso to tho swamps or forest, there aro probably 2Q0 families of negroes. Tho llttlo children of these negroes have no fear of tho dark canc brako swamps or tho denso forest; as a result they often get lost. Several times children havo been lost in tho swamp toi a day nnd night nt a time. Ono day last week tho two boys of Perry Taylor, colored, aged 4 and 0, left homo early ono morning and wandered off Into tho forest. They wcro not missed until noon, and then their parents felt no uneasiness about them. Night camo on nnd still tho two boys had not re turned. Taylor and his wife wcro alarm ed, but they could do nothing until morning. Next day they organized a searching party and penetrated tho swamp and forest Thcro wero some fifty people In tho searching party, aud thoy covered several miles of tho swamp and forest without finding any trace of tho missing children. Tho second day tho search was continued, and probably 200 negroes joined tho searching party. At alout noon of tho third day five negroes, who had penetrated a mile further into tho cancbrako than tho main searching party, found the dead body of tho oldest boy. Ho had, ovldently been killed by a bear, and his flesh and cloth ing wero badly torn. Tho main search ing party came up and began to search for tho youngest boy. A few hundred yards from tho spot whero tho body of tho oldest boy was found tho party ran into a bears' den. There wero one male and two femalo boars and flvo cubs. Tho old bears showed light and wero shot dead, several of tho negroes being armed. At tho sound of tho shooting tho flvo cubs had huddled closo together under tho upturned roots of a fallen tree. They were dragged -out, and ttiere, lion smothered by the young bears, was the 4-year-old negro boy. Thero was not a scratch on tho boy s body, but ho was almost starved and was very weak. Tlio child said they got lost in tho woods and kept walking until thoy woro tired, and then lay down and went to sleep. Ho was awakened by hearing his brother scream, and, looking up, saw him In tho clutches of a bear. The lit tle fellow was too badly frightened to run or mako au outcry. Ho lay still and saw his brother torn to pieces. Then tho bear turned to him. Ho screamed and closed his eyes, expecting to bo killed. Tho bear put Its noso In his faco, and, after smelling him a while, caught his clothing in Its teeth and started away with him. Tho bear carried him to tho den and dropped him among the young cubs, whero he remained until found by tho searching party. Neither tlio old or young bears mado any cHort to hurt tho child. Birmingham (Ala.) Letter; Uljrccr Thau a l'Uh Hawk. Mahlon D. Turk, of Oley, six miles from this city, is tho owner of flvo lnrRO flsli dams. Of Into ho has been greatly troubled by tho depredations 6f fish hawks, which havo mado frequent de scents upon his fish preserves, whero swim somo ii.OOOor 4,000 German carp of various sizes. Tho other day, intending to tibato tho nuisance. somowhat if possi ble; ho took down his shotgun, nnd with a supply of buckshot secreted himself In tho bushes beside one of tlio dams. Pres ently an enormous bird soared overhead, and after circling around slowly threo times mado a rapid descent Into tho pond. Just as it emerged from tho water with a fish In Its talons Mr. Turk let drlvo at It with a load of buckshot nnd killed It instantly. Instead of being n fish hawk, as ho supposed, It proved to bo a bald eagle, and measured 5 feet 0 Inches from tip to tip. of its wings. Heading Cor. Now York Sun. A Suake Vomlous tt Chlckeu. A farmer in tho upper portion of this county was aroused ono night not long slnco by tho squalling of a hen on her roost In ncluster of vlucs near tho house. Going out, the ben was apparently trans- nxou Willi Uigur, anil neipiess in ner movements. A largo snako was found near by with oyes evidently set upon his proy. Tho lien contlnueU lier wmaua without moving, as if in a nightmare, till tho snako was killed, when sho felt from her perch, recovering and Hying oway, but has slnco been in a droop. LUlton (Ua.) Argus. A Ilaclielur Until lis VTtui 103. Tho grandfather of Mr. Walls, now living near Atheus, nover married till his 103d year. His wife was just 20. Thoy lived happily together. "It was no unusual tight," says Tlio Athens Chronicle, "to seo tho old man, nt tho ago of 130, plowing in tho field. But ho was taken sick when In his lliStli year and lived but n fow months." Atlanta Constitution. A well of water on a farm near Hnr- monyville, Chester county, l'a., suddenly "foil out while the farmer s wife was drawing water 11 few days ago. Thon tho walls of tho well abruptly collapsed, It is suspected that an underground lake pr river drew away tho water. An IiiiuilcTtiut' Turtuue, Thomas Moiuihaii, nn Irish million aire, who lived in Melbourno for half a ccnturv. died recently. Ho was ono of tho 8130 xxr Irish Immigrants wliosalleu for Australia In IBau, una me snip was in such a terriblo sanitary condition that ninety of them died on tlio voyage, Monahau shrewdly Invested his llttla earnings in land about Melbourno, with tho result that blocks for which ho lld 500 lu those early dayB aro now worth 330,000 each. Ills aggregato wealth U estimated at 2,000,000. Exchange. A TmIh Watermelon. Aleck West, colored, wo believe, Is en titled to tlio ginger cake for tho greatest curiosity this season tn the way or watermelon. Ho exhibits two perfect melons joined together, Both molons were fully developi d and tho moat was juicy and sweet jiiit llko an ordinary melon, Aleck states that he first noticed that tho ruuuers from tho vine grew double. Thoy moved uldo by bldeiiml tho result wua the duilblu melon. It was certainly a curiosity, Greensboro (Oa.) Journal. The IiiiIIhii l'mlilcm Not Vet Solved. Wlillo wo congratulato tho pcoplo of tho wholo northwest, and especlnlly tho citizens of l).ikola,on tho consummation of their long dcslro, tho opening of tho reservation by no means puts nn end to tho Indian problem ns fur as tho Sioux aro concerned. On tlio contrary, It Is scarcely mora than thelieglnning. Only a part of tho rcservo Is acquired by tlio government; and tlio samo questions will doubtless arlso In futuro, as to that part, which havo proved bo vexatious In rela tion to tho wholo. No settlement can over bo regarded as final which stopi short of tho absoluto allotment of lands In severalty and tho nddlng of all that remains to tho public domain. Again, It bcoius ns If tho government wcro mere ly abandoning ono Kwturo of tho "guar dian nnd ward" attltudo In order to as sume another. Tho reservation system, with Us issuo of rations and consequent tendencies toward Idleness nnd vice, has scarcely a friend remaining. Yet wo havo only tho samo thing In another form In tho practlcoof accumulating lm mcuso cash funds for tho benefit of the Indian, to bo held In trust by tho nation, while Interest Is paid regularly to tho beneficiary. Tho purchase of theso lands by tho nation means a permanent Invest ment In trust for tho Indian. And It is not according to nature that a quarterly payment to him of so many dollars lu cash as Interest will bo nny les demoral izing than tho Issuo of so many blankets and co many pounds of flour, beef nnd pork. St. Paul I'lonecr-Press. Unrily Uird Up by llees. Mr, Georgo Murray, a teacher at tho Colliery board schools, Dlpton, with tho assistance of ono or two other gentle men, was preparing to carry somo half dozen hives of bees from tho Colliery farm to the fells nt Waskerley. During the process of packing them In a cart tho bottom fell oil pno of tho hives, and, as n natural consequence, tho bees camo buzzing out nnd stung Mr. Murray and his companions, as well as stinging tho horse attached to tho cart. Tho animal bolted nway In fright. Hundreds of bees found their way out of tho remain der of tho hives, and not only stung the occupants of the cart and tho horso In a dreadful manner, but tho Insects also fastened themselves upon a number of school children who wcro having a rido through tho villago on a hay cart. Mr. Murray and his companion (Mr. Elliott) wcro left lying on tho ground in an ex hausted and almost unconscious state, and tho horso was so badly Injured by tho insects' stings that it fell down upon tho road nnd Buccumbcd the samo night. Mr. Murray was also confined to his bed for somo time, but on Saturday ho was reported to bo much better. Tho rest npiear to bo vciy littlo worse. Fall Mall Gazotto. Tim Cotton Worms. That ono drug house in Vicksburg should receivo orders for fifteen tons, or 80,000 pounds, of purls green in ono day demonstrates tho extent of tho appre hension felt by cotton planters concern ing tho cotton worms In tho largo area of country tributary to or trading with that city. With tho cotton worms ap parently so formidahlo in their second generation, tho third generation, which forms a vast increase over its progeni tors, may do very serious damage. It is extremely unfortunate, if it bo true, that tho available supply of parls green has been already oxhausted. It is likely that far moro than tho amount already used will bo needed. Where theso pests aro unchecked by poison, in their third gen eration, they havo been known to rnv ago cotton fields nnd lenvo tho stalks as haro of foliago In tho latter part of Au gust nnd September as they aro lu early February beforo being pulled up nnd burned, preparatory to tho planting of n now crop. New Orleans Times-Democrat. Military lalamUm. ' Thcro Is about modern Mohammedan ism, at least of the military type, noth ing of tho uncertainty and shillyshally with which modern Christianity Is some times reproached. Tho prophet under stood tho natural man of Ablatio nnd African races perfectly well, and his modo of procedure is still fully justified witli them. He did not, like somo un wise fanatics, promise universal victor', luvulnerableness, or anything of tho kind. The followers of tho Khalifa aro itiito awaro that thoy may bo collective ly defeated and individually killed. But that does not interfere either with their certainty of tho ultimate success of their cause, with their sense of tho duty of offering conversion, trlWiteor tho sword, or with their enjoyment of tho comfort ablo prospects of tho martyred bellover. Saturday Review. Jeray Motuiultoes Astray 111 Jupan. An extraordinary statement was mado tho other day by a man from Mlyagal- ken. Ho stated that in bendal, siuce tho 11th and 12th ult., tho peoplo hare been much troubled with a kind of poi sonous butterfly. To touch one of them causes the flesh to Itch, and If scratched to swell and remain swollen for n very long time. In daylight, ho says, thoy do not mako their appcaranoo, but at twi light thoy swarm into the houses. With tho approval of tho authorities fires aro now burned at tho entrances of houses nnd yards to attract tho insects und de stroy them. Malnlcm Shtmbun. Tho American rago for baseball is af ter all weak compared to tho" British crazo for cricket. At tho last match be tween the two greatest of tho county elevens, Surrey and Nottingham, which took three days to play, nearly 00,000 peoplo went to sco It and Surrey's vic tory, Tho batting of Lockwood nnd Abel, who together mado 1C9 In Surrey's second inning, was to important toward winning tho match that tho collection taken up for their benefit amounted to 42, 5 of which was lu penny pieces. Of tho 83,000 tons of wlro fencing an nually Imported Into tho Argentine Re public It Is said that Belgium furnishes kalf, Great Britain about a quarter and Franco eomewhat less. Tho forty-third annual report of tho commissioners in lunacy for Great Bri tain contains Interesting figures. On Now Year's day last there wero in the kingdom &1.840 Insane persons. Vnrlom causes of insanity aro set forth lu n table covering 180,478 cuses. Of theso 0,600 persons lot their reason from domestic trouble, 8,000 from "adverse circum stances," 8,278 from overwork and worry, 8,709 from religious excitement, aud 18,200 from intemperance. The In fluence of heredity was ascertained lu 23,003 cases, nnd congenital defect lu 5,881. And now tho superfluity of rain this year Is given as n reason for tho jion success of a largo dozen seaside hotels. As a matter of fact, thero are too many such establishments from Maluo to Cali fornia, and by no means enough peoplo to "go round," A brass ring was sent from Germany to 11 Now Yorker tba other day which was seized by tho customs officers. Tlio tax duo to tho government was tlTreo cents, and it cost tlio United State souie Udng Uk 15 to collect that nun. KAN 8 AS 13 ALL RIQHT. A tlfttlmK.1 TnivnlliiK Agent Tell Re- Itortpr Alrout ArknntiM Vallcr. Every ono who comes to Kansas City from Kansas theso days has his own par ticular stock of stories to toll about tho wonderful crops In that stnto. Among tho Sunflower pilgrims who landed In tho city Saturday was Charley Iiarrett, tho goud looking nnd talkative traveling pas sengcrngent of the Missouri Pacific. Ho hail spent four or flvo days In southern Kansas, and his mouth was going nt tho rnto of 600 revolutions a mlimto about crops when ho was flagged by a Times iiinn on Main street. "Whcatl" ho exclaimed. "You never saw tho like! Tho farmers down in southern Kansas had to rent tho publlo roads to get room enough to stack tho wheat. Wasn't room enough In tho fields to hold tho stacks. I saw ono" "How is tho fruit crop?" "Fruit! You novcr saw tho likol Ap ples as big ns cannon balls growing in clusters as big us haystacks. I saw ono npplo that" "Don't tho trees break downy "Trees! You never saw the likel The furmcrs planted sorghum lu tho or chards, and tho stalks grew up llko tele graph poles and supported tho limbs. I saw ono stalk of sorghum that was two feet" "How is the broom corn crop?" "Iiroom corn! You never saw tho like! Thcro hasn't been n cloudy day in southern Kansas for a month. Can't cloud up. Tho broom corn grow so high tlmt It kept (lie clouds swept oil tho faco of tlio sky ns clean ns n now floor. They will havo to cut tho corn down if it gets too dry. Some of tlio broom com stalks 1110 so high that" "How is tho corn crop?" "Corn! You nover saw tho like! Down In tho Neosho nnd Full River and Arkan sas bottoms tho corn is as high ns u house. They uso stepladdcrs to gather roasting ears." "Aren't Btepladders pretty expensive?" "Expensive! Well, I Bhould say so; but that isn't the worst of it. The trouble is that tho children climb up into the cornstalks to hunt for eagles' nests, and sometimes full out and kill themselves. Fourteen funerals in one county last week from that cause. I attended all of them. That is why I um so sad. And, mind you, tho corrUsnot moro thauhalf giown. A niati tit Arkansas City has In vented a raachiiio which ho calls 'The Solar Corn Harvester and Child Pro tector.' It is inflated with gas llko a bal loon and floats oer tho corn tops, and tho occupants reach down and cut ofT tho ears of corn with a cavalrysabcr. Every Kansas farmer has a cavalry saber, and" "Do they make much cider In Kan sas?" "Cider? You nover saw tho likel Oceans of it! Most of tlio farmers in Crowley county have filled their cisterns w 1th cider. A proposition was mado a fow days ago to tho water works com pany of Arkansas City to supply tho town with cider through tho mains, but tho company was compelled to de cline because they wcro afraid tho cider would rust the pumps. They wero sorry, but they said they would havo to con tinue to furnish water, although It cost more. I saw 0110 farmer who" "How Is tho potato crop?" "Potatoes! You never biw tho like! A man in Sedgwick county dug a potato the other day that was so big housed the cavity It grew in for a cellar. I saw ono potato that" "Tho peoplo must bo happy over their big crops?-' "Happy! You nover saw tho like! I know men in the Arkansas valley who wero too poor this time last year to flag a bread wagon, and now they havo pie threo times a day. Ono fellow that" Hut tho reporter just at this point had a pressing engagement elsewhere. Kan sas City Times. To l'rraerio Detail ltodlea. Thero is n man in Denver who has an idea that tho country ought to gfvo up tho present method of disposing of dead bodies and ndopt ono which ho suggests. Ho does not udvocato cremation, nor anything else which, so far as is known, appears to havo been suggested by any Other person. His scheme is to freeze the dead body in water, tako tho block of ico in which tho body has been frozen and carry it to tho north and deposit it on tho shores of ono of tho Arctic bens, He says that ho has already mado some fa vorablo progress, and that an English syudicato is considering tho establish uient of an international cemetery on tho Bliores of Baffin's bay, whero ho says that futuro generations may go to find tlio faces of their nncestors of tho Nine teenth century ns natural as life. New ork Sun. Tho "lost Cablu." On Aug. 4, 1830, Charles E. Burnes and Nathan Fubbard left Linkville, Ore., on a prospecting tour to find tho "Lost Cabin" in tho mountains. For years the Lost Cablu has leen ono of tho tradi tions of that section, and many a search has been made for it and tho gold that is supposed to bo waiting for the finder, Nothing was again heard of the two men until a fow weeks ago, when a cat. tin beider found their camp nnd their skeletons in a denso wilderness near Dia mond lake, fifty miles from Fort Kla math, Tho skeletons were found near together, wrapped In their blankets and clothed. Their guns stood against a tree near by. A snioll sum of money was In one of tho men's pockets, and a watch, so that It seemed certain that they had not been murdered nnd robbed, A diary and a postal card addressed to Burnes' mother served to Identify them. The diary was carried to Aug. 21, 1880, so tho men had been dead nearly three years. But how thoy diod will probably bo ono of the mysteries of tho Diamond Lnko region. Chicago Herald. American Womrii at the Imposition. Tills is about tlio way that tho average American woman dresses to spend the uuy in tuo fans exposition. Tho fash lonablo begin to go thero Immediately after breakfast, and tako luncheon and dinner there, nttend tho concerts and siiectacles from hour to hour, taking in all tho Oriental departments, seeing the isastern dancers, ana getting a long rest in tho afternoon by tuklug u wheeled ghalr and hiring a small boy to roll thorn about Sn a leisurely fashion among the palms and flowers In tho horticultural department. I'nrl3 Letter. lives ami Golil. Clinton A. Snowden, of Tacoma. Baw bees going nnd coming from a hollow true. Ho built a lire, smoked out tho bees and cut down the tree to get tho liouey. Ho found n great lot of It: but. better still, a largo quantity of gold was in tno noiiow trunk. It had ovldently been deposited there by nature, and tho wlso men out thero think that It was "gradually washed up every year by tho How 01 sap, and lu courso of tlmo accu mulated Into a solid mass," Mr Snow den got over $7,000 for tlio gold, Now 1 org nun. Tlio American Iron mid Steel associa tion report that tho production of pig iron In tho first six months of 1880 win larger than in uny preceding six months In tho lustory of tho American iron Undo. VOL. 23, NO. 37. THE KILLING OF GEN. JORDAN, A Violent Mnn, nml Die Sudden Dentil Tlirat Overtook Him tat L,ut. A dramatic sequence of oventa lay bo lilnd tho recent assassination of Gen. Lopez Jordan In tho streets of Buenos Ayres. Jordan was n violent, venture somo, unscrupulous man, who had ox lxirlonced all trro ups and downs of nn adventurer's career. Ho was liorn In Concopcion, Uruguay, In 1822. Ho was educated In tho Jesuit college, In Buenos Ayres, and In 1841 entered tho Argen tlno nrmy ns n lieutenant. In tho revo lutionary times of 1819 ho was command ant of his nattvo town. Ho was unpop ular, even nmong his own peoplo. llo was quarrelsome, Imperious nnd inso lent, nnd always ready to meet nny re Bcntmcnt which his conduct excited with n challcngo to a duol. In tho disturb ances of 1851 ho took sides with tho tyrant Uosas against tho rebellious Gen. Uqurlla. Under tho protection of his chief ho committed nil sorts of misdeeds. His most atrocious crimo was the murder of Maj. Casas. In the shadow of this crimo ho passed tho last years of his life, nnd In consequenco of It ho met a violent death. Casas was tho prefect of tho city of l'almas. In tho province of Entroltios. Ho was a landed proprietor and a cattla man of great wealth. In 1878 llo mado a trip through tho provinco for tho pur pose of selling 1,000 sheep and n largo strip of woodland. In returning homo witli tho proceeds of the sales In his pockets ho passed through tho region held by Jordan's troops. Jordan heard of his presence, and ordered that ho should bo arrested. It was done. Jor dan received Casas in his tent, questioned him ns to his possessions, and then, with out a word of accusation, complaint or explanation, commanded that ho should . bo executed. Casas was tied to n treo and slaughtered llko a sheep. Jordan sclzod all the money found on tho dead man's body, and afterward stripped his victim's family of all their property. Justico Is pretty leaden footed In tho Argeutlno Republic, especially when sho Is after generals; nevertheless, sho be gan to overhaul Jordan almost immedi ately after tho despoliation of tho Ca sases. Ono by 0110 his crimes wero turned against htm until lit 1878 ho was Imprisoned In Parana on tho chargo of murdering Casas nnu Uen. Urqulza. By bribing tho guards he mado ids escapo from jail and left Parana in tho dlsgulso of a beggar on tho arm of his daughter. Ho concealed himself over tho border for ten years. After tho amnesty of 1888 ho returned to Buenos Ayres. In tho mcantlmo tho young son of Maj. Casas had become n man. no had seen many black days since the despolia tion of his family. His mother hod died of a broken heart, in extreme poverty. On her deathbed sho made him swear to nvengo his father's murder. A keen struggle with tho world to obtain food and clothes for his sister and himself kept this oath fresh in young Casas' moinory. Ho know that Jordan would como back to Buenos Ayres somo day, and ho watched carefully for news of his return. A fow weeks ago news of Jordan s reappearnnco came to Monte video, whero young Casas, as a reporter, was making n fair living for his sister and himself. Casas went at onco to Buenos Ayres. Ono Saturday noon Gen. Lopez Jordan stopped from his houso into tho most crowded street of Buenos Ayres for his midday stroll. Somo hundred steps from Ills door a young man sprang be foro him and asked: 'Are you Gen. Lopez Jordan?" Yes." 'I am Aurelio Casas, son of Maj. Casas, whom you murdered sixteen years ngo. I am como to shoot you. Uen. Jordan stood quito still and spoke a few words of apology. Aurelio Casas did not heed them, Ho motioned back the gathering crowd, drew a revolver and shot Gen. Jordan in tho throat. Gen. Jordan did not move. Casas fired a sec ond shot. It passed into Gen. Jordan's heart, and ho fell dead to tho ground. Somo ono shouted "Murder! "I am no murderer!" shouted back Casas, who remained besido his victim's body. "I havo merely killed tho man who killed my father." Then ho threw down his revolver and walked away. Subsequently ho surrendcxed himself to tho police. Tho body of uen. Lopez Jor dan was carried to his palace, which hud been built and furnished with tho pro ceeds of tho crimo just avenged. Now iork bun. Do Not llollovo In a ruttire I.l(o. When a gypsy dies that Is tho cud. Every member of tho raco has a horror of death, bocauso no gypsy lives who has faltn lu a hereafter. Thoy cannot bo induced to contemplate It. No genu Ino gypsy over accepted Christianity. Borrow in his many years of Biblo and missionary work among tlicm never claimed to havo converted ono. In all countries, as is truo of a goodly number of othor folk, they occasionally profess a sort of attachment to tho ruling creed. For instanco, wo hear of a "gypsy ex torter" In Ohio, and tho other day n good bishop of Delaware was allowed to christen a gypsy child in n camp.near Wilmington. Hut theso littlo hypocri sies aro all In tho way of gypsy thrift. Springfield Republican. The Foot o( tlio flrantl Canyon. I went to tho bottom of tho Grand canyon of tho Colorado lost winter and am ono of tho few men who over at tempted the descent. I went thero to exaiulno n niino said to exist in tho 1-ot- toin of the canyon. I havo been nil through tho Rockies from Montana to Central America and know what a chasm is, but tho sight of that abyss took my breath away, Irotn tho top to tho bottom It Is full 0,000 feet. Over a mllo below you can seo tho river tearing through tho gorge, but not n sound can bo heard, It is so far away. From ono bank to tho other it is apparently not over a quarter of n mile, but ns a matter of fact It is fully nineteen miles. My guide told mo I would nover Iw nblo to reach the bottom, but I wns determined to go and I went. It was a terriblo climb nnd it took us eight hours to reach tho bottom, It is certainly tho most dosolato placo In tho world, Thero is no living thing down there no Insects, rep tiles nor animals of any kind, l-.vcry thing Is nlteolutely dead. Tho mining prospect was worthless. Beforo tho suu was up tho next morning wo wcro on our way out, and it took us until 10 o'clock that night to climb tlio wall of the canyon. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Mti. Stephen Danforth, of Manchester-by-tho-Sea, Is another victim of tho to bacco habit. Sho learned to smoko in Virginia, whero sho was iwn, and though sho does her own work and looks after her husband, who ii old and in firm, sho Is rarely without n lighted plpo In her mouth, Sho smokes twolvo plpo fuh dally. Mrs. Danforth will bo 07 years old on her next birthday. Grand Rapids, Mich., offered a bounty for tho killing of English sparrows, mid up to dato boys havo slaughtered over 10,000 ot tho pests. In addition, tho boys havo filled a horso with bird shot, punc tured tho leg of. ono of their number witli tlio Kimo and nut out tlio evo of au- JU other. A FEMININE AERONAUT'S NERVE. It Orrle.1 Iter Safely Tlirontlt n retiod of Awfnl I'erll. Fully 1,800 persons nssembled at Jack son Mound park yesterday afternoon to witness tho balloon ascension nnd para- chuto lump by Miss Dessa Garrett. Miss Garrett Is a small but compact nnd well knit woman, and of light weight, and this fact, as It proved later, saved lier from a frightful fate. At B o'clock tho monster balloon was fully Inflated, and tho eager throng of sightseers mounted benches and tables to get n good vlow of tho start. Tlio ropes wcro released nt a given signal, Professor Itoblnson cried "All ready." and up shot tho aerial ship, with its oc cupant hanging to the trnpczo bar. Up went tho balloon till tho aeronaut could hardly bo distinguished, and n hush set-i find nn (lira pmu-il liolmr njatlinnwfllll consequenco of a fall from that dlzzyj height presented itself to their minds. Many of thoso present had opera nnd field glasses through which they viewed 1 every movement of tho balloon and its ' occupant. A hoight of fully C.000 feet was at' length attained and tho balloon com-! mencod to slowly descend, nnd still Miss Garrett did not mako tho leap. Sho was seen to attempt to pull tho parachuto toward her, but something was ovldently wrong. As the balloon descended the , parachuto expanded, and when about 4,000 feet from terra firma Miss Garrett let go of tho liar of tho balloon and in trusted herself to the parachute. Tlio latter, however, did not detach Itsolf from tho balloon, and tho two continued slowly to descend. A few woro heard to remark when they saw tho apparently easy and safo descent, that It was dono by prearrangement, and that tho aero naut did not intend to mako tho jump when sho made tho nscent. Such pooplo and the crowd generally woro not awaro that Miss Garrett was, by very reason of tho parachuto not de taching Itself, In most deadly peril of being dashed to atoms. Professor Rob inson knew it, and his choek blanched ns ho awaited tho threatened catastrophe. Mr. J. J. Hogan was awaro of it, and went into tho tickof office to avoid see ing what ho thought was inevitable. So also did afow others who knew enough of tho relation tho paraohuto bore to the balloon to bo awaro of what result might bo expected. Tho parachuto Is fastened with a cord to tho sido of tho balloon. In ono placo tho cord is almost cut in two, and when tho noronaut places his or her weight in tho parachuto tho cord Is broken nt tho weak spot and tho parachuto is freed. In yesterday's ascension tho cord boenmo twisted, thus giving it doublo strength, nnd when Miss Garrett swung out on tho parachuto tho jerk was insufficient to part tho lino. It wns at this juncturo that tho danger was most Imminent. Tho cord being nttnehed to tho sido of tho balloon tho weight on it caused it to careen, nnd a pull of smoko was seen to issuo from it. It turned half over, but no further. Had It turned a fow fej t further, had tho lady's weight been a few pounds greater, It would havo capsized. It was immediately over the para chuto; liad it capsized it would havo col lapsed, and its weight of 800 riounds would havo como down on tho para chuto, nnd in a few seconds later Miss Garrett would havobcen dashed to tho earth. Tho danger was not over till tho balloonist was in jumping distance of tho ground, but sho made tho descent in porfect safety about a inilo south of tho lurk. Miss Garrett fully understood her aw ful position as sho hung suspended in midair, uncertain tt what moment sho would bo dashed to pieces, but sho is truo grit, and nover faltered. She knew that all sho could do was to hang on nnd hopo for tho best, and sho hung on and was saved whero a weaker woman's heart would havo failed her, and sho would havo fainted and met an awful death. Memphis Avalanche. A Will with Qoeer Trorlglons. Tho will of tho lato Thomns Ncsmith, of San Diego, is a curious and interest ing document. Among its provisions is ono giving a fund of 3,000 to remain on Interest for 160 years, the total at that timo to bo mostly used in building and equipping tho Nesmlth lyceuni; ono set ting apart $G0 to run for tlio same tlmo, tho proceeds to bo finally used in plant ing trees, building water troughs and picking up looso stone, and ono giving Julian $3,000 for a library, this fund to bo available at onco. Tlio result of tho first named benefactions will lie that San Diego, A. D. 2039, will havo a lyco um with nn endowment equal to that of many colleges and tho Improvement so ciety an nvailablo fund which will lino tho road between tho lyceuni and tho Julian library with tho most approved form of shade. Exchange. A lltatttellcM Natlotital Turk. It is proposed by tho Chickamauga Memorial association that tlio ground on which tho celebrated battlo of Chicka mauga was fought bo bought by tho a&so clntiou and converted for all tlmo Into n national park, This project will lie pushed nt tho annual reunion of tho Army of tho Cumberland, when it is held at Chattanooga on Sept. 10. Efforts aro being mado to sccuro tho attendance nt this reunion of members of the Con federate army who fought In tho battlo of Chickamauga. Exchange. The CodiUli 1'auiW. Wido publicity has been given lately to tho reported discovery by thn United States fish commissioner steamer Alba tross of tho cxtenslvo codfishiug banks oft San Diego. Tlio journals of tho southern coast towns havo been much Impressed with tho importance of tho discovery, nnd havo had much to say about it. Old fiohermcn, who know well tho habits of tlio cod, have been loth to believe that the fish could bo found in any great numbers lu such warm water and such an exposed iKwltlon as desig nated, in tho region of St. Nicholas Isl and, Evidently thero is something wrong about tlio announcement. As far as tho banks nnd shoals are concerned, thoso "discoveries" havo lieen marked on coast survey charts for tho past thirty- tlvo years, lho coast survey vossels havo often sounded in tho locality men tioned, und there has been moro or less fishing dono by them, but nover has thero been uny cod found. Tho currents thcro aro very strong, and any vessel of slzo can rematu near tho batiks ouly with much difficulty. That tho roportod cod banks near Capo Lookout, on tho upper coast, will provo of valuo is con sidered very likely, for thero aro many of tho surroundings that fishermen con sider most favorable to tho coil. San Francisco Bulletin. Fruit (ironing Out or tho llocLs. A hardy applo tree, loaded with ripo, hiHoious fruit, grow iug from tho crevices of a rock, Is a curiosity which has at tracted tho attention of visitors to Fair-, mount park through tho CullowhU. street entrance this summer. Tlio tree, which is very large, shoots up from tho crovlco of tho rocks blasted to form the pool for the pumping at tho Falrmount water works, Tho apples on tho treo aro tho beauti ful rosy cheeked, yellow variety, and from their quality and size it would ap pear that there was somo rich source ot sustenance, though nouo Is visible from any point of view, tho roots being plain ly beeu clinging to tho rocky walls, shooting In on" cruvlco and out of an other. Hundreds of small boys try, day after day, to proouro specimen of the fruit, but the Isolated position of the treo has thus fur eavod it from tholt raids. Philadelphia Times. A Now York physician tried an experi ment with Dr. Browii-Sequard'ii elixir upou a cat with perfect Buocecai. Tho doctor stupefied tlio cat with half tiutul of ether and then applied tho elixir hypo doxmlcally, and In n moment the cat was dancing around tho room, tho stupor ot tho ether having entirely disappeared. .4