PROFESSIONAL CARDS. I FMl'Z ATTOltNJSX-AT.LAW, Okfiok Front Room, OrorTostoffloo. UtiOOMSUUIlO, PA. J II. MAIZE ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,. 1NSUHANOK Mid ilKAL IliTATK.AaENT, OwiOH Kouill Nr.. 2, 'CoLUMMAN building. HLOUMSIIUIU), 1A. Jan. wth 188, tf. ' TVT U.FUWK, ATTORNE ST-AT-LAWf Office lu Ant's Hunting. . n J OIIW M. CLARK, AH TORN E Y-AT-L AAV 1HD JUaTlOE OP THE PEACE. IILOOKSICIO.I'a Omce over Moyor Bros. Drag Btore. " Q W MILLER, ATTOKSBT-AT.LAW Cfficcln llrower'a bulldlng.toconanoor.room No.l Bloomsburg', Pa. FRANK ZAKR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAAV, Bloomsburg,,Pa. onico oorncr ot centre and Mam streets. Clark's Can be consulted In German, Q.EO. E. EL WELL ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.T-- IIloombburo, Pa. Ofllcc on second floor, third room of Cnr- dhbian liuliaiui', Main street, bcloWuEx- p.hnncrn Untr-1 ' pADL E. AYIRT, Attornoy-at-Law. fflco In Columbian Brjimmo, Third floor. BLOOM8BURG, PA. H. V. WHITE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BLOOMSBURO.PA. .Office in Wirts Building, 2nd floor, may 1-tf S. INOBB. L. i. WIHTIKSTJIH. KNORR & WINTERSTEEN, Attorney s-at-Law. onico lu 1st National Bank building, second floor, first door to the left. Corner ot Main and.Marliei atroetsUIoomrturg.Pa. -' tkjg-Tetuwn and Bounties Collected. P. BILLMEYER, DISTRICT ATTOllNEY.) ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. aWOflico over Dcntler's shoo store, Bloomsburg, Pa. api-30.86V y. H. RI1AWN. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Catawlsaa, ra. Offloe.oorner ot Third and HalnStreeti Q.RANT I1ERIUNO, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, DLooMsnima, pa. omce over Hawllng's Meat Market. TjyjIOllAEL P. EYERLY, Conveyancer, Collector of Claims., AND LEGAL ADVICE IN TUB SETTLEMENT OT ESTATES, AC.; trosice In Dentler'a building with P. P. BUI meyer, attorney-at-law, front rooms, snd noor Bloomsburg, Pa. apr-t-St. D It. HOHOKAA. BOBBINS. Office and residence, West First street, Blooms burg, Pa. novas 88 ly. JB. McKELVY, M. D.,Burgeon and Phy . Blclan, north side Main street, telow Market D R. J. 0. ROTTER, PHYSICIAN 4 BURGEON, Office, North Market street, lllcomsburr, Pa DR. WM. M. REBER Burgeon and Physician. Office corner ot Bock and Market treet. ESTABLISHED 1870. J J. BROWN. PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON. Office and residence on Third street near Metho dist church. Diseases otthe eye a specialty. "J-R. J. R. EVANS. Treatment of Cbronio Diseases niado'a SPECIALTY. Oilioe, Third Street, Bi-ooMsnmtn Pa 3ra J. HESS, D. D. B., Graduate of the Philadelphia Denial College, Having opened a dental office In LOOKARD'S BUILDING, corner ot Main and Centre streets, BLOOMSBURG, PA., a prepared to receive all patients requli ng pro- esalonal services. KTIlBlt, OAS, AND LOCAL ANAESTHETICS administered for the painless extraction ot teeth, free ot charge when artificial teeth are inserted. ALL WOK1C GUARANTEED AS REPRESENTED. Oct 28-ly. nr u. uoube, DENTIST, Bloomsburo, Columbia County, Pa ollstylesof workdonelna superior manner, work warranted aB represented. Turn Kitbaot id without pain by tho use ot Gas, and freoot ohargenhenartlflclalteetn arelnserted, Offlco in Barton's building, Main street, below Market, Ave doors below Klolm's drug store, tlrst floor. lobe open at all hours during the rfoj .notS8.1t B. P. HARTMAN BiraiaiMTS thi rcixowma AMERICAN INBURANCE.COMPANIEB North American of Philadelphia. Franklin, ' " Pennsylvania, " " York, of Pennsylvania, Hanover, of N. Y. Sueens, of London, orth lirltlsb, ot London. Office on Market Street, No, B, Bloomsburg. 0Ct.S4. l- Bloomsburg Fire andUfoIns.. Agency,- ESTABLISHED 1665. ill. P. IiUTZ (Successor to Freas Brown) AGENT AND BROKER, C0MP1NII8 BiruiSiMTID; Assets 0,588,Ss8.l)i 6,18,609. W 4,178'.0J.13 ,0u9,!S.S8 4,M8,78i, 80,1103, 3J3.T1 ,BI,M.t.4S l,&li,lli00 ,8J3,5M.O0 .MtnaFlreIns.Co., ot Hartford,,, Hartford of Hartford Phoenlz ot Hartford Springfield of Springfield. , Fire Association, Philadelphia. , , , , , Guardian of London -,, l'hranlx, of London Lancashire of England(U. 8. branch) Royal of England " 11 Mutual Benefit life Ins. Co. of Now. ark, N.J... .,.,., 41,8J9,m.33 Leases promptly adjusted and paid at this office, FIRE INSURANCE AGENCY OF J. H. MAIZE, Oftlce 2nd floor Columbian Building, BLOOMSBURG, PA. Liverpool London and Globe, largest In the world, ASS HI'S, IMPERIAL of London, i,6!U,47V 00 CONTINENTAL of Now ork, lS,8av,SSI 88 AMEKIL'AN of PhlladelDhla. tW.40l.W8.il Niagara ot New York, ta,wo,;.e UU9 i, taw, it. 0. E. ELWELL, v,,..,At... JK BITTENBENDEB, rrcprlter. SCOTTS EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL &2S HYPOPHOSPMTJE8 Almost as Palatablo asJVIIIk. So dlagtalatd that It. can b, lalian, dlgeat'd, and tualmtlated by Ilia moat sensitive, stomach, wlien the plain oil rannot ba tol.ratcdt and by tha com. blnatlon or tha alt with the hypotoha. phltea 1. macn mora efllcaclons. Bcmarkatle u Btsh prodottr. Ienousgtln rtpldlT while UVlng It, SOOTTS EMULSION Is acknowledged!) Physicians to bo the Finest and Best prepa ration in the world for tho relief and core ot CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA. GENER.L DEBILITY, WASTING DISEASES, EMACIATION, COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS. The grtat rtmtdy for, Cbnsumpffqn, ,and nanvng m unuarm. ctoia oy au xTruoWM. sept 88-'88-ly 9CordsnlOJS! nuns E.ay nACKACUl!. BY ONE MAN. Ore.tly Improred. Alio TOOL forHllnfr law, whfrebj tboie leMt rtpcrienfMl c.n. not mAk. . mtfltkk.. sent frt van mariiM. x. tktrt. r.r f ova, rM.,.l a.wi. if Hall Sl.oo. ilnn tfrwla h.To .awed s t. aiOKDs dAiir, w. wAot .11 who barn wood .n1 .11 lntre.ted in the timber butlnei, to write for oar Illu,tr.ted Free C,t.loo;ie. We b.T. ei. ectlr wb.t rou w.nt, the gre.tett l.bor.Ter end beau telllnir tool now on e.rth. Flrat order from jour Tleln. Itr irciirra.innrr. rOLDlKQ StnilU IMCUISKO., tot la til S. Ca.l nut, CaJaaj,, (. . A. - ' Jan 4-89-ct-eow L T J. W. CDSICK, I'yrmont, Ohio, wrltesi I feel that I can not reo- ommend Dr. Seth Arnold's CougU Killer too highly. Would not bo without it. Druggists, lie, C0-, and $1.00. I CURE FITS! When I say Cure I do not mean merely to stop them for a time, and then have tbem re turn tiRaln. I MEAN A RADICAL, CURE. 1 have mado the disease ot FITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS, A lifelong study. I WARRANT my remedy to CORK tho worst cases, llccause others have failed is no reason lor not now receiving a cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Iiottlb of my Infallible Remedy. Give Express and Post Offlco. it costs yon nothing for a trial, and it will cure you. Address H.G. ROOT, M.C., 1 83 PCAAl ST..NEW Y0K Tho WONDERFUL LUBURG OM Combining e Parlor, Likran. tMk laj, Rieiiiiai. ar lanalld CHIB. L0UHGC, BCD, OA"' ar COUCH. rrlta9.UU aa. tv uu tn. lergeet vmotr 01 Allaiiitla. Racllalii, Pkailclaai' a.d taraaaai' Oiarallai, lavaltat flatlCirMt foldlai. Rial a'a Rallaa'CHAIRSnnd COCKERS BICYCLES.TRICVCLE8.VE OCIPEOE8 and SELF PROPELLERS. AIL KINDS OF APPLIANCES FOR INVALIDS. RABY nOACHES Urer 100 different deilijai. Out Patut Aatsmtle Brtki on all Car. riagfi, ft t. We hte diBGontinaM waoifwuinc; 07 piaciDf jour oraeri airect with th mtkerti roa c&n tavt Itveral rnfiu. Our ikttking prten Luii ppwiAi jinrsains wui mlouibd. Tub. (kmrl auitif nnrlar m. muimslM I And dahTerod frtn ta inv tviint In 1 CtlcwUB, and stat olua of coods i L ntttrt .SUUet t WT tifinil iltmn fnr It tor. a LUBURC MFC. CO. 146 North Klftuh Hrreet FUladelpbla, I'a. KNOW THYSELF, TitrJ esozxaivoz of x.riJ'.'rc A SclcuiluoanJ Standard l'opulsr Medical Treaties cm the Urroraof Youth, Trematuro Decline, N ervoi.a an J I'hj'.lcal Debility, Impurltlea of the IIIooil, k WAWAWAWAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAWPWrBWAK.aWAWJiM Miinxaii 1 1 t aa v. i a m. ah rr"BrnvffriMi7auf.TiriWl - .eetillia irom Kolly, Vice, Ignorance, Exti.u or i)eitnxuilon, Encrvatlnirnnu ontlttlnB tlie tlLtlm fur Work, Uutlnraa. the U.irrled or Social Relation. Avoid unskilful pri-tendera. ToHaeaa thl t'Hdt work. It contain. :!V) pjgea, royal kvo. Reautirul blml.nir, rinboatcd, full Kilt, l'rlce, only t)l.i0 by mall, po.t.piild, concerted lu plalu wrupper. Ulna, tratlvo rropcclua Free, If you apply now. TI10 Ulatl,)S1il.beil author, Wni. II. rarter, M. !., re. relveUthoCOLD AND JEWELLED MCDAL from tho National Medical Assiclnti-n. ror tho PRIZE ESSAY on NEftVCUB end PKYSICALDEBILITV. Dr. l'orler anil a cor;'a t,f AaM.tant 1'liyalciana may be rfluiultul, enntl ilcutlally. by mall or In peltfon, at tlie etlko of Tin: ri:.iii(iiv Mi:liati. inktjtijti:. No, 4 lliilllncli St,, lluslmi, Mhb.., lowlioinall jnlcra for Vooke or lettrr. for niltlce ahould b directed oa above. Feb l3-d-4t cIvcrtiHurH by addresslDe Ceo. r it awe & Co. 10 suruce ht.. Kew York In i-ood fallh. can obtain all needed Information about any proposed lino 01 ADVKltTISlXU tn American iewspapons. a ar ue-page raropuiet, ouo. Nov lfrr-4W, MADE WITH BOILING WATER. E P PS'S GRATEFUL-COMFORTING. COCOA MADE WITH BOILING MILK. D RS.J.N.&J.B.HOBENSACK Medical and Surgical Ulrica, 206 NORTH SECOND ST., PHILADA r.sTAW.isur.D -io yi:aiw IV-ih' fitment of Vonlliful Jiiiiuinlenea, Io a of ., r, Vtrvo llrl.lllty rnd Hurclill I)l,.i.-,, t'oniultatlon Uj tttallfte cfcb.rKO. IJ .olr Si-iit Vr-e ittfi s i,irarrnm8A,M.to'Jt.u.Afam ctour.y MaylM'-t-Caiy EXCHANGE HOTEL, R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR Br.oousBUBa.rA. OPPOSITE OOOHT nOUHB Large find eonvenlenl sample rooms. Hath room hot and C3ld water; an-) all modern convenlenoa Exchange Hotel, liBNTON, PA, The undersigned has leased this well-known house, and Is prepared to accommodate the publlo who au ma conveniences 01 anrsi-cuw uoiei. Tmars7 LKIIUBL DB&KJt, ProprleUr & mK no jew um m -D WAoamrm T7 mm roa wish i3 ton He BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH 1, 1889. When with some soap a salesman bold Conies in your place to there unfold His samples, and proceeds to say: " Thi equals, sir, in every way The Ivonv, 'tis made in fact lly the same formula exact; "l'is just as white, indeed the man Who makes this soap by perfect plan; Has mado the Ivorv o'er and o'er For l'roctcr it Gamble heretofore, liesides, this soap brings to. the till More profit than the Ivorv will." He means, to use by such a game, Your reputation and good name A fraud or counterfeit to sell Of what is known and proven well. This mean3 As rp will never go On its own n; r.t t.ist or slow; And yon. hkr hi.iv, tlie truth must toss, Clean civet bo.rn, or sell at loss, land It means still more, that throughout the The lvor.v Soap's in great demand. For none chase with imitations, frail An article that has no sale. And who for counterfeit will pay The piice of genuine goods to-dav? Then whence can the advantage flow Or how can you "more profit" know?, A WORD OF WARNING. There are many white soaps. each represented to be "just as good as the' Ivory' ;" they ARE NOT, but like all counterfeits, lack the peculiar and remarkable .qualities of the genuine, Ask for "Ivory" Soap' and Insist upon getting it. Copyright 18M!, by Proctor &. Gamble, HOP QUICKEST REMEDY, KNOWN For backacha. and all sudden, aharp, or lonz-fltandiDf pj ns or weknef set of trsrj kind. Virtues of fitmh bopn,'lmlock aid plno baliara combined. It Is wonderfnrlu SOOTHING, PAW-KILLWG, CURATIVE and STRENGTHENING- It satisfies every time. TRY O.VE NOW. Sold ensrjwhere.or mailed lur prioa. InU .ir ttgnature the proprietors, CLOTHING ! CLOTHING i G. W. BERTSGH, THE MERUnANT TAILOR. OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. Suits mado to order at short notice and a fit always truaranteed or do sale. Call and examine the largest and beet selected stock of goods over shown in Columbia connty, Btore next door to First National Bank MAIN STREET, Bloomsburg Pa. WILLIAM HART BLOOMSBURG, PENN'A., AGENT FOU THE KEYSTONE DYNAMITE POWDER CO. manufactrucra of the celebrated Keystone Dyna mlto. This ei ploslvo Is t'lvlng universal satlsrao uon 1jun1.11 10ns cnerriuuy given Aiilf 187 PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Cleaniea and beautifieA the hair. Promote a luxuriant growth. Naver Faila to Raitor. Gray n.ir is ill Toainiui .oior( Mar l.lMt. J 8. WILLIAMS, AUOTIONKKH. BLooAisnniio, ta. Hal B stat Bought and Ssld. Tartles dcslrlnp to buy horses aiul wagons ould do well to call on th above. w AINWItlOHT &co WHOLESALE QR0CERS, I'lIILADELl'lIU, Pi, 1KA8, SYKUl'S, COFFEE, BUOAH, UOLABUEb on 'dix 'vnos niiYoia 'eaoi.is 'hoiu N. E. corner Second and Arch Uta. urOrdere will rocelre promRt attentuol DR, THEEL CQQ orth Fourth Strt, 8& )v x ra fMaulaa) uractloal azpcrl- I l.r..i. PhlU.t.lnht Vm. U'ltk ic ( uarttiiteea to ur vor kfcl?. tvJtirtLil Mrmumtly tban ttor mtj Ix frcaivfatl Uolkft bt iriuUJ. l)r.?hel otfara i 4bj dtrtlitof rba.a.ltB ir hai ba but elkvlm La a. 11 p. Thivl dlaKDiMlDi tail uetiful Irfttmant of kit Carable SPECIAL DISEASES AND BLOOD POISON, IIIISTINATK UI.OKltH, ULOTCICKN, Kltlll'TIONN. 1'I.UI'i.E.S. NWILU I.NJH,INri,AMM,VTION. J.u.t VIIHlly Knrly Decay, l'liyxlcul and Mental Vroalrnlluu, Melmiehntlii, lllailrter RiiU Kldiitty Dlatuara. (Acuta caaca 4-10 Uj.v r.h.( at h. MY IrlliTOIIU aiabiataa tat iltapAlhU.nomoiepalklo Kalactl. a) btaala ar.t.mi aluadl.lna. Ih. ..1 ... l.uwat..t.vrea rraaaantlT Ika vor.i hih. Iaraci Im.ltnl ..4 'rlr.t. I'rMtlul UirUa .lib tiarr ravaJ aa. naaaa latia taal.a.a fur qvlehl.k rtaa.arr aal parna. aal aiu Tk. na.t dA.aT.ro.. M.e. ..Ilelt, T.ana. natd.l. ...d and .Id ui,n vrtla or e.lt far Mk hAalUA aruiafktlita). whn caa axial him la lb orrttl Traiih. aiMalu. rrauda, Ibalr aakanta u rlollnu. aafaraia. Tkaaaaada ar dlapp.talad f oaaaka, lhair aa. aiaarallaf aad litaf adrartUaataau a. .all M tkaaa alaiu. lac la u a raara aiaartaaea .blaa tk.r da Bat aaaaaaa. Bail aktll I. tka tagt.alaa will naaar, auffarlua aad da Uj. Uauia, a-a. aa. v adaaada aud kmuria; fiiaalaja, Iraatiall !.;, lull. uii.i iT'Wiy, ttt: wmjn u . v b m -art sfo-rsLoo. LT- Martini N Reply to all who do intend To use you thus to gain their end: "When you for your own soap create, Upon its worth demand as great As Ivory Soap this day can claim, I'll buy, should trade require the same ; Iitit have no time, I tell you true, To introduce your soap for you, And customers perhaps offend With goods 1 fear to rccommuul." Don't buy the soap that salesmen say: " Is like the Ivory every way," For grocers can this tale unfold Of every hundred cakes they sold un scvcnty-ltve a loss ttiey bore, Or che it ne'er had left their store. on: for pnfiftthoi 1 1 'tiit " MY, BACK I Hop Plastfr Co., Boston, on the genuine goodi. (IROVlT AC) HIJE-" THE BEST BURNING OIL THAT CANZ BE MADE FROM PETROLEUM. It gives a brilliant light. It will not smoke the chimneys. It wiu not char the wick. It has a high nre test. It will not explode. It la pre-eminently a family safety oil. WE CHALLENGE COMPARISON With any other Illuminating oil made. We Stake Our Eeputation, As reflnera, upon the statement that it la THE BEST OIL IN THE WORLD. Ask your dealer for UANVIIXE PA. Trade for Uloomsburg and Vicinity supplied 67 MOVER BROS., Bloomsburg, Pa. sep2-ly. DAY'S HORSE POWDER Prevents X,tini; Fever I Cures Distemper, Heaves, Glanders, Loss of Apriotite, Founder. Fevers, &o. lib. In each package Bold by all dealers. DR, BULL'S Cures Dysentery, and Diarrhoea. Cures Wind BABY SYRUP Colio, &o. Relieves Griping and Summer Complaint. Facilitates Teething! Regulates the Bowels! Bold by all druggists. ' Prlco 23 cents. m ROLL'S "TIIB PEOPLE'S REMEDY" For tho ours of COUGHS, COLDS, Hoarseness COUGH Asiumu, Incipient Con. Croup, Whooping uough, waa sumption ami lor tiio relief. 01 Consumptive per sons. For Gulohy all druggists. S5cenUa SYRUP tun re t"0E a cuoea ciQAnerrca for ct- imUKttarrlil PrutOCti, AtalldfuggtHt, GET YOUR JOiJ PRINTING DONE AT THE COLUMBIAN OFFICE SELECT STORY. PARDON'B GOOD LTJ0K. Philosophers iy that thoro is no bucIi tliiiiK as luck. Asa Darwin thought, dillorently. "My luok, oxaolly," said ho despair incly, "I might havo known just how iifwould bo." Ho sat 011 tho old stono porch star ing out toward tho sunset, his chair tipped back on its two hind legs, hia hands thrust into his trousers pookets. It was oold enough to justify tho firo of beech logs that was blazing on tho hearth in tho room inside, whero Pardon was tacking up tho red moreen curtains that sho had just sponged and mended neatly; but it was not an easy thing for Mr. Dvwin to relinquish tho habit of out-door lounging that had clung to him all tho summer through. "What is ii, father," said Pardon, coming briskly to tho door with a lack haminir in ono hand and a paper of tacks in tho other. "Jones has cono by," Haid Mr. Dar win. "He says the old cow lias got out on the railroad track again. Pardon bit her red under lip. "I told you sho would, fathor," said she, "if you didn't have thoso bars re paired." "And sho'e got run over," dolefully added Darwin. "I'm snro I don't know what we're going to do without a cow. Wo vo always put a lot ot do pendence on our milk. Luck has been sheer acaiust mo every biiico John James died. A man with ahousofullof gals can't expect to tnako no headway in ine worm. Pardon colored '.ip. "You didnt expect your ctrls to mend tho bars, did you, father! ' asked she, a little bitterly. "I was calciilatiii' to sneak to Tim l'arsons about getlin a new pair o posla put up, sighed the farmer. "Woman t it liavo oeon a safer way to put them up yourselt, lather! "1 ain t as young as 1 used to bo," aid Darwin, evasively. "And tho rheumatics is twistin' mo powerful these tirst cool da vs. "I lion, said Pardon, with a certain touch ot daughterly authority in her voioo, "you should como into tho houso and not Bit there, (retting chilled through, and then find fault with your luckl Mr. Darwin slowly rose and shuttled into the bright little keeping room, where Pardon had spread a neatly braided rug before the Are, and placed a b.'okon-spouted pitcher of yellow goicien-roa on tho tpblo. Siie looked after him with a sicn, half of impatience, half regret. "1 wish John James had said Mr. Darwin, feeblv. lived! "So do I," assented Pardon. "Ain't supper most ready," said tho farmer, looking discontentedly around. "it will bo in a minute, said .far- don, "I had to split the kindliug my- sels lor the kitchen tire, and l anny has run to Mrs. Morritt's for a little meal to make somo corn bread." At tho same moment Fanny return ,ed a slight, overgrown girl of 14 breathless with the hasto she had made. "Mrs. Merritt is very sorry," said she, "but she hasn't any corumeal in tbi- houso." "That's enough!" said Pardon, glow ing scarlet to the roots of her hair. "I don't blaruo her for getting tired of lending things to us!" "Bnt," addod Kanny, "sho sends a pail of Uraham Hour to make gems. Indeed, indeed, Pardon she's as kind as she can be!" Pardon laughed hysterically. "I'm getting as hard and bitter as a sour persimmon,'' said she. "Yes. I'm very glad of the Graham flour. Fath er can't mako out his supper without something hot for a rolish. Perhaps somo day wo can return Mrs. Mcrritt's kindness. But oh, Fanny have you heard! The red cow got out of the pasture this afternoon and was killed on the traok." Fanny burst into tears. "Old Pinky!" sho oirolaimed. "Is thero no end of our bad luck!" Pardon stamped her pretty, ill-shod foot impationtly on tho floor. "Luckl" sho repeated. "Don't use that dreadful wordl I believe father would bo a bettor and happier man to day if it wasn't in the dictionary at all. Thero isn't any such thing as luck. It's all b?d management, shift lessness tho habit of putting ovory tbing off until the last moment.'' And then sho cried, too, poor little overburdoned Pardon. Sho was tall and slender, with large, glittering haze! eyes, red-brown hair, and 0110 of thos" delioato complexions where the suu lays its touch in tho shape of hero and thoro a cluster of freckles. Fanny was dark, with Spanish eyes, fringed with long laslii'S, and hair as black and lustrous as jet, Whatever else fato had doqiod the Darwin girls, it had been generous- to them in tho matter of personal attributes. They mado their frugal supper of Graham gems, and very ljttlo butter, tho weakest browing of tea, and no milk at oil, and thon Pardoa built up tho fire, got her father the last week's newspaper, whioh good Mr. Merritt had sent over with tho Graham flour, and then set down in 'the baok kitchen with Fauny to slico up a fow peaches for drying, "For wo havo got to look after things verv closo this winter," sho Baid, "Fathor seems to havo no oner gy at all since John James died. I'm afraid it will end in tho. farm being sold to dear off tho mortgage.'' Fanny opened her big, black eyes. "Rut wo must live somowhero, Par don," sho said. "You and I oan go out to service," said Pardon. "As for father, thero is the poor houso." Fanny uttered a wall of despair. "No, no, dear, d m't look so distress. od," said the elder sister repenting the rashnofis ot nor speech, "l don't real ly mean it. I'm oross, that is all. It's hard doing the work of hired man servant girl and house-keepcr all in one. 1 snail 1001 Detter to-morrow after I'vo had a night's sleep. I haven't got to get up early and milk old Pink any moro." And onoo again tho eistera mingled inoir tears. "If father had only mended thoso bars, iald v anny. "It was so un luekv ." "Not that word, Fanny," said. sho. ."uememuor, u s tormaden. Tho two girls wcro washina un tho breakfast dishes tho noxtday in the tem porary nnsonco ot air, uarwin, who had strolled off toward tho nost-oflice to see if tho mail was v, when Squiro luting crossed tho threshold. "fathor milt to hum, eh! said ho. "Well, 1 reckon I can talk things over just n. well with you, Pardon." "What things!" said Pardon, dis. trustfully. "That there ekatin' rink, down by the lake," said tho Squire, "that John James built. It s goin to bo a good hard winter if thero's any truth in signs, and I've a notion to buy thooom cern, just as it stands, and run the rink myaolt. Tho land belonged to your mother's estate, and 1 s'poso you and tho gal hero havo the right to sell iu" "Yes," said Pardon her eyes fixed calmly on the Squire's wooden visage. MYiiat will you civ, lor Hi ' "Wal, it aint wuth so dreadful niiicb," said the Squire, evasively. J'oay a hundred dollars for tho build ing and two acres o' land." Pardon shook hor head. "I won't sell it for that," said Bhe, decidedly. "I dunno what you want to keep it for," said tho Squire, irritably. "Your father ho ain't got tho 'go' to run a ekating rink." "I know that," said Pardon, firmly, "but I don't intend to be swindled, all tho same." The squire stamped out of tho room in a rage. "Then drive a better bargain with somebody else, if you can," said ho vi ciously. "Pardon, Pardonl" whispered Fan ny, closo to her elbow, "call him backl A hundred dollars is a great great sum of moneyl" "No," said Pardou. "I will not call him back. Let mo think." "But what will father say!" "Father need never know, Fanny. It is as Squire Ettiug says, tho land is all that is loft of our poor mother's property. It is ours to sell or to keep, as we please. The lumber alone for that building cost John James nearly $100. Tho Squiro thinks ho can safe ly cheat us, because wo are only women. But he will find himself mis taken." Sho put on her green gingham sun bonuet that afternoon and went over to the Merritt farm. Joel Merritt was just driving through the big gates with a load of wood. "I'm so sorry," said Joel, courteously lifting his cap. "Mother has gone over to a quilting bee at Mrs. Dikes'. Won't you stop in aud rest" Pardon took off her green sun bon net and fanned herself with it. Her cheeks wero pink; her lovely hazel eyes sparkled. "But it isn't your mother I oamo to see, Joel," said she. "I want to speak, to you!" Joel jumped off the load, throw tho reins on old Sorrel's back, and camo up to her, with a oountcnanco of some surprise. "Me!" ho repeated, reddening a lit tle. For of all created beings ho thought Pardon Darwiu the most beautiful and winning. "Yes"," said Pardon, still deeply ab sorbed in her own plans and ideaB. "How would you like, Joel, to go-into partnership with me!" "With you, Pardon!" He caught his breath. "Yes." Irankly spoko the girl. "Of all our neighbors I think you aro the most honest and reliable. I've known you over sinco wo were children, to gether, and " "Say not another word, Pardon!" joyously exclaimed tho young man, taking both her bands in his, while his whole faco grew .radiant.. "Ob, you don't know how proud, how happy you make rai'l For I've loved you this long time, Pardon, only I never dared to tell you so; and mother will bo so glad to call you daughter. Givo me a kiss, Pardon ray little shrinking lovo just one kiss,fso that I may bo sure that I'm not .dreaming!" But to his dismay Pardon struggled to freo herself and bean to cry im petuously. "I I don't knovv what you meanl" said sho. "Let mo go, Joel Merritt!" "But, Paidou, you said yourself " "It was the skating rink that poor John James built on Deep Lake!" fa'- tered 1'ardon, on tho vergo of new tears. "I I wanted you to help me fit it up and manage it this Winter. I nover dreamed of asking you to to Oh, Joel, what must you havo thought of muf "Then you didn't mean it; after all?" said Joel, dropuing his arms to his sided, and standing with a blank face beioru her. "1011 don t caro for incT' Pardon stood silent for a moment. twisting her apron strings, while tho soft glow still burned on her cheeks. A sudden light tlastied into Joel s sun-burned face. ".My own love!" he cried out valiant ly, "I'll take tha skating rink, but you'- vo got to be thrown into tho bargain, too! Say you'll consent, Pardonl" And at all events Pardon did not roftiRe. "Eh" said Asa Darwin, when tho facts of the case became patent to his rather donso understanding, "young Merritt going to finish up tho r'.nk he foro frost oomes. And engaged to our Pardon, too! Well. I deolaro that is a piece of luckl" Aud this time Pardon took no ex ceptions to tho obnoxious word. Sat urday Night. Maroh April May Aro tho months in whioh to purify tho uiuuu, na itiu BYBVUItl IS HOW most SUB. cepliblo to benefit from medicine, it .1. . , uciiuu uuw is tue ume to lako hoots harsaparllla, a raedicino peculiarly auapien lor mo purpose, possessing peoulinr curative powers, It expels overy impurity from tho blood, and also gives it vitality and richnes. It oroatea an appetite, touos tho digestion, invigorates ino uvor, ami gives now life and energy to every funotion of the body. 'I he testimony of thous ands, as to tho great bonofit derived from Hoods Sarsaparilla, should con vluoo everybody that U is peculiarly tho best blood purifier and spring uiuuicine. It is rcportetj that Mr. D, Sponcer St. John, tho English Ministor to Mexi co, will be appointed Minister to the uuuea states. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XXHI.NOO COIiUMUIA 11KMOCHAT, VOL.LU, M)(I TOWNSHIP OlrlOEKB. Tho following is a list of township ofllcots elected at eloction held Tues day February 19, 1880: Bkavrk. Justice of tho Peace, J. P. Fry; Contab!e, Peter Knecht; Supervisors, Peter Eckroat, Peter Shellhammcr; Poor Overseers, Daniel Siiigley, Sr.; School Directors, John HoucHi John Fritz; Assessor, W, II. Recder; Judgo of election, Daniel Gearbn'l; Inspectors, Samuel Kling nman, Jacob Baker; Auditor, George llunsinger, J, P. Fry; Tax collector, D. L. Singley. Bknton. Juitlco of the Peace, Ceo. W. Hirlcman; Constable F. P. Dil dine; Supervisors, R. J. Davis, J. O. Karnsj Poor Overseers, Clemuel Mo Henry; School Directors, F. J. Shultz, T. C. Mellonry; Afsessor, Emanuel Laubachs Judge of Eliiotion, Geo. W. Poust; Inspectors, W. T. Mcllenry, II. W. Smith; Auditor, I. J. Thomas; Tax colloctor, Ira R. MoIIenry. Bkkwick. Justice of the Peace, Johu G. Jaooby; Chief Burgess, John A. Kopner; Assistant Burgess, Charles Haas; Town Council, J. F. Opdyke, Francis Kvane; High Con stable, A. D. Seeloy; Constable, M. L. MoIIenry; Poor Overseers, S. W. Dickson, J. W. Kurtz; School Direc tor, J. E. Smithers; Judges of Election, IL W. Bower, oagt; S. L. McBride, west: Inspector, II. W. Whitmire, John Whitman, oast Jno. R. McAnall, F. P. Fro.is, west; Assessor, David Bauchcr; Tax collector, J. B. Lockard. lir.ooMsucito. Justice of tho Peace, John M. Clark, President town council, Peter S. Harman; members of counoih, R. II. Ringlcr, E. C. Wells, Louis Gross, Joshua Fetterman, Fred Schwinn, I. E. Yost; Constables M. C. Woodward. Daniel Laycock; school directors, Win. Chrisman, J Garrison, asiesors, Albert llerbine, W. 1'. (Jon nor; Poor commissioners J. M. Larish, L. M. Pettit, J. Sobuyler; Judges of election, P. Billmeyer, east, F. B. Hartnnn; Inspectors, C. P. Armstrong, II. D. Edgar: west C. P. Sloan. Geo. Knorr; auditors, A. N. Yost, S. F. Peacock, J. S. Blue; tax collectoi, U. II. Ent. Biiiakcheek. Constable, J. M. Bower, Supervisors, William Lamon, tieorgo tsohechterly; Poor overseer, Enooh Ritteuhouse; School director, Newman Bower, C. R. Bower; Asses sor, William Lamon; Judgo of election, S. E. Moyer; Inspectors, Charles Martz, A. R. Acleman; Auditors, R. H. Siller: Town olerk, Henry Bower; Tax collio- tor, A. B. Croop. Oatawissa. Justice of tho peace, Clinton Ellis; Constable, David Giilen; supervisors, Jefferson Aclev, Jacob' Bowerf ; School directors, Simon Raup, G. W. Roifsnyder; Assessor, Lewis Hayhurst; Judgo of election, John Y, Weaver; Inspi-ctors, Adam Truckciv miller, Walter Billman; Auditors, A. II. Sharpleap; Tax collector, J. R. Bibby Centbama. Juiice of tho Peace, D. C. Black; Constable, John Ryan, tJhiet uurgess, James D. Thompson; Council, Edward Uses-, M. J. Welsh; School directors, C. G. Murphy, 3 yrs , D. E. Keller, 3 ycars.Ed ward Dempsey, 1 year; Judgo of election, B, I. Currauj Inspectors, J. II. Dawes, P. J. Brnos, Assessor Wm. Getties; Auditor; M. W, Brennan, Tax collector, D. C. Bevan Centok. Constable, I. J. Hess; auporvisors, Allen Shelhammcr, J. Wit son MilL-r; Poor overseer, Elisha Ringrose; Sohool directors, Goo. II, Hucklctnan, George Hartman; Assessor u. ii. Uayman; Judge ot election, F. K. Hageubuoh; Inspectors, Wm. McAllister, L. A. Renney; Auditor, A, C. Creasy; Tax collector, J. W. Wain. CoNrNoiiAM, Judgo of election, Patrick McDonnell, Inspector, Joseph 1 adden, Uhanes JMaguiro. FisuiNRciiEEK. Constable, Jno. V, MoIIenry; Supervisor, Amos Doeicher, Stott MoIIenry; Poor overs.-er, J. D. aiotienry; School director, 11. 0. num. mei, j. ivi. wenner; Assessor, issao I'alnuger; Judgo of election, Hira Karnf; Inspector, B. F. Poaler, A. W. Jones; Auditor', Jacob Guisingar, 1 own olerk, A. A. l'oaler; overseer, ti. 51. Howell; Tax colleotor John S Mo IIenry. Fuankmn. Justice of tho Poaeo.J. T, lloedor, Constable, S. M. Reeder Supervisors Paul Shultz, Andrew Lorman; Poor overaoer, O. L. Artloy UitEENwoon. (Jonitablo, J. a. Gir ton; Supervisor, Gtorgo Ikelor, J. G, Girton; School director, Win. Demot, Theodore Lemon; Assessor, W. P. Robbius; Judgo of election, Wesley Morris; Inspector, G'jo. W. Utt, Enoi Bongs; Auditor, I. A. Dowitt; Tax collector, G. B .MoIIenry. Hemlock. Justice of tho Peace, N. Moore; Constable, W. F. Foust Supervisor, W. J. Harliirin, Wm. G Girton; Poor overseer, W. A. Miller Sohool dircotor, Simon Riohart, Chin. Workhoiscr; Assessor, Seth Shoemaker: j uugo 01 eieo ion, Thomas w uavor. Inspector, II. W. Applemau, V. h Hartman ; Auditors, Henry Doighniiller; lax collector, II. I). MaBride. Jackson. Constable, W. P. Rob bin.-; Supervisors, Henry Ilagonbuch tsa York; School directors, B. F, Fritz, Goorgo Mnlloory; Poor overseer, .Moses aavage; Assessor, Alex. Kauouse Judge of ideation, James Kobhiu', In spectors, Mathias Fritz, John II. Fritz Auditor Lzekiol fcri z; Town olerk Goo. MoIIeurv; Tax collector D. L, Everhart. Locust. Constable, Harry W, Beaver; Supervisor, Wm. L. Kline, Daniel Morris; Poor ovorsoer D, Rumble; Sohool Director, Cornelius Fetterman, Atnzi Kline; Assessor, O. S, llower; Judgo ot IUgcUou, Ueo Ivremser; Inspector, John ahafler, Haines Yost, Auditor, C. S. W. Fox Tax Collector, L. M. Dauiel. Mawsin, Justice of the Peace, M. Smithi Constable, J. E. Wmtfrsteen Supervisor, John Howell, Wm. HoHine roor Director, tjyrus Utimott; boliool Directors, EIroy Demoti, Ezra Van dinoi Assessor, Loidy Zeisloft; Judgo of Election, Wm. S. Smith; lnspootor, D. N. Williams, S. B. Remleyi Audi tor, Robert Johusout Tax Colleotor J. J. Kroamer, Main, Justice- of tho Peace, John W. aliuman, Uonstablo, J. U. Nun singer; Supervisor, Simon Bredbenncr David ShumatiPoor Ovorscer,Soloraon Deaner, school Director, Y. J. Oamn boll, Samuel Altotctlor, F. P. Groveri Assessor. J. W. Kelchnort Judcro of Election, Solomon Deaner; Inspeotor, Ueorgo Fisher, Allies aliuman; Auditor, A. W. urover, lax (,'oiiecior, weargo Busoh QV) volt s,0. S. Ruichart 00 votes. Mir'U.N Constable, Geo. II, Fryi, Supervisors, Henry Nnss, Samuel Drumm; Poor Ovcweer, J. S. Yohe; Sohool Directors. D. A IIs, Rudolph Hoyborl; Assessor, A. W. lies"; Judge of Klecuon, aamuei JNUsnnspeoior, iu AV. Smith, Alfred Androws; Auditor, 11. Harpster; Tax uouector, i. 'ennypaokor. JHoNToim. Uonstabio, .jonn i. uor on; Supervisor, John A. Meni.ch, Wm. Linn; Poor Overseer, Isaac Moutoy; Sshcol Directors, G, Y. Mouroy, P. A, Kvan; Assessor, Arthur itobens; ludgo of E lotion, JohnGuickt Inspec tors, Jo?. E. Roberts, Wm. 1 uotn, Auditor, W. C. RiehartiTax Odlcctor, aines Quick. Mt. Pi.basant. Justice ot the I'eace, C, L, Saud; Constable, R G Howell; uporvisors; Benjamin lustier, liri Ikeleri Poor Ovr-iseer, John Vance; School Dircotors, G II Everett, I. W. Howoll; Assessor, J. 1. Sands 4 votes, J. Crawford 18 votes; Judge ot Election, Hiram Thonns; Inspectors, John .Melick, w. 11. -Manning; Auditor, V. Krcssler; Tax Collector, J. ai. Ikelor. Oiiancie. Constable, Amos Noyhard; Supervisor, G. W. Hess. Wm. Fleckcn stine; Poor Ovuseer, R J. Fairman, Soh -ol Directors, II. Kitchen, IL E. Bowman: Assessor. M. B. Patterson; Judgo of Election, John Neyhard; In- pectors, l1 rank Herring, Harry aeis loltz: Auditor. W. Bowman; Town Clerk, E. W. Coleman; Tax Collector, M, L. Kline. Pine. Justioo of tho Peace, C. R. irkcr, Constnble, D. AV. Robblns; unervieor, Davis Gardner, Allred Kitcheu; P 'or Overseers, Thomas Fori ner, Wm. Hought n, School Director, Thomas Fortner, J. C. Sauders; Asses- or, 1'. W. bones; Judgo 01 Jiirciion, Isaac Bobbins; Inspector, J. V. Ivmney, Milton Bitler, Auditor, B. F. Karsch ner; Tax Collector, C. R. Parker. RoArttNdcnEEK. Justice of the Peace, John Mourey; Constab'c, A E. Lit- wilerj Supervisors, D. W. Rarig, Joj. ovan; Poor Overseer, John King; School Directors, Wm. B Houck, Peter llower; Assessor, Jero lunxlc; Judge Election, Leander l'etterman; ln- pectors, D. W. Ring, Wm. Jhernng- ton 12 votes, Wm. Zihnor 12 votes; Tax Collector, David Long. Scott. Justice of the I'eace, Jacob Torwilliger; Constahlo, Wesley Ruckle; Supervisors, John Waters, I. AV. Craw ford;! Sohool Directors, G. Kesslor, Eli Schnidomin; Asicssor.T. AV. Hartman; Judgo of Election, Henry Angle, AV. il. llioks; Inspectors west, O. H,. livans Peter Z ngler; east, James B. Miller, William Pettit; Auditor, A. b. Tor williger; Tax Collector, Chas. B. East. acoAKLOAf. (Jonstable, J. 11. Van- sickle, Supervisor, A. B. Coin, John Klinger; School Directors, Lloyd Gib son, John Stout; Assessor, II L. Fritz; Judge of election, M. Cole; Inspector, JU. VanBickle, limanncl Diltz; uditor, W. E. Fritz; Town Clerk, C. M. Laubacb, Tax Collector, Joshua Fritz. A Great Uattle Is continually going 011 in tho human system. The detrou of impure blood strives to gain victory over the consti tution, to ruin health, to drag victims to tho gr ive. A good reliable medi cine like Hood s Sarsaparilla is the weapon with which to defend one's self, drive tho desperate enemy from the field, and restore peace and bodily health for many years. Try this pe culiar medicine. The Insane Sohool B)ya Shamming- Aocused of MiFi'MNTOWN, Feb. 18. Ex-Senator Wright returned to this lown to-night with Principal Sherwood, of tho Mc- llistei ville Orphans' School, having spent Home time in investigating the symptoms of hallucination and insanity shown by the boys. Alter a careful and strategic investi gation the Kx-aenator is convinced that tho boys are shamming, and Prin- ojpal Sherwood says that tho Senator claims to havo trapped two of the worst cases into confessing that the whole thing was a scheme and that tho boys have beou effecting and feigning tho various manifestations that luvo ptizzlod tho doctors. H,x-benator Wright went t i tho school with tho fixed idea that tiio boys wero tooling tho doctors, and be diter mined to tbruw them nff their guard and seo what tho result would be. With this 111 view, he took one of tho boys, who still had all tho nervous symptoms, out for a walk. As they valked along hu engaged tho bov in continuous conversation diverting his miud as far as po ssible from his mala dy and trying to draw him out when hp least suspected it. To further this eud bo pretended to slip and fell against the boy, throwing him down in tho snow, and then expressed regrets at thu accident, the boy in hia haste to recover bimselt, acted in a most ration al manner. Thon ho carried 011 in a sportive manuer with tbu bov. but suddenlv turned on him and paid: "Now. bov toll mo tho truth. You'ie shamming, aro you not? Now don't lie!' Pha ioy at first denied it. but after a legular seigo of accusations ho finally broko down and confessed ha had been shamming, and said tho whole tiling was a scheme of tho boys. Ex Senator AVright then took tho Siinea boy, aged 1 2, who was or,o of tho worBt cases, and worked with hira. Ho talked to iho boy for several hours before he could get him to acknowledge that ho was hhamming. two or three .tunes tho Kx-a uator was about to civu it up, concluding that Simos was really crazy, but finally ne, too, coatosscd that no was sham ming. Half Rates to AVashingtoa via Pennsylvania llailroaa: Allowing btop-olf in Uiltimore, In order to afford visitors to tho in auguration all possiblo privileges, and at tho same time givo thoai tho benefit of very low rates whioh havo been fixed for this occasion, the Pennsylva. nia Railroad will sell oxcurslon tickets to AVashingt'in on February 25tb, 20th, 27th, 28th, March the let, 2d, 3d, and -lib, from nil stations on its system, at a &injlefaro for the round trip. Theso tiekols will admit of a stop-off In Haiti more in either or both directions, thus enabling passengers by this route to visit both ci ies. Tho return coupons of tho 'excursion tickets mo valid for usu until aud including Maroh 7tb. This rate, in view of tho liberal con ditions it bears and tho magnificent service whioh tho Pennsylvania Rail, road afford, is tho lowest over offered under similar eircumxtanuea. For in formation as to tho movement of regu lar trains, aud for gpeoifl,o rates from each station, apply to ticket agents of tho company, Everybody Likes to bo oalled handsaw, wnpeolally the young ladies, hl that is simply im. possiblo as long aa their faco is covored with pimple., blotches aud sores. But wait, there is 110 need of thisi onu or two bottles of Sulphur Bitters will re move all suuh d (.figurations, and tnako your faco fair and iosy 'Fannie JitU