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TUBBS, PROPRIETOR' BLOOUS'BrSa.FA, OPPOSITBOOUHT nOUBK. La rps and convenient sample rooms. Bath room 39t inl old waterj and all modern coavenltaca v Bl 1 aHV pjoonKMoriiMi. I Limbs, br n.M la tho J. Muscle.. SYRUP SELECT STORY. THE LOTTERY OF LIFE. Tho "Rovno des Deax Mondos," con tains several "Incidents in tho War of Mexican Independence," from which wo Keleot tho following thrilling soeno. A captain in tho insurgent army is giv ing nn account of a meditntcd nicht at tack upon a hacionda, situated in tho Cordillera, and occupied by a largo fnrco of Spanish soldiers. After a ariety of details, ho continues IInviuL' arrived at the hacionda un- perceived, thanks to tho obsurity of a moonless niirlit, we came to a halt un der somo largo trees at omo distance from the building, and I rode forward from my troop in order to rcoonnoit.r tho place. Tho hacienda, so far as I could fcco in 'gliding across tho trees, lormed a mice massive parallelogram, strengthened by enormous buttresses of hewn stone. Along this chasm, the walls of the hacienda almost formed tho continuation of another perpendicu lar one, chiselled by nature hernclf in tho rocks, to tho bottom of which tho eye could not penetrate, for the mists which incessantly boiled up from bo- ow did not allow it to measure their awful depths. This place was known in tho country by tho name of ''the Vol adero.'' I had explored all sides of tho build- oit except this, wnen i Know not what scruple of military honor incited me to continue my rido along tho ra vine which protected tho rear of the hacienda. Between tho walls and the precipice, there was a narrow path way about six feet wide; by day the pass ige would not have been danger ous, but by night it was a perilous enterprise. The walls of the farm took an extensivo sweep, tho path crept around their entire basement, and to follow it to the end in the dark neas, only two paces from the edge of perpendicular chasm, was no very easy taslc, oven lor as practiced horseman as myself. Nevertheless, did not hesitate, but boldly urged my horse between the walls of the farm, houso and abyss 'if the Vohdero. had got over half tho distance with out accident, when all of a sudden my horso neighed aloud. This neigh mado me shudder. I had reached pass where tho ground was just wide enough for tho four legs ot my horse, and it was impossible to retraoe my steps. "Ualloor i exclaimed aioua, at me risk of betraying myself whioh was even less dangerous than encountering a horseman in front ot me on such a road. "There is a Christian passing along the ravine! Keep back." It was to late, for at that moment a man on horseback passed round one of the buttresses, which hero and there obstrusv.'d this accursed path wav. He advanced towards me. trembled in my saddle : ray forehead was bathed in a com sweat. For the lovo of Godl can yon not return?" I exclaimed, terrified at the fearful situation in which we both wbro olaced. "Impossible!" teplicd tho horseman, in a hollow voice. I recommended mv soul to God. To turn our horses round lor want of - - room, to back them along tho patli whioh we had traversed, or to dis mount from them, these were three impossibilities which placed us both in the presence of a fearful doom. Between two horsemen so placed up. on this fearful path, had they been father and Bon, one of them must in vitablv beoomo the proy of the abyss, But a few seconds had passed, and we were already face to face the nn known and myself. Unr horses were head to head, and their nostrils, dilai ed with terror, mingled together with their fiery breathing. Both ot us halted in a dead silence. Above was tho smooth and lofty wall of tho hacienda; on the other side, but thre feet distant from the ws.ll, opened llw horrible gulf. Was it an enemy had before my eyes! Tho love of ray country, which boiled at that period i my young bosom, icu me to nope was. "Are you for Mexico and the In suracntsV I exclaimed, in a moment of excitement, ready to spring upo tho unfortunate horseman if he ans wered me in tho negative. 'Mexico e lnsurnente that is my pass woid, replied the chevalier, am tho Colonel Garduno." "And I am tho Captain Castinos. Our acquaintance was of long stand ing, and, but for our mutual agitation, wo should havo had no need to ex change our names. Tho colonel had left us two davH sinco at the head of detachment, which wo supposed to be either prisoners or cut off, for they had not been seen to return to the cami). "Well, colonel, "I oxolaimed, "I am sorry you are not a Spaniard for ynu perceivo that one of us miiBt yield the pathway to the other." Our horses had the bridle on their leeks, and I put my hand in tho hoi sters ot my sadulo to uraw out my piittols. "I 6oe it so plainly," replied, tho colouel, with1 alarming coolness, "that I should already havo blown out tin brains of your horse; but' for tho fear lest mine, in a moment ot terror, should prebipitnto mo with yourself to tho bottom of the abyss." I remarked, in fact, that tho colonel already held his pistols In his hand Wo both maintained tho most pro found Bilehco. Our horses felt the danger like' ourselves, and remained as liumovauid us u ui ir icet were nailed to-the ground. My exoitement had entirely subsided. "What are we going to dot" I demanded of tho ool ouel. "Draw lots whioh of tho two shall leap into the ravine." It was in trutli tho sole means of solving the difficulty. "There aro nevertheless some precautions to take.'1 said tho colonel. "lie who shall be condemned by lot shall rotiro back wards. It will ba but a feehlo chanco of escape for him, I admit; but in shoit, it is a chance, and especially one in favor of the winner." "You cling not to life, thent'1 I cried out, terrified at the sang-froid with which this proposition was put to me. "I oling to lifo more than yourself,' sharply replied the colonel, "for I havo a mortal outrago to avenge. But tho time is slinpiug away, Aro you ready to proceed to draw the last lottery in which one of us will ever ftsiistl" How were wo to prooccd to tho drawing by lott By moans of tho wet finger, like infants, or by head and tall, liko tho school-boyBf Both ways wcro impracticable. Our hands im rudently stretched out over tho heads of our frightened horses, might cause them to givo a fatal start. Should wo toss up u picoo of coin, tho night was too dark to distinguish whioh sido fell upwards. Tho colonel bethought him an cxpodicnt, of which 1 never should havo dreamed. "Liston to m", captain," said the colonel, to whom I had communicated my perplexities; "I havo another way. The terror which our horses feel makos them draw every moment a burning oreath. Thr first of ub two whosi horso Bhall neigh '' "Wind 1 hastily exclaimed. "Not go shall be the loser. I know that you are a countryman, and such as yon can do whatever you please with vour horso. As to myself, who but last year wore tho gown of a theo logical student, l tear' your equestrian prowess. You may bo ablo to mako your' horso neigh to hinder him from doing eo is a very different mattor." Wo waited in deep and anxious si lence until tho voice of one of our horses should break forth. This si lence lasted for a minute for an age! It was my horso who neighed thc'firBt, Tho colonel gave no external manifes tation of bis joy, but no doubt ho thanked God to tho very bottom of his soul. "You will allow me a mmuto to make my peace, with Heaven!" I said to tlio colonel, with failing vcico. "Will hvo mmntes bo suthcienu "It will," I replied. The colonel drew out his watch. I addressed to wards the heavens, brilliant with stars, which I thought I was looking up to for tho last time, an intense and a burning prayer. "tt Is time," said the colonel. I answered nothing, and with infirm hand gathered up the bridle of my horse, aud drew it within my nngors, which were agitated by a nervous tre mor. Yot ono moment more, I said to the colonel, "lor I havo need of my coolness to carry into execution the fearful manoeuvre which I am about to commence" "Granted," replied Garduno. My education, as I havo told you, had been in tho country. My child hood, and part of my earliest vouth had almost boen passed upon horse back. I may say, without flattering myself, that, if there was an) ono in tho world capable of executing this eques trian feet, it was myself. I rallied myself with almost supernatural effort, and succeeded in recovering my self- possession in the very face of death. Take it at tho worst, I had already braved it too often to be any longer alarmed at it. From that instant, I dared to hope afrcrh. As soon as my horso felt, for tho first ince my encounter with ihe col- oncl, the bit compressing his mouth, I perceived that he trembled beneath me. 1 strengtheued myaelt brmly on my stirrups, to make the tcmhed ani mal understand that his master no longer trembled. I held him up with tho bridle and the bams, as every good horseman docs in a dangerous passage, and, with tho bridle, the body, and the spur together, succeeded in back ing him a low paces, fits head was at a greater distance from thai of tho horse of the colonel, who encouraged mo with his voice. Ibis done, I let tho poor, trembling brute, who obeyed me in spits of bis terror, reposo him self for a few moments and then re commenced the same manoeuvre. All on a sudden I felt his hind legs give way under mo. A horrible shudder ran through ray whole frame. I dos ed my eyes as if about to roll to tho bottom of the abyss, and I gavo to my body a violent impulse on the sido next the hacienda, tho surface of which off. red not a single projection, not a single turf of weeds to check my de scent. This sudden movement, joined to tho desperate struggles of my horse, was the salvation of my life, lie had sprung up again on his legs, whioh seemed ready to fall from uudet him, so desperotely did I feel them trem ble I had succeeded in reaching, be tween tho brink of the precipiuo and the wall ot the building, a spot nomo few inches broader. A few moro would have enabled me to have turned him round, but to attempt it hero would have been fatal, and I dared not venture, i sougnt to resume mv backward progress, step by step. Twice tho horsu throw himself on his bind logs and felt down upon the same spot. It was in vain to urgo him anew, either with voice, bndlo or spur; tho animal obstinately refused to take a single step in tho roar. Nevertheless I did not feel my courage yet exhaust od, for I had no desire to die. One last aud solitary ohauce of safety sad donly appeared to mo like a flash of light, and I resolved to employ it. Through the fastening of my boot, and in rcaon oi my hand, was passed a sharp and keen knifo, which I drew from its sheath. With my left hand I began caressing tho mano of my horse, all tho whilo letting him hear my voice. Tho poor animal replied to ray caresses by a plaintive neighing; then, not to alarm him abruptly, my hand followed by little and little tho curve of his nervous neck, and finally rented upon tho spot whero tho last vertebno unites with the cranium. Tho horso trembled, but I calmed him with my voice When I felt bis very life, so to speak, palpitate in his brain be neath my fingers, I leaned over toward tho wall, my feet slipptd from the stir rups, and with onn vigorous slroko I buried tho pointed bliid j ot my knifo in tho seat of tho vital principal. Tho auimal fell as if thunderstruck, without a single motion; and for my. self, with my knees almost as high as ray chin, I found myself on horseback across n corpse. 1 was saved! I uttor ed a triumphant ory, which was res pondod to by tho colonel, and which the abyss ro echoed with a hollow sound, as if it felt that its prey had escaped from it. I quitted the eaddlo, sat my Bolf down between tho wall aud tho body of my horso, and vigorously pushed with my feot against tho oar cuss of tho wrotohod animal, whioh rolled down into tho ayos. I then arose, and cleared at a few bounds thu plaoo that eeparatod the placo where I was from tho plain; and under tho irroaistiblo reaction of tho terror whioh I had bo long reprosiod, I sunk in a 1889. swoon upon tho ground. Whon I re- opened my eyes, tho oolonol was by my side. Against Imported Beef. ORANGKttS AND HUTC1IKK8 ASK FOR TUB PASSAGE OF TUB DRESSED BEEF BILL. Leonard Rhone, master of the Stato Grange, Colonel Thomas and Repre sentative tnggart, appeared before tho Judioial General Committeo lost Wednesday and advocated tho bill against tho admission of Chicago dressed beef in the Stato. Mr. Rhone said that tho Chicago dressed boof Syndicate killed diseased beet and sent it hero, lie said this bill would prevent diseased moat from coming into this Stato by requiring an inspection on tho boof. A. M. Warthmau, a Philadelphia beef packtr, described the diseased cattle that he had seen in the slaught er pens at St. Louis and Chicago. Ho said ho hud seen cattle suffering with ulcerous sores in their throats.- with lockjaw and with pleuro-pnenmo-ma sent into the slaughtar-hooscsj Ho said tbero was no way. of detecting this diseased meat after it-yas dressed for tho market. He said- tho Grang ers' bill should bo adopted in tho inter est of tho publio health. Representative Taggart said tho Chicago syndicate had driven the farmers of Pennsylvania out of tho cattle growing business. He said the farmers had been unable to find a market for their healthy beef. Whon Colonel Thomas came beforf the committeo ho was asked whether it was truo that the butchers aud drovern of Philadelphia and Pittsburg wore the instigators of the Grangers' bill. Tho Ctlonel said the measure was entirely that of tho Grange. The farmers wero heartly for the bill and if it was passed they wanted all the credit for it. Messrs. Peters and Kalt- naner, two i'utsburg butohers, gave tno commute a graphic description of the d'suased cattlo they had seen n tliH Chicago stock yards. No representatives for the Chicago syndicate appeared before the com- muieo. inoy are expected to come hero next week. Colonel Thomas sent out word to-night o all the loeal organizations of the Stato Grange to send in their petitions for the bill. He said that within tho next week or so their will be petitions before the Le gislature bearing the names of 100.000 farmers asking for the passage of tho Grangers' beef bill. General Grant on Guard- It was a drizzly day, only a short time before General Grant drove the enemy from Petersburg and moved to ward Five Forks and Appomattox. A chill northeast gale made overcoats comfortable even there, and more men who could woro them than left them off. a sentinel down toward the river, near somo stores, shivered as ho strodo to and fro on his post, his guulock un der his arm to keep off the wet. Ho was a raw recruit from "Down East,' sent out to help fill the ranks, of a regi merit wntcn naci lost one halt its men since the campaign began. tie saw a man in a regulation over coat and with a slouch hat, but with tho steady oarnago of.a veteran, pass ing along a fow yards away, and he called out to him : "Say,- friend, have you any terbacker in yer clothes r 1 ho passerby was smoking a cigar, "JNo, ho replied, "1 can give you a cigar, out 1 don t chow. "And I don't smoke, but I'm starv ing for a cli aw," replied tho sentinel, as be looked over to the other wistfully. "An I chaw, and dasn't smoke on post. oay, couidnt you stand on post a minute till I run over to the sutler's yonder t" "I could," said tho other, with a grim smilo on his face, and then ho added "I will. Give me your gun and orders." "There isn't no orders, only to halt anybody going nigh them stores, and to stop 'em as has no business there. bo tho sentinel relieved of his post, hurried to tho sutler's for the desired tobacco. Returning promptly he took ins gun and quietly said : "If I get a chance I'll do as much for vou, friond. What regiment be you in V "Not any. 1 belong to headquar ters." "What, to tho General's gnard t What s your nainoi l ho quiet-looking man putted out a cloud of sraoko and said : "My name is Grant," "Great Jerusalem'!" gasped the sen- tinel. "I have been relieved by Gen eral Grant himself, and didn't know him." How could he, when not a mark of tho General's rank was in sight, and the poor fellow was yet too greon in servioo to Know wuai a lauit no nail committed in yielding post and gun to any but his regular relief 7 The Hartford Post. Tall Tale of a Dog. Last 1 all I received a letter from my son saying that he and his wifi and daughter wore ooming to pay us a visit; ho concluded by sa)in: "Kill tho fatted calf and put a bottle on ice.J' I read tho letter aloud to my wife, tho dog (an IrUh setter) Bitting up besido me unu louKing so wiso mat i called my wifos attention to him, saying: "look at the judgel' After I had finish ed reading, he barked to go out, and did not get home until quite late, lb oamo in tho sitting-room whero I was reading, and mado such demonstra tions that I followed him to the out side door, and in the porch 1 found tho lower part of the leg of a calf. He wagged his big tail and jumped up mo, saying as plainly as piainiy as nn could: "There s the calf, now you attend to the bottle!" Boston Transcript, A lady who had lost hor soldier bus nana continued 10 aeoorato his grave long after being remarried to another. Une Decoration Day, whon a son by her second husband was about 10 yoars old, she sent him to strew tho flowers, Having finished his task, several of tho decor ttlng committeo camo up, and tho i , : 1 , r-.-x " Munuin ho had doposited saving. "This is the grave of my forefather." THE COLUMBIAN, VOL XX1I1.N0 5 COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL 111, NO 4S W. 0. T. U, Convention. The Columbia county W. 0. T. U. met in Convention at Millviilo Jan. 17th 1889. On tho provious evening tho Loyal L'gion gao an entertain ment in the Frco Churoli, which reflect ed great credit on tho porsonf interest ed in tlm management, and in whioh the children wero bright and interest ing. Tho Convention proper opened at nine o'clock Thursday morning with dovotional exercises. The usual routitio of business followed. The Secretary reported siv local Unions in tho, county with a total membership of 139 aotives, and 31 honorary. The following reso. lutlons woro adopted That the officers of each local Union shall oonstitulo a uuuimineu m vimi, piuujiuL-ui. UUI4.UU-j ot their town, and uso tnoir lntiuenoe in organizing Lw and Order Leagues. That the following persons shall constitute n committee to devlso plans Of work to bring about thi l'rolnbitory Amendment: Mrs. Walker, Bloom Mrs. Bariutz, Catawissa, Mrs. Kcie.nart, J gut Street, Mrs. Dr. btnith, iierwick, aire. Edgar Kxpv. Miss J. Kester and Mr. T.O. Wilson, MUlville. Petitions from Millville, Bloom, Catawissa and Ber wick and Espy, woro read and present- ed to committee. Thco petitions pray tho judgo ot tho court as tar as Eossiblo, to grant no lioenso in uolum in County. On motion meeting ad journed. Mrs. Dr. Smith conducted tho dovotionai exercises oi ino alter- tioon session. Tho address of welcome delivered by Miss Jecnio Kester was one with exceptional merits, xurs. Trescott 'of Berwick respondod in ap propriato words. The address of the President (Mrs. Guio of Catawissa) was replete with excellent advico to workers, and should stimulate the members for renewed action in the ork. Greetings sent from tho Espy Union were read, and business followed. The Superintendents of departments ont but Superintendent of Sabbath were called upon to report, none pres Observance. Mrs. Ronev, Stato Superintendent of Mothers' Work made an address practical and helptul in all lines of work. Mrs. Trescott was elected superintendent of Mothers' Work. Motion carried tohave uttwo Conventions a year. Thanks wero tendered the kind pi ople of Millvill for their generous hospitality, and for use of tho church. On motion Convention adjourned to meet in Uaiawissa in sept. The following programme oocupied the evening. Music by t"e choir, Recitation Miss Guie of Catawissa. Music, Miss Hartman and Mr. Mo Murtrie of Berwick. Loturo "M 'there Work," M s. Roney of Phila. Music by the choir. Mrs. itoney in a clear and practical way related tho needs of tho work, and personal experience in her particular line of work, and impressed her hearers with its importance. Miss Guie rendered her recitation with tasto and ability. The musin throughout was excellent. Winter Proteotlon for Fruit Trees. Where mice and rabbits are abund ant they are tar more destructive to apple trees than the borers If snows fall to a considerable depth in winter, rabbits readily travel over tho surface and aro enabled to reach the bark on tho stems several feet above tho roots, and from this point downward as the snow settles. But mice work under the snow, and usually at about tho same place where tho borers are found; consequently tar paper wrappings will answer the double purposo ot keeping out tho borers and prevent the attacks of mico. It is well known that rabbits dislike the tasto and smell of animal matter, such as grease, blood and meat and for this reason smearing tho stems of applo trees with lard, blood or stale fat pork has otten been recommended and extensively eo-ployed to prevent the attacks of these pests. On the other hand mite are attracted by suuh appltcnitons, and while eating the grease or blood from tho trees they aro very likely to get a taBte of the aweet bark underneath and continue their depredations so long as the Bnnw protects them from observation. To prevent the attaoks of rabbits, the stems of young trees should bo wrap ned with cloth or bnrk fmm'ihn rrronnd up to the lower branches! and these wrappings should be left on until the following spring. Then remove them and lay osidu for use when they shall be needed again, provided the materials used for this purpose aro of a durable nature, mo thinnest kind ot tarred roofing paper is an excellent material tor wrapping the stems of trees to pro tect them against tho attacks of borers, mice and rabbits, and is cheap and durable. American A griculturist. A singular loss of memory is report ed in tho Jamestown (N. Y.) Journal. A citizen ot that placo who had sever al stiokes of parahsis a few months ago has so far recovered as to be ablo to go anywhere about thu city at his pleasure, lie can converse intelli gently on any subject, ho was familiar with before his sickness and remem bers all his old friends, but has not re gained tho faculty of recalling the names ot his most intimato friends, although he knows peifectly well with whom ho is conversing. Ho under stands and appreciates what his mends road to mm and oan converse readily about tho subjects read, but ho cannot, read a word himself nor tell one letter of tho alphabet from another. Communion Wine- Physicians who havo used Spcor's Port Grape Wine, of Now Jersov. and havo applied to it the utriotesv test,"! pronouuoe it strictly puro and rich body and reoomraend it to the aged and in firm, aud for general use whero wine is desirable, as tho most rliablo winos to bo had. Mr, Speer also preserves tho grapo juice fresh and sweet just as it ruus from the pres; not by tho use of spirits, but by eleotrioity extracting tho fermenting principles from the ripo grspos whon mashed; it is called Speer's Unfermoutod Grapa Juice. For Balo by druggists. A gentleman recently returned from n dl-lVA llirOllrth fhA emintrv (nnrna nf New York asserts that bo has not vory muoh objection to a cottngo that is consistently Queen Anno all through, but ho evinoes a strong antipathy to tuuatj uuuaco nuu meir numu is legion "that are Queon Anne In front and 1 Mary Aune at the back." fche Was Hot a Widow. IIKR i.ONtf .09T UDSBAND TURKS Ur ON TUB J5VE OP IlEn WEDDINO. Fourteen yeais ago John Lamb, a well-to-do machinist of Ashley, married Mary Crnglnand tho young couplo Im mediately left for tho West, sottling down in St. Louis, whero Mr. Lamb secured a position as superintendent in tho locouiotlvo works. After being married two years a disagreement aroso betwoen tho couple and thoy sPparatcd, tho wife returning to her homo in Ashley, somo years later Mts, Lamb received a copy of St. Louis Globe-Democrat giving tho ao- connt of tho drowning of her husband. Thinking sho was a widow tho woman went into deep mourning And did not resumo her position in society for a long time. She said sho would never marry again, but Bho changed her mind when John Adams, a man of good standing in tho community, pat in an nppearance as a lover and later a-ked the fair widow for ber hand. Mrs. Limb accepted the offer of marriage and Tuesday was tno aaw agreed npan for tho ceremony. Tho undo expectant had compioicu nearly all hor arrangemants when, to her surprise, her long lost husband jjut in an appearance on oaiuraay morning. Mre, Lamb was at hor parents' home examining tho wedding dress, which mo uressmaKer nau jusr, urougut iu, wj,en th0 husband knocked at the door. The woman's surpiiso know no bonds, and she exolairaed: 'iWell I am not a widow after nlll" Lamb and his wife had a long interview, nnd tho result wss a reconciliation. Adams was noti fied of the circumstances, but he was loath to believe thxt Lamb was tha genuine husband. His intruded, how- evor, settled all douius on mat point by returning to tho West Sunday even ing with her husband. Two 81ang Phrases 80MK ANECDOTES OK CHARLES QOEEK,'THE ACTOR AND HUMORIST. Charles Queen was a good deal of a wit, in his way, and was tho author of at least two well known expressions, "A onld day when wo get left," and 'Chuck full of bluo mud." Tho origin of tho first expression was this: "Mr. Queen had a friend in Elizibelh, N. J., with whom he always stayed when playing in that city. Ono Sunday morning tho two started out for a "bracer, but a buuday closing law that had just gone into effect in terfered with their project, tiowover, V,re1 a rl6 nd. starlef 10 Jflv. into the country, having made up their minds not to return until they had secured that drink. They had to drive moro than fifteen miles before thoy wero successful, and on their return to the homo of Mr. Queen's f.-ieud they were glad to get near the fire and thaw themselres out, tho weather being bitterly cold. "Well, exclaimed tho hosts wife, as she came into tho room where the two worthies wero hugging tho stove, I don't wonder vou two men aro almost fri zun; the thermometer is only ten above zero. Yes" replied Qaeen, winking at his friend, "it's a cold day but wo didn't get loft." Tho next week, while playing in Now York, he repeated the expression m one ot tho actors, who used lttnac night on the stage, and in a tew weeks it bad travelled from one end of the United States to tho other. One day, while walking along Broad way, Uueen acoidenlly stepped into a pail of blue caloimino that stood on tho edgo of the side walk. He scraped the calcimine off the best he could, but be- foro he reached homo it bad dried on his shoo aud on the bottom of his trowsers. A friend meeting him on tho street, stopped him, and asked what was the mattor. "O, nothing," replied Queen, '"only I'm ohuck full of bluo mud." Detroit Free 1'ress, The Legislature Bills have been reported fuvoiably from the following House Coram ttees: lrom Judiciary weneral 1'iovid- jng for the transfer of certain reforma tory institutions from ono county to another, (itus bill is to enable tho House of Refuge, in Philadelphia, to bo removed to Delaware County.) Also irom Judiciary Ueneral An act defining the offenso of procuring or soliciting persons to commit mis demeanor or offenses putishable in summary proceedings under the laws of tho State. Providing, that any person not an officer of the State, or an agent in the employ of any city or county or of auy incorporated society ot tho btate, who shall willfully pro euro or solicit any person to commit any misdemeanor or an olfouso pun ishable in summary proceedings under tho laws of tho State for the puro-so of thereafter prosecuting or aiding in 1,10 prosjeutmn oi such persons so proourcd or solicited to commit such misin meauor or ouenso punishable in summary proceedings aforesaid, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and pun ishable with fine and imprisonment. Counties aud Townships Provid ing for thu erection of new counties from parts of two or moro existing counties, intended to provide for a now oounty out of parts' of Schuylkill and Luzerne, with Ilazletoti as the county seat. Mining To prevent manufacturing or mining curpora.ions from carrying on company stores. Municipal Corporations Two bills, ono pruvidit.g for the division of tho cities ot the Site in throe classes, all containing GOO.OOO or moro to be of first class: over 75,000 aud less than 600,000, of thu second clais; all others to bo of the third class. Tho other bill prov'uUs for the legalizing of tho acts of the councils of cities incorpor ated under tho general act of 1887, which has been declared unconstitu tional by tho Supremo Court Judiciary General An act defining tho offonso'of procuring or soliciting persons to conimi, misdemeanor or offonses punishable iu summary pro ceedings under the laws of the Com monwealth, and prescribing the pun ishment for tho same. 0r Pnt ., . Is worth a column of rhetoric, said an American staiesmau. It is a fact, es tablished by thetestimony of thousands of people, that Hood's Sarsaparilla does euro pcrofula, salt rheum, and other diseases or affections arising from impure state or low condition of tho blood. It overoomes that tired feeling creates a good appetite, aud giveB strength to every part of tho system. Try it. ' Soranton, in Iowa, has a man who Bcattcrod shelled corn on tho ice sur rounding an air hole, and then by do llvering an incantation of gibberish charms the fish to tho opening, where ho knocks them on tho head while they aro trying to get tho corj. He captur ed a Btring of thirty, among them a twenty-two-pound pike, lu that man- oer last week.