MIFEI.HKAL CAMS. i Fitirz " ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offio r Front Room, Ovor IWofjloo. .JkOOMBDURO, PA. J ILrlAwiT ATTOIINEY.AT-LAW, U.FUNK, ATTOHNK Y-AT-LAW. OfflOO ID Ent'S Building. B0HJBB(1,P4 j ouhm. olauk, : ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AMD JUjTXOK op the peaoe. ULO0X8BOB0, PA Offlct over Moyer Bros. Drugstore. ' Q W. MILLER, " ATTOItNaY-AT-LAW, Offlceln Brewer's buliding-.soco'nd floor.room No. nioomaburg, r. Jg FRANK ZAKR, ' " ATTOIiNEY-AT-LAW. Bloorasburg, Pa. DMaing 0,Cen,ro hni Ma.m Streets. Clark t C'in bo consulted In oerman. Q.EO. E. ELWKLL ATTORNEY-AT -;LAW, - BLooMeriuHO, Pa.' ' 1 HOflicc on second floor, third room of Col umbian uniming, Mum Btrcct, below Kx. cliango Hotel. pAUL E. WHIT, Attorney-at-Law. Offlco In Columbian Duildino, Third Boor. BLOOMSBURG, PA. JJ V. WHITE, ATtORNEY-AT;LA.Y, bLoomsbu'rq, pa'. Ofllco In i-iowcrs' Building, 2nd.floor. may 1-tf S, INOIB. L. I. WIKT1ESTBBK. KNORR &, WINTERSTEEN, Attorneys-at-Law. omoe In 1st National B&nkj bulldtnir. second floor. ant door to tbe left. Corner ot Main and Market streets uioomsDurg, l'a. tffl'cmumt and-Sountiet Collected. JP P. BILLMEYER, (DJSTJtlOT ATTORNEY.) ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, tSTOfflco over Bloomsburg, Pa. Dcntlcr'a shoo store, apr-30.80. w H. RUAWN. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Catawlssa, Pa. ffloe, corner ot Tnlrd and valnstreots jyjICUAEL F. EVEULY, -Conveyancer, Collector of Claims. 1HD LEGAL ADVICE IN TUB SETTLEMENT OF ESTATES, 40. tr office In Dentler's bulldln. with F. F, BUI merer, attorney-at-law, front rooms, 2nd Door llloomsburg, Pa. apr--8. JT-K. nONOKA A. BOBBINS. Office and residence, West First Btreet, Blooms nurg.'Pa. " novas 88 ly. JB. McKELVY, M. D.,8urgeon and'Phy a slclan, north side Main . street, below Markot TXR. J. 0. BUTTER, PHYSICIAN ftBUROBON, Office, North Market Btreet, ' Bloomsburr, Fa M. REBER Burgeon and Office oornor ot Rock and Market FPbystclan, treet. ESTABLISHED 1870. J J. BROWN. 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EQUITY, FAIR DEALING. ry a. house, DENTIST, BipoJianuRo, Columbia County, Pa llitylesof workdoflelna superior manner.work warranted m represented. Tiitb Eztbaot id wrrnooT Pirn by the use At Gas, and (reeot cbargewlionartincimeottt - larelnserted,-' "Office In Barton's building, Main street, Below .Market, nve doors ielow Klelm's drugstore, first floor. Jo be open at alt houn during the dat ;Motm-it Exchange Hotel, BENTON, PA. The UDderblgned baa leased this well-known house, andls prepared to accommodate the public with all tbe conveniences ot a first-class hotel. stniayMl 1 1 MVILHPAKE, Proprietor. ERSIAN BLOOM. Hti Ccatliiln Slit- tlfivr, Skill Our tad UUmuh Krdlotor kaovn. A tump for ulalftoluu, AadrtMMkbei. QOTMn.ctcoly, GET YOUR JOU PRINTING DONE AT TIIE COLUMBIAN OFFICE i -j 1 .21 0. E. ELWBLL. BITTEHBENEIB, r'lritori. 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Rents' Furnishing UoodsHais 8: Caps OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. Suits made to order at short notioe and a tit always guaranteed or no sale. Call and examine the largest and best selected stook of goods ever shown in Columbia county. ' Btore next door to First National Bank, MAIN STREET, BlopiiiHburg Pn. BOOK AGENTS WANTED von MY STORY OF THE WAR HyMat'yA, Xwermore llifovn turretlf bf Fr Y?rV l'crBl Eiperl Womutl or "Unrtntj" tlU of ii Wr, IU lilifi ih4 Bhloa wmm mi tlem." Drtlht, Pur, -uil Ufext, 1bU "Icitilw ami far, t lhriUln InUrwt n4 WucLlui PUhM, 1 1 tttU at 91 to oil BpUadld htel.'lU. nl luu-ui(tU UfttlltvVlac nchlj euloctxl la j-ot jne-iiiHiU. T"tWiVT' Uxik Ma-nl VToUAta IftaU 1 MO h QO a tuoath md. f IUI atj klidntrts fuf V rav iVU Md jH AXra 2nM, Writ lc-lr u Lowenta's l"l!WJ'Mf' ' - r .. r. . . - . . 3 ' ! 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Fragrant! Lasting! The Leading Perfume for the ToIIetand Handkerchief. Sold by all dealers. Price 25 cts. Salvation Oil Prlct only 25 cti. Sold 6y alldnffttf. Will relieve Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Swellmgs,Bruises,Lumbago,Sprains, Headache, Toothache, Sores, Burns, Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Backache, Frostbites, Chapped Hands and Face, Gout, or any bodily pain or ailment. rUCWlAltac's PLUGS. r Oreat lObaecaAn LttlLlY tldott, Prlct 10 CU. At all drugjlitt. M. C. SLOAH & BRO. BLOOMSBURG, PA. llanufacturcrBOf CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETNS SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGNS &C Plrat-closs work always on band. RE PA I It ma NEA 1LYD ON& . Pricei reduced to tuit the timet. SUFFERING WOMEN" I MARRIED OK SIN CLE. Vba troubled with those nnnoylDii lrrinilarltiM freauaatlr fullowlDsa oold or HDOure. or frouOoiw lUtutloaal W eukiiMM mi jioculiar to tboir at, thoold Uto DR DuCHOINE'8 Celebrated FEMALE REGULATING PILLS. Tbcjare Strenstbitnlna to the ootln arvtem. lmtBri toue, vigor and Dittunello forvoto nil fancttou, of tioor ndmiad. HotbriuutllHM:iirwrkwtlvlitl. AildreHi, Dr. Harter Modlolno Co., bf.lOUIS, M0. nortsn.oicoly, PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Cleansci and bc-utities th hair, i'romotet a luxuriant growth. Ntytr Falli to RtiTore Qny win lomniui vviur, JTvvrnta Ufcndnitf and h&lr ttSilag Ocr.ia n-iu Of Interest to Ladies. U . :i! -.tula FBEeEAMRLeofDn.fln4fn1 for friiiii rpuiF-UlitU to kDr iftor who UhM - -jw iisr!miorCo.,iiiIo4,B1iao.H.T, novwnctcoiy, HILL AMONQ THE H009IEP.3. Ills Ileoptlon One of the Moit Kntlmslo tlo on Itecoril. Oovenior 11111 whirled through Indiana ntnld n cyclone of enthusiasm. Tlio roads wero well nigh Impassnblo the first day, but that did not deter tho Ilooslers from assembling nt every station from Clncln. natl to Indianapolis, from turning outand cheering him on his way. Old raon in hundreds wcro on hand In tho drenching ralu and gavo.tho governor au Impression of old tltno Democrntlo enthusiasm that he Is not likely to forget. Tho first demonstration occurred at Lawrenceburg, Just over tho statollne, in Congressman Holman'a district, whero over 1,000 workmen rushed to tho track and gave threo cheers for tho popular governor of tho greatest stnto lu tho Union. Tho governor was breakfasting at tho tlmo, but ho stopped to tho rear platform and waived his acknowledg ments. At Aurora, twcnty-llvo railos from Cincinnati, a similar demonstration occurred. At North Vernon the people wero out In force and cries were nindo for a speech. Tho governor good tint n redly complied, - When ho stepped to tho plat form ho was cheered to tho echo. "I am sorry, my friends, Mild ho. that this weather Is so Inclement, but I pro sume it is one of tho consequences of n high protective tariff. I seo thnt Mr. Blaine lu his public speeches proclaims that wo owo overythlng to tho tariff, nnd I presume this stoim comos In under tho category." At Seymour tho party was joined by Governor Gray, of Indiana. Tito meeting between tho governors of tho -two great doubtful states was interesting. Gover nor Gray Is a lino looking man, with a dignified presence. It was their first mooting. They shook hands cordially, sat down together and questioned each other eagerly about tho chances of tho national ticket In tholr respectlvo states. Governor Gray was very much gratified with Governor mil's report from Now York. Ho was a little concerned about tho triangular fight In Now York city, and was curious to know Governor Hill's opin ion as to the result. Governor Hill as sured him that tho Democrats of the coun try need have no fear as to tho conse quences of the Democratic split In New York city, promising hlm that the Demo cratic vote there would be drawn out to its full quota. Governor Gray said the Democrats In Indiana were just as much concerned for tho result In New York as ho. was convinced tho Democrats In New York wero concorned about tho result lu Indiana. Governor Gray sold the changes in tho situation in his stato iu tho last ten days wero such as to glvo tho Demo crats every confidenco of putting Indiana In the column for Cloveland nnd Thurman. When tho train reached Mitchell a great crowd had gathered at tho station. There was some little delay In getting Governor Hill out of his car. Tho Hooslor crowd allowed their enthusiasm to get ahead of them and could hardly bo restrained from Jnmplng aboard and dragging out Gover nor Hill by sheer force. When he and Gov ernor Gray appeared togother a tumultuous yell broke forth that lasted several min utes. The carriage that was to convey Governor Hill was swathed in red, whito and blue. Tho horses boro long stream ers, and the spokes and hubs of tho wheels wero done up lu red, white and blue. So groat was the tumult that the span of white horses becamo very obstreperous and plunged In a manner rather unpleas ant. A procession was formed, which pro ceeded to Chick's Wood, where the speeches wero to be delivered. Tho grove covers about forty acres. Parked in it wero innumerable caravan saries bolonglng to farmers who had driven in from six to fifteen miles. Horses were tlod to trees and fences, and in the hollow where the grand stand was erected were congregated about five thousand people. Hard by the platform was a wagonof mighty proportions drawn by twouty snow whito horsos. In the wagon were fifty young gtrls dressed in red caps, blue bodices and whito skirts. Hundreds of womon wore bandanna hats and many of them1 bandanna skirts. It was a proud moment in tho history of Mitchell when Governor Hill and Gov ernor Gray, with eloquent Georgo Raines, Judge Holman ana Gen. Porter, our adjutant general, came into the grounds. Mitchell had never before seen togother two such Democratic govornors, possible candidates for tho presidency a year ago, probablo candidates for tho presidency nnd vice presidency four years from now. "Wo would liavo had 40,000 people here today," said Judgo Holman, "if wo had had pleasant weather," but In Bplto of it all the gathering was remarknblo. Af tor tho speeches tho party was driven back to the special train for Seymour. Governor Gray and Judgo nolman accom panied Governor Hill. When they leached Seymour tho vicinity of the sta tion was packed with a surging mass of humanity. Govornor Gray escorted Gov ernor Hill to Jordan's hotel, where Gover nor Hill made an address from the balcony In tho pouring rain. Cheers followed overy sentence. Tho party arrived at Indianapolis at 8 O'clock. Over B,000 ardent Democrats wero In the vicinity of tho station, and when tho two governors appeared o mighty cheer wont up from 0,000 throats as if from one.- An nlslo was cleared through the crowd for tho two governors, who wero followed by Judgo Holman, Gen. Porter, Col. AIcEwan, Mr. Whitney, Secretary of Stato Cook, Tho World's special correspondent. Col. Jim Jones, Mr. Julian Ralph, Senator Raines and Dr. Hunter. The famous Hendricks club escorted tho party to Tomllnson's hall. Tho vicinity of tho hall was Jammed, but tho crowd cheerily opened a way for tho Illustrious leaders. When they reached tho stage they found nearly 0,000 people in the hall waiting for them. Governor Gray Introduced Governor Hill in dead Blleuce, but tho moment he aroso a yell was raised that was prolonged nine minutes' by tho'watch. Men raised tholr high white hats on sticks and gave themselves up to yells. Hundreds of ladles waved bandannas and shouted till their throats wcro parched. Indiana Cor. New York. World. HarrUon Well Paid. It is quite clear that Harrison's cervices against tho strikers in 1877 cannot bo considered disinterested, oven by his most ardent admirers. Ho received. It appears, $1,000 for ono week's bervlec, besides pay as captain of infantry at tho rato of $150 por month. Ho also, as the records show, profited to the extent of $21,000 by his services as railroad receiver. No wonder he was on tho side of the wealthy compa nies and against their dollar a daymen. Now York Star. Not Yomic Tip's Tear. In 1830, when old Tlppecanoo first ran for the presidency against Van Burcn, he was overwhelmingly defeated. Following the family precedent, thU Is not youna Tip's year. Philadelphia Record. Very DlitlnguUbed rupcrt Senator Teller has ventured to assert In the Senate that "all men who control Immense wealth In this country are In full sympathy with the effort to repeat tho Democratic administration." He probably classes as paupers such distinguished leaders of the Republican party as An drew Carnegie, Leland Stanford, O. P. Huntington. D. O. Mills, William Walter Phelps, Phil Armour, Joseph Wharton, John I. Blair and tho VonderbUts. St. Louis Post Dispatch. Paean Hob Ituled Out. Perhaps Bob Ingorsoll will bo willing to contribute a lock of his new whiskers to the Republican canso, as ho Is not allowed to interpret tho platform. Louisville Courier-Journal. Nobody goes to hear the senators talk en the tariff. Indeed, tho American peo ple are extremely weary of the senate. Louisville Courier-Jourcali 1 A ColUjo Courts. In tho United States one man tn every 00 takes a college course: In England, one In every 000; fit Scotland, one tnevery COOj In Germany, one la ertry SIB. N. D.i THIS 18 SARKASSUM." Typical Republican Friend ot the Work; Ingman. This Is an educational campaign, tndoed, not only as relates to tho tariff for tho protection of monopolists, but In n variety of ways. Tho wage earner, to whom ar guments aro being addressed by both par ties, is learning a number of things hith erto unsuspected by him as having any oxlstenco In the universe. He Is learning, for the first tlmo In his lifo, that his employer's sole object and ambition in llfo Is to pay him high wages. Heretofore ho has been compelled to or ganize, to mako "scales" and to threaten strikes In order to make his nmploycr pay him living compensation. Now the em ployer Is urging hlm to vote tho Republi can ticket, In order to enablo tho good man to pay high wages. That his InteroBts and hU employer's ought' to be one he has known for s6mo time, but not until now has he discovered that they are. To toll tho truth, however, ho is so suspicious of his employer's good Intentions toward him that ho Is con vinced that he can most likely benefit ltlmsolf by doing tho very revorso of wlmt his employer asks of him. If tho Buccess of tho Democratlo ticket roally involved low wages, as tho employer tells him It must, ho knows that the employer would be for It, not agalust it. Ho has learned that much, any way. Now, it has seemed clever to the ostuto persons who ore conducting the Republi can campaign, to send out to men who employ numerous workmen envelopes covered with printed arguments in favor of tho Republican candidates, in which to pay off their hands. Tho employers In largo numbers have adopted this cheap nnd easy method of preaching tho gospel of monopolies. Tho amount of nnxlety exhibited for tho "working classes" by these gentlemen, measured by tho fervor of their appeals to vote ngalust Democ racy, would touch the heart of tho Whlto chapel murdoror if he could1 be brought to contemplate it aright. It is so genuine, bo sincere, so consistent with tho general conduct of theso gentry that nobody can reasonably affect to doubt It. For example, there Is the firm of Tim Walerstoln & Co., of Troy, in this stato, which manufactures shirts, collars and cuffs on a largo scale. It Is not known precisely how much It pays Its sewing womon for a shirt, bnt slnco trousers aro made nt the rato of 10 cdhts a dozen in Now York wo are not lncllnod to believe that shirt making Is very much more profitable In Troy. However that may bo, the firm is deeply concerned lest the "Democratic tariff'' of 42 per cent, should reduco tho princely wages of Its shirt makers, and is putting forth every effort to havo that pauperizing reduction of 5 per cont. repudiated. That is thought ful; it ought to be acknowledged gratefully. But slnco tliero Is no way of protecting tho laundry workers of tho United States against the pauper laun dresses of Europo, why do not Messrs. Walerstein & Co. employ freo labor to starch and Iron their shirts, collars and cuffs? If they aro so profoundly Inter ested In tho welfare of tho industrial utassos why do they send tholr goods to tho Sing Sing stato prison to bo done npt Perhaps thoy thought that this little business of theirs would not be found out; that thoy can poso as dovoted friends of tho American workingman and still got their work done at minimum prices by convicts without being called on for an explanation. But thoy cannot. Their miserable hypocrisy is engraved for all tlmo on tho archives of tho stato, in memoranda summed up in tho following portentous statemont: Tim TValersteln & Co., to the State ot Now York, V t3 laundry work In Stato Prison at Sing Stag, from Nov. 18S0 to July 1888 $78,803 If thoso gentlemen really lovo the American workingman as thoy profess to do, why did thoy not pay out this bill of $78,293 for laundry work to freo and honest American' worklugmen and work ing women t Tho answer Is that these gentlemen, like the knaves ot the ware house, steel, coal, sugar nnd other trusts, hato the American workingman and aro always on the lookout to plunder and do celve him. Their solicitude for his wel fare is a fraud. And tho wago earner has at last learned that fact. Brooklyn Citizen. Vtut Increase In Brooklyn KegUtruuon. Tho Democracy ought to havo nothing to fear from tho Immense increment of suffrage. Tho causo of Democracy Is tho causo of tho people. It is a c&uso which, when rightly understood, commends Itself to overy man whoso brain Is tho seat of thought nnd whoso hands aro the forces of his self support. Tho national admin istration hns givon to the country the fact and example of good government. The success of such a good causo In the na tion Is bound up In tho success of tho Democracy in the stato of New York. In the main, tho executive government of this, state has beon well aaminlstered in Democratlo hands. Mistakes have been mado and aro admitted. The mistakes will bo rectified, If tho party bo ro intrustod with power. Tho Democracy always acknowledges, In tho long run, tho demands of Its reform elements. Locally, tho county offices aro but largo partisan rewards, for which tho presentation of party favorites is lnovitable. The city offices are places of business administra tion which tlio present incumbents havo well filled. Brooklyn Eagle. They Are at It All Around. Gen. Hovey, Republican candidate for governor of Indiana, has been caught sending personal letters aud nowspapers, In violation of tho law, under his con gressional frank. Tho party of great moral ideas appears to have fallen from its high estate all along tho lino. Among the articles (Jen. Hovey Is frank ing, in violation of tho law, to tho people of Indiana is a card bearing the British flair and forged sentiments attributed to English newspapers. Gen. Hovey must havo a fino, largo idea of the tntclllgenco of the voters and tho governorship of the state of Indiana. LouisvUhT- Courier Journal. ine Old Flapdoodle. Mr. Blaine Is ladling out to his western audiences tho same sort of "food for fools" with which he eeryed them pn his disastrous stumping tour four years, ago Think of a man who has been posojl by his admirers as "the greatest living states man," and who Is or was a really brill iant political leader, recltlngto the voters of the west statistics from the census showing the remarkable growth of their section In population and the' lncreaso of its railroads; and claiming it all as duo to a system of taxatlonl As well attribute the crops to frost as prosperity to taxes. What claims to high patriotism has a politician who subordinates tho attractive ness and tho influence of our free institu tions and tho boundless natural resources of our broad and glorious republic to a mako shift revenue system, or to any par tisan device or policy whatsoever! Mr. Blaine is talking flapdoodle. New York World. Familiar with False CounU. Tho name of Rutherford B. naves sel. dom appears In the present campaign, but The Chicago Herald remembers hlm to tho following extent; "Ex-President Hayes thinks that every northern state will go Republican ana that WeBt Virginia will glvo a largo ma jority for Harrison. Rutherford's promi nent connection with the poultry business should have taught him the folly of count Ing chickens before thoy are hatched." Sim Wouldn't llelleio It. A drummer who has beon to tho Cin cinnati centennial reports that he saw the Kansas corn towering above that of the other states, and he heard an old lady re mark as buo gazed at tt: "You needn't tell me that corn grew that tall In one year. There's two or tfinee years' growth there." Coffey vlllo (Kau.) Sun. llr. Maine "could not get Justlco In Indiana" no more than In 1884. Gen. Hovey declined .to meet or ipe ( With him. 2, 1888. New York City's Vote. Tho Republican calculation seems to be something llko this; Tho total voto of New York city will be on Nov, 0 about W50.000. Allowing 10,000 of this for tho vote of tho Labor and Prohibition candi dates, and the Republicans 100,000, thcro will remain 140,000 Tor the Democrat. That wbuld mako Cleveland's plurality in New York city only 40,000, or, after ad ding 10,000 which tho Republican mana gers In Brooklyn call the maximum plu rality against them in Kings, would show a Cleveland1 plurality of but 60,000 to bo overcome by the Republicans In the other fifty-eight counties of tho Btato. In 1884. theso samo counties eamo within 1,100 of overcoming a Domocratlo plurality of 08, 708 In New York and Kings. Unfortunately for the Republicans, the Democrats hare succeeded during tho last four years in raising their plurality la New York and Kings from 46,740 In 1868 to 02,271 in 1887. If tho plurality of 1888 Is to exceed that of 1887 by Just as much nt that of 1884 exceeded 1888, thoro will bo a Cloveland plurality of 74,000 to be overcomo by tho othor fifty -eight counties of tho stato. This, at least, Is a calcula tion based on tho law of "normal In creases," while tho other Is not. Nevf York Epoch. SPECIMEN PORTRAITS. T ttm and HeneflclArle of Kepnbllcmn legislation. Thts is the house a farmer built.uslngboards taxed $2 n thou sand feet for the benefit of the lunw bor barons, glass taxou uu per cent, for tho benefit of tho glass trust, paint taxed 23 per cent., nails taxed 40 ner cent., nnd other taxed articles too tedious to men tion. And this Is the banker who holds the mortgage on that farmer, for whoso benefit tho Republicans abol ished the tax on bank checks and commercial paper- This Is the la borer whoso din ner pall Is taxed 85 por cont., his flannel shirt 00 per cent., his cheap vest 40 per cent., his trousers 05 per cent, and ovetjy tnlngthatlt Is his in llko proportion. And this is the millionaire whoso Incomo tax was abolished by thq Republican party. This is tho rail, road laborer who just now has a controversy with Capt. Ben Harri son, of the militia, of 1877. And this Is the railroad king tor whom tho Repub licans abolished taxes on receipts and oil special taxes tending to ftnnt t at I mi rf wealth. This is tho qui nino manufact for whom Republican Imposed a eavy tax on that drug, and w h o wept tears as big as huckleberries -over tho "ruin ho and his workmen must suffer" If it was taken off. 1 1 And this is the bilious settlor iu tho "ague bolt," as ho was before the Democrats n congress abol ished the quinine tax, reducing tho prico of that drug 00 per cent, with out reducing wages a penny. This is the poor Bowlntr woman In tho city garret, who is "protectod against tho pau per labor of Eu rope" by a tax on ner sewing ma chine of 45 per eon t on h o r thread 00 per cent, on her n e o d 1 o 25 per cent., on her scissors 45 per cent. , on her cheap bed linen 43 per cent., on her blan ket 80 per cent.. on her Iron bedstead 60 per cent., on her soap 20per cent.,on many other necessariei from 10 to 80 per cent., and on her only source of consolation and hope, the Bible, 20 per cent. And this Is tho C0.1L Or, boss of the trust which, as a "puro ly private affair," has lately raised tho price of her coal (taxed 15 per cont.), and for whoso benefit tho Republican senate now proposes to reduce the tax on luxuries and raise that on necessa ries. ThU Is the bum mer for whom Mo Klnley & Co., au. thors of tho Re publican plat form, proposo to have untaxed whisky in the In terest of th Q, O. P. U JO Wjl h A Ff- TIIE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XXII.N0 43 COLUMBIA DBMOCKAT, VOL.LII, NO Do This is tho toll ing farmer for whoso benefit the Democrats p r o poso a reduction of taxes on the necessaries of life and Tills Is tho man who wrote that abolishing the Federal whisky tax would "do stroy high license at onco in all states." This Is n man called by tho samo name, now advo cating tho McKin ley platform. And lastly, this is the refined and 5 U .1 Up Xi3rx,wbo once declaim "Ved for freedom for tho slave and now denounces low taxes for freovnen as tho device' ot slaveholders; who politely calls the Prosldont a "hangman" and nn "emissary rJ the devil In hell," and thinks tho country would bo ruined if low taxes should win. TTliere Aro tbe lilp; Ilepubllcuni? Said a very hard worker In.tho Demo cratic causo to an equally' hard worker In tho Republican causo, both being good friends, and Just then standing before the Hoffman house cafo bar: "I say, Jack, what Is the matter with H tho big guns of your party? Nono of them havo taken nny' special Interest in tho campaign and the only man you have out of any real prominence is Jim Blaine." "Yes, you nro right. I have wondered myself. Everything has gono awry since tho Chicago nomination.. Blessed if I didn't think when wo started that we wero going to whip you fellows, but I have about given it up. The main props have taken no Interest, and although wo may keep up a semblance of enthusiasm, I feel discouraged niyBelf," replied the Republican. An examination of tho field shows tho Democrat's vlow to bo truo. While Democratfb senators havo evinced their fealty to party and principle by most ear nest labor, the Republican senators and their principal spouters have sulked in their tents. If they havo opened their mouths onco they havo deemed that amply sufficient. It may well be asked, Just on the closing days of election, "Whero, oh, whero is tho judicial Edmunds?" Four years ago ho would not speak for Blaine. Doos he beliovo even now that Harrison is only a figurehead for tho "Uncrowned King?" But while tho great Blalno himself la Bpoutlng over trusts In Indiana whero aro his co-laborers, Eugeno Halo and Frye? Whero Is tho screw that Is loose there? And, great puns and artillery, where Is tho judge advocate of tho Kansas militia, who tried chicken thieves In '03, during tho war, and who has blasphemed tho memories of McClellau and Hancock since, tho magniloquent Ingalls. And tlio 2C0 words to tho sentence William M. Evarts, tho prldo of tho Republicans, to what section of tho unknown globo has he emigrated during this campaign? The ghosts of all tho past aro yelling for tho whereabouts of Col. Bob Ingersoll. It docs seem singular to Democrats, and It must strlko the Republican mind much more forcibly, that the great talent of tho G. O. V. has lain dormant during this battlo, and that only socond rato and fourth rato speakers have beon sent out. It is a mighty poor vlow of tho situation for theso Republicans. With only Blalno In tho field, it makes a very sorry appearance And in reference to this particular Individual, an old Stal wart, of tho spirit of Roscoo Conkllng stripe, exclaimed: "It would have been a good thing If tho Chlneso wall ho likes so well had been bnllt lu tho center of tho Atlautlo before Blaine got back." This is a very common exclamation among tho old Stalwarts. The feeling ncnlnst Blalno Is just as Intense today as It was four years ago, and the fear that Blaine is likely to bo at the bead of Harrison's gov- mment, in tho event of tho lattor'a elec tion, will force many of thom Into tho Democratlo camp In the present campaign. Brooklyn Citizen. The President's Consistency. The enemies of tho president speak of his retaliation message as inconsistent with his previous attitude. It was nothing of tho sort. To havo suggested retaliation while a treaty was pending for tho settle ment of tho fcheries dispute would have been Indefensible. When tho treaty was rejected by tho senate the president im mediately turned to tho only alternative t hat wus left. But in his message the president took occasion to say that ho still believed the treaty to be a basis of settlo mont fair and just for both countries. Whatever may bo his faults, Mr. Clove land Is not a trimmer. New York World. XIalA'a Sudden Conversion. We publish a Republican campaign document In the Bhape of a report made to the senate by Mr. Hale relative to civil service reform. Tho recently as. Burned and extreme affection of Mr. Hale for reform lu the administration of tho government 111 accords with his former indorsement of Jay Hubbell's circulars, that wero Issued for tho purposo of "fry ing tho fat" out of government employes for thp enlargement of tho corruption fund of the Republican party. LoulsvUlo Courier-Journal. Dropped the rilalne llannen. Many young Wall street clerks whe marched undor tho Blaine banners four years ago have then- names enrolled this year among the members of the Stock Ex change Clovoland and Thurman club. Now York World. Hotter iiinu in lest. In the last campaign tho Clovoland nnd Hendricks Wholesale Dry Goals club had 7,800 members. Tho Cleveland nnd Thur man club already has that number on Its rolls, and officers of the club tho membership will exceed 10,000 before tho campaign closes. Tho club has a branch at 64 Spring street. New York ouu. I'orakrr unit Anna lime Reproduced IU Tho Domocratlo party brought Intelloct into tho nrosldentlal rjimnnlmi thu and tho bloody shirt has been sent to tho pomicai junK Buop. Cincinnati Enquirer, To tho rich men nf tlin wnrlilt rv t tho United States If you would havo your i kva rujsuveu. s our men pay tuo tax 04 weru, ijauisviuo iouncr-journai. Unit gives overy bird its foot! but docs not throw it in tho nest. Thorn s toon lor relleotion in tlio thoucli that Y arner's Log Cabin Saraapnrill win piirny iue moon, iiius enstinnc COOd health. With uhlrh mnv nnma ol , blessings. 81 for 120 doses, of all I lUUggUtB. ten Mailt Is Heine Educated. Mr. James G. Blalno has at last dlecov- that trusts aro not by any mcatls the larmlcas affairs which ho declared them to bo a few weeksjigo, when, fresh from tho hospitalities of Carnegie and tho splendor of Cluny Castle, ho put himself at the head of tho party whose members speak of him as "tho greatest combina tion of heart and brain In the world," and "tho objoct of our (their) undying affec tion." lie is now persuaded that some of thom ought to bo dealt with by the gov ernment, and that President Cleveland was not so much In error after all In do nounelrur them as conspiracies against the peopto. ThU is a chancre of mind which shows what can bo done In tho course of an educational campaign. It is Interesting to note tho stages through whloh Sir. Blaine's mind has fas sea in Its progress toward truth on his question. First off. it will be re membered, ho Bcoffed ot the president and the Democracy for finding fault with trusts and lightly dismissed them from iurthor notlco as private affairs. That this would not do lie learned as oon as it was shown to him that the effect of tho trusts was to lncreaso tho cost of living and diminish wages. Ho then favored us with the announcement that, though trusts might be objected to, gtlll thoy were not lu any degree duo to the so called protective tariff, and. In proof of this, told an astonished world that Eng land was also afflicted by similar organi zations. It was something gained to havo tho great man admit that they went not good things, even If he persisted In Ignoring the cause of them. For a time Mr. Blaine sought to occupy middle ground. He acknowledged im plicitly that trusts wcro evils, and that toleration of them In other countries was not an adequate reason for tolerating thcra hero, since tho European addiction to aris tocracies and standing armies has never been deemed a reason for setting up a royal family and a vast military establish ment In tho United States, but contended that tho Btxte governments and not tho Foderal authority ought to correct them. That ho could not long adhere to this po sition was clear enough to overy person capable of consistent thought. In tho town of Goshen, Ind., ho practi cally abandoned all his previous pleas and undertook to show not as In the past that trusts were private affairs with which the fedoral government hod nothing to do, or which ought to bo left to the stato feov emmonts, but wero evils for which' Dem ocrats were largely responsible. This, tbo reader perceives, changes the whole character of the discussion. Tho ques tion now Is not whether trusts ore evils, but who is to blomo for perpetuating them. At last Mr. Blalno is In accord with the Democracy on the main matter, and differs only In regard to certain facts and persons. Ilo no longor 'asserts that tho crime charged against his client Is no crime, but turning round on tho accusers he s.ivs: "Yes, a crimo has been com mitted, but tho guilt is with the plaintiff and not the defandant." It Is now agreed that trusts ought to be suppressed. What the people have to de cide Is, to which party may tho work of Suppressing them bo committed with most lIke!lh"od of having justlco done. Shall tho commission bo given to President Cloveland, who hns from the beginning consistently donouncod tho wrong,, or to the representative of Mr. Blalno, who be gan by telling the country that trusts wero harmless, and had no word ot cen sure for them till ho loarncd that tho people wero resolved to crush them? To this question the average man will be ahlo to render all tho answer necessary. Brooklyn Citizen. Governor Hill In Indiana. Governor 11111. on his wav to tho west. is meetintr with enthusiastic recentlnna and making effective addresses. The vigorous character of his partisan argu ments, the representative position as chief magistrate and rcnomineo which ho oc cuplts, and tho attention which has'been concentrated on him both by defense and attacks unite to render hlm ono of -tho most conspicuous and aggressive objects of tho pending canvass. His appearance in Indiana ana in Illinois as an orator for tlio party Is a tactical and gallant act, and the reflex Influence, ot it on tho cause in new lork will bo as creat as tho direct effect of speeches at home by him would bo. Tho intelligence from tho Interior is that both Govornor Hill and Warner Miller address meetings of unusual size and extraordinary enthusiasm. Tlio lountrymen will voto en masse, this year. Tho governor stands tho wear and tear better than Mr. Miller, who has almost succumbed to a ncurale-ia attack In the face. Tho Eaglo is at a loss to account for tho capacity of Governor Hill to thrive under labors which break down his opponent, except on tho hypoth esis that1 ns a total abstainer, on a plat form for a reasonable excise law, Mr. Hill lives moro temperately' than the occa sional drinker who Is runninc acnlnst him as a Methodist Prohibitionist on a plat form ono port hlch license and tho othor part freo whisky. Brooklyn Eaglo. s-vorutlon of lllatno on Trusts All tho Democratic and Indonendcnt nnrnnlci ni-n nn n l,wn,l m-lt. y. f- j--- - ..... t, . " ' ' ' jjir. Blaine s "turn - about - and-whoel nbotit- and-do-JIst-so" attitudes anent tho trusts issue. Tho following oxtract frout Tho Springfield Republican strikes about Iho average spirit of theso comments: "Mr. lilaino's third speech on trusts establishes a third dlstlnctlvo Idea which ho entertains on that subect. First ho considered them 'largely private affairs;' next 'largely stato affairs, and now they aro peculiarly Domocratlo affairs. Theso succosslvo steps In tho ovolutlon of an opinion photograph the exigencies of tho campaign." Where Log Cabins Flourish, party of American Gentlemen, who bad been camping out on an is land in tho great Laku Nipissing, Can. ada, last summer, were returning iu a Bail-boat and were yet seven miles from port when the sun went down, and with it tbe sailing breeze. A diBCOuragiug situation, truly. "Nover mind, I oan row you there inside of two hours," said, tbe guide who bad charge of tbo party, aa their murmurs arosu. "Why, man, it is seven miles, there aro four of us in this heavy boat its a big job you undertake," eaid one. No matter, I nave done the likes before and can do it again,'' cheerful ly replied the broad-shouldered Irish man, as he stowed away the fail and bent to the oarf. lie was a splendid oarsman and tho boat was soon under headway ag&in. "What would 1 not civo to einoy your health and strength," remarked tho profeseor "Yes, 1 am pretty healthy, and though I am past sixty I feel as strong as ever," replied the guide." ''But only tlireo(yeaiR ago I stood at death's door, and never thought to pull an oar agaiu. i on see, 1 was in tuo woods all wiuter, logging, and I got into tho water ono day and caught oold. It settled on y lungs and I had n bad cough whioh hung on till 1 raa down almost to a skoieton. 'Call in a physiciant" "Yes, I went twenty tniies through tho bush to seo a doctor; ho gavo mo some medicine, but it didn't help rao muoh." ''How was tho euro affected!" "An old Sootch lady, who bad coma over irom the States, gavo mo a pre paration of balsams aud herbs, whioh sho said the early seitlers in America uncd, and it soon stopped my cough and put me on ray Jeet again.1' One has but to travel along tho frontier to leatn how easy it is to get along without doctors, andhow effective are the natural remedies which tho old grandmothers know how to prepare. Thoy often cure whero the best physi cians fail. Every mother of a family knows how oougliB aud colds are quickly and radically cured with syrups and teas made irom balsams nnd herbs which "grandmother 1 aught us how to mako." Warner's Log Cabin couch and con sumption remedy was, after long inves tigation into tho merits - aud compari son with other old timo preparations, (elected from them becauso proved t' he tho very best of them all. It has brought back tho roses to many a paM lid cheek thero is no known remedy its equal as a cure or coughs and. colds,