PROFESSIONAL CARDS. a u rmrz ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Oman Front Hoom, Over Postoflloo. BLOOMBBUHO, PA. T 11. MAIZE ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Okfiob. Room No. 2, Coluiiman building. BLOOMSUUHO, PA. Jan. wth less, tt ' TVT U. FUNIC, ATTOIINKY-AT-LAW. omco In lint's Building. """"'Btiao.rA J OIIN II. OLAltK, " A'l 'TOliN E Y-AT-L AW AMD JUsTlOB OF THEPEAOE. Bloomsidko, l'l Office OTer Moyor DrosDrug Store! c W. MILLER, ATTOHNKV-AT-LAW, Offlceln Drawer's bulldlng.aocondfloor.room No.l Moomaburg, Fa. B, FRANK ZARR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. BloomBburg, Pa. Office corner or Centre and Slain streets. Clark a Building. Can bo oonsultod In Oorman, G EO. E. ELWELL ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BLooMeuuita, Pa. Office on second floor, third room of Col ombian Building, Main street, below Ex. chaago Hotel. JAUL,E. TORT, Attorney-at-Law. O ffloe in Colcvbian LeiLDiua, Third floor. BLOOMSBURG, PA. H. V. WHITE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BLOOMSBURQ, PA. Offlco in i-iowcrs' Building, 2nd. floor, may 1-tf , ik6b.' l. b. wixtibstiih. KNORR & WINTERSTEfiN, Attorneys-nt-Law. oraoe In 1st National Dank building, second floor, Drat door to the left, corner ot Main' and Market streets Bloomsburg, Pa. ac ' " M ' tig-foment and BoutUict Oolleeled. P. BILLMEYEH, JDJUTJtlGT ATTORNEY.) ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. sHTOfllco over Dcntler's Bloomsuurg, Pa. shoo store, apr-80.80. w H. R11AWN. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Catawlsaa, Fa, moe.oorner ot Third and Main streets M ICIIAEL F. EYEKLY, Conveyancer, Collector of Claims. AND LEGAL ADVICE IN TUB. SETTLEMENT OF ESTATES, &0. nr-Offlco In rentier's building -with F. P. Bill merer, attorney-at-law, front rooms, zna noor UloomBOurg, Pa. apr-8-8. D It. 1IONORA A. BOBBINS. Office and residence, West First street, Blooms burg, Pa. nows 68 ly. B. McKELVY, M. D.,Surgeon and Phy . slclan, north side Main streei.below Market D R. J. 0. RUTTER. . P)I VSIOJAN ftSUgiQJCON, Otnoe, North Market street, Bloomsburg, Pa DR. WM. Physician, tjeot.. M. REBER Burgeon and omce oorner ot Bock and , Market E8TABUSHED 1370. J J. BROWN. ,EHYBIOIAN AND, BURGEON. Office and rcsldenco on Third street near Metho dist church. Diseases ot tho eye a specialty. EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TDBBS, PROPRIETOR BLOOJiSBUBO.PA. oppositboourt nonsn. Largo and convcnlenrsamplo rooms. Bath roorai hot and cold water; ana au modern conTenleneeai B. F. HARTMAN BBFBSSIKTS TBI FOLLOWIKQ AMERICAN INBU,RANCE:COMFANIEB "North American of Philadelphia. Franklin, " " Pennsylvania; " " York, otPennsylvanla. DanoTer, ct N. Y. Queens, ot London. Dorth British, ot London. Otnoe on Market Street, No, e, Bloomsburg. oct.sa. l- ESTABLISHED ISM. m. p. LUTZ (Successor to Freas Brown) AGENT AND BHOKEU COUriMIIS BKPBKHBNTJtOJ ABsets StnaFlr9lns,Co of Hartford,., J ,68,!fcS.I R.!!s.ao'i.!ff Hertford or liaruoraj ..... thin 1 Irarllnrtl .IJ8'll9 IS Hprlngneld of Sprlnclleid. s,oi.(a98 :tir nro AHBociauou, ruuaucipuia.. riuardian of London.. SO,K)3,823.71 6,841,56.141 l,4i,1t 00 4,853, VH.OO 41,379,928 33 Phcanli, ot London Lancashlreot England(U. s. branch) Hoyal of England " " Mutual lienem Life Ins. Co. of New- ant, u.j,. Losses promptly adjusted and paid at this onice. 'JraBINBUlUlJCE CHRISTIAN Y, KNAPP, BLOOMSBniMl.PA. HOME, OF N. Y. MKltCIIANTS', OF NEWARK, N. J. t'UNTON, N. Y. PEOPLES' N. Y. 'uKiS'an'aMEHICAN INS. C0..NEW YOltK. OHEEN WICII INS. CO., NEW YOHK. JEHSEV CITY F111B INS. CO., JERSEY CITY, N. J. ,. r These old coHroBATioNB are well seasoned bj un nnii wmz txstkd and have never yet had a loss settled by any court of law. Their assets are 11 invested In solid sbcdbitibs are liable to the .hazard of rms only. , Losses fBOMPTLr and oonxstlt adjusted and vi aid as soon as determined by Cubibtiah r. KNArr, ancui. AaixT and adjestbb Bloobsbcbo, J"a. The people of Columbia county Bhould patron, tie the agenoy where losses It any are settled and call Dy one or tner own cuueus. . PROMPTNESS. EOU1TY. FAIK DEALINQ. u. nouBE, DENTIST, BlflDMBBBRO.COLCJlBIA COUNTY,, Pa Allatyleaot work doneln a superior manner.work warrantoa on reurcsuiiicu. n.m atut id without Pun by the use otaaB, and free of charge when artltlclalteeth are Inserted. Offlco In Barton'sibulldlng, Main street, UciUW ilinriii:, "w uuuo uuun fcv." drug store, first floor. lo be open at all hourt during the da ,nov as -it Exchange Hotel, 1IENTON, IA. The underelgned lias leased this well-known 'house, and la prepared to accommodate the publlo with all the conveniences of a BrewiaBS hotel. !Jmay671 1 IMPEL DHAKE, I-roprletor, PAINLESS CHILDBIRTH HnJ .Uniii. MAKKlt HEM. OO ,Boi M uirlq,N,Y, PERSIAN OLOOM.CiKCcarlitloiiii. tlll.r.BUn(luruJ liloml.l. Krtdlcator known, &ad sump for trial paokojio, AaoraM m abore, nov25D.Cooy( GET YOUR JOB PRINTING DONE AT THE COLUMDIAN OFFICE 9. E. ELWELL, 1 . . , K BITTENBENDER, f1 "Fa DEMOCRATIC TICKET. NATIONAL. TOIt PRKSIDKNT. GUO KR CLEVELAND, of Nuw York. KOlt VICE P11ESIDENT, ALLEN G.TIlUIiaiAN, of Ohio. STATE. POIt JUDOE OK SUPBWIE COUKT, J. IJ. AIcCOLLUM, of Siisquclianna County. COUNTY. von coNoiti:s. CHARLES R. 1SUCKALEW, Subject to decision of Congressional Conference. FOIt PRESIDENT JUDOE Or TUP. JUDICIAL DISTRICT. E. R. IKELER, 20tli 'Oil DISTRICT ATTORNEY, FRANK P. H1LLMEYER ESQ. 01 Bloomsburg. FOR SHERIFF, JOHN B. CASEY of Bloomsburg. FOR REPRESENTATIVES, JAMES T. FOX, WILLIAM KRICKBAUM. FOR JURY COMMISSIONER, GEORGE W. MILLER. FOR CORONER, DAVID W.ELSOH. EMULSION OF PURE COD LIVER OIL &SS HYPOPHOSPHITES Almost aa Palatablo.as Milk. So dlagnlttd that It can h taken. dlcsaUd, i and aHlmtlattd by th moit icmltlvi stomach, when the plain oil cannot ba tolcrnted and by the com. blnatloa of th oil with the hypophoa. phltea la much more efficacious, Eemukable u Huh prodnttr. Ptnous gain rapidly while Uklag lt, SCOTT'S EMULSION is acknowlodgedby Physicians to be the Finest and Best prepa ration in tho world for the relief and core ot CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA. OENER.L DEBILITY, WASTINQ DISEASES, EMACIATION, ' , COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS. The great remtdy or Consumptian, and Wasting in Childrtn. Sold by all Druggistt. sept SS-'ss-ly FITTT 'nOZZAHS or' LIPEtSCHOLARSHIP PALMS' BUSINESS COLLEGE 1700 ChMtnut St., Phllida. t'oalctona for 1-rndilntrH. Time required 3 to-1 iiioh. The BEST Equipped. lint Conns or StoJj. UMt lit' (rjthlng. ll'riltw Circukrt, dltalT HINDERCORN8. TtiS only rjrt Cur for (Torn, fltop all pain. Conrct omfortlothafeet. 15a ai UranrUU. llisooi4Co.,H.Y. 'Ihc best of all remedies for Inward Pains. Colic. Indiees- tion, Exhaustion and alt Stom ach and Dowel troubles. AUo i th most effective cure fori Cotighe, Col J, llronchitis and I affections of the breathing 1 organs. It promote refreshing 1 sleep, Improves the appoilte, ' overcome nervous prostration, n,1 nivfai n a-war 1 1 fat H n A tl rem' til tothe weak and aged. 50c, and $1.00, at Drsguisti aept.U-iV4t. aHATEFUL COMFOKT1NG. EPP'S COCOA. UHEAKFABT. nv a thorouoli knowledge ot tbo natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and by a careful application of the nno properties ot well-selected cocoa, Mr. Kiipshas provided our breaktost tables v. 1th a delicately flavored beverage which may save us many heavy doctors' bills. It Is by the Judicious use ot such articles of diet that a constitution may be gradual ly built up until strong enough to resist every ten dency'o dl-ease. Hundreds ot subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever thero Is a eak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well fortified with Jure blooa una a properly nounsneu irame.,r-t ait prrfre Gazette. Made simply with boiling water or milk, sold only In ball pound tins, by Urocera, labelled thus : JAMES EPPS S CO., Homoeopathic Chemists, To Advertisers A list, nf 1fl nmvmariers divided Into STATES ANI SECTIONS will be sent on appllcaUon VTIV1? 1 To those who want their advertising to oav. we can offer no better medium for thorough and ef. lecuve work man the various seraiona oi our b LSCT LOCAL LIST. OEO. P. 1(0 WELX 4: CO., newspaper Aavernsmg nureau. sept l4-r-4t 3 spruce street, Now York. FITS! When I eay Cure I do not mean meraly to stop them for a time, anil then havo them re turn again. 1 muan A UAD1CAL CUUU. 1 have mado the disease of FITS, EPILEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS, A lifelong etudy. I wabiunt my remedy to Cuuk tho worst cases, llecauao othera havo failed la no reason (or not now receiving acuro. bend at once for a treatise and a FbekIiottlu of my lNrAI.LlRl.i3 HEUEuy. Olive Kxprota and Post Offlco. It coels you nothing for a trial, and It will cure you. Address H.O.BOOT.NI.C, l83PfAiilST..NtwY0 B0ptiS8-'6-lr Clothing! clothing! -:o:- G. W. BERTSCH, THE MKUUHANT TAII.OK. Qents' Furnishing ::::,E I Caps OF KVEHY DESCRIPTION. Suits nmilo to order at nhort notice and a (it always gnarnntoud or no sale. Call and exnmino the largest mid best soit'ctod stock ol goods ever shown in Columbia, county. Btoru next door to First National Dank, MMN STREET, BloomHlmr Pa. SCOTT'S 50 I CURE BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, (M Tii "What is it they put in Ivory SoAr, Doctor, to obtain its healing qualities?"- "No special ingredient is used. It is simply because the Ivokv is as nearly pure as it is possible to make soap. Any soap that is ' as pure as the Ivory will be equally as healing in its effect, but the difficulty is to find a soap so pure. The profession recommend this non-irritating soap pimply io cfeanse the wound, then nature does the rest. You can readily appreciate what the effect would be if your neck had been washed with an impure and adulterated soap. Avoid colored and highly perfumed soap, for the coloring and perfume arc so often used to disguise something the ,soap should not contain." A WORD OF WARNING. There are many white soaps, each represented to be "just as good as the 1 Ivory ' " they ARE NOT, but like, all counterfejtSj Iack the peculiar and remarkable qualities of fba froninna. Alf fnr ''lurtru" rt!m a'nH Inciet linnn (Tpttlnir it. Ivory" Soap and Copyright 1886, by FilL SPECIALTIES AT lowenberg's. HANDSOME FALL OVERCOATS FOR $5,00. Call and see the FALL STYLES Just Received -AT- LOWENBERG'S LOTHING I TORE, lStooiiB.sSsir, Pa. ltiiainpRn mpn who have tried It find It greatly to their advantage to havo Account nooks made to order, to suit their special needi Every kind ot lilank Hook, with or without printed headings, hMir itnnkn And ltulpd lilanka 1 make In the best manner at honest prices. Unexcelled facilities for Numbering, Eyletfng, Perloratlng, 1-uncblng and Ntamplng. W ork for county and borough ofllces especially solicited. Mlsvellaneous nook Blndtni ot the highest class. Missing magazines suppne Estimates and particulars cheerfully furnished. J, W, RAE0ER, 7 and 9 ilarket St., WILKES-BARRE. Bcplt-lj'cibro. Missing magazines Bupplled. M. C. SL0AH"& BRO. HLpOMSnURQ, PA. Manufacturera ot CARRIAGES BUDDIES, PHETN8 SLEIGHS, PLAirORM WADNS &C Pint -class work always on hand, REPAIRING NEA 1L YD0NJL. Men reduced lo init the timer. Insist upon getting it. Procter fc Gamble. BOWI ACIMJE THE BEST BURNING OIL THAT CAN BE MADE FROM PETROLEUM. It gives a brilliant light. It will not smoke the chlmncyB. It win not char tho wick. It has a high 11 ro test. It win not explode. It Is pre-eminently a family safety oil. WE HALLENGE COMPARISON With any other Illuminating oll'made. We Stake Our Reputation, As refiners, upon tho statement that It Is THE BEST OIL IN THE WORLD. Ask ycur dealer for CROWN ACME. Trade for llloom&burg and Vicinity Supplied by MOYER BROS.. IMooinsburg, Pa. sepny. ELY'S CatarrH Cream Balm' Clonuses the natal passages, nllays pain and ln(lamraatlon, I licnls the sores, re stores the senses ol taste and smell. thy the n in: HAY-FEVER A panicle Is applied Into each nostril and la agreeable. Price so cents at Druggists ; by mall, registered, 10 eta. ELY BlloTllfcHS, 66 Warren Stieet, Hew york. sept28-d-. This Institution la a high erode Iluslness Col letro, giving instruction In ever' department of Dullness raucuiiuu. iji iiuuuiuu iu iiia ir-Kuiar bu.slne&s course It makes a specialty of Phono, graphy, Typewriting, Telegraphy, and ornamen-, tal IVninanshlp. Tno prominent feature of tho Commercial Course is Its practical character NearKeiery set of books has been taken from llrst. class business establishments, and a large proportion ot tho course In book-keeping Is 'made iiiihumassed in the scientific application to mod ern business methods. A larger proportion of our graduates regularly ooiain nr&i-ciass positions than from any other commercial college in the state. Year begins Aug. si), US. For circulars address W. L. 13 KAN, Principal. July S" St Kingston, Pa. ("TTVO ItKVOI.VIIKK. fiend stamp for nrlco list U U IN O to JOIINBION & bON, IHtsburg, Pcnn. septsi-d-lt. Cures Liver Complaint, Illlious Affec lAXADORi tions, liOSS Ol Appetite, bicK llcudache.Sick Stomach. Qid- A V A Vinn dlness.Costlvo- I and all delicato Fomalo Com- plaints. Sold everywhere. Prlco25 cents. DREXEtEDLOGNE Fragrant! Lasting! The Leading Perfume for the Toilet and Handkerchief. Bold by all doalors. Prico 25 eta. Salvation Oil Price only 35 eta, Sold by alldruggUti. Will relieve Rheumatism, Neuralgia, SMllmgs,BruisBi,Lumbao,Sprains, Headache, Toothache, Sores, Burns, Wounds, Cuts, Scalds, Backache, Frostbites, Chapped Hands and Face, Dour, or an bodil pain or ailment. n u cut t CHOC'S PIUOS, Tin Grant tobacco A' tntnr tiMn.-ffiet io en. t mi urw? ,iu. GHINESK ODDITIES. THE, .EXCITEMENT CAUSED BY THE ADVENT OF A FOREIGNER, WMchlng tho Pale Faced Traveler ut 'Hla MeM-Ilm&rka of tho Almond jltycxt nyatondara ltotels And Eating lloiiHCS Hcdi and iramltum, I called thorn good humored, but a atrangor would not think so, If ho saw thorn for tho, first tlmo. On tho contrary, the' state of things; Booms to bo borderlno; on a riot. Tho amount of energy that lloa latent in a Chinaman, waiting to bo developed and manifested by a discussion of cash, Is 'simply Incalculable. As wo, coolly retard this throng of half dressed, yollow 'colored people, wo seo chanco ac quaintances who havo run against ono auothor for half nn hour, screaming their loudest, with 'distorted countenances and violent gesticulations, apparently threat ening Immcdlato death to those who differ from thorn. It seems Incredible that tho subject Is of no more Importance than whothcr a sack of potatoes or basket of fish Bhall be half a farthing moro or less. Imagine our coming Budaenly Into such a crowd lu a short sorgo jacket and big sua hat, under whloh la a pale faco and board. If tho place Is ono where foreign ers aro occasionally eoen, they will look up, say "Hwan-kul" (foreign ghost), and after a iew moments resume their em ployment as though vre were not thero. If, however, foreigners aro almost un known In those ports, wo know.porfoctly well that wo shall havo no peace 'oiedpt uoh as wo can securo by means of a Utuo maneuvering. Bomotlmcs the landlord appears pleased to receive us, but now and thou ho scorns to think wo tako up too much room, with tho crowd who stand round to look at us. It Is very entertain ing to observe how excited Bitch a crowd often becomes by tho advent of a for eigner, and howr rapidly tho news spreads to neighboring houses that a ''forolfrn ghost has arrived. Mine host stands and threatens torrlblo things, which ho has not the smallest Intention of carrying into execution. For half an hour ho will shout and cestlculato, entreatlncr tho un tutored herd to remember tho proprieties and not crowd In so much upon tho for eign gentleman. A FOnEIONT.lt AT HIS MEAL. Tho point of greatest Interest Is always reached when tho travolor begins his meal. lfc has carried with him all ho wants with tho exception of rlco, potatoes, hot water and ono or.two other things. Tho laying out of plates, knives and forks is a great mystery. Much questioning goes on as to tho way of using thom. Thoy beg to know tho reason why we prefer to employ a man to carry all our apparatus for din ner, instead of using their bowls and chop sticks. Tho spoon and fork, appar ently mado of solid Bllvor, greatly aston ishes them, and tho traveler Is ready enough to own that thoy are not silver at ail. Vhcn wo lift our food to our mouth, many hands move in a similar way, as they say quietly to ono another, '.'Look! IIo is doing llko this I" Standing bo closely around our small tablo that wo feel inconvenienced, wo entreat them to give us breathing room whllo wo dino, and afterward we will talk to them. Many voices break forth with ploasuro at our speaking to them. "The foreigner speaks our words," says ono; "Yes, lot him eat," Bays another; "Stand back, you man without propriety," says a third, whoso zeal for cood manners Is ovidently due only to his desire to Bccuro a front place. At such a time one is almost always quostlonod In tho same way. Tho most trivial and ridiculous questions aro askod. Tho Inquiries they mnko of a foreigner aro such as thoy commonly mako among themselves. How far la it to your an cestral homo? Aro your vencrablo pardnts living? How many sons havo you? 'Was your linen mado iu China or in England? IIow do you get It bo white? How aro marriages arrangod among tho foreign children? 'What.ls your income?" A little mild bantor la much appreciated by tho crowd, but brings out a moro rapid fusillade of questions. In tho country places about Amoy I havo been asked very frequently, "Whero is the country whero the peoplo havo ono leg ono arm? ono eyo? and whero thore aro only women? Havo you seen theso lands?" What tho origin of theso notions Is it is hard to Bay. Perhaps somo Chinese Baron Munchausen or Dean Swift wroto a burlesquo book of travels, which has In tho course of tlmo been accepted as authentic by a peoplo who havo for so many centuries stayed at home. ( INNS OK THE GREAT ROADS. In China overy traveler carries his bed ding with him; In tho daytlmo it helps to ack tho cart, or Is laid, by way of sad lo. upon the ass. Tho travolor may count himself fortunate If ho can find lu somo Mutual Prosperity or Heavenly Union hostel a tolerable room in which to rest. On tho great roads, and tho recog nized stages, tho inns aro protty buto to be decent, but elsowhero they aro often wretched. In those of tho better sort thero Is cen- orally an eating houso or tea shop on ono sldo of tuo large uoor leaaiiur into tno yard. Tho shop faces tho street, and Is connected, witn tno cook nouso ana pri vate r6oms of tho landlord. At this end, too, aro tho rooms occupied by tho carters and others. Passlna- tnrouirh tho irreat door, tho visitor finds himself lu a largo unpaved yard with buildings all round It. On one Bldo are, perhaps, six or eight guest rooms, little boxes about twelve feet squaro, with paper In placo of glass for windows, doors which do not fit, and through the openings of which wind and dnsttiud their way. A very rlcKoty oiu onair ana an equally decrepit tablo aro tho only furniture, the bed being simply a brick or mud plat form filling nearly half tho little room and raised about two feet from tho floor. Underneath it Is a flue. Into which, in cold w-eather, dry grass or other fuol is flushed and fired, tho heat and smoke pass ng in a zigzag Una just under tho sur faco of tho couch, and finally escaping up a vent in tho wall. Other fireplace thero la none; and If, as often happens, the chimney should bo foul tho warmed bed U but a noor compensation for smarting eyes ana partial suffocation. But thoro are other rooms sometimes at tho top of tho yard, audit is always an object to se curo thom, as they aro a trlflo larger and cloaner and probably lu better repair. Tho charges aro moderate, from 100 to S00 cash per night about 25 cents with extras for food and gratuities to Bervants. Boston Commercial Bulletin. Tho Cfferta of Novel Heading. The mischief of voracious novel read ing is really much more llko tho mischief of dram drinking than appears at first eight. It tends to make all other literary nourishment intolerable, just as dram drinking tends to mako all trno food in tolerable, and to Bupersodo food by drink. Tho voracious novel reader of today, as wo havo said, rojocts Scott, becauso Scott's novels contain so much good food that It is not mere story telling. Tho genuine novel reader do tests what ho calls tame stories, stories iu which tho lntorcst Is not exaggerated and piled up ten times as high as the Interests of ordinary llfo. He wuntB always to bo feeling a thrill of ex citement running through his nerves, al ways to bo living in imagination through tho concentrated essenco of the perils of a hundred adventurous lives, Instead of tolling calmly through the ordinary hopes and fears of ono. No state of mind can bo moro unwholo some, because none Is moro calculated to divert the onergles from the tort of qulot tasks to which they should bo habitually applied, and to keep thom stretchod on tho tenter hooks of expectation, waiting lor a son oi Btraiu wiucn is never nicely to occur, and if it did occur, would cer tainly not find a man's enorgles any the better prepared for it for having boen worn out previously with a long series of imaginary excitements. Tho habit of dram drinking, it Is said, leads to fatty .degeneration of tho heart, i, c, cxcesslvo fattening round tho heart, and weak notion of tho heart in consequence. Bo, too, the habit of exciting novel tuidloiir l&d to tally . degenara 1888 lion o? tho literary niuidT 1. C.,' to" an unhealthy and npasmodio action of tho Imagination, and a general weakening of tho power of entering thoroughly Into tho solid Interests of real life. So far as wo know, tho only effective cure for this habit of literary dram drinking a euro not always forthcoming Is a moral shock of Bonio kind which exposes tho hollow ncss of all theso unreal Interests, and makes thom appear as artificial and melo dramatic as they actually aro. That, however, is a euro which Is an extremely painful ono, almost cruel in Its disillusion izing power. Loudon Spectator. Tho C'nro of Domestic Anlmnls. The family cat la regarded with far greater respect In England than America. Every householder InNow York, when ho packs Lff for tho summer, leaves tho cat to llvo in tho stroots. Tho conscquenco Is that during tho hot weather tho cats of tho Emplro city cry aloud and shout; .thoy wall In anguish to tho earless moon In moans "most tnuslcall, most melancholic" They mako night hideous for callous hearted man, who Ignores their affection and rejects their companionship. Among cranks, commend mo to tho animal loving crank. IIo la a bit weak headed at times, but sof tness of heart Is qulto compatlblo with strongnoss of mind. Whether tho Baroness Burdott-Coutts was cranky or not as a connoisseur lu husbandry sho shows admlrahlo judgment In tho caro of animals. And her caro for thom when they ceaso from ago or malady to bo ser viceable beasts of burden entitles her to publlo homago. At nolly Lodgo, her beautiful suburban homo at nighgate, sho keeps her worn out horses, donkeys, cattlo, dogs, cats and other pets in well tendod pasturos and stables until thoy dlo. And she visits them with the re gularity of a doctor, sparing nothing that can glvo thom comfort. Others hero and thero do tho eamo. I havo soon podlgroo cattlo with famous names and records living in luxury to grand old ago, and I havo also seen poor folks' broken down horses and pets kept In country quarters at an expense they could but IU afford. "Tho merciful man is merciful to his beast." What of Now Yorkers and their cats? If thoy sneor at tho baro Idea of imitating tho cxamplo of thoso who havo established a homo for cats In London, lot them do something better. For a very small foo tho Lon doner who locks up houso to go a-hollday making con havo his cat properly cared for until tho family return. This Is com mon humanity and common senso. If tho wealthy Now York houseo-wner cannot afford to keep his cat all tho year round, ho should linvo it VliJcd rather than cruelly subject It to tho horrors of Now York street llfo. Now York Cor. Qlobe Domocrat. I'eople of New Ilrunswlck. They aro a eplondld peoplo hero. There is a certain dignity about overy ono of them far moro striking than with any English in England. And what is better, they are truly kind hearted and pollto. I used to know, a quarter of a century ago, somo of thoso grand old nudsou Bay com pany's factors; nnd fine fellows they wero bravo, cultured, chivalrous, gentlo and good, but with a roaring sort of way with them that suggested tho entrancing Man ltoban Indian summer with a lurklnv howling blizzard element beneath. Theso aro llko them. Climate has had to do with it; truo culture of brain and brawn, more. They aro near enough to the states' to bo emulative; far enough from Eng land to abhor Incivility. They and all New Brunswick folk aro less pretentious than we; more toler ant than others of their nationality. In all that makes soclologio distinction, these pooplo aro Immeasurably hotter than Englishmen, and Infinitely less tno tlmo Bcrvcrs and snobs than somo Ameri cans. I should eay they had got- further awar from tho England wo profess to condemn than many of us whoso cheeks should ilamo for our cockney aplnffs; that they were, In moderation, level headed noss, clean culture, and in tho freedom from fevorlsh ambitions and vanities, far in ndsonco of most of our communities; that they possessed tho best of Old WorKVoquIpoiso and conservatism, and of Now World virility; and that if by any good fortuno of diplomacy or war their country should becomo our country, wo would Becuro a flno bit of possession and as odmlrnblo a class of people as are now within our farthest boundaries, Edgax L. Wakeman's Letter. A Non-Trannfcrablo ltallroad Ticket, A young railroad man of Atlanta has come to the front witn an invention lu tho way of a ticket that will bring hlra fame and an enviable bank account. It Is simply this:' Tho purchaser of an iron clad ticKot Is not to bo required to wrlto his namo or mako any formal declaration as to his intention in regard to tno ticiiet. Nothing of tho kind. Tho agent who Bells tho loir rate round trip points his little camera at yon while ho gives you your ohango. It'reoords the imago of the purchaser la on Instant. The agent pulls out the slido, rubs Ms chemical Bponga over tho sensitized paper and there you aro. in tno upper icit liana corner of tno ticket he pastes that picture, puts it in unaer a stamp mat cmuosses uio oarces, and unless you can find somebody that looks enough llko you to risk tho chance of a return on ycur image tho ticket will carry tho original purchaser and nobody else. Atlanta Constitution. nlcycles for English Soldiers. Tho blcyclo force that has been organ ized In connection with tho English vol unteers recently hod its second field ma neuvers, tho first having been held at Easter. Rainy and disagreeable weather embarrassed tho troops on each of theso datos, but tho result of tho turnout has been very satisfactory. On tho recent trials the men covered about 100 miles in forty-eight hours, fighting, scouting and camping by tho way. There wore seven teen officers ond soventy-soven men out, mado up of representatives of a number of tho loading volunteor regiments. Tho fbrco was divided Into two bodies, ono retreating and tho other following it. At frequent Intervals the retreating force made stands at bridges and other eligible points of defense, and tho pursuers wero compelled to halt, dismount, Bend out a skirmish line and perform all the other preliminaries of attack, aa though lu active war. It waa found that two or tlireo men left behind by the retreating body could make a show of force at a brldgo that-would greatly delay tho ad vance of a pursuing force, and then could mount and swiftly ride away under cover of a hedgo and escape to tho main body. This ability to fight and run away with greater facility than tho ordinary infan tryman is ono of tho chief points urged by tho bloyclers In favor of tho new "arm." It la said that scouting and ro connolterlng nartlcs mountod unoii blev cles could do much more effective work without risk of capture than men on foot. In these maneuvers, althauch tho re treating force numbered but throe officers ana twelve men, they suocooded in delay. lngtho pursuers bo that it took them three hours to cover a distance easily made In less than two when no obstacles are interposod. Throo of tho retreating force dallied too long at a bridge, and were ridden down and captured by a do. tachment of tho enemy. There were no other losses. Tho chief difficulty exixirl enced waa duo to tho number of parallel roads occasionally converging that ran through the country traTorsod. Tho ro treating nartv had to kum scouts con stantly ahead picking up the lay of thai land and bringing in reports, to pro tect thomBolvou from tho danger of being Hanked on soma of those roads and cut off entirely at a con verging point. In a country with one gooa main roaa ana but few side roads tho suooeas or a blcyclo corps in obstruct ing tho passage of an enemy would bo much greater. Bloyclcs havo not yot been Introduced in tho British regular army, but If their success among tho volunteer continues, it Is expected that a similar corps will bo organized In each regular rvguueni. rnew rora nun. The stern of a departing ferryboat Is more polite than that of other boat. U THE COLUMBIAN, VOl . XXII.NO 39 UOLTJMHIA DBMOORAT, VOl LI1, NO S7 ' THE CONFEDERATE PRESS. HOW SOUTHERN PAPERS WERf PRINTED IN WAR TIMES. pcam ty of Taper and Taper Mailing M a terlAla Straits of Publishers of ltmilcs nnd Sheet Muslo Botiff Hooks, Trrt Kind Tftmplett Kow Korela. Bide by sldo with tho reports of battles' and tho records of peaco commissions, congresses and legislatures, tho 'blurred . columns of tho Confederate press were wofit to .teem with domostlo recipes for cheap dishes, directions for raising nnd utilizing various vegetablo pAiducts, in, Btructlons for making much of Httlo In matters pertaining to overy phnso of household llfo. Hard by a list of dead and woundod would stand a rcclpo for tanning dog skins for gloves; wliilo tho paragraphs just succeeding tho closing column of tho description of a naval en gngomont off Hampton roads wero direc tions for tho use of boncsot as n Bubstl tuto for qulnlno. Tho Journals of that day wero printed usually upon tho poorest paper, made of straw and cotton rags, and so brittle that tho slightest touch mutilated It. Tho ink, llko tho paper, was of tho cheapest and commonest, and left Its Impression, not only on tho faco of tho sheet, but on tho hands no loss than on tho mind of tho reader. Few fonts of now typo found their way Into the Confederacy during tho war, and at the end of four years tho facilities for printing had como to a low ebb. It was no uncommon thing for publishers to lssuo half sheets In lieu of a completo paper, with scarcely an apology to subscribers for tho curtailment of their literary and nows rations. It was gen erally understood that tide hay pencd only through 'stem necessity, and not from any disposition on tho part of the news paper men to glvo less than an equivalent for tho subscription prlco. Somotlmes tho Journal which on yester day appeared in all tho glory of a six column page was today cut down to a four column half .sheet, or publication was suspended with tho announcement that the stock fit materials had been ex hausted, and that as soon ns tho offlco could bo replenished publication would bo resumed. Eagerly as tho rough sheets wero.looked for and closely aa ,thoy were read, n diminution of matter In them, or a failure to appear, caused only passing comment or dissatisfaction. Men's minds wero so filled with the thousand things that each day brought forth about them, there wore bo many rumors in tho air, and nows flow bo rapidly oven without news paper aid, as to cause them not too greatly to miss that which today has come to bo ono of tho veriest necessities of American llfo a dally Journal full of all tho doings of all the world. Sometimes ovon tho coarse straw paper failed tho publishing fraternity whon an edition was absolutely Imperative, yet In such emergency tho luventlvo talentnover deserted them. It was considered a won derful Journalistic feat on tho part of Its publishers for Tho Vlckburg Cltlzon, dur ing tho slego of that city, to mako Its ap pearanco, when all other resources had failed, upon wall paper. Publish crs of books and sheet muslo oc cupied a scarcely less helpless condition than tho nowspaper peoplo. Their solo grounds of superiority consisted in tho fact that tho demands upon them were not so urgent. Tho girl who sang to her soldier lover tho popular songs of that time, "Lorena," 'iWhen This Cruel War Is Over," "Tho Standard Bearer," or "Harp of the 6outh,''iwhlch wero all duly advertised "at tho retail prlco of $1 per shoot; tho trado supplied, howovor, at half off , with an. additional discount where 100 of ono pi ccoaroordored,"dld not experience that immcdlato and Insistent need of tho song and its muslo which men and wo men aliko felt for tho nowspaper that would tell them where tho last battlo had been fought, which army had been vic torious, wno naa been promoted and who had fallen. Tho fateful colftmn might contain ovll or good report of bouio dear ono, .and Its coming was full of interest and apprehension. Yet tho Bhect music, printed llko tho newspapers, In tho rough est style, upon tho commonest paper, with now and then a caricatured litho graphic likeness of BOmo Confederate gen eral on tho tltlo page, continued to bo sola ana sung, oven tnougn its prlco ran from $1 to $2 per sheet. War songs and war music wero tho or der of tho day, and tho soldiers In tho camps and tho small boys In ragged jack ets snouteu wiin an equal zest; The despot's heel U on thy ahoro I or Farewell forever to tho Btar spangled banner! from diminutivo naner covered books of martial ballads. Tho Httlo' song books cost anywhere from two and a half to llvo Confederate dollars, and their con tents, with a few notable exceptions, wero as uiodlocro as the paper on which they were printed. Tho sentiment was thoro, nevertheless, and this was cared for by tho singers moro than tho music or tho lyrical or literary excellence of the songs. 1 he missionary and religious publish ing houses nover ceasod their praise worthy labor of printing tracts and Samphlcts for distribution among the Boi lers, but publications of a moro ambi tious or secular standard wero very few. wow and then some adventurous firm in Richmond or Charleston or Now' Orleans would issuo a badly printed edition of a now novel, reproduced from a copy smug- gieu in "inrougn me lines or Drought uy tho blockade runners from Nassau, Still, even "John Halifax, Gentleman," and "Los Mlserables," which first appeared in tho south in this way and this dress, lost much of their attractiveness lu tholr Con federate garb of inferior Ink, bad typo and worse paper. A. C. Gordon In The Century. Flshlns: for Husbands. Recently thero was a gathering of young married couples In Loulsvlllo, and the conversation turned on tho manner In which tho wives had secured their hus bands. Ono had paved tho way to tho altar by making a faco at tho rated one becauso sho thought he had stared at her Impudently. Ho admired her mettle, and Bought an introduction. Another made tho acquaintance of the man who is now her husband by accidentally sousing him with a pan of dishwater, which she tossed out of tho kitchen window Into an alley lust in time to catch him as ho was pass lug. Tho ono that was, howover,-voted to ba the most novel was tho experience of a young man connected with the mn nlolpal government. The latter was in the habit of passing, un his way home, the residence of the young lady who is now his better half, and ono evcnkig, out of a spirit of mischief, sho "accidentally on purposo" turned tho hose on him. lie faced about, blushed violently, and stam mered a "thank you" In response to her roguish smile, and from that moment he know ho was fated. Chicago Herald. A Sister's Ufght. She George, doar, I don't qulto llko tho way you go on with Ethel White. And sho la as familiar as a sister would bo. Hoei-Yes, darling, that relationship was established last June at Saratoga. Now York Sun, Horhes of the World. Considering tho very Important roles which cavalry and artillery play In the art of modfcrn warfare it is an interesting fnot'to know tho total rmmlMrnf nnlnmu whloh tho leading countries of tbo world can throw into tho field of battle. It is equally interesting to Jtaow that tho stat Isttmn, in formulating his tables places tlto'Unlted States In second place. Tho following is tho list, according to the lato statistics furnished tho war department a tvasmngtoni Russia. 21,670,000 horsos; America, y,ouv,uuu; tno Argentine itcpubiio, -J.uw, AAA. ...... i - o kVwi rvn. n n o.n YyVt nnmrm, u,uwtvwt uuiumuy, o,oju,- OOOj France. 2.800,000 and 800,000 mules; England. S.MO.OOO; Canada, 2,021,000; Spain. 060,000 horses and 2.800.000 mulesi Italy, 2,000.000; Belgium, 8S3.O00; Don mark, 810,000; Australia, 801,000; IIol land, 125.000, and Portugal, 68,000 horses and 50,000 mules. Now York Mail and MIDNIOHT. $ IU night's mldglory-Earth, to calm, aa atflf, On conch of apace Is wrapped In slumbor'a spell ( How soft and pure her bosom's rounded aireA . 'Neath fleecy robns, and placid radiance abed Trom aljrer orb, like watoher'a lamp, o'er head I While atarry reglona dimly throng and fill Her airy chamber, whence all aotmd la fled Save breath of rising prayor, or whir of wjojra Aa angela vtewlasa pan, or heavenward amtnga The guardian vho hath-wrought'th Father's MIL Mldolghtand moonlight, alienee, 'tan and Ood Bubllmeat height Diurnal Tlmo hath trod. DJward McCarthy In Woman, 'A Fnnerat In Jlrltlsli Honduras. It was In British Honduras that I first attended a volorio, or tho ceremony of watching with a corpse. Tho family homo consisted of n filnglo,long and nar row apartment, roundod at each end, with earthen floor and roof thatched with gunva leaves. From tho ctobs polos hung a fow hammocks, and in tho mlddlo if the room, upon a rndo blor mado of two boards up hold by casks, lay the doad woman, with a,WQo Infant clasped In her arms, Tho faco o( tho : mother, who could not havo Ixjon moro than 14 years old, was calm and vcacofdl, but that of tho baby waa Btrangoly distorted, as if terrified with Ira brief look on llfo. Fresh flowers were scattered upon tho scarlet blanket that partially covered tho still figures; lighted candlfcs Btood nt tho head and foot, and near b)"8at the Bisters and parents of tho dead woman, sllont and Bad, Inquiring why tho husband and father was not among tho mourners, I was carelessly In formed, as 'though It was nothing to causo remark, that la brobraorta (the poor dear girl) had nevor been wedded; and as for tho father qulen sabo? A great crowd occupied tho house of mourning, laughing nnd Jesting ns though tho occasion waa ono of rejoicing rather than sorrow. Many wero playing cards. Outside, under a pomegrnnato tree, refreshments were spread, nnd muslo and uproar resounded In startling Incongruity with tho dread mystery of death. Cor. Philadelphia Record. Plant a Ixinibanly Poplar. Professor Asa Gray observed that tho reason which lies at tho bottom of the f enoral belief on tho continent of Europo hat lightning strikes tho Lombardy pop lar trees In preference to others Is coming to light. Green herbago and green wood sappy wood aro excellont conductors of electricity. A treo is shattered by lightning only when the dlschargo reaches tho naked trunk or naked branches, which are poorer conductors. An old fashioned Lombardy poplar, by Its height, by its comploto covering of twigs and small branches, and their follago, down almost to tho ground, and by its sappy wood, makes a capital lightning rod, and a cheap ono. Happily no ono can patent It and .bring it round in a wagon nnd insist upon trying it. To mako It surer tho treo should stand In moist ground or near water, for wet ground is a good conductor and dry Boll a poor ono. It is recom mended to plant a Lombardy poplar near the houso and another closo to tho barn. If tho ground Is dry the noarer the well tho battor, except for tho nulsnuco of tho roots that will get into it. Bos ton Budget. Ahead of the nine Tlilovos. "I havo no doubt that tho Jewelers in tnls city lose $10,000 or $10,000 a year from jlng thieves," said a John Btrcot loweler a few days ago. "Tho ring thief Is usually well dressed nnd respectable in his appoaranco. Ho calls for sovcral trays of rings, and whllo he is talking to tho clerk manngos to steal a ring. Ft is impossible to refuse to placo a tray of rings before a customer, so I have hit upon tho following schemo: Through each row of rings I run a steel rod; thoso rods arck attached to on Iron frame, with hinges at ono end and a lock at tho other. Whon a customer wishes to look at tho rings I hand out this rack. When neces sary, I can tnko off any ring by unlocking tho frame. This has proved a great saving. " Now York Sun, The First Commercial Advertisement. An English antiquarian has boen delv ing among old newspaper files and has discovered what ho says is tho first com mercial advertisement over printed in a nowspaper. It appeared In The Morcurlus Politicus, of London, dated Sept. 80, 1058. It runs as follows: "That Excollent and by all Physltians approved China Drink called by all the Chlneans Teha, by other Nations Tav alias Too, is sold at tho Sul tauoss Head Cophee House, in Sweeting's Rents, by tho Royal Exchange, London." At tho dato of this advertisement tea had beri used in England about forty years, but tho prico was extremely hlghi often reaching 20 per pound. Chicago Herald. A New Dross Material. The invention of o now dress material promises to glvo rise to a now Industry of no Insignificant proportions. It is an artificial silk, which Is Bald to bo an excel lent imitation of tho natural product and Is mado of a kind of collodion, to whloh has been added perchlorido of iron and tannio acid. Tho process of manufacture is somewhat long and complicated, and it remains to bo seen whether tho material can bo produced cheap enough to competo with tho work of tho silkworm. Chicago News. . i Oil for Iaibrlcatlnc Purposes. Tho Italian admiralty havo recently causod to bo carried, out a number of ex periments with a view to testing tho comparative merits of castor oil and of ollvo oil for lubricating purposes onljoard ship. From the- results obtained thoy i . .. i i . .I... i . . , . . J un v tjivvu uruers mub iiencoiortn ail ex- cated exclusively with castor oil, while ... i i ,. 1 1 . . i . , - . , , iiiuioim una uru iu uo useu ior cyiinacr and similar lubrication. Scientific Anieri- "IinctoriiiK OKI Time." A. STItlKINO PICTURE A REVIVAL OF OlD T1MB SIMPLICITIES. Iu one of Harper's Issues Is given a very fine Illustration of Roberts' celebrated painting, known as "Doctoring Old Time," t represents a typical oiu-timcr, witn nts bellows, blowing the dust from an ancient clock, with Its cords and weights carefully secured. One of tbsse clocks la this gen eration Is appreciated only as a raro relic. The suggestive name, "Doctoring uia Time," brings to our mind another vorslon ot tue title, useu ior another purpose, UKl lltno Doctoring." Wo learn, through a reliable source, that ono of tho enterprising proprietary medi cal firms of the country, has been for years investigating tho formulas and medical preparations used in the beginning of this century, anu even teiore, witn a view ot ascertaining why people In our greatgrand fathera' time enjoyed a health and physical vigor bo seldom found in tho present gen eration, iney now tuinK mey nave secur ed tho secret of secrets. They Hud that the prevailing opinion that then existed, that "Nature has a remedy for every exist ing disorder." was true, and acting under this belief, our grandparents used the com mon hrrb9 and plants. Continual trespass upon tho forest domain, has made theso herbs leas abundant and has driven them further from civilization, until they have been discarded, as remedial agents be cause ot the difficulty of obtaining them. 11. II. Warner, proprietor or Warner's safe euro and founder of the Warner oh, servatory, Rochester, N. Y., has been pressing investigations in this direction, Into the annuls of old family histories, un. til ho has fccured somo very valuable for mulas, from which his firm Is now prcpar. ing medicines, to ho sold by all druggists. They will, wo learn, bo known under tho general tltlo of "Warner's Log Cabin Rem edies." Among these medicines will be a "sarsaparilla," for tho blood and liver. 'Log Cabin hops and buchu remedy," for tho stomach, etc., Log Cabin cough and consumption remedy," "Log Cabin hair tonic," "Log Cabin extract," for intornal and external use, ami an old valuable dis covery for catarrh, called "Log Cabin roso cream." Among Hie list is also n "Log Cabin plaster," and a "Log Cabin liver pill." From tho number of remedies, It will bo seen that they do not propose to euro all diseases with ono preparation. It la be lieved by many that with these remedies a new era Is to dawn upon Buffering human. Uy and that tho close nt tho nineteenth century will see theso roots and herbs, as compounded under tho tltlo of Warner's Log Cabin remedies, as popular ns (hey wero at its bcginlng. Although they como In tho form of pioprlttary medicines yet they will ho nouo tho less welcome, for suffering humanity has becomo tired of modern doctoring anil tho public has great confidence in any remedies put up by tho firm ot which 11. II. Warner is tho head. Tho peoplo havo bccome8uspiclous ot tho effects of doctoring with poisonous drugs. Few realize the injurious effects following tho prescriptions of many modern phytl. clans. These effects of poisonous drugs, already promiucut, will becomo moro pro nounced m comlne generations. Tluru- Iforo wo can cordially with tho old-fashioned new remedies tho best of success.