morris in n r afds, u Fitirz ATTOUNICYATLAW, OrriORKront Uitoni, Over Pogtofllo'o. m,0()MSIIUltU, I'A, JiU-MAIZE ATTOKNK Y-AT-LAW, Orripfc Koora No. 8, COLUMBIAN building. ULOOMS11UHO, PA. Jan. wthlBa,tr. ' jr u: FUNK, ATTOllNh tf-AT-LAW. OjBCQ in Cat's Building. ltowTOa.lh J OHN M. CLAUK, ATroitNKY-AT-LAW AND JU-sTfCE OF THE 1'EAfJE. 11LOOM8BURO, It uuicv uvur Moyor nros. urug Btoro. G '1 W.MILLER, ATTORNBy-AT-LAW. Offlceln Urower'Bbulldlog.secondtloor.room Nojl Bloomsburg, pa. O FRANK ZAHR, ATTOliNEY-AT-LAW. Bloomuburg, Pa, omce corner of Contra ana Main streets. Clark liuiiuiug. Can bo consulted In Oormnn. Q.EO. E. EL-WELL ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ULooMBiimia, Pa, Ofllce on second floor, third room of Col UMiiiAN llulldlug, Muln struct, below Ex chango Hotel. pAUL E. WIIIT, " Attorney-at-Law. omco In Columbian Uuiidino, Third noor. BLOOMSBURG, PA. V. WHITE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BLOOMSBURQ, PA. .Offlco In -lowers' Building, 2nd.fl.oor. may 1-tf a, XMOM. L. B. WIHTtS8TnM. KNORR & WINTERSTEENj A.ttorneys:at-Littw. ortloo la 1st National Bank, building, second floor, flrstaoortothelutt. Corner ot Main Mid-Mnrkei strasts Bloomsburg, Pa. "ShJJemum and Bourtiii Collected. F, P. B1LI.MEYEU, DISTRICT ATTORNEY.) ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, 30fllco over Dcntlcr'a Bloomsburg, Pa. slioo sinre, apr-5J0.86. w H. RUAWN. ATTORNEYr-AT-LAjW.. , 'catawlasa, Pav OHceicornerot nurd and Malnstreota 'JOliAEL F. EYERLY, OonycyAncer, Collector of 'Claimc. -AND LEGAL ADVICE IN THE. SETTLEMENT OF ESTATES, C nr-Otrico In Dentlcr's building with F. r. BUI meyer,-attorney-at-lawr front rooms, sndfloor uioomaosrg, va. iayr--r. f) lLIlONonAA. ROBBIN& Offlco and residence. West First strect-Blooms- ourg.'ra. uuvso:j(i;r, T-B."McKELVY, M.'D.',Hnr;eon"arirlPri , nlclan, north side Main street.below Market rR. J. O. BUTTER, PIITBIOIAN 4SUR0K0N, Office, North Market street, BloomabnrK, f OR. WMi Pbyslctan. M. REBER .Surgcom anil Office corner of Koclc and Murkel treet.t ESTABLISHED 1870. J J. BROWN. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Ofllce and residence on Third street near Metho dist chunlu Diseases ottbo cyo a specialty. EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TL7BBS, PROPRIETOR BL00M3BUEQ, FA. OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE. Large and contenlent Bample rooms. Hnth roomj hot aLd cold water; ana an modern TonTeniencesi B F. EARTH AH BiraxsiKis rni rotLowina AMERICAN INSURANCElCOJirANlK! North American ot Philadelphia. FrankUn, " " Pennsylvania, " " York, ot Pennsylvania. Hanover, of N. V. Queens, ot London. North British, ot London. Office on Market street, No, t, Bloomsburg. OCt. 14. 1- KSTABUSHED 16115. HE. P. EiUTZ (Soceessor to Freaa llrown) COMflHIES BtrRXSIMTID: Ansets Btna Fire Ins. Co., of llartford,,, t ,5ss,sa(i7 llartlord of Hartford t,Vf.m.V! I'hoonlx of Hartford 4,T:tut'.u3 tiprlngileld ot isptltigoeld a,0U9,U03.uti Plro Association, l'hlladelphia 4,M2,7M.i 41uardlan ol London S0.Wi3.3i3.71 Phoenix, of London fVJUHil.41 Lancashire of England(U. a. branch) i,64s,nn.oa itoyal ot England " " 4,8JS,M4.00 Mutual Heneat Llfo Ins. Co. ot New. ark, N.J - 41,3711,828 38 Uosbcsproroptly adjusted and paid at this office. WIRE INBURANCE BCnniSTiAN y, knapp, bloomhbuhu.pa, HOME, OF N. T. MX9MKHUUANTS', OF NEWARK, N. J. ' LINTON, N. Y. PEOPLES' N. Y. HRATtlNfl. I'A. GERMAN AMERICAN 1N8. CO..NEW YORK. QREENWICII INN. CO., NEW YUHK. JERSEY CITY FIRE INS. CO., JERSEY nlTV. N. .1. These nin oOBpoaAtiONS art well seasoned by mta RndviRETicaTKDand have never ret had a loss settled by any court of law. Their assets are .lllnvestedlasoi.ru sxcpbitiis aro Hallo to the baiardof naonly. Lossob rBOunxr and donistlt adjusted and 4ald as soon as determined oy uiikistun r. KHArr, srxcui. aoimt and Adjcstkb Bloohsscbo, Thopeoploof Columbia county Bhould natron Its the agency where losses It any are sottled and pal 1 by one of ther own citizens. QQPROM1TNESS, EQUITY, FAIR DEALING. w U. HOUSE, DENTIST, Bioombburo, Columbia County, Pa l4ll8tylesot work donoln a superior mancer.work waxranteuas repreaontea, tiith iuinivr d witqoot Paim by the use of Oao, and rroeot ohargo when artinclal teeth arelnserted. Offlco In Barton's liulldlucr, Main street, ticlow Market, tlve doors below Klelm'i drug store, Urst Uoor. 7o be apen at all fiouri during (he rfaj N0V1W.17 Exehanqe Hotel UENSOW, PA. TiiA iindprRlL.nrd lina leased this well.known house, and la prepared to accommodate the publlo with all the convei lencea ot a mat-class hotel. SltrajfT) JJ11I IlFI!. proprlflor. Irfinp, llAKfc.lt JC1.U. Ull ,11a. II licit.!. fdkiaii hi nnM.iu c:a tlRlh Sua tllltl. IMn Oar in.t ltl.uun f ra.lutor kaoir la.UupfortrUlpbekai; Aatlre.sa.abov, noTUa.eOoir, GET YOUR JOH PRINTING DONE AT THE it BITTENBENDEB, Proprietor. U Run! Lowest to!! D S MDRSS $ CO. 1IKADQ.UARTKRS KOK Stcinwuy, SoIhbici, Krsuiicli &,lsicli Fischer, Euicrsoii, Pease wmmm, AND THK CELKIIRATRII Wilcox & White Organs. "EiTlManos "lined and licnolreil liv com. potent workmen. Send for Catalogues. 21 WEST TIIIKD ST., Williarunnort. Pa. novii-87-iy. ffl. C. SLOAN & BRO. BLOOMSI5UKG, PA. Manufacturers of CARRIAGES BUQQIES, PHAETONS SLEIOHS, PLATFORM WAGONS AC First-class work always on band. REPAIR WO NBA II. Y J) ON A. Meet reduced to tuit the timet. lltislnesq men who have tried It And It. prenl.lv to their advantage to nave Account Hooks made to order, to suit their special needs, livery kind ot Blank Hook, with or v. 11 bout printed headings, Check Hooks and Huled Blanks I make In tho Lest manner at honcKt prices, unexcelled lacllltles for Numbering. Kvletlnir. Perforating. Punchlnir and Mnmnlng. Work for county and borough ofllces especially solicited. Miscellaneous Hook Hlndlng ot the highest class. Missing magazines supplied. Muraai anu particulars cncertuiiy lurnisucu. J. W. RAIDER, 7 and 9 Market St., WILKES-BARRE. seplo-lyc&bro. AT Eiisht Colored in and 4-Button CUTAWAY SUITS, WITH LOW CUT VESTS. Fine Dink Blue and Black Worsteds. Corkscrew, Broad- wale Diagonal and Block Worst ed in Sacks and Cutaways, and HANDSOME a .special leader at $5.00 . Very Pretty Children's SUITS Plain or pleated and belted in dark and Jimi t colors. PRINCE ALBERTS in all qualities. NICE LIGHT SPRING Sailor Suits with Blue and Gray, also, KILT SUITS with Pleated Skirt Children AT for smaller INSURANCE AGENCY OF J. II. MAIZE, Olllcu 2nd floor Columbian Hulldlug, IiLOOMSHUKG, PA. LIFE. Noilliwislern Masonlo Aid ! Association, mem, tenuis. PoldtobcueilcliirlesH.05!,M!.IT. In. Buret non Masons. Travelers Lite and Accident ot Hartford. FIRE. urivuKTil. nf KPW York. M.tS3.1lhl.S4 A MERIUAN of I'lilladelphla, H'S'.-SJi'S HIAUAHA ol New York. $a,8B0.47.yi Liverpool, I ondou and uiooe nre insuruuce t-u., of London, the largett In tto world, and the lav t.artnl rt tmiilnn A liberal thaie ot tlio buElnesa la respectfully LOWEIBERGS eollciua and baiuuacuon guaruuievu. J, II. MAIZE, Agent. June 1,113, tf. lie BLOOMSBTJ11G, PA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, C3KOWW ACRE ID THE BEST BURNING OIL THAT CAN BE MADE FROM PETROLEUM. It gives a brilliant light, it, will urn, smoke tlm chimneys. It will not char tho wick. It has a high lire test, it will not explode. It Is pro-eiuineutly a family sitety oil. WE CHALLENGE COMPASI.ON With any other Illuminating oil made We Stake Our Reputation, As refiners, upon tho statement that It 13 THE BEST OIL IN THE Y 0111.1). Ask your dealer for CROWN ACME. Trade for Bloomsburg and Vicinity Surplled by MOYER BRO Bloomsburg, Pa. scpWy. CLOTHING! CLOTHING! -:o: G. W. BERTSGH, THE MERCHANT TAILOR. Dents9 Furnishing Goods,Bats & Gaps OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. Suits inftdo to order at short notice ami a fitalwavs iniaranteoii or no sale. Call ami uxamino tho largest and best flek'cted stock of goods ever shown in tjoliimliia county. Btorc next door to First National Bnnk, MAIN STREET, Bloomsburg; Pa. Thlslnsttuulonls a hlch crade Business Col lege, giving Instruction In every department ot uuMnesT eaucaiion. in auauion xo mo regular business courbo It makes n sneclalty ot Phono graphy, Tspe-wrltlng, Telegraphy, and Ornainen- iai 1 1 mnausuip.. ini iiiujiut'i.i. iraiuru ui iiiu uuiuiurenii uuurst? 11 nn pruuuuiu cuaruuter. Ncarleery set ot twoki has been taken from nrsi-ciass business estnoiisnments, and a largo proportion ot the course in oook.Kceping la made up from our system ot actual business practlco, unsuroasbed In the sclentltlc nnnllcatlon to mod. em buslnt sa methods A Mrcer nronortlon ot our graduates regularly obtain ilrst-clnsi positions man irom any oiner commercial couege in mo siaie learDcgins Aug. yy, imi-. ror circulars nddrcss . v. L. I) KAN, Principal. July a, St Kingston, I'a. CratluanH m t"t to riitl n. I -..tit.'., i. . aug3d-lt. rtTTUC! RHVOLV Hlf. Heml stamp for urlee list W W W I to J011.NS10N & MJN, llttsburg, Penn. nug :i-d-4t. Hay evt'i' CatarrH mi in fin til Pil yiii( tt,,j nrti.u ll.tlt.fl til d tear-duct and thru The acrid dlschar trtls accomihintea with a miming nensa lion. Tttere are severe ttitasiMt of sneezing. frequent attatks qt fieaaaiHet watery ana. tnjtamett eyes. Try tlie Cure. ELY'S HAY-FEVER Anartlclo Is nnnlled Into each nostril and Is agreeable.- Price W cents at Druggists,- by mall. registcreu, w cis. j-;i, iiiiuiiii,it, to vvara'n Street, New York, nug3-d-ru J.R. SMITH & CO. LIMITED. MILTON, Pa., Okai.kus in PIANOS By the following well known makers; Cliickcrintr, Knabc, Weber, Hallet & Davis. Can also furnish any of tho cheaper makes at manufacturers prices. Do not buy a piano be ioro getting our prices. .o. .Catalogue and Price Lists On rippl ioatiou. aepu--w.it. Wanted at once a responsible party ot good address to represent A NEW WORK, HON. THOS. E. HILL, Author of HiU'n Manila) of pouial and Iliieincm KorniH, in Bloomsburg and ohlja ojinty An' excellent Opportunity to .ecuro a good poiltlon nnil 'MAKK 'MONEY. Shies cuu hu madq ton the Installment ' rlan wlfeh 'ileSifi'd, Address for terms and particulars, Dill IflJ'tll Rm! h milRnnMI Ulll UkQUUaiU UVVft UVi) iUVHDIIill) 103 State St., CHICAGO, ILL. July 0 4w. cmrt C3nn MONTH can be made 21UU UJ wJUU walking for us. Arcntspro ..rr,i wim run lurnlsh their own horsea and glvo their whole time to the butlness, Spare momenta may bo profitably cmrloreo also. A row vocan. ciea In towns and ollles. U. P. Johnbom & Co, I r C!j!1-s-, trie, t'.u. f .r Ur. i f y t jf (,ii,",'j. -'tii'Jtwt i.icmit3 jfrl)sf,f lwli.Mlntrreu!inti T-'lLil'it-S' WtLXS tttm, in mill r Cili-tp. W&mm Help Wanted! DUELS AND DUELISTS. AN OLD MASTER AT ARMS' COMMENT ON BOULANQER. Tlio French Oenernl's Pntnl Impetuosity, Fighting with n I'orclgiiei Tlio Codo In Variou. Countries Rescued from an !: tremrly Imbnrrn.lng Predicament, Thoro Is no man living who baa fought more real, hard, to tlio death duels than Col. Monstcry, tho veteran dlsclplo of the art of runntnp ono's follow man through tho ribs. Col. Monstcry has fonght duels In Europe, In Mexico, &juth nnd Central America nnd other countries whoro the sword la tho arbltor of tho quarrel. To a reporter who enjoyed n chat with him tho other day, the colonel explained why Gou. Boulanger's courso in his recent encounter had damaged his (Boulanger's) rcptitntlon as a gioat soldier. ''Gen. Iioulaugor," said ho, In his brisk way, "from what 1 Icnrn by tho papers, brought nbont his defeat by Ids lack of coolnoss nnd consequent fury of attack, Ho rushed blindly on his too, losing all sight of prudence and skill In tho desire to Inflict Injury, For nn oxpert swords man to ovorcomo such an attack Is an easy matter llo has only to wait coolly for his antagonist to leavo an opening and then sail In. Doulangor's fatal Impotuoslty In this Instauco Is tlio best pmlblo proof, to the vlow of any soldier, of Ids lack of ability to command. Such a man maltcs a good fighter In ordinary warfare, but no commander. IIo Is fitted to oboy orders; to glvo them noverl I have admlrod Boulaugor until now, and looked for great things from him as a general. But In my Judgment ho has no dlscrutlon. His conduct In this duel Justifies tho supposi tion that In a groat conflict, In which two great armies woro engagod, ho would act In precisely tho samo way as ho did In his fight with Floquoti ho would hazard all on ouo desperate move, nnd na a result loso. Tills, mind you, Is tho vlow of on old soldier, and 1 tell yOu It can't bo wrong. A hot head makes a good fighter, but no general." Passing on to n general commentary on duollng, past and present, Col. Monstcry expressed tho koeuost contempt for tlio averago French duel of tho day. It Is tho oxpllclt understanding, ho said, that when two Parisian gentlemen of today deddo to aottlo a quarrel with tho rapier, tho first flow of blood, no matter by which re ceived, Bhall end tho conibnt. IIo thought tho existenco of this understanding was tho French government's protoxt for its recognition of duollng as a national In stitution. "There are, of courso, occasional excep tions to tlds rulo," ho added, "and there Is nearly always an exception when one of tho combatants Is a foreigner. A French man will always kill a forelgnor In a duel if ho can, particularly if It Is an English man. This was tho caeo in tho famous duel between Air. Dillon, an English Jour, nallst, and the Duko do Orammont do Chartrouset, which took placo In Paris eighteen or twonty years ago. Tho duko was a thorough master of tho rapier, and tho Englishman know nothing of tho weapon. At tho very first assault tho duko, by a skillful play, sont Ids adver sary's sword Hying from his hand. IIo then sprang llko lightning on his un armed udversary and ran him through. As fought today, however, tho French duel with swords is mere child's play and Is always ended at tho Ilr6t scratch. It Is different, of course, whon tho duel Is fought with pistols. Firearms cannot bo iooieu wun sateiy, ana aro much more likely to kill than to malm. There was an instauco of this In Paris a fow weeks .go, whon an artist shot doad at tho first iro a Journalist who had tod haishl v erltl. cisod fcomo of his pictures. "Whon a lTonclunnn who Is challenged to fight a duel choosos pistols as tho wcapous, ono may know ho means husl noas. Ills choice of swords onlv means a Mttio theatrical display and a reconcilia tion. It Is evident, though, that tho Floquot-Boulantrcr affair was nnrlnna enough. Boulauger plainly meant to kill lils adversary, nnd whon Floqnet saw what ho was at I have no doubt but that ho fought to kill also. No man can seo another striving to tuko his llfo and not return tho compliment. Between you and mo, I think liouhfuger was In great luck. A man who employs tho tactics ho did In tho preseuco of a skillful swordsman will bo lulled In nlno casoa out uf ten." With regard to tho codo in other coun tries, Col. Moustcroy remarked that tho men of Moxico and tho Central American republics were tho fiercest and most la voterato duelists. IIo recalled tho famous duel of twenty years ago In tho City of Moxico, between Col. Garcia, an Ameri can, and Col. Mejea, a Mexican, itlflcs were tho weapons used, and Col. Garcia, who was lamo, chose to fight sitting In a chair. IIo never roso from tho chair, though, for tho rango was short, and tho Moxican shot him dead ut the first flro. Col. Monstcry has in his studio tho rec ords of an Instanco whoro ho was able, on tho shortest kind of notlco, to oxtrlcato a truculent young man from an oxtremcly embarrassing predicament. IIo was sit ting In his olQco In Now York ouo gloomy evening In 1B71, when thoro was a nerv ous knock on tho door. "Como in," cried ho, and on tho Invitation there entered a young man, who provod on inquiry to bo ono Col. Canzl, a soldier of tho days of Garibaldi, who Immediately began to un fold tho talo of his plight. IIo was under contract, It seemed,' to fight at dawn with Gen. Fardolla, also a tried and courageous veterau. Tho weapons to bo used woro sabcra, and Canzl know about as much of handling n Baber as ho did of cooking a Welsh raroblt. IIo needed sleep badly, and two hours was all ho had In which to learn ouough to savu his llfo. Thoso blessed two hours tho colonel employed In teaching hlra two vicious cuts, cither ono of which, If well deliv ered, was calculated to cut eff his udver. eary in his prlmo. IIo was told to bido his tlmo, wear tho general out bv dofen- Blvo tactics, and then send his cut homo at the proper moment. Canzl dopartod .full of hope, and followed out Ids orders to tho letter. After twenty minutes of hard fighting, during which ho success fully rcpellod Fardella'a uttacks, ho do llvcrcd ono of his two cuts with nnch win sclentlous effect that tho general's sword arm was silt clear from elbow to waist. completely disabling him. The press of tno country teemed wun extended no; counts oi tho attair, and canzl was over afterward regarded as a bad mau with tho saber. Inter Ocean Intcrvlow, L'fifor In tho Metropolis. I should imngino that cider had bocomo as popular a bovorago In Now York as It Is In Maine. Wherover I go In tho hum bler quarters of tho town I como on elder shops. ineyvcnu uuiiermiiit ana pop bocr. too. I behove, but cider Is certainly thoir chief commodity, and I havo never seen a elder shop In which I did not also soo pooplo drinking cider. Soma fifteen years ago a speculative individual opened a elder shop in ui;unleasod storoon Brood way, "Tho boverago was advertised as manufactured on tho promises, and in tho window of tho shop was a mlnlaturo elder Ercss, which waB operatud by a miserable, ig dog that tolled on a treni mill all day ana nan tno uigui xurougii. i ucucvojur, Henry Berch put an end to thla estah llshmcnt and some others that sprang up In imitation ot it. Slnco then tho elder Industry has ovl dently Bottlod on n logttimato basis, That It has already enjoyed tho developing In fluonces of civilization Is ovldoncod by tho fact that In ouo of tho shops on tho east Bldo whoro I droppod In to satisfy tho cravings of thirst uud curiosity at ouo and tho samo time, I read announcements of "elder and milk," "Bplccd cider," "hot mulled cider ' and half a dozen other curi ous combinations. I ho champion combl cation of all, however, tho Immortal and eoul onthralllng "stono foneo,' was, pci hnps fortunately for tho patrons, absent from tho lUt, Alfred Trumblo In Now ork Nowa. Jealousy of I'rlemlihlp. Onr very best friends havo a tincture of Jealousy oven In their friendship: and whan they hear us praised by othera will asciiooii tq binisicr anu miorcsiou mo. tlve If they can. Colton. REVIVING THE DROWNED. Tlio Method Used In New York Uarlior. llzpllctt Direction. Tlio fdllowltnr method of Dr Howard Is used In Now York' harbor. Rulo 1 Upon tho nearest dry spot oxposo tho patient to a i roo current oi air; rip mo cioining awny from tho waist and glvo a stinging slap upon tho pit of tho stomach. If this falls to nrouso the patient, proceed to forcoaud drain away tho water which hns tmtorod tho stomach, according to rulo S. Hulo 2 Turn tho patient upon Ills face, the pit of tho Btoinnch being raised upon a folded garment, nbovo tho lovel of tho mouth. For n moment of two tnako stoady pressure upon tho hack of tho stomach and rhost, and repeat It oneo or twlco until fluid ceases to flow from tho mouth. Hulo II Qnlcklv turn tho patient unon his bock, with a bundlo of clothing be tween It bo as to ralso tho lower part of tho breast bono higher than tho rest of tho body. Kneel bosldo or astrldo of tho patient, and so place your hands upon olthcr sldo of tho pit of tho stomach upon tho front part of tho lower ribs, that tho lingers fall naturally In tho spaces bo twecn them and paint toward tho ground. Now, grasping tno waist and using your kuoes as a pivot, throw your wholo weight forward ns if you wlshod to foreo tno con tents of tho chest and stomach out of tho mouth. Stoadlly Increusd tho pressure whllo you count 1 2 I), then suddonly lot bo with n final nush. which snrlngs you into an oreet kneeling position, lio- main erect upon your Knees wuuo you count 1 2, thou throw your weight for ward and proceed ngaln as before. Iio peat tho process at first about fivo times ft minute, Increasing tho ruto gradually to about fifteen times n minute, and continuo It with the regularity of tho natural breathing, which you aro Imitating. If another person be present, let him with tho loft hand hold tho tip of tho r'jnguo out of tho loft sldo of tho mouth, with tho corner of a pocket handkerchief, whllo with tho right hand ho grasps both wrists and pins thorn to tho ground above tho patient 8 Loan. Alter treatment When breathing lirst returns, dash a llttlo cold water In tho faco. As soon as breathing lias been per foctlv rostorod. strlD and drv tho natlcnt rapidly and completely, and wrap 1dm In oianKots oniy. utve not oranuy ana wator, a teaspoonful ovcr'y fivo minutes the first halt hour, and n teaspoonful overy fifteen for an hour nftor that. If the Umbs are dry, apply friction. Allow an abundance of f rosti air, and lot tho patient havo perfect rest. Avoia aeiay, i-romptness is or tno hrst importance. A momont lost may bo a llfo lost. Waste no tlmo lu gaining shel ter. When galnod It oftcner harms than helps tho patient. However difficult this mav bo. it must bo enforced. Friends must not bo allowed to obstruct tho circulation of air, nor en gage the patient In conversation when rallying, Avoid attempts to glvo stimulants bo- foro th patient Is well ablo to swallow. It helps to obstruct respiration and may choke, tho patient. Avoid huirled, irregular motions. Tho excltomont of tho moment Is almost suro to causo this In Inoxncrlonccd hands. Just as n flickering candle, raovod care lessly, goes out, to tlio heart, when its beatings aro imperceptible, noeds but little cjoss motion to stop It. Tho move ments of rulo three should thoroforo bo pcrformod with deliberation and regu larity. Avoid an overheated room, and avoid giving up tho patient too soon to death At any tlmo within ono or two hours you may bo on tho very threshold of succoss, though no sign bo visible. Frequently succcbs has boon known to follow half nn hour's apparently useless effort. Rest and watcJjftil nursing should bo con tinued for a few days after resuscitation, or various chest troubles may ensue. Homo Physician. Tlio Camlaliar Hallway' Importance. Tho publlo generally wcro well Informed of tho progress of tho Itubslan railway to Somarcand, but llttlo has been known re garding a still more Important line that tho British have been constructing to Central Asia from tho opposlto direction. Sinco Jan. 1 this now Hue, tho Candahor railway, has been opened to Kllla Abdulla, 0,000 foot abovo tho sea lovel; and there Is now a dally service of trains between Kllla Abdulla and Quetta, with caravans from Candahor and Herat stopping at tho formor placo to unload and transport their goods onward by rail. From Quetta to Candahar tho railway will run In almost a straight lino, and Its construction will bo exceptionally difficult and expensive From Gullstan to Chaman, ou tho Candahar Bido of tho Kwnja Amrau range, tho distance Is only thirty miles, but tho estimated cost of tho railway along this port of Its course la $400,000 per mllo Ponding tho construction of tho permanent lino, It Is tho intention to open up com munication with Chaman as soon as possible, by means of n light mountain railway. Ono of tho chief features of tho permanent lino Is a tunnel two and a half mllos long, upon which English miners will lx employed. Tho importance of this railway to tho Anplo-Inulau empire can scarcely bo over estimated. As a commercial enterprise alono. It cannot fall to bo of the greatest utility, as bv It tho productions of central Asia can find n more direct outlet to tho tea than bv any other routo. But tho In dlan and British statesman will regard It as mainly of lmportanco us a means for tho transportation of troops to tho confines of India nnd central Asia In tho event of any threatening odvanco on tho port of Rus sia, or lu case of a rupture with that power. Frank Leslie's. A "Sportsmanlike" bcarecraw. A mechanical scarecrow has been in vented. Tho now Invention wprosonts a man oi "sport smanllko" appearance standing with a gun In hand ready to flro at tho first Intruder. Tho arm holding tho gun Is inado to niovo by clockwork, which is Inclosed In a strong Iron box at Its feet, and at a proper elevation It fires n shot louder than an ordinary gun. After tho report tho arm lowers. The mechan ism can bo regulated at tho owner's pleas ure by a regulator llko a clock, and only requires to bo wound up onco a day, inibllo Opinion. Cheating a Poor Machine, "DIs Is de kino er thing I weighs my friends wld. Lemmo sho' j-o'," and golnir inside nfter the crowd had dispersed Ha stepped up on the scales and dropped tho nickel In the slot, holding on to tho Btrlng. Instantly tho hand flew around to the 140 pound mark, and, looking up, tho porter laid; "Wut I tell yout Ain't It soi" Then ho pulled tho thread and out camo tho nickel. Winding It up, ho replaced It in a box In his pantaloons pocket and walked oil, chuckling to himself; "DIs tllgger wuz bo'n great." Savannah News. Workmen's Tenement Homes. Paris proposes to havo workmen's ten ement houses nftor tho Peabody plan, and tho first Btona of tho first 'eonso was re cently laid. Tho bnlldlng will havo eovon stories, and bo divided Into homes of two rooms and a kltchon, and the yearly rent of a sulto on any floor will bo $50. Now York Sun. . Tho Amemlo Honorable. "Whatl Klttla going to marry that old man Jones Just for his moueyl What will poor Ted do, after having squandered his salary In taking her driving all snmmorl" "Oh, that's all right, tho livery man hasn't been paid yet, and Jones promised Ted last night to sottlo tho bill himself." Uarpcr's liazar. India's Marrlngo Customs. Mart-logo customs lu India are to be re formed. Tlio brido and groom hereafter must havo attained tho nges of 14 and 10 respectively. Tho families will not spend so much on festivities. Chicago Globe Tho only way for a young mun to get married comfortably on $000 a year is to throw hunself ou tho generosity of his futher-lfllaw. 1888. The Toller of the Nile, Wo aro In Nubia, thecllmato, tho differ ent types of Iho uegro roco, their black Aldus displayed with a lavish disregard of dress, all remind us that wo aro Indeed In Africa, for all about us aro tho very .scones wo used tu boo In tho geography pictures whon but children. Myself a na live of tho south, and familiar with plan tation lifo In half a dozen dlfforout states, before as well as slnco tho civil war, I find theso Africans In their own country a par ticularly Interesting study. Wo havo watched them at their dally toll, and far too often aro they made to work night na well as day, until oxhanstod nature could stand no more. Thclrfood Is lentils, a grain something like barley, but tasting more like tho bean. A coorso, dry bread, that a well bred dog would not cat at homo. Sometimes n few dates as a lux ury, and this is nil. Wo buy a sheep now nnd then for tho boat's crow, and they are as ravonous over It as n pack of starving wolves. Tho crows of tho boats aro ot least docontly covered, but with a great number clothing Is unknown. Wo seo theso pooplo drawing water from tho rlvor, tolling In tho fields and laboring In the groat sugar niUls of tho Nile For my part, I can truly say that slavery was not understood by mo boforo visiting Egypt. In Intelligence and respectability the averago of those peoplo, not Blraply Nubians, but thoso of Egypt ns well, I moan, of courso, tho felaheon, do not com pare with our plantation negroes. Tho alleged cataracts aro nothing more than ranids, not as fino as thoso above Niagara falls, nor tho Lachlno of tho St. Lnwrcnco. Wo descended tho lesser ono lu a small row boat, found It exciting, with perhaps, a splco of danger In It. It was good snort to watch tho ebony Bons of tho desort leap from tho rocky cliff Into tbo seething waters of tho groat cataract, then, after a hard struggle, scamper up tho Btcep bank, and, by tho dozen, mnko our cars ring with tho din of tho national motto, "back scheash, bocksoheash," all In chorus. William Y. Hamlin in Dotrolt Freo Press Disposition of Old Letters. It Is troublo, not good, that arises from old letters. A packaga has fallen Into my care to bo disposed of as thought boat. It contains letters, bills, receipts, somo papers of voluo and others worthless. In order to sort tho chaff from iho wheat, thoy must bo carefully oxamlned. Ah, what unthought of secrets thoy dlscloso family troubles of which tho worid never dreamed; bitter heartaches whero wo thought nil was sereuo; lovo lotters, sacred for their time and placo, ridiculous now, a whlspored suspicion bf slander upon a natno wo thought was pure as Bnow, and we aro left to wonder whether it is true or false. Old letters. What can thoy bo good for? Their mission Is ended. "I may llko to read them whllo recov ering from an Illness," Bays somo ono. Pshawl ns If those would bo tonic you noeded at such a tlmol Better far a breath of pure air. Wo aro all prono to brood too much at such times, and need no such help in that direction. Let this plea for tho burning of letters bo a strong ono. Business letters should bo filed and laboled. Havo a blank book Into which to copy such dates or oxtracts as may bo of vnluo In tho futuro for references This can bo dono whon lotters aro an swered. Then burn them and seo the ashes. It Is tho Borrows Instead of tho Joys, that most letters contain. They aro tho safety valvo for deep feeling from friend to friond, good In their tlmo, but sometimes worse than usoloss In tho fu turo. Every day brings now experiences. Wo aro constantly changing, and In many cases would bo ashamed of our own let ters written ten years ago. Garfield said: "Whon you pitch your tent lot It bo among tho living, not among the dead." Sarah M. Bailey in Tho IIouso keoper. During tho Glego of Paris. A recent exhibition of French carica tures and eomlc drawings brought to tho publlo cyo once more tho ovldences of tho fact that Parisian gayety was not to bo suppressed oven by the torrlblo siego that the capital went through from tho Ger man army. Ono of theso caricatures, published during tho siege, was mado to represent a fashlou plate; various elegant ladles and gentlemen were pictured going about wrappod In mattresses, and under neath the picture was thu legend: "Fash ions for tho bombardment season." Most of theso pleasantries of tho slego turnod upon tho scarcity of food a grim subject wlilch seemed particularly inspiring to tho caricaturist of tho tlmo. A servant asks his master: "Shall I put tho horses in tho carriage today, or in the barouchor' "H'm," says the master, sighing, "you may put them in tho oven, pleasol" Not unllko this Is another caricature repre senting a servant making tho familiar an nouncement to his mistress: "Tho horses are ready, madarao." "Whati" ''Yes, raadamo thoy are on tho tablol" Such pleasantries Seem scarcely to havo been a laughing matter to tho "people who went through thoso fearful scenes, but tho Parisians must laugh at something, and theso pictures nrovo that thoy could not think of stopping their gayoty on account of such a passing Incident as a siego and a famine. Tho Argonaut. Ho Wns "Awfully Nice." In tho morning a party of St. Paul, Minneapolis and MUwaukco peoplo, about 100 in all, hired a train, went up to Wind, sor and thenco up tho Thames In steam launches. Thoy wcro n merry crowd. When the train reached Windsor tho party strolled through tho parks sur rounding tho castle, laughing and sing ing, much to tho amazement of tho slmplo villagers and awo stricken attendants. Half a dozen pretty western girls wcro romping ahead of tho main party at thu foot of tho castlo wall when they sud denly camo upon a tall, military looking toung man in riding costnmo, carrying a lg bunch of primroses and wild flowers. "Oh, what protty flon ersl" cried ouo of tho misses. "Whoro do you get them, sir?" sho asked, looking Inquiringly at tho young man, hor faco betraying not tho slightest bign of embarrassment. "I picked them over there," Bald tho ono addressed, pointing to an Inclosuro with his riding whip. "But you couldn't roach them because that's prlvato property. Supposo you tako theso. I can get somo more." Ho handed over tho cntlro bunch, lifted hU hat politely and walked back for moro flowers. The girls thought 1dm "awfully nice," but thoy didn't know ho was Prince Henry of Battcnberg, tho queen's Bon-ln-law, who, as a mattor of duty, religiously Sicks wild flowors for hor majesty overy ay, London Cor. Now York Press. l'luency of tlio Slgu Language, Before spoken languaga was there were Blgns; boforo sneoch stepped la thoro were gestures; tho faco did duty as a rovcalcr of tho emotions, and tho hands accom panied by gesticulation, as that of ideas, and for all tho ordinary purposes of llfo tho codo Is amply Bufilclont. Watch two deaf people as they uso it. They havo plenty to say and leuow how to say It, Their talk may not last ivoro than ten minutes, but If oil that talk was written out it would cover an astoulshlngly largo amount of space. Politics, bocial topics, aH may havo been discussed with equal facility, Truo, tho deaf raako a free uso of tho manual olphabot lu connection with signs, but tho causo lies rather In muscular weariness than tu any Inadequacy on tho nart of tho slims themselves. Ad iWpI. oped In tlio schools for tho deaf, the sign language has a capacity for thought ox. nrosslon absolutely.marvolous Morcovor, It Is swift, comprohenslvo and yet con densedand abovo all, It Is silent, A univorsally understood codo of signs would do away with tho strident and oft. tlmo profano pfforts to understand and po understood, which aro ot onco tho dread and torment of tho averago tourist. De troit Froo Press. Population uf Australia. Tlio Incroaso of population In Australia last year was otdy UJ per cent., which Is by no moans as lorgo as England would llko to bvo It Tho total population U 0,640.783.-ChlcA0 Herald. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XXII.N0 32 COLUMBIA flKMOOIIAT, VOL Lll, M SO CONGO CAMIBATS A PRACTICE WHICH THE TRIBES ENDEAVOR TO CONCEAL. nnndrrila of Victims' 6knlls Arranged In flows Aronnd tho Huts Warring on the Weaker Tribes for a Supply of Human riosh. Tho facts about tho Congo cannibals havo been very slow In coming to the light. In tho thousand or moro pnges of Otanley's last book tho subject Is not men tioned. Tho explorer was too busy found ing his twenty stations to add frosh facts to tho dotatls In his "Dark Continent" about a practlco which many of tho tribes endeavor to conronl. Tho Manycma, tho first cannibal tribo of tho Congo river who were made known to us, told both Ltvlugstono and Stanley that they did not cat human flesh. When Stanley found at a vlllago abovo Stanley Falls hundreds of whitened skulls arranged In rows around tho hutB, ho was told they were tho skulls of Sokos or chimpanzees, and that this specios of the ape family was favorlto food among tho people IIo offered ft hundred cowrios for a specimen of n Soke, dead or nilvo.but It was not producod. Twoof tho Bkulls were taken to England, whero Pro fessor Huxley prououncod thom tbo skulls of n woman and a man. They bora tho marks of tho hatchet that gavotho unfor tunate prisoners their death; and Stanley said half tho Bkulls ho bow were similarly markod. WAIIRINO ON weaker Tnincs. Tho middle courso of tho Congo from a point about 100 mBos abovo Nyangwo to Bolobo, somo 1,200 miles down tho river, and tho tributaries ou both sides of this part of tho river aro tho regions whero nearly all of tho Congo cannibals are' found. Thoy aro not known near tho sources of tho river nor near Its mouth. Tlio traveler from Lake Tanganyika to "Nyangwo on tho Congo passes through a country "surpassingly beautiful," as Llv lngstono called it, which is tho home of tho cannibal Manycma When a slave or carrier belonging to a caravan dies In their country they always wish to bury the body, offering grain or vegetablos In exchange. Thoy make war on tlio weaker tribes around them, To ono explorer thoy Justified cannibalism ou tlio ground that tholr neighbors were thlovos and ought to bo cateu. "Thoy como hero," thoy said, "and steal our bananas, nnd so wo chaso and kill and eat them." Tho country nbouuds- with a great variety of animal and vegetable food, and Living stono bald there was no reason for Mun yoma cannibalism excopt a depraved appo tlto. It must not bo supposed that all of the Congo cannibals seek habitually to supply themselves with human flesh. Most of thom, llko tho Manyema, limit themselves to eating tho bodies of those who are killed In battle or who dto. Cam eron said tho Manycma consider tho flo3h of men much superior to that of women. Although tho Manyemn aro far moro do- graded than mnny other cannibal tribes, they ore noted for their gentleness and physical superiority; and their handsome women are much sought after as slaves by tho Arabs, who now support suvcral stations In tho Manycma country, and hero as well as further down tho Congo aro doing much to destroy tho practlco of cannibalism. 'Cannibal tribes aro regarded with fear and abhorrence by all who nro not ad dicted to tho practlco. Hod It not been for tho terror with which tho Congo men eaters Inspired their carriers, Livingstone or Cameron, Instead of Stanloy, would havo bolved tho problem of tho Congo. This abhorrence of cannibalism extends from bea to sea. Uoraco Waller wroto nf tho tribes of Lako Nyassa that It was common to hear Uiem speak of tribes for uway who cat human bodies, "and on every occasion tho fact Is related with tho utmost horror and disgust." THOUSANDS OF CANXIUAL3. Tho densely wooded regions between Nyangwo and Stanley rails nro the homes of many thousands of canni bals. Tho Warcgga, tho Wasougoro Mono, uud the Bakumu nro tho best known among thoso tlerco trllies. A largo part of tho territory they Inhabit has not Leon visited, but in somo of their vtnges along tho river human skulls nro found lining tho streets, nnd human thigh bones, ribs nnd vertebra) nto piled up In tho garhago heaps. "Ah, wo shall eat Wojlnil ment today was tlio cry with which they sallied lorth hero nnd thoro to do battlo with Stanloy. At Stanloy Falls ht sank hi tho river tho bodies of two of his men whom thoy had killed to keep thom out of tho clutches of tho cannibals. Thoso tribes, who a fow years ago swarmed by thousands along tho river, havo now buried themselves In tho for ests, tho Arabs having taken completo possession of tho river bonks botweon Nyangwo and Stanloy Falls. A littlo below tho Iiangaln tribo Grcu fell and Von Francois, thrco years ago, found thousands of cannibals along tno thickly populated Tchuapa affluent, which t hoy ascended for moro than COO miles. Thoso tribes, all of whom speak tho samo language, did not pretend to deny their v, caluiess for human Uosh. They sharo with thu Manyema tho peculiarity of pre ferring to eat men. and they do not kill women for food. They repeatedly offered to glvo tho oxplorers women slaves In ex chango for men, who they admitted would bo utilized as food. on Francois Bays they particularly covetod his fat Borukl Interpreter, Onco bomo presumptuous fellows surrounded thu big Indian Inter preter, pinched his arms, patted him on tho back, cried "Meatl meat!" and beggod tho whites to reward their friendship by making them a present of tho man.- -Cor. Now York Sun. Cormorants FUlilm- In China. Sometimes sovcral fishers form partner ship, and start a co-opcrntj"i business. Thoy Invest In a shallow punt, and a regi ment of perhaps twenty or moro of theso solemn birds sit on perches at either end of tho punt, each having a hempen cord fustened round tho throat Just below tho pouch, to prevent Its swalfowlug any fih It may catch. Then, at a given signal, all tho cormorants glldo Into tho water, ap parently well aware of tho disadvantage of bearing tho prey. Their movements below tho surfaco are very swift and graceful ns thoy dart in pursuit of a fish or nn eel, and giving It n nip with thoir strong, hooked beak, swal low It, and continuo hunting. Sometimes thoy do not return to tho surfaco till they havo secured Boverul fish, and tholr capacious pouch Is nulto distended, and sometimes tho tall of a fish protrudes from their gaplug bill. Then they return to tho surface, and at tho bidding of their keepers dlsgorgo their proy, ono by one, till tho pouch Is empty, when they again recelvo tho signal to dlvo. When tho birds nro tired tho strap Is removed from tho throat, and thoy nro rewarded with a share of tho Huh, which they catch as It H thrown to thom. Youth's Companion. Cleaning Linen Without Soii. According to L'lndustrlo Parlslenno, a lauudryman lu tho vicinity of Paris has discovered a very Ingenious method of cleaning linen without soap. Houses no soap or lyo, nor chlorlno. but replaces thoso substances by boiled potatoes, with which ho rubs tho linen. This curious process, It appoars. Is much superior to thoso hitherto employed, and tno worst soiled cotton, linen or silk, cleaned by this method, aro mado whither than they could bo by tho uso of an alkali. Besides, tho method has thoadvantngo that brushes can bo dispensed with and well water bo used. Fmulc Ixisllo's. Phrases of tlio Novelists. London Truth Is In a stato of mind bo causo novelists will never refer to a hand pure and slciplo; It always must bo a ''gloved hand or an "unglovod hand," Truth says, and Intimates that tho noxt thing In order Is to find tho boys of fiction bathing with "unshod foct" und playing foot ball with "shod" ones, whllo thody iuj; lu rolno In tho last chapter may bo ox nettid to turn her "lovely, unhouuetod head on tho snowy pillow" ami the Iiero to walk down Pall Mall with his "Intellectual head magnificently hatted," New York Sun. HEAVEN AND EARTH. There aro no shadows fthero there Is no sunt There In no beauty whero there I" no ehadot 1 And all ttil.iga In tHO lines ot gloir run, Dnrknea) nnd light, ulun and gold lulsliL God comes among us through the shrowVt of tr; Ann iiM oini track H iikb mo silvery tvauo Left by yon litnnaco on tho nvftmtaln laUo Fading nnd reappearing hero and Ihem. Tho lamps and vellj through henv'n and Mrth that move. Go In and out, ns jealous ot their tight, I J Iio uilllnir stars unon a rolstr nltfht. Death Is tho shado of coming night; and love Yearns for her Hear one in tho iioiy tomb, llocauso bright things aro hotter seen In glooml F, V. Fabcr. Getting nven at Last. Our red headed irlrls havo at last not tho Joko on tho publlo. Every tlmo a protty girl with red hair outers nn clo vhtcd train heads nro Btuck out of tho windows nnd necks aro craned to seo If there Isn't ft whlto horso following tho train, if sno gets on to a torryooat poopi look as If thev exnoctcd a sneclcs of Per seus of somo kind to pass tho boat. Bho nn got tired or tins ana or tno miniature whlto horso that tho Broadway dndo wears on his watch chain and flaunts Insolently tu nor tnco as sno outers a car. &uo nas a now scheme a countor Irritant. It's a whlto horeo breastpin mado of celluloid, which sho wears conspicuously at her throat. Instead of staring at her and tho road alternately, pooplo glvo her until viucu attention lor a tnlnuto, anu when thev discover tho loko'thevsmilo and nass on, glad for a chanco to attend to their own business. Now York Telegram. minded by tho HUzzard. A singular offoct of a galo of Ico and snow In tho northwest during ncold wavo last winter was to freeze tho eyes Bhut and then form an Ico mask over tho faco. Tho wind would drlvo tho fino, hard snow Into tho eyes, causing them .to water. Tho snow would mix with tho jvater, be tween tho eyelids', nnd tho cold wind would at onco bind tho lids together by an Ico band. Tho repeated removal of this would Inflamo tho eyeballs co that a film ' would form, obscuring tho sight. After this film formod, tho presence of tho ico was a relief to tho Inflammation. Tlio eyes would soon bo frozen so closo that nothing but steady artificial heat would rcllovo thom.- Boston Budget. New Curtrldgo for Mines. It has been proposed to do nway with tho uso of cxploslvos In mines where there U30 Is attended with danger, and substi tute tho lately Inveutea cartridge ono portion of which U filled with a mixture of finely divided zinc and zlno oxldo, which collects In tho condensers of tho zlno retort, whllo tho other part Is filled with diluted sulphurlo acid. According to tho requirements In this caso tho cart ridge Is put In Its Intended place and then, by suitablo mochaulsm, tho acid Is allowed to flow luto the zinc, hydrogen Is then ovolvcd, nnd by Its oxponslvo forco' tho rock Is broken down without combustion or violent explosion. Chlcajro Iloruld. A Spoclflo for AlcoliolUm. A specifi. against drunkenness has often been sought, but as yet tho:. has been found no remedy ciccpt that of moral 'de termination, Although tho reform ao compllshod In this manner Is encourag lug, there Is a wido field for tho uso of somo physical mothod for tho reclamation of besotted Individuals who cannot bo reached by moral suasion. Dr. Portng slow, a well known physician aud vtrritcr, doclaros that tho desire for drink Is a dls easo, aud must bo treated by moans ef ther apeutics IIo claims that as nulnlno la a specific against fever, so aro subcutaneous Injections of strychnino tho absoluto moons of curing tho passion for Intoxi cating liquors, It appears that so far back as lo78 this mothod of treating was employed, but it attracted llttlo attention. In 1831 tho celebrated French physi cian, Dujardlu-Boimotz, was n most zeal ous advocate of this method of treatment. Tho preparation and application of tho Injection Is quite simple Ono grain of strychnino Is dissolved In 200 drops of water, and the patient receives an Injec tion of fivo drops dally for a week or ten days. Tho offects of tho Injections aro surprising; after two or threoof thom tho drunkard has an appetlto and Is ablo to sleep. If, after tho expiration of sovcral months, tho deslro for strong drink re turns, tho result of indulgonco Is bo dis tressing, palpitation of tho heart, head ache and other equally disturbing effects, that It becomes Imposslblo for tho Inebrl ato to touch another drop. It Is recom mended to make tho Injections during tho drunken sleep, when tlio patlont nwakons in tho full possebblon of his senses and will ask for a second or third application. It would bo an ndmlrablo arrangement If tho pollco surgeons would test this cure upon tho Intoxicated persons brought Into the various stations. If this means of treating tho deadly sin of Intemperance bo as successful as its advo cates claim tho family physician will boa poworiui tactor in tlio regeneration ot so ciety It has been suggested by the Rus shin press that btutlous bo established in ovory department of Russia for tho salva tion of tho army of drunkards. Newark Advertiser. . Purls and London Compared. Paris lutereots mo moro, or at least en tertains mo more, than London, It Is moro foreign, moro brilliant In Its shops and drives and moro volatilo In Its dispo sition. 1 no climate, too, Is better, It Is not qui to so warm as tho day wo sailed, but tho sky Is bluo, tho sun warm, a broezo blows and all Paris is in tho open air. Tho fog und bmoko that darkenod Iindon, and which make every inhabitant a Bino.o consumer there, are both hap pily absent In Paris. Then, ucraln. tho eating here Is Infinitely superior. Engt lana is more ceremonious, more dlcrnlticd. and Ixnulon Is moro ponderous. It strikes mo ns a great physical and Intellectual force Paris, per contra. Is orgaulzed to minister to tlio oyo and ear and pasblou, to physical enjoyment In Its most sump tuous and sensuous forms. " Whllo at tho Motropolo gentlemen were oxjiected to wear dress bults every evening at tablo d'hote and to stalls at tho theatre, and ladles to go without bonnets, and, as a rulo, to dress decollete; In Paris a dress suit or a dress open at tho throat are ex ceptions. There aro Americans horo nt this hotel by tho score, hut it is a wonderfully quiet placo when contrasted with tho Motropolo In 1ondon. Tho comparison Is fair, bo cause each In Its own citv Is regarded as of tho very first rank. Tho strawberries hero are phenomenally large and of su perb flavor, nnd do not havo that hard and Insipid core that large American ber ries havo. Tho lottuco differs In looks from ours, nnd Is decidedly better. As you know, tho French chef knows how to blend his oil, vinegar, bait, pepper, etc., that you cannot dotoct tho special tasto of any ono of tho ingredients, but whero a most toothsomo compound flavor ro bults. For salads and saucos, of course, ovcrybody knows tho French are perfect. Georfo R. Gibson In Now York GroDhiB. Chaptcr lu Locust Lore, Omaha Boy Oh, Pap, hero's a 17-year locust, an' It's got W on Its wings. Aunt Jano says that means war. Pap There won't bo any war In this country except a political war, I guess tho W stands for "wrangle" "Maybo bo. Grandma Bays It Isn't a W, though. Sho Bays It's an it upsldo down." "All tho samo. If It's on M It stands for 'mud.' "Omaha World. A Curious Phenomenon. Gentleman Is that tho dog you'vo al ways had, Aunt Dinah? Aunt Dinah Yes, Baht ho am do scf sarco dawg. When wo fust got htm ho waif a bright yallcr, but mo an' Rastus am worry da'k comploctod, sah, an' ho has been wlf us bo long, dat ob lato ycahs dat yallcr huo Is kinder turnln' Into or rusty black. But ho am do samo dawg, Tho Epoch. Labeled as Trench Hrandy. V As tbo annual local consumption In Franco of brandy Is 13,000.000 gallons, and tho yearly product only 13,000,000 gallons, American lovers of eau do vlo aro wondering what tho stuff Is which comes across tho Atlantic labelod as French brandy. Scleutlflo experts Bay that most of It la cheap German spirits, flavored with cunningly dovlsod extracts and cor. dials. Chicago Ucrald. Cltmato und iiruln Weight, Tho averago weight of tho brain of man apparently boars u definite) rolntlon to tho clluiato a hltfherbrniu weight being found In cold .haii lu warm countries. In pro portion to their stature, tho Lapps havo tho largest heads lu Europe, tha Nor wegians next) then comes tho Swede, Dunes, Germans, l'renoh and Italians, lu the A rub tho bond U found to be .mailer than In any of theso, while in th" fur nbrlh there exists n people knowu as CuugnUhes who possess remarkably largo heads.-. islGuc-Dcmocrat, t COLUMBIA OFFIC-R 1 10u Main ol., lucumona, vo- nuuu