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Pointlni' to a letter which nho had just received, the Countess of Boledov or said to net "eldest eon : 'This Irom Mrs. Browncsmith, of Baltimore, close ly erfneerns you, Went worth.'1 "llow, pray I inquired Jjord Wor- riddn. "6ho asks mo to prcsont'atoneof tho next Drawing-rooms a Miss Sohwein lolil, daughtor of Senator Schwomgold, a Jtilcarro millionaire. tho dim is oomina over hero to join her father in tho Sonlh of Franco, and they aro very anxious to have her presented at our court, in order to give her an cntreo at various Continental capitals which she is about to -visit with her fattier. I don't know tho naino of Sohwcingold myself, but Mrs. Browncsmith tells mo that the daughter will havo a fortuno of $2,000,00(3, and assures me that eio is an amiable and ladyliko girl and tbat'shn is considered very beautiful over there. If I undertake to chaper on hur eho will, of course, stay with us, as Mrs. Brownesmith tells me that she has no friends at present in London. Now;, perhaps, yon see your intcrost iu tho matter." Lord Worridoti understood his moth er well onough. Hp, however, remain ed silent, thinking how his debts were at that moment in course of settlement by tho Earl of Boledover for the third timo within seven j oars : wondering how ho was Boine to live for the future on tho terms to which ho had recently bound himself; and speculating on the possibility of matrimony being a toler able sta'o of existence when vweetened by the consolations of $2,000,000. You will bear m mind, wont- worth,'' pursued his mother, "that you havo now exhausted your father d means as well as his patience, and also that you aro 32 years of age, and con sequently, if you over intend to marry, can not put it off much longer.1' 1 know all Hint, mother, lint 1 don't soo bow 'you can expect mo to undertake to marrv a nirl 1 havo never seen, and nevejr heard of till two min utes ago. "I don t expect it. lint i wish you lo underbuild thU : I do not cliooso to chaperon American heiresses for tho general benefit of society, and boforo I take this Miss bcliwciDtrolu up 1 de sire to know whether, supposing she turns out to bo a presentable girl, you will promise to do your best." J.ord Worridoti stuck Bis hands deep into his poskets and walked to the win dow, absorbed in thought. "Two million dollars is a big sum,' he muttered. "It i, Wentwortb. There1 aro few men. in London iu your position who would bo so fo.jlish as to think twice about accepting such a chance.'' "Well," said Lord Worriddn, after a few minutes' silence, "I will do my best. If the Yank does not turn oat to bo a downright repulsive specimen of Jier sex, she shall becotno your daught' r in-law, provided sho herself has no objection. ' Overjoyed at this declaration, Lady Boledover sat down, without loss of time, and penned tho following roply to her American lriend : Dear Mrs. Brownesmith : You do me great honor iu giving me an op portunity of tciving Miss Sohweingold, of whom l had heard the most Halter ing reports before your letter informed me that sho was a friend of yours. I enclose part'culars of tho Drawing rooms available, and if MUs Sohwein gold will let mo know which dato sho selects I will ruako tho necessary ar rangements. It would be well that her dress should be ordered without delay, and I think that sho can not do better than to go to Madame Claribel, of whom I and you also, if I remember rightly havo always had tho most satisfactory experience. Should Miss Schweingold approvo of that, let her send me measurements and general in structions at onco and I will myself give the orders. I gather from your letter that Miss Schweingold has uo friends in Lotidon at present. If that bo so, 1 shall ex pect ber to make our house her home during' hor stay, ard trust that you will convey as much to her for me. etc. In duo course thero arrived JUrs. Browncsmith's and Miss Sthweingold'B acknowledgements and thanks for this charming letter, together with a lengthy mtmoranduin, containing mul titudinous measurements of Miss Sohweiugold's .figure, a pattern of one ot Miss Sohweiugold's bodies and elab orate instructions as to material and oolor, which wcro promptly transmit ted to Madamo Claribel. Duo nolilija tion was also given to the Lord Cham berlain of Lady lsoledover s desiro to prtsent Miss Schweingold to her most gracious' Majesty. No sooner were these steps taken than rumors of tho ap proaching debut of tho American belle and heiress ldrMiss Schweingold was already known to fame in both these characters spread rapidly through so ciety. Tho immediate result was a ro markable accession of popularity to Lady Bolodover. Invitations of all kinds and from all quarters showered in upon her ladyship. Sho was be sieged by oallers. Peoplo who had not spoken to hor for years suddenly assumed tho air of intimato friends. People whom she had nover spoken to iu her life becamo inordinately anxious for hor acquaintance. All whiob Lady Boledover, possessing a considerable knowledge of the world, easily appreci atcd at its true value and treated ao oordingly. She had taken clmrgo of the heiress, as she had frankly avowed, for tho benotU of her own family, and she was determined that, so far as sho was able, she would keep the youug lady safe in Boledover IIouso until Lord Worridou had oxhaustod his pow ers of fascination. CHAPTER II. From ihe first,' oircurastances con spirt d to favor tho Countess' amiable plans, Mies Schweingold had crossed tho Atlautio in company with a party of friends whom sho left at Liverpool, wbeiieo sho was to have traveled on to London, accompanied only by her maid On tho morning, however, on which Bh'j was oxpected, tho following tele gram, beating tho Liverpool postmark, was handed to Lady lioledover t Obliged to dismiss my maid sudden ly. Will explain when I soo you. Can you si iiit to moet mo at luiston 1 Schweingold. " If ou had better go to tho station yourself, Wontworth," said Lady Bolo dover (o hor son. "lake Watkins with you and say that tf I had not becu feeling indisposed myself I should cor- tiiilly lfavo oomp. I will find hor an othfr maid." Lord Worrldon went accordingly, thinking, like his mother, that no time should bo lost in opening tho attaok, He 'was by no means disappointed with tho lyoung lady, who- proved to be a periccl specimen ol blondo American beauty, though 'somewhat taller and more robust than rumor bad led mm to expect. It was also quickly evident both to his lordship and his mother that, in spitool Mrs lirownesmith s lav- orable report, tho heiress' speech and marlncrs wero conspicuously American, "So you'ro Lord Worridon, ard yout" sho said, shaking his lordship's hand cordially, as eoon'ai ho introduced him- selfH "Glid to seo you, sir." Lbrd Wonldon returned tho coTiph- ilicnt, nnd hoped that Miss Schwoin- gold had had a pleasant voyage. "I'retty well,' was tho answer. "It was awfully rough at starting, and I was 'sick, I can ti it you : but I a ion got over that. Hope your mother's well,sir.' Lord Worridon thought tho free-and- easy stylo of tho fair' Republican rather a pleasant contrast to tho oonsirainoi tono.of the Old World society. It was more what ho was accustomed to in tho other sex, nnd by tho timo they had "drivon to their distillation ho was on ho best possible terms with his companion. Lady Boledover was a I liltld taken aback by her first conver- sation with her guest but she too, was disposed to make considerable allow- ancol for tho heiress to 2,000,000. "I don't know who this Elias K. Schweingold can be," observed hor; ladyship. "Somo German navvy who has picked up a fortuno at tho mines, I should think: Thank heavon, wo aro not likely to seo muoh of him. The girl herself will improve, Wentworth. I can seo that sho is quick and lmila- tive. Sho is pretty enough to cover many faults of style, and American girls! aro not judged by tho same stand ard as our own. "Yes, I think' sho will do in time," Lord Wot ridon observed. "No doubt. And, yon seo, sho will not go out-much here.' Sho told you, I suppose,'" that hor father is very ill, and that she may bo telegraphed for to join bitn at any minute. That hap- pons) most iortunately, as 1 can now refuse all iuyitatioi)9 by her own do sire." And her ladyship did so, to tho in tense disgust of tho largo number of experienced society anglers who had beou' carefully grouud-baiting Bole dover House oyer since Miss Schwein gold's approaching visit got wind. It was perfectly true that Elias K. Schweingold was at this moment lying dangerously ill at Cannes, but a ma licious world refused lo believo it and persisted iu ascribing tho heiress' so-- elusion to tho most sordid motives on tho part ol her hostess. X his impres sion decpentd when it was seen that Miss Schweingold onco or twico ac companied Lady Boledover to enter tainments like theatres and concerts, where there was little or no oppoitunity of introducing her to strangers, and that Lord Worridon was her devoted attendant on all these occasions. This is not tho place to describe tho figure which Miss Schwtingold made ou her presentation. Abler pens have, in their proper sphere, dono full justice to tho subject, it is enough to sa that no ono was more nniyersally ac mired than the American beauty ; that, thanks partly to her native grace, part ly to Lady Uoledovcr s careful instruc tions, Bho'acquilted herself to perfec tion in the trying ordoal, and that her charms ot tace, hgtire and deportment oven won tho notice of royalty itself. Immediately after tho coremony, in deed, Lady Boledovor found horself tho recipient of certain flattering inti mations from exalted quarters, fn the laceiot which it was quite impossible fur her to attempt to bido her dislin guished protegee any longer. CHAPTER III. Happily for the success of her lady ship's schemes Lord Worridon had been making excellent use of tho week or more during which bo had enjoyed a monopoly of Miss sohweingold s ho citly. Tho task of making love to tho heiress bad proved a much more con genial ono than his lordship had ex pocted, aud having a natural aputiuio .that way when he was in tho humor he felt that matters had now advanced far enough to risk bringing them to a crisis. Accordingly, ou a hint from his mother, ho seized a convenient op portunity tho day after the drawing room nnd made tho fair American a formal offer of his heart aud prospects Ho was hardly prepared for the con fusion which his declaration appeared to causo the young lady. Miss ochweln gold, blushing crimaom, hid her laco in her handkerchief, coughed, stammer ed and seemed for a time quite unablo to speak. 'You mustn't. Lord Worridon, sho aid, presently. "You really don't know mo yet. "Don't know you yctl cxolaimed his lordt-hip. "Oh, Milly, what moro need 1 know than that 1 lovo you irom tho bottom of my heart T Think not that any obstaclo could alter my do- votiou (,rM, .ln't r,nl1r iiinnn It nnw I" said the heiress, reooveriug hot self- possession slightly, "You wouldn't liko mo tho same, would you, if I hadn't got a wholo pile of monoy T "Dearest, do not suggest such n thing. Indeed, it is youfrclf alone that I love." "I wiah it wero truo," said Miss Sohwcingold, n little sadly. "There, 1 dont know what to say, aud that a a fact. I never expected this. Let mu go and think about it." And so saying, Miss Sohwcingold roso and hurried from thu room, in spite of his lordship's efforts to detain her. "She ca'd sho wished it was true," mused Lord Worridon. "Hang it, that ought to bo good enough. But sho thinks I'm after tho coin. I wish I had pitchtd it a bit stronger on that head. Perhaps I had better just write her a littlo note.' nnd accordingly ho sal down and did so. Apparently tho note clenched tho business. Miss bchweingoUl did not reappear that day, pleading indispo ahion i hut on tho following morning soon after sho came down, sho gave hor suitor an opportunity of a tete-a-tete, from which ho emerged an on- gaged man. In a couplo of hours Lady Bolodover, in a elate of raptur ous satisfaction, had taken steps to havo tho news Of tho engagement dif fused to all whom it might concern. Here, Indeed, was luck, worridon was only lust in time. That same aftornoon a telegram arrived for Mies Sohweingold. Tho Senator's illness had takon a most alarming turn, and his dangbter was summoned to Cannes at onco. It was too Into lo start that day, but arrangements were at onco mado for her to leavo on tho following morning. Lady Boledover, of course, directly suggested that Lord Worrldon should escort his hnancoe, and secured at tho samo timo a traveling compan- ion of maturo yeara, for tho sake of propriety. Miss Sohweingold seemed strangely undesirous ot her lover's company, but on Lady Bolodover rep- resenting tho extreme desirability of his lordship seeing Mr. Sohweingold before the worst hippened tho young lady was obliged to givo in. Tho truth was, of oourse, that the Countess was extremely anxious that her son should keep his prize in sight now that he had secured it. Tho wholo party, accordingly, loft London ou tho following morning. On tho journey Lord Worridon perceived, that bis tinanoeo was aoutely distressed at tbe sad interruption ot her stay id London. She sat for most of tbe, time in a corner of tho carnage and for tbe greater part she remained silent : occa- sionally, however, she cava wav to hysterical outbursts, half of grief, half of laughter. It was quite a relief to his lordship when they at last reached Cannes and learned, as they did direct- ly they arrived at Mr. Schweingold a hotel, that the crisis was passed and that the eminent millionaire waB in a fair way towards recovery. Jjord Worridon, of oourse, put np at tho same hotel. Ho had not been there very 1 ng before bo received a message that Miss Schweingold would liko to seo him, and in a few moments ho 'was iu a private room wailing for the heir ess, isut, to ins great surprise it was not .Miss Schweingold, but another hdy who presently entered a lady, young, pretty, prettier, if possible, than Miss Schweingold, but darker and somowbat more delicate, and also un- mistdkibly American. "1, beg your pardon, Lord worridon," she said, coming at onco to the point with tho directness, of her nation, "but I havo to offer you and your family a very humblu apology. I am Miss Schweingold, daughtor of Senator Elias it. aohweingold. Lord Worridon gazed at tho fair speaker in blank amazement. . "You, madam 1 ho gasped as soon as ho could bud bis tongue. "Why, what the " "Allow mo to explain, my Lord, and believe mo that I ,am most ashamed to have to make snob an explanation to you personally. When I lauded at Liverpool a fortnight ago from tho Etruria I at once received a telegram informing mo that, my father was seriously ill and requesting mo to come on direct to him here. What was I to do T AU tho arrangements had been made for my presentation, and it was moat important that I should bo pre sented beforo starling on our Conti nents tour. Ono of my friends sug gested that I should travel on here alone, and send my maid, Clara Flind ers, who was about my own ago and size aud a singularly lady-like girl, to personato me in London. Had I been allowed timo to reflect I should havo seen the impropriety of so doing as stroijgly as I do now. But I hid no time, and 1 was also most glad ot an opportunity of escaping tho ridiculous luss ot the drawing-room which i had always hated, but which 1 knew papa would insist on my going through sooner or later. Accordingly, it was arranged that Clara should go ou to London in my name, and the rest you know. "Aud do you moan to tell me," cried Lord Worridon, in whoso breast humiliation, disappointment, and rago wero struggling lor tho mastery, "that you have allowed Ltdy Boledover! to chaperon your maid, havo-allowed your maid to bo presented to the Queen at a drawing-room, and havo actually per mitted her lo engage herself his lordship's tonguo.shrank from the men tion ot this last horror. "Pleaso do me the justioe to boliove that I never foresaw or dreamed of tho last result," said tho lady. "Bat now that tho thing is done I trust that I may look to your lordship to keep tho thiug seoret. You will seo my reason tor this request, should the true facts become known, not only am I in the position of not having been to court, but I foar there will bo very little chaucu of my being able to get pre sented norcaiter. " "Then upon my word," said Lord Worridon, whoso rago and mortifica tiou had got the bitter of his senso of politeness, "I declino to pledge-myself to anything ot me kind. 1 rather ro gaid it as a duty to expose such an audacious imposture "Your lordship will remember that you stand at present engaged to marry Miss Clara Flinders. Boforo you finally rotuso my request let mo remind you that your pronuso was mado indepen dently of tho girl's rank or fortuue, Uoro is a letter whioh Clara has given me, and'which I can hardly think vour lorusiup wouiu cure to uavo roau in court of justice. Listen : 1.1 1 , i "Mt Own Swkkt One. For I feci you aro mine nnd initio alone in the agitation of telling you ray lovo I fear 1 may not havo repudiated with the warmth it metlti-d your Buggestion that sordid motives might havo intluen ced my feelings toward you. For heav en s sake, dearest, do not allow nuy such base suspicion ot mo to mar mv eternal haplness. lsoliovo mo, my dar ling, I lovo and adoro you for what I havo seen lu yourself, not tor any worldly wealth which you may ever possess. I swear that if you stood be foro mo this moment a beggar my lovo tor you would remain unchanged and 1 should still ask you, as 1 do now, to becomo my wlte. : "Yours unalterably, Wentworth." I On reflection Lord Worridon con. eluded that bo had better como to terms with the heiress, and tho ttuo faots res pecting Mibs Schwelpgold's presenta tion have cctiKqucnlly remained in darkness until this moment. London Truth. TfrK COLtJBIAli, VOl XXII NO 23 COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL LU, NO 11 Bhe Married tho Brother, A BTRANUK CASK THAT HAS JUST II KEN 11ROUOIIT TO I.lnllT IN MARYLAND A romarkablo romanco of real lifo has just como to light in Westminister uounty, Maryland. It is as follows: Twenty-two years ago Edmund Davies waa a young man in his twentieth year. Ha had a younger brother, just eighteen. His naino was Frank, and ho wasan exact doublo of Edmund. It was early in 18Gt that Edmund Da- vies began paying attention to Pnnnio Forbes, tho young daughter of a neigh boring farmer. Tho brothers wero very muoh attached to, each other, and Frabk also was a frequent visitor to tho Forbes farm dwelling. Tho girl often took tho ono for the other, aud somo time afterwards agreed upon a signal with Edmund, bo tnat sho could readily know to whom sho was talking. Tho neighbors could not identify tbo brothers and they wero known only and referred to ag the Davies boys. It was tho girl that suggested to 1'A- mund that when ho came to her ho waslo uso tho Latin word "idem" (tho same). Timo passed and after a courtship of six or seven months Edmund .proposed marriage. i annio accepted and asked him whether ho did not havo some mark on bis hand or arm by which she could readily distinguish him in caso of nuuueii ueaiu-or serious ucciuuui. .liu told the girl that on his next visit ho won d disclose a mark by which she woujd recognize him in any case. Ed mund wont homo and mooting bis younger brother ho entrusted his secret to htm. Frank in his innermost heart, too, loved Fannie Forbes and theconfession of his brother, stirred his jealousy. Ho proposed a trip to Baltimore, persuading-Edmund to dispatch a messenger to his sweetheart that they had gone to Monumental City for tho special pur pose'ot having a tattoo mark placed betWoen tbe first and second finger of his right handl While in Baltimore thoy met an old friend of their father, Captain Aker, of tho ocean steamer Franklin. The captain said ho would Bail tho next day for Australia- and was Vory solicitious'that the namosako of his decoased friend should accom pany him. It was Edmund. Ho hesi tated. Tho captain told him of the pleasures of tho trip and the fine coun try to which ho would sail, and being urged by Frank ho yielded "to the in- tluences and consented. That evening he wrote, a farewell letter to his iutond ed wife, bidding her to await his com ing, and that ho was hopeful in tho- 'distant oountry. "Remember idem" were' ttie la9t words. Tho noxt morn ing, Friday, August 24, tho Franklin started on tho trip. Now, Frank had an opon bold, and bo improved tbo timo wonderfully well. His firet work was to read tho letter. The word "idem" seemed to puzzle him, but he remem bered hearing bis brother uso it when approaching the girl, and bo hit upon tho correct meaning at once. Next he had his right hand tattooed, no would marry the girl he loved, ho thought, and assumed tho name .of Ed mund, His return alone caused some talk, but when tho mail brought tho weekly newspaper .announcing tho departure of ono of the, Davies boys of Carroll oounty for Australia in tho Franklin, all wad well. Thenceforth Frank was known as Edmund. Even though ho gave tho oorreot word signal, H annie Forbes seemed to doubt his identity, but after the marriage had boon post poned for a month Bhe felt assured he was Edmund and they wero married. The union was a happv ono. Years went by and they prosperod, and by strict economy saved a good amount of money. Ten years after they had been married the husband was in Baltimore and there aoertained that his brother bad died in Australia and had willed all of his earnings to Frank. This knowledge the husband impaitod to his wife. The woirtan never know un til tbo day before ho died that her hus- and was b rank Davies. lint she had loved him just as dearly as if he' had een iuimuud and torgave btm trceiy. Ho died apparently happy. Social Entertainments at the Capital. Social entertainment in Washing ton differs from that-of any other city in tho country, on aocount ot mo cos mopolitan charaoter of the peoplo who reside in tho Capitol City, and tho in terest that is shown in all they say and do. In no city aro there bo many ele ments that can be combined to inako the social features of lifo brilliant and pleasant. Every stato sends her repre sentative men and women, all nations send theirs. And whilo tho title of Ambassador is not heard among tho diplomats, it makes no difforenco in the personnel of ministers, who must bo mon of tho highest charaoter to sustain the dignity of their couutrles. Ministers who have distinguished themselves in tho diplomatic service of this country have beon promoted to the titlo of Am bassador, and trausfered to places less pleasing to them than tho republio of America. Whilo the absurd idea that foreign ministers to this great repub lia represent the person of their sover eign obtains, great injustice will be dono to them and also to our representatives abroad. The representatives ot the very smallest kingdom outranks an American minister iu diplomatic cour tesy at foreign courts, beoauso this is a republic, whilo they must sustain roy- :..!.- i .i " uiivy uu uiaui-r nuw lunuucbimu mu kingdom, Foreign ministers, however, after ooming hero are not long in recogniz ing (bo importance of our country, and iu uo sense under-rato us either social ly or politically, Their dutios are very light, and they really havo littlo else to J 1 . . ! .1 . l r uu uui to enjoy mo mierciiange oi courtesy iu society. Mrs. Gen' I Lo gan, in The American Maaazine jor June. &OMKUODY pooled, A youog man failed to receivo an invitation to n sur- piiso party to whioh many that he know wero cnociallv invited. Ho brooded over it a while and then stole a march on all tho othcra by inviting tho young lady in whosn honor the party was, to go with him to tho thea tre. Moi knowing ot any olhir on gBgcmenl sho gladly ncocpted, and after the jierformonce ho suggested luucn, thereby making the other party Kept wumng icr nur return, meraii , ouo of surprise. Boston Times. Throe Very Old Women. Aunt Matilda Ritoy, having com pleted hor 120 years of ago, cotKlntios spry nnd active Sho resides with Henry MoAtce. llnnhtown A'y. llicoril. In liKli-'dfi, cays a writer in tho St. Louis Ololic-J)emocrat, I was at tho mouth of Red Rivor, on tbo ram Samp son of tho Mississippi squadron in tho capacity of "Surgeon s Steward in chrirge." In that capacity, and whilo catonng for tho ward-room mess, 1 had occasion to go ashoro frequently, nnd naturally enough I found plenty of practice among thoblaoks of theFrarik tin cstato on tho east bank of tho Miss Issllipi River. I well recollect on sev eral occasion's of Boeing an olt negress at tho quartern, nnd on ento ing into conversation with her I foundrherloto intolllgont and quite spry, and asked horl "Aunty, how old nro yout" "Doctah, I Is 140 years old." "Aro you sure of that, aunty!" "Yes, Bir, I is. I was a grand mother during tho Revolutionary War." To lest tho matter 1 asked hor somo questions about matters conneotod with tho Revolutionary struggle, and I found nil of hpr nnswors to bo cor rect, whioh made me believo that sho was not much out of tbo way. Shu gave me another genuine surprise, how over, when, pointing to another ox slave, sho mado this query: "Dootah, docs yon Bee dat gait" "Yes, Aunty, I do." I answered. "Well, Doclab, dat gal is 120 years old. I nussed her when sho was a babe." Now hero nro two instances of long evity that, I think, aro unparallolcd in any record of history. In all my in tnrrpgations I could got no contradic tions from her, aud I camo to tho con clusion sho was about right. Both women wero active and in good health, and bid fair lo last atloast another decade. I left tho "Missipsippl squadron at tho clojo of tho war, and tho last I saw of them thoy wcro tak ing care of the house they lived in and pioaninnics of other nogro women that wcro toddling around. Drank Like a Fish. Tho following is said to have beon an nblual ocourance ono day last week at tho house of a certain western sena tor, says a Washington letter, whose littlo' daughter is known for her bright ness and precocious ways. Senator B , of Kentucky(both tho senators names begin with B, and you may therefore tako your choice), strolled in, in tho course of an aftornoon reception given by tho wife of his western colleague, and presently escorted another lady to the refreshment table, where a largo bowl of lemonade tho hostess belongs to the Blue Ribbon army was provided for the thirsty visitors. In the act of raising tho glass to his lips and' looking as if ho wore preparing to swallow a do?o of medicine, the Konluckian Mt tho host ess' littlo girl cling to His coat tail, while at tbo samo limo sho mado an iraportunato request to bo allowed to look jon while ho imbibed the cooling liquid. "1 don't quito understand," said tho puzz(ed senator. "May I inquire, my dear,- why you aro so interested in tho matter!" "Ob, yes," cried tho child promptly, "I want to see you drink, beoauso mamma sayB you do it like a fish."' American and Herman Universities. Too averago ago of tbo American college studout at, graduation is cer tainly not greater than that of tho Ger man studont at 'leaving his university. Tho American student is, however, not only a better 'educated man, in tho best sense of that word, than tho German student at a corresponding age, but tho average American college graduate, who has not yet entered upon auy pro fessional study whatever, eitlinr in law, medicine, theology, or science, but who has spent thrco years at an academy of tho grado of Andover, Exeter, or East hampton, and four years at any of tho loading colleges of Now Eugland, is, by any fair tost to bo instituted by a committee of Btitish Europjan educa tional experts, a better educated man thanitbo avorago German student who has completed both his gymnasium and his university studies. Rev. Henry Loomis, in The American Magazine 'for June. How Daniel Boone Died. A Kentucky newspaper 70 years old, just found among some old papers, gives tho following account of, tho death of Daniol Bjone: "As ho .lived he died, with his gun iu his hand. Wo are informed by a gont'oman di rect from Boone's settlement on tho Missouri that early last mooth OjI. Boone rodo a deer lick and seated him self within n blind raised to conceal him from tho game: that whilo sitting thus coDcealed, with his trusty rillo iu his hand, pointed toward tho lick, tho muzzlo resting on a lug, his tace to tho breech of his gun, bis ritlo cock ed, his finger on tho trigger, ono oyo shut, tho other looking along tho barrel" through the sights in this position, without a strugglo or motion, and ot course without pain, ho breathed out his last so gently that when bo was found next day by his friends, although stiff and oold, holookid as if nliv, with bis gun in his hand just in tho act oi nring.' Ponds' Extract is used in Iho house hold of tho President as well as that of tho humblett citizen, Members of tho ai my and tho navy, iho Bar and tho IScuch, tho pulpit and tho press all ranks and classes of people have sent tlioir personal experunco and lhauks lor tbo last lorty years, until their let tors havo filled volumes, testifying to tho wonerful cures of all kinds of Pain and Inflammation, effected by Pond's Extract. .-lfoic( mutations. The Remarkable Cures. Which havo been affected by Hood's Saraaparilla aro sullieient proof that this medicine el es pomss peculiar cur- ativo power. In tbo severest cases ot scrofula or salt rheum, whou other pre parations had been powciless, tho uso of Hood's Sarasaparilla has brought about tbo happiest results, Tho case of Miss Sarah C. Whitlier, of Lowell, Mass., who suffered tcribly from scro tum sores; that ol (Jharles A. Huberts, of But Wilson, N. Y, who had thir teou abscesses on his fnco and neck; that of WillioDuff, of Walpole, Mass., who had hip dlfeoaso and ccroiuia so bad that physicians said bo could not recover, aro a fow of tho many instan ces in which wonderful cures wcro effected by this medicine. I havo told you of tho Spauiatd who alwajaput on his ppecwcles when about to eat ohe rrie, that they might look bigger and moro templing. Iu liko manner I inako tho most of my en joyments; and tlioiii. li I do not east my pj es away f rem iry trouble s. I pack them In as little coinpuss as I can for myself, and never lit them auuoy oilier?. Exchange.