4 PROFESSIONAL CAMS, u pmrz ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Offiob Front lloora, Over I'ostofll.1 DLOOMSDUnU, PA. T II. MAIZK ATTOUNKy-AT-'LAW; ' Okficb. Hoom No. 3, Colvmdian building. iiLuoMsnuito, pa. Jan. totb 1888, tf. T E. WALIiEH, ATTOllNEY-AT-LAW, llloomsbufir, P. Office orcr 1st. National Dank. N. U. FUNK, ATTOIINEY-AT-LAW. DtOOM8UBO,rj 0 11 coin Ent'a Building. J OHN M. OLAHK, ATTOliNEY-AT-LAW AXt JUSTICE OP THE PEACES BLOOMBBDRO, Pi omca over Moyer Bros. Drag Store'. p V. MILLER, " ATTOKNKT-AT-LAWf Offlcs In Drover's bulldlnr.seoond floor.roorn No. . Bloomsburg, Fa. B, FRANK ZARB, ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW. Dloomsburg, Pa. Office corner et Centre and Main Btr.ots. Clark .1 Building. Can bo oonBultea In Gorman, EO. E. ELWELL ATTORHEY-AT-LAW, UL00MsnuKd, PA. OOlce on First floor, front room of Coii Dmbian Building, Muln street, below En. chango Hotel. pA7jL-E7wiuT;i Attorney-at-Law. Office In Columbian Bdildino, Tblrd Coor. BLOOMSBURG, PA. JJ v. WHITE, AT . ORNEY-ATr LAW, BLQOMSBURQ.PA. Ofllco In blowers' Building, 2nd floor, may 1-tf s khohr. u a. wnmtsniN. KNOBR & WINTERSTEEN, A ttol-ney s-at-L,av. Office lu 1st National Bank bulldltip, socond'lloor first door to the left. Corner ol Main and Market Btreets Bloomsbunr, l'a. fWl'erutont and BouwXUi Collteltdt P P. BILLMEYER, district attorney.) ::attorney-at-iaw. 3"0fflfcu over Dcntler'8 shoo store, Bloomsburg. Pa. apr-30.86. viT. n. RIIAWN. ATTOHNKT-AT-LAW. , Catawlsta, Pa. once.ooroor of Third anil Main street. jyICHAEL F. EYEllLY, tomato, OOMor or hub. LEGAL ADVICE IN THESETTEE RrrTOF ESTATES, &C M-nm.n In Ttontler'n bulldlne With P. P. Bill meyer. attorney-aMaw, front 100ms, snd Boor Bloomsburg, l'a. tapr--8. n R. IJONOKA A. BOBBINS. omce and residence,' West First Bt'rwt, Btooms-1 Bnrg, ra. ' JB. McKEIiVt?M.J),SoreorLand Phy . slclan, north side Main Btreet, below Market D R. J. C. RUTTEB, PHYSICIAN &SDRGEON, Office, Norm Market street, BloomBbnrr.ra DR. WM. Physician, treet. M. REBER Burgeon and Office corner ol Rock and Market EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR BL00USBVS9, PA. OPPOSITE COURT HOUSE. 1 nm, end eonventent aamnle rooms;' Bath room aiot and cold water, and all modern conveniences B. V. HARTMAN BnUtSBMTB THB FOLLOWIHO AMERICAN INBURANCE'.COMPANIE8 North American ol Philadelphia. Franklin,- " " Pennjylvanla;. ," " York, of Peirasylvanla. Hanover, of N. Y. Queens, of London . North British, ot London, omen on tMKot 8trMt;o. s, Btooanbnrg, oct. 4. 1- BltOWN'B INBURANtlB Jf AGENCY. Moyert new buIMIng, Mala street, UloomsDurg, ra. I SS I iCtnaInsuranoeCo.,oinart(erd, Conn $T,(nv,o lloyal of Uverpool Jn'SSSS Laicashlro iu. ......... iO,ooo,fW Fire Assoclauon, Pbltadelphla 4'1SM!2 Phoenix, ot London. 5,:ne.270 London fi Lancashire; ot England l,TOiy;o narttord of Hartford! 2S'V5S Bprinenold Fire and Marine i... ,oh,68q As the a4fencles are direct, policies are written ortna insured wiinout oeiay m ' ul Mloomsonrg. " F IRK IN8URANQE cnrusTiAu f, enapv, bloombburgfai IIUMB,-UP Hi 1. . . MBUCIIANTS'. OF NEWARK, N. J. CLINTON, N.V. pkoplkh'n. Y. GKllMAN'AMKRICANINS..C07NEWYOrife. l'A. tillbttniiii.il i,in.i.i.,i,a a u.iu. . . JEIISKY CITY FIRE 1N&' CO., JERSEY CITY, N. J. - . tumm ..lu coaroiiiTioNS ar well Beaaewm try age and riRBTicsTknand have never ycL had a 1 nma uet t iii hv an v court, of: law Their aasalaro all Invested in solio sieoaiTUB are liable tot He- hazard or riRiouiy. l.a Losses raourrtr and noMrtTadrtteaad' paid as soon as determined- or ' unaimair-r. &Hirr,8riciAtAOEimmAiuCBTiBionMmo, Va ' tie the agency where losses II any are settled and PROMPTNESS. EQUITY. FAIR DEALING.. try 11. house, DENTIST, Bloomsburg, Columbia CoL'KtY,.Pa All styles ot work done In a superior manner ,'wsm warranted.) roprcsontuui iiiia . . id without I'lix ny me use 01 uas, ana tree of charge when artlflcUl teeth are Inserted. nfflf.nln narton's Lullrllnr.' Halm street. below Market, tivo doom, below Klelm's ilnif store, tlrst floor. lobeoptn at all hours during tht rfoi inovis-Lr Exchange .Hotel,) HENTON, PA. The undersigned has leased this well-known 1 bouse, and la urrpared to orcommodstetbe puullo with all the conveniences ot a mst-clats hotel. tlmaiM IJVin HIKI, Iitllincr. rrrAiNwiuGUT &co WHOLESALE GROCERS, 1'niLiDEirnu, Pa. TEAS, SYRUPS, COFFEE, SUGAR, MOLASSES JtlCK, Bl'lUES, B10AKU SODA, ETC., UTO. N. E. Corner second and Arch sta. tv-Orders will receive prompt attention. . , Hen WoHclrrB exist In thouands o terms, but sre surpa'ted by the marten of tmpnlinn i hnA who ore In need of nrof it.iiiawork that con be done while llvtnir jit home should at once tend their address to ........ k ' . . . I .... ...... ..1 . . ffma lull information I-ow either ei, ol all ages, can -earn from lito iKctr tay and upwarri.wner. ever they live. You are slatted free, caplttlnot Htf.itln.rf NntnA him mailA nlpr t0 In a alnrlei day at this work. All tuccettL lydfi J.R..SMITH&CO. LIMITED. MILTON. Pa., DEALXRS IN PIANOS, Br the following well known makers; Chickcring, Kniibc, Weber, Hallet & Dnvis. Can also furnish any of the cheaper makes at manufacturers prices. Do not buy a piano be foro getting our prices. Catalogue and Price Lists On application. Bcpts-sett Bitten bender & Co., WAGON MAKER'S AND BLACKSMITH'S SUPPLIES. No. 120 & 128 Franklin Av.., SCRANTON, PA. Iron audi Steel. aprlli-ly. J, W. BAEDE8, UAH BOOK MAEH, RULER Als'D BINDER, nu aiami. 01., wiLK.ES-BA,RrE, PA.. aopls-lycAbro. ALBUMS, PHOTOORAPn, AUTOOHArit AND 8cran. a larcro and comolete line at J. 11. Mercer's uiug and Book. store, Evans' Block. ALL THE FINEST EXTRACTS COLOGNE Sachets. Pomades. Hair Dtps and Bar Hum at- J. II. Mercer's Drug and Hook More, Evans' Block, opposite Episcopal Church. ,4 LL P110PHIETA11Y AND PATENT MEDICINES at J. 11. Mercer's Drug and book wore, oppo Eplscopal Church. BOOKS, STATIONERY AND WALL PAPER, A fine stock at Mercer's Drug and Book store, opposite episcopal unurcn, uioomsDurg, l'a. CASTILLE, TOILET AND MEDICATED M)APS, a full line at J. II. Mercer's Drue and Book Store, Upper Main 'treet. COOMBS OF ALL KINDS, WELL SELECTEP, AND j at very low prices at J. II. Mercer's Drug and Book store, third door above Iron btreet. IjIooils burg. Pa. C CONDENSED MILK, COXt'S, NELSON'S AND 1 Coorvr'a Gelatine. 1'anloca. Saee. Arrow Root and 1 all the prepared roods for children-and in' viuigs at Mercers I'ruir ana uook ?ion', nrf aoor above llesa' Boot and bhoe store, Bloomsburg, l'a. CANAUY, HEMP, RAPE, MILLET, MAW AND MUed Seed for the birds, ot J. 11. Mercer's Druirand Book store, first door below Creaav's Grocery store. FINE WRITING PAPERS. BY BOX, LOOSE OR In .Tablet form, at J. II. Mercer's Dmtr and Book Store, Bloomsburg, Pa. VTURS1NO BOTTLES NIPPLES. RUBBER R I A ties, Teething Rings and all requisite Jlnrsery that win contribute to the buby'e 1 ties, Teething Rings and all requisite 1 1 he am ness, at J. 11. Mercer's Drug and Book More, ti doors above Evans Eyer's Clothing store. OIIYSICIANS' PHESCHlrTIONS AND FAMILY I receipts carefully nrenared at all hours at .Mercer's Drug and Book store, Bloomsburg, Pa. mOILET AND INFANT POWDERS, ROUGE, 1. L'03'oetlo and gold and silver Diamond Dust, nt J. II.' Mercer's Drug and Book store, No Main street, liloomeburg, Pa. WALL PAPRR-5IANY KINDS AND MANY Drtces at Mercer's Dmtr and Book store. opposite Episcopal Lhurch, Bloomsburg, l'a. JUUCO,t;,Dl, HandlUniD. HAKElt RKM. CO ,I)oi IIH HoHoloJ).Y. BERSIAN BLOOM. Beit Ccmrliiloa Sits- , rUStir.BkliiOiire.iid Hlemlab EraiHotortnown, j Bm4 ctamp tor tri.l pukv Addr.u m boT, nov85n.ecoly. 4 iPENNEY GOODS I Alexander Bros; (6 Co., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN CIGARS, TOBACCO, CANDIES, FRUITS ATsD NUTS, A SPECIALTY, SOLS 1Q1HTS rOB F. F, ADAMS tl CO., FINE OUT CHEWING TOBACCO sole agents of the fol lowing oranas ui Cigars. HENRY OLAY, LOMDREB, NORMAL, INDIAN PRINCESS, SAMSON, SILVER A8n. faOLB HENRY MA1LLAEDS HECA.NDIES.- FRESH EVERY WEEK. Bloomsburg, Pa. trm rm WW Hnvo received a largo stock of OE TIZLSTO-S for tho Spring trade, consisting in part of Velvets, Body Brussel and Ingrains.bmyrna and Cocoa Rugs, Cocoa Mattings, and a nice line of Canton Mattings. ISIiOOWSBUltG. PErra'A. r Feb. Id, HM8. ?ois. civile NO. ONE. NEED Remain A DYSPEPTIC. "I Iirvo been suffering f0r over two years with Dyspep sia. For tho last year I could not take a drink of cold water nor eat any meat with out vomiting It up. My Ufa wa9 a misery. I had had re commended Simmons Liver Regulator, of which I nm now taking the second bottle, and the fact is that words cannot cxpiefs the relief I feel. My appetite is very good, and I digest everything thoroughly. I sleep well now, and I Usui to ho very restless. I am ileshing up fast) good strong food and Simmons Liver Regulator have done it nil. I writn this in hopes of benefiting some one who has suffered as 1 did, and would tako oath to these statements if .desired." E. S. Hallow, Syracuse; Neb.' CROWN ACME THE BEST BURNING OIL THAT CAN BE MADE FROM PETROLEUM. It gives n brilliant llffht. U will not. smoke thecilmncys. It will not char the wick. It lias a high tiro test. It will not explode. It Is pre-eminently a family safety oil. WE CHALLENGE COMPARISON With any other Illuminating oil taadc We Stake Our Reputation, As refiners, upon tho statement that It Is THE BEST OIL IN THE WOULD. Ask your dealer for CROWN ACME. Trade for Bloomsburg and Vicinity Supplied) by MOYER BROS., Hlnomsburg, l'a. Bep2-iy, CLOTHIHGJ CLOTHING! Cr. W. BERTSCH, THE MERUIIANT TAILOR. Gents' Furnishing Goods.Hats & Gaps OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. Suits made to order at chott notice and a fitalwais guaranteed or no sale. Call and examine tho largist and beet selected stock of goods ever-shown iu Columbia county. Ptorc next door to First National Bank, MAIN STREET, Bloomsburg Pa. PATENTS Caveats and Trade Marks obtlned,nnd all Patenti hli.u. rli.r.,.rl rnrMnnKlti.TK FEES. .nm i.vwinu in ni'I". SITK V. 8. PATENT nvvirp. wit hAVA no Rub.af?enelfB. nil business direct, hence can transact patent busti ess In leas umeanu at, i.jysa tuoi imu www V sendodc'l, drawing, or photo.wlth description. We advise 1! patentable or not, tree ot charge. nnv too nr.t. rtnn till nnlent IS secured. A book."Ilow to obtain Patents, "with references to actual clients In your state, county, or town, sent tree. Address C. A. SNOW & CO., (iDimaltH Patent nmoe, Wahlngtnn, K C. M. C. SIM & BRO. BLOOMSBURG, PA. Manufacturers of CARRIAGES BUOCIES, PHAETONS SIFIGHS. PLATFORM WAGONS &C First-class work always on hand, BEPA 1R1NQ XF.A 1L YDONh. Prim mlurfd In mil Ihr timet. $65 i AMpNTilana HUAKD (or 8 bright ANY OiDER FOIL PB5TIV.VI1 will bo SUPI'IiIEL) Willi TUB LOWEST Market Prices as follows: ORANGES, LESIONS, BANANAS, PEANUTS, ENGLISH SOENIS FOR walnuts; UUKAJl NUTS, ALMONDS, POP CORN BALLS. Brussels, Tapestry iiiiiiiiiE ' BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH, 23, SEEING HUMAN NATURE. ITS DEVELOPMENT A8 SEEN BY A SUPERINTENDENT OF THE POOR. The remaU Slijlork A Mother. Lot. for Her Afllletett liny A Recent Ar rival 'Shipping I'nuper. from Knrope. A Dlxrliareil Sitllnr. Mr. Wllllftiii lllnke. simfrlntcndent of ouMoor poor, works from 8 n. m. until 0 p. in. every week tiny, ami while lie talks he is HstenlnB to complaints, appeals. nrimmciits unci iuiiulrlrs, iind his hands nro busy sIuiiIiik pnpors, innklnp; metn oraniia, liaiiillnt; nut bottles of cough mix ture, piitlltic hh tiniilu to vouclii'i-s, open Ill) letters mid v.irlous other occupations. ny unit ot (iniiiir tnreoor tour thliinsnt once " lien lie Is inoit ruvlied, lie lunnnRes to itct ibe at erase down to nbout nltio .things per tnlimte that lie gets through with nil nay longi While Hit! reporter sat WRtchlnu him and waiting to hear about bis observa tions upon bitmnti nature, the dull brown tatter festooned chain of misery that moved its human links alone; the front of his desk was suddenly broken by a very chnrmlne variation upon Its monotony. An exceedingly protty young woman, with pouting red Hps, sparkling eyes and rose leaf roniplexloiij n young woman prettily cloved, wearing rich furs and costly Jewelry, and a mnrvelously hand some hat altogether quite a patrician fsque young woman stopped before Jlr. make and said: We have a tenant; n widow with a child, whocannot nay her rent.- We have dlipoSRexied her, or at least served her with a notice of dispossession, but we can't put her out because hor-child is very sick, no I want you to semi an am bulance and take the child awuy to some hospital." You want n to take tho sick and lier- hnps dying child nwny from its mother, so that you can throw the mother Into the street and let your room to a better paying tenant!" ea, sir," replied the J'ounsr woman, stlMly, but with a little flush .on her checks, as it she was just beginning to real ize Hint her attitude might not bo admired by people weak enough to bo humane. .Mr. Wake's eves projected themselves. and he seemed making an elfort to swal low some words that would not have sounded prettily. After a brief but Im pressive silence ho answered sternly! .No, l shall do nothing ot the sort. If the poor mother brings her sick child nud n-ks us to care for it, we will do the best we can, lint we have no right to do what you ask, e never Interfere between landlord and tenant." The handsome young woman reddened angrily, nnd exclaimed argumentntlvely: "lint she can't pay nerrcntl " "1 have told you that I can do nothing for you," replied Jlr. Blake, in a. tone of disgust; "we do not interfere between landlord and tenant." Tho pretty female Shylook' gave her head an Indignant toss, Hashed a look of scorn upon the poor wretches Mirround- lng lier who wcro listening ana viewing her with expressions of t loathing nnd sur prise and quickly went out. A pale, thin, weary looking young wo man, still bearing traces of beauty, came up to the desk, and said, with evident effort; My little boy is deaf and dumb, nnd paralyzed. I can no longer keep him. I nave come to see if you will put him in somo institution where he will be warm and taken care of." "Are you a widowf" "No. sir. I have a husband, but ho. can- get little work to do. Wo aro very poor; and have another child, which Is all we can take caw of." I will send your child to Randall's is land, where ho will be very well cared for, if yon desire It. When will you bo ready to have tho ambulance tako him awayf" She seemedito hesitate, but nerving her self, replied; "Any time, sir." "Very well, tho ambulance will call for him to-morrow morning." She turned very pale, her lips quivered. and her eyes filled with tears as she ex claimed Impulsively: Uhl sir, make it UTluay. i-et mo have him one more day." Mr. make kindly told her how well her little nlllicted boy would bo cared for, which was tho best consolation she could h'lve had, and when she went away re marked to the reporter: "There's more human nature for you. I wonder it that young Shylock who was in here a while ago will ever have In her breast a mother's heart as tender as that of the woman who just went out." The clanking ot tno unman ciinin mat drags Itself before Superintendent Uluke'n desk is almost wholly in a minor key; Nmv and then, however, there is a little relief to Its monotony, A young (iermnn istood continently up. anil lu resiHinse to the question, asked lu (iermnn, "How long have you been In this country!'" replied placidly: "I arrived jcslerday." My uoui" ejaculated make. "Ann you've found this place already! Well, I've known ol their being pretty soon oeiore, but he is the freshest thing I've seen yet." The recent arrival was sent back to Cestlo Garden. The state board of chari ties nnd nm- municipal commissioners of clu lilk'S and collection have plenty of bu.lucttt in shipping off paupers, the burden of whoso support properly belongs upon oilier toummniiics ami even In other countries. ' l'!;o Swiss cantons," said Dr, Hoyt, 'op.-nlv and boldly ship us their paupers, even claiming a right to do so, nnd com placently invite us to reciprocate by send ing our p uipeis to them, if we can, Hut ho cuuml. Uitcn our paupers going to Switzerland! Not much. They know when they are ell oil, We also get gieit numbers of the most undesirable cla-i of immigrants from the Austro- Polish, Italian and German lowest classes; the greater numbers and the worst the Auitro I'ulMi. They come here to live by begging and crime, and if we do not ttieceed in catching them and turning them back they nre a burden practically from the day tlicy land." A in l. t i ii man. erect, bronzed .uv ex.- posiue to i no- ciommtvnnu!we,irn,iR2fK tailor s hat, wanted to no sent to lioston. I iiavo ueeti (ifsciinrgeii from tho Trenton," he said, "Anil It scm pretty nam, inr rve wen in mo semcu sinco lbOl; but It was my own fault, I'Want now to go back to where I have frlfjnds and take a fieih ktnrt." Whatever his fault hail been, tho poor fellow looked a it hp had reponttnt.of it, nud liW innnly.waytorncrptuig,lhJtu atlon disarmed criticism nud moraliiing. He got lils transportation. "Tlierr," said Mr. Blckej "I think you've tflti some samples of ' hurrtari na ture as I Heo It etery day, and if they are not enough for yon corn ngitui."New York Sun. When1 the western man goes east hb car ries tlie consfiAovuuasa of playing (Mgiwt, part Itvthe making of an empire'; hisllQVt- , ..... 1. 1 ia JOU js large, uuv liu iiuua iiimvuii. nui rounded by an atmosphere of Indifference or non-comprehension of the prodigious nessot his country, ot incredulity as to tho refinement and luxury of his civiliza tion; and self-assertion Is his natural de fense. This longitudinal incredulity and swagger Is a curious phenomenon. Lon don thinks New York puts on airs, New York complains of Chicago's want of modesty, Chicago can seo that Kansas City and Omaha aro aggressively boast ful, and theso cities acknowledge tho ex nanslvo self-appreciation ot Denver and Helena, Charles Dudley Warner In Harper's Magazine. Number of Female Lawyers. Somebody has Ilgured out that the fov male lawyers in Hie unncu rjtates num ber 45, aud they are to be found iu Iowa, U: Missouri. 3: Michigan. Ol Utah terri tory, 1 District of Columbln8j Maine, It ptilo, 4( Illinois, lj W isconsin, i mui ana, 2 Kansas, 3 Minnesota, (from lovva.j California, v; uounecucui, 11 Massachusetts. It Nebraska. 1; Washing' ton territory, li PemuylYanla, l.St, Lools IlepubUcau. HOTEL LIFE IN CHINA. COMPANIONS EAT WHO SMOKE PEANUT8. AND Bleeping on n llmle Ilm.h Cov.r.d with llecri Mat. and I'rovtil.it with a Wooden riltow Illlt of Fare for Supper A Wakeful Night. An odlclal In big tortoise shell spectacles examines my. passport, reading It.slowly and deliberately aloud In peculiar sing long tones to the crowd, who listen with all absorbing attention, Ho then orders the pcoplo to direct me tonccrtnln hlttlm, Dr Inn. This Inn blossoms forth upon my, as yet, unnccustoined vision as a pecu liarly vile and dingy little hovel, smoke blackened nnd untidy as a village smithy. Half a dozen rude benches covered with reed mats and provide.! with untomtort able wooden pillows, represent what sleep ing accommodations the place nltords. Several other lodgers occupy the room In common with myself; some are smok ing tobacco and others are Industriously "hltt'ng tho pipe," The combined fumes of opium and tobacco are well nigh un bearable, but there Is no alternative. The next bench to mine is occupied by a peri patetic vendor ot drugs nnd medicines. Most of his time is consumed in smoking opium in dreamy oblivion to all else, save the sensuous delights embodied In that ojieratlon itself. Occasionally, however,, when preparing for another smoke, ho ad dresses me nl. length in nbout one word ot pigeon English to a dozen of simon pure Cantonese. In a spirit of friendliness ho tenders mo tho freedom ot his pipe nnd a little box ot opium, which is, ot course, "declined with thanks." MORTAR AND PESTLE. Long Into tho midnight hours my gar rulous companions sit around and talk and smoke nud eat peanuts. Musqultoes likewise contribute to the general Induce ment to keep awake; and after the others havo Ilnnlly lain down my ancient next neighlior produces a small mortar and pestle and busies himself in pounding drugs. For this operation lie assumes a pair of large, round spectacles that in the dimly lighted apartment and its noc turnal associations nre highly sucgestive ot owls and owlish wisdom. The old quack works away at his mortar regard less of tho approach of daybreak, now and then pausing to adjust the wick iu his lit tle saucer of grease, or to Indulge In the luxury of a peanut. Tho proprietor of the hittim seems overjoyed at my liberality ns I present him a ten cent string of (sin for the night's lodgings. Small as It sounds, this amount is probably three or four times more than he obtains from his Chi nese guests. AT ANOTHER HOTEL. The hlttlm of Ixi-pow is somewhat su perior to that ot yesterday; It Is a two storied building, and the proprietor hus tles mo up stairs lu short order, and looks me in. This Is to prevent any possible hostility from the crowd that Immediately swarms tho place, for while in ids houso ho ki in a measure held responsible for my treatment. Tho bicycle is kept down stairs, where It performs the olllce of a vent for the rampant curiosity of the thousands who besiege the proprietor for a peep at myself. A little cup and n teapot of hot tea is brought me at once, and my onler taken tor supper; tho characters on a limited written vocabulary proving invaluable ns' an aid toward making my gastronomic preferences understood. A dish of boiled fish, pickled ginger, chicken entrees, young onions, together with rice enough ta teed a pig, form the ingredients of a. very good Chinese meal. Chop sticks are, ot course, provided; but as yet, my dex terity in the manipulation of these articles Is decidedly of the negatie order, and so my pocket knlfo performs the dual ofllco of knife nud fork; for the rice, one can use, after a manner, tho little porcelain dipper, provided for ladling an eil smell ing liquid over that staple. llrend, there is nono ,in China; rlco is the bread of both this country ami Japan. During the night one gets a reminder of the bck-Jees of Constantinople In the per formances of a night policeman, who passes by nt Intervals loudly beating a drum. This, together with roysterlng musriuttoes, and a too llliernl indulgence in strong tea, banishes sleep to-night almost ns cITcctually as tho pounding of the old drug vendor's pestle did at Chun-Koug-hoi. Thomas Stevens in Outing. l.icltlnc Cause, of Malaria, Tho circumstances under which malaria prevails as a local disease though sufll- cleutly maiked are jet in some degreo complicated and perplexing, it Is certain that the exciting cause ot the disease is something present lu Invisible eflluvia from the surface ot the earth, it seems almost as certain that decomposing or decomposed vegetable matter Is the source ol tho infection; yet too appearance oi malaria In such a place ns the rock ot Glbrnlter, which Is characterized nyan en tire nbsence of vegetation, presenta an ap parent exception whlcn prevents us irom definitely deciding that vegetable matter alone can produce the malarial infection. Moisture Is necessary to produce the poison; yet moisture alone, or ever, with the necessary degree of heat, is not sum- dent: on the contrary it appears that it only tho soil whence malarial eflluvia have arisen could be Kept permanently soai.eu with moisture there would bu no in fection. Tho soil must first bo for a while sod den with moisture, then dried, before the invisible eflluvia the marsh miasma- become dangerous. The heat necessary to produce the poison migst be somen hat greater than CO degs. and somewhat less than BO degs.; between these limits, but not outside them, heat does Its poison generating work, w o nave m these con ditions alone a certain power ot influenc ing malaria, ns has been shown by re pented exnmples. Hlchard A. Proctor in inter uceau. Curlyle anil III. Clear. An Kngllsh pnper declares that "one of the saddest domestic tragedies In modern literature was largely due to no other cause than that Mrs. Carlyle had not learnt to like a cigar," Carlyle was leav ing once for Scotland, In 1S51, and went to his wife for a parting kiss with a lighted cigar in his mouth. She resented this. Though Carlyle constantly fell out with his wife, he never fell out with his mother, simply because tho old ludy had been brought up on tobacco, and mother and son alwaysT'smoke!' their 'pipes ot peace together In the tltchon. New York Sun. . Dead Letter-nine ?ln.enu. Connected wlth'lho dead letter offlce Is a sort ot museum-vvhtr curious' articles that come In tho mulls and cannot be re turned to owners' are nlaced on exhibition. In the cabloetBliKh extend round the room are sh!owna'rtiileslnnnmerabl and varied, many of-vvhich. have h stories. Thero are pictures, aud toys-and Jewelry without number; Several Indian hatch- ots which-were-unclaimed give to one of the cabinets an nrchieologlcal apiienmnce. and u ludr ot Indian pipes ot red .and- stone cross each other lu truly iieacetui stvle. una of the rare-curiosities- is a eheet of parchment, on which Is pinned tho Lord's prayer In fltty-foui' languages.' It Is said to be n duplloaU.of v parchment tvTilM.'.liat,!. In Ctt PAt0ra nt. llnn ...W., ... wv, ... ....... V, cnicagQ iieram,t . , ,t, A narber. Observation.. Th6 lotrnacloiia hartVs iiotv nnflhen have Intervals when' 'they"remarlc Inci dents, that,scnpo tho attention ot many in tho tear; and rush ot llftj "Vail sleep on the right side of your bbJy," one qt them eaia me pmer any, as ne epppen ineeemt blonde hair of a customer. "WTiyf'1 lie- i-nliBA ,lAnt. vnn .in hut:' Tmtirbiilr t. thicker on the Tight thanort (ie leffaldef We can vwWly tell on Which" side a ens tomer'slecpi. Theheat? Is coriflnert to tho side ol the head tistlng'ou. tho pillow, nnd that heat makes Mbe hair crow thicker' about the temple." The barber didn't exnloltvthe accepted statement that the constant wearing of the hat piwluccs so much heat that men addicted to the prac tice ie uaio, flew xotk oun. 1888. AUSTRALIA'S EUTURE, THE COMING GREATNESS OF THE ANTIPODEAN REPUBLIC. A Century Hence Ie Will 'tie re'opletl by 50,000,000 or Knellth Rpeakltlar Inhnb Itantn MUtre.s of Hie Itaatern Archi pelago A New Type. There Is every reasonable probability that in 1088 Australia will be ii federal republic, peopled by 60,000,000 of Kngllsh speaking men, who, .sprung from the samo races as the Americans of the Union, will have developed a separate and recog nizable type, resembling, yet differing from, that of their cousins In the western Atlantic. The most dllllcult work of set' tlemcnt, the provision of food, houses, in struments nnd organization sufllclent to tempt and to provide for increasing multi tudes, has been accomplished, and soon tho stream of emigration that wonderful outflow of annual armies from Europe, lenderless' but obedient, guldcless but un falteringwill turn to Australia ,lu In creasing volume. Tho populousness is nlmost certain, and bo Is its organization as n republic, and as wo should predict, a republic with cer tain aggressive tendencies. Australia will have no boundaries but tue sea, no neigh bor who dnro threaten her. no absolute need for a foreign policy of any kind, but Blio will have oao none the less. Her pco plo will differ from the American. They will not. be so entirely agricultural an the Americans were, they will be horsemen, not gig drivers; they will have almost from the tlrst moro nmbltlon, nud they will In many wais have at once a greater largeness ot view nnd more unscrupulous- ness. Already their foreign policy In terests Australians acutely, nnd their first effort to met as a nation has been to form a licet. Already they display that curious feeling, so different in dllferent peoples, that distance on water has for them llttlo or no meaning. They never dream ot excluding New Zealand from their nggregute,- though it is as far from their const as Constantinople from Lon don; nud they rage at the occupation of tho New Hebrides by foreigners, though the islands nre 1,200 miles away. Their whole conception of distance differs from ours as might that of tho inhabitants of a larger planet; and their grasp, when they begin to grasp, will be far reaching. uescenueii from nnventurers, not from Puritans, taught hardness by their early contiif with violent criminals, accustomed to tho management of dark subject races for half Australia can only he culti vated by their aid and eager as men ot their climate must be for pleasant lives, they will thirst for dependent possessions, for gardens were fortunes grow, for the splendid fragments of a broken continent which spread in threo great Unci of islands from tho Australian mainland to that of Asia, and they will possess them all. From tho Philippines in the north about as far off from Australia as Mew Zealand Is straight down to tho south, Borneo and Sumatra, Celebes aud Java, tho endless Islands of tho Danda sea, and the graud mass, ol Papua, will all belong to the Australians' nnd will bo' cultivated for them under their government, as owners as well as rnlcrs, by the- 'overspill of southern. Asia, which by that time, unless the ratio altera; will be groaning uuder twice its existing population. The Australian republic will be mistress not only on her own continent, but of - the Eastern archipelago that is, ot tno lands which In alt.tlie world are richest in min erals, forests and the means ot yielding all that the tropics can produce. Thd de sire to acquire these possessions", the ne cessity of defendiug them, .the habit of ruling them, win rorco upon Australian statesmen and people, fleets, armies dark as well as white and alliances; and with thorn Ideas, hablta and methods of polit ical organization widely different from those ot the Americans, from whom they differ also in the arrangements ot their society. It Is dllllcult, without mere dreaming. to predict what the lutuvo of this society will be; but wo venture to think that it will approximate much more closely to tho Italian than tlie American type; that is, it will be democratic, but not hard. Tho early Americans, whose influence is only Just dying out, were men ot aus tere temper who led on an ungrate ful soil New Ilugland is worbo to farm than Scotland lives of per manent hardship. They had ta fight tho sea, tho snow, tho forests, the Indians and their own heart; and did light. them all, if not with complete success, at least with iiersistent hardness. The Aus tralians, wo conceive, with a more con genial and altogether warmer climate. without Puritan tradttions, with wealth among them from the first, and with a habit of communion with Europe, will bo a fcof ter, though not weaker peoplo, fond er of luxury and iietter tilted toenioy art. wiin an appreciation, of ueanty wiucu tne Americans have never shown, and with not only a Jovo for literature but a power ot producing it in original forms. They will be a people growlug and drinking wine, caring much for easy society, ad dicted to conversation, nnd though ener getic, with n keen desire for a well ordered and restful lire. They will not, unless compelled, allow their women to wear themselves out as the Americans do; will, iu truth, wo sus pect, witli that climate to mold them, ana that indifference to expense wnicn is one of their marked characteristics, never bo happy without servants, a difference, which, as tho servants must oo nan;, may profoundly nffect their civilization. They will, In short, desire easier and larger lives than the Americans do, will be less persistently laborious, and will feel we noto this already iu Australians almost as strongly as In Callforulans a sort of worship for their climate, Tho note of discontent which penetrates tho whole Anvercnn character will be no- scut, nnd it not exactly happier, they will bu more nt ease. All Australian development will bo affected by that difference, nnd ns they ceaso to bo British, Germans and Irish, tho men of tho now typo which will gradually be born, tho distinctive and separate "Australians." will bo ns distinguishable In England as tno Americans, nun uisimguisuauio aiso from them. Tho typical Australian will b ii sunnier man. Spectator. t hieken Cholera for Itublilti. M. Pasteur's plan of exterminating -ahiilts has been tried iu a field near ..helms, mid is said to havo succeeded. Hie field is walled iu and was full of bur rows. The gun and the ferret nnd been vainly tried. M. Loir, nephew ot M, Pasteur, went down aud mured on a truss of hay somo broth full ot tho microbes ot chicken cholera. Tho next day nineteen dead rabbits were found, and two days later twelve more. In somo of the bur rows were discovered families of dead rabbits, aud not one living rabbit has since been seen. London Times. Crow. Ver.u. Kngllsh Fparrow.. A fight between nbout 100 crows nnd perhaps 200 or 300 English sparrows was witt.essed at cuniminsviile, u lust be fore sundown some timo ngo. Tho crowB wero returning to their rookery from feed ing, when they were attacked by the .nar rows. Four or five of the latter would get after one crow and pick it so badly ns to almost disable it. in fact, three or four fell to tho ground, being so badly in jured as to be unable to fly. The light resulted in the complete rout of tho crows. and they seemed only too anxious to get away. One ot them which was picked up was found to have had both its eyes itteruuy picked out. iioston midget. Overcoat, as I'lieumonlu llreeder.. Judgo Tillman, chairman ot tho con gressional committee Investigating tho Heading strike. U 00 years ot age, strong and active, and has never worn an over coat. Like Hannibal Hamlin, ho has a great prejudice against this garment, ".An overcoat," he Bays, "is a pneumonia breeder, When I am cold on the etrvet I button my coat, and the blasts have no terrors. lor me, Yvnen t wna at Harvard cobege that was forty yearn ngo-rl tried to wear flannels, but I've never worn m Bloc." Nwr Yoric wo'i THE-COLUMBIAN, VOl XXII NO 12 COLOMBIA DRMOOKATt VOL LI, NO At RAINBOW FOLK LORE. BELIEFS CONCERNING BEAUTIFUL LUMINOUS PHENOMENA. Divine Itunor. nnd Worship Veld to th llow Varlmi (tame. Olven A Me.son- ger from Itraven Tito Hoed of fiaul.. A Demon. Many curious beliefs concerning the. rainbow tho most beautiful of the lumin ous phenomena of tho sky or air have prevailed In an ages, and no still survive. The ancients have left on rocord many of these strange beliefs. They grow and spread during the Middle Ages. The symbolism ol Christian art employed tne rainbow as an ornament, Christ being frequently shown seated on the many colored arch of heaven. The bow has been recognized bs the deity himself, and divlbe honors nnd wor ship have been paid to it. Ancient ureeks of Delos offered cakes of flour, meal nnd dried fruits to the rainbow. Iris, the charming nnd swift messenger of the gods, was tho rainbow in early mythology, and one of tho lesser divinities In Olympus. In Samoa the rainbow Is recognized as the village god, and Pnva (god ot war) appeared in its shining arch. Mozambique. Turks regard It as the bow of Mouloueou (genius of good), and Turks as the bow of Uousa (angel ot clouds.) Iu the Philip-, pine Islands vows are addressed to it, and, after rain prayers are said t,o it. It was one ot the, servants of the sun In ancient Peru, nnd a niche was reserved for" If in : the Quito temples. In Tahiti it Is one of the children of tho God Taaroa, When not regarded as the deity himself. it is often believed to be in some way con nected with him, as many of modern names for it indicate. Caribs consider it the "basket of the God Joulouka:" Samoyedegf "tho edge of the garment of supreme being," and Kamschntkans, 'the uod iiuoucay." Its name In San scrit was the "arm" or the "bow ot Indra," Godot the Elements. In Finnish it is called "Ukko s bow;" Tslgane peas ants call it the "ring of God," nnd Scla- vonlans the "seal of God;" Croatlans, the "belt," "rod," "foot," or "stave 01 GOd,"1 while to inhabitants ot Archangel, the Walloon country, and to Arabs and Czecks It is the "bow of God." It is known in one part of Franco as the "girdle of God." uthcrs credit the saints with, power- through It. Various saints have been se lected as patronymic. Iu is "St. Mark's bow" In parts of Italy and "Franc! ''St.- Martin's ring" In other localities of France, and hlsi "bow" in still other places, and in Spain also. Iu Belgium it Is called "St. Michael's bumble bee;" In France "St. Bernard's crown," and in Lorraine his "body;" in Provence and Dauphuy his "bridge." It is "St. Leon ard's crown" in one place, his "carriage" in another. ISasquo folk lore records its name as tho "arm of St. John.' One Arab name is the "bow of the.prophet." in accordance with the tradition that the ranbow was a sign and a promise' to Nbah, we find It connected with his name in many place, nnd frequently shall also linn it in weather indication. Sicilians call It "Noah's arch;" provincial Itus- sians, "P,oah a legacy," and it Is named tho "boat of the Holy fleluge" in Francho Compte. Itegarded in many lands as a messenger from heivan, or a way to' the celestial regions, the luminous bow, is named in accordance with theso beliefs. in oiu f rencn ana in modern j innisu dia lects it is the "celestial arch," while iu Spanish it Is the "heavenly bow;" in Ar decho, the "bridge of' the Holy Spirit;" in Welsh, the "arch of tho Trlnityj" and in central Ilussia, the "bow of pardon." Ancient Eddaic lore named it "Bifrost, the bridge between heaven and earth," over which the gods journey. Later Greek mythology represented it as the road to the gods by which Iris traveled.' "Arcanum non Irim. sed viam Iridis dixit," says Suevius. In Austria-Hungary, the rainbow is tho bridge by which St. Elian descends from heaven, and the thunder Is the sound of his chariot wheels. Central Asian tribes also call it "St. Ellas' Bridge," and ltus slan peasants of Kazan name it tho "In clined Bridge." In one portion of Franco It is said to be the shadow of a brlilue which exists between earth and heaven. Iu Greenland and Slavouia it is the road of souls, nud is thus confounded with the Milky Way. Welch tradition represents tho rainbow as the way by which tho man lu the moon climbed to his elevated porch. It Is the way by which saints de scend to eartli to punish and reward men. according to Lettonlan traditions. Souls of tho just ascend to heaven thus In many beliefs, aud it is frequently named a lad der. Ukraine peasants say the angels de scend by It to draw water from the earth to replenish the heavenly reservoir, whence full the copious showers., NevyZealanders thought It a ladder by which their chiefs climbed into tho sky, nnd Philippine Islanders, si stairway by which the souls' Of those dying n violent death ascended to heaven. An Indian folk tale relates that mlco climbed Its threadlike steps to heaven, gnawing them to liberate a cap tive thero Imprisoned. Contrary to this idea ot a celestial ori gin, tho rainbow la sometimes regarded as demoniacal. The Karens ot Hurninh point it out to their children as a demon tlint will devour human iouK The uu- fortunate possessor of 'theso will, they say, die a sudden and violent death. It is also said to devour human beings, which causes It great thirst, and It is then that It Is seen over a pond drinking the water. I. fc. llnssett In Globe-Democrat. The Dog. of War, In tho next war, wo may expect to see dogs tako a prominent part. Tho French nro training a pack of largo aud fierce masturs to attack dummies clothed In Prussian uniform. The Idea, if successful. will doubtless draw attention to the use of other animals for such purposes. America now iceus, clonics and arms foreign na tions when they wish to tight, nnd lends them money when they get hard up, and doutless wo can nlso supply them with an kinds or nmmais lor war purposes. Perhaps the American skunk might prove even moro emeaclous In battle than tho dog, At till events It would bo inter esting to watch what tho Prussian army would do when attacked by a pack of trained American skunks. Philadelphia limes, Ituastan Church Affair. Although tho czar Is the nominal leader ot the Russian church, tho re sponsibility of directing Its affairs rests with the holy synod, composed ot the metropolitans of St. Petersburg, Moscow and KicIT, Tho primate of these, the metropolitan of St. Petersburg, occupies a largo and handsomo palace, with n vast number ot clerks uuder him. nnd has n gift of f 13,000,000 annually from the pub lie treasury, besides tho offerings collected In all tho churches. New York Eveulug worm. SLEEP. Come, i.leep, oli sleep, the certain knot of peace, Tli ruining place of nil, the balm of woe, Th iioor 111.111. wealth, tho prisoner's release. Tiio iniiiiiLT'nt juiigo ix-'tuts'ti the. tiign aud low. lake iiiou ui nm miiooui pimms, Mveeteti bed; A liuimiier tteaf to noise und ijiiiul to ll-ht; A rosy garland, and a weary head. -Mr 1'hlllp Bi.lney. Wraith of tlm KiillisehlliU. The Hothschllds bellevo In enjoying their wealth, and like to have nice things about them, One ot the Frankfort barons not long ngo paid ifKiO.OOO for a silver cup, which lie wished to use ns a center piece of a table service which he was making up, and one of the Vicuna barons has a stable which cost him fbuiXKj. This stnble has marble floors, encaustlo tiles painted by distinguished artists, and Its walls are frescoed with scenes done by well known pnluters. The rings, chains aud fittings of tho stable are silver, nnd one box stall for n (uvoiito hoito cost, It la Bald, 13,000. The Income of the owner ot ihla stabla is about $3,000 n day The Argonaut- BouQro, Mexico, levies a tax of f on very child born thero. SONNETS, t. I cannot love theei Thnufth we dwelled apart . Ivigiie. tipnn leaRiie. of endless sea and .rinnt. Though through long jears no mewaga eat fh.t born- Of thf glad tidings. Idling hrn limit art Btlll thy ihimh nlwence eoul.1 not bring a smart To my brave soul, ror rroin us inmost core Purines the floe lml that knit, us .termor.. A hopeful iwtlenee, foreign to Hip heart Wont to rush forward all too engri ly. Oops with me day and night, a f.lth subltme As deep as life, more strong thflnilralh or lima, Till lint illtUes us now, the sky atM sen Themselre. seem to repeat the Most refrain 8o ure as tied llres we sliall meet agn In I n. I cannot loso then! Though liotwpon thy heart And mine a legion ot black phantoms lay Like a ertm host or foe. In war's array- In vain the bristling Inneaorsnlft nlngcd dart. To .trlko my ilaunllesa soul a bleeding .mart. No earthly mer my eagerness vouuatay From cutting through ten thousand league aa- That should unerring lend me here t hou art, Armed by the faith sublime that thou aoU . Are knit by bauds that time and ueatn aery, Invincible, as to my ear grow, plain i- Wbnt muat ere long toll forth a loud rexak, Swelling to heaven from Joyous sea and shore Bo sure a. God lire. wi shall part no morel -Btuart Sterne la "ifc-yona tne Shadow." The Contagiousness of. Crime. Under the title the "Contagiousness t Mnrder" M. Anhrv has published an claliornte thesis, lit which, among other things, he argue, that the relation ot n crime, reproduced with minute details by. the press, frequently leads to a series of. crime, the means ot execution of. which nre copied from tho sime "crime' type-." Ho believes tne.se catcs to be cases ol veritable Imitative contagion. Of course tho plea of Insanity cuts its usual exaggerated figure In this disqnUI-' Hun. Hut the four principal elements necessary to constitute an epidemic of. murder nro given as suggestion, itnlta,, Hon, heredity nud rontaglouMicFH. Mureau de Tours proposes the following preventive measures: 1. A healthy moral Individual. hygiene. 2. The morallzatiou of habit... 3. A restriction of tho publication of crimes. 4. A more logical severlty-ln th Judgment ot criminals. Chicago News, 3llniiesntR's Twin Cities. Onu of the most Impressive things to an enstern man in both of them is their pub lic spirit, nnd the hnrnumy with which business men work together ornnythlng which will bulhl up and beautify the city. I believe that the ruling force ihMlnue. spoils is of New England stock, while St. Paul has a larger proportion of New-York' people, with a mixture of southern; and Li have a fancy that there Is a social shadliie, that shows this distinction. It Is .worth noting, however, that the southerner, transplanted to Minnesota or Montana1 losoe tho lalsser falro with which he. is. credited at home, nnd becomes as active, and pushing ns anybody Both cltlos,have a very large Scandinavian population. Charles Dudley w arner lu Harper s Maga zine. Anrielit Cnul. Curious Coin. "There Is a curious shaped coin." con tinued Mr. Pnrskey, placing on the table, a small bronze affair resembling adiminu tlvo horseshoe or a letter V. It was about a quarter of nn Inch thick nnd two lnche. across. The ends weieoval and flattened. "It was in use In ancient Gaul." ex' plained Mr. Proskey, "about 2,000. years ago. Ills Mild to have been used In Africa-, nud Ireland. It was a very convcnleut shape, jou see. You could string a dozen of them on a stick or carry them in your belt or hook a lot of them together. There nre not many of them found, hut there is. no demand for them, and a ppeclmen.ls. only wortli about $10. New York World. Ciiculne. for Seasickness. The empress of Austriaglvesthestrong- est denial to tho assertion recently niade by eminent iiysicinus both iu this coun try nnd ju I'liirope, concerning the eflicacy of cocaine ns a remedy for seasickness. She declares that, notwithstanding the met that her inedlcal attendants adminis tered it to her iu largo doses during her recent yachting trip to Corfu, slie.suffered more from seasickness than on any prev ious occasion. New York"World. Decay of Different IVooita. Testa have been made to determine the- variations lu the length of time that it requires-to produce decoy-in differenL-klpds , of wood when buried under the .surface of tho ground. The birch and nspen were .found to decay in three years, the willow and horse chestnut In,four years, mnplo and red beech In five.years, elm aud. ash. in seven years; me larch, jumper ana arbor vitro were uninjured at the expira tion of eight years. Globe-Democrat, At th Hull. Admiring Mamma (pointing to ) her, daughter) Don't you think that.JJannle looks so nmch better in that dress, Mrs, Greene, than In any she bns evcrhadf Airs, tiruenciwmi emphasis) wny; my dear Mrs. Scott. 1 dou't think anything could improve Nannie's nppearnnco. It was meant as it compliment, but the fond mamma took it otherwise, aud now they don't speak. Harpor's Bazar. She t'liilemtooil the Slluntlou. "Didn't you meet father In the hall, last night as ho went out?" she nsked, lu cold, sarcaKtlo tones. "No," lie replied, sadly, "I didn't meet him. We were going the same way, and 1 was only n short distance In front, of him." "Oh!" she said, with' a cruel, algnlil-, cant smile, nnd sailed nwny. Washing ton Critic. Sli,lue at St. I'etemburg. In the monnstery of St. Alexander' Nev ski, in St. Petersburg, is a massive shrine of pure silver that weighs two tons. It in pyramidal iu shaK', dccoriited-.wlth tho, must beautiful cliased woik and-is Bur mounted with angels the sizo of a mnn, molded of solid silver. Tho monnstery also contains tho crown of St. Alexander nnd the iicil on. which Peter tho Great died. New York Evening World. Ilwl Her l'lrturo Taken. My llttlo (laughter goes to the Trinity Sunday school and has been to several re vival nieetlugs. Last week she had her photograph taken, aud after the operator had finished her griiinliiiiitlier asked her bow she felt? She Kiid i-ho felt about u; she thought they do when they go forwanl for praei-s, they dou'l know wlwther it took g(xal or not. Henry W. Woodbury In Boston Globe. An eminent firm of sonn makers ottered to supply the British census gratis if they fchould be nllowed to print thelradvertise meiits on tho back. Not accepted. When Ml' Ideas uet Into llttlo minds something s bound tobpivad. Itia usually uio mouin It is an interesting fact that tho old British war ship, In which Mr. Darvvlu circumnavigated the world, and began those speculations which revolutionized fcclenco, Is now a Japanese training ship. Despite its transformation of name and change of ownership, the famous old ves sel still floats. Instead of tho Beagle, the name is soma uuspellablo word with Urn usual ship title ot Maru after It. The Japs arc proud of their treasure. Home journal. AVortU Went TUnuecessury. llobert (who was at the offlce very late last night) My dear, have you seen any thing of my boot si She (sweetly) Yes, love, they are down here oa the hat rack. Life. Ch. mains Short TUnd Wrlt.r. Mr. A, B. White, the well-kuowii author of " White'. Phonography," famout as the Champion Shorthand Writer of the "World, received the first prize. In thi In ternational contests at London, Edinb irgh, Paris aud Berlin; he came near being per manently disabled by rheumatism. 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