COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT. BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
Beading ths Human Turn.
TUB OIIAnAOTKR OKNERAI.I.Y DRAWN VT'
ON IT IN UNMISTAKABLE LINES.
Every bno know that men'n passions,
pro'tans'ilics and peculiarities, aa well
as their calling, aro reflected In their
faces, bat it is only the few who havo
made the study ot physiognomy an es
pecial pursuit who aro gifted with tho
powor of reading thoso faces. Judges
who havo Borved long terms on tho
bepoh, lawyers in largo praotioo and
doctors of emlnenco possess tho power
of interpreting physiognomies more
largely than other people Mat any
one can acquire tho rudiments of the
ar( by dint of study.
It Is as impotsiblo to disguiso a face
as a hand writing. When tho expert
oomes tho dieaulse is torn off and the
faoo tolls the true story of the spirit
inside tho body. Ono only needs to
visit tho oonitentiary to realize how
undeniably vice writes its sign manual
on tho features. It is not the drunk
ard only whoso red nose, flabby cheeks
and rheumy eves betray, him: it is tho
sensualist whoso vice is road in his lips,
the lenave whoso propensity is reveal
ed by the shape of bis month, the man of
Tlolenoo who is surrenueroa oy ms eyes.
An experienced dotcotlvo or a traiuod
jallo; seidom needs to ask the crime of
whioh his prtsouer was guilty, lie
can tell it by his tace
It is aulte" evident that in the future
the study of phsiognomy is going to bo
Eursned.mpre vigorously than It has
een. As a means of preventing
orijhe, it may prove invaluable. Ho
constantly do wo hear of men "fallinc
from grace," as the phrase goes I Yet
these men. must have carried their
crimn in their faco for a lone time,
If any one had been able to read their
ieaiures me nunumei uuub unm ucvu
averted. Haw often are wo assured
that this or that, criminal enjoyed tho
perfect confidence of his employers and
Ua nnVilin till tVlft VOTV AaV at hit Aa-
V11U " " " . - ' J J -
teoiionj an expert physiognomist
would probably have spotted him long
before. Aeain, faoe reading might bi)
turaed to fine. accounts in business. It
is well known that every man's faco is
more or les9 stamped by tho pursuit he
follows. An experienced observer can
generally detect a lawyer, or a doctor,
or a merchant,, or a clerk, or a mechan
ic, or a clergyman, by merely studying
his face.
Thn Rtndv might be carried much
farther. Tho same rale which enables
an observer to distinguish a lawyer
from a merchant will, when followed
ont. enable keen . eyes to separate able
lawyers from lawyers who are incom
potent, merchants who aro going to
makg a fortune from merohants who
are going to fail. Men often carry
their destinies as well as their character
In thAlr faces. Indeed, the former
depend so largely upon tho latter that
it would be singular if it wore other
wise. Women, too, will be able to
' discriminate amopg their lovers, and to
nick out the man who win maice
good husband from one who will have
to bo dragged into a divorce, court.
All the advantages which Fowler mis-.
takenl7 told us we were going to de
rive from the study of plronology we
may possibly gain from the oldtr and
mnre mysterious science of face read
ing. San Francisco Call.
' Kojal Princes and Thoir Pipes-
GREAT SMOKERS AT TUK OEIUIAN COUBT
THE CROWN rUXNCES LOSS.
From the London Referee, Febroar y 15.
One of the greatest deprivations
whioh the Crown Prince has had to
endure is tho loss of.his pipe. "Unser
Fritz" was. always a great smoker, and
he dearly loved to blow a cloud from
a big-bowled wooden pipe, which the
Prinoess Royal carried for him with
hor own fair hands. Tho Crown
Prinoess unlike Mrs. Carlyle has al
ways encouraged her busbaud to smoke
at .home.
The man who smokes at home and
whose wife does not object to the smell
of tobacco has the pathway of domes--tie
happin .-ss rolled and made smooth
for -him. Half tho misery of married
life - has .its origin in the lady turning
up her nose" at the smell of a cigar;
The Crown Princess has never made
this mistake, .and bQ,- many pleasant
evenings has. she epenUwjth her bus
band at home, she doing her needle
work or, reading aloud, and he smoking
his. long pipe and feeling beautifully
comfoi table and Jazy aud snug.
Of:late the poor Prince has had his
pipe taken out of bis mouth. His ail
ment has literally put his pipe out
Not only must he not smoke himself,
but he cannot breathe the air that is
impregnated with tobacco, and so bis
sous when they come to see him have
to smoke out of doors. It is to this
fact that San Remo at one timo muster
ed among its attractions a royal Prince
with a briar-root pipe perpetually in
his. mouth. Prince Henry, the Crown
Prince's Becond son, smokes his pipe
in the English fashion, and smokes it
mornlni; noon and night. You could
meet, him when he was at San Remo
strolling about after breakfast with a
well colored English short clay or cutty
In the afternoon he made just this sac
rifice, to fashion he changed the clay
for a briar-root.
It is related of bim in San Remo
that, going to church ono Sunday
afternoon, be started with Ms prayer
book under his arm and his briar-root
well alight in his mouth. A young
English triend of his, who was staying
at oan Hemo, ventured on a mud re
monstrance. "My dear boy," said the
EncliBh dandy, '"you are not coins to
church with that thing in your inoutbt"
Prince Henry took his pi no out of his
mouth and looked at it. I beg your
pardon old fellow," he said i 'I forgot
it was Sunday." Ho ran back home
with tho briar-root, and reappeared
with a meersohaum.
Saved by a Woman's Bravery,
City Banker Ruined, ruined I
am' to-day worse than penniless!
Wifo On, husband, has tbo bank,
brokeriT
0.- U. Worse! worse than that.
Wife And has your Chicago in
vestment been swept sway, tool
O. B. Yes, and more: all your for
tuoe' I was keeping in trust.
Wife -lias it come to that 1 But
cheer up. husband, dear; all will be
right. We will weither the disaster,
O. B. No hone; all is lost.
"Wife (heroically) No: not all. I
will oountermand.the order f'ir that
new dress at Madame De Polonaise's,
C. B. Thank heaven, we ire saved
(Tableau).
Ooniumption Barely Oared,
To tiif. Editor: Pieose inform
your readers that I have a positive
remcdv tor the above named disease,
By its timely use thousands of hopeless
cases navo ueen permanently cured. 1
shall be glad to send two bottles of
my remedy freo to any of your readers
who have ooniumption, if they wit
send roe their express nnJ poHtcfHce
address. Respectfully, T. A. Sloouin,
M. C., 181 Pml St., N. Y.(88nov0rj.
Boys and Famine.
non btjrdettr tells wit the iocno-
' STF.nS I.RAVE TIIE FA KM
"Wby do tho boys leavo tho farm V
wails a writer in an agricultural journal.
Well, dear brother, thoro aro several
reasons. Uno Is beoauso tho boy is
not 05 years old at his birth. Then,
11 tnero is a noo on tno iarm weigmng
14 ounces, bright as a nioklo plate, and
sharp as a razor, and another hoo
weighing something less man a mean
ing plough, with an edgo on it like a
hammer, and a sapling with the bark
on it for a handle, tho hired man lakes
one and the boy gets the other, and
every man in America knows whioh is
the other. Did you over stand with
such a hoo in you hands away, down in
a corn row cn some airless, stilt, hot
summer day, 20 acres of corn-blades
and tassels wilting about you, standing
14 Inches higher than your head, shut
ting out every last trace of breathablo
air, and then hoar a locust down in the
edge of the timber strike up his long,
strident monotonous call to make it ten
times hotter T And all this time a cool
creek not a milo away, loitering in
deep, silent pools in shady plaoes in
the woods, or breaking into merry
dancing ripples over tho pebbles T And
in tho big, deep holes, tho fish iuat
lying around waiting for a boy t Well,
then, you know why somo boys leave
the farm. Slill boys can bo kept on
the farm and made to stay thero all
their lives, l'ou drive a long spiko
through a boy's abdomen and through
a livo oak tree, and clinch or bolt it on
the other side, and then saw off tho
boy's legs and break his back, and he
will stay on tho farm. Yes thoro are
some other ways we know, but this is
the only infallible method.
Nutritious Baking Powder.
By Pbof. D0REHU8, of Dellevue Med
ical College. N. Y.
It is a serious problem for the phys
ioloeical chemist to discover the best
metfiod of supplying the hiiinau sys
tem, especially an exhausted ono; with
tho requisito amount of phosphatiq
food for the organism to remain in
health. Tho phosphatio salts are, noyer
wanting, in tho most nourishing varie
ties of food, whether -vegetable or ani
mal. They nro cloaoly allied toiall.the
vital functions, aro constantly .being
eliminated from tho body, arid must be
replaced by a fresh supply; The tes
timony of thousands govs to show that
under thn prevalent conditions and
habits of American life, thoro are few,
who aro not greatly benefitted when
they partake of these samo phosphates
as restorative agent'. Tho sales of
phosphatio preparations for medicinal
use, or as a mild tonic, havo assumed
enormous proportions.
On April 22nd, 1856, Prof. Ei N.
Horsford .secured his letters patent' for
the manufacture and uso of an acid
pnospnate ot lime to do incorporated
with staroh and bicarbonate of soda,
and thus servo as a baking powdor.
This is the first, instance in. which; be
sides acting as an aerating agent, a
baking powder was to add nutritive
elements to tho bread, l'nospuatio
powders, are to.dav the sole exemplifi
cation .of this important principle.
The natural phosphates removed, frntn
tho grain in .the process ot bolting tho
flour aro bv Horsford's method restored
brousb the baking powder. While
the residues which all baxing powders
leave, oxcept those whioh, consist of,
salts which volatilize, completely under
the heat, of the baking oven,, ore
)f a nature, which makei it a, matter ol
doubt whether they should, be intro
duced into the system, in case .of tho
phosphatio powders tho residue is of
positive value and is not foreign to
the flour, but composed of tbo same
salts, practically which form the ash
t cereal grams. acientijio Ameri
can.
Tho Old Reliable "Rutnford Yeast
Powder" is made by, Pi of. Horsford's
process.
Tho Standard Authority in England
for. drugi" and their uses, The British
Pharmacopoeia, .speaks, highly of the
aiue ot I'onu s Extract tor diseases ot
the mucous m "nibrane, for Piles, and
for subduing Hemorrhages.
The Kalevala, thn groat national
opio poem of tho Finlaoders,- which
Max Miller in bis lecture "1 he Scienci-
of Langu'ifie places by the side of the
Iliad ot Homer, is now for the nrst
time, in complete form, translated' into
KnciiBb, the translator being lit. J. aL
Crawford, of Cincinnati. It tB shortly
to be published in two octavo volumes,
the poem being great in magnitude
nearly 23,000' lines) as well as in
charaoter.
Apart from tho literary merit of the
poem, whioh is pronounced by all
critics to be extraordinary, it has a
ourioos fascination for American stud
ents of poetry because it is seen, as in
mirror, tho inspiration which enabl
ed Longfellow to produco his famous
Indian Edda "Hiawatha.'' Indeed,
because, of the close resemblances in
many points, Longfellow was, by some
critics, upon the appearance ot Hia
watha, cnarged witn plagiarism, though
his friends olaim that be made no
more than legitimate uso of the liter
ary material which the study of the
l&nguago and mythology of tho Finns
gave him. The present edition will
for the first time give curious readers
tho opportunity of personal investiga-
UUU, UUU B11UI11U U1U IlUIUtH Ul Bllllll'
arity extend bo greatly as to compre
hend "popularity'' also, the translator
will bo able to reap a small fortune.
It is to bo published by John B. Al
den, New York and Chicago.
An Imperative Necessisy.
What pure air Is to an unhealthy lo
cality, what spring cleaning is to the
neat houseeoper, so is Hood s Harga
parilla to everybody, nt this season.
The body needs to be thoroughly ren
ovated, the blood purified and vitali
zed, the germs of .disease destroyed,
Scrofula, Salt Rheum, and all other
blood disorders are cured by Hood s
Sarsaparilla, the most p ppnlar and buo-
P,
aines
mW . .4
For The NERVOUS
The DEBILITATED
The AGED.
Bill lye Pfttbetio-
HK RELATES THE STORY OF TIIE FARMER'S
RACE AQAIN8T TIME.
From the Mow York World.
"l'vo put In fifty years farraln.' I
never drank lickor in any .form. I've
worked frofe tcii to eighteen hours a
day 1 been eoonomlcal in olozo and
never wont to a show moro'n a dozen
times in my lifo 1 ralsod a family and
learned upwards of 200 calves to drink
out of a tin pail without blowing all
their vittles up my sleeves. My wifo
worked alongside p' mo sowin' now
seats on the boys' pants, akimrain milk
and even holpin' me to load hay. For
forty years wo toiled alone together
and hardly got timo to look Into each
other's faces or dared to stop and get
acquainted wifh caoh. other. Then hor
health failed. Kctohed oold in spriog
liouee, prob'ly skimmin' milk and
washin' pans and scaldin' pails and
spanking butter. Anyhow, she took
to a long breath one day while tho
doctor and me were watchin' her, and
she says to me, 'Henry,' savs she, 'l'vo
got a chanco to rest,' and sho put. one
tired woreout hand on tho top of the
other tired, woreout hand,, and I know
she'd gone where tboy do&'t work all
day and do ohores, all night.
"I took timo to kiss her tbon. I'd
been too busy for a good while pre
vious to that, and then I called in the
boys. After the funeral it was too
much for them to stay around and eat
the kind of cookin1 we had to put up
with, and nobody spoke up around the
bouso as we" used to. Tho boys quit
whistlin' around tbo barn and talked
kind of low to themselves about goiu'
to town and gettin a job.
"Thoy'ro all gone now, and the
Bno.w is four feet deep on mother's
grave up there in the old borryin'
ground."
Thirty Facto Worth Knowing,
The second largest stato is Califor
nia. Nebraska is more than twice the
size of Indiana.
Michigan and Klorlda aro tbo, same
size.
Texas is four times as, largo as the
New England States.
Dakota is larger than England, Scot
land and Ireland' together.
Tho population ot London, England,
is equal to that of Canada, or that of
New York State, including its cities.
Kentucky and Portugal aio about
tho samo size.
California is nearly five times as
large as Ireland.
The Island of Cuba and the State of'
Tennessee arc nearly equal in area.
Brazil is nearly as largo' as the Uni
ted States ; but tho population of the
latter is six times that of tho former.
Tho population of Canada, Now.
York, Ireland and .Belgium are1 about
tho same.
If the people, of Canada and ot the
United States were placed in the State
of Texas, the number of persons to the
square milo would bo fewer than at
present in China.,
The population , of Canada is double
that of Australia.
Colorado is as large as New York,
Pennsylvania and New, Jersey togeth
er. It would take ten, states as. large as
Massachusetts to make a state as large
as Kansas.
'There aro more people in the cities
of New York and Brooklyn than in
the Stato of Massachusetts, including
its cities.
There are more-people in tho City of
Chicago than in the State of Connecti
cut. Onr. New York Letter,
New York, Thursday,-r ,
Dkab.Mu. Editor.:
The, brightest and quaintest idea is
the one the new publication "Dress" is
advocating, "All ladies should -wear
pantaloons." Do yuu agree ,with, it T
At, any rate, your male readers should
know of the N, Y, Standard Pants Co.
of 66 University Place, Mow York
City, who aro msking to order fine,
woolen, pants for S3, and send them to
customers ,by mail. They send to any
address ou receipt of C cents in stamps
25 samples of cloth to choose from, a
full Bet of mt asuremeut blauks, a fin
linen 60-inch tape measure free and a
lot of oilier valuablo points. They al
ways guarantee satisfaction or refund
tlo money. Tell every reader to try
them. All New York is wild over
these 83 pants. Everybody is wear
ing them.
Yours truly,
A.- Roosevelt.
Archie's "a-lf-Denial."
From tlie Buffalo Ez press.
A young woman teacher in one ofi
the Episcopal Sunday-schools a few
Sundays ago bad been seeking to con
vey to the minds of her littlo charges
some idea of what constitutes a proper
observance of the Lenten season,
among other things, she told them that
they should give up somo of their
pleasures, and to enforce this idea she
asked each what they would let go un
til master, a reddte said be would stou
eating candy, Willie volunteered to
lock up his checked name of life. Char
ley said he would not go to the theatre
and Louis decided to dispense with tho
syrup on hie pancakes. "And now,
Archie, said tho teacher, coming to
tue lost iamb in her tlock, "what pleas
ure are you going to give up 1" "I'm
gom' to stop comin' to Sunday Bchool,"
was tne prompt and deoided answer,
Eggs as a Tribute to the Zing.
Formerly at'tbe approach of Easter
an tne nen roosts 01, franco were tan
sacked for tho' largest eggs, which
wero brought as a tribute to tho king,
At tbo -conclusion of the Easter hicli
mass in tho chapel of tbu Louvre lack
eys brought into tbo royal cabinet
pyramids of gilded eggs, placed In
baskftts adorned with verdure ; and the
chaplain, after having blessed them
distributed them in the presence of his
most unnsuan majesty to all tho per
sons about the court.
HERE TOtlZ
Ctlerr and Coca, tha Bmmtnent In.
fndlenu. are iho but and aafert
Hervo Tonics It itrenitbena and
quteu tne ntrroua ajtum, cuiini
Rtrroui Wtakncai, UjitcrU, Bleep-
AH ALTERATIVE;
ItdrlTMOUt thapotionotuhtunanof
tha blood purifying and enriching It,
and to orercamlnr tnoaa tlWeaaw
rteultlng from Impure or lrnpover
Uhed blood.
LAXATIVE.
Acting mUdlbutfurlronihebowU
ltcurec habituU conrtipitlon, and
promoteirvrulrJiUi. Itttrcnatn
eni the itaoaacti. and aid dLreailua.
DIURETIC:
Q In lu oomjcUlan the beat and moat,
attire dlureiieaof the Materia Medlca
are combined iclentlfloallywuli other
eOecttTe remediea for dlaeaKa of lb
kidney a 1 1 can be rtlkd on to rite
quick relief and tpeedj cure.
lleadail1lohUelianiilpS
t" VnaKf mbc ban wd Uila nau4f vita
rj-JSjjbWjaflt. lWll-Un.ai.lw
tt'M ftu, tr raiUM;
Bis Beard for a Bhreud.
SIMCY TRESSES FROM A HEAD MAH's OWN
after thirteen years ncRiEt).
cinon (Ma) BpeeUl to 'FrUco Examiner.
Old-timers will doubtless remember
tho death of Hal Clayton somo thirteen
yoars ago. Ho was a gambler by pro
fession, of tho better class of Bports,
and when he died of a fever was buried
in a vault in a oemctcry and his body
placed in a costly metallic oaskot un
der a glass o'aso.
His wife, who was frantic with grief
placed her diamonds on his shirt front.
These stones were valued at $800.
Fearful lest thn gems would bo taken
from tho vault, she placed a watch
at the tomb, and It was maintained for
many weeks. Clayton was a South
erner, and tho body was disposed of
after Southern fashion, above ground.
A tew days ago George Dobbs, who
has care of tho cemetery, was possess
ed with a curiosity to visit Hal Clay
ton's tomb, and, securing tho keys of
the vault, took a look at the remains.
Ho was astonished to find that Clay
ton's beard and mustache had grown
under the glass case, to such an extent
that they reached below his knees.
Tho, .massive beard was a rich brown
color, extending in wavy masses over
his body, and having a perfectly fresh
healthy appearance, as it might have
had on a living man, Tho beard had
been growing in this way tbirtoen
years, and, for aught anybody knows
will hold its Btrange post-mortem vital
ity. Clayton had a romantio life. Ho
was engaged to the handsomest young
girl in the South, and Jeft her to Beek
bis fortuno in thn West. She becamo
tired of his abscence, and, setting out
t6 find him, drilled homeless and
friendless from one1 raining camp to
another like a leaf in a storm. After
years of this life sho met her former
lover, but was so changed by her wan
dering lifo that ho rotused to marry
her.
After his repudiation of his old
sfvoethoart he became sick,-aud when
lying at deains door she oamo to his
bVdside and nursed him back to health.
Filled with gratitude at her devotion,
he renewed tho affection of his youth
and married ber. Sho proved a devot
ed wif e,i and when he died sho built at
lare expense the vault where his re
mains now lie and in whiob his rich
brown beard has been growing all
these years. Whether the diamonds
are on his shirt front is not known as
tho beard hides tho body from the
knees up.
Growth of Gossip.
It takes a long, conscientious lifo to
build up a reputation, which may yet
be injured for a time by a breath of
gossip. For example something like
this may easily happen. Mrs. A says,
in all innocence, to Mrs. B :
"That Mrs. Newcomer is so fond of
her children. The other day when I
called sho was blowing soap bubbles
with Ihera through a common day
rs. B, in her next conversation
with Mrs. C, retails the story, slightly
altered :
. "That Mrs. Newooraer is so odd.
Mrs. A saw her amusing the children
with a common clay pipe."
Airs, u to Mrs. u mat jura, new
comer uses a common clay pipe.
Mrs. JJ to Mrs. K That Mrs. new
comer smokes a horrid old pipe. I
don't see how any woman in her sober
senses could do that.
Mrs. E to Mrs., F That Mrs. New
comer smokes a pipo and.driuks dread
fully.
' Social conversations are often like
the game ot "Scandal." An .innocent
statement becomes bo distorted, after
many repetitions, that it would never
be recognized at the source from which
it started. Youth s Companion.
SOME DOCTORS
honestly admit that ther can't cure
Bheumatlim and Neuralgia. Others
say they can but don't. Ath-lo-pho-ros
says,lnothlng' but cure.
That's, the secret of its success.
Years cf trial hare proved it to be
a quick, tafc, lure cure.
ConecmL Jr. n.. Sept . ISM
In my own famUr Athlophoroe wae used
aa a laet resort, the user navtar suffered
from rbeumatyun for Tears and hanoar
been treated for the disease by different
phrsldans In. this State and Maasachn.
setts -wltnoat' eTPir temporary relief.
pis haye used till remedr wrih the same
results claimed for It. C.1I. Wnaox.
. ., . DobuqnIowe; Jin.'r,iana;
Atnlophoros hsa completely cured me of
nerrons headache, and I feel thankful for
au tne good It has done me.
Mrs. Locisi Ciilsar.
1 4V- Send 6 cents' for the benutlfut colored pic
ture, ',' Moorish Maiden."
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Cn4RI.ES KHCG,
HloeiHsburir, Pa
When' I say Cur a 1 do not main merely to
stop litem lor a time, and than liars thani r
turn auiiln I Jiiuy.A lUDlgAL CUUE.
I hate made the disease of
FITS, EPELEPSy or
FAIXINQ SICKNESS,
Allfelnnst atndy, I wamiaht my remedy to
Cur a the worst cases, because others have
falledlano reason fur not now rrrelvlna a cure,
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ot my iNrAt.uBLa ItauiDr. (ino Etpinj
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HAT
AILS
YOU?
, So TOO feel dull, languid, low-spirited, lire
leas, and Indescribably miserable, both physi
cally and mentally 1 experience it cnso of
fullness or bloatlnir nfter eatlnir, or of "o-nnc-nesa,"
or emptiness of stomach In tho morn
ing:, tongue coated, bitter or bad tnsto In
mouth. Irregular appetlta, dlulneM, frciiiciit
headaches, blurred eyesight, "floating specks"
before the ores, nerrons piostrntlon or ex
haustion. Irritability of temper, hot Hushes,
alternating' with chilly sensations, aliurp,
Mtinp, transient pains liero cud thorp, cold
feet, drowslne-sj arter meals, wakefulness, or
disturbed 'and itnrefresbing eleep, constant,
Indeacribablo feeling of dread, or of Impend
log calamity ?
It you have all, nr any considerable number
of these symptoms, you aro suffering from
that mmt common of American maladies
Bilious Dyspepsia, or Torpid Liver, associated
with Dyspepsia, or Indigestion. Tho more
complicated, j our ulscoso has become, the
greater the mtuhcr nnd dUcrslty of symp
toms. No matter wlmt rtafn it has reached.
Dr. Plerce ;olden Medical Dlecovcry
will subdue If, It taken according to direc
tions for a reasonable lengtli it time. If not
Cured, complications multiply und Consump
tion of the Lungs, Skin Diseases, Heart Disease,
Rheumatism, Kidney Disease, or other grave
maladies aroniilto lublo to set In nnd, sooner
or later, Indueo a fatal termination.
Dr. IMcrce'a Uoldeit ItSfdlcnl IMs.
Covery ncts powerfully upon the Liver, nnd
through that great blood-purlfylng organ,
cleanses tho system of all hlood-talnts and Im
purities, from whatever cause arising. It Is
equally efficacious In acting upon tbo Kid
neys, rfhd other excretory organs, cleansing,
strengthening, and healing their diseases. As
an appetizing, rcstnratlvo tonic, it promotes
digestion and nutrition, thereby building up
both flesh and strength. In malarial districts,
this' Wonderful medicine bos gained great
celebrity in curing Fever and Ague, Chills and
Fever, Dumb Ague, and kindred diseases.
Dr. IMorce'. Golden medical DIs.
!CURES ALL HUMORS,
from a common Illotcb,. or Eruption, to the
Sorst Scrofula. Salt-rheum, " Fever-sores,"
caly or Itough Skin, In short, all diseases
claused by bad blood are conquered by this
powerful, purifying, and Invigorating medi
cine, (treat Hating ulcers rapidly hcnl under
Its benign Influence. Especially has It mani
fested its potency In curing Tetter, Kcicma,
Erysipelas, Dolls, Carbuncles, Roro Eyes, Serof-
ilous Sores and Swellings, Illp-jolnt Disease,
White Swolllngs," Goitre, or Thick Neck,
id" Enlarged Glands. Send ten cents In
stamps for a large Treatise, with colored
Slates, on Skin Diseases, or the same amount
3t a Treatlae on Scrofulous Affections.
"4 FOR THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE."
Thoroughlycleanao it by.uslng Dr. Fierce.
Qoltloii Medical Discovery, and good
digestion; a 'fair skin, buoyant spirits, vital
strength and bodily health will be established.
CONSUMPTION,
which Is Scrofula orthe Lungs, is arrested
and cured by this remedy, if taken In the
eferller stages or tbe disease. From Its mar
velous power over this terribly fatal disease,
when first offering this now world-famed rem
1 dy to the public Dr. Pierce thought seriously
of calling It bis "Cohscmption Curie," but
abandoned that name as too restrictive for
a medicine' which, from Its wonderful com
bination of tonic, or strengthening, alterative,
or blood-cleansing, antl-blllous, pectoral, and
nutritive properties. Is uncqualcd, not only
aa a remedy, for Consumption, but (or all
Chroulc Disease, of tho
Liver, Blood, and Lungs.
'For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Short
ness of Breath, Chronlo Nasal Catarrh, Ilron
obitls. Asthma. Severe Coughs, and kindred
affections, It Is an efficient remedy.
1 Sold bv Druggists; at 1. 00, or Six Bottles
for 5,00.
tv Send ten cents In stamps for Dr. Pierce's
book on Consumption, Address,
'World's Dispensary Medical Association. -
003 mailt St., BUFFALO, N. If.
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THE N. Y. STANDARD
$3.00
CUSTOM
MADE
PANTS
Hal ll uIh fxxnartriissr nor tKa lav rHr la (csAa eat
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roolclslhoftti WlMtdMlra udpatWrsc It lavary ((rong
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awaiy muum oar asuauuv
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Both are Symptoms Tdf a Disor
Oereo STOMACH AND LIVEfl.
MANDRAKE IS A SEDATIVE, AND'
A3! COM POUNDED IN
DRiSgHENGK'S
Mandrake Pills
WILL
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r.c.ltir,rii. nr.J.U,bcUtuckSou,l'liilad's.
Tint's Pills
Malaria, Dumb Chills,
Feyerand Ague, Wind
Colic, Bilious Attacks.
They produce raarnlar, natural evar.
tialloiia, Huter;rleurlulerrr tilth
llly liisluea.'Aa funiily mcdli liiu,
tlivy alioulil be tutery Ituuaebulil.
SOLI KViatYWJIIHtK.
MTIU.0aM0iri
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GRATEFUL-COMFORTING,
COCOA
fetmdlt.
TO CONSUMPTIVES
Us WISCllESTKU'S IIYPohllOSl'IIlTK or
I.1MR and HOI). For consumption, weak lunpt,
rouEha asthma, bronchitis, and treneral debllltr
It Is an acknowledged speclflo remedy. THY IT.
I'rlce II and l per bottle. iTcparcd only by
rtiPiuiiKMinu s cun vnemuts,
1M William Bt., New York.
Bold by Dnifgiats. Bend tor Circular.
feblldlU
LIEBIG COMPANY'S EXTRACT
OP MRAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Tia
vourlns ctock for Boups, Made Ulshea and
Sauces. Annual fmlo 8 000,000 Jars.
LIRHIG COMPANY'S EXTRACT
OF MEAT. An Invaluable tonic "Is a suc
cess and a boon torwhlcn nations should
feel cratefuL" Bee "Medical l'ress," "Lan.
cct,,ro.
GENUINE WITH BLUE SIGNA
TURE
OFnARONLIEIlIO Infao-stmlle serosa label.
Highly recommended as a night cap instead
of alcohollo drinks.
LIEBIG COMPANY'S EXTRACT
OF MEAT. To bo had of all storekeepers.
Grocers and Chemists. Sole agents for the
United states (wholesale only) o. Davll a
CO., Ken-church Avenue, London, England.
febl7d4U
&AXI.KOAD SIKH XAIM
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Dr. 8.th Arnold. Ifed. CorD..Wooniocitt. H. I.
c28i&tem
QELAWAKE, LACKAWANNA AND
BLOOMSBURG DIVISION.
STATIONS.
NORTH.
ru
p x
a. u. a
U.
NoRTnmixauND,.!,., 6 40
x ts
10 10
10 25
10 28
10 3S
10 53
11 00
11 07
11 IS
11 22
11 26
11 30
11 37
11 44
II 43
11 68
12 OS
12 16
12 20
12 23
12 30
12 37
12 41
12 45
12 60
12 66
1 03
1 11
1 19
1 25
1 80
r u
SOUTH,
d IS
uameron. d m
630
6 34
6 40
6 63
7 06
7 12
7 20
7 27
7 31
7 35
7 42
7 49
65
8 06
8 IT
8 22
8 33
8 33
8 88
8 45
8 49
8 63
8 68
9 03
9 09
9 17
9 25
9 80
9 35
A U
Chulaslcy s no
Danville s 08
Catawlssa s 26
1 68
3 14
1 19
2 it
2 28
llupert..- 0 so
moomsourK ... 0 so
SDV. 0 42
.lmo Hideo. 0 60
Willow Orove ... s 64
Iirlircreek. s 63
nerwicK 7 05
2 49
2 51
2 69
3 09
3 19
3 20
S"S5
3 39
3 43
Heach Haven 7 11
Hlck'BFenr. 7 16
Shlcksnlnny 7 aO
nuniOCK'S 7 .a
Nantlcoko 7 60
Avondale. 7 64
riymoutn 7 c
Plymouth Junction,.... 8 03
Kingston 8 os
uenneit n 2
Maltby 8 17
Wyoming 8 23
3 62
3 60
4 01
west niision s in
Plttston..
, 8 S3
, 8 40
, 8 48
, 8 64
, 9 00
r f
A U
Lackawanna ....
Taslorfllle.
Bellevuo.
BCRANTOK
4 22
P X
au
8 60
9 66
10 00
10 08
10 Id
10 22
10 27
10 80
10 34
10 33
10 42
10 47
10 51
10 63
It 02
11 12
11 22
II 28
11 37
STATIONS.
ru
2 05
i'ii
e 21
2 28
2 34
S 89
247
2 60
2 64
2 39
8 03
3 00
3 19
29
3 39
3 45
3 61
3 57
4 01
4 OS
4 12
4 18
4 24
4 29
4 46
4 64
5 00
6 15
r u
6 20
6 23
6 30
6 87
6 45
6 60
6 65
6 59
7 03
7 07
7 12
7 It
7 21
7 25
7 43
7 55
8 07
8 13
8 20
827
8 31
8 83
8 41
8 47
8 62
8 57
9 IS
9 23
9 28
9 45
HCRiNTON.. 8 10
Hellevue. 6 16
Taylorvllle , e so
Lacaawanna. e sm
Ilttston 6 SA
WestPlttston 6 42
wiomintr s 47
Maltby s M
uennett 0 m
Kingston S (8
Plymouth Junction...... 7 06
Plymouth 7 10
Avondale T 14
Nantlcoko 7 19
uunlock's 7 26
Hhlckshlnny 7 47
Illck's Ferry T 55
ueacn uaven , s ut
Ilerwlck , 8 07
llrtarcreek... ............ 8 13
willow Drove.... 8 it 11 43
Lime nidge. 8 20 11 62
Kspy. .. 8 :s 11 t9
oioomsDurg . 12 oa
Kunert 8 37 12 10
Catawlssa 8 .2 12 is
Danville 8 67 12 30
unuiasicv. u U3
Cameron 9 07 12 40
NOKTHtniBIBLaXD....... 9 22 12 5
a at r it
T U
r v
Connections at Ttunert with PhllsdplnhlA
Reading Railroad tor Tamanend, Tamaqua, Will,
lamsport, Sunbury, I'otl svllle, etc At Northum
berland wltb I'. & E. Dlv. 1'. R. It. for Uarrlsburg,
Lock Uavcn, Emporium, Warren, corry and Erie,
v. r . uaui jkaij, tif ii. aian.,
Soranton, Fa
Pennsylvania Railroad.
IUII
Philadelphia & Erie R. R, Divis
ion, and Northern Central
Railway.
M
TIME TABLE.
In effect FEB. 8, 1883. Trains leave Snnburr
EASTWARD.
0.40 a. m.. Sea Shore Kxrjreaa (dally cicect
Scndan. ror narrlsbunr and Intermediate stations.'
arriving at Philadelphia S.15b. m.; New York,
B.W p. m. ; Baltimore, 4.40 p. m. ; Washington
5.M p. m., connecting at Philadelphia tor all 'Sea
shore points. Through passenger coach to
pniladelnhla.
1.43 n. m Dav exnreas
dally except sundaj),ror Uarrlsburg and lnterme
mate stauons, arriving at rnuaaeipnia
6.60 p. m. ; New York, .Ji p. m. ; Baltimore
(.49 p. m. ; Washington, T.ii p. m. Parlor car
through to Philadelphia and passenger coaches
t urougn to rniiaaeipnia ana Baltimore.
7,4S p. m. Kenovo Accommodation (daily
tor uamsouTK ana an iniermeoiaie stauons, arriv
ing at Philadelphia 4.25 a. m. ; New York 7.10 a. m.
naiiimore, D.io.m. ; waamnrion o.uo a. m.
sieeDlnir car accommodations can be aecured a
naniaburtr (or Pniladelnhla and New York. On Sun.
davs a through BlecDlne car will be run: on this
train from WlUlamspt to rhlladelphla.PtiUadelpnla
pasfiengera can rviuauiin aiceper uuaiaiuruea unii
I a. ui.
S.C0 a. m. Erie nan (daily except Monday,
(or Uarrlsburg and Intermediate stations,
ai.'ilu&T ub ruiiauDipum o.3 a. ill. ioff sura,
HAi . m. t Baltimore tU5 a. m. ; Washington, 9.0
a. m. Through iniUmun aleepuig cars are run on
t&is tram to rnuaaeipnia, tsaiiunore ana waaainv,
ton, and through passenger coaches to Phuadei.
puia auu uaiiimure.
WESTWARD.
5.11) a. m. Erie Mall (dallv excent Snndavl. to
Erie ard all Intermediate stations and Canandal.
sMsVijBfcJBsML
fiuaard Intermediate stations, Uochester, buffi,
oand Niagara Falls, with through Pullman Pal
ace cars ana passenger coacaes to jtne ana noca
ester.
II.6S News SxpresB (dally except Sunday)
lwk uaven ana intermeuiaw sLaiioua.
12.52 n. m Nlacrara' Kxnresa (dally excent Sun
1 Tl (or Kane and Intermediate stations and Can,
a ualtrua andnrlnclnal Intermediate stations.
K'-rheater. Buffalo and Nlazara Falls
with
through passenger coaches to Kane and Rochester
and Parlor carto Williamsport.
8.30 p. m. Fast Line (dauyiexcept Sandayltor He
novo and intermediate stations, and Klraira. WaU
kins and Intermedial stations, with through pas
senger coaches to ltenovo and Watklna.
v.20 a. m. Sunday mall tor Kenovo and Interae-
late stauon
TURonan thains for sdnbhry from
tub
JtABT ah 11 bu u ill,
Sunday mall leaves PhUadelnhla 4.50 a.
Uarrlsburg 7,40 arriving at sunbury s.20 a. m,
with
tarounaieepmgcar irom rnuaaeipnia to
limiujpuru
' News Express leaves Philadelphia 4.80 a. m.
Uarrlsburg, 8.10 a. m. dally except Sunday
arriving at Sunbury 9.53. a. in.
Niagara Express leaves
Philadelphia, 7.40 a. m. j Baltimore 7.SQ a. m. (dally
except Sunday arriving at Sunbury, lx.62 p. to.,
with through Parlor car trom Philadelphia
ana inroun passenger ooacnes trom rnuaaei.
phla and Baltimore.
Fast Line leaves New York 9.00 a. m. : Phlladel'
Dhla.ll.50a. m. i Waahlmrton. D.80 a. m. ! Haiti.
more, 10.45 a. m., (dally except Sunday) arriving
ottuuurj,, D.ou p. ui. wivu luruugu paasengei
coaches from Philadelphia and lialtfmore.
j&neaiaii leaves new ioratv.wp.in.; inuaaei'
Phla. 11.85 D. m. : Washington. 10.00 d. m. 1 Haiti.
more, 11.20 p. in., (dally exoept.Satunlay) arriving
at Sunbury 6.10 a. in., with through Pullman
Bleeping cars irom I'nuaaeipuia, wasnington and
jiatiiiuuiu rvnu vurouga passenger voacuea iron?
ruiiaueipuia.
HUNHUllY, IIAZI.ETON Ac Wll.KKMBABUE
uaiutiiau Ann nuiiTii Anu wkht
lllr ANCII HAII.U'AY.
(Dally except Sunday.)
Wllkesbarre Mall leavea sunbunr g.as a. m.
arriving at Bloom Ferry lau a. m., wiUtea-barre
i:.2p.m.
Express East leaves Sunbury 5.35 p. m., arriving
v uiuvu c or, j u.s f. 111., wuaea-uarro f,DQ p. in
Sunbury alall leaves Wllkesbarre 10.50a.m. arrtv.
Idz at Bloom Ferry 1 i.(U a. m., Hunbury 12.45 p. in
, Express West leaves Wllkes-barre3.05 p. m., ar
riving at Bloom Ferry 4.W p, m., sunbury 5.J7p.m
SUNDAY ONLY,
Sunday mall leavea Sunbury 9:211 a. m,, arriving
Sunday accommodation leavea Wilkes-liar re 6:10
1. w., airivuig v titwm rerry, .sn p.m., rjunuory,
cuas. el man. j. it wood.
len. Manager Oen, PasMnirer Aganj
SUBSOUIBK FOH
THE COLUMBIAK
NOTHINO SUT IXC
tit )
OF ESPlT, PA.,
Respectfully informs his friends and Dublin troncrallv that ho linn refitted
his planing mill. In addition to the planing mill work ho is now prepared to
furnish to order doors and inside finish for houses.
WESTERN POTE
veneered with all onr native woods, also foreign woods, suoh as Mahogany.
R6sewood,i&o., &s. All hard wood Mouldings is used for Veneered Doors and
InBide Finish. All work shall bo guaranteed, Wntor-proof Glue, is used for
Veneering all onr Doors and Casings, Base Boards, &c, &o. Also Walnut,
Asb, Sycamore, Oak, Butternut, Maple, Cherry, Poplar, Vbfieerii, for sale at the
Mill, six to ten feet long, six to thirty inches wide.
PERRINE'S
PURE
BARLEY
DtBTiLiiD from selected Barley Malt and guaranteed to.be chemically pure
and tree from Injurious oils and Iclddoitcn contsliifd In slcobollc liquors. It I,
especially adapted to persons requiring a stimulating tonic, Ccqstraiptlvta beln
Sreatly benefitted by its use. Recommended by leading phyttclsns aa a Dluretto
iervlne. Tonlo and Alterative. JFor contuinptlves It Is Invalusble. riRltlNE'H
PURE BARLEY MALT WU1SKEY Insures a return of vlgorto the Btomach, a good
appetite, a rich nnd abundant mood and Increased flesh aiid mueculartti-rae. A
stimulant mild and gentle In erect. Djtpepsla, Indigestion and all wasting dli
eases cat, be entirely conquered by the ute rr Pertlne's 1 ure lu-rley alt Whiskey.
It Is a tonic and diuretic and a powerful urengthener to tbe entire system. PER
RINE'S PURE BARLEY MALT N UlbKKi has proved a medicinal protection to
thoso who pursue their avocations in tbe open air and whose dally work calls It
exceptional powers ot endurance. Ask jour neareti drucglst or grocer tor lor
PERRINE'S PURE BARLEY MALT WUISEiY revives the energies of those Horn
out with excesslvo bodily or mental effort and acts as a safeguard against exposure
In wet and rurorouH-ueatfter. It win drive all malarkua dlacjiapn rmm Mm ftvsrm .
Hard workers of every vocation and persons whom a sedentary lire renders prone to
ujouruom iiuu 111 txTHue s
Malt whiskey a powerful lnvlgorant
and helper to digestion. PERRINE'S
PURE BARLEY MALT W1I1SKKY
wlthout unduly stimulating tbe kid
neys Increases their nagging activity,
counteracts the effects of fatigue, has
tens convalescence and Is a wholesome
and prompt diuretic. Watch the label I
None genuine unless bearing the signature
Foi twie uy all drug 1st
and grocers throughou
tue umiea Dtates ana
canadas.
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run ui
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a 2 VRim
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DEALER IN
Forefga sad Mamestie
WINES AND LIQUORS
AN0 JOBBER IN CIGARS.
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
INDUCEMENTS!
We are offeriner crreat lndnpGirifin
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purchase Pianos, Organs and
loi
wu -
at
Among the Pianos we handle are the IYERS P(l vn
5, . A V
w' "'"j wiviv u j. vt.cii.uo. luraci iiiuot) are ail lirst-clabij
and fully warranted for five years.
Our leading Organs are tho celebrated ESTE Y 7lf TT. J .
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Our leadintr Sewinir Machinea nra tlm rrlnlvno.i tt tj rmp
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PATjAiIR m? AfTTHTn A"Wr
AODfilsSTO St ON THIS SI
,
T. W. E.DOAR .
MALT whiskey.
ruru iuaney
, The analysis as It appears by the Lti
bcl on every bottle: 1 have carefully an
alyzed thePrjaa Bablkt Milt Wms
xxv made by M. tt i. K Perrine and nnd
metals and acids and Is absolutely
pure." ilowd, Comma Arthur ilater.l
Uraauate of the Uniwrtlttti of Munich,!
ut7urraana nntoaaen
uuuuuiaia anu all ukalkuh. Jan
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Combining a Parlor, Idbrary, Smoking, BecUnlnar or Invalid
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u Buuup " w")uo a1 mention carrlaBta.
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