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WILL 0' TIIE MILL. BV ROBERT LOUIS STXVENSOlt. Tlio'mill wliere Will Uvocl with his adopted parents stood In a falling valley between plno woods and great mountains. Abovo, hill after hill soared upwards until they soared out ot the depth of the hardiest Mm ber, and stood nakod against the sky. Boms way up, a long gray village lay Ilka a seam or n rng of vapor on a wooded hillside, and when tho wind was favorable, the sound of the church bells would drop down, thin and Bllvory, to tVllL Below, the valley grew over steeper and steeper, aud at tho samo tlmo widened out on either hand, and from an eminence beside the mill It was possible to see its whole length and away beyond it over a wide plain, where the river turned nnd'shone, and moved on from city to city on its voyngo toward the sea. It rhnnced that over this valley thero lay a pass into a neighboring kingdom, so that, quiet and rural as it was, the road that ran along beside the river was a high thorough, fore between two splendid and powerful societies. All through tho summer, traveling carriages came crawling up, or went plunging briskly downward past tbe mill; and as it happened that the other side was very much easier of ascent, the path was not much frequented except by people going in one direction; and of all tho carriages that Will saw go hy, five-sixths were plunging briskly downward and only ono-slxth crawl ing up. Much more was this tho ciuj with foot passengers. All the ligbtfooted tour ists, all the peddlers laden with strange wares, wero tending downward liko tho river that accompanied their path. Nor was this all; for when Will was yet a child a disas trous war arose over a 'great part of tho world. The newspapers were full of defeats and victories, the earth rang with cavalry hoofs, nnd often for days together and for miles around the coil ot battle terrified good people from their labors in the field. Of all this, nothing was heard for a long time in the valley; but at lastonoof the command ers pushed an army over tho pass by forced marches, nnd for th'eo days horse and foot, cannon and tumbril, drum nnd standard, kept pouring downward past tho mill. All day the child stood nnd watched them on their passago the rhythmical stride, the pale, unshaven faces tanned about the eyes,the discolored regimentals and the tattered flags, filled him with a eenso of weariness, pity and wonder; and nil night long, after he was In bed, ho could hear the cannon pounding and tho feet trampling, and the great armament sweeping onward and downward past tho mill. No one in the valley ever heard the fata of the expedition, for they lay out of tho way of gov-lp in those troublous times; but Will saw ono thing plainly, that not a man returned. Whither had they all gonot Whither went all the tourists and peddlers with strange wares I whither all the brisk barouches witti servants in tho dicky? whither the water of tho stream, ever cours ing downward and ever renewed from above! Even the wind blew of toner down the valley, and carried tho dead leaves nlong with it In tho fall. It seemed like a great conspiracy of things animate and inanimate; they all went-.downward, fleetly and gayly down ward, and only ho, it seemed, remained tie hind, liko a stock upon tho wayside. It somo times mado him glad when he noticed how tho fishes kept tuclr heads up stream.' They, at least, stood faithfully by him, while all elso wero posting downward to the unknown world. Ono evening bo asked the miller where the river went. "It goes down the valley," answered he, "and turns a power of mills six score mills. they say, from hero to Untcrdeck and it none tho wearier after all. And then it goes out into tho lowlands, and waters the great corn country, nnd runs through a sight of flno cities (so they say) wliero kings live all alono in itreat palaces, with a sentry walking up and down before the door. And it goes uudcr bridges with stone men upon them, looking down and smiling so curious at the water, ana living loins leaning tueir eiDows on the wall and looking over too. And then It goes on and on, and down through marshes and sands, until nt last it falls into tho wi, whero tho ships aro that bring parrots and tobacco f torn the Indies. Ay, It has a ion: trot before it as it goes singing over our weir, bloss its heart 1" "And what is tho seal'' asked Will. "The soal" cried the miller. "Lordlielp us all, it Is the greatest thing Godmadoi That is whero all tho water in tho world runs down Into n great salt lake. Thero it lies, as Hat as my hand and as innocent likoasa child; but they do say when tho wind blow's it gets up into water mountains bigger than any of ours and swallows down great shii bigger than our mill, and makes such a roar ing that you can hear it miles away upon the land. Thero ore great Itsh in it five times bigger than a bull, and ono old serpent as long as our river and as old as all the world, with whiskers liko a man and a crown ot sil ver on ber head." Will thought ho had never heard anything like this, and he kept on asking question after question about the world that lay away down the river, with all its jicrils and marvels, un til the old miller became quite Interested himself, nnd at last took him by tho hand and led him to the hilltop that over looks the valley and tho plain. Tho sun was near setting and hung low down In a cloudless sky. lZverything was defined and glorified in golden light. Will liad novcr seen so great an expand of country in his life; ho stood and gazul with all his eyes. He could see the cities, and tho woods and fields, and tho bright curves of the river, nnd far away to where the rim of the plain trenched along tho shining heavens. An overmastering emotion seized upon tho boy, soul aud body; his heart beat so thickly that he could not breathe; the sceno swum Kforo his eyes; the sun seemed to w heel round anil round, and throw oil, as it turned, strange shapes which disappeared with tho rapiduy of thought, and wero succeeded by others. Will covered his face with his bands and burst into a violont fit of tears; and the poor miller, sadly disap pointed and perplexed, saw nothing better for it than to tako him up In bis arms and carry him home In silence. From that day forward Will was full of new hopes and longings. Something kept tugging at his heart strings; tho running water carried his desires along with it as he dreamed over its flouting surface; the wind. as it ran over Innumerable tree tops, hailed bun with encouraging words; branches beck oned downward ; tho open road, as it shouldered round the angles and went turn ing nnd vanishing fast and faster dow n the valley, tortured him with Its solicitations. llo spent long whiles ou the eminence, look ing down the rivershed and abroad on the flat lowlands, and watched tho clouds that traveled forth upon the sluggish wind and trailed their purple shadows on the plain; or h would linger by the wayside, and follow the carriages with his eyes as they rattled downward by the riyer. It did not matter what It was; every thing that went that way. were it cloud or carriage, bird or brown water in the stream, ho felt his heart flow out after It In an ecstasy of longing. We ore told by men of scieuco that all the ventures of mariners on tho sea, all that countermarching of tribes nnd races that confounds old hUtory with its dust and rumor. sprang from nothing more abstruso.than the laws of supply and demand, and a certain natural instinct for cheap rations. To any one thinking deeply, this will seem a dull and pitiful explanation. Tbe tribes that came swauning out of the north and east, if they wero lndocd pressed onward from be hind by others, were drawn ut the same time by the magnetic influence ot the south and west. Tbe fame of other lauds had reached them; tho name of the eternal city rang in ineireors; tney were uot colonists, but nil- Brims; they traveled towards wine and gold and sunshine, but their hearts were set on something higher. That divine unrest, that old stinging trouble of humanity that makes all high achievements and all miserable fail ure, tbe same that spread wings with Icarus, the same that sent Colutnbus into tho desolate Atlantic, inspired and supported these barbarians on their perilous inarcn, I nero is one legend w blch profound ly represents their spirit, of how a flvlnff party of these wanderers encountered a very old man shod with iron. The old man asked them whither they wero o!ng; aud they ausncrod with ono voices "To the Eternal Cityl" Ho looked upon them gravely, "1 have sought It," he said, "over tho most part of the world. Thru such pairs as I now carry oa my t bar ,1 worn out upon this 1888. pilgrimage, and now the fourth Is growing slender underneath my steps. And all this while I hv. not found the city," And ho turned and went his own way alone, leaving them astonished. And yt this would scarcely parallel the intensity of. WUl's feeling for tbe plain. If he could only ga far enough out there, he felt as If his eyesight would bo purged and clarl- Bed, as II his bearing would grow more dell cabs and his vory breath would como and go with luxury. Ha was transplanted and withering whore he was; be lay in a strange country and was sick for home. Bit by bit ho pieced together broken notions of tho world below; of the river, ever moving nnd growing until It sailed forth into the majes tlo ocean; of the cities, full of brisk and beautiful puopta, playing fountains, bands of muslo and marble palaces, and lighted up nt night from end to end with artificial stars of coldl of the great churches, wlso univer sities, brave armies and untold money lying stored in vaults; or tuo nign nylng vice that moved tu the sunshine and the stealth and swiftness of midnight murder. I have said he was sick aa if for hornet the figure holts, lie was like some one lying in twilit, form less prc-exlstence, and stretching out his hands lovingly toward many colored, many sounding life. It was no wonder be was un happy, he would go and tell tho Ash: thoy were mode for their life, wished for no more than worms nnd running water and a holo below n falling bank; but he was dlfTorontly designed, full of desires and aspirations, Itch ing at the flngors, lusting with the eyes, whom tho whble variegated world could not satisfy with aspects. The true life, the true bright sunshine, lay far out upon the plain. And 01 to see this sunlight onco before he died I to move with a jocund spirit In a golden land! to hear tho trained singers and sweet church bells and see the holiday gar dens 1 "AndOBsur he would cry, "II you would only turn your h'ososdown stream, yon could swim so easily Into the fabled waters and seo tno vast snips passing over your head liko clouds, and hoar tho great water hills making music over you all day long I" But the flsh kept looking patiently in their own direction, until Will hardly knew whether to laugh or cry. Hitherto the trafllc on tho road had passed by Will, liko something seen in a picture; he had perhaps exchanged salutations with a tourist, or caught sight of an old gentleman In a traveling cap at a carriage window; but for the most part it hod been a mere symbol, which he contemplated from apart hnd with something of a superstitious feeling. A tlmo camo at last when this was to be changed. The miller, who was a greedy man in bis way, and nover forewent nu opportunity of hr it prollt, turned tlio mill house into a litlln wavslda Inn. and. several nieces of rood fortune falling in opportunely, built stables and got tho position of jiostmaster on the road. It now bocamo Will's duty to wait upon people, as they sat to break thoir fasts in the little arbor at the top ol tbe mill gar den ; and you may bo sure that ho kept his cars open, and learnod mnuy new things about the outside world as ho brought tho, omelet or the wine. Nay, he would often get into con versation with single guests, and by adroit questions und polite nttention, not only gratify his own curiosity, but win tho goodwill of the travelers. Many compli mented the old couplo on their serving boy, and a professor was eager to take him away with him and hava him properly educated in tho plain. The miller and his wifo wero mightily astonished and even more pleased. Thoy thought It a very good thing that tuey should have opened their inn. "You see," tbe did man would remark, "he has a kind of talent for a publican; lio never would have mode anything else I" And so ltrowagged on In the valloy, with high satisfaction to all concerned but WilL Every carriagethat loft tbe Inn door seemed to tako a part of him away with It, and when people jestingly offered him a lift he could with difficulty command his emotion. Night after night ho would dream that he was awakened by flustered scrvnnts, and that a splendid equt page waited at the door to carry hlra down into the plain; night after night; until the dream, which had seemed all jollity to him at first, began to take on a color of gravity, and tho nocturnal summons and waiting equipage occupied a placo In his mind as something to bo both feared and hoped for. One day, when Will was about 10, a fat youngi man arrived at sunset to pass tho night, llo was a contented looking fellow, with a Jolly eye, and carried a knapsack. While dinner was preparing ho sat In tho ar. bor to road a book; but as soon as ho had bo- cun to observe Will tbe book was luld aside; ho was plainly ono of those who prefer liv ing people to peopls mado of Ink and paper. Will, on his part, although he had not beon much interested in tho stranger at first sight, soon began to tako a groat deal ot pleasure In his talk, which was full of good nature and good 6cnso, and nt last conceived a great ro snoct for his character and wisdom. They sat far into the night, and about 3 In tho moming Will opened his heart to the young man and told him how ho longed to leave the valley, and what bright hopes he had connected with thecltiosof the plain. The young man whistled and then broke into a smile. "My young friend," ha remarked, "you are a very curious little fellow to bo sure, and wish a great many things which you will never got Why, you would feel quite ashamed if you knew how the little fellows in these fairy oities of yours aro all after tho same sort of nonsense and keep breaking tbolr hearts to get up into the mountains. And let mo tell you, those who go down Into tho plains are a very short while there before they wish themselves heartily bock again. The air Is not so light nor so pure, nor is the sun any brighter. As for the beautiful men and women, you would see many of them In rags and many of them def ormod with nor. rible disorders; and a city Is so hard a place for people who are poor and sensitivo that many chooso to die by their own hand." "You must think mo very simple," an swered Will. "Although I have never beon out ot this valley, believo me, I have used my oyes. I know how one thing lives on an other; for instance, how tho fish hangs In tho eddy to catch his fellows; and the shopherd, who makes so pretty a picture carrying home tho lamb. Is only carrying It borne lor din ncr, I do not expect to find all things right In your cities. That Is not what troubles me, It might have been that once upon a tlmo; but although I live here always, I have asked many questions and learned a great deal in these last years, and certainly enough to cure me of my old fancies. But you would not have me die like a dog and uot see all that is to be seen, and do all that a man can do, let it be good or evilt you would not have me spend all my days between this road hero and the river, and not so much as make a motion to be up and lire my Uf el I would rather die out of band," he cried, "than linger on as I am doing," "Thousands of people," said the young man. "live and die like you and are none the less happy," "Ahl" said Will, "if there are thousands who would like, why should not on of them have my placer It was quite dark; there was a hanging lamp in the arbor which lit up the table and tbe faces of the speakers, and along the arch the leaves upon the trellis stood outllluml Dated against the night sky, a pattern of transparent green upon a dusky purple. Tbe fat young man rose and taking Will by the arm loa mm out under tbe open heavens. "Did you ever look at the starsl'1 be asked, pointing upward. "Often and often," answered Will. "And do you know what they areP 'I fancied many things." "They are worlds like ours," said the young man. "Some of them toss: many of them a million times greater; and some of the least sparkles that you see aro not only worlds. but wholo clusters of worlds turning about each other in tho midst of saoa We do not know what thero may bo in any of thorn: perhaps the answer to all bur difficulties or tbe euro of all our sutTerlngs: and yot we can never reach themr not all the skill of tho craftiest of men can fit out a ship for tho nearest ot these our neighbors, nor would the lire of tbe most aged suffice for such n lour ney. When a great battle ha boon lost oy a dear friend Is dead, when we are hipped or in uigu spirits, mere tney are unwearledly shin ing overhead. W may stand down hen , a wholo array of us together, and shout until wo break our hearts, and not a whisper reaches them. We may climb the high est mountains and wo are uo nearer them. All we can do is to stand down hare In ths garden and take oft our hats; the starshina light upon our beads, and ws nun u a mp utiu, i oar say you THE COLUMBIAN, VOL XXII.NOO COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL LI, KO 43 can see It glisten In ths darkness. The moun' tain and tho mouse. That Is liko to be all we shall ever have to do with Arcturus or Aid. baran. Can you apply a parable!" ho added. laying his hand "upon Will's shoulder. "It is not the samo thing as a reason, but usually vastly more convincing." Will bung his head a little, and then raised it Onco more to heaven. Tho stars seemed to expand and emit a sharper brllllancvt and as be kept turning ins eyes higher and higher they seemed to Increaso In multitude under bis gaze. "I.see," ho said, turning to the young man, "wo are In a rat trap." "Bomctblng ol that size. Did you ever seo a squirrel turning In n caste, and another squirrel sitting philosophically over his nutsl I needn't ask you which of thorn looked more of a f ooL" TUB rAItSON'S MARJORY. After some years the old people died, both in ono winter, very carefully tended by their adopted sou, and very quietly mourned when thoy wero cone, Feopla who had heard of his roving fancies supposed ho would hasten to sell tho property, and go down tho river to push his fortunes. But there was nover any sign of such an Intention ou tho part of Will. On the contrary, bo had tlio inn set on a bet ter footing, and hired a couplo ot servants to assist him in carrying it on; and thero ho set tled down, a kind, talkative, lnscrutablo young man, six feet throo in his stockings, with an iron constitution ana a incnuiy voice. He soon began to take rank in tho district as a bit of an oddity. It was not much to bo wondered at from tho first, for ho was always full of notions, and kept calling the plainest common sense lit question! but what most raised tbe report upon blm was the.odd circumstance of his courtship with tue parson s Marjory. The parson Marjory was a lass ot about 19 when Will wonld bo"about 30, well enough looking and much hotter educated than any other girl In that part of the country, as be came her parentage. She held her head very' high and had already refused several offers of marriage with a grand air, which had got her hard names among tho neighbors. For all that cho was a good girl and one that would havo mado any man well contented. Will bad nover seen much oti ber, lor at though the church and parsonage wero only two miles from his own door he was never known to go there but on Sundays. It chanced, however, that tho parsonage fell Into disrepair and hod to be dismantled, and tho parson and his daughter took lodgings for a month or so. on very much reduced terms, at Will's Inn. Now, what with the inn una tho mm and the old miller's savings, our friend was a man of 'substance, and be sides that, he had a namo for good temper and shrewdness, which mako a capital por tion in marriage, and so It was currently gos siped among their fll wishers that tho parson and his daughter bad not chosen their tem porary lodgings with their eyes shut. Will was about the last man In tbe world to bo cajoled or frightened into marriago. You bod only to look into his eyes, limpid and still like pool3 of water, and yot with a sort or clear light that seemed to come from with in, and you would understand at once that here was one who knew his own mind and would stand to it Immovably. Marjory her- Belt was no weakling by her looks, with strong, steady eyes and a resolute and quiet bearing, it might be a question whether sne was not Will's I match In steadfastness, after all, or which of them would rule the roast in marriage. But Marjory hod never given It a thought, and accompanied her father with the most unshaken Innocence and unconcern. The season was still so early that Will's customers were few and far between; bnt the 1 llocs were already flowering, and tbe weather was so mild that the party took dinner under the trellis, with the noise of the river In their ears and the woods ringing about them with the songs of birds. Will soon began to take a particular pleasure In these dinners. The parson was rather a dull companion, with a habit of dozing at table; but nothin: rude or cruel ever fell from his lips. And as for the parson's daughter, she suited her sur roundings with the best grace imaginable! and whatever she said seemed so pat and pretty that Will conceived a great idea of her talents. He could see her face, as she leaned forward, against a background of rising pine woods; her eyes shono peaceably; the light lay around her hair liko a kerchief; some thing that was hardly a smile rippled her pale cheeks, and. Will could not contain him self from gating on her in an agreeable dis- may. Hbe looked,-even In her quietest mo ments, so complete In herself, and so quick with life down to her linger tips and the very skirts of her dress, that the remainder of created things became no more than a blot by comparison; and if Will glanced away from her to her surroundings, the. trees looked inanimate and senseless, the clouds hung in heaven like dead things, and even the mountain tops were disenchanted. The whole valley could not compare In looks with this on girt.- 111 was always observant In the society of his fellow creatures, but his observation be came almost painfully eager in the case of Marjory. He listened to all she uttered and read her eyes at the same time for ths un spoken commentary. Many kind, simple and sincere speeches found an echo In bis heart, He became conscious of a soul beautifully poised upon itself, nothing doubting, nothing desiring, clothed In peace. It was not possl bla to separate ber thought from her appear ance. The turn ot her wrist, the still sound of her voice, tho light In her eyes, the lines of her body fell in tune with her grave and gentle words like the accompaniment that sustains and harmonizes tho voice of the singer. Her Influence was ono thing, not to be divided or discussed, only to bo felt with gratitude and joy. To WiU her presence re called something of his childhood, nnd tho thought ol bor took its place In bis mind be side that of dawn, of running water and of the earliest violet and lilacs. It is the property of things seen for the first time, or for the first time after long, like tho flowers in spring) to reawaken in us the sharp edge ot sense and that Impression of mystio ttrangenoss which otherwUe passes out of life vlth the coming of years; but the sight of hved faco is what renews a man's character '"om the fountain upwards. Ono day after dinner Will took a stroll among the firs; a grave beatitude possessed him from top to toe, and ho kept smiling to himself and the lauscapo as ho went. Tho river ran between the stepping stones with a pretty wimple; a bird sang loudly lu tho wood; tuo hilltops looked Immeasurably high, and as he glanced at them from tlmo to time, seemed to contemplate his movements with a beneficent but awful curiosity. His way took him to tho eminence which over looked tho plain; and there ho sat down upon a stone, and felt into deep mid pleasant thought. Tho plain lay abroad with its cities and silver riyer; everything was asleep, except a great eddy of birds which kept rising and falling and going round and round in the bluo air. He repeated Marjory's namo aloud, and the Bound of it gratified his ear. He shut his eyes, and her image sprang up before him, quietly luminous and attend ed with good thoughts. Tbe river might run forever; the birds fly higher and higher till thoy touched tbe stars. He saw it was empty bustlo after all; for here, without stirring a foot, waiting patiently in hi own narrow valley, ho also had (jltuiued the better sun . light, Tho noxt day Will made a sort of declara tion across tho dinner table, while the (.arson was filling his pipe, "Miss Marjory," ho said, "I never know any one I liked so well us you. I am mostly a cold, unkindly sort of man, not from want of heart, but out of strangeness lu my wuy ot thinking; mid people swm far away from mo. Tu as if thero wero a clrtio round tue, which kept every ono out but you. I can hear tho others talking and laughing, but you como quite close. Muybo this is disa greeable to you I" he asked. Marjory mado no answer, "Bpoak up, girl," said tho parson. "Nay, now," returned WiU, "I wouldn't prekn her, panon, I feel tongue tied myself, w ho am not used to it, ami iho's a woman, and littlo more than a clilld, when all Is said. But for ray part, as far as I can understand what jieoplo moan by it, I fancy I must bo what they call in love, Ida uot with to be held a coraaiittlug myself, for I may Ihj wtoii, but that is how I Kiievo things are with me. And it Miss Marjory should feel any o.herwii on bpr jidrt, mayhap she would bo so kiud us shake her hcud." Majory was silent, and gave uo sign that sho had heard. "How Is that, larsonf" asked Will. TO 111 O0NT1.NUKU, HOW TO DIE EASY. MYSTEpltS INTO WHICH THE GERRY COMMISSION HAS BEEN INQUIRING. now (shall We Kieentn Our Criminal t The Carrots and Hie aulltotlno Death by l'rii.lr Aeld A riu.h of Lightning Is Hot. How shall we execute our criminals! To a certain degree a distressing question to Inquire Into, but In reality a must humane Investigation. Experts are divided in thoir opinions upon the subject, and when expert disagree why, exiwrts disagree. Some hard shelled experts of a very conservative frame of mind nnll their colors to the mast and hold that Jack Ketch's hempen noose, also known as Judge Lynch's "cravat," is the proper thing when In the proper place: v Others of a mora advanced frame ol mind suggest the garrote. The guillotine also has its advocates, iicclally among tho Inhabi tants of sunny France, and there aro those who favor prusslo acid or soma other violent poison. (Ins cornea In for a share of favor; water has Its disciples; but tho enterprising students ot this country seem to be pooling their issues In favor of electricity. Not to be behind the times, an American physician has invented a Hash of lightning, said to Ixj almost equal to tho natural article. In this Instance it all came about through the Inquiries made a year ago by Commodore (Jerry s commission, appointed to inquire Into a more humane method of executing the death penalty. At that time a select number of prominent physicians wero consulted and asked In tho Interest of science to answer a sence Of que- tious tqion the subject of capital punishment. Among the physicians consulted were ut. a. J. Kaullmami, a graduate ot Berlin, Paris, Edinburgh, Toronto nnd rtew York, and a gentleman who has dovoted much time to the study ot electricity while pursuing ,hls medical studies. Dr. Kaulfman was much Impressed with ths barbarity of executions by hanging, and before making his report to the commission began work upon an electrical machine, which was to produce a miniature flash of lightning or continuous electric spark twelve inches long, and calculated to produce death lu the two-hundredth part of a second. This may seem to be quick work, but It Is comparatively slow when wo take into con sideration that tbe genuine article, "real lightning," produces the fatal result In the ten-thousandth part of a second at least that Is about as near a it baa been accurately gauged up to this writing. One of tbe first questions asked by tbe commission was in regard to death by prusslo acid or any other strong poison. Taking prusslo acida s a basis, Dr. KamTmann replied that 'there waa a case on record In which a man swallowed an ounce of prussic acid and yet only expired twelve minutes later, after suffering great agony. Br. Kauffinan thus concluded .that prussic acid was not quick enough and could not be rolled upon, and In addition that prussic ucid and its salts were used in commerce, and that it would not be advisable to teach tho public a mode of death which would bo comparatively painless. . Tbe second question referred to tho carrota and guillotine, and, according to the doctor' replies, these systems are comparatively an cient and barbarous, and nations employing tbem were seeking for a more humane and scientific method ot executing criminals. The garrote, says Dr, Kaultmanu, is worse than bnnglng, as by Its use death Is only caused by strangulation or suffocation. Suffo cation, ho also claiirw, Is the causo of death in the great majority of executions by hang ing, and is tbe great objectiou to the use of the rope. In fact, if Dr. KnufTmann remem bers rightly, statistics show that over SO per cent, of persons hanged die from suffoca tion. Una of the last questions asked the physi cians by the commission, said Dr. ivaulr- manu, was; " hat would you suggest as a better way of death in criminal cases, and what would yo' suggest to compensate for tho difference la effect upon the criminal cases T or words to that effect." Death from electricity, replied tho doctor in substance, either by shock or by a conver sion of the animal fluids into gases, causes very littlo change in the body. Indeed, tho greater tbe shock the less change there Is in tbe body. Therefore death from an Intense shock, which would kill a man in say the one-hundredth part of a second, would make no visible change in the body. Now, as there Is an lnsufUcioncy in this country of liodies for tho purposes of scientific research, Dr, Knuffmaun suggested that the bodies of all executed criminals should be turned over to tho proier authorities for the purpose of sci entific, pathological and physiological re search. In Dr. Knuffmann's opinion criminals would dread such disposal ot their bodies more than death itself. Naturally It Is ad mitted that thero aro so few executions that the bodies thus furnished would not supply the demand, but it is claimed that bodies of criminals killed by electricity will bo In such a good condition for sclent i 11c research that they will prove of incalculable value to physicians. Tbe miniature nosh of lightning outlined by Dr. KaufEinann coald be applied to tbe criminal) either ttundfhg or sitting down, and tbe base, of the skull Is suggested as the most suitable spot, though other physicians favor tho bick of the neck. It has also been suggested that the criminal might be placed in a room nnd that the air should be gradu ally withdrawn, thus Rijjng the condemned man a painless death. 1 nis system is objected to us being quite as painful as hanging, for death would be caused by suffocation. The f ume3 of charcoal have also been adro cated, but are opposed on tho plea that they range with chlorino gas, ona of tbe most pungent gases, and accordingly charcoal would causa n painful death. Carbonio gaa has also been talked of as a comparatively desirable form of inflicting death, but it Is opposed on the plea that It is not quick enough. After reviewing all the suggestions made there would seem to bo no doubt that elec tricity will bo the executioner's weapon In the future, aud that, combined with deliver lug the bodies of executed persons to physi cians for the purpose of scientific research, it will strike quite as much terror Into evil doers' hearts ns that well termed "relic of baiiiarism," the hangman's noose.- New York Herald. Wnter Tight Compartments n Snare. It is well understood by those who ar familiar with the construction of foreign steamers that watertight compartments are a snare nnd a delusion. In many cases thoy are hardly tight enough to hold common shot, and the braces aro seldom sufficient to withstand the wati-r pressure. Tho recent loss of a vessel off the English coast, In which many lives were sacrificed, goes to show that our marine, ns well ns locomotive and civil engineers, have something to do in the way of strengthening structures. Railway Re view. ANTHROPOMETRY THE THING. ' The Hoguei' Gallery to be Strengthened by n Curlou. Device, Criminals throughout tho city may bs dis pleased to learn that the ofllcers of tho Cen tral office are studying up a now system that promises to aid the bluocoats In detecting and Identifying thieves of high and low degree. It Is known a the anthropometric sjstem, and has been brought to the attention of a noted detective of Jollet Tho word comes from two Greek words, and it means having reference to the measurement of human beings. The police are now compelled to trust entirely to the Rogues' Gallery for means of identification. Tbe new system 1 Intended as an addition to the gallery. At police headquarters there are half a dozen photographs of a noted burglar now at liberty. No two of these pictures are alike, and that fact Is made the basis ot an asser tion that It Is sometimes Impossible to identity the original of a picture. The new system consists in merely collecting a carefully taken measurement of certain part of crinunal' bodies. In future, when a dangerous susiwct Is ar rested, a registry will bo taken of the width and leugth of his head, the length ot his left forearm, the length and breadth of his left foot, the length of the little and middle fin gers of both hands, the length of his right ear, sire of his mouth, a description ot til lioeo and eyes, the size of hi chest while standing, the length of his body while seated, the length ot his legs and entire body, th size of his neck, tbe full stretch ot his arm, and the breadth of his back from shoulder U shouldor. Particular attention will Us paid to deformities, marks or scars. All th measurements will be taken with graduated rules, caliper compasses and one or two other trustworthy Instruments. The record will be kept In a book, which will contain, printed directions and a formula for the ex aminer. Tbe police think It a great Innovation. They say these measurement will bo found perfectly trustworthy, a a roan's figure and general profile rarely chauges after maturity, Tho innovation 1 the projwrty of M. PertH lou, and was tint Introduced at th Prison congress in Rome two year ago. New York Mall and Express. I' Z