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BPKCIAL AOEMT AND ADJUSTER BLOOKSBUBO, The people ot Columbia county should patron ize the agency where losses If any are settled and pau uy one or tner own citizens. Flt01lPTNKh.S. E0U1TY. FAIR DEALING. 17REA8 BROWN'S INSURANCE JP AGENCY. Moyer's new building, Mala street, TUhftmftburtr. lil. Assets AJtna Insurance Co., of Hartford, Conn 17,078,520 Hoyal of Liverpool 12-592-S92 r.nm-ashtrn. . 10.000.000 Fire Association, Philadelphia 4-165'Ii2 I-bcenlx, of London 6,266,3T0 London & Lancashire, ot England l,109,ST6 Hartford of Hartford 8,273,060 feprlngncld Fire and Marine 8,082,680 As tho uircncles are direct, policies are written or the Insurfcd without delay In the office at uioomsourg. 01 TT H. HOUSE, DKNTIST, Bl.OOMSllUltti, COLUMBIA County, Pa Allstylesot workdonulnasuperlormanner.work warranieiiOB reproenira ikstu mimui id withoot Pain by the use ot Oas, and freoof charge v hen artificial teeth are Inserted. (Hllr-nln Unrtnn's liulldlntr. 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Mr. and Mrs. Grunt eluuigoil seatt with a young man mid li:fl britlo. Their rouricsy saved their live, for tho yotin couple wero both killed. Mrs. Grant thought this party wero theatrical peoplo or concert finers, thoy wero so jolly and sang so woll. Tliuy could eln, mid they Implied anl told stories and anticipated tho pleasure of tho trip until Into.'nt nhilit. Then Mrs. Gr.tnt composed heraelf in her ohnir and covered her face with her handkerchief to go to slepp. Nearly everybody in tho car was quiet but the jolly party of sit. About tlil.t timo tho young britlo was requested to sing 'Sweet 11 Hour of I'rnvcr.' Nnuethhiu In the de sire to sleep mid rest recalled the sweet old song. Tho voung woman sang, and all listened while tnu train sped on. As the little grenm of devilish tiro ap peared far down tho track their voices swelled hi: Ycl In my dream. I'd b Nearer, my Uoil, to Thcc. The speed of tho train Increased down the grade. Again tho song swelled : There let the way npcar, step, unto heaven. The way was already In sight. All that Thou iendcit mc, In mercy given. And then with but a motnent'of llfo left for each. Kven w hen poor I'A MrClin tock's hand .was giviii!? its last desperato wrench to tho throttle of his engino the singers SJng to their God, who seemed not to lu holding them iu tho hollow of his band i Angela to beckon me. Nearer, my Ood, to Ihee.' Knoueh. It was finished. The Engines struck tho frail brhlge and it s.ink. The car containing the singers crushed Hko a boltof Jove through thu tuocars in front of it, killing and grinding iw tho foot killi a worm! In tho s.tnio instant nnothcr car crushed through it, and tho singers wero dead. The Story or nn Old Army Badge. Mrs. E. O. C. Ord has among her most prjzed mementoes a plain metal badge, two Inches square, covered with red enamel and bearing in the centre tho rnUed design of a cartridgo box with "Forty rounils. U. S." on the cover. Tho man Diego Union explains that alter Sherman's army had returned from At lanta after his celebrated march to tno sea, it wiu twitted of lack of individtmlitv on every baud m not atl'ordiug a distinc tive army bndgo. While the matter was being talked over In frherman's tent, two privates outside wero also discusdng tho same matter, when one of them rose up and slapping bis hand on his cartridge box, Baitl in a tirnl voico : "Hero is my badge forty rounds I" This so pleased General Sherman, who heard tin. patriotic statement, that ho ordered badges bearing tlni cirtildgo box and the words ''.forty rounds" struck oil for' tho men' in his army. Every one, from the ollicere down, wore the badge, generally on the bat or cap. Within a loW days after, the; march to, tho sea, while General Sherman was entertaining a party at his'heiulquarte'rt with'' his in. exhaustible supply of stories and jollity, an incident occurred that illustrates the gallantry of that great.soldier. After the evening had been spent Sherman said to General woods in nis usnai brusque way : "Hand me your hat, Woods." . General Woods did as command ed, whereupon bener.il Mierman snat. h ed1 thu badge from tho hat and alter removing it proceeded to scratch some thing on the reverse side of the badge with his pocket knifo. This done he mined it on Mrs. Ord's dress and sho :ias treasured it ever since. As seen to day the lettering scratched on the badge by Uetij Sherman is plainly legible, with the exception of the last lino. It reads: "Gen. 0; It. Woods.' Mav 12. lSUo. Pre sented by Gen. Sherman. 1st D." Here me inscription becomes illegible. When ever Mrs,. Ord meets Sherman she wears Gen. Woods' old army badge and the jolly old General invariably accosts her vtite tho Same salutation. "Hello, where did you get that ?" "Get what 1" answers tno little i.my. "mat army oadgo. ' "Guess yon should know ; you'gave it to mo," is tho response. At this Gen. Sher man always looks quizzically at tho badge, thinks awhile, then finally replies in his old, odd way: "Well, well, I guess you're ri;ht f but 1 would have forgotten all about it if I hadn't remembered it." KfTecta ot Novel Reading. The novel reading youne cirL when thrown into' tho society of a young man, is npt to be at once overpowered with, tho consciousness that he is a young man and she a young womnn ; that he might fall in love with her and ,sho with In in. As a result of tho thought she "ill im mediately assume a demeanor anil per sonality altogether' dillerent from that natural to her. Girls, talk to tho youne men vou meet as unaHcutcdly as you do to tho boy friends of your brothers, or, if you have no mothers, and, therefora no brother' mentis, as yon lo to the neighbor lad who, mayhap, "does chores" for your father. lJo not imagine when you meet n gentleman that your conversation must be remarkable or unusual to bo' enter taining. Tho hearing of an intelligent, gracious gentlewoman is one always to bo cultivated, but this should be your over day behavior. You should have no com pany manner. Assume no extra kin I) of demeanor simply because you are in tho society of a young gentleman instead of a young lady. Po not bupposo that tho strnmre cntle- man you meet is a typical novel hero. He is no more a hero of roman'u than you are a heroine. Vou are both just plain, every nay nuinainty. won t gel foolish notions that you aro anything but ordinary clay, and try to act like tha young person who figured as chief char acter in your last Novel. vnwago jxew. A Idva-SI.lt Mongolian Some days ago was published tho ro mantic story of the attache of the Chinese legation who cut off his cue and dressed himself in American clothes to wiu the love of a fair American girl. It was also related that tho young girl had only ilirtud wllh her Celestial lover, and when she learned that he was in earnest fled to her mother for protccl'on. The 'young girl lelt town, and the Chinese nobleman was locked up In Stewart castle, which is now occupied by tho Chinese; legation. It seems that this young diplomate, in stead of learning to forget Ills lovo, be came morose, lost his appetite, nnd grieved until ho became heartsick, I'inally ho attempted suicide, but was prevented from rashly ending his exist ence. Yesterday, however, lie niutlo nuotlier attempt, and this was moro serious than tho first. Early in the morning ho arrayed himself in a loosely fitting hght blue silk garment, thou he took from ono of his bureau drawers a hnru-klrl sword, only used by Chinese ollicere when they fall to win a battle, rrocurhig a rope, he Hod one end to a window hinge, and then make a loopknot of tho other end, and mounted to the whitlow sill. Tho Pedestrians about l)tiout clrclo noticed him, and wero horror-stricken to see bihi jump from tho wimlow. The alarm was given, nnd tho Chinese inside the house rushed to tho fourth fctory, broke down tho door, uud proceeded to haul up tho would-be sui cide. The young uoblemau was nearly dead, but was resuscitated. In jumping from the window the young man dropped a photograph, which proved to be one of a young lady to whom he had paid at tentions, and who had rejected him, Tno young Chinaman's first attempt nt suicide was by trying to drown in a bath-tub last Monday, The members of the legation aro verv reticent about tho allulr to-dav. It is said tho love-sick young man had cut himself once with, the hara-kiri sword before jumping, Walt Whitman' (Jun.lltlmi nnd tut.ntlon., Wnlt Whlman writes thin to tho editor of tho l'all Mall Utuctk: "First thank you again for the bandsomo money present of somo months ago, which did me more goo I than you perhaps think for It has helped me In meals, clothing, debti, Ac., ever slnco. My heel help, ho over, bni como In my old ago and paralysis from Hi Islands. The piece In your paper (was It early In May last?) fro ii a distinguished American man of letters" anout mo was a very largo in(la Hon into fiction of a very httlo amount of fact In spirit it Is altogether, nnd in letter mainly untrue about my attain, Ac, My income from my books (royalb ties, &c,) does not reach il'iO a year. I mil now in my G'Jth year living plainly but very comfortably, In a little wooden cottage of my own, good spirits Invariab ly, but physically a sad wreck, failing more and moro each successive season., unable oven to get about the house with out help most of tho time, though, with, out Bcrious pain or sudoring, oxcept weakness which 1 havo n good ileal the paralysis that prostrated mo alter the Secession war (several shocks) nover lilting entirely since but leaving men tality unimpaired absolutely (thank God.) I havo a few, very few, staunch and loving friends and upholders bore In America. I am gathering a lot of pieces verso and prose uttered wtthin tho last six years and shall sentl them out under the namo of "November Boughs" before long a little book, 200 pagos or less, somo new pieces a sort of continua tion or supplement. Then I think of printing a revised edition of complete writings, "leaves of Grass," "Specimen Days and Collect" nnd "November Boughs" all in ono volume, soon. I'lease accept personal thanks from mo (nover mind the literary), and I know you will accept this impromptu note in the same spirit in which it is written. Best thanks and love to all my British helpers, readers and defenders." Anotbn Shot at the Saturday Ilalf.UoU. day. A rorrcpondent suggests, in a letter that the Saturday half-holiday "has been established and generally observed throughout Groat Britain for many years past," and that hank holidays also aru annuauy observed; yet ureal i.ruain remains prosperous, lliero aro six bank holidays in Kngland nnd Ireland, five of which originate in religious observance, ami there are five In Scotland tho first Mondays m May and August, with New Year's Day, Good Friday, ami Christmas Daw In the United States we havo seven holidays without "Labor Day." There is no Saturday half-holiday known to liriusn law. A custom oi Biioitening the Saturdays has grown up among tho larger houses of business of all sorts, Saturday afternoon and evening remain ing, however, tho favorite s.'ason for shopping among the poorer classes. A custom tlius growing up may be trusted to work no harm, for custom is nothing but a manner of ordering their all'airs wlncn peoplo havo lotinu to bo con venient ami (icsirui)ie, ruin wntcn can uo altered or nbolished by them whenever it proves to be otherwise. There is great dilference between this and an observ ance imposed by legislation, such as the Saturday half-holiday in New York ., :.v.:. i. -; 'i.r uiu iiiuereiicu uciween cuuicv, wuntiug freely upon things of its own which it understands thorouzhly, and compulsion. applied by force without knowledge. Aciio York Evening l'oit. Mu.uiw., CHURCH A Prelongml and Hitter Wrangle la Pros pect Among the faithful. Fneculatinn is rife now nmonr? tho faithful of the Mormon church as to who shall bu the successor of thu late Presi dent Taylor. A prolonged nnd bitter wrangle is tjuito probable. Josopn r. S.uitli would like to be thu next ruler, as also Georgt Q. Cannon. Both of tlie.so men are influential and have a consider able following. Wilford Woolriilf, the president of tho Twelve Apostlos, is a'so an aspirant for the place. He stands where both Brighain Young and John Taylor stood when they assumed tho iresiuency. isotn Mnitn ana cannon litvo a strong following nmonir tlu younger element. Cannon would make nn active, aggressive leader. bother tno clique with which thtj lato president was identified, and which is the most in fluential within the church, would lavor his candidacy, is hard to snw John Tay lor, as presiuem, was pretty mum oi a figurehead whoso actions wero guided by the wishes of his circle. Cannons run bitl'Mis sp'rit would very likely inluv niiu iu luriucr ins uuu uibcrfnis kuuii t than those of the church, nn 1 as suc'i would not likely ho an available catidi dat in tho eyes of the clique. Woodru may bo chosen, but in any event if llu scheming clique cannot secure tho elec tion of ono of their number, they will prefer to throw their power 111 favor of one whom they believu can be made amenable to their wishes rather than unite on nn active leader. Tho Mormon church shows signs of (lis -ontent nnd factions; this was patent at Taylor's funeral when 0110 of his sous ntlemptod to create a disturbance by de- iiuiiuciug tue processes ui uiu recent Mormon convention. Tne moment these factious clearly define themsolves so soon will the church weaken antl thu Mormon faith lose its grip 011 tho follow ers. The succession looks now very much as if it might be tho rock on which all previous harmony Is bound to split. Th presi lency is not likely to be settled for some lime yet ; and in any event dls api intineuts are bound to come to the Mormon leaders. Ca.htng Checks at lloteU. If I wero the proprietor of n hotel I would casli checks to uvery man 1 knew and considered responsible. Tho hotel would lose no more money under that method than it does by the present rule, which makes tho cashier responsible for any losses. Rascals are continually get ting in on us as they do on the banks, for tint hotels do a regular banking business with their guests nnd aru forced to ac commodate a good many other people, just as the banks are. W o losu $1,'.'0J to Sl.oOOa year In worthless checks. Somo of tho fellows who boat us are very shrewd about it, Kor instance, there was a young fellow about here awhile ago who was supposed to have business rela tions with Warner Miller, He got quito intl nato with one of the proprietors of the hotel, and used to sit down in the oltice with him and talk. After one of th 'so talks one day he camo over to the cashier's desk and said: "By the way, I wish you could cash a rheck for me." There was no prettier confidence game in tho world. His check was cashed and came buck marked "No funds." A well known lawyer, who Is down ou his luck, got into the hotel in much tho Baiue manner. Tako it all in all, thu hotel can nlibrd to lose gomo money in this way, because its refusal to necommo late people will drive awav a great ileal of neonlo. The business of tho country is so largely transacted by check that wo have to take our chances. SOCIAL C l luOu. l' I ti. Mann.rs and Cu.toms l'ractte.d la Faille Society, Twelvo o'clock is the usual hour se lected tor a day wedding, but this is a matter of individual choice. The Art Interchange suggests that the place antl hour of the wedding must determine the kind of refreshments to be offered to tho guests. If the wedding takes place in the house and In the middle of the day, a substantial luncheon must be provided. If tho ceremony is held at the church, followed by a small reception at tho house of the bride's family, would bo naturally followed by a 5 o'clock tea, when tea and coffee, cakes, ices and fruit would be the refreshments. These may bu arranged ou thu dining room table and guests allowed to help themselves, or vney may uo uauueu arounu. 1887. Labooch.re Pitches Into Itnyat TaeliU Tho performances of the Queen's yacht on Wednesday last In running Into the Orontes Is equally discouraging to tno British taxpayer and tha British sUhlseer. That after the thousandsdfpcHirids which are yearly Spent on the Victoria and Albert sho should proceed backward when Intended to go forward, and thus knock hundreds of pounds' worth ol gilding and ornament oil her Blorn, Is bad enough from the taxpayers' point o. view; but that she should Indulge In these vagaries when presumably being extra carefully handled bociiuse of the presence of the Crown Princess of Oer many Ou hoard, is absolutely terrifying to the Intending spectator or the iinval review. Tho regulations for navigating tho royal yacht are highly Idiotic. It will scarcely be credited that in co.npli nnco witli the most foolish ami absurd royal or.ler.lhose vessels aro always taken alongside the landing place at full speed, the engine room telegra ill being altered from full speed to full speed astern only when thd jetty is being npnnached. It is wonderful that any officers can bo found to undertake the charge of the engines under such preposterous condi tions, as the delay of a second would cause a bad accident. All vessels havo their engines stopped before altering the speed In this way, and tho royal yachts ought to follow the usual rational pract ice. Hot Honored at llome. As water seeks iU level, so does the village Instinctively tend to maintain a certain moral and intellectual uniformity: The man of exceptional ability is sooner or later expelled by the body politic. He is mistrusted, disliked and finally os tracized. Nor is he slow himself to take the hint to depart. He perceives thai there is nothing for hltn to do at home. He forges restlessly about for alnvile, try ing this and that and effecting only mis chief ; everybody surmises an evil des tiny for him ; ho puts on his hat and departs, in despair or anger, and present ly the world recognizes nnd celebrates his genius. But his native village never swells the chorus of praise. They have known him from a baby ; he cannot humbug them I Did he not steal apples from Farmer Hoyt's orchard ? Was he not the slowest hand at a spelling match in school? Did he not jilt Mary Jano after everybody had agreed that lie" would marry her? Go to, then I Can Bivli a fellow as that invent a navigable air ship or write a classic book, or create a successful railroad 7 He is only Jack Smith after nil Is said and done, and, among thoso who knbw him, will always have a Jack Smith reputation. "Sib; I hear you using the word don key very frequently in your conversa tion." "Yes, your ears do not deceive you." "Am I to understand that you apply tho word to raoV" "Why, what makes you harbor such an unjust bus- ficion ? Don't you know that th'ero are ots of donkeys iu the world besides' you?" Arms and Leg. for These who Meed Them. "I suppose," said the reporter, "that you meet with some queer incidents in the course of your business?" "Yes, I remember a customer coming, to me not long ago for his second artificial leg. lie nan worn tne nr.st ior a liumu.-r of years. He said that ho wus in much troublo of mind. He was going to get married, and had been courting bis in tended for a year and a half, and she did not know but that ho was entirely sound. The question in his mind wasw.ietherto tell ner before, or wait until after mar riage. 1 advised him to inform her be forehand, as otherwise sho might havo legal ground to apply for an annulment of the marriage on the ground of decep tion. He told me afterward that ho fol lowed my advice, and tho lady concluded that she loved him nono tho less on ac count of his misfortune. Another singu lar incident, but ol a dillerent character, was in connection with the collision ot two steamers, ono of which had jtist started from this port for Kurope, and bad to put back again on account of the damage. Nono ot the passengers wero Injured by tho accident, and a friend jokingly reiuarKea in my presence unit 1 would, no doubt, be greatly disappointed that there was no loss of limb, as 1 would therefore get no revenue from the occur rence. Strangely inotigh the day follow- ne a man from Ohio walked into iny ollicoand said thathe wanted an artificial leg. He related that he had been a pas senger on the steamer which had to put back on account of the collision, having started from his home in Ohio to pay a visit to I'.urone. hen the vessel ro- turned to port ho concluded, on reflec tion, to give up his European trip nnd to expentl tho money he had received for the trip in providing himself with a new artificial leg in place of the ono which he then' wore. So it seems that the collision of those two steamers brought business after all." "Who supply limbs for tho soldiors ?" "The business is distributed among different manufacturers, nearly, if not alt, in the large cities on the Atlantic coast No Union soldier who lost a limb in the war need be without an artificial one. Northern manufacturers also supply a good raauy artificial limbs to confederate veterans, on the order of states of the South that have made provision for the maimed of the lost cause; but a great many of tho Southern veterans aru un provided, for tho reason that the appro priations for their relief aro not sufficiently frequent and adequate." V. 1". Sun. The Pathetlo Death at a "Practical Poli tician." There is something almost pathetic in the death of Captain "Miku" Cregan, whoso life was ebbing away while the first republican convention held for many years iu which ho had not taken an impoitant part was gathering at Sara toga. ho can tell how much disap pointment had to do with the nipping uf his energies ! 'lho breath of his nostrils and thu object of all his thoughts und ambitions lor years had been thu strife oi politics, and perhaps it was a merciful dispensation that the out war horse, shut out from tho battle, Should not survive to witness the conllicts in which he could no longer take part. Cregan was a bravo soldier ihirniL' tho war. and if his political career since that time has not been as creidlablo to him, the blamo must bo laid, in part at least, to tho Bystein which made him what he was. Men who were older and wiser, whom he ha I learned to look up to and respect, wero the ones who taught him the work of the machine, and they have not hesitated to protit by labor, done by him, that they would have shrunk I rout performing themselves. Of course, lie was tliruwn over when he be came nn incumbrance, but if Hi') same It tt were applied to some scores of tubers in the bu ne positions, in either of the gr at paities, lie would not havo been alone in hi exile. A. 1. Com. Adv. Tit Hew Iron Curtain of the Theatre Prancals. The new iron curtain of the Theatre Francals is a gigantic affair. It neither rolls up nor folds together, but ascends iu a solid Bheet into tho upper regions, which have had to be heightened to make room for it. Tho ascent occupies a tnlnnto ana a quarter, it appears, too, that the now dron-scene. with Its colon nado and busts, is not an ordinary rolling canvass, but is giucu w tno iron curtain, Tills gluing was a work of no small dilli cultv. being nrobablv the "largest ordor" ever attempted In the way ol apcnage. The other structural alterations at tne Theatre Francals have involved a sacrl lice of seating space to tho value of more than $76 a night. As the theatre is open every night in the year, and generally filled to overflow Intr. the annual loss in. volved in these changes may be reckoned at something like t.-'i.bOO, A handsome peace-offering this to the theatrical Nemesis may it bo accepted I i'uf Hall Uateue. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL XXI.NO40 COLUMBIA DBMOOHAT, VOL LI, NO 88 What New York Ii.n. t,y the H.tnrdar llalMlollilay. "The Saturday half holiday hai begun to innko tin linprosslou Uolithe banking business of this city that is portentous ot evil. Now York is conceded by every body to be the financial centre of the Tountry, and hitherto the time has been none too long for the accomplishment of our work. Now wo are handicapped by the sudden taking away of "i whole working days out of the year. Adding to these the eight wholo holidays previously existing, and the business of New York, tho foremost business city in the Union, is deprived of lit actual working days, whereas most of the other cities of the Union havo but six holidays. In other words, tho Immense business of tho city of Now York, with its ramifications into every city, town, and hamlet iu tho Union, must bo transacted in 27!) work ing days per annum, against 307 days de voted to work by every other city. The consequence is that thd expense of doing our business is largely increased. Friday becomes substantially tho last day of tho week, for little or nothing can be done on Saturday, and Slonday begins with an accumulation of work and correspondence almost overwhelming. "But our most scrioustronblcs growing out of tho Saturday half-holiday are tho losses of accounts. Our California and Western accounts requiro the exchange of htindre Is of millions of dollars an nually, and several of these havj been driven to Chicago nnd other cities by our Inability to do business, with them on Saturday. It is folly to suppose that the channels of business of the whole country aro going to ceaso their How because New York ban its aro unable to wait upon them. They will avoid tho New "iork banks, and In their train all tho otliT business institution of tho city, nnd go where th y rah be accommodated tit nil reasonable times." .1 1'rominenl Danker In Mew York Timet. Trickery la Fancy Soaps. "Experience is necessary in tho pur- :nase ol tancv soaps," remarked a dealer tho other day. "You aro not nl ways sure that you tiro getting tho worth o'f your money. A good toiL't article should' not contain more than from tlto 18 per cent, of water. The unscrupulous nianu.ac turer i.icreas s the amount of water in various ways. In some instances he forces water into the soap as it Hardens after tho boning it undergoes; in other cas. s he mixed the water by mechanical means Into the soap; in third and equally large class of cases ho introduces some powerful chemical, such as t c ali ber's salts, which enables him to intro duce as much its 70 per cent, uf water. It is obvious, therefore, that ten pounds of honest toilet soap would contain nine pounds if thoroughly dried, nn tb.it ten pounds treated chemically would contain less thau three pounds. Nor is tho wrong confined to selling three pounds for nine to tho innocent purchaser. The spur.ous soap is uil'ected by water live times as milch as the genu ine. In the wash bowl or bath tub it dissolves visibly before the cyo. 'Wiiero its honestly made rival can bo used fifty times, it only lasts ten. If left by acci dent in the water, it disolves until tho surrounding liquid Is thick Buds. The.ro are noaps of this sort in the market which are advertised as first class und sol, I at high prices. Have an eye ou tho man who calls on you nnd nreten Is to 11 vu you bargains by letting on it is Inst of 1 110 ' lot, and tempts you with a quick lun.njj scale of prices: The perfume is thero and the showy wrapper, but it's 60 per cent, water, instead oi honest soap." General Itevlew of the Fruit Yield. From the first fruit that ripened in the spring to the la-t to como the quince here havo been ereat oxn.clatioiis and little realization. Tho strawberry crop was verv unsatisfactory. The rhnrrv crop was the greatest failure in many ears, yet the trees hung tu with fruit. even to the ripening season, but exes sivo rains ju.st at the critical time de stroyed tho crop. Tho rainy season fol lowed thu cherry-ripening season from Irginia to Cana la. The Hudson river raspberry crop was literallyw.vshrid from canes. The currant crop was less than a third of what was cxpjcted. The peach orchards from Virginia to New York, have.refused to yield anything liko tho quantity of fruit expected 6f them. Tho iiimson river grapa crop win be but a little more than one-half the amount ex pected by the growor so lato as midsum mer. The apple cron. as tho time for gathering it approaches, seems to bo less promising, nut a light crop of qu'nees is expected in Western New York, wherj most of that frnit that is sold In this city is produced. Tho only fruit that has been nearly up to expectation in the quantity yielded was the Bartlett p-nr crop. They havo been abundant, of lino nuallty, although somewhat under riz;i and cheap. JV. Y. Tiinea. Bow Fashions Orlgtaate, Savs "Entre Nous" in tho Hotton Sutvlav Herald'. "Somebody at Newport put her elbow through the sleeve of her la o gown by some mischance, and to hide .. - !. 1 1 it? iriuLuru iiiru 11 origin nuuoii uvur iu Instantly the bright-colored bows 'caught on' to other elbows, and what wasorigin- ally niten tea as a cute, little remedy has become a new fa-hlon. I saw a slender llarptr't Itiuar girl looking as though sho had just Btepped out of that femin.no publication the other day a toung B.iiml tietl about her right elbow in a very hrenchy how was a bit of nasturtium red rib 'on, sj I presume tho caprice has at tacked Boston. Girls have gono about all summer with ribbons tied pussy-cat Btylo around their necks, and now why should they not vary the plate, while sleeping uio coquctiiMi notions . Very Vlaborate Protestant Ceremonies, The laving of the corner s'ono of tho new mist. on school house of tho Holy Cross Mi-sion, at Avenue C and Fourth I street, was an event of Interest to east- aiders. It was also tho most interesting incident of thu week's series of festival celebrations commemorating tho anni- versary ol tho lounding ol tho snccesslul mission. Avenue C was blocked with Boectators at 3) o'clock when tho proces sion of acolytes and Episcopal priests issued from tho vestry doors of the mis sion church and wound around the foundation walls of the new school e li fico to the spot whero the corner stono hung irom a rone. A cross-bearer hold- In: aloft a bronze crucifix led tho pro cession. Behind walked acolytes mi 1 choristers in robes of black and white. Tho Kuv. Dr. Houghton of tho Little Church Around the Corner, with hit white locks crowned with a bhek bcretla nn I his body enveloped in n loiu rolm of gold sllir, h '.ivy wilh gold emhioi .ery, followed w th two acolytes bearing tin train of t.iu robe. Then came Fatli t James 0. S. Huntington, tho Epis'op l monk, nf the I nlted Labor pirty, and h -n I ol thu nisiion, and his tuaht in Fnlicrs hill, Field and Allen, ll-liml the mar hud lu couples, singing m l b r ig 11111 irol I -red banners, the liu.e clu .r n of the inWsiou, several hundred in iu 11 ,er. Last of all came tho lilt ro 1 d I'rot'-staut sistirs of St. John lbs Dup.ist. ,'ew York Sun, Meilcan "Lover's (lulrte. There is on sale everywhere and In. universal use a cheaply printed liltlo pamphlet entitled "El Socretario de los Anmutes." It is tho guide and hand book of lovers. It contains the language, of tlowers, tho significance of the varied wearing and handling of the sombrero, tlu language- of fan, the language of uls, the meaning of the varied use of o handkerchief, omblems in design ,iug the hours of day and night iu making appointments, the use ol tlin lltiinemU in cipher writing, several 6hort chapters on the conduct of a lovo affair, and the deif mute alphabet for one ban I. , This literary gem seems to bp moro ludled than any oth t in tlu r p ibhi. NAPHA-KLANQ. Manner In Which Toinhs Are Dalit ami In. term.nts Made. A striking feature about Xnph.vKt.ing Is tho number of tombs surrounding it. These aro built in tho sides of the hills, nnd are of a hors?hoa slmpa. They nre In the form of vaults, and are constructed ot 1 Id masonry, In these vaults the tlend are placed nnd left for seven yenM. after which the remains nro collected and placed in urns. Thoso who can not af ford to build a tomb for tho lino of their own relatives combino with others, no as to have a common placo of Bopulturo of respectable appearance. Tho finest, how ever, are Interred In holes cut iu the sea cliffs. After burial supplies of food nnd rice spirit arc placed In lho tomb for tho use of the deceased, which tho relatives come nnd consume alter a decent Inter val. The combings of tho hnfr ant col lected by the pricstB, antl by them burnt on certain occasions as offerings for somo purpose or other; but tho meaning ol the rite has not yet been disclosed. A Ba Flower. Ono of tho most exqiilslto wonders of tho sea Is called tho opclet, about the Bizo of the German aster, and looking, indeed very much liko ono. Imagine a v.'ry largo double aster, with a great ninny long petals, of a light green color, glossy as noun, and each tipped with tho color of n blush rose. These lovely petals do not lie in their places tpiictly, however, but wave about in tho water, while tho while opelet clings to n jpek. You have no Idea how pretty antl innocent it looks on iU immovable bed. Would you Btispoct that it would feast upon anything grosser than dew and sunbeams? Let us watch this satanlc plant -for it is a devil of a flower and boo what it will do with thoso pretty, graceful nrms. You will seo in a moment for here comes a foolish littlo fish do you s;o that little fish wriggling and sinking ? ah, it lias dis appeared 1 Yes, it was Btruck dead bv the poison In thoso pretty arms, which was as fatal as tho rattlcnaku's bite, and in an instant a tremendous mouth opened nnd tho victim was swallowed whole by tho innocent looking opelet a scaly thing for a How er to do, surely. A Frenchman's Museum of Heath. Among the numerous collectors of cu riosities of overy kind who abound in l'aris thero is ono wealthy virtuoso who amuses himself by collecting denths' beads and skeletons fantastically carved or modeled in marble, cnithcnwntc, wood or precious stones. These he has gathered together in it kind of museum of death, which nt first sight seems hideous nnd "macabre," hut, on closer inspection, proves highly interesting. Some of the heads havo been detached from those old mediaeval rostrv beads, which were uually ornamented on ono sitle with tlie profile of 11 king or a saint and on the other with the gunning face of a skeleton. One of the most hideous, yet at the same timo most artistically ox ecuted, of the figures is that of n skeleton engagetl in taking from off Ills bones thu "conqueror worms," which have been claiming him an their ow n. The collec tor has given a lugubrious reality to lho objects in his museum by placing hero and thero among them the skulls of dead women. Docs with Cat-like Habit. Mr. Romanes, in his book on "Mental Evolution in Animals," gives somo curious illustrations of modified Instincts due to early association or training. A terrier pup, brought up withakitten, be gan to bound like a cat, played with mice by letting them run for a distance nnd pounncing on them, licked his paws nnd rubbed them over his ears. Miss Mit ford, in her letters, records similar habits in a King Charles terrier, which belonged to no less a personage than the venerable Dr. Kouth, President of Magda lene College, Oxford. This dog had been suckled and reared by a cat, having lost its own mother. He always showed tho proverbial cat-like dread of wet feet, and never went out in rain ; licked his paws several times in the day for tho purpose of washing his face, .sitting tho while upon his tail in the truo cattish position ; watched n mouse-hole for hours together; and had, in short, till tho ways, manners, nnd dispositions of his feliuo fostor-mother. The Emperor of China and Ills Wives. Tho young Emperor of China has just seen engaged in tho occupation of select ng three ladies as brides from amongst hirty-two assembled at his palace. Theso ire collected from all over Manchuria 'rom certain noble Mauchu families, and have travelled Boino of them for hun dreds antl even a thousand miles to 1'ekin to undergo review. Tho future Empress is first selected, and then two assistants, called tho Eastern and Western Em presses. This is the ancient custom of the Empire fiinco tho Manchus became its rulers. The Emperor will tako over the reins of power next year. The temperance peoplo of Missouri City, Mo., bought up nil the liquor In tho tow'n nnd vicinity, and had a grand maRS-meeting antl bonfire on a recent evening. . Thero is reported to bo a growing feeling among officers of tho English Naval Medical Service that their interests are not studied as they should be, nnd that they nre at a distinct disadvantage as compared with their brut hern in thu Army. Tun largest freight bill ever pild by one shipper is Raid to havo boon that on thirty-one ear loads of gr.iuito shipped from New England to tho Pacific Coast, tho cost of which was ten thousand dol lars. It wits to bo uod in the construct ion of a mechanical school In San Fran cisco, nn endowment by tbo public bene fit, tor, Dr. 11. D. Cogswell, of drinking fountain fame in tho West. Tne want of accuracy in shooting, ow ing to the imperiuct construction ot tlin cannon in early timfs is well illustrated by the fact thnt iu 1R12 nt tho battle of S.tlam.in'i "vr,l);),0' cartriilies mil 0,000 cannon hulls wero fired, wit'i tho result of only 8,0)0 men being put hor.s do combat. And ns late as lft."7, during lho Kttllh- war, SlX)') cartridge wore fired in a single engagement in which only tweu-ty-fivu of thu enemy wero killed. A New Yortg firm of wlno merchants have in their poss -ssion two casks inado of what Is thought to bo the oldest nn 1 best preserved woo 1 iu existence. This woo I wits, formerly part of the founda tion of a bridge, over the Uhinoat M linz, in the time of Trolantis, ninety-nlno years after Christ. In later years llr ilestroyed tho bridge and it was" not until 18S1, while excavations for a stone bridge) wero being made, that portions of tho ancient timbers were brought to light. The casks in question aro artistically carved and ornamented. Is tho manufacture of swonls and bay onets for uso in tho German army, sovero tests aro employed to insure rcnablo weajions. With respect to swords and sihres tho testing process is tho follow ing: tno luaue.s are brought in un roow.'.Oil, examined for length and thick ness, then bent according tu certain fixed rules; two heavy right and left cuts are then struck nt a wooden block wilh tho edge antl two blows with tho fiat of each blade. Having passed these tests, tho blades are stamped and laid aside to bo mounted nnd finished. When mounted they are again tested for soliditv of con nection between blade and hilt. Tlin tc ling of bayonets is equally severe and ex uiu-tivo. No inferior material or de fu -tlvo workmanship escapes tho cognlz itnc" of tho inspecting officers, who aro specially choson by tho ministry of war for their knowle Igo of all the physical and technical details connected with tho material and fabrication ol steel weap ons. Uuuyan's Uenlu. W'a hear that Bunyan's "Pilgrim's I'rogreM" has been translated into Jnp imi'S', and that it is illustrated in a very curious way, by native artists. Christian has a close-Bliaveii Mongolian bond, Van ity Fair is a feast of lanterns, with all the popular Jaoancso amusements, tho dim g -oti of Giant Djspair is 0110 of thoso large wooden ciiges' well known to Eastern irinilnals, nnd tho angels waiting to re ceive the pilgrims on the furthur side ol 1 '10 hrldgi-less river nro dressed after tho 1 dost Yokohama fashions in the gorgeous 1 ostium- mid liend-diesses of great Jap anese Indies, It is tho liest 'of pi oofs of Bunyan's genius, that Ids work is found so truly huijiau, iwto adapt to tho Bontl m nts and associations uf men in all 1 'i a-i I film