THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT. BLOOMSBURGr, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. I -The Homes Wo Lin In. "Tha Bchool for Soandal." She Walks In Her Bleep, TWO MATKIIIAI.S THAT WILI, M.A.Y A HUMOROUS ANH KNTK11TA1NWO LECTUltE A REMARKATILK STOIIT OF A SOMNAMBCL I.A1IOC I'AItT IN TI1K NKAIt lUtUllK. I 11T Ml. TAUIAOR. IBT FttOM W1LKR3BARRE. Willi overy Biicccseivo century the "Thtro nre," saUltho popular preaoh- Wilkesbarris, December 4. Mn. proportion of well built houses bat in-1 er, "schools and colleges unil univornU Rebcccn Eldridpe, living on Main street erenscu, uio iiuurioiisiit'Sj 01 Uio Uwoll-1 tica all over tho land, somo with large 1 1) as had some remarkable adventures, ings of tbo rich has become magnified, numbers of students and thousands of during tho post week in somnambulism, and moio and moro of what onoo wore alumni, but the lamest school is tho Mrs. Kldrldno's family ootisints of a son, tho luxuries of tho rich havo become 1 school for scandal. Thcro aro scandals Georgo, about 19 years old. and a tho properly of tho comparatively poor, about ministers, scandals about attor- daughter, Mnrpio, aged about 10, lureplaccs, furnaces, steves, clieat) I novs.soandals about mcrohanU, scandals Thcro is also in tho houso II. A. Stew. glass, and nrnplo sash windows, plenty about city anil state olltolals and, in ard, a clerk, who works at nights, and ot water lor tho turning of a tap, all I point ct tact, scandals about every the nnpllances ot the plumber, and, bod v. Thcro arc people who will ilually, gas and electricity havo crowd-1 falsify eternally. Thcro are in every cd Upon us, and make the modern country large factories of falsehood, house, oven when intended for a family I which run ninht and dny Havo you in modcrato circumstances, a more ever examined tho general outline oi has bedn a prominent actor on each occasion on which Mrs Eldridge has been attacked with a soranambullstio fit. On Tuesday morning last as Mr. Steward entered tho houso ho saw Mrs. Eldrldgo coming down tho stairs. She woro hor night dress only and walked firmly as though bont on somo Gxed errand. 11 tr eves were wnln upon but hIio did not soem to eeo Mr. Stewart, Mrs. Eldridgo advanced Btraight to the hat-rack and taking ber bat put it on and went to tho front door to go out. Mr. Steward thon spoko to her and asked her where she was toincr. She them havo not, in fact, digested them. Father of His Country but ho beat it said in a childish voice : "I am going Past aces had fewer comforts, but off with his hatcheU to church. 1 must go to ohuroh and 1 thoy wcro woll diucsled, and boauty I "It.is tho healthiest of all monsters, am afraid I will bo late." The other was clven to tho useful article. The I and Is distinguished for its longevity, members of tho hons hold were aroun Roman candelabrum bold only a rude It travels" about incessantly, and every led and Mrs. Eldridgo was placed in oil-lamp, yet it was a more resthotio morning, altar skipping the miantio or bed. un mo louowing day sne was' ouject man our inoucrn eiecino lamps, tnousanus or miies or. our own uuuuiry wo havo it at our brcaktasi tames. Keenness of nostrils is also a character istio of it, and it can scent a slander fifty miles ahead. It has ono car open complex ailalr by far than tho castlo oi n robber liaron oi tbo middlo ages. Tho shortcomings of our nouses. writes Mr. V. N. Lcckington in the Philadelphia American, arise from tho very plethora ot inventions and com. pluxitics crowded into them. Most of theso aro so now that wo havo not learned how to mako tho best use of them : how to extract beauty from an out-and-out liar and marked his nronortlons Anatomical lustioc has novcr been siavo to a no. n exists everywhere. It thrives well in evory nitmnto. but it ccncranv attains per fection in tho tcmpcrato zono. It lives on buns, bananas and ico cream and its drink U anything from water to alcohol. It is a terriblo monster and would at ono tituo havo destroyed tho Best Fianos! talfe!! D. S. ADrUS $ GO. HEADQUARTERS FOR Stciuwsiy, Soliiiici, Kranicli ok llaclt Fischer, Emerson, Pease AND TUG CF.LKWtATF.l) Wilcox & White. Organs. CTTIanos Tuned and Repaired' by com. potent workmen. Send for Catalogues. 21 WEST THIRD ST., Williamsport, Pa. noTll-8My. told of her nocturnal wanderings, bnt remembered nothing of the occurrence. Un Wednesday morning she had a far more serious and startling experi ence. It was about a A. M when Air. to tbo cast and another to tho woW Stewart returned homo and tho weath- and all tho tittlo-tattlo of the world er was intensely cold.. He found that beoauso thought was lavished on its form. When tho elcctno lamp is as familiar to us as tho oil-lamp was to tho Romans, perhaps wo may havo learned how to make it an artistio ob loot. Moreover, our houses aro not, as re- pours into thom liko vinegar tnrougn n tno trap-aoor, opening irom tno aitio gards their construction, abreast either I funnel. Tho monster has a throat on the roof, was wide opoo, and ho of tho encineerincr or sanitary soionce I lartre onounh to swallow anything saw Mrs. Eldridgo standing on tho of tho age. This is largely duo to the round, square, angular, transparent or roof of vV. L. Looms' house next door, oxi8tcnoo of tho jiraouco of honso opaque. It generally goes in a Hock Sho bad gained tho roof ot her own mannfactnro by speculators, who wish 1 with others of its kind, and when ono house and thou must hava steppod or to givo as much as possible at the chargo is in ado against a man it is jumped in tho darkness across the in smallest possible expense : and still usually followed by a swarm ot them, tervening space, luiiy tnrco tnet wido. moro larcelv to tho lnvo of ostentation Kill ono and there aro twelve left to She had two bundles under her arm and lack of knowledco of construction not as nall-boarors and ono to preach Ono contained plush dress goods and or sanitation on the part of tho house-1 the funeral sermon. tho other muslins. Sho was rescued bitvincr and houso rentinn nublio. I "Manv of tho Btudonts ana craau Tho decadence ot style, so much re- atcs in the school lor s;anaat are crettod by that class of articles who snoken of as whisuerers, beoauso the lovo to look backward, is not worth information thov havo to convey is sitihinc for. This is tho necessary usually convoyed in a whisper. These result of a world-wide civilization, and whisnerere are always first-class liars, probably the prolnde to a universal Thoy are cither masouline or feminine, after notifying the police to be on the style. When, after osoillating from with tho malority inolining towards lookout for her, Mr. Steward and lashion to fashion, we havo onoscn what are called the lords oi creation, ucorgo cmrmce stariea out, to una from the styles of past aces all that is These whisperers aro the scavingers of her. They searched all over the neigh suitablo to modern purposes, when the I society, and drivo their cart every- borhood and it was nearly daybreak, now started toward the honest uso of I where. Tho scandal moncers aro to materials has culminated in tho most be found everywhere, but I think, their suitable as well as most honest nso of Daradise is a small villace of about one them; and when wo havo learned to I thousand inhabitants where' everybody throw a web of beauty around those knows everybody else." now additions to our comfort which our romanticists and medievalist now consider inartistical and ucpoetical; then a new and universal Btyle will be evolved. In the meantime uro aro crude. We do not drain our basements thoroughly, nor construct our plumbing and drain ago as well as we know how to do it ; wo neglect to provide damp courses against tho ascent or damp, or to con struct our brick or stone walls hollow for tho same purpose ; we make our after great difficulties. Yesterday morning when Mr. Steward got home be found the front, door open. He ran up stairs and aroused Miss Eidridge, who found that her mother was not in bed. Her son Georgo was called, and beforo they found her in tho Hollen back Cemetery, bhe bad no clothes on but her night-dress and hat, and was almost frozen to death. She was still asleep and talking to herself. HOW'S YOUR LAME BACK? 8TMNQTHIN AND RESTORI IT BY WIARINQ A Hop Plaster WJiy mflteMrtth an Mhlos btok mhm a jwompt And positive MllAf UatbAndr Tho Hop PUaten completely and tpeodllycvoBAolcAGha.Sldeaahe, Painful KumIm, Kidney Wealcnesa, lUiouma Ura. BaUUas, Pleinlir. Cheet Ftini , Ben Lnnge. Oonehe. Crick And fell Sodden, Bnarp or Nervou paint. TheiMthlnff,pu-milnffandetrenfftnen. ins Tirtaevof Hops, nemlook,DtlMmi and Onnu combined, fhrect and clean. Bold orerywhere. as eta.. B for 11.00. Mailed for pri oa by proprie tors. Hop natter Company, JJoeton, XIaa. Et-look for the bop-Tine wreath and ebjnature of HOP V UUITiai CO., on every genuine platter. Beware of lmlUucmi and enbnltuuona. A LBUMS, PIlOTOaRAril. ATJTOORAFII AND n. scrap, a large ana complete line ni j. u. Mercer's Uiug and lioolc Store, Evans' mock. IX THE FINEST Leprosy in Europe. Industrial Education- From the St. James' Budget, rm,- fniin.sn rpanlt!r.n rnuworl thn Tho warning voice uttered by tho Senate May 17th 1887 the House, rector of Ureatham, in tbo limes, as May 18th and was siencd by Governor tb the spread oi leprosy, Dnngs uj iauw ueaver jiav igth 1887, to face with a terrible danger, as nine Resolved. That tho Governor understood or experienced by linguim- jg heret,y authorized and requested to men as is tue black deatu oi we swe.v appoint a commission consisting of not ing sickness. To most of us leprosy mQre than five Dergon ciHzen8 of tbJs IS happily only a name, associi. su Commonwealth: to make inauirv and mainlv with Sormtural incidents which I . . .,. T , i, r - j . , i l J . , i rruun lu iud xiOKioAtuio uy ua urjLi noon oi incn uoarus miu upon piaoKs 80em scarcely more remote irom our- 8e;8ion, by bill or otherwise, respecting set on edge, though we know that by Belves than the disease itself. Yet lhe 8Ubject of industrial education in- so doing wo are building harbors for there can be no doubt that this malady, cludi J an examinaUon 0f the extent vermin and laying fuel for flame ; we nna of the most hideous that afflicts . P. ., . ... . A . crazy, unrestful roofs, full ol mankind, is actually amonc ns at tniB !: j ii. .. u. peaks and gutters, though we are sure moment, that its tendency is to keep a meangJ'of vt?mollDS aod maintaining that. it. unil hn linrrl 'tn I'nnn fhnm I a .nV.nnnA. U .hnn, itaplf. I. . r . o -- " ..... v i- v wj- v . iuuiuuiu nucioyci iw bujtib . - j weather proof ; and we line our rooms an j that it is constantly widening the with matchwood mouldings and wain- Bcolings in order to shelter our insect foes and give fire a free sweec Par titions between rooms are still built of wooden studs though lime blocks and porous and bard terra-cotta are all well kno in and comparatively cheap ma teriah, and would be cheaper wero they more in demand ; staircases are built most ilirasily of thin wood, and often rest against wooden partitions ; water-closets are combined with bath rooms, so that only one person can be nccommodated at a timo ; and no pro visions aro made lor ventilation. Somo of thesn faults are tho result of a passing fashion for the ways of the eighteenth century, but none of them arc in harmony with the science and progress of the last quarter of th'e nineteenth, and none of them are essentially artistio or aro capable of a better artistio effect than can bo pro duced by a more scientific and rational construction. it in its several grades, whether by state or looal action alone, or by both area Of US dreadtol influence. nnmr.iniil. hnw far it i nnaxihlfior a A..i.j..nn wihf I . : . " " i . ... '.' . . , L. WtDIIBUlB VV lUWIUUlOW IU IUIV UiO OA tho disease is being spread an over uio Uti gvgtem of bli(J in8(raotioDi the world by Uhirese emigranw. x ury h.Ht mnfhn of traminw ipanhra for havo carried it to California, New . sfthnf.i- nnnrf ,,. nnA !, UlUlinwito, luu uouo v uvv -ww- hnn(ia if nrtv nro rcnniroH in thn tir .1 a-,lm:V, T.1nnJs nliorn it. I r . a Jl " 1 . iiuu iuo muiumuu atintr vfpm nt norma HnhnnU t.n nn. . : 1 . nil ,1 altllPr I . . J . . . . & . . . W Ai I aula luow ur uiut iub buui UULiiliii; ui they havo brought it into Europe them- tQ meot( moro fu the needa of lbe selves or it nas Deen nrougui. u, 8y8tem 0f pUbij0 instruction as no or Europeans who have been in coniuct ganiz ;ntb;g Stat wilb. 8Ucb otber with them. All tho specia lists in skin P ..cg og tho oorami88ion may il8rlf disease in raris are said to navo ieprB ingritnte or be reqae8te(1 by tbo Gov merchants, sisters of charity, mission aries and others, timdemics ot leprosy have broken out in moro than ono of tho nrovinces of Soain. the disease bav in p bpen broii eh t homo by 'sailors. There are lepers in the hospitals of London, Dublin and Glasglow, and Archdeacon Wriglt mentions, on authority he does not doubt, that a week or two aeo there was a case ol lenrosv in an Entrlish villace. In fact ernor to undertake. The membeis of tho commission shall serve without compensation, except for necessary ex penses and clerk hire aotnally incurred, and approved by the Governor." in pursuance ot tbo above and toro going resolution the following gentle men have been appointed by the gov ernor to servo upon the said commiss ion : George W. Atherton, LL. D. President of the State college, A. II. Fetterolf Ph. D. President of Girard TH. C 1 .1 I . ' - . . . , . J I x.m uau ui uu.upu i.UB fjanecu awuy tne two points to be Dome in miuu ro u Nathan 0. Schaefffr, Pb. D we no longer cover rough brick or themselves sufficiently suggesuvo of Tr, ? an,a t T.nU e walls with consuls and plasters urounds for alarm, the first being that t,:..i Y "'n..t rri..j w'n..? ston of stucco ; the reign of the American "country vernacular', of jig-saw scrolls, "rustio boarding, olap-boards and painting in assorted colors, is nearly over, but wo havo yet much to learn before stone, brick and solid wood, terra-cotta and other hre-proof or slow. burnincr materials aro uroA rnrrentlu and nrtistically, beforo our houses are proof against the gases from ground and sewer ; and beforo our ornament is that which bests suits its situation. Two well-known materials, ono used at present to somo extant in house building, the other now chiefly employ cd at a decoration, will probably play a largo part in the house-construction ot the luture. These aro glass and paper. The former is harder and stronger than iron, so much so that already it has been used tor railroad beds ; it can be made somi transparent, so as to let in light without permitting clear vision, or entirely opaquo by proper admixture of its components ; and it is tho most clean and imperishable of substances. Glass may thus como into play in tho better class of houses, while the houses of the relatively poor may bo made more roomy and comfortablo by the general use of stttbs or Bheots of pulp od vegotablo fibro or paper tho cheao est of materials, and ono whioh is both cleanly and enduring when properly m ado and treated. the disease itself has of late years in creased in activitv. and the second that, in moro or less degree, it is to be found all over the world. Any acciaeniai circumstances which might develop its virulence wonld at once produce a world-wide enidemio. The train is laid and needs only to be fired. ttsburg '. Norristown, Pa. Excited Female Olorks- From a Washington Letter. Somo feeling has been engendered among tbo female clerks in the Govern ment departments against tbo Civil- Service Commissioners by tin recent , I . Ill A. I puuucaiinn, unuer inn caption "r reity Government Clerks, ot an interview purporting to have emanated from "ono of the Civil-Service Commissioners." According to tho publication, the Com missioner quoted refers to women in tho departments as being "lazy, impu dent or indifferent.'' Ho asserts that tho demand for them is decreasing be cause of theso traits, as well as the im possibility of getting rid of them. They are, bo is reported as saying, always crying for promotions and after thy get them aro satisbed only tor a short time, when thoy are around again with tears in their eyes asking for something else. According to turn they are never satisbed. This attack on the lady clerks has created no little indignation. It was generally supposed to have been tho opinion of the entire commission, which has consequently como in lor a I good deal of animadversion. Commis sioners Edgerton and Lyman, at least, aro much incensed that the reputed interview snouid navo appeared, it far from expresses their iews, nnd they only await a meeting of tho en tiro commission beforo making a state- riu i : .it i . t tr. Tho throe woto found uu tv and """ " Hnt.nnr.l tr, t.ni.nno. Unt,r.i been made by one ot their number are, proourcd and attached to the ceiling, a lnc,r opinion, maniimiy ja.so, ana i i i .., i i..t. i.- the act ot publishing them tbcv recard neath thorn, tho ropes wero adiusted a8. exceedingly ill-judged. Speaking rn,,n,i t., nnpt-j nf n,f nt ot lady clerks in iw departments i;om Li,mi fmm tim mirm i Vir. Lr,(T tr-rU imssioner Edgerton said to-dy ! "I Stnd for El, beautiful colored bicture.ffci Girl'.' Leadfn say no been Wrlfeh itiffiA medicinal to equzh The. , )r Strains, bam forVYfaviess,coldtl? cyan worm intirwnw 10 TOtiTAIlS pari ft. Lli'EbOUOLAnBfllPlu PALMS' BUSINESS COLLEGE , 1709 Qtiliil EL, fkiliJflptii. rosltton for Oraduittei. Time roqulred 3 to 4 root. The Best Equipped. Best Course of btudy. lieat Ev erytlilns, rii fur UrcuUr RXTHaCTS COLOGNE Hum vans' A .fV Snchets, romades, Hair Dyes and Bay Hum at, J. II. Mercer's Drug una nook btore, . Clock, opposite Episcopal Church. ALL PROPniETAKY AND PATENT MEDICINES at J. II. Mercer's Drutr and lioolc Mora, oddo- sua Apiscupui i;auruu. BOOKS. STATIONERY AND WALT. PAP Kit, A nne stock at Mercer's Drue and Book store. opposiio episcopal vnurcn, jjioomsourgi l a. CASTILLE. TOILET AND MEDICATED SOAPS, a full lino at J. II. Mercer's Drug and Cook Store, Upper Main Krect. lOMBS OF ALL KINDS. WELL SELECTED. AND V at Tpry low prices at J. II. Mercer's Drusr and uuujt aiuru. Liiira uuur auuvti irun Hireei. liioomi CONDENSED MILK, COXS, NELSON'S AND roopcr's aelatlne. Tapioca, Soee, Arrow Hoot and all the prepared foods tor children and In valids at Mercer's Urucr and Book suire ttroi floor aoore uess' noot ana ttnooetore, uioomasnrg, ra. (ANAKY. HEMP. RAPE. MILLET. MAW AND 1 1 Mixed Seed lor tbo birds, at J. 11. Mercers Drug and Book store, urocery Biore. nrst door below Creasyl to: r In Tablet form, at J. n. Mercer's Draff and vrunsiNo bottles nippies, rubber iui M ties, Teetblng lungs and all requisite m lb Nursery tbat will contribute to the 6-by 'a na E683. at J. II. Mercer's Dru? and book Mors. doors above Evans Kyero ciotbln store. TJIIYSICIANS' PRESCRIITIONS AND FAMILY j receipts careruuy prepares at all hours at jncrcera xirug auu wk oiurv, uioumsuurtf, jt a. TOILET AND INFANT POWDERS, ROUGE, cosmetic and gold and sliver Diamond , Dust, at J. II. 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WINOUSETER'S HYPOPnOSPniTK or LIME AD soda la a matchless remedy ror consumption in every stage of the disease For Coughs, Weak Lnnra, Throat Diseases, Loss of Flesh and appe tite, and all forms of General Debility It Is an un- equaled specific remedy, trus scan and okt V1NC1I K"TER'S Prxpakatiok. f I and $S per but tle. Hold br drumriats. WINCHESTER & CO.. 162 wnilam street. New York. nov23dlt LIEBIG COMPANY'S EXTRACT 1 1 ii i n Ml Boys Playing Anarchist and Judge. Prom the Petrolla Record. 1'ivo boy who arrived early at tno Shuakjey school, about a wees: ago, put in tno spuru nine by Having an Auar cliist trial, tlio three smaller awl young er boys beini' tho Anarchists and the two older ones the judgo and execution J Do tnrco wcro lounu utility HANDSOME WEDDINO, BIRTHDAY OR HOLIDAY PRESENT. THE WONDERFUL All B H LUBURG CHAIR! 9V A s3 PHBm Combining a Parlor, Library, Smoking, IUcllnlng or lavitlld UllAlll, iajuaiiic, llluD, or COUCH. J Sit? iiti "od 'op I a-siPPED to all CHILDREN'S CARRIAGES All fiimlshM with tho AuiniMftiiri rai. nk. anri it.-na at our VholMle Prices Beud etarap for Catalocuo and mention carriaire. THE LUBURG MANF'C CO.. 145 N. 8th St.. Phlladu.. Pa. October ii 8ayrs. know that thero aro women employed under tho Government who would adorn any household in tho land. In intellect, oulturo and rcflnomont many of them aro tho peers of thoso not lorceu to earn a iiveiiiioou. Tbero is a divinity of virtue enveloping tbo ma- away the chairs and down tho little fellows camo in a manner which (lis polled their mirth and produced immo- diato inseneiulltty. tno judge and sheriff wcro so fricl toned by tho dis torted atmcaranco of tho boys' faces that they cut them down as quickly as a vim y oi vir ue enve.on ng tno ma; ....uii.i- n'.., r ,i ,,..,f , norityof them that should make all ... i.. .,.,. 0.,.i omii00 honest men hesitate to defara? their r,,!.r. :T' ::X .:""7.,D r i : characters. There aro Kood and bad "I' " W" I T. : : V' V' ?' 'i,L in every class, bnt tho majority should rrgainrd con.oiou.neBS. Fearing pun- "ot ,e f to Boffor for tbo faults o hhinent for their almost fatal act, tho 10 fow- Tbo defenseless condition of bovs succeeded in keenino the matter beso poor women, forced to earn their a secret for soveral days, and oven at this time but a few know of the soeno cnaotcd bread when they are hotter adapted to doLnfstio life, should scouro thom im munity from wanton attacks.' T, W, EDGAR, OF ESPY, PA., Respectfully informs his friends and publio genorally that h ban refitted his planing mill. In addition to the planing mill work ho is now prepared to furnish to order doors and inside finish for housts. WESTERN PIWE, veneered with all our native woods, also foreign woods, such as Mahogany, Rofewood,&o., & j. All bard wood Moulding is used for Veneorod Doors and Inide Fin'mli, All work shall be uuarnnteed. Wstor-irnof GIuo is usnd for veneering all our Doors and Casing, Hase Boards &o , Aa ' Also Walnut, Ash, Sycamore, Oak, Butternnt, Maple, Cherry, Poplar, Vonotrd, for sale at the Mill, six to ten feel long, six to thirty inches wide. ONLY SORT Guaranteed Dcnuin: ty Baron Lig Highly recommended as a nlgbtcap Instead ot alcobollo drinks. Genuine enly with tha fac-similo o Baron Lioaig'ssignaturo in blue across Sold by ttorekeepers, grocers and drufKlsts. nov!5d4t. Don't Fail to ;:ll nl Examine EXTENSIVE STOC K OF fiu m mm mn JUST OPEIfEJtti olTorinK crcnt bargains iu tho followinc dress frontls- Dclainea, FJannols, Plaids, Ciislnncrcs, Heavy Coatings,witli Trim mings and Buttons to match, Opera Flannels, Velveteen's, Dress Goods of every description, with Braids and Trimmings to match. Women's Misses and Children's Hood's, all stvles. Shawls. &n Women's Shoes, $1.00 up. Men's, Youths' A Boys9 Clothing, very largo stock. Men's Suits, $5 00 up. Overcoats, $4 75 up. Men's Shoes and Boots, Horse Blankets, Bobes, Bells, Trunks' Valises, Bed Blankets, Comfortables, &c. ' My stock is complete in every branch and would resnentfnllv solicit your patronage. Examine before purchasing olsewlipro. You wdl find goods at my store not kept in this place. Styles latest, on account oi visiting tho markets last. Prices cannot bo beaten in the city. KAZZ.KOAD SIMB TABZiB Mad Til JELAWARE, LACKAWANNA AND BLOOMSBURG DIVISION. STATIONS. NORTH. m PU A. M. A. M. NORTntTMBBBLAND S 40 1 B5 10 10 li IS Cameron. e 60 Cbula&ky 6(0 Danville ; SM 1 68 catawissa em a 14 Itupert is.' s lit Iiloomfcbnrg 0 80 s Si Espy 6 ii i'13 iAino mug?. o uti . willow drove...... set Drlarcrcek e 69 Berwick 7 05 2 49 lieacb Haven 7 11 z 64 IIIek'B Femr. 7 18 2 69 shlckstalnny 7 SO 8 09 HUniOCK'B ' 4J 3 iu Nantlcoke 7 50 3 26 Avondalo 7 54 l'lymoutb 7 69 s as l'ltmoutb Junction,.... 8 03 3 39 Kingston..,. 8 08 3 43 uenacib ...... o i .... Mai thy 8 17 Wyoming b a 62 3 60 4 01 West HUSton 8 27 HUSton .... 8 33 Lackawanna 8 40 Tailor illic, 8 48 uenevue 8 64 SCRiNtON 9 00 4 22 T it V U STATIONS. AM IK HCR1NTON 6 10 9 50 lieuevue e e 55 Taylorvme so 10 oo lCKawanna iu un nttbton e 31 10 in west inttston 6 42 10 21 Wyoming. 6 17 10 27 Mallby 6 61 10 SO Uennett s 55 10 si Kingston 6 68 10 S) Plymouth Junction 7 us 10 42 Plymouth 7 10 10 47 Avondale. ., 7 14 10 51 Nantlcoke 7 19 10 v UUnlOCk'S 7 26 11 02 Siilckslilnny . .. .... 7 47 11 12 uicK rrrry i oa u lieacb Haven 8 01 I S3 llernick 8 07 11 37 Ilnarcreek. 8 13 . Wi.low Orove 8 1 11 48 Lime Kldge 8 20 11 62 Epy 8 26 II 69 uioomsburg 8 32 12 06 itupert 8 37 12 lo Catawissa 8 2 12 is Danville 8 67 12 30 Cbulaxky 9 03 ... Cameron 9 07 12 4n N0RT11DMB tRLAND 9 22 12 6 AH r u 10 55 10 29 10 33 10 63 11 00 11 07 11 15 11 22 11 26 11 30 11 37 11 44 11 49 11 69 12 OS 12 16 12 20 12 23 12 30 12 37 12 41 12 45 12 50 1 65 1 03 1 11 1 19 1 25 1 30 r h c 6 34 6 40 R 64 t tl5 7 12 7 20 7 2: 7 SI 7 85 7 42 7 49 55 8 06 8 IT 8 22 8 39 8 33 8 38 8 45 8 49 8 63 8 68 9 03 9 9 17 9 25 9 9 35 A U SOUTH. T H 2 01 a'ii 2 21 2 28 2 34 2 39 S-47 2 50 2 51 2 69 3 03 3 OS 3 19 3 29 3 39 a 45 3 51 3 57 4 01 4 05 4 12 4 18 4 21 4 2J 4 46 4 64 5 00 5 IS r m 6 20 (25 6 37 6 45 6 10 6.55 6 69 7 03 7 07 7 12 7 16 7 21 7 25 7 43 7 5 8 (17 8 13 8 20 8 27 8 31 8 31 8 41 8 47 8 62 R 57 9 15 9 23 9 28 9 45 r m Connections at Itupert with Phlldelpbl ft Jteaaing itanroaa xor Tamanena, lamaqua. win lamsport. Hunbury. l'otisvi lo. tc. At fdrthum berland with l. ft E. Dlv. I'. It. It. ror Harrlsburg, Lock Haven, Emporium, Warren, Corry and Erie. "V. P. HAL8TEAD, Gen. Man., Fcranton, Pa Pennsylvania Railroad. x! Philadelphia & Erie R. R, Divis ion, and Northern Central Railway. Rx TIME TABLE. In effect May 29. 1687. Trains leave sunbury EASTWAHD. 9.40 a. m.. Sea Hhore Exnresa fdallv ezcent uuuKjf, lur uurnauurK uuu luiCTiueuiaitiBV&uuus, arriving at Philadelphia 3.15 p. m. ; New York, 8.20 p. m. : Baltimore. 3.10 p. m. : Washington. 5.50 p. m., connecting at Philadelphia ror all sea Shore points. Through passenger coach to Philadelphia, 1.43 p. ra. Day express dally except Sunday), ror Harrlsburg and Interme diate stations, arriving at Philadelphia 5.50 p. m. ; New York, 9.35 p. m. ; Baltimore 6.45 p. m. : Washington. 7.45 p. m. Parlor car tnrougn to rnuaoeipma ana passenger ooacnes mruuga w ruiiuueipuia anu uamoiore. 1,45 p. m. Henovo Accommodation (daily iur iiarnsuurK huu un uitenneuiau! siauons. arnv Ing at Philadelphia 4.25 a. m. : New York 7.10 a. m, uaitimore, 4.oa m. ; Washington 6.05 a. m. sleeping car accommodations can ce nccurea nnrrlRtmnr for Ihlladeinhli, and New Ynrlr. nn H days a through sleeping car will be run; on this (dally except intermediate stations, Monday, narrlBburg for Philadelphia and New York, on Sun days a through sleeping car will be run: on thl train from WlUlamsp'tto Phlladelnnla.PhlladelDbta passengers can remalnlnsleeper undisturbed untl ( B. 111. 2.50 a. m. Erie Mall ta? Harrlaburir and &iTlng at Philadelphia 8.25 a.m. New York 11.3. m. : Uaitimore 8.15 a. m. : W&shlntrton. 9.81 a. m. Through Pullman sleeping cars are run on tuia irain to rcuiaaeipnia, uaitimore ana wasnine ton, and through passenger coacheB to PhUadel pma ana uaitimore. WESTWARD. 5.10 a. m. Erie Mall (dally excent Snndavl. ro Erie ari all intermediate stations and Can and al. f:ua ard intermediate stations, Kochester, Hurra o and Niagara Palls, with tbiougb Pullman Pal. ace cars ana passenger coaches to Erie and Koch, pater. 9.53 News Express (dally except Sunday) tor uttveu nuu iiibcruitiuiuLr siuuoutl. 12.62 d. m. Niagara Kj Dress (dally excent Sun y) (or Kane and InterinedlaU) stations and Can. a algua and principal Intermediate stations, luaiu aui and Niagara Falls wltb through passenger coaches to Kane and llochester 11 cheater, liuD thirtueh naaacngf and Parlor carlo WUllarasport, can live at home, ana make more money at work (or us, than anything else In thla world. Capital not needed; you are started (reo. Doth Bexes: all ages. Any one can do tbo work. Large earnings sure from nrst start. Costly outat and terms tree. Better not delay. coata you noining to sena us your aaaress ana end outj It you ftie wise you will do so at once. Ii IIallitt Co., I'ortlasd. Maine. deci4--iy Quaker Catarrh Rt-medy. Cures the worst cases, also liar Fevor. Dron cbltlsandall head and throat troubles, restores neanng. Bmeii ana taste, Kreat ruuei to cuusuutp Uvea, often cu'es them, it H nature's own rem edy. It has cured us and thousands or doers, at tending everything else, it will po Itlvoty cure you. Pnco 50 cents. Iu Btamps. by mall. MILLS A CO., 39 N. lltb H., Pblladeiphla, Pa. n25-3ois Wr I CURE ft, FITS! Borii-emi When I ay cube I do not mean msrely to top them for a tlnji, and then hv them re turn Main. I MEAN A HADIOAL CUKE. I bave made the dlteue of FITS, EPHJEPSY or FALXaINO SICKNESS, AlKelongitudy. I wabbaxt idj remedy to curk tbe worst cases. Vecausa other have flled I s no reaion for not now receiving a cure. Send at onto for a traatls and a FBI hottu of my iNFALUsut lUtiiSDr. Oive Kxpreis and Post Office. It coata you nothing lor t trial, and It will cur you Addreit H.Q.ROOTiM.O. lt3PfAilSi.,NtwY0K novtSn ctcoems. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE COLUMBIAN, 6.80 D. m. vast Line (djllv eicent sundavifor He novo and intermediate stations, and Elmlra. WaU kius uuu luieriauuiuu biuuons, wun vnrougn pas. senger coaches to llenovo and Wutklns. 9.20 a. m. Sunday mall tor Henovo and Interme diate station- TllltOUUU THAINS FOR SUNIintY FROM THE oabt Ann rHJu ri i. Sunday mall leaves Phlladelnhla 4.&0 HarrlBbunr T.40 arriving at sunburv a.fiOa. m with turouga sleeping car irom rnuaiieipnta to Wll. News Express leaves PhUadelohia 4.S0 a.m. Harrlsburg, 8.10 a. m. dally except Sunday arriving at' Sunbury 9.63. a, m. N18ara. Express leaves fuiinuciiiuH. f .iu a. iu. I uaiLiiiiurc .dul m. inaiiv except Hunda) arrlvuig at sunbury, 12.62 p. m., wun tnrougn parior car (mm Philadelphia uuu buivunu iiouKiuuDr uuftuues irum rmiaaei. pnia nna uaitimore. Past Line leaves New York s.00 a. m. lhllBill phla.11.50 a. m. : Washington. 9.60 a. m. : Haiti, more, 10.45 a. m (dally except Sunday) arriving at coaches from Philadelphia and Hall lmore. cna nan leaves new lorn .uup. ra. ; pnuanei. lanop. rn.: Haiti. lnniman tton and coaches from Phla. 11.25 u. m. i Washington, l more, 11.20 p.m., (dally except saturdav) arriving ni nuuuui, u.iu n. ui., Wliu luruuKQ I I am PEHRINE'S PURE BARLEY wlALT WHISKEY. Di stillio from selected Darlcy Malt and guaranteed to be chemically rum and.rrco (rom Injurious oils and icldsotten contained In alcoholic liquors, itli especially adapted to persons requiting a stimulating tonic, Consumptives being greatly benefitted by its use. llecommcndcd by leading physicians as a Diuretic Nervine, Tonic nnd Alterative. For Consumptives it Is Invaluable. PHUtlNE'iS TUKE UAltLKY MALT WHISKEY Insures a return of vigor to the stomach, ii good appetite, a rich and abundant blood and Increased nesh and muscular tissue. A stimulant mild and gent lo in effect. Dyspepsia, Indigestion and all wasting dli cases can bo euircly conquered by the uso or Perrlne'B Pure lii-rley alt Whiskey. ....... u. u.u .nu, I'UloiiBl "UB WUHU u lll,iluiIIUl UnjIUCUOn 10 e wno pursuo tneir avocations in tho open air nnd whoso dally work calls It ptlonal powere of endurance. A&k our nearcat druirirlRt. nr cmpnr tnrtn PEItlllNE'SPUUE UAltLKY MALT WHISKhY revives the energies ofthosonorn out with exccsalvo bodllj or mental effort nnd actB as a safeguard against exposure Hard workers of overy vocation and persons whom a sedentary lite renders prone to X.J DUCUSIn IIUU IU iHlllUODlUlD lIHtlt-J1 Aiait viniaifey those who pursue, their avocations in tho open a! powere tit endurance. powerful lnvlgorant and helper to digestion. I'KllltINE'8 PUKE BAHLEY MALT WHISKEY without unduly stimulating tbo kid. neys increases their nagging activity, cuuuLerucis me rucvui ui iuiikui-, uus tens convalescence and is a wholesome nnd nromnt diuretic Watch tho label I None genulna unless bearing tbe signature Tho analysis as it appears by the Lai bel on even bottle; 1 havo carcfullv nnl alyzcd the Puke Uahlst Malt. tt nisi kky made by M. ft J. s. Perrlne and niidH It entirely freo from fusel oil, furfurol.l metals nnd acids and Is abfoluteljB uun-. OIV7WU, iiniuua jinnur mawr, llraduate of the Universities a Munich i wnrva ana n eisutiaen Vol sate Dy all druggist and grocers throughout the united states and canaaas. BaBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBMBBBBVBBBMB? 37 NOKTH FRONT ST. 38 NORTH WATER ST., PHILA rou m.k uy imunniT and ALL db.LEHS Jan PENNET yOODS A SPECIALTY. SOLI AOtllTB FOB '.F.ADAMS CO., FINE CUT CHEWING rOBAICO Sole agents ot the fol lowing brands of Cigars. HENRY CLAY, LONDRES, NORMAL, INDIAN PRINCESS, SAMSON, SILVER ASH. Alexander Bros. & Go., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN CIGARS, TOBACCO, CANDIES, FRUITS Ap KUTS. SOLE AGENTS FOR HBKRT M.4ILUKDS USO A.N DIES: FRESHiEYERY WEEK. Bloomsburg, Pa. ANY OlDEIt POU FESTIVAL win be SUPPLIED W 1111 THE LOWEST i AS FOLLOWS 1 ORANGES, LEMONS, BANANAS, PEANUTS, ENGLISH walnuts; cream nuts, ALMONDS, POP CORN BALLS. G JB5. JBOBBINS. DEALER IN WINES AND LIQUORS AND J0EBER IN CIGARS. BLOOMSBURG, PA. INDUCEMENTS! We are offering great inducements to persons desiring to purchase Pianos, Organs and Sewing Machines. Sleeping cars from I'hlladelphla, Washington and uitiimiuru aim mrouKu uasseni:er riilladelpblu NHNIIUKV, IIAZI.KTIIN A' WII.KVUI AllltU uAikiiuAii aii rviiici ii Ami ivuHT llll ANI'll lit I.VtAV. (Dally except buuuay.) wuiesDarre nau leaves sunbury g.is a. m. arriving at Uloom ferry 10,46 a. in., WlUes-barre Vi.ia p.m. Wllkea-Ilarre aocom. leaves Sunbury S.51 1 m. ar. rlvlnit atllloom ferry 3:51: WULea-llarrd. icon n m. Express East leases sunbury 6.35 p. in., arnvlnz at Uloom ferry 6.8 p. m.. WlUes-barre Ym p. ra sunbury MallIeavesWllkeiibarr8l(l.toa.m.arrly. Ing at Uloom ferry 11.51 a. m., Hunbury 14.45 p. to. Express west leaves Wllkca-barre2.M p. m., ar rlvlnir at Bloom Kerry 4.1 D. m . Hunbury Mop.m Catawissa accotn. leaves Nescopeck 6:03 p in, ar riving at Wooia ferry t-.m p in: bunbury, ti:85 p m. SUNHAY ONLY, Sunday mall leaves Sunbury U:3 a. in., arrlylne at Uloom ferry 10.10 a. in. tt llkes-llarre 11:13 a.m. Sunday accommodation leaves Wtlkes-Uarra 6:1S P-j01-. arriving at Uloom ferry, t.SM p. m., sunbury, cuA.K.'puan. j. it, wood, Uen.Manaeer, Oen. faaaentrer Agent 5 S i f 0 MMIRIED SINCIE, SUFFERINC WOMEN Khtu troable4 with tfcoMaotiOTlnfr IiretiuUrUlM w BqaeDUTfoUowliuit coMonxpour, or frymOon Ue DR DuOHOIME'B Celebrated FEMALE REGULATING PILLS. ThAyar 8trogtbnliia totb vnttr irtUm, ImpArt loo, igOf and mAtfrnttlp foros to All f onol loua of body Bdtulud. B.Eil biui.ll. KlurulrMIM,Il, . Addrw, r. Harter Medlalna Oo., 8t. V6UIJ, BS. ngveD,coiy, Among tho Pianos we handle are the I VERS & POND C. C. BRIGGS, BA US CO., SUBOMA CKER Gold String and Opera Pianos. Thest Pianos are all first-cla&j and fully warranted for five years. Our leading Organs are tho celebrated ESTEY, MILL ER, UNITED STA. TES and other macs. Our leading Sowing Machines are the celebrated WHITE, MKMPANEW DOMESTIC, NEW HOME, HOUSEHOLD, ROYAL ST. JOHN and STAND ARD ROTARY Sewing Machine, tho finest and best Rotary fiowiug Machino in tho world. Before purchasing write for Catalogues to J. SALTZEIVS PALACE OP MUSIC AND GREAT SEWING MACHINE DEPOT, Main St., Bloomaburg, Pa.