COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT. BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA; "DOOTOKING OLD TIME." A STIUKtNCl riCTUttK A UKVIVAt. OPOI.n TIM4 BIMI'UCITIKS.- Ill ono of llarjioi's Issues U given a very fiuo Illustration of Roberta' cole lirntcd painliDS, known as "Doctoring Old Time." It represents a typical old tinier, with his bollows, blowing tho dust from an ancient clock, with its cords and weights carefully scoured. Ono of theso clocks in this generation is appreciated only as a raro rclio. llio Biiggestlvo name, "Doctoring Old Time." brings to our mind another purpose, "Old Time Doctoring." wo learn, through a reliablo source, that ono of tho enterprising proprietary medicine firms of tho country, has been for years investigating tho formulas and medical preparations used in tho beginning of this century, and even uciore, witn a viow of ascertaining why people in our great-grandfathers' time enjoyed a health and physical vigor so seldom found in tho present generation. They now think they havo setured tho secret or seorcts. They find that tho prevailing opinion that tnen existed, tuat "JNaturo bas remedy for ovcry existing disorder." was true, and acting under tins belief, our grandparenta used tho common herbs and plants. Continual trcpass npon tho lorest domain, has made these herbs less abundant, and has driven thorn further from civilization, until they havo been discarded, as remedial agonts becauso of tho dimculty of ob taining them. II. II. Warner, proprietor of War ner's sate cure, and founder of, the Warner observatory, Rochester, N. Y., has been pressing investigations in this direction, into the an nals of old family histories, until ho has pecuted some very valuable forniU' la", from whiuh bis firm is now pro paring medicines, to be sold by all druggists. Tht-y will, wo learn, bo known under tho general titlo of "Warner's Log Cabin Remedies." Among theso moiiicincB will bo a "Sarsaparilla," for tho blood and liver, "Log Cabin Hops and Buchu Remedy," for tho stomach, etc., "Log Cabin Cough and Consump tion Remedy," a remo.ty called "Scalp ine," for tho hair, "Log Cabin Ex tract." for internal and external use, and an old valuable discovery for Catarrh, called "Log Cabin Rose Cream." Among tho list is also a "Log Caniu Plaster," and a "Log Cabin Liver Pill." From the number of remedies, it will be seen that they do not propose to cure all diseases'with ono prepara tion. It is believed by many that wiih these remedies a new era is to dawn upon Buffering humanity, and that the close of tho nineteenth century will see theso roots and herbs, as compound ed under tho titlo of Warner's Log Cabin Remedies, as popular as they were at its beginning. Although they come in the form of proprietary medicines, yet they will be none the less welcome, for suffering humanity has become tired of modern doctoring and tho public has great confidence in any remedies put up by the firm of which II. H. Warner is the head. The people have becomo suspicious of tho effects of doctoring with poisonous drugs, few realize the injurious effects following the prescriptions of many modern physicians. These effects of noisonous drugs already prominent, ,vill become more pronounced in coming nenerations. Therefore wo can cordial ly wish the old fashioned dies the best of success. now reme- Oreat Painters. A VARN THAT SEEMS TO INSINUATE THAT THERE WERE LIARS IN OLD TIMES. From the Arkonsaw Traveler. Several men were sitting in a store at Jameson's tan-yard talking of the pictures which they had seen in the "art" gallery of a country fair. "Yes, looked putty well," said an old fellow, "but they ain't what I oall tine paintin', Boys, you know'd Andy Summers!" "Yes." Wall, Andy was a painter, One day Mvpjjainted tho piotur' of an overcoat, an' li'tess.sa.nncbul that his daddy put it ou an' had wore it before he found out it was some time a pictur'." "Yes," rejoined a fellow named Smitb, "I havo heard of that pictur'. Andy was a putty good cub painter, thar ain't no mistake abont that, but when you want to get some right good work done jou'vo got to go to a feller that has lartud the trade sho' 'nuff. Now, Miles Stoke .was what 1 call a number ono paintor. You all know'd Miles lived on the old Asford place tho year afier tho war. One time Miles painted the pictur' of a fiddle, and I'll bo hanged if a feller didn't take it to a dance and play on it all night. Never heard such music in my life. Made it fa'ily talk, the feller did. That was one paintin' sho' nuff." "That was a mighty fine pictur," said old Parson Gates, the circuit rider. "Miles could havo done sulhin' at paintin' ef ho bad kept on tryin', but ho peared to lose his grip airter Bob Iladldy oomo around, Iladloy was a fine painter. Of course, I ain't no art critic, nor nothin' of that sort, and don't pretend to put my jedgment up any limner than you ran reach, but somehow he always struck mo as bein' a pow'ful naehnl painter. Ono night thar was a possul of us ovor at old Simmons' houee an' we got afier Bob to naiut us a pictur'. He said be didn't feel like paintin' an' kep' on inakin excuses till old Simmons went out and fetched in n bucket of paint an' a bresli an told Bob that he iett must paint some sort of pictur', whuth- erorno. wall, Job ho tuck up the Lrtsh an' begun ter slash it aroun till tho fnst thine wo know'd ho had dun painted the pictur' of a jug. It wuz jest as nachui as any jug I ever need, an' when I tuck it up and sorter shuck it I beam suthm slush. I turn ok it up, I did, an' hanged ef thar wasn't whisky in it." "'Sho miff whisky?" "Tell you how sho' nuff it was. We lot in to driuVin' it, an' it wa'nt long till wo was all Jrunk. "It's yoro limn now, Unelo Buck, cried a vnun" fellow, Hlappitm an old man on tho baok. "I aim no bun' to exaggerate, boys,' Undo Buck replied. "To mo thar ain't no fuu in au impossible lie." "Then wlrit you air goin' to tell is tho truth. oht' "Yes, an' I'll bet my hcs3 ogl yourn. "Well, wait till I vo heard your story. "AU light," Undo Buck continued 'I was in Bill Rickey's store some time ntro. Jail, yon know, while ho don mako no pretence, is considerable of an mist, Wall, i'st to amuse me himsi If, ho painted a nigu(r, an' tl iilger went out doors, chopped eomu wont), brouuht it into the houso an inndo as good a fire as you ever taw, ' Undo Buck. I'll lako the bet." "All light. Yander's Johu Iliggina Out yander, uaii him in. When Illcnins oamo In Unolo Buck asked! "Hlggins, wau't you at Rick oy's storo ono day last wcekt" "Seed mo limit'" "Yes." "Anybody elss tbarf "Yes, a nigger." "What did Rlokcy do to himl" "Snatched un a bresh and painted him, jest fur fun." "What did tho nigger do shortly alrterwardst" "Chopped some wood an1 made a flro.'1 "Gabc," said Undo Buck, "go fetch that horo round here." ( "Oh, no, you said ho painted the pictur of a nigger." "No, I didn't. Did I boyst" "No, said ho painted a nigger," some ono replied, and tho boys agreed that thoRO wuro his exact words. "That's tho only hoss I've pot, Unolo Buck." "Kaln't he'p ill fetch him." Gabo brought tho horso around and Undo Buck led him away. Training for a Oareer, A SMALL HOY W1IO WILL SOME DAY BE A GREAT METROPOLITAN EDITOR. From the Chicago Tribune. A philanthropic old gentleman was passing along tho street, and when in front of a fine residence- his attention was attraoted by tho remarks of a small boy, about seven years old, who was playing with another boy on the side walk. "That's a low, mean, sneaking, cow ardly, dirty lie," the small boy was Say ing, "and you'ro a blankety, dashety, villainous liar I You're a cheat, a pick pocket, a tramp, a defaulter, an assas sin, a vile, contemptible, base, depraved dashed, blanked crawling, poisonous reptile P Tho kind old gentleman turned about dumbfounded, dropped his umbrella and stared at tho youngster in mute astonishment Just then a lady came 'to the door and he said : "Madam, is this your boy t" "Yes, sir." "Well, I consider it my duty to in form yon that ho was just now using tho most shocking and horrible I over heard in my life. Why, ho talked worse than an Anarchist I" "Is that sot" replied the lady sweet ly. "I'm glad it sho'oked you it shows thai Willio is improving." "Madam 1" thundered the old gentle man as ho glared over his spectacles, "can it lo possible that you aro aware that your son indulges in such lan guage !" "O, certainly wo'vo been training him some time"," "Are yon a heathen t" gaped tho old gentleman as his jaw dropped. "O, no," replied the lady as she beamed complacently on tho astonish- 1 party. "No, wo'ro no heathens we'ro just bringing on.- son up to be a New York editor. Rip out another editorial for the gentleman, Willie 1" N. W. Ayer & Son's American Newspaper Annual for 1887, contains carefully prepared list of au news papers and periodicals in tno United States and Canada, arranged bv states in geographical sections, and by town in alphabetical order. Under this head is given the name of the paper, the issue, general characteris tics, year of establisment, size, sub scription price and circulation, also the names of editors and publishers, and the street address (when known) in all cities of about 20,000 population. 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A, M, NORTntJUBBRLAMD S 40 Cameron. . s 63 Chulasky e (O Danville 8 01 catawlssa o ss 10 10 t IS a so 10 25 10 29 10 30 10 63 11 00 11 07 11 16 11 22 It 20 11 SO 11 37 11 44 11 49 11 68 12 OS 12 16 12 20 12 21 12 30 12 37 12 41 12 45 12 60 12 65 1 03 1 11 1 19 1 25 1 30 r u 6 34 0 40 S 69 7 05 7 12 7 20 1 27 7 31 7 35 7 42 7 49 55 8 P8 8 17 8 22 8 .19 8 33 8 38 8 45 8 49 8 63 8 68 9 0J 9 09 9 17 9 25 9 SO 9 35 AM 1 5S 3 14 2 19 2 29 nupert.. un llloomsburg 6 30 Espy. m 6 42 Lime lttdge. ... 6 50 willow Drove..... ... 6 Hrlarcreek 6 69 licrwick 7 05 9 49 2 51 2 59 3 OU 3 19 3 !G 3 3S 3 39 3 43 licncli naveu 7 11 Hick's Ferry 7 la Phlckshlnny 7 so JIUniOCK'S .... 7 4-1 Nantlcoko 7 60 Avondalc 7 51 Plymouth 7 69 I'll mouth Junction,..., 8 03 Kingston 8 03 Dennett... 8 12 Maltby 8 17 Wyoming 8 ti West ltttston 8 27 Plttston 8 S3 Lackawanna 8 40 TaMorHllo. 8 48 Bellovue 8 54 3 62 3 ee 4 01 SCKAMTOH 9 00 4 22 r ii P M STATIONS. A M SOUTH. A M 9 CO 9 55 10 00 10 08 10 18 10 22 10 S7, 10 30 10 St 10 38 10 42 10 47 10 61 10 65 11 02 11 12 U !2 II 23 It 87 it 11 62 11 19 12 05 12 10 12 IS 12 30 ii'ih 12 5t P U P H PH HCRANTOK, 6 10 Beltevue 6 16 Taylorvllle 6 so Lackawanna 6 24 Flttston 6 3H West Plttston 6 42 Wyoming. 6 47 Maltby 6 61 2 OS 2'l4 2 21 2 28 2 34 2 39 e 20 C 26 SO e 87 0 45 S 60 8 55 S 59 7 03 7 07 7 12 7 10 7 21 7 25 7 43 7 5 8 07 8 13 8 20 8 27 8 81 8 31 8 41 8 47 8 62 8 57 9 15 9 23 9 28 9 45 P M itennett e i Kingston 6 68 2 47 2 60 2 61 2 59 8 03 3 OS 3 19 8 29 3 89 3 45 3 61 3 57 4 01 4 05 4 12 4 18 4 21 4 21) 4 40 4 64 5 00 5 IS P M Plymouth Junction 7 0S Plymouth 7 10 Avondale 7 14 Nanllcoke 7 19 unnlock's 7 2a Shlckshluny 7 47 Iilck's Ferry. 7 65 Beach Haven, 8 01 uorwicK 8 Ui Bnarcreek. 8 13 willow Grove 8 16 Lime Kldge. 8 20 Espy 8 20 liloomsburg 8 .12 Bupert 8 87 Catawlssa 8 '2 Danville 8 67 Chulasky. 9 03 Cameron 9 07 NOKTUUMBEBLiND.. ...... 9 22 AU Connections nt Rupert with rhlladelnhla & Reading ltallroad for Tamanend. Tflniam amanend, Tamaqua, will- lamsport. Hunbury. pottsvlile, to. At Nirthum berland with P. E. Dlv. P. It. R. for uarrlsburg, Lock Haven, Emporium, warren, corry ana jine. V. F. HAL8TEAD, Gen. Man,, ecranton, PA Pennsylvania Railroad. Ilxll Philadelphia & Erie R. R. Divis ion, and Northern Central Railway. -- Hxll TIME TABLE. In effect May 29. 1887. Trains leave sunbury EASTWARD, 2.40 a. m.. Sea Shore Kinross (dally except Sunday), for Uarrlsburg and intermediate stations, arriving at Philadelphia 3.15 p. m. j New York, 8.20 p. in. : Baltimore, 3.10 p. m. ; Washington, K.snn. m.. connecting at Philadelphia for all Sea Shore points. Through passenger coach to Philadelphia. 1.10 p. ra.uuy eApfcoB dally except Sunday), for Uarrlsburg and interme diate stations, arriving at Philadelphia .M n. m. New York. 9.S5 n. m. : Baltimore 6.43 p. in. , wosmngiou, f.ta p. ui. ranur utu through to Philadelphia and passenger coaches through to Philadelphia and Baltimore. I .ATI II. HI. IIGUU.U ACUUlUUllAJailUU IU.1IJ for Uarrlsburg and all Intermediate statlonsjirrlv Ingat Philadelphia 4.23 0. m. ; New York 7.10 a. ra. Baltimore, 4.63 m. ; wasnington oio a. m. : Sleeping car accommodations can be secured at iinrriHminriur riiuauciuuauuunDn lui.. uuniui- days a through sleeping car will be run; on this train from WllUamsp't to Philadelphia. Philadelphia ?assengerB can remain in sleeper unaisiuroea unu o-m. 2.00 a. m. Kne juou taaiiy exoept juonoay, tor Uarrlsburg and Intermediate stations, ai7vmg at rmiaaeipma o.votuiu. new iur. 11. Sm m. ; Baltimore 8.16 a, m. ; Washington, V.uO n. m. Through Pullman Rleenlntr cars are run on this train to Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washing ton, and through passenger coaches to Philadel phia and Baltimore. WESTWARD. G.lUa. m. Erie Mall (dally except Sunday), to Brie ar a an inwrraeaiaie stations anu i;ananaiu cua ard Intermediate stations, Rochester, Buna lo uc and Niagara Falls, with through Pullman Pat ace cars aud passenger coaches to Erie and Koch ester. .S3 News Express (dally except Sunday) tor PCK uaven anu luiunneumie maviuus. 12. m n. rn. Niagara Exnress (dally excent Sun vi tor Kane and Intermediate stations and Can. a at(rua and DrlnclDal Intermediate Btatlons, R Chester, Buffalo and Niagara Falls with through passenger coaches to Kane and Rochester nnd Parlor carlo Wllllamsnort. s.30 p. m. Fast Line (drily except 8unday)tor He klns and Intermediate stations, w Itb through pas senger coacnes to itenovo ana wmxuis. V.2U a. m. ttunaay man tor itenovo ana iniermo- i1lnr.A fitfLMnn" TUROUOU TRAINS FOR SUNBlItY FROM THE KAST Anil BUUTII. . Snndar mall leaves Phtladelnbla 4.30 a, Uarrlsburg 1.40 arriving at Sunbury 11.20 a. m, with tnrouga Bieepmgcar iruui j-uijaucipujit mi vtu- uamBport. mows Kinross leaves i nuuuuiuiuu .i a. m. Uarrlsburg. 9.10 a. m. dally except Sunday nrrlvini-al Sunburr 2.E3. a. m. Niagara Express leaves Philadelphia, T.40 a. in. ; Baltimore 7.30 a. m. (dally except Sunday arriving at sunbury, 12.S2 p. m., witn mrougn I'arior ear train ruuaaeipaia ana mrougn passenger coocues irom ruuaaei. phla and Baltimore. Fast Lino leaves New York 2.00 a. m. : Phlladel pbla.lt.so a. m. ; Washington, 9.60 a. m. ; Balti more, 10.43 a. m., (dally except Sunday) arriving at nunpury, D.ou p. m., wuu iuivuku paauuugci coaches from Philadelphia and Baltimore. 110 Alan leaves new ior o.w p. in. ; rnnoaei. Dhli. 11.23 n. m. : Washlngtcn. 10.W) p. ra. i Haiti- more, 11.20 p. m,, (dally except Saturday) arriving at Sunbury 5.10 a. m., with through imilman Sleeping cars from Philadelphia, Washington and Baltimore and through passenger coaches from Philadelphia. HUNHUUY, IIAI.KTON ik U'lI.KKIDAIIIliS ItAII.KOAII AMI MIltTII ANII WKHT till M'II l( I. WAV, (DallT excent Hunuay.) Wllkesbarre re Mall loaes Hunourr U.55 arrtvlcig at Illoom Ferry laM a. m., Wllkes-barra rj.ia p.m. Wllkes-Harre accom. leaves Huuburr !.63 p m, ar rtvlntr utuioom Ferry 3:31: wimes-liarre, o.ou p m. Kijiress East leaves bunbury M p. m., arriving at Ulooin Ferry 6.i p. ra., WllKen-bane T.6S p. m Hunbury .Mall leaves Wllkesbarre 10.15 a. m. arriv ing at Uloom Ferry 1 i.M a. in., Hunbury IMS p. m Express Webt Haves WIlkes-bamii.M p. in., ar. rlvlnir at Illoom Feirr 4.1U n. m . xunburv Mip.m Catawlssa accom. leaven Nescopeclc 6;05 p iu, ar riving at lilootu Ferry s.su p in; bunbury, Kit p m. MUNllAY ONLY Sunday mall loaves bunbury V:23 a. m., arriving at Ulooin Ferry lO.m a. m.. Ulltes-Uarru ll: a.m. Sunday accommodation leaves Wllkes-Ilarre MO p. m., arrttlng at Ulooin Ferry, C.S9 p.m., Bunbury, sod. in cuas. b. l'uan, Oen.Uanager, J. Ii. WOOD, . Oen. passenger Agent SUFFERING WOMEN, I MARRIED on SINGLE. Wha troubled with thosDooxlntl IrretraWrltletBo frequDtlr f')lIowla roU or xpour. or fromC)p Ututiouul 4kutMfteto iwutUt to their uioalil Us DR DuGIIOINE'3 Onlehrated, FEMALE REGULATING PILLS. Thrr 8trngthenln2 toth wlr 9jttm, lmirl tun, vUritnd tungntttfp (urowtOMU foQitiou(if Ixxlf spdiclna. Bent by iuitU,MouilyMla,i, AHdrjt DrHartorMeUtclnaCo.ySr.L0U19( MO. P. A. LKIIMANN. Washington, I), a Bend for circular nov25d4u 100 PP.T? rnOKIT and SAMPLES i xjix fher to men canvassers riTi,TlJrr "r Dr. neon's oenume VJlii't A Khvtrlo Helta. Brushes, fto. Lady agents wanted for Electric Corsets. ,-orocis. uick Dr. Scott. 844 RAI09. write at onco ror terms. Broadway, N. Y. D0V25d4t. an oiltt Daughter cubed of OOBSDMPTIUN When death was hourly expected from cotsump tlon, all remedies having railed nnd Dr. II. James was experimenting h accidentally made a prep aration of Indian Hemp, which cured his only child, and and now gives this recipe free on re ceipt of two i-ccnt stamps to pay expense. Hemp also cures night sweats, nausea nt tho stomach, and will break a fresh rold in 4 hours Ad Iress Craddock Co., 103 Race St., Philadelphia, tloning this paper. novsii men- dlt. CURE FOR THE DEAF. Pock's Patent Improved Cushioned Ear Drums PERFECTLY RESTORE THE HEARING, whether deafness Is caused by colds, fevers or Injuries to the natural drums. Alwars In position, but invis ible to others nnd comfortable to wear. Music, conversation, even whispers heard distinctly. Wo refer to thoso using them, vvrlto to F. lilscox, 842 Broadway, cor. 14th St., New York, for illus trated book of proofs free. novsM4t. EPPS'S GRATEFUL-COMFORTING. COCOA nov25dtt. DO YOU KNOW IT 1 WINnllSETER'SIlYPOPHOSPIlITEOr LIME AD SODA Is a matchless remedy for Consumption In every Btago of tho disease For Coughs, Weak Lungs, Throat Diseases, Loss of Flesh and appe tite, and all forms of General Debility It Is an un equaled specino remedy, SP"Ux sor anh ort WINCHESTER'S PREPARATION. )1 and 2 per bot tle. Sold by druggists. WINCHESTER CO., 162 William street, New York. nov25d LIliBIG COMPANY'S mninm nn ninim ONLY SORT Guarantesd Seine by Baron Lie nighty recommended as a nlghteap Instead of alcoholic drinks. Genuine only with tho fac-simile o Baron LieUg's signature in blue across Label. sold by itorekecpers, grocers and druggists nov25d4t. HAIR BALSAM Cleanses and bcaallflos tho hair, I'romotenaluiurUnt growth. Never Fail to fltilore Gray Hair to Itt Youthful Color. Cures spdiacajciaad hair fall lug HINDERCORNS. novlld4t. elvs catarrh Cream Balm Cleanses tho nasal passages, allays pain and inflammation, lieals the sores, rc stores the senses of taste and smell. THY THE CURE. H AY-EE VER A Particle Is annlled into each nostril and in agreeable Price 60 cents at druggists; by moll,, registered: 60 cents. kl iiiioi nulla, iu urcen novildit. wich St, New York. T ADY AND GENTLEMEN AGENTS WANTED Iiu evei .Agreei in every city and town A great opportunity. able work. Address the WOMAN PU11- ""LISUINO CO., 122 Nassau St., New York. 01 I ADIES ARE OFFERED plain needlework at their own homes (town or country) by a .wholesale house. Profltablo, genuine. Good pay can do made. Everything furnished, Particulars free. Addre s Artlstlo Needlework Co., 18S 8th St., New York city. novlid4t. PATENTS ECONOMY THE PRACTICAL QUESTION OF THE HOUR. EVERY THING THAT IS NEW AND STYLISH FOR TIE SEASON CAN BE CMlAPim THAI EVER A Large and ClOTHIHG. JUST RECEIVED. ALSO A LARGE Call and be Convinced that ) u have the LAMEST SELECTION OF GOODS OF LATEST STYLE, The Lowest AT BlooiiistHii'g, la. mm LADIES Enamel your Runipes twice ft rear, topi ones R wet nml you lure UiefinflVpoffshd stove In tti novildit RBUCKLES' rmmo on a paokago of COFFEE In n guarantee of exoollonoo- ARI0SA COFFEE ts kept In nil Arst-olnss stores from the Atlantlo to tho Pacific. COFFEE Is never good when exposed to tho nlr. Always buy this brand In hermetically cealod ONE POUND PACKAGES. marl.rly (PATENTS. HENRY WISE GANNETT, Attorn3y-at-Law nnd Counsellor In Patent Causes, WASHINGTON, D. C. Refer lo Sd National Bank, Washington, D. C. tirsond Stamp for Inventor's Quldo.1 r4tnovll. T H E' Eansas Trust Banking Company, Of ATCHISON, KANSAS. SENATOR INOALLs, - - rrcsldcnt. Offers guaranteed Farm Bords of Eastern Kan sas, semt- annual coupons payable at tho Chatham National Hank, New York. EdBtern office: 187 Uroaowat, N.w YORr, R. M. manlkt, ocn'l Al'g'r. send for Pamphlet. Hlnovll. TTT ANTED LADIES for our Fnll nnd " . Christmas Trade, to take light pleasant wotk nt their own homes. 11 to f3 per day can bo ?uietly made, work sfntbymall any distance, artlculirs free. No canvassing. Address nt once, CRESCENT ART CO., 147 Milk St., boston. Mass. BOXB170. nvllr4U Rovolvor, wriitt SEINES, NETS, TENTH nnd SPORT INU GOODS. Double llarrel Breech Loading Shot Ouns, choke bored, $10 to floo. Mnglo llrccch Loading Shot nuns, 4 to $25. Every kind of Breech I oadlng and Repeating Utiles, $3 to $40 Muzzle Loadlnn Dou ble Shot ouns, is to (35. Single Shoi Guns,$B0 to12.00. Revolvers 1.00 toQ0. Double Action self cockers, $2.50 to I0. All kinds of nrtrldges, Shells, Caps. Wads, Tools, Powder Flasks, shot Pouches, Primers send 2 cents for Illustrated catalogue. Address, GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, 621 S.MIT1IFIELD ST., PITTNHURG, PA. N, B. This Is a 20-year-old, reliable Htm. Per fectly trusiworthv. ord"rs filled promptly and goods tent by mall or express to any part of the world. No matter what you want In the gun line you can get it at the Great Western by writing a letter. Guns made to order. Ouns and Revolvers Repaired. seplt.6ms Working Classes Attention. Wo aro now prepared to furnish all classes with employment at h me, tho hole of the time, or for their spare moments. Business new, light anC S rentable. Persons ot either sex easily earn from ) cents to (.1.00 per evening, and a proportional sum by devoting all their tlmo to the business. Boys and girls earn nearly as much as men. That all who see this may send their address, and test the business, we make this o"er. Te such as are not well satisfied we will send one dollar to pay tor the trouble of writing. Full particulars and outnttree. Address gsokoi Stinsoh ra.Poit land, Maine J. W. 8AEDEB, BLAH B Q 0 E MAKER RULER AKD BINDER. Noe. 7 and 9 Maikot St., 8epl6-lycibro. BOUGHT Varied Stock of AND SELECT LINE OF THE BEST QUALITY, 55 lz23WwlFrrr AND AT Possible Prices THE -OF- Uon't Vail to Cr.ll uimI Kxnminc EXTENSIVE STOCK OP PALI AND WINTER GOODS ! JUST OPENED. n offering great bargains in the following dress goods: . Flannels. Plaids. Cashmeres, Heavy Coatincs.with Trim I am Delaines mings and Buttons lo match, Opera Flannels, Velveteens, Dress Goods of every description, with Braids and Trimmings to match. Women's Misses and Children's Hood's, all styles, Shawls, &c. Women's Shoes, $1.00 up. Men's, Youths' & very large stock. Men's Suits, $5 00 up. Overcoats, $4 75 up. Men's Shoes and Boots, Horso Blankets, Robes, Bells, Trunks, Valises, Bed Blankets, Comfortables, &c. My stock is completo in every branch and would respectfully solicit your patronage. Examine before purchasing elsewhere. it fii n i i i i i. 1 S.. ..T O1..1 lou will unu gooas at my uiuro latest, on account ot visiting tho beaten iu the city. J. J. MmEIttBeofomJPsi. PEBRINE'S BARLEY m BTTi.i.nn from selected and tree rrom Injurious oils and especially adapted topertons mm lirtaul Ul'IlL'tlliru US UMii iiuiuiuuiiuuiu uj ivauiUH diciiiiib ua U uiurfliu, NerTlne, Tonic and Alterative, l'or Consutnptlvea It la invaluable. rfllltlNK'H rreatli Dcnentted 1 I'UItE iIahLEY MALT WHISKEY Insures a return of vigor to tho Btomach, a good appetite, a rich and abundant blood nnd Increased flesh and muscular tissue. A stimulant mud and gentio in enect. uyspepsia, inaigcsuon nna nil wasting an eases ca be entirely conquered by tho use or I'errme'B I'ure Hnrley alt Whiskey. It Is a tonic nnd diuretic nnd a nowcrrul ntrengthener to the entire Bystem. I'Kli. HINE'S I'UItE IIAHLEY MALI W1IISKEV has proved a medicinal protection to thoso who pursue their avocations in the open air and whoso dally work calls It exceptional powers of endurance. Ask i our nearest druggist or grocer for lor 1'EItllINK'SPUItE IIAHLEY MALT WHISKhY revives the energies of those worn out with excesslvo twdlly or mentalellort and acts as a safeguard against exposuru In wet and rlgoroux weather. Itwlll drive all malarious diseases from the system. liara worKersoi every vucauuu uuu irenwno wnum a m-ucumry uih runuera prone lo Dyspepsia flnd In I'crrlne a I'ure Hurley etmtmmmmmmmmrj Malt Whiskey powerful and helper to digestion. Lit VtniSKey A poweriui l'UHK UAHIJSi MALT wiihnnr. nniitiiv stimulating neys Increases their nagging activity, counteracts the rnects of fatigue, has tens convalescence nna is n nml tirnmnt diuretic. Watch Hone genuine unless bearing the slgna-tur Vol Bate d; all drugolsti and grocers throughout the united States and rannrlna 37 NORTH FRONT ST. 38 PENNEY OOODSJ Alexander Bros. & Co., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN CIGARS. TOBACCO, CANDIES, FRUITS AKD NUTS. A SPECIALTY. B0LI iOlNTS TOR K. ADAMS & CO., FINE CUT CHEWING TOBACCO Sole agents of the fol lowing oranas or Cigars. UKNItY CLAY, LONDRES, NORMAL, SOLE AGENTS FOR I1ESRT MAILLARDS SIC A.N DIES.- KRESII EVERY WEEK. Bloomsburg, Pa. INDIAN TRINCESS, SAMSON, SILVER ASIL '& IB. BOBBINS, DEALER IN WINES AND LIQUORS AND JOBBER IN CIGARS. BLOOMSBURG, PA. o-:r,:ea.t INDUCEMENTS! We are offering great inducements to nersons desirincr to purchase Pianos, Organs nnd tm 5 ft 8 Z Sf m P5 tm ! I I I -. 1 Among the Pianos wo handle aro tho I VERS S? PONDx C. C. B BIGGS, BA US $ CO., SCHOMA OKER Gold String and Opera Pianos. Thest Pianos aro all first-cla&a. and Amy warranted for Ave years. i,leiulinS 0rgftn8 tho celebrated ESTEY, MILL ER, UNITED STATES and other maes ' .9ririea?eTnBrMachinea are tho colcbrated WHITE, Hi T? UsMPlAOYAZ ST. JOIlk and STAjYD- iSfi77,?j.rf T)i C h.i. f -Lvuuu y iDowiiig luacnmo m tno .flJtlU JtU l. d It Y iSfi77,?J.rf .Mnnh-l.no iUn (i.ioat nml llPfit TBAe, Jiipcliasing write for Catalogues to J. SALTZEK'S iSE,?? IUSI?) AND GREAT SEWING MACHINE DEPOT, Main St., Bloomsburg, Pa. Boys' Clothing, uui nein m uim uim aiyics markets last, rnccs cannot bo nlALT WHISKEY. Barlev Malt and cruarantccd to bo chemlcallrnnrn icldsolten contained In alcoholic liquors, itu requiring a stimulating tonic. Consumptives being lnvlgorant fEHHINK'S invioranbH j uo analysis as iv uujieurs us me L,nm oci on every oouie: i nave careiuny an alyzed the I"oh ihklkv sult Wni krt made by M. ft J. K rerrlno and nnd it entirely tree from fusel oil. furturol HlUDUr.I tho kid metals and acids and Is abolutclj wnoiesome pure." biffnea, vamuia Arinur jiaier, Uraduate of the UnlreriUlet of Munich the label 1 ueneva ana h eifoaaen NORTH WATER ST., PHILA rOK HALK BY BHUGQIT ND ALL DR VLKRS. Jann) ANY OIDER FOR FESTIVAL will bo SUPPLIED W ITU THE LOWEST Market Prices, as follows: ORANGES, LEMONS, BANANAS, PEANUTS, ENGLISH WALNUTS! CREAM NUTS, ALMONDS, TOP CORN BALLS. Sewing Machines. .Mn y.vv.v, ...w world.