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Office In 1st National Dank building, second door, first door to the left. Corner of Main and Market streets llloomsburtr, Pa. ggfPenttons and Bouriiet Collected, F. P. BILLMEYEH, (DISTllICT ATTOJINEY.) ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. WOfflcu over Dcntler's shoo store, Bloomsburg, Pa. apr-30.80. y. H. RHAWN. ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW. Oatawtata, Fa. OBoe.cornerof Third and Malnstreets. M ICUAEL F. EYERLY, Conveyancer, Collector .of Claims. An v LEGAL ADVICE IN TUB SETTLEMENT OF ESTATES, 0. tronce In rentier's building with P. P. Bill moyer, attorney-atdaw, front rooms, 2nd floor Bloomsburg, 1'a. apr-g-sa. JQItnoNOBAA. BOBBINS. Office and residence, West First street, Blooms burg, Pa. noTiMsaiy. B. McKELVY, M. D.,8urgeon and Phy . slcl&n, north side Main Btreet,below Market D R. J. 0. BUTTER, PHYSICIAN SURGEON, Offloo, North Market Btreet, BloomBbure, ra DR. WM. M. REBER Surgeon and Physician. Office corner ot Bock and Market trcet. EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TDBBS, PROPRIETOR BLOOMSBUEO.PA. OPPOSITE COURT BOUSE. Large and convenient sample rooms. Bath room, Hot and cold water; ana an modern conveniences. B V. UARTMAN BirBISINTB mi roLLowwo AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES North American of Philadelphia. Ifranklln, " " Pennsylvania, " " York, ot Pennsylvania. Hanover, of N. V. Sueens, of London, orth British, ot London, onico on Market Street, No, 0, Bloomsburg. oct.it. .1- CURE INSURANCE CHRISTIAN V. KNAPP, BLOOMSBURG, PA, HOME. OF N. Y. MERCHANTS', OF NEWAKK, N. J. t'UNTON, N. Y. PEOPLES' N. Y. READING, PA. , These u corporations aro well seasoned by ane and hrb tested and have never yet bad a lostftattledby.anycourtol law. Their assets are all Invested in solid sicdhitiks are liable to the hazard of rial only. . . Losses promptly and honestly adjusted and Bald as soon as determined by Christian r. HAPr, SPECIAL. AOKMT AND ADJCSTKB BLOOMSBURQ, Pa. . The people ot Columbia oounty should patron ize the agency where losses If any are settled and paid by one of ther own citizens. ., PROMPTNESS. EOUITY. FAIR DEALING. J7REAS BROWN'S INSURANCE 1 AGENCY. Moyer's new building, Mala street, oomsburg, Pa. A((seta .fitna Insurance Co., ot Hartford, Conn J,078,sao Royal of Liverpool JJ'Sffi Lancashire , io,ooo,oou Fire AssoclaUon, Philadelphia HSMiS Phcenlz, of London 5,2b6,j.o imdon S Lancashire, ot England 1'3E5 Hartford of Hartford 2'SS flprlugtteld Fire and Marine 2,082,680 Aa TtUe agencies are direct, policies are written or the inwred without delay in the office at llloomtburg. oct. 28, '81- r II. HOUSE, DENTIST, Bloomsburg, Columbia Couktyj Pa All styles ot work done In a superior manner, work warranted as repreBonted. Tbetu i.xtbact id without pain by the uso of oas, and tree ot oharge when artificial tooth arelnsorted, Offlco In Barton's building, Main street, below Market, (Jvo doors below HIelmfl drug store, first floor. lo be cpen at all hourt during the rfaj M0VI3.1T VTAINWRIGUT &CO., WHOLESALE GROCERS, Philadelphia, Pa. THAB, byilUPS, COFFEE, BL'UAlt, MOLASSES WOE, BriOKS, BI0AI1I1 SODA, ETC., KTO. N. E. Corner Second and Arch Sts. r0rders will receive prompt attention. Benton Hotel, T.WMTTM. TIIIAKK. Pron'r. mis well-Known noiei um n!-uu.u -many Improvements made for the accommodation n, n.tt.iii. ihn iitir anil tjihlH are nupuMed with the best the market anorda. A large .h ..mmnillnn. ataMn la mnnPted With the hotel. Terms always reasonable. fi.,.. iJinayWJ LEMUEL DRAKE, Proprietor. WILLIAM HART BLOOMSBUEu, PENN A., AGENT FOR TUB KEYSTONE DYNAMITE POWDER CO., inaoufactruers of Iho celebrated Kei stone Dyna mim. This explosive Is giving universal sallsfac. tlon. Quotations cheerfully given. (ltaugtm Room 40, Coal Kxciiange, BOUANTON, PA., AGENTS Atlantic Dynamite Oo. Judson Dynamite and Juoaon Powder, for stump . blasting, and quarry work. All orders promptly led. correspondence aoucitoa. i?uut J K BITTENBENDEBJprcrrIteri. NO ONE NEED Remain A DYSPEPTIC. "I li.ivo Leon suffering for over two yrara with Dyspep sia. Por thu laiit 'V 't could not tnko a drink of cold water nor eat any meat with out vomilinir it ,,. flly ijf0 was a miseiy. I had had ro cmnmciultd Simmons Liver HcRiilator, of which I am now taking Uio second bottle, and the fact is that words cannot cxpieps the relief I feel. My appetite is very good, and I digest everything thoroughly. I sleep well now, and I used to bo very restless. I am llcshing up fast; good strong food and Simmons Liver Peculator havo doDO it all. I wnto this in hopes of benefiting somo ono who has suffered as I did, and would tnko oath to theso statements if desired." E. S. Pallou, Syracuse, Nel. CKOWN ACUIJE THE BEST BURNING OIL THAT CAN BE MADE FROM PETROLEUM. It gives a brilliant light. U will .not smoke lUecnlmneys. nut. uiiur iuu wick. It has a hlgUflro test. It will not explode. It Is pre-eminently a family safety OIL WE CHALLENGE COMPARISON With any other Illuminating oil made. We Stake Our Reputation, as Tenners, upon mo statement that It Is THE BEST OIL IN THE WORLD. Ask your dealer tor CROW IN ACME. Trade for Bloomsburg and Vicinity Supplied by MOYER BROS., lsloomsburg, Pa. Bep'My. CLOTHINGJo CLOTHING 6. W. BERTS CH, THE MERCHANT TAILOR. OK EVERY DESCRIPTION. Suits mndo to order at short notico and a fit al way s guaranteed or no salo. Call and examine tho largest and best selected stock of goods over shown in Columbia county. Store next door to First National ank, MAIN STREET, Bloomsburg Pa. BLDOMSBURli PLANING MILL The undersigned havlnir rut his riantr.tr MI on Railroad Street, In flrst-eiass condition, is pro pared to do all kinds of work in his lino. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS. MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. urnisned at reasonable prices. All lumber used s well seasoned and none but skilled workmen are employed. ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS i.rnletinl nn nnnll rat Inn . PlRnR and SrjeClflCa oris prepared by an experienced draughtsman CHAIIIYES KBBfl, ItlooinHburp, Pa H. C. SLOAN & BRO., BLOOMSBURG, PA. Manufacturers of CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETONS. SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS &C First-class work always on hand. REPAIRING NEA TLYDONh. Pricet reduced to tuH the timer. Bitten bender & Co., AVAGON MAKER'S AND BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES. No. 120 & 128 Franklin Ave., SCltANTON, PA. Iron aad Steel. aprlll-ly. Li All nruimJO., Wo., i4 lltt H"f only by Dr, 'Wm Jroiltf, il4. torp.,V.BiCt, It. (. coittlfticms rOTTATt pay ft jjU'ia oouoiiAUBiixvin nusiNiiSHtoLrj:oK 1709 CWnt t, rtilnWplii. Tosltions for graduate;. Timo required 3 to mo. The Desi Equipped. Beil OouraeofBtudy. llet Ev. erythlng. Wrlu fr UreuUi All BLOOMSBURG, PA,, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER ulll Nun, .iilm, i:.j..ntH, Wh t nppMM tix a casual phneo try be u lil'M-lc o( C.irrnr.1 imirrlo U r.Mlly n I' imlo 1 BhoeMron box. It nrrlveil nt tho roiitiur In n train (mm Italy, ulom w.th II vn Miiiilaroiiffl. A curious tlnpiv.Mlrm "!oii ono of llicw nroin,-.! tho siipii'i:in ot n (lo.iiinlor, nn 1 upon ux.nnl jiitii:i tliu trek w.w ihfivew 1. I'lio .oxt'l wero 1111,1 1 with b.illiit lo in.iko lieui Imavy, mi I nt tin b.tton ot u.ieh lay f.;,0)) wjrtli ot Venetian A pllool ii.iiwiK-.uiiiliu loj of llrjvV)il, micii as mm mini '( in i'.iri.-i, wero fouu.l tii bj Iml.o v metal t.it'cs, lovorel w th !i i b.uk of IreiM nn.l lill0ll wiili dutiablo li'inors. Prujauly ouiy an o.llcur w.io l)si .niil Uvas U nl larity with tho ways m s ntyjii'M wo.ild siupjct a pilo ot four iIimmi urliiurv soup pl.ilm. Hero h such n ja.lt-. Thero It notlilnj In thu 1 'list siH;ii inin nlmut tli'i lop .n l bottom ili) .ens but t.io Uenty-foiir pi it -s in tho niiilillo fivm olio deep vossel wall two uiuoii pr lectin j r! in nnJ when tin a iiuit little arraiuomi'iit w.w sei.nnl thii xw n full of cDiitralmnl brm.ly. A in !lu dj niched fro u M imjIIIos nn 1 JiMrm it railway labol h:n n imiKoih li.st ify. Duriii)? tho epidemic of cuufem nt .Marssilli's, two or Ihreo years a-o, colllm woro cont intly pns.sin tlio li.irr,pr of that city mid the o.licera re spectfully imcoverolas nnutlur co ;lne I victim ot tin pestilence was solom nly w heeled pi,t on a h.m 1-cait. Tho fuir of intcctiou lulled tliflr susplciom p r haps, but when tho cholera w.u m;i npj.l out and still tho co.iim did not diminish In liuiiibjr, it was ro-iolvud to phiclc out tho heart of tho mystery. The next cot lin tint arrived was opened, mid was found to bo crammed with choico ci gam. Perhaps the most dnrinn schemo for clieatiiiu' tho Parisian cty elia-t, of w bicli tho iiiiiseuin contains evidence, was e.ahor.ited by a pentloiiian who was in tho habit of driving hU cl?K.int victoria every evening p.ut tho barrier to tho entrance of tho Itois di Iloulono. Ho w.is always accompanied by n smart (.'room, win slumbjred peacefully upon tlu box while ins master drove. Shortly nftenv.tr Is sutlitieiitly lon to allow the gjiitloinaii to make tho rcKiilalion 'tour du l.iu" tli3 carria;o would re turn ; ami tho oXicials hocamo so ac euto noil to lis passant! that they ceasjd to examino it, and tlu owner drove back into I'.uis nt a smait trot, courteously ro turninjc their salutations with his whip. That .smart trot was his undoing. Ono evening tho victoria ran into a heavy Wilson imj master and grooui wero thrown out. Monsieur was picked up Insensible, while from a deep wound in tho head of the groom slowly trickled a Mrvain of champagne. Tlu Interesting menial was compos id of zinc doxt 'rioils ly imliiuno I an I painted; and lu has louii I a rest n;,' pl.ica ill tho smu'ler's nius 'inn. Tub carria?o was found to rouluiu a 7inc "well," which was liko wiso full of champ isno. Indh rubber dres i nprovers, arranged to conceal ar ticles oi contraband, havo often lieen seized, while no. Ih i least curious exhi bit is in an India runber baby capable of coma n n ; eighteen pints of untaxed liijuor.- -of. Juitu'i (ja:ilt: eh MTh0 Oretat Cnr on Earth for Pain." Willi iNwuiuviiuiuviii vuiui uit uttiLr iiown rrm-B 1 njt KheumMLim, foraJgt, go, i'lcmrlir.BorM.i'Yoet-bLtea.l BcUtica. Wounds Jlrulmche,! ttcta. 7fe0rgvDliio SahHitton Oil bear oarl iroprietorf( XiAitLmore, Hi., u. 8. A DR. BULL'S COUGH SYRUP For the cure of Coughs, Colds, Hoarse ness, Croup, Asthma, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Incipient Con sumption, and for the relief of con sumptive persons in advanced stages of the Disease. For Sale by oil Drug gists. Price. 85 cents. ORNAMENTAL IRON FENCES OF CAST CB WROUGHT IRON. Suitable for Yards, Cemetery Lots and Public Grounds so: Tho following Bhowa the Picket Oothlc, ono of the several beautiful styles ot Fence manufactured Dy the unaeragueu. Foreauty and Durability they are unsurpass ed. f t up byexperiencea nanus ana warrttubvu to give satisfaction. Prices and specimens of other de signs sent to any address, Address j. mm BLOOMSBURG PA- J. R. SMITH & CO. LIMITED. MILTON, Pa., Deai.kiib in PIANOS By the following well known makers; Cliickerinf, Ivnabc, " Weber, Hallet & Ilavis. SCnn also furnish any of tho eaper makes at manufacturers prices. JJo not uuy a piano ue joro yuttiuy uiu uii;v;o. Catalogue and Price Lists On ajijdioation. septs-Sitf. to be made. Cut thla out and return to us, and we Mil send you free, some t rung of great value and Importance to which will bring you In more money right away than anything else in this world. Any one can do the work and live at home. Either Bex: aU ages, bomethlng new, that just coins money for all workers. We will start you: capital not needed. This Is one ot the genuine, Important chances of a lifetime. Those wuo are ambitious and enterpris ing will not delay. Prand outfit tree. Address, Taoi 6 Co., Augusta llalhe. decM-st,iy. vnu. LUUL Mill Bill L IUU iu uuoiiicoa S ALESME WANTED N a Mnnma inr IhA onlAAf rfilMArv Btock! Hteadr employment KuarantecO. HALAllY AMD EX1 Chase Brothers Co., (Itefer to this paper.) ItOCIIESTEIt, N. Y. I'tugMeep&nov JOT KBL. t;i'K'i.M MILICENTS PUPIL'. At Benin Level WO nil linrt llinnrt fnrni. nnd organized a sketching club. Ono afternoon wo wciunff tn thnwnr.rU on a kind of resthfctlo picnic, or what) Julo callod a "skotchlng Jamboreo." Our patty was n largo one, but Jlillcont Lo high was Hid only ono who had a trick of slipping oirnlono In quest of bcautlos. blie was sealed alone on a brldgo, making rt slictch of n prostrato troo that lay nt tho water's eilgo. "Tlicrol" Rhn nmrmiirxil. " Tli.l'o1 tho prettiest thing 1'vo Uuno this eoason."1 The words had fccarcoly left lier lips, when sho started to her foot In alarm. A com noso hail bcMi thrust Into hcr face, nnd she confronted a big dog. Miliceiit fttond for n mnnii'iit In tni-rnr.. uu uer upprcuousions were iinraijr ios-i lliltccnt itoodfor a moment in terror. scned whon sho saw tho owner of tho doa otnergo from tho brush with a gun over his shoulder. j . IIo advanced toward Mllicent. whi took a backward stop with half a mind to run nwny. Tho same Instant alio glanced aroundl and was conscious that her hat was Rona "Oh 1" shooxclnlmcd, starting forward again, for sho saw It bobbing up and , down on tho surfacoof tho water. f. ino owner oi mo uog saw it, too.'" i "After it. Cznrl" ho cried. "Quick! sir! Torshnmol Don't you know hot ter than to startlo a lndy so?" J " I am sorry tho dog frightened you.t' ho said, lifting his hat. "Thoy don t un derstand the courtesies." Mllicent mado some faint renlv as shh wntchod, tho setter swim out Into tho inldcllo of tlio stream after her hat. I 'I hono Its not Inlurod." said thb stranger, as ho restored It to her. I " I think not, Mllicent answered. j " I am ufrlnd It will bo moro thorough ly dronchod tliau It Is beforo you got homo," ho said. " It Is going to rain." Sho now sawthoro was a thunderstorm coming. "I had not noticod It," she said m dismay. " iinvo you far to go? " Yes lndcod. I don't know. I havo sonio friends somowhero In tho woods' " 1 hat Is rather an Indefinite location " said tlio strangor, smiling. I ' I loft them at tho waterfall," Mil -cent explained, beginning to teel that thu man was not positively dangorous. Dig drops splashed on their faces. " I wouldn't advlso you to go backf there, wo aro going to have a hoavy Btorm, anil you had better go at onCo to thoitearost farmiiouso. Allow mo.'" Ho drew forth his gossamer coat from his game-bag, anil throw It around her. " I don't know tho nay," sho stam mered, making a f utile effort to declino his protection. " It you will eomo with me " ho began, and then Julo camo dashing through tho brush crj lug : "Miss Mllicent I MUs Mllicent I, I't-a been Inmthigforyou every whoro. Comb I It's going to rain, and thoy have all gone off to tlio f armchouso." Then ho stoppod lu astonishment ht tho sight of tho btrangcr and his dog. t " I huvo Just boon advising, tho young lady to go thore," tho gentleman said. ' " I guess wo had bettor go," Mlllceht observed, making a motion to lay aslilo tho gossamer. " Keep It on," said the gontleman. " You will need It, and I am going to walk over lo tho farmhouso myself. So thoy started all tliroo together. Mrs. l'olntdexter and the rest ot us wero already 6cated on tho piazza w hen they came hurrying up out of tho ralnj ?Jp$ holng a proy to alarm, we pould judge" dispassionately of tho gentlemau'u appoamuce, and all ot us thought him "Bkotchublo." "Ask him If ho'd mind posing, Mrs. rolntdexter," Mabol Waring said In Trench, when tlio stranger had seatod himself liko tlio rest of us. "Dear knows lioyy Jupjj wo may hayo to stay lturo) aud I'liixuiuhu'diuuku a Uno sketch,'1 Tho inoiuuiit sho had spoken .s ho saw tho stranger understood rrcn;u. Ho tainod und said : " I shall I io uappy to do so. Shall I stand or sit'" Mabel was so confusod that sho could not answer. "Sit," Julo replied; "if it is not too rnuch ot a boro." " Not at all," ho said glancing toward " 1 had a teller from Anthon 0,U mormng,' our chaperon. "I could move raounlalns in tho uamo ot rolntdexter:" " Y04 Ufioty the namo, then?" nuorlcd Juls, . " It Is tho namo of my best friend, Anthon rolntdexter, ot Iloston." Jule jumped up and grasped tho stranger's hand with groat cordiality. " Do you know hlmj" ho crlod eagerly. " As woll as myBclt." " Motherl" Julo exclaimed turning to Mrs. X'olntdoxter, "This gentleman Is a frloud pf Anthon's, Aro yoi; Irom Uos ton,' 6lr?" ' Tho' stranger drew out a card and handod It to Julo, and while ho was reading tho namo, "JMel Hallcck," and pas$pu it q Ids molhor, tho stranger drqw forth ft Jettor addressod to himself. i'l had a letter from Anthon this mernliig." ho said, hatidlng It to J ulo, who read It with much pleasure. It proved Jo bo In tho warmest terras of friendship, and was so strong an ovldonco of tliu Granger's good character, that ho was ut onco received with open arms, Tho posing was forgotten lu tho oosy chat vhlch ensued, 11 Aro yoii gplng to stay at Seaip Lovol all fnu'WimnerJ" Mrs. VonVdoxter asked ; uin when Mr, Hallcck assented, eho' added : ' Then, of eourso, you must druw a (Itllo. prwo won't admit you," llutvhut It I cau't?".ho queried. "Msa Lolilgh will teach you," Julo hastpr,M(J )u say, "Bho has had two Mr. jjnlloek glanced at Mlllcont's fair faco. wfiloli was covered with blushes. " Jf MU4 Lohlgh would undertake iny iHk tuition," ho said ; "I suppose a man can bo a hunter ami an artist, too? " You don't look as though you had a vory n'Sthctle temperament," sho said, looking up with a laugh, and thon down again us sho romombcrod how ho had frightened her at first', "but porhans I enn gIo you any Idea of perspective. " I'm suro you can glvo mo n great many Ideas," ho nald, taking oft his hat with so profound a rovcrenco that ovory ono laughed, Tho next morning wo started out bright nnd early, Mr. Hallcck with us. Mllicent had a pupil who scorned bent on exacting her full tlmeand attention. It was four weeks aftor wo had had this addition to our club, and Mr. Hal lock was now a familiar friend. Ho was ono of tho brightest, most convivial spirits I over mot; but It The letter dropped from Xtilicent'e hand. eoomod qulto tmposslblo for him to draw a straight lino. His trees seemed to bo all toppling over, his bridges wero bowed, and h( had 110 moro perspective In Ids land scapes than a born Japanese " I'm afraid you will never bo a Eaph aol o: j Titian, Mr. Hallcck," Mllicent snla ono afternoon as sho sat looking ovcrsomo of his recent distortions. . Mllicent fluttered tho leaves ot tho ;cJ eh book, and glaneed ruefully nt Its gonleuts. As sho did so a pioco of paper fell out on tho grass. Mr. Hallcck reached out his hand for It ; but Mllicent had picked It up and wai looking at It In astonishment. It contained nn oxquislte llttlo sketch of herself. " Did you do It?" sho nsked. "Yes no 1" ho answered hastily. "Let rao sco It." " No, you can't havo It I It doesn't bo long to you, I am suro. You never could havo dono It. It Is perfect In Its way; but It Is entirely too flattering. Who painted It, Mr. Hallcck?" "I- did," ho said, "under nn Inspira tion. You know such things happen occasionally. Olvo It to mo. Mill cent; I want both tho sketch and tho original." " You can't havo It," sho said saucily, ' but looking away to hldo what shono in her cyos. " I must," ho said In a fowtono. "I cannot llvo without you. Darling " Hut Juln'a voice was heard calling: " Miss Mllicent, Miss Mllicent I Iloro mother said you wero to read tills." , Ho came up with a letter In his hand. Grasping tho situation ho left as soon as he had executed his commission. Mr. Hallcck was naturally provoked at tho Interruption to his wooing. Ho looked away with a vexed expression while Mllicent glanced over tho lettor Mrs. rolntdexter had sent her. It wa3 signed, "Your son, Anthon," and began : "My Dr.An MoTimn, I am delighted to learn that you havo met Halleck. Ho Is ono of tho boil follows I know, and Is considered by tho Boston Society of Artists ono of tho rising 6tars of this Country," and so on. The letter dropped from Mlllcent'a hand. " You you deceivod us 1" sho cried in a choking voice. " You allowed mo to to ottompt to teach you. Oh, what a fool I've mado of myself 1" Sho burst Into tears of vexation, and covered her face with her hands. " Don't bo angry, darling," ho whis pered, gathering her In his arms, "I did not mean " " Let mo go I" she cried passionately J " I cannot endure the sight of you." ' His face palod for an Instant, and ho would have released her, but ho changed his mind, and drawing her closely to him, he said gravoly i i love you, aiincent. Ten methatvou are not ancry with me. I cannot bear your dUploasuro." tor a low niomonis Mllicent struggled foobly in his arms, but his eloquence quieted her at last. " l orglve mo, uarllngl ' he beggod, " What a billy thing you must think me I" sho sobbed, ' I think vou'ro an aneel I And as for talent, dearest, you havo qulto as much ts I havo. It only needs cultivation." "To think you wero making all those absurdly crooked trees on purpose. It's too ridiculous," He laughed, "But you haven't told mo." no said. " Will you marry mc, Mllicent?" in tlio uoston papers tho following winter thero appeared tho following : " Mr. Nell Halleck. artist, was married to MISS Mllicent Lehigh, of Pittsburg. tno young coupio win start on Saturday for Italy, where they will 6tudy art to gether." ,fc . A Very Strong Story. A German newspaper relates a story of tho composer Verdi. Soino years ago Verdi was visited by a friend in n small ha.tliing place, where bo was fou,nd quartered In a little room, which ho said, served as a dining, dwelling aud bed room. As the visitor expressed surprise, Verdi broko in, "Oh, I liavo two other largo rooms, but I keep tho articles hired by me in them." With this tho com poser rose from his seat, and showed his astonished visitor ninety-five barrel organs, remarking, "When I came hero all these organs played 'Itlgoletto,' 'Tro vatoru' and similar stuff. I havo hired them from the owners. I pay about 1,500 lire, and now I can enjoy my sim mer rest without boing disturbed' A Ilre.l Made ot Thread. A young lady of Austin, who has much time to spare and who is very skillful with tho needle and excels in all fancy crochet uork has made a unique dress, Tho material is common spool thread, white, aud tho entire uresi Is hand crocheted work, beautifully flowered aud Btrougly mado, ami about 10,(00 yards ol thread wero used in Its construction. Tho sleoves are crocheted In the proper shape, and are fastenod in by a lock crocheted Btich. It Is a very beautiful dress, aud the young lady tells us that it took her three months t,Q complete it, lu(in AVif, Reveille. KnglUh General Ottlcere. The English army does not lack for oftlcers. There are 7 field marshals, SO generals, 62 lieutenant general!) und ISO major generals, in alt -0". general ollleers. The greatest war of this century was carried on by the United Stutes, with only two ollleers above tho grade of major general, viz., I general and 1 lioutenaut general. Kqt tlut Now In Se.ilou, City Editor (graspingly and vigorously mopping his face) "what haye you tor a local editorial to day V" lleiwrter "An article on The Fuel of the Future.'" Editor ( We havo concluded not to pub.ish what the editor Bald, but will uuMiUou. en passant that the reporter was carried oil a Utile later In, ait ambu lance. j. Ih 1887. A BOX OP SKULLS. Ueftdl ot Klng-a anil Olri-Tlma Monarch Gntliareil Tugother and UUtrlbuted a Mftmentot. "Atan, poor Yorlck I I know him, Ho ratio," soliloquized Deputy Appraiser Hodman, ot l'liiladclpliia, M he stool nmong tho bales and boxes in tin Ap praiser's storo, n tlme stiiine.l human Bkull in ono hand and his writing-tiblct nnd pencil in the other. This little pioca of drama was enacted by Mr, Hodman as he conducted tho examination ot so no thirty odd cas;s ot cnriojitles and r jllcs sentnomoby Unite.! States naval o'flccrj attached to tho .South l'acifla ijipudron. Thoy camo to ihU port last w ek by the bark Itonus, from I'iivpi.i, Chill, and wero sent to the Appraiser s storo iur examination. Tho boxes wero consigned to relatives and fr.cndl ot tli3 ollleers iu Washington, and tluir contents repre sented tho accumulated collections of ex tended cruises among tho inlands of tho South I'acillc Ocean, with many curiotu articles githered on tho I'oruviau and Chilian coasts. The Yorick of Mr. Hoffman's fanciful Imagination wai probably a dusky heath en with a weakness for tender mission aries whon well sorved, and guilty of no moro indebtedness to his tailor than waJ Father Adam. IIo was evidently old when ho passed into spirit land, as tho few teeth remaining in hU jaw were worn down nearly to their roots. And thon his jaw.itself was ot tho kind that might have furnished a formidable weapon lor a small-sized Samson. There was a whole box of theso cast-oil' and dried-up headsi but none of them had their business card attached to show whoro thoy lived when at homo. Soiuo of the skulls wero curiously marked by deeply carved Hues soino parallel and running back from tho center of tho forehead, while others con verged from tlio temples to tho center of tho top. SCUf-tl ov suvew. "Here's Royalty for you," was tho com ment of tho Deputy as he dragged out three skulls strung upon a cord, and ho read from a tag: "Skulls of kings of tha Easter Islands. There was a lot of stuff from tho. Easter and Friendly Islands, but nono of the articles partook of tlio Christian attributes of the names of thoso far-away islands. There wero curiously-carved and forinid-able-lookiug war-clubs, mado of hand some wood and deeply stained with blood. A bundlo of arrows contained Boms wicked looking specimens about five feet in length, mado of slender, hol low reeds and tipped with long points ot bono. Somo of tho arrows had barbed points the teeth finely cut and very sharp. From their looks it appeared as if they might easily bo driven by a pow erful bow clear through a human body. There wero a number of spears, short but heavy and sharp-pointed, and somo of them wero barbed for two feet of their length. Each barb was made of asinglo piece and bound upon tho shaft with a cord. The weapons were of many kinds but all aliko ot formidablo appearance. Ono of the most interestins weapons waj a Maori mace, from Now Zealand. It was pear-shaped, about a foot in length and sharD on both odires. It was made, of some hard and very fine stone, and its worKmansmp ami proportions wero real ly beautiful. IMPLEUKNTfl 0 WAMUBI. One ot the bundles contained a lot n war-clubs, in shape and buo much like cricket-bats. They were mado of wood closely resembling mahogany, but much heavier, and wero handsomely carved. Other clubs were iron-wool, and were simply carved balls upon handles. Some of thu pieces of South American pottery wero of line workmanship. A Hat, circular flask ot Quo workmanship. A flat, circular Mask of Uno red clay had for a neck a beautifully carted head of a man with a pointed beard. A curiously shaped lamp from Ulilmbote, 1'eru, wa of coarse clay molded in tho semblance of a duck. Ono box contained a lot of gourds, which were delicately carvod in curious designs. Another package con tained a number of whales teeth, eomo of them in their natural roughness and others beautifully polished. A small square bale of what appeared to bo all oakum was torn apart, and tbo jaws of a big shark wero found within; Tho jaws vero very tight, but strong, and woro 'adorned with six rows of small, triangu lar and very sharp tcolh. Among the curiosities were several bales of paper blankets. Thoy were evi dently of Japanese or Chinese mako, and were made of vory thick, soft paper, decorated with strange devices in differ ent colors. There was an almost endless number of small trinkets, specimens of minerals, coral and other curios, sullicient to stock a goodly sized museum. Keep the Eye Shut. We aro told to keep our eyes ever open, but it is often well to k -op them shut. One of tho chief caus of nervous diseaso is the straining of the eyes and the constant teniiou of thu mind. Whon stretchid out in tho barber's chair do not try to rea I a newspaper, but closa your eyelids under the soothing undulations of thu latlicr brush or tho dreamy sensa tion of tho bhampoo with thu darky's big hands g.iding over your pato. In a rail way carriage, instead of staring out of your sockets at tho landscape that is be ing torn into shreds before you, fold your arms, bow your head and lUten to tho whirr of the wheels that m ike an ac companiment to tho wordless song croon-, iug in your heart. Again, iu the concert room, in place of surveying tlu audience critically or watching tho boauty of tlio singer behind tho footlights, shut your eyes unco moro aud let the music sink into your sml, rocking it on waves of emotion and watting In insensibly into the ideal world. In a s(il higher sense to keep oqr eyes, and mouth slmt iu ono Ul iuu wisest jeoouiiB ui mo. I. thl. Clirl.llau tlvllluitloiiT ' Tho open-handed generosity with which Western courts distribute divorce papers brought .Mrs. ltuth l.uliibaiuii to grief in Castle Uarden recently. Sho arrived in tho to intry with ber u-year-old daughter iu August, and has been on Ward's Island since, waiting to hear from her hiibband. She was Bent for and told that her husband had got a divorce from her. Her grief was pitiable. The couple had parted lovingly three years ago in their native country, and her husband went to Columbus, Ohio. Agent Jaworower of thu United Hebrew Charity Bociety has been in communication with tbo husband. Tho hiubund had threo of the children with him and otl'ered to take tho ll-year-old daughter if her mother could not lirovido for her. Tho mother thoueht a long timo before she decided to part with her daughter. She was too poor and for lorn to i liter fero with the child's welfare. The parting came. A tu" was nut around tho child's neck, telling nor destination, she sobbed in her mother's arms, and then sho was carried away. The Hebrew society will try to cot a place tor the mother, Aw lurcoun. Amaxlng Grace aud bweet ftoauda, Mr, Warren has found a llttlo boy oi two yours, perfectly blind, who sings several hymns correctly und very sweetly, converses i-orrei tiy on subjects suitable tu such little fellows, and cm say tho multiplication table correctly backward aud forward. Tho llttlo fellow can crawl ttuuui, uuu in in many ways very ui tcronting and engaging. IIo can tell where no was born, where no lives, give his naroiiU' names correctly, answers a prodigious number of que&tious, and does many other wonderful things. Ar rangements, have been made to place him before the public. Ho is still a bucking babe. Ilia mother is a bright mulntlo, aud regards him as i secoiu limn lorn, no sang "Amazing Unite, llo .v Sweet tbo Sound," without a single mlstako or pause, or any hesitation. it'aua iwrwptfnufiict, THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XXI.N0 44 COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL, LI, NO M ' TERRIBLYjJEALOUS. Josephine Archer was angry. Bhe stamped her toot, and her brown eyes snapped fire as she exclaimed ; "Oh, tho monstorl" that was where the toot camo down. " And right In tho "Oh, the monsteri face and oyos of society. Kato Blxby and Hello Doundcrly both saw him gallivant ing down tho main street with her. Oh 1 oh, oh I" At this point her volco seemed to fall her; but presently sho continued: "Oh, Mr. Henry Oilman, If you don't get a pieco of my mind whon next you insult mo by your presence, then I shall miss my guess. Oh, you black-hearted, abomlnnblo, hypocritical, faithless, wick 'cd, wicked man I" Josephine- was n pretty girl and a good girl, eighteen years of ago. She was an only child, tho pet of father and mother. Two years previous to this time Henry Gllman, n young lawyer, had selected our thriving town as Ids field of labors. Ho was a man of powerful Intellect, a ready and eloquent speaker, truthful hon cit, and linndsomu; aud was successful. Henry Oilman had fallen In lovo with Josephine Archer, and bho had fallen In love wnti mm. hen tho young lavyer spoko with her parents on tho subject of his lovo they wero delighted. They know how light hearted and Impulslvo and effervescent sho was, and believed that ho possessed the qualities, both of head and heart, necessary to her happiness. Gllman had told Mr. Archer frankly that ho possessed nothing but Ids profes sion upon which to depend for a living. His father had died when ho was fifteen, leaving enough of property for tho sup port of his mother, and Ids education. "On the uay that l passed my exam ination nnd was admitted to the bur. I censed to draw from the scanty store my lamer leu, ami i pronnseu my nioinor that whllo sho lived I would not draw another penny; and I only pray that she may live to enjoy tno very last lartmng of It." So tho lover was accented bv all con cerned. Hut a cloud arose, as we havo seen, and a storm was threatened. Moro than once Josephlno promised her lover that sho would never allow the iplrlt of Jealousy to posstss her. And yet sho had let tho monster In. Sho was about as lealous as a rrlrl could bo, and It was on aecourft of a blooming young wiunw mo wiuow Ivltty uoryuoo. jvuiy tioryuon i Josophlno pronouncod tho namo savaco- ly a hundred times. " Josoy, what Is tho matter with you?" It was tho first time Henry had called upon horslncosho had found cause tor Jealousy. " What Is It, darling?" ho continued, attempting to put his arm nround hor. But sho pushed him Indignantly away. " What Is It? Oh, you cruel, wicked manl And you ask mo what' It Is?" IIo stood back, nnd looked upon her In utter bewilderment. IIo could not understand It. and ha told her fco. You can't understand It?" she ox- clalmod. Indeod I cannot." Then." sho said, bostowlntr unon him a look which sho thought would annihi late him, " you had better go nnd ask your protty widow your sweet Kitty Coryden'r" A uomu bursting at his feet could not havo blartlod him more, but It was only for the moment. Presently Ids look of constcmntlon gave way to a pitying smile, and ho Bald : I'oor cunu, wlio nas been whispering " There them, rlr, U the dport to) yj)i" that nonsonse In your car?" " Oh I It's nonsenso, Is It? rorhapaj thero Isn't any Kitty Coryden?" nut more is ; anu she naa cauoa upon mo at my office," tea, aim you are going to unci a House for her, hero In ourlllage?" l liavo promised her that I will do so," ' Oh, how coolly you take It 1" " Hut. niv dear Josenhlno. will vou listen to ma for Just ono minute? Lot me " "No, sir I I will not I I want nothing to do with you. Go to your Kitty ! Oh, don't tell mo I She's been in your office, how many times? And and " " Well, what moro'r. Let us have tho whola chargo." " Oh, didn't you didn't you only yesterday, when she got out ot tho coach, didn't you oh, you fuleo-hcartod man I" Ilor Indignation overcamo her. " Didn't I what. Josov?" " Don't call mo Josov 1 Nover rturn An It again I Oh, you took your Kitty In your nrma " " No. IIO. I donvtlmt fn tola." hrnVn In nonry, smiling In splto of his effort lo tho contrary, " Well, you vouklliel her: so there !" " My dear Josephlno, to that I plead r.,llll.." " ou you do!" casncd tho elrl. eon founded by hts audacity. Bho pointod to tho door. " Thero I there, sir, la tho door ! Oo 1 CO I and hover nover lot mn look unon your face again. Not a word. I have nearu enough, uor He Itnzott upon her tor a brief snnna thon with somcthlmi vcrv much Uko n. srallo upon his faco. ho turnod, and loft vuo nouso, saying to hlmseir. "Poor child I I will not Mam W. If she did not love mo truly and well, alio would not foel bo dooply." 1 Ho know very well who had made tho mlschtot. A certain maiden, who had sought In vain to win Ids smiles, had soon his. fair client alight at the door of hts oftleo. and had very likely, socn him ktss. her. Mcanwhllo an unhappy girl sat alone 3 we, r-: in inw hit, wiiii: room ui jiuige Aienii J (ho had been Jtulgo of I'rolmlo) house. Could lie bo false to her? Oh, Bho would not bellovo It I " And yet-yet that klss-Knlo nnd Hollo saw It. And ho acknowledged it, too r When her father and her mother rn tered tho room thoy looked Uon her In wonder and alarm. "Josephlno I my dear child ! what Is tho meaning of Hits? What hns happoncd?" Bho did not answer him. Bho only bent her head lower, and sobbed mow violently. Thon her mother spoko: "Josephine, this Is nothing but n lovers' quarrel, nnd all on your part, I'll be bound. You'vo lieen doing foolishly," Tho girl was upon her feet tho In stant, her hands clenched, her teeth set, and hor eyes flashing. "A lovers' quarrcll" sho cried. "On my parti Oh, you don't know vou don't know what tho tho wretch tins been doing I Helsfnlsol fnleol fnlsol" " Hut, my dear child, what has ho been doing?" " Ho's dono enough, I am not his first love not his true lovo. Bho she has followed him hero Ids sweet Kilty orydon, and ho liuggod her nnd kissed her on the very sldowalk I" ' HU what? his who?" asked tho Judge. "His Kitty Coryden 1" snappod Bho. Tho effect of this outburst upon her father was marvelous. Ho sank down Into a chair, and burst Into an uproarious fit of laughter, when tho door communi cating with tho front hall was uncere moniously opened, and Enter Henry Oilman. loadlno bv tlio hand a lady a mlld-eyod, sweet-faced woman, petite and nlumn. a wealth ot golden-brown tresses escaping from be neath a jaunty llttlo hat ot laco and ostrich feathers. Sho looked older than Harry Oilman ; but many n match had been made be tween parties moro widely separated by ago than apparently wero thoso two. Henry lod the lady forward nud pre sented her to the host nnd hostess. " Judge Archer nnd Mrs. Archer, I havo tho pleasure of Introducing to you my motherl And a mother good and true she has been to mo." Tho Judoo had recovered himself unon thu entrance ot tho new comers, and ITenry presented her. was not at all surprised at the Introduc tion. Henry had spoken with him on the subject of finding a houso such as his mother would liko to llvo In, for ho had persuaded her to eomo and mako her homo near him, If not with htm. Mrs. Archc was surprised, for sho had not heard that Henry was expecting his mother's arrival, and tho moro so upon beholding in that mother a woman so young and so beautiful; but sho mani fested no surprise In her greotlng, which was n-arm and ardent. It vas for poor Josephlno to bo dumb founded. Henry had spoken of his mother, had told how good sho had al ways been to him, how siio had paid out from her own store, for his comfort nnd convenience whllo In collcgo, far moro than sho was legally bound to do. "Josephlno," ho now said, "this Is my own dear mother; nnd this, mamma. Is my own dear Josephlno; and I hopo you will love her for my sako as well as for your own." Henry proceeded : "I think I havo never tola you my mother's namo. You will pardon mo, mamma, My father died, as you know, when I was fifteen ycarsofage. Three years later my mother married ngaln married with Judge Coryden, of Swan port. At the end of a year tho judgo died. My mother, of course, retains his name, but sho seldom speaks of him, and when old friends, who know not of of this second ninrrlnge, call her by tha old name, sho never corrects them." Then ho turned to Josephine, anil said to hor with a merry twinkle lu his oj cs : ' So, now, my darling, you know my Bweet Kitty Coryden, anil I think you will not tako It further amls3 " Beforo ho could bpeak further, she whlspored In bis car: " Oh, Harry, don't don'tl Ifyoucan lovo me still, say no more till wo aro alono." Josephlno Is now a happy wlfo, with beautiful children. Bho has not for a moment harbored tho grcen-oyod mons ter In her bosom since tho time recorded. Kitty Corydon Is a Joy and a blessing In her home, and It Josephine's children are brighter and more healthful than children of tho same ago usually nro, their mother feels that sho owes It to tho wise and loving ministrations ot thoir grandmother, T" MIoU tho World Over. ' "1"- ' As a matter of fact, niinllflml m'lnfs am pilots tho world over: but as men tlmv dill'er moro widely as types than tlio races or nations to which they belong. Your New York harbor pilot is ono of the gravest and quietest of living men., j 10 is booer, demure, unobtrusive, earnest. You would annually summer in Europe. going or coming scarcely e,ver seo him. From dress and uppear.uico you could not even tell ho was u seafaring man. This English pilot lived" at 1111, at tho edgo of the tide, near Avonmouth, whero dwell a hundred other pilots in i-llme, ooze, filth and drunkenness. Their wo men are half undo brawlers, harridans, and tho husbands live ruylcss lives of sodden stupor, startliugly contrasting with tlio alertness, hadihood and daring of their hours of dangerous labor. But a grade higher in tho Qualities that prompt aspiration aro their brothers of the British northern coasts and tho Eng lish channel. They are chioliy ineu who only pos.-,e-s emulation in their calling to wiu ui-gicu ui securing noiu amons ineir fellows for hardiii' ss, kiiottineas and iron in frame, heart ami life. Those of tho Baltic seas are held in Inch esteem, not only for their bravery mi I skill, but in a i-i-iuuu icsiuci uuu annual awo lor ineir vocation which havo enmo down, liko folk lore, through tho centuries, from tho knowledge that old Danish law beheaded piluts for harm befalling esjols in their charge, thus aiding au clement of tre mendous courage to an already unap p. oachably dangerous calling. Our ow n l'aci.ic coast pilots nro a bright, nervy, ambitious lot. Tho gulf, Key West an I Hahania pilots nro a bunny crew with more than trace of "wrecking" taint In their warmer veins; nnd, whllo less hardy, they are full ot romance and song. And your Cuban pilots 1 know well tho graceless throng -are nerveless slaves of a despotic regime ; picturesque in color and act ; bundles oi excited ejaculations and oaths, and without tho blood, spirit or integrity of an American barnyard lulling on Uer Teeth. The attraction that lies In a beautiful woman's open mouth hasn't Ikcii sung by the poets a great deal, but it Is a mo mentous fact iu-st the same. There is a lovely girl, whoso homo is at ono of our watering places, who almost always goes about with her mouth, In which there are two exqulsito rows of pearly teeth, open, and who, oddly enough, generally has an admiring circle of men and youths alwut her. Her elder sister, who doesn't hold her mouth open, told tho other day how tho thing goes ; "At the party last nlsht," Bald sho, "Besslo was sitting with her mouth closed, for a wonder, and thero wasn't anybody with her for a wonder, too. l'rebontly sho opened her mouth a little, aud a young man loft mo and wont over to her. Then sho opanod her mouth a little wider, and another young man went over whoro Bho wus. By and by bho openod her month a little more, so that both rows of lu-r teotli showed, and Bho kept laughing about something, aud tho men kept gathering around Jr-r. l'oar mel I thought her jaws would break, but it's perfectly natural for her to keep her mouth open that wuy. And tho young men fairly swarmed around her all the even lug '" Mi