Liiugulna la Battle-
Gonpral Plcasantou said that oven
In action, at tho moat critical point, ho
coulil always soo something that mado
him lnoth. It was at tho battlo of
Brandy Station, whoro tho General
distinguished hlnnclf as a cavalry
leader, that ono of theso instanoca oc
curred. In tho hoat of tho engage
mont a cavalryman's horso was shot
from under him. A shell had takon
off tho horse's hind logs oloan, and
tho cavalryman and horso rolled togeth
er In tho duet.
"That soldier," said tho Gcnoral,
"was the coolest man 1 over saw. Ho
got up and sho.ok himself and com.
menced to tako off his saddle and
bridlo, and oarefully piled them, with
his othor trapi, in a llttlo heap. Al
though tho shot wcro screaming past
him, and tho air was full of bullets and
shell, ho acted with as much delibera
tion as if ho weft) getting ready for
breakfast. That wis what attraoted
my attontior. I watched that follow,
thinking that that was tho kitd of a
man I wautad in my escort. At that
moment another Bhcll took off his
horse's head, and ho looked at him a
moment, and then put his foot upon
tho homo's body, about tho only thing
that was loft abonl tho animal, and
shook his fist at tho rebel battery over
on tho hill. It was the most comical
sight to mo I over saw, and I burst out
laughing. I couldn't he'p it, nlthoiitjh
wo wcro in a pretty tight place. Tho
next morning I sent over to tho regi
ment to which tho soldier belonged
and asked tho natno of tho man whoso
horso had been killed in tho singular
manner stated. My orderly returned,
saying that ho couldn't find him.
Whon I inspected tbo regiment, or
what was loft of it, that day, I rodo
down tho lino and looked at overy
man to see if I could pick him out my
solf. Don't you know tnat I could
never find out that follow! You seo
ho had probably stolon a horse from
tho quartermaster's department and
had remounted himself, and was afraid
to come forward for fear of court mar
ticl. IIo was a bravo follow, and I
would havo been glad to havo made
him a sergeant i ou see thero were a
great many horses killed, and one man
could not bo singled out very easily.
It was a curious thing that after leaving
a lot of dead animals on tho battle
field, next day would see nearly overy
man mounted, and in good condition.
You see, they would steal tho horses
from the quartermaster's department,
or elsewhere.
Crowds at Saratoga.
So wo wended our way somo furth
er on amongBbtho denso crowd, only
moro crowded and moro denser, and
anon, if not ofteuer, Josiah s head
would bo scooped in by passin' para
so's, and then in low, deep tones, Jos
iah would uso words that I wouldn't
repeat for a dollar bill, till at last I
ac'ted a bystander a standin' by, and
Fez I, "Is this village all built together
don't you havo no streets a turnm'
off of it!"
"Yes," sdz ho "yon'll find a street
jest as soon as you get by this hole'."
I stopped right in my tract; I wuz
dumb-foundered. Sez I, "Do you
mean to say that this hull sido of 'tho
street that wo havo been a traversin'
anou, or long beforo anon, do you
say that this is all ono buildint"
"Yes mora," sez h.
Sez L, in faint axents, "Whon shall
wo get to tho end on it!"
Sez he, "You have come jest about
half way."
Joaiah (.-in a deep groan and turned
half way in his tracts, and sez "Let's
go back this minute.'
I too thought of tho quiot haven
from whence we had set out, with a
deep longin1, but seech is the forco and
strength of my mind that I grasped
holt of the situation and held it thoro
tight. If wo wuz half way acrost it
wouldn't bo no further to go on than
it would to go back. Such wuz ray
intellect that I sen it to once, bnt
Josiah's mind couldn't grasp it, and
with words murmered in my ears
which I will uover repeat to a livin'
soul ho wended on Dy my side through
tho samo old crowd parasols, and
wiramen, and dogs, and babies and
men, and parasols, and Injuns, and
Spannards, and Creoles, and pretty
girls and old wimmen, and puckers,
and gcthers, and biacclets, and dia
monds, and lace, aud parasols. Several
times, if not more, wuz, Josiah Allen run
in by a parasol held by a female, and
I felt ho wuz liable to bo tore from me.
His weight is but small. 3 tiroes his
hat fell off in tho operation and was
rcskued with difficulty, and he spoke
words I bln3h to recall as havin' pass
ed ray pardner's lips.
Wall, in the" fiillnees of time, or a
little after, for truly I wuz not in a
condition to sense things much, wo
arrovo at a streot and we gladly turn
ed our 2 frames into it, and wended
our way on in, goin' at a pretty good
jog. Prom r "Samantha at Sara
toga," by Josiah Allen's Wife.
Attend the Fairs
Farmers and their families ought to
attond, when possible, both their state
and county fairs. These 'exhibitions
aro many of them excellent oducators
in all branohes of acricnlturo. Tho
prime object is to benefit the farming
classes by groupiug together once
every year tho choicest products of
1 arm, garden, orchard, dairy and breed
inu pens, tho latest improvement in
mechanical contrivances, eta, that
every man and woman who is present
may know just what progress is being
mado by others and tho possibilities
that await all who desiro to attain to
improved methods and their paying re
sults. To make these fairs generally at
tractive tuero should ho irom each
farm in tho surrounding country an
exhibition of tho choice products of tho
season, whether Irom tho gardon, held,
diiry or houso wife's pantry and work
roim. Even if no prize is taken tho
effect will bo a iooil one on botli tho
farmer and his family. A spirit of
rivalry will bo created that will etimti
lato wiko young and old to renowed
efforts toward tho attainment of better
thiugs during tho year to come. To
farmers who antioipato purchasing now
implements, or entering on new
branches ot farming, a visit to some of
iho fairs will bo especially benelioial
from an economical point of yiow.
Thero is nothing liko seeing for ono's
self; it is much safer than taking things
on trust.
"Lovlnc words will cost but llttlo
' Journeying up the bill of life i
Hut tlicy mako tbo weak and weary
stronger, braver for tbo strife,
I)o you count them only trifles 7 .
What to earth are sun and rain?
Never was u kind woid wasted,
Never ono was said lu ralo,
When the cares of life aie many,
And Its buideDg heavy grow
Tor the one ho walk belde you,
If jou love thru, loll thera no.
What you count ot little valuo
Has an almost tnaglo power,
And beneath their ehceiinj sunshine
Hearts will MotAom like a flower.
Tho Tolautograpk.
A WONDERFUL 1NVKMION KECENT1.T l'Elf
I-F.CTK1) nV A CHICAGO HI i-.criuouK.
Prof. Klisha Gray of tclephono famo
is perfecting an Invontlon with wondor
f nt possibilities, and ono which prom
ises great results. It has, according
to tho Chicago HVibune, already reach
ed that stago which Insures its practi
cal success, tho experiments thus far
proving satislactory. Tho "telauto
graph" is the namp by which tho In
strument will bo known, which, by tho
way conveys a very fair idea of what
tho instrument really is. Once In
operation it will bo possiblo for tho
Chicaao speculator to deliver to his
New York broker a telautographlo or
dor to buy or sell ono thousand or ten
thousand sharos of railroad stock, an
oxact fao similo of tho order being re
produced in that city at the samo in
etant it is written hero. If tho Chi
cago manhappens to bo in New York
and wants to send his wife a check for
money ho simply writes it out in that
city, and tho moment bo Is through it
is in his wifo's hands hero. Tho o'ect
rio current, of course, is an important
factor in the invention, but tho chief
featuro is tho plate or instrument on
which tho writiug is done. No par
ticular kind of pen or pencil has to bo
used; in faot, a sharp-pointed instru
ment of any kind or oven n pieco of
wood, will answer tho purpose Tho
paper on which tho writing is dono
and tho autograph reproduced does
not havo to bo prepared, for in tho
first instanco it is tho pressure on tho
plato which gives tho impulse to tho
machine, while tho reproduction is
brought about by a tracing point,
which may bo a proporly inkod pen or
even an ordinary lead pencil attached
to a movable arm in tho receiving
maohine at the othor end of tho line.
A number of experiments with tho
machine have been mado at Highland
Park, where Pfof. Gray's laboratory
is, all of them ot tho most satisfactory
character. Tho circuit was not a very
long one, but tho tests were of that
kind whioh indicated that tho length
of tho circuit did not matter much,
and that the work could, bo done over
one thousand miles of wire as perfect
ly as over ono hundred. Prof. Gray has
not yet applied for patents on the in
vention, but it is fully oovered by
caveats,- so that ho has removed tho
injunction oi secrecy and feels freo to
talk upon the subject with his friends.
He is inclined to think the machine
will be required in all cases where ab
solute accuraoy in tho delivery and
filling of an order is required, and that
it will eventually superscdo tho present
system of telegraphic communication;
in tact, that an operator will simply
transcribe a message, and, whilo in tho
act of so doing, will wiro it to any
point on tho continent, tho reproduct
ion at tho other point always being a
fac-similo of tho writing of tho person
at the machino.
People Demand Protection, Patent
Jledlches.
What aro they ! Asa general thing
they aro prescriptions having benn used
with great success by old and well-
read Physicians. Thousands of inva
lids havo been unexpectedly cured by
their use, and they aro tho wonder and
dread of Physicians and Medical Col
leges in tho U. S., so much so, that
Physicians graduating at Medical Col
leges aro required to discountenance
Proprietary Medicines, as through
them the country doctor loses his most
probtable praotice. As a manufactur
er of Proprietary Meaicines, Dr. G. G.
lireon ot Woodbury, JN. J., advocates
most cordially, in order to prevent
tho risk that tho sick and afflicted are
liable to, almost daily by the uso of
PateDt Medicines put out by inexperi
enced persons lor aggrandizement only,
and the employing of iuoxperiencod
and incompetent doctors by whioh al
most overy village and town is cursed ;
and men claiming to be doctors who
had better bo undertakers, experiment
ing with their patients and robbing
them of their monoy and health, for
the good of tho afllloted'that our gov
ernment protect its people by making
laws to repulato tho practice of medi
cine by better experienced and moro
thoroughly edu;ated Physicians, and
thereby keep up the honor and credit
of tho profession, also form laws for
tho recording of reoipes of Proprietary
Medicines, under examination and de
cision ot oxpenenced Uheraists and
Physicians appointed for that purpose
by tho Government, before they aro
licensod for general use. lie would
moat freely plaoe tho rcoipo of lios
chee's German Syrup and Green's
August Flower under suoh laws, had
ho tho proper protection, and thereby
save the prejudice of tho people, and
avoid the competition and imitation ot
worthless medicines. Copied from
the Chicago Mail, Aug. 3, '87.
Keepine Oows.
An English farmer makes the fol
lowing valuable- suggestions in regard
to keeping cows for profit. "Itoughly
speaking, then, $25 may bo considered
as the profit on a cow for one year for
an ordinarily managed dairy. It docs
not seom much, but it is, no doubt, far
in oxcess of tho average; still there
seems no reason why it may not bo
reaohed by more liberal feeding on tho
part of our small cow-keopers. Tho
mistako on tho part of tho latter ap
pears to be in trying to keep too many
inferior animals instead of keeping
half tho number well. If we tako half
a dozen cows well cared for, a profit of
at least $150 a year wilt bo easily so-
cured, whereas a dozen untod.'nealcot
ed beasts, instead of making 8300, will
bo far moro likoly to lose this sum. A
well-known writer reokoned that about
ono-twelfth of our milk wont to rear
ing and fattening calves, and I havo
reason to believo that tho practico of
rearing is moro common among tho
small cow-keepers, and this may partly
account for tho largo number of third
rato stock in tho country. It standr
to reason that successful brooding aud
rearing of dairy stock requires groat
judgment, caro, and perseverance, bo-
sides knowledge and discrimination ot
n particular kind qualities which aro
seldom met with combined. Therefore
it were hotter it this oflico wcro left to
tho fow who aro capable of undertac
ing It, rather than to the many who
aro not.
To clean hot wator copper boilers,
Get three cents' worth of oxalio acid
at your druggist's, put it in a pint hot
tlo and nil it with cold water, I'onr
it over tho boiler whilo it is hot, rub
bing it down quickly with a cloth, and
polishing it over with a, dry pieco of
flannel. A largo boiler can bo bcauit
fully polishod in five minutes, and will
retain its polish rt week or more. Tho
bottle should bo marked, "Poison,'1
and should bo kept out of sight and
out of ordinary reach. Tho amount
indicated will last for half a dozen
poliahings. Good JIoutekeejAng.
THE COLUMBIAN AM)
Noxious Weeds.
A writer says: I regard tho follow
ing as tho worst weeds wo havo in tho
order named! Velvet leaf, burdock,
cocklo burr, yellow dock, jlmpso
Thon of another specific o!asa or adapt
ed to different soil aro tho wild morn
ing glory, sovoral othor creeping vtaos,
sand burrs and thistles. Tlio first nam
ed is sometimes called button weed. I
know not tho Latin names for any of
those, but do know that thoynll servo
to verify Scripture, if no other good
purpose, slnco to keep them In pubjeot
Ion, when surrounded with farmers ns
ornary as tho weeds, wo "earn our
bread by tho sweat of tho brow."
Othor mon may havO different opinions
ns to tbo rclatlvo meanness of theso
weeds, and somo of theso may bo moro
Incorrigiblo in somo places than others,
slnco tho Canada thistles, whio'i proves
almost fatal down East, glvss no trou
ble to ns Westerners. Probably tho
most universally despised of this frater
nity in tho West aro tho cocklo burrs,
on account of their conspicuomncss in
horses' manes and tails, yet tho tony
young man who desires to render him
self conspicuous in fashionablo sooiety
should not despair, sinco if you tako a
pair of shears and cut theso off you
liavo a splendid.sct of bangs. Thero
is no better evidence of a slouchy far
mer than to seo a fino "crop" of theso
nuisances filling his lonco corners nnd
covering his fields. To expect to
llourish and thrivo as a farmer without
having to contend with theso is as ob
surd as to expect to obtain something
for nothlog in any other way, and It is
just as incumbent upon every good
farmer to do his share for tho gcnoral
we'faro in this way as it is tho duty of
a good citizen to pay his taxes or his
dents. I started out one. day in wot
weather to fight burdocks, and found
that I bad not only my own ground to
clear but that of six of my neighbors,
and the oncouragmcnt I got from
theso was to bo "hollorcd" at by au old
woman that sho didn't Mwant her mus
tard dug up," and to bo inquired of
"what harm do thoy do!" Thon an
other neighbor lota his fence down to
haul coal through and leaves it down
so that my cows get into his stalk field
and it keeps myself and children busy
until bed time to clean them of cocklo
burrs, this to bo again repealed tho
next day. Also I bought three hun
dred loads of manure several years
sinco.frora a dai'yraan, 'whoso farm
was well stocked wit'i these burrs, and
as a consequence I havo had to fight
them over since. Thero are farms ad
joining raino which maintain "well
raised'' young men, and door yards
and gardon fences filled with theso
fruits of laziness. The Farmers' Re
view. 1 lain Truths fo Housekeepers.
Many piano dealers recommend cot
ton flannel for dueling pianos as su
perior to anything else.
To keep the strength of tho coffeo
whilo it is boiling, plug the nose of tho
coffeo pot with a wad of brownlpapor.
Egg shells will clean vinegar bot
tles or nursing bottles as well as Bhot,
and thoy possess tbo advantago of be
ing always on hand in overy kitchen.
The whites of three eggs well beat
on, without any stigar, make a nice
frosting for a pudding. Spread im
mediately beforo carrying to tho table.
A delicious breakfast cake is mado
with two cupfuls of milk, two cupfuls
of flour and two well beaten eggs, to
bo baked in scalloped dishes or patti
pans.
If your child has the-ear ache, turn
a drop of milk as hot as it can bo borne
into tho oar and cover tt quickly with
a bit of cotton batting. This simple
remedy has relioved many obstinate
cases of ear aobo.
To clean carpots. Go over them
onco a week with a broom dipped in
hot wator to which a little turpentine
has been added. Wring a cloth in tho
hot water aud wipo under pieces too
heavy to bo moved.
To tell oako in the oven, never in
Bert a broom splinter, but draw it gent
ly forward and pnt tho ear oloso to
tho loaf ; if it is not done thero will bo
a llttlo sputtering sound. Whon it is
thoroughly baked thoro will bo no
sound.
To prevent pio iuico from running
out in the oven, make a littlo opening
in tho upper crust and insert a little
roll -ot brown papor perpendicularly.
Tho steam wilf escape from it as from
a ohimney, and all the juice will bo re
tained in tho pio.
A Texas paper reports a caso in
whioh an Austin jury fined a drug
clerk 50 nnd costs, amounting in nil
to $77.75 for selling a package of cig
arettes on Sunday.
Sunflowers aro used in Wyoming
Territory for fuel. Tho stalks when
dry aro as hard as maple wood and
makes a hot fire, and tho seed heads
with tho seeds in aro said to burn bet
ter than tho best hard coal. An acre
of sunflowers will furnish fuel for ono
stovo for a year.
Among tho handsome now designs
for jewelry tho bunch Tof dark pansies
is ono of tho most attractive. The
gold of the flowers la enameled in dark
pintle, and on each petal thero is a
diamond largo enough to represent a
dew drop, iho stems aro ot gold and
tho bunch of six makes a brcoch or
breastpin.
To clean silver One-half pound of
sal soda added to eight quarts of water;
when at a boiling beat dip tho pieces
of silver, and immediately wash in
soapsuds, and wipo dry with a pieco of
cotton lianuel. This method is rccom-
mundod by ono of tho largest britanuia
works in Now England.
ITEMS,
Poison ivy can bo eradicated by cut
ting oil tlio plants juat below tlio Bur
fauo o' tho ground , and then covcriug
the top that U left in the ground with
salt. Iron wecda and dock in mead
ow may bo destroyed in tho samo
way.
A society for tlio protection of per
sonal liberty was recently organized bv
tho German-born residents of Philadel
phia. Its chief object id to oradicato
from tho statute books tho laws whioh
close saloons on Sunday.
some men uevoto themselves eo ex
clusively to thoir business affairs that
thuy scarcely tako timo to get well ac
quainted with the members of their
own family. When this is tho caso
from necessity, as it t sometimes with
employes, it W sad; whon it is volun
tary, it is folly.
According to a thoosophical journal,
tho real elixir of lifo is tho human will.
If you oan mako up your mind strong
ly you can livo indefinitely.
Sam Jones says tattlers or backbit
ers would keep heaven in a row half
tho time, but thoy would nil go to hell.
If thero wore no tiro there, tattlers
alone would mako it unendurable. Sam
occasionally says a good tiling,
DEMOCRAT. BLOOMSBTTRg, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
"How quick can a man wink!1' asks
an exchange. That depends. If a
man's wife acoompanlcs him to tho
noda-wator fountain, and keeps her
eyo on him, ho accomplishes n wink
about 09 por cent, (iiilckcr than If hoi
were to enter tho drug store in com
pany with a malo friend.
Favored abovo all tho lands aro tho
Isles of Sandwich. In their recent war
of tho rebellion tho entire army only
numbered M7 men, so if ovory soldier
ujder arms, mid tho sutler In "tho tent,
writes a magazlno history of tho war
tho series of war articles can only run
twclvo years and four months. And
yet somo pcoplo beliovo in a second
probation for tho heathen, Not much:
thoy seem to get tholr heaven here.
Jiurdcltc.
Tho industrial parado at tho Consti
tutional Centennial in Philadelphia
this vcck will bo tho most claborato
over witnessed in this country, or any
other. The great manufacturers will
mako magnificent exhibitions, nnd
each will "bo followed by displays
showing tho way things were made
ono hundred years ago. Tho military
parade will also be very fine.
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licv. wm. Lucas.ltectorGraco churciutavenna,
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around In a few dura, and In a short tlmo cured
ho
Llvlmr In the malarial districts of Maryland I
bocan 8 a victim of worst forms of malarial fever.
I drujved mvBClf with qulnlno and oilier reme
dies without avalL 1 was greatly reduced when I
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uedical revelation to me. It cured mo and 1 havn
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tails, will be sent on application.
Kasklno can bo taken without any special med
ical advice, tl.ooperbottlo.
Bold by MOYKll linos., llloomsburff, To., or sent
by mall on receipt of price.
THE KASKINE CO., (4 Warren 8t.
New York
boSMdl)
DT? A WNTT'CC! Its causes and a new and
UAI JN JjOO successful CUKE at your
own homo, by ono who was deaf twenty.
clRht years. Treated by most ot tho noted
specialists without benenu Curea himself In S
months and since tben hundreds ot others. Full
pnrucmarsscm on application. T. 8. 1'AdE, No.
41 West 31st St., New York city.
scptlOdlt.
tobomado. Cut this out and return to
us. and wo will Rend you freo, some
thing of Croat valuo and Importance to
which will bring you In moro money rlRht away
than nnythtng else in t his world. Any one can do
tbo work and ilvo at home. Either sex; all aceo.
nomctnlng new. that just coins money for all
workers. Wo will start you; capital sot needed.
This is one ot the genuine, important chances of a
lifetime. Those who are ambitious and enterpris
ing will not delay. Grand outnt free. Address.
Tkcx & Co., Augusta Maine. decsi-sc,iy.
ftB&ijmm Agricultural Worh, M, h
juu i stutiri Biguu i 3if lib
OCt22-49Ul-
rOIA.HFI pari ft
Lira sonoiiABBniPia
PALMS'
BUSINESS COLLEGE
1709 Cleitiit St, rhiWdptii.
Positions for Graduates.
Time required 3 to 4 mo.
The Best Equipped. Best
Courso of Btudy. Best Ev
erything. Write for ClrcuUia,
OQQVICTOR
Crallyl MANURE SPREADERS
;&. FARM WAGOHS loll tt ant ytii
eneapesi upreaaer out ana tne
omj Kioa iubi oa D
attached to eld nicoai.
aibo njanujnciurera
or victar Vlorer
llallenr. Imnerlal
Monarch Fanning Mills. Corn HhelUra.
Feed Cattrrs. ele. All aro warranted. Trices
mailed free. MJ WAltKUACUIKE CO. Colnmbm.O.
EuUis timet Home, BASEIUXOWN, MV
r brosaug26-ft,
RBUCKLES'
namo on a paokage of COFFEE Is a
guarantee of excellence.
ARI0SA
COFFEE is kopt In all first-class
stores from tho Atlantic to the Paolfio.
COFFEE
Is never good when oxposed to tho air.
Always buy this brand lnhermetically
sealed ONE POUND PACKAGES.
marl.rly
(0
.A 1
i i in tit nil
WEDDINOi BIRTHDAY OR HOLIDAY PRESENT.
THE WONDERFUL All A l-t
LUBURG CHAIR
library, Smoking. IUcllnlnir or Invalid
jAKtif uuuiiuni ubU or i;uui;ii.
XT I list, p .ULf f0r tntalocne. I parta of the world.
CmUQUEM1 OARRI ACES
the Automatic finarh nmir. on,i un.i
Bend stamp for Catalogue and mention earriairiis.
145 N. 8th St.. Phllada.. Pa.
oc toner Si Si Syra.
noiwt.iy
AtfY 01 DEIl
FOIt FESTIVAL
will be
SUPPLIED wiru
TUH
LOWEST
Mel FriceSj
as follows:
OUANGES,
LEMONS,
IJANANAS,
PEANUTS,
ENGLISH
WALNUTS!
CREAM NUTS
ALMONDS,
POP CORN
HALLS.
EXHAUSTED VITALITY.
Health and Strength Regained
Knowledge is Power:! Read!
IHTdtLM
HEAL
thyself:
Th aborc cat rcr.rc.cnU tho obrcrta ana rmr.0 elao of Iho OOMJ and .JEWKr,I.ttD SIlinAL
prMcnlcd to Dr. W. IT. Tatkcr by tho NATIONAL MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, In rpiUlonor
hlamMterlj Medical Treatise, entitled tho SCIENCE OF LIFE OR 8 ELF P8ISR.
VATION, which treats upon Ncrrons and rhrrical DcbUltr, rrcmatnre DetUnf, BlhMitcd
VMtT. and tho ten thonand Ills that nch Is heir to, whether arising from Errors of Youth, Imprao.
tuce, Over Taxation, Eiccsbcs, Accidental or Constitutional rrcdlsposIUon. It Is an Invaluable trcauso
for tho Yonos, the Mlddle-Aecd, and eren the Old, whether In health or disease. No other work equal
to It has ever been published. It has been h!shlr praised by the newspaper press thronghont tho connlry,
and crcn In England. Threo hundred pases, unbatantlaUj bound, embossed muslin, f all gilt ContiUi
lis extraordinary prescriptions for prcvallim; diseases, cither ono of which Is worth trt times tho prieo
ef tho book, whilo some of them aro obsolutely Invaluable, and should bo In tho hands Of orcrjboay.
Guaranteed the best work upon tho above named subjects, or tho money returned In every Instance,
nmnr nwiu niir nm I in by mall postpaid, and concealed In plain wrapper. IllustraUvo
PRICE ONLY ONE DOLLAR, Z','"'- Colthlont'"
you may ncverseelt apdn. Addww a DR. W. II. PAUKF.H, No. 4 IHU-FINCH ST., B09TOK,
MASS., who Is tho CHIEF CONSULTING F11TBICIAN of tho PltAHODY MEDICAL
INSTITUTE, and may bo conldentlally consulted on all dlatuca requiring skill and experience.
scp2-4t.r
ECONOMY TILE PR ACTIO AJL
QUESTION OF THE HOUR.
EVERY THING THAT IS NEW AND
STYLISH FOR TIE SEASON
CAN BE
(DHEAFIE f
A Large and Varied Stock of
CLOTHINC
JUST RECEIVED.
ALSO A LARGE AND SELECT LINE OF
MIf , assinierofi, &c
Call and be Convinced that you have the
LAST SELECTION OF GOODS
OF THE
LATEST STYLE, BEST QUALITY,
AND AT
The Lowest Possible Prices
AT THE
-
DAVID LO
Rloonisbiii'g, Pa,
PEBRINE'S
PURE
BARLEY
Di siiLLn from selected Barley Molt and guaranteed to be chemically nnre
and freo trom Injurious oils and i-cids often contained In alcohollo Uauors. It la
especially adopted to persons requlrlnffn Mtmulatlne tonic, consumptives being
greatly benerilted by ils use, liecommended by lending physicians as a Diuretic?
Nervine, Tonic and Alterative For Confuuiptluu it Is Invaluable. 1'ilutlNK'S
I'UHE lUltLEY MALT WHISKEY insures a return or vigor totnegtomaciyRMlid
nppct to. a rlcli and abundant blood nnd Increased flesfi and muscular tissue, jA
eases can be entirely conquered
msws mm UAIlLin MALT W11ISKE has proved a medicinal protection to
those who pursue their avocations In the open air and whoso dally workcalS It
exceptional powers or endurance. Ask jour nearest drucKlst or croeer for inr
PKl(ltlNE'Sl,'UllEllAHLEY MALT WlllSKtY revives the energies oMSisevtorn
out with eiccsslvo wxilly or mental effort and acts as a safeguard against unsun
llafd workcrB Of every ocatlon
I'UHE DAltLfiY MALT
without unduly stimulating the kid.
neys Increases their nagging activity,
counteracts the effects oi lallgue, has.
tens convalescence and is a w liolesome
nnd prompt diuretic. Watch the label I
None genuine unless bearing the signature
Mil u..iNh mi rtnufo-lor
ara grocers tUroubout
(ananas
37 NORTH FRONT ST.-38
Tl. 4o.t...4 H. I.H.w.ni., u. not U1U., .ho.ll
Kjisr'tM james means & Go.
l Lincoln St.. Boston, Macs.
Full Lines of the Above Shoes for Sale by
s i. w. m&&,Tm&m & son,
augiMM Solo Agents for Bloomsburg, Pa.
KNOWK
i I I 1 1 II III III
m
BOUGHT
MAI WWL
ajUHJASSi llll
OF -
WEMBERO
MALT WHISKEY.
by tlio use or rerrlnu's l'ure Unrley alt Whisker.
and persons whom a wdentarviifnrendpS. niSi?
WI11HKKY
everv bottlfl! 1 hAVnrni-Hriillvan
alyzed thal'CKg IUklbt Mlt Wms-
r inane oy . s J. h. rernne and find
it entirely tree from fusel oil, furlurolJ
metals and acids and Is absolute!?
Dure," Slonea. Camilla JrU.ur Unli
uraduats of the Universities DfUimicKM
f
NORTH WATER ST., PHILA
JAMES MEANS
34 SHOE
Will not wear so long as th
JAMES MEANS
S3 SHOE,
rtMtnis It li ma.le for tan whose occopaUoiii are inch u
,.iJ W ?,i?acil'.?I J "thtcr n'1 dreiiVVhi. thin
Llilorv of ihi tiiri. rAr:. .rvv"?wn w
'.",t vWt ""W siwrt that In evJ vlW ri.
spect ths Jamea Meana HI Shoe it eoutl to Em
i, i,. !l ','Jf," IX"1?" "top ana itimleii c.lrvimp"
i(A.' I".c'y smoolli bottom iniUe. u at! ilea
ftfiij '"'S, bS,Vfl, w'
l mm
1 .
Bittenbcttclcr & Co,,
WAGON MAKERS'
-AND
BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES
No. 120 & 128 Franklin Ave, '
SCRANTON, PA.
Jra and Steel,
lltnprlll-ly.
rj
CO
Pi
3
o
CD
Wm. E. Warner,
Dealer In surgical Instruments, Trusses, Bat
teries, Crutches, &c
COAL EXCUANQK liUILDINO,
8CB1NT0N, TA. "
aprJWma.
MANY LAMP CHIMNEYS ABE
oflorod for salo roprosontod
aa good aa tho Famous
DVT TIIEY
ARE NOT!
Aud Ilka all Counterfeit lack tho
Bcmarkablo IiASTINQ QuaUtlca
OF THE tJENUIKE.
Dl&BL for. the
PEARLTOP
CIIIILNEI
FatOct. 80 , 1833.
The PEARL TOP is
lUaiiufacturcd ONLY by
GEO,A,MAG0ETH&CO,,
PITTSBURGH. PA.
Working Classes Attention.
We aro now nrennred to fumlsh all classes with
employment at homo, tho whole o the tlmo, or
for their sparo moments. Iluslness new, light ana
Rrontablo. l'ersons of either sex easily earn from
) cents to ts.OU per evening1, nnd a proportional
aum oy aevoting au meir time 10 mu uusiuosa.
lloya and girls earn nearly as much as men. That
all who see this may send their address, and tent
the business, wo make this Oder. To such as aro
not well satisfied we will send ono dollar to pay
tor the trouble of writing. Pull particulars an
outfit tree. Address onoaaa Btinbon & Co., For
land, Maine. aocai-w-iy.
PATENTS
F. A. LBUMANN,
Washington, D.C
Send for circular
NERVOUS DEBILITY
WEAKNESS, to., and all disorders brought on 1)7
Indiscretions, excesses or overwork of the train
ana nervous system speeauy ana raaicauy curea ujr
WINCHESTER'S SPECIFIC PILL,
a purely vegetable preparation, tho most success
ful remedy known, bend for circular, l'rlco tt
per box; six boxes, fS. by moll. WINCHESTER
CO., Chemists, 103 William St., Now York. ssd.4t
AGENTS WANTED to sell tho New Book,
SARATOGA.
FUNNY niTS I QUICK SALES I
FUNNY CUTS 1 BIO 1'KOFITH I
One agent made in three weeks tiss; ono In 6 days
(91.50; 1 In 10 dnystUS; 1 In 3 days $20.50: 1 In 3
weeks floa&o jsoo in T weeks 1 It takes on Sara
toga follies, lllrtatlons, low necks, dudes,puff dogs,
etc., In tho author's lnlmltablo mlrth-provoklng
stylo. Tho 100 comic cuts are "just kllllne" Peo
ple crazy to get It. Price (by mall or agent) JIM.
Apply for agency (and make 150 to "5 a week) to
Bcpiidlt HUDDAltD I1UOS., 1'hlladelplUa, l'a.
SALESMEN
WANTED lH
tn eanvsRR fnr t.hn aaIa nf tinmo.rv
Stock I Steady employment guaranteed. SALAIIY
ANUKXPKNS
SESl'AID. Apply at ono,statlnffage.
Chase Brothers Eo., '
HOCIIESTE11, N. Y.
"augMso!)nov'
TSo Cure.-E3ta,,iisnoa 1s52-- No Pay.
ONE PACKAGE OP ppi finT
IIOLLINGSWOP.TH'S bCLUilL
Will cure MATJMtIA or CHILLS nndFEVEIl In 10
days, or don't pay for It. Send SO cts. In sumps,
and we will bend you the medicine on credit.
When you are cured send us tl.OO. Write for testi
monials Address CELOKK CO., 1303 Columbia
Ave, Philadelphia. 5augl3t.
PATENTS
( btolned and all patent business attended to tor
moderate fees.
our office U opposite the U, 8. Patent Ofllce, and
we can obtain Patents In less tlao than those re
mote from Washington.
send model or drawing. We advise as to pat
entability free ot charge, and we make no charge
unless patent Is secured. .
We refer here, to tho Postmaster, tho Sapt'pf
Money Order Dlv., and to officials ot tho U.S.
Patent Office.. For circular, advice, terms and
references to actual cllonts In your own stato or
County, write to
C. A. SNOW & CO.,
OppoBltn Patent Office, Washington D 0
You'll find It good to reu-
The organs ot both imill
It chcckBi Hick UtadacU,
and the woe .
That sad Dyspeptics erst
Oosldes 'tis pleasant to tho
Bononeiietdgulpltdowa
In baste. . i
Htsepy.
WANTED, LADIES for our Fall am
Christmas Trade, to take light, pleasjot
wotk at their own homes. $uo taper day can w
quietly mado. Work sent by mail any distance.
Particulars free. No canvassing. Address at once,
CHESCKNT AKT CO., 117 Milk St., lloston. Mass.
B0X51V0. beporlt.
Minnesota nnd
Wort li western
It. K.
Between Chicago, St. paiil nnd Jtlnnoapollj pl
between Chlcngo, liobunue and Dos Momes, low.
Two Limited TTalns each way Dally, rwu
THE
Kansas hi k ki&i tr,
Of ATCHISON, KANSAS. ,
BENATOIl INUAIXS, .' . rresldCBt.
Offers guaranteed Form Bonds of Eastern han
ass, Semi annual coupons payable at the Chatuam
National Bank, Now York. ,
Eastern ortlco; 187 Uhoapwa v, Nw oil
II. M, iliHur, Oen'l M'E'r, send lor ParapUitt.
can live at home, nna mako more money at
work for us, than anything olM In to"
world. Capital not needed; iou are startea
the work. Largo earnings suiofiom first waju
costly outnt aud terms free. Better not delay.
Costs you nothing to send us your oddfH.Yi
find out; If yon at e wise jrou wlU do so at once, u
laiXMt Co., i-ortland, Malao. aooM-r
with VJMP'