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Patent omce, and we can obtain Patents In lets time than those re mote from Washington. Bend model oi drawing. We advlso as to pat entability free ot charge, and we inake no charge unless patent Is secui ed. we reier uere, toiue i-usimahier, vue nupv. oi Money Order DJv., and to oniclals of the U.S. 1UICUVU.11-.V. (U( l.lli:U(ll, BUllbE) iciiu, auu retorences to actual clients in your own btateor county, write to Opposite Patent Office, W ehtngton, D 0 j1 Hi vr Mt . T.A I T 1 L. B.TL.n-T VTiV. "'T:5s,-i'V iLluw.iiist, BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, APRIL 15, SELECT STORY. THE MAN AND THE AX. On one of tho las', evenings of th year just olosetl M. Antoiiiu llo loin, one oi tho most justly estcemvu citi zons of Paris nnd cx-mavor of ono oi tlio towns of central Franco, fminil himself In Haker street, London. Fifty yo irs of nge, fnt nnd jovial, carry Inc ins Heart in liH hand -but practical enough in business affairs this worthy head of a family and true social ox aniplo did not cfluape moro than others from certain imaginary illusions, when ho was aldtio nnd v'n a vis with the inner man, that fometimes frequent the brain of tho steadiest husircss man. Acoordiuir to alienists these brains outside of business matters belong to a mystciious world, whoo creature.-" are often fantastic. If, then, it hap pened thnt 31. Hedoux, when in the s elusion ol his cilice, let his mind go ailray with sonic of thoso strangu and troubled fancies, of which he never spoke a wurd, the mania ho allowed ilmsolf to pet, be it larky or melan choly, very soon brcamo despotio and tenociotis to tho point of clamoring fcr realization. Mastir of himself, how ever, ho could dissipate the mania with a profound sigh, when tho least inci dent of real life camu with its shock to awaken him from these morbid at tacks, which had never proven very serious. Bat for a long timo this cir cumspect man had been on his guard against this weakness, and bad been obliged to govern himself according to the regulations of tho strictest regime to evade exciting iu -tionn that might put him astride his hobby horse. Above all, he drank very little 1 On this particular tvening, M. Hedoux, having well dinfd without his usual prudenco at the houso of a merchant, with whom,along with the dessert, he had concluded a most advantageous affair, tho object of his journey to London, did not perceive that tho in sidious fumes of port, sherry, ale and champagne had altered a trifle the sus ceptibility of his lucidity. He was re turning to his hotel at an early hour, when he noticed that a heavy fog, mixed with a drizzling rain, was fall ing. lie sought refugo under a doorway, which happened to be the entrance of the famous Tussaud museum. To avoid a cold, nnd to find a comfortable shelter, as well as to kill time while satisfying curiosity, tho cx-raav"r of ono of the towns of ccniral France threw away Jus cigar and ascended tho stairs leading to the wax salons. On the threshold of that long hall where stood, in improbable immobility, this strange gallery of personage', di versified in costumes and most of them wearing crowns, all like ponderous fashion plates of centuries ' past, M. Hedoux felt a thrill pass through him. An object caught his vision. Though quite in tho back it seemed to domin ate the entire hall fiom the platform of tho "chamber of horrors." It was tho old instrument which according to sufficiently serious documents, had been used in France for the execution of Kiug Louis XVI. At this sight, and informed by tho programme of the truo origin of tho apparatus, tho ex cellent citizen, always liberal in his political opinions, aud, thanks to tho DroStablo day just ended, felt himself disposed with generosity toward the king martr. Sotting asido all opin ions and ready to blame any txcesscs, he felt his heart growing tender to ward the august victim, whose memory this gravo ppecimeii of historical tools had evoked. IImest and intelligent, the temperament impressionable, where tho emotions magnified quickly, M. Redoux scarcely honored with a brief look the crowd of wax figures resplen dant in gold, silk, purple and pearls. Moved by the stronger impression of that guillotine and thinking ot the great drama past, he chose tho neigh borhood of the platform whero stood an approximate likeness of Shake speare and sat himself to meditate. Genial natures becomo expansive under any kind of emotion. The ex-mayer of the central town of Franco noticed a visitor sitting near him French, no doubt, if ho was to judge by' appear ances who, like himst-lf, had fallen into a brown study. He turned to ward him, and to feel his ground let drop a few remarks asv'to "the impres sion almost saJ that this sinister ma chine caused, Independent of one's po litical beliefs.," But gazing more closely at his neighbor, tho excellent M. Hedoux stopped, short, rather vexed, for he had discovered that for some two minutes ho had been addressing one of those sham visitors that tho administration places on the benches destiued for liv ing ones. At this moment a loud voico warned tho visitors that tho hour for closing had come. Tho chandeliers wcro lapiuiy exunguisneu, aim mo last of the curious, as though loath to leave, threw a summary look on the fantastlo surroundings m if wanting to prcseryo a souvenir of tho general aspect. M. Rcdotix'a unrequited expansion and the morbid "excitement ot his first impression sufficiently unhealthy had transformed his feelings into a mania of unaccustomed intensity. It was more it was a dark hobby that shook-ita bells nntil tho sound had pen etrated tho inmost recesses of his brain. Tho idea of resistangq forsook him. "Ah," thought ho, "to experience without danger these torrible sensa tions, so terrible, that must havo as sailed tho good King Louis XVI be fore this fatal p!ar.k 1 To bo in imag. ination tho king himself 1 To hear the rolling ot the drums, aatl to listen to tho last comforting words of tho Abbu Edgoworth do St. Firmoutl And to speak out one's treasures of moral gen erosity I And to indulge in the luxury ot pitying (very eipcerely, all political opinions apart) this worthy father of a family! this man toogood.too generous indeed, too .ul! of nil thoso qualities that" M. Redoux recognized as a part of his own nature. "What glorious minutes to pass I Vbnt sweet tears to shed 1" But to accomplish ' this he must bo alono before tho guillo tine, wuero iu secret, without Doing seen, ho could givo himself up with full liberty to tho enjoyment of that flattering and moving soliloquy, But how to do it! Such was tho slrango mania disturb ing the brain of tho honorable M. He doux, already a litllo oxcited by tho wines of Franco and Spain. He looked attentively nt tho two posts of mo scallold, the tnp ot which was covered on this particular evening with a grcon baizo hood, which couuvtlwl from view tho fatal knife a pr cau tion, no doubt, to provont a shock to persons of an over-sensitivo nature. This timo the mania insiited upon bo- ing realized nnd n luminous ruse con quered tho difficulty and suddenly lighted tho undeistanding of M. Re doux. "Brnvol I havo itl" ho murmured. "I hao my matches. A Binglo gas jet will light tho tragic scene. Then a call, nnd tho door will ho opened. I will explain that I fell asleep and give tho boy a half guinea It is quite worth it!" The room was already in shadows. A workman's lantern on tho plaliorm burned dimly. Tim tinsel, the crystals and cilks threw a shining nolo in the dullness. Presently ho heard footsteps) it was one of the porters coining to ward him in tho Shakcspearo alley. Giving a look at his neighbor, M. Re Dottx look suddenly an immobile poso. The gosttiru ho chnso was that of one offeiing a pinch of snuff. His broad brimmed hat,his ruddy hand, his sleek face and half closed cycy, tho phits in his long overcoat; all his petson, Btiff and breathless, seemed to add ono more to tho sham visitor so much so that in the almost lotil ob'cnritv tho porter, in passing M. Redoux, thcught no don' t that it was a new acquisition of which tho administration had not warned him, gavo him a few light strokes with a feather duster and pased on. Tho next moment the doors wr re closed. M. Hedoux. triumphant, coidd at last realize ono of his fancies, alone in tho blue darkness of tho wax par lor. Groping his way on tiptoe, pass ing those vaguo kings and queens, ho roached tho platform and slowly i's cended the steps leading to tho lugu brious machine. The collar in wood was vis-a-vis the entrance of tho hall. Redout closed his eyes in order to re call moro vividly the sad scone, and largo tears wero not slow to tricxlo down his cheeks. Ho thought of tho tears of old Malesherbes, charged with the defense of his king b-foro the na tional convention tears that were his only defense. "Unfortunate monarch I" sobbed Redoux. "How well 1 understand what you havo suffered I But from your infancy you were led astray 1 You were a victim of a necessity of the times I I pity you from the bot tom of my heart I As fathere of fam ilies wo understand each other. Your crime was to havo been a kings mine to havo been a mayor !'' And tho too sensitive manufacture r,a little haggard, added in broken accents, and with a gesture as if offering support to somo out: "Courage, your majesty 1 Re member that we are all mortal ! ' Then looking at tho plank ho touched its spring. 'In thitiic that ho was stretched there," said tho excellent man. "Yes, we wero very nearly of tho same fig ure, so it appears, and he must havo had tho same embonpoint as I. Pretty solid work this guillotine, and well put together. Oh, what were, what must havo been, that is to say, hm supremo thoughts when once stretched on this plank 1 In three seconds ho must have reflected on centuries I Let us see. l tie executioner is not here. Why should I not stretch myself there just a little to know, to experience morally After this mental invitation tho worthy M. Redoux took a resigned ex pression, quasi sublime, inclined for wari, slowly at, first, then little by little, stretched himself on the movablo plank, so successfully indeed that ho could with ease contemplate the two halt moons ot the gaping collar. "There. Lot us stop hero and medi tate. What agony ho must havo felt T" And he wiped (lis eyes with his handkerchief. Redoux to install him self more comfortably made a light movcmitiL ot too body which pushed tho sliding plank even with the collar pieco. This chance movement encour aged the ex-mayor to make the illus ion more perfect, ho leaned his nock on tho half moon, "Ab, poor king! I understand and I lament," murmured good M. Redoux, "and it is a cotn-olation to know that once here Buffeting is not of long dura tion. As he made a movement to ra'so himself ho heaid by his right ear a light, dry crack. Cirick! It was tho other hall moon, shaken by the agita tion of M. Hedoux, slipped in its placo and imprisoning the head of tho manu facturer. Tho honorable M. Hodoux was uncomfoi table under tho sensa t'on, and twisted himself light and left. But in vain : he was caught in the trap, aud how was ho to find tho se cret to libcralo himself. A singular thing: Tho little inci dent had sobered him. Then without transition his face became tho color of plaster, aud his blood ran through his arteries with terriblt- rapidity. His oyes rolled as if under tho action of vertigo, his body becamo liko ice and his teeth chattered. In tho midst of his hallucination a gleam of light assur od him that there was no danger, since thero was no executioner. But it had lust struck him that soven feet above lirn hung that fatal knife, a hundred pounds in weight, that tbo wood was worm oaten, tho springs worn, and that by moving his body ho exposed him self to tho danger of touching the but ton that would cause tho kiiife to de scend. Then his head would roll at the feet of theso wax phantoms who now soeiucd to him a terrible audience, for tho relleolion of the lantorn on all thoso figures gavo vitality to tho im possibility. 1 hey wi re looking at tnnij this crowd with glazed eves Beemed to wait. "Help!" he gasped, but ho did not daro to say it agiin for fear the vibra tions might push tho button. Aud this fixed idea wrinkled his livid brow, drow his generous jaws, aud caused his cranium to tingle. In tho black silence and bofore tho hidooua absur dity nf such a death his hair and beard began to whiten gradually, Minutas aged him liko years. At the sudden cracking of tho timber ho faint cd. Two hours after, when lie had ro covered himself, the cold appreciation of his situation caused him to enjoy a new kind of torture, till tho grating of a mouse gnawing tho wood caused him to faint again, On opening his eyes he found himself, half drspsed, iu one of tho nrinohairs of tho museum, eur rounded by porters and workmen, who 1887. wore rubbing him with hot rags and making him lake stimulants. "Old" he muttered, with a haggard look at tho guillotine. "What adreaml What a night under that terrible knlft 1" Then, in a few words, he told tho story. "But, sir," replied ono of tho porters, tho same .ono that had dusted him thu evening bofore, "you alarmed yourself without reason," "Without reason!" painfully articu lated Redoux, his throat still sore. "Yesj the collar picro has no strings, and was tho joints that mado tho noise that frightened you. And as to tho knife" Hero tho porter mounted tho steps of the platform and raised from its porch tho green baizo hood j it was empty. "Two days ago it was taken to bo repaired." At these words M. Redoux stood on his legs and shook h'nnsclt as if to test their solidity. Then catch ing a glimpao of himself iu ono of the mirrors ho saw that ho had aged ten years. He gave in silence this timo with sincere tears threo guineas to his liberators. That done, he took his hat and left tho museum. Onco in tho street bo directed his steps toward his hotel, took his valiso and departed that evening for Pans. His first caro was to have his hair anil benrd carefully dyed before going home, whero ho never spoko a word of his adventure. But in the liii'h position which lie occupies iu ono of tho bouses ho will not allow himself even in fancy to sympathize with tho opposito party, lie is not likely to forget tint lament ablo night, and if ono of tho honorable members declared that princes are not to bo pitied, whatovor befall them, M. Redoux would smilo and chaugo the conversation. E. 11. M. Ourioos Clocks When tho Emperor, Charles V., of Spain, reliied to tho Monastery of St. 1 uste, he took with him Tornano, his clock-maker, in order to while away the timo by constructing the movements of clocks. So wonderful wcro some of tho pieces of work which they made, that tho monks would hot believe any ono except the dovil had a hand in them until tho machinery was shown to them by the ex-Emperor. It was ordered by Charles that when he should -dio all theso clocks should ceaso running and it is said to be a fact that his orders wero obeyed. Another King of Spain carao to Geneva to boo a clock which had been mado by Droz, a merchant of that city. Upon the clock were seated a shepherd a necro, and a dog. As tho hour was struck, the shepherd played upon his Bute, and tho dog played gently at his feet. Utti, when the Iviuc reached forth to touch an apple that hung from a tree, under which tho shepherd rest ed, the dog flow at him and barked so furiously that a live dog answered him and tho whole party left in haste. Venturing to return, one of the court iers asked the negro, in Spanish, what time it was. There was no reply ; but when the question was repeated in French, an answer was given. This frightened tho courtier, who rejoined his companions, and all of them voted that tho clock was the work of tho evil one. Upon the bclfty of the Kauthaus, in Uoblentz, thero is the head of u riant bearded, and helmeted with brass. The giant's hotd is known as "tho man in tho cuatom-houso ; and whenever a countryman raeetB a oitizeu of Cob- lentz away from that place, instead of saying : "How aro all our friends in Uoblentz T ho asks: "How is tho man in tho eustom-houso !" At every stroke of tho bell which sounds tho hours npon tho clock, tho mouth of 0o giant opens and shuts with great force, as if it were trying to say, in tho words of Longfellow : "Timo was liinon Time is past. 1'opular Science Monthly. Buried Relics- A WASHINGTON 11UTTON AND A CANNON BAM. EXCAVATED IIENEAT1I THE MINT. Workmen engaged in digging for a foundation for tho new boiler house In tho rear of the main building of tho United Stales Mint havo found two relics. One is a much corroded six pound cannon ball. It was found nt a depth of nino feet. It was imbedded in a vein of brick clay that extends from Broad street eastward. Tho ball has been placed in one of the cases of relics in the Mint Museum. Superin tendent Fox's theoiy is that the Brit ish army, while in possession of Phila delphia during tho Revolutionary War, had a batlcry planted upon the lot of ground now "occupied by tho Mint, and that tho ball had accidentally been dropped and rolled, unobserved, into the grass covered soil, and that in later years it had been covered in tho hllinir in of tho giounu to bring it up to the staudard level. Tho other relio is a Washington but ton. It was found in tho samo local ity as tho cannon ball, but not bo far beneath the surface It was tho cus tom of tho patriotic people of this city in former times to celebrato great events by tho wearing of such buttons and medals. Tho button has upon it this inscription : "Memorablo Era, March 4, 1789. It also has upon it the representation of an eaglo, clutch ing in ono talon threo arrows, in tho other an olive branch. A shield on the eagle's breast has upon it tho stars and stripes, Ono of these buttons has tor rainy years been enoasod among tho raro medals nnd buttons in tho Chinese in Philadelphia, Sinco the raids of tho polioo on the Chinese gambling dens and opium joints, attention has been called to tho hllhy and unwholesomo condition of the houses they occupy. I'hu Chineso as a people nro wonderfully fond of company. Thoy uover like to be alone nnd the element of gaming and carousing in their nature is very strongly marked, too many live in filth in order to eoonoiuizo and squan der their savings at tho gambling dens md opium joints, thus increasing tho filthy conditions that surround them. The board of health will doubtless lake somo action iu relation to their mode ot hying. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XXI.NO 1C COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL. LI, NO 4 BEADING'S PUBLIC SCHOOLS. IMPORTANT UKPOrtT OP CITV RUPEMN- TENDKNT IIAI.I.1ET. THE METHODS OP INSTItUCTION EXPLAINED MKCIIAN ICAt.MEMOIH7.INO A ni.1.10 OP 11T OONB DAYS OIUEOT LESSONS SUCCESS OK THE SVSrEM DEPENDS UPON TEACHERS. The following is tho report of City Superintendent Balllet, road beforo the Board of Control March 15: It is pel haps proper that I should make a brief reference at this timo to some criticisms that have recently been mado on tho educational policy of your Board nnd on some ohanes that have been mado in tho teaching in our schools. Several persons havo attempted to creato the impression, bv making certain statements in the city papeis, that we aro "experimenting" in our schools with dangerous novelties in the wny of teaching; that theso meth ods aro not adopted extensively in tho best schools of tho countrv and that they havo proved a failure where they havo been used. To this I can only reply that such a statement is entirely at variance with tbo facts, and could be mado only by a person who is ut- tot 1 v umntormed as to what is dono today in tho best schools of the coun try, or who, by misplacing confidence, has received his information from un reliable sources. The changes that havo been mado in tho work of our schools have, in all essential points, been made in all pro gressive schools of tho country within tho last IU teen years, and most of tho methods introduced, wh'oh havo been chaiacterized as "now," have been in use in tho best schools of somo of our cities for over twintylivo years. There is no instance on record whero these methods have proved a failure, excepting a fow small towns whero toachers did not understand the work and had no competent supervision to assist and direct them. Without going into full explanation of what wo are doing in our schools, I may briefly stat-j that it is ray purpose, as well as tho purpose of your Board, to bring tho work or our schools in harmony with the best educational thoi'ght of the day, to eliminate, as far as possible, mechanical Icachinc and loto learning, and to make all in struction practical in tbo best sense of the word. To accomplish this somo changes will bo necessary in all tho grades, and it will require at least five or six years to inako them. Tho results will not appear in tho higher grades until pupils now trained in tho primary schools will reach thoso grades. I havo thus for devoted moro time to the work of tho primary and lower secondary schools than to tho higher grades, in tho first place, because by far tho larger number of pupils attend ing public schools aro found in theso grades, and many of theso must leave school beforo they reach the higher grades; and in the second place, be causo tho foundation for all reforms in the work of tho higher grades must be laid in the primary schools. The changes that havo been mado aro conlinod largely to arithmetic, ge ography and primary reading. Iu tho teaching of history, drawing, etc., but few changes havo been made. These branches aro as impor:aut as any of the of the others, and r-otno changes will bo necessary in the future in order that they may be taught with tho greatest possible efficiency. several leaturcs ot our work havo been moro particularly criticised by our friends, and I may be pardoned for making a brief refeience lo them spec ifically. The statement has been mado that pupils iu our primary schools aro not taught the multiplication table. If by this it is meant that they do not learn tho tablo at all and do not loam to multiply, tho statement is utterly in correct. Children are taught from the very start in the lowest primary schools to add, subtract, multiply and divide. All the work is at first done with ob jects, and they fix in tho memory the produclB ot tho various numbers as fast as they learn tho numbers, by re peatedly solving problems involving theso products. They learn tho table in this way intelligently from objects as fast as they need it, and are at once able to apply it to practical problems The mere mechanical memorizing of the entire multiplication tablo by chil drcn six years old by repeating it in concert from day to day, without comprehending its meaning, is a relio of by-Kono days m education, and there are few educators of any stand ing who would pretend to defend it to- lay. Even tho uso of obieots in our pri mal y Bohools has bten criticised by some ol our Iriends and characterized as playing with toolh-picka and shoo pegs. This is the usual criticism made by oxtromely conservative persons to whom such woik appears novel at first, and it is a criticism that is perhaps nl together harmless. I know of no book on education that has been published within the last, twentv-fivu veais that does not recomraeud the uso of objects in teaching arithmetic to young chil dren. Just how long tho uso of ob iccts should be continued is a question which only u specialist can intelligently uuuiuu, unit miuuugii me mint liny uu indicated iu a general way m a courso of study, it ib a question which must virtually bo decided by the teacher in tho caso ot each individual child. Tho liuniosn of usiiii' obiectx is to irivn tho child the power lo do Ins thinking without them. As soon as objective work has accomplished this purpose it must bo continued. When pupils uavo nau proper training iu mo pn mary grades, it is unnecessary to con Untie objective work in tin higher grades except tor tho sake ot occa sional illustration; but when pupils havo never had objective woik in tho lower grades to any extent such work bujomes a necessity in tho higher grades, t his l loutiii to bu tho caso last year in our secondary and to somo extent even in our urammar Bohools, Pupils wero unablo lo givo a rational, coucrcto illustration ot some of tho simplest arithmetical processes. As booh as pupils who nave lia-l proper training in our primary schools rcaoh tho higher grades objective work in theso grades can bo discontinued. Wo havo been criticised nlao for not teaching children the alphabet beforo thoy learn to read. It was tmppoted that pupils had first to learn the letters beforo thay could possibly learn to .read. This method of teaching a Nl child to read was condemned by Uoraco Mann over forty years ago in his work of roforming tho schools of Massachu setts, and has not been unedin somo of our most progressive cities for years. Th supervisor of primary sohools of Erio states that It wns discontinued In tho schools of that city over twenty flvo yours ago. I know of no largo city in which It is used to day nr of any educational writor of. this country of any reputation who defends it. Prof. G. Stanley Hall, of John Hop kins University, snyts that thero has been only ono educational writer in Germany for fifty years who has de fended it. Children are tnnght lo read words and sentences beforo they know tho names of the letters bv a combination of what aro called tho Word, the Sen tence nnd tho Phonio Methods. In this way tho nvcrago child tinder ft good teacher learns to read Intelligent ly in six months, and a bright child sooner. Hub is tho mothod now in uso in nil schools except thoso in re- moto rural districts nnd in a fow con servative towns. It is universally used in many comities in this and other Stales in graded and ungraded schools. Without nointr into nnv further dis cussion of tho matter, I desiro to say that the work wo aro doing in our schools must bo judged by its results after thero has been suflioiont timo for results to appear. I would thereforo respectfully request the members of vour Hoard to visit 'the schools as otten as convcimi.t and observe tho work for themselves. They will find that where thu teachers aro competent tho results are excellent oven now; and whero tho teachers aro incompetent, or aro not interested in their work, the results aro poor. Whilst luor teach ers will do better tcachiug with a good method than with a poor one, it re mains after all true that a method can not tako tho place of brains and skill in tlio teacher and their work will never bo good. Tho value of a method must bo judged by tho results obtain ed with it by competent teachers. Oars Safely Heated. THE KIItT TRAIN IN THE WORLD TO HE WARMED AND IIEATIID WITHOUT Pi RE. From the New York Sun. Tim Bustoii express train that rolled into the Forty-t ccond street station at 10:30 last evening pounded over tho same rails that bear hundreds of trains daily, yet it was as much of a pioneer in ita way as was Peter Cooper's little lo-jomotivo. This train, the latest pro duction of tho Boston and Albany Railroad shops at Allston, was lighted by electricity and heated by steam. or the first tune in tho history of railroading tho world over a complete train so lighted and bo heated has been successfully run. Twenty incandescent electric lamps ranged in double rows along tho high ceiling of tho cars effectively light them. Each light is of sixteen-candle power, and the steady glow is fed from tho storage batteries of tho Julien sys tem. Newspapers may bo read with ease, and the cars aro cheerful and pleasant. There aro sixty storage cells to each car placed under tho floor bo tween the trncks,and thoy may charged with electricity wbilo tho train is laid up on a sido track in iioston. They will hold twelve hours supply of tho electric fluid, so as to make tho round trip to New York and return, and with time to spare. Tho steam-heating devico consists of an arrangement of pipes which tako live dry steam from the dome of the locomotive and conduct it through tho oars so as to distributo the heat thor oughly. Tho distinctive features of tho system are an automatic pressure regulating valvo on tho engine and controlling valves for each car from a main pipo below the car, so that tho different cars may bo kept at varying temperatures. Tho water ol condens ation is carried off by an automatic drip, and does not return lo tho boiler. Hie. live dry steam is thus enabled to do its perfect work. Great importance is placed upon tho safoty of these appliances in caso of accident, ihcir aro neither lamps nor stoves to set fire to the wreck. A Lost Corpse. In a back country town, where funerals servo much tho same purposo that tho theatre does in cities, there chanced lo die one of iho members of thu community, and one of tho neigh bors was asked to "tako charge of the funeral. On tho day appointed, tho community assembled and stood in groups discussing either tho departed or the condition of the crops, while tho neighbor in charge bustled from ono room to another making tho list of arrangements. 1 ho hour for tho funeral arrived aud passed, and yet the Bervices did not begin. Still more timo passed and thu manager of affairs was seen to bu hurrying lrom room to room, look ing anxiously about as if in search of Boinethiug. As lime passed tho audi ence began lo show signs of impaiienco and also of curiosity as tho perplexed lace ot the man in charge) appeared again beforo them. There was evi dently a "hitch" in tho proceedings somewhere, and an explanation was necessary. Mounting a chair, 4jio im promptu undertaker said : 'My friends, wo aro aro very sorry to cause any delay in tho ah last rites to the departed, but the ah truth is, we havo mislaid the corpse." It transpired that the coffin hud been brought down to tho lower entry or hall lrom a chamber, and through some misunderstanding placed besido iho stairway in the shadow. Those coming iu from tho bright sunlight had thrown their wraps upon it, not realiz ing what it was, and thus made it in visible. JJarjter s Magazine. Decorum in Par 'Western Courts. "When Eastorn pooplo read I'uck aud see signs which aro claimed to bo taken from court-rooms out West thoy iraagino that the signs aro burlesques. I thought so until 1 went West," said n gentleman to the Arounder last night. "I know now that the signs are literal in every senso. I havo two pasted up in my office which may do ns samples of thoso I havo seou. They wero taken from a court-room in the north ern part of Wyoming Tenitory, and read: 'No cracking peanuts in this court-room,' and 'Lawyers nro not allowed to kiss tho baby during court hours.' This latter boiug translated means that thoy nro not allowed to take n drink. Then I saw ono iu a court-room at n town on Lako Super ior which reads : "This court adjourns at 2:80 ; the court is goiug to tho dan co nt II .' Tho dance wns held in n iamp about six miles back of tho town." Buffalo Courier. A news item sayt; "A man in Lake field was nil tick by a locomotive re cently, knocked over tho smoke-stack and instantly killed. Whii-ky was the cause." This is bhamcful. All loco motives "choo," but this is thu fiist timo ono has been accused of indulging in whisky and knocking a man over its smokc-staok. Iioston Trimscrlpt,