II
COttTV BtA DBMOCnAT, STAR OF Tn. NORTH, nnd On.
lombian, Consolidated. ' 0
ImuciI Weekly, every Vrlitnr ilforoliic. nt
DLOOM8UUKO, COLUMUIA COJ'a.
iti in nnr rflnr. Tn mih4r,Ht,Ac. ... ... . .
iy t'hf Ttcrrai urstrlctiy In kdvTnceV lno ooun
IfSo piper discontinued oxcopt at thonntinn
Who publlsliers, until all arrearages i aro Pa?f. hat
inmr continued crod Is will not im Si n pam' Dul
All papers sent put of thostatoor to distant post
oniooamustbopadforlnadvance.unlosaarMSnS:
BlMo porson In Columbia county assumes to par
too subscription due on demand. w pr
JOB PRINTING-.
Thn.Iob Printing liepartmcnt of tho Colcmiiiiw
aircry complete. It contains tho latest new tyno
Jul tniihlnery nnd Is tho only omco that runs lob
ircsscs by powor. giving us tho best facilities. 1
motes furnished on largo Jobs, "'"ns.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ATTOIINEY-AT-LAW,
Dloomsburg, l'a
Offlco over 1st. National Hank.
TVT U. FUNIC,
ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW.
11LO0MSDURO, I'A,
riico In Ent's Building.
J OlIN M. OLAUIC,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
AND
JUdriOK OF THE l'EAOE.
11L00MSBCHO, l'A.
OJlc OTer Xloycr Bros. Drug Htoro.
h V. MILLEH,
M'TOItSEr-AT-LAW
OMco In Browor's bullding.sccond Uoor.room No. 1
Uloomsburg, l'n.
n PHAN1C ZKK,
' ATTO UN li Y-AT-L AW.
lMoomsburg, l'a.
oaioo eornor of Centre and Slain Streets. Clark i
l)ultdlng.
Can bo consulted in German.
1120. E. EMYEJ.L
ATTORN EY-AT-LAW,
Ili.ooMsiiuud, Pa.
Ofllco on First lloor. front room of Col
umiiiah HulUUnu, Main, street, below Ex
change Hotel.
pAUL E. WIUT,
Attomey-at-Law.
omco In CoLouoiAN Bdildino, ltoom No. J, second
floor.
UL00M8BUKG, PA.
S ZNORR. L. S. W1NTSMT1HH.
KNOKU & WINTEllSTEEN,
A ttoi-noy s-at-Law.
omeo lu 1st National Bank building, second floor,
nrstdoortotbelelt. Corner of Main and .Market
Btroots Uloomsburg, ra.
t&-Pensions and Bounties Collectid.
J H. MAIZE,
ATTORNEY AT-LAW
Sfflco in Malzo'a bulldlis. over BUlmeyer'a grocery.
P. IIILLMEYEIl,
(DISTRICT ATTORNEY.)
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
rHTOfUce over Dcntlcr's shoo store,
UloomsburR.n. Zl30-
j6iiiTc"."vOCUM. O. E. QEY211.
YO0UJI& GEYEK,
Attoi'noys-at-LaWi
CATAWI&SA, l'A.
(Offlco front suit of rooms onsecoDd floor of
iiwslTEu building.)
IWCAN BE CONSULTED IN QE11MAT,.. S
u, mtirrs of Sharp and Alleraan's Lawyers and
Hankers Directory nd tbo American Mercantile
an iwiiWlS? ASociatlon. ,,W" give Prompt nud
caieful attention to collection of claims in any
n art of tho United States or Canada, as well as to
uTl other protcnal business enuubted to them
K. OSWALD,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Jackson BuUdlug, Kootns 4 and 5.
BEKWICK.PA
yy. a. miAWN.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
catawlsaa, Fa.
omce.cornerot Third and Mainstreeta.
JJ V. WHITE,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
BLOOMSBURG,PA.
Offlco in Browem' Building, 2nd lloor.
may 1-tf
M
ICIIAEL F. EYERLY,
Conveyancer, Collector cf Claims.
AND
LEGAL ADVICE IN THE SETTLEMENT OF
ESTATES, rc.
tw-omeo in Dcnt'er's bulldlrg villi 1'. 1,BI1I
meycr, attorncy-at-law, lient items, Si.d lloor
llloombburg, l'a. opr-a-sC
7". E. 8MITU,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Horwick, Pa.
MISCELLANEOUS
' B. MoKEIiVY, M. D.,Surgeon and Fhy
.Blclan.nortb side Main strcet.below Market
L FIUTZ, Attorney-nt-Law. Oflice
V . Front room over rost Ofttce,
D
R. J. 0. RUTTER,
fUVSIClAN fiSUKQEON,
Office, North Market street,
BloomBburg, fa
rvR. WM. H. REBER, Burgeon and
Ul'hyslclan. onico corner of ltock und Market
treet.
JR. EVANS, M. D.. Surgeon and
.PhyBlclan, omce and ltesldenco on Third
etreot.
JpiRE INSURANCE.
CHRISTIAN F. KN A IT, BLOOMSBU Q, FA,
HOME, OF N. Y.
MmtOIIANTS', OF NBWAUK, N. J.
r LINTON. N. V.
l'KOl'LKS' N. Y.
HEADING, l'A.
These nu cow-orations aro well seasoned by
ngo and firr tkbtku and have neTer set had a
loss settled by any court of law. Their assets are
alllnvcbtalluBoi.il sscukitiks are liable to the
hazard of HKt only. . . a
Ilaws promptly and noNEsn-y adjusted and
raid as soon as determined by cuhibtun r.
Knapp. bpkcial aoknt and AwcurER ULOOUSBCKO,
J'a.
Thopeoploof Columbia county should natron
Izo the agency where losses It any are settled and
all by one of thcr own cltUens. ... .
FltOMlTNESS. EOUITY, FAIH DEALING.
B
F. HARTJIAN
IlIPRSSENTS TUX POLLOWINO
AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES
North American of l'hlladelputn.
Franklin, "
l'ennsylvanla, " "
York, of l'unnsylvanta.
Hanover, of N. Y.
queens, of London.
North British, of London.
Onlce on Market Street, No, 5, Bloomsburg.
oct.S4, -
EXCHANGE HOTEL,
W. R. TDBBS, PROPRIETOR
BLOOMSBURQ, PA.
OPPOSITE COOHT HOUSE.
Larg esand convenient sample rooms. Bath rooms
hot and cold water and all modern conenlences
HE
moro money than at anything clso bytaka
lug an agency lor mo uesi- si-mui. uw u..
lealnnera hueceed irrandly. None fall
Torma Ireo. 1IALLK1T BOOK C0..1'0KTL4N
Maine. deotn Bs.
ATENTS.
But small percinlago of fees In ad.
vance, balance when patent li oli.
talued. Send for circular giving rull
InfnHnntlnn nml lYIDl R t III 111 1 1st Cif
references. . J. C'LAULITi Washington, D. V.
1'aclllo Building. (wuir.cm.
0. 3.3I.WEU, i-
J.S BITTEUBEMD2E,;l,It9
I SIXTH
A1NWHI011T Ss CO.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
I'II1I.A1)KI.1'1IIA, PA.
TEAS, SYUUl'S, COFFEE, SUGA1I, MOLASSES,
1MCK, El'lCKS, IllrAl.n SODA, ETC., ETC.
N. E. Corner Second and Arch Sts.
urordera win receive prompt attention.
II. HOUSE,
DENTIST,
ULooMsnunn, (Jolumhia County, Pa
All styles of work dono In a superior manner, work
uiiuuu:ua3 represcniea. 'lBBTU uxtbict
ed wimocT fain by the uso of Gas, and
freoot chargowhcnartlnclaltceth
aro Inserted.
Offlco In Barton's bulldlnc. JInlu street
below Market, live doors below Klcim's
urug store, tlrst lloor.
Jo be open at all hours during the dai
M. C. SLOAN & BROl,
1JL00MSBU11G, PA.
Manufacturers of
CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETONS
SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS &C
First-class work always on hand.
REPAIRING NEA TL Y DONE.
Prices reduced to suit the times.
BLOOMSBURG PLAMG MM
Tho undersigned havlrjg put his I'lanlnp Ml
on Kallroad street, In nrst-ciass condition, la pro
pared to do all kinds of work In his line.
FRAMES, SASH, DOORS,
BLINDS. MOULDINGS,
FLOORING, Etc.
furnished at reasonoWeprlceo. All lumber used
Is well seaaoned and nono but skilled workmen
are employed.
ESTIMATES FOE BUILDINGS
urnlsbed on application. Plans nnd steclnca
ous ,rj; iro 1 oy an experienced draughtemau
EMoomhliiirc, Pa
CLOTHING! CL0THIK6
TIIK J1HKCIIANT TAII.OK.
Gints.Fyrnighing Goods, Sals Si Haps
OK EYEKY DKSCH1PTI0X.
Suits ii:rwlo to older r.t fhoit nolicc
and a fitalwas guaiautccd or no falc.
Call and exairiino Iho largest and best
selected stock of good ever shown in
Columbia county.
Store next door to First National Bank,
MAIN STREET,
Bloomshurg, Pa.
OP CAST Clt WROUGHT IHON.
Suitable for
Yards,
Cemetery Lots
and
Public Grounds
The following shows tho ncket Gothic, one of
the several beautiful styles of Venco manufactured
ty the undersigned.
For lieauty and iiurawitly they arounsuriJiss
ed. Setupbyexperleneid hands and warranted
to glvo satisfaction.
Prices and specimens of other de
signs sent to any address.
Address
BLOOMSBURG PA-
Mayl-tf
FRENCH'S HOTEL.
CITY HAI.L F1L'A11K,
Si;V YOltK
nnnmlte city Hall and llio Post onico.
This hotel Is one 01 llio most complete In It! ap
pointments and furniture of ANY HolsK in J.ew
York city and H conducted on tho
EUROPEAN PLAN.
Hooms only One Dollar per day. Half minute's
walk from llrooklyu liildgo and Elevated It.
All lines of cam pass th door. .Most convenleu
hotel In New Yoi k tor .Mercliants to stop at. l)ln.
ing llooms, Cafes and I ui.cl Counter replcto with
all Iho luxuiles at moderate prices.
in presents given away, .send u
cents poatagn. and by malljou w
uyu k' v ,u p"' f.u. .b . '? ,, v,;?
't value, i:u win pi.itv jui, ,u 'y"
USL Will UllfO III llltf JUU l, l,.v. j
auj thing elao in America. Allubout the WCJV U)
In presents with each box. Ageun wanted ev.
ery.vhere, of ruber sex, of all agi, for all the
time, or spare llmeonly. to work lorus at tlulr
own nouns. Fortunes lorallwoiUrs absolutely
assured. Don't delay, II. JI.tu.iTr & Co., I'ort
and, Maine. (decisis.
BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 22,
EXHAUSTED VITALITY.
ILLUSTRATIVE Snmplo FREE.
KHOW THYSELF.
A Great Medical Work on Manhood, Nervous and
rhyelral Debility, rrcmstnro Decline In Man,
rxhaf-teii Vitality, Ac, Ac, and tho nntold ml.
c-Ica reuniting from Indiscretion or czcetsci; 300
pase, tubstantlilly bonnd In gilt, nraslln. Con
tains moro than 123 tnvaluablo prescription, em
bracing every vegctablo remedy In the pharma
copnh for all scute and chronic difeasej. It li
empliatlrally n book for every man. Trlco only H
by ma'l, t mi paid, concealed In plain wrapper.
iM.rsTit.mvn HA.iti'i.r. I'ttiii: t ai.i.
Young and middle-aged men for tbo nest ninety
diys. b'cod now, or cat this out, as yo 1 my never
tee It a?i!n. Address Dr. V. II. l'ARUGi:, 4 U.d
finch street, I'oston, Mass.
fcb.,5-d. ly
Sii'ielliji; lmi Stabio Iaannra and
SS25PH0SPHAT
'.iiiHim i 'itn, ana tftr than a
t inut iilnl.l.irnaniira nh.na fnrtUn
i him yt riivi."
'Juoniotit lifl'to Cotnmcrrlnl FrrllHrcrrf are
n.wv jiuni: JiANtmix:
BAUGH'S PHOSPHATE
I altnw Homo ninintrs eonKKinentljr aneirfl
utcrnp iroiltict'r&nd luipniwr of tbo mIU
the orioixal nAiinu e, enMQ
Kr.,ir.r. or f "nun vu uuiiu
r.ur iioie
MASt'CFACnvnEltS
ASS
SUPER-PHOSPHATE
Oomblnwi capftcity
ntror.TEits,
01 our orKB, omiu
irr,frr'"nd,"7HILADELPHIA, PA
LAUGH'S fcgfi PHOSPHATE
!S A COMPLETE ANIMAL DONE MANURE.
Feb SO
mm
f ORIflKFLI
COPY tt THIS
7&E rnsit
1IKAL 1 II I I. Ituuii.
. ugivethtaahcuASE:
nnd SeBllmenl bl Ever
riower Shrab, lHUtt)
(llfliTt'lll ktntltf. A Km hA
tlit Known Pc'ciol flirt,
tlci U Clovi, rarstoi,
Mandhercblcl and Tan. It
Is the mo it complelework
til the kind ei-r pub-
CentMnn Btampi Tor
a Bainple copy, iifboour
prltP to acfiiH. Ayenti
wnntcii tvenwhert.
Tinlh Street. FhlUU'l.Pi.
fKcF.ICAH PUS.CO.,t7Horl!i
r-2 S!NGER QAJ
TKIAL,
'nil Net of
nrli inputs.
.V Atlnrli
HAititA v n:i
"S"o.if3. ScaU for
return.
C. HOWE & CO.,
GtULit.,l'lilltt.,I,a.
Apr. S 47W.
PHIUD.II8;0.
Ornml I'rlzp -flo.lal, I'arl.. lltl.
At.1 your Grocer for it. Vm. Drrjilopiicl.Mfr
) Ncrth It'roaStreet, rlUI.ADt'Ll'lIIA, l'A.
June 4 SO ly.
CHAMPION
rOSITIVELT
ratent Safety
Non-I2iploilve
EXTINGUlSIIiat
Wlllnotp
Cleanly.
. tho ffA
HDDHIPFIH5
of
OIL.
Gives a I-ioin
equal In Urilllancy
THE CHCMPION
Is tho Ilest,
Cheapest uud
Safent Lanii,
for Cliurclu'6,
10 di) -L.ana.es, or
XMGai Burners.
Ihlsis the most
1'owerful and
I'orfect
IjIGIIT
ever made
Halls, or
Family Use.
Send for
Illustrated
Circular.
1KOM OIL.
e used on vol
bid Gas or Oil Chai
. J. WEIDEHER.
Hers or brackets.
Increase vour
36 S. 2d St.,
xmiLK-roLD.
1'IIILA.
Solo Owner
of I'tttonU
oct 8 cms,
AGENTS
WANTED
Adams' jPUn- .
PiCKST FV, : .
Stji:&T.t'-'
fSI.VG par rod and ti(.
SPECIAL QUCTATIOMi.
All khdi of Iran Feact!, Giles, rlro t"
t reNCC rT.moii
T ... . I f J. t J ri.ttr.
uax''1wa'I wwi r
- a ii,r tn.i!
fi'i
nu ciC J.irnl
Ircn Work in all styles.
Coal Screens a epscla'.ty.
Iron ladden, Wheels. & Cres'.inj.
Bladimlthlng In all branches. C.llmstts fjrnlihiJ.
EAGLE IRON WORKS,
Cor, Union & Canal
WILKES-BAY fl V TA
mnrcli 12-80-ly.
mm HOOFIMCt GO,
Manufacturers of
CoRitroifEn, CKiurtn Epok, Cuowl'j patent,
1'I.ilN AMI UAI.1UINKU
Iron-Steel Roofing & Siding.
1 heto roonnca wo lay on bolld iheat hlng, on pur
lins on Iron ork, or o er old shlnsrles or slata.
Ve have In our employ tood and expeilenced
roofera whoino will bend out aa instructors to
thou) who may nlsh to lay their own loonng, pur.
chasers po Inu men's lallroad fare and time. e
mate these roolliiKS to tiny deslied Ihlekness nnd
wclKht, Kstlin ilea given and conlracls taken for
rooilnss and tldlnirs. laid and completed. BatU
faction guaranteed on all work doi,u hy us.. Uala
m'ned Iron and steel roonuga made to order at
ahoit notice.
1'ITTSTON IKON HOOFINO CO..
1'lTTSlOK, l'a.
nf'timcoand factor-near Ixhlgh Valley depot,
Dock-bt. Telephone connection. laugdsm'
i fl.Idl rs teres, lot thoa. who writ, to
8UoiCDAOu..l'DrtUDil.Mila0.llt rscelt.
fr, full InrurmtOoa tbout oik hicli
tbectndo ti4 ltt .1 hus,lLl Kill ft
,hdm tram to 0 JA (Mir dlT. SOU. L.VA
rn..l m.r ii In Jr Kliliaf ui . sow M M Clul
ut .WvluUI tut U Uult fultuuu. All U ut.
Kov.vOMiy.
mm
WM
A t it r cf nt w t""'if I nic.ir-tcr county fanners,
tao folio i.iii untei i 1 1 i r.iHtlc. xlz
IpeVrt -nl ini J 1 1 ir J.-'in llnnntt Tjhtm
fitivl ut. J li O 'injr' tn I titfUiii), a titfit or trroutiil
tiara com Hutu l lVrtiwcrtj liayo iMcn for
r , tncft'iii, i- t'. Mh"nt crop luiHKiiotl now
v lien inn expp
kiflilur tilnl tlmt rti.
OURf
jfir i f
nVSPEPSIA
ldnefToui lotdl H diBtrewiinit ooroplaln
THE
BEST TONIC ?
wmcurana oompiietj I are n;nprpia u
Itii formi. llrnrlQurtif llclchluir Tnktlnar
Vooil etc. It enrtoba and parillAa th blood.tM I
tn all
Imu-
ItktT. J T. IlOBBtTKB, th honored rnftor of tho
Vint Refornid (Jhurch. n<iraoro, Md , ya:
ltii thu snrx tiiji. nd alila frm lumlmUiitldn nf fnml
and IndiffPntlon I IaVh rreat tilananrn In rnedtn.
-iiaTiDiruefji)rown'i irno miun lor jjjh.h?pm
mendlna It bfhJ. Aim consider It a epliadid tonia
niji, uifai.ni vj. nun, ii uu(o vi uimon XUIT
01 In ton (Jn . Ind . mtt at " I tionp tnnst rhunrfnl toati.
iioh. JosEPn u. bcit. Judge of Uircnit Uonrt.
tnony to the isfaeacy of Urown'a Iron llittera fci
DjBipslit, and ki r tonic,"
Genuine hat above Trade Alark and rrorwd rfd1in(
on wrapper. 1'itUr no othrr. Madaonlybr
UUOU S CliLillUAt, CO , ilAL'l lilOUt, Jklp
Vnr " .-nrn-out," "rniwlown," cVliilitatod
pciin.)! IcnehoM. nillllnTS,HiiiitresECR.liou'''!
krcpi m, unl oier-woik"! women i:cto vallv,
l)r. I'lcicc's Tavorlto Vrrsjcripllon lftho l-st
ol ulliv.toiTillvotonli. ltiiiiotu"Ciiro-nll,
tuit ndmirnMy fuinila n sliiKlcne&i of mtrixw,
iKlnir n tnoit itint Pino lor nil t how
Chronlo1Vnikneoio3 nnd Disvura peculiar to
women. It ii a lKiwerful, (fenernl its well ns
uterine, tonln nml nervine, nnd Imparls vlrmr
mi. I stremttli to tho whola system. It promptly
cun weakness of Btomncli, Indlffeitlon, lilont
Inir. weak pack, nervous pi partition, delilllty
nnd flcci.lcssncM, In either sex. 1'avor.to l'ro
reilptlnn Ii cold by dminrUM under our jxwf
tlic mil i mi I re. IVo wrapper mound hjjttln.
1'rleo $1.00, or nlv IkiIIIck for SJ5.00.
A larirn In-atWo on Dliensi'S of Women, pro
fusely flliwtruted with colored plntiw nnd nu
mcrmia ooil-ctits,;nt for 10 ecnti In stamps.
Addrcsp, Woiii.ii'R Disi'cssnuv Mtintrii,
Aesociatiok, 1 Main Street, liuitalo, N. .
SICK IIIIADACIIII, llillom Hendacho,
and Cinistlpnlloii, promptly curt ii by
l)r. l'lerco's l'elk'ts. 2V;. u vlul,
by druggists.
. m t
FOR STEEP OR FLATROQgS
CAN 1113 PUT ON 1JY ANY l'KIlSO.V.
TUOUSANn3 OF P.OIXS ROLU ANNUALLY
I'OK liUILDINCiS Ol' fcVEltY
DKbOHIITION.
gc:;d rou sr.w ciuculah, containinq
FISIO'U X.IST AND IlElIlKNCES.
ACE NTS W ANTED.
Eft. EHRET, m. & eoB
BOLE MANUI'ACTUltnKa,
423 Walnut Street, PHILADELPHIA.
B tlt.i'cAs.ims
FACTS vstPREJUDSGE
Prejudice is hard to combat. It cannot be
overcome in a day. More than likely it wasn't
formed hastily. Indeed it may have been
Kradually strengthening its hold for years,
l'orinstance, some folks believe Rheumatism
cannot be cured. Their fathers believed so
before them. So did their grandfathers:
Now, RHEUMATISM CAN BE
CURED, notwithstanding this prejudice,
but the trouble is to make people think so.
The only way we know to meet popular un
belief is to state the PLAIN FACTS, and
then present the POSITIVE PROOFS
that they are facts. It is a fact that the
RUSSIAN RHEUMATISM CURE
not only relieves but banishes Rheumatic
Pain. There is positive proof of it too. It
comes fiom those who have suffered untold
agony with Rheumatism and have been com
pletely cured by this remedy. All who have
tried it have had this experience. Some of
them permit us to print their testimony. It
makes quite a little book, which we send free
to any who are interested enough to ask for it.
A complete Russian Rheumatism Cure,
costs $2,50. If mailed, IOC. additional. If
registered, 10c. more. You'll never need but
one, so the price isn't high. Who wouldn't
give S2.50 to get rid of Rheumatism ?
As yet It cannot be found at the stores, but can be
hid onlv by enclosing the amount as above, and
addressing the American Proprietors,
PFAELZER BROS. & CO.,
819 & 8ii Market St., Philadelphia.
march O'-ly.a
nvalids' Hotel ahoSurgicjl Institute
(563 Afafn Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Staff of 18 Physicians and Surtjeons.
Experienced spcclnllstH forovory
cIunm of IHttenscw treated : ulao,
mined, experienced, and oullgliifr
Kursoi,
I.lKht, well vciitllnicil, olftrnnfly
furnished prlvnio rounm, lor pn
ilcntwt lloiino fiirnUlicil with riovntor,
Nleiim-lienl, Spriikliiir.iilprii, l;lnc.
trie l!ull, und all modern I111
provcnteiiiM. 'J'ablo lvoll Mini'llvd
ullli llio bent of food.
In not a lliiapltiil. but n tiloimaiit
Itoinediiil lloinc. Open day 11 ml
nlglil.
ALL CHRONIC DISEASES,
whetlior rcfjiililnc for Iholr euro
iiedlciil or oiii'Klenl uld, elilllf itlly
trenied.
THIS INSTITUTION Is Hiippllcil
Willi Turltlsli Iliitlm, AmeiUiill
Movement Treatment, nr .Heeliun
lenl illusnniic .lliulilnery, Vllall
zailou nnd Vacuum Treatment
Apparnlux, llio most itpprovcil
llltctrlcnl iriaelilni'H nml ll:tttvr
lex, Inlinlatlon Appnrntns, nml nil
llio most Vllllinblo re 111 eil I ill nppIU
nnee known to liieillcnl si lence.
(Mill, or icinl 10 roniH In xtunnw
for our Inviilldk' Uulile-llooU (ICH
Iiiiecb), wlileli uIvoh all pniticu
nr. AddruNn n above.
YVorlJ's llUpeusar; JIc.lKal Auoclstlon, I'repV.
PATENT
tbtalned and all patent busluesa attended to for
moderate fees.
Our omce la opposlto tho U. 8. Patent omce, and
we can obtain Patents tn leas lltno than those re
mole from Washington.
bend model or drawing. Wo advlso as to pat
entability fiee of charge, and wo mako no charge
unlesa patent la secured.
Wo refer belli, to tho Postmaster, tho Supt. of
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GENERAL SPOflTINQ NOTES.
Covington is looked upon ns tho coming
jockey.
August llelmont hru purchnscd Delilah
from Mr. W. C. Daly.
Tho retirement of Commoiloro Kittson from
tho turf is generally regretted,
Tbo Washington l'nrk club will glvo fM,
COO lu stakes! nnd purses next yenr,
Andro Chrlstol nnd Bam llnthews, tho Cali
fornia wrestlers, havo lioth gono to Australia.
IlufTnlo Hill will exhibit hU "Wild West"'
show at tbo Amcrlrnn exhibition In London
next year.
Hanlan has not gono to England, but will
remain hero nnd row Gaudaur a three-mile
raco for f 2,500 11 sido.
Lucky Baldwin U w tiling to match hli colt
Volnnto, for nny dlstnnco over n lnllo nnd a
quarter, ngnlnst nny horso in America.
Philadelphia is likely to havo a good jockey
club next year, nnd will then coniiicto with
Now York for possession of tho crack rnco
horses.
Murphy, McLnughlln, Hnywanl nnd Gar
rison, tho four leading jockeys of America,
nro nil married nnd mo nil worth money.
They nro nil tenipemnco men. 1
Tho wonderful 2-yenr-old colt Tremont,
which started In thirteen races this season
without meeting with 11 defeat, bos won over
810,000 for bU owners, tho Dwycro.
Tho Dwyer Brothers nro not finishing tho
teason with as strong n btablo ns nt tho open
ing of tho campaign. Duw Droit's sudden
denth loft Ilnnover nbout their only llrstclass
rumicr.
II. M. Johnson has nrrnngeil to glvo a ISO
yards handicap at 1'itUburg during tho last
week in Octolicr. Tho prizes will iio $30, ?40,
$20 nnd $10, with $2 to overy bent winner.
Kntties closo on Oct. 18.
Mnurico Vignnux has written n letter to a
friend in Now York, saying that he intended
coming to this country ngain tho coming win
ter nnd play Schnefer another match for tbo
championship of tho world.
L. E. Myers now intends to start next
month for Sydney, Now rjoutb. Wales, with
tho puriiooo of running n series of races
against T, W. Maloue, formerly an Irlh am
nteur, who is now champion of Australia.
Sportsmen say that wild ducks will fairly
swarm lit tho northwestern states this falL
Largo numbers havo been reared among tho
marches of tho north, tho season having been
so free from storms that very fow eggs or
ducklings wero lost.
Tom Lees, tho heavy-weight champion
boxer of Australia, is coming to this country
to mnko a match with somo of our heavy
weights. Lees is said to bo a good one. Ho
recently defeated Bill Farnum for $1,000 a
sido and tho championship of Australia.
BASEBALL GOSSIP.
Mack, tho now Washington catcher, 13 a
promising young player.
There will bo no southern or eastern leaguo
next season, so It Is said.
Tho Louisvllles havo not won a champion'
ship gamo sinco they camo cast.
It is claimed that the leaguo bos a better
stair of umpires than it ever has had.
Every club in tho league admits that the St.
Louis Maroons nro playing great ball.
Manager Gilford of tbo Syracuse club has
mndo somo strong additions to his team.
Galvin has pitched in seven games against
tho Athletics this season and has n on all of
them.
Maj-s, tho pitcher of tho Metropolitan club.
is probably tho lowest salaried pitcher in tho
association.
Barr, lately of tho Washington club, baa
mado brilliant records sinco joining the
itocnestercluti.
Tho Chicago club was very fortunato la
getting two such clover young players as
Ityau ami i'lynn.
Handiboo, tho young pitcher of tho l'itts-
irargclub, will not pitch ngain this season,
ins arm having given out.
Tho St. Louis Maroons liavo threo regular
batteries. Thej-aro as follows: Kirbyand
Myers, Honly and Greaves, and Boylonnd
Mnppls.
Tho Detroit club has paid Manning's salary
sinco ho vvns injured nt tho Polo grounds
on Decoration day. They believe ho is worth
keeping.
Tho way tho now pitchers of tho Washing
ton club O'Day and Gllmore start oil gives
promise that they will provo a big addition
to tho club.
Umpire WykofT has resumed bis duties ns
nn Eastern lenguo umpire, utter a long nb-K-nco
through sickness. Umpiro Brady has
been released.
Minw, tho Washington pitcher, is called
'Tho Flea," on account of hopping nnd sklv
ping nil over his little, squaro plantation nnd
nil but throwing himself out of joint when be
pitches,
A very remarkable thing occurs In tho field
ing averages of tho Cincinnati club. Iteilly
ranks eighth among tho first basemen, ICcenan
ranks eighth nmong catehers,Cnriicnter eighth
among the third basemen, and Fennelly eighth
among tho short stops.
Tho salaries of goal pitchers aro likely to
toko another upw ard turn next season. Good
pitchers nro in great demand, nnd tho clulis
seem willing to pay almost any prlco to get
them. They aro thu main point in a team,
and, no matter how strong a trout n club pre
sents in the Held, they cannot pluy a winning
gnmo without tho pitcher to help them out
New York Sun.
STORIES ABOUT DOGS.
When a dog owned by a Wbito Pine, Nov.,
stock raiser finds a calf or nny other thing in
tho cnttlo line unbranded he drives it in the
corral, then takes tho branding Iron to its
master.
A small boy in Bangor, Mo,, thought it
would bo fun to tio pajior nnd straw to bis
dog's tall and set them afire, Tho dog ran
Into tho lioy's father's barn, which, with an
adjoining bouse, was burned to tho ground.
Loss, $1,000.
A little Skye terrier in Pittsburg followed
a big Newfoundland dog, bni king and snap
ping nt his heels. Tho big dog looked at tbo
littlo fellow for n moment, and, ns this did
not stop his barking, ho grabbed him, shook
him, nnd walking to tho gutter, dropped him
there. Tho littlo dog's back was broken in
two or threo places.
There Is a wise dog in Morden, Manitoba.
Ho slipped bis collar tho other day, and when
his master called ho refused to come, evi
dently fearing punishment; butiu tho night
ho returned, managed to get tho collar over
his bead, and in tho morning was found
chained to his kennel, wagging ills tail in con
scious virtue.
James Lyon, of Elmira, N, Y., desired a
photograph of his lino St. Bernard dog.
When tho dog saw tho camera pointed ho
bolted out of tho door. Ho was coaxed back
nnd posed ngaui. Again ho took alarm,
jumped out of a window, fell on un awning,
broko through, fell on two young men,
smashed a hat flat, and terribly scared a
email coloml bootblack.
One of twinty u more letters received by
tho geological survey nt nshUigten, o2e:
ing ndvlco in regard to earthipiakes, suggests
that bolus bo bored through tho earth's crust
to givo tho destructive go-sew an outlet.
When you hear a man talking against his
county now tpnper, says Tbo ripringplace iGu.)
Times, you may just put it down that bo
owes id out two yeurs' subscription and is
mail bocauso tho editor vvanU thu money,
Au English physician says that men
shouldn't crop their hair short. Hair, lu
says, is n conductor of electricity to iho brain,
and if tho biniu falls to get electricity It will
eoou soften. This is bud nows for buldhcudod
men.
An 8-yoar-old girl, ono of a plcnlo imrty
on a little steamboat on Spirit lake, Iowa,
fell into tho water, Hcrliert Sclierfoy, of
Burlington, n lad of IT, jumped iu utter her,
held her up until a boat cimo to her rescue,
nml as she was taken out of the wuter sank
kick exhausted into tho lako and was
drowned.
Thoy tell iu Bratth-boro, Vt., of a clergy
man who refused to tako moat of his butcher
Iwcnuso it hail Ut-ji killed on Sunday. A few
days later tho preacher told tlw butcher that
ho wuntod some meat. " I haven't any to suit
you," said that conscientious man. "I havo
stopped receiving money that Is earned ou
Buuday'
1886.
PERSONAL.
Ilonry Ward Beecher will sail for homo on
Oct. Kl.
Ex-Attorney Ocnernl Brewster has returned
from Europe
Tho czar of Russia has nn abnormal four of
hydrophobia.
M. Chcvrcul went to tho tboatro on his
100th birthday.
Lieut. Orooliy says ho misses tho good old
north Kilo draughts.
Henry Irving has sent $300 to tho Charles
ton relief committee.
Secretary Bayitnl will spend a part of
October at Saratoga.
A. IU Spolford, tho librarian of congress,
has sailed for Europe.
Oen. Mllos, tho Indian lighter, Is tak'ng a
holiday in Now York.
Millionaire Walters, of Baltimore, has just
paid $2,300 for nn" orchid.
Charles A. Dana's salary ns editor of Tho
New York Sun Is $13,001).
Oamlietta's lody Is to bo removed from
Nlco to tho Pantheon in Paris.
Gen. Hnzm Is on tho way from San Fran
cisco to tho Isthmus of Darlen.
It took fiOjOiW coMlers to protect Iho czar of
Iluisla on lils journey to Poland.
.lohn Bright Is fishing for salmon in Scot
land. Ho is an enthusiastlo sportsman.
The king of Portugal's mnrrlnio has finally
lieeu settled with tho Princess Henrietta.
It Is now announced that Henry Wntterton
will not reach homo boforo tho 1st of Novem
ber. Dr. Marcus Whitman, tho Oregon pioneer
nnd martyr, is to havo a monument at Port
land. Bismarck, nccordlngto 11 personal friend,
never knows ono day what ho will do thu
next,
'Extra Billy" Smith, twlco governor of
Virginia, although 00 years old, is halo and
hearty.
Tho president's now country placo, ouUlda
of Washington, will not bo occupied until
next spring.
Mr. Evarts descrlbos tho stato dinners under
tho Hayus reglmo by saying "water flowed
liko champagne."
Au enemy, doubtless, snys that Chief Jus
tice Carttor stutters so badly that bo spells bli
name with two t's.
George Gould Is "going to wait till tho
newspapers forget all about It" beforo stort
ing on bis wedding trip.
Sir Charles Dllko has got back to London.
Ho will become proprietor nnd editor of a
London daily newspaper.
Henry Irving snys that bo Iia3 never been
better treated than ho was while Ut the
United States this summer.
Roscoo Coukliug is said to havo agreod to
lecture in tho big cities this coming winter,
but his themo is not named.
Postmaster Oeneral Vilas says that Presi
dent Cleveland has mado up his mind to go
west on a long tour this fall.
It Is proposed in Portland, Ore., to erect a
monument iu memory of Dr. Mnrcus Whit
man, tho pioneer and martyr.
Tbo Rothschilds and tho Barings hao given
$2,500 each to tho London fund for tho bene
fit of tho Charleston sufferers.
The Gen. Burnsido ostato nt Bristol, R. I.,
has liecn purchased by a Mr. Howo, who in
tends to erect 11 summer hotel there.
Stephen W. Dorsoy announces through a
friend that he is rapidly making money in
New Mexico and will not go back to political
life again.
At tho Hotel do Vllle banquet In honor of
his 100th birthday, Professor Chevreul drank
a fow droi of champagne., the first that he
had over tasted.
Prince Bismarck is credited with tho state
ment that a littlo blood letting by Russia
just now would bo conducive to tho general
health of Europe.
Henry Ward Beecher, during his recent
visit to Wales, discovered that Mary Roberts,
who left Llanddowi Brefi for Americain 1720,
was hts great-grandmother.
Edwin Booth ha3 turned over a new loaf,
The Boston Home Journal says, and has be
come a charming und delightful man, whom
It Is a great pleasure to meet socially.
Baron Rothschild rale by special train
from Glasgow to London at sixty miles un
hour when ho beard of his mother's alarming
ilbies.) in Paris. In Loudon ho learned of her
death.
Professor Gnelst is a curiosity among Ger
man professors, whoso habits aro usually
migratory. Ho has taught for forty-seven
yeurs without interruption in tho University
of Berlin.
John C. Eno seats his guests, at bis resi
dence near Quebec, on satin-cushioned ham
mocks, while his wife drifts about clothed in
a dainty morning wrapper of foulard silk,
nnd yet ho is not happy.
Charles Monckey, Inventor of tho Monckcy
wrench (wrongly called monkey wrench), is
living iu iwverty in Brooklyn. He sold the
patent for $2,000, and now millions ore made
annually out of tho invention.
Far famed Editor Cutting Is neatly desti
tute, bis half interest in tho Mexican paper,
El Centlmi, w hicli bo owned in Paso del
Norte, having lieen nbsoi bed by tho expense
of his imprisonment nnd triaL
Oerouimo Is described by a correspondent
of Tho San Francisco Chronicle, who has
freqently been In his company, as a young
brave, under SO, of handsome figure nnd fine
bearing. Ho plays a good gamo of poker, too.
It is related that two years ago Mrs.
Florence Induced her husband, the actor, to
swear oil on all intoxicating drinks. She
thought Billy was all right until they went to
a circus this summer, and an elephant put the
end of his trunk In tho actor's pocket and
pulled out a tint bottlo half full of rye whiskey.
It is told of Col. Ethan Allen, of Lisbon,
Conn., that onco, going Into tho dining room
of 11 New York hotel, be walked to tho head
of a table and took a chair that was turned
up there. A waiter hurried up and sold that
the sent was engaged. "To whom!" asked the
colonel. "To a gentleman," fald tho waiter.
"He's come," said the colonel, and he ate his
dinner undisturbed.
Threw Kails.
Tl,e game Is watched with closest care,
No danger him appals.
The umpire, keeps account of "strikes,"
And iko he cries "Three balls I"
lie shhers past ma on the street
This man of "strikes," and calls.
"Thine overcoat I" I hasto to ask.
lie only cries "Three ballsl"
DulTalo Express.
Didn't Mnnt Illm to Strain Ills Mind.
Young Woman Mr. Algernon, can you
tell me tho namo of that Bulgarian prince
who has lately had so much trouble!
Dudo Er let me think.
Young Woman Oh, prny, don't let mo put
you to so much trouble. Tid Bits.
Very Decided
I always was a bit In doubt
About Miss May's complexion, yet
I could not say If sho wero blondo
Or If she w ere a dark brunette.
But hen oue evening I proposed
To loiely but capricious May,
I found her a decided blonde,
And her decision was "Kay, nay,"
itambler.
Ail Ifuails Lead to ltuam.
Sadly sings a hopeful poeti "A thousand
6ongs aro in my head. A thousand hi my
heart, Where will they lw when I am dead.
And wo nro far apart!" In the waste Imskct,
Doe, within tho sad and gloomy portal of tho
over yawning w, b. Bunlette,
Aiiliuutetl Sweetness,
lie held ultuln Ills arms
A picture of completeness
A hundred and twelve pounds
Of animated sweetness.
He gazed for just a moment
On the features of thu miss,
Tbeu on her lips lie planted
A No. 11 kiss.
Dansvillo Erwro,
Not Tlmt Kind or u Wultor.
"Take my card to Miss Bmawklns. I will
v, nit hero."
"Tho missus has gono out,"
"Very wu!l, I will wait."
"I'll send dow 11 her father, sir,"
"On second thought I won't wait." Pbllt
delphia Call.
THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XX.NO 42
UOLUMIIIA DEMOOKAT, V0L.L, NO 85
ABOUT WOMEN.
Mm. Lnngtry will Im with us again nbout the
end of tho month.
Mlsn Mary Anderson will spend tho nutumn
6cason traveling In Ireland.
Mrs. Mnekay Is going to celebrate her Lon
don triumphs by a tour In Switzerland.
Tho wifo of Sir William Vernon Harcourt
Is n daughter of Motley, tho eminent histo
rian. Tho wlfo of President Diaz, of Mexico, Is
not yet 20 J cars old, sho is n devout ltoman
Catholic.
Mrs. Jamon Brown Potter says that tho
Princess of Wales is the loveliest woman sho
ever met.
Mrs. Glailstono is a woman of inflnlto re
source. It Is said sho darns her husband's
stockings.
Koto Field says sho always taken ft "state
room" on railroad trains when traveling, so
sho can "lock out snores."
Gcorgo 'Wnshlngton Chllds rays that tho
two ablest writers on his lnper, Tho Philadel
phia Ledger, aro women.
Pntti's Imslinnd vt 111 ncconipany her during
her next American tour, but only as a com
panion. Ho will not slug.
Tho Prussian minister of education has de
cided against tbo admission of women Into
tbo universities ns Btudentfi.
Mrs. Cleveland looks n jierson straight In
tho eyes beforo sho offers her hand, nnd then
shakes ns though sho meant It,
Tho ladles of San Diego, Cab, nro said to
enjoy themselves immensely by smoking
clgartttes whilo they bntho In tho bay.
Ono of the brightest weekly newspapers of
Washington, Tho News, Is edited and pub
lished by a woman Miss Alice H. Nenle.
Mrs. Adcllno Itoblnson, of Knox, Mo., who
is 77 years old, recently, with tho nld of her
daughter, went down her well and cleaned it
out.
Tho namo of Elk Mound, Wis,, has lioen
changed to Amy, In honor of Miss Amy lvel-
logg, president of tbo Womon's Christian
Temiwranco union.
Mrs. Mary II. Villain, of Lako Bluff, Dls.,
the newest revivalist in the west, is holding
meetings In Jersoyvllle, speaking in tho
streets nnd in tho churches.
Tho Misses Beard, four sisters, run a farm
In Hoy county, Indiana, luoymnnago every
thing on tho place, and havo ono of tho beat
herds of Jerseys In tho state.
Etelka Gcrstcr, having recovered from a
somewhat nlarming illness, recently nppoared
at a benefit concert in Pads, and sang with
all her old brlllianco nnd power.
Harriet Goodw in, a nlcco of tho Into Maj.
Gen. "Stonewall" Jackson, of Virginia, is ono
of tho leading and most elllcient members of
tho Shaker society at Alfred, Mo.
Sarah Bernhardt does not spare the re
porters. Sho says: "Those fellows stato that
1 am as thin as a whipping jiost, yet there are
thousands of them waxing corpulent on tho
fat of my lionesl" ,
Mine, do Lcsseps takes her morning ablu
tion in a bath room which cost 40.000 francs.
Tho exposed faucets and pipes ore all gold
plated, nnd tho decorations of tho room ore
tho w ork of tho best artists in r ranee.
Queen Margaret of Italy, if Figaro tells
truly, dresses at Worth's, paints exquisite
aquarelles, dances liko a sylph and plays tho
piano liko mi angel. Her rooms aro treasures
of raro porcelain, gems and pictures.
Ouida says that she dreads "tho day which
shall seo this further development of that
crude and restless character of tho Nineteenth
century, which with sublimo self-content
ment and self -conceit, it lias presumed to call
Progress."
Mine. Vialard, upon whom tho French mili
tary modal has been bestowed for distin
guished services upon the field of battlo, is a
widow years old, ana uas boen lor thirty-
five years the enntiuiero of tho Ono Hundred
and 1 hlrty-llrst regiment.
Mrs. Laura C. Holloway denies tho report
that sho is to bo nssociato editor of Literary
Life with Miss Cleveland. She is too busy as
an author Ui wish to becoino an editor again.
She is finishing tho second volumo of her
book, "Ladies of tho White House," which
ha.s lieun entirely rewritten nnd brought down
to data
STAGE TALK.
Now York ha3 twenty-six first-class thea
tres.
Tho ponson promises well for American
pl.iymakirs.
Jauisli will nrrivo in America about Oct. 1.
Sho brings two new plays.
Mi Louiso Pomeroy has written a new
piny which sho will produoo this season.
"Jim, tho Pimnan," which was so success
ful in Chicago, foiled in ban I'rnncisco.
Mai.'. Minnie Hauk has nmg lending pnrts
inovir forty operas anil in threo different
languages.
";ilxeil Pickles," preserved from last sea
son, will bo reoiienod by Mr. Polk in tho lead
ing eiv.es tills winter.
Mi's. I.angtry'u costumes that sho w 111 bring
to ton country were mado nfter drawings fur
nished by "llio Lily" herself.
It Is btnted that "every oiera produced by
Col. McC'uull that tho first night critics havo
condemned has proved a success."
Mine. Bernhardt will play but fourteen
weeks in this country, presenting "Fedora,"
"Adrienne," "Frou Frou," "Camlllo" and "Lo
Sphinx."
It is stated that Miss Fortescuo required a
guarantee of 2,000 to bo placed to her credit
at her banker's before sho would consent to
lcavo the land of ber birth.
Nym Crinkle says of Fredericko Wardo
that ho "belongs to tho second growth of
tragedians who, when they cannot imltato
Forrest, take to imitating John McCullough."
Mile. Uhca produced "The Widow," a com
edy wi itten for ber by Meilhao and Ilalev v.
in Halifax with so much success that it will
bo mado a prominent feature of her repertory
uuruig tno present season.
ABOUT CHINAMEN.
A San Francisco Chinaman recently stole
one dozen or brooms ana tno next day sold
them to llielr rightful owner.
Tho government of Peru has decreed that
Chinese residents of that country may enjoy
mo same rignu ana privileges as other colon-
IsU
A Chinaman has been earning her majes
ty's mall In British Columbia. He bore his
charge at the end of a long 110I0, tho weight
being balanced by a big stono tied at tbo
other end.
Bob Ingersoll says he has three objections
10 me i.mnamau: first, ne is clean; second,
bo is honest, anil, third, lio Is industrious.
"And this," ho adils, "Is enough to kucp any
man away irom mis country."
A Chinaman, in tho Now Westminster.
Canada, jail, under sentence of death, was
very angry wuen told that ho was reprieved
for a month. Ho said that after death his
soul would inhabit tbo body of a bird, and he
was anxious for tho transmigration to take
place, that lis might peck outtheoyesof thosa
wua naa uMiueu against mm.
t novel conflict took, place ono nay-tntt
week, near St. Ann's, B, C, between a calf
and a grow 11 bull. During tho battlo tho
young bovine was caught betwwn the horns
of its opponent, nnd, says the local chronicler.
'tho conqueror marched off In triumph with
his consanguineous nnd bellowing crown."
The calf was extricated only by cutting off a
mini of tho other animal bonis.
A largo tioo got instdo of a tolKnlmno nt a
placo called Moss Bay recently, and kept un
....... ,.tt. v.. iu ug u uuiuuiuro muuuer
itorm all nlong tho circuit until a lineman
discovered him between the sounding board
tuiu inieronuuna.
The DIHcultlu of Musical Composition.
a. curiam ecoenmo composer mot a
friend who askod it he had recently been
making any more muslo. "VeU,"rcplled
the composer, "composition is a serious af
fair. It you have a good idea you can't
find the paper to write it down; It you do
write it, you won't find a publishorjlf you
do find oue, ho won't praiso you) It your
music eventually is published, nobody
will buy it; If Bombody does buy it, ho
wou't know haw to pluy It; and he does
ptay , ne won t lino it,"
At llammonton, N. J., there Is an Inen.
bating establishment at which 6.000 osei
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will w u wiwimij uatoueq ut one lime.
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Y'early irtrertlsements payable i quarterly. Trjn
Blent advertisements must bo paid for beforo .n
sorted except where parlies havo accounts.
Legal advertisements two dollars per 'Inch lot
thrco insertions, nnd at that rate for additional
insertions without reierenco to length.
Kxocutorts Administrator's, and Auditor's no
tlces three dollars.
Transient or I-ocal notices, ten cents a line, rcg
ular advertisements half rates.
Cardi In tho "Iluslness Directory" column, on
dollar a year for each line.
LIGHT AND AIRY.
Meeting nn lltnergency.
"Youiurmnii."saldacrlm vta-iired passen
ger solemnly, "wo rend In tho Book of books
that somo dny this world will Ik destroj ed by
fire. What would you do In tho event of such
an awful cmergencyf'
"What would I ilol" repeated tno young
man calmly. "I would turn tho bosoon,of
course. I belong to tho lire department.'
Now York Sun.
"i:ngllsli ns Sim It Simlie."
To wall out upon the broad ocean
A sweet littlo maid took a noecan,
llutnheuthe jachtroHcd .
Bho exclaimed! "I'd glie goUcd
To ret rid of this horrible mocean."
-Life.
A girl In n moment of plquo
Gate her loier n slap on the chlquc;
Not n w ord did lie say,
But bo left ber that dny,
And didn't go back fur n wlque.
Huston Courier.
A Bum In Cancellation,
Tailor Can you tmy mo tbo il 0 thalcrs
you owe me!
Student Iio, not to-ilny.
Tailor But I must havo tho money to pay
my landlord. I owo him llvo thalcrs.
StU'lent 1 lints all right, lou owo him
llvo thalcrs nnd I owo you llvo thalers. That
just makes us oven till 111 ound. From tho
German.
Mind nnd Matter.
The foreman's weary and wi lulled faco
ears a look that is sad and solemn.
When he looks nt blx ads that hu has to place
tiquare up nt tno top or one column.
Merchant Traveler.
Chill Music.
She was a crank on tho subject of music
A gentleman knocked nt her door and asked:
"Does Mr. Smith llvo here!" "No, sir, his
room is an octavo higher in tho next flat,"
sho replied, in a pianissimo nndauto tono of
voico. Texas Sittings.
Sweet September.
From ocean's shore, from rural grovo
Our friends are coming back to town,
But lietter far tlinn this, hy Jove I
The price of lee Is coming down.
II iston Courier.
An Annojliig lllttmlcr.
Wife Why, aren't you going to wear your
dress suit, my dear?
llusliand Not much. Tho last time I woro
my dress suit nt a party n young woman or
dered mo to bring her n cup of coffee, nnd bo
quick about it. Isew ork Sun.
Alnnr, A I.01111, Ale Own.
When out of cash and lacking friends,
Oh, what n woeful pity '
To bo a stranger knowing none
Alone la a great city!
But w hat a joyful thing It Is,
And how It makes him gritty
To meet somo man who favors with
A loan, In a great city!
TI3 then ho casts all care aside ;
Yes, even grow eth witty.
By shouting: "At some bar now I'll
Alo own In a great city 1"
Jeff Joslyn, In Qoodall's Sun.
Another Shot lit the Nuy.
Undo Sam Havo you accepted nny plan.1
for ships yet!
becrotnry of the Navv- es, got them
cheap, too, rare bargain I can tell you.
"Economy Is a good thing, n hat mado
them so cheap!"
"icll, you seo, all tbo other countries had
rejected them." Omaha World.
A Typographical Jlrror.
Ho w as n traveling printer, nnd lielnc out
of employment he hired himself out to a far
mer. Ono day tho farmer said :
"I want you to set that ben."
"How do you want mo to set her solid!"
Texas Sittings.
The Chestnut Hells.
Hear thu noisy chestnut liells
Kkkel liellsl
What a world of merry chat their Idloclty dispels!
At the table, on the street,
Where'er wo chance to meet,
How they fill oursouls with tcrrot
With their lieating,
Lest we fall iuto the error
Of repeating,
And ono ami all keep mum,
Badly dumb,
For fear that somo cheap "bumb"
Will ring us down. Boston Dally Clolie.
In n Horse Cur.
Dudo Aw, pnw-don me, miss, but that was
a quartah you dwopped In thobwox.
loung liiay, graciously Oh. was it!
Well, I guess they'll let you rido :ornqunrtcr.
Dudo sucks bis canoaud tries to think.
Philadelphia Call.
BASEBALL GOSSIP.
Henry Boylo Is ngain doing fine work for
tho Maroons.
Dunlap Is playing letter with tho Detrolts
than bo did in St. Imis.
Haukluson, of tho Mets. leads tha associa
tion third basemen iu fielding.
Tho Louisville team lost twelvo games
straight on their recent eastern trip.
Bishop, tho new- pitcher of tho PitUburg
club, bids fair to lieconio a great player.
Smith, of tho Detroit club, has lieen sus-
pcndisl for tho rest of tho season w ithout pny.
Ono or two more changes w ill lw made in
the Metropolitan team beforo it opens tho
next season.
Louisvlllo considered Knoull too poor a
player to sign with tho team. New Yorks
have engaged him.
Those iu liosition to know say that it is very
doubtful as to tho Kansas City dub being iu
mo leaguo next season.
John Kelly, tho umpire, is spoken of as tho
successor of Manager Hart, of tho Louisvlllo
club, lu caso tho latter is released.
Tho Athletics and Phillies havo nrranceil
to play a series of llvo games some tlmo next
month. It will bo u difficult matter to pick
the winner.
It is understood that tho Now Yorks will
have a duplicate team noxt year from w hicli
to uraw m caso 01 sickness or Injury to tbo
regular mem
It is estimated that tho Now York club bv
Its recent western failure will losof rom $15,000
to $20,000, owing to tho falling off ill attend
ance in theso last twenty-ouo games.
Should any attempt lio mado to orgnnlzo
an Independent association the chances aro
that it would fall. Iu tho first place, tho
older organizations havo the money, and ball
piayers, wnetner young or old, will go where
they get tbo most money. It is just possible
that tho clubs would not bo ns well off as at
present. New York Sun.
NOTES ON THE TURF.
4
Boeing commences at Memphis on Oct. 20.
Tho Dwyers havo several nromlslnir von,.
lings.
Tho Baltimore meeting is on Oct. 10. 20. 21.
23 and 23.
Tho Banl Is tho favorito for tho English
Cesarewitch.
Tho Lexington meeting liecins on Oct 1ft
and lasts four days.
Lucky Baldwin's winnings for tho season
will foot up $73,000.
J. I. Ca.su offers $1,000 to any one who can
provo Phallas unsound.
Itnclng begins nt Washington, D. C, on
Oct 20 uud oxtenils to tho 20th.
Tho earnings of tho Dwyer Brothers will
come very close to $200,000 for thu season.
Dawn, by Nutwood, dam Countess, by
Hybdyk's Hambletoulan, fi years old, trotted
iu 2il9f a second heat at tbo l'etuluma
(Cat) fair.
Mr, B. A. naggln lias mora money Invested
In raco horses than any other American. Ho
believes there is a great future for tho turf in
tliU country,
Tho turf event of tho year in England will
bo tho bweeiistakes lace, 1,000 each, between
Ormonde, Bondlgo, Melton and Tho Bard, to
bo run ut Newmarket ou Oct. 20.
Mamlo Wood, a 2-year-old Ally, by Wood'a
Hambletoulan mid owned by T. 8. Flood
recently trotted n mllo In 2:27', at tho breo.1
ers' meetmg at HwhenUT. This is tho host
2-ywr-o!drecoil over mado ouulilo Cf Cali