THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCBAT. BLOOMSBUIIG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
iAlV' PERSONAL.
Cyi tu W, VkU l on his way to AUuka.
Alexninler it. I.-mton la now mentioned for
the lliissinti mission.
Mr, QlniMoneitovii not Intend to return to
parliament thli khIoii,
lord HnlMmry 1, iwM to bo tlio worst
drwsod limn In London.
Kmperor William ' 00th birthday annlrcr
tary tntU on March &1 of next year.
-'rofessor Wlniiccko, of Btraslmrg, tho dis
coverer of nine lumcU, has gono mad.
Henry Wanl llceehcr, says The. London
Olobc, lion turned out to be n Welilinmn.
Mr. WliUtler, tho Iondon artist, has com'
plcted n llfo tiro Krtrnlt of Adonis Dlxey.
Senator Udmunds makes It n ndo never to
toko u drink In the imnonco of young men.
Dr. Ilohnes hoiwl to jiass his 77th birthday
anniversary at his home, but ho missed It by
eno day.
The czar has iroscntod the sultan of Turkey
with a set of blue fox furs. They aro valued
et t&'i.Ooa
Edward KI113, writing from l'arls, declares
that "Oen. lloulnngcr Is, up to date, dis
tinctly ahead of his enemies.''
John Ilussell Young's Illness Is said to bo
Increasing. James IV. Young, his brother, Is
on his way to Paris vo join him.
When tho lYiuca of Wales attended tho
theatre at llomburg, during Ids recent visit,
tho price, of seats near his was doubled.
On his return to this country Henry VlUard
will, it is said, represent a syndicate of Oer
mnn capitalist in their American Invest
ments. An Irishman at Bhclllcld has placed above
Lord Frederick Cavendish's grove a silver
tablet inscribed, "Born to Albion, sacrificed
to Erin."
Justice Field, of tho United States supremo
court, has gone to TenerlfTo and proposes to
make tho ascent of tho famous peak from
Oratora.
Tho greatest achievement of tho llov, Sam
Jones has been tho reclamation of n man who
traveled with a show torsi- years and played
a calliope.
Chief Justice Walt, who recently iald n
visit to tho Chlneso quarters In San Fran
cisco, says the restriction act was not passed
any too'sooa
The Hon of Parisian society at present U
Princo Karomoko, third son of King Samory,
of Senegal. Ha is 17 years old, and Is the
third of sixty-thrco sons.
M. Orevy "makes himself out much younger
than he really Is," jsays Figaro. "He was
born April 13, 1807, and not Aug. 15, 1813.
Ho is, therefore, 70 years of age,"
Justice Stanley Matthews has decided to
hasten his return to this country, owing to
tho Injury recently received by his daughter
whilo driving with Senator Evarts.
Dr. Holub and all his followers, although
prostrated by fever, ore still persorvcrlng In
their attempt to travel from end te end and
through tho heart of tho African continent.
When Friiice Bismarck recently saw a new
repeating riflo put to use ho smiled and saidi
" is getting worse for tho cavalry every
year. Still," ho added, "It takes a. good deal
of lead to kill a man."
Governor Wetmoro, of llhode Island, has
one room In his beautiful house In Provi
dence, furnished and ornamental In the old
colonial style. It is not for comfort, but just
to look at and regretfully sigh over.
Tho popo Is said to bo an abstemious liver.
Generally for dinner ho eats light soup, port
of a fowl, sometimes roast meat, n fish and a
II ttlo boiled vegetable. A oouj lo of glasses of
Peruglau wlno are added.
Krench Ilopubllcon newspapers are sneer
ing at the Comto do Paris becaiiso since he
wasdrlvon Into exilo ho has canceled his
promise of a contribution of $1,000 toward
. repairing the church ot Eu.
VARIOUS PARAGRAPHS.
Paris Is about to havo another baby show.
It is said that 3,000 to 4,000 horses are killed
in Spain yearly in bull fighting.
Castle Garden oillcers say that the Mormon
immigration has fallen off to 1,200 or 1,500 a
year.
The St. Petersburg public library offers its
visitors a unique privilege in the form of a
room set apart for smokers.
A Kentucky court has rendered the im
portant decision that a man's sweetheart must
return his prewnts It she doesn't marry him.
Farmer Taft, of Uxbridge, Mass., has a
pair of steers which ho drives to harness, and
which have trotted, with four in the carriage,
four miles in half an hour.
It Is estimated that tho aggregate weight ot
tho diamonds taken from the South African
fields up to tho present time is six and one
half tons, of tho total value of $300,000,000.
Lovers of Imported fancy cheeses will find
food for thought in the statement that nearly
ono-half of tho oleomargarine exported from
this country returns again as foreign cheese.
Tho number of telegrams sent annually
over tho English telegraph lines has increased
from 0,000,000 in 1870 to 34,000,000 in 1S85
r pretty good showing for government con
trol. All tho pooplo now living in the world, say
1,400,000,000, could find standing room within
tho limits of a Held ten miles squaro. In a
field twenty miles square they could all tw
comfortably seated.
In England tho population doubles In 50
years; in tho United States, Canada and Aus
tralia in 25 years; In Germany in 105 years,
in France and In countries using tho French
language, 140 years.
In Switzerland there are 307,373 colonies of
bees kept Thew figures wore obtained by
tin census which was taken April 21, 18SU,
Tut number varies In different cantons from
500 to 40,000 colonic.
Six thousand and thirty-six of Dublin's In
habitants aro in tho workhouoe, 4,281 receive
outdoor relief, VtfiS3 are without visible
means ot support. Th-t is, there are about
0,000 paupers in a city 01 9.50,000 souls.
ABOUT EARTHQUAr.F.3,
Earthquakes increase In number Vnvard
tho middle and end of a century.
Since tho creation of the world 14,000,000
people havo been killed by earthquakes.
One reason why Charleston suffered so
severely from tho earthquake Is bccaiiMi it ii
on a low sandy solL
There Is an earthquake every day In the
year somewhere, although it may bo so
slight as to be hardly noticeable.
Ono hundred earthquakes were recorded
last year, and during somo recent years (XXI
were recorded. In IssO, 1,200 shocks occurred
hi Jupan.
Seismic troubles aro often correctly pre
dicted days uhead by that delicate instrument,
tho seismometer. The trouble is to tell just
where tho shocks will take place.
It was only tho low-lying portion of Lis
bon which was destroyed in 1755. In San
Francisco tho buildings on the "mado'lauds"
noar the bay suiter more from earthquakes
thanthoso on tho hill jiortlon of tho city,
A most astouUhing phenomenon ot the
Javaneso earthquake was tho splitting of the
Papaudayang mountain. In a flash of time
it was split into seven mrU. Where tho lone
mountain hall stood loomed up suven jieak-,
cuch bomo 7,0l) feet high.
Earthquakes do not result from volcanoes.
Frequently voleunoes ore formed by earth
quakes. Tho greatest number of volcaniu
eruptions uro In the suuuuer, while the great
est number of earthquakes occur In tho In
ter, Tho tvt o aro simply the different effects
of a common causa.
Greece, Italy, Egypt, Asia Minor and North
Africa lielong tooneof tho three great earth
quake ureas, ot tho globa. The other two aro
(1) tho Andes, western coast of North
America, Kumschatku, Japan ami New Zea
land ; (2) Arabia and India, from the equator
to twenty degrees north latitude,
Tho Pacific tlopo has long cnjoyul an un
detlrable prc-omlneuco 11s tho distinctively
earthquake region of the United States, yet,
according to the records kept at Washington,
there were 1 17 eurthquukes on tho Atlantic
coast from 1872 to 188.1 and only 151 during
tlio Mime tlmo 011 tho l'ocitlo coast.
Sir John F. W, Hcrscbel, in a lecture on
earthquakes published about ten years ago,
falls attention to tho enormous quantities of
matter that aro carried to the ocean by
liven, or ars washed from the coast, and
says that In order to counteract this earth
quakes are constantly occurring iu soma lo
cality, Tho key to tho whole affair li to be
found In tho central heat of the earth.
Tho Into Commander Mori Isou, royal navy,
in 1831, published tho following observations
on caithquakes; "Earthquakes generally fol
low clue on tho heels of eclipses. At the
period of tho caithquako many otjiccU will
bo found between tho planets In tho heavens.''
In tho present Iiutame an nclipsa of tho sun
occurred on Aug. 20. Jupiter and Uruiim
were in conjunct! n vtith the moon on Aug.
31. On the tame day there were Important
uiccU between tho tuu uid Jupiter and l
fwiv,i iUiu and Uranuv Boston Advertiser,
ABOUT WOMEN.
Mrs. France Hodgson Burnett has Almost
fully regained her honlth.
Ida Lowli, tho fninotti American Grace
Darling, is now past middlo age, but ever in
teresting. Miss Clara Itarton, head of tho Order of
tho Ked Cross, is broken down In health by
overwork.
Miss Mary A. Hoc, slitcr of Mr. E. P. Hoe,
will shortly publish her third novel, "Left In
tho Wilderness."
Bo ninny of the servant girls and laun
dresses near diamonds now at Saratoga that
these Jewels ore at a discount
Mme. Pattl will conio to America in No
y cmlier, and will go as far south as Moxlco,
and perhaps to South America.
Ono of Mrs. A, T, Btowart's unique onia
monts at Saratoga is n card com with a small
watch in the center of the outside.
Mmo. Pattl has received a warm letter c
congratulation upon her marrlago from
Queen Mario Christina, of Spain.
Miss Farrar, a London spinster, recently
left $100,000 to lw applied In grouting lien
stons to nged widows and spinsters.
Of tho 100 jiemons who visit tho condemned
Anarchists In their cells nt Chicago every
day over ono-half aro said to bo ladlex.
Miss Mary N, Murf rco Is now busily en
gaged In reading tho proofs ot her novel,
which will bo published in a few mouths.
Lady IlrasBoy, who is almost as well known
through her litorary productions as her hus
band, Is coming to mako a visit in this
country.
American ladles are now so popular In
London that any party without its American
lady Is pronounced humdrum nnd stupid In
tho extreme,
Littlo Mildred Howells, the 11-ycar-old
ihiughter of tho novelist, Is an artist. All
tho illustrations In "A Little Girl Among the
Old Masters" aro hers.
A rosy-cheeked 'maiden of 15, Miss Minnie
Wilson by name, runs a stage route between
Hamilton and Milnor In Dakota, which Is
said to be oxtremcly popular,
A y6ung woman noar Ashton, D. T., works
her fnnu herself and has seventy-five acres of
wheat nnd fifteen acres of oats. Sho owns
three horses and never hires help.
Misses Wanl and Hoyden, two American
girls, are trying to keep cool by n llvo weeks'
tour In Labrador. They aro tho first Amer
ican ladies who have ever visited that region.
"Tho women appear to do all tho work,"
writes Col Watterson of tho Swiss. "It is not
uncommon to wo a girl and a dog hitched to
a cart and trotting along together like a alr
of ponies."
Princess Louise, one of tho daughters of tho
quten, says that she is "always out of money."
She is paid $30,000 a year out of tho pocket3
of tho British people; but there are many
ways in which a princess can get rid of gold.
It is reported that Mrs. Thompson, tho
widow who runs tho Loulsrillo postofilee, Is
going to or lias wltten a novel treating of
official life, and that she Is going to glvo up
her Federal position and establish herself in
Chicago.
The Polish women aro noted for their
strength of mind and intellect. There is a
Russian legend which says that God once sent
n bee laden with brains for tho Polish males,
but tho Polish ladles captured the treasure
and left nothing for the men.
Tho Catsklll chambermaids charm the eyes
of all liclioldors. A lady noticed at tho Grand
hotel that the maid who came to take the
dally towels wore a plalded silk with satin
and gimp of white, and at the Kaaterskill the
girl who came to make the bed was arrayed
In a ruffled skirt, velveteen waist and a Rhine
stone crescent
THE STAGE.
Nym Crinkle says "there is a need of now
ncss in dramatic themes."
Miss Paulino Markham will present a ver
sion of "Ij Martyro" this season.
Miss Margaret Mather's engagement in San
Frunclhco has been extended two weeks.
Mr. Dlxey and "Adonis" will bo seen again
at tho Fifth Avenue theatre, Now York, on
Sept 211. ,
Col. McCaull says that ho intends to have
a theatre of Ills own in New York inside of
two years.
Mr. M. B. Curtis, will open his season in
Now York 011 tho 27th inst, In his new play,
"Caught In a Corner."
Knto Forsyth, fresh from Europe and with
a galaxy of Worth's most artistic creations,
opens in !U Louis as "Marcello" on Oct 11.
Tho first failure of th beason has already
to lw iworded. It ij Surah McVIcker's
"l'l.isar" company, which stranded at Utica.
Elien l'lympton Is going to bring over his
latest London success, "Jack," and Dorothy
Dene, still another Loudon stage beauty, will
lw hU Jill.
ThoMadUoii Square Theatre company has
just clows! a successful engagement hi San
Francisco. It w ill play on Its return trip in
Salt Lake and Denver, and open at its house
iu New York on Oct 11.
Minnie Maddera has engaged William Mor
ris on account of his strong resemblance to
Robert Muntell. She intends that her com
iany shall only be composed ot handsome
men and women.
Miss Mary Hilforde, a young Detroit lady,
has been engaged as leading lady for the
"White Slave" company. Miss Hilforde has
been but a fow years in the profession, and
has made very rapid strides to tho front
Mr. Branson Howard's new comedy, writ
ten for Miss Helen Dauvray, is not yet
named. Tho sceno Is laid chiefly in the Adi
roudacks, and the incidents of the first act
tako plai v on the piazza of a summer hotel.
A graceful compliment was paid to Mar
garet Mather in Ban Francisco by tho public
presentation of a volume ot poems, com
piled of versos dedicated to her by the au
thors, all ot whom were united in the delicate
tribute of esteem.
A now "fnko" iu advertising Is tho scheme
of Harold Fudierg, who starts on tho road
soon with "Roliert Macalre." Tho star and
his manager, W. A. Teegarden, will be each
followed about by a valet wearing a livery of
tho period of the play. The poor volets will
havo a lively time,
Emily Soldeue, says The New York Sun, is
tho mother of seven or eight children. Sho
!l""ulutes. When the pilot boardod the In
conili.t Celtic a week ago Miss Soldene hur
rledly 'H-Ved him for 11 newspaper. She
turned to i, market ivjxirts and saw the
pike of wheai, uGoo,, lc.vensj. luo cx.
claimed, "wheat hw KOI1B ., 0 tuo mli).
chief and I am short Mt,
It cannot bo denied thnt i,e jm6 Illuseum
managers, are enterprising. vy g0i,,Io up
everything that is curious, anil i,v ,,et them
in haste. It is seriously told that u r-i.fcafro
Mexican Envoy Goodrich, immediately U)-
reaiimz 01 tnat gentleman's exiierienco wit
the Mexicans, an offer to travel as an exhibit
at a good round figure. They were hi earnest
In their proposition, too, and felt slighted to
receive no reply. New York Sun.
STRANGE HAPPENINGS.
A Bodega, Cab, cow performed n great feat
lit her fright Sho run iu the front door ot a
house, ujistalrs, through u hallway Into a bed
room, thencu out 011 the back roof, where she
stumbled off and broke her neck.
An Ingenious citizen of Wuro, Mm , having
rtqiulrul it small alarm clock for u friend, de
cided to dellvc. it 011 Sunday when ho went
to church; but ho did not seo his friend lieforo
tho services, and during tho sermon tho alarm
vtcutolf and v hlrred away for more than a
minute despite tho frantic efforts of the clock
tinker to stop it
Tom Scott, of Waco, Tex., recently went to
see his mother, vtho is IX) years old and resided
inn nelghUiriiig ton 11. On arriving at her
homo ho found that tho old lady hail iIojkx!
with a man half her nge. When Mr. Scott
returned to his own home he was jiaralyzed
by tho information that his wife had gone
with a handsomer num. Then there was
music iu tho air,
During a railroad excursion from Lafay
ette, Iiid., to Dayton, O., tho other day, the
train was stop;! at the state Hue, and David
Clark, alighting, stood in Indiana, and Mrs.
Mary Hawkins stood In Ohio. A minister
w ho was present straddled tho Hue and mur
rled them. Then the SOO oxcurslonlsU formed
a circle around tlio iuir and gave theiu three
iheers ulillu the band played.
CURIOUS FACTS.
Chan Sing, Oneida's Chinese laundrymon,
keeps his small cliaugu In his ear. He can
carry $1 Iu dimes hi Ids auricular organ,
Harrison H. Oliver, ot Bolton, Bell county,
Tex., has received 110 less than 101 wounds,
and sixty of tho bullets, ranging In sico from
a buckshot to ait ounce bull, still lemaiii in
his liody.
All ingenious boy ot Maplewood, Mass.,
sent up some lanterns on tho tall ot his kite
recently, and many of tho Inhabitants turned
out to view n hat they supposed was u due
luttoorli display,
FACTS WORTH KNOWING.
Red anta will never bo found in closets or
drawers If a small bag ot sulphur Is kept In
these placM.
In northern California there Is In 110 tho
"frost bell," which consist of a wire running
from different part of tho vineyard to tho
houso. When tho licll is let off tho occ pants
of tho houso know that their vines are In
danger and immediately repair to tho vine
yard and light fires In different quarters, and
thus prevent, through the agency ot this in
genious electrical device, tho loss of tons of
tho most luscious fruit grown 011 tho l'ncifla
slope.
A French physician advocate sleeping with
tho head loner than tho feet Ho slept that
way for four years, and finds that his neck Is
nearly two Indies larger, oh Inn to tho swell
ing of tho thyroid gland. Ho says in this
way tho brain receives a more plentiful blood
supply, nnd Is consequently better nourished,
vi hllo there Is no danger of so much blood
passing lo tho cerebral structure as to cause
congestion. .
When soft eggs are laid by fowls they Intl
niato usually that the egg organs aro In
flamed. This state Is occasioned by the fowls
being overfed or too fat. Spare diet and
plenty of given f ood esjieclally lettuce In tlio
summer nnd cnbbogo In whiter Is the best
treatment for fowls In this condition.
M, Manasscln, an eminent physician of St
Petersburg, avers that cocalno Is an une
qualled preventive for seasickness, and claims
to havo proved It most successfully in n num
ber of cases. Ha also finds it very effectlvo
In tho h-eatment of cholera morbus, and
thinks it vt ill prove a great remedy for Asiatic
cholera.
An exierienced traveler says that inn sleep
ing car tho upjsT berth is cooler in summer,
because there Is more air stirring in tho top
ot tho car, and warmer in winter than tho
lower berth, liecnuso tho warm air rises, and
there nro not so many drafts.
Valerian nnd tincture of opium nro used in
the manufacture of fioputar brands of cigar
ettes. "Havana flavoring," so-culled, Is made
from tho tonka bean, which contains a deadly
iolsoii called lulllolotts, seven grnlusof which
uro sufficient to kill a dog.
Letters or envelopes which It Is desired to
protect against unauthorized opening (by
moistening tho pasted portion), may bo se
curely scaled by using a solution of oxldoot
copjier ill ammonia us pofite. Tills liquid has
tho fuculty of dissolving cellulose. When ap
plied to the paper it dissolves the cellulose 011
the surface, nnd on drying the two partially
dissolved surfaces adhere ImUssolutelv to
getner. CHURCH NOTES.
A number of Christian Chlneso at Foochow
havo volunteered to go as missionaries to
Coreo.
Cardinal Iivlgerie, of Algiers, Is arranging
nith tho pope and tho congregation of tho
Propaganda Fldo the dotaiUof his plan for
tho organization ot Catholic missions iu
Africa on n very comprehensive scale.
The Chrlstlau Advocate says that to close a
Methodist church during a minister's vaca
tion is a contradiction to tho whole hitory of
Methodism. Only two til New York o.
Brooklyn, so far as wo havo heard, nro closed,
Just two too many,
A homo for disabled Baptist ministers from
Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan nnd Minno
Dotu has been established at Fulton, MHi.,
where a fiO,000 seminary building was given
for tho purpose. Tho Baptists of Now York,
New Jersey and Connecticut havo a similar
homo in New York city.
The southern Presbyterian church has 13
synods, (X) presbyteries, 1,08.1 ministers, again
of 13; 2,1'JS churches, a gain of 30; and 143,
743 communicants, a gain of 8,542. The
number added on examination was 5,570.
The contributions wore $1,324,374, a consider
able decreaso from tlio two previous years.
The following Presbyterian chuivhes re
ported additions last year of moro than 100
each: Third, Chicago, 102; Flint, Chicago, 157;
Comiersville, Ind., Ill; Liberty, link, 124;
Memorial Tabernacle, St. Louis, 113; Lam
bertville, N. J., 101; Tabernacle, Brooklvu,
153; East Buffalo, 100; Brick, Rochester,
100.
According to a table published in London,
tho numerical strength of the leading re
ligious bodies among all English sieakiiig
people throughout the world Is as follows:
Congregatiouallsts, 5,750,000; Baptists of all
descriptions, 8,105,000; Presbyterians of all
descriptions, 10,050,000; Methodists of all do
scriptlons, 10,000,000; Episcopalians, 21,
" MEN OF LETTERS.
President Eliot, ot Harvard, will remain
At Mount Desert bland for several weeks yet.
Julian Hawthorno's latest story, "John
Farmelec's Curse," Is a talo of opium eating
and its consequences.
Governor Ireland, ot Texas, is said to lie a
frequent contributor to tho editorial columns
of The San Antonio Times.
Justin McCarthy will sail for this country
on Sept I). Ho hopes to complete u novel on
which ho Is engaged lieforo that timo.
Mr. Thomas Hardy, says Tho New York
.World, Is engaged ujion a new story of a trag
ical order, based upon an old legend in his
family.
William Black has determined to write a
book upon the journey he is now making in
a houseboat among tho canals of Great
Britain.
Professor Eliers, tho Egyptologist and
novelist, has so greatly Improved iu health
that ho will resume work at Leipsia in
October.
James Russell Lowell has purchased n large
tract of land at Ashfleld, Mass., ami will make
that city hU summer homo, along with George
William Curtis.
It Is reported that Gen. Low Wallaco has
exercised his artistic jiowers In making illus
trations for "Glnovra," a forthcoming story
written by Mrs. Wallace.
Edward Fuller, of Tho Boston Post, has
finished his third novel, entitled "Theodore
Trent," which will bo published simultaneous
ly In England nnd America.
Moukhtar Padia, at Cairo, is composing an
elaborate work on mathematics, which will,
it Is said, surpass anything that has yet ap
peared in tho Turkish language.
John Rusklu is so much better that his
friends are beginning to hopothat he will
still bo able to finish his autobiography, Iu
which many chapters are wanting.
Chancellor Vincent, of Chautauqua univer
sity, tho Sunday school archbishop, will spend
several mouth ill Europe looking up educa
tional matters anil inspecting old world
syshin-s.
Eugene Field recently started the story that
Joel Chandler Harris' was worth $2,000,000.
For tho last four days, says Tho Atlanta
Constitution, Undo Remus has averaged
thirty liegglng letters a day.
Thomas W. Knox, tho prolific writer ot
travels for juveniles, is 51 years of age, of
commanding presence, nnd has been twice
round tho worliL His seventh volumo of
'Boy Traveler's Scries" Is In nress.
0WS V rVililn II, n. 1, ,,.ol.l 1.
;!m'r,t "Nnday school. Ho told tho class
that he hotfsyj children, und that half of
them were 8lSTUcn, when tho best boy In
the class JwllWjJvioa l,m a takifler, he
said the other half "Bi-i,.,
iJ' 'S.rU,'!,0?W, th,n,'sr"ias Nelson
Page, the Richmond lawyerhu Mrter ias
a novel iu prejiarutloii alsoNiL ,0,4,
under tho suggestivo titles wsnioiiv
" 'Stractcd," and "A Story of Emp!rvi'
l'ago anil Ills young bride are now Iu Euro
ABOUT COLORED PEOPLE.
A threatening storm cloud alarmed the
worshippers: at a colored camp meeting at
Green Camp, 0., and in their hurry to get
awuy thirty-two buggies were totally wrecked.
There is a negro boy near Hogansvillo,
Ga., whoso head has attained an enormous
growth, measuring thirty-threo Inches around
nbovo the ears and thirty-live Inches uround
tho chin and top of the head. He Is 10 years
old and iu good health, and his body U about
tho size of a 0-year-old chllih
Henry McCary and May Bell Lloys, a col
oral couple, were married at tlio court houso
in Frankfort the other day. When tho Judge
asked McCary for his fee he howled htm n
quarter and said if ho hail a nickel ho would
"gin" him that, because, judge, you said "gin"
you what I'm a mind to." The judge grace
fully ucceptcd. Lexington (Ky.) Gazette. ,
A young negro entertained as aiullenco of
about thirty gentlemen In Buffalo lately with
novel xylophone music. The man's skull was
the Instrument, and with a ponderous beer
mallet the negro struck bis cranium, produo
Ing, in fairly clear style, "Yankee Doodle."
Tho mouth was open ull tho time, and when
ho struck a high note It seemed as though his
jaws would fly apart.
Simon Jefferson, a colorod barber ot Tama
qua, who died recently at the ago of 02,
claimed to havo heard Wilkes Booth threaten
to kill President Lincoln. Booth btopped at
Tamaqua, ho said, while 011 tho way from
Canada to Washington, and got shaved Iu
Jefferson's shop, Tho conversation turned
011 jiolitlcs, and in tho course of It, according
to the bailor the threat was mode.
LIGHT AND AIRY.
1
' . .'Post Kabila Jublla.
' tlf BOs his cup with Joy iwsala,
The bsM man feels la clover, ,
. 1 Gone sre his eary hours of pain,
f The dy of the fly Is owr.
, lloston Courier.
Tie T.ncked .'alienee.
tn n liath houso. Customer (frantically;
Hero! I say I Thero aro no tow els here.
Proprietor In ono moment, sir. Tho gen
tleman In No. 7 is nearly through with It
Tho Rambler.
She Never Will be Missed. 1;
When a clrl Is duly married
And by the tirMcRfooin llsseil,
Bhe's numtiereil 'moiigst tlio many
Who never will be missed.
Merchant Traveler,
It Slight tin Done,
ncad of tho houso Jane, a man camo hi
to-day and luado mo buy a Ikix of "Rough on
Rats."
Wife Mercy, John, wo haven't got n rat In
tho house.
Head ot tho houso Well, can't wo got
some' life,
A Thespian Ditty.
Ilo uent out to star
On a gay lullman car.
But w ben ho came back ' ,
lie walked ou the track.
lloston Courier.
Commercial MtAtlstlrs
Moso Schatiiubcrg was 111 a bad humor yes
terday, When ho camo down to his placo of
business his head clerk, Iko Sllverstone, sail:
"Havo you heard already dot Parker &
Flizlo Iu San Antonio has fnllodl"
"Ish dot sol Veil, veil, dey owes me six
hundred tollars for goots vot I sold 'cm.
How much 011 a tollar does dey Imy V
"Tcrvcnty cents."
"Terventy cents I I vas glad to hear dot
Veil I sold '0111 doso goots I figured on a fif
teen cent on a tollar failure, Vcn doy buy
terventy cents den I makes n profit of fifty
lr cent. 011 dot bill of goots." Texas Sitt
ings. "Kngllth as Sho Is Spoke."
Thero was a young man with a cheque,
He made it by scooping tho deque.
When asked if ho cared
How ioor Ireland fared,
He promptly replied, "Not a spoque,"
Judge.
There was once a queen named Ouelph
Who was deeply In love with hersclph,
She raised her voice high
Anil said frequently, "Igh "
Refuse to bo laid on the shelpli."
Columbus Dispatch.
Accepted nt Last.
Managing Editor Havo we any paiicrs on
Liszt?
Assistant Yes, a very admirable one.
"As tho great composer is dend, it would
bo well to uso that In our forthcoming num
ber." "Yes, so I thought, nnd I wrote to tho nu
thor telling him that it was accepted and we
should like to havo tho article brought down
to tho present time."
"Quito right What was tho reply!"
"His grandson answered that tho man died
twenty years ago."
Nature Versus Art.
Tho small boy takes his homely line,
A piece of common linen twine.
Then bends a plu
And drops It iu
Tho cool and gently babbling brook, -
uatcmug as largo a string or nsa
w As almost any one could v Isli ;
Whilo there close by,
W ith fancy fly,
Tho city angler ne'er a one con hook.
New Haven News.
Happier Than Ever.
Are lovely maidens all forlorn.
Grief stricken, broken hearted,
Because the August days are gone
And Ico cream hints departed!
Oh I no, they're happier, gladder far
At home, tn school, or ciolster,
Because next month will have an It, "
And bring the toothsome oyster.
Boston Courier.
A Tale with u Moral.
Most of tho plo factories aro situated in
Now England, as aro also tho pill factories.
There is a moral in this. Now Haven News.
No 1'roof.
That Adam dwelt beneath a roof
Noone wille'erbeliere; "
But still this doesn't furnish proof
Ho never had aa Eve. .
Texas Sittings.
F
' Ho Was Very Tired.
MaJ. Gassaway, a prominent San Antonio
lawyer, was engagod by a man accused of
horse stealing.
"Aro you really gulltyr asked the lawyer.
"Why, major, If I was Innocent, what
earthly use would I havo for a lawyer I I'm
so guilty that I reckon you had better get an
other lawyer to help you." Texas Sittings.
Simplicity.
Her pretty hands were slim and brown,
And tenderly she fingered
Tho frills upon the glngbam gown
Ou which my glances lingered.
' A simple f rockl" sho cried, with mirth
mat rasmon grauts her bcuolars
" You stupid Jack, 'twas made by Worth,
And cost me ninety dollars."
-life. '
lloston Culture.
Boston matron I hope, my dear, you will
tako this copy of Homer back to tho circulat
ing library.
Boston husband Why, what's tho matter!
"The cook got so interested in it that sho
burned tho roast to a crkp, and thero isn't a
bit of meat for dinner." Omaha World.
The l'rcaclier's Dilemma.
A preacher, w hilo offering a prayer
Ho hod not hod time to prepare,
Got stuck la the middlo
And gave up the'rkldlo ' j,
And sat himself down in the chair, j
i But the worshipers, save eight or ten,
' Still bowed; so he Jumped up again '
And with selMndlgnatlou
And much agitation, ,
" Excuse me," lw added, "Amen!"
Columbus Dispatch.
Ills Object.
Doctor Ah I looking badly yet, I see. You
have evidently not been following my instruc
tions about taking exercise.
Patrick Yis; I. walked half a mile yester
day. "Good. You remember I told you that you
must always have somo object in view when
you walk so as to get your iniiU off your
troubles. I hope you mailo yesterday's out
ing a matter of business of bomo kind."
"Yis; I went nnd bought a cHiuctery lot!'
Omaha AVorld.
September Comes.
, And now tho hunter takes his gun I
!' The fields to ramble over,
I From morning dau a to set of sua, I
.4 lu search ot snipe and plover.
j ' A gloomy, disappointed w Igut, t
1 A bandaged bund caressing, 1
' t Returns ho homeward In tho night, (
, With beeral fingers missing. I '
, t ilostoa Courier.
Rlcliard Mansfield has bought tho rights ot
"Fitznoodle," u new comedy by Valentino
and Wilson.
Marcus R. Mayer Is going abroad to join
bis principal, Henry U Abbey, w ho is now
.in Paris. Mr. Mayer reiorts that Sarah
Bornhardt's receipts iu South Amcrca uro of
phenomenal magnitude. They havo aver
aged about f35,000 n week.
Mme. Junauschek, tho great tragedienne,
w 111 make her farewell tour of this country
beason.
,1 if, Pastor is tinging with great success
LongThnlV'01"10 "nS Haven't for a
first sung ht'ta,,wV:'''i? ,'-,1ft?r
equal thS JiopuUmV v bU,S 1
tho Ball this Evenhigr AroYou alnS to
Mario Jansen arrived fr, i.r
week, and after a short visit ife
join tho vocal forces of tho Now VfttJJ1
Puttl wilHlng In Philadelphia Nov. J
Dec. 3; Now York, Nov. 17, und a matinee
Nov, 20; Boston, Nov, 2t und 21 j Chicago,
Doc 7 and 10. Tho progranmio Mil, Include
un act from cnth of tho operas of "Seinlr
amlde," "Martha" and "Faust," und Sculehl
will npiieor with Pattl In each opcio. Tho
enterpiisu is under tho muiiageiueiit of Mur
cus Meyer,
Tho magnificent costumes to be worn by
Miss Lilian Lewis this season are said to bo
insunsl for Jli.ooO and will require eight largo
Buratogn trunks for transportation.
Mmo. MI1111I0 Hauk arrived in Now York
Aug. 21. Sho will go to Sun Francisco und
Portland, visiting Yellowstone park 011 tho
wuy,
"Muggto tho Midt" will bo tho principal
feature of Maggio Mitchell's repertoire next
fcea-oii. This pic-si boored nu cmphatio buccess
last beason,
Tho manager for Mr. and Mrs. Florence
announces that ho has determined to dlieii.so
with tho customary display of colored pic
tures, und will placo Jits reliance this boo-on
entirely upon ordinary typo .iosten and tho
publicity to bo gained by nowsnajx- advertisement-,
4 k' t '
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IIBMPOTO, 1? IS MEDICINE.
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in Doxesi
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pirti trv). the nrcat czc
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for you, lend me one dcllar, and 1 will ship
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no more freight than a small box. Attend to your
poultry, if ou want to make a profit out of them,
just the same asou attend to your land. Unless
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fifty cents a pound for medicine to feed your
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ir N. Front St.,
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RAILROAD WIIVIJ. TABL3.
4RLS9l'
rKLAVAHi:, LACKAWANNA AND
WESTKHN ItAll.llOAl).
lU.OOiMSUUKG DIVISION.
MOUTH.
STATIONS.
(Ot'TH.
a.m. n.m. p.m.
o 10 II in 2 03
n 19 l) 2U s 10
(I Ull 'J 20 2 15
II 2 V U 31 2 11
0 .11 U 41 2 in
il 10 0 47 2 "H
II 43 62 2 41
p.m. p.m.
- w ID 30
fl M IS 25
8 41 VI t 2
8 40 12 in
B II 12 (18
8 ST 12 m
8 22 II .Mi
8 II II M
8 12 11 60
8 0i 11 47
8 (18 It U
8 01 11 42
7 ti'J 11 BS
7 M II 31
7 60 11 to
I 4.1 11 2.1
7 80 II 12
7 18 11 CO
7 11 10 M
7 03 10 4T
C M 10 41
0 M 10 38
6 Ml 10 31
6 42 10 27
6 "'' 10 21
6 30 10 10
6 23 10 11
6 OS B Mi
6 00 11 4!l
S 53 n 43
3 40 !l 32
p.m. ftlli.
n. in
S 80,
8 50
8 22
8 1(1
8 10
..amnion..,.
.HcllPvtie. ..
.Tll.VlOlVlllO. 1
ijii'kiiMiuinn...
...l'lttxtnn. ...
8 Ol ..U'fil Huston. I
! 88, ....Wyomliii'.. .
7 Ml. ..Multliy
7 no licnni tu, ..
7 4: ....HlngMon ....
7 47 ....Klnictton ....
O WII 5l 2 41
0 M 10 012 47
r. ns io 03 2 no
0 ti8 10 (13 2 50
7 (12 10 102 63
42 riinoiitn .in no
1 38
1 mouth..,,! 7 07 10 153 01
1 31 ....Aondnlc
12 io :v :i m
7 30 NnlltlCOKO...! 7 13 10 233 10
7 23 lllllllock's Crrck 7 2.) 1082 8 27
7 121. Milckstiltiny.,1 7 87 1(1 413 mi
7 oo . Illck's l'crry..l 7 no 11 113 62
(1 61 ..llenclilltiven.., 7 67 11 003 68
6 17 Iirrnlck,...' 8 01 11 134 03
0 41 .lirlnrt'iock.. 8 10 11 20 4 12
II 118 ..Vlllow (IIOVC.' 8 II 11 23 4 10
0 31 ...t.lniPltlJgO. ..I 8 18 It 20 4 2J
(1 27, Kfpy 8 2.3 11 30 4 27
II 21 ...tllooniburB... 8 30 11 414 ,11
r, 10 . . import 8 38 ll 60 4 40
n 11 Catnnl'u lirldgo 8 41 11 53 4 48
nsili. ..DailVillC..., 8 53 12 136 01
5 41 ....Chulnsky.... 9 05 12 205 12
5 13'.... Clltncion.... 0 IW 12 236 17
6 3JiKortliumbcrmn(l 23 12 40 5 33
n.m. I 1a.m. n.m. p.m
W. V. HALSTEAD, Sunt.
Superintendent's onicc. Scrnntcn, Feb.1ft.l8?
Pennsylvania Railroad
Philadelphia & trio n. M, Divis
ion, and Northern Central
Railway.
, , f , TIME TABLE. ,
In ertcct .Immatii, issj. Trains loavo sun
bury. KASTWAHD,
0.41 a. m., Sea Shore Express (dally except
Sunday), for llarrlsburg andtntcrmcdlatestatloiis,
arriving at Philadelphia 3.15 p. in.; KcwYoik,
B.'-'Op. in. ; lialtlmore, 4.40 p.m.! Wiushloglon,
s.50p. in., conn'ectlng at l'hlladclplita for all Sea
Mioro . points. TUrough passenger coach to
Philadelphia,
l.to p. m. Day express
dally except (-uudayl.forHarrlsburg and lnterme
dlato stations, arriving nt Philadelphia
6.60 p. in. t cw York, 9,3s p. m, ; lialtlmorc
0.41 p. m. ; Washington, 8.00 p. m. Parlor car
through to Philadelphia nnd passenger coaches
Ihroiii-li to Philadelphia and Baltimore.
7,41 p. m. Itenovo Accommodation (daily
tor llarrlsburg and all Intermediate stations, arriv
ing at Philadelphia 4 45 a. m. : New York 7.30 a. m.
liultlmore, 6.33 a. 111. : Washington r.so a. m. i
Sleeping car accommodations can bo iccured at
llarrlsburg for ITilladelphlaand New York, on Sun
days a through sleeping car will be run; on this
train from Wllllamsp'ttolTilladelphla-I'lilliidelphla
passengers can remain In sleeper undisturbed untl
7 a. m.
7.f.o a. m. Erlo Mall (dally except Monday,
for llarilsburg and Intermediate stations
arriving at Philadelphia ass a. m. New York,
11.30 a. m. ; ltaltlmoio 8.15 a. m. ; Washington, 0.25
a. 111. Through liillnian sleeping cars aro run on
this train to 1'hlladclpMn, llalilmore and Washing
ton, and ihiough passcngor coaches to Philadel
phia and Ualtlmoie.
WKSTWAHD.
6.10a. m.r.rlo Jtall (dally except Sunday), fo.
Erlo and all Intermediate stations and Oanandal,
gua and Intermediate stations, lioehestcr, liurra
loand Niagara Falls, with tliiough Pullman l'al
ace cars and passenger coaches to Erie and lloch
ester. Si.rl News Express (dally except Sunday) for
Lock Haven and Intermediate stations.
1. 00 p. m. Niagara Express (dally except Sun
day) for Kano andlntcrincdlatostatlous and Can
nndalgua and principal Intermediate stations,
Hochester, lluftalo nnd Niagara Falls with
through passenger coaches lo Kano and Hochester
and Parlor car to Watklns.
5.30 P. in. Fast Lino (dctly excent Sundavlfor Ite.
novo and Intermediate stations, and Elmlr.i, Wut-
L-lna nn.l liili-nirwlln In Ll,lta k-iii, litv,..1. n..
sengcr coaches to Itenovo and" Watklns.
9.a) a. m. Sunday mall for itenovo and Interme
diate station-
THltOUGU T'ltAINS FOlt SUNlltlltY FKOM THE
JSAbT AND SOUTH.
Sunday mall leaves rhlladelnhla 4.ao a. m
llarrlsburg 7.40 arriving at sunbury 9.S0 a. m. with
through sleeping car fiom Philadelphia to WIU
llainspoit.
Nous Express leaves Philadelphia 4.30 a.m.
HarrUburg, s.10 a. m. dally except Sunday
arrlv Ing at Sunbury V.M. a. in.
Niagara Express leaves
Philadelphia, 7. 10 a. m. ; Baltlmoio 7.30 a. tn. (datly
except sundaj arriving at sunbury, 1.00 p. 111.,
wiui iiiroiign i-arior car iroin I'liuaiicipiiia
and through passenger coaches from Philadel
phia and lialtlmorc.
rusi l.iuv leases abiv ioikh.uu a. m. ; 1 unauei
Dhla.11.50 a. m. : Washington. o.50a. m. : linltl.
more, 10.45 n. m., (dally e.ci pt Sunday) arriving at
sunbury, 5.30 p.m., with through passeiigcj
coaches from lTillai'.elphla and llalilmore.
urio.-viaii leaves e.w 1 on: s.uu p. 111. ; I'litiauei
phla, 11..O p. in. j Washington, iu.uo p. in. ; Haiti
more, 11.su p. in., (dally except satunlaj) arriving
ui Duuuurf o.iu u. 111., wiiu iniougu I'uiunaa
Sleeping cars from Philadelphia, Washington nnd
llalilmore and tbiough passenger coaches from
Philadelphia.
SUNIllIItV, IIA.I,I:T0.N M'lI.KIlSIIAItlti:
ItAII.ItO.MI AMI NOIITI1 AMI TT'
III' VM'II Ittll.U'.W.
(Dally except suuuay.)
Wllkesbanu .Mall leaves sunbury 10.00 a. m.
arriving at UloomFciry 10.52 a.ra., Wllkcs-barre
13.18 p.m.
Express East leaves Sunbury 5.35 p. in., nrrlvlng
nt lllnnm VPrrr It 'li ll ,v IVIll-nn liirrnT n tn
sunbury -Mall leaves wi'lkcsbarrolo.40a.'in. arriv
ing nt moom terry 13.05 p. 111., sunbury 13.55 p. m
Express West leaves Wllkes barro 3.45 p. m., ar.
riving at Jiloom Ferry 4.15 p. m.,sunbury5.l(p.m
SUNDAY ONLY.
Sunday mall leaves Sunbury 9.25 a. m., arriving
at liloOlllFerryl0.il a. 111.. VVIllces-H.lrrn11si0n.ln.
Suuday accommodation leaves llkes-Uario 5:10
p. in., arriving ai moom l erry, c.4 1 p. ra., sunbury,
::40 p. m
UHA,
E. l'Udll.
J. I!,
WOOD,
n. Passenger Agent
Oen. Manager,
SwAJVr-rVlQE CoLLEQE.
RWAltTH.MOlll.', l'A.
Opens 9th month, nth. Thirty minutes from
Hroadst. Station, Philadelphia. I'nder thocaro
ot FrleniK but nllotheiH admitted. Full college
courso for both sexes; Classical, sclentinc nnd ut
eraiy. Also a .Manu.U T raining and a picparatory
school. Healtluul location, largo grounds now
and extensive buildings and apparatus. For eat.
nloguo and full particulars, addiess EHW AIM) II.
MAOILL, A, -l,, Pres't, Jil-tit.
4)I I ATtr-! pays for
lill'E -CHO-jAnBlIIl' la
E-lX1VIcjv
ItUSINKSSCOliLEGE
1709 Chtttiil ft., I'liMtiphii.
ypsitions for Oraduatos.
Timo required a to 4 mos.
Tho Host Kqulppeil. Dost
Courso of fcttudy. Host 13v
erythlns. Wrlto f.r t'lrtuu.
J 9 Cms. p c.
"end six cents for post
I 1 1 1 1 1 1 n age, nnd lecelvo free.a co.,t
1 I ) I I ' II ly box ot g. cids which wll
Ll I 1 I .II '""'I1 ou to .moio money
11 I I LlJn, Usht away than anythlnt,
L ivilJUt rise in this viorld. All. of
either sex, succeed from
first hour. Tho broad road to fortune opens be
fo 0 tho workers, absolutely sure. At onco ad
dress, Tui'ic t;o Ait gusta, .Maine. . Mbb5
AGENTS WftNTED !
To solicit orders for our selected fruit nnd orna
mental fclock. I I'.ltM.VNl.NT H.MIT.tlYJIENT,
SALAUY AND EXPENSES, OH COM.MISS.O.N. II-
l'HKFEHHEH, only honest, encigctlc, temperate
men need apply, (lood icferenco required. No
pievlous oxpeileneo iiecessaiy, Tho butlness eas
ily learned. Full instiuctlons glun, Stato ago.
riime 1111s paper, uuicts
TfjE CfSE 4lJtSEflES
R. G. Chase & Co. 'i5i!i,XT
(nug37 It ais.)
Tlio Jobbing Dopai'tmeiit of
life feijfciiiii)
OFPICE-
is Avoll stocked with material foi
doing all kinds of printing.
it
in groat varioty. All kinds of
BLANK
kept in stock. Spc
on largo orders..
door below
-Main StrcctJi
Ullg ClF'llUllll-n
it 1 'lllnir book cut.
i-r-MT Hojk f'Hl10Br4l
idccists.
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HisTH.t.nn from nelretfc! lliitlcr Malt nnd Rtmrnnl eed to bo flitrolcnlit w
nml Ireo iron lojiitloiii Wis nnd irldi often contained n nlcohollc lin or W
especially nilniited to persons reqiilrlnir d tlmIntlriff tonic, Consump lus tJfJ!
Krently benefitted by Its use. Kocommcndcd by leadliiir physicians as n Hiim I?
NetMne, Tot.lo ami Alterative. For Consumptives It ft Invaluable. lVm ,"V,1I(
1'IUIK llAlll.llV .MA1.T WIIISKKY Insures a return of I cor to tlio stomnfi, i SiJ
appetite, a rich nnd abundant blond and Increased llcsli and Inuscular tlVut?
hi inilinill. Hlllll llllll -lUlU III rill,.,, .-jr,,..., ,....ni.Mii ,iU llll wnMliiff A,a
eases car bo entirely (onqtiercd by tlio titp rr l errlnc's l'tiroliarley Malt uiM?
tun tonlo and diuretic, and a povrrtul stirnjrtliencr to tlio entire i sytt m '" A'
liiuv'u in im liAHIKVMAl.l' WIIISKin Iiiih uroird a inedirinni 'nit, . ... "I-
ft id
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tliosnwlio ptirsuo
exreptiminl
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out It h exeew no bmlllv or mental effort and nets as a sateguard against e jriM
n n nnd rigorous wentlicr. ltwlll drlvo all malnili us diseases fiom the "fS
Hard Mtikers of every vocntlon and ret wn 'n n wleninrv llin lender. J"','.?-
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Mali Whiskey a pnwirful liivlifiiraiit
and hclptr to ill.oMlon. 1'KII 111 N F.H
1'lltK IIAIIMIY MAI.T W1IISKKV
without unduly st lntiUtltiK the Md.
nys Inercaws their ll.wliur nctlUly,
counteractslho i-rtccts of fatigue, has.
tensconvalencnco and Is a vtholcsomo
and prompt dim etlc Watch tho label I
None itenulno unless bearing tho tlgnn-turo
For sale by all druggists
andgrocers throiigliout
tho Timed Mates and
t'anadas.
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Foil sam: nv imt'cioisTs and am. dkalkus. cmi
l'ENNV OOODS
A SPECIALTY.
SOI.K AO-NTS ion
V. Y. ADAMS CO.,
PIMB CUT
Alexander Bros. & Co.,
WHOLESALE DEAI.E11S IN
CIGARS, TOBACCO,
FRUITS AND HUTS.
TOBACCO
Solo agents of I ho fnl.
lolling urnnus 01
CTgtrs.
11ENHY CLAY,
I.ONDHES,
NOlt.MAI,
INDIAN PHINCESS,
SAMSON,
SILYEH ASH.
SOLE AOENTS FOlt
IIEfiKY MA1LLARDS
m CM DIES.
FliESH EVEltY WEEK.
Bloomsburg, Fa.
ECOMOH THUG IKATICAL
aCJK8TIOj OF THE IIOUIS.
J5VERY THING THAT IS
NEW AND STYLISH
CAN BE
(CHIAFIE THAI WML
A Large and Varied Stock of
CL0THIHG,
JUST RECEIVED.
ALSO A LAUGH AND SELECT LINE OF
Call and be Convinced that you -have the
m&m PTiTunmrniT nn nnnnn
hum
OF THE
LATEST STYLE, BEST QUALITY,
AND AT
The Lowest Possible Prices
AT
B 1 00 iiisl)iiig9 Pa,
CMAIN
DEALER IN
Foreign and Domestic
WINES AND LIQUORS
AND JOBBER IN CIGARS.
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
Wholesnlu and
I WAGON MAKERS'
j AND
BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES.
Hcnilriunrtera for
MERCHANT IRON & STEEL-
Store nml W.iri'lir.ust c, Nou. 120 tfc 128 KrnnVlin
Avenue, No. 2 Lack'u Aviimo & 210, 212 it 211 Cen
bCRANTON, PA, fp
MALT WHISKEY.
their avocations Inthonpennlr and whoso daily workriii?iI!
rowers of endurance, am juur urnim uruegisi or ifinirr rn. ..'
.MAl.TWiiiKKhv revives the eiierc e inii;:
1 ho analysis ns It nnpenrs by the I n
liel on eieiy liottlei I fiaiueattfullr 5
iiihrcd tho 1'i KK linn rv un, it."
,v madiily .m.&j.k l'crrlne nna ntiii
lit Cntlt-rOv fton fi-n,,, fn.nl i. ... 1? iml
metals and acids and Is nboluieiV
pure."-inwt, omifi Arthur iiiJL
VriitUmle nrihe UnlnnMti urMuhhi.
(leurm twd H e Otnirtcn ''Mh,
ANY Ollllllli
FOlt FESTIVALS
will bo
supi'i.ikd v 1 rn
TIIU
LOWEST
AS lOI.I.OWS!
OltANOKS,
LEMONS,
DANANAS,
I'EAKUTS,
ENGLISH
WALNUTS,
CHEAM NUTS,
ALMONUS,
l'OP COIJN
BALLS.
FOR THE SEAON,
EOUGHT
THE
For tlio Celelirntcil Clilclteriug, I vers &
I'odiI, nnil Voso & Hon i'innos. 'Worhlre.
nownctl Kstcy Orp;nn9, Violins, Acttinlions
anj Bliott Jliisic. Celelirntcil "Wliite, Kew
High Arm Ur.vis, New Home, lioyul HI.
John, and Lilit ltunning Dotntetlc bcwlnj;
Machines. Needles, oil nnil iittnt limtnts
for nil miikes of Sewing Machines.
STREET,)
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OF
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