The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, August 06, 1886, Image 1
Vie doW&mT lJB8 Of io7Eix3iHq. 1 w sir IH 3M ill DM IT llnctl I tl 1 !1 1 M SMI 5(0 4 tO TOO 1 1 AO S 00 S SS 4 00 4 75 7 U) It 00 3 " S 00 75 3 60 . 6 00 0M 10 00 IB 01 4 " 2 Ml S SO 4 M TOD S 00 19 U) IV 00 H tol 3 t5 4 ) 5 60 8 00 M 1 4 60 CI 00 Scol 5 60 TOO d HO 14 00 KOO 20 fO 40 00 lCfllumn 8 00 19 00 It 00 95 00 SO 00 40 00 BO YnnriT mivori larmfiitH tinvable nuarterlr. Trn """""issfflrssasBiR". Issued WeeUIr, ererT.Frldnr Moralise, m DLOOM8DORO, COLUMDIA Co." a. loni continued crodlta mil not iM SfL P All papora sont out of the stutoor to mutant n.i offloos must bo paid forlnndr.ni rf,.".""'?0?' iblo person In Columbia county assume? tno subsorlntloniiunnnrtim.ni assumes to pay JOB PRINTING. Tbeiob Printing Department ottho Cottmiiia I rery complete. It contains the latest new tvi? an1 machinery ana Is the only omM that SlnttES pnws by power, giving us tho but fnVinmL. Jb mates furnished on large Jobs. """"ties, a professional: cards. r E. WALLKlt, ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW, omeaoTflr 1st. National Bank. Bloombrg. r -M- U. FUNIC, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. BLooKsscaa, Pa, mce In Brit's Building, J OIIN At. CLA.lt If, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. AND JUSTICE OP THE PEACE. Bloomsbcro, Pa, OJlc OTerMoycr Bros. Drug store, Q Wi MILLER, vouniwi.AT.yiiv Office in Browor'a bullding.sctond noor.room No. I Bioomsburg, Pa, FRANK ZAHR, ATTORNK Y-AT-L AW. Bloomsburg, Pa. Offlce corner of Centre and Main Streets. Clark a Buuaing. Can be consulted In German, G EO. E. ELWELL ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BLooHsnuuo, Pa. Offlco on First floor, front room of Col. tiMiiuN Building, Main strcot, below Ex change Hotel. pAUL E. WIRT, Attorney-at-Law. Offlco in Coloubiin HoiLDiNo, Itoom No, s, Becond Boor. BLOOMSBURG, PA. a, iNoaa, u . wintibstieh. KNORR & WINTERSTEEN, Attorneys-at-Law. onico In 1st National Bank building, second floor, nrstdoortothelelt. Corner ot Main and Market streets Bloomsburg, Pa. US' Pennons and Rounties Collected. J H. MAIZE, ATTORNEY AT-LAW Offioe In Malzo'abulldlir. oyer Illllmeyer's grocery. F. P. BILLMEYEIt, (DISTRICT ATTORNEY.) ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. 3"Onico over Dentlcr's shoo store, Bloomsburg, Pa. apr-30.80. JOHN C. YOCUM. C. E. QEY3U. YOCUM & OEYER, Attornoys-at-Lawi CATAWISSA, PA. (Office front suit of rooms on second floor of MwbItih building.) tr-cAN BE CONSULTED IN OEBMAN.U Members of Sharp and Allcman's Lawyers ond Banker's Directory and the American Mercantile and collection Association. Will give prompt and careful attention to collection of claims m any part of the United btates or Canada, s well as to all other professional bublncsa entrusted to them K. OSWALD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Jackson Building, Rooms 4 and B. BERWICK, PA y.II. RIIAWN. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. catawissa, Pa. Olce.oornorot Third and MamStroeU. JJ V. WHITE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BL00MSBUR0, PA. Office In Browers' Building, 2nd iloor. may 1-tf M IOHAEL F. EYERLY, Conveyancer, Collector of Claims. AND LEGAL ADVICE IN THE SETTLEMENT OF ESTATES, HC. tw-OfflcQ in Dcntier's building with Y. P. IMI meyer, attorney-at-law, front looms, and Iloor Bloomsburg, Pa. lapr-g-sa. yr . E. SMITH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC, Berwick, Pa. MISCELLANEOUS r B. McKELVY, M. D.,Burgeon and Phj I .Blolan, north Bide Main atreet.below Market A L. FRITZ, Atlorney-at-Law. Office , Front room over Post offlco, D R. J. 0. BUTTER, PUfBIOIAN SURGEON, omoe, North Market street, Bloomaburii Pa n- WM. M. IlEBEIt, Burgeon and WPhyslclan. Offlce corner of Hock and Market treet. JR. EVANS, M. D., Burgeon and .Physician, Office sod Residence on Third treet. piRE INSURANCE. CHRISTIAN r, KNAPP, BLOOMSBURG, PA, HOME. OH" N. T. AlKHcIlANTS', OP NEWARK, N. J. ' LINTON, N. V. PEOPLES' N. Y. READING, PA. Tuoso old coaroiiATiONS are well seasoned by aire and nan twkd and have never yet had a loss settled by any court of law. Their assets are all Invested In noun bicumtib are liable to the hazard of vwz only. , , . Losses fhoihtly and noxiSTLr adjusted and paid as soon as determined by cuhmtun r. KNArr, srkcui. Aokht and Aimnhh Bloousbdbu, Pa. Thepoopleof Columbia county should patron ize the agency where losneslf any are settled and pall by one of ther own citizens. PROMPTNESS. E0U1TV, PAIR DEALING. B. F. HAUTMAN BirRKBINTH TDI FOLLOWINO AMEItlOAN INSURANCE COJIPANIEB North American of Philadelphia, tfranklln, " " fennsylvanla, " " York, ot leunsylranla. Hanover, of N. Y. Oueena, ot London. NorthBrltbih, of Wndon. Offlce on MArkec Street, No, , Bloomsburg. oct., l- BLOOMSBURG, Pa. AURANDS, Proprietors. S. P. IIAQENBUCH, Cluik. Tula well-known hotel has been furnished new Irom top to bottom The proprietors, who look possosslon April 1st,, have given the place a completo renovating. The ravelling publlo will receive tint-clan attention. "PRICES, AS USUAL. O.S.BLWSLL, 1, J S BITTENBEHDER, j-frsprJotori. 'TO LOOK AT TO-DAY ! And Where to Buy Cheap. THE WEW I'DEAIi CO. Opposite the Posiollice. Is oflbring bargains this wee'k in an unequaled variety of La dies' Linen Collars. A Handsome Choice of Children's Neckwear. Elegant Novelties in Children's Cans. a ne iscsc corset lor 40c. and upwards. Large Assortment Turkish Tidies. Ladies' Kid Gloves, in 3, A, 5 button. Half dollar's worth for n quarter; worm ior oc. iMotmng into tins oiler in this city. How can wc otter Embroideries at. half nvioo ? Wimnlv because wo got them at half wholesale prices. It wouldn't, be fair not to let our lady friends have the benelit of our fortunate purcnase. THE NEW CHi(Bap 'FiMTKey "YAINWIUUUT & CO., WHOLESALE GROCER, l'lIII.ADKI.l'IlIA, Pa. TEAS, SYIIUI'S, COFFEE, KUCAlt, JIOLiVbHES, ltlOtt, Sl'IOES, IllOAltllSOUA, etc., kto. N. E. Corner Second and Arch Sts. rfOrders will rccelvo prompt altentlon. II. 1IOUSK, DENTIST, Bloom8iiuko,Uolumiiia County, Pa All styles of work done In a superior manner, wora naiiuuicuaa represented. TBETn JZTnACT bd without Pain by the use of Oas, and free of charge whonartlnclalteetb are Inserted. Ofllco in Ilarton's bulldinc. Main Street. below Slnrket, live iloois below m's drug store, llrst lloor. Jo be open at all hours during the dai Novss-ljr tor worKin? .people, .send iu cents post ano.und wu will mall you free, a royal, valuable sample Ikjx of goods that will (j;iy you m me way ot inaKing more money in a few days than you everthought possi ble nt any business. Capital not required. You can ltvo at homo and work Intpaio time only, or uii me uiiir. rtiiui uuin buxi's, ui aiuigcs, granu ly successful, !a cents to 15 easily earned every evening. That all who want worn may test the business, wo make this unparalleled offer: 'lo all whoare not well satisfied e will send tl to pay for tho trouble of writing us. Full particulars, directions, etc., sent nee. Immense pay absolute ly sure for all who stait at once. Don't delay. Address Htinson & Co., 1'ortland, Maine, deem. H. C. SLOAH & BRO., BLOOMSBURG, PA. Manufacturers of CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETONS SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS &C. Klrst-class work always on hand. REPAIRING NBA TLY DONK. Prices reduced to suit the times. BL00MPLAHINIi MILL The undorslgncd having put his Planing Ml on itallroad street, In ilrst-ciass condition, Is pre parea to ao auninas or wonc in ins une. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS. MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. furnished at reasonable prlceu. All lumber used la well soasoned and none hut skilled workmen are employed. ESTIMATES FOE BUILDINGS urnlshed on application. Plans aLd speclOca ousproparoa uyan exporienceu urauiiuiBuitui CHAKl.ES HRD, IIIcoiiiMbtirfr, Pa Plvo Gold and Two Silver Medals, awarded In 1835 at tho Expositions of New Orleans and Louisville, and tho Iu. ventlohs Exposition of London. Tho superiority of Corallno over horn or wbalebono has now been demonstrated byovorflvo years' experience. It Is more durable, more pliable, more comfortable, and never breaks. Avoid cheap Imitations made of various kinds of cord. Nona are gouulno unless "Du. Waenkk'b Cobalinb" la printed on Incldo of steel cover. FO SALE IT AIL LUDIMB MERCHAKTt. WARNER BROTHERS, 353 Broadway, New York City. icb5r cms, In presents given away, send usV, cents postage, aud hy mail you wl 1 ! viiIiir. Ihat will start you In work hat will at once hrluir you In money lasterthan anything else In America. All about the&W.ouo In presents with each box. Agents wanted ev. crywhero, of either sex, of all ages, for all the time, or spare time only, to work for us at their own homes. Fortunes for all workers absolutely assured. IKm't delay, 11, IUllhtt Co., I'ort. land, Maine. decides. SUBSCRIBE FOIt THK COLUMBIAN, a quarter's worth for 12e. and I'DEAlS (Roods Store mZ'WELEAD" i We hive our own Laboratory &t the Delaware Hirer Oheralcftl Wotks. and two uliomiata constantly em ployed there working out scientific theories, and our Jiractic&l knowlmlffe K&ined by about GO yenrson nn and ofer 30 J curs ft maim (act were of fer tilirors. ThpHrgo andeitended unaccorded llAUCJIl'S It AW ROM! M VNIJKKSfor more than thirty year -eopecially during; and tho uniformly excellent results which farmers report having derirad f rum thorn, are very eratifylnK, and encourage us to continue the production of articles which nil) he mire to Rive tho nee d cd remiltM nt the .invest vast to the coiiMiiiiiur Wo aim to have our RA XV nOMI IHAMIItTS ti near perfection aa it i In the jwwer of our clicm 1st to mike thorn. There aro no improvomen t B or economy of manufac ture suKKBsted byacience or accomplished throush nlonicexpenence.thatwe have not practiced in tlio production of cheap and reliable fertilizers, Aa our manufacture anil importation of chemical minuro supplies take a wide range, we are In a poai thin to supply you with just what you want in the way of fertilizers, at the very lowent prices. Send for Haimti'M Plinttnlinto (Initio. AIho nrlraa unH ismnlai nf ItnnirlPii Uawltonp MamiHia Orlflatl Siiontrtnren' BAUGH&SONS Manufacturers and Importers, PHILADELPHIA, PA. Feb 20 ur Kirr bomb SUPER-PHOSPHATE CombtnAd capacity of our Works, 76,1"' tons per year, and Bt ill Increasing. CENTS I 1F0RUNPIC rCOPVolTKIS IIKAUI'IKUI. HOOK. ltglvestheLBNGUtCC and Stitimiil ol Ever, riowir iil limb. .100(1 illllf rent kinds. Also nil the Kiowi Rilliol riirll. tlon itli Clovt, Partial, Hindkircaliliidria. It Isttienoll conplttauork of the kind ever pub IMieil.cSend Flfleoa Centsnn atamps lor a fuunple copy, afso our price to litems. Agents AND E.IRTINC whiiii'ii STtrfw.fn,. v.u. TlBll Jlrttt.PMIio'l.n. BMCRICAN rUB.C0..IT North SINGER ZiJ A P-IUIS7 Till Ah. IS A Full Net of IV Attaclimenls. 5WABB.VKTEO Voors. Send Tor Clrculnr. C C. HOWE A CO., 133 N. UtU St., Vlillu., I'o. Apr. S4JW. PKILAOAUie. Crniul Prlie Jledal, l'nrls, 17S. AakrourGrocerforlt. Wm. lrry.lopiicl,Mfr a North Front Street, PHILADELPHIA, l'A. Adams' Patent Metallic PICKET PaUCE. $1.76 por rot! and tipwrtr.!:-. SPECIAL QUOTATIONS, All kinds of Iron Facet, Gates, fire tier" i rcNOC r,V:'"2.N Sif TA.-'. --T ,1,1.1.1,1.17 TKI.C CUAHO Iron Work in all stylos. Coal Screens a specialty, Iron Ladders, Wheels & Cresting. Olackimlthlng lit ill brandci. Estimates furnished. EAGLE IRON WORKS, Oor, Union. & Caiinl Sts, WILKES-DAHRE, PA inarch 12-80-ly. EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR BL00MSBUEO, FA. OI'l'OSITK COUItT I10UHB. Larg esand convenient samnlo rooms. Hath rooms hot and cold water, and all modern conveniences AN I Mir Hend 10 eentspostage, and we will mall 1:1 L" 1 ou free a royal, valuable, sainple box Ull 1 of irood9 that will nut vou in tho wur of iiiakliit? i.iun muiieu at once, than anvthlncrclso In America, llotli sexes of all aires can in e at homo ana work in pare time, or au tue time, uaptiut not, requil'tHi. u wilt hiuri yuu. Immcnso n.iv suro for thoso who btart at once. HTINbUM CO., 1 '01 Hand, NO. noKuly N.W.AYER&SON ADVERTISING AGENTS bWno PHILADELPHIA Oor, Ciiratnut mid i:ilitli Ht. ltecelve .tUvertUetufnts for this Paper. F"5TIUATF IVmiSrmitlDUI'.TIilJC rnrr CJIIMfllLOnt Lowest Cnah Rates iHtt ISIW AVER S SON'S MANUAL Mn.l slv r.nla In. nnat II 11 "Ko, "ni1 lecelva free.a cost ' ff I J1 lv luiv nl I.Allj WtllMll ixllt j help you to moio money ' clso in this world. All, of olther sex. suceocd fiom itrstbour. The broad road tofortuno opens be fo e the workers, absolutely auro. At onco ad. Urens, Tautt ft CO., Augusta, Alajno, i-1D 14 m m giMWig gjP mm rrrrr ilhtttf rm B llllililllillilllil mm bm W 1 BLOOMSBUKG, PA., A QUESTION ABOUT Browns Iron Bitters ANSWERED. The anwtlira hai rrobablr Iwen kod thnnsancil ?i,llnlfftrj,S"jf!l,"TwV Ir0" "llteni cun,err. bin , " Vrii, it d n't. Hot It dnes cure an, dlteane frirwhleh nrtputablo phvslclau would rrnscrlbe II Ot 1'hri o Uni rocnirnlrs tmn as tho heat rnttratlTS rjiont known In Ilia prnfnnlan, end Inqulrr of n oaJIch cliomlcal mi will eubstantlale thit a.sortlon that there am runro prparatiuns of iron than of anj other euhitanco used in medietas. 1 his ehows con. eliiftirelr that Iron Is acknowledged to be tho moet important factor la raecessTal rnedlcal practice, It in. hriwcTrr a remarkaMo fact, that nrior lo the d "COT err of IlltUlVN'M lltl). IlITl'IHtNnopertnct. Irsatlsfactorrlron combination nadoTertioen found, BROWN'S IRON BinERSd?2Sr. headache, or produce constipation nil nt Iter Iron nirilli-1iirHilo.lllt(JVN8IUONllITTl:lt cures IiidlfioMton, Illlloinncss.Wonltiirsi, nj-spepsln, .Uiiliirln, Chllln nnd Tevers, Tired I'rellnR.denrrtil l)rbilltr,lnln Inlhe Side, Ilnrl(orI.lmhs,IIcnilncheandNeitrnl jla forallthoeo atlmcnta Iron is prrnortbed dailjr, BROWN'S IRON BITTERS.W; initiate, Lik nil other tboroiiBh nodlelnM. it act flowlr, hn taken by tnn ths tlrft ermptom of benetlt It rcnewix. ennrcr, Tlio mnsolei then beenmo firmer, th aigetlon improTes, the boweUart nctivn. In uomn the effect 1 u-Butvlly moro rapid and marked. The eyes hrgtn at onco to brighten i tho skin oWri ttpt hew thy color comes to the cheoltsi uorroueneBS dinappearet functional denngmftnts beoome rt iju lar, anrt If nonliuf roothtr, abundant euMeunnct V euppHed for th child. Itetnember Urown'i! Jroa 11 1 Hers In the (JM.Y Iron medlclno that is not InJuiiQUfl, VSytUtani nn( Hrvygittt rtcvmmtml it. The Genuine has Twdo Mk and creatmd red lines oawrappor. TAIU: NO OTIIIUt. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM thopopalar f arorlto for drewtnjt tho hair, llc-torinff color when f ray, and prewntinff InndnnT. t cloanmi the ecolp, stopa tho hair falllnar, and Ifl rare to pleoM, 60c, and 8L0Q at Urugglaa. Tho best Cough Cure you can ttso, And. the best preventive know n for Conpumpllon. It cures bodily pains, and all disorders of tho Stomach, Bowels, Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Urinary Organs and alt Female Complaints, Tho fecbto and Kick, ntmg glim; against disease, and clow ly drifting ton arda the prave, will In most cases recover thtlr health by the timely use of Paukkii's Tonic, but delay Is dan gerous. Take It In time. Sold by all Druggists la large bottles at $1.00. HINDERCORNS The safest, surest, quickest and best euro for Corns, Cantons, Warts, Moles, CalIoUBC8,ftc Hlndersthelr fur t her growth. Btopeallpaln. Glvesnotroubkv Makes tho feet comfortable. Illndercorns cures v. hen everything elao fatlfl. Bold by Druggists at 19c. Iliscox JSCO..N. V. any. 1 1-1 y GENUINE MERIT IS SURE TO WIN. Wo believe theUUSsSIAN lUIEUMATISiU CUKi; has real, penulno merit. It Is this faith which has led us to put our money Into it go It be rally. We have put moro into it than money money could not imy tho fair name "vo havo alneil by twenty years of honorable business caling right lie re on Market Ht., Philadelphia, nnd yet so great is our faith in tho Russian lUicu mutism Cure that wo aro willing to stake our re putation on it as a safe, speedy and permanent cure forall Iiheumatio troubles. Could wo oiler any better guaranty of good faith? Others be sides ourselves havo tested its merits, and add their hearty and unequivocal endorsement. Wo send to all who a&k it a pamphlet contain ing much of such testimony. Aud yet If you have Itheumatlsm why sutler ono day longer than is necessary. It costs only SiSQ to be cured, and whilo you aro making up your mind to try it you might bo madowelL Tho RUSSIAN RHEUMATISM CURE 1ms Bavetl every .Rheumatic sufferer ho hns given it a fair trial. It is for you to decide whether or not It shall euro you. Drlna (CO ca 1 If mailed. lOo. additional. wwivfcww ii reKiHtareq, iuc. more. None Genuina without thin Trade Mark. A vp it ! nnt tn he found at tho Ktnwn hut inn only be had byencloslDK the amount aa aboNe.and mldrQK3intrtho American proprietors, PFAELZER BROS. & CO. SI'J.S'.U Klnrkct Street) 1'blladelplila. march u.ly.a CURES ALL HUMORS, from a common Illotrli. nr Irruption, to the worst soiof 11 Iti, snlt-rlioiiin. 'Fover-iiori'H," Ncaly nr ICuiisrli Sltlii, In short, ull dlM-nscs cnuseil liy Imd blood are con(iuored by this powerful, purlfyiiijr, nnd Inviiroratlncr medicine, (ii'vut l'.atliiK HI coris rnnidly heal under ita beultrn lulluence. Especially has It manllestud Its potency in curlni? letter, ltoe IIiikIi. Hull, Car bunc'le, Sort) tiye, Scrutiiluuit Soi c and NwollitiKS Hip-Joint Itlsense, AVliite Svelllni:, ;itic, or Thick Necli, and IinlnrBecl tiliuuls. Send tea cents m stamps for n lnro treatise, with col ored plates, on Pkin iJNeases, or tho samo amount foratreatiso on heiotulona Affections. "Tin: iti.ooit is tiii) i.in:. ThorouKhh' clennso It hy uslnir Hi-, l'lei-co'. Ooldoii Sledlenl Dlht'ovory, and (rood dIge.tlon,a (nlr skill, liiiiiiint spir its, vKnl strength, nnd suiinilncss of coilitltlltlon, will bu ebtnljllslKil. CONSUHflPTBON, which Is Scrof uloim nisensn of tho I.iiliK', is promptly and certainly urrcsted and cured by this (iod-sriven remedy, if taken before tho last fctajres of thedlseasoaio reached, l'i'om Its wondertul power over this terribly fatal disease, when llrst olferlufr tills now eel ebrated remedy' to tho nubile, Dr. Piercb thought seriously of ealfinjr it his "Coil, kil in pi ion Cure," butiilmndoncd t lint name as too limited lur n moilleino which, I torn its wonderful combination of tonic, oruicnstheu lnir, nllerative, or blood-eleanslnff, nml-blllous, pectoral, and uutilihc piopeitieb, is unequaled, not only as a remedy lor consumption of tho lungs, but lor all CHRONIC DISEASES or this Liver, Blood, and Lungs, If you feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, havo sallow color of skin, or yellowish-brown spots on lace or body, tierment heixlnclio or dizzi ness, bad tasto In inoiith, internal heat or chilli, alternating with hot flashes, low spirits and gloomy borcbodliiKS, liiefrumr appetite, and coated tonirne, you aro bulletin? from Indl. Kcsiloii.iij spepsln, and Torpid l.Her, or "lllllouiio. lu many cases only part of these symptoms aro experienced. At u remedy for ail such cases, r, IMorce's Uolilon niodlcnl Discover' hat no equal. Vor AVenk I.uiiira, Spitting: of Illood, Sliortlioas of llreutli, 111 onchltli, Hevoro (loiiKltS) Consiuiiptloii, and kindred affections, it is a soveielgn remedy. Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Tiercel book on Consumption, hold hy liruggltL. rtllLt 3I.UU, ion $3.00. World's Dispensary Medical Association, l'roprletors, (M3 Main St., BorrAlo, N. Y. G?CO',S LITTLE AM I-IUI.IOIIS mid tIATIIAHXIO. Sold by llriiyulsls. zb cents a vial. $m REWARD Is olfercd by tho proprietors of Dr. bago's Catarrh llemedy fipi for a rabo of catarrh which they Lw 6t cannot cure, S It you have a discharge from BftsWl. y tho nose, offensive or other WJT, wise, pattiul loss of smell, taste, orhearlng,weakcjea,dullpala or pressure In head, you have Catarrh. 1 hou panda of cases tennlnatH In consumption, nr.D&ffe's uATAiiiui ukmiuiv cures inu worn cases nf Dnlnrrh. "i;oiu in inu llenil.'l and (Jutnrrliul l'xadacho. Ul cents. PATENTS, t btalned aud all patent imslQcas attended to (or liiiKieruiu lues. our onico is onnoslto t tio I , H. Patent onico, and wo can obtain 1'aicnta in lens ilino than thodo re mote from waininuton tiend model or drawlni.'. Wo udvlbo as to nnt enlaoillty rreooteUaw, un'lwoiu'.iko no ciuruo uuieaa patein is eeeumu. W'urotcrlieiv, to the 1'obtinaster, tha Hupt, of Money Order Div.. and to olllelala of tho u. H. reterencea to actual cllonta in your own btateor U. A. SISUV it CO., oonoiltn patent onico. Wsshlnirton. 11 n ans-tf ' ll RTTKKI&TJi- tl IIJHEUMtTlSM CURE.I FRIDAY, AUGUST 6, 1886. SELECT STORY. A JEWELER'S BANKRUPTCY, Mr. Robert Milliccnt was ono of tho unemployed. His trade was burglary, but times wero bad and ho was tem porarily under a cloud. To be explicit, ho had just como out of prison, and a prolonged period of penal scrvitudo had somewhat affected his health, llo needed rest and good living, but un icjitiinniciy mo companion ana partner of Ins-most recent escanado had dis appeared with tho whole proceeds of their joint adventure. To malco mat ters worse, nearly all of his most trust ed conenuues were at I le moment, in enforced st elusion ; and those who re mained at largo found business so dull that Ihoy could render him no assis. tance. IIo did not feel equal, juit at )ieseiit,to resuming the arduous duties of hw profession, tbo moro especially as Ihe police wero keeping a very stiict eyo upon him. In fact, until the vigilencu ot his enemies relaxed n little, nu nao no alternative but lo remain comparatively honest. Under these sad eiroiiintlnnpos Afr. Milliccnt was naturally very much de pressed, and it grieved his proud sp'nit to lind hiui'clf driven to tho unworthy expedient of begging letter writing. However, the necessity of obtaining inu menus 01 exigence overcame bis scruple, and his touching appeals pro duced somo stray contributions. Among other pcis.jns ho addiessed himself to was Mr. Hiram Facet, a ..1.1... tir.... -i.v. , , . ' nu.uLujf sv tut jmui jeweler, in ap- piuauiiiiig mis gentleman, iilr. Mini cent did not represent himself in neith er ol ins tavoritc characters of a widow wm. i-ix cmiuri'n, or a tonsmnptivo engineer lately blessed with tiiplets. Ilo signed his own name, and, remind ing Mr. Facn that they had beenxlass- m.ites in the same charity school, frankly asked for a trilling loan for the sake of old acquaintanceship. It was perfectly true that the wealthy jeweler and tho despised burglar had imbibed tho rudiments of education at the samo institution, but Mr. Millieent's scholastic career had been cutshoit by somo act of depravity beyond his years, which led to his adopting a predatory mode of life. Mr. Facet, on the other hand, had profited by his opportunities, and had risen in tho world. Thoy had never met since their youthful days, but Mr. Milliccnt had kept a watchful eye upon his successful friend, and had long meditated making a raid i.pon bis valuable slock in trade. The burglar was not very sanguine that his application would meet with a favorable respoueo , but ho neverthe less waited the result with a certain amount of cuiiosity. Rather to his surprise, ho leceivtd a letter from Mr. Facet couched in fritndly terms, en closing a postal order for a sovereign, and requesting him to arrargo a pri valu nnd confidential interview. Mr. Millieent's disposition was natur ally suspicious, and ho was inclined to be shy of making appointments with strangers, but, as his old schoolfellow left tho details entirely to him. hr. selected a-quiet publio house where ho would feel perfectly at home, and ex pressed his willingness to meet Mr. Facet theio on a certain day and hour, which ho named. Mr. racet arrrnprl tn the suggestion, and, punctually at tho timo indicated, ho nresonte.1 him. self at tho bar of tho snuc hostel. wlmri. Afi- Af;il,nf . !.!.. , " .. ,ntn,i;ui VYUO UH UlLlIlg llUU. Tho burglar perceived at a rrlnnnn that his visitor had taken the tion to disguiso himself. He woro his hat over his eyes, his coat collar was turned up, and his feat urea worn unit. cealed as much as possible by a mulller. Nevoitheless. Mr. Milliccnt recognized him instantly, and felt slightly awed by his air of respectability and author ity. After vouchsafing the briefest of greetings, Mr. Facet inquired whether ihery was a private room where they could talk without being overheard. Having foreseen this reounst. Mr. Millictnt had engaged tho bar parlor, whither ho conducted bis vislinr with deference. Mr. Facet ordered snirils and water, and when thoy wero alone together ho immediately proceeded to business. ' So you'ro Bob Millicent. arn vnn 7' he romaiked, looking at him keenly. " es, sir, ' said tbo burglar modestly. "I remember you at school verv well," continued Mr. Facet, "and I'vo heard of you since from timo to time. You weio t:nnc( rued in that businiss at Triekett's. I saw your name in the papers." '1 hat was ever so long ago," said Mr. Millicent, a littlo uneasily. "You haven't turned honest. I sun. pose ?" said Mr. Facet, sharply. Something in his patron's tono caus ed Mr. Millicent lo check tho canting reply which roso to his lips, and ho responded silently, "It's bad times for honesty." "You want a job, no doubt," said Mr. Faccnt. "It depends what kind it is. I want money," answered Mr. Millicent. "A job in your own lino of business," continued Mr. Facet. Mr. Millicent could hardly believe ins ears,anu no stared at his old school fellow in amazemont. "Aro you going to put mo up to something 7 ho innniied. roroveiinrf his assurancn. "Yes : if you will promise me. by everything you hold sacred, nover to breathe a word to any ono of this con versation,'1 said Mr. Facet, impressive-- y- .. . "Atl light, guv'nor I'm straight." ''You'll swear it ?" "Uy tho holy poker yos I" Mr. Facet fixed his eyes upon blm until bo had stared him out of counten ance, and then ho said contemptuously: "Well, it is to your own interest to keep your word, nnd you'vo nothing to gain by breaking it, so I supposo I can trust you. Now listen. Do you know my premises in Long street, St. JamesT" "Yes, I'vo seen Vm." "And admired the pretty things in tho window, I daro say ?" said Mr. Facet, meaningly, "Thoro's pretty things there, cer tainly," responded! Mr. Milliccnt, de licately ignoring tho situation. "Now, look here,'' said Mr. Facet, leaning forward and lowering his voice i "for certain privato reasons it would suit mo very well it you paid n professional visit to my establishment," "What "ejaculated Mr. Millicent, "I would just as soon you did tho job ai any ono else," continued Mr. I'acet, in a matter-of-fact tone. It .will bo well worth your while, I can tell you nnd I'll arrange everything so that you won't run any risk what ever." 'Excuse me, guv'nor," exclaimed Mr. Milliccnt, after staring open-mouthed at his companion for u considerable number of seconds. "Would you mind saying that over ngain f" "Nonsense," replied Mr, Fnnnt. Im patiently. "You heard what I said. and I mean it." "May I ask a question t" asked Mr. Milliccnt, nfter another pause. "I can guess what it is. You don't understand why I mako this proposal," said Mr. Facet contemptuously. "No, I'm if I do," returned Mr. Milliccnt, ftrvor. "I'm going to lilo my petition," said Mr, Facet. "What's that V inquired Mr. Milli ccnt. "Bankruptcy," exclaimed Mr. Facet, shoitly. ''Consequently I'vo no inter est in my slock, and tho most valuablo pan of it dot'sn't belong to me at all. It's lent by tho trade tho diamond trade.'' "I see," said Mr. Milliccnt, with a wink. "A burglaiy on my premises would drive me into bankruptcy," said Mr. Facet, looking hard at his companion. "No man can help a misfortune of that kind. In fact," ho added, "it would bo a good excuse." "loll re a knowing one, guv nor," f'hliniml ATr Aftlllnoiil n,,t It Main .1 in. exclaimed Mr. Mill allv I.V.IIIV, VlllllUOIit3.il.- "It'h lucky for you that I am, for this job will put a good many hundred pounds iu your pocket." "I'll stand in, guv'nor, make no-mistake," said Mr Millicent, with glisten ing eyes, "and I'll act honorably by you you shall havo your share." "Pshaw I What do you mean ?" exclaimed Mr. Facet, indignantly ; "do juu uiku me ior a tniei f i n navi nothiurr whntnvpi- In dn will, it Tf iu your own affair entirely. Understand tun, miiiu. "Right you are !" Baid Mr. Milliccnt, rather abashed. "Ill tho Caso of lewnlrv. T summer. that no time is wasted I by ;'ou in tak ing out, mo stones and melting down tho metal " inouiiod Mr. F.ipm. abruptly. "Its done tho samo night," said Mr. Millicent knowingly. "That you will pledg.i yourself to." "If I onlv trot awav willi thi. Huvnr tho btuif will be in tho pr.t within a"u hour," answered Mr. Milliceutly, em phatically. "Very well. Now fill your glass aud listen to me," said Mr Facet.draw ini his chair closer. The conversation at this juncture became too technical to bo of general inteiest, relating as it did to tho topo graphy of Mr. Facet's promises, the means of escailimr intn llm Elmnl n , 0 ...v w. .Jb.vVU b tlio side.tho exact position of the safes, and the habits of tho persons lett in charge. Suflico it tn av that-, in lmlf au hour tho jeweler had made it per- lutLiy uieui- to ins any mat a burglary committed in Long street upon a specified dato would nnt nut nil tho. sliirbtcst risk. V, Vprv linlnil rrnrt Iikaii carefully "thought out by tho astute Mr. F.lnot ivlirt - i.iu blan of his shnn find ullmeorl Mill;. cent to take an impression in wax of the keys of tho safes. Tho burglar entered keenly into tho project, and wrw fiUnd u!tU n. i.: ......u niuii (.mull .mull Ul I11H UUIII nauion's cr.lsn of nn mumnilnmul subject. 'Blow'd if it doesn't look as if you was born to tho profession, guv'nor," he ejaculated, with perfect sincerity. "It you get a blank postcard on tho morning of the day," said Mr. Facot, using from his seat and buttoning up his coat, "you may feel perfectly satis fied that at tho hour arranged thero Mian uuiy no ono person on mo prem ises, and ho shall bo dead drunk." "All right, sir. And lookeo hero 1" added Mr. Milliccnt, enthusiastically, "if tho police find tho slightest cluo lo lead them to suspect it is a put up thing.I'll givo myself up and do anoth er stretch. I can't say fairer than that." Mr. Facet took his departure, leav ing his old school-fellow in capital spirits, which wero fully sustained dur ing the interval which elapsed before tho dato fixed for iho enterprise arriv ed. IIo privately thought that Mr. Facet must bo mad, not fully appre ciating tho advantage to that gentle man of an opportune robbery in the circumstances be had drscribed. But ho was none tho lees delighted at his good luck, and anticipated with keen ple&suro the sensation which such a coup would causo in professional cir cles at such a dull season. Tho blank postcard duly arrived, and Mr. Millicent, having made all his preparations beforehand, was ready for action at tho appoitod time. IIo found everything had been arranged by Mr. Facet with scrupulous fidelity and exactness, nnd the result was that having been instructed beforehand where tho moBt valuablo goods were placed, he contrived to carry out his part of the operation with comoloto ness and dispatch. The noxt morn ing's papers annouueed tho robberv in tho largest typo, commenting upon tho unparalleled boldness of tho attack mm nie uxiraonimary amount ot booty secured. Mr. Millicent glowed with pride as he read these encomiums ; nor was his satisfaction diminished when it appeared that tho polico wero entirely deceived by the precautions lie had taken to mauo it appear that tho burglar had no accomnlices upon i...:i i!.. - U1U IfUllUlllg. It is to bo feaicd that Mr. Milllnrnt rather I'.IVU himself nim nmnn,. Iuc brother professional! upon tho strength of his achievement. No ilnubi. iii head wm a little turned by tho wealth he had gained. Accoiding to infor maiion furnished tn th tho lianers by Mr. Facet himself, tlm stolen property comprised diamonds mm precious siones ot the value of manv thousand nnnmla Mr M!ll,on,.i had visions as soon as ho could realiao ins plunder ot living on ohiokeu and oharapagne, and opening a publio luuuiiiji iiiuruugiitiirc, ills flicndii rut her resented Ida nlnilm. ,,.! Mnnan , t, n Inn. II.. . 1. .. . f II demonstrated by their oouduct' tho fnnl ll.n. .. I , . . i.iuv Him v-uvjr miu jealousy oxist 11 oilier professionals besides those of art literature aud tho drMiia. Ill this Stntn nf Ihlnrrs it una iinlm-'d ly doubly galling nnd humiliating to Mr. Milliccnt to bo informed by the trusty and excellent Hebrew gentle mnn who acted as bis baukor and agent, that it had turned out upon lu , vostigation, that noarly the wholo of THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XX.NO 31 COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL, L, NO 51 the supposed most valuablo stones wero false I Every diamond was iiaste and, indeed speaking generally, the uuiy gi'iiuuic pan oi mo uooiy was tho gold setting. It happened unfor tunately, that Mr. Milliccnl, acting upon urn nmniercsicii ami iriciiuiy ad vice of Mr. Faoet, had not encumbered himself with linllrtr m- Imqw nrllelpa IIo had selected his plunder with dis crimination, choosing certain siones and cases which tho iewcller had do- scribed as wortli all tho rest of tho goods put together. By so doing, as it now appeared, ho had" inadvertently carried off a largo assortment of spur ions jowelry.nlong with very littlo that wiiri vitiunuie. Poor Mr. Millicent was so unset at this unpleasant nows that he called tho Hebrew gentleman Rome very shock ing names, and brought tears to his venerablo eyes. In fact Mr. Millicent was fairly besido himself with rage and humiliation, and his comrade, who were delighted at tho turn of events. If ho had been wieo Mr. Milli cent would havo swallowed his dis appointment, for though his piizo bad turned out to bo comparatively value less, it nevertheless would realize a pretty substantial sum. But, unfoitun ately, the burglar was very seimtive tinmi tllO ailltir.et nf l,tj i,i-,fraainnnt reputation., which, bn foresaw, would ..rr. !i , , . .. ...... miner consincrauiy irom the tnoK mat lm.l llPmi idfil-nd unmi Lin 1 f .. ,.,.,( ,wii mm. iio realized with painful clearness thai ho had bwen mndo a catpaw of by tho sagacious Mr. Facet who had, no doubt, desire 1 to account for tho dis appearance of certain articles which ho had hiinself aiinrnnriated. Thn idn.i of having been deceived by a person who had rome to him in tho guNo of a friend, and particularly a person quite outside tho profession, made Mr Milli eent's blood boil with indignation, and ho resolved that Mr Facet should pay dearly for what ho had done. IIo was for a long timo unable, how ever, to frame any definite scheme of revenge, for a very littlo reflection suf ficcd to convince him of his helpless ness. Tho circumstances of tlio case wero so peculiar that ho bad no redress, lie could not strike at Mr. Facet by disclosing his perfidity without incur ring personal risks. To do him jus tic", Mr. Milliccnt was not a blood thirsty person, and though ho carried a revolver in the exersiso of his pro fession, ho always shrank from using it. IIo even preferred to avoid vio lence of any kind, and for that reason ho resisted his first impulse of confront ing Mr. Facet and openly accusing him of his treachery. It was hardly prob able that any useful result would accrue from this, and the jeweller seemed quite capable of knocking a mm down. Tho idea which finally evolved its If from Mr. Millinenl.'a hrnm wot. in rn cover the booty which he considered ..:t. i.. 1...1 , . . . nimy ijunmgen to nun. lie had read with interest the reported proceed ings of Mr. Facet's li.inkrnnlpi nnd had observed how tho jeweller had pa thetically described hinnelf n vinif beou completely ruined by that heart" less robbery. But, with bis peculiar knowledge of fads. Mr. Milli pent lind a very shrewd suspicion that Mr. IV,et u.iu iiiuue provision ior a raMiy day, and that somewhere, nr nther hn iino. seseed a valuablo store of nrrnimia siones. Mr. Millicent .'lseerl.tinpd mill difficulty that Mr. Facet icsided at .oaiiiam, arm no devoted his leisure timo to reconnoiteri tiim littlo villa. Theio was a convnni- cnt field at the.back of tho house, and Mr. Millicent studied tho beauties nf naturo and tho habits of Mr. Fne,.i and Ilia household with quiet ner.-ist- ency. His natural history studies s.ro not recorded, lint he observed that Mr. r acei nau a passion lor orchids. There W.-.8 a small ireenhnnn nt tl ii mwl sf C "J ."V lllu S. 4 V4 J L tlio garden, which was devoted to tho ultllio of that fraciln fl Mr. Facet used to spend hours logetb- puuei-iiig aoout, among his belovtd ants, and lenlonslv nvnlnd the gardener from its sacred precincts. IIo used to keep tho key of this glass house in his Docket, and ed it to any one. Alter awhile Mr. Millicent was Sized with .1 slrnnrr dnnirn Inii.nlirn !iis holy of holies. To i gentleman 3f his ingenuity the lne.t-nd d but a trilling obstacle. He procured a privato key, and for several evenings ho searehed cautiously about tho tlo'or with a dark lantern. It W.T.S nope. an rv to use tlio utmost caution, and Mr. Millici m's proceedings weru tedious and wearisome. IIo groped about upon his hands and knees, sounding tho earth beneath tho stages, inch by inch, with an iron nrnhe Ilia anlf.,,,,. posed lask seemed as unprofitable as it wus monotonous ami iatiguing, but at eugvu ins exertions apparently attained .heir obiVct. Ono pveiiimr lin nllnrrwl a sudden exclamation, and fell to tear ing Ull the moist. n:iitli with C, Then he cast a ray of light from his lantern ww mo cavity no hail formed, and disclosed a small" nhlnnrr hnv ent ered iu canvas. Without moro ado he, pulled it out, placed it under his arm beneath his en.it. shut ilm 7 K..W uhiu J i. IHO lantern, and cautiously made his way . f .i. - . - j out ui mo greennouso. Without oven w-niiinrr. nn thiy w... sion, to closo the door behind him, Mr. -uniiceni luineu to uy, when lio heard a footstop on tho gravel ;alk in his rear, and the uext moment a hand was laid roughly on bin e.nllni- "You villiau !'' panted a voice, which ho recognized. "vVhoaieyout What wero you doing in my orchid house t" 'Let mo I'd !" inrelnimi.d Mr Mill!. cent, setting his teeth, as ho recognized lilt. V UVJL'U IIo I Ilfldo n. dnsiwivntr. urnn.i!i na l.n .kj-i.s,w .V.Uv11 tB U spoke, and almost succeeded in freeing iiimBoii; uui in doing so Ho dropped tho littlo canvas ooveicd box, and though ho stooped nnd recovered it di rnpll,, ttin 1. .(.. 11. ... ....!.! .1.. .. , i .if..,, tuu ivnvnui uviuuiiLiv nerceivei what it was. In nn inst-int Ids at,..,,,. fingers had grasped tho burglar by tho throat, A second more, and Mr. M 11 icent would havo been at tho meroy of his enemy, who in a paroxysm ot sud den fury seemed quilo capable of strangling him. Tho instinct of self preservation, howover, caused tho burg lar to seizo his icvolvcr. and to mil tho trigger, A bharp report vibrated in inu sun night air, Mr. Facet full backward without uttering a Hound,nnd Mr. .Millicent, half mad with fright, scrambled over the rnilinrra nml rushed nt the top of bis speed across l... r. . .1. .. i i mu nem ui inu uacK. Tho dramatic iiioidcnt disturbed Mr Millieent's equanimity a great deal slpiiladvcitlscmcntammtbopnld for before sertcd except where ponies have accounts. Legal advert Iscments two dollars per irjcn jpt three Insertions, nnd at that rate for Additional Insei lions without reference to length. Executor's, Administrator's, and Auditor's so tlccs three dollars. Transient or Local notices, ten cents a line, reg utar advertisements halt rates. Cards In tho "liuslnORs Directory" column, en dollar a year for each line. As before staled, he disliked personal violence, and though ho was not dis posed to blamo himself for what he liad done, ho was anuoyu l at having had to fire. His ncives were unstrung, in fact, aud perhaps this was tho rea son that bu felt- singularly ill at ease and apprebi'iisivo of lb" lnquisitivenees of the police during hi-4 homeward journey. His painful frame of mind possibly revealed itself in his demeanor nnd attracted attention, for it unfoitu uateiy happened that, just as ho was Hearing bis temporary abode, a detect ive oflicer accosted him, and iu a casual way inquired what ho was carrying un der his coat. Thero was a very sensational report in die paptrs the next day of tho cap luro of a well-known burglar, with tho piocccds of a recent robocry actually in bis possession. Tho extraordinary affair excited a goi'd deal of specula tion, ami gave unbounded satisfaction to tbo cieditots of Mr. Facet, who had thus, almost by a miracle, recovered most valuablo assets. Mr. Millicent again made his appeal anco in tho dock nt tbu Old Bailey, and, by circumstan tial evidi nee, against which ho vigor ously protested, bu was found guilty ot the famous burglarly. He preferred to hold bis tonguo concerning tho maimer in which lie bad acquired-trie canvas box, nor did Mr. Facet como forwaul to bear testimony against him. That gentleman was unable to appear at the trial, having phot himself lather badly as it was explained, in caielissly handling a revolver. The prisoner was observed to smile when this statement was made; but bis expression was tho reverse of hilarious when he was sen aenced to foutteon years' penal servi tude. As to M. Facet, contrary to the expectations of the knowing ones among his friends, his bankruptcy turned out a very bad speculation, and lie has never lifted bis bead since. Nellie Grant. A AVashington special to the Indian- apnlis Journal has the following : A lelativo of tho Grant family in this city is authority for I ho statement that tho married life of Nellie Grant Sanoris is far more bumilatiug and un pleasant than has yet been made pub lie. Mrs. Sartoris makes her home witfi her husband's father, in the north of England, and according to all ac counts, sbo is treated as a sort of poor relation. Two rooms are set aside for tho uso of herself and children, and their meals aro furnished, but nothing tlo is given to them either by her husband or Mr. bartoiu, Sr. So far, indeed, as tho younger Sartoris is con cerned, it is said that ho has not con tributed a penny to his wife's support ior years. It is a well-known fact that for a couple ot years prior to General Grant's death leniiltauees of money wero regu laily sent to Nellie to provide herself aud children with clothing and other useful articles. When the General be came impoverished through the rascal ity of Ferdinand Ward, the greatest re gret ho is said to havo expressed was -i. i . ... , . 1 . . iiiav ins poverty wouiu prevent Inm irom turllier assisting Nellie, who was practically suimorted bv his bounty. All tbo members of tho Grant family still contribute to the support of Mrs. Sartoris, and tho children have urged Mis. Sartoris for years to sepe rate from her husband and return to America. It is said that Mrs. Grant made such a request only a few months ago, after learning of some fresh indig nity on Sartoris' part, but the daughter replied that she would not entertain such a proposition a moment, and add ed indigiuiutly that she would refuso to sustain relations of any character with her family if these importunities did not cease. Meanwhile Sartoris is rac ing about England spendiug tho meagro allowance his'father gives him among companions of his own kind. Tho repoits which reach here from Now York say ilmt Sartoiis has been absent from his wife since last spring, anu mat sno nears nom him only at raie intervals. Enough MediciDe to Kill One Man May ixhyo no uueci on jinoiuer. Nothing is truer than that thero can be no definite and ai biliary niles gov erning tho doso of drug, physiological effect being our only safe guide. Oi r- taiu urugs aro apt lo uo sophisticated whilo again others aro of vaiiablo strength, though thoy msy bo couscien tinnsly piepartd, it biing diilicnlt lo obtain tho crude material" of pri per grovvm or season, i iccently saw a young man who by mistake, had taken moro than a lablespoonful of tincture nucis vomicio without the sliglitrst un toward symptom, and when tho mistake was discovered hours later, and I was hastily summoned, 1 saw no occasion for iuterfeiciioe, there being no symp toms of an overdose, nor did any de velop. Un another occasion, recently. I ordeiod for a child 3 years of ago ten drops of syrup ferri iodidt tr. d, but mo mother, by mistake, gave instead a tcaspoonful dote, till my visit the day louowing, uvo leaspoonluls havtug been taken in eighteen hours and no appreciable barm resulting. Now, no one will deny theso are overdoses, yet, as no harm resulted, it poinis io one ot two things, either the medicines were inert, or the patients particularly hardy and not susceptiblo to them, for iu neither caso was Iho full characteristic physiologioal effect produced. Agaiu. tho moial might bo drawn that wo cannot be too careful iu our direction to tho nurso or attend ant regarding tho administration of remedies', though in both theso cases tho directions were plainly written by tbo druggist, aud reinforced by my own. Medical Jiulktin. Uo UOt laugh at tho gentleman uilli i bare Doll, mv son. It is not nearly so bad to have a head that is bald on tho outside as to havo a head that is bald on tho inside. Sllllllnv cplirtrd lnnt,n. 1nlmn,p ,1a ........... ww,uu. , ".u U w . VUIIIIU KIJ you undcrstaud tbo parable of tho ..1. . .V 1 1 I.8.. Tl. mii-iiuum unu inn Biiccp i uuuuuy Yes, sir. Teacher If you littlo chil dreu aro tho sheep, what am I , Johnny A big sheep, sir. A bald headed spectator nt a base ball gamu was hit right on the crown of the bead by a high ball, and the umpire Btoppcd dodging long enough to console tho victim with the reflection that ''flits always were partial to bald .heads."