The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, May 14, 1886, Image 1

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Bcried except where rattles have accounts.
Ugal advertisements two dollars per Inch for
three Insertions, and at that rate for additional
Insertions without refcrenco to length.
Kxecutor's, Administrator's, and Auditor's no
ticca three dollars.
Transient or Loeat notices, ten cents a line, 1 1 g
ular advertisements half rates.
Cards In the "Business Directory" column, on
dollar a year lor each line.
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JO BlFliYrflNG.
Tlifl rob Printing Department o the Colombian
11 very com Jicie. It contain the latest new tvnn
anl m iHilnery and Is tl.o only omro that runs Job
pressn by niwcr. mm us th0 best facilities; V,.
in Uii furnished on largo Jobs. ""'. i.s-
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BLOOMSBTJIIG, PA., FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1886.
THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XX. NO 10
COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL. L, NO 10
PROFESSIONAL". CARDS,
r K. WALLKIt,
ATTO UN I2 V-AT-L A W,
omco over is.. National Hank, mMm'bur. '
X U. FUNK,
' ATTO RNE V-AT-L A W.
Dt.ooMSBuaa.PA,
o IVdo in Jut's llullJlnt?.
1 OIIN M. Ci.AUK,
AT TO UN E V- AT-L A V.
AND
JUSTICE OF T1IE PEAOU.
llLOOHSBCKd, Pa,
o lice oyer Moycr Bros. Drug store.
p W. MILLER,
TTOItNBY-AT-LAW
Ofllco In Browor's bulldlng.second noor.room No. 1
Uloomsburg. Pa.
FRANK ZKR,
ATTO UN K V- AT-L AW.
Hloomsbuig, Pa.
om;o corner of Centre and Mala strsets. Clark t
Building.
Can be consulted In German.
Q.EO. E. KLWEt.L
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
BLOOMSIIUr.Hj'.I'A.
O.llco on First llonr. front room of Cot..
dmiiian IliilUllim, Main street, below hx.
change Hotel.
p.VUL. E. WIUT,
Attorney-at-Law.
omce In Colombian B0H.D1NU, Itoom No. , second
ajr" KLOOMSBOUa, PA.
8. KNOKK. l..B.WINTBaSTEN.
KN01UI & WINTERS TEEN,
A ttorney s-nt-Law.
omco lu 1st National Hank building, second I noor.
Bret door to the left Corner ot Mala and Jlarlct
streets Uloomsourg, Pa.
tS" Pennant and Bounties Collectld.
J II, MAf'iE,
ATTORNEY AT-LAW
Sfflco In Malto's bulldUg verHlllmeyer's grocery,
p P. nTl,l.TlEVER,
district a ttojrnky.)
ATTORMEY-AT-LAW.
romco over Dcntlcr's shoe store,
BlooiMlmrR. Pa. r.upr-oO.bU
JOHN 0. YOCUM.
C. K. QEY2U.
YOCUM & OEYEU,
Att ornoys-at-LaWi
CATAW1SSA, PA.
(onice front suit ot rooms on second floor ot
T.BWS Iikm building.)
SJ-CAN HE CONSULTED IN CIEHMAN.i
A.
K. OSWALD,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Jackson Building, Koorns 4 and 5.
BBHWICK.PA
vjrr. ii. iuiawn.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAAV.
Catawlaea.Pa.
omoe.cornor ot Third and Main Streets.
-JJ V. WIIITK,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
BL00MSBURQ,PA.
Office In Ilrowcrs' Building, 2nd lloor.
may 1-tf
ICIIAEL fTkVEIU.Y,
Conveyancer, Collector of Claims
ANI
LKOAL AWVICK IN TIIK hKITLKMENT OK
ESTATES, if.
Somco In Pent'er's "'""S,""'1 S'S"
m'yer. nttorney-al-law, front it.om , nd floor.
Ulooinsburg, Va. pr-o-so
E. SMITH,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
N1
NOTARY PU15LIC,
Berwick, P.i.
MISCELLANEOUS
JB. McKELVY.M. D.,BurBeon and Phy
.swmn.nortu aide Main atret.belov. Marttt
a r
Ollio
A.. Front room over Post omce,
tR. J. C. BUTTER,
17
PUYSICIAN SSUItOBON,
i omco, North Market street,
blocniBliuij., Pa
rll. WM. M. HEUEH, Surgeon amj
1) Phyaiclan. omce corner ot Kock and Market
treet.
7 ft, EVASH M. P., Bu'B'0"?1!
J .Physlolau, OJlce inn Itesidenco on Third
etreet.
JpiKE INBUKANC'h..
CIIUIBT1AN P. KNAPP.BLOOMSBOKG.PA,
HOME, OF N. Y. ,. K. ,
MEItClIANTS', OP NEWAltK, N. J.
LINTON, N. V.
1'EOPLK n. v;
ItKAIH.NO, PA.
TUew ..ld coKroRAT.oKS "e'eiueasonedby
age and hkk tmted and have ice
U&0,ffi5?rnd rtt iirra
Thepeonleof Columbia codnty8"0"'!?,,!1?,!!;
lte the ageiicy where losseslf auya.ebettledaud
pall by one of ther own citizens. .,...
V PUOMITN EbS. EOUIT. FAlltPgAM?iU.
HAHTMAN
KrKs td roLtowiKa
AMEIUCAN 1N8UHANCE COMPANIES
North American ot Philadelphia,
franklin. " "
IVnnaylvanla, " "
Vork, of Puunsylvanla.
Hanover, ot N. V.
Oueena, ot London.
North British, ot London.
S oaTtlil street, No. 5, Bloombrrg.
oct, u, 1"
BLOOMSHURG, Pa.
AUBANDS, Proprietors.
S. P. HAGENJJUCII, Cleiik.
This well-known hotel has beeu furuUhcd new
from top to bottom.
Tim nrnnrletors. WllO lOOk' pOSWaf lOn April Ibt.,
nave given the placo a complete renovating. Tho
travelling publlo will receive first-class attention.
ItrviUCZS, AS USUAL.
yywiNwitionv jtco,,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
l'lltt.ADEI.l'HU, Pa.
TEAS, fcYIIUPS, COFKHB, HUOAlt, JIOLABSES,
ISICK, SPICKS, IIIOAU1I KODA, KTO., KTO.
N. E. Corner Hecon l and Arch Sts.
"Orders will reccivo in-ompt attention.
COURSEN, CLEMONS&'cfJ
Limited,
Importers and Wholesale Dealers m
Crockery. (Hassware.TaliloandPocl.it cutlery,
window (.luss, and Plaled-wnic.
The 6(1 candle-power trniMi electric lamp.
'i he celebrated l'inafoio Burner.
Wril Ca8e9, Prult Jars.
4.'1 Lackawanna Acnue. scilAN'loy, la.
may l-ly
yy n. house,"
DENTIST,
15i.ooMsiiuit(i, Columbia County, Pa.
All styles ot work done in a superior manncr.work
warranted as represented. Tsktu Kitkaci
so wimocT Pain by the uso ot Has, and
free of charge when mnclaltoeth
are Inserted.
Olllcc In Barton's ImlMlnjr, Main Street,
below Mnrket, llvu iloois below ' Elm's
drug store, llrst Hour
Jo be njen at all hourt during the Hai
Novauir
tor wonting people, send in cents post-
"h'"i'i i iii iiiuii juu uie, a rujrui,
valuable sample tiot ot gooiH Hint will
pay sou In hie wov or muMm nime
money In a few dajatluin ou cvertliouglit pisl.
blo at any business. Capital not required. You
can live at home and woik Intpnro lln e only, or
all the nine Allot both M'Xes, of all ages, grand,
ly successful, 60 centstn t cihlly cat mil eery
evening. Tnat all who want work may test the
business, we make this unparalleled oner: To all
who are not well satWiedwe Mill semi fl to pay
for the trouble of wilting us. full particulars,
directions, etc., sent tiee. Immenio pay absolute
ly sure lor all who stait at once. I ou t delay.
AddressSTiNsoN & Co., Pot Hand, Maine, dccis.
Jim, Be
PROPRIETOR 01-
i
At the old stand, under the
Exchange Hotel,
BLOOMSBUEG, PA.
M. C. SLOAH & BRO.,
1U.OOMSIJURO, PA.
.Manufacturers of
CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETONS
SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAQONS &C.
First-class work always on hand.
llErMRIXO NBA 7L Y DONL.
Prices reduced to tuil the timet.
BLOOfflSBURGJPLAIIIHB MILL
The underalirned havluE rut his Planing ill
on Itallroad Mreet, In drsuciass condition, Is pre
pared to do all Kinds oi wora in uia line.
FRAMES, SASH, DOORS,
BLINDS. MOULDINGS,
FLOORING, Etc.
turnlsncd at reasonable prices. All lumber used
18 won auasonca ana nono oui. aiviiien woraincu
areemployed.
ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS
iirniahud on linollcatlon. Plani" and specifics
ona KJJ irod uy an experienced arauguiBinan
Mlnoiufbui c I'll
ORNAMENTAL IRON FENCES
OF CAST CU WllOUGIIT IKON.
Suitable for
Yards,
Cemetery Lots
ntul
Public Grounds,
Tlio following shows tho Picket Oothlc, one of
the several beautiful stylesot Pence manufactured
by the undersigned.
vnr T(onn,v find iiiirHtillllv tlipv nrA unsuroasq
ed. set up by experienced hands and warranted
to glie hallsfactlon.
Prices iiinl specimens of other de-
mixiiH stint to any tiiloress.
Address
B1.00MSBORG PA
May 4-tf
imiM inii
Flvo Cold and Two Silver MednlB,
awarded la 1835 at tlio Expositions of
New Orleans and Louisville, and tho In
ventions Exposition of London.
TUo superiority of Coralino over horn
or wlialebono lias now been demonstrated
by over flvo years' experience. It Is more
durable, more pliable, moro coulfortable,
and never breaks.
Avoid cheap Imitations tnado of various
kinds of cord. Nono aro genuine unless
"Db. Winner's Cobahnk" Is printed
on Inside of steel cover.
FOR SALE BY ALL LEADINQ MERCHANTS.
WARNER BROTHERS,
353 Broadway, New York City.
febsr nus.
lu iirerts Riven away. Send im 5
cents post iiL'e, nuil uy laoll joii will
Ketlieo a liaekaRH of n(mU of Inive
value that wlll btnrt iou In work
once brine ou Innioney iuterllian
liot will at
iinytlilniclMJ In America. AlUlwut IlielWVU) ,
SzSlX
PMiiiS? SeclStB.
LIGHT 0iT THE SUBJECT
You can now buy Clothing that
lookn as well, weain as well, lii.s at
nicely as gooda inadu to order, while
the eost is at least, two-thirds lefS. AVu
invilu yon to test these facts by dealing
with
A 0. YATES &l0.
Sixth and Chestnut Sts,
Best Made CUthhs la Philadelphia.
ACID PHOSPHATE
Oli
DISSOLVED & G, ?Mi
ThN rtirle 1 ii'it o f'unp'ctc v nurp- V If
v-iluiMf hrltsSlullo 1'Im ( tin . A n(trtl ntul
ivMitniiMtin Vmtujiiti It tt,ti ii ' tit it'll 'Sitiufle
IIdiilV ".Mineral llmie," l'usjn Luhc," tie.
1V15 OFKICIl Ai A
COMPLETE tigANURE
OUR
vhU'h Is mftila hy v. Inr IVotcwH, tii5i i-ty
cut iivt) fit . , ii; (.4 to , In i.iriiiii n
A in mi i Wttl lli.ic b:i(iti i-fui j i.att t.tui
Poml orders early tuyour iKmu . f )ini:rPiipr.y.
tn.v. M t a. 1 1 m or
Baugli'a 02j Pliccc.I cto,
j;iiibiiiijiii isj.i. i'1'ii. uu i.r:;i.t, t'A.
KebSC
15
GENTS
rORSAMPLC
COPY olTKIl
UKAl 1 IKl I. UIMIK.
It ctvpHth LaNCUlCt
nml SitHlmmt ot Cviry
flowir it)d Shrub, .'WHO
d Mi-rent Kindt. AImii11
the Known RulciOt Hlfll
tlaa vslili Ctova. ParaioL
Haidkircklil and r. It
iMtheinoit tomplitework
of the ktml t-wr pub-
Ct'iili in stumpi lor
a Hunu1econy,ufKo our
prlt-tloncfiil. Agcnti
wimti'd cvtrvwhart. Ad.
AMERICAN PUB, CO.. 17 North Tenth flntt.PMIid'a. Pi.
SINGER CU7
TIII.SSTYI.il Ul
A T -UA1S' TK1AL.
T r A l ull Net or
J.W Atliicliiiienta.
5WAHUANTt;
Yonra. Neiul for
Circular.
C C. IIOWF. A CO.,
133 N.OtUSt., l'lillu.. I'd.
Apr. 2 4Tv.
THE STANDARD
LAUMDK BLUE
OF AMERICA.
BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS.
ASK YOUR GROCER FOR IT.
aiir.li-nt."
Adams' Patent Metallic
PICKET FENCE.
$1.75 per rod and upwards.
SPECIAL QUOTATIONS.
All kinds of Iron Fencei, Gates, Fire Escpci, 4c.
rtNoe F":)"2.N
. , , , J. . J
I.I.I.
TKCC CUAHQ
Iron Work in all styles.
Coal Screens a specialty.
Iron Ladders, Wheels & Cresting.
Blacksmlthlng In ll branches. Estimates furnished.
EAGLE IRON WORKS,
Oor. Union Sc. Canal Sts,
WILKES-BARRE, PA.
umicli lii-blMy.
clothing! CLOTHING !
G. W. BI3RTSCH,
TIIK MUUUHANT TAll.OH.
!;::,: Furnishing Ws, U Haps
OF KVKUV DKSCIMI'TION.
Suits init'lo lo order at nlmrt notice
nml a lit jU'iinh git:i:iii(eu( or no i-:i!e.
Call mill pxnminii tlio largest mid boat
peltuti'd htnek of poodi over tdiown in
Coliimliia county.
Bloie ni'Nt door to First National Hank,
MAIN STKUUT,
fllooiiisbur, Pa.
EXCHANGE HOTEL,
W. R. TDBBS, PROPRIETOR
BL00USBU89, PA.
OPPOSITE COUItT UOOSB,
Li meaanil convenient sample room liatn rooms
tot and coU water aud all modem conuulencea
WANTED LADY iViiJSnfSowil:
1 (1AY 4 lllt(is.,l01larclayM.,N.V, Apr.an 4t.il.
KlRTINOj
mm
H
TIRED OUT!
At thti wwwn netrlr ervrrj on owl to tiw v nn
ortof tonlfl. IltON ntpni into almi-rt fterj phf
Btcitn'1 ptwcripttou for tbota who ntmd Loilding op.
.fa H
:iiprRTv !(. it HAN NO I'AVAU nd fs
the tnilr Iron medicine that in not Inliirinim
It llnrlcltCM tho Itlnoil Intornii tho
Mynti'iiii Urntnrm AipctltPf Atiln lrtlnn
It down not Wnckfn or injure tho t wt h, caue liod
iicho nrprfKlaco conntfiAtl"n other Inn mftttftn l
Vn. O. It, BlNSLKT, a lofidlnj? phyelctAn of tiprins-
lpld. 01j1. m)! . . . ...
"Urown's iron lllttrn n R thorfmchly (food mwll
cine. I xtno It In my miction, and find ltd ncitwii ci
cl all other form-i ot Irim, In wdni1", or low cmj
ditlon of tlm nyntora, Brnwn'n Irvn Hittw U UMiallr
a piitlvn nncttnKitjr. It t all that is rUlmed for it."
Dn, V. N. WAirna. 1213 Tblrty-wcond Pttwt,
Oworotown, I) U., M)B' ' Hrowti Iron tUltern is
theTnnto of the tin Nothing tttpr, It crrntes
arputlte, (circa utreugth and improvea d(f:eHtioti."
0nnlne haa above Trade Mark and crowd ml lines
on wrapper. Tuku no otliiT. Made onljr by
1IKOU .V CIIEUICALCU., llALTIUUUI Ml.
ch.20-80.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
tho popular f Arorito for drtwlnif
the hair, HontortntT color whrn
f ray, and prercntfnff Itandrtiit.
t cleanses tho walp, rtojsrt tho
hair fall! ntr, nml 1st mire to please
6TC ami SLOP at Urupulgts.
Tho best Cougli Curo yon can use,
And Uio beft prci entire kno n for Consumption. It
cures bodily pains and all disorders of tho Stomach,
HowcIb, Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Urinary Organs and
all Fenmlo Complaint. Tho feehlo and frkk, atrutt
Bllng affalnst disease, and slowly drifting towards
tho frravc. Mill In most canca recover their health ly
the timely uho of Tabeeu's Tonic but delay Is dan
perouH. Tako It In time. Sold by all DruggkU la
larRO bottles at $1.00.
HINDERCORNS
Tho safest, Burest, qulekert and bciit euro for Corns,
Bunions, Warts, Moles, Callouses, Ac Hinders their fur
ther prowth. Stopaallpaln. Gives notrouble. Makestho
fettcomfortalile. Illndereorns cures v hen cvtrjt hint
Clsofalls. Sgldby Urugg-latsntlSc- IIiacoxiCo.,N. V.
iiurf. 11 ly
$2.50Did It.
Tlin peroonB named below liad ppent tbrraflanflfl of
dollam In tho atftrmrato to ret relief from It hen
mutism, but all to tm purpose, until tlmv tried tbo
KlIMskAN UIIi:r.llATlS.M Clllti:, whirU
exiHts two dollar ami fitly cents. Thpy pay it quick
lyand completely cured them, and that tlicy hao
Blnco had no return of Itheumatlo troublo.
Wo publish a Httto pnraphlct (pent free to any ad.
drcfHltrintf their teHlincuy Juet ai theytravo it to
ui but If you Uao any iftmbta about the matter,
m rite any of thetto lielievc4 Uheumatlcs, and (fet au
cxprtRslon from thcuu
J. T. White, Illoonifcbnrir, Ia.
HAMUt nUunsn.of liausman&BuniH.Laneaater.Pa.
Johk McIjcuhlin, Incanter, l'a.
Wiixhm HhMfLB, Alletrhany. I'a.
. I. MmnLKTov, Hertford, I'a.
U. 1). 1 'out En, Cherry Hill, Mrt.
It. M. KiNsLow, Npwton llamllton. Pa.
Cou 1. Thh)uald, YouiiKBtown, Ohio.
The IIiihnIuii IMirmiinlUiii Cttrei hm eflTtvl
0 cry llhcumatlc bu tlcrer w ho has jri ven it a fair trial.
cm: hox ijoks tiii; iiusininh. j
P.iaa 00 CA I If mailed Wc.nddltionaL
riCG S.OU.J if retrtotercd bo. moro.
Bo euro tUla special tradomoxk U ou every box.
reglitTd
A yet It 1 not to bo found at the atoreq. but can
only be had by enclosing the amount as above, and
addrctmtn tho American proprietors,
PFAELZER BROS. & CO.
imit-Slil .llurlict Street, l'hllnilelplila.
' miiieh 1'J-lj.a
fl.Vv
CURES ALL HUMORS,
from a coiiitimu Sllojch, nr Elrnpllon,
tii the wuiti Srroitila. sn 1 1-r h v 11 m,
ut'o t'r-hori1' M'lil) (ir UiMtuli Skin,
In clioit. nil i1Iimi'3 t'Uiwtl by bad IiKkkI me
coiuiut'i-nd by thN ponniul, pit rif, villi,', mid
invitfoiatliitf liiudidni'. (iinil llatlnur I
otirN innldly hfiil mtdor its bi'itiMii fntln .0.
llspeulnllv bits it nmiiile-h'd it pnU'iit)
curinur 'HVitcr, Iti Uiisli, lloll, jp
hniit'lfH, Sore llj r! Nrrutiiloii Sr'
and sw clliimt-, Illp-.Ioint EUc;ti.t',
M'litlu Mi oiUnu) e;olU ( itr Thick
Neck nml IJtilurtfwl f-IaiidK, 5tnd ten
cents 111 6tatn)a i-r 11 Iiiiku tri'ttll-c, w ith col
ntcd jdatos, on rUin Dist'usi , or tin sumo
ntnomit. lorn tn-jitNc on N-ioltitoutAllK Hons.
' ! hi: iw.ooo is j ibi; h,u i:.
ThnroirtfliU' cIcuiim.1 ft bv ilnir II r BMori
Coldfii .tCctllcnl lKco rrj nnd ju -o
illUOhtloti, 11 liili nklii. huotmrl "pli
lUs vital Htrrntxili. aiul -i'imi j
VOllMlltlltloll, will Im' 1 u ). in
tsosaserr
ViUh Irt St'l'of Hon - 1 i of the
liUIIUM4 ii I'tMllll tl 'i 1 1 M. . . .iui".ttd
1 1 id tuu'd by this (!oil-tix itiuco.),H laUen
bcloui tho hitf tmir.''t t.) 0 nn-i iir-michfd.
J'luiu iia wumh lot puxxer ovt i tins tirrlbly
fatal illscaso, when i.rst olRTiiiK- tbls now ief
cbtatod roniody Jo tlio tuibllf, I:r, I'ieuce
tbotnilit perlnntly of cdllln1,' It bis fon
su iiilloii :nro,T but ahindoiutlt lint juiii.o
as too limbvd lor n in dicjnt wMch, liom its
intr, alli'iiUtvo, or bloou-jnniiV.iuitl'biliou
pt't total, and nutr.t x p' op i i-n, U uihijuiiI"!,
not only its n rcmoilj h
luiiGft but for mi
CHROInIO diseases
or the
Liver, Blood, and Lungs,
If jou fvH'l dull, d.ow', drbllltnted, litno
nallow color of ekui, or M-llowihli-broxTn ots
on laeo or body, fu-qucnt lundufbo or dlzzi
nt'H, bad tnsto In inmitli, internal hint or cblils.
nltmiatliiir with hot tltisbfs. low spirits ana
or hi 1 ioiimiil in nuiny iumh oniy
part of thesu symptotna mo cxpcrltnccd. As
a it'iiu'dj for nil sncll eases. III'. S'lcrco't
(olileii ?I oil leal liUcoi cry bus no
tonal.
Vor AVeult I.iiiiK .'.'plltliiif of lllood,
Slioi'liiChM f llroallif ni-niirliltlM)
Se ero Con k It wt i;oiikinuplluii ana
kindled aHectloin, it Is u feoverelifn remedy,
Send ten eents in stamps for Dr. l'ierce'a
booltou Consiliuptloii, Nolo" by UriiKtf lt
PRICE $1.00, run $0.00.
World's Dispensary Medical Association,
riorletors,Cfl3 Jlaln St., llurrALO, N. V,
wc.cCg. LITTLE
wvfe.aX.XMo "
ANTIIIII.IOIS ninl OATIIAUT10.
Sold Ii) UriiKKi'K" eents u vial.
,$500 REWARD
In olfereil !) tlio proprietors
if l)r. .aue'ts Cutarrh Itemed
lor a niw of entm I It lilcli they
i-iuinot curi'.
11 you luvrinllsoliarRO from
tlio iioh otlfiihivo ot other
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SliLECTSTQRY.
A ROYAL SYMPHONY.
Everybody who knew Mr. Donbloboss
BRrecil tlmt It was entirely his own fault
that ho hail not Achieved n distinguished
position In tho inii9lcnl world. Ills musi
cal irlfts were beyond question. Ho wna n
iwrfect muster of several Instruments, had
a profound knowledge ot the theoretical
branch of his nrt, and was In addition to
this a man of wldo reading mul some liter
ary power. Hut nt tho nge of 00, ho was
engaged In a desperate struggle for exist
ence. The reason was not dllllcult to dis
cover. Mn Doubleunss had sundry vlowa
about tho nature of art and tho duties of
an artist, which, however sublime In
themselves, nro conduclvo neither to per
Botial popularity nor pecuniary profit. Ho
had a comtltutloiml horror of humbug In
every shape, and au unfortunnto facility
iu blurting out his opinions in defiance of
conventionality and prejudice. Hy theso
means ho had ruined olio nfter another of
the chances llto had brought him. Ho
had failed as a professor at a well
known musical institution by a remorse
less severity with which ho kept his pu
pils at tho groundwork of their
studies beforo allowing them to pro
coed to higher things. He had mndo
himself impoitlblo as a conductor by
his resolute refusal to have anything todo
with works which did not satisfy I1I3 high
stuadaiit of artist excellence. 1 lo had lost
his post us musical critic on one of tho
Iondou dailies by his ferocious onslaught
upon one or two distinguished amateurs.
In the natural course of things, therefore.
Sir. Doublcbass sank lower and lower lu
tho Woild until, meeting with bad health
In addition to his other reerse3, he was
ut last compelled to take a second fiddle
iu a well-known London orchestra, wlillo
his daughter Muggio for by this tlmo
Sir. Doublebass was n widower extracted
what addition could bu mndo to tholr
scanty means out of n mniden lady lodger.
One wet December evening tlio littlo
gentleman enmohomo rather later thnn
usual to his modest mansion In the neigh
borhood of Park street, Camden Town.
Slaggio was, as usual, waiting up forhlm,
and took from him his fiddle-case and
dripping overcoat owing to circum
stances beyond his control, Sir. Double
bass had been out without an umbrella.
Tho old man turned Into tho littlo front
parlor, nnd, without many remarks, fell
to work upon tlio fragment of Dutch
cheese, the household loaf and tho half
pint of beer spread out for his refresh
ment. "Any news, SIngglel" ho Inquired pres
ently. "Yes, great news, father," said tho girl,
looking up from her work; "I havo had a
visitor."
"Friendly or hostile!" asked Sir. Double
bass, who had a vivid recollection that tho
"water-rates'" had called a few days pre
viously, and promised a repetition of his
visit shortly.
"A friend," In a gay tone. "Ho said he
had good news for you, nnd-left this note,
with tho mcssago tnat you must be at
homo to-morrow without fall." Sir.
Doublebass opened the note which his
daughter handed to him, and read as fol
lows: "Dkau I). Havo you still got tho sym
phony by you, nbout which you spoke to
me sonio weeks ago? It you have, I think
I can llnd nn opening for it, provided you
will bo satisfied with a 10-pound note. Hut
I must see you nbout it at once. Will call
at 10 a. in. to-morrow. Yours,
"Soai'luv Smart."
"Hless tho man, what does ho bcent him
self llko that forf Why, the very paper he
touches smells llko a barber's shop. Give
me tho tobacco, Slag," cried tho old man,
tossing tho note from him with a 4iill.
"Hadn't I better get the symphony, too,
father!" asked Slaggic.
"Huh! what dues ho know about the
symphony!1 It's not the sort of stuff ho
wants," said Sir. Doublcbass," contemptu
ously. "However, I supposo ho must see
it. Just get It down, Slaggic, aud I'll sea
that It Is all in order beforo I go to bed."
SInggio had no difficulty in laying her
hands upon tho precious SIS. In question,
which hud been tho companion of their
troubles for many years, and Sir. Double
bass' kolaco under many trinls. Tho girl
was, indeed, bcarcely less Interested in the
symphony than tho old man himself, and
knew enough of her father to guess that,
In spito of his petulant tone, the prospect
of his work being given to tho world at
last elated him not a little.
Punctually at 10 o'clock the next morn
ing Sir. Soapley Smart drovo up to the
door. Do was by no means n gentleman
of that typo with which eminence in the
musical profession is commonly asso
ciated. His clothes were of a highly fash
ionable cut and material; ho had an eye
glass in one eye; his hair, which was yel
low and scanty, was cut short and parted
in tho middle, and ho woro a heavy mus
tache and two little tufts of w hisker. At
an early ago of his musical career ho hud
achieved fume by tho publication of a se
ductive waltz of a simplo character, called
"Kcoutez-mol," and two or three intensely
pathetic ballads, tho best known of whicli
is "Tho Angel and tho Kiss." Having an
extensive connection iu fushlonublu cir
cles, ho had rapidly advanced into tlio
higher walks of art. lie was the habitual
associate ot arlstocratio amateurs, per
formed at smoking concerts, whero even
royalty smoked cigars and played tho
violin, conducted an orchestral society for
membership of which a title was the 0111
indispensable qualitlcatlou. During tho
last twelve mouths this talented gentle
man had on moro than 0110 ocenssiou
shown 11 friendly Interest in Sir. Double
bass, and it was to him that tho elder mu
sician owed his seat iu tho orchestra
whero ho now played. Sir. Doublebass,
who, to tell the truth, entertained a pro
found contempt for Soapley Smart and all
his works, was quite ut a loss to account
for these acts of friendship, though possi
bly if SIlss Doublebass had chosen sho
might have enlightened her father 011 that
point.
"I haven't mnny minutes to spare," said
Mr. Smart iu his airy manner, as ho took
a seat. "Don't run away, Sllss Double
bass. 1 may have to talk secreto, but
nothing, I am sure, but what I may trust
you with. ;ow, then, where Is the mug
num opus!"
Sir. Doublebass handed the SIS. to his
visitor.
"itather bulky, Isn't it!" observed Sir.
Smart, poising tho work in his hands. "I
hopo it isn't too long, though that's u
defect soon remedied. What's this!" (tho
critic had rapidly turned over a page or
two), " "Allegro," 'Anilante cou inoto,"
'Scherzo.' This looks llko Philharmonic
form, doesn't It, Doublebass? Wo dn't
want anything too serious, you know.
Hut perhaps I had better talk business
first. I have told you I can lind au open
lug for tills symphony, Doublebass, and
that you will be well paid for It, Hut
there are certain conditions. I don't want
it for publication In the oidlnary way. It
Is to be prepared iu public, but are you
prepared not only to part with the pro
perty in It of course for good considira
tion but to give up all claim to tlio
authorship?" Sir. Doublebass, who had
lieen looking at his visitor with a comical
expression, took of his spectacles, wiped
them, und put them on again, as it tu
assist lils comprehension.
"I lwg your pardon," ho said.
"It is lu this way," resumed Sir. Smart,
"A new symphony Is to be performed at a
certain concert to be given shortly lu
London, 1 want your symphony for that
purpose, vt 111 it suit you to taKe a sum
down, give up ull claims to tho music, and
never say another word about the transac
tion ?"
"Ohl" said Sir. Doublebass! and his
daughter saw the cllort It cost his to pre
serve his composure, "Slight I Inquire, lu
the llrst placo, to whom I ant to sell the
authorship?"
"Heally, I don't se that that la
material," said Sir, Smart.
Then 1 presume Sir. Soapley Smart is
about to mnko his debut us a classical
composer?" Sir. Doublebass' Hp curled
perceptibly us lie spoke,
"Upon my word, Doublebass, you ore
too hard on me," said Smurt, "You forco
me to speak more plainly than I Intended
but llrst I must have your promise that
what I nm about to mention shall never
go beyond ourselves."
Sir, Doublcbass Inclined his head In
silence. His daughter did tho same.
iou nro aware." said Sir. Smart, "that
It Is my prlvilego to bo on somewhat lntl
mato terms, professionally sneaking, with
n certain exnltcd personage who honors
our art witn ins patronngo. Tho concert
1 mentioned lust now Is In aid of tho f inula
of 11 well-known educational Institution.
In order to give eclat to the entertainment
my exalted friend not only promised to
perform a solo 011 tlio trombone, his favor
ito instrument, but has offered to compose
an orchestral symphony speclnlly for tho
occasion. Of course, tho oiler was ac
cepted. As you nro aware, my exalted
friend dabbles a littlo In composition. Ho
had, however, never attempted nnythlng
on so ambitious a ocnlo as a symphony,
and tlio tusk proved moro nriltioustlinnhe
Had anticipated. He himself, with
his usual modesty, was the llrst to
acknowledge this. 'Hang tlio sym
phony,' ho said to mo at last,
even exalted personages uso strong
language occasionally, SIlss Doublebass
Jiang tlio symphony. I'm sick ot it.
They'll linvotodo without It.' I ven
tured respectfully to suggest that this
would cause grievous disappointment,
tickets having been already sold. 'Well,
look here, Soapy,' ho said that Is a pleas
ant way In which tho great 0110 Is pleased
to nuurcss your humble servant occasion
ally 'you must write tho confounded
thing.' I demurred as far ns I could, but
he was firm, and in the end I had to un
dertake the job. Now, I can bo candid
with you, Doublebass, and I frankly ad
mit that the task was not nt all In my line.
I don't profess to go In for high nrt, you
know. I was at my wits' end, when I
luckily thought of you and tlio symphony
you had mentioned to me, and hero I
nm. Now, I think you will seo liow tho
land lies."
Heally," said Sir. Doublebass, who had
listened to tho foregoing narrative with a
firlm smile, "that Is a very great honor you
havo planned for mo. Now, when do you
want tho symphony?"
"At once; wo ought to bo practicing it
now."
1 asked because, ns you Intimated, a
few alterations will no doubt bo necessary,
nnd they can not bo mndo in a minute."
i. 011 relievo me of a dlluculty. Double-
bass. Tluit Is the very thing I wanted to
say. I can glvo you till Saturday, but not
later. It must bo made shorter, you know,
and lighter, my dear sir, lighter."
"I understand," said Sir. Doublcbass.
'Something between Heethoveii and Ollen-
bach."
"Precisely tho very thing!" said Sir.
Smart, and nftcr a few more words ns to
terms ho hurried olt to tho cab which was
waiting for him.
"You are not really going to do this
father?" Inquired SInggio, when tho visi
tor was gone. Sho had listened to tho In
terview in some bewilderment nnd was
quite taken aback at the result.
'Why not, my dear?" Hotter bo out of
tho world than behind the times," said the
old gentleman, evasively. Accordingly,
he set to work, with very little delay, and
kept hard at it for tho next threo or four
days, working far into the night. By Sat
urday, the revised edition of tho sym
phony was completed and duly forwarded
to Sir. Smart.
Within n week or two advertisements of
the approaching concert to which Sir.
Smart hud alluded wero appearing In
newspapers and on boardings, and excited
no little Interest In fashlonablo and musi
cal circles. It was to be conducted by Sir
Hoyler Potts, who had the general super
intendence of all tho arrangements, nnd
who, besides being a musician of some tal
ent, had made moro money by his operas
aud oratories than all tho great masters
put together. The Lady Anne Dante was
to sing one of her own songs, and two
prima donnas of world-wide reputation
wero also announed, though in much
smaller typo than Lady Anne, who
had a line to herself. Lastly came
tlio announcement of the trombone
solo by II, H. II. Prince Albert of Gotten
Pensclien, and tho new and original
symphony by tho same gifted personage.
The prince of Ootten-Penscheiv's devotion
to art dated from the days when, as an in
fant, ho had llrst delighted tho homely
Herman court In which he was born by
bu astonishing rendering of nursery songs
upon a mouth-organ. Ho was distantly
connected by birtli with tho Knglish royal
family, and hud greatly Improved tho con
nection by marriage whicli last fact,
coupled with his musical tulents, had nt
once demonstrated his Htuess for an im
portant command in the Ilritlsh navy.
This post II. It. H. (ho had been elovated
to a rank of a royal highness by royal
warrant) had now held for some years,
and dining that time had shown a zeal in
bringing tlio rellning influence of music to
bear on tho Hritisli sailor, which had
greatly raised him In the public estima
tion. With such an artistic feast as the
piogranimo promised, it Is not surprising
that the tickets went o'.t most satisfactor
ily. The prevailing curiosity nbout tho
prince's symphony was artfully stimulated
by occasional paragraphs in tho columns
of the papers which supplied fashionable
Intelligence. Slimy of these wero written
by Sir, Soapley Smart, who did a good
deal of light literary work, aud was, more
over, the musical critic ot that highly
fnslnonublo journal, Tho St. James Ad
vertiser. Hy this means an Impression
was widely diffused that It. It. II. the
prince of tiotten-l'ensclien had produced a
work whicli would at onco clovato him to
11 position beside the great classical com
posers of his fatherland,
Tho night of the concert duly arrived.
The hall was densely packed with an audi
ence representing the elite of London so
ciety, ns well as o tho world of art aud
letters. The entertainment fully justified
all the expectations which had been formed
lonccrnlng It, and provoked tho greatest
enthusiasm. The prince of Gotten-Pen-f
chen was reserved for the second part; nnd
when his royal highness appeared after
tho interval with his trombone, ho was re
ceived with a perfect ovation. Sir Hoyler
Potts had composed a tasteful littlo mor
ceau for the occasion, nnd the priuco,
though n little nervous, got through It
very creditably, with the exception of a
trilling hitch when the nugust performer
had to stop and perform nn operation
sometimes necessary with tho instrument
In question, The symphony camo almost
Immediately afterward. The opening
movement (allegro) was listened to with
rapt attention and followed by a volley of
applause. The next movement (andanto
con moto) and tho third (scherzo) created
a still moro favorable Impression. Hut
tho climax was reached with tho fourth
movement, which, opening with a quaint
modernto in a minor key, wound up with
a rattling presto.whlch completely brought
down tlio house, and roused the more
demonstrative portion of tho audience to
the utmost pitch of enthusiasm. Amid
deafening npplauso the royal composer
came forward and bowed right and left,
with n modesty which, under the circum
stances, did him great credit, aud tlio ap
plause continued until Sir Hoyler Potts
took up his baton and gave the last move
ment over again,
Karly tho following morning Sir,
Doublebass, who nail resisted nil the en
treaties of his daughter and Sir, Smart to
be present at thu concert, sat In his arm
chair while SInggio read to lilm nn elo
quent critique ot the previous night's
performance from The St. James Adver
tiser. There was a grim smile 011 the old
man's face as his daughter read the fol
lowing passago; "1 1 a word his royal high
ness has srvn proof of the musical genius
of the very highest order, Iu the wealth
of thematic Ideas, no less than in tho
mastery displayed lu tho musical treat
ment, the opening allegro recalls Heetho
veii lu his moments ot loftiest Inspiration.
Tho second movement is characterized by
a scholarly tunefulness distinctly sugges
tive uf Sleudelssohii, The humor of the
scherzo was Irresistible, und the brlllluncy
and ven 0 of tho llualo could have been
surpassed by no other master than "Papu"
Huydn, while, beyond and ubove these,
there runs through tho whole work a con
ception of musical possibilities of which
tho great masters wltu ull their gifts were
hardly capable."
Hefore Slaggle hail Ilnishetl, there was a
sharp knock ut the door, uud Soapley
Smart hurried In.
"Ah, SHsj Doublobass," ho said, "you
havo Tho Advertiser, I see. I hope your
father Is sntlsllcd with that. I think I laid
It on well. Hut look here, Doublcbass,
this will amuse you, Hero's old Hoston,
of Tho Slornlng Cnblegraph, been having
n High, nt II. It. II., nnd sold himself
prettily, Thnt shows you what musical
criticism Is worth." As ho spoke, Sir.
Smnrt pointed with his finger to a passngo
In tho newspaper which ho handed to Sir.
Doublcbass. Tho latter read as follows:
"Wo aro not aware whether the 'sym
phony' by II, It. II., the prlnco of Gotten
Pcnschcn was Intended ns a musical joke,
but, If so, tho point appeared to be missed
by the majority of tho audlenco. The
work is apparently founded on a sorles of
music-hall aud street melodies, though tho
subjects aro worked up with nn amount
of skill nnd technical resource for which
wo should have hardly havo given his
royal highness credit."
"Well?" said Sir. Doublebass, handing
back tho paper.
"Don't you think thnt a pretty piece of
Impertinence?" asked Smart.
"On the contrary, I am glad to find that
there Is one musical critic In London who
knows what ho if talking about."
"How so?" asked Smart.
"Well, I can tell you how," said Mr.
Doublebass. "I,ook hero, Sir. Soapley
Smnrt, you mado me 0110 of tho most in
sulting proposals that was ever mado to
an artist or a gentleman. You took me
for n knuvo as well as a fool. It so hap
pened that I wanted monoy very badly,
and I thought I saw n way of being even
with you. Sec, hero Is tlio rough scheme
of the prince of Gotlen-Penschcn's pre
cious symphony. The principal subject
of tlio allegro, which reminds you so of
Hccthoven, Is 'Pop Goes tho Weasel,'
thinly disguised In modern orchestration.
The theme of the Slendelssohniun adagio,
stripped of certain variations nnd tho em
bellishments, may bo known to you under
the titlo 'Walt Till tho Clouds HoirBy.'
Tho scherzo and presto nro founded re
spectively upon theso inspired melodies '
'Tlddy-fol-lol.' and 'The Slasher King,'
worked up with new matter and entirely
original orchestral effects. Now, who has
been mado a fool of, Sir. Smart?"
Luckily for SIr.Doublebass Sir Boyler
Potts had been one of tho few who had
discovered tho real nature of tho prince's
symphony. Having n keen appreciation
of a joke, and being struck by the musical
merits of the composition, ho had Inquired
and learned from Soapley Smart tho real
fits as to tho authorship. Very shortly
after tho concert. Sir Hoyler found an op
portunity of making Sir. Doublebass' ac
quaintance, with tho result that the little
gentleman's original symphony was soon
nfter performed in public and nchloved n
success nearly ns great aud quite as genu
Ino ns that ot tho prince of Gotten
Pcnschen. London Truth.
Habit of Disregarding Troper Sleep.
In persons of vigorous constitution the
habit of disregarding proper sleep, and tho
insomnia which springs from It, may go on
for several years without any apparent
bad effect. In time, however, it is certain
to produce Its natural consequences. The
llrst Indications of danger are irritability
of mind und feverish excitement, followed
by depression, pallor, and deficiency of ap
petite. These are succeeded by llts of un
consciousness, In which tho affected per
son positively sleeps, and, It may be, sleeps
Boundly, without Himself knowing tho
fact. In this way ho gets rest, which, for
a little while may glvo 11 certain measure ot
relief; but soou the nervous failure in
creases, and one of two results succeeds.
Ho either falls Into a sleep which becomes
a coma, and terminates In death, or he
continues sleepless, unless artificially
mado to sleep by narcotics, and with pro
gressing falling powers sinks Into paralysis,
to succumb from that affection. In ex
ceptional cases the insomniac makes a fair
recovery. Field of Diseases.
Women In the DanUlt Hanks.
The National bank In Denmark has for
a long time employed women ns clerks
(tellers). The Landsmnnd Hank has now
followed this good example, and at the
capital and 'n threo of its branches four
ladies to 1 ow employed. When thor
oughly 1 rained they will bo taken as assist
ants. Demorests Slonthly.
Over 10,000 olive trees have been set out
this year in tho Santa Ynez valley, Santa
Barbara county, California.
In sunstroke, try artificial respiration.
A Digression at an Auction Snle.
I was idling away half an hour at au
auction of bankrupt stock hi the dry goods
district the other morning when an excited
Individual from tho crowd of bidders went
up and said something in confidence to tho
auctioneer. Tho latter rapped on his desk
and announced:
"Gentlemen: Mr. X. hero bus just dis
covered that he has lost his pocket-book.
It contains money and valuable papers,
and ho offers a reward ot ilOO for it."
A fat man with a solemn face replied
promply:
"A hundred and live."
"One ten," called a volco.
"Fifteen."
"Twenty."
They hod run It up to $000 wheu owner
of tho pocket-book yelled:
"Hold oni hold onl There's no profit In
that. There's only $100 In the pocket-book
and the papers aren't negotiable."
'incn the business of the sale was re
sumed. New York Sun.
Mulurlu llxlsU at Great Altitudes.
WhUe malaria has its ordinary habitat
In low-lying regions, it may under favor
ablo conditions exist at great elevations.
On tho Tuscan Appenlnes it is found at a
height of 1,100 feet abovo the sea; on the
Pyrenees and Mexican Cordilleras, 5,000
feet; on tho Himalayas, 6.400; on the isl
and of Ceylon, 0,500 feet; nnd on tho
Andes, 11,000 feet. At present, tho eleva
tion of entiro security has been thus ap
proximated for vnrious places: In Italy,
400 to 500 feet; In California, 1,000; along
tho Appalachian chain of the United
States, SOOfeet; In the West Indies, 1,400 to
l,b00 feet. In any of these regions, however,
malaria may drift up ravines to an Indefi
nite height. Arkansaw Traveler.
When She I'eels Ileal Glad.
"I tell you how it Is with me, Mrs. Blod
gett," said the dressy nulghbor. "When I
go to church and get all stirred up and
agitated over what a desperate wicked set
wo are, I feel vexed and put out to think
what a shame, It was that Kvo didn't
mind her own business nnd not bring such
heaps of trouble upon us; but when I put
on a new dress that fits 1110 so nice I can't
Uud a particle of fault with it, and a hat
that makes every women I meet feel ns
though she hadn't a friend lu tho world,
then I own up that I do feel downright
glad sho was fond of fruit, and I cun't
help it." Chicago Ledger.
Circuits or Smell In Insects.
Iu an extensive series of experiments by
Professor (iraber, Insects and many other
Invertebrates pet eclrvd odors much more
quickly nnd ncutely than the vertebrates
tested (birds and reptiles.) The antenmu
proved to bo not the only organs of smell
In Insects, although theso seem to bo es
sential to tho perception of some fine
odors. In some cases the palpi of the
mouth organs are more sensitive than the
antenmu, but perception of smell through
tho stigmata or respiratory organs Is not
rapid nor impoitant. Arkansaw Trav
eler, A Ilellnlllnn of ihe Term.
I receive a good many anonymous let
ters, some complimentary, most, however,
the reverse. Amongst the latter, the fol
lowing Is amusing and not watitlug In
cleverness:
" You call yourself a Hadlcal. Does j our
definition of the term agree with mine?
'Hadlcal;' tako away the letters 'liar' and
you are left with "cad.' A Hadlcal, there
fore, Is composed of a liar and u cad,"
I-uboucliero lu Truth.
The rulntliies lu the furls Salon.
It Is estimated that tho pictures sont to
the Paris Halou this year would, If placed
In a Hue. extend for seven kilometres. A
minute's examination bestowed ou each
would take 110 hours.
ONLY A WOMAN'S HEART. rt
Only a woman's heart, whereon
1 ou have trod lu your careless haste;
A thing at best that was easy won)
si
What matter how drear a waste
Her Hfo may lie in tho future years?
What matters it? Do not start
It Is only tho sound of dropping tears
1
As wrung from a woman's heart.
'Tls of littlo worth, for It cost you naught
Hut n honeyed word nnd a smile.
Was tho fault not hers, If she blindly
thought
You were truer than truth the while?
What If tho seeds of n life long woo
From Its broken shrine upstart?
What does It matter to you? You know
It Is only a woman's heart.
Only a woman's heart, ah, well!
"Tls little, I trow, to you
Whether thnt heart was as false as hell,
Or as heaven Itself as true.
Y'ou may hug the thought to 'your selfish
breast
Thnt you'ro skilled in deception's art;
Hut I brand you thief, for tho pence and
rest
That you stolo from n woman's heart.
Helen A. ManvUle.
A I'lncky I.lttlo Aztno Lad.
One day, at tho American legation, a
bright littlo lad of a dozen years came in
with some letters while I sat talking with
tho charge, In tho absence of Minister
Jackson. Tho boy was so polite, so
prompt, so spirited that he nttractcd my
attention, for I saw ho was an Indian and
was, in tills position, quite emancipated
from tho awful frown and sense ot superi
ority of tho dark-brown Spaniard a new
order of being.
"Yes," said the charge, "that lxy was
barefooted, or at least wearing sandals a
little tlmo ngo, and almost naked. Ho
was employed to feed a furnaco in a ma
chine shop, but ono day he was found sit
ting behind a wood pile with a poncll and
nu old envelope iu his hands. The master
demanded to know what ho was doing.
Tho lad answered that the furnace
was full of wood, nnd he was trying to'
lenrn to write with what spare time ho
had."
To make a long story short, this little
Mexican lad had picked up a pencil, and
then by copying the names of his employer
nnd others which ho found nbout tho shop
on old envelopes, ho had already learned
to write a good hand. He was promoted
to bo gate-keeper, and Ls now tho little
man wno takes the letters of the American
minister to nnd from the wstolllce; and
even takes money to and from the bank.
"Steal?"
Tho chargo was Indignant. "I could not
even get tho boy to lie for all tho gold In
Mexico."
So you see, our legation in Slexlco Is do
ing solid pood. It has lifted at least ono
human being up to tho high level ot soul
equality. And this Is much more than I
ever knew any other American legation
to achieve, or even undertake. Joaquin
Miller's Slexlco Letter.
Tratmnxcd by n Zulu Javelin.
Sir. II. H. Pitt, the Lieut. Smallett
In the "Sllnute Slen," Is so often mistaken
for an Englishman that he now is fully
convinced that he Is one. He certainly
possesses tho volco and mannerisms of a
well-bred London man. 1IU drawilng
speech Is nbout tlio same expression of
voice that you will hear In the courtyard
of the palace of St. James when the officer
of tho Coldstreams is relloving guard.
Among the volunteers to Knluland were
many Knglish guardsmen. Two of these
spoilt darlings of Knglish society were
leading 11 body of Capetown militia against
an overwhelming swarm of blacks, and
tho air was thick with spears. Charley
Frazier, a lieutenant of Scots guards,
noted for his slowness of speech and his
variety of methods in concocting summer
punches, was transfixed by a Zulu javelin
and fell dying to the ground. The other
officer raised him In his nrms: "Aw, old
chap-pie, the ah black person has
lost his ow what the deuce aw
d'yo call It aw assegai aw a Bllce
of lemon would have aw vastly Im
proved tho beer cup at aw luncheon.
Take nw this out of my body old
fellow ah have It mouuted aw for
a billiard cue aw." And he died
with tho last "aw" on his lips. Cor. Phil
dclphia Press.
Tlie South Durlne the Wr.
It will be surmised that the south was
almost stripped of the luxuries of life to
ward the close of the struggle. This is a
mistake. Adventurers were all the time
running the blockade. There was nothing
that our society ladies could not buy If
they wero willing to pay the price. We
had no dudes In those days, but young
men who wanted a stylish rig had no
trouble In getting it. No doubt many of
tho articles smuggled through came from
Yankeedom Instead of from England and
France. Some of tho wide-awake brethren
on the other side of tho line operated a
iloublo schedule. They took federal con
tracts, and on the sly supplied the Confed
erntes for a heavy cash consideration. We
even had tho time and Inclination to smug
glo books through tho lines. Les Sllser
ables, for Instance, camo through and
Vice President Stephens and other leading
men reaa tlio rsew lorK or Philadelphia
edition long before the Richmond publish
ers issued It in flvo littlo brown paper cov
ered volumes. If literature could run the
blockade, It goes without saying that any
thing couiu. Atlanta uonstitution.
Willie in the White House.
If Clovland is married ho will bo the first
President married while In the White
House. I mean tlio first president elected
as such by tho people. John Tyler was vice
president, and became president only by
tho death of Harrison. Slllliird Fillmore
married again, but It was after ho left the
White House, Cleveland and Buchanan
are the only bachelor presidents we havo
had, though the widowers hate been
numerous. As yet no president has had a
child born In the White House, and it may
bo that this honor is reserved for the pres
ent administration. "Carp" In Cleveland
Leader.
To Diminish the Noise of Anvils.
If it Is desirable to set up an anvil so
that Its uso will make the least possible
noise, set the anvil on a block of lead, or
make 11 putty ledge around the anvil upon
the wooden block, one-half Inch clear all
round, ono Inch high. liaise the anvil
clear ot the block one-half Inch, by any
menus available, pour In tlio lead until It
rises nbove the bottom of the anvil; or set
tho anvil on a good lied of sand held in a
box. Scientific American.
The Archduke lu 1'iuteur's 1-nlinrntory.
The Archduke Charles Theodore of Ba
varia, brother of the empress of Austria,
will study the inocculatlon system o( M.
I'nsteur in tho latter's laboratory at Paris,
lu his researches he will be assisted by hU
wife, who also bestows much personal at
tention upon his patients In his home prac
tice. Paris Letter.
Illsniiirck's Narrow i:cape.
An Illustration how great Issues may
depend upon Insignificant Incidents is fur
nished by n passage In the cureerof Prlnco
Bismarck. About the year 1850 the regent
of tho duchy of Anhelt-Bernbourg re.
quested the Prussian government to name
several men from whom ono might bo
chosen for high state office lu the duchy.
The request was compiled with, und
among the names was that ot "Otto vou
Bismarck zn Schonhnuseu."
Bismnrck nnd another wero ordered to
present themselves on a certain day beforo
the regent for demonstration of their fit
ness for the position to bo filled. Both
traveled accordingly to the center of tho
duchy, but as Ill-luck or luck would have
It, the axle of the cnrrlage In which Bis
marck journeyed broke on the way, aud
he wus compelled to stay a night with tho
rest of the passengers at the nearest town.
Next day he resumed his journey, but
ho arrived twenty-four hours utter the
time appointed for the Interview, In the
mean time his rival had the post. So IHr
marck returned home, nnd lu time becamo
Imperial chancellor instead. Pall Moll
Uazotte.
Tho singular phenomenon ot a rain-storm
iu mid win cr iccurred at Motatlan, Msxico,
rsef ntly rMi U the first Instance ot the kind
cu record,
upr.lG-Hna,