The Columbian. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, May 14, 1886, Image 1
I The Columbian. CoiCMitADuocRiT,mioFTniKOTn. ana co tDMBiAN, consolidated. ' l.sncl Weekly, every IM.lny.irornlti.ni ATll.M per year. To subscribers out otthoconn. tT-lJiTjer" ro strictly In advance. DIln0C0UI1 ..'IT ,So P,W Jl'oonUnuca except at tho option pt tlio puCllsliors. until all arrearages "aro nal J but i aw t t5 1 C5 1 80 00 M 111 IM lt 3 ti 4 M 1 M 1 W i 2.1 3 W 4 m 5 m 3u 2 60 4 on B 00 T 00 (in IT 1 tnch S ' 3 " 4 " 3 00 4 mi 7 00 4 7ft 7 80 1J 00 SM) 10 00 16 M 800 13 00 19 08 ON) 14 CO 23 00 a on COI 6 Ml 7 00 8 00 14 00 1700 SO 00 40 DO fcolumn 8 00 13 00 1ft l 85 00 80 00 40 00 80 0 8 Yenrlr sdvcrtlscmcnts parable ' Wart"). J'?? Mcnt advertisement must bo paid for before la Bcried except where rattles have accounts. Ugal advertisements two dollars per Inch for three Insertions, and at that rate for additional Insertions without refcrenco to length. Kxecutor's, Administrator's, and Auditor's no ticca three dollars. Transient or Loeat notices, ten cents a line, 1 1 g ular advertisements half rates. Cards In the "Business Directory" column, on dollar a year lor each line. jlbis parn In Ooluinbla eouitr M,ume? te Bar Vho 'subscription duo on demand. p ' JO BlFliYrflNG. Tlifl rob Printing Department o the Colombian 11 very com Jicie. It contain the latest new tvnn anl m iHilnery and Is tl.o only omro that runs Job pressn by niwcr. mm us th0 best facilities; V,. in Uii furnished on largo Jobs. ""'. i.s- i. ii.SIiWEIiIi, 1 - . BLOOMSBTJIIG, PA., FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1886. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XX. NO 10 COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT, VOL. L, NO 10 PROFESSIONAL". CARDS, r K. WALLKIt, ATTO UN I2 V-AT-L A W, omco over is.. National Hank, mMm'bur. ' X U. FUNK, ' ATTO RNE V-AT-L A W. Dt.ooMSBuaa.PA, o IVdo in Jut's llullJlnt?. 1 OIIN M. Ci.AUK, AT TO UN E V- AT-L A V. AND JUSTICE OF T1IE PEAOU. llLOOHSBCKd, Pa, o lice oyer Moycr Bros. Drug store. p W. MILLER, TTOItNBY-AT-LAW Ofllco In Browor's bulldlng.second noor.room No. 1 Uloomsburg. Pa. FRANK ZKR, ATTO UN K V- AT-L AW. Hloomsbuig, Pa. om;o corner of Centre and Mala strsets. Clark t Building. Can be consulted In German. Q.EO. E. KLWEt.L ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BLOOMSIIUr.Hj'.I'A. O.llco on First llonr. front room of Cot.. dmiiian IliilUllim, Main street, below hx. change Hotel. p.VUL. E. WIUT, Attorney-at-Law. omce In Colombian B0H.D1NU, Itoom No. , second ajr" KLOOMSBOUa, PA. 8. KNOKK. l..B.WINTBaSTEN. KN01UI & WINTERS TEEN, A ttorney s-nt-Law. omco lu 1st National Hank building, second I noor. Bret door to the left Corner ot Mala and Jlarlct streets Uloomsourg, Pa. tS" Pennant and Bounties Collectld. J II, MAf'iE, ATTORNEY AT-LAW Sfflco In Malto's bulldUg verHlllmeyer's grocery, p P. nTl,l.TlEVER, district a ttojrnky.) ATTORMEY-AT-LAW. romco over Dcntlcr's shoe store, BlooiMlmrR. Pa. r.upr-oO.bU JOHN 0. YOCUM. C. K. QEY2U. YOCUM & OEYEU, Att ornoys-at-LaWi CATAW1SSA, PA. (onice front suit ot rooms on second floor ot T.BWS Iikm building.) SJ-CAN HE CONSULTED IN CIEHMAN.i A. K. OSWALD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Jackson Building, Koorns 4 and 5. BBHWICK.PA vjrr. ii. iuiawn. ATTORNEY-AT-LAAV. Catawlaea.Pa. omoe.cornor ot Third and Main Streets. -JJ V. WIIITK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BL00MSBURQ,PA. Office In Ilrowcrs' Building, 2nd lloor. may 1-tf ICIIAEL fTkVEIU.Y, Conveyancer, Collector of Claims ANI LKOAL AWVICK IN TIIK hKITLKMENT OK ESTATES, if. Somco In Pent'er's "'""S,""'1 S'S" m'yer. nttorney-al-law, front it.om , nd floor. Ulooinsburg, Va. pr-o-so E. SMITH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW N1 NOTARY PU15LIC, Berwick, P.i. MISCELLANEOUS JB. McKELVY.M. D.,BurBeon and Phy .swmn.nortu aide Main atret.belov. Marttt a r Ollio A.. Front room over Post omce, tR. J. C. BUTTER, 17 PUYSICIAN SSUItOBON, i omco, North Market street, blocniBliuij., Pa rll. WM. M. HEUEH, Surgeon amj 1) Phyaiclan. omce corner ot Kock and Market treet. 7 ft, EVASH M. P., Bu'B'0"?1! J .Physlolau, OJlce inn Itesidenco on Third etreet. JpiKE INBUKANC'h.. CIIUIBT1AN P. KNAPP.BLOOMSBOKG.PA, HOME, OF N. Y. ,. K. , MEItClIANTS', OP NEWAltK, N. J. LINTON, N. V. 1'EOPLK n. v; ItKAIH.NO, PA. TUew ..ld coKroRAT.oKS "e'eiueasonedby age and hkk tmted and have ice U&0,ffi5?rnd rtt iirra Thepeonleof Columbia codnty8"0"'!?,,!1?,!!; lte the ageiicy where losseslf auya.ebettledaud pall by one of ther own citizens. .,... V PUOMITN EbS. EOUIT. FAlltPgAM?iU. HAHTMAN KrKs td roLtowiKa AMEIUCAN 1N8UHANCE COMPANIES North American ot Philadelphia, franklin. " " IVnnaylvanla, " " Vork, of Puunsylvanla. Hanover, ot N. V. Oueena, ot London. North British, ot London. S oaTtlil street, No. 5, Bloombrrg. oct, u, 1" BLOOMSHURG, Pa. AUBANDS, Proprietors. S. P. HAGENJJUCII, Cleiik. This well-known hotel has beeu furuUhcd new from top to bottom. Tim nrnnrletors. WllO lOOk' pOSWaf lOn April Ibt., nave given the placo a complete renovating. Tho travelling publlo will receive first-class attention. ItrviUCZS, AS USUAL. yywiNwitionv jtco,, WHOLESALE GROCERS, l'lltt.ADEI.l'HU, Pa. TEAS, fcYIIUPS, COFKHB, HUOAlt, JIOLABSES, ISICK, SPICKS, IIIOAU1I KODA, KTO., KTO. N. E. Corner Hecon l and Arch Sts. "Orders will reccivo in-ompt attention. COURSEN, CLEMONS&'cfJ Limited, Importers and Wholesale Dealers m Crockery. (Hassware.TaliloandPocl.it cutlery, window (.luss, and Plaled-wnic. The 6(1 candle-power trniMi electric lamp. 'i he celebrated l'inafoio Burner. Wril Ca8e9, Prult Jars. 4.'1 Lackawanna Acnue. scilAN'loy, la. may l-ly yy n. house," DENTIST, 15i.ooMsiiuit(i, Columbia County, Pa. All styles ot work done in a superior manncr.work warranted as represented. Tsktu Kitkaci so wimocT Pain by the uso ot Has, and free of charge when mnclaltoeth are Inserted. Olllcc In Barton's ImlMlnjr, Main Street, below Mnrket, llvu iloois below ' Elm's drug store, llrst Hour Jo be njen at all hourt during the Hai Novauir tor wonting people, send in cents post- "h'"i'i i iii iiiuii juu uie, a rujrui, valuable sample tiot ot gooiH Hint will pay sou In hie wov or muMm nime money In a few dajatluin ou cvertliouglit pisl. blo at any business. Capital not required. You can live at home and woik Intpnro lln e only, or all the nine Allot both M'Xes, of all ages, grand, ly successful, 60 centstn t cihlly cat mil eery evening. Tnat all who want work may test the business, we make this unparalleled oner: To all who are not well satWiedwe Mill semi fl to pay for the trouble of wilting us. full particulars, directions, etc., sent tiee. Immenio pay absolute ly sure lor all who stait at once. I ou t delay. AddressSTiNsoN & Co., Pot Hand, Maine, dccis. Jim, Be PROPRIETOR 01- i At the old stand, under the Exchange Hotel, BLOOMSBUEG, PA. M. C. SLOAH & BRO., 1U.OOMSIJURO, PA. .Manufacturers of CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETONS SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAQONS &C. First-class work always on hand. llErMRIXO NBA 7L Y DONL. Prices reduced to tuil the timet. BLOOfflSBURGJPLAIIIHB MILL The underalirned havluE rut his Planing ill on Itallroad Mreet, In drsuciass condition, Is pre pared to do all Kinds oi wora in uia line. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS. MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. turnlsncd at reasonable prices. All lumber used 18 won auasonca ana nono oui. aiviiien woraincu areemployed. ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS iirniahud on linollcatlon. Plani" and specifics ona KJJ irod uy an experienced arauguiBinan Mlnoiufbui c I'll ORNAMENTAL IRON FENCES OF CAST CU WllOUGIIT IKON. Suitable for Yards, Cemetery Lots ntul Public Grounds, Tlio following shows tho Picket Oothlc, one of the several beautiful stylesot Pence manufactured by the undersigned. vnr T(onn,v find iiiirHtillllv tlipv nrA unsuroasq ed. set up by experienced hands and warranted to glie hallsfactlon. Prices iiinl specimens of other de- mixiiH stint to any tiiloress. Address B1.00MSBORG PA May 4-tf imiM inii Flvo Cold and Two Silver MednlB, awarded la 1835 at tlio Expositions of New Orleans and Louisville, and tho In ventions Exposition of London. TUo superiority of Coralino over horn or wlialebono lias now been demonstrated by over flvo years' experience. It Is more durable, more pliable, moro coulfortable, and never breaks. Avoid cheap Imitations tnado of various kinds of cord. Nono aro genuine unless "Db. Winner's Cobahnk" Is printed on Inside of steel cover. FOR SALE BY ALL LEADINQ MERCHANTS. WARNER BROTHERS, 353 Broadway, New York City. febsr nus. lu iirerts Riven away. Send im 5 cents post iiL'e, nuil uy laoll joii will Ketlieo a liaekaRH of n(mU of Inive value that wlll btnrt iou In work once brine ou Innioney iuterllian liot will at iinytlilniclMJ In America. AlUlwut IlielWVU) , SzSlX PMiiiS? SeclStB. LIGHT 0iT THE SUBJECT You can now buy Clothing that lookn as well, weain as well, lii.s at nicely as gooda inadu to order, while the eost is at least, two-thirds lefS. AVu invilu yon to test these facts by dealing with A 0. YATES &l0. Sixth and Chestnut Sts, Best Made CUthhs la Philadelphia. ACID PHOSPHATE Oli DISSOLVED & G, ?Mi ThN rtirle 1 ii'it o f'unp'ctc v nurp- V If v-iluiMf hrltsSlullo 1'Im ( tin . A n(trtl ntul ivMitniiMtin Vmtujiiti It tt,ti ii ' tit it'll 'Sitiufle IIdiilV ".Mineral llmie," l'usjn Luhc," tie. 1V15 OFKICIl Ai A COMPLETE tigANURE OUR vhU'h Is mftila hy v. Inr IVotcwH, tii5i i-ty cut iivt) fit . , ii; (.4 to , In i.iriiiii n A in mi i Wttl lli.ic b:i(iti i-fui j i.att t.tui Poml orders early tuyour iKmu . f )ini:rPiipr.y. tn.v. M t a. 1 1 m or Baugli'a 02j Pliccc.I cto, j;iiibiiiijiii isj.i. i'1'ii. uu i.r:;i.t, t'A. KebSC 15 GENTS rORSAMPLC COPY olTKIl UKAl 1 IKl I. UIMIK. It ctvpHth LaNCUlCt nml SitHlmmt ot Cviry flowir it)d Shrub, .'WHO d Mi-rent Kindt. AImii11 the Known RulciOt Hlfll tlaa vslili Ctova. ParaioL Haidkircklil and r. It iMtheinoit tomplitework of the ktml t-wr pub- Ct'iili in stumpi lor a Hunu1econy,ufKo our prlt-tloncfiil. Agcnti wimti'd cvtrvwhart. Ad. AMERICAN PUB, CO.. 17 North Tenth flntt.PMIid'a. Pi. SINGER CU7 TIII.SSTYI.il Ul A T -UA1S' TK1AL. T r A l ull Net or J.W Atliicliiiienta. 5WAHUANTt; Yonra. Neiul for Circular. C C. IIOWF. A CO., 133 N.OtUSt., l'lillu.. I'd. Apr. 2 4Tv. THE STANDARD LAUMDK BLUE OF AMERICA. BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR IT. aiir.li-nt." Adams' Patent Metallic PICKET FENCE. $1.75 per rod and upwards. SPECIAL QUOTATIONS. All kinds of Iron Fencei, Gates, Fire Escpci, 4c. rtNoe F":)"2.N . , , , J. . J I.I.I. TKCC CUAHQ Iron Work in all styles. Coal Screens a specialty. Iron Ladders, Wheels & Cresting. Blacksmlthlng In ll branches. Estimates furnished. EAGLE IRON WORKS, Oor. Union Sc. Canal Sts, WILKES-BARRE, PA. umicli lii-blMy. clothing! CLOTHING ! G. W. BI3RTSCH, TIIK MUUUHANT TAll.OH. !;::,: Furnishing Ws, U Haps OF KVKUV DKSCIMI'TION. Suits init'lo lo order at nlmrt notice nml a lit jU'iinh git:i:iii(eu( or no i-:i!e. Call mill pxnminii tlio largest mid boat peltuti'd htnek of poodi over tdiown in Coliimliia county. Bloie ni'Nt door to First National Hank, MAIN STKUUT, fllooiiisbur, Pa. EXCHANGE HOTEL, W. R. TDBBS, PROPRIETOR BL00USBU89, PA. OPPOSITE COUItT UOOSB, Li meaanil convenient sample room liatn rooms tot and coU water aud all modem conuulencea WANTED LADY iViiJSnfSowil: 1 (1AY 4 lllt(is.,l01larclayM.,N.V, Apr.an 4t.il. KlRTINOj mm H TIRED OUT! At thti wwwn netrlr ervrrj on owl to tiw v nn ortof tonlfl. IltON ntpni into almi-rt fterj phf Btcitn'1 ptwcripttou for tbota who ntmd Loilding op. .fa H :iiprRTv !(. it HAN NO I'AVAU nd fs the tnilr Iron medicine that in not Inliirinim It llnrlcltCM tho Itlnoil Intornii tho Mynti'iiii Urntnrm AipctltPf Atiln lrtlnn It down not Wnckfn or injure tho t wt h, caue liod iicho nrprfKlaco conntfiAtl"n other Inn mftttftn l Vn. O. It, BlNSLKT, a lofidlnj? phyelctAn of tiprins- lpld. 01j1. m)! . . . ... "Urown's iron lllttrn n R thorfmchly (food mwll cine. I xtno It In my miction, and find ltd ncitwii ci cl all other form-i ot Irim, In wdni1", or low cmj ditlon of tlm nyntora, Brnwn'n Irvn Hittw U UMiallr a piitlvn nncttnKitjr. It t all that is rUlmed for it." Dn, V. N. WAirna. 1213 Tblrty-wcond Pttwt, Oworotown, I) U., M)B' ' Hrowti Iron tUltern is theTnnto of the tin Nothing tttpr, It crrntes arputlte, (circa utreugth and improvea d(f:eHtioti." 0nnlne haa above Trade Mark and crowd ml lines on wrapper. Tuku no otliiT. Made onljr by 1IKOU .V CIIEUICALCU., llALTIUUUI Ml. ch.20-80. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM tho popular f Arorito for drtwlnif the hair, HontortntT color whrn f ray, and prercntfnff Itandrtiit. t cleanses tho walp, rtojsrt tho hair fall! ntr, nml 1st mire to please 6TC ami SLOP at Urupulgts. Tho best Cougli Curo yon can use, And Uio beft prci entire kno n for Consumption. It cures bodily pains and all disorders of tho Stomach, HowcIb, Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Urinary Organs and all Fenmlo Complaint. Tho feehlo and frkk, atrutt Bllng affalnst disease, and slowly drifting towards tho frravc. Mill In most canca recover their health ly the timely uho of Tabeeu's Tonic but delay Is dan perouH. Tako It In time. Sold by all DruggkU la larRO bottles at $1.00. HINDERCORNS Tho safest, Burest, qulekert and bciit euro for Corns, Bunions, Warts, Moles, Callouses, Ac Hinders their fur ther prowth. Stopaallpaln. Gives notrouble. Makestho fettcomfortalile. Illndereorns cures v hen cvtrjt hint Clsofalls. Sgldby Urugg-latsntlSc- IIiacoxiCo.,N. V. iiurf. 11 ly $2.50Did It. Tlin peroonB named below liad ppent tbrraflanflfl of dollam In tho atftrmrato to ret relief from It hen mutism, but all to tm purpose, until tlmv tried tbo KlIMskAN UIIi:r.llATlS.M Clllti:, whirU exiHts two dollar ami fitly cents. Thpy pay it quick lyand completely cured them, and that tlicy hao Blnco had no return of Itheumatlo troublo. Wo publish a Httto pnraphlct (pent free to any ad. drcfHltrintf their teHlincuy Juet ai theytravo it to ui but If you Uao any iftmbta about the matter, m rite any of thetto lielievc4 Uheumatlcs, and (fet au cxprtRslon from thcuu J. T. White, Illoonifcbnrir, Ia. HAMUt nUunsn.of liausman&BuniH.Laneaater.Pa. Johk McIjcuhlin, Incanter, l'a. Wiixhm HhMfLB, Alletrhany. I'a. . I. MmnLKTov, Hertford, I'a. U. 1). 1 'out En, Cherry Hill, Mrt. It. M. KiNsLow, Npwton llamllton. Pa. Cou 1. Thh)uald, YouiiKBtown, Ohio. The IIiihnIuii IMirmiinlUiii Cttrei hm eflTtvl 0 cry llhcumatlc bu tlcrer w ho has jri ven it a fair trial. cm: hox ijoks tiii; iiusininh. j P.iaa 00 CA I If mailed Wc.nddltionaL riCG S.OU.J if retrtotercd bo. moro. Bo euro tUla special tradomoxk U ou every box. reglitTd A yet It 1 not to bo found at the atoreq. but can only be had by enclosing the amount as above, and addrctmtn tho American proprietors, PFAELZER BROS. & CO. imit-Slil .llurlict Street, l'hllnilelplila. ' miiieh 1'J-lj.a fl.Vv CURES ALL HUMORS, from a coiiitimu Sllojch, nr Elrnpllon, tii the wuiti Srroitila. sn 1 1-r h v 11 m, ut'o t'r-hori1' M'lil) (ir UiMtuli Skin, In clioit. nil i1Iimi'3 t'Uiwtl by bad IiKkkI me coiuiut'i-nd by thN ponniul, pit rif, villi,', mid invitfoiatliitf liiudidni'. (iinil llatlnur I otirN innldly hfiil mtdor its bi'itiMii fntln .0. llspeulnllv bits it nmiiile-h'd it pnU'iit) curinur 'HVitcr, Iti Uiisli, lloll, jp hniit'lfH, Sore llj r! Nrrutiiloii Sr' and sw clliimt-, Illp-.Ioint EUc;ti.t', M'litlu Mi oiUnu) e;olU ( itr Thick Neck nml IJtilurtfwl f-IaiidK, 5tnd ten cents 111 6tatn)a i-r 11 Iiiiku tri'ttll-c, w ith col ntcd jdatos, on rUin Dist'usi , or tin sumo ntnomit. lorn tn-jitNc on N-ioltitoutAllK Hons. ' ! hi: iw.ooo is j ibi; h,u i:. ThnroirtfliU' cIcuiim.1 ft bv ilnir II r BMori Coldfii .tCctllcnl lKco rrj nnd ju -o illUOhtloti, 11 liili nklii. huotmrl "pli lUs vital Htrrntxili. aiul -i'imi j VOllMlltlltloll, will Im' 1 u ). in tsosaserr ViUh Irt St'l'of Hon - 1 i of the liUIIUM4 ii I'tMllll tl 'i 1 1 M. . . .iui".ttd 1 1 id tuu'd by this (!oil-tix itiuco.),H laUen bcloui tho hitf tmir.''t t.) 0 nn-i iir-michfd. J'luiu iia wumh lot puxxer ovt i tins tirrlbly fatal illscaso, when i.rst olRTiiiK- tbls now ief cbtatod roniody Jo tlio tuibllf, I:r, I'ieuce tbotnilit perlnntly of cdllln1,' It bis fon su iiilloii :nro,T but ahindoiutlt lint juiii.o as too limbvd lor n in dicjnt wMch, liom its intr, alli'iiUtvo, or bloou-jnniiV.iuitl'biliou pt't total, and nutr.t x p' op i i-n, U uihijuiiI"!, not only its n rcmoilj h luiiGft but for mi CHROInIO diseases or the Liver, Blood, and Lungs, If jou fvH'l dull, d.ow', drbllltnted, litno nallow color of ekui, or M-llowihli-broxTn ots on laeo or body, fu-qucnt lundufbo or dlzzi nt'H, bad tnsto In inmitli, internal hint or cblils. nltmiatliiir with hot tltisbfs. low spirits ana or hi 1 ioiimiil in nuiny iumh oniy part of thesu symptotna mo cxpcrltnccd. As a it'iiu'dj for nil sncll eases. III'. S'lcrco't (olileii ?I oil leal liUcoi cry bus no tonal. Vor AVeult I.iiiiK .'.'plltliiif of lllood, Slioi'liiChM f llroallif ni-niirliltlM) Se ero Con k It wt i;oiikinuplluii ana kindled aHectloin, it Is u feoverelifn remedy, Send ten eents in stamps for Dr. l'ierce'a booltou Consiliuptloii, Nolo" by UriiKtf lt PRICE $1.00, run $0.00. World's Dispensary Medical Association, riorletors,Cfl3 Jlaln St., llurrALO, N. V, wc.cCg. LITTLE wvfe.aX.XMo " ANTIIIII.IOIS ninl OATIIAUT10. Sold Ii) UriiKKi'K" eents u vial. ,$500 REWARD In olfereil !) tlio proprietors if l)r. .aue'ts Cutarrh Itemed lor a niw of entm I It lilcli they i-iuinot curi'. 11 you luvrinllsoliarRO from tlio iioh otlfiihivo ot other Wl0, lulllllll llhHOf61IH'll.t0btC, orheinin. weak eves, dull naln or pressure In hen.l, you have Catarrh. Thou satuls of cases termluiti In corisiiinptlnn. Dr. SaifH's Cata mill IlKMrnr l ines the worst riisisof flnlitrrls, ' C.sltl III I lie Heiul," .. 4'nHrriiul sleiiiluelie. Ml cents. I7 Uloo ItK.VS llI!OWN'8 INbUUAM'K AciKM'Y. Mojer'snew buliillni.'. Jlaln street. oomBliuri.'. l'a. APfil'lS .illna Insurance Co., of Hartford, Conn r,on,ll Itoyal of Uverpool !3,5ii,ii(U Ijineashlio I0,tx.nj Fire Avsoelatlon, rhlladelphm 4,liu,"iu I'lueulx, or London S.'.'ui.uru London & Lancashire, of England 1,Tipj,'j7ii Hartford ot Hartford 3,OT,u5fl Bprlnt'ileld Klro aud Slarlno U.W.'.INJ As the niencles aro direct, policies are written loriuo lusureu wuuout, oeiay mine omco at uioomsourg. iicv. vi, 'm. CI'IIK, by one who I was deaf twenty-eight years. Treated uy most of Iho noted MieclalWaof the day with no Ijonnilt lured 'himself lu three uiontlis. and hlnee thi n huiidrids of others bv himonro. cess. , plain, blinplo and sacvful hoinetlcuU nieui. uuiess s, c r.Mia, im r.uta-jmu sireei, few orn in)', Apr iw-sv-u. SliLECTSTQRY. A ROYAL SYMPHONY. Everybody who knew Mr. Donbloboss BRrecil tlmt It was entirely his own fault that ho hail not Achieved n distinguished position In tho inii9lcnl world. Ills musi cal irlfts were beyond question. Ho wna n iwrfect muster of several Instruments, had a profound knowledge ot the theoretical branch of his nrt, and was In addition to this a man of wldo reading mul some liter ary power. Hut nt tho nge of 00, ho was engaged In a desperate struggle for exist ence. The reason was not dllllcult to dis cover. Mn Doubleunss had sundry vlowa about tho nature of art and tho duties of an artist, which, however sublime In themselves, nro conduclvo neither to per Botial popularity nor pecuniary profit. Ho had a comtltutloiml horror of humbug In every shape, and au unfortunnto facility iu blurting out his opinions in defiance of conventionality and prejudice. Hy theso means ho had ruined olio nfter another of the chances llto had brought him. Ho had failed as a professor at a well known musical institution by a remorse less severity with which ho kept his pu pils at tho groundwork of their studies beforo allowing them to pro coed to higher things. He had mndo himself impoitlblo as a conductor by his resolute refusal to have anything todo with works which did not satisfy I1I3 high stuadaiit of artist excellence. 1 lo had lost his post us musical critic on one of tho Iondou dailies by his ferocious onslaught upon one or two distinguished amateurs. In the natural course of things, therefore. Sir. Doublcbass sank lower and lower lu tho Woild until, meeting with bad health In addition to his other reerse3, he was ut last compelled to take a second fiddle iu a well-known London orchestra, wlillo his daughter Muggio for by this tlmo Sir. Doublebass was n widower extracted what addition could bu mndo to tholr scanty means out of n mniden lady lodger. One wet December evening tlio littlo gentleman enmohomo rather later thnn usual to his modest mansion In the neigh borhood of Park street, Camden Town. Slaggio was, as usual, waiting up forhlm, and took from him his fiddle-case and dripping overcoat owing to circum stances beyond his control, Sir. Double bass had been out without an umbrella. Tho old man turned Into tho littlo front parlor, nnd, without many remarks, fell to work upon tlio fragment of Dutch cheese, the household loaf and tho half pint of beer spread out for his refresh ment. "Any news, SIngglel" ho Inquired pres ently. "Yes, great news, father," said tho girl, looking up from her work; "I havo had a visitor." "Friendly or hostile!" asked Sir. Double bass, who had a vivid recollection that tho "water-rates'" had called a few days pre viously, and promised a repetition of his visit shortly. "A friend," In a gay tone. "Ho said he had good news for you, nnd-left this note, with tho mcssago tnat you must be at homo to-morrow without fall." Sir. Doublebass opened the note which his daughter handed to him, and read as fol lows: "Dkau I). Havo you still got tho sym phony by you, nbout which you spoke to me sonio weeks ago? It you have, I think I can llnd nn opening for it, provided you will bo satisfied with a 10-pound note. Hut I must see you nbout it at once. Will call at 10 a. in. to-morrow. Yours, "Soai'luv Smart." "Hless tho man, what does ho bcent him self llko that forf Why, the very paper he touches smells llko a barber's shop. Give me tho tobacco, Slag," cried tho old man, tossing tho note from him with a 4iill. "Hadn't I better get the symphony, too, father!" asked Slaggic. "Huh! what dues ho know about the symphony!1 It's not the sort of stuff ho wants," said Sir. Doublcbass," contemptu ously. "However, I supposo ho must see it. Just get It down, Slaggic, aud I'll sea that It Is all in order beforo I go to bed." SInggio had no difficulty in laying her hands upon tho precious SIS. In question, which hud been tho companion of their troubles for many years, and Sir. Double bass' kolaco under many trinls. Tho girl was, indeed, bcarcely less Interested in the symphony than tho old man himself, and knew enough of her father to guess that, In spito of his petulant tone, the prospect of his work being given to tho world at last elated him not a little. Punctually at 10 o'clock the next morn ing Sir. Soapley Smart drovo up to the door. Do was by no means n gentleman of that typo with which eminence in the musical profession is commonly asso ciated. His clothes were of a highly fash ionable cut and material; ho had an eye glass in one eye; his hair, which was yel low and scanty, was cut short and parted in tho middle, and ho woro a heavy mus tache and two little tufts of w hisker. At an early ago of his musical career ho hud achieved fume by tho publication of a se ductive waltz of a simplo character, called "Kcoutez-mol," and two or three intensely pathetic ballads, tho best known of whicli is "Tho Angel and tho Kiss." Having an extensive connection iu fushlonublu cir cles, ho had rapidly advanced into tlio higher walks of art. lie was the habitual associate ot arlstocratio amateurs, per formed at smoking concerts, whero even royalty smoked cigars and played tho violin, conducted an orchestral society for membership of which a title was the 0111 indispensable qualitlcatlou. During tho last twelve mouths this talented gentle man had on moro than 0110 ocenssiou shown 11 friendly Interest in Sir. Double bass, and it was to him that tho elder mu sician owed his seat iu tho orchestra whero ho now played. Sir. Doublebass, who, to tell the truth, entertained a pro found contempt for Soapley Smart and all his works, was quite ut a loss to account for these acts of friendship, though possi bly if SIlss Doublebass had chosen sho might have enlightened her father 011 that point. "I haven't mnny minutes to spare," said Mr. Smart iu his airy manner, as ho took a seat. "Don't run away, Sllss Double bass. 1 may have to talk secreto, but nothing, I am sure, but what I may trust you with. ;ow, then, where Is the mug num opus!" Sir. Doublebass handed the SIS. to his visitor. "itather bulky, Isn't it!" observed Sir. Smart, poising tho work in his hands. "I hopo it isn't too long, though that's u defect soon remedied. What's this!" (tho critic had rapidly turned over a page or two), " "Allegro," 'Anilante cou inoto," 'Scherzo.' This looks llko Philharmonic form, doesn't It, Doublebass? Wo dn't want anything too serious, you know. Hut perhaps I had better talk business first. I have told you I can lind au open lug for tills symphony, Doublebass, and that you will be well paid for It, Hut there are certain conditions. I don't want it for publication In the oidlnary way. It Is to be prepared iu public, but are you prepared not only to part with the pro perty in It of course for good considira tion but to give up all claim to tlio authorship?" Sir. Doublebass, who had lieen looking at his visitor with a comical expression, took of his spectacles, wiped them, und put them on again, as it tu assist lils comprehension. "I lwg your pardon," ho said. "It is lu this way," resumed Sir. Smart, "A new symphony Is to be performed at a certain concert to be given shortly lu London, 1 want your symphony for that purpose, vt 111 it suit you to taKe a sum down, give up ull claims to tho music, and never say another word about the transac tion ?" "Ohl" said Sir. Doublebass! and his daughter saw the cllort It cost his to pre serve his composure, "Slight I Inquire, lu the llrst placo, to whom I ant to sell the authorship?" "Heally, I don't se that that la material," said Sir, Smart. Then 1 presume Sir. Soapley Smart is about to mnko his debut us a classical composer?" Sir. Doublebass' Hp curled perceptibly us lie spoke, "Upon my word, Doublebass, you ore too hard on me," said Smurt, "You forco me to speak more plainly than I Intended but llrst I must have your promise that what I nm about to mention shall never go beyond ourselves." Sir, Doublcbass Inclined his head In silence. His daughter did tho same. iou nro aware." said Sir. Smart, "that It Is my prlvilego to bo on somewhat lntl mato terms, professionally sneaking, with n certain exnltcd personage who honors our art witn ins patronngo. Tho concert 1 mentioned lust now Is In aid of tho f inula of 11 well-known educational Institution. In order to give eclat to the entertainment my exalted friend not only promised to perform a solo 011 tlio trombone, his favor ito instrument, but has offered to compose an orchestral symphony speclnlly for tho occasion. Of course, tho oiler was ac cepted. As you nro aware, my exalted friend dabbles a littlo In composition. Ho had, however, never attempted nnythlng on so ambitious a ocnlo as a symphony, and tlio tusk proved moro nriltioustlinnhe Had anticipated. He himself, with his usual modesty, was the llrst to acknowledge this. 'Hang tlio sym phony,' ho said to mo at last, even exalted personages uso strong language occasionally, SIlss Doublebass Jiang tlio symphony. I'm sick ot it. They'll linvotodo without It.' I ven tured respectfully to suggest that this would cause grievous disappointment, tickets having been already sold. 'Well, look here, Soapy,' ho said that Is a pleas ant way In which tho great 0110 Is pleased to nuurcss your humble servant occasion ally 'you must write tho confounded thing.' I demurred as far ns I could, but he was firm, and in the end I had to un dertake the job. Now, I can bo candid with you, Doublebass, and I frankly ad mit that the task was not nt all In my line. I don't profess to go In for high nrt, you know. I was at my wits' end, when I luckily thought of you and tlio symphony you had mentioned to me, and hero I nm. Now, I think you will seo liow tho land lies." Heally," said Sir. Doublebass, who had listened to tho foregoing narrative with a firlm smile, "that Is a very great honor you havo planned for mo. Now, when do you want tho symphony?" "At once; wo ought to bo practicing it now." 1 asked because, ns you Intimated, a few alterations will no doubt bo necessary, nnd they can not bo mndo in a minute." i. 011 relievo me of a dlluculty. Double- bass. Tluit Is the very thing I wanted to say. I can glvo you till Saturday, but not later. It must bo made shorter, you know, and lighter, my dear sir, lighter." "I understand," said Sir. Doublcbass. 'Something between Heethoveii and Ollen- bach." "Precisely tho very thing!" said Sir. Smart, and nftcr a few more words ns to terms ho hurried olt to tho cab which was waiting for him. "You are not really going to do this father?" Inquired SInggio, when tho visi tor was gone. Sho had listened to tho In terview in some bewilderment nnd was quite taken aback at the result. 'Why not, my dear?" Hotter bo out of tho world than behind the times," said the old gentleman, evasively. Accordingly, he set to work, with very little delay, and kept hard at it for tho next threo or four days, working far into the night. By Sat urday, the revised edition of tho sym phony was completed and duly forwarded to Sir. Smart. Within n week or two advertisements of the approaching concert to which Sir. Smart hud alluded wero appearing In newspapers and on boardings, and excited no little Interest In fashlonablo and musi cal circles. It was to be conducted by Sir Hoyler Potts, who had the general super intendence of all tho arrangements, nnd who, besides being a musician of some tal ent, had made moro money by his operas aud oratories than all tho great masters put together. The Lady Anne Dante was to sing one of her own songs, and two prima donnas of world-wide reputation wero also announed, though in much smaller typo than Lady Anne, who had a line to herself. Lastly came tlio announcement of the trombone solo by II, H. II. Prince Albert of Gotten Pensclien, and tho new and original symphony by tho same gifted personage. The prince of Ootten-Penscheiv's devotion to art dated from the days when, as an in fant, ho had llrst delighted tho homely Herman court In which he was born by bu astonishing rendering of nursery songs upon a mouth-organ. Ho was distantly connected by birtli with tho Knglish royal family, and hud greatly Improved tho con nection by marriage whicli last fact, coupled with his musical tulents, had nt once demonstrated his Htuess for an im portant command in the Ilritlsh navy. This post II. It. H. (ho had been elovated to a rank of a royal highness by royal warrant) had now held for some years, and dining that time had shown a zeal in bringing tlio rellning influence of music to bear on tho Hritisli sailor, which had greatly raised him In the public estima tion. With such an artistic feast as the piogranimo promised, it Is not surprising that the tickets went o'.t most satisfactor ily. The prevailing curiosity nbout tho prince's symphony was artfully stimulated by occasional paragraphs in tho columns of the papers which supplied fashionable Intelligence. Slimy of these wero written by Sir, Soapley Smart, who did a good deal of light literary work, aud was, more over, the musical critic ot that highly fnslnonublo journal, Tho St. James Ad vertiser. Hy this means an Impression was widely diffused that It. It. II. the prince of tiotten-l'ensclien had produced a work whicli would at onco clovato him to 11 position beside the great classical com posers of his fatherland, Tho night of the concert duly arrived. The hall was densely packed with an audi ence representing the elite of London so ciety, ns well as o tho world of art aud letters. The entertainment fully justified all the expectations which had been formed lonccrnlng It, and provoked tho greatest enthusiasm. The prince of Gotten-Pen-f chen was reserved for the second part; nnd when his royal highness appeared after tho interval with his trombone, ho was re ceived with a perfect ovation. Sir Hoyler Potts had composed a tasteful littlo mor ceau for the occasion, nnd the priuco, though n little nervous, got through It very creditably, with the exception of a trilling hitch when the nugust performer had to stop and perform nn operation sometimes necessary with tho instrument In question, The symphony camo almost Immediately afterward. The opening movement (allegro) was listened to with rapt attention and followed by a volley of applause. The next movement (andanto con moto) and tho third (scherzo) created a still moro favorable Impression. Hut tho climax was reached with tho fourth movement, which, opening with a quaint modernto in a minor key, wound up with a rattling presto.whlch completely brought down tlio house, and roused the more demonstrative portion of tho audience to the utmost pitch of enthusiasm. Amid deafening npplauso the royal composer came forward and bowed right and left, with n modesty which, under the circum stances, did him great credit, aud tlio ap plause continued until Sir Hoyler Potts took up his baton and gave the last move ment over again, Karly tho following morning Sir, Doublebass, who nail resisted nil the en treaties of his daughter and Sir, Smart to be present at thu concert, sat In his arm chair while SInggio read to lilm nn elo quent critique ot the previous night's performance from The St. James Adver tiser. There was a grim smile 011 the old man's face as his daughter read the fol lowing passago; "1 1 a word his royal high ness has srvn proof of the musical genius of the very highest order, Iu the wealth of thematic Ideas, no less than in tho mastery displayed lu tho musical treat ment, the opening allegro recalls Heetho veii lu his moments ot loftiest Inspiration. Tho second movement is characterized by a scholarly tunefulness distinctly sugges tive uf Sleudelssohii, The humor of the scherzo was Irresistible, und the brlllluncy and ven 0 of tho llualo could have been surpassed by no other master than "Papu" Huydn, while, beyond and ubove these, there runs through tho whole work a con ception of musical possibilities of which tho great masters wltu ull their gifts were hardly capable." Hefore Slaggle hail Ilnishetl, there was a sharp knock ut the door, uud Soapley Smart hurried In. "Ah, SHsj Doublobass," ho said, "you havo Tho Advertiser, I see. I hope your father Is sntlsllcd with that. I think I laid It on well. Hut look here, Doublcbass, this will amuse you, Hero's old Hoston, of Tho Slornlng Cnblegraph, been having n High, nt II. It. II., nnd sold himself prettily, Thnt shows you what musical criticism Is worth." As ho spoke, Sir. Smnrt pointed with his finger to a passngo In tho newspaper which ho handed to Sir. Doublcbass. Tho latter read as follows: "Wo aro not aware whether the 'sym phony' by II, It. II., the prlnco of Gotten Pcnschcn was Intended ns a musical joke, but, If so, tho point appeared to be missed by the majority of tho audlenco. The work is apparently founded on a sorles of music-hall aud street melodies, though tho subjects aro worked up with nn amount of skill nnd technical resource for which wo should have hardly havo given his royal highness credit." "Well?" said Sir. Doublebass, handing back tho paper. "Don't you think thnt a pretty piece of Impertinence?" asked Smart. "On the contrary, I am glad to find that there Is one musical critic In London who knows what ho if talking about." "How so?" asked Smart. "Well, I can tell you how," said Mr. Doublebass. "I,ook hero, Sir. Soapley Smnrt, you mado me 0110 of tho most in sulting proposals that was ever mado to an artist or a gentleman. You took me for n knuvo as well as a fool. It so hap pened that I wanted monoy very badly, and I thought I saw n way of being even with you. Sec, hero Is tlio rough scheme of the prince of Gotlen-Penschcn's pre cious symphony. The principal subject of tlio allegro, which reminds you so of Hccthoven, Is 'Pop Goes tho Weasel,' thinly disguised In modern orchestration. The theme of the Slendelssohniun adagio, stripped of certain variations nnd tho em bellishments, may bo known to you under the titlo 'Walt Till tho Clouds HoirBy.' Tho scherzo and presto nro founded re spectively upon theso inspired melodies ' 'Tlddy-fol-lol.' and 'The Slasher King,' worked up with new matter and entirely original orchestral effects. Now, who has been mado a fool of, Sir. Smart?" Luckily for SIr.Doublebass Sir Boyler Potts had been one of tho few who had discovered tho real nature of tho prince's symphony. Having n keen appreciation of a joke, and being struck by the musical merits of the composition, ho had Inquired and learned from Soapley Smart tho real fits as to tho authorship. Very shortly after tho concert. Sir Hoyler found an op portunity of making Sir. Doublebass' ac quaintance, with tho result that the little gentleman's original symphony was soon nfter performed in public and nchloved n success nearly ns great aud quite as genu Ino ns that ot tho prince of Gotten Pcnschen. London Truth. Habit of Disregarding Troper Sleep. In persons of vigorous constitution the habit of disregarding proper sleep, and tho insomnia which springs from It, may go on for several years without any apparent bad effect. In time, however, it is certain to produce Its natural consequences. The llrst Indications of danger are irritability of mind und feverish excitement, followed by depression, pallor, and deficiency of ap petite. These are succeeded by llts of un consciousness, In which tho affected per son positively sleeps, and, It may be, sleeps Boundly, without Himself knowing tho fact. In this way ho gets rest, which, for a little while may glvo 11 certain measure ot relief; but soou the nervous failure in creases, and one of two results succeeds. Ho either falls Into a sleep which becomes a coma, and terminates In death, or he continues sleepless, unless artificially mado to sleep by narcotics, and with pro gressing falling powers sinks Into paralysis, to succumb from that affection. In ex ceptional cases the insomniac makes a fair recovery. Field of Diseases. Women In the DanUlt Hanks. The National bank In Denmark has for a long time employed women ns clerks (tellers). The Landsmnnd Hank has now followed this good example, and at the capital and 'n threo of its branches four ladies to 1 ow employed. When thor oughly 1 rained they will bo taken as assist ants. Demorests Slonthly. Over 10,000 olive trees have been set out this year in tho Santa Ynez valley, Santa Barbara county, California. In sunstroke, try artificial respiration. A Digression at an Auction Snle. I was idling away half an hour at au auction of bankrupt stock hi the dry goods district the other morning when an excited Individual from tho crowd of bidders went up and said something in confidence to tho auctioneer. Tho latter rapped on his desk and announced: "Gentlemen: Mr. X. hero bus just dis covered that he has lost his pocket-book. It contains money and valuable papers, and ho offers a reward ot ilOO for it." A fat man with a solemn face replied promply: "A hundred and live." "One ten," called a volco. "Fifteen." "Twenty." They hod run It up to $000 wheu owner of tho pocket-book yelled: "Hold oni hold onl There's no profit In that. There's only $100 In the pocket-book and the papers aren't negotiable." 'incn the business of the sale was re sumed. New York Sun. Mulurlu llxlsU at Great Altitudes. WhUe malaria has its ordinary habitat In low-lying regions, it may under favor ablo conditions exist at great elevations. On tho Tuscan Appenlnes it is found at a height of 1,100 feet abovo the sea; on the Pyrenees and Mexican Cordilleras, 5,000 feet; on tho Himalayas, 6.400; on the isl and of Ceylon, 0,500 feet; nnd on tho Andes, 11,000 feet. At present, tho eleva tion of entiro security has been thus ap proximated for vnrious places: In Italy, 400 to 500 feet; In California, 1,000; along tho Appalachian chain of the United States, SOOfeet; In the West Indies, 1,400 to l,b00 feet. In any of these regions, however, malaria may drift up ravines to an Indefi nite height. Arkansaw Traveler. When She I'eels Ileal Glad. "I tell you how it Is with me, Mrs. Blod gett," said the dressy nulghbor. "When I go to church and get all stirred up and agitated over what a desperate wicked set wo are, I feel vexed and put out to think what a shame, It was that Kvo didn't mind her own business nnd not bring such heaps of trouble upon us; but when I put on a new dress that fits 1110 so nice I can't Uud a particle of fault with it, and a hat that makes every women I meet feel ns though she hadn't a friend lu tho world, then I own up that I do feel downright glad sho was fond of fruit, and I cun't help it." Chicago Ledger. Circuits or Smell In Insects. Iu an extensive series of experiments by Professor (iraber, Insects and many other Invertebrates pet eclrvd odors much more quickly nnd ncutely than the vertebrates tested (birds and reptiles.) The antenmu proved to bo not the only organs of smell In Insects, although theso seem to bo es sential to tho perception of some fine odors. In some cases the palpi of the mouth organs are more sensitive than the antenmu, but perception of smell through tho stigmata or respiratory organs Is not rapid nor impoitant. Arkansaw Trav eler, A Ilellnlllnn of ihe Term. I receive a good many anonymous let ters, some complimentary, most, however, the reverse. Amongst the latter, the fol lowing Is amusing and not watitlug In cleverness: " You call yourself a Hadlcal. Does j our definition of the term agree with mine? 'Hadlcal;' tako away the letters 'liar' and you are left with "cad.' A Hadlcal, there fore, Is composed of a liar and u cad," I-uboucliero lu Truth. The rulntliies lu the furls Salon. It Is estimated that tho pictures sont to the Paris Halou this year would, If placed In a Hue. extend for seven kilometres. A minute's examination bestowed ou each would take 110 hours. ONLY A WOMAN'S HEART. rt Only a woman's heart, whereon 1 ou have trod lu your careless haste; A thing at best that was easy won) si What matter how drear a waste Her Hfo may lie in tho future years? What matters it? Do not start It Is only tho sound of dropping tears 1 As wrung from a woman's heart. 'Tls of littlo worth, for It cost you naught Hut n honeyed word nnd a smile. Was tho fault not hers, If she blindly thought You were truer than truth the while? What If tho seeds of n life long woo From Its broken shrine upstart? What does It matter to you? You know It Is only a woman's heart. Only a woman's heart, ah, well! "Tls little, I trow, to you Whether thnt heart was as false as hell, Or as heaven Itself as true. Y'ou may hug the thought to 'your selfish breast Thnt you'ro skilled in deception's art; Hut I brand you thief, for tho pence and rest That you stolo from n woman's heart. Helen A. ManvUle. A I'lncky I.lttlo Aztno Lad. One day, at tho American legation, a bright littlo lad of a dozen years came in with some letters while I sat talking with tho charge, In tho absence of Minister Jackson. Tho boy was so polite, so prompt, so spirited that he nttractcd my attention, for I saw ho was an Indian and was, in tills position, quite emancipated from tho awful frown and sense ot superi ority of tho dark-brown Spaniard a new order of being. "Yes," said the charge, "that lxy was barefooted, or at least wearing sandals a little tlmo ngo, and almost naked. Ho was employed to feed a furnaco in a ma chine shop, but ono day he was found sit ting behind a wood pile with a poncll and nu old envelope iu his hands. The master demanded to know what ho was doing. Tho lad answered that the furnace was full of wood, nnd he was trying to' lenrn to write with what spare time ho had." To make a long story short, this little Mexican lad had picked up a pencil, and then by copying the names of his employer nnd others which ho found nbout tho shop on old envelopes, ho had already learned to write a good hand. He was promoted to bo gate-keeper, and Ls now tho little man wno takes the letters of the American minister to nnd from the wstolllce; and even takes money to and from the bank. "Steal?" Tho chargo was Indignant. "I could not even get tho boy to lie for all tho gold In Mexico." So you see, our legation in Slexlco Is do ing solid pood. It has lifted at least ono human being up to tho high level ot soul equality. And this Is much more than I ever knew any other American legation to achieve, or even undertake. Joaquin Miller's Slexlco Letter. Tratmnxcd by n Zulu Javelin. Sir. II. H. Pitt, the Lieut. Smallett In the "Sllnute Slen," Is so often mistaken for an Englishman that he now is fully convinced that he Is one. He certainly possesses tho volco and mannerisms of a well-bred London man. 1IU drawilng speech Is nbout tlio same expression of voice that you will hear In the courtyard of the palace of St. James when the officer of tho Coldstreams is relloving guard. Among the volunteers to Knluland were many Knglish guardsmen. Two of these spoilt darlings of Knglish society were leading 11 body of Capetown militia against an overwhelming swarm of blacks, and tho air was thick with spears. Charley Frazier, a lieutenant of Scots guards, noted for his slowness of speech and his variety of methods in concocting summer punches, was transfixed by a Zulu javelin and fell dying to the ground. The other officer raised him In his nrms: "Aw, old chap-pie, the ah black person has lost his ow what the deuce aw d'yo call It aw assegai aw a Bllce of lemon would have aw vastly Im proved tho beer cup at aw luncheon. Take nw this out of my body old fellow ah have It mouuted aw for a billiard cue aw." And he died with tho last "aw" on his lips. Cor. Phil dclphia Press. Tlie South Durlne the Wr. It will be surmised that the south was almost stripped of the luxuries of life to ward the close of the struggle. This is a mistake. Adventurers were all the time running the blockade. There was nothing that our society ladies could not buy If they wero willing to pay the price. We had no dudes In those days, but young men who wanted a stylish rig had no trouble In getting it. No doubt many of tho articles smuggled through came from Yankeedom Instead of from England and France. Some of tho wide-awake brethren on the other side of tho line operated a iloublo schedule. They took federal con tracts, and on the sly supplied the Confed erntes for a heavy cash consideration. We even had tho time and Inclination to smug glo books through tho lines. Les Sllser ables, for Instance, camo through and Vice President Stephens and other leading men reaa tlio rsew lorK or Philadelphia edition long before the Richmond publish ers issued It in flvo littlo brown paper cov ered volumes. If literature could run the blockade, It goes without saying that any thing couiu. Atlanta uonstitution. Willie in the White House. If Clovland is married ho will bo the first President married while In the White House. I mean tlio first president elected as such by tho people. John Tyler was vice president, and became president only by tho death of Harrison. Slllliird Fillmore married again, but It was after ho left the White House, Cleveland and Buchanan are the only bachelor presidents we havo had, though the widowers hate been numerous. As yet no president has had a child born In the White House, and it may bo that this honor is reserved for the pres ent administration. "Carp" In Cleveland Leader. To Diminish the Noise of Anvils. If it Is desirable to set up an anvil so that Its uso will make the least possible noise, set the anvil on a block of lead, or make 11 putty ledge around the anvil upon the wooden block, one-half Inch clear all round, ono Inch high. liaise the anvil clear ot the block one-half Inch, by any menus available, pour In tlio lead until It rises nbove the bottom of the anvil; or set tho anvil on a good lied of sand held in a box. Scientific American. The Archduke lu 1'iuteur's 1-nlinrntory. The Archduke Charles Theodore of Ba varia, brother of the empress of Austria, will study the inocculatlon system o( M. I'nsteur in tho latter's laboratory at Paris, lu his researches he will be assisted by hU wife, who also bestows much personal at tention upon his patients In his home prac tice. Paris Letter. Illsniiirck's Narrow i:cape. An Illustration how great Issues may depend upon Insignificant Incidents is fur nished by n passage In the cureerof Prlnco Bismarck. About the year 1850 the regent of tho duchy of Anhelt-Bernbourg re. quested the Prussian government to name several men from whom ono might bo chosen for high state office lu the duchy. The request was compiled with, und among the names was that ot "Otto vou Bismarck zn Schonhnuseu." Bismnrck nnd another wero ordered to present themselves on a certain day beforo the regent for demonstration of their fit ness for the position to bo filled. Both traveled accordingly to the center of tho duchy, but as Ill-luck or luck would have It, the axle of the cnrrlage In which Bis marck journeyed broke on the way, aud he wus compelled to stay a night with tho rest of the passengers at the nearest town. Next day he resumed his journey, but ho arrived twenty-four hours utter the time appointed for the Interview, In the mean time his rival had the post. So IHr marck returned home, nnd lu time becamo Imperial chancellor instead. Pall Moll Uazotte. Tho singular phenomenon ot a rain-storm iu mid win cr iccurred at Motatlan, Msxico, rsef ntly rMi U the first Instance ot the kind cu record, upr.lG-Hna,