THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. Just as Bad as Fainted. WlllKSl'ItKAll COMMOTION CAUSED 11V TIIK TKimiiu.K co.iKsstof or a rnvsici as. Tho story publish. In theso columns recently, from llio Hochcstcr. N. Y., Jhiiwcrat ami Chronicle, created n leal of comment hero ns It 1ms clso- wnero. Apparently it caused ovon in?iro c,0,nmHtiol in Kochestcr, as tho following from tho samo papcr.shows: l Dr. .1. 11. llenion. who is well-known not only in Koelicster, but in nearly every part of America, sent an extend. d article to this paper a few days ego which was duly published, detailing Ins icnwrknblo experience and rcsouo from what seemed to be certain death. It would bo impossible to enumerate the personal inquiries which have been mado at our ollico as to the validity of tho article, but they have been so numerous that further investigation of uiu Hiiujcui was ticcmcu neccsiary. With this cm) in view a reprcscnta- mu ui whs paper cauea on Ur. llenion nl his residenco on Andrews street when the following intervirw occurred: 'That article of yours Doctor, has cre ated quite a whirlwind. Are tho state ments about the terriblo condition you wero in and tho way you were rescued, uoii as you can sustain! Emy onu of them and manv ad utional ones. I was brought so low bv neglecting tho first and most sirnplo symptoms. I did not think I was sick. It is truo I had frequent headaches lelt tired most of the time; could eat nothing one day and was ravenous the next! felt dull pains and my stomach was out of order, but 1 did not think it meant anything seiious. The medical profession has been treating symptoms instead of diseases for vears, and it is high timo it ceased. The symptoms I have just mentioned or any unusual action or irritation of tlio water chan nels indicate tho approach ot kidney diseaso moro than a cough announces tho coming of consumption. Wo dc not treat the cough, but try to help the lungs. AVo should not wasto our timo trying to relieve tho headache, pains about tho body or other symptoms, but go directly to tho kidneys, tho source of most of these ailments.'' This, then, is what you meant when you said that more than one-half tho deaths which occur ariso from Uright's disease, is it Doctor?'' "Precisely. Thousands of diseases aro torturini; peoplo to-day, which in reality aro Uright's diseaso in some of its many forms. It is n hydra headed monster, and the slighest symptoms should striko terror to every ono who has them. I can look back and recall hundreds of deaths which physicians ui'ui.iruu at me umo wero caused by paralysis, apoplexy, heart disease, pneumonia, malarial fever and other common complaints, which I seo now were caused by IJricht 8 disease." "And did all theso cases havo simple symptoms at first?'' "Every ono of them, and might have ueeu cureu as l was by the timely use of tho same remedy. "I am oettincr mv oyes thoroughly opened in this matter and think 1 am helping others to see me iacts andtneirpossiblodanger also. Mr. Warner, who was visited at his establishment on North St. Paul street, spoke very earnest h: , ? "It is true that Uright's disease had increased wonderfully, and we find by 1-eliable.staiistios, that from '70 to 'SO, its growth was over 250 per cenf "Look at tho prominent men it has car lied off, and is taking off every year, for while many are dying apparently of paralysis and apoplexy, they are really victims of kidney disorder, which causes heart disease," paralysis, apo plexy, etc. Nearly every week the papers record tho death of some promi nent man from this scourge. Recently, however, tho increase has been checked nnd I attribute this to tho general use of my remedy." 'Do you think many peoplo aro afllicted with it to-day who do not re alizo it?" "A prominent professor in a New Orleans medical college was lecturing before his class on the subject of Urjcht's disease. He had various fluids under microscopic analysis and was showing the students what tho in dications of this terrible malady wero 'and now, gentlemen,' he said, as wo havo seen tho unhealthy indications I will show yon how it appears in a state of perfect health,' and he submit ted his own tluid to the usual test. As ho watched tho results his countenanco suddenly changed his color and command both left him and in a trembling voice he said: 'Gentlemen, I havo made a painful discovery, J have right's disease of tho kidneys.' And in less than a year lie was dead. The slightest indications of any kidney dilliculty should bo enough to strike terror to any one." "You know of Dr. Henion's case?" "Yes, I have both read and hard of it." "It is very wonderful, is it not?" "No raoro so than a great many others that havo como to my notice as h&ving been cured by the samo means." "You believe then that Uright's dis ease can bo cured!" 'I know it can. I know it from my own and the experience of thousand of prominent persons who wero given up to din by both their physicians and friends." "You speak of your own experience; what was it?" "A fearful one. I had felt languid nnd unfitted for business for years. But 1 did not know what ailed me. When, however, I found it was kidney dilliculty I thought thero was little hopo and so did the doctors. I havo sinco learnod that ono of tho physicians of this city pointed me out to a gentle man on tho street ono day, saying: 'There goes a man who will dio within a year.' I believe his words would havo proved true if I had not provi dcntially uacd the remedy knowu as Warner's Safo Cure." "Did you make a chemical analysis of the cascof Mr. If. U. Warner some thrco years ago, Doctor?" was asked Dr. S. A. Latlimore, one of tho ana lysis of the stato board of health. "Vts, sir,'' "What did this analysis show you?" "A serious diseaso of tho kidney." "Did you think .Mr. Warner could recover? ' "No, sir. I did not think it possible." "Do you know anything about the remedy which cured "him?" "I have chemically analyzed it and find it pure and harmless.'' Dr. Ilenlon was cured five years aio Md'.la well and attending to his pro fcsslonal duties to-day in this city. Tho standing of Dr. llenion, Mr. Warner and Dr. Latlimore in tho com munity is boyond question, and tho statements they make cannot for a moment bo doubted. Dr. IlenionV uxperience fhoivs that JJright's disease of tho kidneys is ono of tho most de ceptive and dancerous of all diseases, that it Is exceedingly common, but that it can be cured if taken in time. When a burglar pries open a safe nnd does not find a prize it is a diss greiublo surprise. Ttxa HlJXlmjt, Sotno PittsburL' caiiitalists nrn form. ing a company to introdiico tho now coat mining machine, which is intended to mine three times ns much coal ns a man. Water with tho chill taken off should bo supplied to fowls at least twice a day during freezing weather. It should mi i r ''. H?nT,ny bcf.oru l,on,K wattled fowls like Lechorns.sinco the r ... ."t.. ... t ? . .,.r...u..KB ...u Ua . irosi-oii- ten from frequent dipping in the Only iiuiauie Hitlers Known. Nnmlicr nieillrliicknownsoc'ffectnallypnnres thn Mood of decp-wated diseases. .iiiiiii.iik ucnr icsillilony to Its wondcrrnl tnmtlve cffiHts. II l a purely Vrcelnlilo Trepuratlon, made troiu the lintlve htrbs ant! roots of California, tho iiKiiiciiiui pruiKriien 01 wnicn are extracted Ihcre- uuui l.iinuill mo use 01 iICOIIOI. It removen the rati so of disease, and tho patleut recovers his health, ,"'.l,9 Jtrt'Hl Hlood Pitriner and Life- Hiring i nncipio; n llrnllo rurcatlvo uud Tonic; t iwrloct Itcnovator nnd lnktjrulor of llio arstrtn Never heforu In tho history of tlio world has a medicine iTii rompuuuuen possessing tho ierof ViNroin HiTTKnsm hcttllng the. sick of every diseaso man Is lieh-to. Tilt, Alfflrntlvo. Anoi-lnnt T1lar.1mM.lU r, mlnatlve, Ntilrillou-, Lnsutlve, Sedative, Conntcr- .,t,i.,,,v, ..iiiiiiiuii-, iiiuuiivi, niaii.e, tonnier- IrriUnt, Sudorific, Antl-lllllous, Sollent, DlnreUe and Tpnlo properties of Viseoaii IIitiius exceed those of any other medicine In tho world. Nu lieraon can tako tha IIitteiis according to iiirectiuns ana remain long nimell, provided their hones aro not dcslroyed by mineral poison or other nivalin, aim IUB llldl urgUIlS WHSICU UUyOUU 1110 pOllll . lljllniiK. Itcliiltleiit, Intermittent nnd Ma larial 1-evers are nrevalent ihrouiriiniit tho frnii.v.1 f-nutl, particularly in tlio vnlleys uf our great rliera and their vast tributaries dnrljg the Summer and Autumn, especially during seasons of uuusoal heat and dryness. Theifl VeVeN am tnvsrlflblv nrmmngnU ti eitenslvc ilcrnnpcmelits of tho stomach, liver and bowels. In their treatment, a narrative. Merllnir n powerful iuflucuce npon these organs. Is absolutely necessary. There In no rntliartlc for the purpose const to Dr. J. WaLKEU's VlKEUAU HlITEIIS,,a8 It will speedily remove the dark-colored viscid matter with Which tho bowels are loaded, at tho samo tluio stimu lating the secretions of tho liver, and generally restoring tho healthy functions of tho digestive JMItWW can tako hold of a system thus forearmed. It InvicorntvM tlio Stfimucii and stlmu- latea the torold Llrer nnrl Rnwpla. rlpAnelnr- tl.A wig"."-. blood of all lniruritle.lmnnrtlnir life arid viiror to the frame, and carrying off without the aid of .uiuuici, ur uuier miQerais, au poisonous matter from the Bystem. It la easy of administration, pnnnpi, m acuon, ami certain in its results. IllKIH-llklllorlllillirf-i.1 llenflm.lie.Tnln fa the shoulders, coughs, Tightness of the t'hest, lXSumonlA. l)i7riniR. lln1 TalIa In Ilia Tn.illi linious Attacks. pniniiAii nf ,i,A n.nrt n.i ' neri7vvW;mptoms" " """"'.fe- l'lir IlllllLlllllim.irir nnil rhmnlA ftnanma. in iihin, uoui, .euraifria, Diseases or me moou, Liver, iviuua tiuu mttuucr, ioo iiuiers nave no equal. In these, as In allcnnatltntinnAl TllspAoArf. Wirwn-a Vineoab UiTTtns has shown Its great curative powers In the moBt obstinate and intractable cases. Itleclinnlcnl I)Ucak. Persons engaged In Faints and lnerals, euch as Plumbers, Type setters, aold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in uiti, uiv Bunjecs 10 j araiysis or lue uoweis. vraKSm' ' occasional sea or S'rill lllkotlkot. Cwf,.1n CsU TV,,. TTTnAstfl Svre linirs. llmtlPH. IhiAtnlpn. Iinl la. f'jirfi.inr1a lUne-worms, Bcald-head, Bore Eyes. KryBlpelaa, Itcb, Scurfs, Dlscoloratlons, Uuinori and dibeabea of tbeHkln. of whatfiver nimifl op tiAtiiro nrnlitr. ally dug up and carried out of the system iu a short ""in "J ma urn ui Ilia IMn, Tape and other AVornm, Itirktnprln the ftyfltem of so many thousands, are effectually destroyed and removed. No system of medicine. w .wu...siftvn, uu out-utruutublLTi, Villi 1.1 CU UIO system from worms like Vineoah Bitters. i!i;ai.'K, ncariet Kever, Slumps, Whoopm? OOUfrh. and all chlldrnn1 dlscnfips mar- 1m tnnln leRSKfiVfpm hv fcppnfncr f Ha ts-iii:Ala nnun n-ttTi mIM doses of the Illtters. a"hls wonderful remedy U I especially adapted to the systems of children, for mruyiog neros aione give n its remarkable cura- I othepnninn. ' r ror I'eniaio uuiiipiuinta. loyounporoid. married or slnele. at tho dawn of woma annooa, or iQod, or ino turn or me, uis uuters nas no eiuai. Cleailao the Vltlalpd llliiml when ttafm. Surlties burst through tho skla In Eruptions or ores: cleanse It when obstructed and sluggish In u.B leiuui cieauseu wnen 11 is out; your Ieeiingfl will tell you hen, and the health of the system will follow. In conrlimioii! dive the Bitters a trial. It will speak for Itself. One bottlo Is a better guar antee of Its merits than n lengthy advertisement. Aroundenrli bottlearufulldlrectlonspiinted It. II. McDonald Urns Co., I'roprletors, Baa Francisco. Cal, and E, taifc KH Washington St. I uor. i;nriiouht.,.fwlorl. i Sold by all Dealers and Druggists. A I) IKS WANTKDtoworkforusattlidrown uuiucn. j, iu jiu per weex can do easily I ST'TaSSSfWI work sent for stamp. Address 1I0JIK JIT'O Co.. 1. 11. llrtv 1Q1I1 llnutnn II... 'I ....,.,.,, jau...-ii.u. ANT salesmen everywhere, local traveiine, to i sen our goods, win pay 1 salary and all exnensns. WMm nS-1 terms nr. nm-n ni.,1 n.fo ..i.. I ASoSSSf iikcomi-anv, I CURE FITS! When I ur eur I do not mew nf rly Io Hop thtm for tltptftndtlitn bv tliem return Blti. I imn rsdicul nJ!tZtafimA!.M'MM "ns, trim's v or fall- ISO MCKNEMi ti w-lootr itgdy, I wtrrut my rttnedr to tui iu wont cum. liecanso otheri Uv f.iied 1 no ttuon for net now rwelrtc car, fiend t onc for f rNMudtrt, Boul of aiy infallible, remedy. fJlr ' "I.7M..?Bd toU 00ie- Htoetijroitnotliliirfri irlal, uUl 111 cure jqu. bit U. 0. MOOT, III Pearl bt M.T, Jan 2i-4t-d PLAID SHAWL GIVEN AWAY I . uiuugn me uuiire l ft Urfe irianu ut-luret or Laihmero I'atietu 1 nun sltawla, there bat come into our hands taiKo consignment of ru4 Shawls, perfect ifoodt, hkh l-rojwe to fjrc&eut to the l.nllc in the follow! iije mannen Svml ui jj feuti for tt miM, tubtscriptloit to Mrm muu iiuuicuoia, a urge Stories anl jreneral mlacellany, tnii we Will teml vnu nn rtthli beaallfal akanla tllk bv liiul Do.trMut. or we will tend ihiwi and jsuhwrlptionitaone aWreiifor (i.oo. Satlafactloa guaranteed or money refunded, AUdreii FAUUANUIIOC8i:iIOLU,Box4;.IIartrord,Cenn. PIANOS-ORGANS Tha demand for the Improved IIasos A IlAum Jlisos la now so larva that a second aJillilon to ibo taclory tiaa become imperall ve. llo not n qnlre one. quarter as much tuning as liauos on llie prevallliii; orMt-plnayatem. Consult Calaloift, fre. m Slylca of Oaaiss, SJ to K'Jiw. for Cu.h, Kay Payments, or Itrnteil. ' Mason & Hamlin Organ and Piano Co.. SEW YOIIK 1 nosniN j CHICAGO. lan..i5-iiiui. w ANTED. Liiilies or gentlemen in UIIV ur COUnirv in Inkn llcrlit wmb 1 at their own homes, is foil a day can be cas ly made: wort tent bv man- n Vnnriii u-i SffirWSSSJ dwsrS .M'FOCO.MI'ANV. Ml Vine St.. Clnelnnull. Ohio .n . ...i., I THE DICK PATENT PEED CUTTER. A?"y.'l?..TO..fc'7 ep.sl'ai.''. etc. The only bo damaged by oyerfmllnir. Very durable and n.u Htronir. Has straight tienw tniuo. t,.o .u I different sires, and Hold to suit tlio times. Tlltw "iifSJerCo11!-'! (ie"' ASt" '''iVaT'i's.u'1 ''' '' '' " uriwu-r. CAI'SES nn1 V l.i- nno I I was deaf ttnty-eiBut VrarsT' "neated 1)V innsat nf tlm nnlod cidllta, r, I W3MWTSS?$i cess. A plain, sliuiile and suceesorul liomiiimit. ment. Addrr-ts T. b. 1'ACIK. 12S Kasta-ith street. New Vork city. Jan-W-lt-d. In presents given away. Send us 5 U wiWpfSffaJl WrS itrtMUWoWMrifiS mat will at onto bring you In money faster than anything else In America. Allubout thottui.iuo In preterits with t-uch box. Agtnts wanted cv. ery.vhere, of either sex, ot all ages, for all the time, or spare tune only, lo work forua at tlu-lr ow n homes. Fortunes for all workers absolutely ux.i.,1... tnjt. U.-IUJ. XI. 11ALLK1T lu. I-Orl, laud, Maine. IdeclS S3. lor working people. Bend 10 cents post- I mil Imu n pnvnl aite. and we will mall jou free, valuablo gamplo lux of kocxU that will t: my you in the way of maklnir more money in u few days than ble at anv business, i-nn lian jou eier thought possi. Capllal not required. You can meat home and ork Inbparo time only, or all tha timo All of both sexes, of all aires, Brand. IV SUCX-l-SSfUl. 50 CentatO l Paillr ,.nriii..i eveulnif. 1 hut all who want work may test the business, wo make this unparalleled often To all whoarenotttell satisUedwo wlllsend II to pay fortbe trouble of wrluni? ua. kiiii nAni,.i,iHj directions, etc., sent free. luunenseiiay absolute ly sure ior uiiwuo sunt at onco. lon't delay. uHiess OTIS son i- to. i I'ortlaud, Maine. IdeclS. Jeii.paptr Almllilud Uiirrav.lO K(irure tt.,X.V Victory for the Drummcs. TAXATION IMPOSED UPON THUS! STATES NI C1TK8 Ill.CI.AltF.I) UNCONSTITUTIONAL Washinoton, .Ian. 18. In June. 183J, aainuol A. walling, n driiminei for a Chlongo liquor firm, was convict- nJ in 11 court In Grand Rapids. mim. .. i s i. ' I """ ""'-' ". niipyciiiK lll!t ,0 persons selling liquor in that Stalo to bu shinned from any other iicu irom any other owue, inni was sentenced to pay a lino and was l-lprlsoncd in default of pay - nicnt. no nppenicd to tho county Circuit Cmil't. and was thoro found milltv bv a r'lirv. The case was car ried to the Supremo Court of Michi- gan, which decided against Walling, ...w w.iii.. uiiuir, i, iiiuii I uiitiL'i I'll I- - . , uec sion to-uay. Tbo question beforo tho court wn whether the statute under which ffl. ling was prosecuted is renticnant to uiu konsuiutiotl 01 llio uniltd aiaiCC Th.iCni.i-t. Iml.l. .T.nl.in M.-n.llov ,1.lv,.r "J inrr llin niuniiiti. mm. n rlmnr ni iinl Inn . -i -., ; t, tax imposed by a Stale, operating to tho disadvantaco of the products ol other Slates when introduccil into tho tirst-incntioncd Stato is, in ffect, ii leg- uiaiiou in restraint ol cumtnerco among the elates, and as such is a usurpation of tho nower conferred bv tho Constitution unon tho Contrress of the United States. ino uprelne Court ot Jlicliir'an held that tho tax imposed by tho act is an cxerciso ot tlio police power of the Stato for the discouragement of tho uso of intoxicating liquors'' and tlio preservation of the h"lh nr.d moials of the people. The feupreme Court of tne united States holds that this would . t . . . . . "0 a tierfeCt justification of the act if it lm ri;nr;mi,,nn .!, :.: 11 "lu 1101 aiSCrimiliatO against tho Cltl- 7.ens and the products of Other States. zens and tho products of other States, and thus usurp one of tho prerogatives ot the national legislature. Tho couit concludes its opinion as follows: "Wu think tho act m question oper ates as a regulation ot commerce among the Stales in a matter ithiii tho e.Vclllsivc power of CotllireSS ntlll . ..i o 1 hat it is tor this reason renucnant to ino onsiuuiion ot tho Unitid States t . ..... . .. and void. The judgraeut of tho Su premo Court of jMichitran is loversed and tho case remanded, with instruc tions to tako such further procieditiL's 8S.m.ay inconsistent with this opinioo." 1 rnt.- i, t .. ... ... .. u" mei JtlSUCO Old not 811 111 this I caso nor take any part in it. I n l i , - - i I Un Iiearing Ol lliis decision, the COm- m ttri's frnm tlm onvf.i-nl f 'nnim,,!.! ""ltt8 ,t0,n l,ln SOM'IBI COllllliei Clal lravellers Associations, who have been 1 . . . . I maKitir' arcunients lieforo the Unm- niorco Committees of tho Senate and House in support of bills to prohibit the assessment of taxes m the shape of licenso fees upon them by tho States and cities in which they sell by camples, packed up and took the first train for home. The decision applies to every stato and Territory, and the drummers win no longer bo compelled to pay for i" umcr ouiis iiian iiiosc in which they reside. mi n . . jliio ouuremo court has irnt a I'hance to deal a blow to tho old-fash- loneu notion mat street improvements and repairs may be assessed upon tho property-owners most directly interest- ...1 mi. . . ... eu. Aiiotyouit last ween decided a Pittsburtr caso UlO other wnv in nn I V T J "uiiuuii wniifii uy .mkjpo V.-ionion, an I luiiiuuu usviuniiji uiut c tv navim? an pealed acainst tho enforcement o( the . r m-i ...i.:i n . i ., -!, ui mil wiiiuii iixfs oue-naii tue cost of the improvements as tho proper proportion to oe taxed on the abutting property-holders. The Court holds thnt the Constitution virtually urobibito Mich assessment in tho clause reciuir- lnc all taxes upon the samo class of subjects within tho territorial limits of tne authority levvintr llio tax to tm nni. fnrm. Tl,,. i.rln,.;,,l tl.n. .,.. ..... r I , - - " "n i ui i !l municipality Bhould bo arbitrarily aim specially taxed lor an improvcmeut l"v -r ,ulu .,s P01 cea "ciij viuiuuk. xneru is no uxcu rulo 'y which the viewers are to determine in what nrotiortton tlin Hiinnnanrl immn. . . . I ..w. . ,,in i,o,.n:.:. .. . 1... 1 C.J ......v univiivumra ui u uu ueneuieu by tho improvement. I X-l..l " - Ml .. . ... , "V""" win uo sorry mat tins old tetich of an idea has received what L. . ..... '". HU''I1L 10 1)6 a aealll-b low. Wlmn it w .menibered that if everybody in a city uu. uau u imuiiu Hireet ovcrvuoov can use it if he wauts to, there is noth ing unlair in taxing everybody for an improvement that incidentally "improves icn uiuptriies in vaiue. 1110 own ers of those properties, on account of thoso very improvements, aro afterward called on to nav increased taxes for the general good and for imnrovo- nients that incidentally improve prop erty in other streets. 2'imes. The Poultry Yard. r... ,i ..... ... vmiu uuzeu winter ctrers win nav a bigger store bill than two dozen sum mer eggs. Sift tho coal ashes in tho uoultrv. honso for tho fowls to pick at and dust .i. , - i iiiemseives in. Did .you over tiv feedim a nice, sweet, tine cut clover hay to fow winterf It's tin-ton feed. Ti mot is in imothy is lirst-iato and corn stalks aro good. Com is a cood feed for cold weather. but caro should bo taken not to feed so liberally as to oauso tho hens to become excessively fat, or they will ccaso to lay. A slonnv wet floor in a linn Imnan in nil lllinintnntin.i nnr , ....n..ln1.1 .. 1...: l ' l V ' 1 ' b eramp, colds, and roill). It mav bo too '?10 ". l. raise v-our floor if it is of Wat tleSCl'lDt Oil. bUtVOU e.in lint linnnlj i in ami cover mem tvi n n tot- :.. l .i ... .. A hen .hatsitson tho roost, or stands on one let.' from niorni.io- till nr.1,1 ,la !ll !.. " V 1. cold days, Wll not lav. Kxemisn U n - . ... i , i . . . . u8'enlla' aS good leeding, ami hens that ar oxl'eeU'11 ,0 lay ,nll8t 1,0 80 tt coniiel them to scratch and tako exer cise. 'PI r "V,u "ru cores or persons W!:0 aro KIliTuritwr frnin anmr. nt l.lAB.l .1!.. orAln disease, such as Scrofula; duii.-, eic, cio. Alter a nraclioa test. J. II. Mercer- asserts that Acker's Hino.l Elixir will certainly euro all such dis eases, iiicludini Svnliilliu nml Til "n- .Ili8 r'ct latent uoetrum, but a 8eK'"Ufiu ,rt,l,aratio". Ba'a"tees it. Over one million boxes of Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets sold iu tlio past twelve months, purely unon their uieiits. Why sufl'er with Chronio Con. sanation, Dyspepsia, Sour Stomach, Mck Headache, Heartburn, ami Female troubles, when J. It. Mercer oillem you relief and positivo cure iu the Dyspepsia Tablets. Ho sells them on a guarantee. Tho rtmaininc comes of tho Histr, of Columbia County a book of COO pages illustrated and bound h oloth will be closed out at SI 00 each, 25 oents extra by mail. For salo at. tho Coi.umiiiak Olllce. Uloomsburg, Pa. THE LIFE LESSON Learned liy a I'romliiuut Hudson Odd I't-llow. (from tlio Hudson (N. Y.) Jtcglstcr. Mr. John Kltliiir. a fmthhit 11,1,1 Vollnw M'aM. Oranrt I.lndcnwalcl, No. irJinwl n member or tho llnptht Church, s.usi "I have been nmnoKtotmy ,w" cam- nuninimnneei in i unison Know, a sunercr rrom ior icn yearn neeinmna w n lncwrea- sour stomach nnd flatulence, 1 lierntno ho mnt my uody becamo ft imnlen to heavy to mill mv minii irn. wriMii,-ii nnwn nv n u Bloom Kloomy despondency. Arter ontlnirl felt n If I una a oil! ol iftowlnir Iron In my Mninarh; my nb- I n mnt vw t n ul-i.nn.iiin a i.,n m..!.,... siTmiv VmV',, '.Vi H.Si'.'SJS.i'TV.. '"'"'"' 1 inriL'iti.,,uAi or Brfei htt" n"i,r? W Mhrn; I pottles, when It achieved In mntho nin.t. wnn.w. Kiff.&TO fV'JffiL,,1:"'1-''" iy cre,i myni.-nd if mn!mra"'fcn?e?ndo7'.a ji - nun. i-iiiii-.-. ui iiiv nrniininr. I IlIMTSsaV lllftt Imvlliif nnno t.ln.l It nevem(ralnbo without if I havo i i"""?"""" SaWSft ; .' ""i.njspsu nuont, nil my llfi." said J f "v1"! L'.'K" J?r? old H-shilnif at .v";-v'v:,'i '.' .'linn iinuiii inren jea.H nco I "(( ."r. imiiu Kcnneny's'Fnior lolfem. .Vh . " '"".l,r-. km hi Kninerty's'Kftiorllel.'em- iu ot liomiout, you khow-nnd It litis clicn mo more nmblt Ion nnd strength than I have i hail s-L0-,WMJom" ire EBB'S mm wm UmMMh b yiUillHUi tmuUU i, TIIK liKKAT I AN AltsOMITi: evnv run CATARRH. nnilK n.9t stiiWinrii jichl ipndlly to tt I mid luitttint fullcil Id Ohi o a Mnirlo cau - Mlirru illucttoiui mo follu(. Its success lias been rttiintknlilontitt tt curd wo ruler- jui. i nv mti'LuuiTijsiiu iirciinrniioti in (lie innrkptfur OATAltlUI ami tlio only ono thnt l-iuiuirv-j fin -iiisiiiuir, i iiti(V( tun1. It 11 trulv a M'sliiir to tn.iiiklnd. a Ti-i,ii i. .ti t lilt t- Ift Hiki'tl for It. Onrniiunil (ftanttroi-. rt'cummonded. .Sond fur totIinunlalt nf notnTii IT HAS AO Ult'AL TOR MALARIA. A POSITIVE CCA'C JS ASSM'jm Une bottlo Is ircnerallv sufficient far a .nm taMng tlulnlne. A trial only Is asked for Kel- LKU'S C'ATAIUllI IiEMEIlV. it H ft SI'KCI 1'IC .tn mi ui-euM'i.iiriruiK irum 1111 iiupure nioo.1 and drlici all eruptions from tlio skin, l'or Hyphl lltlccuinplalntsltls superior tonny lirepnrailon In the market. Ono buttle will euro mutof tho Ibllonlnir eoinplilnts and a cciitluued uso will -u-iiii, ki.1 run-. .-:ivc uocior uiiis ana try It. HHEU.AIATISM. SCROFULA. SKIX KItUl'TIOXS. VKXKItEAL DISKASKS. DYSI'EI'SIA. LOSS OP APPETITE. I'EEI.IiVd OP 1.SXGOUR. UlMOl'SXESH. I.IVKK TUOUBl.ES. XKKVOtJS 1VEAKXESS. PEMA I.P. 1VEAKXESS. Knt-LEII S lTr.l:lt III. .IKIiV N lift tintent t take an I .-nr. ly tho emit, u medical discov ery of tha Hue. (Ino botlle lrhircunt.- I ho pntlrA system and pu.-eses more vlrtuu than n half un7o:i ooiue-i oi onun-ry patent preparations. vi ivpiMiiuiii.il, iimi inner inmrmauon. ur iaie i-y urujiri-i irnnerall-. PKICi; Hi.oo A juitti.i:. !.iv nor. TI.IN roil .i.oii. On receipt of M.l.oo by tno mamir.ictuiers. Si-ui nr. r. Kelleii & Co., Ilnrrl buru-. l',i fix l.ultles Will bo sent oMiress IT LEADS ALL. No other blood-purl tying innlleliia Is made, or 1ms ever been prepared, which so com. I'lctety lnujts llio w mils of phjalclans and A rs ,mm AVfiV'.C: NnrCinriClTinO u w" wwawwwa maiui It tllfi ll-xt fis n trnlv s..l,.l1nrt ,.ri.n. Hon ior llll blo.vl iliscists. If Ihitn. 1 . lurlf. PBftlTIII I li'K t-ili'l of Scroful.i about you, UUltUrULrt AVKIl'l SIUHII..UI1LLA Will dlKlitjO 1L .-tll'l l!HPl It fl-rlMl v., in- v..n. I'oi- i-onsiitiulcii.il or ketofulous Catarrh, iMTflOHL! ,:ll,!4 MHAi-AitiLi,. Is tho uNIHillin -rao rilnodv. It U cured uumbcrleta ci.m. It will sto,i tlio inm-ons cat.irilial illsclnrtvs, ami rvu.ovo tlio bick.-n-Inu o.lir of tlio lircfttli. v. hleh n.i. iti.U.it1ittii of scrofulous Olivia. Ulcerous . " 11 utto, Tox., Sept. 2s, 1882. "Af. tlm nm ......... . SflRPQ '" clilt.tr.-n was tcrrlMy mulcted uuulo Wtii ukeroiis ruiiuln.? son.s on Ita fuco nnd ii-ck. At tlio tamo tluio Its eyes veto s-niidii, much lullimril.iiuil very sore. JnBC Fvct! I'""!-'! ' told us that aiiow UUnr.LICO -ii'fulallrnitlvomodlcluotiiust bo eini.loio.1. Thuv unitod in recoinineiiilliii AYKIt's ijtl(ll'tllll.l.t. A r... ,lu, .,r,2 duoed h ierovitllil liniirovemont, ihlch, liy an aill-erbiHB to your .lin ol i.ins, was contin ued to a eoniplcto and htiii nciit euro. No eMcneolr'ssliioonptR-aro.l of tlio existence ot liny scrofulous tendencies; and no tru.it inont of any dUonler was ever attended liy uw.u t'.y...-u ... lltlltai l.-Sllll-l, lours truly, u. i--, .louxsox." pnr.i-Aiti:n nv Dr.J.C.Ayop&Co.,Lowoll,lVlass. Sold l.y nil Drlici Is; SI tl Lotfloa for ST. SUPERIOR SPECTACLES AND EVE-SUtSSES MICROSCOPES, TELESCOPES. FIELD-GLASSES, MAGIC LANTERNS, BAROMETERS, THERMOMETERS. 1) ran Ins Instruments, I'liilosoiililcul and Chemical Apparatus. Lilt and Descriptions of ocr Ton Catalogues sent tltKK on sppli. ition. JEEt t CO. 024 Ciestrwt St. PHILADELPHIA. febd-Jy A i.i. ladies who rosy ami cheerful would be. til III I 111 I P.' l.r.. .1.. ... I 1. I.'llm.... 1.11. , . . .. ...... Klix. Ask yourdrusitlstrorlt. fl. 1.1" YOl' hao rheumatic, stlndnir or aehlntr pains in tho back or side, or hips leadlnf? down t"i iiir uuuury orKuus, nuu iiisirens you mere Dr. Kilmer's BWAMr-lloOT wlllrcmou tho causo and iwi juui ASU ruui UIUSKIV loril. 1)U., f 1, IF YOUH heart seems out of Hi nntnmii.. Inn. or skips bents, or soinctliiKs feels as tuoueh it wus In jour throat, or seems to crowd on tho lunij's, arfoctliiif breathlni; -Dr. Kilmer OCEAN. l-.hl)Hlllprouiitl) telloio andcuie. Ask your IF YOl haiocankeied tlnoii ?I..''!"1ilh. ul0l'l'",l'i caiislnir cout'h-Dr. KUuii-rU l.NIUAN CONSI'mHion till, reileies lusluiitly uiiiiiieiuiuuruiiy cuil-s. llrufc'glsls bell It, U5c. UK'., fl, ADVERTISING AGEK f3 Cor, ( lii-..linii in, a riuhth Ms, Ili-rciiu Adii-rllsriui-iiu fur t'i - ,.. ESTIMATES LUi FRt e 'i.re A Yen SON'S MANUAL K&M K'i"l "JitfW Take: SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR J'or nil diseases ottho Liver, Kldaeyi, Stomach and Splosn. Thl purely rrirrtabtn pro. Paratlon.now Rocelelimtedns a niiilly .Medicine, originated In tho south In isss. H nct Bently on tho lloncH nnd Kid neys nnd corrects the action of tho Liver, nnd Is, therefore, tho best preparatory medicine, whulover tho sickness mny proictobe. Inalleominnndh enses II will, unassisted by any other medlclije, crfect nsnooily cure. ThO ltCtnilntnr l 6nri.ln nitmlnl.tor In nnv nnn. dlllonof thOHVStem. nml liliilertin elrpnmutatirpi can lt do harm. It will Indirorntc like a chiss of winr, uuiislo Into.xlcntlnir beverniro to end to I UUSU nsinilll. HDL I nil pnsMir. ntirt Itt tlilnn I ,IA,,K.n,l ' 1 ' No loss of time, no Interriip ruptlon or stoiipago of business while taking (ho Ucsulator. cuililreu complaining ot Colic, Headache, or -tck Momacli, a 1 eavpoonf ul or moro will give ro ller. If taken occasionally by a. tlents ovnosed to M All I.AUlA, will expel tho poison anil pro tect tlicm from attack, A PHYSICIAN'S OPINION. I havo bei-n oractlclnL' meillclnn for tu-eniv years, and haVO nAVee liwn Al.ln tn mil un n vnr... tnblo compound that would, like Simmons Liver i Kuiiiuir, pruinpuv nnii cneciiveiy moio mo Mer to neLlon. imil nl. tlm aiiiii. (Imn nlil iln&tn iil or weakenlng tho dljestlvo and nsMmllatp o poiv ersorthoHystcm. L. .M. lltsroN, M P., nsh- riiETAiiEii nv ,; jr. Zdlin cO Co.,j'hitadelphia, Pa. HAILH.OAD TIIiH TABLE. TQKL.VWAHK, LACKAWANNA AND WESTEKN UA1LI10AI). BL00MS15UHG DIVISION. SOUTH. STATIONS. I SOUTH. P.m. n.m, n.m a.m. a,m. p.m V W K' SH s so ....scranton.. s 28 Ucllevtio.. o io u 15 2 in n 15 U 20 2 10 0 20 II 26 2 15 S 61 11! S -IS Vi S3 8 4U 13 15 8 31 1W t 8 87 IS 01 8 !H 11 M 8 ir n gi s 53 ...Taylorvllle. 8 16 .. Lackawanna.. s 10 1'lttston 8 01 ..West 1'lttston. 7 ss .... Wyoming.. , 7 51,. ..Mnllby 7 50 licnm-it ; 7 4f ....Kingston .... 7 47.. ..Kington .... ' 7 43 Plymouth Juno 1 38 ....I'ljinouth....; 7 31 ....Aiondale. . 7 3i ....Nnntlcoko... 7 S3 Ilunlock's Creek 7 I2i..slilckshlnny..i 7 uo . nick's Ferry..1 . i .lieachllavcn.., 0 ii Iierwlck.... (1 41 .lirlar Creek.. ' 0 38 .."-.'mow drove.. B 31 ...Lliieltldgo.. S7i Espy 0 31 ...lllooinsburt,'...' o 16 .... ltupert C 11 Catnwl'n liridgo B .id . . lianvllle.... r. I'J ....C'hulasky..,. 5 til .... Cameron.... ll '-7 0 51 2 0 31 H 41 2 30 40 0 47 2 36 45 n 52 2 11 0 III II 5H 2 II S 13 11 Sll ! 0 53 10 OH 2 47 il 5S 10 (5 2 60 S OS II 4. 8 OS 11 17 8 01 11 43 6 as 10 03 3 50 . 12 10 102 53 7 07 10 153 01 !9 II US 51 11 .11 ro ii so 7 13 10 20 3 Oi 7 15 10 25 3 10 7 4:1 11 SI 7 SO 11 13 7 18 11 10 7 11 10 51 1 2 .1 1 0 VI 3 7 37 10 413 ru 7 50 11 11 3 63 57 1 Oil 3 5S 05 10 7 8 io ii 264 i" 0 M 10 41 6 51 10 3.1 6 50 10 31 6 13 IC 37 6 311 10 31 II 30 10 111 a s.- io ii 9 OS II 5(1 0 00 il 40 5 oTi il 45 s is !! sti4 8 35 11 31 1 27 S 31) 11 44 4 31 8 36 1 1 50 4 40 8 41 11 514 46 8 51 12 13 5 04 'J 05 12 2 1 5 12 OS 13 23 5 17 V 25 12 405 35 5 40 9 31 5 33iNorthuinberland p.m. a in. a.in.1 I n.m. n. m. p.m F. IIALSTEA1), fiupt. Superintendent's omco. Scranton, Feb.lst,l8P. Pennsylvania Railroad. M m.!ll.l . o r- f- rt niiiaaoipnia a. trie n. n, Divis ion, and Northern Central Railway. Ilxll TIME TABLE. IU effect NOV. 8th. 1SS! Train tenvn Kim. uury. EASTWAltU, 9.40 n. rn.. Sea shore HxnreQq tAnllv rcpnt Iuuuunj, w liuniiuuili unuiuivillluUlULO blllllOIlS, arrlvlnn at rhlladelplila3.i5p. m. ; New York, 6.20 p. in. ; lialtlmore, 4.40 p. in. j Washington, 5.50 p. tn., connecting at l'hlladelphla for alt feeu Shore points. Through passenger coach to ( uuuueipuiu. 1.43 p. m.-Day express rlsburgnnd interme- l'hlladoiphia dally except Sunday),for Harrl uiaio siauons, anivinir nt 6.50 p. m. ; New York, 9.33 p. m. ; lialtlmore 6.45 p. m. ; Washington, 8.00 p. in. l'arlor car through to Philadelphia and passenger coaches vuiuuku iu i iinaucipiiia auu lilllllinore. 7,50 p. m. lleniHo Accommodation (dally m -Jui,, ...... u.i iiiiviiiiLUUilu niUl IUU3, III 1 1 inj- ai 1-iiuaueipuiu 4 20 n. m. ; ,ew 1 ork 7.00 a. m iianimore, D.vr.) -i. in. : Washington 11.3011. m. Slceptnir car accommodations can be seenroii llarrlsburirforl'hllndelDhlaandN'ewYoii.-. 1111 sun days a through sleeping car will be run; on this iraiuirum uiiaiitsp no I'liiiaucipuia.i'iiiinueipnia passengei-scanremalnliisleeperundl'sturbcdunti I u-m. ,t0 n. ra I.rle Mall (dally except Monday, for llarrlsourg nnd Intermedials stations. arriving at l'hlladelphla 8.33 a. in. New York. uu sinuous, 11.30 a. in. ; llalllmoro 8.15 a. in. ; Washington, 9.25 a. .11. . uiuukii . uiiiiiuu sit i-jnii curs uro run uu luis iruiu iu riiiiuueipnia, iiuiumore anu washing ton, nnd through passenger coaches to J'hlladel puia anu uanunoro. WUSl'WAKD. 5.20 a. m. Erie Jlall Idallv exeent Sunilnvl in Erlo and all Intermediate stations and canandal. pua and Intermediate Etatlons, Ilochester, liurfi- ivauii,iiuiiaiuuii3, nuu uiiUU(U 1'Ullinan I'UI- aco cars and passenger coaches to Erie and lioch. ester. .5:l News Express (dally except Sunday) for 1.00 o. m. Niagara Exnress (d,itlv exeent. Nun. day) for Kano and Intermediate stations nnd Can- uuuuigua aim iiriuciiiai luiermeaiate stations. itociiesier, iiunaio anu Niagara rails with through passengCr coaches to Kane and ltochpkier aim ranur cur lu i iiuuiusporc. 0.00 p. in. r asi uiio many except, bunaayiror Ite- nm-n nnrl Inlm inpill.itr LlnilAnti i.n.l Litnin. 11.. kins and Intermediate stations, with througu pas senger coaches to licnovo nnd Watklns. 9.20 a. m. Sunday mall forllenoto and lnterme- 1 uiuiu biauous. TIIKOUUII T11AINS l'OU SUNllUltY FltO-M THE JiAOl' AIJ ftUU ill. aunuay man leaves l-niiatieiniiia i.Rn n. m Uarrlsburg7.40 arriving at bunbuiv u 211 a. m u ui, thioughsleeplugcar fiom l'hlladelphla to Wll- liuuisi'oi I.. News Express leaves l'hlladcluhia .1.30 n. in. Harrlshurg. s.10 a. m. dally excent sunriiv arrh log at Sunbury u.53. n. m. ... ., . . . - . -"Sara i-xpress leaves i iiiiuuviiiiiiu, i.iuu. m., iiauiuiuro r.yu a. in, (aally except sunday arriving at huubury, 1.00 p. m., with through l'arlor car from l'hlladelphla and through passenger coaches from imiiIh.ipi. I rust i.iiiy leaves new ions y.uo a. m. : l'luiadel-I puia.ii.5oa. in. : Washington. .50 a. m.-iuiti. more, 10.43 a. in., (dally except Sunday) arriving ot coaches from' l'hliadeplila and Hallfinore. .no.iaii leaves eiv 1 ork s.nu p. m. ; I'liuadel Phla. 11.20P. tn. : Washlnirtcn. ni.io 11. m 11.1111. more, ll.2u p. m., (dally except.SAturday) arrlMng at buubury 5.15 a. in., with through Pullman Sleeping cars fipml'hlladelphu, Washington and llalllmoro and through passenger coaches fioiu I'iilludelphlu. MiiNiumv, iiA.i.irroN H'li.iuisn uiti: il.ail.llli.iir .i.n .-MlU'ril AMI V1;?.T IIKAM'II lit I.W.W. IDaltv excent sunu.iv.1 Wllkesbario .Mail leases hunburv 10.no a. m. uui.iui;ab uiuuiu rcrry iu.d. 13.18 p. m. a.m., Wllkes-bart 6 Express East leaves Sunburv 5.43 n. m.. nrrlvlni? ni r.-iii u.01 p. in., llhl'S-011110 I, .13 II. Ill sunbury .Mall leaves ilkesbarro 10.111 a. m. arrlv lugat llloom l'erry 12.1-3 n. in., hunbury 12.53 p. m ..A,iivm mo. n;.uiii n itnea-uai iu . 10 u, iu., ar riving at llloom Ferry 4.15 p. m .sunbury 5.iep.m. SUNDAY ONLY. Sunday mall leaves Sunburv u.-jr. 11. m . nrruim. at lilMin Kerry 10.11 a. 111. Wllkes-lurro 11:35 0.111. ouuuay accommouauoii ie.n es w likes-llarro 6:15 Vu3 .'.,. ou,uury, ClIA. a l'UOII, J. 11. WOOD. ocn. .Manager. (ien. t'asscnger Agent 1 "'"'i tix c(,nts for pi I . llll IfId "Be. liml recclv e f ree.a 0 II I-' J I li "ox 01 'xs which 1 U llll fill, llp,l' 511 ,0 "1010 mo send Hx cents for post- cos - money ithim I eisa in this world. All. of either sex. suoi-r-eii rmm I finthour. Tho broad road to fortunn opens be- lora tho workers, absolutely sure. At onco ad. dicss, 't'Kt'K s Co., Augusta, ilolne. -is-bs. CONSUMPTION, 1 bare a poaltlvo remedr for tuaaboro illieftiai ly Ita uta llinu.auilaof raaaaol Ibe Mum kind ana pi loos taadlnxlmraliprtirurail. lnile1, .oitmnali mTfnltii la ItaelUcacr.lliiit I will aenilTlVIl 11UTTLFS FKKE. lonttber wllUn, VAt.UAni.KTitK U ISKou tlila diieai Uaoyiuarar. !lvaeitriiiaiid I' Onddr. I'll, t, A, CLUl'UU, 111 1-tarlSl., h'.w Yoil. Jan-8-4t. Slates and Jelts, Slate Mantels, Slate Blaclc ISuardH, School Slate, Roofing: Slate, Roofing Felts, i, 2&3 ... . 1 j- "-" 23 iJicknwanna ATenue, scrauton, l'a Jlay-iy ' Il i3Won An iron stono ciiamukk i Kt.-T 10iln....u nvn'ri.i. UL-'ii pieces, or 11 uanciumiotiKUNZK iiani.inu LAM iclven with n no order, a ciiAMiiKii sut of 10 pii-cen,itii oiun, muroonor lUnkuanU or un IKON bTONK C HINA Ti: htT Ot &l nleeoa. or 11 (It.AHkl -r.i ui ji. III.-.-.-B unru mm u fill oroer, 11AMJ. M)MK 1'ltL.MIU.MS, ooiislatliiir ol DocoruteU Clilna nuni iu ifjN'i. Hisii iiiimi-r linn 1 .-ii kill. .as com. SeiliiS Unt'U, and cliainbiT beiH, etc.. etc.. then pnlcrs (or 1H, l.'O, iii, r.' ana ISO. heml lor clrcu iar. wiiicu ui Klw you mil i." 'Touth Vi'aYnNbt "'(llllB flBntlnrl I'NION TKA COMl'ANV WIIWch Ilarre. 1'u. lieadnuar. icra 60 Urout street. New torsi'iiy. may is-iy ODD ITEMS. says she: ".Mother I think I will (fo to tho rink This evening and seo thogamo ot polo." "(lucn nut," nays her ma; "You will stay whoro you arc, And practice, tho ilat-tron solo." It is said that (lencral Sherman Is t remove from St. Louis. Of coniso th gills will miss him. New York' is threatened with nnoth cr calamity. A temperance daily pa per is io uo slatted. Ill this froiztllL' woall.nr the tiller nf tin) soil is better off than the man who holds tho tiller ol the sen. hlf'll U'.ill fnllMinl .l.x.lolnd (lint coals. Show this lo vour tailor. A cirl snuctzes her own feet to ninkn it nppear miiall, but sho loaves tho sqnety.ing of her hand to the men It is said tho new book. "Advir.n lo Homily Girls." is not boin?htbv voiin ladies tht'V hend their brothels after tt. Jliss Susan 15. Anthony has been iu Washington for several das, but the 1'iesideiit has not yet invited her to co Blcigluiiy with him. Joel Chandler llairis.tho well known writer, was of African birth. He was born at Uoouhia, wheru his father, a missionary, tiion tlweit. t. 1, n. ti oenaior .Sherman slial livo to serve the full period for which lie is now cnosen iio will havo served in the Sen ale twenty-eight years. In Zuliilaiid ten head of cattlo is tho average lirico of a uirl sold in mar lajre. Huro irir s aru often irivnn nwnv t .. t .f , . ---- - j iui ii uuii oi a nusuami An exchange saym "Theio isbiitono way to kiep the girls away from the skatinc rinks. " ltw. hut u-imt i nitv it would Uu to kill them all. T. !.. .. 1 r . it ib Biim inai VOlllllcitiH w.is nnvnr Known lo sneak at men s. Iln nrolm. Uly sat at the middle of the table, thin, iitiu L-vvrvimnir win naniiv. A lliooklyn oirl sttnncd into n w- " ii j-- earn aim a-Ked tor a pair ot "const- enoy biacelets." Somi-limlu im.l n.l.l tier tiiat consistency was a jewel. A Afaino cirl boasts that Khn rrin make !188 different kinds of cakes. some mrls havo no taut. Klin lma """e(t "er olia'ies of matrimony. I II is sfi' that the gills in the United I Slates Tri'.'lsiirv iln nnr ..,.... K....ni.a.. Jiey know so much about men. Tln v do handle bills a good deal, a for fact. In these days of hvdronhobia it mav bo well to lemaik that no person who has paid for his nowspapers in advance was evu- known to be bitien by a mad iug. Ml'S. Hyail, who took over lhn fnnr little hjdrophebio boys for Pasteur's treatment in Paris, brought back the, which speaks volumes lor the treat ment Ex. "Oh, where arotheoirls of tlm nnst ?" asked a poet. If he mimns fm- nn tn inswer tho conundrum wo should khv they aro getting uadyto be the gtand moihers of tho future. The editor of "a Montana nanor is in receipt of six letters from uirls in tlin Stales who aro willini: to work, or mairy, or do anvthing e se to aid tho ,,mfil:. rii,, t ,i,:., rn fa-. prosperity oi that lerruory. Zero don't mean " O " in the plumb er s Uictionaiy and day-bo-ik. It means a seal-skin sacq tie for the madam aim a summer resort lor the eutno lamily Vlucago luter-Occan. A crank who recently died up Calaveras county llKumiit so much ol , ,.i:,.. ,i....-i i.r.i. 1 , i;"".iijf mai 11 u iimeen a ciock un- ui-r I 18 1 nan so t 111 I111 nnii l 11. mi tune. in .u . .... iiie won cnanires 11s nair everv 1 ... .1 .-7- . . . year, out 1110 lashionablo young lady 01 tho present day sees the wolf and goes it three or four better she changes her hair three or four times a day. nt . . . . ... "l consider ium a bold, arrogant man. "lcr, I know he is now. but he won t be very long." "And why not, i siionid like to know? He is to bo married next week." Chieaan jeuger. Horseflesh as Pood. A writer in tho New Yoik .S'tiii snvs? It will probably bo news to manv Americans who have lived in Paris that they have unknowingly often eaten norstiicsii at some ot tho minor restau lants. In 1883 over 12.000 lim-sc. mules lllld donkovq viem olqnrrlit..-..H , , , , """Keys weio siaugliteied fill' food tni-rn. .anil &nl.l fm- nlw.1,1 l.n 1 .-... .mi. uuiium iui mu modest prices prevailing in tho cheap bullions. It is claimed that the custom tends to the improvement of tho horse. One point may certainly bo granted, that a worn-out iado is now trot in condition lor thu meat market nml U , ' , . . '"' "inrKLi aim n iu ..vutii in u 111uc.11 it'ss ciuei jaMi ion than formerly. In former yeais tho goveriiment mado many efforts to stop tho salo of horscilosh, ami immense quantities of it were t-eized at different times, but it is now viewed as baling become u moessity. In any case,theru are 80 duly licensed lioiso butcheis in Paris at the present moment. Tho lirst efforts to put a stop to the limei'mo of eating hoi si-llesli can bu traced as in back as 1";19. During tlio revolution, however, almost the, whole of Paris ,jvud 10rSeilesh, while dminc the nkt. KrAnrn.1rnsiifin ,. hh l.."il.,l. ........... Ilulniuuii was coiisiueren a (leiioauy, Thu writtr lememuers imving eaten onco at tho iifinuci- jjaun a stiirtents' 1 nner en- entirely composed of horseflesh. Tho ..,,! 1 .. , " experiment, wliti-.n. tlmnha in frrmil a,.nan. ...i , ;,:, ,., 1 '"""'"b K00" appetite, proved a great success, It j3 ,10 exauueratioii to Rnv tlmt iii ol. most an mo cheaper restaurants horse flesh enters constantly into tlio nrena- ration of soups and stows, and that iu many ot them roast beef is nothing but roast horse. Of courso von can- not easily find out what you aro eating in thu potages and ragouts. Hut the horse roast beef always betrays itself as horseflesh when roasted, shows no fiber, and looks 111010 like liver than liko beef, and olton has thoso littlo holes which everybody knows who has over eaten coarsely baked and touuh beef liver. After a thorough test J. II. Mercer most positively asserts that Acker's linglish Hetnedv is tlio best medic-Inn ff. fthma, croup coughs, whooping uuugu mm ni niug iruuuiea mat can 00 louud. Ask Ium about it, for ho fully guarantees it. I Iio remaining copies of tho History of Columbia Uountv. a book of (inn '''P8 illU8trnled 8ml b0U,ul 5,1 cl0"' w'11 loclo8e(1 out at 1,Q0 eacIl 25 ccntB oxtra by mail. Eor nolo at the uoiXMiiiAN Ullice. lJloomsburir. Pa. MMMm for Infants "Cttatorl. 3 m well adantvl fyi-f,lt,1 nn Hint t recommend it as superior to any prescription known to mo." II. A. Ancncr., M, 111 Do. Orford St, llrooklyn, N. Y. QUJE8TaW OF TUB HOUR. EVERY TllINCi TIIAT IS .NEW AND STILISH CAN BE vUILLLILJiiVJL ULtm A Large and JUST ALSO A LARGE Clot irvfl. jfCL0THIHG, maaii ... I -T-llii iiinii iiiiinii 1 in is, Call and be Convinced that 7! m )7al SITS LATEST STYLE, BEST QUAL1TV, AND AT ' The Lowest Possible Prices AT TII.IE cm; -oe- GMAIN OrCTaPLT? IXtmtm rTOSn DEALER IN Foreign aim Domestic WINES AND LIQUORS AMD JOBBER IW CIGARS. BLOOMSBURG, PA. . R E W A R D. run Every Ounco of Adulteration IN the NEW PROCESS SOAP. THE W0ND3EFUL 3-LB BAR. MADJ5 ON.'.V 11V Gowans &. Stover, Huffalo, N. Y. For Halo liy all Urst-clats grccerf. April lo-i-jT BLOOMSBDRPi PLAEING MILL The UDvleralcnetl haiiiL' r.m hia ihri,. n on Uallroadbtrect, la rirst-ciasi condition, if Dro r. v vw W h iuui VI n W4aV IU U13 IIUP FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. furnisnoa at reasonable prices Ail luraberusea Is well seasoned and none but skilled woikmeu are employed, ESTIMATES FOR BD1LDLNGS rurnlshed on application, nan? aud spcclilctt ions prepared by an experienced drauirursman f) HAUL, 13 KltC'iJ, Ulluonmliiiip, vtt S50 and Children. CMtorla eur!3 Colle, Oonatlpatlon, I Hour fit I KsiLl? Momacn, uiarrnoia, a-ucianon, Worm9. elvea sleeD. and bromotoa di Without Injurious modlcaUon, Tm CEtritiri Courisr, 183 Pulton Etrcet, K. T. FOR TDK SEASON, BOUGHT THAI EYEK Varied Stock of RECEIVED. AND SELECT LINE Ol' .,.). . ... tjmmimwSwl h em you have the IF GOOflS oinnF mm Ei. mi 9 For the Celebrated Cliiclicrlng, Ivors fc l'oml, ami Vosc & Bon l'lanos. AVorlilre uowncd Kstey OrR.ins, Violins, Aeconlcons und bhtet Jlusic. CelebinteiMVliilc, New Illgli Arm Davis, New Home, ltoynl St. John, and Light Iluiining Domestic Hewing JIucliliius. Necillcs, oil nml nttnehments for all makes of Sewing Machines. STREET,) JffiOBBM: IS Gtcro and warcrccniE, lTc. 12S Franklin Avenue- MsoWarerooma ill Franklin Ave. and itMCtn. tcrHieet. SCRANTON, PA. lot Anything to umko up u new wagon or repair an old, in htock. ( liar Iron, nml Sitel Holts, Holt End-, Lug Screws, Turnlmcklo' IIoiso Shoes, and all lilackemitb suiiplica. Aprui-ly OMAMEHTAL IRON FENCES. OF CAST CU WHOUGHT IHON. Suitable for Yards, Cemetery Lots and Public Grounds. Tue following shows the 1'lcket (lothlo, one or bytuo'un'dil m. ..? -Til. ....-nir ror lieauty and liurablllty they arennsurpus f,..rl'luJ!l).y"it,erlenci'(l uands aud warranted loflvo sallafaetlon, f Prices and specimens of other de signs Bout to nuy aduresu. Address BLOOMSBURG PA. Wayi-tf inoie money llian nt anj llilnr else by talr. lnir an aKeuey lor the beat htllUiir book out. .ivuiiiurm hui eci-ii ruiiiiiv rvniiA in i Terms Iree, lHuurr lloon C'o 1'OBTLisu. mmsmm Maine, IdeclS ta