The Columbian., November 27, 1885, Image 1

ta)e dolumfcilm.
OL3HBU n ecnT,iTB or Tnu nob, una Co
lombian, Consolidated. '
Insitcil U'rcliljintorr I'rl.lnrAlornlnii. nt
nLooMsnui(a,coLUMi)iAco.,ra.
at f I.M per year. To subscribers out otthocotin
u,u. ?lllt;lJ m advance,
,,A0.,P?," 4''?.Wn'lcl1 it tho option
"jiuiBu arrearages aro paid, but
loni cont mind nrcil t win i, '"i"""iuui
- m ;ip'cr.3.80nt ??1 01 11,0 swt or to rt'lslant post
?,7l,iTS ,"aat l10 r;1!'' '"rlnadraucc.imlcssTresX
'.bo sulncrlptlon duo on demand.
Mr nilnh llltonn .Iam..i "
'." uuimiiuia county assumes in n
JOB PHINTING.
l,!?i'?n-A'& Oftho COI.PMI1UN
n 1 m i hlnery and Is tlio only omro that r, msMb
jini 'i hy potter. KlUng us llio best tngLlttcaL i'h
llraitoa furnlihed on largo Jobi. "'"""''mra
PRQFESSIOHAL RARn.C !
r B. WA.tiI.Kl.,
AT rORNIS Y-AT-L AW,
O.1100 over 1st. National l,.,nk. 1,l00mal),lr- '
TJ- U. i'UNIC,
' AT TO UN Ii Y-AT-L AW.
mco In 3 it's tiilldlng.
11LO0HS0CRO, Pi
J 011N M. Cb.YUIC,
ATrOIlNliY-AT-LAW.
AND
.JUU'IOK OF TUB I'EAOE.
1I1.00MSBCH0, 1'A,
fll!j jjr.M)yerl!rjj. Druj Storo.
p W VULil.RR,
J' ArroltNEy.AT.LA
o.Tl 'o In Drj .vcr's bulldlng.socona floor.room No. 1
lltoomsburg, Pa.
13,
KRAN'K ?, Utli,
ATL'OUNHV-AT-LAW.
Hloomsbiirg, Pa
oni corner ot Ccntro and Mala Streets. Clark t
huucud;,'.
Can bo consulted In German.
r EO. K. KIAVEbb,
ATTORN EY-AT-L AW,
I1I.O0.M9HU1SO, l'A.
O.Hoo on First llmr, front room ot Cot.,
uuiius llnllilitii, Milii street, below 1.x.
change Hotel.
p.VUL E. WIIiT,
AUomey-at-Law.
oiKce in Colombian ltcii-niKO, ltoom No. i, second
Uuor.
lSLOOJlSUUKQ, PA,
U. KNORK. L. S. WlNIKllSTBliN.
KNOKK & WINTERS TEEN,
A ttornoys-at-Law.
onloo lu 1st National Hank building, second noor,
flr-ttdoortoihob-ft. Coineror am and nrkt
btrjots llloomssurj, Pa.
tSf Pensions and Bounties ColUcUd.
J II. MAISE,
ATTORNEY AT-LAW
ynico In JI Uo-s bulldJig ever lillluiejer's grocery.
John o. yocu.m. c i:. ueykh.
YOCUM & GKYEK,
Attornoj-s-at-Lawi
CATA lhSA, l'A.
(OITlco front suit of rooms on second floor or
Miws Itkm bulldlnc)
8STCAN UU CONfcULTi:i) IN (IKHMAN.J
Members of sharp and Alleman's Lawyers and
Hunker's Dlrectuiy and tho Aincrlran Mercantile
nnd collection Association. Ill irrto prompt and
careful attention to collection oi claims in auy
naitottbo United Mates or Canada, ns well as to
all other professional business intiustcd to them
K. 03WALD,
ATTOltNEY-AT-LAW.
Jackson Building, Ilooms 4 and C.
DEISWICK.PA
y. H. IUIAWN.
ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW.
Catawlssn, Fa.
omoe.cornerot Third and Malnstroew.
JJ V. AVHITK,
ATT011N1CY-AT-LAW,
BLOOM SBURG, PA.
Olllce In Hrowcrs' llulldlng, 2nd lloor.
map 1 -If
w,
E. SMITH,
Attorney-nt Lnw,Hcrwiclc. Pa.
Csn bo Consulted in German.
.!() FlltST-CI.APS
FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE
COMPANIKS HEl'llKSKSTKD.
iSTOfllco first door liulow the post olllce.
MISCELLANEOUS
!. McKELV Y, M. D.,SurReon and Phj
. ilcl.ia, norta sldo ilula streci.belovv Market
A.
L. FRITZ, Altorney-al Law. Olllce
, in Columbian Uulldlng,
C
M. DRINKER, GUN & LOCKSMITH
HTl'in- XlnelilnPHuml Maollntrv Of all kinds r(J-
p .lroil. opkua Ilonss IlullJ ig, uloomstiurg, ra.
R. J. 0. KUTTER,
PHYSICIAN SDKQEON,
omco, North MaiUet Btrcrt,
U'or ictluu,
DU. WM. M. REllEIi, Surgeon nnd
Physician, Ottlco corner ot Hock and Market
H loot.
JR. EVAVS, M. D-i Surgeon and
. Physician, o llco and llesldenco on Third
struct.
F
IKE INSURANCE.
CniUSTIAN F. KNAPP, ULOOMSllUltO, l'A,
i HOME, OP N. Y.
V ilKltCllANTb', OF NEWAItK, N. J.
I'LINTON, N. Y.
l'KOl'I.KS' N. Y.
HEADING, PA.
TUcsoTfoLD coarouATioxs arowellteasonedby
aio and kibk marhuand have never jet had a
loss bellied by any court ot law. Their assets are
all invested In solid sbci'kitils nio liablutotho
hazard of hub only. .... .
Losses I'KOuetLV and iiosesti.v adjusted and
paid as boon as determined by christian r,
KNAl'P, SPSCIAL AUKNTANUAIIJl'SfEllllLOOMsBCBU,
IThopeoploof Columbia county should patron,
lie the, agency where looses It any a.o settled and
paid by onu of ther own cltlens.
l'ltUMPTNEswi. EOUll'Y. FAIIt DEAIJNQ.
B
F. HA11TMAN
RBFKKSSNTS TUB FOLLOWING
AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES
North American of Philadelphia.
Franklin, " "
I'eunsylranU, " "
York, of l-unnsylvanla.
Hanover, ot N. Y.
oueeus, of London,
Nortallrltlsh, ot London.
Ollco on Mirkat street, No. 5, llloomsbiTg.
OM.81, 1"
SoraxitQa House,
-ON THE EUROPEAN PLAN.
Viotox' Kooh, Propi-iotor.
llooms aro Uatd by steam, well ventllato4 and
elegantly furnlsued. Finest liar and Lunch Coun-
teMeaUtoCord'er at all hours. Ladles and oenta
restaurant furnished wllh all delleacles of tho
fat? d SOU
liwa'tion noar V. J. J! W, IL U. Depot, scranton,
I'i. Mar W-tt
liXCll AN G E HOTEL,
W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR
BL00MSBUEO, FA.
OPPOSITBCOUHT IIOU8K.
Mrge and convenient sample rooms, llath rooms
tot and cold water, aud all modern conveniences
ADVlilll'ISUUSI send for select list of local news
papers. . 1'. Howell Co , m bpwy
3. E.BIiWBI.L, . ,.
J K BITrsitBSNDEB, Proprieten.
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KNOTTING Oil .MACItAMK, I.AUK, NK1TINO, Poo-
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dilTVicnt kinds of fancy woiik, thu mnga
zlne will contain many useful and elegnnt
designs for a great variety of articles not
allictcd hy change of fashion. It is so
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Indespensahlu to tho work-table ot every
lady. A FUMi SIZE CUT PAPER PAT
TERN, of which you can make your own
selection from any design Illustrated In the
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that have been practically tested before
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and DhEssMAKiNd, two pages of select md
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scientific miscei.iany and current events
of the day by the best magazine writers.
The mechanical production of the book
will excel that of any other $3.00 magazine
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copy 15 cents. Liberal terms to club
misers. Address
GODEY'S UUY'S BOOK,
P. 0. HOX II II, PHILADELPHIA.
Tho Best Newspaper in America,
and by far the Most Readable.
Agents wanted everywhere to earn
money in distributing the Sun's Pre
miums. The most interesting and advanta
geous offers ever made by any News
paper. No Subscriber ignored or neglected.
Something for all.
lhuutifni ami Substantial Premiums In
Standinl Gold and oihorWatchos.Valuablo
Hooks, tho Host Family Sowing Machino
known to tho trade, and an unequaled list
cf object of real utility and instruction.
Hates, by Mall, Postpaid:
DAILY, per Year (without fiumiay) $6 00
DAILY, per Month without Sunday) 50
SUNDAY, per Year ... I 00
FOH PVFRY DAY IN THE YEAR 7 00
WEEKLY, per Year ... I 00
W.!r-, HIK SUV, New York dir.
nov 0.81.
Alexander Bros. & Co.
OHer to tho Trndo their Pino llrand of Cigars.
The Landres,
Henry Clay,
Normal,
Samson, and
Cosmopolitan
Fine Fruits and Fine Con feet ionory
on baud. P'resli every week. IMooins-
burg, l'a. i Lb. 27
BoM3BifilrairiO,
The undersluned havluir nut his rianlne Ml
on Hallroad street, In rlrst-ciass condition. Is pro
pared to do all kinds of vv ork In his line.
FRAMES, SASH, DOORS,
BLINDSj MOULDINGS,
FLOORING, Etc.
t irnuned al r-3 ison-ible prices, All lumberused
la V7ell seasoned and ncno Out skilled workmen
are employed.
ESTIMATES TOE BUILDINGS
furnished on application. Hans and speclflca
tons prepared by au oxperlonccd draughtsman
CHARLES KRIIG,
niuoniNiuirir, l'a
l'HICi: LIST OF
ROOFING SLATE
On cars at Quarry.
No. l Slato f3.(0totl.oo
No. l itib btato 3.00 to 3.20
seconds ifyo
No. SKlbMate
Hed stale H"'
UreenMate "u
j. i.. iiui. i.,
S5 Ijickavvanna Avenue, scranton, l'a
.Mays-My
COURSEN, CLEMONS & CO.
Limited,
Importers and wiiolcsalo Dealers in
Crockery, (llassvvare, Table and rocket Cutlery,
ludovv Olass, and l'lated-waie.
Tho 56 candle-power markh electric lamp.
, uo celebrated l'luaforo Uurner.
lilrd Cases, Fruit Jars.
41 Laekawanna Avenue. BCHANTON, l'a.
may 1-iy
rrAiNWmairr & oo.,
WJIOLESALJC QllOCERS,
PlIILADXLrifIA
fEAS,SYUUl8,COFFBB,SUOAK, MOL AHb
RICH, 8riOIS.BICiBSODi,tO.,0,
N, S. corner 6econd and Arch streets,
iw-jrdsrjwlll roielva prorant attsutlu
PIANOS-ORCANS
Th dmmd for tba Improvea '""HltV,h!
PaymcnU, or lleute J.
Mason & Hamlin Ore an and P ano Co.,
if,1 YOKK I BQSTTlV OIllOAUO.
novMMt.
WI1JU-AWAKE AQUNTS WANTHf) TOlt
THE GREAT
CONSPIRACY
AihrllUDir ivlew(iltlio twruentlous events that
ledlS ' WU1KAT1IKI1K1.1.(JN, r.tWPOWfrWl
ileii of tleik John A, lgaii. Mrlko nuH tor
cnoico neld. llfliliAllli 1iixis.,f'alM., mm-
plila, ll.u
The superiority of our Cloth
ing, in style and finish, is suffic
ient iniarantco atrainst a calamity
like the above. Our large stock
of Suits and Overcoats for Men,
Youths, JJoys and Children will
give permanent satisfaction.
A.0.YATES&C0.
G02-G0-1-G0G CHESTNUT ST.
PHILADELPHIA.
"TMtEAS IIUOWN'S INSUKANOK
P AOF.NCY. Mo)er-snevv building, .Main street,
uioomsburg, l'a.
, Assets.
3tna Insurance Co., of Hartford, conn jl.ws.ir.'O
ltoyal ot Liverpool i3,am,oiHi
Ijincashlro io,ono,ore!
Klro AsociatIon, l'hlladelphia 4,mv,;io
riiiDiil, of London 5,sr,3r(i
London Lancashire, ot llngland l.ioiwo
Hartford of Hartford 3.2T:i.ci.',o
sprlngtlcld riro and Marino s,03i,sso
As tho aeencles are direct, noilcienarn written
for tho Insured without delay In tho ofllco at
uiuuiusuurK. uct. X'S, 'HI-
ii. house,
DENTIST,
Bl.OOMSIlUHO, COI.U.MIIIA CJOU.NTY, Pa
All styles o( work done In a superior manner, work
warranieu as represented, tsrtii icxtract
sd without 1'iiH by tho uso of (las, nnd
freoot chargo when artificial teeth
ore Inserted.
Ofllco over Kleim's Drug Store.
Jo be open al clt hour) during the r'at,
NivH-ly
T.. A handsomo VAHfc LA.V1I' given
b P.nPPRP. a 5 oriler for Tea and I'olT.
VVk i MU An iron stono ciIAMUUlt
c IB nCT j0 pieces, or a TUA SKT, 41
pieces, or a handsome llltONZK llANiilNO LAMP
given with a tio order. A CIIA.MIIKK sirr ofio
pieces, with blue, maroon or pink band or an IltON
STONi: CHINA TEA SET of Ml pieces, Or a (ILASS
set of Ml pieces given wllh utis order, HANI).
SO Mil 1'HE.V.IU.MS, consisting of Decorated China
Ware in Tea sets, also Dinner and Tea sets com.
blned, nnd Chamber sels, etc, etc., given with
orders for J1H, 120, tJ5, las nnd 1W. Send tor circu
lar, wnien win give ou run particulars, uiiami
UNION TCA COMPANY, 25 South Alain St
vviiKes narre, r.i. neaaiiuar
tors so Front street. New
York city.
may 15 ly
81. G. SLOAN & BRO.,
BLOOMSBUHG, PA.
Manufacturers of
CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETONS
SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS, &C.
First-class work always on hand.
It EPA 1RINO KEA TLYD ONE.
Pricct reduced to suit the times.
V0 REWARD
FOlt
Every Ounco of Adulteration
in the
SEW PROCESS SOAP.
THE WONDERFUL 3-LB BAR.
A DE ONLY BY
Gowans & Stover,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Por sale by all fiist-clats grcctts.
April 10-t-yr
I
CLOTHING!
THE ARTIST
(P a? s m m
AND
MERCHANT TAILOR.
AVho always gives you the latest
styles, and cuts your olotliiiig to fit
you. Having had tho oxperionco lor a
cumber of years in tlio Tailoring lltisi
neas, has learned what matorial will
give his customers tlio best satisfaction
for wear and stylo and will try to
please all who givo him a call. Also
on hand
Gents' Furnishing Goods
OK ALL UESCHIITIONS.
HATS, CAP AND UMBRELLAS
Always of tlio latest styles. Cull anil ox.
amino Ills stock bctoro purchasing else
where. Store noKt door toFirstNaiionalEank
Corner Main & Market Sts.
April AVljr
E. B. 3R0WER
OAS F1TTINU & STKAM 1IEATJN0.
PKALKlt IN
STOVES &JINWARE.
AU kinds of work in Sheet Iron, Roof
ing and Spouting promptly
attended to.
rvstrlct attention elren to heating by steam.
Corner of Main & East Sts,,
Joo;u8burg, Pa.
M nf If tf Iff (Hf
Vyip f i HIP fit i4
BLOOMSEUIIG, PA., FRIDAY, NOV EMBER
KEMEJJYJ
ttfvBVJ
mm
imnrruum
30 YEARS
RECORD.
CUBES
ALL
sissASEa
or
TUB
KIDNEYS
tlVEIl
BLADDEH
ANO
UnDfAllT
OHOANS
Eitorsr
OHAVEL
DIABETES
Muonrs
DISEASE
FAINS
UX
THE
SACK
LOINS
OB
BIDE
NEBVOUB
DISEASES
BETrNTION
oa
NON.
DETENTION
OF
tmiNE.
FBICB
tlM.
Bend for
Tamphlet
of Tcstl.
monuila.
iiuxt'k
IIEMF.DY
CO.,
1'roTldonee,
Ii. I.
l'liyalclnns' Teatlmonr.
A. W. llrown, M.D., of rrotldcncc,
II. I., tayet "I havo ntcd Hcirr's
(Kidney and Liver niMinTlnmy
practice for tlio pnt sixteen yean,
and cheerfully recommend It as
being a loft and rttlabU remedy,"
Another prominent doctor of
Provldenco caji that "I am fro
niienlljr urged tn use oilier pn tiara
tlonaBUbjllliile!i for IlCKT's Kid
nejrnnd I.lver HtMiDT. I find on
tr)lnglliem Hint they aro worthless
In couiparUon to II."
An Old l.iilj.
"Sly mother, "0 years old, has
chronla kidney complaint and drop
y. Nothing has crcr helped her
like Hunt's (Kidney and Liver
Itr.Mcnr. Sho has received great
benefit from 8 bottles and wo think
It will euro her." W. Vv Bnndc:
land, Ilallder, Danbnry, Conn.
A .lllnlster's 'Wife.
Itcv. Anthony Atwood, of Thlla
deliihla, rays: "llfMT'a Kidney
and Llirr) Kljieuy lias cured my
wife of l)rony In it vvorKt form.
All say that It la a miracle."
(cneral C'haco.
General Chaco of Ithodo Island
says: "I always keep Hunt's Kid
ney and Liver llsMEnr In my
house. Taken In email doses occa
sionally at night, it prevents head
ache, and regulates tho kidneys,
stomach and other orgaua." 10
"Disease soon shaken, by Hunt's Kemedy taken."
I!. .V. CltniKXTOX. N. Y (itneral Agent.
SCOTT'S
OF PURE COD LIVER OIL
Almost as Palatabloas Milk.
Tlio only prfrnratlon of ( OK I.IVUI OIL that
can be taken readily aud tolerated for a long time
by delicate stomal lis.
ami ts a iii:m-.nv rou fONsmPTinv.
St lion I ins viikiiiins. AMi:ni,,
Kitvi. nKiiii.il . (minis ,i:.p TTiiiovT a i'
tt.fl IIIVS, iinil nil HAMI.MI lllsnllDKlis (TP
( IllUllthS It i nurn llom In ll ri'EuH.
l'rcscrilicd and cnilorsi d by tho heal I'll) slclans
illthocoantritaofthovsorld.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS
oct-sl ly.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
i-feifc fflEaj the popular favorite for dreis
viVJfi Jim in; tliehair licitotingihec ' ir
Atv 1u8H wncngray,andprcventii.t l)an-JflSvf-lclrufT.
It cleanse the st ilp,
ftups the hair falling, nnd u
ture to please, joo. and $1. tiiei at Druupists,
The Best Congb. Cure yoa cau uso
and the best known preventive of Consumption,
1'akker's Tonic k.cpt in a home is a sentinel to
keep sickness out. Used discreetly it keeps the
bloud pure and the Stomach, I.iver nnd Kidneys
in working order. Coughs and Coldi atiuh be
fore it, It builds tip the health.
If you su Her from Debility Skin Krupt'ions,
Const), Asthma, Dyspepsia, Kidney, Urinary or
Female Compl dnts, cr any disorder of thp Iun,
Stomach, UoweU, lllood or Nerves, don't At
till you are eick in bed, but use l'Ai.Krii's ToMt
to-Jav ; it wilt give you new life mid i..r.
liibcux l co., u. v;
Sold by Druir-ji'-ts, I-urc savins uyit-S -ii i.
aug. M-ly
READl
-.ABOUT
ll'e vonderful and miraruloui cure,."
I In iiiuiville.l jnd pectl-si mcdlciac"
And note the olom;
DR. THOMAS' rCLrCTRIC Oil. his
wide the lollowins cute, piool of which tho
ptoprietors Clin fuiiiutt on plication.
TooUinclic....iii s nriiiuica
Enmchc " 2 "
Uiiekaclic " 2 IIourH
Lriikuicos ' 3 DnjH
CoiisIih 20 Slluutcs
Ilonrociiuus.. . 1 Hour
Colils " 24 Ifoura
SoreTltoat.. " 12 '
rteafnesr. 2 IJayH
Paiiioruuru.. 5 ItliiuitcB
In!nolScaia. 5 "
Ciojpit mil ease in , minutes, rnd positivelv
cut it.y caewheauked at thsout.et,
nemenUr that Tr, Thomaj' Fclectiie Oil
it only -a cent per tr-ttle, and one battle willed
l.sl.ci tl.ail l..l'rf lioicii cl un ordinary mcJicmc.
nng. 23 ly-nlil.
ARE CURED BY THE
HOP PLASTERS
Hosts cf pooplo vuo nnX rooommeul tMs por
ouj plna'cr lou30 It 1 1 tho Etronjost and best j
everknown. WhcnuppUomoany sort of tore- j
ntu, cr woakuotia, it (votanutaatly, removing f
pala fJiq ptrcnjtUealaff llio part, I'ltp-ired
cntv oc-u3lual vi-tuej of ft --A II' TUey
never Vurn or Irritate auvaya inotiie, stimu
late naA streogthea woalc na-Uird nuselci.
I Quick relief forsuddcapalufl. Ailfadytaap- I
ply. Hop Plafitera aro cold Ly all dealers, C3o. , j
0 for 1.09, lanueu on rcocjptor;-.r;;o.
tmBa&aeiiesr
ORNAMENTAL IROfFEHCK
OF CAST CH WUOUOHT IHON.
Suitable for
Yards,
Cemetery Lots
and
Public Grounds.
Tho follow 1di hhnws tho 1'lcl.ct (lolhlc, one of
thuHuTcml bcMullfulbtylebOf I'ehuu muiiuiiicturcil
by the uiiderolifnt'd.
Yor lio.iuty ana DurahlUty thoy nro unsurpass
eX Kct up by experienced haada and uarrantod
to give uaUsI.ictlou.
Prices ami spccimuim of other do
slgim sent to any address.
Address
it)
BLOOMSBURG PA-
May 4-tf
SELECT STORY.
MISS MIDFERN'S WEDDING.
nv ih'.i.kk 10UUK3T oit,vvi:8.
"Father said that railroad would
liring no jrood to lis,'' said Martha Mid
fern, "and now h'u words have como
true."
There had been a railroad accident
on tho "15lnuk Hock and Ueensovoort
Line," Thu engineer had been killed
lit his post, tho tclc9;oed train had
caught lire, one ierson was taken up
for (lead, and all tlio rest was moro or
less bruibed, wounded and terrified j
nnd by way of sequel to thu rest, Miss
Midftrn'u bain was burned to tho
ground, willi all tho nowly-garnered
storo of hay, and tho now patent reap
er, whiuh bad cost such a sum of mon
ey. The furin house itself had narrow
ly escaped t tho cattlo being at pasture
wcro foi Innately unhurt.
Miss Mid fern never had been a nei
vous woman, but sho was a little palu
r.s she stood on tho front porch, look
ing nt the wrecking tiain, whoso hands
wero hard nt work.
"How's the youug man V said Mrs.
Dulcimer, who lived on tho nearest
farm.
"He's belter," said Miss Midfern.
Mrs. Dulcimer sighed. Even in a
railway accident luck seemed to go on
tho opposite side of tho boundry fence,
which separated tho two estatesof Dul
cimer and Midfern. Why, sho nked
herself, could not tho pleasant-looking
young man with tlio diamond studs
have been .lung into tho arms of her
four unmarried daucliters instead of
falling to tho lot of Martha Midfern ?
"Going to recover t" said Mrs. Dul
cimer. "That's what Dr. Paloy hopes."
"If you want any help in nursing
him feebly began Mrs. Dulcimer.
"Much obliged. I'm sure,'' piomptly
answered Miss Midteru; "but I don't
require any assistance."
Mis. Dulcimer mado no reply, but
sho glanced obliquely at Miss Midfern
and thought thero was no danger of
any man's losing his heart to that wry
faced old maid.
"If it had been my Caroline Augus
ta, now. or Hannah 1" thought Sirs.
Dulcimer, with a thrill of maternal
pride.
Hut thero is no accounting for tho
freaks of Cupid. Harry Suvier was
young and grateful. Doctor Paley
told him truthfully, that Martha Mid
fern's careful nursing hail saved his
life. Aud eno autumn ovening, in a
burst of gratitude, ho laid that life at
tho middle-aged woman's feet.
"Do you really mean it 1" said Mar
tha, who had never had a bona-lido of
fer of .marriage in her life.
And she blushed red and whito liko
a girl.
"Is it likclv that 1 should lest on
such a subject V said Harry, earnest-
"Jiut I am older than you.
"In years, perhaps yes. But what
difference does that make t"
So Miss Martha Midfern became en
gaged to tho handeomo young Geor
gian whom lato hail United to her
door.
"I suppose people will laugh al me,"
sho thought. "Hut thero why should
1 caret Ho loves me and I lovo him,
and that is enough. Hut I guess we'd
better keep tho secret to ourselves just
at present.
As tho beautiful October woods
blazed forth in their mellow autumn
tints Mr. Sovier began to stroll out a
little way at a limo to sit on mossy
boulders and dream beside merry little
brooks. And ouo day Hannah Dulci
mer came dancing homo from a search
after nuts in tho woods.
"Ivo seen him, mother," said she
"tho Captivo Knight 1 Tho old witch
lias let him out of tho tower for awhile.
And bo's as handsome as a picture !
And, oh. mother, ho is so nice 1 And
he is coming hero this afternoon to see
tlio viow from Apple-Tree Knoll. May
1 bako fresh nngcl cake, mother T And
can Sarah Alice make some vanilla
fritters t"
"What will Martha Midfern say ?"
uttered Mis. Dulcimer
"As if that signified 1" gayly retort
ed Hannah, who was tho youngest and
prettiest ot all tho Dulcimer girls. Ho
isn't her's, is ho 1"
Ami then she ran up stairs to brush
nut her auburn cuiN, which wero blown
into silky confusion by llio wind, nnd
to put into water the cluster of blue
asters which Mr. Sevier had given
her.
Nobody was to blame in theso un
forlunato cases nobody everis to blame.
Hut tho mischief was all done before
poor Hannah Dulcimer found out that
Harry Sevier was thu captive of Martha
Mldferu's bow and spear. And Harry
liiinselt awakened at last to a con
sciousness of his life's mistake.
He was a Georgian gentleman, how-
over, and honor was dearer to him oven
than love, so ho made no sign.
Hannah, however, was less reticent
and self-contained ; and when Martha
Midfcin came over to consult Sarah
Alice Dulcimer, who was a milliner by
trade, as to ibo wedding bonnet, Han
nah caino into tho room with red eyes
and burning chocks.
"Oh, Maltha I Martha 1" sho sobbed.
"I know it isn't maidenly, but I can't
help it. I lovo him, and he loves me.
Oh, Martha, be magnanimous aud
leavo him to mo I"
"Hannah, bold your tongue I" cried
Sarah Alice, greatly ecmdalized.
"1 can't help It 1 ' wailed Hannah,
wiinging her hands nnd rocking to and
fro like one in mortal pain. "I lovo
him, nnd ho loves me, and hu is engag
ed to you, Martha Midfern 1 Oh, what
is to bo done V
Murtha turned pale. Moro than
onco somo inkling of this unfortunate
complication hail crossed her mind, but
shu had dismissed it ns too utterly mi-
pronauie.
"Ho hns never nskod for bis froo
dnm," sho said lioar.elv.
"Hecauso ho is too good too noble!"
hysterically cried Hannah. "IIo would
dio soonei thnn forfeit his word. Hut
von you. Martini -you will not let
him saerifici his life. Oh, Martha,
think how terriblo it would bo 1"
"Hannah, I'm astonished at you 1"
said Sarah Alice. "Mother, do got her
out oi tnu room.
And poor llaunuh was taken, sob'
bing, from tlio piesence of llio bride
expectant.
Marlha Midfern ordoredtlio weddinc
bonnet white shirred silk, with a
wreath of whilo roso buds, crossed
27, 1885.
over with silvery green and whito satin
strings.
"It may look n little youthful," she
said, "but nftcr nil, ono is not married
ovcry day.
"No, to bo sure,' said Sarah Alice,
with a sinking heart, for, naturally
enough, all tho sympathies of the Dul
cimer family wcro on the side of pret
ty Hannah, nnd thero had been a sort
of faint hope that Miss Midfern might
possibly relent in favor of her young
livnl.
Her thoughts wcro anything but
pleasant, however, as shu went home.
Harry Sevier was mady on tho porch,
but sho did not join him, as would
have seemed most lilting, but merely
slipped In at tho back way.
It seemed to her that ho had never
looked so young before, nud as sho
glanced at tho cherry-wood mirror in
tho sitting room, her own faco appear
ed absolutely haggard and old. ,
"Pshaw P said she. "How would I
look in a while silk hat trimmed with
whito roso buds V
Marlha Midfern was aheroina in her
way. A minute's serious thought set
tled tlio question. It was a bitter pill
to swallow, but it was her duty. Sho
put the bright vision of lierlifo valiant
ly away from her and went out to Mr.
Sevier on the porch.
"Harry," said she with a rather forc
ed laugh, "it's always a woman's pri
vilege to change her mind, isn't it ?
And I've changed mine."
Ho looked nt her in amazement.
"What do you mean 1" said he.
"I've concluded not to marry you,"
said Martha, blurting out her -vords.
"I don't think we're suited. I'm bet
ter off as I am. And you Hannah
Dulcimer v. ill make you a good little
wife, I am sure.''
"Martha,'' ho said, rising hurriedly,
"I liayo never asked to bo released from
our engagement, havo 1 1"
"No," said she, sharply "no ! Hut
don't I tell you that l'vo changed my
mind f Let ns always bo friends the
best of friends but nothing noro P
Doctor Paley camo around the next
day to see about buying a strip of Miss
Mid fern's meadow land, and Martha
told him all.
He was ono of those snug, coinfott
able, elderly gentlemen to whom it
seems natural to confide all one's trou
bles and perplexities.
"Did I do right?" said sho.
"Yes, I think you did," said Doctor
Paley ; but there isn't ono woman in a
thousand who would have acted as vou
did, Martha."
"To tell tho truth," said Martha, "I
am beginning to believe that I never
really loved him, or I could not haye
given him up."
"My opinion exactly,'' said tho doc
tor, visibly brightening.
And he pulled Miss Midfern's work
basket toward him and began winding
and unwinding her balls of colored
silk.
"After all, ho was a deal too young
for me," said Miss Midfcrn.calmly. "I
can see all theso things now ; 1 should
simply havo mado myself redioulous.
Hannah Dulcimer is much better suit
ed to him."
"Yes, I think so, too," said Doctor
Paley, twirling lie scissors around and
mound. "Hy the way, didn't yon tell
mo that yen had ordered tho wedding
bonnet V
"Yes," said Miss Midfern, with a
littlo grimace.
"And what aro you going to do with
it r
"Countermand the order, I suppose,''
said Miss Midfern.
'Don't," said Doctor Paley.
"Kht" said Miss Midfern.
"Wear it," said tho doctor.
"Where f" said Miss Midfern?
"To your own weddinc," said tlio
doctor. "Marry meP
"Well.I declare!":said Miss Midfern,
in nmaziiment.
"Do 1" said Dr. Paloy. "I've liked
you this long time, but when I saw
now tender and loyal you could bo to
that oor invalid, I fouud out that I
loved you. Don't laugh at mo givo
mo a chance."
"Well, I will," said Miss Midfern.
swallowing a lump in her throat.
v or sho was only a woman, alter all,
and it did seem a pity that tho wed
ding bonnet should bo wasted.
And so, instead of ono happy oouplo
thero wero too.
"Ono wedding," says tbo proverb,
"makes another."
And perhaps tho same rule holds
true in regard to engagements.
The improved kind of explosive rec
ently brought to notice in foreign jour
nals, and known ns cocoa powder, is
said to possess such superior valuo for
many purposes that it lias been intro
duced in tho famous Krupp factory. It
is asscrti'd that, with equal pressure,
this substance gives greater velooity to
a ball than cau be attained with ordin
ary powder, whilo its smoko is found
to bo less denso ami to clear off
moro quickly. It is brown, or, rather,
ohocolato colored. In sundry tests
about ono-seventh less of it was re
quired than of tho ordinary kind of
powder to produce given results. Tho
merit which is especially advanced in
its favor is, briefly, that of beginning
its combustion moderately and stead
ily, and then, when tho projectllo has
started Ihnugb the bore, burning with
great rapidity, and with, of course, tre
mendous impelling force. Tho method
of preparation and tho cost ns oompaied
wiiu oiuer explosives aro not stated.
Littlo Sammy was looked upon as
quite a prodigy in the Fnrr family,
It was customary to havo him show oft
for tho entertainment of guests, Ono
morning .Mr. hnrr said!
"Now, Sammy, get your Uiblo nnd
read to us, beginning at tlio verso at
which you chanco to open,"
This was to convince his hearors that
Sammy had not been made familiar
Willi certain chapters only,
Having oponod the book, Sammy
read, in loud and moasured tones:
"Neither do men light a candle and
put it under a bustle."
A justice in Georgia recently under
took to marry two couples at once and
mariied both women to ouo of tho men
before he was awnro of tbo fact. IIo
afterward got the matter straightened
out to tlio satisfaction of tlio conti act
ing partite.
Masses of deep-sea coral, many tons
in weight, which wero torn from their
ocean bed by tho voloanio explosion in
Suoda Straits two years ago, may now
bo seen two or three miles inland.
whither they wcro borno by tlio tidal
wnvo,
THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. X1X.NO -if)
UOLUMD1A DK.MOnitAT, VOL.XLIX, HO Su
A Personal OariL
a MATTF.u in which Tin: rt'm.io
should iiavk a ukai.
op 1ntkkkjt.
To the readers of the Coi.i'miuan:
vVhy docs the government spend so
much money and risk so many lives in
trying to capture tho counterfeiter.
"Suppose ho docs counterfeit gov
ernment bonds and notes, surely the
government is rich enough to stand
any loss his not may confer V
But, tbo individual citizen could ill
afford to lia put to continual financial
loss if such desperadoes wero left go
iinwbippcd of justice.
It is only the valuablo thing that is
counterfeitfdi it is only in the light of
purity and virtue tli.it impurity and
vico can bo known. No ono in theso
days would counterfeit a Cohfederato
bond or note.
People who commit fraud always do
it by simiiallng tho highest irtuc; by
preying on the cleanest reputation, by
employing the fair name of virtue with
which to givo respectability to vice.
Let us explain: Seven or right years
ago, so wo havo been informed many
t'ums in public prints, a New York
stato gentleman was pronounced, as
many millions havo been pronounced
before, incurably sick of an extreme
disorder. Hy suggestions which ho be
lieved wero providential, ho was led
to tho use of a preparation which had
been for several years employed by a
select few physicians in New York city
ami one or two other piomiucnt places
The result was that ho was cured, he
whom doctors without number and of
conceded ability said was incurable.
Having secured possession of I lie for
mula, absolutely and irrevocably, he
determined to devote a portion of his
accummnlated wealth to tho manufac
ture and salo of this remedy for tho
benefit of tlio many who suffer as ho
suffered, in apparent hopelessness). In
less than threo years, so tremendous
camo the demand for this remedy and
so exalted tbo reputation, that ho was
obliged for his purposo to erect a lab
oratory and warehouse containing four
ami a quarter acres of llooring and
filled with tho most approved chemical
and manufacturing devices. Probably
there never was aremedy that has won
such a meritorious name, such extraor
dinary sales and has accomplished so
much good for the race.
Unprincipled parties who flourish
only upon tho ruins of others, saw
in this reputation and salo an opportu
nity to reap a golden harvest, (not le
gitimately, not honorably) for which
purposo they have made imitations and
substitutions of it in every ecotion of
the country, and many druggifti, who
can mako a larger profit on theso imi
tation goods, often compromise their
honor by forcing a salo upon tho un
posted customer.
Yes, undoubtedly the manufacturers
could well afford to ignore such in
stances of fraud so far as tho effect
upon themselves is concerned, for their
remedies have a constant and unremit
ting Bale, but they feel it to bo their
duty to xearn the publie against such
imitations and substitutions, non-secret
and otherwise. Tho individual who
buys them and tho people who coun
tenances their salo alone suffer in
mind, body and cstato therefor.
Tho author of somo of theso fraud
ulent practices have been prosecuted
and sent to prison for their crimes, but
tliero is another ciass who claim to
know the formula of this iciupdy and
ono Sunday school journal, wo aro told,
has prostituied its high and holy call
ing so far as to advertiso that for
twenty five cents it will send all new
subscribers a transcript of tho Warner
formula ! This formula, by tho way,
must bo a wouderfully kaleidoscopic
affair, for there is hardly a month
parses when somo papei- is not issued
which pretends to givo tho only cor
rect formula 1
Tho manufacturers inform us that
they would bo perfectly willing that
tlio publio should know" what the true
formula of Warners safe cure is. fncne
tbat havo been published are anything
ukuiij, uui, uyeu ii evrry man, woman
and child in tho United States wcro as
familiar with this formula as with their
A H C's, they could not compound
the remedy. It is impossible to obtain
tlio results that aro wrought by this
remedy if ono does not havo tho per-
icci. sKiu acquired uy years oi practice
for compounding and assimilating the
simple elements which enter into its
composition.
f ho learned Dr. Foster, the honored
head of Clifton Springs sanitarium,
onco said that having loughly analyzed
this remedy bo recognized that tho ele
ments Uiat compose it were simnlo but
ho attributed the secret of its power to
tho method of iu compounding, and
this method no ono knows except the
manuiaciurcrsnnii no ono can acquire it.
Our advico to our readers, therefore.
cannot bo too strongly emphasized.
As you would prefer virtue to vice,
gold to dross, physical happiness to
physical misery, shun tho imitatator
aud ruliiso thereby to lend your aid
financially to thoso who seek to get, by
trading upon another's reputation and
honesty, a salo for wares and goods
which on their meiits aro fit only to bo
rejected .as tho veriest refuse You can
neither nlford to patronize such peo
plo nor can you afford to tako their in
jurious compounds into your system.
When you call for Warners Safe
Cure seo that tlio wrapper is black with
white letters and that tho wrapper and
inoci near an imprint ol an iron saf e,
tlio trade mark, and that nsafo is blown
in the buck of the bottle and that a
perfect lc promissory note stamp is
over tho cork. You can't bo imposed
on if you observe theso cautions.
W o havo tlio highest respect for tho
remedy wo havo mentioned nnd the
highest regard for tho manufacture!.
and wo cannot loo highly commend
their dignified and considerato tone in
relation to thoso who would traduce
their fair name and ruin tho heat inter
est of tho publio in such matters.
In oaso of a barn or snald. thi m.
SCIltinl tiling is to PXcludo thn nir frnm
the injured member ns quickly and ns
completely ns pcssiuic. Tins may bo
accomplished by immersing tlio injured
part in water, not too cold, nndthpn ns
quickly as may be, cover with Hour to
tho depth of an Inch, if nosslblo. with.
drawing tho burned part from tho water
only as fast as tlio Hour can bo applied,
thus preventing pain. Cnnlloii: Never
apply ootton.wool or cotton lintlim in
a burn, and do not nw soda on n burn
unless tlio skin remains whole.
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Progro3sivo Euchro.
HOW Till. OA MB IS l'MYKI) IMI'OIITANCE
OK IITHJUKTTI?.
As ii variation, or addition, to tho
regular game, tlio innovation known as
progroosivo euchre possesses somo
claims to merit. Tho ordinary rules of
euchre govern the gane, with somo ob
vious exceptions, and n progressive
eiichto parly should consist of three
tables, of four persons. Littlo strips
of card board should bo prepared be
forehand, witli a loop of nbbon by
which they may bo attached to tho
(Ire's or coat of thu player. Ono of
lliesa is drawn by each person. Aro is
wiittcn on four cards, king on four
nnd queen on tho remaining four.
Those who draw tho aco slip tako tho
aco table, which is tlia highest in rank;
those witli tho king slips tako thu sec
ond nnd tho queens the third table,
which is tnu lowest in rank. Onu
amusing part of this gamo is tiial four
gentlemen may draw tho slips for llio
samo table, or four ladies, in which
case they aro doomed to play together,
for thu laws of progressive euchro aro
liko thoso of "the Medos and Peisians,
which alter not."
Tho players scaled at their respect
ive tables, thu game begins in earnest,
nud as soon as the nuo tablo has mado
five points a littlo bell at this tablo
is rung, which moans that tho other
tables is to stop playing, oven if they
aro nt tho very crisis of a game. This
is tantalizing sometimes, and tbo littlo
bell comes to be regarded as a cruel
fate. On tho other hand, tho nee tablo
is sometimes slow in its playing, which
gives tho other tables to go on making
points ad infinitum. On tho ringing of
tlio bell, lliojo who havo won tho gamo
at tho ao-j tablo aro decorated, not with
tho Cross of tlio Legion of Honor, or
even tho Victoria Cross, but with a
small wafer, which is attached to tho
strip of cardboard. This couplo re
tain their soits, whilo tho two defeated
ones move down to tho kiug table, and
tho successful players at thu king tablo
move up to the aco tablo. Thu same
chango is made in tho queen table, con
sequently a continual chango of part
ners is going on at all llio tables.which,
witli tho decoration of tho successful
players, occasions no small amount of
merriment.
Prizes aro given at tlio close of tho
game. Hero the ingenuity and fun of
tho hostess find nmplo scope. Ono
prize is given to tho best player, tlio
ono whoso strip of cardboard bears
most wafers. They should bo some
thing pretty, oven if very simplo and
inexpensive. The second prize is called
consolation and is given to tho least
Hiiccosssful player. This gift may be
something grotesque and have some
humorous verses attached, which will
add much to tho gayety of tho even
ing. When refreshments aro to bo
served, it is generally arranged at what
time tlio aco tablo shall stop playing.
A cessation of hostilites affords timo
for passing around somo slight refresh
ment. An elaborate supper seems out
of placo on such an occasion, as tho
players are usually anxious to return to
their game and decide their fates for
tbo evening.
If etiquette lie important in tho or
dinary affairs of life, how much moro
so is it in tlio card room and at tho
whist table, says a writer on tho game.
Etiquette is often but a form. At
whist, etiquetto is but a substance. If
a man will not send his card or call at
another's house, he may hope to bo for
given! but at whist, tho player who
does not attend to tho etiquetto pre
scribed by good tnsto and tho usages
of tho table, this offender will bo prop
erly shunned. Etiquetto in whist
phraseology, is a term synonymous
witli honest. In-atteution to tho eti
quette of tlio gamu causes moro bicker
ings and hcartichPR than tho worst
player out of Hedlnm, and goodness
knows tho bad players aro nearly stilllc
ient to drive ordinary penpio mad. Hut
because men and women aro bad play
trs surely thpro is no occasion to add to
their oilier offonces tho total disregard
of etiquette. Somo people nro so
thick-skinned that nothing short of a
penalty will over prevent thoir break
ing x rule. Theso uiop a card faco up
ward and snatch it up again and think
thoy havo dono something clever in
stead of having committed a heinous
ottence; or they lead nut of turn, nnd
when ultimately they got they send out
thu exposed card likp a llish of light- '
nig, ami again mink th-y l avo dono
Bonn thing clexer.
It is not. etiquette to got into a nas-
sion and throw down the cards. It is
not etiquette for tho voiiiil' whist ulav-
er to derido or bo angry with his scn-
mi-, i', in iii'.iiiug, you exprso an aco
and your adveisiries elect to let tho
deal stand, it is not etiquetto to mis
deal. In dealing it is not etiquetto to
count tlio cards on the table or in tlio
hand and then doolaro you havo not
done so to avoid a misdeal. It is not
etiquetto to bet with an outsider witli
out first offe'ing tho chanco to your
adversaries. Tho breach of this" law
causes moro anger than any other. It
is not etiquetto to wrangle with your
opponent on any disputed point when
tiiuro is a iiysi.inner to whom you can
refer. Such bystander having decided,
although you think him wrong, it is
not etiqiu tto to further arguo tbo point,
urn ii, m ruijuciiQ io suninit with good
grace. Having revoked ouco it js not
etiquette to revoke again to cover your
blunder; nor is it etiquetto to mako any
exclamation calling your adversaries'
luit'iiuuii io mo met mat you have re
voked. Tho excitable and talkalivo
players may bear this iu mind, and thoy
will do well to remember that at wliist
nothing should bo said during the play
of the hand.
Quieted the Bully,
Tho bnllviner 111 fill 11 01' of tlio fi(rmiti
students is proverbial, as is nlso their
mama lor aliening, it was at Heidel
berg that a (iniet citizen lnavlnr ilm
cars said to a swaggering student:
,.. n... 1! , -
.j.,, iu niu iiiutvtiing hid i jveep
back a littlo bit, sir I"
Thu student turned fiprf-nlir nn.l snl.l
in n loud tono : "Do you not like it ?
en, 6ir, l am at your servico when
over you ploaso 1 '
Oh, thank you I" said tlio traveler ;
your offer is very kind, and you may
carry my vnliso to tho hotel for me.''
Tho student lied amid shouts of
laughter.
Chicago pie bakers live only fifteen
years, Do their customers murder
them, or do thoy ent their own pies V