THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
Jones Took it Sick.
"Say dear," RaUl an Kvansvlllo wife
to hor husband, "that illmo you gavo
mo this morning for milk was no good.''
"Didn't givo you no bad dime,"
growled Jones.
"You did too, I guess I know."
"No, I nover. You've been getting
Rome dauged ribbons or something
down town, and they gavo it to you in
cliango. Women ain't got no fionso no
how.
"Hut you handed it to mo youmclf."
"Didn't."
"Yes you did and I want you to
tako it back."
"I won't."
"Yes you will, you old wretch."
"Won't."
"Well you just will now; you seo if
you don't- I'll show you if women
haven't got sense."
At noon Airs. Jonas was all smiles.
nnd waited on her husband so nicely
that ho iolt like telling her that ho had
given her the dime, and was sorry, and
would L'ivo her another, but concluded
ho would wait till ovening. As sho
handed him a nico picco of pie, sho re
marked : William, you'll have to eat
tins in a hurry j its nearly time to go
to tho office." William bolted it down,
but all of a sudden gagged, and thon
swallowed something as it it hurt him.
"Mary Jane," said he, "I list swal
lowed something that didn't feel right.
What do you supposo could havo got
into that pioi
"How did it feel, William t"
"Oh, sorter hard and round."
"Well, I cuess it was that dime.
You said I couldn't make you tako it
back, but 1 guess you vo got it now,
You may keen it."
Jones is still keeping it.
DisrosiNG ok Eaiu.y Fotatoes. It
is tho manner of disposing of a crop
which makes tho profit in nearly all
1 .! . i
cases, uiu especially is una uuu in ru
card to early potatoos. To get tho
best price, thero must bo in tho market
as soon as possible ; a week will givo
one an opportunity of disposing of a
wbolo crop boloro a competitor can
bring in his produco and tho prices fall.
Now potatoos are easily damaged;
the skin slips readily, and this spoils
their appearance, and of courso their
value. Tuo use of a convenient pack
ago for tho potatoes, in which they can
be handled and carried to tho consum
er, brings them to him in the nicest
possiblo shape Purchasers liko to Seo
neat, clean packages, anil aro ploascu
to know when thov contain full meas
ure. A splint basket makes an excel
lent package, but is not economical of
room, anil ono basket cannot bo set up
on another without rubbing tho pota
toes. If tho baskots aro mado square,
with straicrht sides, thov aro better.
But a wooden box is moro durable and
convenient. It should bo sixteen inches
long, thirteen and one-quarter inches
wide, and thirteen inches deep; this
makes ono heaped bushel when tho box
is level full, containing two thousand
seven hundred and fifty-two cubio
inches. Such boxes Ho closo together
in a wagon box and no space is lost.
American Agriculturist for July.
Bedloe's Island.
ISedlou's Island, tbo site of Barth-
oldi's Statuo of Liborty, was named
after its owner, Isao liedloo, previous
to 1G70. whin an instrument was
issued by tho Govornor of Now Xork
to Bedloe, in which it was .stated that
in consideration ol improvements mado
future be known as Lovo Island, and
should bo a privileged place, whero uo
arrest could bo mado or warrant serv
ed except by special consent of tho
Governor. After tho doath of Bedloo
the Island fell to Mb daughter, Mrs,
Mary Smith, whoso trustees sold it to
Captain Aenneuy, ot the iiritish army.
for 100, by whose namo it wag gener
ally known until purchased by New
York City in 1750 for a pest houso site.
In 1800 the island was conveyed to
the United states, and iortilicatious
began in 1814. In 1811 the Btar-shap-
cd fort called Fort Wood was built at
a cost of $214,000, and it would mount
seventy guns and hold a garrison of
350 men. .During tho civil war the
island and its buildings wero used for
hospital purposes. In later years the
name Bedloe's Island becamo tho ex
clusive ono used to designate it, though
Lovo Island appears by thojrecord to
be its legal name.
Paying a voter's poll tax is, under.
uiu uuiisuiuuuii, ruguruuu ;ia giving uiu
voter a valuable consideration and is
good ground for the forfeiture of his
right of suttragc. Judge Fell, of Phil
ndclpbia, has recently delivered a deeis
ion in a school director contested elec
tion case, reaffirming this view. The
Jtidgo says: "Tho man who should
havo his grocery bill or any other debt
paid lor mm cn nn inducement or con
sideratioti to get him to vote would bo
held clearly In violate this hcclioit
Yel, in principle, thero is no difference
between plying his taxes and paying
any other of his debts." Tho cam
paign funds rained by tho political as
NC'Ksment of officeholders under former
administrations were used to debauch
the elections in this way, as well as to
pay voters in cash. In many 'instances
runt, groceries, coai, iurmiure and oili
er household effects wero purchased
for thoso who wero willing to sell their
votes.
Tho ttulh is, tho man who has no
more appreciation of his rights as an
American citizen nor respect for liis
manhood than to allow somu politician
to pay his voting lax at most but a
low cer.is on o moderation of con
trolling tho latter's vote, is tiuwoithy
oi uaviiig uiu piiviiegu in uiu iraiv
ehise.
M. K. Jnhiuon has given tho follow
inn receipt for Htaimiint; textile maltr
ials indelibly: Dinsolvo twerty-lwo
parts of carbonate of soda in eighty-five
I mis oi giyceiine ami uiu into the so
lution twenty pails of gum nrahic,
uishouc eleven parts ot nitrate ol silv
cr in twenty parts of officinal water of
timnionin. Mix these two solutions
and heat the mixture to boiling.
When tho liquid has acquired a dark
color stir into it ton parts of Venico
turpentine. Apply tho resulting ink
with n stamp to tho tabries, and sub
ject tho iinpreceions to natural or niti
licial lioat.
Tho first germ of photography, ns
nil art, is supposed to havo been pre
sented in nn experiment at PrioslyV,
mado about a hundred yours ngo.
From that timo the subject wis studied
by many scientists, without nnv deeid
cd result, down to 1889. In that year,
Dagucnc, in France, and Talbot, in
England, succeeded in taking portraits
by what was tor a tune called the
Daguerreotype process. Their disoov.
cries were improved upon, and tho
namo of photograph, which means
sun-writing was given to tho process.
In hours of recreation tho well train
cd mind is active, not passive. Tho
rest it craves consists in change of sub
ject. not In cessation of thought.
Baiting Paths.
Uvcrv or.o knowa how difficult it is
to rcmovo weeds from tho gardon walk
when they have onco bcooino rooted
and grounded. Salt is ono of tho rem
edies most frequently employed, and
lliu iuiiowing is saui to uu uiu van nujr
of applying It! Boil tho salt in water,
ono pound to the gallon, mhI pour tho
tnlxturo boiling hot out of n watering
K)t with spreading uo.o. This will
Keep weeds and worms away for two
or three years. In subsequent appli
cations tho solution may bo somewhat
wcakor. It will bo n well to tnko
care that nemo of tho liquid falls on tho
garden mold.
Tho poisonous properties of stock
ings dyed with tho brilliant niiillno
dyes, it is said, may bo rendered harm
less by dipping tho article in a bath
of rubber dissolved in naptha or somo
other reagent. This having been
done, subsequent evaporation lias the
effect to cover each fibre with a thin
film of rubber, and by this moans tho
transfer of tho coloring material from
tho goods to tho skin is prevented.
malarial
poison.
Tho principal cause ot nearly all sickness nt this
tlinnnf tho i oar lias Ha orlirln In a disordered Llv-
cr, wlilch, It not regulated In time, great suHerlnjr
wreicncuilUHS uuu ueiuu wm unsuu, a kuiiui;iiiuii
wrttlnx trom South America says i "I havo used
vnur Hlmmons Uver Ileirulator with eood effect.
both osn prevention and euro for Malarial Fevers
on tuo istumus oi ranama."
(:o:)
TAKE
Simmons' Liver Regulator
A PURELY VEGETABLE MEDICINE
An Effectual Specific
FOR
MALAIttAI. VUVKfiS.
BOWEL COMPLAINTS,
JAUNDICK,
cot.tr,
ItESTLKSSNKSS,
MIOTAL llF.ritKRSlON.
BlUlt JlUAUAUlll'.,
CONSTIPATION,
11ILIOUSKESS,
DVMl'lill3IA,AC.
-( .o:-)-
It you feel drowsy, debilitated, havo frequent
headache, mouth tastes badly, poor appetite, and
tonsuo coated, you aro surfcrlm,' from torpid liver
or "biliousness." nnd nothing will euro you so
speedily anu permanently as to isko
SIMMONS' LIVER REGULATOR.
It Is given with safety, and tho happiest results
to tho most delicato Infant. It takes tho place of
qulnlno nnd bitters ot every kind. It Is tho cheap
est, JlUIVSli Mill m.3li 1UU111J lULMlVlug 111 WIU "VI
J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Phila,
SOLD BY ALL DRUQQISTS.
may S'J-iy
Statuo of "Liberty Enlightening
tho World."
Tho committee la chargo of tho construction ot
the baso and pedestal for tho reception ot this
great work, IN OltDElt TO MA1SE FUNDS KOIt
ITS COMPLETION, havo prepared n miniature
SWAlltoP.'rceTKnvefed', whiclT'they are "now
delivering to subscribers throughout tho United
estates at ONE DOLLAR EACH.
This attractive souvenir nnd Mantel or Desk or
nament Is a perfect fac-slmllo of the model mm.
lshcd by tho artist.
Tho statuette In Bamo mctahtwclvo Inches high,
nt rivjs DULLAiis each, delivered.
Tho designs of Statuo and Pedestal aro protected
byU. 8. Patents, and tho models can only bo fur
nished by this Committee. Address, with remit
tance, RICHARD BUTLER, Secretary.
American commlttco of tho statuo; ot Liberty.
33 Mercer Street, New York.
number and gas fitter. Hear of Schuyler's hard,
waro store
Bloomsburg, Pa.
All kinds of fittings for steam, gas .and water
pipeg constantly on uanu.
Hoofing and spouting attended to at short no
nce.
Tlnwnro of overy description mado to order.
Orders left at Schuyler 4 C'o's., hardware store
win do promptly niicu.
Special attention given to beating by steam and
not waier.
ys-ly
Nftnflin A linndsomo VAHE LAMP given
nntTP.R wltlin 5 order for Tea nndi'oir
?3 UUIf flll eu. An Iron Mono uiiamiieh
o vrii" SET, 10 pieces, or a TEA SET, 41
iiIwim. nr n handsomo llHONZE HANOINd LAMP
given with a Jioordcr. A CIIAMHEH SET ofio
pleces,wlth blue, maroon or pink band or an I HON
STONE CHINA TE SET of M pieces, or a CILASS
SET ofW plecos given with ut!2 order, 11ANU.
SOME PHEMIUMS, consisting ot Decorated China
Waro In Tea sets, also Dinner nnd Tea Sets com
bined, and Chamber Sets, etc, etc., given with
orders for $18, ta), tis, i as and w. send for clreu
lar, which will give you full particulars. (1HAN1)
umur l l-iA Kium Jim, duuiu jmuiu bu,
Wilkes narro, ra. ncaaquar
tcrs so Front street, Now
York city.
may 15-ly
B.
P. HAUTilAM
mrHiisiNTS mi roLLowiva
AMKltlCAN INSUUANOK COMPANIES
North American ot Philadelphia.
Franklin, " "
lennsylvanla, " "
York, of Punnsylvanla.
Hanover, of N. Y.
oueens, of London.
North IMllsh, ot Lonilon.
omco on Markut struct, Nn, s, llloomsburg.
oct. 14, I -
Important to Canvassers.
WANTED. Mto CunvaJKers In every county In
urn 1'iiiitiu riuiiT, in M-ii ruA n i a I r,a i Jlnvr:i(
H1IILE SAD IHO.V. whlelicninlilnpstwn M.iil Irnnu
lDllsher, Fluter, Ac, ono Iron doing tho work ot
uu vmirowi ui uruiuury irons, is suii'iieaunir ny
iras or alcohol tiiinn. DDKS away wri'ii nm
KITCHENS. I'rloo moilerato. A largo nnd lost Ing
Incomu Insured to good canvaasers. Address, lor,
circulars, Ac, Fox had ihon CO., to Heado st.
... . . O UI 1U-1IY
Parker's Tunic.
It gives tono anil power. For complaints or thft
kidney, bowciH.stomach, liver and luugs,for all the'
subtlu troubles of women and for t Iionu boiUly ilu.
orders Induced by nnxlety.euro anil mental strain,
lis effects will surprise and charm you. it Is not
un csm'iktu ui Kiugur. iHiiiuiuus u uiu palate, uu
I Mom to the liquor habit, nnd oxcoedlugly help
ful to the aged and fccblii. vu, and tl.ni bles.
H1SCO.V & CO., New York.
Jul) 84, d.
SUUSORIIIE FOR
THE COLUMIUAN,
51.00 A YICAR.
Amputation of tho Log,
Money Is tho universal 'necessity, and nono but ft
cynlo or a fool will ntloct to desplso It. Mr.
Abram KUsworth, ot Port Kwen, Ulster county, N.
Y., had realized this truth. Ills dlseaso involved
thowholoot Ills thlgli-bono, and tho .uttering
man looked forward, not without apparent reason,
to death as his only delivery. Tho family physi
cians refused to amputate tho limb, asserting that
tho operation would kin tho patient on tne spot.
Dr. AirM KENNEDY, of Itondotlt, N, Y., who was
consulted, held a different orlnlon and amputated
tho llmu. Tlio Doctor then administered freely
his great Mood Upcclna FAOHITE HEMKDY to
afford tono and strength to tho system and pro
vent tho return ot tho disease, and Mr. Ellsworth
remains to this day In tho bloom of health. This
gentleman's dlieaso was tho offspring ot tout
blood, and Kennedy EAV0H1TE JtEMEDY purl,
nod tho blood and restored tho blood and restored
to him tho power onco moro to enjoy his llfo. Aro
you suffering from any dlseaso traeoablo to tho
same causo? TryFavoritc llemedy. Your drug,
gist has 1U ONE DOLLAH u bottle. Hear In mind
tho proprietor's namo and address i Dr. David
Kennedy, Hondout, N. Y.
To keep tho blood pure Is tho principal end ot
Inventions nnd discoveries In medicine To this
object probably no ono has contributed moro Big.
nally than Dr. David Kennedy, ot Hondout, N. .,
In the production of a meillclno which lias becomo
famous under tho tltloot tho "FAVOIIITK HUM.
EDY." It removes nil Impurities ol the lllood, reg
ulatea tho disordered LUer and Kidneys, cures
Constipation, Dyspepsia and all diseases and
weaknesses posullar to females. ,
::, & so,
Offer to tho Trade their Fino Urand ot Cigars.
Tho Landros,
Henry Clay,
Normal,
Samson, and
Cosmopolitan
Eino Fruits and Fino Confectionery
on hand, i' resh every week. Blooms
burg, l'a. Fob. 27
BLOOMSBURG PLANING MILL
Tho undorslgncd having put his Planing Ml
on Kallrokd Stroot, In ilrst-cioss condition, Is pro
parod to do all kinds ot work In his Hue.
FRAMES, SASH, DOORS,
BLINDSj MOULDINGS,
FLOORING, Etc.
furmskcd at reasonablo prices.. All lumber used
Is well soasoncd and none Dot skilled workmen
aro employed.
ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS
furnished on application. Plans nnd spccinca
ions proparoa oy an oxponunceu uruuxuiowau
CHARLES KRUG,
BIooniNburg, I'n
TOr4SORJiL RJDOiJIS.
THE OLD STAND
under tho Kxchango Hotel, sUU takes tho lead.
Hair Dressing, ShaMng, Dyeing, Shampooing and
all work In my Unoprumptly and neatly done.
BILLIARD & POOL TABLES.
James Rcilly,
Jan 30-tf Proprietor.
M, C. SLOAN & BRO.,
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
Manufacturers of
CARRIAGES BUDDIES, PHAETONS.
SLEIQHS, PLATFORM WAOONS, &C.
First-class work always on band.
REPAIRING NEA TLY DONE.
Prices reduced to tuit the timet,
COURSEN, CLEMONS & CO.
Limited,
Importers and Wholesalo Dealers in
Crockery, ttlasswnre, Tablo and l"ockct Cutlery,
Window (Jlass, and Platcil-ware,
Tho so candle-power marMi electric lamp.
Tho celebrated Pinafore Durncr.
Bird Cafes, Fruit Jars.
4S Lackawanna Avenue. SCHANTON, Pa.
may l-iy
ntlCE LIST OP
ROOFING SLATE
On Cars at Quarry.
No. l siato $.1.(0 to $1.00
No. 1 lllb siato ioo to :U'3
seconds, 3.U0
No. s Mb Slate a.w
J, I.. HDI.L,
ss Lackawanna Avenue, Scranton, Pa
may ss-ly
CLOTHING!
CLOTHING !
Hi -
THE ARTIST
w a? m m
AND
MERCHANT TAILOR
Who always givea you the latest
styles, and cuts your clothing to fit
you. Having had the experience lor n
number ol ears in tho Tailoring Bimi
iiess, has learned what material will
givo liis customers tho liest satisfaction
for wear and style and will try to
pleaso all who givo him a call. Also
on hand
Gents' Furnishing Goods
OK ALL DDSCWITIONS.
HATS, CAPS, AND UMBRELLAS
Alwnys of tho latest styles. Call anil ex.
amine lilsvstock before purchasing else
where. Corner Main ifc Market Sts.
iliirg, Pa.
April ss-ly
Scrantoaa House,
-OX TUB LUItOPEAN PLAN.
Victor Kooh, Propi'iotor,
Itoomg aro heated by steam, well ventilated and
elegantly furuWied. finest liar and Luuch Coun
tcr In tho city.
Moiils to order at nil hours Ladles and dents
restaurant furnished Willi all delicacies ot tho
Ijocailoa near V.US W. 11. IDenotjScranton,
Blooi
"?f arylaiul. My Mnrylnutt."
rrctty Wives,
Lovely daughters and noblo men."
"My farm lies In a rattier low anil mlas.
malic situation, and
'.My wife!"
"Who?"
'Wns n very pretty blonde!"
Twenty years ngo, became
"Sallow!"
"Ilollow-cyedl"
"Withered nnd nged I"
"Hcforo her time, from
"Malarial vapors, though she mnilc no
particular complaint, not being ot tho
grumpy kind, yet causing mo great uneasi
ness. "A short time ngo I purchased your
remedy for ono of tho children, who had a
very severe attack ot biliousness, nnd It oc
curred to mo that thoicmcdy might help
my wife, as I found that our little girl upon
recovery had
"Lostl '
"Iter sallowncss, nnd looked as fresh as
n new blown daisy. Well tho story Is soon
told. My wife, to-day, 1ms gained her old
limed beauty with compound Interest, nnd
Is now as handsomo a matron (If I do say It
myself) as can be fouund In this county,
which Is noted for pretty women. And I
have only Hop Hitlers to thank for It.
"Tho dear crcaturo just looked over my
shoulder, and says 'I nan llnt'.cr equal to
the days of our courtshlp,'nnd that reminds
mo there might bo more pretty wives If my
brother farmers would do ns I havo done."
Hoping you may long bo spared to do
good, I thankfully remain
C. L. Jasiks,
IIbi.tsvij.i.k, Prince (leorgo Co., Md , 1
May 20th, 1883. f
irNono gcnulno without a bunch of green
Hops on tho whlto label. Minn all tho vile, pol
onous stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" In their name.
T5" A T T Q VEGETABLE
AiiJUJu D SICILIAN
Hair Renewer.
Soldom d03 a popular remedy In mich a
strong hold uikiu tlio public confidence as has
Hall's Haiu He.sxwlii. Thocasiwluuhlch
it has accomplished a complete restoration ot
color to tuo hair, and vigorous health to Uiu
scalp, aro Innumerable.
Old peoplo like It for Its wonderful owor to
rcstoro to their w likening locks their origin!
color and beauty. Middle-aged oplo liko It
becauso It prevents them from getting bald,
koeps dandrutf away, and makes tlio hair
grow thick and strong. Young Indies Ilk It
as n dressing becauso It gives tho hair n beau
tiful glossy lustre, and enables them to dress
It In whatever form thcy'u lh. Thus It is the
farorlto of all, and It has becomo so simply
bocauso It disapiioiuts no one.
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
roil tiiu iviiiski:us
Has becomo ono of the most important popu
lar toilet articles for gentlemen's uso. When
tho beard Is gray or naturally of nn undo
Dlrnblo shade, IIucki.noiiam's Dvb is tho
remedy.
rnr.i'Annn nv
It. V. Unll & Co., Xnslma, N.H.
Sold by all Druggists.
8UPERIOR '
SPECTACLES AND EYE GLASSES
MICROSCOPES, TELESCOPES.
FIELD-GLASSES, MAGIC LANTERNS,
BAROMETERS, THERMOMETERS,
Drawing Instruments, 1'hllosophlral nnd
Chemical Appnrntna.
List And Descriptions of our Ten GsUloguos sent
FltEK on application.
QUEEN CO.
924 Chestnut St. PHILADELPHIA.
fcbO-lv
$50 REWARD.
KOK
Every Ouneo of Adulteration
1NTIIK
y Pr
THE WONDERFUL 3-LB BAB.
JIAPH ONLY 1IY
Gowans & Stover,
Buffalo, N. Y.
For salo by all first-class grocers.
April 10-l-yr r
Read and Save Money,
Now is tlio time to Build.
Nol Herman 1'lneSldlng 5 or o in.
wido ir on
No 1 Inch siding planed, 1 1 on
per m.
" uemiocK Herman siding, o Inch lion
" " lloorlng, ii im
" whlto plno " 17 ()
" yellow " " in no
" burraced plno boards, i" oo
" sawed plno shingles, it no
No 2 " 2 J
NO 3 " " " 1 75
No l sap sawed plno shingles, 1 75
" hemlock sawed " lu
" heart shaved plno " from 50Oto7 tu
" Hap " " " " 3(JLO40
nemiocK 4 uo to 4 50
- Hiuugiu lain
75
" plastering lath,
Hemlock fencing,
" guaged fencing 0 Inch wide,
" imnrd4 1IMn1.Mnr.li.ul.il,
!! (II
1) CO
10 00
10 HO
" bills any slzo from Jiobotoltoo
I keep a full stock of tho
nliove kinds of Lumber always
on hand, and will sell at these
prices during year of 1885.
Orangoville, Columbia Co., Pa.
apr 3. Cm
Is attended by an In- CatarrH
named conllllon ofthtl
lining membrane ot the
nostrils, tcar-ductt
and throat, alfectlngl
tho lungs. An acrid
mucus U secreted, the
dLschnriO li accompa
nied with a burning
sensation. Thero are
son ere spasms or sneez
ing, fniiuent attacks.
ui ucuiLieuu, water)
and Inflamed eves.
Kly's Cream Halm Is n
real euro for this dls-
exsn nnd can bo do-jAVl?PCrsa
peuded upon. - JTJ.w Kt W
A partlclo Is applied Into each nostril and H
ngreeabio to uso. rrlco 5") cents by mall or at
druggists, send tor circular. KI.Y llltoTHKUS,
Druggists, Ovtego.N. Y, Julyai.d.
E. B. BROWER
OAS FITTING & STEAM HHATINO.
DI-LKlt IN
STOVES &TINWARE.
All kinds of work in Sheet Iron, Hoof
ing nnd Spouting promptly
attended to.
HOSlrlct attention given to heating by steam.
Corner of Main & East Sts.,
Rloomsburg, Pa.
WANTFni!NTKUJaE!,Ti Ambitious. Encr
I .1 1 F. . I i P "xy Id) our orJrrs In hi
reotlo.
I SUU-
A MAN II . 'wiouiuio iioiiHo, ncii-rt
dltrcrunt ilriartnu-iil. f, A II V.K I SI.
UA5
iY 11110., JJOX 1,1M3 1CYIS 3 U
$100
July 10-4w
Soap
sIsHsIP'STTTcbHbi
sV7nr7.T7T(iTV
Small, But a Match for a Bit: Swindler.
A good-looking, middlo-ascd man,
whoso slow Ktcp octokenlng feebleness
of licaltli, says tho Now York Tribune,
entered a litllo shop down town, yes.
terday, and mirohased a wicker basket
for 81.25. IIo look out n roH ot bille,
looked them over, and then paid :
"I find I havo nothing smaller than a
10 bill. If you will send your boy to
my ollleo with S3 75 in ohange, I will
givo him n $5 In payment." The boy
was sent out a few minutes after the
man bad gone, with the chnimo for tho
85 bill in Ills pocket. When lie icaeb
cd tho toi of tho stairs on tbo lloor of
tho building in which the man said he
had nn olliee, he wns greeted by the
purchaser, who took tho change.
"My boy, I find I haven't got a ?5
bill," Bald he, in a very benevolent way.
"Would you mind wailing hero until I
go down into tho street and get this
810 bill broken t"
Tho oftlco boy was anxious nbout tho
8:1.75 which he had given tlio man.
IIo looked at tbo man slinrply, as if to
discover his game, but ho appeared to
havo such an honest face that tho boy
decided not to say anything about it,
but would keep bis cyo open nil the
same. As soon as tho mild-inauncrcil
man had reached the street the boy
followed, but kept out of sight as much
ns possible. IIo soon discovered that
tho man with his money had recovered
tho active uso of bis legs and was hur
rying down the street at a surprising
rato of speed. The boy hesitated no
longer. IIo ran swiftly down the street
until he camo up behind the fugitive,
and then drawing back liis fist ho de
livered a sudden blow at the man's
backbone, which had tho effect of tip
ping him over upon tho sidewalk.
"dive mo my 83.75," said the boy,
thrusting his hand into tlio man's face.
Tho man pulled out tho change, gavo
it to the messenger, and then, without
wniting to explain tlio matter to a po
liceman who camo up, rushed around
tho corner In great haste.
'That man has been playing that
littlo gamo for soveral months nnd has
made money by it," said a business man
who saw tho incident nnd heard tho
boy's story. "Hoy, you aro a plucky
fellow and will raako a first-class po
liceman if you keep on."
"No Hies on me," ho replied, as ho
gavo tho merchant a wink and threw
a banana skin at a stray doy.
Tho annual death rato in tho city of
Moxico is stated at 50 in every 1000 of
tbo population.
In Japan there aro thrco political
parties, thoJ.Tuitos, who favor a repub
lic; tho Kokentos, who are Imperialists,
and the Kaishintos, whoso general
position is opposition to any form of
government which may bo in power.
At present tho Kokentos aro under
stood to havo the lead.
Tho organ in tho Cathedral of tlio
Incarnation at Garden City, N. Y., is
distributed in four different parts of
the building, and controlled by eleclrio
action with twenty-one miles of wire.
It is operated by steam power, has 115
stops and 7252 pipes. Except that at
Riga, Kusaia, it is tho largest in tho
world.
A recent report states that of tho
21,21-1 inhabited houses in Dublin,
Ireland, 7234 aro occupied by two or
more families, and that of tlio 51,735
families in tho city no las than 32,202
live in 7252 houses containing 48,11-1
rooms, thus giving one room and a
half to each family, somo of which aro
iwlv. . niimbor.
Fifteen railroad companies owning
1121 miles of road, havo been sold un
der foreclosure Ibis year, but not until
they had managed to shove upon the
market nearly seventy-five million dol
lars iu stocks and bond, Thirty-six
other railroads arc in the hands ot lie
ceivers, having 0,4-10 miloa of road and
stocks and mortgage bonds in tho bands
of a confiding public, together making
tho gross sum of 831G,780,000. Of
course, thero naist bo a liquidation.
Those bankrupt concerns cannot much
longer keep their noses above water.
They will go into tho hands of secured
creditors for a quarter of their original
cost. Tho stockholders and bondhold
ers will lose a great deal of money.
Hut presently, when tho farmers get a
good crop again and business begins to
move in its accustomed channels, there
will bo now organizations of these rail
road companies and now issues of
stocks and bonds to twico or thrice the
valuo of tho property on which they
aro based. Will there bo a now crop
of fools to put their monoy into the
hands of tho Bharpers who will engi
neer tho next inflation of railroad se
curities '! J'hild. llecoMl.
I)or.s Tiiundkii Tuit.v Mn.it Souk.
What does make milk sour much moro
on showery days than on others! My
answer is, heat and a cliango of tem
perature. The conditions which favor
this answer aro these, that a thunder
shower is almost invaiiably preceded
by a hot wave. However clear the sky
may be, if timing tho day tho temper
ature rises rapidly, and tho air is hot
and muggy, wo may confidently look
for a thunder shower and tho milk to
bo sour. IK. G. TsCouard, in Ameri
can Dairyman.
Tim savage certitude of the Now
York Sun when it was ascertained for
sure that Apiiointco Noyes wns Index
Noyes, of Ohio, reminds us of the im
portunate widow who desired to coin
municato with the dead husband. She
asked: "Is it ically such a dreadful
place, Johnf "Not nt all; Heaven
U a delightful place." "Mr. Medium,"
said tho widow, turning to that peisou
age, "you have called up tho wrong
man,''
Several famous writers and orators
of ISostou wero speaking of their lee
turo experiences, when tho subject of
pay was brought up. Each was cer
tain that ho had received the smallest
sum. Hut Dr. Holmes mado a climax
by saying: i'Lieten, gentlemen. I had
engaged to givo a lecturo for five dol
lars. After it was over a gravo-look-ing
deacon came to mo and said, ' Mr.
Holmes wo agreed to givo you five
dollars, but your talk wasn't just what
wo expected, and I guess that tow
fifty will dew."
ALL KIND OK ,IOH JMtlNTI Nu
ON SHOUT NOTICE
AT THIS OFFICE.
n iiUrrs Known.
HI
1 J i ll .tV9 8 .V A L J, J J .T J
rrontliormrillr In oknown so effectually purges
Um Wood of dcep-scatcd diseases. . . , ,,
Millions bear testimony to Its wonderful
Cnratlva Heels. .... ,
II Im n purely Vejretnlilo rretinrnllon.mnda
from tlio nsllvo litrbs nuil roots of California, tlio
medicinal properties of lilch aro extracted there
from without tlio use of Altohol.
It rcnioie-, tlio cause ot disease, and tho
patient rerovcrs his lienltli. .
It In tlio urcnl lllonil Purlller and Life
jtlvlns Principles n (Initio rurpitho and Tonics a
IH-rri-ct Itcnovolor nnd Invliroratnr ' tlio system.
Norcrlicforo In tlio Malory of lha world lias n medicine
liocn compounded imssesslng tlio power of ViNEOAn
Hitters In licnllng tho sick of ctry disease man Is
Tlni Atlernllvc, Aperient, Plapliorclle, Car.
tnlnallve, Nutritious Ijiiatlvc, rVdativc. Counter
irritant, Sndorinc, Anll-llillou, Solvent, Diuretic and
Tonic properties of Vistnin Hitters exceed thoso
cf nny other mcdlclno In tho world.
No person ran lako tho Hitters nceordinff to
directions and remain Ions miHill, pimldcd lliolr
Iwtios aro not destroyed liy mlneinl poison or other
means, nnd tho ltuloigaU9wttltil bejoud tuo point
0lHt"lloil, Kcinllleiil, Intermittent nnd Ma
larial l'cicrs aro prevalent throughout the Lulled
States, particularly In tlio inlleys of our irrcat rhcis
nnd their vai-t tilbntniles during tlio Bummer and
Autumn, especially during seasons of uuueual heat
ntid dryness.
Tlicno I'cvcrs aro Invariably neeompnnled by
rxlenslvo derangements of tho stomach, liver and
liocR In (heir treatment, a purgative, exerting n
iwwerful Influence upon these organs, Is absolutely
licrrssary, ..... ,
There In no cntlinrtlc. for tlio purposo equal
to Dr. .1. Walueh's Vineiiaii Hitters, ns It will
speedily remoto tlio dark-rolored lscld matter with
whlelilho Imncls aro loaded, nt tho saino tlmo sllmll
lnllng tho secretions of Iho liver, nnd generally
restoring tho healthy lunctlons of tho digestive
"fortify tlio liody ngalnst dLcasoliy purifying
all Its uiilds Willi Vimoau Hitters. No ipldciuic
can take hold of nsjslem Urns forearmed.
It Inrlsornlt-N lliu sioniiiili and stimu
lates tho torpid Liver and Honels, cleansing tho
Mood of all Impurities, imparting llfo and vigor to
tho frame, and carrying on without the old of
Calomel, or other minerals all poisonous matter
from the system. It la easy of administration,
prompt In action, nnd certain In its results.
II) pcpiiior UMlltfi-Mloii, Headache, rain
In tho Hioulders Coughs Tightness of tho Chest,
l"neumonl.i, Dizziness, Had Taste iu tlio Jloutli,
Hilious Attacks, Palpitation of tho Heart, nnd n,
hundred other painful symptoms, aro at once;re
lleveil by Vineoak Ditteiis.
for Inllitiiiiiiiilor' nnd Chronic Rheuma
tlsm, Gout, Neuralgia, Diseases of tho lllood, l.iver,
Kidneys and Bladder, tlio Hitters lmvo no equal.
In these, ns In all constitutional Diseases, Wjlkeb s
Vineoak Hitteiis lias shown Its great cumtito
poners In the most obstinate and Intractable
caies , ,
Itlccliniilciil llltcitM'.. rernonscngngcilln
Taints and Minerals, such ns Plumbers, Type
setters, tlold-bi-aters, nnd Jllneis, ns they nilianeo
in life, aro subject to l'aratyhls of tho How els.
To guard against this, tako occasional doses of
Vineoar Hitteiis.
Skin lil'ii.c.,Rcrofu!a, Salt Ttheum, ulcere,
Swellings, llmples, Pustules, llolls. Carbuncles,
Hlng-woims, Hcald-hcad, Boro I'yes, I'.ryslrelas,
Itch, Scurfs, DUcoloratlons, Humors nnd diseases
of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, ale liter
ally dug up and carried out of the system In a short
time by the use of the Bitters. ,
Tin, Taponnd other AVormx, lurking In
tlio system of so many thousands, aro effectually
destroyed and removed. No system of medicine,
no vermifuges, no anthelmintics, will freo tho
system from worms liko Vinegar Hitters.
HI citslcN, Scnrtet I'l-ver, Mumps, Whooping
Cough, and all children's diseases may lw nindo
less severe by keeping tho bowels open w ith mild
doses of tho Bitters. This wonderful remedy 13
especially ndapteil to tlio systems of children, for
purifying herbs nlone givo it Its remarkable cura
tive powers. It contains uo alcohol, optuuir
other poison.
For I'eninlo Complaints. In young or old,
married or single, at tlio d.iwn of womanhood, or
the turn of life, this Bitters has no eounl.
Cleanse tlio Vitiated lllood when Its Im
purities burst through tho skin In Kniptions or
Sores; cleanso it when obstructed and sluggish in
tlio veins', clennsoit when it Is foul; your feelings
w ill U-ll you w lieu, and tho health of tho system w ill
follow. . . ,
In conclusion i dive tho Hitters n trial. It
will siH-ak for itself. One liottle Is a better guar
antee of its merits than a lengthy ndvertlsemeut.
Around each botllcurcfuUdlrcctluusprlutcd
In dUTcrent lauguages.
It. II. nicDonntd Ilrntr Co., Proprietors,
gau Francisco, Cat., ami r,2. Ki Jc Kts Washington fit..
Cor. Charltou bt., Ntw York,
Sold hy all Dealers ami Druggists.
yAINWHIGHT & CO.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
Philadelphia
TEAS, -SYllDl'S, COFFER, SUO All, MOL VSSte
RICE, SriCE3.B!CAkBS0DA.C,,C.
N. E. Corner Second and Arch streets.
Ifurderswlll rccolvo prompt ntto ntln
RAILROAD TIME TABLE.
Pennsylvania Railroad.
Il-i
Philadelphia & Erie R. R. Divis
ion, and Northern Central
Railway.
N
TIME TABLE.
In caoct July, stu, 1883. Trains leave bun
bury.
EAbTWAItD,
ti.Wn. m., se.t Shoro Express (dally except
Sunday), for Il.trrlsbuig anil lutermeillatestnllons.
nrilvluif nt Philadelphia 3.15 p. in.; NowYoik
CWp. in. ; Baltimore, 4.10 p.m.; Vi'ashlnirton,
6.Wp. m connecting- nt 1'lilladelphl.i foralliseil
bhoio points. ThiougU pasbcnirer coacli to
Philadelphia.
. ...... A0 P- m. Day express
dally except feunday),forllarilsburg nnd lntcimo
dlato stations, arrlv Ing- nt P h 1 1 n d o 1 p h 1 a
0.M p. m. ; New York, ti,35 p. in. ; Baltimore
0.15 p.m.; Washington, 8.00 p.m. Parlor car
through to Philadelphia and passenger coaches
through to Philadelphia and Baltimore.
H,05 p. in. WtllUinsport Accommodation (dally,
for llaiilsburg; and all lntcnncdlato stations, arrlv.
Ing at Philadelphia 4 as a. in. j New Y ork 7.00 a. m.
B-ilthnoic, b.83 i. m. ; Washington c.ao a. in, :
bleeping ear accommodations can bo becuivd at
1 Ian laburg for Phlladeliihla and New Y'ork, uu Sun.
das nthiough bleeping car will bo run; on tills
train from WllTumsp itol'hlladelphla.Phlladelphla
passengei'scauieuialnlnblcenerundlstuibed until
i iu in.
a.35 a. ra Krlo Mall (dally except Monday,
for llarrlsburii and lnteimedlato btntlons
arriving at Philadelphia s.25 a. in. NewYoik
11.30 a. in. ; Balllmoro 8.15 a. m. ; Vashlngion, u.23
a. in. TUrougli Pullman bleeping cars aro run on
una iriiui iu i iiiuuicipiiia, iiaiiiiuoro anu washing,
ton, and through pabocnger coaches tu l'hlludcl.
uia uuu 1JU1UI11UIC
WEbTWAliD.
5.'.t)a. m.-Hrlo .Mall (dally except Sunday), toi
Lrloundnlllnterniedlato stations nnd Cnnandal
gua anil lutermedlato btatlnns, Itochester, nulla
found Niagara rails, with through Pullman Pal
nco cars and pasbenger coaches to Krlo aud lioch
ester. U.M-News Express (dally except Sunday) for
Lock llaten nnd iiilennedhito btatlous.
1.05 p. in Niagara Express (dally except Sun.
(lay)lorKano aud Intermediate btatlous and Can
nniuigu.t ana principal lutermedlato btntlons,
1 oohcbter, lluiralo and Niagara Falls with
through passenger coaches to Kauoand Itochester
and Parlor car to Watklns.
6.30 p. iu. Fast Uno (dally except SutidaiHor lie
nooundlnteiiiieillalobtulloiis, and Elinlra, Wat.
kins and lutermedlato stations, w it ti through ius
wnger coaches to Itenovo aiij Walklns.
v.-M a. in.-sunday null lor Itenovo aud Intcrnic
dlato btatlous.
TllliOUUH TltAINS Hill bUNUl'ltY I'HOMTIIE
EAbT AND SOUTH,
Sunday mall leaves Philadelphia 4..:o a. in
Ilarilsburgi.iu aiilvlng nt bunbury u.ao u. in. Willi
t iioughbrecplngcur Hum Philadelphia to Wll
Ilamspoit. '
News Express leaves Philadelphia 4.30 a. in.
llarrlaburg, d.io a. m. dally except bunday
an iv lug at bunbury im a. tu.
on, , . . . . Niagara Express leaves
l'hlladelphla, 7.10 a. m. j UaltluioioT.au a. in. (dally
except buuday arriving at bunbury, 1.05 p. in.,
vltu through l'urlor car Horn Philadelphia
and through passenger coaches from l'hlludcl.
phla nnd Haltlmoie.
Fust Lluo loaves Now Y'ork 0.00 a. m. ; Phlladel.
phla, 11. 50 a. in, ; Washington, o, 60 a. in, ; Haiti
more, 10.15 a. in., (dally except bunduy) ai riving at
bunbury. 6.30 p. in., with thiough passenger
coaches tromi'lillailL-lphla and llaltrmoru.
Ulo .Mall leaves New York tUMp. in, j phlladel.
phla, ll.-ju p. m. j Washington, 10.WI p. m. ; Haiti
inore, ll.su p. in., (dally cxeept.baturday) arriving
at bunbury 5.15 a. in., with through Pulluinfi
bleeping cars from Philadelphia, Washington and
i'i!lladelhla 0US PJ!,cn'''t'r soaeEi's froro
HIIMIUIIV, HA.I.UTON .t WII.Ki:sll.ltt.
It.tll.ltllAI) AND M1IITII A Nil WKST
HltAM Il UAII.WAV.
(Dally except Sunday.)
tlkesharro Mall leaves buubury to.ooa. m..
arrniugat Bloom Ferry 10.es a.m., Wlikcs-barri!
l'v.lt) i. 111
Express East leaves Bunbury 8.45 p. m., arriving
at Bloom Fern; tt.3r p. in.. Wlikes-barro tiltti p ui.
. s.unb,u,r)r Wo,ll lei" "3 w llkti.barre ia4u a. in. urrlv
ing at Bloom ivrry is.us n. m., Kunbury j.wi p. m.
Kxprfhs W i-bt leaves Wllkes bario sUi p. in.,
rllng at Ulooiii Ferry 4.15 p.m., buubury 6.10
CIIAS. K. PU(1II,
(leu. Manager,
J, It. WOOD,
(Jen, Pussenger Agent
MOSQUITOES.
to.f'l IhO .1IAI1IC MOMH'ITO Jll-I-I-LVl,v-
Slca luatant relief, and drives them
UWUjt AUUrirJ4
BALLADE & CO., f East iBtU St., New Y'ork.
July si,a.
ELEGANT NEW
IN MKN'S, HOYS'
liCLOTHIMGjI'
THAT NEKD ONLY TO 15K SK12N TO 1U2 Al'PHKOIATKI).
Ircliy Suits lor Cfiiildrcii,
IIsBiulsonie Suits for Boys,
Best Goods Lsilisl SiyBes,
Urcsilest FUs.
The Merchant Tailoring Establishment
Is now Roploto in
HANDSOME DRESS SUiTIWGS,
DURABLE BUSINESS SUITINGS,
(OH'EAPIK THAN EVI1,
MADE UP IN THE LATEST STYLE,
AT THE
Popnlas totMag Stove
-
OF -
BlooBiisbiirg, Pa,
Fine L'nni.igcs, Kuggics anil Wagons. At this Itcposltory mny lio seen n largo nnd
vniicil selection of
(VEHICLES FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASUltJ':)
from the best Manufactories. Purchasers nro luvitcil to cull nntl inspect the gooils, nr to
tjESa'Writc for Information and Prices.
apr. , '85-ly
QMAINfSTREET,)
C. B. JBOBBMS,
DEALER IN
Foreign audi MammMa
WINE- AND LIQUORS,
AND JOBBER IN CIGARS,
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
jyAWAHK, IlAClAVANNA AND
WEHTEHN HAlLltOAl).
11LOOJIS15U15G DIVISION.
SOUTH. I STATIONS.
I bOUTH.
n In. 11 in
n.ln
i UI 13 31
U K 1 .XI
8 31)
8 20,
. . KPrntitn n
u.ui. min. p m.
....llt'llDVIIO.'!!!
H l.i !
n 15 u tl iu
(1 SU U S!0 3 15
0 W II ill 3 S.'
31 II 11 3 HO
0 40 9 41 8 Sli
0 45 IP W 3 4
li 411 DM 3 41
I) M 10 UO 3 ir
M 10 05 8 60
6 5H 10 05 9 Ml
T 03 10 103 65
1 W 10 153 01
7 a 10 to a 05
7 15 10 253 10
t 8J 10 83 a 87
7 97 10 II 3 110
T 50 U 11 8 51
7 6T 11 00 8 58
H 01 II 134 U5
8 10 11 SO 4 13
H 11 11 254 II)
8 18 It 2114 21
8 25 11 80 4 21
h ail 11 ji a v
;-J'...Tnylortlllo..
8 in ,, Lnckawanna,,
8 10 riltkton.....
8 0.1 ,.W.ht ntiiton.
7 58 Wyomiiiif.,.,
7 51 , , ..Mallby. ,
W licnnett..
7 It ,,.,Klnston
J7....Klni;?ton,.
7 I'ljmoutli Juno
7 38 ....l'binotitu.
8 40 13 15
8 MI 12 08
8 37 12 03
8 23 11 68
8 IT 11 51
8 13 11 UI
8 08 11 47
H U8 11 41
H ri.l 11 4-1
7 6'J 11 38
7 61 11 31
7 60 11 30
T 43 11 23
7 SO 11 12
ot ....Atoiuiam. ,
7 aj....NaiiUcolca,i
7 23 llunlock'8 ITt'Cl;
1 1
,.r.iuL-iii,ijiany,
. lllck'a Ferry.
7 18 11 Ml
7 11 in ftl
7 00
0 51
li 41
I) 41
ti 38
I) 31
0 211
a 21
a in
7 05 10 41
G 58 10 41
6 61 10 38
ti 60 10 31
6 43 10 27
,....i.M,ia,vii,
.....lienvlck.
..nriur urceK.
..Willow (Irovo,
...LlinoltldfO..
0 311 10 31
5 30 10 111
6 25 10 11
H IU II Kit
1,,. . ,,(,o,ijr
...lllooinaburi;
" ';;,; ltuiiert 8 30 11 60 4 40
S iiltataiW.J? .V,rld''0 8 41 M
8S!..W' "lSSW!M
p m 2 mJ KortUui"l''i" j S 18 40 5 35
li.ni. a.m. 0,10.1 'a.m. a.m, p.m,
W, V, HALSTEAD, Bunt,
biipcrlntCBacat'a emcc, Scranton, rcb. nt, 1803
SPRING STYLES
AND OIULDHEN'S
mm
f . F. ICffl,
320 & 322 Pcnn Avenue
For tlio Cclclirntcd Cliiclicring, Ivets it
Pond, nnil Vopoit Son l'lnnos. WorliUio
nownctl Kstcy OrK.ms, Violins, Accorileons
nnil Slieet Music. Culclirittctl White, New
High Arm Davis, Kcw Home, Knynl St.
John, nnil Light Itunning domestic Sewing
Machines. Kecillcs, oil nntl nttachmcnts
for all makes of Sewing Machines.
11
Stcro and Warerocms, No. 123
Tranklin Avenue
Also Wai-eiooms in l'rauklln ami itH Cen
ter Strict.
SCRANTON, PA.
tot
Anjililng to mako iiji a now wanii
or vcjiair an old, in stock.
liar Iron, nnil Slrcl lloltH, lioll
Kmls Lag ScrowH, TiirnbiifkloV
Horao ShocB, and all lilacksmitli
supiilics.
Aprsi-iy
PATENTS,
moderntoieesa11 palCnt bUilncs'1 nltcndccl to tor
w!iSmw0 ',3 or.pos.lto tho U.R intent onicc, nna
mSiea,1.btf,'.n Vl'f'taln leaa tlmo man tlioao re
mote from Washington.
noln!i1.0lJcl0r.drawlni'. Wo aavlso nstopat.
nn.abJ1ityJ1'c.0.otcl'ar''tiunt wo mako no charge
unless patent U Beeureil.
v",?,t'';.lle"., 0,110 I'ostmnster, tho Kupt.ot
lJiPAn? XZ?" 1,' v" nnA ,0 olllclals ortho'u. S.
.rlSni.O1.00' r. circular. ndUco, lerms ami
conMy wrlto toUa C"Cnt8 J'QUr Bta, 0r
C. A. SNOW & CO.,
jjnPPOsltol'atentonice, Washington, fi. O.
A P R E S K IM '1 !
( liir rod.1n, r- ; ......... .
p
iavtormM i'n.u,.f"''a. .".EP"S"2P2'S
- u "MiiiM'iim uuu utuiit a vi
two book aircLtH. win miv vuirina kti
I MnlSh 1'arloF Knirn'rl,,,.'
I JiS"f .'i I"? luil 1 aff uicu'Tanil, bUo 32x88 Inch,
nur j'.uiiraTiiit? or nil our 1'hkm-
Address Elder Pub. Co.Mcago, III.
Julyir-ly
GEN. GRANTtiS
it!l" . '.'i0 l"1! clifapetit, and most popular
book publlslied. Writo lor terms and secure terrl
vWA0?.00' Addivsa UUiliK II1ULE l'L'HUHIl.
iftO CO., too t'hwtaut Bt., I'Mlaaa. July ti,i.