WM WMk&lM AND DEMOCRAT,' BLdoMSBUR&rOlUMBliAt iWMMWWL A Singular Book. BCINTII.T.AT1NO WITH SAItCASlt AND MUlr MANT WITH TOOTH. S'iid York eorrrtixmamee Amerimn IftM Mom. Chap. I. "Has Malarlaf goes to Florida. Chap. II. "Overworked)" goes to Europe. Clinp.'.III. "11m Illicit hintiBiri! goes to Ems. Chap. IV. "Has a row with hU Doc tor I Tfio nbovo chapter, Mr. Edtto.Iflhll in a book recently published by nn anonymous author. I have read n deal of sarcasms in my day but 1 never read anything equal to tho sarcasm herein contained. I suspect tho cxpeN io ico portrayed is a personal one; in short, tho author intlinatcB aa "iiiueh on page 31. Let roo give you a synop sis : "Malaria" as it states, is thd cloak with wbiih superficial physioians cov er a multiludu of ill feelings which they do not understand, and do not much enro to investigate. It Is also a cover for such diseases as they can not cure. When they advise their patient to travel 'or that ho has overworked and needs rest and is probablysufTcr ing from malaria, it is a confession t of ignoranco or of Inability. Tho Jialicnt goes abroad. Tho change is a tonic, and for a titno he feels belter. Conies homo. Ficklo appetiU1, frequent head aches, severe colds, cramps, sleepless'1 ness, irritability, tired feelings, and general nnfiluess for business aro suc ceeded in duo timo by alarming at tacks of rheumatism which flits about his body regardless of .all human feel ings. It is muscular, in his back. Artio ular, in his joints. Inflammatory, my 1 how ho fears it will fly to his heart I Now off ho goes to the springs. Tho doctor sends him there, of course, to get well; at tho same timo be docs not really want him to dio, on his hands I That would hurt his business 1 Better for a few days. Returns. Af ter a while neuralgia transfixes him. Ho bloats- cannot breathe; has pneu monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on his left side; is fretful; very nervous and irritable; is palo and flabby; has frequent chills and fevers; everything about him seems to go wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up strength and demands to know what is killing him ! "Great heaven 1" ho cries, "why have you kept me so long in ignor anco V "Because," said tho doctor, "I read your fato fivo years ago. I thought best to keep you corafortablo and ig norant of the facts.'1 Ho dismisses hia doctor, but too latel His fortune has all gone to fees. But him, what becomes of him 1 The other day a well known Wall Street banker said to roe "it is really astonishing how general blight's dis ease is becoming. Two of my person al friends aro now dying of it. But it is not incurablo I Jam certain, for my nephew was recently cured when bis physicians said recovery was impossi ble. Tho caso seems to mo to bo a wonderful one. This gentleman for merly represented his government in a foreign country. Ho knows, appreci ates and declares tho value of thai preparation, because ,liis nephew, who is a son of Danish VicfrConsul Schmidt, was pronounced, incurable when tho remedy, Warner's safe cure, was begun. "Yes" said his father, "I was very skeptical but since taking that remedy tno boy is well.'' I regret to note that ex-President Ar thur is said to bo a victim of this terriblo disease. He ought to live but the prob abilities aro that siuco authorized rem edies can not cure him, his physicians will not advise him to savo bis life, as so many thousands havo done, by the uso of Warner's Safe euro which Gen. Christiansen, at Drexel, Morgan & Co.'s., told mo he regarded "as a won derful remedy." Well. I suspeot tbo hero of the book cured himself by the same means. Tho internal evidence points very strongly to this conclusion. I cannot close my notico of this book better than by quoting his advico to his readers : "If, my friend,, you have snch an ex perience as I have portrayed, do not put your trust iu physicians to the .ex clusion of other remedial agencies. They havo no monopoly over disease1 and 1 personally know tuat many ot them are so very 'conscientious' that they would far prefer their patients should go to Heaven direct from their powerless hands man tnat tuey snonia bo saved to earth by tho uso of any 'unauthorized' means. ' And that tho author's condemnation is too true, how many thousands dup ed, and yet rescued, as ho. was, can personally testify T Owners of horses in cities have long learned economy iu the use of hay feed, which might be profitably imitated by many farmers. Having to buy every thing that they feed, city people soon learn to calculate closely as to compar ative cost and efficiency of feed. Too many farmers act as if hay was pro duccd with little or no expense. Should tney reckon tho interest on high tiriq ed land, and the labor in securing the crop, thoy might easily find their borne grown hay tho costliest feed their teaniB could cat. Most farmers arp averse to selling hay, which is usually proper enough, as this lias a teudenpy to exhaust their soils, but they have no such prejudice against selling the coarser grains, that tako from the soil a greater value than tho same weight of tho best timothy hay. Hence thoy feed hay and sell grain under tho mis- laxen notion umi, mis is me uesi wa to maintain the fertility-of 'their farmi Thoy should know and consider thai tho manure from a ton of 'wheat brao or wheat middlings, contains Inoro o the valuable elements ot plant foOi than the manure from a ton of tlmolh hay. Wo aro not advisiiii; farmers t soil hay, but a plan of feeding which substitutes grain or wheat ralddlluci for less valuable feed will enable them to get moro work from their' team mako more' valuable manure from thei stock, and thus enable them to do bet ter farming In every respect. lam and Garden Hotel. Buy your seeds of a trustworthy den! lor. Tho HoUtein is a good cow for fan- ny use. Have your garden bed mellow, rlcb and clean. Maples are rapid growers and mak i a fair shade. Unbolted Hour is said to bo n good substitute for bees in the placo of fari na. Do not plough and cultivnto y.our land whvn it is too wet. It is better not to trust, to onion seed two veers old. Laws Passed. Tho following Senate bills wrro pass ed finally on.Mwiday; Enabling cillzous of tlio United States ahd rdnHsylvanla o6rpbrnti6ns authorized to hold real citato to hold and convey titles which had been hflll, by aliens and corporations, and ou Ihorir.cd'by'law'td hold tho same. 10 prevent tho catcning ot speckled troilt in Ap'ril) May and June. To prevent tho establishment of jo'mts, .booths or other places for tho It r .. . ' ... smoKing or otneruse- oi opium. To prohibit willtul and mftlic)oua injury to oil, gati. tor water wells, tanks. pipes, and machinery connected there-' Willi, Providing' for stnv of execution nn Judgments biforo magistrates. POISON, Thft'tirtneinat rnuitn hf hearlv nil fdckncffl at this time et tho i oar has Its origin In a disordered Uv. er, which. It not regulated In time, great sutiering wretchedness nod death will ensue. A gentleman writing from Houth America says i "lliavo used your Simmons' Liter Regulator .with good effect, both osa prercntlon ana euro for Malarial fevers on tno istutnus oi Panama." (::) TAKE Simmons' Liver Regulator k PURELY VEGETABLE MEDICIE. An Effectual Specific, FOB ii MALARIA) FEVKHSz , . i , VOWEL CO.Mn MKTS, JAUNDICE, COI.IR, , ItESTLENStfESS. MENTAL TlKrilKSSlON SICK HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION. NAUSKA, BILIOUSNESS, l)Y8FKU8IA,ftC. -(-:o:-)- headache, mouth taslos badly, poor appetite,' and tonguo coated, you aro Buffering Irom torpid liver dr,rbrUousncBB."' and nothing will euro jou. so speedily ana permanently as to take SIMMONS' LIVER REGULATOll. It 19 civnn with safctr. and tha hnonlcst results to the most delicate Infant. It takes the place ot quinine ahd bitters of every kind. It Is the cheap-1 est, purest and best family medicine in tho world. J. H. ZEILIN & CO., Phila, SOLD BY AlTdRUQQISTS. may S91y CLOTHING ! CLOTHING ! THE ARTIST AND MERCHANT TAILOR, Who always 'gives 'you tho 'latest styles, and cuts your clothing to fit you. .Having had the oxberionoe for a number, of years in tho Tailoring Busi ness, has learned what material1 will givo Ills' customers 'the' best satisfaction for-'wear and style1 and will try to please all who give mm a call. Also on nana Gents' finishing Goods OF ALL DESCRIPTIONS. HATS, CAPS, AND UMBRELLAS Always of tlio latest styles. Cnll'and ex amine his stock' before purchasing else where. Cornerlilain & Market Sts. rg, Pa. -April 25-ly roicE list or ROOFING SLATE On Cars atQuairy. No. 1 Slate, i .....tltotojl.oo NO. 1 Hit) Plate ; . .lOOtO 3.23 Seconds.. a. eo 2.50 No. 2 lilt) slate., j.x. miu, 25 Lackawanna Avenue, Scranton, Fa may 82-1 y Ts. BftWWTl A handsome VAHK LAMP given 5 Rll VVPy. with a J3 order for Tea and eotr. oUvilUU An Iron' Stone CIIAMUK11 " SET, 10 pieces, or a TEA SET, 41 pieces, or a handsome liUONZE hanging l,uip given ' with a tlO order. A C1IAMUEK SET- of 10 pleces.wltb blue, maroon or pick band or on IRON STONE CHINA TEA SET of ft ptecoa, or a OLASS SET of 60 pieces given with alls order, HAND SOME I'ltEMIUMS, consisting of Decorated China Ware in Tea sets, also Pinner and Tea Sew com Lined, and Chamber 6et, eto., etc., given with orders for 118. tuo. 121 2S and ISO. send tor circu lar, which will give you full particulars. UltAN D UNION. TEA COMPANY, S5 South Main St niiua ijmrre, Ju .neaunuar ters to Krone Btreet, New York" City. p ' may I51y Summer Resorts. ULENDAI.E COTTAOE No. lo.Massacbusetts Avenue Atlantic Cltr.N. J.. fine location, Uiree Ocean views, two squares Vo bathing, boating, pier and light house, nne ao eommodatlons and nretclasa board, f 7 to 110. Hoard and rooms as heretofore. Chestnut street, 1'hlladclphla, or No. 10 llassacbusetts Avtt, Atlantic aty, N. J.i formerly from wiuiainspoif.' junes-nn Mlts. c sx thojias. IIAUTMAN BlrKKVKMTS TBI yOIXOWINQ AMERICAN IN8U1I A NCE COJU'ATI I KB North American of Philadelphia. Kraaklln, n ' Wnnsylvanla, " Jfork, of itnnsylvanla. fanover, of N. V. oueens, ot London. North British, of London. Office on Market Street. No, 6, Uloomsburg. OCt. 84, 1- J.J -4 i . kosb Leaf, Fine Cut, fffi wavy Liippmas -cv and -Snuffs TRirtJ Jijno 13-w SQitantQU: House I QN TUB EUHOl'BAN. l'LAN. Victor Kocli, LPxopriotoi'J Itooms are heated by steam, well TenUlatod and eetanuy furnblicxlv .finest liar and Lunch couii- Me&la til order at. fill hours. Ladles and flentH Itestaurant furnldhed with all deUcaclcs of tho beason. . , uioution Dear V. l. & w; il it- Depot, scranton, Pa. March s-lf ALL KIND OF JOB PHINTINQ , ON SHOUT NOTION " ATTHISOIWIOE. Bloomsbu! Amputation of tho Leg, , Money s thd tthlVcrtal VecesRlty, and hono but n cyolo or1 a tobl will affect to despise IU Mr. Abrara Ellsworth, of fort Kwen, Ulster County. N. Y., had realized this truth. Ills aiscaso Intolvod the whole of his thlgh-bono, and the suffering Ban looked forwArd, not w lthout nppalcht reason, to death as hla only 'delivery. THO family physl. Qlans refused to amputato thq IlraU, asserting that tho operation would kill tho patient on the spot. Vi. DaM KENNCDY, ot ltondout, N. T., who was consulted, hitd h different opinion and amputated thollnib. .Thi Doctor then administered freely hla. great Blood, Spectflo TAOItlTE KKMEDY to afford tono and strength to tlio system and pre, vent th.6 return, o( tho dlsoaso, and Mr. Ellsworth remains to this day in tho bloom of health. This gentleman's dlsoaso was tho offspring ot foul blood) and KOnncdyD EAVOItlTK HEMEDY purl nod thq blood and restored the bood and restored to him the power onco more to enjoy his llto. Aro fou traffcrtng from any disease traceable to the snmocausoj Try FaTotlte ltemedy. Your drug gist has iu ONE DOLLAU a bottle. Ilcnr In mlii.l tho proprietor's hamo nnd address r Dr. David Kennedy, Kondout, N. Y. . . .To keep tho blood puro Is tho principal end ot Inventions nnd discoveries In tnculctno. To thU object probably no one has contributed moro sig nally than Dr. David Kennedy, ot ltondout, N. ., in the production of a raodlclno which has become famous under Uio title) of tho "FAVOltlTE HEM KDY." It removes nil linputllles of the Wood, reg. ulatestho disordered IJcr and Kidneys, cures constipation. Dyspepsia nnd nil tllscaws nnd weaknesses pesullar to fcniales. 12. Si CD. J Offer to the Trade their Plnq Urand of Cigars. The Landros, Henry Clay, Normal) , " Samson, and Ccsmcpolitan Fine Fruits and Fino Confectionery on hand. lVresli every week. Blooms burg, Pa. Feb. 27 BLOOMSBURli PLANING MILL The undersigned having put his Planing Ml on Railroad street. In nrst-ciass condition, Is pre pared to do all kinds of work in his line. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLlNDS.MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. turnisnoa at reasonable prices. All lumber used Is well seasoned and nono but skilled workmen are employed. ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS furnished on application. Plans and spcctflcn ions prcparod by an experienced draughtsman CHARLES KRUG, Blooiusbtirg, Pa TOflSORJiL RJDOIYIS. THE OLD STAND under the Exchnngo Hotel, still takes tho lead. Hair Dressing, Shaving, Dyeing, Shampooing nnd all work In uiy Uno promptly and neatly dono.j BILLIARD & POOL TABLES. James Rcilly, Jan 80-tf I Proprietor. M. C. SLOAN & BRO., BLOOiSISBURG, PA. Manufacturers of CARRIAGES BUGGIES, PHAETONS. SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS, &C. FInitclass work'alwayson hand. REPAIRING NEA TL Y DONE, Prices reduced to suit the timet. E. 6. BROWER, GAS FITTING & STEAM HEATING. DBALElt IN STOVES &TINWAM. All kinds of work in Shoot Iron, Hoof ing nnd Spouling promptly nltciulcd to. Wfitrlct attention given to heating by bteam. Corner of Main & East Sts , Bloomsburg, Pa. This reinetlii reditu no injurious arugs. .!:Y,s Catarrh Clcanso a the! Head. Allayt Inllatnm a t i o n. Heals tlio Soros. Htstores tlio Sen ses of Taste, Smell, lleann -. A ciiiick Uelio", A positivo Curo. tlon wherever kuownj displacing all other prep arations. Itlsacrcamykubstance. ApartfclolH nhnlltHt fntn PAftl tin.tHI nnnrtn., (in1!.,!. nnA Is agreeablo to uso, I'rleeM cents bymalL or at prugglsis. Bend for elraular. KLY llltOTIIUIW, Druggists, owego,.N.Y. i maysoliv d 1 COURSEN, CLEMONS & CO. LllllltLll , Iiniorters and Whblesalo Dealers in Crockery, (Hnsswnro, Table 'nnd I'ocket Cutler4, Window Glass, and l'lalod-ware, f Tho M candle-power marsh eleetrlo lamp. Tho celebrated Hnaloru Durner. Bird cajes, I'rUlt Jain. ifi Lackawanna Avenue. BCHAN'ION, Pa. may i-iy KEYSTONE AOADEMY. A school for both Mixes, separata building ot brick, healed by steam, for tho uao ot Ladles. PROPERTY COST .?o0,000. rrepares For BUSINESS For COLLEGE, AND FOR TEACHING. fllal attention paid to students whobo uiiool prtvllegi'shavo been limited. CLASH IN PHYSIOLOGY IUCH TE1LM. 'Location Exceptionally Healthful, C6ST TO BOAllDEltS PER YEAR $154. ltcduoed rates on D. L. .C W. It. IL. Seventeenth 3 ear begins August Sj. l'or catalogue or lutonna llou address IMiV. JOHN II. HARRIS, Pji. I). PAWOUYVIWJS, PA. May 80, dm. kmfm "Mnrjlntitl, My Mnt- Intnl." rrctty Wives, Lovely daughters and noblo mert." "Jly farm lies In a rntlier tow nml mlas. mntlo situation, nml 'My wife!" "Who?" 'Was r very pretty blomlcl" Twenty years ngo, bceninn "Snllowl" ' I "Hollow-cyeill" ' ' "Withered nnd nged I" "Hcforo licr lime, from "Malarial vapors, though she mntlo no particular complaint, not being of tlio grumpy kind) yet causing mo great uncnsl ness. "X short time ngo I purchased your remedy for one of tho children, who hnd a very sevcro attnek of hlllousncss, nnd It be currcd to mo that the remedy intgh help my wife, ns I found that our Utile girl upon recovery hnd "Lost!" "Iter snllowncss, nnd looked ns fresh ns n new blown daisy. Well tho story Is sdon told. My wife, to-day, hns gained her old timed I, entity with compound interest, nnd Is now ns hnndsomo n matron (If I do sny It myself) ns can be fonund In this county, which Is noted for pretty women. And I have only Hop Hitlers to thank for It. "Tho dear crcaturo just looked over my shoulder, nnd says 'I nan flatter equal to tho days of our courtshipand that reminds Ine there might bo moro pretty Wives if my brother farmers would do as I Imve done." Hoping you may long bo spared to do good, 1 iiianxtuiiy remain C. Ii. James, Dkltsvilm, t'rlnco Ocorgo Co., Md., May 20th, 1883. f twNono gcnulno without n bunch ot green. Hops on tlio whltoUbel. Shunnll tho lle, pol- onous stun witn "iiop"or"iiops"intneir name. OoOung for Everybody With a largo anil varied stock of Clothing for Men of ovcry trade, for Hoys and Children of all ages, wo aro quite certain of meeting tlio demands of every class of buyers at prices that must' givo satisfaction. -)C(- A. C.Yates & Co. G02, G04, GOG CHESTNUT St., 3-6 l'liltiulrlptiln. IT LEADS ALL. No other btootl-pnrlf jing mcdlclno Is made, or has over been prepared, which so com pletely meets tlio uants of physicians aud tho general public ns Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It lead llio lltiu a truly Bclenttda prepara tion for all blood diflcucs. If there Is a lurk Qnnnrni n lCtalntof Scrofula about you. UUnUrULA AVKK'H .SAUfAI'AUILLA. will (liaKuljQ it and exfK.1 it from your system. Kor constitutional or scrofulous Catarrh, PflTAnnU AVliK'8 SAltSAl'AUlLLA. Is tho UAlMnnfl "tue remedy. It has cured numberless cases. It Mill Btop the nauseous catarrhal discharges, and remove tho sicken ing odor of tho breath, which are indications oi scrofulous ori.'in. lit PCnnilQ ULULI1UUO At tlio ago of two years ono of Cnpro niy children was terribly atlllctod OUnuO with ulooious running sores ou ltd face and neck. At tho samo timo Its eyes wero swollen, much InrUmed, and very soro. QflDC CVCO rhyHlcianstoldusthatupow dunu UIUO erful alterative modiclne must be umi)loeU. They united in recommending Ayi:rm tixm vritli.L. A few dosos pro duced a iwrceptlbio improvomeut, which, by an adherence to your direetlons, was contin ued to a complete and permanent cum. No evidence h-s siuco appeared of tho existence of any scrofulous tendencies; and no treat ment of any disorder was ever attondod by aioro prompt or etToctual rosults. Yours truly, I(. V JosoV, Dr.J.C.Ayer6xCo., Lowell, Mass. Bold by all Drusiits; 51, six bottles for 5. SUPERIOR SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES MICROSCOPES. TEtESCOPes FIELD-GLASSES, MAOIC LANTERNS, BAROMETERS, THERMOMETERS, Drawing Instrument., 1'hlloaopblcal and Chemical Apparata. IJst and Description, of ou Ten Citllosoefl MDt QUEEN S CO. 024 Chestnut St. PHILADELPHIA. tehO-iy $5 0 REWARD. l'OH Every O.inco of Adulteration IN Til k Now Process Soa THE WONDERFUL 3-LB BAR. J1AOB ONLY 1)V Gowans & Stover, lluffalo. N. Y. For h.i1o by nil first-class grocers. April lo-l-jr r Rend and Save Money, Now is tho timo to Build. ' -:o:- Hoj nerraan I'lnoSUlIn; Bor o In. 117 nil per m wiuo No 1 w Inch sldlnjr pl.inM, " llemlocHdei man BlJInu, 0 Inch " " llaorlnir, " wlittoiilna " " yellow " " " turlaced plnolxMnla, " WWCU IllUObUlUilUi No 8 No 3 " " '" No 1 sap mwed plno blilnclci beuilock aVQil " M 11 -T It U) " ll() 17 01 III 01 17 UO H a no !! 110 ' 1 73 1 73 ' 2 U ' " iH'urtbliavctlpIno " Bap " " " Uumlock " " " blilnirlo lath, " plaiU'rliur lath, i irom f3 on to 7 ou " ' .) mi to i m 1 " 4 0) to 13(1 " s :.i a ui Kuaittl renclnir 8 lncliwiao, 10 () " lioariH 10 lo 12 Inch witln. mini i " MIU anjrtlzo Irom flOOOtoltoo " I keep a full stock of (ho nhovo kinds of Lumlicr ulwuys on hand, and will soil at tlicso prices during year of 1885. Orangevillc, Columbia Co., Pa. npr 3-Gm J011 WOHK NEATLY KXKGUTED AT THIS OFFICE The Wheat Crop. Tho outlook for wheat this vcar is not Jiroinlslng. Tho laid sjiring has greatly injmcd tho prospects in IhU direction. Winter wlicat has not been bo poor in years. Careful observers preillet onlyj about half tho averago crop of both kinds. Tho Farmtn Jlevicw gives ii survey of all tho West' ern nnd bonthcrn wheat-growing Stnles; Reports havo been received from ovei Ihrco thousands correspondents cover ing ovcry wiieat-producing county Hi Ohio, Miohiiran, Indiana. Illinois Kcn tucky, Tennessee, Missouri, Knnans, JNciiraska, lows, wiscousin, ilinnesota nnd Dakota, which, together with a very accurate and recent summary from tho 1'ncilio coast region, made by tho Associated Press, it is bcliovcd, makes ono of the most completo reports over prepared. Tho Jlevicw says: "Tho gloomiest viuws which havo been ad vanced concerning tho winter wheat outlook lor 18So must now bo accepted ns tho most accurate. Tho promising couditions of 1881 havo this season been completely reversed. Tho absolute uniformity of tho returns indicated that tlio outlook for the winter sown wheat, this year, is tho worst in ten years, and it may bo now set down ns positive that, under tho most favoriiiL' conditions. tho total winter and spring wheat yield is to lall considerably under tho short crop of 1881, when tho total product was 380.000.000 bushels. With tho exception of Michigan, Oregon aud Washington Territory, on tho far western slope, tho causes leading to n decreased output of winter wheat nro almost identical. In Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Kansas and Missouri the cround.w.13 clear of snow dtiriuc tho severely cold weather at the close of the vinter, which was followed by dry, cold winds later on. Thcro was also a decreased acreage, owing to tho low prices wuicn prevailed ior 1110 crop oi 1881' Another estimate by icliableunthoiily oc the probable wheat yield of tho Unit ci States for 188.) places the crop of winter wheat at 231,000,000 bushels; of spring wheat, 130,000.000 bushels; total, 3G1,000,000 bushels. Tho Unit ed States Department of Agriculture otiicinily reports tho crop ot 1881: winter wheat 370,000.000 bushels; Hpring wheat, H3,000,000; total of winter and snrinir, 553,000,000 bushels. From theso figures it will bo seen that the crop ot 1885 compared with that of 1881, will show a Bhortago iu wiut cr wheat of 130,000,000; spring wheat, 13,000,000 bushels; total 152,000,000 bushels. I ho averatro wheat Yield of tho United States for fivo years past is 101,000,000 bushels. Tho estimate shows a shortago compared with tho averago crop tor livo years of 100,000,' 000 bushels. From a close computation, and tak- mg tno most cucerlul view ot tlic sit uation, tho winter wheat yield for tho present year will not greatly exceed two hiindrcdjmilliou bushels, and tho absolute percentages from the inoat trustworthy sources indicate that tho yield will fall somewhat under than over tho figures given. African Words. Can yon tell mo how to pronounco tlio names of persons and places that wo read about m tho travels ot African explores t I am particularly perplex ed by such words as Kbakka, Mtesa, and Nzige. English writers generally spell Afri can words in accordance with Bishop Stcore's simple rules. Under this sys tem consonants are pronounced as in English and vowels as in Italian. Tho accent is invariably upon the ponulti inato syllable. In tho words cited pro nounced 'Kbakk.ijgiving the least possi ble sound to the vowel introduced. The letters m and n, followed by a conson ant, are pronounced as a separate syla ble, with an obscure vowel sound. Thus in Mtsea pronounco tho first syla blo with tho lips closed It was on a train loaving Llallimoro tho other day. A passenger had his baSS!,S piled upon the seat so as to occupy tlio wholo of it. Along camo a man looking for sorao placo to stow himself away. Halting in front of tho scat, ho took in the situation, and said : "Sir! 1 knew your fathci!" "Did you? Pretty fair man my fath er was." "Yes. sir. T knnu' Inm. ITn imt ua start in life by making and selling itch ointment. "Ah! you must havo known him sure. Sit down tako hnlf the seat and welcome. I'm real clad to meet one of my father's most profitable pa tients." It was Htrnnpn th.it lin wnnliln't. nn. cept the. offer, hut for fame reasouhe i i i. wouiun t. A smoothbore is held in less estima tion than a rilled ono. Hut it is usu lois to attempt to ritlo tlio smooth bore that the newspaper ollico knows. "What is an epistle 1"' asked a Sun-day-school teacher of her class. "The wifo of an apostle,1' replied a young hopeful. Tlin ilwnrfn1 nlnrrlf umiIi mMil, n young man will guido'his best girl to ward a millinor's show window beforo tney aro marrried, is equalled only. by tho marvellous skill with which ho will steer her away from it after sho is his wife. Philosophy stutters and grows weak iu tho knees when it tries to explain why a granger has to havo a black patch on a blue pair of pantaloons, and ice versa. A lady lately cleared her houso of Hies by putting honey on her husband's whiskers when ho was asleep. Tho llics btuck fast, and when ho went out tho Hies went off with him. PARKER'S TONIC A Ptirii Family Modicine that never Intoxicates. it juu uiu nuMiiiK mvujr iroinuge, Dissipation or any illwjaiio or weakness uuil require a bltmulant take l'arker'R Tnnln Ht nm.. it win in-ii.nrA.n n.i LulU jou up Irom the Unit dose will uout lutoil cute. It has saved hundrihl4 nr iio4. it mnr&'ivn ourd. HISCOX & CO,, 103 William Street, Now York. 5 Jo, and 1 blzes, at all dealers In medicines. (Ireat tuviug iu uu;iuk uuuar ban, may sv-lw i M. Q. Esiilexxiaji, riumbcron Btslltter. Hoar of Schuyler's harJ- Illoomsburgf, Pa. All kind of tutlnh'srorfeteain, fas nnd water )1jic4 constantly on hand. Itoollnirnudgnoutlnt? attended to nttriiart nn. tlce. Tinware of every description raado to order. Onlcralcftat Hchuvlor Co's.. hardivnsA t.inrn will bo jiromptly lined. Hncclal attention L'lvcn ta hoatlni? liv steam nnd hot water. y-iy ELEGANT new IN MEN'S, HOYS' " " AT NEED ONLY TO HE SEEN TO HIS A1THECIATED. Prclly Suits or Cliildrcm, IIsmmBsoihc $ititfs for ISoys. Ucst ixoods, I-nlewt Styles, ;!ios ,Fils. The, Merchant Tailpring Establishment IS now Hoploto in HANDSOME DRESS SUITINGS; DURABLE BUSINESS SUITINGS, CEDEAPEB TEAM WWL MADE UP InThE LATEST STYLE, -AT - Rlooiii$liii'g9 F'a, Fino Carriages, Tluggles anil Wagons. vai led selection ot GgVElIICLES FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE) from tlio best Manufactories. Purchasers nro Invited to call and Inspect the goods, or to TjCS? Write for Information amrPrices. npr. 8, '85.1y GMAIN STREET.rD M3fflsfeiai3s tc '1. JBOB1MS, DEALER IN FQi:mgn audi Mommtm WINES AND LIQUORS, AND JOBBER IN CIGARS, BLOOMSBU.RG, PA. RUF wouia turtiy keen your o'C Vour Bucit has Uen IneTreJettuS W, iSSi'SVS KiS K w. '"wl'IeotK healed. . I did nut exnccl t nt 1 T. ''S r"Sr I.l.edlo,-ou:u'...!dDhV7l.o,irt dciicii other tud doubted, but ho would not let ttBumjbUwlioetpAUiatlouliawwwSrt ly anJcraufuiiy sour H .tuevuBunerere, anu thus bless the world .mcS arfecllonatc . Tho ilev. John Alden'uoaso was unite as bad aa Mi- JmnMPoMmrt i T,i! 1;!,J0,"J ALDEN, book, niow who value lininunliAVomMrantfulatidrum liiiw rated forts of irnj fclcal soundness ishouU Uuo no tl no in wcVrltKr tlio bwiBrtr , n.J53 laUt "oil tho com remedies, liu book, containing llken. a if b. bKoreauJ IV, 'rtfat".'?."t ""J ct-sa and IndorsemenU from dlsTlnaulshed physiuliiTf . li ntymen mer l a ffi f . v J Jaw P' bu "u others, Is exfresbed to IUcmo who iend 10 "mil Ut bheunan S In ir,?,i"fA J4 l;, V'10"'" liroadway, Kew 1 ort, except Thurbdas s and Fridays whin l a wi 1 infW11 ,'H",y. ttt hlJ "ula), S5t nut street: KoxtN'o operation or detontlSn IrowWiSi i itfinf. r iaelV 'la' onl,:0 M W treatmcutandleavo for homo same idii uusmeas. i atlonts Irom a dlstaucocau receive junoiivv (j 7 nntut vrmi urn win nmr . spring styles AND CHILDREN'S THE - mm OF - f . F. JHTUIf , 320 &. 32 Peiin Avcsiue, At this llcjiosltory may bo peeiin large ami uViM)(tUAKTjj7fl For tho Celebrated Clilckcring, Ivcrs & Pond, and Vosc & Son Pianos. World-ro nowncd Kstcy Organs, Violins, Accordeons and Sheet ilusia Celebrated While, New High Arm Davis, New Home, Itoyal St. John, and Light Ituuning Domestic Sowing Machines. Needles, oil nml attachments for all makes of Sewing Machines. 'J Stcro and Warerocras, N?. 128 Tranklin Avenue. UfoWaieiooiai HI Franklin Ale. and 101 tva. ter Street. SCRANTON, PA. 1-4 An tilling to niHkn up anew waaoii or ii i.iir an Mt in ftotk. !: Iron, anil Suvl UjIih, Unit lM(t, Lay Smowis Tunilmoklo'8 llorsu Hhoen, ami all lIlackHiuUh Hiilipliuf. Anrswy TURE wondeifuT nnd i nin hSiii Tii i , uA !.V.ro "" l,D0,J n ncll' rom a m u uiL-aHiuu. PATENTS Obtained limt nil fatciit business attended tj to, nrvlorntn fee. " 10r .... i. uhmIIii .l.n ff D 11. 1 . . wo can obtain Patents n lew timo than tho "S, mote Irom Washington. u"ri! entabllltyfrcoofchniw, nndwomako no chii unless patent Ispccurcd. v'urp Wo retcr here, to tho Postmaster, tho Hmtm Money order Dir., nnd to oiliclals or tho i Patent omcc, l'or e rcular. advice, terms ami wunty7wltoto t"-"J' C. A.,SiNUPV it CO., nnitti ORNAMENTAL IRON FENCES. ov cast cu wnouairr IKON. Suitublo for Yardsr Cemetery Lots and Public Grounds. The follonine shows tho Ticket (folhlc. mm ... tho so cral lieautllul Bt) lea Of Fenco mamiraciuri'd by tho undcrsljncd. f or licauty and Durability llicr aro unsumn. s ed. Sctnpbye.xpeilcnced hands nnd warranted to civo gatlsmcilon. Prices nnd spcoimcna of other do sigiiH sent to any address Address BL00MSBURG PA. Jlny i-tf KAXLKOAQ TIIVIB TAME. Pennsylvania Railroad. INI " Philadelphia & Erie R. R. Divis ion, and Northern Central Railway. TIME TABLE. in circct April em, 18S3. Trains leave sun bury. EASTYVAIfD, li. Do. m., Wa Shore Ilxpresi (dally except Sunday), fur Ilarrbburgandlntcimcdlatubtalloni, uniting at Philadelphia 3.15 p. m. : Ncwoik ii.su p. iii. j llalllinoie, 5.00 p.m.; Washington, K.ii0p. in., connecting at Philadelphia lor all tea Mioru points. Through passenger coach tu Philadelphia. 1.10 p. m. Day exiuesi daily except Sunday),forllaulsburg and Interme diate stations, an ivlng at P h 1 1 a d o 1 p h 1 a 0.60 p. in. j new lone, u.uo p. m. ; llallimoro 0.55 p. m. ; Washington, Jp. m. l'nrlor eor tluough to Philadelphia and passenger coacho uiruuu iu i iiuuuuipaia unci naiiimore. SfiO p. rn. WllUauisport Accommodation (dally, for Harrlsburg and all lnteimeillato stations, arm ing at Philadelphia 4 S5 a. m. j New York 7,00 a. in. Mteplng car accommodations can bo seemed at 1 larrlsburg for Philadelphia and New York, on bun. days a through bleeping car will be run; on thli train from WUllainsp't to Philadelphia. Philadelphia passengers can leinaln In sleeper unduturbed until a. m. s.30 a. m. Erlo Jlall (dally oxcept Monday, for llanlsbuig and lntermedl.no stations, arriving nt Philadelphia 8.S5 a. m. New Yoi k, 11.30 a. m. ; llallimoro S.S0 n. m. ; Washington, ti.s'i o.m. Through Pullman sleeping cars aro run on this train to Philadelphia, llallimoro and Washing ton, and through passenger coaches to Fhllaucl phla and ltaltlmoro. Wm'WAlll). 5.S0a. in. Mo Jlall (dally except Sunday), foi Vila and nil lnteimeillato stations and Cauaml.il rim and Intermediate stations Hochester, lluin Toand Niagara Fain, with tluough Pullman Pal aco cars and passenger coaches to Krlo and Koch ester. u.M-Ncws Express (dally except" Sunday) lor Lock Haven and Intermediate stations. 1.03 p. in. Niagara Ilxpresa (dally except sun day) for Kane and Intermediate stations nnd t an nndalgua and principal luteimcdlato stations, Itochester, Iiuirnlo and Niagara Falls wllh tluough passenger coaches to Kano and llochcsltr and Parlor car lo WlUUainsport. 5.U5 p. in. Fast Lino (dally except Sunday)for He. novo and lnteimedlato stations, and Dliulm, Wai klus and Intermediate stations,- with tluough p.is boncercoaohe.1 to lleucio and Wutklns. n.i'O a. m. Sunday ijtail for Itcnovo and Interme dlato stations. TIIHOUGH Tlt.UNS roltSUNUUllV FitOMTIIC VAST AND SOUTH. Sunday mall leaves Philadelphia l.SO a. m Harrlaburg 7.40 anlvtng at bunbury 0.S0 a. m. wllli tluough sleeping car liom Philadelphia to Mil llamsport. News I-xprcss leaves Philadelphia 4.30 a.m. IlarrUburg, (i.10 a. m. dally except Sunday arrlUngat buubury u.W. a. m. Niagara Express lc.n ca Philadelphia, 7.40 n. m. ; Iialtlmoro 7.bu a. in. (dally except Sunday anivlng at bunbury, 1.05 p. 111., with tluough Pallor ear rrom Philadelphia and through passenger coaches from Philadel phia and llaltlmore. Fast Uno leaves Now York 9.00 a. m. : Phllidel phla, 11.50 a. m. ; Washington, 10.60 11. m. ; Vnltl more, 10. la n. 111., (dally except Sunday) urilWng at buubuiy, 5.35 p. in., with through passen0'Ct coaches from Philadelphia and llaltfmoio. Lrlo .Mall leaves New Yoik S.00p. m. : Philadel phia, 11.SO p. m. i Washington, 10X0 p. m. i Haiti more, n.wp. m., (dally except.Saturdai ) arming at Sunbury 5.15 a. m., wllh through Pullman bleeping cars from Philadelphia, Washington and llallimoro nnd through passenger coaches from Philadelphia. . MUNHUllY, IIA.I.UTOX WU.KUSIl.tltlt. KAII.ltllAl) AND MIUTI1 AND VIT 1IKANC1I ItAIMVAY. (Dally except Sunday.) Vllkeabarro Mall loaves buubuiy lo.oaa. m. niTlrtng at llloom Ferry 10.5a a, m., Wllkes-bans is.lt) p. m. Express East leaves Sunbury 5.45 p. m., nniUns at llloom Ferry 0.37 p. In,. Wllkes-bano B.W p. u. Sunbury Mall leaves Wllkesbarro 10. lun. m. anH Ing at llloom Ferry p.'.cs p. 111., Kuubury l.to p. in. i -xpreb3 west leaves Wllkes-barro a. 15 p. m., rlvmg at Dloom Feiry 4.15 n.m., sunbury 5.iu CIIAS. K. PUQ1I, lieu. Manager. J. It. WOOD, ueu. Passenger Ag jyCLA-WAItE, LACKAWANNA AMD WESTEltK HAlLltOAD. I5I.OOJ1S15UHG DIVISION. N'OltTII. p.m. p.m. a.m. STATIONS. SOUTH, n.m. a.m. i.m 5 to u 40 s 20 6 55 U 45 i 115 0 1)1 II W !i 30 U Oil U 5V l! -1 U 17 10 01 i 10 0 S.1 10 UJ 5 SI U 116 10 II M II 34 10 17 3 01) II SM 10 20 3 Ui U 4J 10 25 3 W 0 IS 10 25 3 01) li 60 10 20 3 II II 63 10 3-1 3 15 7 00 10 Ut 3 1.0 7 (15 10 41 3 21 7 13 10 48 3 2 7 21 10 til 3 45 7 47 11 10 3 57 7 M 11 10 I U 8 HO 11 S 1 10 H 111) 11 31 t 10 8 10 11 37 I 10 8 11 11 4 2J 8 21 II 40 4 JO 8 28 11 62 4 8 31 11 f 4 4; 8 3'J 13 l 4 II 8 65 13 80 5 15 U 03 13 88 5 13 U 0J 13 83 5 10 11 SO 12 60 5 vl) viti in II 25 U PJ 0 III ..,,Rcranton.. liellevuo,, ...Tavlorvlllo. 8 51 8 48 1 HI 1 l'J 1 II U 40 8 il l 'J ua 1 in 8 27 12 67 8 22 12 62 8 17 13 4t 8 13 18 43 8 08 13 40 8 08 13 37 8 Itl 13 31 7 6'J 18 80 7 51 13 80 7 60 13 15 7 43 12 07 7 10 11 65 7 18 13 3 7 11 11 13 7 05 11 81 0 63 11 23 U 61 11 13 0 60 11 15 IS 4 3 11 US II 3(1 11 01 3 SO 10 64 0 25 10 61 0 08 10 85 0 00 10 ii 5 63 10 21 5 40 10 10 p.m. a.m. 8 M..West Pittstou. d -is Wyoming. . 8 43 . . ..Mnltby,,. 6 to' llennett",. 8 33 ....Kingston ,, 8 35 Klnirston. ou.iiymouui junu 8 S5 ....ijyiuuuiu.,., ....Avondalu, , ....Nantlcoko... llunlock's cieek . snick-shinny,, 8 21 H 17 8 lb 1 6S' 7 4T , 111CK8 ieiry. ..Hoachllaveu,, Ilerwlek,,,, .lirlar Creek.. ..Willow drove., ...Llmollldgo,,. Il.ilioomsuurg' .... Uupert Catawpa iirtdge . .. lianvlllo. .. ....t'hulasu-y,... ....Cameron.... Noilhumberlaud 7 41 7 81 7 8J 7 83 7 IU 7 11 7 05 7 00' U 51 0 3T 0 i"J 0 IIS U 10 a.m. o.in. p.m. p.w W. V, 1IALSTEAD, Supt. Superintendent's ofilco, Scranlon, Feb. 1st, isos SU15SCHIHK FOll TI1U COLU.MI1IAN, $lft.U A YKAIi. "rAIHWUIQUT & (JO WHOLESALE Q ROGERS, 1'lIII.AnEl.PHIA i'ilVS,8VUUP;,00.?lfJJ3, 3UOAII, MJ'.V KlOf, SriCH. BICBB SODi.aiC., iO, M.S. Corner Second aud Arch streets. Ifordors wm rcoiivo prompt atte ntl i " 11