The Columbian. BLOOMSBURG, PA., KUlUAr, JANUARY 30, 1885. Correct Itullroiul Tliuc 'ruble. 'trains on tho Philadelphia 4 n. it. lcavo ltupert CIS lOllUWH t KOHTll. (1:30 a. lu. 4:lM p. in. SOUTH. 11:5) a. m. 0:13 p. ra. iisTrijlnsou tlio 1). L. ft W. It. tt. leave lllooinsburg NOKrii. south. :r:05a.in. 8:38 a.m. Il.oi a. m. llj a. in. 0:3(1 n. m. lisl ir The StfS ft. m. train connects at Northumberland with IheiUJ train ou Pennsylvania road.ieachlug ....... wuuivui mm i UUUflCipUlA and 1 lii'a at il oi?p m llullcrt reaching finiadel Tne 1 1:31 train connects with Pennsylvania road 1'linll.Mri.lln nnnnntu ...11. t.t I ..... .. . . ui. ..uiwumuwMmvi k liov, ivucuiu ruiiaueipiua awaSu. in. Tlio 4.30 p. in. train connects with Pennsylvania ml at rtoruiumuoruul at s.o p. m., and icaches I'nlhtdelpiita at U:u3 a. in. o Trains on the N. W. 11. Hallway pas3 Moom Feny ailollowsi 1I:7 a. m. li.HU p. III. 12.01 p. m. 4.15 p. in. Clulj Ilutes lor 1885, A OIIASOK TO (lur TUB BEST DEMOOIIATIO I'Al'Jtll IN THE OOOXTHT. Tlio New York World Is acknowledged to bo tho leading Democratic paper In tlio United Sliitos. Everybody ought to take a city paper lu addition to a local one. Wi have made arrangements with tho Weekly World to club with thu Columuias. pricu of tho Weekly HVW Is 1.00. On receipt of $2.20 wo will send tho two pa pars to any address In tho county, for one year. Clubs of llvo persons at ono post of' lice cau get them for $10,00 If ordered at one time. This 1b a very liberal oiler, and is made for tho purpose of extending our circulation uud not because there is any money in it. We do not believe in tlio chromo bus! ncss. All tho county newspapers are pub llshed at rates so low that the margin ol profit is very small, and unless all subscri. hers pay up, tho loss is nearly equal to the profits. Wo consider that our readers get tho full worth of their money out of this paper at SI. 00 a year, and wo cannot af ford to give every subscriber a gold watch or a piano, at that price. But we will do this : Every subscriber who will pay up All arrearages aud ono year in advance will receive for ono year, Goocf Cheer, a monthl) paper devoted to tho Interests of homo and family, and containing much valuable rcadiug matter. A sample copy can be seen at this olllcc. This oiler will stand only for a limited time, nud all who wish to get S2.00 worth for $1.00, should attend to it at once. I'crHoiial, Henry Rlnglcr of Philadelphia visited his brother 11. II. Hlnglcr, last week. W. 1. Edgar of Scranton is visiting friends in town. J. II, llaruuu has gone to a medical In stitution near Heading, for treatment. MlssKato Price of Philadelphia Is the guest of Mrs. It. C. Neal. Judge El well held court atTuukhannock last week for Judge slttzer. ltev. O. 11. Struuck has been visiting friends In this place during the past week. He came to bury Atta, a daughter of Frank Jones. A. P. Burbank, February 0th. O. W. Bertsch will soon move into the house of T. U, Miller on Third street. Burbauk and tho Quartette Club at the Opera House, Friday, February Otli. Wi nona Benetlt. Cow for Sale. Very large. Will soon bo fresh. Apply at the Sanitarium, oppo site depot, Bloomsburg. If J. F. S. wishes any attention paid to his communications he will please give us his full name. .30 1 4 8 The house and two lots of C. B. Brock., way were sold at Assignee's sale last Mon day toM. G. Hughes for if 2911.00. Prof. Brooks has returned from the South, aud will continue his leadership of tho Bloom band for another year. According to the Mt. Carmel JNVuy tho Sunbury Daily has been discontinued for want of patronage. $2,400 Wanteu. First mortgage, gilt edge security. Address P. O. Box 204, Bloomsburg, Pa. The illuminating apparatus of tho town clock does not always work. Several ulghts thu faces of the public time-piece lmvo becii'slirouded in darkness. A few goods in tho stationery lino left yet which will be sold below cost to close out. Call and see, If you want to savo money. Elwell & Blttenbeudcr. The arbitration on Monday between A. K. Smith and Samuel Brugler of Jersey town, concerning a water right, resulted lu an award of ten di liars for tho plaintiff. Mrs. John Roblusou of EspY, died on Sunday at the ripe ngo of eighty.fivo years. She was burled In Hoscmont cemetery on Wednesday. Dr. It. II. Little of Berwick, died sud denly on Tuesday while attending a pa tlent. Ho was uu excellent physician, jand a leading citizen. Arthur C. Smith Is publishing u monthly paper called The Collector, ut Scranton. It is devoted to tho interests of stamp and coin collectors. Now that tho old Liberty Bell has left Independence Hull to start ou tho road as a museum, we would suggest that efforts be made to secure its presence at our next county fair. It would draw better thsn tho side-shows that do come, or tlio Gov crnor who promises, but Uoes'ut come. A fine sample of the skill of William F. Hodlne as a paper hanger can bo 6teu at tho Coluuiuax ollico on the walls and celling. They are decorated In modern Floresquo Renaissance style, aud tho room when completed will bo the handsomest business place lu town. Tho Mite Society of tlio Lutheran church lias made arrangements with the Madame Fry Concert Company to glvo one of their entertaluineuts la tlio Opera House on Tuesday evening of next week, Feb. 8d. Prices of admission 5 and 00 cents. He. Berved scat tickets on sale at McKlnuoy'o. A Grand Purlm Charity Calico Ball, Under tho auspices of the II. V. M. A. for tho benefit of tho poor of Danville, will bo held in tho Danvlllu Opera House on Feb. lOlh. Bubo's Orchestra of 15 pieces, of Alleutown will furnish tlio music. Admls. sion tickets, $1.00. Warren J. Eyer, son of F. O. Eyer, started for Florida on Wednesday morning, where ho will go Into orougo culture. Hb Is a young man of Intelligence and energy and will no doubt make a success of this enterprise. He has many frlonds hero who will regret LU departure to so distant a field. THE On Wednesday of l&st week Charles Armstrong hauled n two horso load of oro to Irondalc, which weighed 7478 lbs. This Is said to ho tho biggest load ever brought In by one team. G. W. Sterner has a Btore loom and dwelling on Main street, and n dwelling on Market street for rent. Calt on him for particulars. 2w Everything moves 011 as lcgularly and smoothly ul tho Court House as though no changes had taken placo lu tho offices. Tho Commissioners nro all men of good judg. meut and business qualification?, and this added lo Mt. Polio's experience, and Clerk Casey's knowledge of the olllcc, keeps things moving without a Jar. The people will have 110 ouuie to regret their selection. Hon, of llotfon. Tho following pupils of the Appleman school, Mt. Pleasant township, Delia llldlny, teacher, hnvo neither been nhscnt nor tardy during tho month ending January 10, 18S5 1 Fnnnle Wnnlch, Lilllo Wanlrh, Lizzie Woll, Lllllo Wolf, Wllllo McMnhan, Isaac Shaffer, Chnrle3 Warden, Frank Wolf. Mr. Geo. Win. Curtis suggests ns to "woman's rights" that "there is one right of woman which tho most unreasonable conservatism will not deny, aud that Is the right of earning her own living by her own Industry and skill." This Is apropos of tho women's exhibit nt Now Orleans, which ho discusses in tho forthcoming February Jlarper'. A water plug at the corner of Main and Centre streets burst last Friday night nnd filled Hie store room of J. F. Caldwell up lo the level of the pavement, damaging a large quantity of Hour and olher goods. Owing to tho frozen ground It was nearly two hours before tho water could be shut off from the section in which tlio break oc curred. Tlio break in tho pipe was found Saturday afternoon, and all repatrs made Saturday evening. On Tuesday evening at a meeting of tlio Waler Company a re solution was passed to pay Mr. Caldwell all damages he sustained. Ho was paid on Wednesday. The Carnival at tho link last Friday night was largely attended by maskers and spectators. .Miss Sadie Bates was awarded the prize for the most elaborate costume, and -Miss Jennie Hnrman for the most orig. inal. ham. Bidlemau and Oscar Lowen berg were the lucky gentlemen prize-tak. ers. 'Hie baud enlivened the occasion with their excellent music. If you wish to enjoy a good conceit you should not fall to hear the Madame Fry ( oncert Company on Tuesday evening, Feb. 3d. They gave 1111 entertainment re cently at Lock Haven and the Daily Demo crat of that place thus spoke of it: A large iiudicucc was present Tuesday night. Tlio widc-spreud reputation of tho gifted Fry family as finished artists iusurcd them an enthusiastic reception. The duett "Mrs. Doctor and Mrs. Proctor," made a decided "lilt." Tho company are all hard workers, and nre highly cultured artists, Tlio Winona benefit will take place at the Opera House on Friday evening. Feb. (1th. Sir. A. P. Burbank, the celebrated elocutionist aud Mimic, has been engaged and will appear in a number of selections. Tho Bloomsburg Quartette club, whose voices have frequently been heard in bene fit entertainments, havo kindly consented to render some of their excellent music on Ibis occasion. The proceeds will go to wards defraying the expenses of keeping up the Winona Fire company, and as the Firemen ask but little assistance from tho public they should on this occasion receive liberal patronage. Admission 00, 35 nnd 25. Reserved seats at Molvinney's. 1'iik Piuntuu. The printer, says an ex. change, is in a disagreeable situation. Ho trusts everybody, ho knows not whom j his money is everywhere and lie baldly kuows where to look for it. His paper, his Ink, his type, journeymen's Hbor, ills living, etc., must be punctually paid for. You have taken his paper, and your child ren, and your neighbors nnd yourself havo been amused and informed by it. If you miss ono paper you think very hard of the printer. You would rather go without your best meal than bo deprived of your newspaper. Have you tnken ns much pains to pay liim as lie has to furnish you with his paper. Havo you paid him for his type, his press and his hard work ? It you havo not, go nnd pay him right off. Cntavl8Hn. Surprise parties seems to bo quite tlio rage this week. Flistcame ono on Mon day evehing ut Mr. H. Young's house, in which the neighbors presented him with' a nice spring rocking-clinlr. On Tuesday evening Mrs. Rebecca Breisch, known as grandmother Breisch where the neighbors gathered in nnd spread a sumptuous re past. Wo wish the o'd lady may live to lee many Mich days 1 but slio is advancing to old age, being now in her 85th year. On Saturday night at Mr. J. Klstler's in which the neighbors and friends remembered them with many tokens of their regard. At this writing we are informed that D. W. Walter Is lying in a critical condition, and there is no hopes of his recovery. Tho Post Office affairs are creating quite a stir ; but we think that some of the men who are seeking after it ought to think, that perhaps there are some who are more needy and just as competent. Thu tramp nuisance is upon us in all its force. We thought that our wise legisla tors had passed a law upon this subject. Where is tlio law-enforcing power ? There will bo pay day upon thu P. &Tf. R, It. on Feb. 2d which will no doubt gladden the hearts of many ; if it is only a small amount lu cotnpuilson to what it had been. There will be an entertainment in Ma sonic Hall by the puplp) of tho public school on Feb. Oth 1833 for the purposo of raising additional funds to purchase books for their reference library, which I under stand is now upon a firm basis. May tho good work go on until every school houso in the land contains 11 first c!.ss li brary. There lmvo been no changes made In the directors of tho Calawlssa Deposit Bank except J. H. Yastlno In placo of Henry Holllugshead, Nothing new aliout thu paper mill af fairs more than a stoppage caused by the want of funds. Tho town seemed lively on Saturday, caused by the light fall or snow, which brought tho farmers to town und made the merchants feel better by several dollars, Tho township elections are comlug 011 apace, und we think th.it there is not enough attention paid to tho persons whom wo select for tho several offices and tho cousequencu is that we nro ruled by a set of men, who neither havo property, or care how much It costs, if they, themselves only can fill their pockets, and leave tho propeity owners pay tho bills. Look to your interests and select men who are pro. gresslve und economical, David Winner offers himself us crier ut vendues. Apr 1 COLUMBIAN AJND DEMOCRAT, A 111 )f ClOHC-tlllt. I will sell tho cntlro stock of goods for mcrly owned by Llllcy is Sicppy, of Uraugcvillc, consisting of dry goods, all kinds of gioccrlcs, hardware, tpiconswnro, hats and caps, hoots, shoes, rcady.tnada clothing, iron, fish, iial's, salt, grain, lum. her, Ac, strictly at, und below cost. Bui ter nnd eggs will be taken In exchange for goods. Now, here Is a chance for big bar. gains, ns theso goods will bo sold to the customers nt Just what they cost In tho cities, nnd tho stock Is complete. Call early and get the first cliolco ns tho goods are bound to sell fust upon such terms. Lt'CINDA Ltt.mt, Centre Towimlilp Huiictuy Hcllool Convention. The fiflhincellng of tho CVutro township . a. Association was held on Saturday, Jan. lOlh In St. Paul's Lutheran church. It wn a bold windy day yet the attendance was goou. uur programme was the short est ono and the best one that wu have had. Thc;Hrst,top!c discussion was tho Inter national Lessons. Why superior to tho old plan of Bible study.-r-Tlielr adaption to tht primary clni-s ns well as older schol- ars. 2. What good could be realized lo our churches, Sunday Schools and communl tics by tho formation of Lyceums. 3. Temperance Should it he taught and how ? 4, What amount should each person contribute to the cause of the Lord. The last topic proved the most interest. Ing and it is to be hoped that much good was done by its discussion. We propose holding another Institute next Juno in the Lime Rldgo Evangelical church. A. W. SrBAii, f'cc'y. A Deserved CmuiiliiiiiMii. Among tho cxtcnslvo general nowspaper advertisers of tho country, tho firm of Wells & Richardson, of Burlington, Vt, occupy a very prominent position. They expend ovr 100,000 annually, nnd have done so persistently for several years. Of courso they havo become immensely rich, tho almost universal experience of those who use printer's Ink liberally, judiciously und peislstcntly. The business of this firm extending through every state nnd through a general ngency, They very wisely selected Hubbard's International Newspaper Agency, of Now Haven, ut the outset i and a private letter from tlio home office In Burlington, just received, speaks of the business having been dono by Mr. Hubbard in a most thorough nnd satisfac tory manner. This testimony to tho fldel Ity and skill of our friend Hubbard in transactions covering five yeais and involv. ing nn expenditure of more than half a mil lion dollars, is about ns lino a compliment ns he or any other reasonable man could ask for or wish. There can be no doubt that It is well deserved. From the Hartford, Conn., Post. MlRllll. The ice gatherers arc taking advantage of the cold snap. Diphtheria seems to bo entirely overcome. At present there is none in the township, Harrison Taj lor lost a horse. I. H. Strauss, ticket agent on the P. R. R. is visiting his brother-in-law Malcolm Lobe, Waterloo, N. Y., manufacturer of the Waterloo organs. Mr. Wiiite of the firm of White & Con ner was through these parts early on Mon day. No. OOdicw the musical clock at Sell wcppcnhelser Ss Snyder's store and Doc. Kromcr was tho lucky boy. Hartzcl & Mourcy had public sale of ponies at Nescopcck on Saturday. Miss Millie Ecroth was married to a gen tleman of Ganesburg, N. Y., on Monday forenoon 19th Inst. They took tho 11:44 train for N. Y. Mrs. Catharine Kikcndall died on Sunday morning. Her remains were buried In tho Cemetery, Rev. L. M. Kumler officiated. Tlio sermon was preached in tho Lutheran church. Rochester Letter. EtllTOIlS Colouuian : Your correspondent having a trip to make on business, in North Wctern Penn sylvania, took nn early morning train on the Rochester and Pittsburg It. R. leaving this city nt 0.45 u. 111. As the Iron Horso steamed over tho line farms of Western N. Y., at tlio rate of 45 miles nn hour, wo can't help but think of the facilities wo have nowadays both for business und pleas. lire to what thco that preceded us a half u century nnd mnro ngo had with tho old fashioned stage conch. Our first stopping place of importance wn3 at Salamanca some 70 miles distance. It Is a place of unusual activity as several ail roads center here. After a few minutes stop tlio train pulls out again for Bradford, Pa., Mckean county, the town nt present noted above all other Penusylvunla towns for the production of coal oil Tho der ricks stuuds us thick hero nearly as the poles on a bean patch. Tis here they have special facilities for furnishing short din ners, but never forget to make it up in long prices. To ho seen here prospectlug for tho greasy fluid is tho millionaire as well us cheap coal oil Johnny. Tis said that fortunes nre made nud lost here dally. On leaving Bradford, tho train Is soon In the forests and mountains ofMcKean conn- ty. iV rldo of 20 miles will bring you to thu famous Kinzua bridge, said to ho tlio high est structure of thu kind in the world. It is composed entirely ol iron with fine architectural piers, making the road bed 307 feet in height, not very high, but pleanty high enough to rldo in mid nlr. And as tho massive cnglno weighing forty- five or fifty tuns, drawing other cars in proportlon.crnwls along over the same, you think it goes slow but pleanty fast enough. Thousands of acres of hemlock timber stand along this rond, nnd would havo re mained many years longer, hut for this road which opens up 11 maikct und trans portation at home, U Rldgway which is tho county scat ot Elk comity. Wo cross the Philadelphia aud Erie R. It., und about 20 miles further on we strike tho Allegheny and Low Grade Route to Red Bank and Pittsburg. At tho mimed crossing is wliero Dubolso City is located and let us remark that John Du. boiso lias hero set a worthy examplu that , might with profit bo imitated by men of means. Mr, Dubolso a few years 1 ago judiciously invested some money In , timber lands, tlio result is ho has lived to sec tho wilderness turned into an Edcu. Ho keeps steadily employed over 600 hands, has erected a lino hotel, store, Iron works, saw mills, box factories, etc., with nil modern Improvements. Afler etopplng over one day ut Dubolso city, wo went to Brookvltlu, Jefferson county,had occasion to go out In horse and conveyance for that purpose. Tho result was tho horso ran away and left us behind. At night tho landlord quartered in in a haunted room, of tho balance wo will spook ot nt sorao future time. Yours Truly, W .L. M. Central In, On Monday evening n "charnctcr" from Mt. Carmel camo lo Hits borough for the express purpose of "painting the town red." Of course he succeeded In getting n sound thrashing -and will leave tho town unpointed for another while. Tho gatno nt pool between Gcorga Schnell of this placo nnd Georgo Cleaver of Ashland, which was played in the' latter place on Saturday afternoon, for n pursoof $50.00, wns won by Schnell. Quito a num. hot of ouryoungpeoplo witnessed tho game John Doyle, who was taken to the Miners' Hospital for treatment last week, died on Mondry morning. His death was the result of injuries received In the mines several months ago. Coal Inspector Rceso has been on the sick list tho last fen days. Rov. J. J. Russell Is making strcuuom efforts to enforce tlio law prohibiting the safe of liquor on Sundny. Several monthi ngo ho requested tho borough authorities to assist him in tills direction. Ills request wns compiled with, nnd for a tlmo wo had special officers scattered all over town on the Sabbath, and tho saloons kept closed doors. There was an npathy, however, on the part of tho nuthorltcs, to keep the of llccrs on duty, and now tho groggerlcs do a lively Sunday business. Tho Reverend gentleman is determined to put n stop to tho business, nnd lias gotten up n petition signed by tho majority of our business men, which ho will present nt tho next term of Court, asking that no new licenses be granted In the borough, and those hold ing licenses be compelled, by oath, to ob serve tho Sabbath. About a dozen young i.ien in town have purchased roller skates, and make uso of tho dancing platform in tho grove ns a rink. There are no less than fourteen aspirants for tho Supcrvisorshlp In the township. A lively tlmo may be expected nt the coming election. Five different parties in town have filled their ice houses with ice from the North Ashland dam. The shooting match between Curry and Wri.gg has been declared off. The latler forfeited the money. The Polish saloon pieseuted a deserted looking nppearnnce since the fight last week, nnd the proprielor Is silently pack ing up his glasses, preparatory to leaving for a new field. Hazel House ot Ashland, nnd Laura Houscr of Tamaqua, visited friends in town this week. It IlciicnclH 011 Whose Ox Is Gored, EDiTora" Columbian : I have been a reader of the Toledo Blade for the last fifteen months and will venture to say that a more radical Republican sheet wus never published. There is nn nrtlclo In it signed "A Looker-On In Mor gnntown, Ky." He says there was a gath ering down in Dixie, and every Democrat in the country swooped down on the quiet littlo village with tho old familiar yell of twenty years ngo such as wo hoard from the hordes that followed Morgan nnd Ben nett. He said they used lauguage revolt- ing, madly yelling for Jeff. Davis, cursing the names of the Immortal Lincoln nnd Garfield, claiming that what they had lost at the point of the bayonet they had won at the ballot box. At last, he claims, they pulled down tho Blaine flag, Ac. He says they did not come from the slunfs of the Democratic party. The Republicans are so completely whipped that they are trying to incite riot and bloodshed, and should be looked after. Tho Blade cliargc3 the Democrats with hard things. It calls them "bull dozers" und "ballot-box stuffers." It says "the daring deviltry of tlio domineering Democratij patty of the South has no bounds. They llvo on hate. They retain their power by brutal force." This re minds mo of the brutal force used in tho lata Rebellion, uud the raids that were made in our beautiful valley on inoffen sive Democrats by the iron heel of despot. ism. In my neighborhood they dragged forty-four of tho best men in our valley and incarcerated them in filthy dungeons, there to linger .until some of them were brought home dead. Think of it.fellowcoun try men j and now they have the audacity to charge us with all manner of cruelty. In conversation with a fellow Democrat tho other day ho said a Republican asked him why ho did not vote Willi the Republicans. He said it was this ono tiling only; lie be lieved in future rewards and punishments. That's my tlx, exactly, but I must say I don t bolievo or approve of the courso the Democrats are taking for tho inauguration. Instead of that great ball I think the nation had better be clothed lu sack cloth and ashc9, and ask God's guldunco and dircc Hon in the future, or wo may bo visited witli a greater calamity than the late war, God savo this nation, and make it a God fearing nation. A Demoohat. nalte n Note of Tills. littlo borax put In tho water In which scarlet napkins nnd red-bordered towels are to be washed will prevent them fading. It is worth recollecting that bar-soap should bo cut into squaro pieces nnd put into a dry place, as it lasts better after shtlnking. By rubbing with a damp flannel dipped in tlio best whiting, the brown dlscolora. tlou may bo taken off cups in which cus turds have been baked. Why purchase Inferior nutmegs when their quality can bo tested by pricking them with a pin ? If llicy are good the oil will instantly spread around the puncture. Carpets, after the dust has been beaten out, may bo brightened by scattering upon them com meal mixed with salt, and then sweeping it off j mix salt und meal equal proportions. Rub your black walnut sowing machine tables, your cabinet organ, or any other solid furniture you may have, with a cloth moistened with kerosene oil, and you will quickly see an improvement, hut keep it uwny from varnish. When putting away tho silver tea 01 coffeo pot, which is not used every day, ay a little stick across tho top under tho cover. This will allow fresh uir to get In und proven tlio mustincss of tho contents, familiar to hotel nnd boardlng-houso suf ferers. Crapo may bo renovated by thoroughly brushing all dust from tho material, sprinkling with alcohol, aud rolling in a uewspnpcr, comcnclng with the paper und crape together, so that tho paper may bo between every portion of tho material, Allow it to remain so until dry. Good housc-kecpers are frequently an noyed by oil marks on papered walls ugalnst which careless or thoughtless per sons have laid their heads. Theso unsight ly spots may ho removed by making a paste of cold water and pipe clay or ful ler's earth, and laying It on the surface without rubbing It on, elso tho pattern of tho paper will then likely bo injured. Lcavo tho paste on all night. In tho morn ing It can be brushed off uud tho spot will have disappeared, but n lenowul of tho op. oration may be necessary if tho oil mark is old. BLOOMSBURG, Ilcrwtck. Two of our vcncrnblo citizens passed nwny last week. John Ruch, our vencra. ble post-mnstcr, wns hurled on Sunday, He had been post master fo ' 24 years longer than any other postmaster of Ber wick. For many years Mr. Ruch was a popular citizen, nnd mado a good public officer. Ho wns universally liked by all of our citizens. Ho has gone tho way of all tho earth, and he will bo missed long after his remnlns havo returned lo dust. Ho was 75 ycntB of ngo. Gilbert Fowler wns burled, ntlcr a ling crlng Illness, on Saturday last. Ho was nearly 03 years of ngo. By many years of Industry and frugality ho had accumulated consldernblo property. Ho was n useful citizen, and was among tho foremost in the development of tho country. Both of theso nged patriarchs had largo funerals. So they go, ono by one, tho old landmarks, and soon cveryono will bo goue, nnd the tomb cover their remains. Others will trend uftcr tlicm to grow old and dlo. Thus the generations pass nwuy, like a' moving panorama. They go as tho lapso of a stream, and the falling of a star. Somebody got hungry last week, nnd en. tcred Morton's smoko house, nnd fltolo D. W. Knccht's meat thrco hams nnd ono shoulder. Tho party left somo meat re main in the smoke house. Klase lost ono of his frescoed chickens. Ills Japanese plgeon9 ho got nt our County Fait nre coming on nil right. John Vanatta lost his little red dog on Friday lust. It was run over by tlio cars. It was a bird dog, and well trained. John Uomboy, formerly of Nescopcck, now of Hctlervlllc, visited Berwick on Sat urday last, looking well. He Is doing a lino blacksmith trade ut Hctlervlllc. Oh! those immense oysters ut Isadorc Chamberlain's. Dr. Hower is doing n good business as surgeon dentist, in Berwick. Notwithstanding the depression, the stores nro doing a good business. The car works will resume operations In February, ou a contract of 200 cars. Frank Ortniau of Washlngtonville, has been visiting friends In Berwick. Edward Bald is appointed postmaster here. He is popular, ami gives cntlro sat isfaction. Ills prospects for continuance after the 4th of March nre good. Miss Flora Lobach of Washlngtonville, Is visiting friends in Berwick. Too snow last Saturday camo bad only to melt and raako mud. Wo nre glad to noto that Doc. McCrca will not go to Nnntlcoko to practlco medi cine, but will remain in Berwick, where he has un extensive practice, and many friends. He is nu accomplished, congenial gentleman outside of his medical practice. Hugh Linden butied ids wife last week. She was just in the prime of life, being 45 years of age. Slio was an cstlmnblc wo man. The rolling mill is runniug on full time. Col. A. D. Sccly, of our town, is put forth by his numerous friends as candidate for Sheriff of Columbia county. Now, then, why shouldn't Berwick furnish a Sheriff 1 For years Sheriffs and other pub lie officers of the country have come from almost every township outside of Berwick. Berwick, ever sinco the origin of the conn ty, has supplied no public officers, reaping salaries and tho emoluments of tho county. In tho name of justice, why shouldn't Ber wick be allowed to furnish a Sheriff. Is there any reason for it ? Why should all the public officers come from outsldo of Berwick? Col. A. D. Seely served gallant ly In our late war, (Reg. 84, Col. S. M. Bowman commanding.) A better selec tion could not be made anywhere within the precincts of tho county. He is popular and well liked ut home, nnd has many friends wherever known. Ho would make a fine Sheriff, und would make a fine run. If nominated, tucro is no doubt of his elec tion. He would do honor to tho county. Wo trust to see his name foremost as can dldato for the Sheriffalty. We feel conn dent he would be elected by a largo ma jority. Kinney Adams is bound to be ahead. He Is fixing up his store room in palatial style. It will be one of the most hand some stores along the river. Nemo. Write tor Your I.ocul Paper. There is no more effectual and enjoyable means by which young people can store their minds with practical knowledge and gain the power of giving expression to what they know than writiug for tho press. In writing for his or her lrfcal paper the young student cultivates the power of ob servation. Do not think that your literary career is in writing elaborate articles for the magazines or popular literary journals. Wrllo for your local paper or for somo pa per in your neighborhood or country that lias tome literary character, giving the news of your vicinity in the plainest lan. gunge you cau command. Keep on writ- ing for that paper. "As a regular corres. pondent you will bo furnished with tho necessary stationery or the postage at least will be paid by the publisher and ono or several copies will bo furnished you. It your neighbor writes for the nearest paper try another. Accidents, robberies, fires, deaths, mar riages, charities and cruelties are not the only neighborhood happenings that are worthy of being recorded. Tho close ob server becomes tho successful writer. There uro many things which, when prop erly recorded, are of deep interest, though the careless person scarcely notices them. Ho who can writo down neighborhood news and happenings in plain, spicy s ylo without unnecessary words has a beautiful accomplishment. He has tho gift of pleas, antly imparting his knowledge to others, and If he Is a school teacher ho will surely ucceed In that profession. Hi. Cirnna Army ltiicaitipmeiit. The meeting of tho Pennsylvania Stato encampment of tho Grand Army of tho Republlo will bo held in Harrisburg on February 10th nud 11th next, and there arc indications that tho attendance will bo large. Tlio opera houso has been engaged by the city Posts, who will also provldo a band of music. In addition to this a very hundsomo and costly hudgo has been pre pared, which will bo presented to each delegate ns tho gift of tho Harrisburg posts. Tlio budge is of French bronze about tlio sizu ot a half dollar, On tho ob. verso side is a reduced fae rimileot the ecu- tre piece of tho regular G. A. R. star badge, representing fraternity, charity and loyalty, surrounded by a laurel wreath. Tho rc. verso bears the inscription in raised letters! "Delegate to 10th nnnual encampment, Department of Pennsylvania, G, A, R. Compliments of PostB 08 and 110." Tho medal will bo suspended by a ribbon from a brotize bar bearing the inscription, "liar, rlsburg, 1885." It Is expected that nt least 1,500 old soldiers will visit the city on this occasion. O'er head und cars his cap of seal He pulls as far as It will go Ho pulls It good and strong, lu days like these when things congeal, Mun wants but littlo car below, Nor wants that little long. Enau.NK Field. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. PtiXKlefl. Answers to last week's puzzles, No. 1, Grover Cleveland, No. 2, Governor Robert E. Paulson, No. 3, Nnpoleon Bonaparte, No. 4, Tlio Ice Bridge nt Niagara Falls. The first thrco aro correctly answered fjy William Bclshllnc, Mt. Pleasant, Llzzlo Robblns, Forks, No, 1, by Charles Hldiay, Centre,,!. L. Snyder, Mifflin, M. 11. Gelsin. gcr, Espy, L. M. Kclclincr, Llghtstrcct, John Winner, Benton, Esther A. Fritz, Colcscrcck. Numbers 1 nnd 2 of 2 weeks ngo wcro answered by Miss Anna U. Hartmnn of Madison, nnd tho Benton problem was solved by I). 8, Robblns of Beiiderlown, nnd Wllbcr Kline, Orange, their answers were recelvcd.too late for publication last week. No. 1. I am composed of 13 letters. My 11, 10, 13, 4, 12 and 3 Is a beverage. My 0, 2, 4, 0, 10 and 8 is decayed. My 1, 7, 2 and 8 la a place of refuge. My 3, 12, 0, 10 and 0 is a piece In n build Ing. My wholo is a noted placo near tiio out let of Lake Ontario. No. 2. Tho following 13 a name honored by every American. I am composed of nineteen letters. My 1, 2, 13, 8, Is a word used by every lumberman. My 13, 8, 4, 10, 10 is the Inspissated juice of tho poppy. My 14, 18, 17, 11, 4, 1, 7, 15, 10 relates to ice. My 0, 7, 8, 10, 3 is ono who spends even ings in a saloon. My 5, 4, 17, 0, 10,11 is a member of a family. My 3, 5, 17, 10, 0 Is what a faithful son docf In thu morning without his father's call. My 9, 18, 10, 0, 14, 10 is a word used at tho gambling, table. My 12, 14, 15, 10, 8 is a cluster of trees. Tho abnvo was composed by a Centre lady. No. 3. I am composed of 12 letters. My 12, 9, 0, 5, 10 Is an Italian town In a provlnco of the same name. My 5, 4, 3 is a useful animal. My 9, 11, 10, 8 is a territory. My 1, 3, 0, 8 an eruptive disease. My 7, 3, 8, 4, 0, 10 Is u city. My 2, 7, 12, 12, 10, 8 is a division of a country in India. .My wholo is a mountain in North Ameri ca. No. 4. Drop letter puzzle of four letters. K K is a city on the eastern continent. JNo. C. My 1, 2, 13, 22, 15, 10, 17, 18 was a gen. oral in tho army. My 9, 2, 0, 20, 10, 22 mado an accidental and useful discovery. My 22, 5, 12, 10, 0, 14, 10, 19 was an am bilious warrior. My 12, 21, 18, 11, 3, 7, was president of the U. 8. My 8, 5, 20, 7, 13, 0, 14, 8 was a very great and decisive battle. My 23, 24 is 11x8. lienton. Mr. Georgo Dodson, an aged citizen of Btnton township, died on Tuesday of last week, at tho udvunccd ugo of about eighty ono years, and was burled on Friday at the Hamlin cemetery. It wns remarked by n lady from Berwick that sho never saw so many quite aged people assembled, as on this occasion. Tho Sunday School Convention of Ben ton township, was organized on last Satur day, which met in tlio Al. E. church in that town, by the election of the following officers : President, J. C. Wcnncr ; Secre tary, John R. Keeler; Treasurer, J. C. Tubbs j Committee on miscellaneous busi ness for tho ensuing year, J. R. Keeler, Ellas McIIcnry aud Peter Laubach. Revs, C. K. Cnnflcld nnd G. V. Savage, and Sec retary of County Convention, A. Spear, were present. It will meet again some time in next June. Mr. Freeman D. Bower and wife of Ber wick, after a prolonged visit, of about five weeks' duration, among friends, nnd work suspension of tho Jackson & Woodin Man ufacturing Company, expect to return in time to receive his first copy of tlio Colum bus for the coming year. Fishing from under the ice was not n success on last Thursday. And wllllo walking on the Ice, clear as crystal, our hair fairly stood on end as we gazed ut the depth beneath us some llvo or six feet, looking after the finnles, ot which we aro very fond. We were certainly walking on tlio water. And had our faith been weak, aud tho foundation given awny, wc should havo cried, "Lord save, or I perish." If not from I ho waves, at least from the cold. Jacob Klodlg, a young man of Fishing. creek, while fishing on Jones' mill pond on last Friday, broke the ice and disappeared, but camo up at the samo place, and es- caped if not u wiser, a wetter and colder man. The frce-to-all rink is rather a cliangea. bio affair. Hiram Ash's team run away, on lust Monday a week, and ono of tho horses col. llded with an apple tree, nnd broke its nock, and therefore was instantly killed, .Mr. Ash is a huckster und was ready with his load for a trip up the river. Only 8 mills road tax in Espy sell is net feel. Won car 10 udder 13 mills on dcr dollar hedden, norto kent csn grummcllow. Ear wist nix fun tox won sell der wako is, Illlxen blazes sine dalo lido do slioffn der gonso summer ufum wake, und hen norto slhlll on groscr gelt tox. Yudcr mench do hut on wako on Benton, und aro will cn aw gude gusbofed hoven. The matrimonial tree is now in full bloom.wlth a fair prospect of a goodmatri raonlal crop next year. ClirlHtimiH l'uii at Weliti's Run. Editor Co him sun : Somo ono enys: There's many a rosa that wasb:rn to black un. been, Aud waste Its sweetness on tho desert atr. This will no doubt be the nto of th voung people of Wcbu's Run S. S. unless I, from inv lonelr sanctum, throue-h tho columns of your paper, bring to tho mind 01 your readers the merry eceues of tho uigui 01 i-iec. Mill, lbSt. Tho occasion was tho rendering of a Christmas Masque, entitled, Tho False Sir Santa Claus.- The house was nicely deco. rated und a largo platform erected for the occasion. The peoplo began to nrrlyo long be f oro tlio hour aud tho houso was filled to overflowing, many going away for wuut ot room, even to stand. Punctually at 7i30 tho children camo lu singing tho sprightly littlo carol, Merry bells aro ringing now, Miss Carrie Swep. penhelser presiding at tho organ. Tho character of Old Moneybags, or Tlio False Sir Santa Claus was well sustained by Mr. A. J. Tobias. MUs Minnie Polio was piquante and saucy ns Ethel, and Our. ly Locks was admirably dono by little demure Lillian Bason. We could not but admiro the firm, clear voice of Dick, as personated by Master Charles Baker, and wo aro quite safe In saying that lie will be a firm champion of whatever courso ho may take sides with. IFOIR, SALE. I BUY AND SELL CA.LVKS. SUOTES. I want neatly nil tho good calves In tho county. A specialty. I deal largely In nice white clean nnd thrifty sliotes In pigs from 7 to 8 weeks old, 2 months, 2, 3. 3, 4, 4, B, 6, 7 to t months old, sholcs in weight from 25, 30, 5, 40, 45, 00, 00, 75, 80, uu, to imj pounds a piece. POULTJiV Chickens, Turkeys, PORK BEEF A specialty. I handlo pork in 200, 225, 250, 275, 300, 850, 400 sldo or wholo pig. A specialty liy tho pound, half standing up or knocked down, cents n pound. A PPI.;ES Ih Pcck' lshcl, or by tho barrel. PUIiS Vos s,tllnli Buccoon, Mink, Muskrat, Sheep Skins, &c. JJ AY Timothy, Clover, and Timothy nnd Clover Hay. BARK 0ak nml Hemlock. CLOVERSEED "ought ami.oid. KY E STR A W ,I,e bumllu or by the to BEESWAX. FRESH COWS I JTirH MR A" k!llJs "xi 3x4-3xr'. 3 37. 45. 8u. 0x8. 12, 14 10, u XjU IU.D-Lirt and 20, 24, 28, 30 to 32 feet long. Boards and Plank 12, 14, 10, 18 nnd 20 feet long, worked half Inch, pine nnd Hemlock, German siding 12, 14 nnd 10 feet long. Hemlock Boards 0x12 inch, gauged 12, 14, 10 and 18 feet long. Shingle nnd natter ing lath. A lot of good dry white pine boards, narrow, medium and wide 12, 13, U, 10 18 und 20 luches wide. Worked white pine, yellow pine, nnd Hemlock flooring, 18, 14 and 10 feet long. Shaved nnd sawed slilmtles, pine, No 1, 2, and 3, pine, Hemlock and chestnut. Battens 2 nnd 8 inch, 12, 14 nnd 10 feet long, pickets, posts, rails, wsui scoting. Lumber dressed In tho yard at the store. Telephone connection. PI? E StIH T & THE Misses Dency und Grade Walker sang Jack Frost in a mo3t happy nnd charming mnnner and wo bespeak success for them in after years. Master Seymour Polio 113 Jack Frost, the mischievous sprite, played his pranks well, and pinched nnd poked Moneybags with his usual total disregard ot etiquette. Dressed in a white suit sparkling witli dla mond dust, lie really seemed like tho naugli ty elf himself. Miss Lillian Walker in n lovely snow nnd Ice suit wns a veritable star as Jack's wife, and seemed the lncar nation of mischief, as sho aud Jack danc ing around Moneybags covered him nice, with a coat of ice. Master Ario Campbell, the pugnacious young pago of Moneybag's was dressed in a jester's suit of bright red. Do brought the house down ns ho mado his appearance in a somersault, ami with comical attitude announced Sir Santa Claus. Master Ario certainly possescs superior talent, and with effort and study will surely cxcell in liter ary pursuits. Miss Nora Nagle was lovely as Fully Bountiful while old Santa Claus himself, friend of thoglrh and boys, helper of their fun and sharer of their joys, received the accolade from tho hand of littlo Curley Locks, completely routing tho False Sir Santa and amid general rejoicing wns pro nounced the true one. This was acted by Mr. Silas Poulns. All enjoyed tho exercises very much, aud the only criticism wo heard was that, it was too short. Messrs. Warren Bittenbender, Joseph Powlus. Jnrius Miller and Chas Nagle, the trusty police, of tho False Santa, also de serves favorablo mention. We cannot m justice, close this article without giving much praise, which is just ly hers, to Mrs. E. J. O. Walker, the effi cient instructor, musical director, and stago manager. May slio have a like suc cess in every undertaking. Webb's Run is still ahead, wo will ring the bell, drop the curtain und bid you good-bye. Onk ok T1IK CltOWD, DEATHS. SHULTZ. In Jackson township, Janu ary lCth, 1885, Ida Shultz, nged 0 years, 5 months and 20 days. MARRIAGES. BALL WILLIAMS. In Ccntrnlln, Jan. 14th, 1885, by Rev. G. M Lamed, .Mr. Reuben J. Ball, and Miss Christlaima Wil liams, both of Ccntrali.1, Columbia county, Pa. THOMAS KINLEY. At tlio M. E. par sonago in Orangeville, January 1st, 1835, by Rov. E. M. Chllcoat, Mr. J. E. Thomas of Jonestown, to Miss Clara B. Kinlcy of Asbury, botli of Columbia county, Pa. SEYBERT-BF.ISlILINE.-Al tho M. E. panopage in Orangeville, January 13th, 1885, by Rev. E. M. Chllcoat, Mr. Caleb E. Scbcrt of Salem township, to Miss Rachel B. Bclshllne, of Bcmlertown, Columbia county, Pa. LOCAL N0TICEs7" 100 pieces muslin 0, 7, und 8 cents per yard, ut Hartman it Sou's. 50 pieces muslin 9, 10 nnd 12 cents at Hartman & Son's. For the next 00 days I will make fine cabinet photos nt $3.00 per dozen. Lleht ning process. Quick us wink. A full Hue of frames on hand. MoKillip. Jan 10.3 mos When you como to Court don't forget to seo Hartman & Son's 0 and 7 cent muslin. Hartman A Son are in market witli a big stock of now goods. Just in at I. W. Hartman & Sou's Spring cashmeres, all prices and colors. 08 pieces (2S9Iyds) best light calico 5 cents per yard, at 1. W. Hartman & Son's. I. W. Hartman & Son lead in Spring Dress Goods. 40 pieces one-half wool, Just opened, 13 cents per yard. All colors. BUSINESS NOTICES. After using ull tho liuinbuglinimcntsnnd Jalvcs with sure failure, go und get of your diugglsts a Hip Platter. The strongest und best porous plaster ever made. Vast, ly superior to all other external remedies. Tho conipleto pain-nllaylng virtues of fresh Hons combined with strengthening Gums and Burgundy Pitch. 25c. When baby was sick, wo gave her CAS TOR1A, When she was u child, she cried for ('ASTORIA, When sho became Miss, she clung to OASTOR1A, When she bud Children, tho gave them OABT01U.V. COMMENCE THE YEAH lUtlltl', 1 Don't make too many resolutions, but hold on llko grim death to thoso you do iniikc. If your pli.vslclul system Is out of order you should attend to that at once ; for Its no use trying to keep a still upper lip when your kidneys or liver uro taking the courago out of you. If you havo real ly inadu up your miud to turn over a nuw leuf, commence the year by taking a thorough courso of tlio celebrated Kidney. Wort Thousuuds ot people testify lo its good effects for kidney disease!, bilious ness, piles, coustlpulion, etc. Geese, Ducks, Pigeons, Ac. weight from 70, 80, 00, 100, 125, 160, 175, to 400 pounds, by tho pound, quarter, and quarter, qunrter, side, whole hoof , live, from 0 cents a pound up to 0, 7, 8, U to 10 M T , PJENJVA. "nouoii on oorons." Ask for "Rough on Coughs," for coughs, colds, soro throat, hoarseness. Troclies, 15c. Liquid, 25c. 1 'I'.OCOH ON I1AT8." Clears out ruts, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists. IIKAliT PAINS. Palpitation, dropsical, dizziness, indlge. Hon, licndachc, sleeplessness cured by "Wells' Health Rcnower." "nccan on oonNS." Ask for Wells' "Rough on Corns. 15c Quick, complete cure. Hard orsoft corns warls, bunions. "r.ocan os tain" toiioused tlabtie ; Strengthening, improved, the best for backache, pains in chest or side rheuma tism, neuralgia. mis PEOPLE. "Wells' Health Rcnewer" restores health nnd vigor, cures dyspepsia headache, ner vousness, debility. 1. wnooriNO oocau, and tho many throat affections of children, promptly, pleasantly and safely relieved by "Rough or. Coughs" troches, 15c. i balsam. MOTIIKUS. If you aro falling, broken, worn out and nervous, uso "Wells' Health Rcnewtr." 1. Druggists. LIFE PKESEP.VEl!. If you aro losing your grip on life, try "Wells' Health Rcnewer." Goes direct to weak spots. "liOUOU ON TOOTHACHE." Inslant relief for neuralgia, toothache, farcachc. Ask for "Rough on Toothache.' 15 and 25 cents. I'llETTV WOMEN. Ladies who would relniu freshness and vivacity. Don't full to try "Wells' Health Re newer." , OAT.UUtltAL THItOAT AITEOTIONS, Hacking, irritating coughs, colds, sore throat, cured by "Rough on Coughs." Troclies, 15c. Liquid 25c "nocan on rrcii." "Rough on Itch" cures humors, erup tions, riiig-worm, tetter, salt iheum, frost ed feet, chlilblulns. THE HOPE OF THE NATION. Children slow in development, puny, scrawney, and dellcLte, uso "Wells' Health Rcnewer." WIDE AWAKE three or four hours cve-y night coughing. Get immediiito relief and sound rest by using Wells' "Rough on Coughs." Troches, 10. ; Balsam, 25c. nocau o.n pain" ponousED plabtee j Strengthening, improved, the bobt for backache, pains in chest or Bide, rheuma tlsm, neuralgia. ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. ESTATS OF ORORGE UES8, DECHS1D. Lett?rs ot administration in tho tstato ot oorce Hess, deceased, late or Migarioir twp. Coluu Ma eounn .Pennsylvania, have been granted by th lleslstcr of said county to tho undesigned Admin istrator. All iersoiis liavlns claims against tho rstute ot tho deceased aro requested to presont them ror settlement, and tho1) indebted to tho es tate to make payment to the undersigned admin istrator without delay. A. L. Fritz, Att'y. I. It. GUIDONS, Jan. B-tt Administrator. COURr PROCLAMATION- WHEREAS, thellon. William Elwell President 1 udso ot tho Court ot Oyer and Terminer and (leneralJail Delivery, Court of Quar ter Sessions ot tho Peace and tho Court ot Common I'leas and Orphans' Court In the 2Cth Judicial Dis trict, composed of the counties ot Columbia and Montour, and tho llonal James Lake and V, L. shuraan, Associate Judges ot Columbia county, have Issued their precept.beartng date tho 10th day nt Dec. In the year of our Lord ono thousand eight hundred and elguty-tour, and to me directed tor holdlnga Court ot Oyer andTermlner and Ocneral Quarter Sessions ot thoreace, court of Common I'leas and Orphans' Court, In llloomsburg, in tho county ot Columbia, on tho nrrt Monday, being rhe ind day ott'eb. next, to continue tor two weeks. Notice is hereby given to the Coroner.to tho Ju tlces ot tho Peace, and tho Constables ot the ea a County of Columbia, thtt they bo then and then in their proper person at 10 o'clock In tho forenoon ot said and day of Feb. with their records Inqui sitions and other reincmbrnnccs,to do those things which to their ortlces appertain to bo done. And thoso that aro bound by recognizance to proseeuto against tho prisoners thataro or maybe In tho Jail ot tho said county ot Columbla.tobe then and there to prosecute them as shall bo Just. Jurors are re qnostea to bo punctual In their attendance, agreeably to their notices. Dated at Moomsburg i, O tho tli day ot Jan. In the year ot our U, Lord ono thousand eight hundred and elghty-ate, and lu tho ono hundred and nih ear ol tho Independence ot tho United Mates of America, KherM'somce, JOHN .MOUHEY, liioomsbiirg, Jan. 7-to Sheriff. "WIDOW'S APPRAISEMENTS. The following widows' appraisements will b presented to court on tho First Monday ot Febru ary lbsL und counriucd nisi, and unless exceptions are tilcxlwiuiiu tour days thereafter wllllecon- miucu uuauiuieiy. 1. ltobtirt Cathcart nstntn. fWnnor loans. 13(10.00. burg. Personalty, 3. Thomas Mcllenrr. otate. rttrpnapii. nf rta. ou. Personalty, twain. Jan. mil, 1SS1. J IC-lt VM. II. HNYDElt, CUrli a C. AliVKKTlMlltS! eend tor our select list of local newspapers, two. 1'. ltowsllico., 10 spruce it., N 1. Juulti-nv r suBseuii.K von TIIIC COLUMBIAN, 16.0 A YEAH.