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Insertions, and at that ram for addlllnnn, .Insertions without rcferei.ee lolength. ! ExecutorV, Administrator's, and Audltorsiot fit thrcodollars Must tc paid forwnen nserttd. I Transient or Local notlceAn tents a line, iu ,lar ndvenisemenUi halt rates ii in tea in u j uii'i iur in tin i iiui;ct uii ium n reopen lil'iperiviincjitmbu county assumes to pay tht suhsarlDtlon due on demand. I'OjrAOlilsn'itoniferetactsil trom subscribers no couniy. JOB "PIUMTING. The tobblnif Department of the Colbmsuk Is very complete, nnd our. lob Printing willcompnre favor blv wl'h tliatnf tho lariro cities. All work done on short notice, nea'ly and at moderate prices. 0. S.EllW2Iii., Ipr.rH.IM. 3 K aiTTSHBENOES,;""""'' BLOOMSBURG, PA., Fill DAY, JANUARY 2, 1885. THE COLOMBIAN, VOL. XIX NO 1 COLUMBIA DKMOt KA1 . VOl M.W1I, NO 43 Cards In the Mluslness Director'1 column, on dollar a year for each line, 1 PROFESSIONAL CARDS. r K, WALLER, J ' A't'TOKN'UY'-AT-LAW, Bloomsburg, Pa. umw over 1st. 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Conallpa'lon, Hour Stomach, Dlarrham, Kriuuillon, Kills Worms, gives sleep, and pivmotes dl- ttiui tout Injurious medication. i ! 1 JTriij ut-ooti CLmtJrtrr: t' KNOW THYSELFtr A UncMtlon. Warn you are old sod I ra old, And puwlon'a nri r burned to cmbero. And Ufa l a a tale lliifn told, - And only worth wlut lovn rrraembcri, If w tbould meet-l o quiet folk And change oplnloni of tba talher, Could word or look artln provoke The heart and eye to .peak tOKetlirr. Tho heart benumbed llh .o lunch acbe, Tlie eyea beillraninl with so nuicli crying 1 Do buds long tils MM ever tirrik, And green the vine already dying 1 What hand of aVIll ihall draw the line 'Twlil sordid lovo'aml holler paaalon J What art .lull Hi the unfailing ilgn. And bring Ifa reading lulo fn.hlon f What la the meaning orll all, I1ie cha.tonlpg oe, II vnnl.lied awetlnccs. If dark obllvlou'a night l.U full Torever on Hslucoiunlrlruean? When yon are dead and I am dead. Our facee loat. our nacre iin.rokcn, fchall then the ratlery ho read ? Can heaven bind what i arlh has broken ? In clearer light and fairer day, With finer scnae the liupul.e proving, Unfettered of thla hindering clay. Oh what muet be the Joy of lotlngl Half A Loaf. "Hnlfnlonf is linller than no brp.nl, Clmrlle." Little Mabel Oistletou Raid this wistfully, 1 cr mrs, ns slio spoke, watiJeriug to tho oiiillle, wlicro two curly heads woro lying. "But when otio htw lmd the wholeloaf, 3Iny, ono does tint exactly rolish tho unit rations you mention," Haid Charlie, moodily. But his eyes followod lib wife's to tho cosy nct of tho twin babies. "It is a bad time of tho year tj bo out of n Htuation," said Mnbol) after n long Bileuce, "and mauy whom wo know aro idle. It would not bo very easy to ilud eruploymont now." "1'ou really think I had better remain with Mr. Mifflin?" "I do. Tell mo what Mr. Mifflin said to yon." "Tho substance of what ho said wai simply this: Business is so very dull that ho is obliged to curtail his expenses' and ho mmt dioliatga somo of his clerks' I hnvo fcoen with him ten years, and he was pleased to say that I am very ttsoful to him, and ho is veiy unwilling to pair with mo. But he cm givo mo but half my piesent salary, though ho promisos to raiso it when business prospects brighten. I don't know what to do. Wo aro nono too rich nt my pioieilt salary." "Xet you have saved somothiug each mouth. Beside, dear, wo havo not tried to bo economical. There mo many ways in which I could sive." "And make a peifect slnvo of your self." JNot a bit of it. I have plenty of loisuro timo, now that May and Bella can arauso each other. Como, Chnrlio nccept Mr. Miffliu'n offer. You may hear of something better, even if you remain thero ; but don't throw yourself out of n situation in the dead of Winter, for my sako nnd tho children's." Tho last argument conquered. Chnrlio know too well that it would bo useless to look for a new situation, for tho whole town was echoing Mr. Mifflin's cry of hard times. Tho smnll nest egg in the bin's would eoou molt away when it bcoamo tho sole support of four, and so, kissing Mabel, he promised to follow her advice. But it cost hor pride a very sore wrouch. He had entered tho employment of his present employer at seventeen, nnd slowly, steadily gaining favor by dint of faithfully performing every duty, ho had won his way to tho desk of head clerk. Not until ho had acquired this position nnd tho handsome salaiy accompanying it would ho ask Mabel to become his wifo, furnishing a pretty cottago home from his savings, nnd giving her a thor oughly comfortable income for house hold expenses. He was uot extinvngaut, but it pleased him to see his wifo well dressed, to givo her an efficient servant, to have his twin gills ever presentable, his table well appjiuted. All this had been easy enough upon his tnlarv. and thero had been something added or three years to the little bank fuud. But to do this upon half the present income was simply impossible. House rent must bo paid, and the buiu lomain. ingeach month would havo to bo caro" fully calculated to meet nil tho exnenses leaving but littlo for pleasuro or extra vl nganco in drosa "Then what would Will say?" Will Castlcton was Charlie's cousin who had been his lifo long companion.' Together they had loft the schoolroom for a business position. Will entering tho grain storo of Haivoy & Busell at tho samo time Charlie had Inkou the place in Mr. Mifflin's dry coods atom Shoulder to BUoulder tho yuttiig men had worked then- way till this financial crisis had brought all business men into ! temporary difficulties of greater or less magnitude. Will had expressed the warmest indiir- nation at the proposal made his cousin, strongly advising him to throw up his situation and "see how old M Clin would get along without him." And Charlie, beforo seeing Mabel, was rt ady to follow his advice. Ho knew that Will would think him mean to remain up:m holt snlarv, and yet Mabel was right. Half a loaf was better than no broad. And while Charlie Oastletou was thus weighing tho pros and cons of his decis ion, Mr, Mifflin was listening to the counsel of his old friend am chum, the sonior partner of tho fivm that had been Gardner .t Mifflin, and who, though ho had retiicd yuar bofoie, was still the inouu ami irequent lumsuroi ins lonner partner. "It is a mistake, Mifflin," he said. 'You had better sund young Castletou about his business and engage au en tirely now book-keeper. You will find that half pay moans half service, mark my word." " But I might search 0 from end to oud and not Ilud a clerk competent to tako his place." "Then pay him full salary," "I cannot dp it unless I reduce the unmbor ot salesmen, uud then I nmshoit hauded now. There is but ono way to koep my head nbovo water. You sco Glark'it failure iuvolves mo very heavily, and" And the worried man of busiuess entered into explanations of his ilillloul ties not necessary to ttpo.it hern. It touched Oiiurlm Oastletou very deeply when outeiiug tho couutiug. house to auuouuco his determination to it main in his old poiitioii to see tho lace of lus employer Uriulituu, And as Charlie spoke tho hiru.0 eyes grow brighter, uud lie smiled pleasantly m he mid, "Thank you, Chwlie. It would have caused mo serious libatrassiuenttolosn Jon, aud I am hointdy glad that you willhtay. I trust you will not long bo obliged to takonsmall salary but eiiouni stances compel mo to economize," You havo beou a kind employer to mo ior ten years," replied Charlie, "nnd if 1 am really of any mote value to you tliau another would bo in my placo I will not desert you." Aud looking into tho careworn face that troublo was marking moro deeply thnn age, Charlio resolved to serve Mr. Mifflin moro faithfully in his porplexi ties than in his moro prosperous days. It was not long beforo tho old gentle matt felt tho sympathy of his young olerk nnd looked to him ns ho never did before, for ndvico as well as for service. Ho admitted him to confidential iota lions, explained to him tho difficulties caused by tho failure of other llrins, some hcavilv indebted In fl,n (!,-, r Joel Mifflin, others upon whom ho had iiopciidoj for goods obtained upon credit Day by day as tho hard, trying winter woronway tlio two friends grew faster, and so far from lessenimr bis wnrt Charlio found himsolf willingly lifting some ol lus employer's burdens upon his own shoulders. Hogavomoro timo to busiuess, nnd ho was gaming an insight into it, of which nn opportunity had never beou given him. And Mabol, at heme, was bravoly tak ing her sharo of tho dimiushed loaf with a smiling faco nnd a cheerful heart. As far ns might bo she kept from Charlie a knowledge of hor domestic economics, but some of them were apparent. Tho woman whoso competent aid de manded high wasros was dismissal ,m,1 a half-grown girl was engaged to mind tlio unlucs while Mabel oooked and wnshed and ironed and sowed, meeting difficulties with a courageous heart. She had never been a drono in tho world's hive having been a busy littlo dressmaker beforo Charlie Castloton won her heart and took her to piosido over his pretty homo. But for threo yean of her married life sho had been much potted, and theio were manv nloisiiiws t- l, .. aside, many dollars well weighed beforo tlmy wero spent. It was with a heart full nf nr,ln,,oi,i tiiumph that tho young couple at the cud ot tuo year of reduced pay found thoy wero still out of debt and Iw.l n touched tho nest egg iu tlio bank. "You soe, Charlio, wo made tho half loaf go round," said Mabel, ns they went cnrolully over tlio year n expense book. "Thero aro no crumbs," ho said, with a rather weary faco. "Never mind that; it was a great deal better than idlouoss." "You aro right; and there was moro than that, Mabel. I havo been able to help M. Mifflin moro than I could have donoin our old relations to laoh other His perplexities mado him long for some ono to whom ho could speak confiden tially, aud when the ico was onco broken he took mo fully into his conrldenco. I could often suggest a way out of a diffl. oulty that had not oecurcd to him, and oven when I was out of actual uso to him it was a relief to pom out his troubles to some one who was iu fulj sympathy with him." "But you havo worked very hard, Charlie. I never saw you so tired ns you often havo been this year, and your face Is moro careworn than it has ever been before." "Well, it is some oomfort to know that business prospects are growing brighter. By closest economy Mr, Mifflin has managed to meet tho obliga tions ho was afraid would ruin him, and there is a good lookout for tho coming year." "Will ho give you a wholo loaf yot, Charlie?" "Not yet, I think. Never mind. Wo will not despond yot." "Despond I I gues3 not I am go ing to have sonio of theso crumbs you were speaking of next year. I havo learned some valuable lessons iu saving which I mean to mako use of." The second year was certainly not au easy ono to MaboL A wee baby, in ad. dition to threo-yoars-old twius. kept thu mothers hands busy, whilo thore was no deoreaso iu tho household work. Many articles of clothing nnd housekeeping. loo, that lasted well one year, wero past Borvico hi tho seooud, uud it was not easy to replace them. Often Mabel feared tho saving for a "miuy day" must bo broken in upon, but sho kept ull such fears shut up iu her own heart and always had a bright word of cheer for tiled Charlie when he came homo at night. She never told him that tho late break fast that she had planned to let ilia babies sleep whilo lm nlo his early ono, comprised none of ihe tempting dishes of his own meal, but was Utterly bread nud milk six mornings out of the seven. She never let him know that tho reason sho suggested his lunch down town, to save thu long walk homo, was leally to save the pi ico of that meal toward tho dinner, the dainty littlo par eel ho carried never cost thu price of n legular meal for them all. Sho did not tell him that sho was cut ting up her old dresses to clothe tho twin girls, and sewing busily every loisuro moment to keep all tho littlo ones tidy. And yot thero camo a day iu June, when six mouths of tho second year were nlmost gone, when she spent last dollar of tho wvok's money whilo tho week was but half gone. Charlio had given her, long bofoie, some signed checks to meet suoh au emergency, but it was her prido to think that not ono of thorn had been prosentud at tho bank. Sho took ono from the desk where they had lain so leug and spread it beforo her, calculating with punkeis on her pretty fuoo how small a sum sho could Btietoh over tho necessary expenses. "Ihatoto begin," hn said, half uloud; "if onco wo break iu upon that money it will melt away like snow before the sun." Thero was no alternative but debt, and Mabol know that Chnrlio would never bo willing to owe any man a cent whilo he had a cent with whioh to pay hhu. So, with a great sigh, sliu dipped tho pen in the ink to till out tho blank cheek. Beforo it touched tho paper, however, she paused,' listening. Thuro was a step iu thu hull that was uot that of the nurse or hor charges, u voioo liugiug out full and clear, oinlnig, "Mabel 1 Whore nro you, May," "Hero iu my room," sho nuswerod. "Oh, Charlie, what, is it?" For tho faco at the door wan so radiant that all tmcos of care scorned to have slipped from it forever. "Good uows, May I And yct-por-Imps I should fcol sorrow, too, only I did not know him." "What nro you talking about?" "Did you read this morning's paper?" "Yos." "Did yon notice tho death of Amos Gardner?" "No; Is that tho Mr. dardnor who usod to bo Mr. Mifflin's partner beforo you wont iuto tho storo ?" "Yes; ho was a batchelor, nud he has left his wholo estate to Mr. Mifflin except a few legacies. Tlio storo will bo closed till after thu funeral; so we havo a threo days' holiday May." "I am glad you will bo nblo to rest" "But that is not all. Do you guess tuo rest?" "You are to havo your old salary again." "Moro than that. Mr. Mifflin took mo to his houso this morning nnd told mo all his plans. Ho will cnlaigo hie business, nnd tako on his old salesmen who nro willing to come. Ho has given mo permission to offer a position to Will Castletou, who has been nearly a year out of employment because ho would not accept your theory of 'half a loaf, boiug 'better than no bread.'" "I know. Poor Willi I am afraid that Maria had a vorse year than ouis has been, Charlie." "Nor is that all. May." "Moro good now i slill?" "Moro still. Mr. Gardner, Mr. Miffliu says, did mo some injustice sonio timo by supposing that I would proper Hon my work to the decreno in my salary. To atono for this he has left mc five thousand dollars. " "Oh Charlio 1" "Hold on, llttln woman; ho also ad vised Mr. Miill n in their last in tcrviow, to roward mo for iliy faithful, disinterested devotion to him iu his lata difficulties by taking mo as a partner in tho business." "Charlio I Oh, my Charlio I I must either laugh or cry," said Mabel almost hysterically.. "Laugh, then, by nil moans 1 Tlio now firm of M;fflin & Castletou must not bo christened iu tears, even happy ones. Hurrah I who says after this that half a loaf is no better thau no bread V TUB CAK3IANS S.1IA11T HOUSE. A gentleman travelling through Tie land with a very stout companion had oocassion to hire a jaunting-car, nnd, having agreed with tho driver for half n crown, stepped back to tho inn whoro ho was stnying nnd called his fat friond. Tho driver, as soon as ho caught a glimpse of tho enormous dimensions of his "fare," walked up to the head of his horse, and holding Inp the tattered lap. pets of a worn-out jacket, said: "Whist, sir, get up as lightly as yo cau. will ye?" "What, is your beast skittish ?" asked tho gentleman, "No, air," said Pat, with an inimitably sluowd leor, "butil ho saw tho big gentleman he'd most likely say, 'Whist Pat but it ought to bo tlvo shillings.'" SO.Ut; CUKlOUS I.OUKS AND In tho middle ngoi locks cr ahurolt and cathedral doors were often rare specimens of art metal work. Elaborato scrolls, tho images of saints, and other ambitious efforts of the truo ivrtisan of thoso days, entered into tho design of locks whioh wero really au ornament to tho magnificent doors nud cabinets of those times. A design for tho escutcheon surrounding tho keyhole frequently had tho figures of two guardian nugels with outspread wings. Locks of very curious construction, known as "Apostles locks," were also common in modiroval times. Thuso locks had on tho front the figure of ono of tho Apostle-1, and on touch ing tho hand of tho figure the bolt Haw back. In tho reign of Queen Eliza beth ono Mark calit, u smith, con btruolcd a lock consisting of eleven pieces of iron, steel and brass, all of which, with a pipe key, weighed only two grains of gold. Tho great inventor, tlio Marquis of Worcester, who flour ished iu tho reign of King Charles L, devised a lock containing a Btcel barb, which was perfoetly haruiloss so long ns tho right key was used, but it a wrong key was inserted tho barb sprang through tho keyhole, and '"'oTiught tho hand of tho intruder as a trap catches a fox." It is said that whilo the imeutor was experimenting with this curious lock ho was Bcaroely nimble euough n. removing his hand, and was enuglit iu his own trap. At WillenhalL iu Staffordshire, which Is tho grout seat of thu look trade, silver padlocks the sides of which nro miiuh smaller than a three-penny piece nro still mado, nud aro quite p rfect in their mechanism. Locks containing siuglu bells, and even chimes, which sound nu alarm when tampered with by a fidso key, aro among tho modem curiosities of tho trade, Common padlocks aro largely mado for tho natives of India uud Africa nt Walsall A look and key complete mo sold by the maker for a half penny, and merchants abroad stito that mauy of the natives string these locks together so as to form necklets, and wear them as "charms." VAIUK Ol' TECHNICAL KDUCATION. " Chamlm. Journal" lolls the story of a barrister who has owed professional success to tho moro lucky, or let us say providential, hazard whioh Bent him out on a trip to Chiua.- Having lived three or four years in chambers without get ting a brief, ho was almost destitute, whou a friend of his, who was in tho tea- trade, offered him a free passago to Shanghai and back on condition of his transuding somo piece of business there. On tho passago out tho barrister had mauy oouversations with tho captain, who chanced to havo lately given ovl deueo at Westminster iu a lawsuit, which was of great importance to the shipping interest But ho had boon disgusted with tho "stupidity," as ho allied it, of the judge and counsel iu tho ease, when talking of maritime and o.mituoioial nimlnnjRi nnd bo exolaimod. "Why don't some ot tliose lavvers who menu to speak In shipping caws, study our ways a little? 'Twonhbt't hurt 'cm 1" Thoso words struck tho young banis ter, who, after thlnkincr the matter tver for a few days, rosilved to livo at sea for a littlo whilo. Oi his leliiru to England, ho sought for a situitioii nt a purser or secretary on board ouo ol tho great ooean steamers, nud iu this o ipac ity made several trips. Thou he sucess ively tried expeditions on board whalors, vessols engaged in tho cod and herring fisheries, etc. ; in fact hn led n sailor's lifo for moro than threo years, picking up a full noqunintauco with tho maunois, customs, grievances, and wants, of th'iso who had their business lu tho groat waters. On going back to tho bar, ho almost at onco got briefs in tho Admir alty Court; and becoming known to so licitors as an expert on shipping ques tions, his professional fortune was made. A NOVEL INDUSTItY. Since crocodiles nnd alligators havt mpplicd leather merchants aud manu facturers with their skins, in order to satisfy a freak of fashion, they havo been : 1 1 .. 1 1 i , t v ; I uuuiuu iiuu uesiruyeu iu sueii a uegrce that American traders aro casting anxious glances towards tho once happy hunting grounds on tho Mississippi, from whioh the cuirassod gamo is rap idly vanishing. Tho praotioal Yaukee, however, is not to bo eaten by either crocodiles or alligators, and where onco the crocodile frolicked in freedom it is now kopt in inolosurcs, whore it grows nud multiplies npaco. Crocodilo farms nro becoming common. Tho lnrgost animals aro killed and skinned, their flesh being nscd to feed their hungry desccudeuts. That theso breoding places are of no meau dimensions is shown by tho fact that the owners of ono of them supplied a tanner nt St Louis during tho current year with no less than 5,000 nlligator skins. Sarah Bernhardt has succeeded in saorino a nsvnliolnrrieal siiooasg bv nor. Bunding her physician aud imuiediato menus that slio is dying oi n broken heart, thus proving iuooiitestnbly that she has ono. ADULTlUtATIONB. Tennsyson says that chalk aud alura and plaster aro sold to tho poor for bread, and that tho vitriol madness flashes up in tho ruffian's brain till the Ithy highway rings with tho yell of rampled wife, aud ho might havo gouo further and told of numerous adultera tions both in food and drink. Mustard is adulterated with sulphate of lime, naphtlialiuo yellow, nud dark flour. Black pepper is reduced with charcoal, buckwheat chuff, mustard beau, ground cooonnut, and dried po tatoes ; cayenne pepper with corn meal colored with Venetian red ; allspice or pimento with cocoa shells ; clovas with clovo stems and cocoa shells ; umcu with corn meal ; cinnamon and cassia with ground crackers, stalo bread, and bis cuits baked and ground; ginger with corn meal, cayenne peper, nud lurnierio cream tartar is adulterated with terra albo nud corn flour. To know that cream tartar is puro tako it half teaspoou ful of it and put it iu n tumbler with hot water. If pure, it will all dissolve with out sediment. To detect adulterations iu milk, a re cent lecturer says tiiat tho lactometer is useless, and plays into the hands rather of tho fraudulent dairyman than ol tho consumer. Fat being lighter than water, a licli milk might appear wateied by test aud tricks of the milk tiudo might thus be fostered by its use. Tho ini portauco of purity iu milk could not bo oveiestimated, but tho only method known by whioh it could be satisfactori ly tested was complete analysis. Tho testing of butter is also somewhat com plicated. A simple yet iufalliblo test for alum in the flour id as follows: On a portion of adulterated flour being placed m a small quantity of chloroform, the Hour floats, whilo the alum or other mineral mutter sinks to thu bottom. Iu u similar way alum in bieud may bo iu btautly detected by placing u small piece of the suspected louf iu u solution of logwood aud carbonate of ammonia ; if uluui bo present the bicud will turn blue. caiNusu ciiiLii vi;.Mi:r.s. Iu Nankin nnd Kai-lun children from hix to twolvo years of ago aro sold by tens of thousands. Not hiied out or transferred but sold for u small sum in cash, in consideration of which tho progenitor, by a tucit understanding, re nounces all parental rights, oven tho right of iuquiriug into tho fato of his offspring. Tho purchasing trader may be tho middle man of a well-to-do child less couple, or tho agent of a wholo. side tea planter, or u uuolio breeder, raising aud training slaves for a foreign market For tho equivalent of 15 any commission peddler will undertake to "adopt" the same number of young Mongols in tho namo of nuy employer, aud at very short notice. Tho authori ties might object to a formal mid public purohnso, but the meauiug of tho adopt ing transaction is well understood and connived at It is u lessor evil, and few parents ask any questious. Bather than see their children starve thoy w ill resign them to any fate with ouo exception. The orthodox Buddhists seem to have ovinced occasional scruples in delivering up their youngsters to tho prosolytiziug missionaries, whom they suspect of all Bolts of damnable practices. But even such scruplos can bo readily outweighed by a few extra dollars. iialkv i. noum.i: iiaunkss. Thu habit of balking in double harness can generally be easily oveicomo by means of a cord one-fourth of mi inch in diameter nud Bixtcon feot iu length, on iron ring about 1 iuohos iu diameter nud a pieoo of strong twine bouio two feet iu lougth. Fasten the ring Becuiely by means of tho twine to tho back strap, thou double tho cord, placing thu loop formed by tho centre under tho balkv horbo's toil like a crupper. Cross tho cord, and pass both ends through tho ring nttaohed to tho back strap. Carry them forward nud pass them throuirh that turret ring ou tho saddle of the harness which is next lo tlm u.ilky cuit didato's mato, then enry ihem through the harno ring of the kind horai and fasten thorn, loaving a little slack, Inn not sufficient tu allow tho balky horn- to scttlo iuto tho breeching of the hnruons. After completing this arrangement, stop back, tako tho reins nnd start siowiy. Of conrso tho balky one will attempt to hang back, but tho Beusatio.i prouiieod by tho cord will divort hia ntiention in a very Bhort timo, and beforo ho realizes what ho is doiug ho will put his shoulder lo tho collar nud holp draw the load. This is much better than whipping, nud a few losspns will generally effect a per manent core. TI2A LEAVES Foil VAltNlSUUD 1MISX. Save the spent tea leaves for a fow days, then steep them in a tin pail or pan for half au hour ; strain through a siovo, nnd uso tho tea for all varnished paints. It requires very little elbow polish, as tho tea nets a strong detergent cleansing tho paint from nil lmpuritios, nud making it equal to new. It cleans windows, sashes nud oil-cloths; indeed, any varnishod surfneo is improved by its npplcatiom It washes window pauos and mirrors much bettor thnu water, nud is excellent for cleaning black walnut It will not do towash unvaraisbod paints wim it. luisit 'atJrjii.-,. n..vs. Tlio belief in luck is deep aud strong and the happy possessor ot good luck it nuvays on tho watch not to I030 it, fot nothing is casior thau, unconsciously, to make over to bouio ouo olso tho boncfits ot It Tho luck of a whole household may bo lost by a caielesa housewife who lends anything on Monday morning. Some mothers even loluso their married children a turf to light tho firo with on uo ursc morning ot tlio weolc and care- lm(1 ho wUo thoro , nU AnilVewJohn fully place n now tutf on tho tiro foreach ,,:r ,,., ,, ,-..u.i ..., lighted ouo lent on other days. To give away milk without first putting in it a pinch of salt is fatal to thu prosperity of u dairy, aud to part with a homele-s dog or uny animal that has sought protection also gives away luck, Onu odd bebuf is, hat though somo peoplo aro uufortn uato iu nil thoir own o uoeru, they havo tho power of beuell.ing overyouo they como in contact wdh; thoy aro described At(er mnoll ,.il)0riuienting, Dr. as "sonsy;" tho pig that is fattened iu T;0lmrde0ii has found a satisfactory order to pay tho rent duo to them always ,ui,al., ot painless death, and piospers, tho wages paid by them go llas introduced it into tho nouio for far, their Blightest gift, is valuable, whilht Lost Dogs in London. Tho animals to thoso of a grudger only bring disaster; bo killed are placed i i a chamber charged aud thero is something Eastern m tho. witIl a miltur0 of caibonio oxide nnd importance attached to gifts and their chloroform vapor, when thoy tranquilly gueis in this way. The peasantry cau fall asleep nud wako no more, at once rccoguizo anyone with tho price less blessing of luck bv an opuu and 1,1 11,0 V" lsoo 1,10 callftl connecting cheerful expression, uud," iu fac, a good tho Cooper Biver with the Sauteo River, heait goes with good luck. Sonth Carolina, twenty-two miles in It is common for one person to put spells upon another, and to infl ioucu thoso at n great distance ; thus, if nuy of the friends or children be tmvolliin? on Friday, tho Irish mother does not biush or comb her hair ou that day, or else they would surely wander aud lose their way. Somo peoplo do not wash on Friday as n euro for toothache, and many wear littlo bits of folded paper sown in their clothes a i charms against tnu samo amiotiou. llioro uro spells and charms for other llluessea, and half thu old women wear blessed riugs of brass to preserve them from rheumatism. luuuiernblo aro tho means employed by young girls to pierce tho darkness of their futuro as to marriage, but uo efforts toward meeting their late appear to bo mado by men. It ought to bo re- marked that pious peoplo speak very sternly ngaiust theso rites, as many of them-such as tho ouo whoro girls throw a ball of wool down an old quarry and wmt tul it is held iu tho darkn-i dis- tiuctly raiso the Evil One. CAiiiNr.T ii:ri:cTioNS. lue diary oi Air. Adams shows that, , ., , , , , . . , . . while lie never complained to hia Cabinet ., . ., ,1, . , , . , i that they had deserted him, ho felt bit. they terly disappointed that ho was not tho choico of the politicians nud of the peoplo for re-election. Ho would not, however, even write a fow pleasant words of thanks (when asked to do so to an editor who supported him ; neither would ho appoint to or romovo from offlco any ouo because of au individual preference for or acaiust himself. Dis- tinguishcd politicians from different sec- tious of tho couutry, who would call on mm whilo sojourning at Washington, would bo treated with glacial frigidity, nud perlmps bo iinceromouiuusly dis- missed, that ho might tako a solitary siguea to tUom Tllea tll(J aoora ,ero walk or rido on horseback. Get.. Jack- do3l)d and ,,eoriiQ.8 curiosity was ;sstis Eonwas meanwhile being brought before Ued bv Beeinrr a bit of crano on the out. tho public, nndor tho direction of Anion Burr, v rtiu Van Biucn mid Edward dpatu o a daughter of ouo of tho pro Liviugs.ou, as a "mati of tho people.'- pors. Finally, however, a creditor They had persuaded, him to resign his became impatient, and tho storo was seat iu tiio oeuaio u mu umiu ouiws, wuero no inigm nave numu pomicu mm- takes, and retire to his larm in luiinoi boh Trillin llmv ilnilili.il til,, I'minll'l- with accounts of his military exploits and his 1093 an act was passed bythoVir social good nus.litios. Dauiul Webster Bima Assembly, Betting forth a royal told Samuel Bieok, as thu latter records (,. i,; ii,i i. i-,,..iv ,.i,,v 1,(1,1 fifty members of Codri.ni who had ex- peudedand pledged nil they were worth ).; ,.,i ,,,ifl . ...h mj, ..... ...... rjn other means to forward Jackson's eleo tiou. FObSILN roil HALLA-KTINO. Some years ago a most interesting "find "of fossils was jaado nt tho Fort laud stone quarries. Tlioy were of high ....:! -i I. .1....:.1..,1 , euicuuuu vuiue, uuil lb vw.a uuumuu send thorn to lale College for preserva tion and study. 'LJaoy were accordingly loaded upon a flat carat Middlotowu and sent on their way -via Berlin-fl car-load oftloem. It was at tluit timo that the lino stono bridgo of tho Consolidated Road was being built across tho Farm. iugtuu Kivor at Wiudwr. After the arch of tho bridgti was set, tho space was flllod in on toil with quautitiea ol broken trap rock from the company's quarries in Meridoii. Tins brokon stono at juiitthis time was being drawn ir:.i . ii. . ....v..qu to Windsor 'oy tho cavm for tliix purpose, The conductor of ouo train .discovered the car-load of fossils aide-tinoked a- Berlin, and felt sure at once that it wa a lot of Uallufit for tho Windsor bridge. which, had boea accidentally left boluiul With commendable zeal lio fastimod t. it at onco nnd drew it ou to tho lu-idge. Thore the rare fossils wero dumped v m tho other stonus, aud thuro to-da) tin do iu the solid flooring of the mas.-i v bridge. .Items of Interest. Tho earliest English ballad V; supposed to bo tho " Cuckoo H nig.1' Sassafras oil, which is usod for flavor ing soap and soda water, costs $4 a gal lon. Now York has COO photograph gnllerioi within threo mile of Union square. Forty years ngo I hero was only 'ono dngnerrotypo saloon iu the city. ! Tom Thumb took to drinking and also 1 to stock gambling, and when ho died his fortuuo of $100,000, made in tho show I business, had dwinulod down to about $1 0,000. , i Tho greatost tea diinksr lu England ! is Mr. Gladstone, tho greatest in Franco M. Clemcncoau, ami in America Mr, Boucicault. Tho latter carries whilo travelling a flask of ten as others do of cognno. A deep cave has been found lo exist uuder tho town of Jtlaukstou, Iown, by a farmer who was sinking au artesian well Threo unsiioceWut attempts wero mado to sink the well, but each timo tho drill snuk iuto Ilia cava Thp United Staloi army that conquered iu Mexico consisted in lound numbers of 100,000 men, nud the entire loss did not exceed 20 per cent, leaving 80.000 mou of the average ago of twenty-eight years to bo discharged iu 1817. Tho lata Duke of Buccicuch spent money on his oslatci with a liberal hand. n"d nlso gavo freely to general charities. During n long life lm had an annual iu. oomo of about $1,3)0,000, nud yot the left loss thnu $4, 6C0, 000 iu personality, levo havo been five presidential ,vi(lower8 iu thu W,,., iInn,H JelTerson jnr.:!(l,ni Vmi Bnien, Tvler ni)d Arthur 0ll0Wlvja baoile.()I. nml' Harrison never JalI(l,tera did tho honors, Oliver Cromwoll was no less than forty-thrco years of ago when ho first embraced tho military profession ; and by forco of genius, without nuy master, bo soon becamo au excellent officer ; though perhaps ho never reached tho lamo of a consummate conruaudor. lel,KU1' "i3 oompieieu, nun nonts passed "-ff'- -- cost GW),0U, a sum, it P,ns balu' 3QVC" llmt"s greater man tue amount tho province had sold for eeventy-two yoais beforo Pavements mado of brick impregnated at a high temperatuio with asphalt are found moro durablo for wear than granite or compressed asphalt. By drivinc; out tho air and water the bricks hako up fifteen or twenty per cent of bitumen; they nro then put eudwnyson -joucreto bed with hot tar. Charles Ditnsler, a blacksmith of a n ciock, most- J""1 ""onii u s toois, wnicn lias C1 ---""" commem m ins auighborhood. It is principally of steel, lml 111 a ass caso BO t,'. movement cau b.. Be0' d & ,1'9 tlmB cleve" at", striking the hours and quarters, Tho Mississippi Valley produces about j jue-hnlf tho cotton crop of tho United States, two-thirds tho grain, nearly all the sugar, aud u considerable portion of tho hay, potatoes, tobacco, rice, flax, hemp, beans, peas, millet, etc., of the 3airy, orchard, forest nud market-garden : , . . , . . ., . , products, besides most of tho petroleum , . , , , ,, ' . , ud a great doal of the iron, steel nud ., V , . other minerals.' Native cooks in tho East Indies, claim raluo iu tho following method of dis- tinguishiug tho ediblo fungus mushroom from tho poisonous varieties that re- eemblo it A silver coin is thrown into water which boils the mushrooms. If tho metal retains its color tho mush- rooms nro pronounced safe, but if it turns DlacK with a coating of rust the plants aro condemned. Two centlemen hired a hir slnrn in KaUBa3 oity nml BUCCeedeii iu getting Li,0t S15.000 worth of drv iroo.ls mi. Bi.-ie. BUm,0sed to be on account of the broken into and found empty. All the g0od3 uad gon8 and so had tho two partners. I B"" ., 1 tablisk a post in the Amonoau colonies for,tUo transportation of letters and at Boh mtca the planters sliaM ngroo to give, Tho aot author. ,.,. , .,, ., , ..,..,.,:,. meut of n postofflce in eveny town iu the colony. Other colonies passed similar acts, aud a colonial postoflice system, very limited and imperfect, was estab lished under the patent This was the beginning of tho postal system iu thu - 1 couutry, I iu OYbTKHS 1 OU HYbt'KrSIA. Tt ; nr. . m,H,.,iiv ,irfr,n,i !. Miould bo that oysters have mediciual quaiitiea of a high order. Thoy aro not olllv ,mtritin,i but wholesome, umnei. ally ln casoa f iulligllstiou. n is said there j, uo othor aliraoutary BUU,tauoe, uot 0V0J ppt )VmAt tUat Joo, not .,ro.iuco i,,,!,,,,!!,,,, muiflr r,etun ;,. oum,tances. lmt oysters, nevor." Oyster jui(M j,romoto9 digestion. By taking ovgtorg (laUVi mijgP8tioll( Bpp0aod to ,)0 a,most illcIurtWl, Jla, l)ccll mtoA. in .... . ' fact, thoy nre to bo regarded as one ol the most healtliful articles of food known to mau, Invalids who havo fouud all other kiuds of food disagree with them fivquoutly discover in the oyster tlio ro qiiirvd aliment. II tw oysters nre highly recommended for hoarseness. Mouy o tho leading vocalists use them regularly before concerts and operas ; but their thoir strougest rocouiuioiidntiou Is there- marknbly wholesome iufliiHiico exerted I upon the digestive organs.