THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. The Columbian. J. K.Bl9nb'.ador.JB4'u"' BLOOM8BUUG, JPA. PI ilOAY; DECEMUEIt 20, mi. a cm:vicii nmoANi). ! i Tho " Oordlntnlat Ttmti " has a good story about a fatuous Italian brigand ohiel. Ho was, na is usually tho case, fond of gay oostutuos, ooulil slug good Bongs and relish good jokw, principally otioh as oxo of n praotioul kitul. A colo brntod, Italian physician, who, not satis lied with tho lcgillmnto (jnmo of bin pro fession, was n keon Bportsman and nu unerring shot, mot nt nu nlborgo near Milan a man not Tory dissimilar from the slguor with whom tho Toriuoso counts bocamo so Innuspiclously acquainted. A conversation sprang up, in whioh bandits oud their proceedings woro disoussod, and tho dootor, nlluding with Bomo nat ural prido to tho precision of his aim, raid that ho much desired that ono of them would cross his path. Armod with liis trusty gun and pistol, ho walked nt largo, and should lika to boo tho man who would daro to Tiiolnst him. Kvoning drow on, and his now acquaintance tho noted brigand ohiof got started from tho inn first by half au hour. Proceed ing, iu tho direction tho dootor was to take, ho broko off a branch from u chest nut tree, and fixing it in tho middle of, tho road, Buspouded from its top a small lantern ho carried with him. Presently tho dootor was heard approaching with his firm military step. On coming to a 1 -' -- 1 1 . 1 . . 1 . . J -I uiru iu vuu loau no Hiiuuoniy perceivou tho light, and, halting, called out to know "who comes thcro?'' A broezo agitated tho chestnut branch, nud tho lantern moved. "If you ndvanoo onother stop you nve dead man," cried tho dootor. Tho wind, however, took no uotioo of tho threat, and tho lantern continued to Bwing. "If you don't answer I shall fire Is shouted tho doctor; and, suiting tho action to tho word, ho raisod his gun, took aim, nud "Bastal" said n voico to his oar, nud ho found himself pinioned by an iorn1 grasp from behind. "You must not waste your powder," said tho brigand, I "because I want it, and I also require your trusty gun and pistols. And now,"! ho continued, rolioviug him of tho arti cles in question, "you nood not bo al armed, for I do not intcii 1 to shoot you, bnt I shall tako away your arms and ammunition, as you do not seem to mo to make a good uso of them." CUTTING GLASS WITH SCISSOI!.. Many persons may not bo nwaro that glass can bo out under water, with groatost eoso, to almost any shape, by simply using a pair of shears or strong scissors. In order to insuro success two points must bo nttonded to first and most im portant, tho gloss must bo kopt quite level in tho water whilo tho scissors aro applied ; nnd, secondly, to avoid risk, it is bettor to begin the cutting by taking off small pieces at tho corners oud along the edges, and to reduco tho shape gradually to that required, for if any at tempt is made to cut tho glass to the shape, as wo would cut a pieco of card board, it will bo most likely to break jusi whero' it is not wanted. Somo kinds oi glass cut much bettor than others; the Bolter glass is tho best for this purpose. Tho scissors need not depond on the Btato of the edge presented to the glass. When tho operation goes on well the glass breaks nway from tho scissors in small pieoe3 in a straight lino with tho blades. This method of cutting glass has often been of service when n dia mond has not been at hand, for cutting ovals and segments, nud though tho edges aro not so smooth as might bo desired for some purposes, it will answer in many cases. Tho two hints given above, if strictly followed, will id ways insuro success. NliVHK dozi:. The London "Lanctl" discusses tho subject of rising at the end of sleep. Dozing, it declares, is not admissiblo from any health point of view. Tho brain is tho flrat asleep, and is followed by tho nctiva organs, nnd it is only per feotand natural when shared by nil tho several parts of the organism. All tha parts of tho system nro not equally ex hausted, and these least fatigued soonest wake, whilo thosu most ex hausted nro aroused with the greatest difficulty. Tho several parts of tho organism should need rest nt tho sarno time. To bring this about n person should "wake early and feel ready to rise ; this fair and equal start of tha sleepors should bo secured, nud a wisu Bolf-raannger should not nllow n drowsy feeling of tho consciousness, or weary senses, or an exhausted system to bo guilo him into tho folly of going to sleep again when ouco his conscionsuoss lini been aroused." Tho writor doolaros that a man who will not allow himself to doze, will, in a fow days, find himself almost unconsciously an "early riser." RAGS IN RUSSIA. The rags which tho Russian peasants wear Jhavo struck all travellers who hnvo visited Russia. Sufficient to say that boots aro considered as objects of luxury, and until now, in littlo Russia, tho girl buys ono pair of boots, and must wear them throughout her life. On Sunday, when she goes to church, sho walks barefootod in tho cold mud of tho road, nnd only when sho has arrivod nt tho church alio washes her feet in a poud of water, puts on her boots, and enters full dressed. run niA .ho.nkhy. Tho gorillas aro tho terror of Africa. In tho gorilla country no liou will live. They aro niau-batere, and kill them for the lovo of it, leaving tho body, never oat Jug them. When they ipy a negro, they coino down from a tree, hit him on the head with a club, which they wield with tholr hind claw, or carry him up into the tree, there to murder him. Their strength is eo great that they will bend the barrel of a rifle. Only ono live ono was over brought to l!nglund, uud that soon died. Hoveral hnvo been shot, but they nro tough custom, ors, and tho natives dread them nioro than any animal of tho Afrlcau forest. The gor Ilia makes n bed Uko a hammock, and swings in tho trees. Tho gorilla is the sworn enemy of tho elephant, because each derives its subsistence from the same source, When ho soes an elephant pulling and wrenching down tho branches of a favorite tree, the gorilla bteaU along tho bough, strikes tha sonsltlvo proboscis of tho elephant a violent blow with his club, and drives oil tho clumsy and startled giant, 6hrlily trumpeting his pain nnd raga through tho jungles of the forott. ANIMAL 1NT1NOT. A oouplo of auoadotes of animal in. stluot told in Mr. Spacdy'a "Sport in tha Highlands" aro so good that wo are tcmptod to borrow them. Tho first is of a dog. "At ono time, when shooting in Yorkshire, tho gonllomim in tho ad joining 'box' had a young rctriovor bitch whioh required to bo tied during tho drive, Somohow or other sho had got loose, aud, ooming in tho direction of our 'box,' picked up ono of our birds nnd mado off with it. Our rctriovor, do toimined not to aland such injustice, gnvo ohaso after hor, growling nud bark ing nil tho way. Hn caught hor boforo getting up to her matter, and subjected her to somowlmt rough treatment an n pnnishmontfor her thieving pmponsllios. Ho then picked up the bird, and prompt ly returned to his own 'lux.'" This dog clcnrlyfelt that the bird was tho lawful proy of his master, and, declining to ac cept tho other retriever' proceeding ns the result of ignorance, put it down as dolibcrato petty laroeny. Tho other story is of n bird of prey, tho smallest of English birds that comes within that category, "llomarkablo illustrations of tho cunning displayed by tho morlin aro frequently recorded. Wo learn from n paragraph which appeared in nn Edin burgh nowspapcr that nn angina-driver had for sovcral years witiiessod tho tactics of ono of these birds which fre quently attended him on his jouruoys. It usuilly followed the train, homctimos partly hidden by tho smoke, watching for tho small birds whioh tho train frightoned as it passed. Whiio tho birds were thinking more of tho 'iron horso" than anything clsoj it mado its swoop nt them with inorcdiblo speed, nud, if it missed, returned again to oontinuo its flight in tho wnko of tho carriages. Though tho engine might have a start of one hundrod aud fifty to two hundred yards, it camo up to in a second or two, wnlohing tho rising of n bird from ono of tho liodges bordering tho lino." umv iik cj.i.i:i i:mini:nck. It is rolatod that Lord Oolcridgo sprang into ominouco as a lawyer by ad roitly seizing a simple incident whilo ho was ploading tho oouo of a man on trial for murdor. In the course of his. long nrgnmont n candle in tho jury box flick ered nud wont on', leaving tho court room iu darknoss. Ho stopped speak i':g, nnd tho silence in court for n mo ment waa oppressive. Tho scono with its dark shadows, its grim faces, tho scarlet robes of tho judge, and tho hag gard faco of tho mnvderer was worthy of Rembrandt. Tho usher roplnood tho light, and Oolcridgo rosumod his ad dress : " Gentlemen of tho jury, you have a solomn duty, a very solomu duty, to discharge. Tho life of tho prisoner at tho bar is in your bauds. You can tako it by a word. Yon can extinguish that life as tho caudlo by your side was ex tinguished a momont ago. Hut it is not in your powor. it is not iu tho power of any of ns or any ono in this court or out of it to restore tho life when oneo taken, as that light has been rostorod." Tho tono in which the words woro spokou, tho cadence of tha voico and tho action of tho orator, with the inspiration of tho sccno nnd the hour, produced a thrilling effect The jury acquitted tho prisoner, and Mr. Coleridge's fortune was mado. Ho was never without a briof aftor that. TIIK FII'.ST HANK, It is ono of tho most remarkable of phenomena that thu first bonk evor es tablished won a success uueqnolod in lator times. Tho Bank of Vonioo had its origin in 1171, from a forced publio loan, raised to fit out n fleet, and is tho flrst nppenranco of a publio funded debt. Every citizen was obligod to coatributo tho ouo-hundreth part of his possessions. Tho persons assessed woro then organ ized as a Chamber of Lords for their common protection nud for tho recoipt of tho yearly interest of four per centum. Subsequently its creditors were per mitted to transfer their claims iu whole or iu part Tho government, finding that tlieso transfers woro iu domand, re duced tho rates of interact until no in terest was paid. Afterward it sold cash inscriptions of credit on its books. These inscriptions cost gold, but were not convertible into gold. As n matter of fact, although termed n bank, its is sues wore government paper, nnd its business was carried on solely for tho benefit of tho publio treasury. This bank is still ono of tho foremost financial institutions in the world. For two hun dred years the Bank of Vonioo stood nlune. NEUOTIAULIi NOTti. Any person who conies into possession of a negotiablo security of this olins for valuo without notice of its loss and in good faith can oolloct it of tho makor, whether it was lost or stolon. Publish ing n notioo will do no good unless tho buyer sees it, and stopping its payment nt tho bank will not help tha matter any. Of oourso if tho loss is widely adver tised in papers that ciroulato iu busi ness circles, it makes it mora difficult for tha holder to ottablish his title, and tho presumption of good faith in the pur ohase is not as easily assumed. POSTAtiV hTA.UI'S. Making postago stamps is an elaborate pieco of work. In priutiug, steel plates nro lipod, on whioh 200 stamps, nro en graved. Two men are kept hard nt work covering them with colorod inks nnd passing them ton man nnd girl who nre equally busy printiug thorn with large rolling hand presses. Threo of those littlo squads nro employed nil tho time. rtlier ino smill S leets " of ivinnr upou which the 203 stamps nro en-, grnvod are dried enough, thoy aro Bent into another room nnd gummed. The' gum used for this purpose is a peculiar composition, made of the powdor of' dried potatoos and other vegetables ' mired with water. After hnvinc been I agaiu dried, this timo on tho litllo racks ' which nro fanned by steam powor, for about an hour, they nro put in botweon sheets of pasteboard and proisod in j hydroulio presses eupablo of applying a weight of 2,000 tons. The uoxt thing is' to cut tho sheet iu half; each sheet, of' conrso, when out, oontiins a hundred Btamps, This Is done by n gill, with a Inrgo pair of shears, cutting by band bo- , iug preferred to that of machinery, which method would destroy too many stamp , They nro then passed to other squads, wlio perforate tun paper between tho Btnmps. Next, they are proisod onno more, nnd then packed nud libelled, and stowed nway for despatching to fulfil orders. If n single stamp is torn or iu nny way mutilated, the whole sheet of 100 stamps is burned. Fivo huudrod thousand nro burnod ovory weak from this cause. During tho process of nmiiu faoture tho bLiooIh are ooimtod eleven times. MlltltlV Ctlttlil.1l H. In every country hi tho civilized world, except in Scotland, perhaps, tho Will of Dooembor is n day of rejoicing nnd fes tivity tho Scoteh uclebrato New Ycnr'rt Day instead. Tho first tr.iccM of tin celebration of Christmas nro found about tho timo of tho Emperor Oommodus (180 -103 A. I)). In tho reign of Dlooletian (29 1 -HO'i), whilo that ruler was keeping court nt Xicomodin, ho learned that a number of Christians wove nsiomblod iu tho city to celebrate tho birthday of tho Founder of Chritiauity, nnd lnvliig ordered tho church doors to be eliced, ho Bet tiro to the buildings, nnd nil the worshippers perished in the flames. It does not appear, however, that there vton nuy uniform''; among tho early churcho.i in celeliraling tho Nativity ; some held the festival in tho month of Apiilor May, otheri in .Innunry. It is lieverthi'lo.'W curtain tlmt the S.lth of J)Moember cannot be the nnnivorsnry of the birth of Christ, for it is then the height of tho rainy mwi'in in Judo.i, aud shepherds could hardly bo wntching their flocks by night in the plains. Tho custom of ColehrAh'u? the Nativity on the 25th of Deoemb'T wo derive from tho heathens, who regarded tho winter sol stice as a moit important point of tho year, ns tho beginning of tho renewed life nud nativity of the powers of nature and of tho gods who were originally merely tho symbolled personifications of these. At the winter solstice the Ger mans held their giv.it Yule feast in com memoration of tho return of tho tlery tun wheel, nnd believed that during tho twelve nights reach hi'; from thei.'ithUeit. to tho llth January they could trace tho personal movements and interferences on earth of their great deities, Odin, Bcrehto, && The church sought to combat and banish this deeply-rooted heathen feeling, by adding its grandly devied liturgy, bo-udos dramatic repre sentations of tho llh'th of Christ and tho flrst events of his life. Hence sprang tho so-called Manger-songs nnd n multi tude of Christmas carols. Heuee also originated, nt n later period, tho Christ trees, or Christman-trjes, adorned with lights and gifts, the customs of recipro cal presents, nnd of special Christmas meats and dishat, nwl ivi Christinas rolls, cakes, dumpliiig.i, Ac Thus Christmas become n universal socinl festival for young nud old, high and low, as no other festival could hnvo become. Our Anglo-Saxon imeetora made a great deal of the d.iy. King Arthur gave a royal feast on Christmas Day ut Carlisle, when ho entertained man and Insist, "according to their rank, iu proper style. " Tho bill of fare consisted of salmon, venison, and wild boar, hogs heads of honey, sheep, fatted beeves, aud bacon swino ; plum-puddings, pancakes, upplo-pios, and custard, with which they drank good Gascon wine, mead, homo brewed ale and cider. " AU fort of pooplo tri kcu tootlicr AU sorts of churact u-s, all korts of dretue ; Thu fool with fox' tall and puiit-oclt'tt ft-atber, Pilgrims ami penitent and rtuo burgesses I Tliu country peopln with their coatu of leithev, Vintners and UctuallHi-s with their cani and iniBAPd; Orooiuf, archer, wallets, falconer anil yeomen, DaiuAeltj and vraltlng-maMi and Hnlttn-uomen," During tho Tudor period, with tho ex ception of tho "still Christmas" in 152i5, whilo King Henry was ill, tho sacred season appears to have been regularly celebrated with joyous music, songs, and feasting. After tho Restoration, Christ mas again exhibited a hearty, choorful, and even joyful character. But sinco tho nceossiou of tho Houso of Hanover tho festivities which wero formerly appropriate to tho occasion have much fallen oft". Dickens, by his writings, has douo much to rovivo tho interest formerly taken in them, espe cially with tho young. But for all, Christmas festivities, instead of lasting with more or less brilliancy till Candlo mns, nud with great spirit till Twelfth Day, only oxtend now over two days Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Nor on tho former day have we such royal feasts ns tho ono held by King Arthur at Carlisle. A mooting in tho afternoon or evening, composed of the various branches nnd members of the family, and n substantial dinner, are, generally fipeakiug, all that distinguish that day above others. , FE.MALU INVK.VTOHS. Tito inventions made by women havo not been very numerous, nnd they havo generally been in a direction one would least expect. Hut sinco women wero tho inventors of tho deep-sea tele scope, tho horse-shoo, a machine for separating tho cotton from tho seeds, ono for tho weaving of Bilk, nnd a life boat such ns that recently oxhibited nt tho Fisheries Exhibition, which it is im possible to swamp, it is not supiisiug that in tho metal trade n womaii should havo perfected an invoution which has no doubt u great futuro before it, nud which has earned for her in nddition to tho numerous medals mentioned, tho first laureate crown ever offered to ono of her sex by the Coutrul Society of French Architects in Paris. Search others for their virtues, nud thyself for thy vices. Sunbeams. IIiiir'om-Bcaro 'em Bangs. Rued remarks. romarks that get you into trouble. Can tho music of a pet eat bo said to bo purr-pct-ual ? It muit bo an extravagant woman who "beggars description." What kind of field is older than you aro ? Ono that is pasturage. Why nro the glories of Greece liko iron ? Because they aro o'er. "A faro savod is a beer gabied." re marked Smith, as ho walked into town. How can a mnn hhavo with a silver razor? By cutting oil' his heir with a shilling. Tho impecunious man who married an heiress, always speaks of her ns u capital wife. It's all folly to say that mon cannot servo two masters. Schooners aro two masters. What timo by tho clock is tho best for n pun ? A joko takes host just whou it strikes ono. Query for heads of famillos. How is it that tho drosses ladles wnut to wear out aro mostly worn indoors? "Ah, said Judkins, "deerskins aro very scarce this year I" "Yes," re sponded Budkius, "and scarco skins nro very dear." Why isnt' a tnrkoy liko a girl ? Be cause a dressod girl will walk about and n dressed tnrkoy won't. And vice versa tho other way. The orator wl in pets "ilmwn" ilMn'l think he cut a pretty figure. What U rtir.Higer in nentu titan mo? am oia yellow-legged hen. When tha tvocs urn mniln tn wiiv tlinf an honest man is tho nobbiest work of uoii, it is time to throw gloss bombs into th" uompodug-rooui. A Toronto man waited until ho was (i(lity-tbreoyHaif old boforo ho got mar rie 1. That's like running threo miles to vi, u itooii siari loraiourteon-ineii junij; Irishman was saluted " Tim, yotir'o houso is Deed, then, it isn't" ho I have the key in my f n mnlrimoninl ngonoy Thn director oi til Parts wiVH tho "Who is ho?" 'What is his pir " Whero is he ?" young giris asic only, the young widows, i:inn ?' tho old widows, l'irst Railroad Man. "How many children hnvo you now?" Second H. M, "Thirteen.'1 Fin-t 11. M. "Good now I I think it is nbout timo you put on tho heir broken." " Rsnben," Hnld Mrs. I'arvenuo to iier iiu band, " why don't you send in your i"' for that thero St. Bartholomew 'lifht home statute and get your namo in li papers ?" Hie female heart is just liko now India-rubber shoo ; you may pull nnd pull nt it, till it stretches out n yard long, nnd th"ii let it go nnd it will fly right buck to itt old shape. German Professor.- "What n oouplo l b.miile little children, dear Baroness I Twins, I Htipposo?" Harmless.--" You ho gunned rightly." Professor." Aro .hey both yours?" Faith Is Hometimes personified ns n dienchnd female clinging to a sen-washed ock j but n better personification would '"iihold-lieadodmou buying a bottlo of patent hnir-roitorer. "Her father is a piroto?" "Aw, va-:is." "Whv, whnt are you talking .bout? Old I'ilifeother ii no piroto." Why ov--yn-os. Ho'n n regular free booter. That's the reason that I quit idling to her house." I!n, who has been abroad, describes his experience of shipboard as follows : " Vou see it is very rough. Tho steamer ktyt going up, up, up, nnd then down, do .vn. down : so after ni bile my stomach stayed iv nud tho steamer went down. " Which had you rather hear, Beet lioven or Wagner?" askod Miss Matilda ( venboltle, who is a musical celebrity. "Why, I'd rather hear one of Wagner's Din ien nil day long than to listen to Beet hoven sing u single verso of 'Home, Sweet Homo.' " A pretty littlo fairy, who lives iu Isling ton, and who iM very fondof haviugBiblo .tories read to her, ran to hr mnmmntho other day, nud said, eagerly : " Oh, mimiina, please read mo that pretty storv river again nbout littlo Moses nud thebidfs milling after him." A gentleman said to one of his old friends that for somo years his wifo had persisted in saying that sho was only twenty years old. " Mine is moro reas onable," replied his friend. " I havo suc ceeded in mnking her enter tho thirties, but I have failed to mnko her eomo out of them." " I never can enjoy poetry whon I'm cooking," said an old lady who dropped in on us recently. " But when I step out to f-M'd tho hogs and hist myself ou tho feiio.!, oud throw my soul inio n few lines of 'Cap'n .Tenks,' it doe.s seem in if this aiith was mado to live on aftor all." A tailor whose bill had remained unpaid for some yearn called upon X., nn impeni tent ltoheminn, and found him in bed nt noon. "Why don't you work instead of nlneping?" said tho milor. "Timo is money." "Ah, well, if timo is money, 1 will pay you in timo," nuswered X. "No, mnrm," said tho dealer. "I would liko to give you n smaller poir, but to sell you nnything below eights would render mo liable under the statute for tho prevention of cruelty to animals." Ho didn't sell her anything under eights or over it. Some womon are so touchy about the ni,e of their foot. Brute. "Well, Ethel, how did you make out ?" Augol (under treatment for her voice)." I didn't liko it at all, and I don't i-eo why tho doctor finds it necessary to run an instrument down my throat so tar that it seems ns if ho would touch my heart." Brute. "Oh, ho was probably trying to find tho end of your tongue, my door!" During a dense fog, a Mississippi steam boat took landing. A traveler, anxious to go ahead, camo to tho unperturbed manager of tho wheel, and asked why they stopped " Too much fog. Can't seo the river. ' "But you can see tho stars overhead." "Yes,'r replied tho urbano pilot ; " but until tho biter busts wo ain't going that way." The passengor went to bed. OY.STiins 'ii nvsri:isiA. It is not ns generally understood ns it should bo that oysters havo medicinal qualities of o high order. Thoy aro not only nutritious, but wholosome, especi ally in cases of indigestion. It is said "there is no other alimentary substance, not oven excepting bread, that does not produce indigostion under certain cir cumstanoea; but oysters, never." Oyster juioo promotes digestion. By taking oysters daily, indigestion, suppo"ed to bo almost incurable, has been cured ; in foot, they aro to ba regarded as ono of tho most healthful nrticles of food known to man. Invalids who hove found nl othor kinds of food disogreo with them frequently discover in tho oyster tho re quired aliment Riw oysters aro highly recommended for hoarseness. Many oi the lending vocalists use them regularly before concerts and xipcras ; but their their strongest recommendation is the re markably wholosome influence exerted upon the digestive organs. mhdicai. i:.ri:ttii:xci:s. An English paper gives some of the curiosities of medical life. It is the duty of ono dootor to tako lunch every day at n castle belonging to o noblo lord. Tho household is immense, and there is just tho chance that there may bo Bomo case of indisposition demanding attention, no goto some of the best company nnd best luuchos in England, nnd the only ehnrgos n guinea for each otteudouco. Thero is a wealthy mnn near a great city who cannot bear to bo left alono for the night There is n physician of great ability who drives out of town nightly to sleep nt his residence ; ho is consequent ly debarrod evening society, nnd if ho goos out to dinner has to leavo his friouds boforo wine. Ha has to charge his patient ouo thousand pounds a year. Ono young dootor has a s'liudiug engage ment of four hundred pounds a year to look after tha health of nu old lady Sho has to bo inspected three timet a day, is strong as a horse, aud so so.ltsh and perverse that ho has great trouble itlt lior AlIMl'.NCt: III' .11 1 M) IN DliTUOIT. Yesterday forenoon a citizen who was flurriod and angry entered a grocery store ou Antolue street nud called out to tho owner i "Why do you keep a dog around hero to eat folks up?" " Dldt my dog eat you oop ? " was tho in nocent query in reply, "Not quite; but ho toro my ooat half off my back, and you'vo got to pay for it." "How much?" " Well, It will cost as much ns $2 to get it repaired. You'll either pay It or I'll have tho dog shot." "Oh, I'll imy dot," said the grocer, and he did, but the man was hardly out of sight before he jumped a foot high and called out; "Dunder and blltzen, but I vims dor greatest sliackass Iu America I Why, I sells dot dog to my fader-Ia-law moro as six weeks ago." A vllo tongue is n ruthless weapon. 1 am more afraid of any man's tongue than I am of his fist. Those who deserve success generally achieve it. V jolly-lookhn; "ith tho remark, blown nway," " nnswered, "for pocket" OW.NIill TO IIH ItlX'IIIHI. The editor ws sitting in his revolving tane-bottomcd chair when Tornado Tom, the traveling terror of Texas, camo hi and demanded retraction of tho statement that ho had swindled an orphan ont of four dol lira. "It's a lie clear through," said tho Tcr ror, striking the (able 'allli his list. "I'm sgood a man as smells tho ntmoBphero lit thin nctlon." " Perhaps you nre better," said tho editor, meekly. "My rocord'll comparo favorably with youni," said the Terror, with nsnecri "nnr. Imps thcro aro a fow littlo back rnckots hi your life, sir, that would not boar a micro scoplo Investigation." "Oh, sir," said tho editor, visibly nKi tntcd, "don't rocnll theimsti dnu't lirin up tho memories of tho tomb ; 1 know Pvo lodn hard Ufo I don't deny It. I killed Shorty Barnes, the bowery boy of New loric iiacucu lilm nil to pieces witlia knife. I have atoned for it a thoiifcand times. 1 blow a man's head off at a loc-roll In Keu- tucky, and bitterly linwi I repented of my tony, i slew n lot of inoQcinivo citlzons of .Omaha over n paltry four-dollar not. slmnlv becauso I got excited. Oh, could I but choat tho tomb of tho men I havo placed in Its maw I would bo hnmiv. Hut h wnn nil owing to my high temper and lack of early Induing. I know that I havo been way ward, wicked, nnd you havo a right to como hero and rieah thoso nulmonv mem. mories; but it's mo.ln for all that. No- boay with a heart Mould treat n man liko jou have me. Don't leave, stranger; I'll tell you nil. I sawed o man's head off with an old army saber just for " The Texas Terror was down Btainiaml hulf.way around tho corner, while tho cill. tor, taking a fresh chow of rattlesuako twist, continued his peaceful avocntlons qulotly ass law-abiding citizen. Halt Uike Tri. mru. MOTIlIiK KVK'S TOMU. Situated in the desert nbout nuartor of a mile from tho wostorn gnlo of tho City of Joddah, is on object of iutorost to Christian and Mussulman aliko tho grave of Eve, or, as sho is called in Arabic, "Sittnn Hawwa," tho rnothor of mankind. It is difficult to trace tho origin of tho legend that allots to Evo tins desert tomb as her last resting place, nnd it is doubtful whether it is of nny great antiquity. However this may bo, tho tomb is rogarded with great vonoro- tion by the numerous pilgrims who visit Joddah, and few fail to worship at the shrine. Absolutely Pure. powder nevor varies. A marvel ofpurltv strength iin'l w.iiiesomn'S4. M"ro tcouomlcnl tbanme ordinary kmis. anil cannot in; sold lu compntitlon with tlio multitude of low test, snort weight, alum or phospluri powdeis. sildoni) lac-ma. Mnrii. iUkiku ro.vutu Co , ln Vu!i-bt., N. V. am; 11-1 Y. UDITOK'.S NOTICE. N3TATK OP JOHN HITTKK, DKCKASK1). Tlio underslimed auditor appointed by tho Or phans' Court of Columbia county to make distri bution of tli fund in tho hands of the aduilnWm tor of the estate of Jolui Hitter, late of Catawlasa township, will sit at the omco of John c Yocum Ksii , In llio town of Catawlssa on Wednesday the ltthday of January A. I), llisj between the hours of V o clock a. in. and 1 o'clock" p. in., at which timo nud place, all persons having claims ag lnt the said fund must appear nnd present the same, or bo foreier debarred ttom receiving nuy share of said fund. it. ni'cKINOHAM, dec la ta Auditor. E STRAY NOTICE. Camo to tho underslened subscriber In Madison township, 'oeinbr 1Mb, threo sheep. The owner will please proo property, pay charges and take them away, or they wl the deposed of according to law. JAJIKS KIbNint. 18-lU-tw OIll'IIANS' COURT SALE OP VAI.UAlim HyUrlue of nnoiderof the Orphans' Court ot Columbia County the undersigned Administrator ot the estate of Jloses Kverctt late of Orange town ship, Columbia county, deceased will expose to public sale upon t he premises ou Saturday, January 17th, 1885 at twoo'clock In the afternoon tho following de scribed valuable real estate, to-wlt: Acertuln messuage and tract ot land sltuato lu tho township ot Orange aforesaid, adjoining lands of James rat tersou on the north, Aaron l'attersou and Aimer Welsh on the east, Sarah Welsh nndothiraontho louth and James Uverett and ltobert surf on tho west, containing more or less with the appurtenances, ou which me erected asgooJasnew. Ilankbaiu and other out build ings, u good orchaidof all kinds of fruit, ell or water at tho house. TK1UIH OF UAIX Ten per cent, ot one-fourth of tho purchaso money to bo paid at the striking down;of the ptoperly ; the one-Iourth lcistho ten per cent, at tlio continuation ot sale ; aud the re maining thrtT.fourlhs In one year thereafter, with Interest from confirmation nlaU J. 1IOWA1I1I KI.lNi:, Administrator. ORPHANS' COURT SALK OK VALUAHLK Pursuant to an order of tho Orphans' Court ot Columbia County, Pa., will bo sold at publio sale on the premise, in tho township of Locust, hi said county 011 Momluy, .Innuary I'Jth, 1S85, at two o'clocic, V, M. tho tolloH lng described real esUto oi Iiaulcl ltaup, decca'ed, to-wlt 1 A L O T O F G 11 O U N U situate In said Iicust township adjoining lands of John Hughes, lilljali C. Cleaver and heirs ot John Johnson, containing 25 Acres, more or less, w hereon nro erected a Log Dwelling Houso and outbuildings. Tr.ltMS OFSAI.i:. 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Notice is hereby given that an application will bo inada to llio Leglslaluro of tho btato ot lvnn sylvanla at tho next session for an Act of Assem bly to boeiitltled "Au act to provide tor tho erec tion ot 11 house, for tho employment nnd supiHirt ot tho poor In llio township of centre, lu tha conn, ty of Columbia" for the object of authorizing ecu. Iro township ot loiuuibta count r to erect a houso tor the support aui employment of th poor of said township. I.A PA YK I'l'K CltPASY. llco lib m. WILLIAM Hll U Phil. HeoMt urd: ox Hums. K8TATR OK MlRdASBr MM.ItCI, I.ATK Of SCOTT Tonssmr, rot.tstnli comv, pa., dkcra- ri. Columbia county, fs. llio Commonwealth nt Pennsylvania, T V. son I). Mtllllck. sunbury, IM.. lllrani It. thick Wllllamsport, Pa, l'elerH. Mclllck Lock llnjon, Pn.l Phocbo Oman, llurr onls, St, Joseph rountjr, Illinois Jacob It. mciiick, i..von.s i;ii), county, lorva ; I.rtiliia 1 llcndrlx, New fcrmjpm, York county, Pa.i llachcl Waring, Mchlaiiil. heo. kuk county. Ioivat Peler tlest, Alcnlsnn, Kansas it. II) ron Host, residence unknown, tor- tucrly of Alchlsnii, .Melilson county, Mtis.isj Mary.M. Mcliourll, Atchl-nn, Atchison loutitv, Kansas I William llesl, Atchison, Atchison county, Ksnsas, Nettle tioblnson, Kansas city. Jackson county, .Missouri, lineal descendants ot Margaret Jleillck, deceased, nnd to all other persons Interes led, tlrectingi jnunnd eaeli of oti nre licieby cited to bo and appear Iiefore tho Judges of our Orphans' Court nt nn Orphan's Court to lie held nl llloumsburg, on tho llrst Monday of Pcbiiiary next, then nnd thero to accept or refuse to tako tho real estate ot said argaret .Mclllck, deceased, nt tho appraised valuation put upon It by the in ipicst, ilulynwanled by tho s.ild Court, and re turned by the sheiirf, or show cause why It shall not bo sold. And hereof fall not. Witness tho Honorable. WILLIAM lllAV J'.I.L, Pros! lent of our sal.l court at Itio msourg, Iho tilth day of December, ISSI. M. Kltll KIIAl Jl, , Clerk o. ('. ORPHANS' COnn' SALK W VALUAM.K jij virtue oi nil unit r ui inn unmans wi. u, Columbia county, llio undersigned Administrator of the eslato of II irrlet Vanl liv, lain of tho ton n- ceascd, w lll.t.xpose to public sale on ti.o premises Saturday, Dpcemtter zi, lbbt nt ono o'clock in the nlternoon tho following de scrllied leal estate, to-ltt A certain in Miago and tractor land sltuato In tlio township of uruiixo and county of Columbia aforesaid, nbout one mile northeast ot Light street, and bounded by Ian s of cbniles Jones. Kino limine, i:. II. Little. Will. Ha- genbuch, tho Johnran heirs, and others, contain ing ilghty-ono acres and seventy ono peiches strict measure be the samu more or less, (ii being nie saiuo inict oi icinu tnai iiium.ts .iiiiuii uiui wire bv liidentiiro bcailnir date the isith of March A II 1833 and lecorded In tho itecorder's Olllcoof LOlinnbla county In Deed Hook s, page 1 IS, convey ed to lht rlet Van Llow the decedent.) on which Is a two story f raino house, n new and commodious frame bank bam all necessary oulblldlngs, a largo and go dorehaid and n good spring oi wa ter, with spring house, between tho house nnd turn. About twenty acre-aro well tlinbcted and tho balanco Is In good farming condition. TERMS OP SALU 'ten Hero nlumofono.fourth of tho purchaso money to bo paid at tho striking uuwii ui inn projieny , ine onc-touriii less me ten percent, nt thoconilrmailon ntwoluto; and thn re maining tint c-fourt lis in one j ear otter confirma tion nw, with Interest fto.n that dale. While, Att'y. ALUM. C. VANL1LW, Kec 5-w Administrator. 'XlXUIOIt'S notici:. KSTATE OF MAflllALKNA 1U1E1HIENSER, IlKCSASEU, Letters testamentary In tlio estate of Magdalena llreilbenticr. deceased. latent vain township. Col- iimbl.t county, Pa., have been granti d by the lleg liter of said county in th- undersigned executor. All persons having claims against tho estate ot said decedent are requested to present them for settlement nnd those indebted to tho estatoto make payment to tlio undersigned without delay. I . W. .1111.1.1.11, Deestf llAeciitor, DMINISTKATOUM NOTICE. KSTATK 01' THOMAS MCllli.VIIV, IIECXASEP. Itt?raof ndtnlnlstrallnn In thn estnln of Thom- ns McIIeury, deceased, lateof llentcn twp. Coluiii bin county, 1 eniisylvanla, havo turn granted bv the ltcglstcr of said county to tho undei signed Aihnlti lstiators. All pciMins liaUng claims against Hie eslato ot the deceased nro requested to present them for settlement, and those lndibted to the es tate to make paymenMo tho undersigned admin istrator without delay. liAllllIIM'.McIIKS'ltY, A. I. Frit!-, Att'y. 1,AK. YiriTH KLUI.l.'lt, nov i i-o w Admlnlstrntors. Plumber and gas litter. Hear of Schujiei's hard, wat 0 stnrc. HSloonsssbiirg;, Ptt. All kinds of linings tor steam, gas and water pipes constantly on hand. Hooting and spouting attended to at short no- lnwaro of every description mado to order. Orders left at Schuyler .t Go's., hardtvaio storo will bo promptly HUcd. special nttentlon given to heating by steam nnd hot water. y 9-ly 1 Ii sallies 9 a bi R .Michigan i Anna starg rci piniiir, """.'j , " county, Wisconsin j Isaiah s. .Mclllck. liuoj,,, Ifo county, Illinois; Abner Mclllck, Dixon, locoi Jiity W1 flffosiery. A WO ASL1L WIIVTEK OOO. NOW'S THE TIME for BARGAINS. 1 m aw 9. enw Cor. Main & Center OPERA S?!? Is how oflbring Heating Stoves and Plcaso call nnd tfcSr Tlio largest stock on one MARKET REPORTS. m.ooMsnuita maiikih'. Wheat per bushel $ J V O 1 ' (M tttttl tt lilt It ('Orii ' H ii 1 iit 'J'ds " ii 80 70 fiO 1)2 fi OC 8 Oi, ir, 21 00 - 80 05 14 10 8 IB 10 in oo 25 2 00 Clo7 08 75 .'id Hour hor harrel it) ill (i it Uoverieed iuttci'.,,,,,,,,,,(tl( ,,,,,,,,,, ,..,.,,,,.,..,'.,..,.... i nllow. ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,, ntitloos nuw Jrlud Apples Ilium,. Hldi's. nnd shoulders till iltlltlll til Uilckens I urkvyt Lard ur pmituY.". Hay per ton J wswii.v iiiickwheiit Hour per hiindrt'd..,. Hides per II; , Veal skins per 11 Hht'Mi iiells, ,.ci, ool pcrlb Ihiladelphia Markets. COUHKCTHI) WEUKLY. l'llKl)' Western winter bran, spot, QIS.TJ MACKKUi:uuxtr.i messSSc. largo l's, S3 a 30c. cJ,r?.M'orol'aSH"r' ,. '''''I'lt.-Wesiern extra's 3.01 Oi 1.13: I'enn'a. rainlly, :i.s3(, ;ir,iolilo clear, 4.S3( 1.30; winter patent 1 30 inn.j.v ,l.l.,.:.AT1'i'is'lvanla led, No. l.bD; No. S, lo, COltN, .15 4 (,,,'Vr.t,'rNo' '' Wlll'O l SI NO. 2, 03. 1IAJ AND STltAW 'llm. thy-Choico Wester and Ni w lork.nti. fair to good Western and NciOnrk, i.i. is. medium Western nnd New ork, in. m is. . cm hay as to quality 13. m 17.30. Mnw ii'"V UM WUcnl blr"w' ,J'W11'' tllt KtKis.Pentisjlvanl.icicamery prints, extra, 33 western 8'j ( .n. ' ' cJhl;i:ii. Pennsylvania cxlia.sr 13 sa Western LIVi: ' Pot'LTlty.-Powls, l(i 14 II mixed lots ' N.f'.'..10 . VOOr,tlTBOlll 11. Dlli-.ssi:i) PtifLTIlY.-rlilekcns extra OK 10 dressed turkeys, extra, 13, elioloe, 1:1 m 11, lnlddllng ii ( 13. D.MlXlSTIt.VTOK'ri AOI'ICK. l'.STATK OF r-LIJA KIltCKnAUll I, ITK Of I1EN10S twi'., nccmsmi. Itteisof administration on the estato of it la Krlckh.ium, late of llenlon twp., Colum bia county, pa., deceased havo been granted by i.eg ster otsal.l count 0 thu undersigned Ad mlnlsir.ttor. All persons having clnli. s against 1 10 estate nt thud ceased nro leiiucstcd to present them for settlement, and thoso Indcbtol to tho cstalo 10 make pajmcntto tho undersigned nil mintstrntor without delay. . , . JOHN AHIIKI.MAN, A. I.. I rllz, alty. Aiimlnistinlor. .ov58lh-0iv E. S. BmWia, OAS I'TfTi.Sij A STEAM UKATINU. DL'Ai.nit in STOV&S &TINWARE. All kinds of work in Sheet Iron, Hoof ing nml Spouting promptly attended to. :"Mrl 't attention given to healing by steam. Corner of Mam & East Sts., EJ3Mmt5?)iiiirjy, Pa. IIIKAS llItOWN-S INSUKANCE I; A(.::.NCY. Moyer's now building, Jlnln street, inoomsburg, Pa. Assets. .lltna Insurance Co., of llaitford, conn 57,ors,Sii) Itoyal ot Liverpool mmMXU Lancaslilre io,otm,tiik! Fire Association. Philadelphia 4,1ATI0 Phii'iilK, of London 5,rfl,:i"0 London X Lancashire, of Kngland l,;tu,vn Ilavtfonl ot llaitfoid :uT:i,ti5tl Sprlnglield I'l e nud Jlnrino s,OSS,Uio As the oecncles aro direct, policies aro written for tlio Insun d without delay in the nnico at lllooaisbtirg. Oct. SH, 'si- SMAWJLS, Children'M COATS. Cloves. Bloomsbiirjj, Pa. hmh I ! Look!!! HOUSE 9 9!? US SB uh largo Stock of Ranges AT COST. cxainino Stock HUM' WrA&, lloor in the Coiintv. fK I