I, ! ft Tlje dolunli)iki. 0)LDUDUDBM0CI11T, SfAnOTTnl KORTIfi Mid CO lumbian, consolidated. ticil Would?, every Friday .llnrnln-, itt ULOOMSIIUItO. COLIIMIIIA no . t. . 1M 9M SM OK IT one Inch...... i (4(10 fi&o ttoo t.tro fsoi Two Inches S(H 40 SOU 8(0 ISO) Three Inches if) mk) 7m lioo isoo I'ourlnches 6() 7oo ooo isoo soon oiiarter column., ooo Ron looo 18(0 mm llalfcolumn.....,lo(n lino 17 00 woo moo onecoiumn sooo saw woo woo 10001 kt two noiXAiis cr year. To subscribers out ot inti i;min; vuu ti-i 1111 tiru aincuy in nuranco. wNo paper discontinued excopt at m option ot tho publishers, until nil arrearages aro paid, but . 9. vn uiw hhi nui, m- Klvl-n. Yprivniirrtim(nt. nfiiftMe ntmrlfrir. Tran sjnlo Tp MonTnU;oiiimb.a,Soun KstoTay tho subscription duo on d'mand. "u""3 w n tua bounty. n0'0ng0r'ta!ta,,''om 8Ub9Crlbf JO B PRIM TING. The i Jobbln a Department of tho bof-timi in i very completo, and our Job Printing will compare favor ably wltli thatof tho largo cities. AlUrorK donoan short notice, noatly and ntmoderatc pflccs. ? sient adrertl&emenu must bo paldfor before Insert cd except whero parties havo accounts. tirrnl BrlvArf femftnta ttrn fttMlflrfl nflf lhfh fftl thrro Insertions, and at that rato for additional insertions without reference to length. Kxecutor's, Administrator's, andAudltor'snotlcer three dollars. Must bo paid for when nscrted. Transient or Local notices, ten cents a line, regu- 0; E.ELWELL, 1 - , . J Z BITTBUBEMDEa,;prPrUteM' BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, MAY 16, 1884. lar advertisement bait rates. THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XVIII,NO20 COLOMBIA DBMOOT1AT, VOL XLVIII, HO 18 Cards in tho "Business Directory' column, on dollar a year for each line. mm Vyip tlf HI Jl fHI PROFESSIdMAL. CARDS. 1" E. WALLER J ATTOUNiW-AT-LAW, O ii jo over 1st. Natlonayiiank. Dloomibur PA- U. FUNK, j AT l'O UN Y- AT-h AW. N lllOOHSBUafl, Pi, 1 nta Tin l.ltnr. . I 1 Onioj In S ill's Hultdlnir. r II. HUOK.YLBW, , I ATTOKNEY-AT-LAW. ' BI.OOUBBORO, Pi, O.Hco over 1st National Bank. JOHN M. OLA.KK, ATTO RNE Y-AT-L AW. , AND JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. BLO0M8SDH0, 1'A, OtQCB over Moyer Bros. Drug Store. p W. MILLER, ATTOItNBV-AT-LAW onico In llrowcr'sbutldtntf.setondfloor.room No.l Uloomsburc, l'a. T FKANK ZRB, ATTORNE Y-AT-L AW. Bloomsburg, Pa. Offlco corner of Centra and Main Straott. Clark J Building. Can bo consulted In German. QEO. E. ELWELL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. New CotuuiUH Bcii-Dixa.Bloomsburff, pa, Member of tho United States Law Association, Collections made In any part of America or Ku rope. pAUL E. WIRT, Attorney-at-Law. onico In Comjmbuh BcitoiNO, Room No. i, second noor. BLOOMSBURG, PA. 8. KK0RR. 8. WtNTtB8TKIM. KNORR & WINTERSTEEN, A ttorneys-at-Law. nnv.o In 1st National Bank buUdlntr. second floor, first door to ho lit. Corner of Main and) Market streets Bloomsburg, Ta. ', rt,fniinH. and Bounties Collected. JJl, MAT3E, ... ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. O.nco In Maize's building, OTOrBlllmeycr's grocery. May so, '81. Q 15. BROCKWAY, Attornoy-at-Law, ALSO , , 'l 4 NOTARY PUBLIC. Ofllco in his bullUiug opposite Court House, )or, Bloomsburg, Pa. apr 13 '83 2nd tloor, JOHlf C. YOCUM, Attorney-at-Law CATAWIS8A, PA. onico In Nbws Itkh building, Main street. Member ot tho American Attorneys' Associa tion. oolloiitons made In any part ot America. Jan.o. 18SJ. - A K. OSWALD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Jackson Building, Rooms 4 and 5. Mays, -81. BERWICK, PA RIIAWN & ROBINS, ATTpRNIjYS-T-iLA). Catawlssa, Pa. OOlce, corner of Third and Main Btroota. Wc,B' SMIT"' ' "Altorney-"atL'aV, 'Berwickr Pa. Cau bo Consulted in German. ALSO FIU3T-UI.AB3 FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE 00MPANIB911EPIIKSKNTED. WOlBco first door below tho post ollicc. MISCELLANEOUS. c 14. BAKKLEY, Attorney-at-Law , onico la Drawer's building, 2nd story ,Hooms T BUCKINOH M, AUorneyat-L&w LX.oaico, Brock way's Bulldtng.tst floor, UToumsburg, I'enn'a, may 7, '80-t f " B. MoKELVY; M. D.,8ur(reon and Phy , ilclan, north side Main street, below Market , L. FKITZ, Attorney-at-Law. Office L. . InfioLvaDiAH Building, Q M. DRINKER, QUN & LOCKSMITH o.iuxg Michlnosand Machinery of all kinds re uird. urn in Uoos Building, Bloomsburg, Pa. . u I ' : It. J. 0. BUTTER. H11THICIAN &SUHGEON, oraco, North Market street, Bloomsbnrc, t D D stree R. WMrM. REBEH.t Burgeon and Phrslclan.-i Office corner of Rock and Market T It. EVANS, M. D., Surgeon and M . Physlolan, iomce and Residence on Third street DENTIST, Bloomsburg, Columbia Countt, Pa. All styles';) work!doiie la a superior manner.wor'k warranted as represented.' Tutu Kitkaot bd KiTiioor t'AiN by the use ot Uas, and free of charge when artinclal teeth are Inserted, oolce over Bloomsburg Banking Company. 7o be open at all haurt during the dai , Nov.vs-ly - - , "PIRE INSURANCE. OUltlSTIAN F, KNAPP, BLO0M8BURO, PA. HOME. OK N. Y. ltEAUINp,(PAj j . j , These om coktoiutions aro well seasoned by age and rini tustko and have never yet had a losi settled by any court ot law, Their asHs aro all Invested In solid sicumtim are Bable to the hazard or whs only. Losses rROMMtv and H0MBSTi.r adjusted and paid on soon as determined by christian r, Knait, sfkcial Aoknt and ADJt'Smit bloomsuuko, The people ot Columbia county should patron ize the agenoy where bosses If any aro settled and paid by one of their own citizens. 1'ROMITNESSS, KqUlTV, l'AIlt DEALING, E. B. 8R0WER, OAS FITTING & STHAM HKATJNO. UEALKU STOVES & TJNWARE. All kinds of work in Sheet Iron, Roof ing and Spouting promptly attended to. J"Strlct attention given to heating by steam. Corner of Main & East Sts., Bloomsburg, Pa. CLOTHING ! CLOTHING ! THE ARTIST AND MERCHANT TAILOR, Who always gives you the latest styleB, and cuts your clothing to fit you. Having had tho experience ior a number of years in tho Tailoring Busi ness, lias learned what material will givo his customers the best satisfaction for wear and style and will try to please all who give him a call. Also on hand Gents' Furnishing Goods OP ALL DESCRIPTIONS. HATS, CAPS; AND UMBRELLAS Always of the latest styles. Call and ex amine his stock before purchasing else where. i I it Corner Main & Market Sts. nskirg, Pa, April 25-ly Contimudfrom Inst week.) How Watch Cases are Made. This process of manufacture w.is in vonteil by James liots, who ttartwl in b;;.siiii3 in 1 1851, and the methods nnd tools' usul in making these watch cntcs uro covcreil Ly patents. 27tij t the only anlch ram mmlt under th!i process. For many years t lie in troduction of those goods was slow, o'im to popular prejudice against "plated'' good, but giadually the public Icarnc.l that the James los' Gold Watch Ciiae w.is vol : cheap gold-washed or electro-plated arti. .v, but was made of genuine gold pluta ut standard quality and thickness. CVmsciuHi' 4 adherence to the determination to mal.c tlte best watch case ever put on the mar! t, and the adoption of every improvement suggested, lias made the James AW (jold Watch Case the standard. ,,tr5' mi,l llnthis watch case tlieijiajts & nost subject to wear the lou; crown, h inyes, thumb-catches, etc., aro made of solid uoi.n. Stud 3 rent ibup to K.j.Iob. W.tco f... F.rl.rlM, TlilU. F j f.r bai,d.tta.lll..lr.Uil r.upliltl.liu-luf li. Ja Bi.M'd E.iloa W.ltli CMf. kr Mail. To be continued.) ' T HECOHPLETEHOM E.&gZSSZjL hnak. New edition -N i w biaJlrei. New tlluttiationi .Adapted lo ail cluei. belli t light. Afenti riuinr "it vork. EXCILLENTTlRMS. 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YATES &C0, Leader BnllOlBE. Clestnnt & 6th SI PHILADELPHIA. Feb 89 '81 , NEW BUGGIES ! ! CARRIAGE SHOP, BERWICK, PENN'A. FROM 885.00 TO 8125.00. MATERIAL AND WORKMANSHIP STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS, May 2-3m Stories on the Road. COMMP.nc-T, TIlAVELI.r.HS AT A WAYSIDE INN-SO.UKTIIINO TO 1'ur IN A OKll'SACK. "Gentlemen, I almost envy you tho positions you till ; your e.xperlenco of the world; your k iowl edtfo of business ; the changln.- slants you see, and all that, you know." This warmly expressed regret fell from tho lips of an e derly pleasure tourist, last August, and was addressed to a semicircle of commercial trav ellersseatcd on tho porch ot the Ltndell Hotel, St. Louis, Mo. "Yes," responded a Now York representative of the profc-talon, "a drummer Isn't without Ills pleas ures, but ho runs his risks, too risks outsldo tho chances of railroad collisions and steambMt ex plosions." "What risks for Instance ?" "This tor Instance," said Mr. W. n. Franklin, who was then traveling' tor an Eastern house, and Is known to merchants In all parts ot the country : "The risk which Indeed amounts almost to a certainty ot irettlntr the dvsnensla fiom nerneturil chang- of diet and water and from having no Hxed hours tor sleeping. I myse t was an example. I DJ IUI 1 (i II lilt ll4lll IIIMV. -o uiscouni on your ingestion?" urokoinn Chicago dry goods traveler, llirlitlns his elirar u fresh. 'Isot a quarter percent. Hut I had to give up traveling for a while. The dyspepsia ruined my DaDer. Finally I came across an advertisement of PAItKEIt'S TO -.10 f tried It and It tlxed mo un vu irrit-Liiuu. inure is nuiiuiig on e.irin, in my opinion coual to It as a cure for dvsneosla." tors, hold a lettei from .Mr. Franklin stating that .ncssii. isl'ux iK L.O.. oi r.cw l orK. me nrnnr b. prtx-isu iuul rAiiKctva iu -iu uius uigesiion, cures Malarial Fevers, Heartburn, Headaches, Coughs and fold', and a 1 chronic diseases ot the urer nun moneys, imaootiie in your valise. xticcs, o -c. ana 11. fxonomy in larger size. Tlie bent eidctice in thoworM of the purltyiud ex cell en co of Blackwell'a liiill DurLiain Smoklux Tobacco U found in tho f ict that the fame of this tobacco lncreasoa from car to year. This could not bo tho case if it were merely " (rotten up to mU," or had any dubious or dangerous Ickto dieuta in it. Among milliouH of users of all iiatlonulltiefi, surely boliio one would find out if it were impure, injurious or unpalatable. Tor 18 years this tobacco has been acknowledged to lw the btit in tht world, and eery year the Hull Durham brand rtow b more popular, the demand for ii wiuer, ana emokcrs jfci delicious natural flavor, mTf I Ask your dealer for It. p I Get the genuino trade- tW I wark of the Hull. 8J There Isnomlichlcf donswhtr. IllackAeU'. Hull Durhtm BmoklDs Tobacco La m,oJ. WONDERFUL CURES OF If I DNEY DISEASES (J AND (j LIVER COMPLAINTS, o llfftune It acts on tho LIVKIt, 1101VELS and KIDNEYS at tho iimt tlmt. Socausa It ole.nie. tho syfitcm of tho poUon. ou humors thAt doTelope la Kidney and Uri. nary Dtaeue., BiUouincu. Jaundice. Con.tlpa tlon. Piles, or la Raeumitlim. Neuralf la, Xier voiu Diiordcn and all Femalo CompUtuU. ursoiiDritoovoF ruts. rr wtli, buhelV croa CONSTIPATION, PILES, nnd RHEUMATISM, By causing FUSE ACTION of all Ulo organs and functions, thereby CLEANSING tho BLOOD rofitorine tho normal power to throw offdUwue. THOUSANDS OF CASES of the worst forma of theta terrible diieosea have beeu quiokly reUflTed.andlnahorttiuo PERFECTLY CURED rmcr, $1. MqiiD or dry, gold bt dbcqgists. Dry ou be eent br mail, WELLS, BIC1IXHD00N $t Co., DurUmrton, Vt. 9 61 lump for plwy AlmuiM tot IIM. Cnre.s Scrofula, Erysipelas, PJmplos and Faco Gnibs, Blotches, Boils, Tumors, Tot ter, Humors, Salt Iiheum, Scald Head. Soros, Mercurial Diseases, Femalo Weakness and Irrasularitios, Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Juandico, Affections ot tho Liver, Indi Eostion, Biliousness, Dyspep sia and General Debility. A coune of Dutdoik m.od Dittetl will tltlifjr tk, most .Vertical that il t, tha l jreitc.t llloml ruiihc, oo crih. boUl 1 y liivtlirln. d.aler, t very-her.. Dii.ulont lit eleven Uiiu.,;.,. I'ltlCB, f t,oo. FOSTER, MIUUSN 4 CO , Prop', Buffj'o, N.Y. Bend Bit cents for post ago, and re ceive tree, a costly box of goods which V111 I1C1I! juu u, juuiu uwnvy llgllii una, ,uuu .ui ,11111s vtouii, .uta viuuu All, ot cither sex, succeed from hrst hour. Tho broad road tofortuuo opens before the workers absolutely sure. At once address, Tiiux & Co., Au gusta, Maluo. IKxjiil.ly Li March st-tt SELECT STORY. HE BROKE UP THE SCHOOL. "Tlmt Is tliu no school houso. is Itt" inntilrcil MiiM Aliuo Itav. tlio "now tuacher,'' an tho farmer's plodding littlo Icnm passed by a littlo wliito lioueo stnndititr oud wise to the road, inclosed ii :i ruuiur iiuiiimiaieii lencc. "Yes, tlieros where von'll hold forth,'1 remarked Untile Zeko Wood burn, "but I'm nfcord you won't hold out long, for wo'vo got tho toughest set of boys in tho State," nnd Undo .eke gavo a kind of crackling littlo laugh as ho thought of tho timid, do tntiro littlo damsel at his sido control ling tho boyH of Hear creek school. "liut uon t tlio directors expel them when they aro beyond tho control of the teacher?1' asked Alice, her heart beginning to sink at tho pros pect before her. "Jiixpel 'em I no, wo never expel no body ; if a teacher can't boss tho sohool wo just let it boss him ; it am t our fight, an' tho sohool hero generally bosses tho teacher, and thar's been somo pretty good men licked in that school house by the boys.'' "1 unl not know tlio school was so unruly," said poor Alice, wishing heartily that sho had hired out ns a washerwoman instead of trying to teach tho savages of Hear creek. "Oh, well, mebbe it won't bo so bad this winter ; thar's Jim Turner, he's ono of tho toughest of 'em ; ,ho'll bo 21 in a month, and you 11 get rid of him ; but thar's tho lJrindloy boys, they're mighty nigh as bad" Poor Alice listened with a sinking heart. The cold, hard duties before her were dreary enough at best ; but to go alono and unknown into a strange neighborhood to teach her first sohool, and to bo met at the outset by such dark prophesies, made her feel home loss indeed. Sho was naturally a tim id, shrinking little thing, and if bIiu had possessed any whero on tho whole broad earth a roof to shelter her sho would have turned back from her Boar creek school even then, liut sho bad no home. Her mother had died when sho was but 14, and sho had kept house for her father two years, when lie died, leaving her all alone. Before he died he advised her to expend the little sum he would bo able to leave her in fitting herself for a teacher, and Alice had fulfilled his directions so literally that when sho had completed her course at normal school she had hardly SlO left, and when she paid Uncle Zeko for hauling her and her little trunk from tho nearest railroad town to the dis trict where she was to teach she had bu- So left. On Monday morning when she start ed for the school house she fi-lt as if she was going to the scaffold. Her course of pedagogics in tho normal i.istitule had included no such a prob lem as ibis school promised to be, and if it were not for the very shame she would have given her single $5 bill to any one to take her back to the rail road and pay her faro to L., tho town whero she had attended school. When Bhe arrived at ihe school house about twenty or thirty pupils were grouped around talking, but a spell of sileuco foil upon them as she walked up and saluted them with a "good morning" which was moic like tho chirp of a frightened bird than anything else. As sho unlocked tho door and entered what sho had alroady begun to regard as a chamber of tor ture, two or three slowly followed her into tho room, and depositing their books upon the whittled desks, took seats, and fixed their eyes upon her with a stare that did not help to strengthen her nerves. All tho rules and regulations of her "Theory and Practico of Opening school on tho irst JJay scorned to vanish and leave her head whirling in dizzy helplessness. Sho tried to think of some cheerful remark, but her brain refused to lorm tho thought and her tongue clovo to tho roof of her mouth. She could seo in tho faces of her pu pils, raost of whom wero now in tho schoolroom, that they wero aware of hor fright and enjoyed it thoroughly. By a strong effort sho partly reoovered herself and bravely resisted tho tempta tion to lean her head on tho desk and have a good cry. Sho felt that Bhe must do something or faint, so ehe rang the bell, though it lacked fifteen minutes of 9. Sho began taking down tho names and ages of her pupils, and by tho tirao this was completed she began to feel more at case. Sho then began examining the pupils in their different branches in order to assign them to their proper classes. Sho had finished tho examination in all the branches except the advanced readiug class, which was principally composed of grown girls aud young men, among whom was tho teniblo Jim Turner, of whom she had been warned. Soveral of tho members of tho class lind read, and it was now tho turn of Moses Bradley, a huge, heavy-set fel low, with small, malicious eyes and n genoral air of ruffianism. When ho was called upon to read hu did not rise from bis seat, but began to read in n thick, Indistinct voice from a book hidden in his lap. "Mr. Bradley, will you please stand up when you read V asked Alice. "I can read juBt aa well sittiu' down," roplted tho fellow, witli a dog ged air. "But it in ono pf the ru,lcs iu a reading class to stand up to read," said Alice, her heart quaking with fear ns sho foresaw tho incipient rebellion, "I reckon you will havo to make a now rulo for mo then," impudently an Bwered Mose, glancing sidownys nt his companions with a grin of triumph. "If you do not obey mo I shall bo obliged to punish you," said Alico bravely, though sho could scarcely stand up. "I guess nil tlio punishing you could do wouldn't break any of my bonos," replied the rullian, leering at her im pudently. "But I can break your boties for you in half a minute, nnd I'll do it if you don't stand ami read as the teach er asked you to," said n voice nt tho other end of tho class, and Alioo look ed iu that direction and saw Jim Tur ner step from tlio class and faco aston ished Mose, Mosu's insolent manner abated in un instant, bis faco turned pale, and ho muttered something about not being " bossed by other boys," but he stood up ns ho was commnuded. Alico could hnvo kissod her young I champion for gratitude, but sho mus tered all tho dignity sho could com mand, and said : "Mr. Turner, I cannot nllow you to interfere in tho management of my school i tako your seat." The youth obeyed without n word, but kept his eye on Mose, as if watch ing for any delinquency. After this littlo cpisodo the exercises proceeded without interruption till noon. Alico hud no appetite for dinner. She leaned her throbbing head upon tho desk and wondered wearily how long sho could enduro this. Sho was aroused by ono of tho littlo girls running up to her, exclaiming : "Teacher, teacher, tho big boys aro fighting 1" Sho followed tho child, ex. claiming, "Oh, why did I over como into such a den of wild beasts 1" At tho rear of tho school house stood Jim Turner engage! in n hand-to-hand combat with Moso Bradley nnd his two brothers, both of whom wero grown. As Alico stepped around tho corner Jim sent Mose reeling to tho earth and then turned liko a lion upon his two remaining assailants. Tlioy rushed nt him from two sides, but Jim wns ns nctivo ns a panther, Bill Brad ley fell as if shot, from n left-handed blow, and his brother Tom followed him in an instant. By this time Mose had secured a ball bat and rushed for Jim, but tho latter evaded tho blow, and wrenching the bat from his hand knocked Moso headlong with a blow of his fist. As tho discomfittcd trio arose Jim laughed lightly, and asked them "how they liked it as far as as they had got," picked up tho bat ho had taken from Moso and called out, "Come on, boys, let's havo a gamo of ball." Tho combat ended so quickly that Alice had no chanco to interfere, but sho felt that it would not do to let this open violation of school rules pass un- punisncu, so sue rang mo ueu. w lien pupils wero assembled sho called the culprits up to tho desk, and asked what tho light was about and who began it. Tho Bradloys stood sullen and silent, but Jim answered, "I would rither not tell what it was about, but I began it by knocking Mose Bradley down." Alico knew tho fight was tho result of I un s espousal of her cause in the read ing class, and her voice faltered as she said : "Then I shall have to punish you ; hold out your hand." Jim obeved her instantly, blio took up tho ruler with a trembling hand aud began the punishment. Jim's faco never changed a muscle. Tho look upon it was obedience in which there was no trace of either bravado or sul lenness. As Alice inflicted tho blows on the hand so quietly held out to her, the thought rushed upon her mind that, she was smiling tho only hand thai had been raised to befriend her in that lawless region. Her face grow pale, the blows fell falteringly, the tears began to run down her cheeks, the ruler fell from her hand, she sank into her Heat, buried her faco into her hands, and burst into a storm of sobs. Then Jim's countenance changed His lips quivered, ho dashed his baud across his eyes to clear them of unuaL ural dimness, and the great lump in his throat seemed to choke him. A chuck le from Moso Bradley recalled his self- possession, however, aud ho took step or two toward the latter with eyes that fairly blazed with hot indignation Mose rapidly retreated a step or two, aud his chucklo died an untimely death, and for a full minute silence reigned over the school room. At last Alice rais ed her head and iu a broken voice dis missed the pupils to tho nlav ground. As tho children passed out she heard somo say, "ao you vo got a whipping after all, Jim," and Jim's reply, "Yes, and I've got enough to pass somo of il around if anvbody is anxious about it." t 1 o'clock Alice rang tho bell with a feeling ot utter despair; but no tichool ever moved more smoothly than did her school that afternoon. Umet obedience, study, good lessons, and re spectful attention vwero universal. But Alico had determined to quit tlio school ; she felt as if sho would rather be the poorest washerwoman than to bo badgered, bullied, aud tortured for months at a limo by a set of brutal ruffians, whoso parents employed, her for the sole purpose ol enduring tins martyrdom. So when Alico locked tho school house door that ovening it was with mingled feeling of humiliation' that sho started to offer her resignation to tho directors. As sho left tho school house sho saw Jim Turner a few yards ahead ot her walking rapidly toward homo. Sho called his name, and hn respectful ly waited until she had ovei taken him "Mr. lurner, sho said, "t in going away in tho morning, and I wish to thank you for your bravo defense of me Lt tho school to day, and to ask votir forgiveness for tho punishment so unjustly inflicted on you,'' and in her earnestness Alico held out her trom bling littlo hand, aud Jim instantly grasped it. "I havo nothing to forgive," said he "you could not do otherwise and neither could I : but you aro surely not intending to quit the sonooli "Yes," answered Alice, "I would rather dio than pass through three months of such scone3 as I havo to. day." "But you will havo no more troublo there is no ono in tho school that would bo nt all likely to givo you trou ble, oxcept tlio Bradley boys, and as long as I am there I will answer for their good behavior. At last Jim's eloquenco prevailed and Alice finally consented to tench a weok longer, and nt tho end of that timo sho decided to stay, for never did a school niovo mong more smoothly, vt ner request .inn was nilowod to re main uitniig tho term, and ns soon as it closed ho wenf, to college. Alico taught tho Bear creek sohoo successfully for threo years, but iu tho end Uncle Zeko s prediction was veri fied, for Jim 1 inner came back and broke up tho sohool. He married tho teaohcr. A peculiarity ot Washington is tho exolleut manner in which tho streets are kept. No city on this continent approaches it tu this respect j perhaps) no city in Kurope, not even excepting Puns, oxcols it. It has 175 miles of paved streets, moro tliau ono third of which Is of concrete asphalt nnd eon' tar j thirty miles of gravel, and tho re mainitig seventy miles of stone block rough Btolie, macadam nnd wood. How to Enjoy Good Health. Nature is very much liko n shiftless child, who, the mora ho is helped, tho moro ho looks for it. The more medi cine n man takes tho moro ho will havo to take, whether it bo ntiodyuo' tonio or nltcrativc. Dio thinnest veil or silk handker chief thrown over tho faco while riding or wnlking against a cold wind is a re markably comfortably protection. Novcr Bit or stand with the wind blowing on you for n eitigto moment, lor it Bpeedily produces a chill, to bo followed with a fovor and then n bad cold. Exercise to tho extent of great fatigo oes more harm than good. A hearty meal taken while excessive ly fatigued has often destroyed life. ll.!l7 1t. -..! vyiiiiiuess ui uuuy uiiuipuus uiu epu lis, sours ' ho temper nnd renders the whole man unlovely. Cleanliness in all tho surroundings of a family mansion pays richly m many ways, in good health, moral ele vation, personal comfort nnd dollars nnd cents besides. Lifo is warmth, growth, repair and power to labor, aud all theso aro deriv ed from the food we eat and tho fluids we dt ink, and these should bo good- At every period of life, at all seasons of tho year, and from tho tropics to the poles, in every clinic and country, tho temperature of the human body in health is the samo to a degree, that is, ninety-eight of Fahrenheit ; hence wo should eat in winter mainly of warni ng lood, such as meats, tat, oils, sug ar and ail tho grains, farinas, starches; in summer, tho fruits and berries and melons and vegetables of tho Geld, tho garden nnd tho orchard, which cool and open and ventilate the system. .Mine-tenths ot tho inmates ot insane asylums who recover are those who aro sent within a year after the first mani festation of their infirmity. t ho best anodyno in all nature is moderate, steady and continuous exer cise in tho open air. t he worst cold may bo promptly cured if, within twenty-four hours after' it has been taken, tho patient will keep warm in bed and eat little or nothing for a day or two. In going out into a colder air, keep tho mouth resolutely closed, and walk! briskly for a few minutes, thus prevent- ng chiliuess. which is always the pre cursor of a cold. The portion of tlio body which mostj requires protection against cold and wind is that between the shoulder-i blades behind, as it isat this point tho ungs arc attached to the. body, and tliu blood is easily chilled. To spend two or three moments on rising aud retiring, iu rapid frictions of the whole surface of tho body with tliu hands is a more rational tivaitnent ot the skin, and a more bealth-pnuno'ini opeiation, than a daily cold-water bath. A good cleansing of the entire body with soip and warm water once a week is all tho bathing tho human sys tem requires of health, iu ordinary cir cumstances. llalls Journal ot Health. The rabbit is probably the most pro luetive of the whole rodent genus ; a single pair may be answerable for a population of half a million within five yeais. Uriginaiiy natives ol Spain, the rabbits once multiplied in that country, as well as in some of the islands of tho Mediterranean, in such an alarming manner that tho people ap pealed for military aid to assist in their destruction. And it was not until num bers of ferrets and weasels wero intro- iueed that tho rabbit population began to diminish. Tho quadrupeds of Aus tralia are chiefly of tho "marsupial'' or der ; aud from the great kangaroo down to tho wombat and kangaroo rat (both burrowere) nearly all of tho tribe aro herbivorous. Tho dingo, or native log, is destructive only to sheep, while the wildcat, though pretty common in some parts, is not generally prevalent. When, thertore, the rabbit was first landed in Australia tho laud was all be fore him where to choose. In tho offi cial Sydney market rato for January, 1873, tho price ot rabbits was quoted from 2s. Cd, to 4s, each, retail. Five or six years later they were looked upon as aggressivo nnd destructive ver min, and had bo raptdiy overrun large tracts of land as to beconio quite n scare to tho squatters. To-day every phase of the Australian rabbit plague is not only regarded as of vital interest by tliu colonists, but n subject of curi osity aud discussion throughout the civ ilized world. A Nice Caki:. A delicious cake for layer cako is made by taking two whole eggs and the white of the third egg ; beat the whites and ono large cup of sugar until light, then add half a cup Df butter nud bent all until light, then put in half a teaspoouful of sweet milk, rut the baking powder with tliu flour, in about tho proportion of two cups of flour. Stir this in a littlo nt a tunc, nnd givo it all a good beat ing beforo putting it in the tins ; fla vor to suit yourself. It is a good plan when making nice cako to bake a little bit of tho dough in n patty-pan be foro trusting tlio reBt of it in tho oven; then you can seo if it needs any at tention, sometimes tho flour nnd sugar vary iu thickening qualities, and exact results cannot be obtained with out this precaution. If tho cake is too light add a littlo Hour, carefully sifted iu. If it is tough n little milk nnd a trifle of shortening may bo ndded. Their Good Luok, it is astonishing how many ot our successful business men nttributu their good fortuno neither to luok nor gencr- nl excellenco of Judgment, but will tell you how n strict adherence to somo single rulo has done it nil for them. Commodore Viiudorbilt's receipt for making millions with certainty nnd co lority was to never sign n nolo ; Win, E, Dodge would not hold nny pecuni ary interest in nn enterprise that was at all activo ou Sunday, and he finally believed that his wealth was a reward for conscientiously observing sho Sab bath day ; the lust John Jacob Ab- torn voudoo charm lay iu investing nothing aside from his regular business except in real estate ; nud Alexander 1. Stewart would have nuticipated mis fortuno if ho had wantonly broken tho smniiest engagement. Men of success can afford to prno tico their theories, nud even becomo slaves to them, Men of failure cannot indulgo such luxuries of conduct. Prison Statistics. Tlio figures nnd fnoU of tho fifty fourth annual report of tho Eastern Penitentiary nro worthy of study. Thb report gives tho statistics of tho year 1883 nnd tho condition of tho institu tion on tho first day of tlio current year, 1 ho receptions during tho year numbered 400, or i3 moro than during 1882, an increase largely in oxcess, pro portionately, of tlio increase of the pop ulation whose convicts aro thero lodged. This is an indication either that n large number of tho graver crimes were com mitted, or that bocauso of greater watchfulness on tho part of tho officers of tho law n larger number of convic tions wero secured. There wero 107G prisoners in tho in stitution on tlio 1st of tlio year. Of tho 490 ndmitted during the year, Phil adelphia furnished 300, Lackawanna 10, York 14, Cumberland 13, Lycom ing and Luzerne 12 each, and Lebanon 10, while 20 were sent from tho Uni ted States district court. This noto is not n bad showing for our county, which has a much larger population than any of tho others named, except Philadelphia almost equal to any two of them, in fact. York witli its 88, 000 and Cumberland with its 40,000 are almost exclusively agricultural counties nud theso aro goncrnlly sup posed to nflord a much smaller percent age of criminals than counties wherein tlio people aro mainly dependent upon mining and manufacturing. Lacka wanna furnishes a goodly share for ono so young. Philadelphia was the birthlaco of 103 of tho 490 received ; Germany, of 30 ; Ireland of 28, nud England of 11. These figures do not seem to warrant tho frequent plea tlmt our criminal class es are drawn almost exclusively from our alien population, and it will bo a. surpriso to some to learn that the Fath erland was moro numerously represent ed in the total than Erin, and, that, while we have many times moro Irish than English emigrants, Juhuny Bull has nearly half as many convicts as the land of the shamrock. Of tho 490, not far f i om half, or 202, had been previously imprisoned, one fifteen times, ono ten times, one eight times, two seven times, five six times, and eight five times. Hero is the plainest evidence that our prisons are yet far from being re formatory institutions. It is not by any means certain that any prisons can be. So long, however, as nearly half of those who are once sent ihete aro liable to go back, there is room fur be lief that there is a wide margin for im- piuvemeiii in our system oi managing convicts. This subject has engaged tho attention of many thoughtful men, and much has been written upon it. There are two schools of prison re furmer. one of whom advocate the in dividual method ol Ireatmeut and the ol her what is known as herding. The former it believed to have been origi nal iu Pennsylvania, it being alleged that it wns omv accepted in Euiope af ter France, England and Prussia had sent coinuiHMoners to 1 luladelphia to examine into the woi kings of the Ea-ito.n Penitentiary. Hon Uiehnrd vaux, president ot the board ot maua- geis, who has occupied the position for many years, is a Klrong believer iu the effectiveness of tho separate sys tern. One other matter alluded to in tho report will evoke surprise. Of tho 490 oulv hvo were rated as intemperate, whilo 101 wero total abstainers, tho balance belonging to tlio moderate drinker's phalanx. These figures will not bo welcomed by those hot headed reformers who argue at hap hazard that practically all crime is directly trace able to drunkeness. The fact is that many of tho moio serious orders of crime are such as to require cool heads and steady hands, to which an excess ivo use of stimulants would not con duce. Profesional forgers counteifeit- ers, burglars and cracksmen of all sorts aro nowadays more devoted to the doo trino of total abstinence than many of those who profess nnd preach it iu elo pient periods trom tho Btiimp. W tikes-Jsarre union reader. Taking a Bite of Wniskey. a way invi:nti:i oi- making it in soup l'LUOS liki: TOUACCO. M. G. Peterman is a German farmer of Pittsburg suburbs, who has madu wonderful invention a new method mat will revolutionize modern whiskey distilling. Ho has discovered a way of . making solidified whiskey making it into pocket plugs, -just liko tobneco, Besides that ho says he can also distil it in liquid form so that it will be tlio exact equivalent ol two and three-year- old whiskey, when it comes out of tho still. Last month persons from Now York offered him 100,000 for his in veution, and ho oamu within an ace of selling it to them, under tiio impression that they wero to make anjl sell only iu that S'.ato, but discovering that they wero trying to secure it trom Intn lor all tliu States ho dismissed the offer. man can carry a plug of whiskey in his pocket, nud when thirsty can pull it out, dissolve a chip ot it in a tumbler of water, or elso take a "chew," as ho would of tobacco. It would bo espec ially valuable over tho present liquid as it would savo loakage. During bat ties tho whiskey carried by armies to medicine or stimulants has been lost at the time when needed most by tho bar rels or vessels being riddled by bullets Tho boxes containing solid wluskoy might bo shattered, but during or atte tlio baltlo tlio cakes could easily bo gathered up uninjured Even if tlio article were never manufactured nt nil Petermau's invention is valuable in the wonderful improvement it makes in tho distilling of liquid wbis key. In a very short timo ho oxpects to ho ready to show tho world tho value of all his inventions. Nearly all tin machinery is patented, but th article itself is not now, but soon will be, patented, Pctermnu has madu hi models entirely with penknife, rounded tho boilers nnd stills, curved tho pipes and hollowed theih out inside. 11 has a complete working distillery miniature embodying his inventions, and all of it made, little by little, witli n penknife in the midnight hours nfte days of hard farm labor. So original are his ideas ou the subject, nnd so complicated tlio devices, that no tinner or machinist m rittshtirg would under tako to inako him u model: henco ho had to do il himself. It required itiontl ol patient toil, ODD ITEMS. Newspapers multiply moro rapidly than their proms divide. n i,.... CinO nan la nnul nnnnallv in salalies to baso ball payers. u,i;i i.j i w , u iy 1 .n i i . ............ Only two women in tho Washington lepartments have reached nn $1800 clerkship. A wide, rich henven hangs nbovo you, but it bungs high ; n wide, rough worm is nrouuu you, unu it nuo iy low. About eighteen knots nn hour 5a tho best speed of nn ocean ateamship, but locomotive will go over iuuu lies nn hour. "Boys theso days," remarked n street urchin, ns ho picked up tlio stub of & gar and putted away at it, "begin hero grown people leave off." Selden ! Wit must crow liko fingers. If it bo taken from others itis like plums stuck upon black-thorns: thero they are for awhile, but they como to nothing. littlo child becoming wenried with tho quarrelling of two younger child ren over a glass of milk, exclaimed : What's tho use of fighting forever over that milk f Thero's a wholo cow- ful out in the barn." Tho curiosity of a child of five had been aroused by seeing a magnifying glass. "How many times does it mag nify 7 asked a gentleman, thinking to puzzle him. "As many times as you look through it," was tho quick reply. "Talk of the balance of power," said tho grocer reading tho estimates of tho robablo vote at Chicago ; "its notn- ng compared with the power of tho balance." And ho weighed out anoth er pound of sugar, two ounces short. Boston Transcript. Reports from tlio Indian Industrial Sohool at Genoa, Nebraska, indicate a gratifying progress by tho pupils un- ergoing an agricultural training. J.ne uperiutendent says that thirty mo- ium-sized boys, from ten to fifteen ears of age, who had been under in struction only threo months witn spades, shovels, and hoes, prepared the 'round and set out 300 trees and did it well. Pinu.utle Ice. Pineapple ico to be rved with delicate cake cau be made so f ono lipo and iuicy pineapple, or ono quart cau of the fruit ; cut it iu very mall pieces ; add tho juice nnd grated peel of one lemon or orange, as your aste dictates ; one good tull pint ot ugar and ono of water, or possibly a very utile less it the lnut is iuicy. Scatter the sugar over tho pineapple, and let H stand tor an hour, then dram off all ju ce, then mash tho fruit and siraiu again until vou aro sure vou havu s cuied all the juice, thcu add water aud freeeze. riie steamship "State of Florida" which left New Yoik Saturday, April 12th, bound lor (ilasgow, was sunk by the steamer "Titania,'' en route from Glasgow to Montreal, on Friday, April 18th, at about 10 oclock in the eveu- ng, on a clear night and a calm sea. Out of 135 persons 44 were saved. The vessel "Titania' crashed into the sido of the "State of Floiida,'' and both sank within fifteen minutes. The 44 eisons saved were iu ono boat and lad been drifting two days before they were picked up. Easton was visited Wednesday evening Jlay 7th by a heavy rain storm, accompanied by loud clap3 of thunder, violent flashes of lightning, aud hailstones as large ns peas. Be tween Fairview aud Mauch Chunk, railroaders say, the hailstones were as largo as shellbarks. A snow storm that lasted nearly half an hour visited ltoekport, Penu Haven and Bridge port, small towns along tho Lehigh Valley It. 11. ltant fell nearly tho entire day iu the Lehigh and Pocono valleys, aud extinguished all the forest files. Abraham Lincoln was b'ix feet four inches tall, and his sou is about five feet eight. Ihere is quite as much lifference in tlio intellectual capacity of the two. The Secretary of War has had the most book learning, but tho ex-President had tho bigger and broader mind. Had ho lived he never would have been with the 306, as his son was. in fact there is much reason for believing that timo would havo made Abraham Lincoln a Democrat, as it niafdo his favorite war Governor, Andrew G. Curtin, one. Pkkils ok Pui.k Fighting Judgo Handley, at Scrantoii, Tuesday, in structed District Attorney Connoly to prepare indictments against all who aro known to havo witnessed the prize light between llognn and Johnson, tho light weights, on last Saturday morn ing, May 3rd. Fifteen hundred per sons, including Deputy Sheriffs, law yers, doctors, editors, hotel keepers aud merchants attended the fight. The next Grand Jury will evidently havo a big week's work. The District Attor ney lias employed a detective to obtain the names of those who attended tho match. Tho prosecution will bo con ducted under a special law passed in iouo, imposing n year s imprisonment nnd a fine of S500 upon any person en gaging iu a prizo tight, either as prin cipal, second or bystander. There is also a geneial law on tlio subject which provides a penalty of 81000 and two years' impiisonment for participating in or witnessing a prizefight. Most of thoso who were present llvo m bcrau ton. Coi.oiik.k Mr.N PuEi-AitiNO ion a Cli.khkation at WiLKES-lUitnE. Ex tensive prepniations for a grand eel ebration to eoninieinorato tho ratifica tion of tho lGth ainendinent to tho con stitution, to bo held June 15th, nro going forward, prominent colored citi zens of Wilkes-Barro being the lend ing spirits iu what promises to beau event of popular importance, Tho committee of nn angements have sent out invitations to tlio colored people of Hurrisburg, Williamsport, Bloomsburg, Serunton, Montrose, Wuverly, Pitts (on, Bingliimtou, Ithncn, Elmirn, and other plnces to bo piesent to partici pate iu tho ceremonies nnd unite iu celebtutiug the politienl enfranchise inent of tho rnce. The piogrummo includes n procession in tho morning which will pas& through tho principal streets, a banquit nl 1 o'clock nt Land in ecscr's Hall, an orution at 3 by Prof. William llownid Dny, of Harisburg, the wholo to conclude with n grand re , cepllon nud ball iu tho evening. s I i A