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I'OSTAdl! Is no loniror exacted from subscribers
n tlio county.
JOB PRINTING.
Tho-Tobblng Departmentof tho Ooumnt an Is verv
oomplcto, and our .lob l'l-lntlng will compare favor,
ably Willi that of the law cities. ftlTorKdonJoE
short notice, noatly and at moderate prices.
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J ATTOUNHV-AT-LAW.
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Ofllco over 1st National Hank.
JOIINM. CliAKK,
ATTO I tNE V-AT-Ti A W,
AND
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IILOOMSDCKO, I'A
omce over Moyer llros. Drug Store.
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omco In Ilrower's bulldlng.second floor.room No. 1
Dloomsburg, I'a.
B,
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ATT011NEY-AT-LAW.
Bloorasburg, Pa.
onico corner of Centre and Main strsets. Clark J
muiaing.
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Membor ot tho United States Law Association,
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rops.
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noor.
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KNORR & WINTERSTEEN,
A ttorneys-nt-Law.
nnn In 1st National Hank bulldlne. second floor,
first door to the l"ft. Corner of Main and Market
streets llloomsDurg, ra.
t&" Pennon and Bounties Collechd,
J II. MAIZE,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Office In Malio's building, over IHUmcyer's grocery,
May so, '81.
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Ofllco, corner ol Third and Main Streets.
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Can bo Consulted in German.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
n ti. BARKLEY. Attorney-at-Law
J . office lu ilrower's building, 2nd story.ltooms
& 0
P BUCKINGHAM, Attorney-at-Law
ii.umce, iirocuways uuuaing.;ist noor,
Ciooinsburg, Penn'a. amy 7, '80-t t
" 11 MeKBLVY, M. D.,8urgeon and Phy
. sttlaa.airtb aid? Main street.below Markot
L, FRITZ. Altnrnay-at Liw.
, in Colombian uulldlog.
Office
p M. DRINKER, GUN & LOCKSMITH
aw'ug Midlines and Machinery ot all kinds ro
uirju. urKt uoosk iiuuaing, uioomsourg, ra,
D
R. J. C. R UTTER,
PHYSICIAN SHHIKIKON,
Ofllco, North Market street,
Bloomsbuit,, fu
rtt. WM. M. REBER. Surccon and
If Physician, omco corner ot Kock and Market
vireci.
JR. EVANS, M. D., Burgeon and
Physlo.an, (omco and Residence on Third
aiioci.
y II. HOUSE,
DENTIST,
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All styles of work dono In a superior manner, work
wtirranitiu as represented, i bktu bathaut
kd without Pain by the use of (las, and
treuot charge when artlttclal teeth
aro Inserted,
omco over liloomsourir Uanklnir Company,
lo be open at all hour) during the oaj
JpIRE INSURANCE.
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CMNl'ON, N. V.
PUOl'LUd' N. V.
HEADING, PA.
Those old ooaroHATiONs are wen seasoned by
kio and nai tistbd and hare norer yet bad a
loss nettled by any court of law. Tnelr assets
aro all Invested In solid BictmiTlisand are liable
to the hazard of riBS only,
Losses raoniTLr and uonistlt adjusted and
paid as soon as determined by christian P.
H.Hirr. srioiAL Aoint and Adjcstsu blooms-
. The people ol Columbia county should patron
.11(1 n.ld nv ,,nA rt ,h.l. .....n
PltOMPl'NKSS, EQUITY, PAUt DEALINO
ALL KINDS OF JOB PRINTING
AT THIS OFFICE.
8R0WER,
OAS FITTING & STEAM HEATING.
DEALElt
STOVES & TINWARG.
All kinds of work in Shoot Iron, Hoof
!.,.. ...! O !...- .11.
my iiuu .3iuiiuiiir. jiroinjiiiy
nttomlod to.
tir-Strlct attention given to heating by steam.
Corner of Main & East Sts.,
ISloomsburg, Pa.
;! ClotMiij! Cliii!
G. W. BERTSCH,
THE MEUOHANT TAILOR,
AND IIEAI.Elt IS
Gents'- Furnishing Goods
OF EVERY DCSCHIPTIOX.
CLOTHING ! !
IIuvinK very rcufiitlv ononcd a new
Merchant Tailoring and Gouts' Fur
nishing Goods Store, in KNOIlll ifc
WINTEHSTEEN'S building, on
Main street, wliero I am prepared to
mako to order, at short notice, first
class suits of clothing always in the
latest styles and prices reasonable.
Fits guaranteed. Having learned how
to cut garments to suit customers, and
also what kind ol material will give
satisfaction, I would ask you to please
call and examine tho
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OF GOODS
Ever shown in Columbia county,
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April 13-1
How Watch Cases are Made.
Most persons have an ambition to carry
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Low a watch case is made, or the vast dif
ference in tlioquality of them. In a Solid
Gold Watch Cask, aside from the neces
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a largo proportion of tho metal is needed
only to fctilll'ii and hold tho engraved por
tions in place, and supply strength. Tho
surplus is not only needless, hut undesira
ble, becauso gold is a soft metal and cannot
furnish tho stillness, strength and elasticity
neceary to mako tho case permanently
strong and close-fitting. The perfect watch
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that will supply that in which the gold is
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which saves the WAsli: of need- !TJ7
.wis
less gold, and iNcniusisthe s-oliditv and
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KNOW THYSELF,-
Great Modical Work on Manhood.
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In now rciirty for ruur Iiihdoc-
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.MAGIC NO MOItn A MYSTEltY SEEN FROM
ACROSS THE WOULD.
"Haroun of Aleppo," said Sir Philip Derval "had
mastered every secret In nature which tho nobler
maglo seeks to fathom. Ho discovered that tho
truo art of healing Is to assist Nature to throw on
tho disease to summon, ns It were, tho whole sys
tem to eject the enemy that has fastened on apart.
Ills processes all Included tho relnvlgoratlon of tho
prlnclplo ot life."
In this tho Eastern sago merely anticipated tho
practlco ot tho best physicians of to-day. What
Uto Itself H, nobody knew then nobody knows
now. Hut wo have learned something of tho rea
sons why tho mysterious tldo rises and falls. Pro
vided tho great organs ot the body are not lrrcpar
ably destroyed, medical sclcnco can always relieve,
and often save. Yet no rcputablo physician now
adheres to tho barbarous and stupid processes ot
depletion, such as bleeding, by which It was at
tempted to cure disease by reducing tho patient's
ability to resist It, Now-a-days wo do not toar
down the fort to help the garrison we strengthen
It.
In this Intelligent and beneflclent work, It Is con
ceded that PAHKEIfS TONIC leads all other mo
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Changes bad breath to good, removing cause.
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ing feeling of
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ronsequently feeble. If you aro suffering
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Feb 89-1 w
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BLOOMSBURG PLANING MILL
Tho undersigned having put his Planing ml
on Railroad street, iu nrst-ctass conaiuon, is pre
parea iu uu ait itiuua ui wuik iu ms uuc,
FRAMES, SASH, DOORS,
BLINDS, MOULDINGS,
FLOORING, Etc.
furnished at reasonable prlcCB. All lumber used
Is well seasoned and none but skilled workmen
are empioyea.
ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS
furnished on application. Plans and specific
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SELECT STORY.
"GOING ALOFT."
on, now Tim young bailor was
PI10M0TK1).
One ovenintr. not lornr sitioo. n num
ber of us, old shipmasters, met fit ft
social supper, nnd nfter tlio cloth was
removed wo commenced spinning
yarns. Among our number was Cap-
am Kiuhsiru butter and a liner man
or a better sailor, never trod a tlcok.
it length it camo his turn to tell a
story, or, what wo preferred, and what
10 rest ot us nnd done, relato some in
cident or event in his own life.
"Weil , boys," ho said, ns ho reject-
0(1
tno oottlo ot wino wliiclt was at
that moment passed to him for tho
first timo, "I will give you a bit, of tlio
early part of my ocean life, and it is a
very important bit, too, for upon it the
wnoio ot my subsequent manhood lias
been built."
Wo prepared to listen to Captain
Sutter with most perfect attention, for
no was not only an old seaman, but
ono of tho most successful command
ers in our mercantile marine. II in
story was aa follows :
"I was a very younc man when I
first entered upon shipboard, and nt
10 age of fourteen I considered my
self quite a sailor. When I was eight
een 1 was shipped on board an East
Indian man for a long voyage. There
wcro six ot us on board ot about the
same age, and we had about tlio same
duties to perform. The ship, tho old
Jjady IJutilap, was a largo one, and
our crew was largo in proportion, there
being fifty-two all told. We 'boys,' as
wo wero called, massed together, and
n all other respects wero separate from
tlio rest of the crew, just as much as
tlio officers are. Oiir captain was a
noblo hearted, honorable man, kind and
generous, but yet very strict. Of
courso wo youngsters found plenty of
occasion to find fault with him, nnd
ery often were his decisions arraigned
before our mess aud decidedly con-
cmned. In fact, wo should havo rO'
versed many of his judgments if we
ad had tho power : but as ho was tho
commander, and we only foremast
hands, and boys at that, lie had his
own way, and the luminous decisions
we came to were consequently of no
avail, aud lost to the world.
"Now, wo boys had learned, in tho
course of our travels, lo drink our grog
as well a any sailors. We could toss
ft a glass of rum and water with as
mnrli rvrnnn na nnv nnn nmt wn nl;lim.
ed tlio right to do sn, and not only as
a privilege, but as an honor to which
a life upon the ocean entitled us. But
even in this respect our captain pre
tended to differ from us. When we
could get on shore we would invaria
bly indulge in our cups, and not itnfro
quently would wo como off, or bo
brought off, in a state anything but
sober. I said 'we,' but there was 0110
f our number who could not bo in
duced to touch a drop of anything in
toxicating. His namo was John Small,
and ho belonged to ono ot the towns of
Now .Tersoy.
Now, Jack Small not only refrain
ed entirely from drinking himself, but
ho used sometimes to ask us to lot tho
stuff alone. lie gave that job up,
however, for wo mado such sport of
him that lie was glad to let us alone.
But our captain had sharp oyes, and it
was not long beforo ho began to show
Jack Small favors which ho did not
how us. He would often take Jack
ashoro with him to spend tho night,
and such things as that, whilo wo wero
kept on board tho ship. Of courso
this created a sort of mi envy on our
part, and it ended in a sort of ill-will
towards poor Jack.
".Now, in truth, Jack was one of tho
best fellows in the world. Ho was
kind, obliging, and honest, always
ready to lend a helping hand in case of
distress, aud as truo a friend as ever
lived only ho wouldn't drink with us,
that was all. No, that wasn't all. lie
learned faster than wo did, ho was a
better sailor, and had learned moro of
navigation. But this wo tried to lay
to the captain's paying him tlio most
attention, though wo knew better at
the time, for wo had the privilege of
learning just as much as wo had a mind
to. Tlio truth of tho matter was, wo
loved the idea of being 'old salts' bet
ter than wo did atiythiug else, and wo
spent moro timo 111 watching for op
portunities to have a spree, than wo
did iu learning to perfect ourselves in
tho profession wo had chosen.
"It oven got so at length, that Jack
Small was called upon to tako tlio deck
sometimes, when tho ofiicers wero busy,
and 110 used to work out the reckoning
at noon as regularly as did tho captain.
Yet Jack was in our mess, and ho was
a constant oye'Sore. Wo suw that ho
was reaching rapidly ahead of us in
every usetul particular, and yet wo
couldn't open our eyes. Wo wero en-
..: - t 1.1. 1 i . . ,1 .
vious in nia guuti ionutic, ns wo cancel
it, and used to seizo overy opportunity
to teaso nud run him. But ho never
got angry in return. Ho sometimes
would laugh at us, and at othors ho
would bo feelingly chide us that wo
would remain silent for awhilo.
"At length tho idea entered our
heads that Jack should drink with us.
Wo talked tho matter over in tho mess
when Jack was absent and wo mutual
ly pledged each other that wo would
mako linn drunk nt tho hrst opportuni
ty. ittcr this determination was
taken, wo treated Jack moro , kindly,
and ho was happier than he had been
tor somo timo. unco moro wo laugh
ed nnd lokcd with him in tho mess,
and ho 111 return helped us iu our navi
gation. Wo wero on our homeward
bound passage, by tho way of Brazil,
and our ship stopped at Uto Janeiro
wliero wo wcro to remain n week or so
uno pleasant morning wo six young
Biers received permission to go on
shore and spend tlio wholo day, and ao
cordingly wo tigged up iu our best
togs and wero carried to the landing,
"Now was our chance, and wo put
our heads together to seo how it should
bo done. Jack's first desire, as soon ns
ho got on shore, was to go up and ex
amino tho various tilings of interest in
tho city. Ho wanted to visit the
churches, nnd such liko places, and to
pleaso him wo agreed to go with him
if lie would go and tako dinner with int.
Ho agreed to do that at once, nud w
thought wo had him sure. Wo plan
lied that alter dinner was eaten w
should havo some light, sweet wino
brought on, and that wo could contrive
to get mm enough into what ho drank
to upset him 1 for nothing on earth
would pleaso us more than to got Jnck
Small drunk, nnd carry him on board
in Mint shape. Then wo fancied that
tho captain s favoritism would bo at an
cud, and ttiat ho would no longer look
upon our rival with more preference
than ourselves. Wo had tho matter
all arranged 1 nnd in tho meaiitimo wo
paid Jack all tlio attention in our low
er, so much so that ho signified a wil
lingness to go nnywhero to please us,
provided wo did not go to any bad
place.
"Dinner timo came, and a most cap
ital dinner wo had. Wo had selected
ono of tiio best hotels, for tlio prices
were no higher there than nt places of
lower repute, nnd, iu fact, not so high,
for thoso low places ileeco a sailor
most ttnmcreif'illy. Tho eatables wero
despatched with becoming gusto, and
then tlio dishes wero removed, and at a
sign from mo tho wino was brought
in.
" 'Ah 1 what havo you hero 1' a9ked
Jack, betraying some uneasiness at tlio
appearance of the glasses and the bot
tles. " 'Only n littlo new wine,' I ro
plied, ns carelessly as 1 could. 'Hero
juice of tlio grape.'
"Hut it's wine, nevertheless,' pursued
lie.
" 'It isn't wine,' cried Sam Pratt,
who was ono of tho hardest nuts old
Neptuno ever cracked.
'No,' claimed in Tim Black, another
of about the samo stamp. 'It's only a
littlo simplo juice. Come, boys, fill
"I ho glasses wero accordingly filled,
Sam Pratt performing that duty, and
ho took caro that Jack's glass had a
good quantity of sweetened rum in
" 'No,' said Jack, as tho glass wns
moved towards him, 'if you nro to
commence thus, I will keep your com
pany witli water while you remain or
derly, but I will not touch wine.'
"This was spoken very mildly, and
with a kind smile, but yet it was spok
en firmly, and we could see that our
plan was about being knocked in tlio
iiead. Wo urged him to drink with
us, only ono glas", if no more. Wo
told him how innocent it was, and how
happy his social glass would mako us ;
but wo could nut move him.
" 'Then let him go 1' cried Tim, who
had nlready drank some. In fact, all
of us but Jack had drunk more or less
during tho forenoon. 'Let him go.
Wo don't want tho mean fellow with
us!'
" 'That's it,' added Sam, "off lie
goes. It lie b too good to drink with
l1"9 sbipmates, wo don't want him.'
" 'You misunderstood me,' added
Jack, in a tone of pain. 'I'm not too
good to drink with you, in tho sense in
which you tako it. But I do not want
to drink at all.'
" 'Too stingy, that's all,' said I, de
termined to make him drink if I could.
But Jack looked at mo so roproachful-
as 1 said this, that 1 wished 1 had
not spoken as I did.
" 'If yon wish to enjoy your wine,
messmates, said small, at tho samo
timo rising from his chair, 'you can do
so, but I beg you will excuse me. I
will pay my share of tho expenses for
the dinner.'
" 'And for your share of the wine,'
said Tim, 'for wo ordered it for you.'
" 'JNo,' returned Jack, 'I cannot pay
for wino '
" 'Mean I' cried two or tlireo at a
breath.
'No, no, messmates, not mean. I
will pay for tho wholo dinner for
every articlo you and I have had in the
house, savo tho wine.'
'And as ho spoke lie rang tho bell.
Ho asked of the waiter who entered
what tho bill was for tho company,
without the wino ; and after the
amount had been slated, ho took out
his purse to pay it, when Sam Pratt,
who was our acknowledged leader,
caught his arm.
'No, not so,' said Sam. 'You
shall not pay lor it, for wo will not eat
at tho expenso of one who will sneak
out of a scrapo in this way. Wo want
nothing moro to do with you unless
you will take a glass of wino with us.'
Very well, said Jack ; and as ho
spoko I could see his lip quivered, and
that lie dared not speak moro.
"Ilo turned towards tho door then,
but boforo ho reached it, Tim Black
an and caught him, at tlio samo timo
exclaiming :
" 'JNow, old boy, you don t go ott so.
You'vo commenced, and no1 you've
got to stick it out.'
"this was tho signal ior us to com-
meiicu again, nnd once moro wo tried
to urge Jack to drink tlio wino ; and
wo loiiud that urging would not do wo
commenced to abuso and scoil. Wo
accused him of trying to step over us
on board tho ship, aud of all other bad
things ot whioh we could think, for a
while the poor fellow seemed inclined
to let his anger get tho upper hand ;
but nt length ho calmed himself, and
stepping back to his chair, lie said ;
" 'olupmates, listen to mo for a mo
ment.
Silence gave consent, nnd in a mo
ment moro ho resumed :
" 'Since matters havo como to this
ass, I have resolved to tell you what I
lad meant to keep locked up iu my
own bosom
"Wo had always thought, from
Jack's manner, that there wns somo
thing peculiar connected with his early
lite, and wo wero nil attention in a mo
ment.
My story is but a short one, ho
continued, 'and I can tell it in a very
low words. J rom tho timo ot my
earliest childhood, I never knew what
it was to havo a happy home. My
father was a drunkard 1 Onco ho had
been a good man and a good husband,
but rum ruined all his manhood nud
mado a bruto of htm. I can remember
how cold and chetiiess was tho first
winter of my lifo to whioh memory
leads mv mind. Wo had no fire, no
food, no clothes, no joy, no anything
nothing but misery and woo I My poor
mother used to clasp mo to her bosom
to keep mo warm, and onco I rcmcm
her when her very tears froze on her
cheek, Oh 1 liow mother prayed to
God for her husband 1 nnd I, who
could but lust prattle, learned to nrnv
too. And I used to bco that husband
and father return to his home, and I
remember how my poor mother cried
and trembled.
"'When 1 grow older 1 had to go
out nud beg tor bread. All cold and
shivoiing I waded through tho dcei
snow, willi iny clothes in tatters, and
freezing feet almost bare. And I saw
other children of my own ago dressed
warm and comfortable, and I knew
they wero happy, for they laughed nnd
sang ns iney bounded along towards
school. Thoso boys had sober fathers,
I know that their fathers wcro no bet-
tcr than mine had been onco 1 for my
moiuer nau tout 1110 now nouio my
father could bo if tho accursed demon
rum were not in his way 1 but tho fatal
newer was upon mm, ami though no
often promised, and though lie ottcn
tried, yet ho could not escape.
" Tunc passed on and 1 was eight l
years old, and thoso eight years had
been years of sucli sorrow and suffer-
ing as I pray God I may never again
experience. At length, ono cold morn-
ing, in tho dead of winter, my father
was not nt home. Ho had not been
homo through tho night. My mother
sent mo to tho tavern to see if I
could find him. I had gone half tho
way when I saw something in tlio snow
. 1 ... . .
uy tno siuo ot 1110 road. 1 stoppcu,
and a shudder ran through me, for it
looked like a hitman lorm. 1 went up
to it, and turned tho head over and
brushed tho snow from tho face. It
was my tathtr, and ho was stiff and
cold I I laid my baud upon his pale
brow, and it was liko solid marble. He
was dead I"
moment aud
of us spoke,
"Poor Jack stopped a
wined his eves. Not 0110
lor wo had becomo too deeply moved,
jsut lie soon went on :
" 'I went to tho tavern and told the
people Ihcro what I had found, and the
landlord sent two of his men to carry
the frozen body of my father home.
u, shipmates, 1 cannot tell you, how
my poor mother wept and groaned,
She sank down upon her knees nnd
clasped that icy corpso to her beating
bosom, as though she would havo given
it uto lrom tlio warmth ot her own
breast. Sho loved her husband through
an 111s errors, and her lovo was au-pow-
.... - . . ., w 1
eriui now. Tho two men went away
and Ielt the dead body still on the
floor. My mother whispered to mo to
come and kneel by her side. 1 did so.
'My chilJ, sho said to me. and thu
big tears wero yet rolling down her
cheeks, "you know what has caused
all this. This man was once as noble
and happy and truo as man can be
but oh, seo how ho has been strickon
lown 1 Promise me, my child, oh,
pronnso here, betore uod and your
dead father and your broken-hearted
mother, that vou will never, never.
never, touch a single drop of the fatal
poison that lias wrought for us all this
misery I"
" 'U shipmates, 1 did promise, then
aud there, alt my mother asked, aud
uod knows that to this moment that
promise lias never been broken. My
father was buried, and somo good kind
neighbors helped us through the win-
ter. When the next spring came I
could work, and learned something
tor my mother. At longth 1 lound a
chance to ship, and I did so, and every
time I go homo I have somo money for
my mother. Not for tho wealth of tho
whole world would I break tho pledge
I gavo to my mother and my God on
that dark cold morning. And oven
had I not mado such a pledge, I would
not touch tho fatal cup, for I know
that I havo a fond, doting mother that
would bo made miserable by
honor, and I would rather die
my (lis-
than to
bring moro sorrow upon her head.
Perhaps you havo no mothers ; ami if
you have, perhaps they do not look to
you for support, but I know you too
won iu uetievo imii, uiiner 01 you
would ever bring down a loving moth
er's gray hairs in sorrow to tho grave,
That is all shipmates. Jet mo go, now,
and you may enjoy yourselves alone,
lor I do not believe that yon will again
urgo the wine-cup upon mo.'
"As Jack thus spoke, ho turned to-
wards tho door, but Tim Black stopped
liira.
'Hold on, Jack,' cried Tim, wiping
his eves and startinc from his chair.
You sha'n't tro alone. I have trot a
mother, nnd I lovo her as well as you
lovo youis, and your mother shall not
bo happier than mine ; for, by tho love
I bear her, I hero pledge myself that
sho shall never have a drunken sou. I
will drink no moro !"
'"Give us your hand, fim,' cried
Sam Pratt, 'I'll go witli you.
"I u'mloil nn iiinrp. hut. miinklv Htnrr
inr? from mv chair I ioined tho other
two. m.d .no lniK thn wholo fivo of us
rv. . v : . - .
had ioined with Jnck Sma in his no-
l.ln lifn nlnn W n, nnllcl for lipn nttfl
ink nnd nnner. and in.itlo Jack ilraw 1111
a nlediTo. Ilo simied it first and wo
followed him, and when Iho deed was
dono I knew wo wero far happier than
wo had been before for years. Tho
wine upon tlio table was not touched,
and tlio liquor wo had drank during
tho forenoon was now all gono 111 its
ffects.
"Towards evening wo returned to
tho ship. There was a frown upon tho
captains brow as wo camo over tho
side, for ho had never known us to
como off from a day's liberty sober
But when we all came over tho side
and reported ourselves to him, his
countenance changed. Ho could hard-
givo credit to tho evidence ot his
own senses.
" 'Look here, boys,' ho said, niter ho
had examined us thoroughly, 'what
does this mean ?'
"Show him tho paper, whispered I
"Jack had our pledge, and without
speaking ho handed it to tho captain
Ilo took it and read it, and his faco
changed its expression several times.
it length 1 saw a tear start to Ins
oye.
" 'Boys,' lie said, as ho folded up tho
paper, 'let mo keep this, and if you
stick to your noble resolution you shall
nover want a friend while I live.'
...,..., f..:.....i ...i.:i t i:.. 1
"We lei tlio enptian keep tho paper.
and when ho had put it in his pocket
ho camo and took us ench in turn by
thu hand, Ho was much affected, nud
I knew that tho ciicumstaiiccs mado
him happy. From that day our pros
iwuib uiiiiiriiL-u. uciur oiiiuii iii ion
I.n.l , . t 1... I. I .1
kvj umi uhi my 1 iui uu iuui Hum mm
taught us 111 navigation, and wo wero
proud 01 nun. un tho next voyago
wo all six lated as able seamen, nnd re-
ceived full wages, wo left not that noblo
nenrieu captain until wo 1011 10 becomo
ofiicers ou board other ships.
"Jack Small is now ono of tlio best
masters in tho world, aud I believo
that the rest of our party nro still liv-
ing, honored aud respected men. Three
years ago wo all mot, tlio holo six oi
us, and
-by the help of Him who
save tlio lost by Ins blood and
camo to
by His Spirit-not ono of us hud bro
ken that pledgo which wo mado 111 tho Tho Holland postal savings banks ponses moro alcohol than ho does
hotel tu Hio. J. our of us wero then pay interest at tho rato of 2.G1 percent, whisky. Utah Letter to the Cincin
commanders of good ships, 0110 was a per annum, nati JCnquircr.
merchant in Now York, and tho other
wns just going out ns American consul
to one ol tho Italian cities on tho Medi
tcrrancau
"You know now why I do not drink
wino with you, nnd of courso you will
1101 urgo it upon me, nor take my re
fusnl ns a mark oi coldness or disro-
spect
The Odious Taxes.
urtTumi moiit on tub wokkinos ok
the internal iievenuk.
(
Tlio Ways and Means Committco
win cause to bo printed tho arguments
mado beforo it by several Congress-
men lrom tho boulhcrn btates in lavor
of abolition of tho internal revenue,
or 01 its rclorm, it nothing better can
bo done. Theso gentlemen tell a story
of harassments to industry, violenco to
, . .I.,.-' .
citizens, nnu outrages upon pnvnto
rights that would astonish even tho
wouui - uo reiormers ot tho tariff,
I hoy recite tho difficulties under which
tobacco manufacturers and whiskey
distillers labor in the mntter ot heen-
"es, stamps, measurements, gatigcrs,
storekeepers and collectors. "For in-
stance," says Judgo Bennett of North
numiiv, miy tjimyu jjuiniuii, ui iurui
Carolina, "if a distiller at Washington,
N. C. wants to get a barrel of whiskey
out, 01 bona no must mail tho money
ior stamps to 1110 collector at naieigh,
with ins application. Tho collector
will forward tho stamps and order a
storekeeper to Washington with tho
keys. Hut it takes a week to do it,
ami 1110 distiller, who is trying to sup-
port his family by carrying on tho bus-
mess in a small way, must not only
lose tho timo in filling his order, but
pay 1110 storekeepers railway expenses
in nuuiuon to mo tax. mis is but a
sample," said Judge Bennet impressive
1 - ,. t .1 .
iy, 01 tno annoyances to which our
struggling people, up to their chins 111
povoity, are subjected to this system
Gentlemen give us somo relief, since
abolition is impossible."
"But why do you say abolition is im-
possible t" asked Mr. Kelley. "Such
an infernal system should bo abolished,
and I believe when the American peo-
pie wake up they will do it."
Congressman Caldwell of lennesseo
says tho internal revenue collectors in
tuany parts of tho South aro brutal and
insulting. They go armed and shoot
at tho slightest provocation. Thov
constitute themselves at onco agents of
the revenuo oflice, Judgo and exceu-
tioner. Frequently when they suspect
a disuiier ot wrong doing, they rush
upon him with revolvers and whoop-
ings, aestroy 111s property, and inarch
him oil to jail, without evidence of his
guilt. Professional informers are con-
stantly at work seeking the rewards
offered by tho Government. In one
case a deputy collector and assistants
assaulted a man anu ins wile, beating
tlio former to death, becauso tho cou-
pie refused to get breakfast for the
posse. The deputy collector was in-
dieted in tho btate courts ; tho case
was transferred to the Federal court,
and the United States prosecuting at-
torney delended tho criminal, who was
acquitted. The Government agents
havo oven the Federal courts under
control, and can commit crimes against
person and property with impunity.
1 his is a mere suggestion of the
-tiomiciiiary vexation" to wnicn many
American peopio are daily subiected
1 - .1 . - in, . " - . I
oy tins system. 1110 tax gatherers 111
tho South are generally a low grade of
men. ao otuous nas 1110 service become
to tho people that first class respectable
men win not engage in 1:. iney that
aro described by the Internal Revenue
commissioner 111 his elaborate annual
reports as "bravo ofiicers, 111 many cases
turn up to bo mere swaggering desper-
adoes, impudent 111 their littlo brief an-1
thority. Near Bakersville, N. C, two
weeks ago, two of theso revenuo olli-
CL'rs k,llea llncu men 'luring a dispute
property.
L ' 1 C8 8Pko up a member of the
ways aml Means Coinnuttee, "there is
wuuua ajHiuin hiiuiuu
ho abolished Out in my district alow
lellow has opened .1 saloon, 111 which
ho has managed to debauch a great
many people. Wo have prosecuted
him under State laws, but armed witli
his Government license to sell whiskey,
a deiended by able counsel employ
e with me money made 111 his netar-
n,i. i.-1 t .ih..j
,u" u'"""i lu Jfiua uuui'ii
US, nnd defies US Still."
Judgo Kelley is eager in his antipa
lly to tho internal revenuo system. It
' fl111 of annoyances to tho people
rvery wiusKey or ueer or cigar or o-
bacco maker ; every dealer in thoso ar
ticles, even tho groceryman or Post
Office keeper who wants to sell a few
1 r . 1
pounus 01 touacco ; even every mauu-
tacturer of stills or worms, lives 111 dai
ly dread of violating sumo internal rev
enuo regulation. Jivery 1'cdcral couit
is full of cases of prosecutions against
citizens on account of this svstem, their
. . . - . . .
oitences being olten ot tho most trivial
character, but nearly always with heavy
penalties attached,
this is a large business that tho Gov-
eminent is carrying on, this tax-gath
ering business. Here is iho list of tho
olllcials it requires :
Tlio Oomlssloner and
oaugers M3
storekeepers i,si3
11H assistant!! at Wash
lncton "if
Collectors si1
iuwi-ciura unit bur-
jeyora... 68
Donutr collectors oss
clerks, uiessenEer,&c. 1ST;
Total.
..4,817
Theso -1,217 tax-gatherers harass dai
Iy, monthly, quarterly, or annually
uH0,Ju2 special tax-payers, Tho result
of tho business for tho last fiscal vear
was tho collectign of $114,503,311, and
tho oxpenso of collection is a littlo
moro tlimi3A per cent, of tint ntnntmt.
collected. The oxpenso of colleotintr
iiiu customs tax is omy ,0 per cent ot
tno amount collected.
As a prominent Democratic. Con-
gressman recently remarked ; "Tho
present duty of tho Deinocratio par
1 v 111 Vjniim-naft n in utnilfl u Snm Ifnn.
1 11 1 " ei . V ' 1
u"." '" ',m,",'u uul "ow" uiunppro
- iiiavion uiiis. as soon ns we can pass
, III 1 !,, , . .
ineso mils lent go Home, ami 111 our
National Convention declaro in favor
of abolishing the wholo iutornal rovo
11110 svstem. On that sort nf n tnriff
reform platform wo can elect a Demo-
cratio President with a rush, and whou
wo get a Democratic President we'll bo
piepuied to give the country an eeo
"omionl nnd honest Government that
cai uo suppoited on tlio customs rovo-
nues alono.
Such a courso would indeed bo a ro
tn. to true De,nocraoy.-J(l
I the Aew J ork Ak Jlareh
-
Morrison Tariff Bill.
Tho following aro tho provisions of
tho Morrison tariff bill just reported to
tho house :
Tho bill provides that on and after
tho 1st of July, 1881, tho rates of duty
to bo levied, collected and paid on tho
importation of goods, wares, and
mcrchandijo mentioned in tlio tariff
net of March 3, 1883, shall bo as fol
lows : On all articles mentioned in
schedule I, which includes nil cotton
and cotton goods: in schedulo J, which
includes all hemp, jute, and flax goodsi
in schedule K, which includes all wool
nnd woolens: in schedulo C, whion in-
eludes all metals; in schedulo M, which
includes all books, papers and other ar-
tides of this character; in schedulo E,
which covers sugar, molasscss nnd ar-
tides of like character; iu schedulo F,
covering tobacco; in schedulo D, which
includes wood and wooden ware iex-
ccpt as othcrwiso provided); m sched-
ulo U, winch includes provisions; iu
schedulo N, which includes sundries
other than precious stones, salt, coal,
and linseed or flaxseed, and in sched-
ulo II, which includes all chemical
products, eighty-fivo per centum of tho
several duties and rates of duty now
Boverai duties anu rates 01 ciuw now
imposed on said articles severally. It
piovides, however, that nono of tho ar-
tides included in schedule 1 shall pay
a higher rate ot duty than lorty per
centum nd valorem ; in schedulo K
higher than sixty per centum, and in
schedule C higher than fifty per cen-
turn. It provides that tho rate of duty
on cast, polished plato glass, unsilver-
ed exceeding twenty-four by sixty
inches square, on green and colored
glass bottles, vials, demijohns and car
boys, (covered or uncovered), picklo or
preserve lars and other plain, molded
or pressed green nnd colored bottlo
glass, not cut, engraved or painted and
nol specially enumerated or provided
for in this act and on all tho articles
subject to nd valorem duty in schedulo
B. which includes carthenwaro and
classware. shall be oichtv ner centum
of tho several duties and rates of duty
now imposed on said articles severally,
It provides, however, that nothing in
this act shall operate to reduce the duty
above imposed on anv articlo below
the rato at which said article was duti-
able, under "an act to provide for tho
payment of out standing treasury notes
to authorize a loan to recrulate and fix
tho duties on imports and for other
purposes, approved March 2. 1861.
commonly called the Morrill tariff," and
that when under the existing law any
of said articles aro grouped together
and made dutiable at one rale, then
nothing in this act shall operato to re-
duce the duty below the highest rato at
which any articlo in such group was
dutiablo under said 'act of March 2,
1801. It provides that after tho 1st of
July, 1884, the rate ot duty to bo paid
on all unpolished cylinder, crown and
common window glass; on iron or steel
sheets plates, or taggers' iron coated
with tin or with a mixture of which
these metals is a component part, by
the dripping or any other process, and
commonly known as tin plates, terno
plates and taggers' tin; and on linseed
or flaxseed, shall bo eiihtv ner centum
of the several duties and rates of duty
now imposed on said articles severally.
It adds tho following list of articles to
the present tree list : Salt 111 bags or
sacks, barrels or other nackaces or in
... . .
bulk; coal, slack or culm; coal, bituini
nous or shale; timber, howen and saw
ed, and limber used lor spars and in
buildinc wharves: timber, sauarcd or
sawed, not specially enumerated orpro-
vided for in this act: sawed boards.
plank, deals, and other lumber of hem
lock, whitewood, sycamoro and bass.
wood, and all other artioles of sawed
lumber; hubs for wheels, posts, last
blocks, wagon blocks, oar blocks, gun
blocks, holding blocks and all blocks
or rough hewn or sawed only, staves
of wood of all kinds, pickets and pal
ings, lalhs, shingles, pine clapboards,
spruce clapboards, wood manufactured
hoi specially enumerated or provided
for in this act. It provides, however,
that in the case of bituminous or shalo
coal tho exemption from duty shall not
apply to coal impoited from
tlio Dominion of Canada until that
government shall have exempted from
thu payment ot duty all coal impoited
into that
country from tho United
States.
Jackson's Grief for his Wife.
Wo havo before us tho original letter
of Andrew Jackson, written on the 30th
of November, 1828, to his intimato
friend, Colonel liobert I, Chester. Jack-
son wns elected president iu 1828, and
shortly after his election and beforo in
auguration jlrs. Jackson died. This
letter was one of many, let us say
family letter It now comes before the
public tor the hrst time. It is valuable
because it unfolds nnd opens to tho
public eyo tlio heart of tlio great war
rior : "As tho meeting of Congress
approaches my labor inci eases, 1 am
engaged iu preparing for them, and
this, with my other labors, employs mo
day and night. I can witli truth say
mine 10 a siiuuiiuu 01 uignmeu slavery.
But my liopo of happiness tied with tho
severe beieavement 1 met with in tho
loss of my dear wife. Tlio only conso
lation ou this sido of tho grave is when
1 look torward to tho time wheu 1 can
again retiro to the Ilermltago (if God
permits me,) there to spend my latter
days beside tlio tomb of tlio only solaco
ol my lite, set my house in order and
lay my bones besido her. Awitwe
(Tcnn.,) American.
Mormon Taste for Alcohol.
1 find, by own observations, that flm
Saints have peculiar tnsteB in tho mat
ter of stiiuulimts. Their first choice is
alcohol pure and simplu and unadulter-
iu. it is uu uiieuiiiiiiuii Blglll 10 SCO
1.. 1 .... , 1 ... .
lutein oring uicir nouio to the bar or
- ti,u drug store to bo replenished with
tno niitti noverago. 1 imvo been won
dering how they havo managed to work
l. Mil VI 1
their stomachs up to tho necessniy
pitch to ciavo alcohol as an every day
indulgence But there is no account
ing for what a Mormon can swallow.
Having swallowed their own creed,
their stomachs certainly ought to bo
alcohol proof, and perhaps this explains
it. I notice that now nnd then they
mix a little sugar with Iho oloohol, and
sometimes dilute it with wnter. They
have a way of adding hot watei and
(o u,.,o.juieo to it, foxing their great
r,.,,u J.i,ii.i,, ..,.1.1.? a i i..
bartender tells tno candhflv that ho ,H.