f 1 I We dolttnbikt. COLUMBIA DKM0C1UT, MAR OF TIIK NORTH, and CO lauteil Weekly, every I'rldny .Horning, nt ntiOOMsnuna, columma co., pa. 4TTW0 1I0M.AR9 per tent. To mibscrlliora out of tlifl eoiiniy wiu n-i uis m u on nuj in nurnnco, rjn iiinrr ilHcontlniiCil oxcont nt iim nniinn Of tlio pufillilicrs, until nil arroarnifei nro paid, but onl c ontlnucd credits will not bo ulvcn. All papers sent out ot tho Htalo or to illstnnt post onicpi iiium uo iniiii mi MiuuitMiuu, ihiii-kih respon sible person In Columbia county assumes to pay inn Mitacrintlon duo on demand. rosTAUKIsnolongcrcxrictea from subscribers ntiio county. r JOB PRINTING. TIio.IobblnBDepartmcntof tho ColcmbiamIi very complete, nnd our Job t'rlntlnj will compare favor, nbly with lhatot tho largo cities. All work donoon t hort notice, nonlly and at modcrato prices. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. r K. WAT,T,1.U, 'ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, . llloorruburg, Pa. orrtcoover 1st, N.itlmt limit. TM" U. 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Corner ot Mala and Market streets Bloomsburg, Pa. tSfPtruiom awl Bounties Collected. J H. MAIZE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW omce In Maize's building, over Blllmeyer'a grocery. May so, 'si. Q B. BROOKWAY, Attorney-at-Law, ALSO NOTARY PUBLIC. Olllco la Uis bulldmg opposttc.Court House, 2nd lloor, Bloomsburg, Pn. npr 13 '83 JOHN C. YOCUM, Attorney-at-Lawt CATAWI83A, PA. OtUco In -Mews Itku building, Main street. Member of the American Attorneys' Associa tion. Collections mado In nny part of America Jan. s, 1832. A K. OSWALD, ' ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Jackson Building, Rooms i anil 5, May 6, -81 BERWICK, PA RIIAWN & ROBINS, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW. Office, corner ot Third and Mam streets. JT E. SMITH, Attorney-ntLaw, Berwick. Pa. Can bo Consulted In Gcrmnn. ALSO FIISST-C1.ASS FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES IlEI'llESBSTEU. KTOIUco first door below tho post olllce. MISCELLANEOUS. c ii. 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HOUSE, DENTIST, Bi.ooMsnuno, Columbia Count, Pa. all styles of work done In a superior manner, work warranted as represented, Tkktu Kxtiiaot id wituodt 1'ain by the use of (las, and freeot charge when artificial teeth aro Inserted, onico over Bloomsburg Banking Company. lobe open at all houri during the aaj, Nov.sa-iy J?IRE INSURANCE. onmsTiAN r, knait, uLooMsiiuita.PA, HOME, OP N. Y. iil1'''..01' NKWAHK, N. J. iL,flilUN, N, l, l'KOl'IJis' N. Y, JtKAUINO, l'A. These Old ooaroKATiONt are wen seasoned by i?S.a!,1.r.IHJ,Jr,SI,D ana UttTe B6'er yet "ad a ,?Jii7?tUea.b?.Rny C011rt 01 'aw- Tbelr assots Ke.hiln.ve8tePl?80UDail;DI7i8and aro liable to the hazard of riai only, wsses raonrrLT and uonistlt adjusted and fj1 B0'n as determined by ciibhtian V, 10RU p'"5111 At"")r JkKD ADJB8WM BLOoas- it??P8('pleo'0olumDl oounty should patron Vv K.V000' wner8 l03SSI are eettied atPif JIK,??.6 ot tuelr uwn citizens. I'UOMlTNKSS, JCQUITr, KAlit DKALINC1, ALL KINDS OF JOB PRINTING AT THIS OFFICE. J. K BITTENBENDEB,;"0-5"910"' E. B. BROWER, OAS FITTING V STEAM HEATING, DKAt.im STOVES & TINWARE. All kinds of work in Sheet Iron, Roof iny and Spouting promptly attended to. Sfstrlct attention given to heating by stoam. Corner of Main & East Sts., Bloomsburg;, Pa. Clotls! GlotUnc ! ClotlG! G. W. 8ERTSCH, THE MEUCHANT TAILOII, AND DEAlEli lit Gents1 Furnishing Goods OF KVMtY UESCI111TI0N. CLOTHING ! ! Having very recently opened a new Merchant Tailoring and Gents' Fur nishing Goods Store, in KNORR & WINTEHSTEEN'S buildinir. on Main street, where I am prepared to mako to order, at short notice, first class suits of clothing always m the latest styles and prices reasonable. Fits guaranteed. Having learned how to cut garments to suit customers, and also what kind ot material will give satisfaction, I would ask you to please call and examine tlio BEST SELECTED STOCK OF GOODS Ever shown in Columbia county, Boforo Purchasing Elsewhere. Corner Main & Market Sts. April 13-1 (Continued from tast irfcK) How Watch Cases are Made. Tlie many great improvements intro iluri'il in tlio manufacture of tho Jas. lioss' Uol'l Watch Cum.', have led to similar im provements in tlio making of fcilver cases. fnilcr the old methods, each part of a silver caso was mado of several pieces of melal soldered together, requiring a great an:ount of cutting nnd soldering, which ki .'lolled the metal and gave it the pliability of load rather than tho elasticity of 6ilver. I'mlir the improved methods, each part of the Keystone Silver Watch Caso is mado of one solid pieco of metal hammered into slwpi-. Tho advantages are rcadilyappar cnt, for every ono knows that hammering hardciHtlio metal while soldering softens it. To list the superiority of tlio Keystono Filvcr Watch Case, take ono of 3 oz. weight, press it squarely in tho center when closed, and it will not give, whilo a caso of same v. i '. lit of any other make will give enough to' :cak tho crystal. The Keystono Silver Walih Caso Is mado only with silver cap and gold joints. S-ml 3 trul Hmp to Ctfilont TTitcfc Cu Ffttlerlef, rlitli. 4. 1, Iila, l'a., for btnilMMtit IltailrU4 FuapkUl iktwlaf hw Jiit'tr. liu.' tad htjiUnt WaMh (mm art aaada, (To It continued.) t 266tli edition price only 31 BY MAIL POST-PAID know wsiihAsmm Fa. I Great Msdical Work on Manhood. Exhausted Vitality, Nervous and riiyslcal Debll lty, l'rcuiaturo Decline InJIan. Krrors ot Youtli, and tlio untold Hilserlcs resultlnB Irom Indiscre tion ot excesses. A boon for every man. youiis, middle-aired and old. It contains 123 nrcscrlntlons tor all acute and chronic diseases, each ono ot which lslnvalunble. So found by the Author, whoso experience. iur.j yearn issucu u.s jiruuduty huvit boforo fell to tho lot of any puysklan. auUiiaKca, bound In beautiful l'icncli muslin, cmuosted covers, full gut, guaranteed to be a liner work lu every sen.se mechanical, literary and professional than any other work sold In thfs contry forfS.W, or me money w in uy reiunaeu 111 every lasiaiicu. l'rlco onlvtl.oo brmall nost-n.Hd. Illustratlvo saraplo o cents. Send now (iofd medal awarded tho author by tho National Medical Association, to tho olllccrs of which ho refers. This book should bo read by tlioyounjf (or In struction, nnd by tho nnilcted for reUcf. It will benefit all London Ixtmvl, Thero Is no member of society to whom this book win not bo useful, whether youth, parent, guar dian, instructor or clergyman. Argonaut. Address tho Peabody Jledlcal Institute, or Dr W. II. Parker, no. 4 Ilulflncli street, Uoston, Mass., who may be consulted on all diseases requlrlnir bklll and exnerlcnco. Chronic and obstinate dlioas os and that havo banied tho ij II i skill of another physicians a spo IllliVLi clalty. such treated successful fit II VtJ I? I 17 ly wlthoutun Instance ot Xl'l. X OlllljJUlall urc. Feb 8-4w a M. C. SLOAN & BR0 BLOOMSBURG, PA. Manufacturers of CARRIAGES BUDGIES, PHAETONS. SLEIGHS) PLATFORM WAGONS, &C First-class work always on hand, REPAIRING NBA TL YD ONE, Prices reduced to suit the times, T F. HAHTJIAN KSl'KESSNTS TUB FOLLOWING AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES North American of Philadelphia. Franklin, , " " Pennsylvania, " " York, of Pennsylvania. Hanover, of N, Y. Queens, of Komlon. North llrltlsh, ot Indon. omce on M ivkot btroet, No, 5, nioomsburg. oct.84.79-ly I7HEAS DHOWN'S INriUHANOE AJKSOY. Mover's new building, Main atreot, Uloomsburg, l'a. .V.tna Insurance Co., of Hartford, Conn, tf.oi's.sio Koyal of Liverpool , , is.too.ouo Lancashire lo.ui 0,001 Fire Association, Philadelphia 4. ins, no I'hojnlx, ot London., e,fo,D7t lxmdon & Lancashire, of England l,TO,io Hartford ofllartford. a,T3,oro uprlngOeld Flro and Marino i,eti,K0 Ab the agoncles aro direct, policies aro written for the Insured without any delay In the onico at Uloomsburg, Oct. 23, ei-tt. Bloomsburg, Pa, lie Swept into the Stream. ONE THOUSAND ACltF.3 OF LAND AND "111011T SMAUT OF llUAltS." On tlio deck of a bl? Mississippi steamboat stood an aged Southern planter. Indicate by a sweep ot hli arm tho waters tho boat was passing over, ho said to a pa'iaenger from tho North l "When I was twclvo years old I killed my first bear on. a new plantation my father was then cutting out of a forest that grow directly over tho waters of this bend. That was a mighty good plantation, and thero was right smart of bears there, too. Hut that ono thousand acres of land went Into tho Mis sissippi years ago." It is putting no strain upon tho flguro' to say that Croat forests of vouthfnl hnmv wnminlv beauty and manly strength are swept In tho samo way every year Into the great, turbid torrent of dlseaso nnd death. Yet It should not bo so. That k is so is a ULsgraco as well as a loss. People aro largely too careless or too stupid to defend their own Interests -tho mo precious of which Is health. That gono, all U gono. Dtscaso lsslmplo, but to recklessness or Ignoranco the simplest things might as well bo complex as a proposition In t'onlo Sections. As tho hugo Western rivers which so often Hood tho cities along their shores, ariso In a ii:Y iiiuuuiuiu sjinugs, so nu our ailments can uo traced to lmnuru blood nnd a Rmnll irmiin nfiiw. ordered organs. ino most eneciivo and inciusivo remedy for dls caso Is l'AllKlllt'S TONIC. It goes to tho sources ot pain and weakness. In response to lis action tho liver, kidneys, stomach and heart begin their work afresh, and dlseaso Is driven out. Tho Tonlo Is not, however, an Intoxicant, but cures a deslro lursiruug uniiK. iiavuyou tiyspepsia, rheuma tism, or troubles which ha vh refused touch! to other ngents 7 Hero Is your help. Tlio only t..o7a rjc. !. fir K.llcptlc Tin. T3 Alio for Epasnii nuJ l'ul,. bkkr.cKi. Nuvoui VcBlncM it iD.unlly l.lUMa end ecru. Ckaasu blood and qnlckcnf tlut h tl.cali Ion. Neutra IIci crrms of dlseaso and cave! ilrtncu. Curci tXasEFne said ugly Wotclicj tad itu'bcrn Hood rorca. Ellmlnatci Polls, Carbunclci and Scales. UTi'ernionetitly and promptly cures parnlyslj. Yc, II Is a chirmlng and healthful Afcricnt. mils Scrofnb and Kings Y., tula brothers. Chr.r.eca lid breath to food, rcmov- lag the cause. Routs bilious tendencies and mikes clear comrlexlon. Equalled by none In tho delirium of fever. A charming resolvent and a matchless laxative. It drives Blek Headache like tho wind. t7Contalns no drastic cathartic or opiates, relieves CilEnylElilfiylii51t tho Iralii of luoililtl ftinclci, rimiitly cures Kl.cu matUm routing It. Kostorei ife-givlr.ff rroprr. tics lo tho blood, la guaranteed to cure ft.'.! r.cn ous disorders. CI7"Kellftblo when all optatca fall. lie. fresbes tho mind and invigorates tho body, Curci Diseases of the blood own It a conqueror, tndo-rrd In writing by over fifty thousand leailng clllzirs, clergymen and rbyslelar.s In U. S. and Europe. fyFor Bale by nil Icadlns ilrurelsts. (IM. Tho Dr, 8. A. ltlcl.inond Medical Co. l'rors.. t. Joseph, Mo. (3) Charles N. Crittenton, Agent, New York Cily. STRENGTH to vigorously push a business, strength to study a profession, strength to regulate a household, strength to do a day's labor with out physical pain. All this repre sents what is wanted, in the often heard expression, "Oh! I wish I had the strength!" If you are broken down, have not energy, or feel as If life was hardly worth liv ing, you can be relieved and re stored to robust health and strength by taking BBOWN'S IRON BIT TERS, which is a true tonic a medicine universally recommended for all wasting diseases. 501 N. Fremont St., Ualtimore During the war I was in jured in the stomach by a piece of a shell, and have sulfcrcil from it ever since. Aboutfour years ago it brought on paraly sis, which kept me in bed six months, and the best doctors in the city said I could not live. I sulfcred fearfully from indigestion, and for over two ; ars could not eat solid food and for a large poition of the time was unable to retain even liquid nourishment. I tried lirown's Iron Hitters andnow after taking two bottles I am able to get up and go around and am rapidly improving. G. Decker. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS is a complete and sure remedy for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Malaria, Weakness and all diseases requir ing a true, reliable, non-alcoholic tonic. It enriches the blood, gives new life to the muscles and tone to the nerves, Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. " 0rr'"lo 01lln' Scl''' !i I8" COLDS, "Having been fubject to a liron. clilal nllVcilnn, with frequent robin, for n number of years, I hereby cer tify that Avmt's CiiEitiir Pectouai. glvoa mo prompt relief, and Is tho most cflectlvo remedy 1 havo ever tried. James A. Hamilton, Kdltor of The Crttcmt." nniinun " Cillcail, Olilo. JunoM, IW2. LOUGHS. " ' havo used Avmt's C'iif.iiuv Pectoiiai, this sprlnu for a se vere iomkIi and luuc; trouble with good clfi'Ct, and I am pleasod to recommend it to any one similarly nlTectcd, H.lIlVr.V UAl'nilMAN, Proprietor Olobo Hotel," riiEi'Aitr.D n v Dr.J.C.Ayor&Co.,Lowoll,Ma88. Sold byaftlmiEglsU. yAimvwGHT ta co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, Philadelphia PKAH, HY11UPS, COFFEE, SUC1AI1, MOLIS3 Kti, WCI, 8PICIS, BICaUB SODi.tO,, SO, N. E, Corner Second and Arch strents. nrorders will rocolve prompt attentln rr.i:nrs hidiaii vegetable pills And all Bilious Complaints. taf .a take, being purely vewtal no ifrlulu". l'rlco i cut AllliruU- Caitiff ltlililtr BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY SELECT STORY. CHASED ACROSS THE OCEAN. lit AN ENGLISH DETECTIVE, "All 1 lJurlcitrli, licro'H a lob for von ono that's got gamo In it, nnd a long chase, perhaps.'' 11 was trie UliiHt of tlio Scotland yaul Detcclivo forco who spoke, as ho stopped Into tho private oflioo. A lot of "halo fellows well met," and I an American, ainonjj tho number, wero engaged in tho innocent pastime of a gamo ot whist. 1 throw down my cards. Tho Chief handed mo a telegram which rcuii ns iouows : Heading. Charles Burton, tho in fant heir of Becnham Lodge, was stolen from tho Lodgo Inst night, it U sus pected by tho nurse, in who&e charge I.- ..I 1 IM. 1 u , C i m was jiiuuuu. QiiuiiusuiHiippeareu. ono s tall ; blonde hair, blue eyes i Grace ful and easy manners, and wears a ilaiu, dark costume. Largo reward tor her capture, nnd tlio rccovorv of tho child. EinvAiti) Pordaoe. "Whero is Becnham Lodgo T" I in quired, as soon as I glanced at tho dis patch. ".Near Kcauing." "Thonurso will como to London with tho child." "That is not so certain. This is doubt less a scheme to remove tho heir to the Becnham estato by some person or per sons who aro itching to obtain pos session after Sir Edward Vordace's death." "Then you think thoy will not run the hazard of bringing the child here ?'' "(Jcrtamly not r With a flash my mind was made tin. I started out of tho office, and in a few minutes Was in a train that was bear ing mo at a rapid rate toward Read ing. Upon my arrival I secured a private conveyance, and, after n drivo of a few miles, was landed at tho entranco to tho lodgo. I was met by a gentleman, who received mo with much warmth and withal agitation when I informed him that I had boon placed on tlio oasc. "Tho object of mv hastv visit is to glean somo of tho facts in tho case, and follow up any intelligent clue, if there be any. Was this your child that was stolen, Sir Edward I" "liless you, no 1 I am a bachelor never was married. Charles Burton was the child of my sister. I am his uncle, and by will havo mado him tho lineal heir to tho Becnham estates." "Havo you any other relatives. Sir Edward f" "Yes : another sister, a spinster. Miss Applebeo Lowage, lives with mo, and has been my housekeeper for many years. She has also managed much of my business affairs of late, as I feel tho weight of years increasing upon me." "Who was tho nurse, and what was her name ? "My spinster sister's waitinc maid. Her name is Percy Miss Jano Percy. A more domestic, winning and obe dient servant wo havo never had in our omploy. Charles Burton's mother died soon after Charles was born, and we took the helpless little infant to our homo and nursed it with the tendereat care. Miss Percy took such an inter est in the child that she was given the solo charge, and seemed to love it with a mother's love. Oh, I trust no harm has befallen it, wherever it has been taken 1" "What is its ago V "About a year." "What motive, think vou. was there for the abduction of tho child ?" "Nono that I can see, unless tho ex pectation of securing a largo reward for its return." "Then you do not nuspect that a plot has been formed among somo branch of vour relatives for tho removal of the child 1" Sir Edward stopped for a moment, as if a flash of new light had entered his mind ; but ho stamped his ponder ous cano on the tloor and indignantly icpuca : "My relatives steal that poor, help less babo 1 No, perish tho very thoucht of it. Not ono could so dishonor the unmo of an Applebeo or a Pordaeo." As I aroso to depart an elderly lady of tho genuino spinster tvpo walked gravely into tho room and glanced fur lively at mo as sho' advanced. "This is Mr Mr. " "Burleigh," 1 interiectcd. to help tho old man's memory. "lie 's a detective sent down from London to discover our poor lost child, ana no wants to get all tho information that ho can. Sister, givo him all you can. You know what Miss Percy woro and what clothing the child had on," "1 presume, bir Julward. vou can do that,'1 sho replied, rather tartly, and seeming to shrink from having any thing to communicate. Without wishing to forco tho matter, and making an apology for haste, I took my departure, and I was soon back in London, I went at onco to my room, nnd picking up a good-sized gripsack, threw in somo of my cloth ing, with tho expectation that I might bo required to mako a long journoy. Going out into tho street, 1 ordered a cab and was driven to tho Inman Lino of steamers, whero I ascertained that tho City of Richmond was expected to leavo Liverpool early tho noxt morn- "ion havo your passenger list, I pre sumo 1" I inquired of tho clerk. "Certainly." "Will you pleaso allow mo to look at it1" "With pleasure." I glanced along tho list of names, but could not sco tho ono for which I was searching. 1 handed tho paper back and was turning away, when it occurred to mo that it would do no harm to question tho official a littlo fur ther. "Do you sell tho London passage tickets T 1 "Yes, sir" Bomewhnt sharply. "Do you recollect Belling a ticket lo a tall lady with blue eyes, blondo hair, aud attired in a dark costumo t" "Very distinctly. I was attraotcd by her beauty. She's a lovely wo man." "And sho purchased a ticket 1" "Two tickets." "Two tickets 1" I ejaculated with somo surprise, which drew tho atten tion of tho clerk. For onco I was thrown off my guard. "And sho had a child with her in her arms 1" , "I saw no child. I took her to bo a young lady who might not object to a good husband." "btrango r "No, I don't think so. She never was a mother." "Perhaps not t but then" "Then what 1" "Sho might havo somo ono else's child, you know )" nnd I hastened out of tho oflico and went to tho railway station, whero I had tho good fortune to catch tho night express for Liver pool, bo sure was I that I had got upon tho trail of the child abductor, that I felt annoyed at littlo delay along tho route. My mmd was in a glow of ex citement. Tho gamo was big, but Bhy and cunning. Nothing less than tho bird in the hand would mako mo feel any certainty of success. I must reach Liverpool beforo tho City of Richmond took her departure. If not, tho pur suit would bo longer, and might end in failure even then. When half tho journey had been made, and tho train . .1 ..,!. .1 I 1 was winning iiirougu mo uaritncss at a tremendous speed, thero was a sudden stoppago that foreboded no good. Wo camo to a dead stop. Ono of tho dri vers ot tho engine had broken down. Tho situation was interesting and rather exasperating to me. Some of the passengers slept on, oblivious to their surroundings. Not so with me. 1 Melted and chafed with disappoint ment. The hours woro on. When at length tho injury had been repaired, and tho train started on its course, I had tho satisfaction of knowing that 1 could not reach Liverpool beforo tho steamer sailed. I resolved lo lako tho chances, and so I curled myself up within my own thoughts. Just as I had feared, the steamer had Bailed upon my ariival at Liverpool. My next thought was to cablo to New York, giving a description of tho wo man and child, and havo the former ar rested. This would bring others into the caso. I wanted tho honor and re ward myself. Beside, after careful re flection, I thought I might be on the wrong scent. Tlio personal description seemed to tally. Tho two tickets, no babo in tho wo man's charge, and other circumstances led mo to think that after all, I might bo mistaken. Tho thought of defeat drove mo to devising every schemo for pursuit. A new idea popped into ray head. I rushed to tho office of tho Guion Lino. "When docs your first steamer sail 1" I inquired of tho clerk. "To-morrow afternoon." "What's her namo V "Tho Alaska." "The Alaska eh ?" "Yes." "She's a quick ono !'' "Fastest vessel afloat." "Do you think sho can reach Now York beforo the Inman's City of Rich mond which sailed this morning V "1 should think so will probably distance her by a day." "That would mako a distanco of over two days." "What of that, bai-rinr accidents 1" Thrusting my hand into my pocket, I said : "I want a cabin passago to New York." "Your name, sir V "James Burleigh, an American de tective, anxious to cross tbo ditch and get back home." With a somowhat contented spirit I went to a hotel and waited for tho hour of the Alaska's departure. I felt that I was still in the race, but my com petitor having such a start, while I was left practically at tho post, I was not so confident of winning, after all. Anyway, I was glad to sail for the land of my birth. The novelty of hav ing been sent to England and tlio Con tinent in quest of somo noted crimi nals who were wanted in tho States had worn away, and I longed to see my lriends onco more. Nothing of special note occurred during the passaco across. Tho noble vessel seemed as ileet as tho wind. Day by day I studied with eagerness tho log of tho vessel to learn our rato of speed. Good fortune favored us with fair weather and sea. Upon our nrrivnl at Quarantine wo learned that the City of Richmond had not not yet reached port in fact, was not expected till the next day. I camo to the city, engaged my rooms at tho hotel, and made what preparations were needed lor tho execution of my plans. Lest tho steamer might arrivo at night, I stayed that night at Staten Island to bo near at hand. The pre caution was unnecessary, as sho did not arrivo till noon tho next day. Accompanied by tho health officer nnd others, I was soon on board, and walked through tho saloon cabin with tho nonchalcnt air of a person who had no other business than to hum a tuno or twirl a cano, Thero was the usual preparatory bu3tlo for disembarking, My eyo could not catch the object o my search. Perhaps sho was m he state room. I would wait and sec. The vessel was rounding into her pier ; but still no person who could by any stretch ot tho imagination bo said to rescinbio tlio ono 1 wanted. I rambled backward nnd forward and ascended to tho aft of tho steamer. Thero stood a tall, shapely woman Willi her back turned toward me. blio was twirling her sunshade, and seem cd absorbed in gazing at tho many sights that commanded her view. I ventured to approach tho rail. My presenco attracted her attention i sho turned her faeo toward mo thero wero momentary mutual glances. What a handsomo faco 1 What a charming flguro 1 Stopping nearer, I ventured in tho most liolilo manner, to speak. "Glad to get back from your foreig lour, i presume, JHiss ' ''Benson is my namo." "Mjsa BeiiBon, I took you to bo nn American lady, I am an American re turning, after a long nbsoncp, to my native land." "I nm so tired of this ship. How glad I will be when 'I step on shor again 1 It won't bo long now will it sir I "But a fow minutes." "Pshaw 1 I'vo mado a mistake, thought I. "This lady hasn't blond nair. iieroycsaro moro a steel gray man uitio. Jier costumo is a steel gray traveling suit. Then, sho is alone. But 1 thought I detected a decided ly liiigiisii accent iu conversation 22, 1884, If sho wero Miss Jano Perov. whero could tho child bo f If sho had a com panion, malo or female, whero was that mysterious pcrsonago t I must not bo foiledat this stago of tho game. Onco on land nnd swallowed up In tho maels trom ot tho masses, tho child-stealcr and tho child might soon lose their identity. I must act quickly. Confronting the fair woman, I said in a stern voico : " our namo is not Benson. You aro Miss Jano Percy, tho abductor of tho cpnow ot bir Jidward l'ordage. of Becnham, England. I am a detective. on aro my prisoner. llio woman stood tratistixcd. Ilcr form trembled her cheeks blanched at this sudden encounter. Although capablo of calm self-possession, sho was thrown off her guard. Woman-like, her emotions overcamo her, and she fell nt my feet. "Whero is tho child V "Sho hesitated, and falteringly moan- cu "In tho steerage." Sho conducted mo there, when my oyes lell upon tho heir of Beonham odge, crowing in tlio arms of a fat 1311 Illll HO. I saw that my beautiful prisoner was comfortably provided for till tho sail ing ot tho noxt steamer, and had tho pleasure of placing the voting heir in tho arms ot Sir Edward. Tho spin ster sister, stung at tho action of her rother in making the lino of tho Bur- Ions, instead of tho Applebees, tho suc cessors of his largo estates, had con cocted this plot to abduct tho child. Xruo to his promise. Sir Edward be stowed upon mo such a handsomo ro- ward that, with ordinary caution, tho wolf need never howl at my door. A "Squatter" as a Witness. "What is vour namo V asked tho United States Attorney of an old "squat ter wno tiatt been summoned betore tho court as a witness t" "Which name, Squire!" "Your right name, of course." "I ain't got none." "What, you mean to say that vou haven't got a namo t" "Uh, no, sir. "This summons says that your namo is Ananias Peters. Is that so f "Reckin it is." "Thought you didn't havo a right namo ?'' "I ain't." "Look here, sir. Don't triflo with will this court. Your prevarication not bo tolerated here. Why did you say that Ananias Peters was not your "S'1' nnmo ' . "Caso it wasn t right to name a boy Ananias.thereforo it ain't a right name. 'pi. it:i.i t t.i: . --II. .i a inu jjiuii', x uuuuvu, ouiiur uunuu j.n anias a liar." "Which," interposed tho Judge, makes it peculiarly applioablo to your "Look-a-here, Jedge, I don't wan't to progio with you, 'caso you'vo got the upper nana 01 me, and 1 don't want ou to hit mo with tho Bible. A man s in a bad enough fix when you iling tho law at mm, but when you tltng tho law ana ine uospei botn, no nam t got no show," Where do vou live 1" asked the at- tornoy. "At home. "But whero is your homo!" "In tho neighborhood o' whero I live." Tho Judge turned away to conceal a smile, and tho attorney, giving tho 'squatter a look of extreme severity : saiti : "io you Know wnero you are, sir!" "Yes, sir, I'm hero." "You won't bo here much longer un- ess you answer my questions." "1 am answering your ciuestions, Squire. Go on with your rat killin'." "Whero wero you when Mr. Jason. tho defendant, cut timber from govern ment lanu r "When did ho do the cuttin' !" " I hat's what I want to find out. I think it was somo time in Octobor." an, sometimes in Uctobcr 1 was one placo an' sometimes I was at tuther." Did you over see him cutting govern- uiuia uiiiucr I . I an w "I believe I did.' "When !" "Durin' the war, when ho was in tho army. "ouo of your foolishness now. Did not you come along tho road ono day in October and talk to tho defendant while ho was chopping down a tree 1" 'iNo, Ml'. ' "Remember that you aro under oath. bo you didn t seo him whilo ho was chopping down a tree!" "Didn t say that, 'Squire, fur I did boo mm cnoppm mo tree. "Did you stop and talk to him!" "Yes, sir." "inought you said vou didn t ston unu iiu io mm i ... i ..ii. y , j "Didn't say it." "You did "Didn't say it." "What did you Bay !" "baid I didn't talk to him whilo ho was choppin, fur when I como up and spoke, ho quit choppin'. Ef thar's anything clso you wanter know, firo away." Arkansaio Traveler. A Brave Woiian. Mrs. Martin, of Omaha, didn't scream when sho unlock ed her room and saw a burglar. On tho contrary, sho marched him to tho pohco station. The Omaha Jlee sketch es tho scene : "A big, strapping follow, fully six feet high, with broad shoul- tiers and heavy frame, camo marching up tho Btieet with his head hanging, and looking decidedly sheepish. Right behind him walked a littlo woman of averago height and slim build, but in her eyo was a determined look, and wiiui looKou moro determined was a five-shooter revolver, which sho carried in her right hnnd, with tho muzzle iu n direct lino with tho big fellow'H head. llio pistol was cocked, and tho prisoner know from tho look in her ovu that, a misstep moant leaden pills for him. Af ter tho lady had turned her man over to an officer sho put away her pistol." Vv hats tho differonco betwoon tho man who tears down a picket fenco and one who dresses a Hnrino- chicken ! Ono pulls tho picket and tho other picks uiu puuei. lonccra ifazette. Tho lion my bo mightier than tho sword : but if you gut a hair iu it you begin to believe that it may sometimes uuuivu us useiuiuess. THE COIi UMI1IAN, VOL. XVIII.N0 8 DBMOOHAT, VOL.XLVII, NO M COLUMBIA Franklin to Paine- DISSUADING HIM 1UO.M l'Ulll.ISIIINO A WORK OF AN IRttKLKlIOUS TEN DENCY. This letter was first published bv William Templo Franklin, but with out tho namo of tho person to whom it w'as directed. Ho probably tran scribed it from a rotigii draft, in which tho namo was not mentioned. It is supposed to havo been written to Thomas Paine, and tho circumstances aro such as to render this supposition in tho highest degroo probable In tho early part of tho Revolution, Paino was in tho habit of consult ncr Dr. Franklin nbout his political writings, and tho latter is understood to havo aided Paino, at least by his suggestions and advice, in preparing somo of his celebrated essays. Paino was in Ame rica when Dr. 1'ranklin returned from France, nnd often consulted him re specting his privato affairs : and when 1. - ,1. I iiu niui iu jiiiuujju wiiu uis muuei 01 a newly invented bridge, in which ho thought ho had mado essential im provements upon former inventions in tho art of building bridges, Dr. Frank- lin gavo him letters of introduction to tho Duko de la Rochefoucauld. M. C. Veillard, and somo of his other friends in Paris. It may bo added, moreover, that tho remarks in tho following let ter aro strictly applicable to tho deisti cal writings which Paino afterwards published. COl'V. Dear Sm : I havo road your manu script with somo attention. By the argument it contains against a parti cular Providence, though you allow a general rrovidence, you stnko at tho foundation of all religion. For with out a belief of a Providenco that takes cognizance of, guards, and guides, and may favor particular persons, thero is no motivo to worship a Deity, to fear his displeasure, or to pray for his pro tection. I will not enter into any dis cussion of your principles, though you seem to desiro it. At present I shall only give you ray opinion, that, though your reasonings aro subtile, and may prevail with somo readers, you will not annnnrwl on no in filiinrrn flm nrnnntml sentiments of mankind on that subject, all(i tt,0 consequence of printing this piece will be, a great deal of odium drawn upon yourself, mischief to you, and no benefit toothers. Ho that spits against tho wind, spits in his own lace. But, were you to succeed, do you imagine any good would bo douo by it! You yourself may find it easy to 'live a virtuous life without tho assistance afforded by religion : you having a clear perception of tho advantages of virtue and tho disadvantages of vice, and possessing a strength of resolution ,nnn tf.mntntini.9 Tint ti.int- hnm sumcient to enabio you to resist com great a portion of mankind consists of weak and ignorant men and women, and of inexperienced, inconsiderate youth of both sexes, who have need of tho motives of religion to restrain them from vice, to support their virtue, and retain them in tho praclico of it till it becomes habitual, which is tho great point for its security. And perhaps you aro indebted to her originally, that is, to our religious education, for the habits ol virtue upon which you now justly valuo yourself. You might easily display your excellent talents of reasoning upon a less hazardous object, and thereby obtain a rank with our most distinguished authors. For among us it is not necessary, as among tho noitentots, mat a youth, to bo raised into tho company of men, should prove his manhood by beating his mother. I would abviso you, therefore, not to attempt unchaining the tiger, but to burn this pleco beforo it is seen by any other person ; whereby you will save yourself a great deal of mortification by tho enemies it may raise against you, and perhaps a good deal of regret and repentance, it men aro so wicked with religion, what would they be with out it. I intend this letter itself as a proof of my friendship, and therefore add no professions to it, but subscribe. simply your.', ii. l'ltANKI.lN. I - ' Por Sweetheart and Swain. t Love knows hidden paths. Lovo makes labor light. Love makes time pass away, and timo makes lovo pass away. JiOvo mo little, lovo mo long. ijove ono mat does not lovo you, an- Bwer ono that docs not call you, and you will run a trnitiess race. IjOvo others well, but lovo thyself tho most : givo good for good, but not to thine own cost. liOves rules ins kingdom without a sword. Lovo subdues everything cxiept a leion s Heart. Love, knavery and necessity mako men good orators. hove, thieves and fear mako ghosts. Iiovo your mend with Ins faults. Lovo your neighbor but don't pull down Ins teuco. covers purees aro tied with cob webs. covers quarrels aro lovo and re doubled. Lovers think others havo no oyes. Daniel JJoone's Whisky. When Daniel Bnoini and his party wero surveying tho "dark and bloody ground" thoy heard llio Indians, and as they wero on tho warpath, thoy began to doviso means to escape death. They ii.ki mado two chops on a tree ou n lino Daniel had aquaitof whisky and ho said : "Wo must do. something with tho whisky or tho Indians may catch us and get drunk nnd kill us all." Tho last tree was chopped had a hollow near a fork and Daniel Boonu put the quart oi whisky in mo hollow, f orty years had passed, and tlio question camo up about mat spot, nnd Daniel told them they could tell by the quait oi wiusky in mo iree. 1 no tree was found, but had grown largo and tho hollow had grown up, but old man Boono said, "Cut it down nnd tho quart of whisky could bo found, and the questiou would bo settled whuthor that was tho spot in dispute. Tho tieo was leiicti and split open nnd tho liot no wns lotiiui nut mo wnisky was "ono ty years' had evaporated iu tho forty lime, it is supposed. Ono of tho Hnrvard students has tit- ted up his room at a cost of $1,000, Wo suspect that the young man's room i is better man ins company, Fajes of DeixisiNq, 1M 2 SW Onolnch 1300 tM f.100 .TWO IfiCllCH ..., 800 4 00 8 00 Thrco Inches 4 00 5 00 7 00 Four Inches son 700 8 no Quarter column.. 600 son looo llnlfcolumn 100) 14(0 1700 lr $5(1) 8 00 1100 turn is oo 1800 18 00 9000 15 CO 25 00 85 00 60 00 unccoiumn. ) 00 23 CM 80 00 60 00 1000 Yearly advertisements nai-able ntiarwrly. Trim. slent advertisements must be paid for before Insert ed except where parties have account!. LrcAl advertisements two dollars Ter Inch for three Insertions, and at that rate for additional Insertions without reference to length. Executor's. Administrator's, and Auditors notices thrco dollars. Must be paid for when nsertol. Transient or I-ocal notices, ten cent a line, reiru. Inr advertisements half rates. cards in tho muslncss Directory'1 column. one dollar a year tor each line. ODD ITEMS. Mnny farmers who sccuro for them selves all tho labor-saving imnrovo incuts nro slow in arranging similar helps for their wives. Tho Now York Tribune suggests that wo know next to nothing yet of milk, and wants somo expert to dovoto his lifo to its investigation. Forty-three millions of dollars is tho Bum required lo complete tho improve ments of tho Mississippi. St. Louis produco dealers cslimalo that tho Btipply of quails this season will bo tho largest over known. It is now said by competent authori ties that tho horn of a steer or heifer is no indication of tho ago of tho ani mal. Hen manuro is good for onions. Thero is somo disputo as to tho valuo of tho addition of ashes to that fertili zer. A general national exhibition will bo held at Budapest, Hungary, in 1885, opening in May and closing in Octo ber. In herds of cattlo where all aro with out horns, thero is no moro evidence of fear than iu ilocks of sheep or pigs. Maine reports about fifty cheeso fac tories, the number of cows to each ranging from CO to 300, about 100 bo ing tho average. Florida growers aid tho heading of cabbages by sprinkling a littlo salt inlo tho heart aud tying up tho leaves with twine, Mayor Bummings of Bangor, Mo., has again vetoed standard timo on tho ground that solar time is according to "ono of tho inevitable laws of God." Boston's elevated railroad will bo over houses and across lots. No rails can be found with curve enough to fol low tho crooked streets. Picayune. Milwaukco has moro saloons in pro portion to population than nny other city in tho Union. What better in duccmcnts could be offered to national conventions ! Tho Emperor of China dovotes two hours and a half every day to tho study of Chinese Ho is determined that no almond-eyed laundryman shall over charge him. "Your husband always appears to bo in very high spirits." "Yes," returned his wife, "if they didn't como so high I should have had a new fur sacquo this winter." Tho country is suffering from a tro- raenduous over-stock of dog supply. Five per cent, of tho canines in the Uni ted States could do all tho business. Tho sheep returns for 1883 show an increaso moro than sufficient to offset the loss in 1882 in England and a sat isfactory gain in Scotland and Wales also. Tho rigor of tho present winter in Now England is proving too severe for tho Hiiiglish sparrows, ana largo num bers of them havo been frozen to death. A matrimonial advertisement winds up as follows; "Fortune no object, but should require tho girl s relations to de posit 500 with mo as security for her good behavior." Oscar "Wilde's mother is terribly down on Americans for treating her darling so shockingly. Wo suppose this means that sho grows Wilde. A health journal tells "How to Catch a Cold." Tho cold my escape, for all wo care. Wo shall not undortako to catch it. fNorristown Herald. A man's brain weighs three and a half pounds. A woman s brain is Bomowhat lighter, but of finer quality. That is what enables her to taste lard in her neighbor's pastry. Rockland Courier. A badly-in-lovo Pittsburg young man was tho recipient of such a con temptuous smilo irom his adored one the other evening that he shrank away, feebly muttering : "ihou art sneer and yet so far." PhiVa Times. Contentmeut is tho unferraented wine of life, it feeds but does not ex- hilcrato with that intonso pleasuro whoso crown is tho pain of unstrung nerves. Morphine is becoming a favorito pot- bou with suicides. It is much moro efficacious than campheno or kero sene, but it isn't so elevating, bo to speak. Old Mrs. Pinaphor hopes that no moro lives will bo eacrinced in tho hunt for tho North Polo until somo persons go out thero and ascertain whether such a pole really exists. It is hoped that photographing iound will yet bo brought to such perfection that writing will be Biiperseded, and prepared paper will reccivo tho impress I of spoken words. An Indian named "Man-Afraid-ol-no- thing" married a white woman iu Mon tana recently, aud in ono week after tho wedding applied to his triba to havo his namo changed. Four hundred thousand bushels of wheat were posted at tho New York Produco Exonango one day recently, as unsound. The Inspector reported it as wormy aud weevily. It caused great excitement in tho market. Ah 1 old man, how aro you coming on !" said ono young man to another on tho street. "Fiibt-rate. How's yourself !" "Good 1 Bv tho wav. I bidievn T borrowed a dollar of you fast week, and I might as well return it." "Borrowed a dollar of me !" ho repli ed iu affected surprise. "I had forgot ten nil about it." "Well er cr I was under tho im pression that it was you I borrowed It of, but I must havo mado a mistake." "Ah er como to think about it I do remember of lending you a dollar last week " But his fiiend had got mixed with tno u,0Wl' nna" was out of hearing, '''lu moral f tis i'r reader, if a man says ho owes you a dollar take his wont tor it, and dou'i try to put on style, or you may lo6o your money, Advoi Using pays steady cash dcuds to all parties interested. dlvl