Knliy'a Barrow, "I wind I woro ilond, so tlioro I" yWil Ituliy Ilrowu stood tliu picture of lovnly tlcujinir, iriuliifi, down at it yullmv nmsH nt hor feut, consisting of mx down crushed oggs, l'oor Ruby had boon a whole mouth Having ami hoarding theso treasure . whluh wore to Any au Important part In the jiurehasii of n lovely "Kastor bonnet," aunt Umlly had contcmptouus ly called it, when Ruby had said In a pleading tone, "Hut, auntie, all the girls are going to have pretty new hats to wear on ICaster Sunday.'' "Unstcr bonnets, indeed 1" snapped Aunt Kmlly. "Girls in my time didn't think eternally about bonnets i and Kastor Sunday wasn't made a show day for bonnets, either." "If I could have tho eggs, auntie," pleaded Ruby, Ignoring hor last re marks. "Well, take 'em I don't oarc, if you can save enough 'tween now mid then. You'll have to havo li bonnet at any rato shortly after Kastor." Ruby ran joyfully out into the coop to gather the first instalment, after giving Aunt Kniity an alTectlouato lit tle hug. "That child always gets tho best of mo," smiled tho spinster Aunt, grimly, who had been mother and aunt for many years, nearly eighteen, now, sinco her dearest and youngest sister had died. No one know whatever had becomo of gay, wild, dissipated Will Brown, Ruby s father, whom peoplu said onco had been Emily's lover, and who had deserted her for tho younger sister, pretty Helen. Tho eventful morning had como on which Ruby's egga woro to bo dispos ed of. Blithely and gaily sho started forth, a neat willow basket on hor arm, her eyes shining like twin stars, and chocks rivaling summer roses. A stray robin chirped dubiously over-head in tho budding, but leafless trees, and visions of tho "Easter hat" iloated be fore Ruby's vision, with which thu young curate, who has just settled at, "Caworth village" church, should bo ensnared ; for all tho girls, Aunt Emi ly said, "woro easting sheep's oyesi that way.''Ruby tripped along in tho crisp March air, satistied with herself and tho whole world, when, alas 1 foi' human hopes and joys how dueling, Ruby caught her foot in somo tangled weeds, and fell headlong upon her precious basket of eggs, and for a mo ment felt as if tho wholo world had crushed" all tho joy and happiness out of her young heart and life. In her great sorrow sho gavo vent to tho ejac ulation, "I wish I was dead !" as sho slowly arose from the ruins of all hor (eggs) hopes. "Can I bo of any asssstancc T" asked somo ono behind her. Ruby started and looked around, to encounter tho amused smile on tho young curato's face. "I hardly think anyono can remedy this disaster," stammered Ruby, dis mally viewing tho mass at hor feet. "Eggsactly," laughed Mr. Howard. "Don't laugh 1" said Ruby, suddenly bursting into tears. Don't cry I beg. I will try not to laugh," ho said anxiously. "How foolish I am,'' said Ruby, , bravely trying to smile j "but I have i lost my Easter hat." 1 Your Easter hat T" ho asked, a little nou-plusscd. ' Yen. "With thoso egss I should havo bought it 1" sighed Ruby. "Hem I Well, is it absolutely neo essary to have Easter hats, Miss Brown !" m"Oh. no !" "Still, ovcyrono does, yon know," said Ruby ,gravcly. "No. I did not know it before. Do you not think you could enjoy Easter without a now hat, Miss Brown f ho asked, looking into tho sweet face scarchingly. "Oh, yes, I could," replied Ruby, blushing rosily. I think 1 havo been a little vain, and I am punished in this way. And Ruby laughed quite merrily. "Not one left to tell tho tale," ho answered, joining in her laughter. "Only on my dress ami mantle," laughinly said Ruby ; "that will toll all." "Allow mo to remove a few flocks from your hair." And ho bent forward with a dainty cambric handkerchief, removing tho golden spota from tho soft, curling brown hair; both faces had taken on an added huo of pink. "May 1 walk back with you t" ho askod a littlo eagerly, as she turned to go home, after their united efforts to clean tho basket which they partly succeeded in doing. Permission was shyly given, and soon they were chatting like old friends, and Ruth was surprised that sho felt no greater disappointment in tho loss of her "Easter itat." Ruby went to church on "Easter Sunday'' with her winter's hat, and tho Row Clinton Howard thought tho face so sweet and good beneath it, that all tho new "Easter hats" sank into insic- niticance in contrast ; but Ruby look ed around at the pretty sprays of rose buds, mignonette, violets and music. and could not help but feel a little pang of envy. How could alio know that tho yountt curato was not admirini tho pretty faces so sweetly adorned ! And now could sho know that while the organ scut forth its grandest music, tho thought had como to him that another Kastor. nutty Urown should wear an "Easter hat," and it should bo bridal white c 1 Why He Should" be Bevived. "When you press this ourvod bit of steel yon 6ee, Mrs. Clyde,' said Mr. C. who was teaohing his wife how to use n pistol, tho hammer comes down so There was a bang, a puff of smoke and Mr. Civile reeled and fell to the floor, with blood gushing from an ugly wound in in num. For a moment Sirs. Clydo was tin decided whether to faint or call for hclt, but tho moans of her wounded husband soon aroused hor, and she dispatched a servant for a surgeon. Ho didn't know it was loaded,' sho explained when tho surgeon arrived, and then sho became hysterical and cried : "Oh, will ho dio doctor t Will ho dio 1 James must not die no. no, no I James must not dio. I was going to the Catskill with tho children, and lio was learmnir mo how to protect my self, when tho horrid thine; went otf. Oh ! doctor 1 doctor I doctor 1 will ho dio r Bo calm, Mrs. Clydo. Wo will do nil wo can for him.' You must rcvivo him, sho cried, if but for a minute. Wo will havo to take utt this carpet before tho funeral, and I want him to toll mo where ho hid tho tackhatumcr.' What are you going to do when you grow up if you don't know how to cipher t' asked a bachelor of a slow boy. I'm going to Ihj a school teach er and make tho boys do tho ciphering,' was tho reply. Forty Billiou derma. a W'ONii:urui. Tiir.our that konit.uw Till'. Wr.l.l'Alli:, IIAlTINUSS AMI i. n r. or r.vi;uvNi:. In his quiet and uosy library at the close of a busy d.ty sat a gentleman tind his wife, ho absorbed in a now book anil Hhu in Urn newspaper. Quickly glancing tow.ird her husband, sliunskil am cerium popil in thu article. "John, what Is tho norm theory t" "The germ theory -well yes t just iook in mo encyclopedia under Hierm, that will explain it ho much better than I can." Accordingly hU wife opened the hook nt, uio word named and read t Germ Theory jf Disease A theory advanced by the ablest and best inves tigators and scientists of tho times. It supposes thu surfaco of tho oaith, tho air nud wnlorto bu inhabited to a grea ter or less extent witli a peculiar growth of tho lowest form of fungi common ly tunned baoturi.i, whose power of re production, under favorable conditions is so great that u single germ will in crease to lifu-i'ii milium in twenty-four hours time, ami unchecked in its increale would grow n a mass of eight hundred tons, in threo days' lime, if space and food lie furnished. There is nj condition under which i' can bu said to be absent, unless it lie from tire or air tillered through eottoudiatliiig in nu morons layers. A single drop of water containing a germ, put Into water boiled, tlltcicd and thus freed from bacteria, will grow murky in a day or two from thu development of new germs. When it is considered that it requires about forty billion germs id weigh one grain, somo remote idea can bo had of tho capacity of germ repro duction. Professor "John . Tyndall, in a lato work, elaborately treats of tho intlucnco of germs in tho propagation of disoaso and charges upon this cause, tho inception and development of very many of tho a.lmonts most in jurious to man. Professor Pastettr, an eminent French savant, has car ried his original and beautiful experi ments so far, and fiom them deduced such practical results as very greatly to diminish the number of cases of an thrax among sheep and chicken chol-, ora among fowls, proving his theory1 that these arc essentially and actually germ diseases. Thoso germs are car ried into tho system through tho lungs, the stomach and possibly tho skin, but through tho lungs chiefly. Onco in tho system, they begin to develop, poisoning tho blood, invading tho nerve centers, disturbing tho functual activity of tho great organs of the body and inducing a general impair ment of thu vital processes. They are' the causo of fevers, rheumatism, Blight's diseaeo of tho kidneys, pneu monia, blood poisoning, liver disease, diphtheria nnd many other ailments. Lately Professor Koch, a famous Ger man physician, has proved that con-' sumption of tho lungs is due to this cause tho prcsenco of a peculiar germ. When tho circulation is bouiiding, tho nerves elastic and tho system all aglow with life and energy, tho germs seem to develop poorly, i at all. But with weakened nerves, poor digestion or malassimilation of food or a lower ing of vitality from any cause, a1 change ensues, and in this "impoverish ed and weakened fluid tho germ finds a genial homo and develops until symp toms of disease are distinctly manifested. This is seen in every-day cxperienco of all. Tho healthy man resists tho in-: tluonces around him and does not tnko, cold, while thoso whoso systems havo becomo ,veak from any cause' readily contract colds. This is on1 tho samo principle as the germ theory., Tho germs attack anv weakened spot .1.. 1.- l. , iii uiu uuuy, unu uxinc inemseives i .i ., v. . upon w, ileum ineir propagation, n is plain thcreloro that it is only by forti fyiiig tho weak portions oi th'o body that tho Kcrms of disease can bo resist ed and driven from tho system. But this has proved almost an impossibility heretofore, nnd it has been tho study of physicians for years how best to ao complish it. Within the past few years, however, a preparation has been attraction great attention, not ouly .1 1 a , I uiroiignoui uiu enure land, out, amongi the medical profession and scientists generally, which is based upon this theory, and it may be safely said, no remedy has nover been found which can so successfully place tho system in a condition to resist tho germs of dis ease as Warner's Safo Cure. This ar ticle is unquestionably tho best and most cfllcicut that has ever been dis covered for this purpose, and "John, say, John ! does tho encyclo pedia advertise Warner's Safe Cure !" "I should not wonder, dear, it's a grand remedy, and that pamphlet we received tho other day stated that Dr. Gunn, of tho United States Medical College endorsed it. At all eveuts the wonderful cures it is accomplishing en title it to bo honorably noted among tho great discoveries of tho present century." However the facta abovo stated may be, tho truth remains, that tho germ theory of disease is tho correct ono nnd that the great remedy mentioned is the only ono which has ever been found that can. put tho system in a condition to kill these germs before they obtain a hold upon tho body, and uudermino tho life. The Monotonous Boar. She had a littlo boy with her as sho sat down in tho street-bar beside a lady acquaintance, and drawled out : "Oh, you don't know how glad I am to get home again. Wo were away seven weeks." "So long as that I,' "Yes indeed. You don't know liou- monotonous tho roar of tho sea becomes after a week or two." "I've heard so." "Ma, what sea you talking about t" suddenly put in tho boy. "Hush, child." "But Uncle George lives up in the woods in Isabella county, ana it was an woods and mosquitoes and snakes and such old beds and poor living mat, you cried to go Home. Is that th kind of a roar you heard t" Tho other lady was awful good. Sho iookcu out ot ine car window and began to talk about the weather. Detroit Jye 1'rtts. "What havo you got for dinner !'' inquired a disgusted drummer of tho waiter. The drummer had been in the town twenty-four hours without taking an oruor. "Roast duck, sir." "Ah I was tho duok shot on tho wing 1 "I guess so." "Trying to get away from this cus sod place, wasn't he t" "I porsumo likely enough, sir." "Goo. bird; sagacious fowl; rara avis. I admire his pluck and pity his misfortune. You msy bring me that duck. I'll tnko the whole of him. I'll help him along on the road." Terat THE COLUMBIAN AND Disputing about Enoch's Chariot- A well-known minister exchnnged pulpits with nn Interior preacher the oilier day, nud the town preacher de clares that whllo ho was wil ing to struggle for tho suppression of sin, ho is not willing to distribute gos pel facts to a congregation of snob po omits inclination, Durinit tho sermon a man whose most prominent feature oi wardrobe was a chocked shirt with wooden bullous, arose and said t "Cap'n, wush yu'd reshuok thnt last pint," "I don't understand you," replied tho prencher. "1 nx you let out your back hand n little on that last statement.' "My friend 1 am totally in tho dark ns to your meaning." "You said Enoch went to heaven in a chariot of lire. Strip a littlo more of the bark off ami lut me understand tho timber bolter. A ohnrlot is sort of wagon, ain't it ?' "Yes, replied tho preacher. "Was it a two horso or a single horso wngoil V "1 can't tell..' "Wall, you must tell. Some time ago n follow driv a wagon over ono of my hogs nnd killed him, nud when I foteh up a suit I couldn't tell whether it was a ono or two horso wagin, and consequently I didn't rcklver'ilainagcs. Sinco that I'so been more careful. So I want this chariot business settled right here." "My poor friend " "I know I'm poor, without enough corn to run mo through tho next crop, but settle tho wagin question." "I say that the chariot makes no difference, so far as our interest in heaven is Concerned. All wo need to know nbout it is that it ascended up to tho homo prepared for tho bliss of the servants ol tho Lord." "That talk sounds well chough ,j pardncr, but when a man conies into' this neighborhood with pints, he's goti to specify. If you say tho wagin had; two horses, we'll accept your state-, incut and let your business go on, ori it will bo tho Bamo If you say that tho' vehicle only had one boss. All 'we' want to know is that tho thing has1 been settled. Can you square tho difi kilty, Cap'n t" "i cannot, ' "Then como from behind tho box." Tho minister obeyed, and tho question, remains unsettled. Arkantaus Trav eler, Not a Shylook, A day or two aco a man who was at tho Central Depot to take a train suddenly cried out that some ono had stolen his valice, and ho began such a hallabaloo that everybody had to bo interested. "I sot that 'ero satchel right down thar' and stopped to tho door," ho ex plained to Ollicer Burton, "and when I returned it was gone." "Well, you should havo boon care ful. Wo are not responsible for such looses." "You ain't eh 1 Whar's tho urcsi- dont t" "Out of tho city, sir." "Whar's tho general malinger t" "IIo's sick abed." "Whar's tho superintendent t" "Won't bo hero till 4 o'clock." "Wall, now, somebody's cot to make good that loss or about a dozen men will go to tho hospital for sir months mtiAA P' " .... ' "What was tho value 1" "Fifty dollars and not a cent less "What were tho contents ?" "I had twclvo shirts, a new suit of clothes, an overcoat, and n lot of other things.' "Was it a carpct-sack t" "Sho was." "Ono handle cone and tho lock bro ken t" "Yes, ono handle vt as cone and I had her tied with a string." 1 "Is this it t" added the officer, as he took tho baggago off a bench not six toot away. , "Great snakes I that's her 1" chuck led the owner. In handing it to him the strinc broke tho bag flow open and out rolled two old shirts, a pair of socks and five or six paper collars all there was in it. "Then these are tho duds you want ed $50 fori" queried tho officer. "o, sir i" was the indignant reply. "I should havo taken tho money' for loss of time and damage to my feelings l m no anyiocK, sir I" Oddities. Muoh needed good bread. All in vain Weathercocks. In seine The captured fish. Blind as a bat A baseball. Bear faced Bruin's "mug.1' Without reason A mad man. An old landmark Mouut Ararat. A fino sight Tho oyo of a needle. The panel game Drawing Jurors. A bolt of lightning ennnot be bar ed. Of sterling utility Five pound notes. A loan collection An old man's club. A moving Spectacle A game of checkers. Waves by tho sea Handkerchief flirtations. Perfectly fees-able Waiters and law yers. A flourishing industry Ornamental penmanship. A broker bold I'd liko to be, To dabblo deep in stocks i I'd lleeco tho unsuspecting lamb, Aud fill tho bank with "rock." 'So yer's been studyin' riggers, is yer," said a negro to his son who lirul just como from school. "Yes, sir." "Knowes near 'bout all do riggers in do book, 1 rcckiu.'' "I don't know, sir. I know a good many of them." "What clso is yer been studyin t" "l'vo been studvin' astronomy." "What't dat, chile t" "It tells about the stars and moon and sun," "What is yer foun' out 'bout do sun!' "iiiavit is nincty-nvo minions oi miles high." That old man cast his eyes un, squinted, and replied : "Dat book's a liar, fur do sun ain't more den two hours high, Take dat hoe an' seo how low yer lien make deso weeks." Arkantaw TravtUr. CooKixin Osioss. Naked or roasted onions should bo washed, but not neel ed. 1'iwt boil them for an hour in water which is well salted. When they aro tender drain of! tho water, let them stand a few minutes and drain, then remove tho skins, put them in a dripping-pan, put a littlo lump of butter and somo pepper and salt on each ono i let them remain in tho oven till they aro nicely browned. Servo I u-hiln hot. DEMOCRAT, BLOOMStitTRG-, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. lltUVlSHtl, HEAR this, all yo people, and glvo enr all jo tiimtHifn of tttti Woild, Uoi Billettt will innko you will and lb rejoico. '2. It shall cure all Uiu peoplo mid put sickness, and su.l'ui lug umlcr foot. is Bo thou not (Wi( when your family Is sick, or you have Blight h di sease or Liver Complaint, for Hop Bit ters will euro j ou. 1. For both low and high, lich and poor know the vnluoof Hop Bitters for bilious, nervous and Rheumatic com' plaints. r. Cleanse mo ultli Hop Bilters and I shall havo rohtlsl and blooiuinij hoajth. 0. Add disease upon disease aud let thu worst come, 1 am safo if I use Hop Bitters. 7. For all my life have I lir-iin nhigucd with icX(.m nud sores, mill not Until a year ngo was I cured, by Hop Hitters-. 8. He thnt keepcth Ills lioues from nclu Iiir from UhctuniUl.iM mill Neuritlglu, with Hop Hitlers, tlooth wisely. 10. Though thou hnst sores, pimples, freckles, salt rheum, erysipelas, Mood poi soning, yet Hop Hitters will rewire them all. 10. What woman Is there, fcelilo and sick from fcmnle complaints, who McSlrcth not licnlth nnd ust'lh Hop Hitlers, mill is made vtll. 11. Let not neglect to use Hop Hitters Itrlng on scrlohs Kidney nhd Liver com plaints. 12. Keen thv tonuuo from liolnp furred. thy Mood pure, nndtliy stomncll from In. dlcestlon by using Hop Hitters, in. All my pains nnd nehes nnd disease fo like chuff before Hie wind when I use top Hitters. 14. Murk the man who wit nmrlu (lend nnd given up by the doctors after using Hop Hitters nnd bccoineth well. 15. Ccnsc from worrying nbout nervous ness, genernl debility, nnd urinary trouble, for Hop Hitters will restore you. lu the Pilot Holism Yra. Plr . tills klful of work nhllffps a mm tn1 keopBobernsajudKo. Of nil lne-n in the world, steamboat pilots and railroad engineers should let llnunr nlonc. For on their clearness!! or fduhr. nmi coolness ot head depends tho Mtfcty or life nnd property." HeMilnc hli hand on the wheel as ho snld thli Mr. A?llroeltinan, ot No. M Sllverstreet, Chicago, added : "Of course, somo ot 'em drink ; but tho Boucr ones have tho best positions and tho best pay. Yes, tho work nnd exposure sometimes tells on us ; but tor my part, 1 nud 1'ahikr's Tonic lo bo nil tlie lnvlgornnt I need, l'vo i?ot a bottle aboard here now jjiever iro on atrip without It. When I ha vent any appetite, or am In ajir way out ot sorts. It sets mo up In no time. If drtnklnsr men wuuiu usu tup luiuu, ik wuiuu uuip 'em, to urcHKon, (No, that Isn't a light-house : It's a star, low down near the water.) As I was saying, the Tonto Is new life bottled up. You seo that nag-startr Well, with n bottle, ot l'iHiKK's Toxic In the locker lean keep malaria as far from mo as that, all tho time. My wlfo has used It tor threo yeais tor sunmeroom tilamts and colic nnd as an tnrlirornnt. when hhes .llred out from overwork, sho Bays tho Tonic Is a uiusy. iKwa-oro i von t ureal; your neck goiug below." This preparation, which has been known as Far kin's (IlKiiKK Tonic, will hereafter bo advertised and sold simply under tho name of I'ikksr'8 Toaio. As unprincipled dealers nro constantly deceiving iiieircuyiomera oy miusuiuung inferior articles under tho name of ginger, and as ginger is really an unimportant Ingredient, we drop the misleading wonl. 77irre It no thangf, tmrttvr. In thr jirepurnf foil, Itnelf. nnd nil bottles ivmalnlnir In the hands of dealers, wrapped under the namo of I'ibkrh's oin okk Tonic, contain tho gcnnlno medicine If tho Jac-slmllo signature of Hiscox Co. Is nt tho bot tom oi mu ouisiuo wrapper. OU C0MF0UN1) KXTltACT OF ASPARAGUS, Has been pronounced by leading ruyslelans THE MUST tomc in the Would. Xo other medicine now known can 1m so etTivtii. nUy purge tho blood of deep-seated disease. A S P A R G O. Has never yet failed to cure all d Iseases of Uio Bladder, Kidneys, Urinary Organs, P ain in the Back AND Bright's Disease of the Kidneys, Stone in the Madder and Kidneys, Calculus, Grav el or llrlckdust Deposits, Dropsical SwcUlngs. FOR SUE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Price tf, per bottle, or riljottles for 3. Sent to any aaarraiin me iinuea Mates, live ot expense, on receipt ot cash or 1". O. order. Dr. Pounder Family Medicine Go. 21 S. NKCONI) ireei, Philadelphia 1'. BLOOMSBUR& PLANING MILL Tho undersigned baring out hi Planing VII on Kallroad Street, In nrst-ciaas condlUon, is pre pared to do aU kinds ot work m his line FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. turnlshed at reasonable prices. All lumber used is wen soasonea ug none out tutuiea workmen are employed. ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS furnished on application, run and rjxcmca CUAm.ES KRITG, Ulooiiihburg, Pa. M. C. SLOAN & BROi, HLOOMSHUHG, PA. M inufacturer ot CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, PHAETONS, SLEIQHS, PLATFORM WAGONS, &C. Flrst-cl work always on hand. HKPAJRIXO fiEA Th YDOXE. Price reduced to tutt the timet. B. F. SHARPLESS, FOUNDER AND MACHINIST, HEAB LAB. DErOT, BLOOL'SSUEO.PA. MinuUctnrerof How. Stoves and all kinds ct castings. IJSft iiot or Tinware, lxkik movm, Hnom Moves. Moves for heallnc torea.aehoo houses, churches, . Also, large stock of re pairs tor rlt j atove of all kind a, holeaale and retail ,aucb as Fire Urtck, Urala, Ua VYntrea, ic, stove Pipe, Cook Hollers, bpldert. Cake PUlea, Urge Iron Kettles, 8lfdtola, Wagon Uoira, all kinds of now rointa. Mould roara. hoiu. riaater, turn, JJUAJi MAA Uttti, d-C, feblt-t B F. IIARTMAN atraisiKT rat rouowixo A.MEKIOAX INSURANCE COMPANIES North American ot rtdladelphla. KranVUn. " lvnnaylvanla, " " York, ol IVnniylvanla. II mover, of S. Y. querns, ot London. North llrltua, of London. oniM oa timut struct. No, t Blooauborf. oct. ii.TMj AsparcO PiJHTUliAL GRAPE WINE t'.vi'Kinir.NTr.i) muri! .tiucE. Used In tho prln Ip.M Churches tor comtntinloii. Kxcellcnt for remalcs, Weakly Itrnons nnd the ngrd. Spoor's Port Gr.ipo Viiui. I FOUR YEARS OLD. milts CKLKllUATni) WINK U the pure Juice of I thede.nl ripe oporto Hrnpe, raised In ispeer's vincj-nrds. Ha linnlunble, Tonic and Stronjthonisg Properties are unsurpassed by nny other Wine. Ileitis pro-! duced under Mr. Mpccr's own personal supervision,! Its purity nnd genuineness nre (rinr.inlced by thol principal llnspltnls nnd Hoards of Health who ham examined It, Tho roundest child may partako of It, nnd tho wenkest Invalid iiso it to ndvantaRe.: It li particularly bcncilclal to tho aged nud' dcnllltntcd, and suited to tho various ailments that aneci mo wcaner sox. ll is in every respect A wink TO IlKllEUEI) OK. Speer's Unforniented Qrap3 Juice- is i , 1INJIIU.UUIU.C W(,U1,U U1MLIVS ,,VWirl ill natural, fresh, sweet state ns It runs from tho as by futnlRntlOn, thereby destroying tho cxcl- ui ,ui iMBUL.ii.iuu. lb 19 yLiiuviij pure InJO from spirits and will keep In any climate. Speer's Burgundy. Is n dark rich medium Dry Wine uqeil hv tho wealthy classes aa a Table or Dinner Wine, nnd by physicians In cases when) n dry wlno lnsl end or a sweet port Is desired. Spoor's (Socialite) Olaret. Is held In hleh estimation for Its richness ns n Dry Tablo Wluo especially suited for dinner use, Speer's P. J Shorry. Is li wine of Sunerlor Charneter nnrl narukea nf the rich qualities ot tho grano from which It Is made. Spoor's P- J, Brandy. IS A l'lllti: distillation frnm Ihp irrnivv nnrl stands unrivalled In this Country for medicinal purposes. It has n peculiar flavor, similar lo that of tho grapes froinwhlch It Is distilled, See that tho signature of Al.Vltni) SPEKIt, Pas- sale N. J., Is over tho cork ot each bottle. SOI D BY O. A. KLK1M. and nr DnuamsTs evruwukiie. Sep. SS-'SIlyr. REST not, life U sweeping oy, go and daro before oa dio "omecnliig mighty nnd su b lime leavo behind tn rnnniipr time." psia week you own town. jSoutntfree. No risk, uverythlngnew. del ni not required. We will furnish you everything. Many are miking fortunes, ladles wike as much as men, and boj nnii irlrls m iko irreat dsv. lteaiter. if von want business ui which you can make great pay nil tho nine, ftriL lur p iruuuturg lu i. iMl.-bir A lu., rortland, Maine l):C. 8, 'sa-tv. iAKE HENS LAY An English Veterinary surgeon ana Chemist, now traveling In thli country, savs that moil of tha Horse and Cattle Powders sold hero aro worth ess isnvA, ne 3iys mat sacrum's condition I'owdcrs are abiolut lvnure nndlmmens.'lr vm. aole. Nocn ng on earth will make n ns lay like ouunutiu a ujimuiuu ruwtiurs. nose, 1 ic&SDOon ful to 1 pint fojd. Sold everywhere, or sent by mall for 8 tetter-stamps. I. S. Joiinsos Co.. iHisTun. .-iiAss. uu janxoj-iy. For COLOR and SWEETNESS Use BEAN'S CONCENTRATED Extract of Annatto. Nature's own Color. Brlghtett nl Kfrnrcaf. Il. fiP .r U... ck.Bt, or ttnl IS U. to .uucp. for & .uipl, coloring &ooro,. to WAS. UAUE & CO., Xo. !33 SUrktt St., PUILAD'A. June My n.ts A week- made at home iy me industri ous llest business new hefnm tho pub'lc. Capital not needed, wo will rw start vou. Men. women. Iiovr nnd i-tru wanted cv.;r where to work torus. Nowisiho time. You can wo-k In spare time, or give your wholo tlmo to the business. No other buMness will pay you nearly as well. No one can fall to make enormous piy, by engaging at onee. costly outnt and terms free. Mom'y made fast, easily, and honorably. Address Tbck & Co , Augusta, hwuc. nee. &, -iy. WIMPS IMAM VEGETABLE PILLS ron tub LIVER And all Bilious Complaints. Safe lo take, being pnrcly vegetable : no crblnr. lTleeWctnt. JUlfinntjUu. October 5th-lw d p ARSONS' purgative MAKE NKW WOIl BLOOD, tire system tn three months. Any person who will take one pUl each night from one to twelve weeks, may be restored to sound health. If ?ucli a thing Is And will enmnletelv chancre tho blood In the en posMDic. ror curing icmaie uompiaints inese lllls have no equaL lloj-slclans use them tn their uracUce. bold evervwhem. or sent bv wall for !U cents in stamps. Send for pamphlet. I. s. JOHN- Ald-T mos. PUKE INDIA TEAS. Absolutelv nnre. Thev contain no snurtous orex- hausted leaea. No ChemlcaU or Coloring Matter used In their preparation. Very valuable for mix lng with weaker China teas. They contain n very high percentage of Extract, They are cultivated under the 6upervbJon of foreigners, upon the most apnruveu meinour me ieai is luampuiaieu by machinery, trlvlne uniformity of annearance throughout entire nlucklnra. Thev retain their valuable qualities for an unusual lengtb ot taa. JOHN c. PiULUl'S X CO., lai Water St,, ,ew lort. .gcnisoi me uaicuua ii?a Miuiicuie, uoiooer lain w u C ATA RR H llAV.l'KVHU. I can recommend Ely's Cream LUlm to all Hay Fever mffer ere, it lielng, in my opinion, founded upon experience and a sure cure. 1 was artllcted with Hay Kever for ss jcars, ana never De fore found permanent relief. WrasrrR II. lUSEiss, MarsnQeld, Artdr Vyilttle nn per Into tbo nciftrtls. liy absorption It el- UAVaPFVPD nasal jussages of ca- icciuaiiy cleanses me i - - - . w tarrhal virus, causing healthy secret Ions. It allays Inflammation, pro tects the membranal linings of tbo head from ad ditional colds, completely heuU tho sores and re stores the wense ot taste and amelL beneficial re mlu are realtuvl by a tew applications. Alhor ough treatment will cure. X'neualled for colds luiurutvui. Agreeauie 10 u swain lor uruuimr, tsild by druggists, lty mall Sue. a package btami. KLY ltltOTllElts, Owego, N. V. aug 10-ly d WISE tcople are always on the xikout tor chances to In create th lrearntnirs.asd In time Ix-coine weal lei : those wno ao not improve ineir oppoiiuniiiea remain in poverty. We otter a great ch inoo to make money. We want miny man, uomtn. b ys asigu-lsto work forut rwhtln the o.va lociiltlet. Any one nquuueMurK)niKi nnjui iuc iiniv si Ti, lue business win pay more y an ten times ordinary, warai. Kxnrnalveoutnthurnldied free. No one who engages tails lo i fe money rapidly. Yo i can Devote yoarwh 'e maktoihe t,rfc or orly your spare moments, rumen intoruaUon and al that U needed sent tree. ll"it an nsok A Co i-oruana. jiaine. Dec. s t-iy COLEMAN oLLi:a:n,N:$uvARu, nr. j. SO minutes ol New York. Man posit ions tor grid uatm than all other scliooU (ombtned. Uio bc&ol arshlp, li Wnu-for dreuUn. owt. uiw t 1 H 1 Viuria at ' ON 30 DAY'S TRIAL. THE VOlTMO IIKt.'ruO Marshall, Mich,, will send 1)11, IIYK'S CBl.RHItATKI) Kt.KOTItO.VOIi- uiu imirn and Ki,i;tiTiini aitmanukn nn trtal for" HMysto men (voitngoronli who aroaf fllotvd Willi Nervom Dewilty, Imt Vltnllty, and kindred iroublo, guaranteeing spcodvandcom jHolo restoration of lieHh nnd maniy vlg r. Ad dress ns above N. u. No risk Incurred, mbo days' trial Is allowed- Kob.th-tyr. r srnatntiHK now for Till? COLUMBIAN 81. CO A YEAR QMAIN STREET,) mkm AVIIOUK'CEMINf Ready and Waiting for You. The Finest, The Latest, The Most Artistic Styles of ELEGANT AND BiglntlnconientHlQEfJJS' FURNISHINGS. OUR RECEIPTS OF FALL AND WINTER GOOOS, Uull and be Convinced that We L'Badl fiE qpiiiMihbj9 fit mid prae. Largest stock: & lowest prims OF 3? X:J 1ST OS, FINE INLAID FRENCH WALNUT CASE ORGAN, STOPS, $90 CASU. Engy Terms. Sat lH(;tct inn Gurtranlvetl. UA-GOIST'S 3PIA.1STO WARE ROOMS, MUSIC HALL BLOCK, ILHBS-EARB.B, TA. L 4, SSffil, M. J, itil:i'.S35!rl2t:sisat cf th Siaitiriaa. Invalid's Homo, Kloonisbiirjj, Pa., Devotes special attention to Epilepsy, HerTjas ASe:t!:as, antl Diseases of Weaea, Patients recelvetl nt the Sanitarium on reasonable terms for board anil trentmcnt. I'. S. No clinro for first consultation, njir 27, 'S3 Fanners ami Tlireshors libtnjw pur'hasa nrsKUss artlU'iof THRESHERS AND SEPARATORS, ALSO, One aiul'l'ivo-Morse Tr ail eri. with Thieili.'rs and Stalker, will do w U to call on or addn'ss J. .v. ui'LsiiiZKit, U;ht street, Columbia ooanty, I'a. rr All work warranted. Wad tor prion lut, and flue toe a trial So lur Huehtttw ate man it Actured tor thu v.Uo ,4 tbe couauy. July 00 Sm oMinSI; PKPPSRMiKT, ETC., UJUfht for Net Ouh, oa rMiot aal aanraval. wtlhoul charge tor Oommkilaa, Broker aja, etc , by DODGE & OLCOTT, S3 A 83 WlUaU S J., 11277 October 1S4 r -.. ft -. Tlioro is no Baking mm It3 (lualities, Modicinal and Culinaiy, guarantco Health and Luxury. Pur tlio Celebrated Clilcltcrlng, Iycrs ifc I'mid, nml Voso. Hon IMnnos. World.rc nownud lNtuVOrc-ns, Violins, Aecortlcons nnd Sheet Minlc. Celubruted While, Now High Arm Davis, New Home, Koynl St. John, nnd Mglit lluuning DomeBtlo Sowing Mnclilues. Needles, nil ntul nttnehmcnts for nil in il;cs of Sewing Mnchlties. CLOTHING cae always t3 foani at the ORNAMENTAL IRON FENCES, Suitable for Yards, Cemetery Lots and Public Grounds. The following shows the Picket Gothic, ono of the several beautiful Mjrlcs of Fence manufactured by the undersigned. Tot Iieauty and Durability they are unsurpass ed. .set up by experienced hands and warranted loeua satisfaction. Prices and sprciinens of otliur tier signs Kcnl lo nny nuYirens. AiMress BL00HSBDR6, PA- May t-tt The rrvKtu Octnr, No, 31, la 1 nn I Winter, I8S3, ivis v. ik li&alo iricca di'reci iii fiMu.Ti 1 11 everything f iui,i..i 1 tit... wur, or 1 e 1 1 . . . 1 1 U'.U how t 1 . . : .. ea lariro loonier w .'1 on a, tU picture t.::. KltunoJ ,r...u u .1 ..-'in a wholo 1. . x Information r lit of tho worlJ, .11 Mime ci.n tain asniiiili in. .mull in. iMiit t'reutoanraJ iltwi..nr,.vit' r.tae(7iu, Lcttu hoirir.'Mv .i,..r.. 1 jihcnino.irrltT. K..rl":u nj. r.-iiiu. l,iHxtfally MOKTQOMFRyWARD&GO. 87 Oi SSUa.uUiAM.i,(.'UcaclIU &-pt.lllJw aXj ;S. M Bum Powclor oqual to Uio pur RAILROAD TIME TAB DKNNSYt.VANIA KAII.liOAli. Mm UTTlKllNCKNTIlALnAIMVAYV " TIMKTAI1LK. In effect sent, ailh, tssa. Tr ..... bury. -...o vatusuQ. UASTWAIID, 36n. m.-Heii Bhoro Express for Iinmti..,, and lntcrmcdliito stntlons. H ijinrai.i, .!J flW nlllll. Now Volt. llAllhn,,;,. nnrt Vl"..'..'.""""!'!- rlluirntl'hllade(pli!as.i p.m.j KewYotk'au in., making oloso connections nt Milfadclnhla r!?; all sea slum nolnts. "unpuia tor l.Oap.m.-lMjoxprossIOr Harrlsburs nnd tn tcrmcdlnto stations, Lancaster, rhliadeluhia n!.w ork-, naltltnoro and WnahiLgton. nrrlvfn? n, l'hlladelphln7.sjp.m.! Now Vbrk, lv"b n gm Baltimore, 7.1s p. tn.i Washington, 8 p. rnf'l'ull man 1'nrlor car through to fhllniJelpnia aid Vik! scngcr coaches through lo nniadolpnia nSS Ilim nSS.ft.J'S a.iiS5SSMIon tor Sleeping car occommodailons can bo secured ?t Ilarrlshiirirfnr lhiliuiimi .?.r.ur.V.a..at tu0rBefflTT;m.CanrOmaln ,n Philadelphia 7.60 ai Tm. kS w'vork, Tl.iiaV ThrouThl'dilmanleVplnrca train to i'hlladclphla, liwtTmoro i and 9 ailnnK oi8 and through rmf.nm.nr. .Jr.,.!."".1??" andlialtlmoro: w '"'""w VE3TWArtD, .ann?-l0.S'a".f.?.r ?.r'.?i nl' intermediate through passciger etches w Ml tl toullh i'ullmau falaco uats to UutTalo via Emporium. ' "1 vouiiuuuiBua nna luicrtned ato statlono J!m?i?!l!nllmn,f1?,i??if-.(?'.a,?,ra B .. - Q . """wtmw.uuw iu tiHunaaigua ami through paaiongcr coachos to Rochester. iSi.V' m-Nlal?ara Express for Knno ana inter medlaw stations , with U.rough passenger coaches through passengerohes w BocSeMer. aDU .M5 P.- Past lino for Lock llnven and intermn. 2! . .1 ons-ana K'mlra. Watklns and Intcrme- Tunonan tkains ron sdnudiiv fhom tuk EAST AND SOUTH. mo?o.nKer COaCUe3 ,r0m UiSelphla .and ' Jjaltl- Y&At T.fnP lf(tnl Voir- Vl a Aft . tit..i. .. rvhia ti i t . . ... V . W,IV ,uu lu' i iiuaaei phiLTil?,",,:" coacUes ""'iiei: ErlO Mftll loai-na Mour Va.I. a rxn - ...... .. , :, " 7, " iuiA o.vu u. m,: rui auei through passenger coaches from rnuadclphla. ... ... " 11-nr.s-llARIlB 1UILB0AD laU Bast leaves tsunbury o.js n. m., arriving al U1SS?reK J;4,1 m". Wilkes-barro w S.m.8 Kxprcss Last leaves suuburr 5.35 p. m., nrrHIng atviV,T r;'r,ry c-31,?: m- w "Wuarre S lu p. nf. ini'i.',MStlSaTC8 kes.barre m.son. in., arrlf 1 .Svl? r.efry ls o.1 P- m.,Sunbury ls.ss p. in Express est leaves Wllkes-Uarro 5.80 p. m. ar riving at Bloom Perry 7 07 p. in, sunbury 8.05 p CIIAS.E.PUGII, J. It. WOOD, Pen. Manager. Oen. Passenger Agent. pmLADELPlIAAND HEADING BOA1J ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS. Julys 1SS3 THIIN3 tUVH BCPBRT AS rOLLOWB(SUNDaT iicxrrkD. For New York.rhllndclnhta.RMri Tamaqaa, sc., ll,s a. m, For Catawlssa, 11,5 a. m. 0.13 and 10.30 p. m. For WlUlamsport,6,3S 11.45 a. m. and 4,os p. m. For Lewlsburz and Sunburv. 1 Mn ,n trains for acrsar lxats as rou,owa, (bckdat itczrrxD.) LeaTe Now York, vli. Tamanena 9,oo a. ra. and via. Bound Broot Itouto 7,15 a. tn. Leave Thllailelphla, ,to a. m. Leavo Heading, n.w a. m., I'otUivllle, ij,m p. m andTamaqua, 1,35 p. m. Leave Oitawlasa, 6,30 ll.us.a. m. and 4,to p. m. Leave Wllllamsport,9.45a.m,l.04p.m. aniO.00 r. m Leavo sunbury tsi p. m. 1 4 " Lewlaburg 4.45 p. m. rassengcra to and from New Yort, via. Tama- nend and to and from I'hUaiulphla go through l Uio ut chango ot cars. J. E. WOOTTEN, C. Q. HANCOCK, acneral Manager, j Cteneralrassenger ml Ticket Agent. DELAWARE, LACKAWANNA AN 1) WE5TEUN ItAILltOAD. BLOOMSBURQ DIVISION. NOltTH. STATIONS. Rrartnr p.m. p.m. a.m. 60UTI1 9 15 t 45 45 a.zn. p.m. p.m a I .BeUevue! Taylorvllle., 9 so 1U 17 C 22 t 27 6 84 a 03 8 55 8 49 8 41 S 37 9 37 9 80 9 24 9 45 ,..L&cxawanna PlttAlnr. "9 C2 9 19 ..West Huston 9 58 10 03 10 8 6 41 0 46 C 51 C t5 0 5b T OS 7 10 7 17 7 22 7 to 7 37 8 10 S 26 8 ID 8 50 9 CO t (0 8 tf S 1(1 P 18 8 9.'. 8 SO 8 fo 8 62 9 09 9 04 9 20 14 yommg. ilaltby..., .......Dennett Kingston.. ......Kingston. .Plymouth June ....Plymouth,, ....Avondala S 25 8 95 8 16 8 07 8 00 0,1 I so 1 49 1 !5 1 85 1 IS 1 03 9 04 9 04 1018 10 15 10 26 U 2 54 8 02 S OA S 10 8 55 8 47 8 39 8 SS 41S 49 S3 13 95 Id 19 15 20 19 00 IS 11 47 05 11 411 C5 11 S3 67 11 10 tl 10 as 45 10 50 S? 10 41 19 10 29 in in ns llunlock's creek 10 S 10 43 10 t& 11 07 11 13 3 18 3 SS 5 45 3 51 3 57 07 4 12 4 20 4 17 4 S3 4 SS 4 16 6 (S 6 25 8 17 8 19 8 OC T U ...unicKsninny. -..nick's Ferry. ...Beach, Haven. Berwick .. Briar Creek.. ...Willow Orovo. ....Llmo IUdge., .....Espy ...Bloomsburg.. .llnnprt 11 20 7 52 7 44 r 38 7 S3 I S9 7 11 11 IS 11 45 II M Catawl'a Bridge 11 55 ...a; olivine..,. ...Cholaaky... 12 18 0 04 10 45 9 43 Northumbcrl'd" IS 45 p.m. a.m. a.,m. p.m. p.m. a.m -.. w- F- HALSTEAD, Kupt. SuperlntendenfB offlce. Scranton. Feb. let, 16S Tone, Toucli.WdrlnnaiisIiip & Dnratility. TCIXX.IAM KAltr. &. CO. .S'SSl Wt' B'HIniore Street. Ciltlmrro. Ko. 119 FUtb Avenue, Kew York. October iS-tvc r PAYNE'S I O Horso Spark-Arrostlng Portable Engine liai rut 10.UM ft. of Sllchtcan lluo Borc! In lu lion, burnlnj tlabs tiom Uw baw in viuviuui ivcgia. Out li Ilctn vi Ouanntti to famlih powrr to CDOO lo t of Hemlock ilo.nl, la 10 bours. Ovr UHoiiuii rut li' AO of tn time time. in r r,rjne are npiniNTKEo iu f Mil h a liorv potr on K ' fuel nnd wtttr Uian any other Kn ulna not fiuclwlih an Automatic Cat 03. 1 f yon want a Stationary or Portit.Ie Knc-irf. Uolkr. Ctrca- ur N nut, Miirucr or inucji. amcr can cr weaoan tii-u, Wrought-Iron Pulley, Mid foroor lllutiuud catalogue. No, U, tot InformaUon and !rltc. B. W. PAYNE 8ON8, Corning, S. V. Box 14S7. Jan. S-4y. W M3ZS t Xv li muuuiutiuiui-iipxH ittUiaiDuimMii iity oiuiuiu,rwvtauw. Oct 64 Mf TTTAVTCn wroaiB, relUUe men to l.liU. trtlrull Trwa, tlrap Mnvs, f-hrubi nonet, Ac Nalury and tiKim ruld. Pull lMtru.-tlo.nl gtten. so lnexneilentl men nan M-k.n i,m , t .111 .. , Addntat. J. Y. LIX'LAUK. llltlilHrO.N, N. V-V01M j intlocasiot Itochuier, N. Y.) 1 Ootoba-mw r.