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COLUMBIA DKMOCR1T, STAR Of Till NOntlt, and CO
LVUDUN, C'oaiolldated.
Inrd Weekly, ctrry Frldny Morning, n
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at two not.LAns per year, to subscribers out ot
r-fto paper discontinued except at tltu notion
of Ihs publishers, until nil nrroiuatfus arc nail, but
All papers ncnt out of tho Htatoor to distant tiost
nnlpf-it mult, tm nnM fnpln nflvunni iti.M -
stuio poraon in Columbia county assumes to oar
tho subscription due on demand. 1 T
I'OSTAORlanoionKercxacled from subscribers
n tuetcoutny. .-Jj
JOB PRINTING.
The JohblnifDcpartmnntof the Cni.UMniANlt very
complotefiwd our Job ITInttntrvritiroinnarofanin
Wl'i.'i '"''"''"""nfwcltlea. All work donjon
short toUcO, noaUy ntid atmoderalo prices.
mmannni
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
T E. WAI,T,T51t,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
omcaln.lst National Dank bulldlntf, second floor,
first door to tho right. Comoro! stain nod Mar
ket stfosta, liloornsburrf, l'a. v
jj". ... lit.
TTU. PUNIC,.
'i ATTO 1 INE Y-AT-h a"V.
t
om:o In Kill's nulldlng.
Hioomsbcro, I'A,
q ji.- nuaic.vtiKW, ( v .
'iAT-rOBNEY-AT-LAW. .,
1 . , " . i
I lll,00H98tJWl, I'A.
onlco over lt.Ntlonal Hank.
JOllM. ObJVltK,
ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW,
AHD
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
' 1IW0MPD0B0, I'A,
onlco over Jloycr lii-os. Drug Storo.'
c
t ATTOllNKY-AT-LAW
Offlco 10 Browcr3 bhlldlng.seconrt tloor.room No. 1
1 Moomsburg, Pa. :
B.
FRANK ZARU,
j ATTO 1 IN 15 Y-AT-L AW.
Blobmsburg, Pa.
omco" corner ot centro Rnd Main Streets. Clarl i
Building. i
CAtjbo conanltcdn German,
it EO, E. RIAYELL,'
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
NRwbo'.oas'uH BoiLniKd.Bloomtburs. Pa,
MemtJor of tho Unltod States Law Association.
;oliocttons made in any part of America or eu
E. "WIRT,
Attornoy-at-Law.
Onlco In ComjhuUh ijcildino, Room No. 3, second
"" j I1LO0MSBUR0, PA.
j r 7
H IKORB. " L. B. WINTERHTKKN,
. Notary Public
KNORK ,t' WINTEUsfEEN,,
Attorneys-nt-T ,aw.
Offlco imist National Tunic bulldlne. second nqor,
first door to thoWt. Corner ef Main and Markot
Btroots llloomsburg, fa.
SyfVmmn itud Hounties Collecltd.
J H.jMATSE,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
omco In Male's imlldlng, over Iiillmeycr's grocery.
May so, 'si.
Q 15. BUOCKWAY,
Attorney-at-Law,
AI.80
NOTARY. PUBLIC. .
OIUco in his building opposite Court House,
3iul lloor, Hloomslnirg, Pu. pr 13 Sd
JOHN C. YOCUM, ,
Attoriioy'-at-Iaw,
CATAWISSA, v.
onlco lit Nkwh Itkh building, Main street,
Membor of Uio American Attorneys' Associa
tion. " '
Collections mado In any part ot America.
Jan. 6, 1883.
A K. OSWjAIiD,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
JucUson Untitling, Rooms ami C.
May 6, -Si. UKUWICK.Pa
RIIAWN & ROBINS.
ATTORN EYS-AT-L AV :
Catawlfaa, la.
Otttcfl, corner of TMrd and M aln St reels.
"M. II. SNYDER.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Oiangoville, Pa.
Olllco In law' imilding, second lloor, second
door to tb; left.
Can bo consulted In Clerman. , aug IS '81
w
E. SMITH,
Attorne)'.fttLnv, Berwick. Pa.
Can lio Consulted lii German.'
Af0 FIliST-CI.ABS
FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE
00MPAWB3 lllll'ItESE.NTEl).
WOlUco first iloor below tho po3t olllcc.
MISCELLANEOUS.
c
U. UARKLEY, Attorney-at-Law
onlco In Brower's building, and story.ltooras
RnUCKINOIIAM, Attornoy-at-Law
.onlco, Ilrockivay'a BuUdlng.:ist Door,
uiouiasourg, I'enn'a, may T, 'M-t f
Jit MuKELVY, M. D.,Rnr!reon anil Phy
. lnian, north side Main stroet.balow Markot
A L FRITZ. Attorney-al-Liw. Odict
t. , la Columbian U illdlng, Juno 4 'il
T
p M. DRINKER,' OUN & LOCKSMITH
iwi"nir Miicmnea and Machinery of all kinds, re
porj'lT omra IIodsj Ilulldlng, llloomsburg, Pa.
I)
R. J. U. RU1TER,
PI1YHIC1AN teHUKOBON,
OiUce, North Market street,
llloomotinrt, l'a
DR. WSI. M. RE11ER, Burjreon and
I'hvslclan. onlce corner of Hock and Market
Blreot.
T 'It. KVANH, M. D.. HurRoun and
J .Pliysla.tn,(ompo and Itesldoucn on Third
stroet.
TAMES REILLY.
Tonsorial Artiat,
aialnathnold stand nder EXonASiiE
fin i'Kt and has as usual a puts r-ci,A8s
IKIlUBHailOP. Ho respectfully BOUultB the
puirc-n w ot bls.oldouatomera and of tiw pab'lo
gonaraily. 60-"
lie
IT it lit tttihtt it
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BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1883.
THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XVII.NOM
COLUMBIA DEM0CHAT,VOL.Xt.Vn, .V0 80
op iVVenjisiriq.
1M
ono Inch tiOO
Two incbti aeo
i nrcc inches.,,,, w
l'otir Indies...... Boo
(juaner column., Bifl
an 3h m it
$160 (300 1300 MOO
400
600
700
5 00 ROO
TOO 1100
1100
18 00
900 UnO 8000
EXCHANGE HOTEL.
W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR
BLO0M3DUR3, PA,
0PP03ITB COURT IIOUSK.
Large and convenient sampls rooms. Hath rooms
not andoold wawr,and all modern oonvenlenooa
D1V01U1PJ.-NO publicity! wlJents of any
siUto, Jleaertlon, Non-SupiorU Advli'o and
appllcitloni forttamp. W. II. MIR, Alt'y, sn.
Il'way, N. V. r BopLlItU iw
tutis WKISI Alt list rAUI,
ltoitluuBh Byrup, ,TB3iiina.
llauliiilinu. lii.JbydiuttliUi.
Jan -csi. ospia
JohnWanamaker'sStore,Phaadelphia.
These are the First Days of the
Fall Business,
already the hum of activity begins.
We launch the busy season with
ome
Special Things
that prove to be strangely low. A few of
these have been in store some days, but, to
give everybody a fair chance, we held the
announcements until the return of people
from their holidays.
Our iircpnrntloiiN for dm up-
pruncIiltiK season of FsiU nurt
Winter arc now complcIrO.
Wo enrry a largo KtocK of lino
Itcal)--iiiaO Clothing, Nnniplct
or vvlilcli, Willi HcII-mcnRtirc-;
meat IiIiuiUm. will be iuraiNlicd
on niixillcatluii.
A. C. YATES & CO.
LelerBiilnE.ClBlMiyiliSIs
A good lot of first-rate
Jerseys at $2.25. These
are all black: The colors
are f 2.;o.
A Black Dress Silk at
75 cents, that until recent
ly was always gt.oo.
A fine Ulack Rhadama,
22 inches wide, at 51.50.
Half-wool Black Dress
Goods at 12 j cents, which
is just half-price.
All-wool stylish Plaid
Suiting, 42 inches, at 50
cents. Vc sold the same
at Si, oo..
Another in stripes at 65
cents. Not dear at 51.00.
A quality of Lupin's
Cashmere for 50 cents
(all wool). The new tar
iff will prevent this qual
ity from ever again selling
at this price.
A Black Albatross at 25
cents.'exactly half-price.
A fine Black Camel's
Hair, 46 inches wide, at
60 cents.
A good 36-inch all-wool
Cashmere at 40 cents.
An excellent Black
Cashmere, all-wool, a
yard wide, at 45c.
A very few much ad
mired Embroidered
Robes at one-third off of
usual price.
A Bleached Muslin, full
yard wide, for 10c. The
best we ever had at that
price.
The best Twilled, All
Wool Red Flannel we
ever sold for 25c.
The best Canton Flan
nel for I2jc. We never
could get so good a qual
ity at the price before.
An extraordinary lot of
Towels at 25c.
Eight lots of Ladies'
and Children's Hose that
are on our counters at 25
per cent, under prices.
These lots of Shoes that are amazingly
desirable for the prices :
250 pairs Women's
Straight Goat Button,
14-35-
172 pairs Women's
Straight Goat Button,
245 pairs Women's
Curacoa Kid Button,
1 86 pairs Women's
French Kid Button,
S5.00.
152 pairs Women's
Kid Slippers, $1.25.
1 12 pairs Women's
Kid Ties, S2.00.
110 pairs Women's
French Kid Oxford Ties,
53.25.
141 pairs Women's
Front Lace Walking
Boots, $3. 25.
131 pairs Women's
Front Lace Walking
Boots, S4-50.
150 pairs Women's
French Kid Button
Boots, 55.25.
China and Glassware we hardly .dare to
risk saying anything about, as the lots an
nounced are nearly always sold out in a few
hours of the day they are presented. Watch
the city daily papers for the announcements,
and if these lots are sold when you come do
not be disappointed, as we have new lots in
every day or two.
In Furniture. Young couples should see
The new Ash Suite of Bed Room Furniture for 525,
The same goods in Cherry for 528.
4 Our Works at present turn us out only
four suites per day of these goods, so that
first come, first served. Nothing like this
has ever been done in Philadelphia before.
A fine frame Body Brussels Carpet at
$1.25 that we are willing to endorse as a good
thing.
We are not permitted to give the
makers' names. The goods are new this
season, and fifty patterns at least to choose
from.
The first Fall Offering of Ladies' Robes
arc all-wool, of ample material, in nino varieties, dark, rich hues,
and the new patterns are on the palm-loaf order. The effect is
much the same, if not a full equivalent, as though an expensive
Cashmere Shawl were dissected and made into a roho, as is often
clone. The expense hcing infinitely less 25.
Also a few Wrapper Patterns, Persian, and with a decided
Oriental effect. The olive, old gold and rich, dark hues arc sub
dued in a broad border of consistent but curious formation, 10 to
11 yardrf each. $2.00 per yard.
There are other lots equally interesting,
and new things daily arriving.
Samples of Dress Goods sent by mail ;
a " Postal" will receive immediate attention.
anamaker
Thirteenth Street. Chestnut Street.
Market Street and New City Hall.
TJ1HEAS HHbWN'S IflSUKANCB
l" AOlJNOV. Mover's now bulldlncr. Main
f ireot. liloorasburir, l'a.
.Etna Insurance Co., ot Hartford, Conn. IT.otp.w
Hoyal ot Liverpool I3,5iw,uoo
uancasniro ,
inrii Association. 1'hllmlf lulill 4.185.117
riKDiili, of London r,es,8T3
Lonilon LuncaUlra, 01 England.. . l,T09,T6
llartforl of Hartford 3,M3,ooo
BprlnitObld t ire and Mnnuo , , , , , ,. 3,)s,sss
As tno awBCles are direct, policies aro written
fortne Insurod without any delay In tin
omco at uioomsburir. Oct, 38, '81-tf.
piBE NSURANC1C.
OnUISTIAN F. KNAPP, ULOOMfillUUO, PA,
nOMK, OF N. T.
MKKCIIANTS', OP NKWA11K, N. J.
CI 1NTON. N. V.
I'KOI'LKM' N. Y,
lllJ.MHNU, I'A.
roeso oi.n conroKiTioNs are wen seasoned by
anound riitKTRSTsnnml nave neer yet had u
Iojs nt'Uiiidbyany oourt of law. Tuetr aesnlw
aro all inv xted In noun ssui'Rimana aro Ilabla
to ttvj niswrJ of rmionly.
Losios rOMiTir and uoiumT a4tiita d
n.Md t soon an determined by diibibthh 1'.
liNirr HPUCllL AUBHT AMD APJOjri IILOOUS-
oaa, Pi.
The poople of ColambU ooanty ahouM patron
Uu tho agenoy nhero losses if any are settled
and raid tv one ot their own eltliens.
I'ltOlUTNBSS.miUlTY, KAIIIDKALISO,
1ST. S. TIItfGXaEY,
la now fully prepaied to furnish
SUITS MADE TO ORDER,
FltOMTHE
BEST MATERIAL,
IN THE MARKET AT
REASONABLE RATES
ALSO TO FURNISH
Rcndy-Madc SUITS
MADR TO aCASUItK, AND
As g&ood $c Cheap
AS CAN HE HAD AT ANY
Ready-Made Establishment,
Orders taken for shirts, niaile
from measurement.
8ept7
PHILADELPHIA.
Tliaonly known pc-ltc for Epileptic Fit. "a
AIo tor Epasm.1 liO'.Iji fickncM. Khvou.
VTcalmcu It lr.itntly nlkTcs int iurci. tlcmBci
blood nnd CAttclccoi iluccrUU circulation. Neutra
lize, cenni ot dltcaio and mtt iltlmcon. Cure.
OTSKEPTIC SAig
vdytilotcbeianlstcbborn blood tores. EUmlr.atel
BoIIi, C&rbunclca and Scalds. tT Pcnnanently 6nd
liromptly cures pnraly,!.. Yci, It la a charming and
healthful Aperient, Kills Scrofula and Klnc Evil,
twin brother.. Channca bad breath to good, remoT
lair the cauac. Honts blllou. tcnilencle. and inatea
clear com;.lcilon. Eijutllod by none In the delirium
of fercr. A ehtrminft rett.lTcnt and a matchlcF.
UiatlTo.i 11 drlm Bltk lleadaio llto thn ulnd.
CTContalna nodnutlc cathartic or opiate.. Uellcvca
qHlEBVEXclOHlQlUEB
thebratnof lnorLM fmt-Ai. TVi.nn.tiir .,,..ri
matlwn by routing It, Kcstores llfo-chintr
ties lo tho Mflo-1. IflguuraiitteJtocurcall iicrvuuh
dlfiOrtlCrS. C2?Itf;l!aho u-lion all nnt.tf.n li..
freshet tho m!iid and lnTlgoratc3 th loCy, Curci
SllIliMHij)
Slaeueaof the Mood own It a conqueror. Kudu -ted
In writing by over fifty thousand losdlr.g citlicua,
clergymen and rhylclata In U. 8. and Europe1,
nrror Mlo by all hading urucglsta. tl-W.
The Br. S. A. l.khniond Hedhul Co. lrt,p.,'
t. Jn.cp!i, Mo, (y)t f
Cbarlea f. Critu-ili.n, Agti'l, Niw York City.
New Life
is given by using Brown's
Iron Bitters. In the;
Winter it strengthens and
warms the system; in the
Spring it enriches the blood
and conquers disease; in the "
Summer it gives tone to the
nerves and digestive organs;
in the Fall it enables the
system to stand the shock
of sudden changes.
In no way can disease be
so surely prevented as by
keeping the system in per
fect condition. Brown's
Iron Bitters ensures per
fect health through the
changing seasons, it disarms
the danger from impure
water and miasmatic air,
and it prevents Consump
tion, Kidney and Liver Dis
ease, &c
. . Berlin, Esq., of the
well-known firm of H. S.
Berlin & Co,, Attorneys, Le
Droit Building, Washing
ton, D, C, writes, Dec. 5th,
1881 :
Gtnlltmen : I take pleas
ure in stating that I have used
Ilrown's Iron Bitters for ma
laria and- nervous trouMcs,
caused by overwork, with
excellent results,
Beware of imitations,
Ask for Brown's Iron Bit
ters, and insist on having
it. Don't be imposed on
with something recom
mended as "just as good,"
The genuine is made only
by the Brown Chemical Co.
Baltimore, Md,
' SELECT STORY. '
ELIGIBLE HOARDING PLAOE.
"No hotel V Haiti Mr. lVreival
I'nyiic.
"iNollilnii in tlict Btiniio of one, an
mveruil his friend Lucius Warden!
with tho Biibdued triumph of ono who
announces n startling fact.
i never iicnni 01 such a thine in
my life," said Payne.
"iNor 1, neither, serenely remarked
Warden.
Itllt lmu.- ilfl Vflll nuriAttnt frti W i'
(ictnnmica the would-be tourist, smit
ing his forehead In despair.
"i noli t aecount lor il at all," Haul.
Mr. Warden, survevhii: the nails,
wliioh lie had lust been carefully trim-.
tiling with his penknife, "except that
nobody knows nnythitiK about the
plaeo as yet. There an factory wall
paper, 1 ucnove, or something Ot that
sort and a eiuar slion and a bcor
pliop, anil two thread and nectllo stores,
ana a pOHt-olhee where the mails come
twico a week , nnd Micro's tho Mag
alloway river all carpeted over with
walcr-lillies, and half a dozen trloiious
littlu troht streams running into it,
anil tho finest hit of scenery you ever
saw. But thero's 110 hotel !"
"But whero's a" fellow 'to stavT"
helplessly demanded ,1'ayne.
"Uet an outfit and camp out. as I
did, ' said Warden, cheerfully. "A
blanket ; a canvas tent, with' pegs and
loops -, a little smiulgo of bran, or pine
needles to keep tho mosquitoes off at
night, and "
'Hut I don t cnioy cainpinc out, '
vehemently remonstrated l'ayno. "It
is all very woll for thoso who like it,
but I'm not ono of that sort. I liko
four good walls, a feather pillow and
regular meals served - three times a
day."
"Well, Mien, look here," said War
den, "go to tho Widow Buck's. She
takes boarders now and Miep "
"Who is tho Widow Buck t ' asked
l'ayno. , .
"lliat.i donL know.' run bed his
friend.
"Ami whero does sliu live 1"
''There you have me atrain."
"Man alive 1 aro you crazvf" dc- about you.
How
windows, which tho drivor said was
tho factory 1 down a blind lano and
checking tho tired horses at a one-
stonctl Rtono Iiotiso bohind a wall Of
cedar trees, and then tho Jehu cried
out!
"Now, then I Hero wo bo 1 Widow
Buck's 1"
Mr. Payne trot stilly out, and helped
to unload tho various paraphernalia of
travel which belonged to him all of
them by this timo considerably flavor
ed with salt codfish.
'Porhaps you had better wait," said
ho as the driver turned round and
chirruped to his hono.
What for 1" demanded tho man.
"In case Mrs. Buck should not bo
ablo to accommodate mo or "
"Oh, It's all riant," said tho driver.
'She'll take you in. Naomi would
havo told you else.''
Ami away lie drove, leaving our
icro alouo in tho spectral moonlight,
with a pile of luj'f'ai'e at his feet and
a gaunt dog smelling at the skirls of
his coat.
"Who's Naomi!" said Mr. Payne,
addressing the moon. "And what
would sho have told mo T
Ho raised an old-fashionod brass
knocker that hung at tho door and
rattled it briskly. Tho gaunt dog,
aroused to a sbnso of his duty, loft oft
Biitilling mid began to bark. Presently
a tall, thin woman, with a red pooket
haudkerchiof tied over hor boat, with
a kerosene lamp in her hand, opened
Uio door.
"Oh," said sho, peering sharply at
him, "you're tho young man from tho
oity, aro you t"
With the initiative thus taken out
of his hands Mr. Payne could only in
elino his head.
"All them traps vour'u t" demanded
the Widow Buck, abruptly.
"les, madam,' Air. l'ayno admit
ted.
"Humph 1" said the widow "'Pears
to mo it's purty tol'blo ohooky of you,
mister, to take it for granted you'd be
asked to stay."
"1 thought, madam
"I'm a talkin' now," said the widow,
sharply. "To begin right straight at
the beginning, wo t'on t know nothing
I on may be a bank bur
a oounicrloitor, lor all wo
Bpainngly questioned l'avne. "How g'ar or
am i to find her 1 know.
"Inquire," lcspondcd Mr. Warden, "My references, madam "
as he shut up his knifo and replaced it "Yes, I know," said tho widow,
"i his vest pocket. "Go to Maizo "And tliein very references is most
Ford lln, m., stago coach through likely forged. But I'm willin' to be
in one day. Ask for the widow lcaonablo. How old be vim?'
Buck s ! Bless my heart I Nothing in
tho wide world could bu easier. I
have always heard that people got
gooa tood tncro and comtortable beds.
And Maizlo Ford is a perfect little
parndiso when once you get there."
"well," saul rayne, deiectcdlv, "it
.ecins, a wild goose chase, but. I've a
mind to try it. A man can but como
pack again,
it-was rather early in tho season for
tho conventional operation known to
M10 American public as "summering,'.'
nut I'erclval J'aync, being a bachelor
of independent fortune and cultivated
tastes, lelt that he could do as he
pleased, And it was rather a luxury
to anticipate tho first mad rush of
travel, when all tho seats are engaged,
ine cosy corner taken and tho most do
sirablo points ot observation usurped.
C- 1. , ,1 1 .
00 iiu pucKuu uis vause, jata up ins
fishing tackle, laid in a great store of
J 1 . . . : 1 . -,
vr.iyoiin mm suemning paper, ana
started for the far Northern wilderness
ot Mai.le Ford.
ut course thu tram was late tranif,
are always late and it was 1 o'clock
111 the afternoon wnon Mr. Paviie
lounu nimseit perched up in an open
box wagon alongside- of two trunks ;
a package ot salt codhsh, a mail bag
una a pretty girl, with eyes as soft as
black pools of water, aud one of those
old, friugy hats of black straw all cov
cied with loops and ribbons that makes
people look so picturesque.
" W here do wo meet tho stago 7 '
said Mr. Payno, as he settled himself
m as to inconvonienco his pretty little
iicignuor a9 ntiio as possible.
1 he driver stared at him.
"This 'ero'u tho stago," said he.
"Git up, Sorrel!"
Air. l'ayno slatted.
"But stages have tops." said ho.
"This 'erii stago don't," savs
driver.
It was a trying situation steep up
didn't know, when you wrolo nib that
you wcro so well suited with tho ac
commodations hoto '
"That I was suiting mvsolf for lifn."
.interrupted Payno. "But you see that
such was tho fact."
Aud Mr. Payne, secretly wondering
it that tfas tho way they managed
things in Elaine, answered meekly
"1 wo and thirty.
"Ever been married before 1" sharp
ly questioned the widow.
"Certainly not, madam ! I am a
shiglo man I" answered Mr. Payne,
jviui a UBiiuabio spark 01 indignation
in his manner.
"Any business?'' went on his eate-
qhisl.
"None, madam.
'Well, I liko that," said tho widow.
with a scornful sniff. "Liko yonr im
pudence to como here and own to such
a disgrace as that ! Expect to livo on
me, hoy V
"Madam !" gasped poor Mr. Payne.
"How d'yo supposo you'ro over going
lb keen mv Naomi, nvrtn if T nllnwpd
you to marry her!" sharply went on
tho yoman,"what I shant do,and don t
you think it ! Sho don't care for you,
anyway 1 When she hoard you was
coming sho made up her mind to stop
off at Catley's Dam, just to get rid of
1 no sight ot you. There I bo just pick
up your traps and go back again in
1 11c way you come 1 louwont nover
bo a son-in-law of mine,
Italian Doctors
The Oolobor Century contains somo
amusing nxpcrlcuoo of "A Foreigner in
Floronoo," who Bays of Italian doctors i
"Physicians have, liko judges of tho
criminal courts, no social position and
noknowlodgo of medicine, according
to our ideas. Thoy are, as a rule, far
behind tho age. They still cling blind
ly to bleeding, unless thoy have
changed during tho last few years,
and weaken their patients by thu old
system of dieting. I havo aeon eases
conducted with such ignorance of tho
commonest laws of nature as would
mako any of our physicians faint with
horror. Heat, starvation and dirt aro
their gonoral remedies for almost every
thing. In oases of scarlet fover, which
arc not common, however, thoy order
tho doors and windows to bo carefully
shut, that no breath of air may get to
the pationt absolutely drawing tho
bed curtains around .thoin ; forbid
washing of any description, oven to tho
hands aud face, and no cbango of bed
or body linen during the entire illness.
"lhero is ono malady provalcnt in Italy
which 1 sincerely believe to bo produ
ced, nino times out of ton, by these
doctors, and that is miliary foyer. Un
less a patient's symptoms 111 tho begin
ning of an illness indicates tho disease
very clearly, the doctor, on tho princi
ple of 'when in no doubt play trumps,'
pronounces it 'miliaro' ; but there Do
ing no eruption, which is an evidence
of that disease, thoy regard it as sup
pressed, and so, very dangorous. Then
thoy proceed to produce a rash by cov
ering the poor sufferer with as many
blankets as he can bear, excluding
every breath of air from tho room (can
ning him, so to speak), and then for
bidding any nourishment saving the
weakest of weak broths. Novv, as this
special fover is usually brought ou by
overheating, and consequently bo treat
ed by a cooling system, they succeed
in producing tho disease in its full glory
rash and all, and thoy Mien set about
curing it, which of course, becomes a
doubtful undertaking, so weak is the
patient from heat and fasting.
"A friend of mine, spending a few
weeks in Florence, was taken ill with
what proved afterward to bo an inter
nal cancer. Sho sent for Doctor Z
ono of tho most noted of the Florcutino
doctors. It was August and very hot.
and his orders were not only to shut
the air and cover herself with blankets,
but to remain entirely immovable not
even raising her hand to brush a lly
away, and then, becoming nearly
crazy with nervousness and weakness,
she sent for an English physician. If
you had seen his look of horror when
fie came into tho room !
Open the window,' he almost shout
ed ; 'tako off those coverings ; get
right up, ana Ho on tho sota. In a
week you will bo ablo to go on to Par
is.
"And 111 a week she did go on to
Pans. '
"Tho Italians love medicine, and
have tho greatest faith in il. Thoy
tako it not only for every littlo ailme.it
but alter a ht 01 anger or gnet.
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Local fidvnrtlnrmrntfl two dollars tier Inch far
thrco Insertion, and at that rata for additional
Inacrtlom without reference to length.
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Trans ent or Local notice, ten cents ft line, retro-
lar adcrtlMmcnts bull rates.
Cards In thn llualnea Directory" column, one
dollar a year for each line.
Bi.ioiiTEU Antich'ations. A color-
cd man o'er whoso head nbout sevoaty
summers had passed, was quietly but
earnestly wrestling with a watcrmolon
near tho market, when ho waa disturb
ed by thu apnearanco of a small boy of
his color. Tho boy sat down on a
box and looked grudginly at tho
melon, nnd the old man looked np at
him and queried :
"Young man, I reckons I could givo
you half dis niellyon an' hab plenty
cit."
"Thanks, uncle."
"But I shan't do it, kaso it might bo
0 spilin' of ye. In do fust place, do
law am plain an' ci'ar on do p int dat
what I leave bohind goes to my
natcral heirs. In dc second place, a
pusson without nntlcipashun tnus' bo
Irollully onhappy. As da caso now
stand you anticipate. 1'ou anticipate
dat halt dis ycru niellyon will stuff mo
full an1 I'll havo to leave all do rest.
You anticipate dat I'll git choked on
do seeds, or git sun-struck, or bo
tacked by do colic As do mcllyon
gradually disappears you'll anticipate
dat I won't gnaw do rinds worry olus.
s do rinds disappear you'll console
yersclf wid do iack dat do toeds am
elt. As I wrap do soedb up in my
haudkerchiof you'll rockon on liokiu'
do bo'd whar' do niellyon waa out an'
oaten, but if I lif up dat bo'd an' gin
ye a whack on do back ye'll anticipate
bettor dan to crowd in wnar ye an t
wanted. Now yon skip!" M Quad.
An Indian's Ultimatum-
Senator Vest and Dolegato Maginnis
of tho Indian commission, relumed
lately from St. Mary's mission, Bitter
Root Valley, at the Flathead agency
Missonla,Montana. Tho Indians refused
Bill while widow Buck was volubly to sell any portion of their reserve or to
itiovu 10 anouicr reservation, inoy
said they had no grievances and wero
uttering ineso last glib sentences a
faint light began to dawn ou Mr,
Payne's semi-obscured brain.
"1 think, Mrs. Buck," said he, "that
you must bo laboring under a little
misapprehension. My name is Per
cival Payno. I am from Boston. I
was recommended hero, as eligible
Doanung piace, uy iur. warden, ot 15
Peppermint place."
iUrs. liuok nearly dropped her lamu
111 t;oiiHieiiiuiioii.
Just m Time. Any day in Sum
mer ono may moot around tho lorry
dock an old lako Captain who waa
onco crossing Saginaw Bay in his
schooner with such a galo howling
after him that 10 one expected tho
craft to reach harbor. As the galo
reached its climax, the Captain an
nounced to the mate besido him :
"Mr. Thomas, if wo como safe out
this I am dono with whiskey."
The mate said it was tho same with
him, and tho Captain presently con
tinued :
"And I'll nover uttor another oath."
Tho mate agreed to also stop sweir-
mg, and this warmed tho old man up
to promise :
"And 1 solemnly declare, Mr. Thom
as, that 1 11 leave ou chewing .and
smoking.''
"Thero's auother thing, Captain,"
shouted tho mate after awhile.
"What's that?"
"You might promiso to leavo off ly-
ng-
'Yes, 1 hold on hold on I JNo, I'll
be hauged if I do 1 Thero's bluo sky
over there and wo vo seen tho worst ot
it I Git thoso men on deck ready to
put her about, and if you over tell any
body of this I'll pulverizo you to a
jelly 1" Detroit Free Press.
Bill Arp's Idea of the Change System in
Foutics.
One timo Micro was an old tramp go-
iug around perusing tho country and
tooling tho people out ot a living, nnd
one day ho got tho odor of a good din
ner as he nearcd the farm house, and
so ho pretended he was a clock-tinker,
and tho unsuspecting old farmer got
him to work on his clock for his dinner.
Well, ho got his dinner first, and then
told tho old man to stand up in front
of tho clock and watch tho awing of
tho pendulum, and every timo it went
backwards and forwards to keep time
witli his hand nnd say : "Hero she goes
and there sho goes, while lie (the
tramp) would stand back at tho door
and get tho beat of it by his ear, and
to tell whether it was going too fast or
too slow. So the old man stood up aud
began his littlo soug j "Here sho goes
and there sho goes; hero she goes and
there sho goes," and ho kept ,it up
nbout ten minutes, and on looking
highly pleased with their agent, Konan. !"",oum, nhe founi1 tho was gone.
All they desired was to keep whisky l oflioo-seekors scheme and the
away from their young men. Tho bt.
keep
Ignatius mission schools, also on tho
reservation, were visited by the com
mission. 1 no schools aro well con
ducted by Sistors of Charity and priests.
About nity Indian girls nnd tho same
number of boys aro being educated, and
inoy snow remarkable pronciency in
tho different classes. Senator Vest
the
Well, I uover 1" said she. instantlv
Hinging the door wido open. "Please speaks highly of teachers and pupils.
10 walk in, sir. I'll send tho bov out ino council at at. Mary's mission
after the trunks and things in half a was rather dramatic, Charlos, a Flat-
minute. I bei vour n.inlnn. Tm tir hoad chief, with n fow hundred In.
lull part of tho way nud steep down- for mistaking you for Pcleg Driggs, I dians, has stea.lily refused to go upon
11111 uiu rest, wiui me coansu ana man irom Jewell, as was comm' hero after a reservation, ino inilians cultivate a
Naomi 1 Sho works in tho Lowell mills. I few ranches, but aro steadily growing
Naomi does, To think how I over poorer, and tho valloy is thickly settled
could mako such a bluuder ! Do walk hy whites. Tho reservation Indians
in, sir." I and tho whites want theso Indians re-
tud Mr. Pavno was momntlv in. moved to a rosorvaticn, to avoid antic-
troduced to a delightful littlo "intori- ipatod trouble. In tho council Senator
plot and toot first ono horn and then
another and then another and bob up
serenely liko a kildeo on a clod of dirt
until they get an olllce, and about tho
time they get fixed in it good, and
havo their feet on tho banisters, and a
pipo in their mouth, a cbango has to be
liiatle and over thoy go. "Here she
goes and there sho goes."
bag alternating tumbling into Mr,
Payno s lap and tho pretty girl laugh
njg in uer ntuuvu ui ins uinuarrassment
"I'm very rude, I know," said she.
"but if you'd tio that codfish to the
back of tho wagon with vour fishing-
lipo it wouldn't trouble you so much,' or" of red carnet. round tahln onron Vest and Delegate Maeinnis sat onno- ty-soven were killed in the
"A, good iden," said Payne briskly, for tea. shaded lamnlifhr. n,i sito tho chief. Throucrh an interm-ntm- mine disaster in February.
"Thanks, very much, for suggesting of logs 011 an opon hearth, in l.rm nut Senator Vest oxplained his mission. es roported "fifty or moro"
the damp of tho summer ovnninrr Charlos. who is a noted brave, 'gazed winter floods at ouo time. Tot
"I've traveled over this road before," After 10 o'clonk. wlmn tim nni.!n,i I defiantly at tho senator for ji mntnnnt. I iu April and May killed nca
said tho pretty girl, laughing,
"Are you going to juaizlo l' ord !
said Mr. Payne, with a sudden gleam
ot animation.
traveler was in bed, in a pretty littlo
room, whero Micro was an eight day
. 1 -1 . ! . .1 , 0 . J
uniuiv in .i ciieny wood case, and a
o.nvnnt. mmm if ur........ l. I I
''No i said the prutty girl, "to Cat, tho opening and shutting of doors
ooiow, ino clear sound of a
I.o9 of Appetite, Ileailnche, Ueprri
Ion, Inillceatlon itml Cuuellpiitloii, nil-
lousncaa, 11 Hallow l'nco, Dull I:jcb, and
ft lllotclictl Skin, aro among thu symptoms
which Indlcato that tho Liver Is crjlnt; for
aid.
Ayer's Pills,
Hit oHmnUtn thn I.ttpr to nroiKr action.
and correct nil thoso troubles. Ouo or moro
of theso Villa should bo UVen dally, uuttl
health Is fully estnbllthcd. Thotuauds tes
tify to their great merit.
No family can afford to bo without Avuu'a
fllKPABED UY
Dr.J.C.Aycr&Co.,Lowoll,Ma83.
Sold by all Druggists.
AINWIUailT & CO.'
ley's Dam.'
"Perhaps you know something
iiuour, iu.mie rordT hazarded our
hero.
"Oh, ytu," said the nymph with thu
dark eyes. "It's a lovely place. I
u$cd to livo thoro boforo I went into
tlo factory at Catloy s.
"Uo you know tho Widow Buck r
he asked, with interest.
"Very well," nodded the pretty girl.
-i tun going mere to oqk lor
btpard, said Mr. Payno.
"I hopo you 11 be huh(,,' said the
SI"-
And they began to talk about the
tall, bluo oivstod mountains, whiuh
were liugtuiiing to oloso in around
tl'ein.
lho dowyeved damsel had read
Longfellow ; Bho knew all about
I hojeau j oho was oven
kin, and sho ex preened
graco and spirit, whioh set
to, wondering u all tho Mania girls
wero- equally cultivated and beauti-
I fill.
, And then the 'codfish tumbled down
auew,
familiar
voieo-7-tho vo'co of his black-eyed
uiivuiiiiir coinpauion,
Well, mother, did ho comu f hn
asked.
"l'eleg didn t conn." aaid Mm Wid.
ow Buck. "But a voun' irentlemtm
from tho lily came. And don't you
b'levu Naomi, I took him for Peleg,
.inn peppeica awav at mm woll !
"(i, mother, what w 1 hn tliink ?"
cried tho softer young voico.
.i ....1... 11. . ,
"L ilSKUll Ills liai'dOII. ol itmiivn.
said tho old lady. "And he took it
an as a joko.
and then began his reply : He said ;
"Wo aro poor and weak. Yon want
to place your foot upon our neck and
grind our face in tho dust. But I will
not go. I will go to tho plains."
"JNez I'erccs Joseph tried to goto
tho plains,' broko 111 benator Vest.
"Iboro are no plains now. Thu white
men aro as thick as leaves from ocean
to ocean. If you do not get a tillo to
your lands hero, liko white men, sol
diers will como somudav and ldacn vnu
. - - -
upon a rotcrvatior.
"iiy lianas ana tnoso 01 mv icon 0
are freo from the white man's blood,"
said Charlos. "When tho Ncz Perces
eamo hero wo protected tho whites,
Why does lho whitu man tako his
heart from
It really begins to look as though tho
trembling and quaking old earth is not
a very sate place to livo 111. To most
people, however, emigration out of it
h attended with such certain uncer
tainty, as it were, that few care to has
ten their departure. But look baok
through the year and see what a record
of disaster it has mado. Hero at homo
we may start with tho burning of tho
Newhall House, in January. Seven-
Braid wood
Despatch-
drowned in
nadoes
rly three
hundred. Decoratiou day brought tho
Brooklyn Bridge disaster. Recently
wo hare tho Carlyon disaster, the Min
nesota tornado, aud many minor casu
alties; including tho Riverdale, explo
sion ou tho Hudson. Look, too, at the
great calamities abroad. By tho sink
ing of the Cimbria four hundred and
thirty-tour lives wero lost 5 floods iu
Germany nnd Hungary caused the
loath of two hundred ; thu burning 01
the circus in Poland killed two hun
dred and sixty--sight : tho Mt. Ararat
Avalanche killed out) hundred and fif
ty ; huglish hshiiig-tleet disasters thrco
hundred and seventy-llirto : explosions
at isessieres, 1 ranee, and bcutari,
three hmulred ; the lauueu disaster at
Glasgow one hundred and fifty ; in the
us now !" Then he took
off his hat, throw it upon the floor, I Ischia eartliquakh perished, accotdiug
And wlien 1'e o' h mse 1. Mm imvt. stamped upon it and. with blazing eves ' estimates, 110111 two thousand to
I -m. . " . I T 1 . I ...... 1 11. 1
gazing upon ."senator vest, snouted : eignt inous.iiui ; enoiera nas carrieu oil
day put in an appearance, ho was Bnm
mnrily dismissed, whilo -Mr. Percival
Payno and the fair Nuomi wero mttiog
by a trout pool 111 thf cool woods
hulim : for V Winn l.'nmtr fill faKittit
"P 'J' 1(!13- haunts and nooks of the neighborhood, Senator Vei
herself with and handled a fishing.polo most skill- ohioftain, in 1;
ot Mr. Paynu fully. 0 bis own, that 1
WHOLESALE aUOCER'S,
I'llJLADKLVHIA
rBA.B.BYHUPS.COl'raC.SUClAlt, MULASHLH,
KlCat, brlCIS, BICiHB HOIii. Ac, ic.
N. E. corner second nnd Arch strceiu,
Mrordere win receive promptattenuati
.Mp. l'ayno iked Ma zln Ford, and
stayed there nil summer, and as thoro
wcru several boarders in tho utono
linilKf. Aftaa XT.....t nAHnl...l.1 .
again and had to bo tightened auow. .7,V. r"? ?? r.
ami by. that time thev had como to X? l07t,nd help 1 r S
te"1 ; IS ,vrnUJf.t0SU.,0ntily . VlU 0f wU tll louHovork i ami when "...
wu,.p, nmuii uiu iiiivui nuiii vnis tlinill oanm aim
which tho driver
"Catley's Dam" upon whioh tho pretty
gin uisapi enrott into tno pivrplo twi
light mid Mr. l'ayno nnd M10 codtMi
wont on, sorrowful, much jultcd nnd
alouo.
A glimiu-u of thu beautiful Mmal.
loway river by moonlight ; Mm cry of
".wiW.PUlt V me wooas i tho noiso ol
muiicii c.'iiuimi K 1 a Ullir ot 1 uhted
1 - a ' -
was rai car'f-il 1 r Air.
Percival Payno.
"The sweetest wild 1'owcr in all the
Northern wiod," h wrote- onth'tuhs
uoally to his frlend Waideti.
Warden went uu to M.dzl.i It'm.l.
He was introduced to Miss Naomi.
Uo ng..-ced with his friend.
"Shu'a a litMo jewel," said ha "You
aro a lucky fellow, Payno. But 1
"j ou may tako Charlos to a reservation
but there will bo no breath in his mm.
tills I Charlos will bo dead. He will
never go theru alive.
Vest nnsweied the lawny
angungo as emphatic ns
ho must obov tho white
man's law ns implicitly as did the white
inati 5 if ho ditl not ho must go where
tho government chooses to send him.
lioiorc the council broko up Charlos
agreed to gT) to Washington with
Agent Konan, and talk tho matter with
tlo Great Father,
A sceptic who was badgering a sim
ple minded old man about miracles
and Hammi s ua, linally said : "How
W it p'jt-Kiblo for .111 tins to talk liko n
man?" "Woll," replied tho honest
old believer, with meaning umphasic,
"I don't see why it ain't ns easy for an
,tss to talk liko a man as it is for a man
to talk like an nss,
12,000 in Egypt ; and now aa a crown
ing hoi ror, is tho great eruption of Java,
whereiiy to obyjuu ts.uuu no one can
tell ho w many thousands aro wallow
ed up. It's a lecord that almost stag
gers faith iu tho benifieeuce of the
world. Jiiitfalo Express.
Tm; SiihitiKr'. A man who was
much harassed by his creditors related
a very stiango dieam that be bid
had. 'I dreamed that I was dead.' be
said. I thought that I passed awav
peacefully and calmly, and when tho
mist cleared away from before my
eyes I was iu tliat better land whore
tlie weury tiro supposed to bo at rest.
I was fpueohless with joy and lor a
moment stooil enraptured with tho
Ix-mitilul scene that met my eyes aud
thu angel music that came to my
ears. Then I started down lho golden
street and tho first man I mot was tho
shciiff. Mithlletown 2Vinscript,