Prof. Brewer's Report on Oereals. Profwor W. II. Ilrowor, of Now Ilaven, Conn., special ngont of tlio Census Olliee, Iins completed his re port on the cereal products of tlio Uni ted States. It will make n voltuno of 1G5 paces of tlio size of tlio Congress tonal Kecovd Tlio Superintendent of tlio Census has just received proof sheets of the report. The volume, in addition to a great fund of statistical information, will contain a history of cereals in which will ho discussed clah oratoly tho varioties, clmiigcs of seed, physical and ohemical characters, rela tions of grain to moisturo, hygroscopio characters, chemical composition, cost nud methods of production, mishaps to crops, diseases and insects injurious to grains. There will nNo ho a history of Amcrlcnn agriculture containing a dis cussion of mixed fanning, land tenure, implements and machinery, relations of cereal production to live stock crowing and tho movement aud handling of grain. Below aro given certain inter eating fncts and information compiled from tho report : Tho total prodiictbn of tho six prin cipal cereal grains in the United States for tho census year nmoitnts in round numbers to 2,098,000,01)0 bushels, an KVcrago of .3.8 bushels per head of the population, and an inereaso of over 0 1 jior cent, since 1370. It is an interest ing fact that this increase is not chief ly duo to tho cultivation of tho new land in tho West and Morthwest, but it Ls moro largely duo to gain m farm ing regions already occupied in 1870. The fables of production show that tho chioJ gain is in regions for somo timo in cultivation and on lands ranging in valuo from 30 per aero and upward. Tho grain consumption per capita in tlio United States is a fraction over 40 bushels but in Europo it is less than 18 bushels. It is 13 bushels in Austria, 30 in Denmark, 24 in France, 23 in Germany, 28 in Groat Brittain, 6 in Holland, 9 in Italy, 17 in Kussia and 7 in Spain. Tho crop of five contiguous States, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, ilisssouri and Iowa, amounts to over 50 per cent, of all our grain. Most of tho grain in tho United States is grown in regions where mix ed farming is practiced, and on farms of moderate sizo. By mixed farming, Professor Brewer means tho growing of gjeen and grain crops and tho pro duction of animals on the same farm. Tho tables of distribution by topo graphical features show that the "prai rie region" produces over 37 per cent, or about three-eighths of the whole. Tho "central region" follows. Theso two produco nearly as much as all tho other nineteen topographical divisions into which thoy are dividod for this investigation. Jiacb. of tho grams has its largest prouueuon ai an eiovation ol between 600 and 1,000 feet above tho level of the sea, where over .52 per cent, of tho wnoie product is grown. Uvcr 90 nor cent, ot tho grain of the country is grown between the elevation of 100 and 1,500 feet. Tho production of bread-iri-jiins lm longs diiedy to tho belt where, owing iu miners coia, oomioris aro secured only by labor. A littlo less than 70 per cent, of tho wholo grain production is in regions whero the mean temperature of Janu ary is below 30 degrees, and nearly Uiree-fourtlis whero tho average for that month is below freezing point. Over 40 per cent, is produced whero me annual temperature is between 45 and 50 degrees; 74 per cent, where it w oeiween and 00 degrees; and over 81 per cent, where it is between 40 and 00 degrees. Thirty per cent, is produced whom tho annual rain-fall is 40 and 45 inches; GO per cent, whero it is between 35 and 45 inches; 85 per cent, whero it is be tween ou aim ou menus; ami u 1 per cum, wnerc it is netween 25 and 55 inches. 1 orty-seven per cent, is produced wuuiu mo mean ,iuiy temperature is between 75 and 80 degrees; and 80 per cent, whero it is between 70 and 80 de grees. In all the greater grain urowiuc States, except Pennsylvania, more than lour-nttiis ot the gram farms aro farm ed by their owners. Prof. Brewer says that it is very probable, in tho light of all our present knowledge, that not less than 80, and probably moro than 85 per cent, of tho total irrain produced in the United States, ono year witu anoiner, is grown upon farms which aro occupied and managed bv their owners. Tho grcator portion of me gram is grown on iarmsof over 100 acres. Journal of Commerce. Don't be in a Hurry. Don't bo iti a hurry to marry young , man ; and don't bo lantern-jawed be cause somo girl won t havo you. No doubt sho will go through tho woods and tako a crookod stick after all. Sho wants Apollo and Croesus and Solo mon and Moses in one modern vouncr man ; hear us shout, sho will noverlind mm. At all events you nro good as new, with your bachelor days before you j with life what it can only bo to a Ireo young man. Timo enough for putting off a laudlord, apologizing to iuu uuicner aim paying tlio milkman, iinio cuougti lor everything that poor man has to euduro when ho is a married one. llich fellows aro seldom refused by that sort of a girl. Sho mado big eyes at you, pretended to think so much of you, accepted all your attentions and ail your presents, and then was, "So much surprised I Oh dear, yes I Novcr dreamt you were any. thing but a friend. No mattor. Tho bright oyes that won you, the golden nair, tno pretty teelli, were the eyes, the hair, tho teeth of youth. Tho heari was hard, and cold and cruel. You liavo lost nothing, and somo day, when sue is lorty you may meet her again anu wonner now you ever cared so much for a woman ; for, by that time her true soul will havo written itself on her features, 110 lonirer softened bv ear ly girlhood, and you will bo glad that sue (iiuu l navo you. Oan't Drown. A good swimmer can't drown him self on purpose. IIo may think ho can and go to try ; but tno man doesn't liv who can help swimming if ho is able just as soon as ho begins to choke such is tlio opinion ot an old sailor who adds : "How many times wo hear of folks 'changing their minds after thoy get under water, and of course there'u lots that never let on what they meant to do. When you hear about a Hincider weighting liimsell with lead or something, and tho paper says it was done to hide tho corpso, don't you bo nuve it- oiiuii jjuibuuh iuu jjuu'i bwhii morn, who know perhaps trotn ox poriwno that they've got to havo a lieu to Keep muni unuui. Notice in a Hobokuu ferryboat. "Tho seats in this cabin aro reserved for la dies. Gentlemen uro request not to occupy them until tho ladies aro seated." Duchatian'a Love Story- MOItK TKSriMONY AS TO TIIK SK.NTIJIKNT.U. i.iki: oi' Tin; iiAciim.ott I'ur.sinr.NT. (From the llarrlsbtnv Imleiciidcnt) A story now nlloat to tho effect that James liuchnnatt, whito minister to England in 1851-55, becaino enamored of a lady of rank, is denied bv Georgo Ticknor Curtis. Mr. Curtis says Mr. Buchanan was in lovo hut once, and promises in tho forth coming memoirs to give the facts ot mat incident, in lHM Air. iJitolmiiaii was a young lawyer aud an ardent Federal politician prnctioihtr at tho oars ot I. ancacter and Lebanon CounJ ties. Ho fell in lovo with tho daughter of Hubert Coleman, then a rich iron mas ter, and tho founder of tho Coleman families of Lebanon mid Lancaster Counties. The Coleman's had an an tipathy to tho young lawyer and rising politician, opposing an alliance through marriage. Miss Anna Coleman enter tained ditlerent views on tho subicct. Sho received her admirer with favor, but in doinir so had to confront the bit ter opposition of her family. At this time Mr. Buchanan represented Lan caster County in tho Legislature, lie tween Miss Cotemau and a Miss Ohl, of Lancaster, there was a close intima cy. The latter, who secretly disliked Mr. Buchanan, was ready and artful enough for any intrigue to estrange tho lovers. Knowing that Mr. Buchan an would arrivo from Ilarrisbing on a certain evening, Miss Ohl bantcringly told Miss C. that ho would call on her first, when ho reached Lancaster. This was regardod as preposterous by Miss C, who nevertheless, accepted tho ban ter and tho mater so rested. That evening Miss O. mado it a point to bo near tho otiico when thu statu stopped on its arrival from Harrisburg, and the moment Air. it. emerged sho seized his arm, insisting that ho must accompany her home, protesting that sho had an important communication to make to him. Refusal was of no avail to a brilliant young woman, impelled by a subtle motivo to achicvo success in her adventure. And tho young statesman was literally drairced in the mealies prepared for him by his artful deceiver. Ho went with the lady and his going lorcver scaled his life in loncliiiecss. Miss Ohl kept Mr. Buchanan at her homo until an hour too lalo for him to jail at tho Colcuiau mansion, and sho managed to let her friend, Miss C, know whero he was. At a proper hour the next day Mr. Buchanan called on Miss C, to bo coldly told that sho nev er again desired to see him, and to havo the door rudely closed to him. That Jay jjliss U. s brother took her to I'hil adelphia by privato conveyance. Once out of Lancaster the yountr. lady re pented her rudeness and her rashuess ; ovcrcomo by reiuorso for what sho had done, as the story always ran, sho re sorted to poison ; and thus in what was a heartlesss deception, a puro love cul minated in a rueful disaster, which end ed tho life of one of tho lovers aud cast a shade of gloom over the other, as he passed from one station to another to find himself beforo hu died standing on the top round of the ladder of fame, trotn which he could look with disdain on the persecutors of his young man hood. Alono in a narrow lot, surrounded by a fence which excludes all other burial, aud beneath a ponderous sarcophagus, tho remains of James Buchanan rest in a Lancaster cemetery. As he lived so ho is buried alone. He never looked with favor, such as men feel who look into the eyes of other women, but those of tho choico of his youth, and her im age lie cherished through life. The Egg Machine- rami, Held and Fltvblde. Tho lion is literally an egg machine, her chief purpose being tho production of ores. Like any other kind of ma chine, sho must have the raw material witli which to manufacture her prod ucts, and unless her wants aro fully supplied she will bo valuable only ac cording to tho degree .in which sho is used, alio has also a limit to nor ca pacity, and should not bo expected to perform service beyond her ability, but should, howover, be kept in con stant running order so long as sho is needed by her owner. Tho materials upon wmcn sno snouiu woik roust vary according to the requirements of the manufactured article, and as her in stinct teaches her how to select, all that is necessary is to place within her reach that which she desires and ev erything will be well. To produce an caa the hen must have a certain kind of fcod for tho volk, or fat portion, known as the car- boanccous, and for'the whito sho needs food rich in nitrogen, from which sho makes albumen. For the shell she needs lime, while mauy other substan ces enter into tlio composition which it is unnecessary to detail, tho omission of any of them being detrimental to good work on her part. Thus, whilo wo mav feed a hen liberal! v. annaient- ly by omitting to allow that which is needed to complete tho process, sho may remain idle for want of a single substance, though fully supplied with overythini' else. Sho often prives indi cations of her wants, fortho"soft-sholl-ed eggs," occasionally noticed admon ish tho breeder that lime in somo shapo is needed. Tho change of color in tho comb aud wattles, tho drooping of the wings and tho anxious nervous appoar anco aro all signs that something is radically wrong, for when tho product' ivo organs aro not healthy tho vigor of the iowl is likowiso attcctcd by such de rangement. How important it is then, to endcav or to keep different kinds of raw ma terial within reach of tho hen in order to realize from her nil that sho can do as an egg machine She is specially adapted lor that purpose, aud her health is better when sho is in good laying condition than at any other timo. livery machino sooner or later wears out, and to keen them in workiiitr or der thoy are oiled and carefully watch ed, but tho hen attends to her own de tails if supplied with material, as sho is a living factory for egg production, If alio wears out sho supplies her placo witli her descendants and is ever ready to act well her part if her owner will do likewise. Plant fruit trees, and when vou havo enough and to sparo, sow or plant tim ber trees. They will servo a double purpose. First, thoy will protect tho fruit, besides proving of inestimable valuo for fencing and other purposes. Give tho tall kind tho preference. Ono half an aero has been known to fur nish tho fencing material for a farm of two hundred acres lor lorty years, with out any mrterial diminution One thousand Ireo can bo easily grown to the acie. A Dublin uowspapcr contained tho following : "I hereby warn all persons iroiu trustingmy wiiuJU'en flaiiuagau on my account as l am not married to THE COLUMBIAN AND How Ho Won Her. "I tell you, sir," Indignantly exclaim ed Colonel Wcbloy,ndlresslng n young man who aspired to tho hand of his only child, "that I shall novcr give my couscnt to a union which I know would bo unhappy." "Wo lovo each other," replied young BalchuiL "Lovo bu eternally blowcd I So I could have said years ago. 1 was devoted to tho woman I married, mid sho was devoted to mo." "You have lived happily with each other, havo you not I'' "Happilyl" tho Colonel contemptuously repeated. "I didn't havo money enough to insure happiness. Even In Arkansas a man must havo money. His wife may be devoted to him, but if ho falls to pro vido thoso little delicacies which make life so enjoyablo to a woman sho will speak of this sad lack of comfort, and instead of attributing it to financial inability, will rogard it as willful neg lect. At times she will bo melting with affection and vow that your love is all that sho cares for in this world, but when some ono who in worldly goods seems so richer than yourself rides in a buggy with his wife, sho loses sight of the great sustaining love and hankers after tangible nll'cction, a street display of love.' I am u young man of energy and good business ca pacity. I can work aud earn money.'' "No use in prolonging this conversa tion. I have told you that you shall not marry my daughter. I shall keep a closo watch, and if I seo you hero again I shall act with violence. " "Well, Colonel," said tlio young man, with firmness, "as tho gentler resources havo failed, I am compelled to adopt the last resort. Somo time ago, before you suspected that I was attached to your daughter, you borrowed S10 of me. Do not wince, sir ; hear mo though. You thought I had forgotten the transac tion, but I hadn't Now, sir, I intend to marry your daughter. If you per sist in annoying mo I shall dun you for the monoy cyery timo I seo you." Tho Colonel sat for a moment in deep thought. Finally ho said : ''Say, Bob, don't say anything moro abouttuo $10; lend me $5 more nud take tho girl. A New Mechanical Law. According to tho Philadelphia Jlec ord Mr. Edward Bromiley, a young machinist and pattern-maker, who re sides with his family in a modest little dwelling at No. 212 Sellers street, Frankford, claims to have discovered a new mechanical law, tho application of which will enable him to increase a hundred fold tho power of any machino from a clock to a steamboat without using an ounce more of fuel than usual or driving the motor power any faster than ordinary. Hitherto both theoret ical and practical machinists havo con tended that it was an impossibility to invent a machino that would multiply tho power of an engino or motor, but Mr. Bromiley claims most cmphatical that ho has solved this problem, and that by applying tho new law of me chanics which he has discovered tho multiplication of power becomes an ac complished fact. Liko many other in ventors, Mr. Bromiley has reaped but littlo fortune from the success of his de vices. He invented tho pulseometer pump and tho system of brakes now used on the freight cars of the Penn sylvania railroad company, but in both iustances was made to suffer by getting into the hands of unscrupulous patent lawyers, who managed to capture the oyster of his inventions, leaving him only the shell. He is extremely cau tious in regard to his new and great discovery, and says if any sharpers get tho best of him it will bo entirely his own fault. Is Oliolcra Contagious ? Dr. Decaisne, tho medical contribu tor to La France, combats tho notion that cholera is contagious "a theory," ho says, "eutliely unsupported by any thing worthy ot thu namo ol prool and which tends to create unnecessary aud mischievous alarm.'' Ho quotes, in the course of his remarks, a character Ori ental legend or parable with a very ob vious moral : "A traveller on hoiso back riding from Boyrouto to Damas cus met on his road a hideous old wo man in rags, who asked him to allow her to ride behind him on tho crupper of tho saddle. "Who are vou V he asked. "I am the Black Death," was the answer. Horrified though ho was, ho dreaded tho creaturo's anger, so ho offered to tako her to Damascus on condition that she would not kill any one there. This condition sho icjected as impossible, but she engaged to kill only a limited number, and alter a cer tain amount of bargaining, tho number was hxed at sixty. Isoxt day litteen persons died of the plague in Damas cus ; tho day after, thirty, and tlio day alter, that again, sixty. lhe traveller went in a stato of greatest exaspera tion to tho spot where tho bpirit ot the Pestilenco told him sho was to bo found, and indignantly reproached her with her breach ot faith. "1 kept my promise, she answered; "1 killed hi- teen persons tho first day, twenty tho second and twenty-five thu third. All tho others died of fright." Hoot Ueeu. To make root beer tako Barsaparilla (American), two pounds; spice wood, half a pound; gua lctini chips, ono pound; birch bark, ono quarter ot a nound; mmier, halt an ounce; hops, ouu ounce; sassafras, four ounces; l'nckly-ash bark, half an ounce. lioil for twelve hours over a modorato fire with sufficient water so that the re mainder shall measuro live gallons; to which add tincture of ginger, eight ounces; oil ot wmtcrgrccn, one ounce; alcohol, ono quart. '1 his iireventa fer mentation. To make root beer, lake of this decoction ouu quart; molasses eight ounces; water, two and a half gallons; yoaft, four ounces. This will soon lermcnt and produce a trood drinkable beverage. Thu root lieer should bo mixed, in waim weather, tho evening beforo it is used, nud can bo kept for use cither bottled or drawn by a common beer pump. Most people preter a small addition ot wild cnerry bitters or hot drops to tho nbovo beer. Tkm.inu a Siuxp's Aon. Lambs, until ono year old, havo eight teeth on tho lower jaw, about tho size of popcorn urains. At ono tlio two cen ter teeth fall out and aro ronlaccd by two larger (as large as grains of com mon corn.) Alter two years old anotn er largo tooth comes alongsido of tho two first. At three years old two more. This is an infallible rulo for do tcrmining a sheep's age up to thai per iod ot it! age. A wit bcinc asked, on the failure a bank, "wero you not upset t" replied "o ; I only lost my balance. "A pound of pluck is worth a ton o luck,'1 sass Dr. Weeds. A ton of luck (full weight) has howovor its charms. LEGAL BLANKS, ALWAYS ON HAND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. if nml if. "It you are suffering from poor health or languishing ono bed ot sickness, tako cheer, If you nro simply nlllng, or If you feel weak nhd tlNplrllrd, without clearly knowing why, Hop 'HllleiD Hill Biirily cure on," "It you nro Minister, nml have overtnxcil your 'self witli your pnstoinl duties, or n Mother, worn 'out with en ro and work, or n man of business or 'laborer weakened by tho ktruln of your every-day duties, or ft man of letters, tolling over your tnld. 'night work, Hop Hitters will surely strengthen you," "It you nro surtcilng 'from over -eating or 'drinking, nny lndlscre. 'Hon or dissipation, or 'ate joungnnd growing 'too fast, as Is often tho 'fttso." "or It you nro In the woikshop, on the 'fann; at the desk, anywhere, nnd feel 'that your system needs cleansing, toning, 'or stimulating, without Intoxicating, If 'j ou are old, blood thin nnd Impure, pulse 'feeble, nerves unsteady, faculties waning, 'Hop BlUt rs ls w hat J ou need fo give you 'new life, health, nnd vigor." If you nro rnstlvo or dspeptle, or suffer ing from nny other of tlio numeious ills esesotthe stomach or bowels, It Is your ow n fault If you remain 111. It you are wasting nw ny with any form of kidney iIHimw, slop tempting death this moment, nnd turn for a cure to Hop nutters. If J on aro slek with ttiat tcirlble sickness Nervousness, sou will tlnd a "Halm lu intend" In Hop lllttirs. It you nre a frequent er, or a tesldoiil of n iiilasm.itto district, barricade your system iigalnst tho ttcourgn of all countries ina luila, epidemic, bilious nnd Intermittent fevers by the uso of Hop Hitters. It you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad breath. Hop Hitters will give you fair skin, rich blood, the sweetest breath, nnd health. 3O0 will be paid for a caso they vt 111 not cure or help. That poor, bedridden. Invalid wife, sister, moth- f-r or daughter, can bo mado tlio picture of henlt h at ik iv uuiiu-sui nop iiiuers costing oui a trine. Oranges and Florida. lienor tlmii Mrcrzpn unit Ilinnsoiiin Under New I'lng, Even the balmy air nnd orange grovo ot Florida fall to keep Us people full of happiness nnd com fort. Ait must help nature everywhere In tho tropics ns amonir tho nines of tho North. "Ami chief nmong the blessings which nro adapted to all zones," writes Dr. J. D. Wallace, of I'ort Dade, Fla.. "Is Parker's Tonic. H seems to havo tho world for a field, and most ot tho current diseases j leld to Its action. I have used It In tho caso of a delicate nnd dyspertlc young lady, with tho most gratifying results. It seemed to accomplish, with ease what tho usual prescriptions and treatment for that mlserablo malady failed wholly to bring nbout. I am also glad to state that tho Tonic hasgrcatly re 1 loved me personally of n troublesome atonic con dition ot tho stomach ot long standing. It Is the Ideal purlllcr and invlgorniit." Messrs. Hiscox & Co. call especlcl attention to tho fact that after April 10, 1883, tho namo and Btylo of this preparation will hereafter bo Blmply nirxer's Tonic Tlio word "Ginger" ls droopped, for tho reason that unprincipled dealers arc con stantly deceiving their patrons by substituting Inferior preparations uuder the name of (linger: and asirlncrer lsan tinlmnnrtnnt tl.ivnrinir imrt-niii. ent In our Tonic, we are sure that our friends will nsreo with us .is to tho propriety of the change. There wtlt te no cliange, howeivr. in tho prepara tion itself, ; and all bottles remaining In tho hands of dealers, wrapped under the name of Paiikk's (IinukuTonio, "contain the genuine medlclno It tho signature ot Ihscox ; Co. Is at the bottom of out- muu wrapper. HAV-VHVIIH. I can recommend Kly's cream ll.um to all liny l-"eer suffer ers, It being, In my opinion, founded upon experience and n sure cure. 1 was atlllcusi with Hay Fever forsa years, nnd never be. fore found permanent relief. Wkcstku ii. IIaskins, Mnrshtlcld, vt. AlM'ly by little lln- for Into tlio nostrils, ly absorption it ef fectually cleanses the raPCUErniias.il passages ot ca- 1 tarrhal virus, causing healthy secretions. It allays lnilammatlon, pro tects the membranal linings of the head from ad. illtlonal colds, completely heals the sores nndie frtorcs tho bense of tasto and smell, ucncilcl.il re hults nro realized by a few applications. A thor ough treatment will cure, unequalled for colds In tho head Agreeable to use. f-end for circular. Hold by druggists, lly mall Me. n package fctamps. KLY 1IKOT1IURS, owego, S. Y. uug iu.iy u pARSOltfS' purgative piii.s MAKE NEW 1(1011 BLOOD, And will coinnletelv ehanzo tho blood In tlwen- ttio system In thrco months. Any person who will tako ono pill each night trom ono to twelve- weeks, in.ij oo iesioreu io sound neaun, u sucn n wing is iiossiDie. mr curing l emaio complaints ineso nils hnvo no coual. Physicians uso them in their practice. Sold everyw here, or sent by mall for!!5 cents In stamps. Send for pamphlet. I. & JOHN SON CO, Uoston, Mass. upr 13 Ald-7 tnos. WANTHII-LADIIW TO TAKIJ OUH NEW Fancy woik ot their homes, In city or coun try, nnd earn lis to 112 Der week, maklui: coods for our Hummer and Fall trade, send 150. for sample nnd particulars. HUDSON MFO. CO., a5 Sixth Ave., New York. r nug. lu-lw D tvoitcix- No publicity; residents of any .state. 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"This was nil old ono of llKNKON'S CAl'l'I.Ml l'OUOUS 1'I.AHTHlt.S nnd was uocMedly relle.ed within twenty-four hours. It may huve boon providence that did tho work, but 1 glvo the credit to liensou'a porous plaster." Mr. Thomas' reverential Idea does him credit, hut l'rovldenco works by ngeuts, and iiinoug them lleusun s plaster ranks first as an ex. icruai remeuy. ii uci qmcKiy in rcuei uuii uuai lriir. nnd renders life better wort h Uvlnir. l'rlee s; cents. Look In the middle of tho plaster for tho woid CArciMi ask your physician auout iu K'abury Jo.msou, Chemists, New York, aug, io-l w d s with ix. i. emoKTLiimu's A IIAIII'MV for Youmr Men nnd Hoys. Media. "l'eun., iwm. from Philadelphia. Hehooli ear opens Kept. is. Fixed price covers every oxpense, oven lxxiks.se. No extra c haraes. No incidental ex. noises. No examination for admission. Thirteen expeilenceil teachers, all men nnd nil graduates. Him'.'IuI unnortiiiililen for ant students to adva raoldlv. Snwjlul drill for dull und backward boys. l'aitons or students may select nny studies or chooso tho regular English, scienutic, uusiness, classical, or civil Engineering Course, siudents titled at .Media Academy ai J now In Harvard. Yale, and ten other CoUcl-os and I'olvtechlnlo Schools. A pbysloil nml a chemical Laboratory; u lino ilyinnaMum and lull ground. 1.600 vols, added to Library in 18A Apparatus doubled In IWtl. Ten hU'iU'Ms sent to College In lSil. A irraduatlnir class In Commercial Uep'i In lt&l. MedU has 7 churches uuu it lumpuruucu cuarier wuich pniuiuiu, iuuduiu in mi iniuxicnung unuKS. ror new uiusirnieu uir- liii.ii uuuivna iuu i iiiiiikii uiui t ii'iiikiui. SW1TIIIN C.HIIOUTI.IIM1I!, A. AI. (Harvard Unlvtrtlty (iraduate), .tiedlu, I'l-nn. aug 8-tw PURE INDIA TEAS. Absolutely nure, Thev coutalu no sinirlousorex hausied hvnoi Norhemli als arl'oUirlnu Mnllcr. ued In their prep.ihdlou, Very v.iluablu for mix In with weaker chlua man. 'i liny coutalu n very high percentage of r.xtruot. They am cultivated uedir tho siipcrthdou of foreigner, upon the mind, approved methods. The loaf U manipulated liv 111.11M1I110 -v. L.ii liii niiirm-inli v of niiiiearanco tliiougtoutcutIru plucking. They retain their valuable qualities for an unusual length of time, .iiillN v. riill.i.irtt cu itu water ni., New Catarrh HA Ylk. Aireuls of the Calcutta Tea Hy.idlcate. SPEER'S PORT GRAPE WINE. Usod In tli3 prlnclpjIChurchcs for Communion purposes'. Excellent for Ladlos and Weakly Por nins and tho Aged. icr's Porl, Grape Wine! FOUR riiAJtS OLD. THIS OM.MMATEU NATIVU WINK H mado from the Jutco ot I ho Oporto llrnpe, raised In Tonic and Strengthonlng Properties aro unsurpas3cd by any other Native Wlno. Ho lng tho puro Julco of thotlrapo, prnaucod under Mr. Spcer's own personal supervision, Us purity and genuineness, nro guaranteed. The youngest child may purtnko ot its generous qualities, and the weakest Invalid use It to advantage. It Is par ticulate beneficial to the aged anf debilitated, and suited to the various alhnonts that atlect tho woakersex. it Is In every respect A. WINK TO UBKKLIBOON. SPEER'S I. Sherry. Tho I'.J.SIIEltttYlsn wlno ot superior Char acter, nnd partakes of tho rich qualities of tho grape from which It is made. For Purity, Well ness, Flavor nnd Medicinal 1'ropertlos, It will be found unoxcclId. SPEER'S This UUANDY stands unrivalled In this Country being far superior for medicinal purposes. IT Is ruitli distillation from the grape.and con tains valuaolo medicinal properties. It has a delteato tlavor, similar to that ot tho grapes, from w hlch It ls distilled, and ls in great favor nmong fl.rst-cl.isa families. Seo that the signature of ALFItED SPEKIt, Pas saic N.J. Is over the cork of each bottlo. SOL. ID BYO.A. KLEIM. AND 1IY DUUaUlSTS EVERYWHERE. Sept. S2, 'it, 1-y J. S ALTZER'S General Sevang Machine Depot, Fifth Store Below Met St, BLOOMSBUUG, PA. Celebrated White Sewing Machine, New Davis Vertical Feed Sew- in; Machine, New Homo Sowing Machine, Household Sewing Machine, Estey Sowing Machine, Genuine Singer Sewing Machine, Singer Pattern Sewing Machine, Attachments, best Sowing Machino Oil, and Nee dlos tor all sewing macdlnes. Sowing Machines sold on monthly payments- Liberal discount maae tor casn. &very luacmnu iiurcuu-eu iruui me Is warrantedtobe kept In good running order fnr nvfl venrs friMi nr chartre. and thorough In structions given by tho best lady operator in this part oi mo Huiioin-u oi cimrKti. axuuuuu uijr stock ot machines before purchasing. BAUCH'S $25.00 PHOSPHATE Has given such UNIVERSAL SATISFACTION to the farmer on ALL CROPS that it has supplanted, to a great extent, the other Higher rncctl liranus. tics $25.00 Bifir I'er Ton of 2,000 Pounds. On Cars or lloat in Philadelphia. Cll'AHANTi:i:il ANALYSIS PltlNTUIl UN KACII 1IAC1. Ki'iul for circular Address BAUQH & SONS, SOLI! MANlTAl'TntCllS, 20 So. Deluwtire Aveuue, July 13 1 PHILADELPHIA, PA, REST! not, nro 13 sweeping by, go und dare beforo you die sometnlng mighty and su b lime leavn bell nd to ennniier time." t1'" a week j ou own town. 13 outfit free. Norls'. ltvervtlilui.' new. Capital not ni l ulri il. Wo will furnlsli you iverj thing. Manyaiemaklng fortunes. Ladles make as much as men, and boys and girls nuke great pay. Header, If you want business at which you uuu mate great pay all tho time, wrltotorpuitleularsto II. Ilium? Co., rorumiu. .muiuu iico. 0, '&z-iv. MAKE HENS LAY An Bnullilt Veterloary Burgeon and Chemist now traveling In this country, sa)s tint moit of iuu iiorso nnu c-iuiu i-uwuers ajm ncro aro wortu less trash. He says that Sherldiu's Condition l'uwilerx aro aDsotiiiidymiro anillmmsnselv vain. arilo. Notu ug 011 oarth will in iko 11 ns lay like rtheildairst' mdltlou l'uwdurs. Dose, I teaspoon, (ul to 1 pine food Sold everyw -hero or sent by mail tur " lui ill -smmua. o tfiiiinaun a, tu. Huston, JUss. uld Janm-ly, Tho tlcheil, ttfsmj llttll ccr quanca. PtuMes the blood. CUHCSPfipopsIa, LPL-CT Um". SentbfW.1 jaon receipt olZBcH, in puimne tumpi. 8p MSI II w Iscu Addrcstl BEAN & RAPC, Wholoiale Oruggltt. Not. 47 & 49 N, 7d SI., Philadelphia. Juno 1 ly aKt ON 30 DAY'S TRIAL. Tlllt VOLTAKUIKLTCO., Marshall. Mich., will send Dll.llYK'S CKLKIIHaTKI) KLilOTHo'VOL TAIOHRLTS and KLHCTIIIO APPLIANCES on trial for 11 idiysto men (young or old) wl o are af flicted with Nervotu Debility, lost Vitality, nnd klndrtd trouWin, guaranteeing specdynnd com plete restoration ot health and manly vigor. Ad diesi as above, N. 11, No risk Incurred, ns to diys' trial Isnlloncd- Fob, Pth-lyr. r SUiJSCHlBE NOW FOR THE COLUMBIAN Sl.r.O A YEAH Everu listen Oman A Sold ta made Throughout with Equal fidelity, and Yields unrivaled tones. Send for Illuttratcd Catalogue, & ?mii,) Mud. New 'Einig And other first class Pianos, nnd a large lot of MUSIC BOOKS, VIOLINS, ACCORDEONS, BANJOS, MUSICAL MJIIETT E, VIOLIN STRINGS, Ami everything in the Music line. O". SALTZBB, MUSIC ROOKI, FIFTH STORE BELOW MARKET STREET, BLOOMSBURG PA. mm 111a wi am Mem&y m MQj Tike MigM 7ii SUPERIORITY OF STYLE. Excellence of Material. PERFECTION OF FIT. Unrivalled &tock of Spring Clothing Manufactured Hx jiresaly for me. AVo cuarantco Stylo, Quality, and Workmanship, to bo tlio BEST. Also a Very Superior Line of Gents' FURNISHING GOODS for Spring and Summer. THU LATKST AND NEWKST SWUNG STILUS OF HATS, Just Received, at the Popular Clothing Store of D. LO WEN BERG. WEBER-HARDMAN PIAIsTOS, PINK INIiAll) FKKN0H WALNUT i;iinj TorniN. siiUNmction nuiuniiiccd. x-jA.aoixps xasro ware rooms, HUSIO HALL BLOCK, IVILttBS-BARRB. PA " ; i. ; i 1 n 11 $72 j A week mado at homo ny mo industrl. ous. Best business now before tho public capital not needed. Wowm wanted ovorywhere to work for us. Now Is tho 14 vr" "uiu ni'ttiD iiiuu, or give your wholo time to the business. No other business wll pay you nearly as well. No ono can fall to inaku enormous pay, by engaging nt onco. Costly outfit and terms rri-o. .Money mado fast, easily, and honorably. Address Tmub s. Co , Augusta Maine. Dec. 8, -sS-ly. ' WraPS INDIAN VEGETABLE PILLS rou iuu LIVER And all Bilious Complaints. Bafoto take, being punly veaeUUoi no grilling. J'flWWeujts. AllfiruggUli. Aug. 10-4W Thoro is no Baking Powder equal to tho SIMON PURE Its qualities, Modicinal and Culinary, guarantoo Health and Luxury. Every ftiijo should Select an Organ That guarantees good Every day work and Years of service. f, ESTEY & CO., Brnttlcljoro.Yt. CASK OltOAN, ) STOPS, S0 0ASI1. Junol WISE peoplo nro always on tho lookout for chances to In erPflfinihfpnnvntniTa nml whn rt- t . I Au?0 7 ww K"" "I'puriuunies remain in rwv erty. w e off or a great cuanco to make money. Wo want many men. women, bjyg and girls to work for us n(fit In thol own localities. Any one h?,?.?"lllo,york PrP" rrrom "rst start' The business will pay mora y an ten times ordinary, wages. Expensive out,, burnished free. No one who engages falls io"t fo money rapidly. You can devote your wholo mak to tho work or only f"i?urru TO "'"ents. Ftlinell information nnd al ! n'iitei.1 8ont ,rno- 1 Xt" "son CO I'ortlaml. Malno, )eCl Wy u "THE fiESY IB CHEAPEST." g&THBESHEBSaHaL (BultodtoiJl5.H!lloiii.) )Vrllfur I l.ltltlu.l-nirJil mar 23 -6m RAILROAD TIME TABLE MM nKNNHYLVANU KAIMtOAT). fill!.. I ADKI.l'HU ft KItIK 11.11. DIVISION AND SullTllEHNlBNTHAI. ItAlt.WAV. TIME TA11LK. In flfi-cl Mav lllli. 1&S3. Tratnn Irnrn nn. bury. HASTWAKt), 9.85 b. in. Men Slioro Express for Uarrlsbtirc and Intormoillate stntlon'i, Laticnstcr, 1'lillaileP piua, ricw lorK, niiiiunuru aim asuinirtoi, ar riving at riilladefplila 3.18, p. in. i Now York, c.so p. m.; Il.Utlmorc, o.or.p. in. ; Wanlilnitton i!.4 j d. in., maklOB closo connectloiM at l'lillailelplila for all sea shore points. l.Bup. in. Daycxprossfor Harrisbuiir nnfl In. tenncdlato Btatlons, I.anoastor, l'lillailelplila, Now York, lialltinoro and Waslilntrton, arrlvlnir at. I'lillailatpliln 7,sj p. m. s Noiv York, lo.sj p. m.: Ualttraore, T.lft p. m.: waslilnirton, 8.411 p. m. I'ull nian l'arlor car turouali to I'iilladclphla nnd pas seiifftr coaclioathrougli to 1'lilladelpbla and Haiti moro. s.so p. in. Wllllamsport Accommodation for riarrlsburu and all lnwimcdlnto utatlons, Lan caster, l'lilladelphla nnd Now York, nrrlvlnirnt l'lillauclplila if.65 a. m.; New York o.so a. tn. aiccpinttcnr accommodations can tie secured ut llarrlsburp for Philadelphia nnd Now York, l'tilla dolplila passengers can remain In sleeper undis turbed until 7 a. m. a.05 a. in. Krio Man for Harrisburg nnd Inter. Through I'unmnn sleeping cars nro run on tills irain io runaaeipuia, iiaiinnoro and Wiishlugton. and through pas.senger coaches to I'lilladolphli! nnd llaltlmoro. WKSTWAHD, a.25 a. m. Krlo Mall for Krlo nnd nil intermediate stations with through l'ullinnn I'alaco car and through passenger coaches to Urle, nnd through 1'ullman I'alaco cars to Ilurralo Ma limporlum. For Canandalgua nnd lntermedlato stations. Itochostor, lluiralo and Niagara 1'alls, with through l'ullraan I'alaco car to Cannndatgua nnd through passenger coaches to KochesUir. 1.05 p. m. Niagara Kxpress for Knno and Inter mcdlalo stations with through passenger conchoB to Kano. For Canandatgua and principal lnior modlato stations, lioohcster, UunalonndNtngnra Falls with through parlor car to Vatkln3 and through passenger coaches to Kochcster. 6.25 p. in., Fast lino for lxick Haven nnd Intermediate- stations, and Hlmlra, Watklns nnd intermc dlato Btatlons. with through passenger coaches to Lock Haven and Watklns. Tunouan trains rou sunbuiiy fiioji thk EAST AND SOUTH. . .. , . . . Niagara Etpro3S loavos Philadelphia, 7.40 a.m.; llaltlmoro 7.110 n. m ar riving at. Hunbury, 1.05 p. ni., with through I'ull tnan l'arlor car from l'lillailelplila and through passenger coaches from Philadelphia and Daltl morc Fast Lino loai os Now York 8.00 a. m. : l'lilladel phla, 11.03 a. in.; Washington, 9.30 a.m.; llaltl moro, 10,45 a. in., arriving at Munbury, 0.20 p. m.. with through passenger coaches from l'lilladel phla and llaltlmoro. Erlo Mall loaves New York 8.00 p. m.; Philadel phia, 11.20 p.m.; Washington, o-M p. m.: Haiti more, 11.15 p. m., arriving at Suuburjr, 0.20 a. in., with through 1'ullman I'alaco sleeping cars from Philadelphia, Washington and llaittmoro mid through passenger coaches from I'hil vlolphla. NllimV. lU.t.EiOH Wl! KK-l.lHUiiv l(.n..A.r. ND NORTH & WEs' 11KANCII ItAtLVf AY. Jlollliast loaves Hunbury 0.15 n. in., nrrlvlng nt Bloom l orry 7.11 n. m Wflkes-barro a w u. ui. Express East leaves Sunburrt.s.-. n. in., nrnvinr. at Iiloom Ferry cup. m Wilkt.s-barro 8 lu p. m. Mall West leavi 3 Wllkes-linrro 10.80 n. 111., firrlv lng at llloom Ferry 12.00 p. m..Sunbury 12.55 p. ra. Express West leaves Wllkes-barro 5.00 p. mT ar riving nt llloom Ferry 7.07 p. in , auubury 8.05 p, ciiah. e. rurm, J. It. WOOD, tien. Manager. lien. Passenger Agent. P HILADELPIIA and ltKADING ROAD ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS. July s iba TllAINS LKAVE KUrXBT A8 r0r,l0W8(SCNDA V XXCKr-TXD. For New York.I'hllndelphia.Ileadlne.I'ottflvllln Tamaqua, &c 11,43 n. m; For Catawlssa, 11,45 a. m. tf.ls and 10.311 p. m. For Wllllamsport, 6,ss 11.45 a. m. aud ifl& p. tn. For Lcwlsburg and sunbury, 4.00 p. m. IHAIKS TOR HUrKHT 1KAVK AB rOLLOJVS, (8BNBAV HSCBI-TXD.) Lcavo New York, via. Tamancml 0,00 a. ra. and via. Bound Brook Houto 7,45 a. m. Loavo Philadelphia, 9,50 a. ra. Loavo Hoadlng, 11,65 a. m., I'otUvlllo, 12,30 p. m and Tamaqua, 1,35 p. m. Leavo Catawlssa, 6,30 il,os;a. m. aud 4,00 p. m. Xiavo WUUarasport,9,45a.m,l.OO p. m. andO.oo n. ra Leavo bunbury i.mi p. m. " lnvwjurg i.Hp, m. l'assengors to and from New York, via. Tama nend and to and from Philadelphia go through without change of cars. J. E. WOOTTEN, General Manager! C. U. HANCOCK, wiMJuiuiuMi, Oenoral Passenger and Ticket Agent. Jan, 10. rei tf. D ELAW'ARE, LACKAAVANNA AND WESTEHN HAILItOAD. BLOOMSBURG DIVISION. NOItT n. STATIONS. HOUTII p.m. p.m a.m. 0 15 2 0 09 9 03 8 6 8 43 8 42 8 37 45 9 45 Scrantfln.... a.m. p.m, p.m. 0 17 Bcllcvuo... Taylorvlllo., ...Lackawanna. T!ltjt.in P iiu i III 0 87 a so 6 22 0 27 8 34 0 41 fi 40 0 61 C 65 C68 7 112 7 10 7 17 7 22 7 30 7 37 8 00 8 25 8 40 8 60 9 00 S 00 8 05 8 10 8 18 R 26 8 30 8 $1) 8 62 0 00 9 04 0 20 9 4A 9 Vt 9 68 10 03 10 08 9 24 9 19 .. West Plttston 9 14 Wyoming.... Maltby .Bennett Kingston.,.. Kingston.... Plymouth Juno ....Plymouth. . Avondalo... TJnnt Ipriln 9 25 S 25 0.) 1 50 1 42 9 04 9 04 8 65 10 18 64 2 64 10 18 10 20 1 35 1 25 1 18 1 03 3 02 3 00 3 10 3 18 3 33 3 45 3 61 3 57 4 117 4 12 4 20 4 27 4 33 4 33 4 60 B f9 0 25 8 07 8 00 8 47 10 84 10 42 10 65 11 07 11 13 11 20 8 39 Hunlock's Creek 7 40 19 42 7 33 12 25 8 28 8 17 8 12 ...BnicKsninny.. ....Hick's Ferry. ....Bench Haven. Berwick.. Briar Creek.. ...Wlllo.v drove. Lime, Hideo.. Espy ...Bloomsburg.. lltlnort. 7 21! 12 15 7 20 12 00 7 13 11 IT 7 09 11 40 7 05 11 33 8 00 1 60 7 62 7 44 T 3S 7 33 I S'J T 11 fi 67 11 10 8 tl 10 68 6 45 10 60 S 37 10 44 8 13 10 22 8 10 10 03 8 04 10 11 39 11 45 Catawl'a Bridge! 11 M 11 66 ....i-mnvuio.... ....Cbulasky,. nnmnMn 12 13 45 9 6 45 Northumbcrl'd 12 45 p.m, a.m. a.,m. p.m. p.m. n.ni , . , W. F. HALSTEAD, Supt. superintendent's omco. Bcranton. Feb. 1st, 16S2. MILLIONS OFTHEW1 For FLORISTS an J AMATEURS. Iluldi Bnltui, Jm on Bullw, I'rf.'.i'h IIiiUih, AlrTiwiU Hull. Alu) .i'mritiifiirllni tilni. ft and Wlndoiv (Utd.iiii, BEAUTlFULVSti HIP AM CIRI PY 9. WI FRtlEI 'Mi l V IU lKtor. N.Y. Ii C Idavu, 1 U. A K H Feb S.ly PAYNE'S I O HorsoSpnrk-Arrostlng Portable En,-;Ino has cut 10,000 ft. of Michigan Pl Jloarda In lli liourn, burning Bluba from thu ew In I'lgUfJUUI VU,'U9. Our 10 Horn wi Guarantee to fumlBh powtr U eaw 8,000 fott of Hemlock Board lu 10 hours. Our 15 11m ei ulll nt w.oon tttt In miiu time. liar riigiucn are nuAiiAKTKtu furnlrb a liorte-powcr on ) lew ml tnd water than any otl.tr Ln. glno not ntted with an Automatic, Cut-Off. If ynu want a Stationary nr l'nrlnlila Idiirlna. Holler. Circu lar Saw-Mill, binding or PnUpyn, .cither ct or Ieddiirt' Plenl wroujiiit-iron ruiiey, nenu ipruui llliiklrutcd ratuloirue. No. 1.'. for information und prlcea. U. W. TAYNK & SONS. , Corulug, N. Y. Box 1427, Jan. 6, P8-iy. 'm n 11 it hu r hh, m . UMAliI.Mijl'M)lliaAlli . v IITTA.-lt u ih. Mi nutka f lh f4M tllftt I Vf If UMdjI M im wettw I -1 ItkMIH IO fell Uif 441l I" tbt Of NU ' tl vUttMIUUillMiJ llllil riwL" kuj I ubtut tw m4L t4kn tl kiMli4 . muui.iui cuuiujin, ijincasicr, I'liiiaueipiiia, New York, Ilattlmoro nnd Washington, arriving at Philadelphia 1.60 a. in. t Now York, ll.vw nfin. : llaltlmoro 7.40 n. m. : wnsiitnirtnn. 0.111 n ,.i Alft ta her. AT THIS OFFICE. July ti-lv d Oct M4y