Viae doltuqb OOLUMntA DKMOCIlAT, 8TAIt OP TT1R NORTH, find CO i.umbian, Consolidated.) inril Wrt-klrt r-vrr? 1'rltlnr Morttlnsr, ni rULOOMSnUIUI, COt.UMIltA co.,r. ATTwonoi.t.Ans ier yenr. To mibscrllKrs out of tho county tho trrms nro Btrlctly In ndvnnce. ir-No jinpor discontinued except nt tho ontlon ot tlio puulhhcw, until nit nrrenrnires nrotmlil. but inn continued r.ri'ilIM will nnr im 1 ' " ATlpjppraBcntoitoftlio stntoorto dlstnntpost 0fIIC09 must bo nam forlnadrniicc, unless n rcsnon glhlo person In Columbia county Kssumcs to niiv tlio subscription duo oudcmaml. 1 y l'OSTAOK Is no longer cxncttd from subscribers in tlio county. JOB PRINTING. Tho .Tobniwr Iiepnrtmont ot t ho Column a n Is very complete, ntui our Job I'r ntlnir will comtinro favor, ably 'with tlmtof tliolnrifo cities" All" vork donjon snort notice, noatly nnd ntmoderate I prices. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. r h. WALLKit, ' ATTO UN B Y-AT-LAW, onUn In 1st National lltnk bulldlnir, second noor, dfitdmr to Mm right. CornorotMaln and Mar kotstrcots, liloSmsburff, I'a. j U. FUNIC, ATTO UN U Y-AT-L A W. lltOOUSDDRn, t'A, oni'oln Rut's Dulldlng, p it. imoici,Ksr, J' ATTOUNI2Y-AT-LAW. Uloomsduko, l'A. onlco over 1st National Hank. J OIIN M. CLMUC, ATTO I IN K Y-AT-L AW. AND .IUSTIOR OV THE PEACE. r.i.ooManoiHi, I'A. omce over Moycr llros. Drutr Store. r W MtLT.EH, " ATTOHNKY-AT-LAW oni' In Itrowcr's bulldlng.sccond (loor.room No. 1 nioomsburg, re.. B. FRANK 7.Ul ATTOHNI5Y-AT-LAW. IMoomsburg, Pa. (inii'.o comer ot Contxp and Jlaln Strscts. Clark t ilulldlng. Can bo consulted In (lerman. ATTOHNKY-AT-LAW. New CottJMBtAN UoiLDtNa.lsioomsburg, Pa. Member ot tho Unltod States Law Association 1,'ollectlons made In any part of America or Eu. ropa. pAUL E. WIKT, Attorney-at-Law. Olllce In CoMtuBiAH boti.pino, Koom No. second noor. BLOOMSnURQ, PA. n mnHH. I- 8. WINTKB8IEEN Notary I'ubllo KNOUK & WINTEItSTEEN, A 1 1 oi'noys'at-Law. OlIKn 111 1ST National IHIIIK llllllillillf. BCtumi uuui, flrstdoortotholott. Corner of Miln and Market streets moum-tumi;, i u. fjayVMiotti and llounties Cnllechd. J II. MAIZE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW omco in Maize's building, over lllllineycr's grocery May a), '81. Q li. mtOCKWAY, Attorney-at-Law, AI.BO NOTAHY rUJJLIO. Onico in his building opposite Court House, 2nd lloor, Illooiusburg, l'u. apr 13 '8a JOHN C. YOOUM, Attorney-at-Lawt CATAWISSA, PA. Ofllce in Nkws Itk building, Main Btreet. Member of tho American Attorneys' Assocla tlou. . , Collections made In any part ot America. Jan. D, issa. A K. OSWALD, ' ATTO I INK Y-AT-L A W. JacUFon liulldlng, Kooms -1 nnd 5. MayO,!. IIEUWICK.PA UIIAWN & HOIUNS, ATTOHNKY.S-AT-LAW. Catawlssa, I'a. Ofllco, corner ot Tnlrd nnd Malnbtreets. yM. II. SNYDER. ATTOHNKY-AT-LAW, Or.ingoville, Pa. ortlco In Low's lluliaing, second tloor, second door to the left. Can bo consulted In (lerman. nuc 13 '81 E, SMITH, Vttoriicy-ntL'.iw, Berwick, l'u. Can bo Consulted in Gerinun. At.bO FIIWT-CI.ASS FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE (lOMl'ANtUS KKrllKsUNTBt). CsTOIIleo llrst door below the post olllce. MISCELLANEOUS. c l. BARK LEY, Attorney-at-Law . onico In ilrower's building, ud story,Uooms T BUCKINGHAM, Attorney-at-Law Li.ontco, llrockway'sDulldlngttst door, liToorusburg, Tenn'a. may 7, 'so-t f JB. MoKELVY, M. D.,SurKeon and Phy . sloUn, north sldo Main street.below Market A L. FRITZ, Atlorney-at-Law. Office in CotuuDtAN lluUdlug, Junosi "81. p M. DRINKER, GUN & LOCKSMITH Sowing Machines and Machinery of all kinds re p ilMd. Oi'kka Ilocsi liulldlng, UloomBburg, ra. D R. J. C. RUTTER, I'flYBlClAN &SU1KJUON, omce, North Markot stroot, Uloomsbur, I'a. riR. W.M. M. REBEIl, Surgeon and Wl'liyblclan. onlco corner ot Itocl; und Market street, T R. EVANS, M. D., Surgeon and I . Phvaini in. mnir.,i and Uusldenco on Third t.rmt TAMES REILLY, Tonsorial Artist, again, at his old stand under EXCIIANOB IIoPkl, and has as usual a KIKST-CLABH llAltiiliitsiloi'. Ho respectfully solicits the patronaga ot his old customers und ot the publlo gonerally. July 16. '60-tt EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR L00M3BVnO, PA. Ol'l'OSITK C0UUT 1I0USB. Largs and convenient aimplo rooms. Ilathrooms hot and oold water,and all modern conveniences AGENTS Wanted SnMkaXBih'iBs I '" la riki lelllnir lull nrnlril -vivliei.i Mbrral leimi. llrftJlr, lrrf Uuu Jrtv-,u N I "Ullli bl., I'lUl JclfliU, Junoan-ly aid r.mn wutu ail ittr fails. II.mI ivmsh Hvrtm. TnHIKMI-utkl. Lauliiliiuti. hi.Jby JiuKlxm. 5WIfgIBH Jan -en MPV I. mn m ii 0. E.H&WEfcl,, VrA , . K BITTBUBENDEE, f'"uw"" l, i mm, i d, Uodleal Quparlatondsnt of th) Sinltatlam. Invalid's Homo, Bloomsburg, Pa., Devotes special attention to Epilepsy, Norvous AtTo:t!ons, nnd Diseases of Wernen. Patients received at tho Sanitarium on reasonable tetins for bond nnd treatment. 1. S. No charge for llrst consultation, apr 27, '83 BLOOMSBUHli puhing mill The undersigned haMnc put hla Planlnc Mil on Itallroad street, In ilrst-eiass condition, Is pre pared to do all kinds of work In his lino. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. furnished at reasonable prices. All lumber used Is well seasoned and nono but skilled workmen are employed. ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS furnished on application. Plans nnd specinca lions prepared by an experienced draughtsman. CHARLES KKUG, RlnaniNbtirg, Pn. GAS 'FITTING- STOVES AND TINWARE. E. 13. BROWEB Has purchased the StO"k and tlustncss of I. Hn irenbucb, and Is now prepared to do all kinds ot work In his line. Plumbing and (las Kitting a specialty. Tinware, stoves, ENQES ND IEXEFS, In a great variety. All work done by EXPERIENCED HANDS. Main Street corner of East. ItLOOilISItlTRR, I'A. N. S. TINGLEY, ) H now fully prepared to furnish. SUITS MADE TO ORDER, FltOM THE BEST MATERIAL IN TIIEMAUKICT AT REASONABLE RATES Af.SO TO FIT.NISII Ready-Made SUITS MAUI'. TO MEASUltl', AND As Good & Cheap AS CAN HE HAD AT ANY Ready-Made Establishment. Orders taken for shirts, mailo from measurement. M. C. SLOAS & BRO., KLOOMSUURO, PA. JJanttfacturcrsot CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, PHAETONS, SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS, &C. First-class work always on hand. ltM'AMLVa XEA TL Y DONE. Prices reduced to suit the times, "y II. HOUSE, DENTIST, I5l.OOMIillLI!ll,Coi.f.MIIIA Coi'NTV, Pa. All atj le3 of woi k done In a superior manner, work wnrraiueuus ruprehcmcu. ibbtii cxTKitT Kii without 1'iiN by tho use of (las, and treo of chargo nhen artificial teeth aro Inserted, (jillco over llloomsburg banking Company. To be open at all hours during the (iaj, Nov. as-ly B F, SHABPLESS, FOUNDER AND MACHINIST, NEAR L.& B. DEPOT, BL00MSBVBO, PA. Manufacturer of Plows, Stoves and all kinds of Castings. Largo stock of Tlnwaro, Cook Moves, lloom btoves, Moves for heating stores.scliool houses, churches, to. Also, largo stock of re pairs forcltystovesot all klnds.wholesule and retail .such as Flro Ilrlck, Orates, Udi.centrea, Ao.,Htoo l'lpe, Cook Hollers, fplders, Cake Males, Large Iron Kettles, Med Boles, Wagon lioxes, all kinds ot Plow Points, Mould Hoards, Dolts, Plaster, palt, jjumj iVAJiuitn, A-c, feb3t-f T7UUAS HHOWN'8 UNbUHANCB auknuy. Mover's new building. Main street, llloomsburg, I'a, lltua Insurance Co., of Harlfurd, conn. T,oiit,sj4 uoyai oi Liverpool ij,.-.iu,uuu Lancaahlro iu,uku,ooo l'lre Association, I'hlladelphU 4.105.T1T l'liiunlx.ot London B,'J('.t),3T London Lancashire, ot England l.Toa.tiTO Hartford of Hartford 3,?T3,00fl yprlnglleld l'lre and Marino 2,os,e6e As tho nireuclesnro direct, policies aro written for tho Insured without any delay In the onice at Uloorasburg. Oct. 58, '8t-tt. piHE INBUHANCE. CIIUI8TIAN P. KNAl'I', HLOOMHUUItO, l'A. HOME, OP N. Y. MEItl'HANT.S', 01' NUWAltK, N. J. CLINTON, N. Y. PEOPLES' H. Y. ItlUUINM, l'A. Theso old coitroRiTiotis aro well seasonod by ago and kihk tksted and have never yet bad a loss sottledbyany court ot law, Tholr ausets are uninvested In solid sinvxtTlKsand aro liable to the hazard ot nut only. Losses riioimr and iiokk.iti.t adjusted and paid as soon as determined by Ciikistmm P, llKirp. sricui. Aqrht ihd Adjustik humus. CRO, f i. The poople ot Columbia oounty should patron tzetbeaguuoy where losses If any are settled and paid nr nnn of their own citizens, I'KOMI'TNKSH, KO.UITY, l'Allt DEALINH. B. 1 V, HAHTMAN KtrilKSSNTS Tilt I'OI.UiWISd AJIKUICAN INfiUHANX'J: COMPANIES Xorth Vnieilc.in of 1'lilladeliilil.t. l'rankli i ivmw t - .ii. i ' York, of "innsjlvunU lli"ivr, 'f N. Y. N.i 'ni of Umdon. I HlI. .ii f .tnll.m untio on M irkJt srrwt, No , , nioaniBburg, ntt 1 TU.1 V ftetra... , . lrorlpepla (lost I VCII OSS, Pick Ilendnrlir, Chrunlo Dlar rlmin, .Tnundlcr, Impurity of Iho Illood, Vevcrand Ague, Jlnlarln, und nil Diseases caused by Do- rnngeinent of Liver, lloueli tndlCldneys. SYMPTOMS OF A DISHASEn MVER. Hail Ilrfathi l'aln In lli Side, lomttimo the pain It felt under the f-houldcr-blaJs, riUtaltcn for Khcumathm; general Ion of appetite i HowrU ceneraHy costive, nmetimca alternating with lax j the head It trouUcd with tain, ii dull and heavy, with comulerablo losi rf memory, ncccmpanll with a painful i cn.itl.in cf leaving tindone something which oucht to have b"cn done; a slisht, dry coush snd flushed face" it sometimes an attendant, often mistaken for consumption i the patient complains of weariness and debility i nervtus, easily startled! feet cold or burning, snmctlmcs n prickly sensation of the skin exists) .pints arc low and despondent, nnd, although satisfied that exercise would lw bene ficial, yet one can hardly summon up fortitude to try It In fact, distrusts ivery rcmcJy, Several cf the above symptoms attend the disease, but cases have occurred when but few of them existed, yet examination tiftcr death has shon the Liver to base bum extensively deranged. It limill lio used by nit persons, old and young, ulicnovor tiny of the ubovo jmptoms nppenr, I'ernom Trawling or Llslng In Un licnllliy i.nrnllllix, by taking a dose occasion, a y to keep the Liver in f.ealihy action, will avoid nil Malaria, lllllmin utturks, Dlinness, Nau sea, UruwilniM, Depit"' n of Spltln, etc. It ill Inviolate like o class of v.lnc, but Is no In. iDSlralliig liusoritgis If You li.ivo eaten nnjtliliig linrct of tllgi'Stlon, or f.-cl heavy after meals, or Meep. loss at night, ukc a dose aud you will be relieved Time nnd Doctors' llllls will bo saved by always keeping tho Itcgulntor In tho Ifottsnt t or, whatever the ailment may be, a thoroughly safe purgntlvr, nlterutlsii and tonlo can never be out of place. '1 he remedy is harmless and does not Interfere with business or ulensure. it is l'ui'.ixv vi:oirr.iir.i:. And las all the power and efficacy of Calomel or yiu"ne, without any of tho Injurious after effects A Governor's Testimony. Simmons Liver Regulator has been In use in my family for some time, and I am satisfied it is a valuable addition to the medical science, J. Oill Siiokieh, GjvernorofAla. Him. Aloxuiiilcr If. Stephens, of (la., says' Have derlied some benefit frm the use of bimmons Liver Regulator, and wish to give it a further trial, ",Vio SnK" ,"int "ever fulls to Itel eve." 1 have used many remedies for Dyt. rcpsia. Liver Affection and Debility, but never have found anything to benefit me to tho extent .Simmons Liver Regulator has. I sent from Mln. nesota to Ocorgia for it, and would send further for such a medicine, and would adtise all v. ho are slm. larly affected to give It a trial as it seems the only thing that never fails to relieve. 1'. M. Janncv, Minneapolis, Minn. Ir. T. tY. Muson sai From actual ex perience in the use of Simmons Liver Regulator In my practice I have been and am satisfied to use and prescribe it as a purgaUve medicine. J&rSfTake only the Genuine, which always has on the Wrapper the red Z Trade-Mark and Signature of J, II. ZEII.IN & CO. . l'OR SALE HV ALL DRUGGISTS August, ss ly -t .NOTED IHJT UNTITM'.l) WOMAM. Il.'rom tin boituu GlvU. '.i .. mh r-iM llhoncm nf Mm. T.ri!UCrink. Uai ... i ).r.i-s.,wh.abfv,'iUl.tlifrliunnnlxlit; . I t .i ifullj a!ltdtb ' DoArlVtsjiulurWncmi.,1 tut j.. cf Kr rorrprrrJt un lovp to call Iur. ho 1 Ml '-''tIs.,vottJtolurM'irk,hichUlla'outcomi3 cf ii l.fo mudy, nn.l is ctllff.-.l to kc. t-Jt Uuy ft.-l-iuiitK, to I.Llp he r Answ c r ttto larjo corn f x,nilrn''e v in- h C-iilj- i.ouw In u;iou hi r, each 1m arlng its nnvitU bvrlcn t C mtrrl:i,r( or Joy at rtlfasv frt-ui It. lUr VlAX C mpounJI a meOlcIno f-r gool anJ not Ml! ; ", .1. I lu, tp,aonally limstiffaUtlitanJ ainnjiNflwl tt tliftruthorthU f i d'C i.rt t f It i-rou'i merit a, t l rpnmend.-d an 1 ; n . u' lb., '.hi U ft iiIijmIoI jus in tl.o cruntiy. On1 .t ' It wir!,i lllv'. a chart) und inut h puln. It v ill euro mtlnly tlio worst form ,f filling of the ut rin, I.cticrrrhoni, lrntrular and iilnfl Mrn-'imtt. n.BtIOnrlnnTrouMi-, Indimmatlnn and Ukcriiti !i, l in illm'si, sll risr.l ironi.-nt' andttircon soi'iiti- . t' vi'irrftKW.aiid Id cttcs.lallymia;tt d to tbe( bai pi or I. 'ff. ' It rrmiMV'fiof try tfirtlonof the pyitcm, and p-lves re htfUKliltii'. It rtmiivtH faint new, flatultnoy, dc tn ,.'iuil' : .Uhtf for frtliimlints.and riIii-cHv.tMk. u f!lt t . uu li. U lurrn lliutin, ITwida-'liCH, Ntrv"" l'rr.itiitii"i, (lonfi'il J'eblUty, lifpL'mncM, Tk-p ! "iid T'tdlm 'i in. Tlt.it ft. him of bcirlnflr dow'i.fji-i i.ir- :di , 'Ap'fcJ.L anil lvVaciK. I) alwua It ri.iyin-tilly t ured by itn e. It til at all tines, nnd U!idirfUtljcui:Htarreft!.ct In harmony with the law tl V- vi Hit tht' ftitip.l Kj-htt in. I I- jty j x r bottle r Us for 8 1 , and U Bold by di uv' . Arj advficri nnrtdniti8iictil ciu-cand tlf iiiie- -i niitny vKo luiu Uun ic-toml tJixiftct LoiU'i bv the tiM-uf tbe V potable Cotiijiound, can I obtajti.d iyt mt lntrMiH. I'M vlth tUmpfor nply, at ltotboiiti hi I, i.n, M.itM, I'm- K'iilnry C rnj.laint cf either wx thU compound U un i.rfir d .taid.i.'LMfittrHimf.nbihfliow. "Mm. riiJJiiin''IJirl,in(i,,,,nyaoNgwilt(r, "ntu tfi'tr t in tho unrhl frr Iho euro of Coutlrkitlyn, ni!l.'j-nas nnd Torpidity of tho Ifvcr. Her Blood Purhli r v oris w on-lors In Its frx-cial lino and bid fair to C'lUil tho Coir-iiound In Its poimlarity. All nnu-t rL.iiM.ct Ik r tu an Anjvl of Mercy w bore note aii.riiiitm I i to du good to otLcr J'UUddi Ula. I'a. CO JIra.A.M.1). The only known pcctho (.r l.plk',itlc Flic. "d Alao for Ppttunt and railing Mckrcia. Ktrvou McakLii'Ba It Instantly relieve and cure Cleanse blood and qulcktna UusV.Ii circulation. Kcutra-lt-coa pen of dl.casc and s;.cb t.ieknc3.i. Curc FSKEPTIC SAlP) ugly blotches an J auLtorn blood sores, Eliminates Holla, CirbuticlcJ tni ScilJs. tTcrmaccMly and rromptly cures ruiralyild. Vis, H l a cliarmlDe and healthful Aperient. Kills Scrofula and Klnfra EtII, twta brothers. Changes bad breath to good, rciaor. lag the eaue. Houts bilious tendencies and makes clear complexion. Equalled by none In tho delirium of fever- A charming rcsoltent and a matchless laxative. U drives Pick HcoJacho llko Iho wind. pTContalns no drastic cathartic or oplatt i. liclieves (THE GREflTl CKlEnVEXclQHQlUERlOlRD tho brain of morbid fancies. 1'romptly cures Jlhtu- tnatlm by routing It, Ilcstorea llfc-glvlng proper ties to Iho blood. la guaranteed to cure all nervous disorders. ClT.cllablo when all opiates fall. ltc. frebhes tho mind and Invigorate! tho body. Cures avFrepsia or moncyrciunuca. Diseases of the Hood own It o conqueror. Endorsed In writing by ourflfty thousand leading cltliins, clergymen and pliyslclant In U, S, and Europe, Ifl'or s.ilu by all leading dmglsts, The Dr. P A. Kli l.mond Sledleal Co, Props., bt Jo.-pph, Ho. (3) Charles N. Crlitenton, Agent, New Vork City, SOKES GURE for all dl.onsoo of tho Kidneys und nMmm E-8f IcR It tuu spoclno action on tMa most Important organ, enabling It to throtr off torpidity and ! inaetlcn, (tlmulatlng tho healthy ccrctiou of tho Xllle, aud by kcep!u& tho bovrcu tn froo condition, cfRoUxia lu rccrdar dlschargo. HIll'-iMtTi Ifronaresulferinsfrom I'iialctnUa ruolarU.liavothochlUj, nro blllotu, dyspept la, or cotutlpated, Uldiioy Wort will nuroly rollnvo and quickly euro. In tho Oprlog toclcauaothotlyfcUm. every ono Bhould Uko a Uiorcufh couno c-f tt. !! OOLD DY DnUGQIfiT8. Price CI. 1 llli. .ULM'IIIA rt.f 'ii'UM'b.uiii ii., vol v-hin, ' li nrirkn. bitui.t, ,uui. kt, Jtu N. K. i'orntrttu)iii ai d AriUblrndb ivvideu i'i ri ivlv.' uronipiiitU'titloii BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, AUGUST POETICAL. SOMEHOW OR OTHER WE GET ALONG. The (tooil wiro lmstlol nlmiit tlio limine, Her fncoBllllbrlnht wltli n plo.mnt smile, As broken f nrtlclicd tit h ippy pony; FtrciiKtlioni'il her heart nnd hnnd the wUIlt'. Hie iscml m.m ttit In the I'liltntiey nook, Ilia lit tie? clay pipe within hu llp And nil he'd mide, nnd nil ho had Wet, Heady nnd clear on Mt ringer tips. ' land wife, I'veJintlK-en thlnklnp; n lilt, Nothlnt! liai done very well thli j ear i Money m liound to lie hard to pet Everythlnir'i suro to Im vciy dear ! Hoiv the emtio nrc troluir to bo fed, llowwc'ictokeeptho lioysat hcUooI, Ib kind ot n debt and eredlt num. I can't makebilanee by my rule. site turned nround lruin tlio baking Iwanl, Andkhe faced hlnnvltn a cheei Ml launh i "Why, lnnlund, dear, mio would think That thenood, rich wlio.it was only rliaff. And what It tho wheat was only chair, Ai loiijf as wo both ure well nnd strolls; 1 I'm not a woman to worry a bit, srinuhow or other we'te got Mow. "Into 'ome lives some rain mint fall, over nil ltnihllio storm m"t heal, Hut when thoraln nnd snew nreoYr The niter sunshine h ttvlee ns sweet. Tlirotitrli every strait we have found n iod, In overy Krlef wo hao found n song j We have had to bear, mid Lad to wait, IMt soiip.Iiow or otLer v get alonj;, "l'oi tli.rty years wehive lovexleacli othor, Slooi bj oacli other whatever li.-ft II j Six Ih) linve called us tal her nnd mother, And nil of them living nnd tloln? well. Wo owe no man a peuny, my dear, We re both of in loving , and well nnd strong ; tiood nun, I w lib you would smoke ngaln, And think how well we've got alone;. Ho tilled his pipe with a ple.waul laugh ; He kissed hli wlfo with n lender prldo : Ho said, "I'll do as you tell me, love, I'll Just count upon the other side." she left him then wlthhU better thought, And lilted her work Willi n low, sweet song A song that has followed 1110 many a yeai , somehow or other, we get along. SELECT STORY. AMONG THE BREAKERS. Miss l'riin liinl inol her dcaliny. Slii) was sure of Hi but then sliu hatl been miro of it two or three times a month on tlio nvcrauc for many years, und at -lfi she was Miss Prim still. If a gentleman lniiulotl up her change in the stage, she was sure, he was the man, and put on her sweetest simper to thank liim ; if a stranger asked his way she was suru he only did it for the chance of speaking to her, and posed accordingly as she re plied ; when the man came to look at the gas meter, she was sure ho looked long and tenderly at her, and only wanted tlio chance to speak ; but not withstanding all these came to nothing, the did not become soured. Huing of a sanguine temperament, she looked forward with hope to tho next chance, and kept herself happy in the prospect of tho right ono at last This summer she had brought her pretty little niece, a perfect rosebud of 18, to spend her holidays at tho sea side, where there was famous bathing. Sweet Mary lell, reared in luxury, and with every prospect ol ease ana alllu- ence, found herself fatherless and pen niless at 1 1 years ot age, and, without any self-pity or llounsh of trumpets, set herself to do tho only thine; she could at short notice to help the dear mother, feme ollereil horselt to her milliner as a work-woman, aud proving unusually skillful, hail been able to keep food in their mouths for the past year: ami just now, their lunu menu ami physician having asked her moth er to spend the summer in the moun tains with his delicate wile, she lelt tree to accept her ipieer aunt's unex pected invitation, and enjoy herself a much as possible. At lust slit? was a little pu..led bv her strange confidences, Jmt finding they did not mean anything, and that her fancied weic quite harmless, she listened with no little amusement to the thrillinu account of how a "entle- man hail picked up her umbrella, what a sad earnest gaze he cast upon her, and with what marked emphasis ho said, l,ls this yours, madam?" tho truth being that ho was an irascible oltl gentleman, and this is tho third umbrella winch bail fallen on his toes within the spaca of half nn hour ; also, how another, of whom she iad inquir ed the way the first day they had ar rived, had walked a long distaneo with her chatting so pleasantly, and helping her over muddy crossings ; but sho did not mention that she missed her pocket book the same day, becauso in her mind there was no connection between the two things. To day, as they returned from their morning tranni and watching the bathers, they turned a corner, and a man, who was rushing along to catch a train, ran violently into tiiein, scat tering parasols to tho winds. Willi many apologies he helped pick up their property, and with hardly a lance toward them ho continued his headlong pace "Did you sec how he looked ? Such tn interesting man, 1 am suro ! Wo shall meet him again, you see!" And this exciting ml venture w.n food for speculation tho rest of tho day. In tho evening, as they wore in the piazzi, Miss Prim pulled Mary by tho arm and said : "Didn't I tell you I There is my destiny. How things will happen !" Looking in tho direction indicated, Mary saw n bluff, rosy, middle-aged man romping on tho grass with some children who were evidently used to it, and pulled him about unceremonious ly. The tea bell brought thorn troop ing in, and they found themselves op posite tho beligerent and belated pus senger of tho morning This was ono of a hundred similar cottages which accommodated, or rather crowded, about a dozen people, so that besides Aunt Prim and Alary, there were only this party of hanim scnrum boys, with their delicate, wid owed mother and their Undo Arthur, whom they adored, rind who bud como with them to coa that they did not (juitu kill her in thoii' hilarity at hiving holidays, , Couse'pieiitly, in such close tpiailers, everybody miiit know everybody j there was no stand-off nboul it to mar the comfort of tho whole house, ami Mary, being llko a child herself, fell into tho w;(yso' tho-elnys, till they '"cldoil she was iul as uood fun .is I'liele Arthur, while .Miss Prim was of t- nine wtil' mnii fl s ml v unvii.ci'd th u HI his', und at Inst, ihi was he destiny. They formed so pL.'n.int a family party uinv mere was no innugui ol a walk, a tlrivo or a pionio without the whole ol them i nnd as for bathhig why, tho boyB couldn't liavu any fun without Mary, and none of them could get on without fncle Arthur, The wcek( Which Arthur Ilalliday had given himself to "draw a long breath In" fairly tlow by, and he saw with regret hls'kind little sister puck his valiso for his departure. Tho first day without him was like a funeral i the boys were cross, Mary was lonely, Aunt Prim was dejected, nnd worso than all (they hadn't thought of it before), they could not go in bathing, for the little mother was nervous about tho boys, and in any caso no one dared to venture out among tho breakers without Uncle Ar thur. Two doleful daya passed, and they all began to thiiik watering, places were a delusion nnd it snare, when, last as1 they were at ten on the second day, they heard, "Vlioa ! I tell yer 1" followed by a tramping on tho piazz.i, and the next thing was Undo Arthur beaming on them like n benignant giant. The boys nearly tlow over tho table, everybody laughed aud everybody shook hands with everybody else, and there is no certainty that in tho hub bub everybody didn't kiss everybody. They were all so glad that no ono thought ol asking why he came, al though on their arrival it was well un derstood that pressing business would not admit of his leaving town for more than a week during tho whole summer. Tho little mother smiled as she kiss ed him, and her eyes twinkled mischc viously as ho greeted Alary, who blush ed furiously, and was so angry with herself for doing it that it made it still worse ; and to cap tho climax, Aunt Prim said : "Why, Mary, dear, how warm you look I It doesn't seem to mo so very warm to-night. "How lone: aro you going to stay, Uncle Arthur"?" "That will depend on how well you will treat mo," ho replied. What would you like to do to morrow f "Oh, bathing, bathing!" they all screamed together. "Whatever else wo do wo must havo a dip. Wo haven't been in since you went away," said one. So it was agreed there should bo a grand old frolic, and one and all should havo a tasto of salt water. Of all the groups which emerged from tho bathing houses next day, none wero so noisy or happy as this family party. Even the mother ven tured in a littlo way, and Aunt Prim douued a most becoming costume of navy blue flannel, with an abundance of crimson scallops. Her modesty had caused it to bo made unusually long for a bathing dross, and as soon as it was wet it became so heavy that she could scarcely step. They all joined hands and waded out, jumping together as a wave met them. A large wfivc struck Aunt Prim before sho was ready and knock ed her down, dragging Mary, who held her hand, off her feet also. Iiftforo either could recover her foot ing another came, washing Aunt Prim on shore, and in a r-eeond loft her high and dry on tho sand, lying Hat on her face, with her beautiful hair washed completely away, giving her the effect of being scalped. The mother, who had retreated at tho first big wave, and had seen it all from tho shore, ran down, beckoning wildly with her hands for them to come in, and thinking it was sho who needed them, they came in as fast as tlio waves would let them. I5y this time Aunt Prim had been helped to her feet ; tho younger boys wero met and dragged in by their mother, who screamed to her broth- "Mary ! Mary !" lie turned deadly white, and plung ing into tho foam again, looked wildly ibout tor something, anything, floating. Other swimmers searched alsoj noth ing could bo seen except thoso who were searching, and they all said: "Mies washed out, you may ho sure, when, just as Arthur turned to swim for a boat, something slight truck his hand. IIo clutched at it to find ho was grasping a long loc'k of hair, and drawing ft toward him, ho had .Mary's head within his grasp. rutting ouo arm around her, lio struck out for shoro with tho othor t but the waves were so strong, and he was soon so exhausted, that they must havo been drowned if the boats had not mot them. All they could do on tho way failed to elicit a spark of life, and Arthur's agony was intunso. As soon us thoy touched shore, however, thoy wore met by skillful hands, for not a mo ment had been lost in getting all tho issistauco possible j but for n long tune it was very doubtful if she would breathe again, When sho did, and thoy wore able to take her homo, their joy Knew no pounds. tint no one spoko except the children i tho hearts ot tho elders were too full for speech Aunt Prim was too much shocked and affected by Mary's accident to say anything to her nbout her own feelings with regard to Ilalliday ; but sho glorified him to herself. "What a bravo thing! Of course ho n ia to icavo me, as t was sate, and look after Mary ; and what a comfort to be connected with such a noble man ! Wluil could I havo said to her mother if sho had not been saved ? vii tl sho burst into tears nt the thought. Iter 10111101' care aud thoughtfnlness lid much toward Mary's recovery, ami in a tow days they had a jubilco'whoii sue was nolo to no on the parlor sofa. 1 ho boys had been admitted for live minutes ns a groat privilege, and after mo una greeting tho eldest said ; "wui you Know t'licio Arthur swam in with you f He's u hero !" "Yes, ' said the younger one, "and what'n she?" nodding his held in Mary's direction. "Sho'if tho horo's wife," said Aithur, who came in just nt that moment, ami took her dear hnnd in his. How he knew it win a mystery to the boys, for no ono had heard them saying anything before this, and a ludv couldn't bo a wife till bhu was asked'; but however it happened, it was the most satisfactory thing to all pirlies. I In- buys thought in Aunt Murv to i Mil- wuh just the jiillu'ttt thing in the wi'ii l, ul most eclipilng I'ni'le Arthur, being a novelty, aud Aunt Prim (being ton sweet tempered to bo nil- 3, 1883. nycd), resigned herself to the loss or her latest destiny, nnd decided at last that it was really nicer to have him MaryM husband than her own, becauso she could go visiting when she liked, and ho would not be hanging round in tho way, ns your own husband 1 will, just when lie is not wanted. Osoar's Lecture. VIHWS 01' Tilt! wV.STHKTK OK HIS WAN IlKltlNlin IN AMKIIU'ti The London News thus reports tho lecture delivered by Mr. Oscar Wilde, called "Impressions of America :"' 'Stating Uiat ho had very little useful information to give, he described his first experience of tho interviewer, the' literary pirato of the States,' who sprang on board in tho midst of a storm otl New York, and asked his opinion of America. Nothaving seen it, ho found it easy to give an unbiased opinion, which was very favorable as far ns it went. Now it was more dillicult. Tho first thing that struck him on landing was the prosperity of the people nnd the ubsnnco of rags. Ho saw millions of'chiniuey pot hats in all their dread ful propottions, but no rags. The second thing was that every one seem ed to bo in a hurry, nnd this mado him think it could not bo n country of great romance, for romance was dillicult where it was a vital necessity, to catch a train. Tho beautiful ho found, where tho Americans had last striven for it, in their great bridges and their perfectly beautiful use of the electric light. The traveling, when one got into a Pullman's car, was the perfection of luxury, but had no more privacy than if one sat in nn arm chair at the Hamilton street corner of Picoadally. Boys run tip and1 down selling litera ture, good and bad, and everything ono could eat or not eat, but what har rowed his feelings most acutely was to see a pirated copy of his own poems selling for ten cents. He explained to the boy that he got no profit out of this edition of his work, but tho boy saiil he got some, and seemed to tliink that settled the question. IIo had never been called 'Stranger,' but had received tho title of 'Captain' and 'Col onel,' the latter in Texas, but ho had been very much distressed by being called 'Professor.' Niagara, like Allan tic Ocean, was extremely disappointing principally, believe-1, because it was ordinary seen under conditions extreme ly unfair. In order to appreciate its splendor and strength it was necessary to go uudcr the fall itself in a suit of yellow sealskin, so ugly that he should never have consented to wear it but that ho was informed that a similar dress had been worn by the great ar tist Mine. S trail B.irnhardl. (Laugh ter.) "Of America itself the most beauti ful part was the West, and California most of all ; and the most depressing the alkali plains through which ho traveled for days, stopping occasionally at small stations, where, what by some curious process of reasoning was called i meal, was served. Hero ho met tho Indians, who were very picturesque and charming so long as they wore their own clothes, and very ugly when thoy put ou European dress, Their language struck him as resembling Herman metaphysics veryfiuoas long as it was not understood. (Laughter). When it was interrupted he generally found it to convoy a rcoucst for half a dollar or some tobacco. Ono of the great features of America was the ad vertiser, who defacetl tho most beauti ful parts of tho Uocky Monntains with his advertisements generally of some horrible medicine. The names of Amer ican towns, where they were French or Spanish, were often beautiful, but the English names wore very ugly. Ho was asked to lecture on art at Griggs- ville, but ho refused unless thev con sented to change the nanio of the town, winch thoy declined to do. How dread ful it would havo been if ho hail found ed a Griggsville school of art! American children did not seem to bo numerous. and were not as healthy or as joyous as England, but very precocious. ' Thoy. grow up, some of them, into girls who wore the prettiest deposits in the world. Each American girl seemed to bo an oasis of picturesquo unreasonableness in a desert ot common sense, able to talk on any subject whether she knew niyiiiing ot it or not, with lovely hands and feet, and the prettiest boots in tho world, i hero were no idle men. i',very man had something to do, and very few took any interest in poll tics. One career thev went into exten. sively was jouralisni, for the first thing a oany din in Amenca when ho was aiilo to read anil write- was to start nowapaper. It soeiued strange to .En iisn peopio tneir intrusion into private me. iio was asked by an mterviower at Chicago for some details of his pri vate life, but ho told him he had not got one it was stopped nt the Custom House in Now York. Their humor was, ho thought, a sort of philosophy, anil one thing he admired about the American journalist was that ho could write ubout tho price of wool without relerring to Jason and the Golden l'loeco. 'Iho lecturer also referred to thoilisiinguished actors of Ainorio), and concluded with some remark on Ameri can art.'' Sampson's Strength, Abundant hair is not a sign of bodily ui- tiiuiuui sirougm, mo story ot ani son naving given rise to the notiou that hairy men aro strong physically wlulo the tact is that thu Cliine.se, the most enduring of all races, ura mostly uaui ; iiuti ns 10 me supposition that long and thin hair is a sign nnd token ot intellectuality, all antiquity, all mad iiuuses, ami common observation aro -! ... a !. mi. . m . .... iifimiM, it. inu easily wheeled i.siiii was hairy. The mighty Ciesar was bald. Long bairod men nro generally wean, uiiii ianatiuai, ami men with ! scant hair nro tho philosophers am i soldiers and statesmen of thu world JMMton Jsincet. A couple of lawyers encat-eri in case wore reoontly discussing the issue, "At all events, said tho younger and more enthusinstic, "wo have justice on mil' uliln " 'Pln rvl.l ,...1 ...! . It... I ... nv wmwi nun , li-ui l.'Jlltl:l. "Quite true j but what we want the t hief-jiistico on our side." It is possible to tell the age of by the wrinkhs mi her h"i'tM, I tt t hire has provided in nip war I s;gnn I which ino age ot an egg wi be emu putwl. Hi (ink it gently ' I ! 1 1 i mi mm in 'i i inn 11 lumt mi ii riiK oolumMan, .vol. xvn.Koai COMJMMA DEMOCRAT, VOL. XLVIt, NO Si Black Boss iu Maine. HOW Tlinu SI'OltTSMI.N AN'OM'. (iamiiv risii. roil tin: ,1'roti tlio lvmtnnd l'ress. ( The habits of the black bass .are un hko those of any other Mnino fish. Early iu May they make their appear anco from deep water, and arc found in tho shallow water bordering the shores of the lakes thoy occupy. Theso nrc thgir spawning grounds. Hero thoy, in some unexplained manner, scoop out a saucer-shaped depression in the sand or gravel on the bottom, from three to four feet in diameter, and iu a depth of water seldom exceeding four feet. In these thoy deposit their span, so it is said. Almost any sunny day the fish can bo seen Hitting about theso places. Scare them away and they will inevita bly return, After the spawn are hatch ed the mother, accompanies tho young fry for a while,, keeping a motherly eye on tlieui until they are of ago to shift for themselves! aud never did mother guard her offspring more carefully or tenderly. Woo betido tho offender who dares to ndvanco within the homo citclo occupied by thu little bass. If a strauge fish, the mother starts for it with an angry dart. We ouco know one of these parent bass to chase a sun-fish, which had made itself too familiar, so that it jumped t.wo feet clear of tho water, the bass also appearing abovu the surface. About tho middle of Juno the has retire to the neighborhood of sunken boulders, rocky shoals, rapid currents and ledges. Hero arc their favorite lurking places; here thoy de light to revel, playing hide and seek among the nooks ami crannies made by the rocks. Tho muddy bottom and hly pads, of which pickerel aro so fond, thoy despise' and shun. In September they congregate together in large schools and prepare to retire to deep water; and a largo number of them have been seen in Lake Cobbossceconto In that month, lying side by sido in shoal water. Tho last cf September they can only bo found in deep water. Anybody can bait a hook attached to a lino' with a worm and lower it into the water, but everybody can't hook a four-pound bass and capture him in a scientific manner. It requires nerve, skill and long experience. The man who could measure the distance of a fixed star from the earth or produce a painting might be a burglar at bass fishing. Tho favorite method of fishing practiced by our local disciples of Isa.ik Walton is trolling. A boat with a man to propel it is secured; the fisherman teats himself in tho stern, the man in the front part of the boat. The Hies being adjusted and the line reeled out, tho fun commences. A six-foot leader is the best. From four to six flies should be attached as they attract the attention of tho fish much quicker than a less iinmucr. i nc most critical point is when the bass strikes and finds ho is hooked. Then the fish makes a desperate spring out of the water. This peeuliraity is something remarka ble. Salmon and blue fish do so fre quently, trolit rarely, and other fish eldom or never ; but a black bass ot any size will invariably make ono or more desperate leaps, it is a glorious gilt to see his lull length in the water, ns he rises above the surface ho shakes his head violently in an effort to dis lodge tho hook. In falling ho has another trick ot upon the line by which inanumvre ho often succeeds iu getting out. tho hook if the line is taut. When he utlcinps this tho lino should bo slack ened by lowering tho lie, of tho rod as tho bass falls back but instantly resum ing its tension by again raising the top when the fish reaches the water. As the llbh daits hither and yon he is rloadily reeled iu, the line being kept constantly taut, and the pole well up, thus maintaining a springing arch. If the fish is large ono he will require some time to reel him in, as he must bo wor- leu untd tiled out. t ho bass resists and struggles until the last gasp, and iloes not sulk at tho bottom like the iliiion whun he finds his efforts to escape foiled. When the lish has boon led to within a few feet of tho boat the landing net is put under him and thus hp is secured. Like nearly all other fish, bass take tho lly best pist at night or early in the morning. ABlinil l'ei'soa's Sense of Touch It is commonly supposed says Dr. Carpenter in the Jfah'cul Joural, that tho exaltation of ope sense which oc currs (as in tho case of Laura Bridge- man) when other souses aro wanting is hie to an improvement in its organ. But I shall bo able, I think, to stiow you that it is chiefly, if not solely, at tributable to the complete restriction of the attention upon Itw one kind of neiise perception which remains open. tins you well know, in Laura liridge- inan a case, to bo the touch, as to which she has not only an extraordinary tcuteness of discrimination, but tin ex traordinary recollection of differences so Blight as not to b.i even perceptible to ordinary people. Thus, sho can not only at once recognize by a slight touch of the hand all the persons with whom she was intimate, but, when she has oncu held thu hand of a new visitor lor a short time, she can ivcogni.i) that visitor again after an interval of sever tl months, nisi as nnv of us would tlo by our sight. It was a visit which .! .. s !! t iiromcr oi mine paid Her come years ago that put me in ioj.vuou id that fact, lie brought un introduction to her ; anil, his relationship to the waiter oi thai intiodiiction having been ex plained to her,she took one otjhis hands into her own, so an to take in from it the impression of his jiersonality which the seeing person deliver, from looking at the luce llue.illod on her two or tlneo tunes, I believe, dining the visit to Boston, and had conversations with her through her interpreter, ami niter ward traveled for about twelve months in different partr, of the United States, Un uniiniig back to Boston betoio leav ing lor hughuid Iu paid her aunthei visit, nnd she immediately recognized him,-ufier that, interval, when shuloek Ills hand into heis. This is the time of the year at which n small boy win travel through a swiuni nil day long on un empty stomach, and hink in the. mud anywhere fnnn hi ankles to l-n lmt, in catch u couple ,, mull wuit'i lurile-.. and think it glorious ti'i hi I I, 1 1 in misi-r ibl,. i, ) hiiii'i.-i ni A i,i-i .in h K ,,,, Mrftlt.l lo h Imi. hei f-ti. .i . on a m, , ,,-, roa-t, just 'itlei- he has hron drc-usi'd in i i .... . i i . .i i: . . uii'i mil nun it noon iiiinit'i. I'urK lJES or DETISIMq. 1M one Inch tiw Tn Itirlica...... 3 00 sh ax MM son 400 no fcco too 7 00 01 son toon 14 00 It on !i00 3000 m Ir 1-500 1801 800 IS CO 'lion moo MOO vooo 15 eo 8 00 won eoou 60 00 100 00 (tliren Indies..... ! oo pour inches boo Ouarter column., Bto onecolurnn soon 1 1 a rroiumn... ..ioim Ycarlrniliertlenients iiajablnounrterlr. Trnn- slcnt advertlaeinf nt must Im nMtl for before Insert cd except wliero parties hno accounts. tz-sal advertlsoncnta two dollars ver Inch for Ihren Inw rtlnn. nnd nt that rate for additional insertions witlrout reference to length. Executor's. Administrator's, and Auditors notices threodollars. Must bo paid tor when nscrted. Transient nr Local notices, ten cents a line, regu lar advertisements halt rates. cards in the 'liuslness niroctory" column, ono dollar a year for cacti line. ' An Indian Tradition, ,.i NVIIIISC'K tiii: savahi: custom or soai.i1- 1N(1 TOOK 1TH OltKJIN. J'Yom the Ilcltna Jmlepemknl. Hundreds of years ago perhaps'' thousands when the Indians wero all ono tribo nnd under ono gr(5at chief, a dispute aroso in tho tribe ns to whb should become chief, tho old chief hav ing died without leaving a son to suc ceed him. There were two principal aspirants for tho chioftancy, and cacli' of them had a strong following. Tho dispute ended in dividing tho tribe arid in war. Previous to tliis time scalp ing was unknown, as there were no enemies to scalp, tho land being occu pied by only ono people. Peace was, never made between the two fac tions. The chief of one side had a beauti ful daughter, and one of the ; loading Warriois was a suitor for her head. The chief, as a condition to consenting to; give his daughter to her warrior lover, required him to kill the chief of tho op, posing tribe (his old-time rival for the chioftancy), and to bring him proof of, the act. The warrior accepted tin? condition. It was many long miles to, the camp of the enemy and the snow was deep, but ho immediately set out upon his mission. After lying-in wait, near tho enemies camp for days, and undergoing groat suffering from tho oxtrotno cold without having an oppoiv tunity of carrying out his plan, he final ly ono night, boldly entered tho camp, walked into tho great chiefs lodge, slew, him, and, cutting off his head to take, back with him as proof, stalled to return to his own people. Tho next morning the murder was discovered ; also the murderer's tracks in the snow and drops of blood which had fallen from the dead chieftain's captured head. Two hundred warriors started iu pursuit of the murderer. They almost overtook him aud ho could hear them on his track. IIo was al most tired out, and the dead chief's head was growing very heavy, yet ho struggled on with it throw the snow and cold, determined to not relinquish tho proof which would win for him bis bride. The pursuers pressed him so nt length that bo through away every weight but his trophy. They finally gained on the weary bravo so fast that itf-eenied that hemttst either relinquish his pn.o or bo captured, which, of course, would bo death. Whipping out his rudo knifo (it was before tho time of steel knives among the Indians) ho hurridly stripped off the scalp from tho dead man's head and sped on. Thus lightened his load he made his own camp iu safety, the scalp was accepted as stitlioient proof that ho had fulfilled his mission, the old chief no longer witheld his consent, and the bright- eyed daughter of tho forest became bis own. Thus originated tho cus tom of scalping among the In diana. The New Postal Notes. THU l'RI.NTINt! NOW (I01NI1 on woiik or nisTitinuiioN. Tho new postal notes for the trans mission of small sums of money are now being prepared by tho Homer Leo bank notu company, in New York city. They will be ready for delivery about the first of September. The notes aro in shapo nearly like bank notes Thoy are printed in a blank form, spaces be ing left for the names of the postollices from which thoy are sent and at which they are paid. On the right-hand sido of tlio notes are three columns of fig ures, one for the dollars, containing tho figures from 1 to 1, and the second for the dimes from 1 to 9, and the third for the cents from 1 to 9. The post master who sells one of these notes will punch the figures indicating tho amount tor which the note will be received. For instance, if a note for $3.52 is wanted the figures !! in tho dollars col umn, .) in the dimes column antt 2 in the c nts column will bo punched out. Ml counterfeiting or "raising'1 i3 thus prevented. The notes may be bought of any value from ono cent to $1.99. A charge of thrco cents will be made In ulditiou to the taco value ot tho note. I'ho great advantago possessed by the postal notes over money orders is that tho former aro transferrable, so that it will not bo necessary for those who re ce'ivo them to go 'in person for tho money. They may bo used in payment of goods or for other purposes, but must be presented for payment within tew months or their collection will bo more dillicult. Married in a Great Hurry. 'The quickest couitship on record," said one old resilient, "was that of Dr. Nick McDowell, who, driving along tho htrect in his buggv ono day, saw a beautiful girl standing at a window. Uo immediately stopped and hitched his horse, rang tho bell, inquired the lady's inline, was ushered into the pnr lor, announced his name, said ho was 'pleased with her appearance and waul ed to marry her at once' Nothing but tlm knowledge that eho was actually in tho presence of tho celebrated physician kt pt her from fainting. To her pica of 'sui prise at this unexpected announce ment he only replied, 'Now or never. When she asked to 'tako a week to con sider,' ho said, "l am going down street to attend a critical case and have m time to spare right now.' ' 'tiiv.s me a day then. "I'll tell you what I'll tlo. When I am through with this professional visit I'll I..!.... 1 1 ' . , i ii wmu minimi nun gt-i ,t pro'iciii'l . if you've made up your mind to man y me by that time, all right !' and hu left her brcaiblchs and unable to aiticiilalo another word. When he returned thoy were quietly married.' St J.oui'.i J'o.it Dispatch, Doau S.vift was once dining with ,i family iu which the mutton boited of tho number of centuries iu which the magiual prefix "do" had been the right ful' property of her anc slurs The Dean hoard the tedious and oft-told talo to the end, and then delivered his opinion of all that sort of no-Dense bv saying, "Madam, will yon kindly help mo to another piece ol de uinpling ! ' '.loiinv, how many in the human body " hod ' Mine '" Yt r,, stan ' "fit i'i tell bo.'ii eating sli ul for boties are thoro "Whos.t hum in , yii.H'i, fo, .a- You see, l'v breakfiiit, and that upsets the au iioinioal ust i m ale at once. - ) iiM'i r.i (,ax-tu