THE COLUMBIAN AND DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.
Fast Eating.
A Beautiful Terror.
'Pl.nTtntln.. .ntnln ll.nl llinnn
iuasucuion Dcrlormcd in hast', b.ivh !
an exchange, must bo imperfect, oven toil by a band of muMn under tlio
with tho best of toctli, and duo admix- command of a yoimir woman. Sho is
tiiro ot tno shivery Boerotlon or tlio 0I,iy lwonly yeavA 0a nxn 0f grc!it
food cannot tako placo. When n crudu beauty. Her namo is Marin, tho wld-
mass ot iiiaueniiritely crushed tmisular ow 0f iielro Monieo. a bandit chief,
uour, or undivided solid material of w10 wn9 kmC(l onCouiilcr with
any uescription, is thrown into tlio t10 gendarmes. At Ills deatli sho sei
ok.miuuu, u, nuts lis it iiiiiuiiiiiiiuat irri ZC(1 llia CJbino ntul swore to iivengu
...us nuui iii s uumimuii in uiu ,,m, Homc llmL, nfU;r n yoiinjf mail,
mucous iijombrmio lining wlnoli groatly t,0 B011 0f a WcaUliy farmer, fell 1 in
impeues, it it does not nltogutlior pro- iovo with her. and ioined her band in
vent, tho process ot digest ion. When order to bo able to i.rosecuto his suit
uiu iirauuuu in eiuii.g qiucKiy nnu mi- n0 Was. however, ueremntorily ro ect
ing tho stomach with unprepared food 0,i, and in order to rcvengo hlmsell lio
iS habitual thO dlljeStlVO Orcail IS VCtl- t.r,ii-nsm1 linr In l,n nrlini-iti..a Sim
.icrcu tiicapauio ot portormuig its proper wa8 nrrostod, tried and sentenced to
i unctions, lutncr a much larger quiiti- ti,rty years imprisonment. Wh'tlo nn-
UIV Ot lOOd thatl WOllUl bO necessary .Wrmiiirr line niiiiiniiinniit n wnrilnr. !
under natural conditions, is required, or coming enamored of her, favored hut
tho system suffers for tlio lack of noui- csca,)0 nmi accompanied her, but was
laliltlittt 'I'll nd rt nnlinnh ...I.!,. I. . . '
.0.....v..k. a..u.,u uiuiimia ninuu v! u stabbed to deatli by her orders lniniu
intended to ccd Ihuik ly wero either diatelv after sho had reioincd her band
gilted. wttli tho power ot rumination, or KjncB that ncriod sho lias become slill
more redoubtable, her audacity and no-
tiLMlr linviinr Ww1rll1i1m1 mill fllin ltfld
1 . i tir I 'T,V . '".' .....v. .
iiu inwiiiiuu m eai siowiy. vo maa-0 ,er8elf tlio terror of tho country.
must anologiza tor lcininding our read- glio burns barns, carries off cattle, and
era oi tacts so laminar ; out wo do this iovica f0,.clKi contributions. Tho slight
in tho bono that any who chance to C8t .lisobedienco to her orders is pun-
navo iniiuenco with tlio man-
agcrsoflargo hotels where dinners ou. an('a wa..s well informed by tho
la table il hole are in vogue, will tako ,)oa!)anu.v through dread of ven-
I1inn:il.il. in llpmr nlmlll n itumli nnm m I
reform in which theso entertainments
aro conducted. At tho boit and most
irequunt establishments in nlaoes of
fashionable resort, whero multitudes of About forty miles from Green Bay,
health-seekers aro wont to conirreirate. on n hichwav blazed through tho
tho hurried dinners are not only causes woods, and no house within six miles
of annoyauce, but actually no far to of tho spot, a Boston i)ino land man
prevent tho benefit which should bo met a family in a one horso wagon
derived from a change. No sooner is with a ragged cover, and drawn by a
ouo course served than another is iutro- horso so thm that tho umitiiiiic ot his
duced, without civinc tho truest timo ribs could bo plainly heard.
to digest or even swallow tho lirst. "otrantrer, caned tno emigrant, "aro
The eagerness to securo good dividends there any lightning rod men in this see-
takes a particularly mischievous form, lion
when it plies lood on tho plato of a
customer and compels him to consume
it breathlessly. Tho matter may seem
a small one, but it is not.so. Just as a
man may go on for years, with defect
ive teeth, imperfectly masticating his
lood, and wondering why ho suiters
trom indigestion, so a man may habit
ually livo under an infliction of hurried
dinners, and ouduro tho consequent
loss of health, without knowing why ho
is not well, or now.easily tlio causo of
his illne:s might bo remedied.
The Valno of Sods.
A Happy Emigrant.
"Guess not."
'Any life insiirnnco agents V
"No."
"Any sowing maohino fellers V
"Haven't seen any."
"Any tcmperanco reforms, marriago
association, divorce courts, politics,
horso races, lawyers or doctors t"
"t thaink not. This is a new town
ship, and I don't think it has a single
settler yet I
"Then whoa, iiycurgus 1 called the
man as ho drew rein. "This is tho
place I'm looking fur 1 Unload the
children, Sally Ann, and I'll get out
tho bod and cook6tove, and git ready
to squat 1 If this am t next door to
heaven it's about as nigh as our family
will ever git 1'' St. Louis Globe democrat.
Sods aro tho cream of tho soil, con
taining tlio very elements of plant food
that make soil so productive. When
properly rotted this material makes one
ot tho best invigorators to bo found lor
trees, vinos, vegetables and cereals and
is one of the most readily and cheaply
ol'taincd fertilizers in use. Sods may
bo gathered from tho fence corners of
tilled fields, gathered from the surface
after plowing 'and harrowing sward
land, and in many places from tho
road side when tho highways is under
going repairs. To utili.o sods and Be-
cure irom mem tneu uesi icitniztng Kenteman am
'IU u Kuwci m .iuu some ot tho influential members aro
piled up in some out-of-the-way place, persons of pioty and good manners,
ami ino wnoio coverea with nsnes or tl0 tono of ti,0 cliurc, 18 cortai t0 b0
chip dust, or both, to keep tho grass lowered. In same parts of tho country
from growing. A year or two will bo !0,,Mfi n,;,,,, 0nV...u hnn.
required for them to thoroughly decay gi kissing, dancing and rough sky
unless cut down and shoveled over iavking. if t10 paslor is l0 ,.eceivo thu
auer laying long enoiign tor tno grass proteeti, ho callI10t bo indifferent to
to no entirely Killed out. water should lho eouuuct of those who form tho par
uu UJ..1..CU ... i.,i.,...r, i ty, unless when ull is over they como
keep tho jnlo moist and prevent a dry, t0 a better mil)(1 allti acknowledge that
moldy rot. X ho best way to provido thU Iia9 beel) a wron act In that
toi- uiu woumg ( own is to icavo ino caso ho can lako tho m0leyi
irr nnmilni. nr.. I n...il., l.v .Kn.sii I
vwjr vuj.j.iii iu. ,.iiijr tllU 11 UtVI
abundantly thero in a dry timo. To
At a donation partv, n Methodist
paster refused tho proffered monoy bo-
causo against his previous protest, the
young peoplo indulged in kissing. Ho
writes to the Unnsttan Advocate to
ask whether ho might properly have
avoided tho sacrifice. Tho editor re
plies that donation parties are sure to
bring together romping boys and hoy
denish girls, and unless the pastor is a
gentleman and his wife a lady and
The Boss Hog Killer.
According to tho Northumberland
Press Mr. Thomas Emsweller killed
two hundred and fifty-six hogs this
season, up to iH'bruary 3d. the buiv
burrv peoplo even came after him. On
tho 4th of January he killed four for
lion, J. J5. l'acker, and some timo
afterwards ho killed nine on tho island
for the samo gentleman, lorn says
JMr. Packer gave nun tho name of lam
payan or somo other name, wo don't
saving on the farm effected by keeping know which, but whatever it was it
sheep. They aro excellent foragers, meant highcockalorem or boss butcher.
and aro noj dainty in their choice of Tom is a good slaughterer and deserves
food. The nowly sprouted weeds, and having a haiidlo to his name, and we
obnoxious grasses and tender shoots of think ho would bo recognized by all
shrubbery aro palatablo to them, and th civilized world as a boss of his pro
uiuy uius Keep uown many piauis mat i iession.
would 'otherwise bo troublesome to
get such a lot of good material in the
best shape for applying to crops we
would advise mixing it with good, well
rotted barnyard manure. Say about
two loans ot it to ono ot tho manure,
then spread it broadcast on grass and
crops of small grain ; for corn or veg
etables apply nito tho lulls or drills.
What Makes Sheep Profitable.
It may bo noticed that thero is a
farmers, as well as converting into
marketable flesh and wool much that
would not only bo lost, but also which
could not bo otherwise economized by
the farmer in any other way. It is this
that partly makes them profitable, for
overy item saved in tlio expense of
keop, provided such economy is not
falsely practiced, is so much added to
the gain. Sheep should not only be
utilized in every possible way, but also
must bo kept growiug and fattening at
tho proper time, so as to derivo overy
possible result in tho mattor of profit.
Uur common sheep aro active, and, be-
mg native, aro acustomcd to the sec
tions in which they exist, and for that
reason it is much better for farmers to
breed from them with thoroughbred
rams than to attempt at once on the
venturo of a whole Hock of thorough
breds, as It requires pastures adapted
to tho purposes in view, and also care
in sheltering and system in feeding.
A Clergyman's Mistake.
The rector of St. Gaorge's Church,
Southwark, hugland, recently fell into
a laughable blunder. A lady who was
n deaf mute mid a gentleman who was
a foreigner, and unable to speak Kng-
Hsu, came to lum lor tno purpose ot bo
iug married. Tho clergyman, after
much difliculty, made out tho object of
their visit, as ho supposed, and nnpoiu
ted a day for the performance of tho
ceremony m church, lie in tact under
stood that thoy wished to be baptized.
and on tho day set had provided tho
requslto number of godfathers and god
mothers to answer tor them. 1 ho reg
ulur baptismal servico was used over
them ; tliov wero asked if tiioy rcnoiin
ced the devil and nil his works, and
duly signed with tho sign of tho cross
Though tho servico was cot as much as
No man can go into bad company
without suffering for il. Tho homely
old proverb has it very tersely i "A
man can't bito the bottom out of a pan
without smutting his nose."
A minister has denounced kissing
games at church social gatherings. Ills
wife probably suggested that ho should
open his mouth on the subject.
"No, ma'am," said a joweller to n
beautiful lady, "I don't trust anybody
theso days. I would not even irust my
feelings."
When you buy n now lamp chimney
put it in a vessel of cold water, set it
on tho stovo nnd let it boil. You can
never break that chimney unless you
throw n llat iron at it.
Any livo man can slrat nil carthquako
shook in u neighborhood. All ho h.n
to do is to ask pcoiilo if thoy felt it and
imagination nuts uiu urn.
Tho wealth of flowers is sometimes
wasted on tho vacant air, but not more
frequently thnn tho wealth of men h
wasted on tho vncant heir.
"No, indeed," said the. widow, "I
shant, marry Mr. Thug, lio wanted
mo without any encumbi'iances at
any rate ho gavo my boy a toy pistol
yesterday.''
A Sacramento man carelessly leaves
his unibcrelln, has it stolen, and then
makes tho thief fork over $3 or stand
arrest or prosecution. Kree Press.
A most economical woman lives in
this town. After the death of her in-
fnnt she used tho rest if tho soothing
syrup to poison rats. Isornstown Herald.
Yo., said tho actor to his brother
Thespian, who hnd sworn off, you'll
stick ; yon always do.
Lots'of people pay livo per cent moro
for iroods in Canada for tho sake of
smuggling them over the border.
A Dublin man boarts that he has
written DUO anonymous letters to offi
cers of the law in tlio last two yoirs.
A Harlem boy lately attempted to tio
a knot in a mule's tail. Ho was a good
boy but ho has gone to meet his grand
mother.
Wo sneer at tho Sianieso for wor
shiping the elephant ; but just think of
me money mat is pum mi mis cny u
nualy just to seo it.
Bob Ingersoll is still inquiring
" What shall wo do to bo saved ?" Bob
is a promim nt Republican.
Oscar Wildo is 'said to have been
completely carried away with Niagara.
This will be cheering news to thous
ands of American home. Louisville
Courier-Journal.
Tho French settlers in Michigan uso
notched sticks for keeping accounts.
By making various kinds of notches on
tho edges of nn octagonal stick n foot
long, a farmer can record all his money
matters for a vear.
W'nsliliiKtoit irvliiK'H 'Crnyon
Papers."
This very Prince In tho realm of letters
is at last able to enter the homes of ordi
nary mortals. Until lately his inimitable
productions have been practically inacccs-
ible on account of their high cost. The
recent expiration of copyright has freed
them from the short-sighted monopoly
which lias preferred tn harvest the dollars
of tho thousands rather than the dimes of
tho millions of his countrymen who tako
delight in his memory. The very beauti
ful Elzevir edition of his "Crayon Papers,"
with a brilliant sketch of the Life of Irving
by tho poet, If. . Stoddard, making a
volume of over 330 pages, Is just Issued
and the publisher with a view to securing
promptly the Immense sale that is neces
sary to make the low price possible, offers
to send, If ordered at once, a specimen
copy, In neat cloth binding to any address,
for the nominal price of 35 cents, or In
half llussla binding for 45 cents. Irving's
complete Works nro offered for prices
ranging from less than ijO.OO, upwimls.
The cheapest edition until recently cost
over 30.00. The publisher will send
specimen pages free to any ono upon re
quest. JOHN If. AliDKN, Publisher, 18
Vcscy Street, New York.
SCREENINGS.
Nilson slung double eagles for Xmas
gifts.
When lovers quarrel tho taffy trado
weakens.
In a few months moro it will be tho
same "old year."
This is tho height of tlio season for
the veteran pie eater.
Where tho servant girl is in tho
house tho plumber loses no time.
Raising the "dust" taking up S. col
lection in church. N. Y. Com. Adv.
Bad associations wound up lho St.
Louis Press Club. Too much draw poker
and general cusscdness.
If every tree is known by its fruit,
what kind of fruit does tlio nxlctreo
bear t
"No," ho said, "I don't bjlievo that's
a very good, cigar it's put up in too
much style.
Dear me, if thoy had only discovered
tho North I'olo and cut it Syracuse
Herald.
In the bauds of the small boy entire
ly fiendish tho pin is mightier than tlio
swear it causes.
And now collins nro Bold on tho in
stallment plan. The next thing in this
lino will bo misfit caskets a specially.
N. Y. Com. Adv.
Envelopes were first used in 1830,
but tho letter writers of those good
old days wero too sensible to uso ragged
edge noto paper.
Tho Hov. Ting sing foo, is discoura
ging tho opium smoKing nauit in nnd
thoy expected, thoy supposed it was the "bout Kun-ohow, Iwi-chong and Slob-
newest, wav oi Boicm inzmLT mairii uuiiv.
and departed, imagining themselves
man nu wife, Tho next day tho rector
received from thorn a package contain
ing a pieco of the wedding cako nnd a
llttlo note of thanks from tho couple.
Horrified nt tho discovery of tho mis
take, the clergyman rushed to tho hotel
As tho world had no window glass
up to tho beginning of the nineteenth
century then tho proverb about "peoplo
who livo In glass houses h not as "ni l
as tho hills."
"Here." aid pleasant-looking caller
YDB& E. PaWKHAWi'S
VEGETABLE 00MP0UND.
1 n 1'iwltlTj Cnro
.'ur till tlione 1'nlnftil Complaint! nnd Vf f ftLnratca
u cuiuniuu tu our bct ftf mule population.
Mi'illrlno for Wnniin. Inirntoil bj n Woman,
rrrpartMl liy n Woman,
' Crtftln! SUilltll DlitoTtrf felu0 IUnn tt llUlorf.
tSTH rerlrci tho drooping iplrlU, InYltforfttc and
junnoQUiM the orgtutlo functtaafl, glrei elasticity nod
tlromoxito lho Btep, reatoreatlienaturallustro totho
?re, and plinta on tlio paid chtxlcofwomu the frtbh
roi of Ufe'a t prlnu and early BiimriuT time,
r Physician. Use II and Prescribe II Freely -19
It remorps ralntncu, mtulencj-, d.-ilroj all itu lug
fcr BtlmuUtit, and relievo vreabaeu of the stomach.
That foellni of bcarlnif down, ca l.lnz pln, weight
and lAfkoche, U alwayfl jiermanentlr curud ly It use.
For lho cure orKldner OomplulMi of cither
thU Compound 1 uuiurpuaicd.
i.tiiu v. nvKiiAirti m.onn i-ritii'ir.u
will eradicate every toalitfe ur liiunor tloui the
Moo I, a id utve tono and ttrvnirlh to lho ijitem, of
uianwoiiuuiurchlid. ltmlit ou uaUig It.
II th the Compound and lllood Turlnor are prepared
ItttJandStt Weitem Avenue, Lynn, Mali. Trice of
llther, tU Sir bottlee for A Sent by mall In the form
e.f pills, or of loienzce, on rocciptof price, $1 per bos
foreUher. Mrs. Tinkhatn freely antwerialllctterf of
Inquiry, Encloae3it.fttamD. BendforpauphUt,
Nn fmlly tnuM I wlTliiiilt I.YI1IA E. 1'IVKIIAM'S
UVKH I'll-US. Thur cuie coiutlpatliui, Llllouiimw,
and torpidity of the liver, tl centl per bos.
eySoldby nlll)rualsla.-() ()
J:
where they wero staying, explained tho to the editor, "just tnku this and insert
matter as best he could, and hurried it to fill up. P. S. It win a demijohn
them back to tho church, when they ot lummoKy wuisKoy.
were married this timo in duo and nn
cieut form.
Whlttior recent v receivod from a
Chicago woman 200 visiting cards,
with a renuest to writo his namo on
each, as slu was to givo a reception,
and desired to present her guests with
Homo memento ot the event.
Edwin Boptli has beon presented
with a silver laurel crown in Berlin.
It was lately shown in a suit in Paris
that a married man had paid over $20,
000 blackmail rather than let Ids wife
know that ho hid written nn actress
two love letters.
A man who had wont noross the At
lantic for tho first time said ho did not
think ho was muoh of a sailor nt start
ing, but when he was ono day out hu
felt as though he could heave' up nn anchor.
I
CSKEAY CURE
THE
As It Is for all tho p&Laful diseases of the
KIDNEYS, LIVER AND BOWELS,
St Cleanses lho svslem of tha aarld nolaoa
thai causes tho dreadful suirerintf which
oal tho iUms rt JlSoumaUsin can roalUo.
I , TH0U3,,w33 OF OAS CO
of the wor t forrl ct this torribla 4'3"&u
H .harj beca qulol.'y relieved, and In short Uae
I'LIiFfcOTUY CURED.
IIQUDCT UUY, r-OID 1)Y MUt(iHT!i,
CI il- I t can taoseitt by inatL ir:i
vtf "-""'
tx- " 'ft
ArothoPuroetarKl :
Blttorscvcr la
They n-o comjioitittl- . n.
iTopn, il.iH, B.ir'n, J' il' .! ,
:d D.-'uklio'i,- rd I.
..ml iii".ifc vn'.u. ' i iii.'dii'.
bt.l
bet
lho world nnd cv .dnin i.'l In
and mort curntivo jirojiOitios of nil
oilier remedies, boin tin grealocit
Jllood f'lirillcr, .hivor itegnlator,
and Life ntul Health Bcstoring
Agent on earth. No dise.oco or
ill health can possibly long r-i.-if.
whero nop Bitten nro used, bo
Yaricdnuapcrfcotthelr operation.
Thoy gno now life niul vigor to
l!io ngcil ntul infirm. Ti nil
v.hoijo employments causo i. . ;;'.t
i. vity of tho bowels or uriin.y
i .guns, or who reriiro nn A;.-ioli-z.v,
Tonic- and mild Stimulant,
1 oji Bitter aro invaluable, jeiii'
I i"!.!y urntive, lonio and stiinu
I. ';, without intoxicating.
"j . .. matter vlmt your feelings or
fuiil'inins are, what tho difcitso or
('.lmei.ti', luo nop Bitters. Don't
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only feol bad or miserable, uso
jrop Bitter3atonco. Itmayfavo
jour life. Hundreds linvo been
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j nid for a caso they will not euro
r help.
Jnrmber, jio) Bitters is no
ila, drugged, drunken nostrum,
i at tho Purest and Best Mcdicino
(Ter made; lho "Invalid's Friend
rrd liojie," and no person, or
"' 'i1! 1 - i !H f, it. (31
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BhOOiMSBUUG, PA.
M inufacturtrs ot
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View reduced to mil the timet.
MOTHERS READ THIS.
Mono lUJgc, Ni V.
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BLOOMSBURG. PA.
ISpccr's Port Grope Wine!
FOUR YEARS OLD.
mills l!HI.i:illlTED NAT1VK WINE is niado
1 from the Julcool lho Oporto Grape, raised In
tins country its mv&iuaoju
Tonic and Strengthening Properties
aro unsurpassed by any other Natlvo Wine.
Intr the puro Julco of tno drape,
lie-
nroaucod under
Mr. sneer's own Dersonai supervision, its Dunty
and irenulncness. aro iruarantecd Tho VOUDCCSt
cblldiDny partake ot its Renerous riualltles, und
uiu weaKosi invaiui uso il to iuivuuuiku. 11. ia
tlculmlv bennlleliil tn tho ncred and debilitated.
and suited to the various ailments that affect tho
weaker sox. It Is In overy respect A. WINE TO
UULIKlf Ua,
J. SA'LTZER'S
General Sewing Machine Depot,
Fifth Store Below MarM St.,
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
SPEER'S
Jo Sherry.
Tho p. .T. silKliiiY u a wlno of .Sunrlor char
acter, and nartokes of tin rich qualities of the
Brapo rrom which it is male. Kor l'urlty, inch.
ness, flavor nnn jueuieinai rropcrtios, it wm uo
iouiiu unexceiica.
SPEER'S
P. J, ISrsmdy.
This IlRANDY stands unrivalled In this Country
neinp lar supenorior menicinai purposes.
IT is HUHW distillation from tho grape.and con
tains valunnln mnlclnal nronwrtlos.
ir. nas a ue iclu navur. uinitiar lu Luab ui luo
raoes. from which It H distilled, and Is In L'reat
avor nmonir Urat-cUss families.
SpntlnitlliOBlirnaturoor ALFUKD SPEEll. fas-
Eaio JN..I. is over mo corK oi eacu come.
SOJLD BY O. A. KLEIM.
AND UY DHUQQISTS EVEU VUEUE.
scpt.S2,'sa, i-y.
R n dJOflper day at home
HW IV WWVfgQ
Kainplos worth I!
AdlrdHS8TlN8uM . Co. 1'or
inirchU
CO,
i-y
airrnA WEE1C
costly outntfree.
Augusta, Maine,
Hi a day at borne easily made
AuureHi -i iiiiii a i;u
uarcu m.iy
BUIISOHUIH FOll
THE COLUMBIAN.
SI. 50 A YHAIJ.
m
CURES WHERE All ELSE U1L5.
U(tOouEliHymn. TtwHSRoort.
Uso lu lltue. H..tl by drUKKUts,
nld
Alts. H
isood. 14
l.la
Jan 28 sj-ly.
WIS EI
ddIo nro always on tho
ookout for chances to In
creao their carnlntrs.and In
time bocome wealthy : thoso
viha do pot Improvo their opportunities remain in
iy men, women, Diys and cms to
work for us riant In their own localities. Any one
verty. We offer a i
iVo want winy men,
ran rtn the work nronerlv from tho llrst stirt. Tho
business will pay moro than ten times ordinary,
waires. Expensive outtp furnished free. No one
wno eDages iaus iu iuuku uiuuej rupiui. iw.
can devoto your who'o time to tho work, or only
run iniormaiiou aim ui
your SDato moments,
uiui is ni't'ijii t;ui tree.
ortland, .Maine.
Addr.'SS 8TIN60N CO
Dec. 8, 'ss-iy
MMtel White Sewios Mm
New Davis Vortical Feed bew-
ing Machine,
New Home Sowing Machine,
Household Sewing Machine,
Estey Sewing Machine,
Genuine Singer Sewing Machine,
I Singer Pattern Sewing Machine
iiinrt,mr.nn hoit Sowlnir Machine Oil. nnd Nee.
dies for all sowing macolnes. Sewlnp; JUcWnes
sold on monthly payments- Liberal discount
made for cosh. Every machine purchased from
me is warrnnteuto oo Koot in goou runuiunur.ier
mr nvn venrs free of charze. and thorough In.
structlons given by tho host lady operator In this
part 01 the state ireo ot uimrite. aauiuiuu iu
stock ot machines before purchasing,
iAiV!iif.V ?r(,U I'hlM KWNU. KtHTUUl.su .
Vv.A''S'!1'',''ll'l,,''',l'"l!1',
5f
MRU
Anu
Ion
nnmiii MiTrn i a tn in
IflTT.-U U tbi lt rrt)MtUi fat
llifMitiftl I TUd,I bovuMMflhrr
lLAKAlLI&LllLLUM.U-liclviBa
Irwur tttfcdd Oij Hint W lh Iwiaf ttiM
irrminii your "ijuta nu,"
turrit tti tttlWartion it Sord4 m:
1 U Uyt III I'LAKLtiM Wn rTtl
TEACHERS
une so-iy a'a
uiiurrn t i nn Per
Strailr Uiiiploymrnt .luiinff
BI.IMN.i ,,H.I hrrilMF1.!!. AJdreil
J, L. MlUl'ltUY Of I.U., l-IIIIuci.iiia,i
OctOSMy
pni wui'L' in vnur own town. Terms and 15 out
OUnt freo. Address II, IUllst & co I'ortland
Maine, marcui-iy
LEGAL BLANKS,
ALWAYS ON HAND
AT THIS OFFICI:
A Wick made at homo ti.v the Industri
ous. Host business now before the
public. Capital not needed. Wo will
start ou. Men, women, boys and elrls
wanted everywbero to work for us. Now lstho
time, iou can mu'k iu spare tune, ur givu your
whole time to the business. No other business
will pay you nearly as well. No one can tall to
make enormous pay, by encaging nt once. Costly
out tit and terms frve. Money made fast, easily,
and honorably. Address Tiii'K & Co , Augusta,
diainu. nee. o, o-iy.
PAYNE'S I O t'lorsoQpark.Arrostlng
I'orluble Di-;lno haa 1 ut I0.IU0 ft. ur Mlchliruii llnv
lloiinU In 111 hour, b irnlng blab Irnui luu buw in
Cllll'IUUl K'llglUI.
Our 10 tlorie vt Guaranlet lo furnlth power to
taw 8,000 lo t of llcmlnck Ho ird In 10 hour. Our
is limit ulll tul 10.(100 I'trt n iiiiie lime.
if r Llluiri lira i.i'AitAnitr.ii iu
f -ill Ii u li(Te icr on j !
f u 1 nnd u Bier tliiitl anv other En
na not Unci ulili an Auioniailc
Cut Dir. If you want a manoimry
or I'nrlalilu Kuitlne, Uollvr, Clrcii
i.ir Kmv-.Mii . Mian nir or I'uuey.
itiicr rat i r Aieuuun i-aium
Wniufli'-lrnn 1'ullry, nnd for uur
llln.liut d cutaloKiiv, No, U, for
Inform.ition and prlcn.
11. W. I'AYNE i BDN8.
Corning, N. Y. Ilox lr.
Jan, 6, 63-1 y.
mi QUflHO BO
Oif m:up lEDrotji, .mash.
I l-AlTtTIia AMI CliNl'OVSDEIU OK
Ilrh Z.v.i ZJTzW Ctrmglli, far Quenl k Cce:lil rtrpous.
llairanti-'-l iHn-UrUi, lull
niiitnirrrUl ilu, 4
riiti)ill intMliaulral con
nmuii riuinii iiiijiinrin
In.ni Wrtiouti bu 'I I1
wtrr ijuinintr r. it. Tir
i tnliil, ronvriilculfur Wtttr
lrtiiiiirutlou. ItelUbU
I flrmt w ntfd 4 drtUn , 10
I whom territory cd V w
tii(, irr, ii art,
ireiiiurrr.jii'w jipu'
. r TiT uri' i 'S lorin inumi ur iw
ctonLc v; Mnitc,
mrprpr- aa rhittii rt no a wii Kt v new vontf.
f ll KAltMKHS MAND-JIOOK ON
tlANUHI-.U A.MJ jIl.AlH.iW C'UUIU" UllUtrAlOO.
r feb 2-w
1 rt" X
V V.-.7lJ lM tV
SIBLEY'
IUnbrtcet every detlrabU povcllv olUAU MAI
tUt Maun, fullr deicillKd Is flulr rflnnuriu
severythinghbI
w
1 00.(10
1'Rll MONTH
anted Teachers I
Steady employment during pprltgnnd
Hummpr. AiMri's .I. fi. MrnittlllV CO..
fcbMw d 1'hll.ulelplila, Pa.
Thero is no Baking Powdor equal to lho
Its nualitios, Medicinal and Culinary, guarantee Health
and Luxury.
Every buyev should
Select an Organ
That guarantees good
JlJvcry day work and
Years of service.
Every Kstey Organ
bold is made
I'ltroituhout with
Equal fidelity, and
Yields unrivaled tones.
Send fvr llUatrakd Catalogue.
3, ESTF.Y & CO., Draltlclioro, Tt.
RAILROAD TIME TABLE
Mead!y m Ma The MigM
miTW-TfTM'rn
b Ij
SUPERIOEITY OP
STYLE.
Excellence of
LA PERFECTION OF
FIT.
Unrivalled btock
of Spring Clothing
iMiiinifiiciiii'i'il ICx
piTssly for
WWW!'
AM
PENNHYIA'ANIA KAIMIOA1). PHIL.
AIIRI.IMIU ft IitllE tt. II. DIVISIOM AMn
NbUTHUIIN CENT11AI. 1IAII.WAY.
TIMI3 TAIILK.
Id cITect January Ulli, 1593. Trains lcnvo sun.
bury.
KASTWAItl),
o.sn a. m Lock Haven Exntcss for Ilnrrlsburir
and inlcrmedlato stations, Lancaster. Philadel
phia, New yoik, naiiimoro anu wnsiunitton, ar
riving at l'hlladi'lphla 8.V0 p, in. ; N ow Yorlr, C.HO
p. m. i Ilaltlmore, 5.03 p. m, ; WnshlngtOD 0.4) p.
in.
l.Bsp.m. Day express for llnrrlshurg nnd In.
Icrmedlalo stations, Lancaster, I'hlladelpliin, New
York, ItaUlrnoro and Wnshlnirion. arriving nt
Philadelphia T 21 p in. i New York, 10.25 p. m. :
Ilaltlmore, 7.1ft p. m.; Washington, s.io p. m. Pull
man parlor car through to i hlindclphla nnd pas
eetigcr coaches through to Philadelphia and Dalit
moro. 8.B0 p. m. Wllllnmsport Accommodation for
Harrlsburg ant all lnieimcdlatu Mntlons, Ijin
ramcr, I'lilladelpnla and Now Tork, nrrlvlngat
Philadelphia if.ftJ n, in.; Now York G20n. m,
Bleeping car eccommodauons ein bo secuicd nt
llnrrlshurg ror Philadelphia nnd Now York. Phila
delphia patsSHi'gers can iein.Uu In fclcepcr tindls
tin Lu ll until" ii. in,
1.05 a. m. Erie Mall for nnrrlsburg nnd lntcr
medlalo Btntlons, Lancaster, 1'hllnilelpliln, New
York, llalllmoro and Washington, arriving at
Philadelphia 7 S3 a. in.; Now York, 11. SO a. tn. ;
llalllmoro 7.40 a. m. : Wn?hlncton. 9.10 n. in.
Through Pullman sleeping cura nro run on this
train to Philadelphia, Hammer nnd M inlilngton,
and through passenger coaches to Philadelphia
nnd ilaltlmore.
tt'lliTWAHD,
.!i5 a. m. Erlo Mall for Erie nnd nil lnlcrmrdlato
stations with through Pullman Palace car nnd
through passenger coaches to Krlo,
For Canandalgun and lutcrmtdlato stations,
llochestcr, llnlTalo and Niagara Tails, Willi Pull
man l'alaco car and passenger coachca through to
Rochester.
l.s p. m. Niagara Express for Knno nnd Inter
mediate stations with through passenger coaclus
to Kane. For Cannndalgua nnd ptlnctnal lnter
medlato stations, lloeheiiter, nutlalonnd Niagara
Falls Willi through parlor car to watLlna and
through passenger coaches to llochestcr.
6.HS p. in., Fast lino for Lock lluven nnd Intcrmc
dlato stations, and L'lmlrn, Wnlklns and Interme
diate stations, wllh through passenger coaches to
Lock Haven nnd WatUins.
THItOUail TRAINS I'OU RUNIltJUY FllOM THE
EAbT ANU SOUTH.
Niagara Express leaves New Yoik, 0.15 a. in.;
PlilladelDh'a, -Una. m.; llalllmoro 7.80 a. in., ar
riving at Kunbury, l.0 p. m., with through Full,
man Parlor car from 1'hllndelphta nnd through
passengi-r coaches from Philadelphia nnd ilaltl
more. Fast Lino Icarcs Now York 8.00 a. m. ; Philadel
phia, u 03 a, in.; Washington, tun a, m.; llalll
more, lo 45 a. m., arriving at Sunbury, p. in.,
with through pnssenger coaches from Philadel
phia and llalllmoro.
Erlo Mall leaves New York 8 00 p. m.; Philadel
phia, ll.no p.m.; Washington. o-M) p. m.i Haiti
more, 11.15 p. m , arriving nlSunburv, il no a. in.,
with through Pullman Pa'aco sleeping cars from
l'hlladi'lphla, Washington and llaltlinoro nud
through passenger coaches from Philadelphia.
SUNUIT.V. IUZI.KTON Wll.KKS-IUKHK 11AII.U04D
ANO NOBTH A' WtST IlKUhCIl llAILWAY.
Mall East leaves Bunburv fl 45 n. in., arriving nt
llloom Ferry 7.41 a. in., WflLes-barro o 20 a. m.
Express East leaves Sunbnry 0.33 p. m., arriving
at llloom Ferry 0.31 p. m Wllkcs barro 8 10 p. m.
Mali West leaves wilkcs-bnrro io.ro a. m., arrlv
lngat llloom Ferry 12 08 p. m , Sunbury l.os p. m.
Express West leaves Wllkes-barro 5 30 p. m. nr
rhlng nt llloom Ferry 7 07 p. m, Bunbury 8.05 p.
in,
CHAS. E. PUOII, J. H. WOOD,
ueu. Aiauager. ucn. rassoagcr Agent.
piIILADELPHA and KKADING KOAD
ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER
TRAINS.
Juno 20, 1882,
THIIKS LZAYE KCrBIlT AS KOLI.O Wfl(SCND Y
KXCKrTKP.
For Now York,PhlladcIphia,llendlng,Fottsvll!o
Tamaqun, c 11,49 a. m
For Catawlssa, 11,15 a. m. 4 fo and 7,20 p. in.
For WlUlamsport, 0,15 s,M n. m. and 4, OS p. m.
TRAINS FOR KDrlUT LKAYK AS fOLLOWS, (StNDAT
sxciirrKn.)
Loavo Now York, via. Tamanend 0,00 n. in. nnd
via. Bound llrook llouto 7, is n. m.
Leave Philadelphia, 9,49 a. in.
Leavo Heading, 11, w a, m., t'ottsvlllo, 12,S0 p. u
andTamaqua, 1,85 p. in.
Leave Catawlssa, 0,10 8,10 a. tn. and 4,00 p. m.
Leave WUlUmoport,9,45a.m,2,oo p.m. and4,so p. m
Passongors to and from Now York, via. Tama
nend and to and from Philadelphia go through
vlthout change ot cars.
J. E. WOOTTEN,
General Manager
C. O. HANCOCK,
Gonoral Passenger and Ticket Agent.
Jan. 10, iS6l-tf,
Wo
giianiiilco
Stylo, Qmiliiy,
and Workmanship,
to lio tlio
BEST.
Also a Very Suporior Line of Gents' FURNISHING GOODS
for Spring and Summer.
THE LATKST ANU NKWEST SlMtlNG STYLES OF HATS,
Just Receiv. ("I, af
the Popular Clothing Store of
I). LO WEN BERG.
DELAWARE, LACKAWANNA AND
WEsl'EltN HAILltOAD.
BLOOMSBURG DIVIBtON.
NOHTH,
p.m. p.m. a.m.
'6 a
o 15
9 09
0 03
8 Oil
6 43
g it
S SI
o ii
9 87
9 30
0 21
9 It
9 14:
8 23
8 25
8 10
6 07
S 00
0.1
1 50
1 42
1 S5
1 25
1 IS
1 03
7 401S 42
7 33 12 23
7 SO 12 15
1 SO 12 00
7 13 11 17
7 09 11 40
7 C5 U 32
6 57 11 10
C tl 10 ts
0 45 10 50
6 37 10 44
U 18 10 2i
0 10 10 03
6 04 10 C
t 45 9
9 01
9 01
8 55
8 47
8 19
8 28
8 17
8 12
8 05
7 (0
7 Oi
7 41
7 as1
7 33
7 29
7 U
6 45
STATIONS.
Scranton...
liellevue.
Tayiorvuie.
...Lackawanna.
l'lttston....
,, Went l'ltt8ton
Wyoming,.,
Jlaltby...
..Bennett...
Kingston..,
Kingston. .
Plymouth Juno
,...i'iymouiii.,
Avondalu
Nantlcoko.
llunlock'Btreok
....bmckuninny,
....Hick's Fcrrv,
....Iieach Haven.
lierwick .
Briar Creek
...Willow Grovo.
Llir.o Hldgu,,
r.spy..,,
...liloomsburg
HUDcrt....
Catawl'a llrldge
.....uauviiiu.,..
.....cnumsky,.
Cameron . .
Norlhumbcrl'd
SOUTH
a.m. p.m. p.rr
iu
9 eo
0 45
9 ft
9 53
10 o;i
10 18
10 18
10 18
10 20 3 02
3 00
3 10
3 18
S 33
3 45
S 51
8 57
2 CI
10 34
10 42
10 55
11 07
11 13
11 20
11 to
11 45
II 09
11 55
18 IS
12 45
4 07
4 12
4 20
4 S7
4 83
4 f8
4 tC
6 (9
5 25
6 17
6 22
li 27
0 34
t, 41
0 40
0 51
0 55
0 08
1 02
7 10
7 17
7 22
7 10
7 87
8 00
8 25
8 40
8 50
9 00
8 00
8 05
8 10
8 18
8 25
8 SO
8 5
8 52
0 00
9 01
V 20
p.m. a.m. turn.
p.m. p.m. a.m.
WEBER-HilRDMM
W. F. HALSTKAD, Sunt.
Superintendent's onice. seranton. Feb. 1st, 1862.
fiH
1 Restores the Youl
PIAITOS,
FINU INLAW EKKN0H WALNUT CASK ORGAN, 9 STOPS, 00 (JASI1.
l',uy lYiuirt. SatlNlUctlou Giiiiiaiiteoil.
A. GO 1ST '3 FIA.1STO 'W.3R-E EOOMS,
MUdlC MALL Hl.OrK, WILirBS-BARlXIl, PA
June I
'Xnntt4 imtruttiM Ytfitallt nd FJntrCub I
OF ALL PLANTS, FOR ALL CROPS,
FOR ALL CLIMATES.
Wa bra tha Invest f.iriucrii. lar'Gtt need uroir.
rrt i.:iJ lugutt veil iU'uU'ruiynhcri heuca
li . ' itruiut IK-U.'ici mr prcKiuriuir lii .i nri'iia
A f u.r jfj art lef.'.J. ftud only tho bet aeut out
(Ur .aaiilrtiraf;u ail ITiu LUlXixltxt Till'.
oiiiiATUMT hi:i: HTOiti: in this
WOItl.il TO YOIJll OWN HOOK. II In.
(I iilra ull tha doalnibla naw nd eUndard vartcti.
tf V v . Vi iftabla, IKI.l and TrcoHeoda, ....4
1" .fi noutntlllltoaniraddroiia.
Ill 7.MYI SIBLEY &. CO. SoodotT Cll
Uwcliaatar, N, 1, und Clileuiro, 111,
A A S Fcb9-ly
r ii am conuinica iiuucmnvuiiiii. iibtibit
I til ti ln Informttioo known to tb iutbo of ilr I
aniHff rori'rttBt, nmta net on tppuekuoa.
Potor Honder8on & Co..
35 & 37 CortUndt St., New York.
SUBSCUIUH NOW FOR.
TJIE COLUMBIAN
$1.60 AYEAlf
OUT THIS OUT1
WohnvostoroalnlO loadlnu Cltloa,
from bloh our aetata obtalu (heir rupi lira quickly,
tfiii l'liulurlea ami I'rliicliml, Olllfi'a aiu it
llilf , P.i. Maud tor pur Niiv CiiIuIujiuu and
UniK to aa-tiiU Addnwa
M, il, LOVELL a&WoTti:a
March 8-ly
REST
not, life Is sweeping Dy, ko
and diro before jou dlo,
ometulni; inluttty and suu.
llmo leavu behind to connuer
Htno " tu a week you own town. 15 ouuli ireu,
No risk. F.verythtne now. On Pal not required.
We wllllarnlsii joueverjlUlnif. Many uro makluif
fortunes, Ladles make as much as im u, und bo a
und t'lrla in urnat pay. Iti udrr, It jou want
Umluets at which you cuu make fc'ivat pay ad I lie
lime, wrlto for particular to 11. !Ui.utrr K Co.,
I'oitland,. Maine, ueo, 8, -ej-lv,
rj ait I J.TtlaH
FARMSiHOMES
The best In tho world, an easily obtained tn Da.
koto, Minnesota and Northern Iowa, (Jet r ad
to movo in lho soring. Hrbl coine, best fcf el,
County mapi, deBcilpllon of lands, rales of , i.
no aud might furnished free by nll.xH
POTT. Agent, CUU ago, Milwaukee i St. au
ll'y, WIUlausiMrt, i'v. No trouble to auwe
(pteotlons, l' fvbv-4w
SAE5.3l3E4l'S
HAIR BALSAM.
Tins clccantOrcssinr
Is jircfcrrcd by those
. VtlioliavcuseditjtQQny
A&unlbr article, on ao
3count of its superior
jjdeanllneis and purity,
fit contains materials
only that are beneficial
to tho scalp and hair
nnd id way $
I Color to Crey or Faded Hair
Parker's Itair Balsam ! finely perfumed and Is
warranted to prevent falling of the liair and to re.
QdandruiTand itching, IIiscox fc Cq t lYi
A Superlative Health and Strennth Reilorer.
If you aro a meclianic or farmer, worn out with
omuork, orainoilieriundouii by family or house
hold duties try l'AitKcu'a (Jinceh 'Punic.
Ifyou urcoUnycr, rainister or business man ex'
jiaqsted jy piental strain pr pnxlom pates, do not takq
(ntoxicatulgsnmuUntSibuliisoPaiker'sOingerTwi?
Ifyouliavo Consumption, llyspepsia, llheuma.
Iim, Kuncy Complaints, pmnyilitordcrofthelungs,
stomach. I els, blood or nwei.l'AKKKn's Cikcbr
I onic will cure you. Il is lho Greatest I Hood Purifier
And the Best and Gurttt Cough Cure Ever Uiti.
If vou nro wasting away from age, dissipation or
any disease ur weakness and remiiie a stimulant talcs
GiNCEHToNicatonret !( ill invigorate and build
you up from tho first dose but will never Inlojiicate,
It has saved hundreds of lives) it may tavo yours.
CAUTION t-Itdun all lutitltulM, I'.tt.r'i OlprnToali II
compoie4 of tlie Uit rtwi.Jal snuti la tk worM, tail Uinllrdy
dlBtrvDl froin vi.rttloiil ef aina.r lon. EroJ for circular V9
JIUccs li Cc.,X, y, I0, li U.,, alil.al.ii la diugi.
GREAT BAV1NQ HUV1NQ POUAn SIZE.
Its run aad lasting Kiirance Iiu asada thia
delighifulpcKumeckceeUiugly popular, 'llier.
It nothing like It. Insist uinhavuig rLOKBt.
ton CoiooHB and look fur signature of
"s mms vurixa tie. SIZE.
n
I Mar