ylxle Coltuqbikq. .AH Eites op DVcyisiHq. A II! I 00t.DUIHAI)P.HOCnAT,ltAnOFTtlir NORTH ftnd ro. LVMRIAK, C!onlllil(ltlHl. 1M Una indi tloo Two mriiM w st it It .HOI In.ncil V rrklr livery I'rlilnjr .llornlnir, m. tlt.OOMSIIl'UO.COI.VMIlIACO.Piu ' f !M 1300 800 IS 00 4 01) nop SIN) I no ... - . H. 1 . . . . llrrrc lrytiv..(M4 (10 JO) .lion. .it in lour inflief,.,. into Ounrt'T tufo.lilrt.tOM Half ifiluinn .. . Inoo Onecolumu soon jot), Ifjno isto t"" nr' inti ,ir,(oj i n 14 01 lion sh bo ' mi JijO . CO 00 600) 100 fO twxa nipcr uiscwntintHii except at titu ontlon ,tl,f' .1 I 'I. Hi . i i or . ' All papers sent out of tntf State or w distant post omces must be nalil form advance, ilnlc-a a respon. Klbio pron In Columbia county auines to pay llio HulHcrlntlontlito on demand, ' Yrntl n(Hertl9irntji nmabiflniinrterli-. Irnn- i vV' If Mont nil vert l-ciucnls must bd pn Id nr licforc lnrn t pd except wlierdpartletihaio accounts. !. rotrnl ndMilsrtrient Uvoidollara per Indi f, r lliw lnwrtloni, add nt that rnto lor nddlllor.hl Insertions without rcfcrcnco to length. IIxeriilorXAdmlnlRtrntor'K.nndAudltor'ttnotlcil tbrec dollars.- Mast bo paid for ijhen rtsertcdf: Transient or Local notices, ten rents a line, re ttu ' ; , ' ,,. 1-iMi'AK k is tip longer oxacfea rrorrt SutiacTlwrs initio county. , . JOB P HINTING. 'II' TlioJoublng Department of Hie Cowhrun Is very, complete, and our .lob Printing' will compare favor ably wlili thatot tliolarfrecltlM. All work done on Bliort notice, ncutly and nt moderate prices. .a.U.BIiWBLL p,..i.4.;. J, S' BITTEHBM1DEB, F"5""9" BLOOMSBUIIG, PA., FRIDAY, TEBHUAEY 2, 1883. tjie Columbian, Vol. xVU'.no t; COLUMBIA BBMOUItAT, VOL. XLVIf NO 44 lar advertisements lialt rates. cairls id tlio 'nulnes.tBlrcclory'iCOltinin,one dollar n year for csicli line. " flf II fit tit ttf Ifff VJyip f if ip f fit ill m. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. T K. WALLKIt, ATTOHNEY-AT-LAW, onlco In 1st National Hank building, second floor, first door to tho right, corner of Main and Mar ket streets, Uioomsbur?, fa. . VT U. PUNK, AT TO I INK Y-AT-L A W. DwoMsoma, Pi. omco In Xnt's Bulldinr. i It. I1UOKALEVV, , J ATTOBNEY-AT-LAW. ' DtoOMsncBfl, Vx. OOlco on Main Street, 1st door below court House. JOHN jr. OIjAIIK, a rtvrrT vrt.'v Am T 111' IlLOOMSBCRn, I'L omce over Schuyler's Hardware Btore. p W.MILLEU, ATTOnNEt-AT-LAW omco In Browcr'a bulldlng.sccond noor.room No. I llloomsburif, l'a. B FRANK 7.AUR, ' ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW. ' Bloomsbtirg, omco corner of Centre and Main strsota. Clark's Bulldlntr. ' Can bo consulted In qerman. . n G EO. E. ELWEI.L, ATTOltNliY-AT-LAW. New columman BciLntNa'.'Bloomsburff, Pa. Meir-bor of tho Unltod States Law Association. Collections mado In any pari or, Amerie ur n.u-rope.-. ' pAUL E. WIItT, Attornoy-at-Law. onlco In Columbian Buii-dino, Koom No. 3, second noor. nLOOMsnuuG, pa. H EUVEY E. SMITH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Bloomsburg, Ta., omco In Mrs. Ent's Building. 8ept.iti,e-i'y. Gr UY JACOBY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. BLOOMSBURO, omce in II. J. ClarkM Bulldlntr, second Boor,, first aoorio inqiciu Oct. 8, '$o. B. KNOKB. I. 8. WINTVB9TKIN. Notary rubllc KNOUR & WINTERSTEEN, A Uorinqys-oS-iia.; r- rvmn In 1st Mntlnnnl Tlnnk- bulldlnrr. second floor. tlrst door to. the left. Corner ot Main and Market, streets uioomsoure, ro. S&'Pentwnii andBountia Collected. . f . , ; f J II. MATZE, . . '' ATTORNEY-AT-LAW , ' A .AND ' I JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. ' , omco In Mrs. Ent's Building, third door from. Main street, MayiQ.'si. ' i JOHN C. YOCUil, Attorney-at-Lawi CATAWIS8A, PA. omco Id Nkws iTiW bullrflntr, Mam sjreet. Member or tbo AmurlcanAttorposJjjiAssocla tlon. ' ' - ' ' Oollontlons made In any part ot America, Jan. 5,,1832. ..,; A K. OSWALD, ' ATTOl INE Y-AT-Tj ANY. 1 .ti .IIICK80I1 JHlU'llut;, iiuums ; mm u. j May 0, SI. l- .BEItWICKPA II. RIIAWN,, ATTOUN E Y-AT-LA W. Catawlssa, Pa. Office, corner ot Third and Main btreets. . r-JI. II. SNYDER, - ATTOUNEY.AT-LAW, 1 5 Orangoville, Pa. omce In Ixiw's Building, second floor, seoond r , ,1 It A ..,! tt door to tu? left, 6 fi dan bo oonsultcd In German. bub13'81, E. SMITH, Atloriiey-ntLiiw, Berwick. Pa. Can bo Consulted In Germiui, AI,8Q FUltit'-Ol.AKH ., VUm AND IIPE INSURANCE COMPANIES lSKl'HEHENTIjn,"1 CiJ-Oillpo wfth 11(0 llcrwlok IiaJiienilcnt. MISCELLANEOUS. ri . BAKKLEY,.Allorney.tM.iw".', J . omco lu Brower's biillfllds, ?ud ttory.llonn? 5 " ' T BUCKINGHAM, Allorney-nt-Law I V.omce. Broekway's ilulldlne'lst floor, liToouisDurg, l'enn'a, may,V'8-t t . ' 4 T B. McKELVY, M. P.,8nrj!fon and Pljy. (J .slclan, north side Main 8treot,belPw M""" Air, Yim'A, Attnr'e'y.'at-? 0flicp . In Columbian Building, )ne24 p M. DRINKER' QUN St LOCiaMTn Mewi'iig Machlnosand Mtehlnery of aiVfclnds re pilrcd. Or tin iioc.li liuildlng, uioomttburg, Pa. I'UKCllCIAK it CUJIUl.Uf. j iipico, NprnTvn'rtot streot, Uloomsburg, Pa. Dlt. WM.- M.vRE.BHR, Surgeon jantl. Physician, onfee corner of Uock and Market street. V R. KVAN8. M. D.Biitceonv and Il . Pliyslo'.an, (omce and Ilesidcnco on Thlr ibreet JAMES REILLY, - T'Ti v2nviln1 Avif.iRf. Isajainat his old -stand under lEXonAROJ IlofttUand haa. M qwl'a UJItMTlMSJ AIinUlttJUQIi. Hi' reWclfmUy sqll.nft the UAUonane Qiniaoiqousioinvrtiaaa di iuu uuuuu generally. J1"'1, EXCHANGE HOTEL. ir r ' 'mrvnrin .TitirvntiTOTiXW W. Xi. 1UDDO, TXVUriVlEiiUIV BLOOMSBUIiO, FA. 'opPOfelTB PQDRT pOUE, (I rooms Larca and convenient aimnia rbobis'. Bathroom hot and cold W4ter,nd all modern conveniences A. too.. 10 Hnruoe He.. New York, can learn the oxact coat of any proposed line of AnVXHrtsiNa m American Newspjpertj, iw loo-page pamphlet) sacenu. j i f f Boo. io-aw. J DURING COURT There - will bo a. Great" Oa 'CDEWraNGiOlKPHJO , - r .iiHiMHtn 'IT' ,i!i'i'ttrAi TJ1 .-j n.jji.. .U' , ... .. OF . if- WINTER, 0LO5EHINGI, - ? A 15 .'SO CONSISTING OF Wintered Fall SUITS, for 1,15:1, U, ui 11. OVERCOATS, at a great reduction. CAUL AND ' i be consrviEnxraEr). AT I). Lowcnte's. BLOOMSBURG. FALL AND WINTER CLOTHING, A. J. EVANS, Tlie-uptrnvTblothlerf has fait received a fine line otiQWuig in preparea to maKQ up FALL AND WINTER SUITS j , For Men and Bors In the neatest manner and La. test Styles. GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, 1-IatSi Gaps. &o, Always on 'bdhd. Call and Examlno. EVANS tl.. BLobaasDuno, fa. 7 . " U0VB -1JKN1 1ST, Hi.ooMSisimoi Columbia County, Pa. All styles of work done )u a superior manner, work vvRiiaiut-u uo irr'rt-ot'iiiva. 1KTU f.HTKACT- ku without I'AIM by the use of Has, and J1 fret) ol obaive hon artiarlal teeth f are luieru'd. f onioo over Ulooraspurit Hanking Company. B.F. 'SHARPLESS, t FOUrDER ANDMAOHINISy; ' NBAS Ul& B. BErOTrBIOOiSSBnBq.PA. Afanufaeturer of Plows. Rtovesnnd all ktndnnt cZstlngs. Large stock of 'Unworn, Cook Moves, lOQin(ttoves, btovea tor taeatlug stores.tehool tioususr. ehqrpl)04, ?, Also, lartre suck ot re ualrafo) oily days of all kluds.whowsalanud retail ,huum an r ifu iinmcirruies, L.iu'r,ieiivra, c ,iovv Pipe. Cook Boners, ttpiders, cako I'Uica, Lxrire Iron Kettles. Hk'cl ScIch. Virou lloiik. all kinds Ot Plow Points, Mould Hoards, llolw, Plaster, Halt, JlUAJi MAfiiUJiti, txe. febst-t ". V t; ,-MtEAS BROWN'b. KlMURANCE X' A'8KC Y. Mo cr'a .new uin.pt Ittfiiirnahllnr I'm. building, Main ' Assots. AHnalnsornncp Co.of.Tlartford, Conn, $7,o;s,Q24 ltuyl of Lverpojir..,.w. l3,5ie,uiK) Assots, l.ancaslilru . Flre Association, Pull iplplita,,,,. , PhtDnlx.of LfliidruiY.:.? London .a r.anua-hlre, of England., Ilartror ' of llutford ,10!,l II G,tua,at 1,7,,U,UJ(J 3,13.000 Sprlngtlrld Klre and Marine. Asthea-eBClesaieiPreet, pollclen aro written for the Iu4ured without any delay In the omce at Uloomaburit. ogt,, 'il.i(. JUKE INPA,NCE, CHHITIAN V. KNAPP, BWOMBUUllQ, PA, BltlTISH'AMKHICA BSUHANCK COMPANY (iUHMAN PlltK INSURANCE COMPANY. NATIONAL PlltK INSIIltANCK COMl'ANY. UNION INSURANCE COMPANY. These OLneonrORiTiONS are well seasoned by if and Yf.n rnrso and. have naver yet. had a loss settlod by any court of law Their MflfU rare all Inveavtd In sot.io siouBinraand ar lUUle tojtne hairntMiiitouiy. , ' LOMiiS' eaqictrrLT Had iiqhistj.t adjusted and -olid 8 soon ai determined by Cuhistian P. UHirr. sriritL Aoixr and Aiijpsrsa blooms. iuhi, Pa. ,tbo paopio ot Ooi itnbii oiuotv niionid patron Iwtue agnoy whiro lauss If iv are settled 1Q 1 oild iv 1 of tbftlr own eltlinns. PllOMl'lNi;?H, EIJUITY, FAIR BEALINO, B. BSr-KUKNTS mi I'OLLOWINQ lUnnylvanlft,' ' ' iiveoraincor Miincy Manhattan of New York. omce on Market Buout, No. , Dlosmaburg, oot.lU. JMy' 1 I iHaVUlU ?r0auMlnnSra,,(1? ' V' llliinrt f uf sew York. Forllynprpsla, Onstlvonoss, SlcU Hondaclip, Clirmilo lllur rli(rn, tTuundlcc, Impurity nf tlio III001I, l'everaml riic, Malaria, mid all Dlnem e ST rmtsrd by Ie range inent uf Liver, Ilowela and Kldncyn. BVMPTOMS Ol" A DISKASEn I.lVlUt. llAd Breath I Pain in the Sl,le, lomdimei Die riln is felt uiuler the Shonldcr.blade, mlitVtn for HheumMim ! ccneral lo of epprtllcj Bowels Rtntrally cwlive, sometimes altcrnallng with In; le head I. troubled tith pain, U dull and heavy, with considerable loss of memory, accompanied with a painful sensation orleavincundonesometlilni; which ought to have Wen done; a slight, dry cough ftnd flushed face is sometimes an attendant, often mltal.en for consumption; the patient complains of weariness and debility; nervous, easily startled; feet cold or burning, sometimes a prickly sensation rjf the skin exists; spirits are low and desoondent, and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene, ficlal.yct one can hardly summon up fortitude to try it in fact, distrusts every remedy. Several ofthe above symptoms attend Iht disease, hut cases have occurred when but few of them existed, yet examination after death has shown the Liver to have been extensively deranged. It fdimtlil bo used by nil persons, old and young, whenever nuy of tlio nbovo symptom nppcar. leron Trnvplliic or I.lvlnrr In Bn lu nllliy Lociillllos, by taking a dose occaslen. nlly to keep the Liver In healthy action, will avoid oil JlInlarln.IUIIniiH nllnckn, Dimness, Nau. sea, Urowsiness, Depression of Spirits, etc. It will Invigorate liken glass of wine, but 1 no In toxlcutlng beverage. If V'Hi have enti-ii nnyllilng lmril ot llp;fstloli. or feel lu-avy after meais, or sloep leaa at night, take a dose and you will be relieved, Tlmo unil Doctors Illlla will bo Tcd by nlwnys keeplu;; tho Ilegulntor In tlio llnusol Tor, whatever the ailment may be, a thoroughly safe ptircntlvr, ulti-ititlvii and tunic can never be out of place, 'I he remedy Is liiirnilra mul does not lnteifcro with business or tilcusurc. it is PimrxY vnor.TATiL'n, And has all the power ond uhc.icy of Calomel or Qui"tnc, without any Df die Injurwiis after effects. A Ciivrrniir'n Testimony. Simmons Liver Regulator has been in use In my family for snme lime, and I am satisfied It Is a valuable addition to die medical science. J. Gill SnOnrEH, Governor of Ala. Hon. Alexander II. Stepliona, of On., says: Have derive! snme benefit from the use of Simmons Liter Regulator, and wish to give it a further trial. ,,",V' "',y, Thing Hint never fall to llnlleve." I have used manv remedies for Dys pepsia, User Aflecllon and Debility, but never have found anjtlilng to benefit me to tha extent . bimmotjs Llicr Regulator has. I sent from Win. ncsota to Georgia for it, nnd would send further for oojl a medicine, and would advise all w ho are slm. ibrly olTected to give It a trial as it seems the only Hang that ncer fails to reticle. P. M. Jannlv, Minneapolis, Minn. ,I)r. T. Vt. JIusoii nayst From actual ex. pcriencc In the use of bimmons Liver Regulator in my practice I have been and am satisfied to use and prescribe it as a purgative medicine. i'SfTake only the Genuine, which always has on the Wrapper the red Z TriidoOIurlc . andSlgimtui o of J. II. ZUH.ix j. (;0, TOR SALE BV ALL DRUCGISTS. August, 82 ly That's a common expres sion and has a world of meaning. How much suf fering is summed up in it. The singular thing about it is, that pain in the back is occasioned by so many things. May be caused by kidney disease, liver com plaint, consumption, cold, nervous debility, Vv hatevcr the cause, don't neglect it. Something is .wrong and needs prompt attention. No medicine has yet been discovered that will so quickly and surely cure such diseases as Brown's Ikon Bitters, and it docs this by commencing at the foundation, and mak ing the blood pure and rich. Loglnsport, Ind. Dec, i, 188a. Tor a long tlmo I hava been a sufTerrr from stomach and kidney disease. Myappetite was very poor bnd the very smalt amount I did eat disagreed Willi me. 1 was annoyed very much from non-retention of urine. I tried many remedies with no success, until I used Brown's Iron Mtters, hince 1 used that my rtomacn aoes not bomer tne any. MvaDDCtiteissimolvimmense. Mv kidney trouble li no more, and my general health s such, that I feel like a new man. After the use of Brown's Iron Bitters for one month, 1 have gained twenty pound iu weight. O. B. Sakgkxt. . . Leading physicians and clergymen use and recom mend Brown's Iron Bit ters. It lias cured others suffering as you are, and it will cure you. March, S, 'r-2. ly DauEliters, Vives, lotiiers! DR. J. B. .V.ARQHISI, DlflOOVBnHIl Oi' 'Dlt. MAnonirjra QATHOUGOra. A POSITIVE CURE HR FEKAIE CQMPUIHTS. This remedy will act In liarmnsy Willi Bin l'V. mala r-jstcin at all times, and of"i immediately upotllliealHlomlnu) and ultrlu mascltr, and ro ori llieiu Inn lirtilthy and rtrongtoiidltlon, ))r. Marvtilsl'al'lctluet'atholiron will ctn a fall ing ot the womb, Lcncnrrlicca, Chronic I anamina tion and Ulceration of tho Womb, Incidental fJraorrlia?o or Flooding, Pnlnful, flupprorsed aud IrrgulirMcnlrnallon, Kidney Cmnpialut, Bftrrcunos 1 ntn Is rspreiaUy adopted to the clinugo of Life. Solid for pamphlet tree. All Inters of,1 lnn,nlry freely answered. Addreeaai,abtis 'Jtir ralo by all dritr;Eln. Nr.v il(i l per bottle, Oldklzn HIiAtA. B rnre and ash: for Dr, ilar. Jhisl'ii lKeiliioCaUio'.lcoii, Take no other, Moyerllros., Wholesalo Agents, Bloomsburg Pa Juno n-'r F0? THE I'HRMANEHT CURE OF CONSTJPATOON. No other dlscaao is so urovaleat In Hi La eoua.l try as CouslipaUon, ad 10 lenicdyUa tcr eqtisiled tbo celebrated JIldncyVort iu f I euro Vuatovertttoeius9,imcvffliyUrtiUa.t votfajinoit. verv ftrifc -i 1il MyBack pwyreuisLucv.. ...v e ouacuvis ;Myiiai '.'UJiufl It I swrasj a'.iionai.cr.j'iaa evoawr.ru i.Ujaiciaaa' In and inodhuwi ba-abfr-i-ofi' At. 5 l"L'jl-tyt-g!!!!lttTOc!'Vrct'' '",t'"',,;'';"' ' POETICAL. NaiiM'tty. Somebody's lips were cloto to mine Tims temptei, I couldn't resist. llogtitAli and rosy, a sweet llltlo mouth Was suddenly, softly kissed. Somtbody'a eyes looked up and frowned Willi ttichn, reproving glance. "II kisses w'cro wicked ? "I asked my pet Then tho eyes began to dance And, smiling, tho llltlo maiden answered, As 1 knelt there at her feet, " They must bo Just a little b'lt naughty Or they never would be so sweet," Vcre VcrnoiVs Heritage. "A proud old namo, you say? Yes. A prido I justly Bharo hi its Inlicritauco ? Yes, too. It Is BometUlua worthy a thrill of prido to lmvo handed down to yon a nnmo unstained by nny who lmvo possessed it. It Is n noblo, hcritngo, nnd suroly n safeguard ngaiiist temptation, sinco who would bo tho llrht willingly to blot n fair oscutchoon? " So spoko Voro Vernon, of Vornon IIn.ll, his hnndsomo fnco Unshod with feeling, lila tall form drawn to lis full height, his broad shoulders thrown back, his bloudo head held nhuost ' haughtily, ns ho glaucod up nt tho portmlU of his nuccslors HUrronndlng him In tlif piclnro-gnllcry, whero n littlo group of four, from among tho guests gathered under tlio hospitable roof of Vornon Hall, had congregated. It had been a question put by Miss Strtithers which had elicited tho nbovo ro ply.' A fclmngo Rinilo hnd wrenthod her thin lips ni she courloously nnd ntloutivcly lis. iencd to each word, nnd sho gnvo ono (Illicit, htenlthy glauoo nt a girl standing bo sidoi but Norn i'itzgonild did not hco Iho look. Her bluo oyes were fixed upon tho Kpenker's faco, nnd in their wonderful depths was a rippling light, ns though hor heart echoed his every wonl. His gaza, -too, rested on her ns ho fin ished, ns though socking hor sympathy and support. Nora 1'itzgernld wns his father' ward. Sho hnd been bruught to their homo a deso late orphan nay, worse than orphaned ; but of that, poor child 1 hlio know nothing, nor ever should know, ho swore, could ho guard from hor tho secret, tho more that lately ho had learned another secret tho secret of his own heart, which had passed irrevocably into this littlo Irish girl' keep ing. A bhndo Bwept over Miss Struthcrs' faco ns n bmilo of almost loving confidence was ex6hauged between these two, nnd for nu instant hor own eyes lhshod with n lurid light, , w hich seemed to r jveul a depth of jealous, hate black ns I heir hue. "You may indeed bo proud ofyonrraco Mr. Vernon," bho nuswerod, in low, Bwoe tones. "Nor havu tho women of your houso over brought upon it n shadow of disgrace? Uuvo uouu of your auccbturs tnnrriod unwor thily or bcnealh them?" "Novcrl" ho made answer. "Thoy considered it too sncrcd a horitngo for their unborn ohildren to let their hearts, in any case, usurp their reason. Tho women of our houso liavo over been btainlcss, and of untainted mco." And ho glanced with roverent tenderness nt tho picture of his mother, beautiful wo man, painted in her wedding-robes, which hung above hiB head. A monieut'n pauso followed his words. How littlo did ho dream that with Ihoin ho hnd put a buro weapon in the hands of his most subtle enemy, whicli hhould bury itself in tho heart ho would ho gUdly have guarded by uttering his own as its safeguard. Miss Struthcrs vvn: again tho first to speuk, but bho now addressed her compan ion, a young cavalry ofheer, spending his furlough nt tho Hall, mid already a victim to a pair of black eyes. "Couio, Captain Harding," sho cried. It in too lovely to spend tho morning within doors. I challenge you to n game of tennis. Mr. Vcruou, Nora, will you conio?" " Wo will join you presently," Enid Vcre, quietly. Sho turned nwny witlt a shado of disap. pomtuicnt on her face. At the door bho paused and turned back. Voro Vornou't gazo was fixed on his mothcr'H portrait. 'I Will lio remember his own words? " sho said, to herself. Thou she reluctantly closed tho door bo hind her, shutting thoso two togothcr. Tho, man turned to his companion with n quick gesturo of relief. "Nora," ho tnid "do .you kuow that I think I can find no uioto fitting tiiuo or' plneo to toll yon boiiiething I have wanted to tell you for many days ? Jiook nround you, dear, horo, whoro s'o lnuuy noblo men and women look dawn lippu you, and let uio ask them to wclcouYd you among their number ns tho Bweotcst roso n Vernon over plucked'. Nora, darling, will you make ino tho proudest, happiest mau on earth? "ViLl you bo my w ifo ? " Tho quick tears trcmblod on tho long lashes ; tho breath cnuio quickly through tho lovely, parted lips. Sho glnucod up with a bowitchlug shyness. " Ah, Vere, I am not worthy I " sho whis. pcred. Ho caught her to his heart. ''Nut worthy, little one ?" ho bald, look, lug proudly down upon the beautiful faei ho forced upward lo moet his guzo, "Is this nil? Then let mo silence tho doubting lip foioVov." And bonding still lower his royal head, he pressed upon tho lovely mouth the llrst lover's kiss which lutd ovor rested there. ' You luvo me, darling ? " he asked, a few minutes later. ' I havo nlwnys loved you," she answered. "Oh, Vme, you mo bu dllTerent from nil other men." The young iiinu laughed n frank, joyous l.liU'lr, good to hear. " Dillerout in your oyes only, littlo one," ho nnswervd. " But may thoy ever remain in their present stnto of blinduoRs," That cumlng, tho betrothal of tho young HVVdf r "f Iho house to Kir Vero'a ward Mid almost daughter was formally nnuouueed, Tho guests received It with binccro pleaij. tire, though scarcely fcurjirlso, tho servnuts with loud acclamations uf delight, Miss Nora they had known nnd loved from child, hood. They nuul bervo no btntugo and haughty mistress, to tnko from herherplauQ iu the old house. Hut there was ouo beneath that xvnt wht hoard It with nngry nud Inoixuliilnn tunnisa. All Helen Htri'Uos A.v.'tl fttnlvltlons hopes WW Ulgldwl ly the word to which she listened w iMiiiUngly- blighted, but not hupeUiHsly sa Thin slio swore, oven whilo tliu liiui'iuured her lioueyed words of con. gnrtuliitiou with tho rest, "Ishuuuul?" she n-sked herself "in he niud, or can it bo that he does wi know '( Hut sho hoard his- wo.rdji tiwluy, 8hq is but u chllil. Tlmmgli lWr xill wtriko to W'V" - . That very night there camo a light rnp nt Nora Fitzgerald's door. "It Is I, dear," murmured Miss Btrutli crs, lu her sweetest tones., "May I como In?" Instantly tho door was thrown open. In nwhlto 'wrapper, with her hair unbound ami falling about' her llko n'veil, Nora smiled her welcome. "Indeed yon liny, ""alio Bald. "I could Hot sloep, nud was flitting jit tho open win. dow,ilroamlng of my own liftppinoss. I wonder 'wliat I lnivo douo to deseno bo ;soeiiis so strangothat-' Vcro should lovo mo, 'wlicn other women nro bo grand, nnd btntely, nud beautiful llko yifdrsclf,'' Miss Struthers. . lo yourtjltiiow I should'1, haVe Ihoughti ho' wolildi not havo bceu mo when yott' wcro' near?.",5r 1 " Wo ero fond of each other ouco," tho elder vbihriu nnswered,-as thou'gii uncou- tciousof her own wonts, " but wo ciuar- rclod. Ho ho was jealous of uio." A quick spasm of pain crossed Norn's fnco. "You moan that yon and Vcroweroonco engaged?" sho asked. "No oh, no," bho rcphod, hastily. "Whatlravo I bald? I meant nothing ex cept that ' Sho stopped suddenly, leaving tho sou- lencot uulluishcd. . "Uo not let as talk of it lot us talk of yourself. How you must long to have your mother with you tit such n time. Do you kuow 1 should think you would bo tempted to forgivo nil nud go to her ? " Tho sweet fnco grow ghastly. "What can you tue.ru ?" bho asked. "My uothcr died w hen I was a child." "Oh, forgivo uio I" exclaimed Miss Htruthcrg. "What havo I douo? It jg possiblo you do not know possible that tho , truth lias been kept from you ? " What truth? what nro you bayiug ? Aro you mud, or am I ?" Wo aro neither of us mad. But I daro Bay no more. I havo already bald far, far too much." "Y'ouhavo, indeed, not to sny all. Iam a woman, like yourself, Miss Htmtlicis, and I demand from you tho truth." "llutl daro not tell you. If thoy havo kept this secret from you, they would never forgivo mo for rovealiug it." " Thoy shall not know tho uaino of my informer. Tell uic, or I will go to them and domand tho truth. Y'on bay that my mother lives, and I mourn for her ns dead ? " " Because becauso sho forsook you when you wcro n baby. Oh, havo pationco and listen," sho added, in quick alarm, for tho girl hail fallen back as though stabbed to tho heart. " Thoro was somo excuso for her, Sho had loved a man beforo her mar riago with your father, who was desperately jealous of him. Ho was very, very ill, nud thought himself dying, nud sent for her. Sho'asked your father to let her go to let horseo him for ono half.honr and 'ho ro f used. Afterward, another nud more urgen messenger came, nud sho went with him Your father, when ho knew that sho had gone, publicly renounced her, in his fierce nngcr; nnd when, at tho end of n few hours', bho camo back, refused her admit, tauco to her homo or her child. Doubtless Bho then was innocont of nny wrong. For throo years bho disappeared, nud no one heard of her ; but tho mau did not die, nud at tho expiration of that time ono ycat after your father's dcatkj-tho papers con tained tho published account of their mar riago. You were left as Sir Vero Vornou'd ward. Tho "Vernon pity has over bccn,held stronger than tho Vernon lovo ; therefore, thoy doubtless havo withheld tho story, froin you." " Hut these years of my mother's absence where did sho spend them ?" " Could it bo tho sweet musical voice ouo of Nora Fitzgerald's chief charms' which put tho question ? It bounded hoarso and harsh. Miss Struthcu shrugged her shoulders cruelly. "It is' the question tho world asks," sho replied. Tho girl fell on her knees. Miss Struth. crs npproached, but bho raised hor land, with her.hcad btill bowed, nud motioned to the door. With u glauco of triumphant hatred sho went out, leaving Nora nlono with her deso lation, disgrace and luisory, An hour ago bho had been so happy that sho banished sleep in her joy, so much sweeter were her vcukiug dreams than those slumber might briug. Now, though sho might sock to purchase oblivion at nny cost, it was denied her. "Tho Vernon pity has over been held Btrouger than tho Vernon lovo." Why did thest) words, with their subtle poison-sting, ever ruiuni to nor? unil why, In connec tion with them, did bho hear again every Byllablo Vero had uttered in tho picture gal- lery that day ? Had ho been moved only l'Hy, then, to offer her his proud old name, and thus bring upon it its llrst stain '( Ho liad loved this other girl too cold, proud and fair. Ho had been jealous, uud they had quarreled, then in pity ho had turned to her. "Oh, Vero I oh, nother ! " bho moaned,; but neither of tho two, whoso lovo would havo been held truebt in tho broad, w'ido world, mado answer to her piteous prayer. The dawn found hor kneeling still, but bho know now what bho must do, Hastily sho caught up a piece of paper, and wrote upon it hor farewell "I havo learned my mother's history," bho wroto, "Jlow, matters not. Do you remoiuber, Vere, wliat you wild regarding tho women of your lino ? Thoy lud ulwnyn been pure nnd stainless. Did you know tho truth whon you offered uio your nnnio? rYrhnps, like nio, you behoved in my mothoiJ perfect innocence. If so, I bless you for your trust s but you shall not plit it, lo huch proof. 1 am going away., N'ero. Do not seek to find me. 1 will .uovorleb. you kuow wnero t inn until you pro married. Then you skill .hear that I am well luut safe. Oh, llmt I eovld Uud my mother, una go toner) un, that 1 Knew where toloolc for hei'l I'thlnk my heart is brenkln'g" in- Its struggle, but I do not falter, Vere. Uood-by, forever I " Sho addressed mid sealed tho note', thou' dressed herself ns for a jouruoy, Hnt her head swriiii nud her trembling ilugcrM re fused to do her bidding. Sho was herself unconscious of tlio ierriblo oxcitoment slu had undergone, until, opening her door jo pass out, n black cloud envoloped her, nnd Bho' fell pnmo upon tho threshold. There thoy found her, nu hour later, and carried her to her bed. Tho household ytv.H boon around nnd messengers for a phybioi4n, dispatched lu hot haste. But ore he coidd arrive, Vere, tearing; open that luutliy.writlou nnd pitiful note, know that this Illness, had been n mercy a iu disguise, b(uca she bUU was there, to loavo them never more. ' , "Who could Jliavo dono this cfuel, thing?" ho queried, tinder his breath. ' Who could, luivu committed this llemi'i work?" f "Mother! mother!" This was tho uniuo eoustuutly un Nora'n Hps, iu her dell. rium, For thrco days sho knew no ono, nud thoy feared for Ufa aud rensou. But 6u the fourth day nil's opened her bluo oyon and ldokod Willi wondorlng recognition llito Vbro'ri liiudsomd, anxious' face, " Whorp ntn I ? " slid liitlrmUrcd. ' In.your honie, dear, lind in our hearts," ho Answered,, " Yott havo been told somo cruel falsehood, Norn, When you nro tdrong cudugh, I will tell yort all tho truth. You must hnvd faith lu me, dear, nnd be liovo that I will keep nolhliig from you." Sho nlmoiH blinTcd, find sighed it restful sigh then, with her little himd tight clasped in his, fell into n drcalnte'ss slumber. A week later, nud from his lips sho heard her mother's story. ' " It was true" Voro said, " that hor father hiyl rouotuicod her in his, jodtous au ger but no ono so bitterly fopontod or re gretted his rash act ns ho. . Tho thrco years of her retirement sho liad spout within tho sacred walls of a convent, nud this fact was known to all tho world. Sho survived her second marriage but by a year. Iter heart was broken by her unmerited disgrace." When ho had fluUhed, ho opened hlj onus. "Now, Nora," ho said, ' "'will you not como?" " ' Aud she, creeping In llicir embrace, for got to, ask if it wcro Jovo or pity as thoy closed nbout her, l)er shield forcvonuoro. But Miss StriithriH no. longer made visits to Vernon Hall. Her plots, nnd mnchina Hons hud failed. ,Nom '.kept, her secret. Sho knows, now tho truth of tlm( old story bo darklv hinted to her. but it casts no I doubt on her husbaud'ri. loyalty, nud trulh, ami heart, nor, tho proud old uauio a prido bho bbures now with oipial .right (o his, since is her cluldiou'B licrunge, A'tlOIIIMIIAN I'KIMUNT. La Bruycrc, thp classical author of the time ,of Louis XIV., was iu tho habit of dropping in, duriug his strolls about Paris, at tho house of Micliallet, tho printer and bookseller. There ho would poke among' the old and new books aud romp with Mi. ballet's littlo daughter, n pretty child, to whom ho hod taken u fancy. Ono day iu tho year HibO. he took n roll of manuscript from his pocket nnd liaudod it lo her father, Baying : See here, will you print this? l ean not say if it will bo worth your whilo, but should it, produco anything, it will be, luy contribution to your littlo daughter's, dowry." In 1C87 tho " Garactcres do la Jlruyero" was published. Half n dozen uditious'werf snapped up, yielding' a profit of over one hundred thousand francs. The, honest bookseller went to tho author, begging him1 to Bhnro tlio money with him. Tho goner, ous author laughed at him. ''What aro you talkiug nbout?"- he doninuded. "It is no business cither of yours or- mine. It is your child'! proporty. I am, only" glad it has turned out bo well." So little Mile. Micliallet remained iu pos session of her fortune. Many a woman will make great exortioni to entertain a host of friends twico u sea- sou, who does not mime it worm wnuo to bother herself over, n bociablo gathering of two or throo. 'naviNu tiii: phuan. "You picked the puoatis on Ouion Crook, you say, said an Austlu.reporter yesterday to n young mau ou a wagon tilled with peciiun. "Yes, sir," ho replied, "that's .where they ine from." - .. "Mnuy up thero J" "Plenty ofdhcni.i' "Believe, I'll try a few," quizzed tho re. poi'ler,'tnkiug a . big handful of tho pecans. "I'll sell you n wholo peck for 50 cents," Eaid'lho man with swelling ojes, , wui - "Only want - n few. bay, do you kuow f.wTrt, t ' ,,. ' ,,, ' 'Nm A nir. cir. nvrrvlliilirr ui vnrv ilnll nn nny Not A bit, sir; everything is very dull op our wny.' "Don't yon know Anything '(" "Well, I bclievo I did henr'-BOme uows ycstenlayi" "What was 'it ?" nsked tho reporter, crackiug n iiecnu. ' ' 'Thero'was n mau got eighteen buckshot in' him near whero I live." 'Who Bho( him ?" ' ' 'adid'." "Wliat did you Bh6ot ldni 'for?""askod tho rep'ortor; nghast. For stealing somo of my pecans out of my wagon," Bind tlio countryman, rebelling under tho, seat for his shotgun. The reporter hastily replaced the pecans in the wagon, aud, nftor calling tho country pian Colonel, disap pcared nround iho cor ner. 'Texas ,Sif lings. citui:i. join: on a you.Mi r.vit;iii:i:. ' A young 'armor of Oliiltondalo, Ulster cOunty, bc'dalno deeply enamored of a jonng lady, a fetrauger' In tho neighborhood, who was temporarily stopping' in tlio village, nud, 'after courting' her assiduously for bomo days, popped the nlMmportnnt ques tion, received " yes " for an answer, nnd iu- .bisled on tho luarriago ceremony being per formed tlio following evening. According, ly, a larg,o number of friends wore invited, nnd tho couple woro made, ouo by n Justlco of tho l'enco of tho neighborhood. Iniino diately upon tho conclusion of the cere .niouy t)io brjdo was surrounded by hor gen tlemen, friclids, nil of whom insisted upon kissing Iter, greatly to tho displeasure of Iho jealous groom, whereupon bho mado her oBcnno t,o mi adjoinlii( roopi, and tho briil? (jiouui has, not e'ccu her slilee, 'or at 1cm)! has nut been nblo to rccognlzo her. Tho Irtish of tho nialtcr Is-that the brldo wnsjii) nrottv bov. nnd wheu he left tho rdom he changed his garments and inlitjjled wli Iho crowd ,ond e(ijoyod' the ftfu. ' U'ho grdoni will U9vcr get over tho ralhor pntcticnl joko which Ills friends played' upoulihn, lilmlM UlCtftiKT. ,yiioitf)!,-M,!tiy..Tii ji'itit. T)r, Bender yesterday 'mado nn incision into the left 'shoulder' ot it title horse he. longing lo Mr. H, Hess, Iho Superintendent of Street Service iu Iho introduction of our water. works system, nnd remdved a silver ten-cent piece of t 1870, which was placed there nbdut four years ago by 'tho man from 'A., .'f'. i '',f(.! 1.A....1.1 it.-j. it....... wuoui nr. S1U.SH lIUUIU I1UISO in ftl-p' tucky. It wns intendod ns a priv'alo mark. ni)d was placed" jttSt 'beneath tho skin, hnt eoiibulfrnb!0. (issue liiyl (onuod 'over It dur. lug Its Jour yearn' lougutoui. it a a well preserved piece when Bllpp'ed nailer thoj kkiu, nud, tlio only, mnrit' it reiains of t singular Bervloe to which II 'vh's"pitt 1 greasy subslaiioo which ndheroH closely the doprcskiou In .tho eolii.-Wrtwioiwn Jvurnal, ' ' M . I Pennsylvania's Governbrsi PROM JdllTLiN IN 1790 TO I'ATTISON IN 1883. , Anvlli'mir relatitifrto the lives of our jmblic men ia nUvfiya tt-'niaUcr of dcqi liitercsl, nud ,11101'c'imitlciilinly fo wlion the fan's rcla'tp to tlio carcrM Vlf thoftp who lmvo been tlio Chief Jlagistralu?, tlio highest points o honor in this State. Tlionins Jllllli'ii, tho first (tovenibr of Pennsylvania, under tlio Ooiiftitntion of 1790, was born iii'VJiitatluinhin lu 1711; wan Governor from Diceinhcr tfl, 1700, until Diceinhir 17, 1779, throo full terms the cjiiftiluiioiml limit.' He died nt Lancaster, January 1, 1800, aged fifty-sjx. Thomas JluKean,- tho Fecund Gov ernor of thu State, win horn' in Lon domloiy, Clicftcr county,' I'd., 'March 19, 1731; was Governor from Decern ber 17, 1779, to December '-), 1808. three terms of llueo years ('aelii nBtl died at Philadelphia on tlio ith of June, 1817, npjod clgl ly-thrcc. Pennsylvania's tli'iid ' Govtriidr, Simon Snyder, was bom at Lancaster, Pa.,, November !, 17'6, and waA iri ollieo from December 20, 18UN, to 'Do comber 117. llireptortn. Died til Solhisgrovo, Snyder county1, Pn,'Nrt vemlier 9, 1 S 1 ti, at the ago of blxty. William Findfay, our foilrth "Gov eruor, was born in -Slerccr.sbtiVgFriifik-I'm county, Pd., June 20, 17(!8, and wns Governor fi'6m Dccoinberlll, l'817i until December 19, 1820, ono tOrm. jlo died in Ilnrfisltiirg November 12, 181j, nied FcVeiitv cWlit years.' Joseph 'llelster, tlio flttli Governor under the constitution of lVoO, was born in Headiiig.Ifeiks county, Pa.,, November 18, 17.12, and was in olliuo from December 19, 1820, to December 10, lb2y, but oim term. Jietl iu Heading, June 10, 1832, at the ago of Bcventy-nino. John Andrew bhultz, the sixth Gov ernor, was tioin in i tilpelioeKeii lwi., , Berks county, Pn., July 19, 177fi, nnd Was Governor from December 10, 182.'), to "December IS, 1820,'two Icrms. Ho died in' Latiensdt-r, November 18, 1852,- aged seventy-FovrJn.'' George Wolf, tlio seventh Governor of Pennsylvania, was born August 12, 1777, in Allen township, .Northampton coiility Pa', and was iu ollice from Do comber l.i, 1829, until December Jfl, 183.'), two terms, lie died at Philadel phia, March 11, 1810, at thu ago of sixty-two. 1 Joseph Kitnori the eighth 'Governor. was' born in Berks tountvy Pa., oil tho '23th dav of March, 1780 situ! was Governor IrOm December If, 1833, to January 13, 1839. Died October 10, 1B39, aged HU years. ooviiBNOus VNur.u Tin': act op 1838 David H. Porter, thti ninth in line,- 'and tlio first (sovenlor under constitii' tion of 1838, was born near NonUlowu Moiituomery county. Ph., on tho3Ibt! day of OetOborl 1788, nndtwai in ollieu from January 13, 1839, tinlil Jnniiary 21, 1813', two teniH. J-Meii at liatns burg August 0, 1807. agod sevuuty eight. v ' v Francis H. Shunk, tho eeoond Gov ernor tinder tho constitution of 1838, was1 born . lit 'Tranpe, Montuomery cdunty, Prt.,- August 7, 1788, antLwas Governor' froin' January 21, 1813, to July 9, 1818. Died July 30, 1817, at tho ago of fiftv-njne, only within bovoi) days of Ins'sixtiOtli .birthday. William .lolinsOn was uoin in Greensbilrg, Westmoreland county, Pa., November 20, 180S. Was Governor from July 9, 18-18, to January 20,. 1832, Died at Pittsburgh Ontobcr 23, 1872, aged wxtj'-threo years; - William Biegli r 'was born at Slier I - t 1 !.. IllilUPUltl, ouiiiiiei iiinu (.-uiiniy, j u.. .Tiumniv 1',' 1811, nnd was in oilife f -om jIlimry o0, iS:,.,f 1() .,nlm!lrv- )(r, lfclf;r'. aiid died at UlearHehlPu, I . ' . - . . . tXiijust'O,' 1880 ngttl sixty six veais.' .lames l ollocic was iioinin iMiltou, Noithuinberlntid count v, Pa., on the 11th of September, 1810. Was Govt- nwr from .laimary' 10, 1833, to Jau- uury 10, 1838. At 'present living iu Philadelphia,- lioldni'' an npiiointniciit under national administration. William P. Packer1 was born in Howard tovVnshij), Center county, Par, !ril '3, lSUc. as in ollieu train .limitary 19. 1838, lo January 15, 1801. Died iu Williamsport bepteiiiljpr .2i, 1870, aged sixty-three. Andrew1 G, Utirtin, born in Iell fonto, Centre county, April, 1817. Was Governor from January 1,3. 1801, until January 13, 1807. A member of tho National House of Hejiresi'iitaiive. John , Geary was porn in, Alt. Pleasant, )'ofdiuoi eland county, De cember 30, 1819, Was iu oflico from January -13, 1807, until Jamn.iy 21, 1873., DM in Hauisburg, Kebruarv 8, 1873,.aiiCd hfty-thiee. Jplpi pf,,llartritilt, the last (tovciiuir. itnderj tho, voiiVitiitmu ol lt.j8, was born in Nov Hanover townhn. Mont gnmery county, Pa., j'cehibpr lit, 1 830, and was jCjuyv'rnor from .lauiiai-j; 21, 1873, to January 21, '1879. Ho lias jist iiassetl JUS IS lliy-siroinl tiirthd.'iY, iu is now iivm liviiit; in Philadelphia in tho eiijifyiiiunt of n luciativy foihral ap poiutinept Henry .u. I ION,!, tlip tigiieiUli lp t)ie )iie, ami. tho fiiiSt Governor chosen under tho jiriivision at l'biis(it,uiion ol IbrJi, vliien. provides, unit tlio. Goy eruor shall i bu elected for fpur yeais, and shall pot h'J ohgtblp to "tjip olhco for the ii".t sui'coeiliii (enii, was bom in Lii.f't'iie .coiinly,. Pa., j i .1830, nptl.was iu;uigitrnteii tioyeruor .laiutarv 21, 1879.'. , ' f . Jt, ,ill li,9ls.vvvet lhal iill our Gov ernors have bveu born wU'n11 tho limits (it Pciinsslyauia. Hobert h. Patt son is tho puly oAComipn, hiiving'becii byiin iu Mary hind. I n ptiint of louguvm-, Joseph Hitner beius thp honor of bay till lienii tho Innrri.ht mi unrlli linvmtr ...p, -v-f,. .... ...... .. livetl eiglityrjimo years, m; uiontlH nml Uyenty-ono, days. Governor Genijy died UlQ sOiniKest, bi'iliK a littlo hex rmi liftyrthrce, Kdueatiouully coiiMtlvrcd, but of the eigliteva Governnib namor. wove gripluutes of colleges, U'lionias. .iMilllin mnduatcd at a Phila dvjpliia col)pgVi Shulzo-at a collegopf Now 'ork City,; JVJJf ck it Piineethn; Giary at (Jefferson. College ; II n!ra'i!"l at I nlon Coljcgy, i i'w ) ink ; at WilUuuis voll.ig'', David I! .Porter .was about 0111011111: Piineetoi Wtieii ,lie.s. oilege (UiJUduigs liiu ne.d,auil Jicabandwiijfl.ll.vi (iijtja of ;i Ihorough eolh'tiiuto couibc. Somo of Jio 'thtu Gpyvjiiiqiji, J-gwiflpur,. , 'tcoi'veit r gi od uiiii-Mi.ii ,uii.i((ui,ie, .(ijieimnmes hum jnisiujjii priviiiy.iiisvriigiiiiii, n is gon ernlly fidmitted by thoso Who havo niv einiio-TnlltJpet Tjvltleitrnttei.tlonri!t' Thomas MuKean vns tho most scholar ly, nnd pofsibly tho brightest, intellect, of thq entire lino of Pennsylvania's Governors, lie was for twcntyt,wo years chief justice of Pennsylvania, a, signer of tbo Declaration of ItHlcjicnd (incp, and author of ninny Statq pnperc To the gre;at ciedlt of oiU'iDxecuiivesbo itenid Ihnt they, all, heartily and active ly esponstd tho cause of education---, more particularly .Wolf, Hituer and Ctirtjii., m- 1 Census, of Woods. , (, The Jjtlrs't foresting' bulletin jfroiiftlifi Census Biireau gives tile specifid jKrav' ify, tho iioiceiit.lgo of (tsh hnd' tho weight of n cnbjo foot ' In tidlindti' ' (f our iialH'd woods. Added to this W tho npiroxii't)ato uel value of each species ; calculated front tho silecllio gravity and, the fish. Thcso fuel esti mates arn approximately correct for uMVrcsiiioiu wood but tho actual fuel' value of soino coriifcrotiS species like pitch-pine' nlay'bc 20 per cenf. greattY than that' glveii in the table. In an oilier bulletin tho oxnet fuel value of fiftH-llVC of the 'more important .woods', ns determined by chemical a'rfalysi-i was tabled. At least two determina tions of sjiucilfo gravity' Wei o mnilo for t'.li'h' Siecios stntllcd, atid iu wpfeds of cotniiieicial imioitnneu sjieciniens'wcre ta"ken from many trees grown1 in iwide l.j 'different imrts ot the' cb'untry arid under 'dllteient conditions of soil and climate. Altogether this is the'mot comprehensive work' of the kind ever lindeitakeni Inoidt'iitally this bulletin is valuable as furnishing the moat coin nolo catalogue of nativo trees yet pulv-ishod.- TliO' tabic contains -123 snfc- cics, gronieil aecoilling-to theirs botan ical nllinities witli thoir'seientifio and common names, nnd tho region 1 whcie they aro foiuld. Tlio dislinetion be tween trees and Fhrubs is of courso an nrbitraly '6nr, and ih a degree unsatis friclory, but the Reparation needed to ho niiidt', nml jirohiibly no Fafer line could be drawn, lively plant crowinu with a single arboiescentitem is called a tieo. Alany species-'aro. admitted into tho tree-list, which are smaller than others which from their-habit of giowih, are shut -out among the shrubs, - , . ' SPLINTERS. '! . baby in Ohio that was fed-on. ele phant's milk gained twenty pounds hi one .yyeek. . It was the baby .ele phant, i . ' "Ah, ' me,'1 sighed a 'pawnbroker's wife, "what a lpans-aum life, we leadl" Tho world is apt to coo in.your ear likca dovo when you are ricli, but if you happen to bo poor jt kicks like a mule. - , . , ,. , Professor in hydrostatics "If you had puichaccd a crown of gold -''and thought part "Of"itT was. silver what would you' do?" Junior "Take it back. ' " ' " V 'l '. ' "l,vo been, heron bad thins,'', said one big bird to another.,, J.ets,. stork about bomolhing else," was. tho. .ro spouse. . , ' , i ,- ,; Did Dan-yell, in the lion's den,? JJorntf. '. You, can ro-)iont .that. 'J'uhdo Aftwicaiu Dining tlie ninth waltz, Oscar,. point ing to his, boots, remark , d to Feliciana: "Y",ou .can'b .say 1 havo no polish," "No", said ,shci..''but-yoii shiua,at the wiong end. , . , "Hannah,'1 said a Brooklyn' lady lo her new servant, "when tllero 'is1 niiy bad ' news always let' tlio boarders know of 'it before dinner. Such' lit'Uo tilings 'make !i great difference -in' "the i:.ii.iil: in inu tun oc ii ,s.ii,' 1 "Don't, ou think that Miss Brown is a cry swt ct iirl ' .asked Jfeiiry'ph, ye.-, yery sweet," i'eilied' Jane j.vflt.is lo Miy, tho is well pieseive.d,'.' Boston Transciipt. , , ; i - 1 Tho lirstcat that wastakcnlto Gun- nison'City sold for Slfi, but- tho first map iiMluit town who killed'ncat was )i ecnted with a purse of 30 There is no show in tliis country for the cat at to get ahead. JJctroit Free J-'rcss. Pho Yalo Colh'Ko faculty havo de clared that hero after, when seniors or sophomores injuPo "a freshman, tho guilty parlies shall be punished just as if they had injured a human being, Texas Siftiniis. street car conductor' carelessly carried his bell punch homo and allow ed his children to play with it. Tho next-day. whon the company informed him. Hint he was nino million, nine huiiihi'd and ninety-nine, faixs, short, his hair loscso rapidly that hjS'liat, t 'm biiiitriii!' niKiiust the ceilinc.iirnko.out lifiCiin-v aids of plaster rBobton.Trav- vlejr;. 'Sho went "n'lo a store to bnv'sonio toilet 'sdap, and' when thV? clerk" was ex piating on its Merit-, nbout niailo' :Up her linnet, to purehiso1; but when 'ho said "it would ktirvp ' off chap's," she' remnikt'd she 'didn't want that kind Cambridge Trihttne. Wiggles worth met Kelly on tho htryot this, morning. "I noticq tljat Colonel Buck is dead"' snitl Kellv.. "I wniit, to know 1" exclaimed Wiggles- .voith. "Did ho leave any, tuopcy t" "Oh, .yes." -1 law much f "All-he liad,".'o(!A7nri Courier, ,, 'A failuio I'MalrlisheS only this,! that our itfteiniiiiation lo succeed was pot strong enough. "' Every hwiuaii hping has a vyovki.to cany on vuthin, duties to perform," )u tluuiices to exert, which arc peculiarly his and which 110 conscieneu butj )iia ow;),cau teach. , , -If yon would relish food, labor1 for it beforo you take it ; to enjoy cloth hig, I'" for it before. you wear itj if yon Would sleep soundly, 'take 11 , clear coiirioienoe to bed with you. . A man running for olllcb in Texas was 'dejected drinking' water and Wns defended jry the Irigge'st ihnjoritV over known in tlio district. , , "' (Tni thu light- of (his inenagerip!" rued tho tapir. Then the, other hf.asts H-nuluU. ;to put him out.- Louisvjllo Coiiiior Journal. ,. . 1 , ' ?'rV ' 1u'o'knckei)Bi,x'inoiths ttT a nliiftty-uip yonvs senUiitio In or ";lsr to,ah,pw tj psbiwrfrjbijilg 'Uiat 10 was'wiliiug to givo hiin'a'bjiai'iC'l