THE AjSfD DEMOCRAT, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. NTH AMI I! WMIItlMM'KKH. We know it clergyman who onco rectvtvl from a wealthy groomsman a bright penny, Inclosed In a dozeu wrappers. Ho always persisted In believing that the Intention wan to give him a twenty-dollar gold-iiloce. We were not bo credulous. A clergyman who was formerly located in Hartford, Conn., but now In New York, married, not long ago, n couplo who at onca started for Europe. Tho bridegroom was n man of wealth, and before, ho presented himself beforo tho bridal altar ho placod a ono-hundrod-dollar greenback in his Test pocket to giro the parson for tho marriage, foe, and did pay It to him as ho Biippotod. Whilo crossing tho ocean ho discovered, greatly to hli nstonlshwont, .the bill in tho pockot whero ho placed it, and could ac. count for its presoneo thero only on tho theory that ho must havo liad another bill of a different denomination which ho had do. nated to tho clergyman by mistake. On getting back to this country, ho deter, mined to solve the mystery, and watted upon tho roverond gontlemhn, who did not rccognUo him, and Inquired if, on a certain date, ho did not marry n certain couple, Tho clergyman romembcrod tho ooca&Ion perfectly. " I know I am about to ask an Import!. nent iiuostlon," mild tho visitor; "bull should llko to bo Informod what foo yoa re ceived for performing tho ceremony f " The clergyman rocogulzed tho man as tho ono ho hod married, and said that ho would, of oourse, gratify him, slnco ho was so anx lous to kuow. " I received," ho thou wont on to say, " a very small quantity of lluo-cut chowlng to bacco, foldod in a very small pioco of paper." That was enough. Tho only thing ro. maimng to bo dono was to apologUo for the curious blunder, laugh heartily, and mako the onejiundred-dollar deposit good. An old undo onco brought his nleoo to a roctory, on a cold, rulny day, to bo married, and thon, after tho ceremony was over, fumbled about for a two-dollar bill, and, not being able to find it, said, on he handed the parson a five-dollar bill: "Toko tho chaugoout of that for a two. dollar job. It's kind o' wot and cold liko to-day, and I guess two dollars will bo about tho thing." Of courso tho amount of a niarrlago-fco is a delicate question, which clergymen are generally too modest to dotormlne. much mora to ask; but wo novor hoard it disposed of so neatly as thlsi A Quaker marrlod a woman of the rl 1. . T 1 l ri , 1 ' . . uuuivu ui iujiuuu. juiur iuu ceremony, tho vicar asked for his foes, which ho said were a crown. Tho Quaker, astounded at the demand. said if ho would show him any text in the Scriptures which proved his fees were a crown, he would givo it to him. Upon which tho vicar directly turned to tho 12th chapter of Proverbs, and 4th verse. whero it soldi "A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband." l'ldla. Bat, A FAITHFUL HWUItTIIEAUT. Tho heather bloomed gayly along the roadside ; the hum of iusocts and the voices of birds filled the summer air. By the brook that "rippled merrily down tho moun tain sido stood a young man, tapping impa tiently with his cano a tiuy foot that peeped out from beneath his checkered pants. Brushed carelessly away from his white forehead were two golden locks, .and a No. 6 hat was perchod Jauntily on the back of his head. "Will she never come?" he muttered, in low, earnest tones; "nover come to hear the sweet words of lovo that are waiting on my lips for horf" A fish rose to tho surface of the brook, looked at tho young man, aud went away tired. "I will seek her," he said; but as he turned to go a pair of gleaming arms ware thrown around his neck, and two rosy lips were puckered up for a kiss. "So you havo come at last," he said, looking at her fondly. "Yes," replied the girl "Birdie Mo. Murtry never breaks a promise. I told mamma that she would havo to hang out tho clothes herself to-day, although it near ly broke my heart to leave her at such a timo." "Great Heavonsl " said ltoderigo to him solf. "I had forgotten that it was Mon. day." Chicago Tribune. Tlllt LATENT l'AMIIION IN CU11TAINS. The curtain of unbleached muslin, with turkey rod border, no longer waves from suburban windows, but it is banished In limp scantiness to tho back country, where It glads the oye of tho summer boarder. Cotton flannels in reds, peacock blues, and old gold has faded and been made over into bed comfortables, aud the resthetio house keeper now experiments with blue Ken tucky Jeans, trimmed with saw tooth of the useful turkey rod for portieres and wall hangings. This is dec rood the true or. tibtio material in color and "values," durablo, not given to fade vexatlously, and cheap. But, of course, that isn't tho reason for its use. One of the strong est points has been overlooked namely, its odor, which In a warm room Is rather over powering. IIAII.IiOAI 1MCKUT. "I want a ticket to B- -," said a well. known lady of an Iowa town, just before train time. " Twenty - four cents," re sjiondod tho ticket agent, working his sau fcngo machine. She laid down a silver quarter. Belug well acquainted and a practical Joker, tho agent drow from his pocket a glittering pants button and passed it over with tho ticket and scooped np the quarter. "Is this legal tender ?" asked the lady gravely, "Oh, yes," he answered, with mock gravity, "They are tho main stay of the republic." She pocketed it, and got aboard, leaving the agents' faoe corru. gated with smiles. A few days after he told it to a brigado of runners buying tick ets to B , and whilo he was enjoying tho encore tho lady appeared with i "Tick et for B , please." " Twenty . four cents," with n sly wink at tho runners. lie laid down the ticket. She scooped it up and laid down twenty-four dazzling pauts buttons, exactly like the first, "You said they were legal tender, Thoy go a long way in supporting tho family," she chirped sweetly, as bhe bowed from tho presence of tho moro than presidential preroga tive. Tho evil of deadheadlsm on railroads has been turned to personal profit by some of the western conductors. The passes are sometimes lent by tho persons to whom thoy are issued. Tho conductor may Ukc advantage of this in the manner described by one of them as follows: "A man banded mo a senator's pass. 'Now, said I,, 'you aro uot Senator .' I could see that he wouldn't havo the thing get ont for 9100. Ho tried to smile, .but I looked de termined. Then he began to enter into a long explanation of how Senator . . had pressed the put upon him and wound up by handing me a $20 bill to pay his fare, When I told him I would havo trouble to get tho note clionged, he smiled and said i 'Never mind,1 so I kept the whole bill." A detective lias caught beyond conductors at this tticV.Jiloomtngtou Ege. Liberty is another namo for lawful lev ttrolnt. TIIR xrtiiN.x. In tiinoa almost pr'e-hlitorfo, this orcnture was born of - EgyptM end and selomn invthol ogy. Yea, that anclont hatlon Is the home of the Sphinx. Lost irreverence should dare enter to the worship of deity, thtro was need of a mysterious bslng to keep guard at the doors of tho temple, and Intl. mate the mightier mjstorlea within. In this fablod Sphinx were united tho bureau face and tho body of the lion symbol of in. tailed and strength In the divine attributes. Both religion and death had mysteries. Tho Sphinx at the porch of tho temple and at the portal of, the tomb, (intimated that thero were mysteries in both) but what thoy wero tho told to none. Her face w6re an eternal calm. Tho Greeks borrowed the Idea fr&m Egypt) but in the hands of her artist! It lost in grandeur, whilo It gained in grace. The Grecian idea was only that of mystery,. And so to the Sphinx were given not ouly a' human faco and a leonine body, but tho tall of a serpent and the wings of a bird, and the voice of a man. All the world knows the Groclan fable. This monster infested the neighborhood of Thebes, proposing an enigma, and devour. Ing any who could not guess it, but offering to destroy herself, if any ono would give jhe true answer. Bhe atkod, "What animal walks on four legs In tho morning, on fro at noon, and on throo ai night ? " (Edipua guessod tho riddle, by declaring that man was tho animal, who, in the mbrning of life creeps on all four, at middle age stands erect' on his feet, and in advanood life uses a staff on which to lean. But though the Greeks cut the form of tho croature on their temples, as did the ltd. mans after thorn an iudlcalion of the mys tery that attaches always to religion 'tho placo for tho study of tho Sphinx Is Egypt Everything about the temple or tho tomb in that land is colossal. Egyptian architeoturo strove to impress not by beauty or graco, as did the Grecian, but by vastnocs of propor tion, by massivo grandeur, by heaping ob ject upon object, by repetition aud accumu lation, by a glgautio exhibition of gigahtio objocts it strovd4 to cxprosn tho infinite and tho eternal. What tho Gothlo architecture dcolares by the pointed arch and tho ribbed- stono, meeting far np overhead in dim Indis tinctness, that tho Egyptian would say by tho accumulation of masses, by heap upon heap, by colossal .labors, by a multiplied monopoly; hence glgantia pyramids and templos, approached bo tw6eu"rowsof gigan tic Bphinios. , IjL. ' At Karnac, wboro Is found tho largest and most costly toinplo over reared on earth, the avenue connecting it with Luxor is a mile in length ; aud this won crowded with these gigantio flguroa, placed, as thoso still stand ing near the toinplo attest, only twenty feet apart. But not one faoe of them all is un injured, A the Turk at Atheas mutilafed nearly every head of the statues, so In Egypt his cool against Idols, Jio. lalt not not one perfect. He acted on the Irish man's theory, and wheuevor he saw a head, hit it Some of tho more nearly perfect ones were removed to the British Museum' and tho French collections. One of the wonders of the world lithe great Sphinx that stands on the edge of tho Lybian Desert, sevon miles from Cairo. An cminouce of solid rock was hown away, leav ing this gigantic form. The fissures wore supplied by vast masses of stone') and these Jointed pieces, somo of them larger than a millstone, havo fallen away from the noso and shin. The face is about seventy feet height; tho whole length of the' creature was about one hundred and ninety feet, aud the paws buried in the sand are said to ex. tend fifty feet In front. Directly beneath the nose stood a vast altar, and in fron of the whole figuro was a broad' roadway, lead ing up to the great pyramid itself. As a Sphinx nover stood alono, tho world Is puzzled over the absence, of Jts, mate. It could not nave 'been carded a way J nor have any traces of it ever been found. Some think the design was too vast, averT 'for (he Egyptian builders; some that one such Sphinx exhausted, all effort. Be it as it may, this Sphinx has no oouipanion. 1 The face of this wonderful ereatuie is calm, grand, almost beautiful. Even though the foatures are somewhat broken, the de facement has not destroyed the expression of sublime patienoe. It stands looking to ward the east looking ,over the visitor, rather than at him) its great, .steady1 eyes Intent en tho future, as if in confident ex pootation of a bettor time to come. VhMa, Sat. Wight. ATLANTA'S FKUTTY SIIOE.fAKEi Bays a correspondent of tho "Savannah (Georgia) Nttct : Atlanta can boast of the genuine curiosity a live female shoe maker young, protty and industrious. Having occasion to "send 'rnVnephew with a pair of boots to bo mended, he surprised me on, his return by remarking, tho " she " said 'so-and-eo' about' the booul I then learned for the first timo that we hod in bur neighborhood a young girl under twonty years of age, tho daughter of shoemaker, who daily works at tho trade herself, not only mending, but making, in good style, both Doota and shoos. For sovcrol years she has thus been engaged, and has won the patronage of a large circle of appreciative families. It is remarked by the Stuntffle Atneriean that, in spite of the 2,000 patents on car couplings, there Is yet iu umsatisflod demand for an autojnatlo coupler. The Board of Ediuaiinu i4 Port' Horoa. Mich., has bought fifty leather straps, meas uring two by twelve inches, tor use, in pint lahincc pupils. jr") Thp Bad and UruA Worthies. X ' Ar0 novor mitatdi or counterfeited.! This is 'csjiociitllj truo' of a; family medicine, ami it is poai-i tivo proof that the romedy imitated' is of tho highest volno. As soon iia it luid been tested, and proved by tho wliolo world, that jroi) Uittors was tho purest, best nnu moat valuable family medicine on earth, many imita tions sprung up ami began to steal tho notice in which the press and) pooplo of tho country had oxprcs3-i od the merits of It. B., and in, OTory way trying to induce Buffer-' ing invalids to uso their nul in-: stead, expecting to make monoy on tho .credit uud good name bfi II. I). I Many others stariod nostrums; put .up, in jjuiihtr itvo .ju-JJ. . with Yariously! cunnfngly devised; names in whioh tho wor4IIop"j or '"Jtlopj" woro usodMwttyato; . jnduco people to boliofo they" were; tlfo-ajainoias, ijbp Bi(tra.' All. (iuch'proteudoa remedies or ourM,i no matter what their style OnlWio. is, and especially thosp with" tho! -word "Hop" or "Hops' in their! namo or in any1 way coh'nood.' with them or tlioir namo, aro imi tations or counterfeits. Uowaro of thorn. Touch nono of thorn, hut: Uso nothing hut, gonuino nop Bittors, with n bunch or cluster of green Hops ou thp whito label. Trust nothing oho. Druggists and dealers aro warned, against dealing in imitations or counterfeits. ib How James Surrendered, A N ,UN f KEO jinieNTWWCHNK 'JTn TDK KxWifiV8jiAlSKiN OK When I'VamJamcH Hitrrenileriil to Govenor Crlttendf-fi at .lufferBon City tlioro wna n seono in tho Governors room, Tho hands of tho clock on tho wall of tho ofllce, says tho St. Louis Globc-JhmocraCs account, were closo open tho hour of live when the expec tant ears of thoso ttrractil heard the sound of footsteps entering tho rotun da of tho buildinjL'. A moment later tho well-known form of Major John W. KCwards appeared in tho open doorway. As ho ndvancid into tho room ho was followed by a man nearly nix itet in height, of slender, neat nlnl trim buihlj who walked erect and with a quiet, c:.sy aud self-pOsscsscd gait to the middle of tho room. Stopping iti front of the Governor, Major Edwards said : "Governor and gentlemen, thls(is Frank James. Ho is hero to givo him self up." This brief Introduction brought faco to faco tho Executive of Missouri and tho noted outlaw whose namo has been a terror iu this Stato and is faini li r throughout onr land, if not tho wholo world. It was a scene without a precedent in tho annals of the' State, and to all present was intensely intlTf fating and dramatic. To all appear ances Frank .Tainis was the coolest and least moved man in the room. While Major .Edwards, wa in troduoing him his countenance was as quiet and calm in its expression as if thobiisiness In hand More no concern of his. Ho advanced a step toward tho Governor, aud by a dexterous .move ment unbuckled a belt irom nroiiud ills lilho body and, holding it toward the Gdyernor, saidi ''Governor I am Frank James. I surrender my arms to" you. I have re moved tho loads from thejn : they are' not load i. 'j'hey have not been' ont of my possession Bince 180-1. Mo oilier man has had them since then. . I now give them to you personally. 1 deliver myself to you and tho law. ' "Governor Crittenden received tho proffered belt, pistol and oai ridges and with characteristic courtesy iiqnisted Frank James to be co- od, saying that ho was vuiy glad la meet him, parti cularly in this manner; Frank James aiiKwered that,ho had eomoin and sur rendered hjuiself because he desired to do as he hail done for fditr ycais that is, hvo tho life of a law-biding citizen, He hoped to be able to prove that he was not so bad as lfejiad been pointed. AJllfongh he liad been living tho life of a quiet, orderly Mid law-abiding citizen for four years, he well knew that tfvery.. thing. criminal and bad that hadi been .committed 0,lat6" years had been crod ited to him. To tho1 Governor la' said, with moro earnestness iu his toife than .hp had, hitherto shown : ".If solne ono were to assassinate yon, ah hough I InigHt bo able to pi'ovo myself entirely innocent, 1 would no.bp ablo to con vince people .that I was guiltless of tho crime. They have been in the habit of a.vributing all manner of crimes to mo and aro ready lo'b'clievo any'thiny'they hear:" - Ueferenco, heiug piade to tho time he had been in the State, lrank Jnnies said lie had not been, in Missouri for over a yea- pnvious" to Sunday,-Sent- ember 2-1, when ho reachtu St. Louis. Governor Crifteriu'en "said : "I liaVf." received over hslf n of bushel letttrsfroni you, or f"om thoso professing to bdyqu. 1 have received them not only from three or four diffe 'cut men on the, sainS day.butlfrom rSeve't-ardifTerent "Yes,!; answered! thflaoutlaw ; "this proves that any crime, no matter by whom committed, is likely to be laid 'to inc. I have surrendered because I with this to eufJjamHo prove, as I cdn, that for four years 1 have been a law- abiding citizen and that I have been painted blacker than I am. I do it for my wifo taild jhijd' "shke., lik your lialid.3, 'to 'do with tne-as'yo un III ou see best. As soon as.the talk betwien the Governor and-Frank James was oyer thoso present gathered around him. Adjutant General Wndih II said to him: "I met ) on to. day at dinner, m had nojden who ,vdu where!" Indeed. 'no oile .would fake the amulet,' taljii; mnn, with the wide, open and frank looking eyes, for the outlaw who had held sway over Missouri for so long. His clear complexion indicated habits of temper ance and tlierd was not an ounce of siipcithioiis flush upon his frame. Faded hair recovers its youthful color auf soft, silky 1 Jexturfl by tho usO of Parker' Hair Bjdsain! j LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S " " ' VEGETABLE COMPOUND. A Bare Care far nil VU-MAU) iWAffs WtSSI't),' pclmllns; Iiu-orrbam, Ir reBn(r'an'd'rutiifuOli:ulrualloq, Iuflamiuutlan unit Ulceration or the Womb, l'laodlnf, FJIO . . LAVSUS'VTIilUf &e;. J tV-fleMultothatluit?, aiciloul nj ImmedUU UlUcUVcl It li great ht Ip In pri-cninc?, uud n UtTCa pftlu during Ubor and ftt rrguWr pcrtadf. rinsinus vsiir im rum hide it unit, ICFom iixWcitimiu ol lh ttntretlT orgut of itbf r in, it U second to no remed, iht bu erer Nn Ufon the puMle i and (or ftt! dlitMei of U ., Kiyiit It li tbe Ortal"! lUntd iki forU. lriuijNrY R93fPtt.urrrii a(l'-Wt r Se Vlui lireat Rclkrln Us' p.e. " LYDI4 K.1INUIIA11'S I1I.OOK 1'CHnrlKU ftUI trftdlrftU ererr TrfttlK u( lluinon (roiu tft utuod, ftt the Muitft time wUlglTe tone ftnd ktrtngth to lilt i;,uui, Aeinrtllouiir(wultewUiCoiupvuua tJ-Uothtte Compound ftnd Blood PorUer ftre pre pervd ftt tSS tad Ki WuUn Avenue, Lynn, Vue. ITtce ot ftlther, l. SLi bottlee tor Si. Tte Compouad ll eent It null la ttie form of pUll, or of loiengee, On Kolpt ot prise, 11 per boi for either. Un. rukbwa ,feelr (um ftUllftttenDf.loiislrx,' EMloeelceut SUmr-jTSftSd for pftmpnltt. ; tlv tUt ltWf J ir&T?'ft MlvinOHff Lmutliu Jeure CoatlDft- un. muouaum ftM Ttpiwt a u 14eri u otnu. V j-gaU Mj all PruvflsU.-TM HtCREAT CURE Ton ' -RHFIIU A-T.I C.UI iah u to.Ciwtb?y2fai dUL.f ti. ; KIDNBT,LIVKR AND BOWIL8. It Clneftft Uft .V.t.m fifth mMriA Ml.n-1' i tbt mum the droftdful uxrertng whioh I iiuwj- w TicuvM or uaeamftueni oen reftluo.l Tllouimnn n n I of tho wont (oruu or thU Urrtble dlMftie br boon quloklr relieved, and In ehort time PERFCOTLV CURED, nurt, i. iiQUooii tar, sou vt pucccuta. Iee- urreenbeeenlDrinftll. I Wr,Tl.8lntL4JU)BOM h 6a., llvlrtlnrton VI I iWOMAN CANVEAITH OFWOMANa iiATH?En THE HOPE OW Chios Rhoumattsm, Lam baco, LamoDack, Sprains and Eniiaca, Asthmai Catarrh, Couchs, Colds, Soro TAroof;, Dlplithoria, Burns, Frost Bites, Tooth. Ear, and Head ache, and all pains and aches. The l-eil Inlernll end etterntl temejjr Ift Ihe worU. tteiy l-ottle gutftnteed. Sotdbr tntJkliie deeleri et eirwhere. nirectlunt la eight langutgce, Trice socenta endi.io. FOSTER, MILOURN A CO., Prop're, BUrFJtLO. N. V., V, S. A. Kob.ltlr. 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THIS OBLKHlt VTKU NATIVB WIMK U made from tlii Juloo a lio oporto Grape, raised In tula country, its Inv tillable Tonic and Strengthening Properties aro unsurpasied by any other Nntlvo Wine, lie Inittlieipiire Jiilco or tlio (linpe, produced uuder Mr. Speer's on personal supervision, lis purity and conultenrs. are L'iiar,int :od The touni'et child -"xy partake of its tro rrous qusulles, and ine wenicesi'nvaiia usoii 10 advance, it, is par Uculaily beneficial to the aged and dcbllltaled, and suited to tho various alltnenta that affect tlm weaker sen. It 3 In every respect i WIN B TO UK ItliLllil) O.V. " SPEER'S P. J. Sherry. The P. J. 8IIK11UY Isa wine ot Superior Char acter, and partakes or tho rich qualities or the grape from which It li made. Vot I'urlty, ltlch ncss. Flavor and Medicinal Properties, It will bo louna unciceuea. SPEER'S P. JT. Brandy. This BIlANnV stands unrivalled In till Country being rar superior ror medicinal purposes. IT lt I'UItt: distillation Irom the grupo.and con tains valuaol medicinal properties. It has a dellcaU) llavor, similar to that or the grapes, I-om which it 1 distilled, and Is lu great favor ainum; flrst-claas ramlliea. Soo tuat tlioalrfnaiuroot ALKltEU BI'EBU, Pas. salo N.J, Is over tho cork ot oacli bottle. SOLiD BY O. A. KLI3IM. AND 11Y DltUdUISTS EVKUYWUKHB. Sept. 'li, 'a, l-y. To Nervous Sufferers The Great European uoeay. pb, i. i.smrsoN's srscirio msdicini. Dr. J. II. Simpson's SDCcltto Medicine is a iiusl. Uts euro for orernork el body or brain or excess or any kind, such as weakness and all diseases re sulting from Nervous Debility, Irrltautnty.Mental Anxiety, Languor, Lassitude, Depression or Spirits aqd functional derangements of tho nervons sys ' turn Kaneraily, Pains in tho i r , n.llnnlr nrKlitx Tsma !of Memory, Pre matura old age lid diseases that lead to consmpt lon. insanity &an early grave or both. 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"enle J e..el.eiei IJkerel tetmi. UtUUi. Untoi to N. l uutlU E.I., I'liiUdella, tt. Junaso-ly aid D H. I. L. 11ABI), PRACTICAL DENTIST, Main street, opposite Episcopal Church, niuuinnuurg, I d, Tcelh oxtracted witliout ra'i, Oct. 1 1SI9. DRUNKENNESS & ODinm KATINft. O.q. Ueers,M, u Son, 4SS Forth avenue, New York, have p' ileus remedies ror these o 'a. Thousan- cured, .call or send stamp ror ovl dence. 4 oct, e, -w, BROWER kiroES. A TTa. leaur.. Many entirely new, and collected from the best writers ror the rirst time. Post-paid. 350.; Cloth, 750,; (lilt, 81. National Nrlioil of 5 1 BLOOMSBURG SIXTH NOliMAL SCHOOL DISTRICT. Bloomsburg, Columbia County, Pennsylvania. Rev. D. J. WALLER, Jr., Ph. D., Principal. TlllHRnittH)r.minr.nmscnt constituted, oilers tlin very host facilities tor Professional and Classical learning. llulldlngs spacious, Inviting and commodious ; purc,Buii spring water Location hcalthtul,anuoasy or access. Toachci ooxpcrlcnccd, efllclcnt, and nllvo to their work, Bxpenses moderate. Kitty cents n week deduction to all oxpecllng to leach. Students admitted at Courses ot study prescribed by tho state t , I. Model School. II. Preparatory. III. Elementary. IV, Classical. I. Ailiunct Courses! Academic. II. Commercial. III. Coilric In Atmlc. I V. Courw Tho Elementary. Hclontllloandcmsslc.il Courses are I'HOl-T.ssioNAl,, and Students gradualng louowiDgcorresponuingiiegrees ; ,-tiuster ui tuu riormai i;eriincaieiiUeirHi.iain(neniH,Higiieu uy inu uinii-is ui inu nuumui jruait.-es. The courso of stud y prescribed by tho stato Is liberal, and tliuS:lehililouiid Classical courses nro not Inferior to those of our best Colleges. Thnstfttni-i-nulrnmihlirhnr order ot cttlzensliln. The times demand It. It Is ono ot the DNinu olilects nt this School to hnln to secum It. bv turnlah. lnginlclllgentnndcniclentTenchcrstorherSchools. To this end It solicits young parsons nr good abilities and good purposes, thoso who desire to Improve tlielr time and their talents, as students. To nil such It promUes aid In developing their powers, and abundant opportunities ror well paid lauorarieriPaTinghcnnoi. t)T v -aiaiogiie.niKircss ine i-nncipai, lln.N.WIM.I.V.II i:i,U'i:i,l I'rc-.Menl llouril nt Tw.irr.. P.P. Ill f,L.MYHI(. Secretary 02t). l.'3l.- O. DEL SAVAGE, PX11.KR IN All kinds of Watahes, Chicks and .lewulry neat 'S repaired and warranted, may 17, '78- tr AND PAPER HANGING. WM. F. BODINRi IKON -T 1IK1.0WSK 'ONIMIMIOMHIIUMU, Pa. Is prepared to do All kinds of HOUSEI VA-TXTCUNa I'iiiln iiutl Orinimcnral PAPER HANGING, IIOI'll DKUiiKATIVB ANO 1'l.AIN. ill kliKlft lFuritltiir Itcpalrrd unit niHite as potHl un ncv. SUNS HUT I'llfT-CLASS WUKEMKM KJIP LOVBD. Dattmatcs WTado on all Work. WM. F. BODINE. SIO $20,00 In lesltlTiato ludlclous spaculitl.111 In tlMln, I'ro vlslom and Stocks on our perfected plan, ileitis sur monthly tirotlts to larito and small Inv stors. Miuress. ror .run psrtici" us, it. k. Kriutuii v C!a.. Com'n. Merclunts. 177 ll'J I.a Saliu St.. Cl-loaifo, 111. r Oct. 13-1 w. IRELANDofJp-DAW It?.1. In 1.1ft IVrJluntli. , r.M.w tuition now i on uy. 01ti RtprcHlOB Ttill, l.venti of ti. tc. Aavnta une so-ly n'il PIANO-FOnTES. UNKtlUAM.rn IN Todc, Toucli.Work'inaiisIiin & Dnrability. vvir.i.iAsr iiAitr. .t 'o. No. !04 niul ses Wi it llaltlnioro Blnvt, llalllm.ir.'. Wo. llJFIf ih Avenue, Now York. r oct, 13-1 w. BETTER THAN EVKH. loiiimt. iiu.Mic IIKAVKN. 411O bt authors. I'roso mid Poetry. In'ruducilon by T, I. Cuyler, 1). 1) This elejfant home book made mora txuutltul. ltevlsed Gist Thousand. Kutlre u w pUtes 40 p.iires added, iU now authors. Jl'..i. tin this. IHW -s and our new Cyclopedia. JliW month to Aireuts. r. 11. i iihai, i-euiisuei, piuw s urn, Oct, 0, 1-w. d WANTEDS Vinos, Shrubs, Itoses, Jfcc. (1 Oil SIAI!IES mid Expenses paid. Address at once. J. K. U-CI. Hli Kochestcr, N. Y, d Oct, 0, 4-iv. CUTTHJSOUT! Affi6S15i0S4OwPr:Cti!K. WohavostoroslnlS leadlnrr Cities, Irom whioh our atrent. ohUilu thoir .upi lk-wtpiU-My. Our Fnctorleii and 1'rliiriiml OIiUm-n nro ut Krle, I'll. Solid lor our New t'utiiluiiUi' and teriu-t tn Htfeuu Addroe MM I AVCI I 3l2LncknwanmiAve 1 iii LUVcLL 6CRAHTON, pa. llarch S-ly Tfimted AGENTS I AOKNTSJ AGENTS I For OEN. DODOK'S bran' new book, entitled Thirty-Three Years Among OUR WILD INDIANS ! Atra.rtnjnlotlh. lutlior'. WiVlu Trtt r,rfr,rilfc. Ixnoceawoneu-Miuw. C3'llh en able Intnxlucllon By Gen. Sherman. Thl. new work u et onee lubicrlbed Ut by FraUlcnt Atiuca and nlir CtaMwl, end by Gtn. Slitnaun, ffco, Qrml. Oen. ShtriJan, Gn. f.innx-1, fnA IkaiuanJt .1 Em. IcmlUeu. Ok. O.oriirii -"ilM.(i(bootiMtaii lift nirumun." lliiuor Tair (Milhoaiit,).ijn-"l il abuok of Oiuim xalut." III. the only .ulheullo weount ftt our lotlttjn. er.r publlihhl, fully r.mllns thtlr Hlon.r life," ncrtt doing., .iflolli, nc, 11 1, reultte with tbrUllnf eipeS.nc. of tbe Author, end of f emou. Scout., Trtopen, Cuwbojl, Mln.rh Uordir Ituffi.m, Ui.,Tlrldly portn;lof LU. In the Orl We.l e. II Mint ii. 4Sd lAouani In preu. ITlth Stc.1 ocr.Tle. end Superb Chrome-Uthorraph l'UU. In Jt colon, front photolrepht mid. by the V. S. Oev.rom.nl tjjinutyfer tMU ffrtat vort. AGENTS! Thl. fund ok I. no out-..lUn 11 othin 10 to 1. A'o roinjicrilioii. Afeite tv.re 10 to BUord.re d.y. We went 1000 more .ctnl. .1 once, fxcliaii-e Ttrnlory aJ Sitcial Ttmu tiitn. Our Urje clrtuUn with fell peitlcuUl. Ml nt. A Sue Speclmtn flele feat l'l odJirAe. for t 9 cent Ump. Addrei. U toll pulUlhtn, A P, WQIITHINQTOX CO., lUerroiu, C9K, sept Vi lm B. V, UAUTilAN KSI-KSSIKTS TU 1'OILOWINQ AMEUIOAN INSUItANOU CO.Ml'ANIKS , Lycomlnif of Muncy I'oiitiylvanla. Nur'li American of I'lillndelphla, I'a. franklin or rcnnaylvanla ot farmers of York, I'a Hanover of Now York. Manlutlaii ot New Yolk, union on Market Street, No, c, Moorasburir, oct. M.TlMy (( week In your own town Terms ond ll out. UOnt tree. Address 11. IUmkt a i;o. I'ortUnd, Maine, march aiVly Silverman, Watches, Jowolry, Clocks mmw- -fit STATE hlUKMAL SCHOOL completely heated by steam, well ventilated, lighted r - ieinui - isi ui iuu .-lutuiiurs ; .tmsLeroi lueuiassics. uiaciuaics iu inu oiucr courses receive Every Estcy Organ Sold is made Throughout with j Equal fidelity, and Yields unrivaled tones. Bind for Illuttrated Catalogue, A j CELEBRATED HA11DMAN PIANOS, And other first clnss Pianos, niul it large lot of f fro wmt lift Mail MUSIC ArIOLINS, ACCOUDEONS, BAIMJOS, MUSICAL OMeiDINlf Tl, VIOLIN STRINGS, Audi everything J". SALTZBR, MUSIC ROOM, FIFTH STORK BELOW MARKET. STREET, BLOOMSBURG Pa. WEBER-H PIAIsTOS, FINK INLAID FltKNCJI WALNUT CASE ORGAN, STOPS, SUU UASU. I-asy Ttiriiu, SntlNlUctlon Giinrnntcntl. BAOON'S JPXJlsTO WABE ROOMS, MUSIC M ALL lll.OCK, WILKES-DAKRE. PA Beware O F BENSON'S C PLASTERS HAVE BEEN IMITATED, And thoir oxcol'ont roputation in jurod by worthless imitations. Thq Publio aro cautioned against buy-, ing Plastora having similar Hound, ing namoq, Boo that tho word C-A-P-O-I-N-E is corrootly spoiled. Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters Aro tho only improvomont ovor mado in 1'lastors. Ono ia worth moro than a dozon of nny othor kind. "Will poaitivoly euro whoro othor romodica will not ovon roliovo. Prioo 05 oonta, Bowaro of ohoap Tlastors mado with lead poisons. OEABURYA JOHNSON, MtnufeclurlEg CheinleU, Mew York. TTJifilK illi.infllY AT?"l.AHT. IVlcaWcu'. A HEAD'S Mkdluted CORN nd BUNION PIASTER. Nov 4 'SI -ly ,llullfyUjr. the Ceeaplciloa. tori v-it u a tt ui ptvuktiii it lti tmm tkt 1 mi I 0 UM M Kk, tHlUU)l'Ist kllioou-lift )NllirflMlBf MM U U Uett M UdeM lptM Ikt MilafwtitttllM tftf&i tab. wwli uf ii'tUtet. JlJ W cuii vnu.HlHr hit traii fattNenvn. rmuu by g-a, and furnished with a bountiful suunly ot Discipline, firm but kind, uniform and thorough nuy time, llooms reserved when desired. in Art. V. Course In Physical Culture. therein, iccclve state Diplomas, conterrlng the Every buyer should Select an Organ That guarantees good Every day work and Years of service. ,..lt.'tiT.a.tMWliM r?LlWlTrrlWa J. ESTEY & CO., lirattloboro, Yt BOOKS, in the Rlnsie line. ARDMAN June! J. SALTZER'S General Sewing Machine Depot, Fifth Store? Below Market St, BLOOMSBURG, PA. Celeliratefl White Seiinii Machioe, Now Davis Vorlical Feed Sew ing Machine, Now Homo Sowing Mitchine, Household Sowing Machine, Fstoy Sowing Machine, Genuino Singer Sowing Muehino, Singer Pattern Sewing Machine, Attachments, best Bewlng ilachlne 01, and Nee-ai-juforall miwiuc nucriinrs. tienlni; MaculneH tolil on inonllily paynv iits- Liberal discount mido for rasli, Kvcry n nchlne ,urcliacj irom mo Is warrantodtibH m eoocl rum Inirnr'fr lor llva ymre) frw of i-lirri, mnl Uiorou -U In. struotlonii rjlven by tlie best lady operator lu tliU iart ut tliu male Inu ot churirti Exauilnu my Mock of machines before purcUasIni:, B6 to $20 er day. 2'. bomei "8inple"wortli is u 10 roe, Adir essHriNnoH tCo- j-ort uiaxcb 13 l-y WEBER rui RAILROAD TIME TABLE PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD. I'Hir ADKLrillA & KIUK H.II. WVIHIOM. ' Northern Control Hallway. """ion tn4 PMInrlAit-kht A ft ml WflA tlll. . . BUiMMKU TIME TAHLE. I n AiTAf. .Innn Ah 1Q04 (mil,. ... KASTWAtlD. u. ui,-. ouuru iixprosnror sunburv. n rlsburir and Informed ato stations. UnM..it" I'hliadolnhlft. New York. Iialiimnn f,-n.l8.tr. ton. arrtvinir nt l'hlladelphla 8.?o n. m i iii York, p. m. Ilaltlmore, i.lo p. rn. Wash n?tr,Z e.4tp. m., making closs connectlonUtW, phla for all ea Bhoro point, uuaaei. 1.4 p,m.-nay express for Bunburr. Hrn. bure and lntcrmcdlato stations, LtiDCaatfir i'u f rulnrnlila. Nnw Ynrlr. ltnlMmnfo .T,"?.ri arriving at I'hlladolphla 7.34 p. m.! Now for?' 10.85 p. m.; llaltlmoro, 7.!W p. Washlniton Jt p.m. Pullman l'arlor car through yw"iael! Hons. Lancaster. Philadelphia and New Ynit" arriving at Philadelphia .df a. in. Now York i H a. m. Blorplng car accommodations can be sScnr. ?,dfttJI?r?.,,8l,urff"r '"""'"iclphln ana Now York an'Wr phla, New York, Ilaltlmore and VaauinMon , riving at Philadelphia I to a. m. s Now York h ?I a. m. llaltlmoro 7,e5 a. m. : Waahini ton,.17a, m. Through Pullman sioeplng carJ aro run on this train to Philadelphia. liaiilmnJi ana wasuington, ana mrough pasionircr conhn. to rhUadolpEla and llaltlmoro. v""UBBCr EOaonos WK3TWABD, 0.85 a. m.-Krlo Mall for Krle and all Intermediate stations with through Pullman palace carand through passenger coaches to Krlo. For canandalgua and Intermediate stations Itochostjor, Ilurfalo and Niagara I'aUs, wlUi PuliI man Palace car and passenger coaches throuirh to Hochester. i. r. m.-Nlagara Express for Kane and Inter, mediate Btatlons with through passenger coaches to Kane. For Canandalgua and principal lntor medlato stations, lioohestcr, liurtulo and Niagara Falls with through parlor carlo Watklns and through passenger coaches to Hochester. R.85 p. Fast lino for Lock llnven and Interme diate stations, and Klmtra. Watklns and Interme. oatc stations, with through passenger coaches to niHOUilll THAINB FOK NOHTtlltMllKHLAMD FltOM THE EAbT AND BOUT1I. Ii.la?a.raPxl)r''ss loaTCB New York, 6.80 a. ra.i h ladelrhla .140 a. m.; W.shlngton. 8.07 a.m.! Ilalilmorov.voa. m., arriving nt Northumberland !,'i?,psm".wltu ,llrouff'i Pullman Parlor car from Phlladolpnla and through passenger coaches from Philadelphia and Baltimore. Fast Lino lea.es Now York 7.r3 a. m.s PhlladeU phla, lt.os a.m.; Washington, .8I a.m.; Baltl inoro, 10 60 a.m., arriving at Northumberland ?;??,p"-,Jf'l,n through passenger coaches from Philadelphia nnd llaltlmoro. Erie Mall loaves New York T.W p. m.l Philadel phia, u.so p.m.! Washington, -s7 p. m.: llaltl moro, ll.sop m, arriving at Northumberland .l a. in., with through Pullman Palaco sleeping cars from Philadelphia, Washington nnd llaltlmoro and through passenger coaches from Philadelphia, NORTHERN CENTRAL RAILWAY CUMI ANY. o.S.0, aE? a,iof.F!Druary mh.lSBl.tralna will loavo Sunbury as follows : NORTHWARD. Northern Express .30 a.marrlvo Elmlra H.S0 pm Arrive at canandalgua a.ss p. m. " Hochester 4.40 " Niagara. 8 40 Niagara Express l.u p. m. arrlvo Elmlra .05 p m arrive Canandalgua B.3J " Kochestcr S4S ... . " Niagara 19.60 am Fast lino 0.16 p m arrlvo Elmlra lo.so p rn " Watklns 11,10 pm 80UT11WAHD. Southern Express 1.8'J a.m. arrive Harrlsb'g 8.16 au. arrlvo Philadelphia J.00 ' " New York 9.85 " Baltimore l.wi . .... " Washington (, a ra Lock Haven Ex 10.50 a m arrlvo liarrlsb'g ii.es urn arrive Philadelphia s.oo p m " New York 8.45 " " Baltimore i.sn . " Washington (.47 Day ExprC83l,50 p m arrlvo Harrlsburg 8.88 p m ' Philadelphia 7.06 " New York w.00 " Baltimore 7.00 , M .. " Washington i.U Erlo Mall 1.05 a. m. arrlvo Uarnsburg 8.00 a. m " PblladelphU T.Ot " New York 8.88 " " Baltimore 7.o " waahlngbon t.tt l.U. WOOD, General Passenger Agent. FRANK THOMSON, General llanager. piIILADELPHA and READING ROAD ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAINS. Juno S, 1882. TH11NB tXlVI BUriKT IS V0LL0W8(B0MDAT iicimc, For New York,Phlladelphla,Itcadlbg,PotUvlll Tatnaqua, o., 11,45 a. m For Catawlssa, 11,45 a. in. 4 68 ana 7,10 p, m. For Wlillamsport,e,l6 n,u a. m. and 4,04 p, m. TxiiMsroa Eormr lxavi is roLLOwg, (aoHDir HCIPTBD.) Iavo Now York, vu. Tamanond ,oo a, ra, and via. Bound Brook Kouto 7,45 a. in. Loavo Philadelphia, 8,45 a. m. Loavo Reading, 11,65 a. m., PotUvlllo, 18,8i. a and Tamaqua, 1,85 p, m. Loavo Catawlssa, 0,10 8,40 a. In. and 4,00 p. tt Loave Wllllamsport,,45a.m,s,oop.m. iud4,u p. ta Passcnger8to and from Now York, via. Tama nend and to and from Philadelphia go through wtlhoutchangeof cars. J. B. WOOTTEN, CO. HANCOCK, uonoral Manager. General Passenger and Tlckot Agont. Jan. 10, 1881-tf. DELAWARE, LACKAWANNA AND WEiTEItN RAILltOAl), BLOOMSBURG DIVISION. NORTH, STATIONS. scranton..., ......BcllevuH, , TflVlnrvtlln SOUTH p.m. p.m. a.m. 16 00 9 03 8 65 8 43 8 41 8 87 a.m. p.m. p.t X 43 8 45 9 80 S 48 V 68 0 61 8 IT 8 3 J KI 8 'li 8 15 8 10 37 8 30 8 84 9 19 9 14 6 Si 6 97 84 6 41 46 61 0 66 ass 7 09 7 10 7 17 7 98 7 i 7 37 8 00 8 86 8 48 8 60 8 00 t 09 8 06 8 10 8 18 8 39. 8 Hli B 3f. tt 5 DC, 04l 8 8ll ... Lackawanna. 9 10 8 97 8 84 8 39 i 44 .... riiwton.... Went IMttntnn 10 ai ...... Wyoming. Maltby .Bennett..... 10 09 8 25 8 85 8 0,1 1 W 1 48 1 85 1 85 1 IS 9 04 Kingston. . Kingston.... .Plymouth Juno ....Plymouth.,, ....Avondale ... VnntlnL-u 10 18 10 18 10 81 IU 84 10 48 9 04 8 65 9 64 8 61 8 08 8 00 8 10 8 18 8 93 3 45 3 61 8 67 4 07 4 11 4 80 4 87 4 38 4 88 4 66 6 09 6 26. 8 16 8 07 8 00 8 41 1 03 8 89 8 3i 8 II 8 18 8 00 7 60 7 59 7 44 7 38 7 83 7 89 Hunlock'si reek 7 4113 43 7 83 12 85 ...HnicKBninny. 10 66 11 07 7 80 18 15 7 80 18 00 7 13 11 47 7 08 11 4U 7 05 11 88 67 11 10 5 tl 10 68 8 45 10 60 6 37 10 44 6 1 10 84 e 10 10 08 8 04 10 00 6 45 8 40 ....Beach Haven. .Berwick . Briar Creek.. 11 11 111 90 ...willow Grove. ....Llmeltldgo., Espy. .. ...Bloomsburg.. Ilnnnrr II 89 III 46 11 69 11 66 19 18 19 45 Catawl'a Bridge 7 11 .,,,uanviiio,, ....Cbul&sky,,, 6 43 Nortbuinberl'd" p.m. a.m. a..m. p.m. p.M. a.m.. W, F. nALSTBAll Sunt Superintendent's offlco. Scranton, Feb'. 1st, ntt. HAXR BALSAM. J Jneli-;;aMitrc,iuj wltulutvc liejit. la fcnv .tiinil.tr 5itM, on aa koui.l( ( f tu superior vi.amuicksiuna pttrny. It CUl.tjilll llltarl ll only tlulntc beneficial ta the Kalji mud )-jlr anJ&lM'ai' Reitoret the Youlbful Color to Crty or radid Hair . iwir iiaiiam 11 linely perfuined iul I. warranled topmeiit falling cifihcluir and la ic. raQteilandruffsnditcliing. lli.cox & Co N.Y, GINGER TONIC 3uH'latly UtilUi Mi Slrtagth Rtittrar. H yoii ate amettunlc or tirmer, vom out Mlih veru tuk, er a niuihcr iuu i!o 11 ly family or homo. WA dutie try 1'ai.k.V. fliks 1 .ic. l,.;... 1"c n l,V": ,n'ui"t! ' tu. man jp nautiej iiy mental .train or utu iou. cere, do not uke Intoxicalingitunulaiiti.bulii.ePailict'eGuiBerTonio 1 ' 'O.l'"',t"oiiimptior,. JJy.peiAli, Kli.urn., urn, MJney (. omukinit, ut eny J,.r Jcr of the laul. eiomaih. Lowell, Hood or nervci l'Akk-.n'a GieXvii f owe will cure you. 1 1 i.il.e Gtcateii Blood PvrWtv Mi tha Beat and Surttt Cough Cure Ew Uieds If you are waning away fromege, diivlallou 01 jny uteaM or weatneei and require atumulael Uke, GiKCta loKicai.ncei ItwiUinvltote andbult YOU up from jl finl doe but wlU Vet IntoiicaM. , "J nundred. of llici) ti uy tart yourK ! CAUTION l-n.fa.eijlieWMmreii.r.giapiTwlel. ! eo.,i)o4 , a a,,, uu 1. ll. ,! J, 4 UHUiel? f!f""".'S",t"li,to,l '"' a.e4Wclniil2 onrAT 3AVINO. vuyino pooab. atuc Li V V I M l.uK irairence roi nude uua (Klignifiil perfume cacecvlingly popular, There ItaolhUg like It. In.Ut uuluwDg Fixaa" ion Coloons andlook for (ignauue of LAItuEEMIVU l-l-VINU isc. 8IZE. Maeh , '6i ly,