Tle doliurbiki. (O0LoaBiiDiHocRAT,BTAH0rTni north, and CO. lommas, Consolidated.) )I.iird Werkly, every Frl.lny ,llnrln, nl BLOOM9Dtmo, COLUMBIA. CO , l'a., cpntr the terms nro strictly In sdvsnco. tTIftS.PiW sctlnucd except nt the option p.u.,.m,n?rs 11,1,11 n" rrcuro(f. s nro paid, tut lone conunuod credits will not bo given. nfuVp2)!f.'?KS?1, ??i 'tne HUta or to distant post ?ii io,i V? F,a d ,0.r.,n "tl'ttncc, unless ft rcspon- fi.B SSS2S.M,,?.lumblC0Un,Jr "'"fumes l iy u'fSlc.IlPi,0IVclU0 on demand. tn ttiB TOunty?P roxactM "om ,Uu9Cr,u!rs JOB PRINTING. J The i Jobbing cpnnmcnt of the Columbian Is very ihlitV&SW ot,belTga cities. All work done on short noUce,iicatIy nnd at moderate prices. - -r. it PROFESSIONAL CARDS. E. AI,LEU, ATTOllNEY-AT-LAW. JJJIca In latWtlcmat Bank bulldlnir, second floor, . r,"u corner ci stain ana Mar ket streets, Uloomsburg, j'a. jT U.FUNK, AJ?5QUNEY-AT-LAW. Omce In Int's Building. Bloomsbciui, Fa 0 H. & W. J. BUCKALEW, ATTOUNEY3-AT-LAW. IilOOHSBl'Rn, PA OOlco on Main Street, 1st door below Court Home, J OIIN M. CLAUK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. HUJOUSBURd, l'A, omce over Bcliujler's Hardware store. p W. MILLER, ATTOIlNBY-AT-LAW Oflleo In Brower's bulldlnir.sctond noor.room No. 1 tltobmsburfr, l'a. B, Fit AN K ZAKR. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Bloomsburg, l'a., omce corner of Centro and Main Streets. Clark's uuuuing. f. Can bo consulted tu German. , , Gr EO. E. EL WELL, V ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. v Nsw Columbian Boildino, Uloomstmrjr, l'a, Mitnhr n tint Itnltj,l status Law Association. Collections made In any part ot America or Eu rope. pAUL E. WIRT, Attorney-at-Law. onlce In Columbian Duildino, itoom No. i, second iioor. BLOOMSBURG, TA. UY JAUOBY. ATTORNEY-AT-LAAV. ULOOMSBUUO, omce In It. J. Clark's liulldlntr, second Door, flrst aoor to mo teiu Oct, 8, to. JOHN C. YOCUfll, Attorney-at-Lawi CATAWISSA, TA. nmA in Mvva tteu hntlrltncr. Main street. Member ot the American Attorneys; Associa tion. collections made In any part ot America. Jan. 6, 1B32. A K. OSWALD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Jackson .Building, Rooms 4 nnd 5. May, W. BEIIWICK.I'A jy ii. RnAWN, "attorney-at-law. i Catawlssa, Pa. omce, corner ot Tblrd and MalD streets. X. n. SNYDER, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Orangoville, Pa. romco In Low's Building, second lloor, second door to the left. Can bo consulted In acrman. nutr 13 'si U. KN0BR. L. S. WINTIKSTEIN. Notary l'ubllc KNORR & WINTERSTEEN, Attornoys-at-Law. onica In Ut National Bank building, second lloor, nrstdoortotbolett. Corner ef Main and Market streets Dloomstmiv, l'a. ISSfPeimons and Bounties Collected. J" II. MAJZE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AND JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Office in Mrs. Ent's Building, third door from Mnlnstroot. MnyVO.'Sl, w M. L. EYERLY, aTTORNEY-AT-LAW, Catawlflsa.l'a. ojleotlons promptly mado nnd remitted. Office opposite Catawlssa Deposit Bank. m-S8 AL. FRITZ, Attorney-at-Law. Office , in Columbian Building, Junew l. T BUCKINGHAM, Attorney-at-Law. XV, Oflleo, Ilrockway'8 Bulldlnff ;ist floor, Bibomsburg, Penn'a, may 7, 'so-t f fi. II, BARKLEY, Attorney-at-Law. onico In grower's building, 2nd atory.Itooms T B. McKELVY, M. D.,8uri;eon and Pliy t) .stclan, north sldo Main street.below Market. D R. J. 0. RUTTER, PHYSICIAN SUltUBON, Offlco, North Market street, Bloomsburg, Pa. BR. WM. M. REBEH, Surgeon nnd Physician. Ofllce corner of Itock and Market it. T R. EVANS, M. D., Surgeon and ) .Physician, (Office and Hesidenco on Tblrd Btrcut. MISCELLANEOUS. Q M. DRINKER, GUN & LOCKSMITH How'm Machines and Machinery of all kinds re ptlred. Omka llovsi Bulldlnir, liloomsburtr, Fa. DAVID LOWENBERG, Merchant Tailor Uln St., above Central Uotel. y II. HOUSE, DENTIST, Hloomsuuimj, Columbia Countv, Pa. All styles of work done In a superior manner, work warranted as represented. Txrrn Eiiuict ii) without 1'ain by the use ot Uas, and frooot charge when urtlflclal teeth are Inserted, omco oyer Bloomsburtr Banking Company. Jo be open at all Injur i dunna the Jay, Not. ns-ly EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR BL00M3BUH3, FA. OPPOSITE COUKT HOUSE. Large and convenient sample rooms, liath room hot and cold waler.and all modern conveniences JAMES REILLY, Tonsorial Artist, la agala at bis old stand under BXCIIANOU llortcL,and baa aj usual a VIUST.CLASS BAUU1CU8II0P. He respectfully solicits the patronage othuioldoustomersand of the public generally. lnlyl,'8o-tf AINWRIGHT lb CO., WHOLESALE OJlOOJSItS, Philadelphia, TEAS, BVnUPS, COFFEE, BUOAJI, MOLASSLH. KICI, SfJCKS. BICAKB BOUJt., C. N, E. CornerJHecond and Arch streets. wrOrdew will reoelve prompt attention' . 0. E, SWELL, ( 1 t,i.'f;,xUi SPRING AND SUMMER 1 CLOTHING. A. J. EVANS. The uptown Clothier, hai Justrrndclred alflno lino of Now Goods, and Is prepared to mako up SPRING AND SUMMER SUITS For Mon and Boys In the neatest manner and La- wst myics. GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, Hatsi Gaps. &o . Always n hand. Call and Kxamlno. EVANS' ulouk corner Main and ironBtrooUjj;( j BZ.0OZVIDI3ITKO, FA. 6A FITTING, STOVES AND 'TINWARE. .so: E. B. BBOWEB Has nurchased tho Stock and Business of I. Ha. genbuch, and tsnow prepared to do nil kinds of work In his line. Plumbing and Gas Fitting a specially, 'iinwarc, aiovcs, In a great variety. All work dono by , EXPERIENCED HANDS. Main Street corncr'ot East. IIL.OU9ISIIUKO, 1V4. N. S. TINGLEY. AnhounocA to ibo public Hint he U prcparod to UU UII K1UU3 Ul Custom Tailoring, promptly and at reasonable prices. Nowvls the season for a m .E"W SUMiMKR'&UIT And Tliiglcy's tho place to get a propor tit. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Shop 3rd floor Columbian Ilul1dlngv,laln street, BLOOMSBUKG, PA. M. C. SLOAN & BRO., KLOOMSBUKO, l'A. Manufacturers ot CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, PHAETONS, SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS, &C. First-class work always on hand. REPAIRING NEA TL YDONE. Prices reduced to mil the times. W- DK. CABTEE. CONTRACTOR & BUILDER, DRAWINGS AND SPECIFICATIONS FOU! BUILDINUS, FURNISHED. Jobbing of all kinds promptly attended to All work warranted to give satisfaction. teb 3d '93-i;m AND PAPER HANGING. WM. F. BODINEi IRON ST., BKLOWSKCOND.BLOOMSIIUHO, Vn. is prcparuu fcu uu mi kulus ui HOTjaB PAINTING Plain and Ornamental PAPER HANGING, BOTH DKCOKATIVK AND PLAIN. All IilmlH of rurnlturc Heimlred and iiimlc nN gooil an new. NONE BUT FIltST-CLABd W011KMKN EMP LOVKD. Biitimatcs IVlado on all Work. . WM. F, BODJNE. BLOOMSBURG PLACING MILL The undersltrned liavlnir nut his Planlnir Mill on liallroad htroet, In tlrst-ciass condition, is pre pared to do all kinds of work In his lino. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. furnished at reasonable mlcee. All lumber used Is well seasoned and nono but skilled workmen are employed, ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS furnished on application, nans and specinca iious prepureu vy an expencuccu uuiugmsumu RlouniNburg, Pa, Bt F. SHARPLESS, FODNDER.AND .MACHINIST, HEAR 1. & B. DEPOT, BLOOMSBUIiO, PA. Manufacturer of Plows, stoves and all kinds of Castings. Large stock of Tinware, Cook Stoves. tioom Diuves, cujves lor uuniiug itiurun,M:uuui houses, churches, &c. Also, large stock of re pairs for city stoves of all klnds.w holesulo and retail .unit na Tim ll.lnl. lrrtta I rta f.int.a JTi'StM-o Pipe, Cook Boilers. Spiders, Cake Plates, iJirge iron itciues, oieu oies, nugun uuses, tuiKinus of Plow Points, Mould Hoards, Holts, Plaster, bolt, JIUiJi MAJSUdiV, d-C. febJt-t, I7HEAB nnowN's inSuha'nck I1 AUBNOV. Motor's new bulldlnir. Main sirect, Blooinsburg, I'u. AhseiH. ,i:tna Insurancp Co., of Hartford, conn, Ji.uis.iw (oyai ai urerpooi iu,uu,uuu .ancashlre ui.ouuhmi Plro Association, Philadelphia J.1C5.TI7 Phuinu, ot London fi.ioo.sii anion & Lancashire, ot England.. . l,'u9,9T(i llarttor lot llartlord 3,3.0im uprlugileld 1'lrc and Marine, ,osj,6S5 As tho ateuc es at o direct, nollcles aro written for the Insured without any delay In the omce at Blooinsburg, Oct, ad, 'Sl-tr. jpIRE IN8UKAN0R. C1UUSTIAN V, KNAPP, BLOOMSBUIIO, PA. MltlTlHII AMERICA A8SUKANCE COMPANY. (IKItMAN K1HK INSUUANCU COMPANY. NATIONAL PIUE INBUHANCK COMPANY. UNION INHUKANCJS UUlll'AMY, Tlie.o old cOKroHiiiOKa aro well seasoned by ago and ruts Tssnn and havo never yot had a loss settled by any court of law, 'I heir assets aro all Invested tn solid sictmiTiKaand are liable to the hazard of rtus only. Losses rsouiTLT ana iionkbtlt aajusiea ana paid as soon as determined by Cuhistian p. itNArr, srsciiL Aoknt and Adjustkx Blooms van, Pa, . The neonle of Columbia oounty should Datron- Ue the ageuoy where losses If any are settled and paid or one of their own cltltens, PHUMP'iNKSS, BliUlTY, l'AIJt DI.AI.lKli. LEGAL BLANKS, ALWAYS ON HAND AT THIS OFFICE J lie ftetr. ForlynpepNlA, Oostlveitoai, Hick Headache, Olironlo Dlar rlioon, Jaundice, Impurity of tho lllood, rover and Ague, Mntnrla, nnd nil Dlaenaca rnuctl by I)o- rnngomcnt of Liver, lloweU nd Kldncya. RstPTOMS or a disi:asi:i r,ivi:n. Had llreih Pain In the Side, omeilrae the pnln ii felt under the Shoulder-blade, mljtaVen for Kheuraatiimj general lou of appetites Bowel generally costive, ometlmei ollcrnallns with lax) the head l troubled with pain, it dull and heavy, with considerable loss of memory, accompanied with a painful sensation of leaving undone something wh ch ought to have been donei a slight, dry cough and Hushed face Is sometimes an attendant, often mistaken for consumption: the patient complains of weariness and debility! netvous, easily startled j ' cold or burning, sometimes a (iricVly sensation or the skin exists; spirits are low and JisponJent, and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene, ficlal, yet one can hardly summon up fortitude to ry H In fact, distrusts every remedy. Several pt the above symptoms attend the disease, but cases have occurred when but few of them existed, yet examination alter death has shown the Liver to have been extensively deranged. It shonlil bo ed by all persons, old and young, whenever nny of the above ojmptnms nppcar. l'rron Trnvrllnt; ir Living In Uu livallliy l.iiciilltlfs, by t.ikln a dose occasion. y to keen the Liver In healthy action, will avoid all .Miliaria, Illllmi, nttneka, Uliz'ness, Nau. ".Orowsiness, Llepiel(.it of Spirits, etc. It will invigorate like a glass of v. Ine, but It no In toxicating liotcruge. , If Vnti htivo rulcii nnythlni; hard ot ingestion, or feel heavy after meals, or ulirp. lo at night, take a dose and you will be relieved. Tlnio unit Doctors llllla win bo saved by uhvnjs Iccrplng the Itcgulntor In tbo Ifnttset Tor, whatever the ailment may be, a thoroughly safe iitirgntlvK, ulti iiiliv,, and tonlo can never be out of place. 'I he remedy Is harmless unil lines not lnlorfcio hIIU buslnos or lileiisure. . , IT IS PUItllLY VKfirTAllLK, And lias all the power and efficacy of Calomel or yuinine, without any of the injjriuus afier effects. A Onvrrttfir'a Tostlinony. Simmons Liver Regulator has been In use In my family for some time, and I am satisfied It is a valuable addition to the medical science. J. (ill-L bilOKirn, Governor of Ala, lion. Alexander If. Stephens, of fla., says: Have dcrUeil some benefit rrom the use of Simmons Liver Kcgulator, and wish to give it a further trial. ..'VF1'0 SnV. T1I"R Mint never falls to unlove." I have used nunv remedies for Dys pepsia, Liver Affection and Debility, but never have found anything to benefit me to the extent Simmons Liver Regulator has, I sent from Mln- nesota to Georgia for It, and would send further for such a medicine, and would advise -il v. ho are slm. i larly affected to give it a tri-1 as it seems the only thing that never fails to rcliete. P. M. Jannev, Minneapolis, Minn. Dr. T. tV. Jliisoti saysi From actual ex. pcrience In the use of Simmons Liver Regulator in my practice 1 have been and am satisfied to use and prcsuibe it as a purgative medicine. JOy-Takc only the Oor.ltlnc uldch always has on the Wrapper the rs d 2 Trade-Mark and Signature of J. H, ZEIXIN A CO, FOR SALE IIV ALL DRUGGISTS. August, 4 'SJ ly BROWN'S IRON BITTERS willcurc dyspepsia.heartburn, mala ria, kidney disease, livtr complaint, and other wasting diseases. MraTTTTTT; 6?D O aw enriches the Mood and purifies the system; cures weakness, lack of energy, etc. Try a bottle. W c3 Is the only Iron preparation !' d does not color the teilh, mill v t cause headache or co.'i-tiji.Un.n, a. other Iron prejuratiou will. '-9 M 1w Ladies nnd nil sulTert rs from neu ralgia, hystctia, and Uiulrul com plaints, will llnd it wilhoi.t an s-ijual. March, 3, nf. ly DiscovEitEu ob' tjii. MAiiomsrs A POSITIVE CURE FOR FEMALE COMPIAIMTS. This remedy will act In harmuuy with the Pr male yntein at all times, anil a!u Immediately tipiiu this alidointnul ami ulerli " tuurclei, and re store them tu a lif altliy and slrnng condition. Dr. Morculfl's Uterlno Catliollcoa will euro fall ing of tho womb, Loucnrrl.rea, Cliroulc Inllamma. Hon aud Ulceratlnn of tlio V.'oiib, Incidental llniorrlia:e or I'liKidlnc, Painful, (Suppressed Ai.d Irregular MeiislriiAllon, Kidney Cumplaint, llurrrnni'BK uud Is especially adapted to Iho chauge of Life, Send for pamphlet tints. All litter ol Inquiry freely answered, Addruss a abmK, For talo by all druggist'. NesvUo St per bottle-, OliUIn l.oll. lie sitro und ask fur Dr. Mar cltUl's UtciinoCathollcoii, Takunoutlier. Mayor Bros., Wholesale Agents, liiuomsburg Pa. Juue VJ-ly. IITIHA ij v IS A SURE CURE for nil diseases of tho Kidneys and -LIVER It luu nf-eciilo acUoa oa UlU tnewt important orvr-n, cnabUuj It to throw off torpidity ftnd In.j , n, btlmutitlBg thojiealtliy ortUouof tUo BUj, aad Vy VeejUntf tbo bowel la froe cuudiUvU, enbctlas Its regular dUcturge, o, oilo If you aretufftrlng from IwiUIUlIUt unUrt(U?etliclUllj, iu-0 ItLLouj. dyapcpUo.or ooaatipated, Kidnty Wort will turofy rvlt and qulokly ur. Ia tho epilog tocloonBothaCyitm, Try ons should UVo a thorouab oourso ot it. tl SOLD DY DRUOCISTU. Prloe$l. MOM BITTERS Daiieiiters, Wives, MotliGrsl DR. J. a. r3'(AKUHIbl. BLOOMSBURG, PA., Fill EOBERT EMORY PATTISOH, DKMOCItATIC OANDIIIA It: I'OU HDVP.IiXOU 01' PENNSYLVANIA. Thi-ra in it cuirent sitjing thai of a mini it is ajkftl in IJtwtoii, wlial iliics huknow? in New York, what U lie worth? in Pliil.i(lt:Iiht;i, who w.n his fiitlit'fl Tliu puisotial ulianu'tuf unit ollictal worth ot our camliihitu alike in vite insjitfciioit by any one or all of these tests. ItOIlLUT h.Monv I'attison, the only I ue.noeraiie eatiiiMate lor i;o, 'I'nor in Pennsylvania, ami lhet.no who proposes, when "chosen for the otliee by tlu peo ple, to perform its duties to tlnir satis- faolion,' was born on the Si ti day of December, A. D. 1850, at Quanlico, Somerset county, Mil. For the place of his birth there is no apology needed further than that ho "hail to be bom somewhere," as Andrew Jackson, of Tennessee, said of himself, in answer to a taunt that Wavhaw, North Carolina, was his own humble b'rth place, itself in name, like Paulson's, suggestive of aboriginal origin. Indian names aro numerous on tho Eastern Shore of -Maryland, which has also been called by a recent writer in Jfurjter'n Jfuiu sine, "A Peninsula Canaan;" "a land of rivers of waters." One of theao gives name to the new county of Wicomico. set off from Somerset a few years atro. . i , , . i ., a , in which is locaieu tne nine town ot Quantico. lhat was the first place to which the late Uev. Uobeit II. Pattison, D. I)., for many years gram chaplain of the ioiljre ot Masons in Pennsylvania, ivai inpointed, after his mairiau'e with Misi Catharine Woolfurd, of Cambiitlge. by mo priisitiing bisliou ot the l'hiliulel phia M. E. conference, which at that time included the peninsitl i within its bounds. A xhort time thereafter tho father's appointment was to Odessa, Delaware, and next to Philadelphia when the first born sou was but six years old. HIS KIIUCAIION. Robert was at once started to school, and, entering the primal y, passed dur ing the years following through the successive grades of the common schools, tho glory ot our connuun wealth, on up lo and through the Penu grammar and central high school, Hero young Pat- tison made his lirst speech, being called upon to deliver tho valedictory address, ' and graduating with the hi best honors of the fifty fifth class. In this way he liecamo known to J,ewis C Uassidy, esq , then a member of the bo.ird uf education, in whose ollico he Rgi.-leied as a law student in December, 18G9, with tho recommendation of Ptofcssor (leorgo Inmaii liicho, the high school principal. llio elder ratli.son had intended his son should graduate also at Dickinson ollege, whete he himself had be-n t ducated, having named him in honor of ono of the most honored presidents of that institution. Robot t Eniorv was native of Philadelphia, afterward a law student of Reertl Johnson, in lialtimoro, and in thu end a divine of great learning anil masterly in manhood. Such a man, too, was the hcnior Patti son, one whosu knightly appearance and chivalrio bearing coexisted with great kindness of manner, that made him friends in all ela.-ses ot society, and caused him to bo mourned in death which came to him in 187" wherever his personal and social worth were known. His solicitude or the future of his only son may be best expressed in worJs written by .laini s Mill to Jeteiny Deuthatn, with reference to his son, .lolih Miiart .Mill: "However, tt 1 were lo die mi) tiino before this poor boy is a man, into of the things which would pinch mo tno.t Mrclv would be tho being obliged to leave his mind till- tnaile to the tlegrte ot ext'elU nco 1 hope for. a n'rrnnsr op law. Foitiitiately Dr. Patt'enn did live to sio his sou unbelt npply himself not only lo tho inasteiy of law books in the olhee, but also alter ollico hours at home, to general literature, and es pecially to ihe history of the old Feudal lays; so tamiliaiiziiig hiui'cll with the groundwork of hi oilmen profession, a'id!at tho satuo time keeping up with the limes in bis general reading during hnlf holiday, ami on hU wav to and fro, 'iho father lived to seo iiim a good student of human nature as well, using tho ample oiipoitunity Mr. Ca-si ly s largo crimttml practice allordetl lor this; and in every y.iy at his command thoroughly qualifying himself for ad mission to tho Philadelphia bar, where ho entered upon tho practice of law on his own account in 1872. That year tho voting lawyer was married to Anna, daughter of Edwin A. Smith, of Pliila iliilpllia, ami settled down in tho small two story liouso .12 17 Hansom street, wnere no uas continued to reside ever since, and whero two children, a boy and a girl, have been born to them in their happy home. prom tho ago of sovonteeu, when ho was already tlovoloped bayoiid his years following in tho footsteps of hit grandfather on his mother's side, Col Thomas Woolford, wlt i oouumudod in tho Maryland lino in tho Involution try war, Pattison had bi-on iv p ipuhn member of tho l'uurih Ujgiineiti Penn ...i i..,. , ., ... hvivuuiu .uuuia, i;u w.'i as in. p nv niavcs, a id ho was sub jiieiitly DAT. SEPTEMBER identified with Iho reorganization of the Stale Fono'tbles. I.AWYKH, OltATOIt AND MILITIAMAN. There ho formed the friendship of lhat good oltl Democrat, "a man with out fear and without reproach," Col. Jami's Page, whom Pattison succeeded as provident of tho organization. lie won his fust laurels as a lawyer in an able argument in defense of somo thirty militiamen of the -Itli Regiment Penn sjlvania Volunteers, before a court as sembled by General Prevost, and no- uitted them on a plea as to jurisdiction. Alter tliuj, lie was ever the cltosen ora tor of tho command, and never without clients. Among tho oases which after wards ciine to him awl were prepared with tho thoroughness which distin guished all of his professional nnd political work, were those of Orr vs. Ilydr.iulio WoikM and Kehoe vs. P'ltiie, leading cases in determining thu law of negligence! and tho dutiis of proper ty owners to the public. Tims far the father lived to seo the success of his sou, who, with strong ("dial devotion, refusing to bask in other people's sunshine by acceptnuce of in vitations to membership in the richer churches, has of preference rigidly ad hered to a kind of "little church around the corner," wherein was his father's last ministry. i:i:coi.i.i:ctions op Dickinson. Previous mention of Dr. Pattison's early education in Dickinson College recalls a fact or two that may as well bo put down right hero in refutation of tho assertion made here and there in certain stalwart organs, that "hitherto Pennvslvania has invariably elected governors born in the Slate." Now, to begin with, without hunting up tho baptismal record of them all, John Dickinson, whoso name that college beats, according to Jefferson "one of the most accomplished Bcholars the country ever produced," was himself a native of .Maryland, lived for a long tiino in DeUvvare, and was in 178:2 elected executive of Pennsylvania. And he Wits succeeded ill tho olllcoof govern or of Pennsylvania by Benjamin Franklin, who, until now when objec tion h mado to tho Providence lhat gave Pailison his birth in Maryland, was always supposed to have been born in Massaolnuetts, and to have walked i'min 1 iston to Philadelphia, whereuu to Pattison was brought when barely old enough to walk to school, and where, ever since ho was six years old ho has bppn alike by hU education, profession and public scrvico a Penn sylvania!). Surely tho men who worked "like Heavers" lo put Grant in nomination for a third term i.t a time when ho had been altogether out of tho country for four years, and who applauded to the eo'io Cookling's exclamation "if it be linked whence conies our candidate, ho hails from Appomatox" should not now mako si lious objection to tho liko In dian but less savage sounding Quanlico, which Pattison bade "hail and farewell" by provy, if at all, since ho was reniov ed ii om" there before he could cloverly aiticitlate. Nor is tiie Cameroniati cry of "foreigner," against tho city co.i trollcr ot Philadelphia, altogether con sistent with even tho old straight out aiul out Know Nothiugisin, which is sought to bo rehashed, it seems, in the coming campaign, and to bo served up with an new altogether infusion of a peculiar kind of state lights. And, what is mom resnarkable this, the whole and solo objection that has been laised against Controller Pattison in a man, originates at aud is scut out from Iho head quarters of tho Cameron Statu Central Committee, thu chairman of which, anil would like to-haro been candidate for governor, was himself born "out west" in Ohio. A IIItOAl) vip.w or ins PllTIKS. Had ho douo no more than guard the treasury as controller, had ho been simply the passive obstruction to greed and corruption, ho would yet havo been entitled to the regard (if all honest men. Hut he was much more than this. His conduct disclosu a broad and oom prehonsivo view of his duties. I lu did no! content liiinselt with Keeping vigil ant watch over tho money. Ho strove to lower iho high salaries of tho city's employees. llo was full of intelligent and economical suggestions upon the iiriuageuiciit of tho municipal iiuances, lie suggested to ttio board ot revision H tixes tho wisdom of a morn correct lisosjtnent of the real estate. Hy a letter dated October 2, 1878, ho odvo o ited iho payment of t pur cent, inter est on tho city warrants attcr January I, 187'J, seomg that tmwardsoi 8.rU,Ui)t :v year would bo saved. "I cannot seo any good reason," hu wrote, "why the city of Philadelphia, with its warrants 1 percent, above par, should cnntiuuo to pay a greater interest than tho gen eral government. Many ot tho muni cipal reforms from which Philadelphia now reaps advantage were tho results of his suggestions. His first balance sheet wai thu first clear statement that Philadelphia had had for many years of its financial af fairs. Ho awoke tho citizens to knowledge of tho aotual condition of llii'ir'inuiiioip.ility. Ho exhibited tho frightful tendency lotv.ud bankruptcy an. I tllsuiosud to thuai that a lulsa am! tnisle iding exhibit liad been annually plao 'd bnloio them by eirrylug alon 1. 1882. worthier or unprofitable assets as cash. It was these reforms which enabled the controller to say in bin last annual reports "The burdens of tho taxpay ers aro being lightened, increased en courageinent is given for tho employ incut of capital within Its limits, and an niisilcious beginning has been made In freeing tho second city of the Union In jiopuiation, and tho first in indus trial enterprise, front taxation for in debtedness." APPitovHi) iiy thi: pi:opi.i:. It is no wonder, then, that his honor able aud intelligent course disarmed prejudice, swept away the barriers of lolitical feeling and evoked universal approbation. Tho comtiion council, on DeC'dtiber 18, 1870, pissed a icso lution of compliment to the controller. The tax payers of the Twentieth, ward, in meeting nsseninieu, ?uopicl a teso lution of llniitlfti irx. (J. orgo II Earle, the distinguished lawyer, who tor years nan. lauorcn with a single hearted purpose in the cause of politi cal reform, wrote him: or yourself, I tnci't no honest man who tloos net wish to lako ton by tho hand and thank you." The press of tho citv were unanimous an I outspoken in their commendation. Tho Jiocninn Tele- 1raph said: "R ibert E. Pattison is a man of tho people, for tho people, aud in the end they will sustain him if they arc worthy suoh a representative." The ''ivies called on the Republicans to indorse Pattison and not make a nomination against him. The Zedrcr told Mr. McMancs that if, as ho said, ho really wished a candidato wlm was the equal of Con troller Pattison in ability, integrity And courag.', to nominate Pattison himself. In short, after four years of experi ence with him as controller the pooplo re-elected him by 13,500 majority. though ho was simply tho Democratic candidate, thero having been at that time no Committee of Ono Hundred organized for independent political action. tiii: oi lici: or contiioli.uu. rile year nnd half of his second term lhat has thus far passed has been replete with similar evidences of his comprehensive grasp of tho duties of his position. Tho Philadelphia Star (Intl.), recently referring to his official career, thus sums up his services to Philadelphia: "There was a time, and not very long since, either, whoti a great many peoplo entertained tho idea that the functions of the controller were of the simplest character that ho was, in fact, nothing more than a mero clerk, whose principal duty consisted in ap proving warrants drawn against tho city treasury, which 'approval was given without investigation. When the present controller was renominated it was boldly declared by some of those opposed to him, that there were no duties connected with tho office that could not bo discharged by any ono possessed with common intelli gence, and that, therefore, tho general popular demand for Mr. Pattison's re election, was not warranted by the facts of tho case. These declarations, strange as it may seem, were made by prominent lawyers and other citizens, supposed to bo familiar with the Vqv1v of tho ollice, and from whom better things were expected. Since then tho peoplo havo learned how absolutely essential to hontst and economical government a capiblo and fearless controllership is. As at present ad ministered, the ollico is a constant check, not only to dishonesty, but upon hasty or ill-advised legislation which involves the expenditures of public money. How many dollars of the public funds havo been saved by the conscientiously careful investiga tion of tho legal claim of every war rant to tho controller's approval, can not be told, but it in safe to sail that they approximate to millions. Tho iw has been maintained with rigid impartiality, while favoritism has not in a single instance been charged. It may therefore be said with truth that as far ns the outgo of public inQuoy is concerned, tbo controller is UiUiinost important othcer connected with Our municipal government, provided nl- ays he is tho right man for tbo place. The wrong man there and there have been wrong controllers is an ovil, tbo magnitude of which can bo compre hended only by a comparison of the present management with that of live or six years ago." iho Philadelphia limes said that millions of dollars wuro stolen from tho city treasury under Pattison's predecessors becauso they conducted the otlico ot controller with the idea that tho controller "does nothing more than approve city warrants, if they aro Irawn legally. Hecause Pattison iook mo higher view millions wero saved to Philadelphia. NOMINATED I'Oll C.OVCIINOU In view of all this and of the fact that during his term a complete nd ministrutivo reform had been itiaugu uted in ttio second city of tho union and the first in Pennsylvania, it was not strange that tho Democratic State Convention found in him its nominee for governor. Year by vear tho politi cal issue of administrative reform has become the supremo concern of iutelli gout man. Recognizing his special ntuess to embody tins issue, thu con vontioti gravitated toward him on tho sixtli ballot and without any ndjoiiru merit alter it began to ballot. 1 Its nomination was no personal nor fac tional triumph or defeat. It was ac complished without "management or "trade. It was the well-considered action of an unusually earnest ami iitelligent body and that no mistake was mado is assured by tho universal approbation with which it has been received, not only by the party presii of the State, but by all independent journals of any standing, Hiilo it Ins challenged tho opposition press, and lor many weeks has been almost obso lately free from unfavorable criticism irom any source. Possibly never boforo 111 the lustorv of tho Democratic party of Pennsyl vania was a nomination ratified with such unanimity, l'rom overy quarter oi mo atato this is the unvarying report, and present indications point to its ratiucaiiou at tno pons, not only oy tno largest, vote over polled lor any candidate of the patty in this State, but also by aq increase upon that cast for Gen. Hancock by tho ad dition of tho suffrages of tens of thousands of Independent Republicans ami conservative citizens who aro will THE COLUMBIAN, VOL. XVI NO m COLUMBIA DKMOditAT, VOL. XLV1, NO W tng lo nid tho election of an honest nun capable man for governor, pledg e.l by n platform whic'i dec'arts against the spoils system and bossistn tor good government and an honest apportionment. Why the Elephants' Hind Legs Bend Forward. In connection 'villi tho employment oi mo eiepiiant ny man, there is nn allegorical fable which, although it has probably no bans of fact, may possess a eeriain interest lor 1 lose who am loud of investigating the reasons of things. According to this story thero was, at ono time, a comparatively small number of elephants upon thu oatth. ami meso nvitl together in one irreat l 1 mi w ..... nern. iney were timet. oei o am inal?, and did no injury to any one. they wuro formed, howover. some what differently from tho elephant of tnei present day. on may have noticed that the hind legs of these ani mals bend forward like tho legs of a man, while the hind legs of nearly all other quadrupeds bend out backward. In the days of which this nlle-rorv tells. tho elephant's hind legs were formed in the same way : they bent outback ward liku tho legs of a dog, a horse, or cow. t no people in that part of the country where these elephants lived had no beasts of burden, or wagons, or carls, and thev often thought what an excellent thing it would bo if the great, strong elephants would carry them aud their families about on their broad .backs, or bear .for them tho heavy loads which thev wero often obliged to carry from place to place. One day, seycral of tho men saw the leader of tho herd of elephants stand ing in tho shadn of a clump of trees, and they went to him to talk uuon this subject. They told him of tho difiicul ty they had in taking tourneys with icir wives n.id children, especially in tho rainy season, when tho ground was wet and muddy, and explained to htm how hard it was for them to carry loads of provision and other things from one village to another. "Now, twenty of these loads." said tho spokesman of tho men, "would be nothing for one of you to carry ; and if ono of, pa, anil till his family, and even some of his household goods. were upon your great back, you could walk oil with ease. Now. what we ish to propose to you is this: If some of your herd will consent to carry us when we wish to make a journey, and to bear about our heavy goods lor us, we will give you grass, rice, and bfin- yan-leaves aud melons from our gar dens, and such other things as mav bo proper, for your t-ervices. Hy this arrangement both sides will be benefit- ed." JLhe elephant listened with groat attention, and .when tho man had finished speaking ho replied : "jueions nre very tempting, tor these we seldom find in the forest, and fresh leaves from tho luxuriant banyans Inch grow about vour houses aro highly attractive to elephants; but, in spito of tho inducements you olfer, thero are objections to the plan you propose which will, I fear, prevent it from being carried out. It, for in stance, ono of vour families wished to get upon my back, or if you desired lo place a hctvv load thereon, it would bo necessary for me lo lie down. ouldn't it?" "Oil, yes," said the man. "There comes in the difiicultv,'' said tho elephant. "Our bodies tiro so largo and heavy that when we lio lown it is as much as we can do to get up. Indeed, most of us ptofer to loop leaning ngatnst a tree, becauso lien wo lie down at night wc open find in the morning that it is almost mpossible for us to rise. Now. if wo find it difficult to get up from tho ground when wo have nothing but ourselves to lift, it is quito plain lhat 11 . , . r 1 - wo couiii not rise ni an it wo had a load upon our backs. That is clear, to your iniuu, is it not'f "les, said tho man, rather ittefull v. I seo that what you say is true. You otiid bo ot no service to us u vou could not get up after wo had placed our loads upon your backs." nd hu and his fellows returned sadly to their village iJut some ol lite people, when thev heard this story, were not willing to givo up tho matter so easily. Thero as a witch of great wisdom who lived in tho neighborhood, and thev wont and consulted her She consid ered the matter for threo days and nights, otid then sho told them that, t thoy would give her twenty pots of rice and a bronze gong, sho would mako it all right. The twenty pots of rico and the bronze gong wero speedily brought to her j and that night, when tho elephants were all faH asleep, sho went to the place whero thev were lying on tho ground, or leaning against tno lives, and bewitched them, bho managed her witcheries in such n way that the hind legs of tho elephants ait bent in ward instead of outward, as thny had tiono before. When the head elephant awoko and walked from under the tree against winch ho had been leaning, hu was veiy much surprised at the change in hi gait. Ho shutll il along in a verv liftcrent way from that in which ho li.nl always walked before. ' I feel as if I weio nil shoulders. he su'd to his wife. Ami well you may be." said she. "I your hind legs bend forward, ox act y like your fore legs. vid so do yours 1 ho cried, in utter am -Z'tiieiit rite elephants who wero lying down wi re awiiKened by this loud convorsu ti di, and, noticing that many of their companions wero moving about in a very strango way, thought it would bo a good idea to get up and see what was tho matter. To their astonish inoitt they arose with great caso. Their wero bent under their heavv bodies, and thoy wero enabled to lift themselves up with what seemed to them no trouble nt all. When all this was made known to tit" men of tho village, they imtnodi u'-ly urged upon the head elephant th a hu and his companions should cuter into their service. An elephant was thereupon ordurerod by Ids chief toll' down and bo loaded, mid whon the men had tied an imiuenso nuiiibu' of packages upon his back, he arose with apparent ease and shambled away. There being now no possible obj lion to an e tf7ES op .DVEXISIfiq IV ono Inch Jti two inches .... M Tliroe Inchps 4 w rliurlneiim ..t.. ft no Outlier column, n n llnlf column .. . In on One roltimn .... aioo sf 8m m lr 1 60 f.100 po fjjrjrt 4 00 soo eoo ia to BOO 700 II Ml 18 H ? uu uo is i anno SOO I0C0 WM S3C) MP) It nil K0o $000 aiM aoeo 6oj iohm YriUlrndi'Prltxptnr-ntJi rHiiAtdnnivariftrlv. Tmiu sir hi nil rurtthpinentii must 1m nalil tor bnfors liMM t.l en except, n nrro pnrticn nae nccountH, l.ll ndrerttiirmentH twn rlnllnns nor tnAh fnr iiii'ws iiiwfi Litiim- mill nL inni. rum inr miniiiiiiiiii minions wnnoui rercrrnco io tcngtn liXectitor'fi. Adrnlnlstrntnr's. nnd AtidllnrBnotlcoa inno uoitarH. .nusi uo paid lor wncni nscrtcu. Transient or Local notice, ten cent ii linn. rnt, lar advertlsoments hnlf rales. (,'anls tho 'liuslnom Directory' column, ono, oar for onch line. dollar of burden, theso great animals began to enter into tho Rervieo of man. Hilt many of them did not fancy labor, no matter how able they might bo to perform it, nnd these separated from tho main herd nnd scattered them selves over various p:n ls of Asia and Africa, whero their dpuwtid- nts arc still found. As has been said before, it is quite liltely that his story may not bo true ; but still the facts remain that tho elephant's hind logs bend forward jiist like his fore legs, and that ho sham bles along very much ns if ho wor all s muldcrs. John Jsewees, m at. Nicholas for Sciitember. Obliging a Proaolier, lust back of Missionary Rhlirp. Chattanooga, while following tho high way to reach Tunnel hill, f nanm nm-nu a little church half hidden in the woods. I ho building win primitive, and tha old darkey who sat on a log by llio door was moro so. After I bud niaito inquiries about the routo nnd was ready to go on, he said : "JJt'ltcr git down, boss, and como in to ineetiti." "Do you hold services this aftor- noon '" "Yes, sah. Wo am gwino to open in 'bout five iniuils, an I 'spects do . sermon will bo a powerful one." It didn't seem just right to be riding , around the country on Sunday, and so . 1 ot down and took a seat besido the old Inan. After a few minutes spent in general talk he said it was time to go in. 1 lollowcd after htm, and found nyself the solo audience. I next found that ho was the preacher who ' was to deliver tho poweiful sermon. . Ho oponcd services in regular form and with all duo solemnity, and then announced histcxtaud began nreaohiiii. I stood it for tiftv-tivo minutes, and then, as he had only reached "second G." I waited until ho closed his eves ttid then mado a slide for the door. " It was no go. I hadn t gono six feet boforo ho stopped his sermon and asked : "Stranger must you bo gwiuof ' "Yes 1 feel that I must." "An' you can't heah tho rest. ?" -"No." "Den I'll chop off right whar' I is.f '' "Oh, ' don't do that. You can go On with your sermon just the same." ' "Imii you seo dar Inus be a col eck- shiiu tooken up arter do sermon," ho protested in anxious tones. "If you'll oblecgo mo by takin' a seat I'll sing a hymn an' pass do hat." 1 sat down, and when ho bad. red and snug a hymn, ho passed tho hat,' transferred the quarter to bis vest pocket, and observed as wo went out : : 1 didn't git down to do moas towcrf ul part of do sermon, but if you nippen 'long dis way nov.' Sunday I'll gtv' you do odder half. Dat quartor comes jist in time to encourage mo to eep do good work bum. Detroit Free l'res's. A vigorous growth of hair is pro moted and tho youthful color restored by applying Parker's I lair Halsatn. New and Stale Bread, Tho famous Leipsic physician. Pro fessor Reclam, in a late number of thu Gesundheit, has ventured to say a good word on behalf of newly bakod bread. Tho majority of old people, dyspeptics and hypochondriacs, ho observes, sav that they can only eat stale broad; thoy find new bread too indigestible. Tho virtue, ho tells them, is not in the stale ness of the bread, but in the caio and thoroughness with which thoy aio com pelled to masticate it, on account of its hardness. Tho tongue not only deceives the human race in speaking, says tho learned physician; it is n great deceiver in eating. As soon as tho tongue per cehes that any morsel in our mouth is soft and yielding, wo aro persuaded that it may safely be swallowed. No time or labor is spent upon its mastica tion, llenco so many people declaro that sauerkraut soft cakes, pate le foie grax, eel, and other tavorilo delicacies ol the leu-ton, do not agree with them. The professor declares that none of thoso aro actually indigestible in them selves. As with now bread, it is the ise with which thoy aro swallowed which makes them indigestible. Stale bread and haul biscuit, on iho othor hand, are not of themselves inherently so veiy digestible; but they give Iho eater so much trouble to soften them that they are not swallowed until thoy have been reduced into a fit condition for that prcet ss. Ileneo the stomach is not that trouble with them which it almost luvarmblv has with thot-ofter ind more delicate food which has never received more than two or three tin ns with the teeth. Rapid eating and in sullieieiit chewing are the two woist foes of tho tnnjoi ity of dyspoptios and hypochondriacs, says our authority, and he advitos such persons to transfer to their own carelessness and idleness nine tenths of tho blame which thoy are in the habit of laving uuon tbair food or upon their cooks. a nivr. or ma:. Huidock lllood Hitters Hring Hack health, when tho Hody is Rudly dfcor- ivieu ny impuro moon. lmtousiiMii, ..digestion, constipation, dyspepsia and other Had disorders cured by Hurtlook Hlood Hitters. Ptico S1.00. Her Name was Minnie. Tho average Washington claim agent is not a man to be disturbed uv any sctuples of conscience. "You say you wore wounded Muring thu lato wart" That's what I said." returned tho applicant for a pension. "Do you remember what your it was (" "In 1801, I think." "Where wero sou wounded V "In the wrist.,r "Was it a minnio bulli" ' "Not exactly. Her name was Minnie. but it was a corset bono that wounded me." "All light," exclaimed thu agent. "Weil call it a bayonet stab." And to-day the coisot-soiirred veteran Is oq unpyiiiga lucrative place on UnoleSam'a pension ion iirooklyn Jiiujlt, Titoi'iu.i: savp.d. it is a return kablu fact tliat Thomas IColecttio Oil is as good for internal as external use. For disease of the liiuys and tin oat, and fur liiuuiiiUiii), nural- giti, crick in the back, wounds and sores, It is tho best known remedy, uud i . I. . . 'v t union trouoie is savcti by Having it nl lephant becoming a burnt Jwayson lmml. '