dolunH5ai. tMt0MB,ADYuSrconnio7da"tcS.rT ImiipiI HVHdy, every Friday atornliid, nt BLOOMSBURCl, C0M7MIIIA CO , Pa., ATTWODOtXAM per year. To subscribers out ot ft. B ir-No pnncr discontinued excent ntthn am inn ("O'liomm, (till II (ill III 1 Ullllllft'l) HI iblishcrs, until nlUrroarntfcfl aro paid, but offices must bo paid forln advance, tmlfss n rtiion Blblo person n OoImnblA oountr assumes to W tho subscription tluo on (lemnha. ' A l'OSTAon lis no longer exacted from subscriber In f lin Miintv. lyiowiiu . iiui luo nuuourio u sianipost tfflPMDlliat hAMAlrl fnrlnm Uakm ....... Z.?7l JOB PlilN'JMNG. TlicJobblnff Department ottlioCor.nnBUN Is rcrr J?,?ip.lcm: n?i'.SV ? .JoP VTinl,n will compare favor WVl il'l10'. lolirK0 cities. All work dono on short notice, neatly ana at moderate prices. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. T 13. WALLEH, ' ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office In 1st National Hank batldlnr, second floor,' iiio.uuvi wiiiuiiKiiu vuruur ui mam unu jwar- k siruuu, itioumsuurif, 'a. TT U. FUNIC, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. IltoovisBuaa, Ti. Office In Int's Building. q n. & W. J. IWCKALFAV, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW. III.O0M8BC11O, PA. Offico on Main Street, 1st door below Court House. JOmpfrOMllK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, 1 IlMKMISBtJItfl, 1'A,' omce over Schuyler's Hardware Storo. p W.jMILI.Eu y , '; ATTOItNEY-AT-LAW Ofllco Injllrowcr'sbulldlng.setondlloorlrodm No.l j Bloomaburtr, Pa, B. FftANK ZARR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Bloomsburg, Pa. omco corner of Centre- ana Main Streets. Clark's ' v Uutldlnff. can bo consulted In German. EO.'K. ELWELIi, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. NEvicoi.cMBiiK.I)PiLPiNa, Bloomsburtr, Pa, Member of the Unhid States Law Association, collections made In any part of America or Eu rope. ' pAUIj E. WHIT, ' ' Attorney-at: Law, "; , ODIco In doi.DUBUN Bmtnmo, itoom No', 2, second tloor. BLOOMSBURG, JPA. r ;j ; QUY UACOnY, ULOOMSBUllO, OfllcolnH.J. Clark'3 Bulldlnif, second floor, first dootWjhQfoft.T J ;i Ml Oct, s, 10. JOHN C. YOCTJM, , t Attorney-at-Lawi CATAW'tSSA. PA. Offico In building formerly occupied by II. J. licc dcr. Member of tho American Attorneys' Associa tion. Collections mado In any part of America. Jan. s, 1832. A K. OSWALD, " .. - " ' ATTORNEY-AT-LAW; i Jackson 'Buildihg,,.Rooms 4,nnd 0. . Mayo, ".'- -fj'ixV 'BEIl'WICK.PA. W" II. IUIAWN, " ATTORNE Y-AT-L AAV. Catawlssa, Pa. Office, corner of Third and Main streets.- )t' S. SK0RB, ' ' 1 B.'WINJ'SKSTEliN. Notary Public KNORR & AVINTERSTEEN, A ttornoys-at-Law. Offico In 1st National Bank building, Bccond lloor, first door to tho left. Corner et Main and Market streets Bloomsburu, TS.' SSfPeniions and Rounties Collected. J" II. MAIZE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AMD JUSTICE OP THE PEACE. Offico In Mrs. Ent's Building, third door from Main street. May w, mi, M. L. EYERLY, ATTORNKY-AT-LAW, Catawlssa, Pa. o..cctlons promptly mado ana remitted. Office opposlto Catawlssa Deposit Bank. m-sa A L. FRITZ, Atlorney-at-Law. Office , in Colcudian Building, Juno S4, '31. T BUCKINGHAM, Atlorney-at-Law. Jfti.onico, Brockway's Building '1st floor, BToomsburg, Pcnn'a. may T, 'SO-t f t4. BARK LEY, Attorney-at-Law. . Offico lu llrower'a bulldlntr. snrt storv.liooms 4S0 .... JB. McKELVY, M. D.,8urReon and Phy- slclan, north sldo Main strcet.below Market. TQR. J. 0. BUTTER, PHYSICIAN &8D110EON, Otuco, Ntrtli Market street, ' Bloom'sburg, Pa. DR. WM. M. REHER, SurRoon anil Physician. Offico corner of Hock and Market struct. T It. EVANS, M. D., Surgeon anil U . Physician, (Office and Itcsldcnco on Third street. MISCELLANEOUS, Q M. DRINKER, GUN & LOCKSMITH Sowing Machines ana Machinery of all kinds ro ptlred. OriKA Uoi'sx Building, liloomsburg, Pa. AVID LOWENBERG. McrrJimt Tailor Main St., above central Hotel. "y II. HOUSE, DENTIST, Rf.ooMsiiuitii, Columbia CAunty, Pa. All styles of work done In a superior manner, work warranted as represented. Tkktu Kitiuct kd without Pain by the use of Gas, ana free of charge w hon artificial teeth ' uro Inserted, onico over liloomsburg Banking Company, lo be open at all fwurt during the day. Not, ts-ly EXCHANGE HOTEL, W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR BLOOHSEUItQ, FA, OPPOSITE COUIIT HOUSE. Large and convenient sample rooms. Bathrooms hot and cold water.and all modern conveniences rR. I. L. 11 ABB, PRAOTIOA'L DENTIST, Main Street, opposlto Episcopal Church, Blooms ourg, Pa, ir Teeth oitractod without pain . Oct. 1. W8. JAMES REILLY, Tonsovlal Artist. Isairalnat his old stand under EXCHANOE HofEUand has as usual a FIItsT.CLASS BAHBEUSIIOP. Ho respcottully solicits the patronage of hlsoldcustomersand of the publlo Bouerauy, jaiyn.'so-u fAiNwiuan'r a co WHOLESALE GROCERS, Philadelphia. teas, bvuul's, coffee, su0a11, molassls, iici, sricis, BiciiiB foci, ic, ic, N. E. Corser;sicond and Arch streets. lv Orders will receive prompt attention O.E.ELWELTj, J.K BITTENBENDEIt, J "'P"''0"' SPRING AND SUMMER OLOTHINO. -)o(- A. J. EVANS, The uptown Olothfer, has Just received a flno lino of New aoodVand Is prepared to make up SPRlNfe AMID SUMMER SUITS Pot Men and Boy In tho neatest manner and La test styles. GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, ' Hatsi Gaps. &o, A!RX?!P.n btLa- Call and Examine. EVANS BUJCK Corner Mala and Iron streets, B00MBB17RO, pa. PliUIVIBIIMCr, CJ-AS PITTIMG, STOVES AND TINWARE. ,:o: Has purchased tho Stock and Business of I.. Ha gcnbuch.and Is now prepared to rtoallkmds of work In bis line. I'httnhlnir And flan trntintr & specialty. Tinware, Stoves, In a great variety. All work done by EXPERIENCED HANDS. Main Street corner of East. ULOO.MSIIUKG, PA. N. S. TINGL.EY. Announces to tho public that ho ts prepared to do all kinds of Custom Tailoring. promptly and at. reasonablo prices. Now ts tho season for a NEW SPUING SUIT And Tlngley's the piaco to get a proper fit. Satisfaction Guaranteed. shop ird floor Columbian Building, 'Main street. BLO.OMSBUIieiPA. M. C. SLOAN i& M; BLOOJISHURGJvPA. (T Manufacturers of CAR RRIAGES, BUGGIES, PHAETONS, SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS, &C. i ' V ' ' i fi t' Flrst-clos3 work always on hand. .' ' . REPAIRING KKA TLYl)Ok Prices reduced to snWthe timei. "W. EC. CAETEB. . ' CONTRACTOR & BUILDER, DRAWINGS . : SPOIliCATJlp,FpU BUILDINGS, ruRWiaHHP. Jobbing of all kinds promptly attended to All 5voik warranted to givo Batisfaction.- feb'sd 'si-urn AND PAPER HANGING, WM. F- BODINEi IUON ST., BELOW SKCOND, BLO0MH1IUU0, Pa. is prepareu o uu oil kiuus L . . K0VSX3 FAZKXXfO Plain and Ornamental PAPER HANGING, BOTH DECOKATIVE AND PLAIN. All It I ml N ol'FiiriiKuro nutnlrcd ami iiiutlc ns good aw now. NONE BUT FIRST-CLASS WORKMEN KMPr LOVED. Bstimatos IVIado on all Work. WM. F.B0D1NE. . BLQOMSBURG PLANING MILL :o. Tho undsrslirnnd lnvlnir nut his 1'lanlnz Mill on Ilallroad htreet, In ilrst-eiasa condition, is pro pared to do all kinds of work In uu line. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. furnished at reasonable nrtcea. All lumber used li well seosoued and nono out skilled workman aro employed,. ESTIMATES FOE BUILDINGS furnished on application. Plans and speclflca- uons prepared oy an expenenceu aruugumuiau , CHAIU.ES KRIJO, lllOOlllHblll 1'U. Bt F. SHABPLESS, FOUNDER AND MACHINIST NEAE L.i; B. DEPOT, BLOOUSBUEO, PA. Manufacturer of Plows, Stores and all kinds of Casilucs. Largo btocV1 of Tlnwaro, Cook Moves, ltoom Moves, Moves for hoallui? btori'S.school houses, churches, tc. Alo, Urge stock of ro palrs for city Btovcs of all kluds.w holesulo and i el all .such as Fire Brick, Urates, Llas.f eutres, Ac.stovo Plpu, Cook Hollers, pldeis, Cake Plaits, Largo Iron Kettles, Bled Solos, Wagon Hoses, all kinds of Plow Points, Mould lioaidh, Bolts, Plaster, Salt, ' r-J'UAA i MAiMUUi, A-C. -g Y. HAIIT.MAN nciAMbnta tun. iuuwiui , AMKHICAN INSUltANCH COJU'ANIKS t Lycoming of Muncy Ponnylraula. North American of Philadelphia, Pa. rrankiin oi PeimsMvanla of i " Farmers of York, Pa. Hanover of New Yoik. Manhattan of New York. unice on -Market mivui, no, o, ihuuiuouuh;. oct. im, m.ly 1 AtiHN'UY. Mover's new building. Main ireet, Bloomsburg, Pa. T Assets. Mtna Insurance Co., of Hartford, Conu, f T.ois.SM Iloyal of Liverpool , is.goo.ooo tancasuiro lu,u.,w l'lro Association. Philadelphia 4.1(15.1 IT PboJiilx, of London M'H, lxinaon s i.nucasuire, oi i.ugiuuu.. . i,iu,iv Hartford of Hartford s.m.OM Springheld Flro and Marino 8,os'4,sU As tho aicacies are direct, policies aro written for the insured without any delay in tho ouice at Bloomsburg. oct. M, 'sutf. IKK INSURANCE. CIIllISTIAN V, KNAPP, BLOOMSBUUQ, PA. BUITISH AMERICA ASSURANCE COMPANY, HERMAN FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. NATIONAL FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. UNION INSURANCE COMPANY. Thce old couroBATiOKs aro well seasoned by agoandi'iuxiKSTSDand have never yet had a loss settled by any court of law. Their useu aro all Invested in soup BKCvairusand are liable to the harard of via only. Losses rxoumr and iionistlt adjusted and paid as soon us determined by Cukutun F, UMirr. smut Ausmt ivv Aujcarua Ulookj. BIIKH. Pi. The people of Columbia oounty should patron ize the agenoy wbero losses if any are settled ana pam or ooa oi meir uwu uuiibub. PIlOMllNUbS, KUU1TY, FAIR DL'ALINU, lie UMTpivs Notice. Columbia county. Ainoni tho records of .tho Court-'of Common Plaas of Columbia county It Is,- Inter a'la, thus contained! In the mattir of tho pro.") ,. 'Anol now May lath, ceeds arising from tho sale 1 188). on motion of E. or the real estate of A. M fill little, J(. Bucking Ilupert, J ham appointed auditor to mako distribution of the prooeeds rh Ing from tho salo of tho real ostato of A. .M. ltupcrt. Bv THIS Court, In pursuance of tho duties of his appointment the undersigned will meet all parties lntcro-Md In tho distribution of thenbOTofi'iidatbls omce In liloomsburg, on Friday, tho 7th ;day of July, A' D. 1682, at ten O'clock In tho forenoon, at wliloh time and plaeo all persons having claims against said fund muit appearand present the same, or bo debarred fromcomln?ln on si Id fund. It, BUCKINGHAM, mvyi.4iv Auditor. J. J. CARPETS BLOOMSBURG, PA. J. W. RAEDER, BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURER, PAPERRULER AND GENERAL BOOK BINDER. It LANK ROOKS OF ALL DESCRIP T10NSMADE TO OR DEI!. PERIODICALS ROUND IN ANY DE SIRABLE STYLE J. IV. Il.tEDUR, 110 & 112 W. MAEKET STBEET, WILKES-EABRE, Pa. HA. 111. V i :. h 9 o o 0 r H Q it I'djJ- t C. 33. SAVAGE, DUiLKK IN EilvorvViro, Watehos, Jowolry, Clocks All kinds of Wntches, cicktand Jewelry neat ly repaired and warranted, may wts-tf BROWER BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE 23, POETICAL. THE TIME MAY BE. IV JENNIS JOS 13 CONSlNOITiM. Tlio time may come when t shall fmlo From out Uiy life, a loaf decayed, That drops from off tho lld-wood tree, Nor leaves a trace tho eye may sec. Whcro It had hung In summer's pride, Ileforo it withered, drooped and died, And whcro nnother budding spring To tako Its pl.ito a leaf w 111 bring. The tlmo may bo when I shall glldo A noonday's shadow from thy side, .lust llko the ones tho heavens cast On stream, where lleoey cloudi havopati Ono moment seen, and thon they arc sot Their lender outlines all forgot i And so thy memory, llko n dream, May pass from of thy life's fair stream. The tlmo may como when I shall pass From out thy heart, as o'er this glass, Before mo now, my hand or faco I may withdraw, nor leave n trace, To tell that onco I lingered there, Where others como to smllo inoro fair, To charm tho heart, that now to nc Is moro than heaven o'er cm bo. The time may In) when I shall go, A melted flake of fallen snow A morning's mist a meteor driven Arros the vv Inter's midnight heaven In darkness lost, vv here still may Rhino Tho brighter star o'er paths of thino -That, vyhen my eyes aro, closed In dust, Will light again to tryst and trust. Tho time may be when I shall fade From out thy thoughts all things aro mado The creatures of an hour and death Tho end of all. Ah I vain tho breath That pleads for aught to stay or savo One human hope from out tho grave W here I must go and be forgot To sleep In some neglected suoL SELECT STORY. GOOD TOE NOTHING. Crash went the bunuttful cut-glass vase on the stonu slepc, and down nt the (eet of thu culprit lay the crushed roses amid the glittering ruin. "Oh, Maud !'' cried a low, griuved Voice. A while robe, dainty and perfumed, Unshed through the open door in angry haste, and pained beside the gingham drss of thu culprit. "I knew it!" retorted a high-pitched voice in calm despair. ''Eacli (lay sees my opinion of you verified, Kathleen. You are not to be trusted !'' "Surely, Maud, you do not think I purposely broke your vase V asked tho gill in gingham looking halt-proudly at tnc angry lace ot her elegantly-clad companion. iUainl bevcin sluuggetl lierslioulilers shu had learned how from her French master; and with her head on ono side, the action gave her quite a foreign air, she thought. "What matters it whether you dill it purposely or not 1" fcho retorted con temptuously. "Those great, awkward hands ot yours are torever doing mis- ni'f they ate truly good for nothing! Kalhlceii looked down at her brown hands, and smiled sadly. "True," shu said, as aim bent down and gathered up the lovely rosei, that seemed to cling trndcily to the lithe, brown lingers "true, good for nothing as things count in your world, Maud ; but we aro not at the rmt ot timu vet, and my record mav read differently, then." "What nonsense ! You will never bo ladylike or graceful, m do your best with your own virtues! cried iUaiul, angrily, as tho proud, quiet manner of the other betravid a natural dignitv she could not imitate. "Put the loses n another vase, and clear awav that iibbish." Kathleen was lookinj; at the broken glass with n glad relief in her face. "1 can mt'iid tins, Uoiism Jlauil, she quietly said ; "and it can bo used with safety." "It will take gentler lingers than yours, laughed .Maud, coolly, "lint do as you mease. Unly, Kathleen' siio paused at the door, looking back over icr shoulder "you neeiln t thuiK it worth wlnlo to appear to night. Mam ma think three unmarried daughters snllicient to enteitain the guests with out" "A noitionless niece of her dead hus band's'' quietly interrupted tho young girl, with a far-away smile. "I under stand, Maud. Don't think I shall regret it. I do not like good for nothings any moro than you do. Maud slumped her loot angrily. "At least the new doctor is good for something !" she cried, eagerly, betray ing her own tactics lor the evening. "an he should oe, to till the position lie assumes. 1 trust he has more ambi tion than vanity, or the poor of Ciilford will suiter.' Kathleen carried the vase within doors, and though she was quick at rc):.rtee, there were lu.us nono tho less in her gray eyes, and a wistful pain in her heart. Hut hhc quickly completed her task of nriaiiging tho table anil llovveni, be sides nu nierons little touches ol fruits and ices, without which tho effect would have been marred, if lift to the one clumsy servant, or the indolent daughters of the house. When nil was done, shu felt fieo to seek her own pleasure on that lovely In mi evening. And a strange, pleasure it was for one so young! She took down a broad brimmed hat from ils familiar liaiigiug-plaoo behind thu kitchen door it was needed too often in her dally duties-. to rest idly beside her cousins'" on id hall rack nud in her simple gingham dress, with its neat, white collar, hast"iied quickly through thu back gaiden out on to (he highway, and took tho road lo the vil lage. "Tho now doctor I" sho pondered. "And how ho has disappointed me. I did hope that a clever, earnest physi. ci fin would come to Gilford, and help tho poor folks, and instead wo havu a fashionable, gay young man, who fro quenls lawn parties nnd flirts with silly girls. Oh, if 1 who only a man," Kathleen was mossing n muddy patch in thu road ns sho arrived at this wish, and making a quick spring to the dry sldo of tho load, tiiriud her nuklu with a sickening pain and fell prostrnlo upon the grassy bank, "Oh, dear! Maud is right, after all," sho moaned, m despair, half comical and yet painful withal, "Two miles from thu village or home, on a by luno . t r . very iew iieqiit nt, nud unauio to iuovo with a sprained ankle, And after summing up her position Kathleen Hist laughed, then cited. "Poor old granny!" sho sobbed, "Shu will think I havo deserted her. and sho is so poor and ill, with no ono to care for her but mo, nnd now I can not go to her." "Perhaps I can help yon," said a pleasant voico from tho bank above her. "I don't know " sho began dubious- "Well, there's nothing liko trying," laughed tho man on tho bank, nnd down ho catuo with a flying leap to her side. "What is it! Ilroko anything, ch 7" Kathleen had to laugh, ho was bo pleasant and breezy. "Oh' no i only twisted my ankle," sho said, shyly. "Only! Humph! You aro used to making light of great matters, I seo." And to Kathleen's horror down ho dropped on his knees, nnd coolly took possession of her foot. "So much for wearing a low shoe," he said, half angrily, as ho looked at the active little foot, clad in an Oxford tie, and then deftly untied it and drew it off. Kathleen grow indignant and red. "You need not trouble yourself M sho began. "He still! I am a doctor, young lady, and know what sprains mean," he coolly retorted, moving tho foot so gently, though her lips quivered with tho pain. A doctor! Kathleen looked full at him in astonishment. Not tho now doctor, surely! "You arc going to spoil two engage ments for mo this evening, with this foot, young lady, so you must repay mo with obedience. At ono place, music, laughter and bright smiles await me, to welcome mo to my now home ; and the other, a poor old woman is waiting to thank mo for looking up my poor, the first thing after I take posses sion of my practice." His frauk eyes met the conscious gray ones looking so eagerly at him. "You speak of my homo and my poor old Woman 1" she cried out, glad ly. "Oh, I am so rejoiced you aro good for something!" IIo laughed heartily. "Which you doubted. And so you were going to seo the old woman when this happened f Then you are "Kathleen Severn," said thu fjiri, quietly. "Doctor Odcar Ware, at your service," retorted the cheery voice, nud its owner doffed his hat. "Now, Miss Kathleen, I know all about you, for Granny Duff is uarrulous, and as vou are used to obedience I expect you to mind mo now. My horse is at the blacksmith's across the field, where I left him to bo shod, while I came over hero to gather wiui roses ior a sick lau in uio village, and while I go aftor him, you must sit still and wait for me." Kathleen started, Would hu drivo home. "Oil, but you must not!" sho pro tested, in terror. "Very well. Then I'll leave you ait- tiny in thu mud, waiting for a deliverer moro to your taste," said the doctor, coolly, rising from his knees. Kathleen felt her eyes droop with sudden pain. "Thank you!1' she said gently, with a sadness in her voice that mado him look at her. "I will accept your help since I must." "I am used lo helping myself, hu: at last I am useless.'' 'I am glad to bo tho first tooffei'jou holy in your weakness," said the frank voice, gently and then away he sped acioss tho field, leaving Kathleen dazed with sudden ideas and emotions, yet Inughiui; low and shyly. In a slioit while tho doctor appeared on the road, driving n light wagon be hind a strong brown horse, which ho drew up before the mud puddle, nnd sprang down lightly beside the young girl. He raised her by her hand on to ono foot i shu put tho other down carefully, winced, turned pale, and. before she knew what next would happen, she was caught up in a stioug pair of arms nud lifted high above the mud into thu wagon. "There!" said tho cheery voicv, as the self-reliant young man took up the reins. "Your foot is all right, Miss Kathleen. It is only strained a little; and by tho day after to-monow you may try another jump. Kathleen listened shyly; sho was feeluift emotions so now and strange that silence sei'ined to protect her from herself, and tliinuuhuut the drive home sho could only listen and rejoice at the bravo natlue ol the new doctor. Oneo only she spoke, to ask him to drive in thu back gate and through the bain yard, so that lier entrance might not be seen from the house. Then, as ho left her at the kitchen porch, and gave her a little glass buttle, with the direction lo apply it to her foot until tlu pain ceased, shu raised her eyes and said: "I am glad you have come hero Doo tor Y niv. ho many sad hearts need you." "Hut not bravo ones like yours i lie isked, sharply. "Even I," sho softly said, as she tinned away. Kathleen uruw moio cheerful as the mouths went by, for her earnest, help- lul nature lvioiced that there was now another to caro for and assist thu poor and sad hearted in the village, A great pndu grew in her as she heard her cousins condemn the new doctor as loo deuiocraliu and hard working to suit their idlo tastes: and her eves nud lips grew biiuliter each day as souiu new talu of his cheery kindness came to her through village gossiu, Thov met but seldom, and then only r i i.... ir...i iv iew vvuiiis were niieriii ; nut iviiiu-li-en felt tho need of oven those few words, and knew thoy helped her. Ono day n letter came. Sho was not surprised , it seemed to her as if tho timu must como when his nature would claim hers, and alio was tremulous with proud jov, Ho spoko oi their first meeting. "Of that task were enamored my fingers, I ween For they llngeied full long u'ir tho fetteis of thoen." "Sko smiled me her thanks, and turned from the spot With a look In her cjcsl no ir forgot; For It betmed to bay, In langUkgu too true, 'Thou'st fettered thy hcuil lu tho string of my Bhool'" "Good for sonicthinir nt last 1" said Kathleen, softly, as ehu told her talu to her aunt and cousins; and in the grtftt light that beamed iroui tho grey eyes they ftlt their Hellish natures shrink ami giow pitifully small. 1882. Old Mag. The Hag. ONB OF A I.UIOK FAMILY OF BEMI SAVAflUS IN SULLIVAN OOtlNTV, NF.W YORK. Threo hunters from tho Western Now York, ust across tho Delawaro river from lero, report tho find ng of tho body of a woman who has been missintr from Z h?,T,it. ? r 8" i'1' .T y r 8GV; oral months. I Icr death was a most horrible tragic ono and a fitting end to a strange hfc. Her name was Marga- ,M I Anl'ltl... ..1 . .. aim, I. ......... -UK -Ulllllll Ulill BIIU v its KIIUVVU throughout the country ns "Old Mng, the hug." Sho was one of a largo family of half-savage people known its the Do Groatses, tho llinkses, tho Henions and the Conklings. This family is said to number about three hundred nnd fifty men, women and children, than wfiom n moro degraded lot of people it would bo hard to find in the United Stntes. They dwell in small caves and cabins in tho wooded hills, of Sullivan county and on tho semi-cultivated slopes of Orange coun ty. Their living is made principally by stealing, hunting and fishing with nets in forbidden streams. Somo fow of them aro expert weavers of willow baskets, which they carry to tho near, by towns nnd sell. These pariahs frequently visited Pennsylvania with loads of baskets, which they Eold to the farmers and country merchants at tho cross-roads stores. Tho cash pro- tnni! ,l,"-su,. b T 7 " turned infn wlnslrnv nnd f nlinn,r nwl I 1 r .1 I . :1 , ... . " is J i 1 buu yuiiii-u nviu us uisamuiuu nun loaiidoucd to vice as tho men. Thov also planned robberies and depreda tions of all kinds, and every basket- uni.,,. ....... : t. r..ti" .i i... ;. ?. i , Kill. Uliuu UU1119, UUIUlvUII-lJUUnS .1(111 1 upon barns, chicken-coons and cellars. The people are familiar with every inch of ground in the Delaware Valley and thev can easily hide them selves in tho mountains nnd raanaco to escape tho officers of tho law. The Conklings are of Indian de scent the Seneca breed, thoy claim and they bear all tho facial marks of their ancestors, while, their habits aro even more indecent and less cleanly than those of their savaixe ancestors. They inter-marry exclusively and no divorco is necessary to separate man and wife if either party desires such a separation. The results of this defi ance of tho laws of physiology aro evident in the forms of their children. Many of them aro idiots, somn aro born without ears, some without limbs, and there is one singular being, now living, it is said, in a lonely hut near a lnko on the western edco of Sullivan county, that would bo moro of an ac quisition to Itanium's show than "Jum bo" was. This being has neither nose, eyes nor cars, and only two teeth can be toiuid in its head, while its feet aro clubbed and its hands resemble the fins of a big fish more than human mem bers. Yet this singular creature lives and seems to enioy life. A Monticello hunter, David Iloyle, who often goes to that part of tho county fishinir, has seen this "what-is it" eat raw fish, raw potatoes and even raw skunk meat with evident relish. 1 ho mother of this monstrosity is a woman six feet seven incites hi height, and her litis- nd is her own undo. Tho mother as quite a decided moustache and L-ard, whilo the father is but three feet eight inches high, hair-lipped and hunchback dwarf. Till! liL'KKX 01' THE HANO. Sui;h is the race or family to which Old Mag, tho hag,'' belonged, and among this tribe of savages she was regarded as a sort of a ouecn and treated with as much deference as gypsies pay to their sovureign. tsho was reputed to havo been the seventh aughter ot a seventh daughter' and was, in consequence, believed to be en dowed with tho magic power of curing in sorts ot diseases and bono iractures. She was also a fortune teller of great kill. Her nppenrauco was very sin gular. Shu was nearly six feet nine tidies in height, her skin was saffron ellow, her hair long, coarso and black' ns a raven s wing, and her chin was covered with a beard at least threo nclies in length. Sho adopted a reg ular Indian costume nnd lived alone n her small cabin on thu shoro of Bier Pond, just on tho edge of tho great cranberry marshes of Sullivan county. tier house was constantly besieged bv itv people from Now York and Phila delphia, who were summering in ullivuu nud who came to havu the future revealed to them by this won- erful fortune teller. She made lots of uouey and knew how to savo it Sho never spent a cent, except for liquor, and ono of her peculiarities was that ho would never allow any human being to sleep in her cabin, not even one of her own kindred, and thoso of the "tribe" who visited her always went prepared to sleep out of doors. I'liero was annually a gathering of tho whole family and thesu convocations wero the wildest oriies im:imimhl nnd mnru than nun innmhnr nt tlu rrvi.nl family has been missing after the long J1"1 pressing it iu a ball poised it carn debauches in some lonely cabin or cave J"11)' 0VU1" lmi "0"th below. I n tho rooks. Old Mug" was last seen alive sev erai moiiius ago, mid was then as frisky as ever and as full of whiskey as usual, uno or two weeks alter that onu ol the llinkses remarked iu tho county post oilieo near where Mag lived, "Jiag nam 1 1 hum no more, an I shiidii t wonder cf shu was dead. One of the bystanders nfterwaiils made a tup lo her cabin aud found it deserted Un tho enithern Hour in oi;o corner of the room lay a half bushel of walnuts and chest mils, a smoked hum and a string of red peppers, whilo near at linnd hung the dead and decayed body of a fox with tho skin still 'on. No signs of old "Mag" weio to be found nnywhero and search was mndo every where, but without success. 01.1) MAIl's IIKATH. Some time atterwaid the threo hunt ers iirst reierrcn 10 wero chasing a bear throiiirh a swnmn nl.nnt tvvn inilnj irom tno 0111 cabin where ".Mag" lor- mei- v iveil. Ono of the hnntuin slin. lied on what he Htinnnei.d nf (Irst in lw. a round stone, but which proved to bo a human skull still covered with natch. es of bloody skin nnd hair. At onco 11 wns surmised that, the skull u-nu fhm of old "Mag." tho peculiar shane 01 ner neaii corresponding to tho shape of the skull. They then set to work to find tho remainder of tho body, when suddenly their dog com menced uarwuig nirioiisiy under a chestnut treo 011 tho hillside. Hun THK COLUMI1IAN, VOL. XVI, NO 25 COLUMDIA DBMOOItAT, VOL.Zt.Vlj SO Id hing to the snot, thev discoveicd that the dog had scented a partly-decayed human body. It renuired but a brlof examination to convince them that tho remains of "Old Mae. tho hair." lav beforo them. She had climbed the treo to shako down some nuts, proba bly. When near the top tho liml; '. i HiI0 fti .lUmnw. nf H,!hv W.t a , i i .r.. ...... ca,1hl l body as slio fell, and one in.,f ..t:... v : ,i. ....... ..!... through her body, death must have , impaling her. Her been instantaneous. i uear or some other carnivorous nniinal had gnawed nway her feet and hands, which hung nearly to tho ground, nnd it was undoubtedly a boar that had torn her head from the body . . . . and carried it into tho swamp. Among the Do Groatscs, llinkses and Henions tho news soon spread, nnd mey gathered in tun lorcu to attend Mag's funeral and dispose of the body, which had been conveyed to the cabin. It was on it Saturday afternoon that at least two hundred of these hnlf savaco men and women assembled nt old Mag's cabin and held a wako over tho mangled body. They indulged in drunkenness and wild omies for two whole days, and finally, on the Mon day following, at midnight, they de parted, after having set lire to and totally destroyed the cabin. What became of tho old woman's body is more than any one can tell, for it is ono of tho customs of tho Conkl'intr " "" ' tribe to leave no trace of the grave of .. . . o .... 0,lu 01 lllt!11 members. J'iila. Tunes, The Pension Swindle. The following from a correspondent of tho New lork Sim serves to show ., . , .,, wiiai enormous sums uio pension bins Aro reaching lho amount proposed to bo appro iriatcd for pensions in tho ponding bill is siuu.uuu.uuiJ. Tins will mako a grand total in four years of $310,2.59, UUU, Under the representation that it would coBt $20,000,000, Congress passed tho arrears act. To show how traudulcnt were the representations, it is only necessary to snv that tho act will cost tho country, hrst and last, S750.000.000. Of this sum by far thu larger part will bo a dishonest pay ment. Tho swindle is going on and growing. The pension system is a stupendous swindle, systenuzed and worked with perfect thoroughness. In 1879 tho sum was 833,121,000. which has grown with exact regulari ty till it has reached $100,000,000. what it will yet como to bo there is no telling, only that so long as the present policy lasts it will continue to grow, notwithstanding tho vague promises that alter a whilo there will be a dun inution It is at this point that the Treasury is unguarded, and no one seems moved with a resolute determination to guard it. To oppose pensioning tho soldier is to commit the unpardonable sin. lint it is not to pension the soldier tho money is paid for. It largely goes to thoso whom it was never intended should be paid pensions. Tens of thousands of persons all over the conn try aio drawing pensions obtained on essentially fraudulent grounds. Go almost where you will, sound, able- bodied men arc regularly drawing pensions tho legitimate result ot the system tinner winch mu uumiics is conducted. A very considerable part oi the vast amount annually appropri sued must be sheer iraiul besides largo amounts to those who aro not justly entitled to it unless it be said that whoever served in the war should have a pension. Bad as the principle :.. i.!..t. - .i.... . is uu vviiiuii uic appropriations arc mane, it is vastly worse to havo u aggravated by incompetency, or worse, iu tho execution. The late Couintiss- ioner llentlv maintained that a large part of thu pensions allowed were triudulpilt. The frightful increase of itself suggests such a probability. No real attempt is proposed to be mado to remedy tho frightful evil. Thu idea seems to bo that "lho boys" aro en lined to navo a cnanco at the over flowing treasury, and the Commission er appears to bo disposed to nitertero as little as possible with them. The sentiment of generosity toward tho soldier has been and is still being gross ly abused. What made a Minister Laugh, "Well, brethren," said a Maine min ister to some of his fellow evangelists. "1 ,inve'" W:1S guilty of laughing in the pulptt bit once. Some veats ago I kail in my congregation nu old "nrm who universally went to sleep in church and snoied very loudly through out lho entire sorvice. Ono Sabbath morning, glancing in his direction I saw him as usual, with his head back L'"J,jying a nap, aud right above him in llu &ry a young man was rolling a ''""S" '1"'"' of tobacco around in his mouth. As I looked ho took it out. became so interested in tho proceeding that I forgot to continue the sermon. but. stood watching the young man. With a wicked smile ho took careful aim and dropped it squarely into the oiii mairs mouth, with a gold In li tho sleeper utarted up and with a face red as a beet rushed from tho house. 1 ho people no doubt were horrified. . J . . . but 1 could not have kept from laugh ing if a sword had hung over my hea I to tall, the old man did not come back for several Sabbaths, and when 10 did he changed his sent ami remain ed wide awake." Ono of the latest wonders of tho day is boxed lightning, always ready for use, from rocking a cradle to riinnin a train 01 cars, it is eaued me i-auro Electric Accumulator, It coiibists of mates ot lead, perforated with small holts, covered with red lead nnd sheets of parohmeiit hud over the plates, They aio then sowed up in cloth bags, l""1-1" m"uuu a" vieuuio generator, and slutted, so to speak With lightning. A doi'.eil of those l,m,e-i m' lml lllt0 n ,,ox IcM ban two ,ucl square, nun it is ready tor use, 11 w 0,V" necessary to connect tho nines wiui wnes, nun tno eieeuieiiy losses oil in a steady current as last as wanted. Tho power can bo preserved for any length of timo and any amount of force can bo obtained. As there is no wasto of material the plates can 1 used over and over indefinitely. What are wo coming tot 1M one Inch fa no Two Inches ..... 3 00 Three Inches 4 00 Foar Inches IP" Ouartff co'jmn.. 0 W llalf column low One column 80 oo 2M 400 BOD too 800 1100 2i0 .111 (.100 BOO 700 003 1000 17 00 30 0") M t.lOO 800! 1100 is ro iseo men M0J lr MOO 1100 180M SWOO 25 00 MOO loo or, stent. nnvrtiM-menU must be paid for txrfore Insert" vf.n.i-A.,..Aiurv.A.it rtfltrthip miAnerir. Iran- ed mcptiI. wiiern nnrites have accounts. . tegnl advertisements two do;w tw Inch for mreo insertion, ami nv mui i ......... Insertions without refcrenco lo length. ETCctilor'tAilmlnlslrator;s,andAii(lUnrtnptice8 threo dollars. Must bo paid for whenlnserted. , Transient or Ix-al notices, ten cents ft line, regu lar advertlscimnta halt rales, catds tho 'Ilustncss Directory" column, cms dollar cor for each line. Tho Tough BiU of Beef. Thcro is an old saying to tho effect thnl a French family will live on whatan American family will throw away. Whether or not this bo accurately true, thcro is at least a foundation of truth in it. Whilo there is a great deal of good housekeeping in this country, there is a great deal thnt is wasteful," and consequently unsatisfactory. It is in tho matter of not getting tho full worth of their money out of tho meats they buy that many of our housekeepers como short of their privileges. This has much to do with lho present high prices of meat, and especially ofb6i!f.' An ox appears to havo considerable meat on his bones. Hut if any body unaccustomed to marketing will stand near tho butcher for an hour or two ho will be astonished to seo how few very desirablo cuts there aro and what a largo proportion there is of meat whicli nobody wants, except at a great redtio-, tion from regular prices. Tho chief tronblo is thnt most people have not learned how to cook tougher parts so' as to mako them tender. In fact thcro are many so-called cooks who have hardly any other idea of cooking ment than to subject it to a process of slow tortute, which makes it tougher every minute it is near tho lire. Persons who thus cook in vain might as well buy the tough parts as the tender ones. Many of these pcoplu know as little about marketing as they do of cook ery. A professional cook lecturing recently on the subjectof meat for the bousuhold told her women bearers that thoy mado a mistako in not using tho tougher pieco of meat, as theso pieces when rightly cooked contain moro nouiish ment than thoso which aro more gen erally in demand. Thcro isa little secret in this connection which is not generally known by Americans, or if known is not as widely practiced as it might be. Steam will do much which broiling, toasting or oven boiling are ' poweilcss to do for meats. It penc- 1 trates tho fibre where nothing clso can' tako effect and reduces to tenderness pieces on which other mothods of cook- ' ing have little or no effect. Steam is ns easily applied as hot water or fire. There aro all manner of appliances for steaming every description of food. "If a housekeeper will learn to make dainty aud appali.ing dishes out of theso bits and parts of meat whicli aro despised and thrown away it will have its effect on the comfoits of home and on tho price of meat as well. l'hlla Times. A Dinner Excuse. Apologies for poor dinners aro gen erally out of place. Hut when a lady has a forgetful husband, who, without"' warning, brings homo a dozen guests to sit down to a plain family dinner for threo or four, it is not in human nature to keep absolute silence. What to say, and how to say it, forms the problem. Mrs. Tucker, tho wife of Judge Tucker of Williamsburgh, Ya., solved this problem years ago. She was tho daughter or niece (I am not certain which) of Sir Peyton Skipwith, and celebrated for her beauty, wit, easo and grace of maimer. Her temper and tact were put to tho proof ono court day, when tho judge brought with him the accustomed half-scoro or moro of law yers, for whom not tho slightest prop arntion had been make, thu judge hav ing quite forgotten to remind his wife that it was court day, and she, herself, btrangu to tell, having over-looked the fact. " Thu dinner was served with elegance, and Mis. T. made herself very charm ing. Upon lising to leave the guests to their wine, she said: "6011110111011, you have dined to-day with Judge Tuoker ; promise mo now that you will all dine ' to morrow with me." This was all her apology, whereupon iu gentlemen swore that such a wife as beyond price. Tho judge then ox- aiucd thu situation, and thu next day lero was a noblo banquet. Moral : Never worry a guest with tologies. A Dakota Yam. "Yes, sir." resumed the Dakota man, as a crowd of agriculturists scateil them selves around a liltlo table; "yes, sir, ' e do things on rather a sizable scale. I've seen a man on one of our big farms tart out in tho spring and plough a furrow until fall. Then ho turned around and harvested back. Wo havo somo big farms up there, gentlemen. A trieiid ot inino owned 0110 on which ho had a mortgage, aud tho moitg.igc wns luo on ono end betoro they could get it recorded on tho other. You seo it was laid off in counties." Thero was a murmur of astonishment, nnd tho Dakotn uiaii continued : "I got a letter , from a man who lives iu my orchard, aud it had been threo weeks getting to tho dwelling house, although it had travelled day and night." "Distances are pretty wide up there, ain t they ! inquired one. "lleasonably, reasona bly," replied the Dakota man. "Aud the worst of it is it breaks up families so. Two years ago I saw a whole family prostrated with grief. Women yelling, children howling and dogs barking. Uuo ot my men bad his camp truck pakcod 011 suven four-mulo teams, and ho was around bidding every body good-by." "Where was ho going (" asked a Gravesend man. "lie was go. ng hnlf-vvay across tho farm to feed the pigs," replied the Dakota man. "And did ho ever get bock to his fnni- ly again " "It isn't timo for him yet," 1!.. I .1. T . .1. epiien tuu j-mkihu man. NKAltl.Y A 5U11ACI.I:. E. Asenilli Hall, Binghnmpton, N. , writes: "I suffered for several months with a dull pain through left lung nnd shoulders. I lost my spirits, npiietito and color, nud could with dif ctilty keep up nil day. My mother ociired some liurilock Blood Bitteis. took them as directed, and havo felt 110 pain since liret week nftcr using thein, and am now quite well," Price Si, 00. Gold fish inhabit tho Delaware, bulow 1 Eastern, in largo iiumbers,and are often : taken in tho nets of hherinan. ' " IIUIlATOII.llOOH. E. Baloh, Eigin, 111., writes : "That after trying a dozen of patent liniments, without relief, for n rhoumntio nnd Miff knee, 1 feel I havo "stiuck oil at laM," for after using thieobottels of Tho'nias' Eclcctric Oil, 1 am prepared to say it is the btst application I over used.