tlittlf tes op DferTisiflq OOLtJMBtA DKMOCflAT, STAR OF TltH NORTH, I(1 CO 1M ono Inch...., .. nm Two Inetiwi ... 00 Thrco inches.,... 4 no Four Inched...... BOO quarter column.. 6 to Half column lom ono column woo in 'J60 400 ft 00 100 800 1409 SOW 8tf Moo 600 700 M loon II 01) 3000 LUMBIAN, uusuuuuioi.i iMiirit WrtUly, rrrry I'rlilny .llntnln, nl iif.ooMsinito, coiA'MniA c ( rn., at two mim.aiui tier vrar. To subscribers out ol H fnOO 800 II 00 tiro is oo oo 50 0) It woo ltool 1SP0 M 00 ar.oo Uio county ttio te rins aro strict lrln advance. No jinpcr illscontlnuwl except nt tho option of the ruiullshcrs, until nil furcnrnKeS nro paid, but lony continued credits will not Ikj Klven. Ail tinners Rent, nut of thn NtAtnurtn fltatant tint Ituooi 60 00 Yearly advertisements tmyaulnfiuarterlr. Ttan. lent advertisements must bo paid for before Insert ed except where panics havo accounts. onicos must bo imld tor In advance, unless ft rcspon slblo permit In Columbia county assumes to pay tlio ntrocrlntion due on ilemnntl. rOSTAni!tnftlnnirerM.H!tril from htlli-ie.rlborfl lfign ttrtrertlscmenU) two dollars por Inch for uii'-T) inscnion.1, ana ai inai rio lor Maiuoui iuw.njons wunoui rcrcrcnco to lengin. Executor's, Administrator1, and Auditor's notices thrco dollars, ilust bo paid for when Inserted. Transient or Local notice, ten cents ft tin, regu in IUU ixmai) JOB PRINTING. The Jobblntf IlennHmeot.of llinrnf.nunnwl verv oompleto, anil our Job Printing will comparo favor- &blr Wlf ll that of tlid tnri-i rll l.. All WnrU- ilnnnnn t. E, BLWELL, p.-.itarll J K BITTENBEMDEn,)""0""' BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE 2, 1882. lar advertisements halt rates. THE COLUMBIAN, VOl . AVI NO. 22. cants In tbo"ltuslncs Directory" column, one aljort notice, neatly and ntmtxlernto prices. ui A IJBMOUHAT, VOL XLVI, KO 13 dollar per year for each line. doluoqbikq. He Ml PROFESSIONAL CARDS, T K. WALLKll, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, omco In 1st National Dank bulldlne, second floor, first door to tho rlfht. Corner of Main and Mar ket streets, llloomsburg-, J'a. TO- U. FUNIC, ' ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. 111.00HSBU1U1, l'A, Ofllco In Knt's UulldtnET. q n. &w. J. nuoicALKW, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW. Bt-OOMSBCIIO, l'A. omco on Main Street, 1st door below Court House. JOHN M. CLARK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. DldOMSBOWl, l'A. Offlc over Schuyler's Hardwaro store. Q W.MILlfEIV ATTOUNUV-AT-LAW Ofllco In Drower'a bultdlnf.sccond noor.room No. 1 Bloomsbursr, l'a. I FRANK ZARR. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Bloomsburg, l'a. omco corner ot Centre and Main streets. Clark's Building. Can bo consulted In Gorman. G EO. E. ELWELL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. NKV COMJUBIAH BCII.DINO, BlOOmabUrg, I'0. Member of tho United States Law Association. Collections mado In any part ot Atnorlca or Ku ropo.' pAUL E. WIRT, Attornoy-at-Law. omco In Columbian Ucildino, lioom No i, second door. BLOOMSnURQ, PA. ri UY JAUOBY, ATTORNIiY-AT-LAW. ULOOMSBUItO, omcolnH.J. Clark'd liulidlni?, second Door, first door to tho left. Oct. 8, to. JOHN C. YOCUM, Attornoy-ut-Lawi CATAWIS3A, PA. Office In building formerly occupied by H. J. lleo der. Member ot tho American Attorneys' Associa tion. collections mado In any part of America. Jan. B.J8S2. A A !KnBtfAT.T. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Jackson, Building, Rooms 4 and 5. Mayls?!. BERWICK, PA. y- II. HIIAWN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Catawlssa, Pa. Office, corner ot Third and Main Streets. S. KNOHIl. L. S. WtNTKKSTKEN. ' Notary rubllo KNOUR & WINTERSTEEN, Attarnoys-at-Law. onica In 1st National Bank building, second lloor, first door to tho left. Corner ef Main and Market streets Bloomsburg, Pa. t&"Pensions and Bounties Collected. J II. MAIZE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AND JUSTICE OP THE PEACE. Office In Mrs. Knt's Building, third door from Main street. Mayiu, 'bl. y-M. L. EYERLY, ATTOKNEV-AT-LAW, Catawlssa, PA, Collsctlons promptly made and remlttod. Offloo opposlto catawlsai Deposit Bank. m-S3 A L. FRITZ, Attornoy-at-Law. Office . . In Columbia k Building. Juno M, S1. T BUCKINGHAM, Attorney-nt-Law. JLV.omco, Brockwny'H Building ;ist floor, Bloomsburg, l'eun'a. may 7, '80-t f ii. BARKLEY, Attomey-at-Law. office In Brower'B building, 2nd story .Iloorr.s " B. McKELVY, M. D.,RurReon and Phy . slclan, north sldo Main Btrcet.below Market. D R. J. C. BUTTER, PHYSICIAN &8UHOKON, omco, North Market street, Bloomsburg, Pa. BR. WM. M. REBER, Surgeon and Physician. Ofllco corner ot Hock und Market it. T R. EVANS, M. D.. Surgeon and tt Physician, (Omco and Itesldenco on Third street. MISCELLANEOUS. Q M. BRINK ER, GUN & LOCKSMITH Sowing Machines and Machinery ot all kinds re paired. orznA housb Building, Bloomsburg, Pa. D AVID LOWENBERG. Merchant Tailor Main St., abovo Central Hotel. II. HOUSE, DENTIST, Ri.ooMsnunojCor.UMiii.v Countv, Pa. All styles of work dono In a superior manner, work warranted aa represented. Tiitii Kxthact id wrrnocT Pain by ths use ot (las, and freoot chargo whon artlflclal teeth are Inserted, omoo over Bloomsburg Banking Company. lo be o)en at all hourt during Mi day, NoT.5-ly J EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR BLOOUSBUnO, fa. OPPOSITE COOItT HOUSE. Larue and convenient sample rooms. Bath rooms hot and cold waler,and all modern conveniences JR. I. L. RABU, PRAOTIOAL DENTIST, Main Street, opposite Episcopal Church, Blootai)urg, Pa. tr Teeth extracted without pain, oct. i, w. JAME8 REILLY, TonBorial Artist, Is again at hi old stand under EXCHANGE HOruL.and hmt nu uhiihI a viiiHT.f'i im UAltBKlt shop. He respectfully solicits the pauuimicu oi ua ma cusiomers ana ot too puouo generally. Julyie, '60-tf "YyAlNWIUQHT & CO., WHOLESALE Q11QCEJIS, PllILADELPIIIA, TKAP, bVIlLTS, COrrKK, fcUOAll, MOLAfcSLH, HICK, SUCK. UICA11B tOIU, &C., to, N, K. Cor&er:8(cond and Arch streets, iv liduawuiucehe) tempt attention SPRING AND BUMMER CLOTHING. -)o(-A. J. EVANS, Tho uptown Clothier, has Just recelvod ft fine lino oi now uootu, ana is preparcu 10 uiuxu up SPRING AND SUMMER SUITS For Men and Boys In tho neatest manner and La test styles. GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, Hcitsi Otips. &C-. Always on hand. Call and Examine EVANS' umK inrnir MAtn nnrt trnn HtrpnM. v SXiOOMBBURO, PA. FlaUIYIBIWG, GAS FITTING, STOVES AND TINWARE. ,10! trnantirplinsr.il thn Slnpfe ftnrt lltlfltneRn of T. Ha- genbuch, and Is now prepared to do all kinds of work In bis lino. Plumbing and Gas Fitting ft specialty. Tinware, Stovos, In a great variety. All work dono by EXPERIENCED HANDS. Main Street corner ot East. niooaisKKKo, pa. N. S. TINGLEY. Announces to the public that ho Is prepared to do all kinds of Custom Tailoring, promptly and at reasonable prices. Now Is tho season tor a NEW SPRING SUIT And Tlngley's tho placo to get ft proper fit. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Shop 3rd floor Columbian Building, Main street. BLOOMSBURG, PA. M. C. SLOAN & BHD., ULOOMSBURG, PA. Manufacturers ot CARRIAGES, BUQQIES, PHAETONS, SLEIGHS, PLATFORM WAGONS, &C. First-class work always on hand. J1EPA lliliVO NEA TL Y D ONE. Prices reduced to suit the times, W. HC. CAETER. CONTRACTOR & BUILDER, v DRAWINGS AND SPECIFICATIONS FOB BUILDINGS, FURNISHED. Jobbing of all kinds promptly attended to All work warranted to givo satisfaction. feb 3d '82-dm AND PAPER HANGING. WM. F. BODINEi IKON ST., 11ELOW SECOND. BLOOMSllOItO, Pa, Is prepared to do all kinds of ZXOX7SB rAINTINO Plain and Ornamental PAPER HANGING, UOT1I DECORATIVE AND PLAIN. All kinds of Furniture Repaired and inn tie un good nH new NONEI1UT PIKST-CLAS3 WOI1KMKN EMP LOYED. Estimates Made on all Work, WM. F.BOD1NK. BLOOMSBURG- PLANING MILL :o. The undersigned having put his Planlnp Mill on uauroua direct, in nrsi-ciaau cunuuiuu. u pre pared to do all kinds ot work In his line. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, FLOORING, Etc. furnished at reasonable priced. All lumber usod Is well seasoned andjiono but skilled workmen are employed. ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS furnished on application. Plans and specifica tions prepared by an experienced draughtsman. CIIAniiF-S KRVG, RlooniBUtir?, Pn. B F. SHABPLESS, FOUNDER AND MACHINIST, NEAE L. !i B. DEPOT, BLOOMSBUIiO, FA. Manufacturer ot Plows, Stovos and all kinds ot Costing. Largo stock ot Tinware, Cook stores, ltoora btoves, stoves for heatlni; stores.scbool houses, churches, &c. Also, large stock of re pairs f or city stores of all klnds.w holesulo and retail .such as Plro llrlck, Urates, Lldi,Ccntros,&c.,stoYa Pipe, cook Hollers. Spiders, Cako Platen. Largo Iron Kettles, Sled Soles, Wagon Iloxes, all kinds of Plow Points, Mould Hoards, liolta, Plaster, Salt, J10XE MANURE, dc. febSt-t P. 1IAUTMAN ItiritESENTS TUU I'OLLOWINU A3IKHI0AN INSUHAKOK COMPANIES : Lycoming of Muncy Pennylvanla. North American ot Philadelphia, Pa. Franklin ot " " Pennsylvania of " " ParmerB of York, Pa. Hanover ot New York. Manrattan ot Now York, omco on Markot Street, No, c, Vloamsburg. oct. V4, lu-ly I?HEAB UHOWN'S INSUItiVNCE ? AllHNCY. Moycr'a new building, Main street, llloomsburg, Pa. Assets litna Insurance Co., of Hartford, conn, ii.ots.sm ltoyal of Liverpool i3.too.ooo Lancashire ,. lu,ooo,ooo Plro Association, Philadelphia 4.15,11T Phoinlx, of London c,wsfl,81i landon 4: Lancashire, of England.. . l.toa.sis Hartford of Hartford ,, 3,atS,ooo Springfield Plru and Marino v,08j,M3 As tho agencies aro direct, pollclfs aro written for tho tusurod without any delay In tho omco at llloomsburg, Oct. it, 'dl-tt, JjjUKE INSURANCE. CIIHISTIAN P. KNAPP, 11LOOM8UUUO, PA, UHITISII AMEI1ICA ASSURANCE COMPANV. UEItMAN Pllllt INSUHANCE COMPANY. NATIONAL PIKE INSUHANCE COMPANY, UNION INSUHANCE COMPANY. These old coHrosiTiOMB aro well seasoned by age and rial txstiu and haro never yet had a loss settled by any court of law. Their o&seU are all Invested In solid HicuMTiisand are liable to tho haiard ot nui only. Losses raouiTLT and uonotlt adjusted and paid as soon as determined by Cukutuk P, KMlrr, tricuL Akt imp Adjustm Uloomj. idho. Pi. The people ot Columbia county should patron- and raid by one ot their own cltltena. PHOMP1NESS, JHiUITY, l'AIlt DEALINO. J. J. BROWER CARPETS BLOOMSBURG, PA. Blank MQQk(S!i J. W. RAEDER, BLANK BOOK fiUNDFACTDRER, PAPER RULER AND GENERAL BOOK BINDER. BLANK BOOKS OF ALL DESURIP T10NS MADE TO ORDER. PERIODICA LS B 0 UND IN A NY D 1C SIR A RLE STYLE J. W. KAKDBIl, 110 & 112 117. MAEKET STREET, WILKES-BAEEE. Pa. A FARM AT Private Sale ! The farm owned by the estate ot (leorgo Tovey, deccastd, localcd In Hemlock township, will be sold at prlvato salo, Tho farm contains Ono Hundred and Sovon Acres, Is pleasantly situated and the buildings aro In good condition. A good well ot water at the door. For f urthor Information apply to A A HON TOVEY, mar tt Uloomsburg. o u o n n z z 52 O. E. SAVAGE, DS1LIH IH Sllvorwaro, Watches, Jowelry, Clocks All kinds of Watches, Cltcksland Jewelry beat 1 repaired and warranted. inaylT.'18-U FOR SALE, TJic following properties from $3QO TO $12,000 'nrlotislv lnr.ili.il In lll.nnM.mtniiri ml oilier plnccn, nffonllng cheap homes or prof liable investment. . A Frame wclHiijf tn good comllllmi. A SPECIAL IiAUGAIN. Sovoral Small FRAME DV7ELLINQS, Deslrnblc clicnpliomos orgood Investments. A immlier of Hr.nEit Phami: Dwklmmcm Pt.EASANll.Y J.O0ATF.I). BRICK DWELLINGS - from CHEAP to DEST ul various locntlons. BUILDING LOTS on nearly nil streets nt vn- nous prices. CoSTltACTS SIadk to llnii.n PIIAMK OU niUCK UUILDINOi! of nny descrlptioii, to be done promptly mid snllsfnctorlly. FA11MS hni SALE In Ulooin, Ik'iiton, Flslilngcroek, Hemlock, .unciison, jjiiiinn, -tiontour, Jackson Pine, Catawlssa and Centre townships. The above nt all orlces mid einbrnclni' land for Farming, Grazing, Trucking and Tocae- co Raising. Also several good TiMIlEU TIIACTS mid SAW MIUL.&. Atao BfslSKsu LocAlloss with trade cstab- llslied, including a Woolen Mill, in Good Condition and Location, Carriago Manufactory, Ccal Yard, Limo Stono Quarries, and Kilns. All the. above can bo botiirlit at fair prices ami on reasonable terms. For particular, apply to .IOUM A. l' UMSTON, PAUL K. WIKT. THE DAVIS. $1,000 REWARD. i.,-N'E THOUSAND (1,000) DOLLAKS I'HEMIUM ofl'ered to ANY PERSON h.lwilldo ai GREAT A RANGE OP WORK on ANY OTHER MACHINE. THAT THE NSW DATE VERTICAL FEED Will do without basting. It will make wide hem on sheets, ic, heoi all manner of bian woolen goods,assoft merino, cmpo, or goods dtnicult to hem on other maclilnes. It rankes a moro clastic much th.tn any other mn- chlno. It will turn a hern and put In piping at it will turn n hem. sow braid on tho right side ana suicu on inmmiag ai ono operat.un. It will do felling bias or straight, either oa cot ton or woolen goods. It will fell across scimj on any goods. I will bind a Dross or Skirt and ew on Mclnir. cither with or without showing stltclis;blnd dress uoods with tho stmo material, either scallops, polnts.squares or straight, t ho only machine tint will bind Hats, Cloaks, or other article? nlth bias, satin or silk, from x to 3 luchj3 In wMth.wlthout ua-iung. It will gather with or wlthiut sewing on. It will gather between two pieces and sew on at luu Hamo umo. It will im!:o a ruRlo and stitch u pillow blip on to iuu uciog ai ino .Hmo lime, It will shirr any kind ot goods. It will miiko plaited trimming either with or wiuoui sowing it ou. It will make plaited trimming either scallaped orstnignt una sew .i piping on at tiiosamonme, II win make knife plaiting, J SAITZEK, Gen'l Agom, Blmmilmrg, Pn uct. 1, '80-1 f. ri70A WEEK . (12 a day at homo easily mado 91a cosily outnt frei'. Addrest Tku Co. Augusta, jiaiue. iiiarenat.jy fcfi tn tQnper day at homo Samples worth M wj mvirt, Address utinson & co- Tort nmrili 31, -ly A Never-r.tllhiK Titro for Iliirns, ScalilH, ISrnlscK, Cutu, Sores, etc. Alter ftirly yearn ol' trlnl, Perry Davis' I'nln KlllcrHtniKlMiinrivalctl, It l-tHal'o! It nets liimicillately I It never falls! Editor of tho Ct. Jt hu (N.B.) News, says : In ilflt .oundi,nehis,imliis,bort'ii.etc., r 1 1 1 he . f, tirccl uit rt nittly wo know of. : ofiulu rlioulil l-o tt llhout a bottle ot It ti.r a : inn c hour. l'rsi.i tlio C:ccl!inr.tl Dispatch: I 1j ! i ifijo 1 uiilele. rroi.- I. H. rott'r, U. S. Consul at CrcfgW, Afier lun ' 'is f f tisj, I nm satlslled It Hi Htlwiy i nil lent us a healing remedy V,V.aitariier,Valdosta.Ga.,Bays: H U. i ...r.r..'Ci mr nil iji ulwa umt burns. From It. W. Adams, Eaco, Mo.: i ir r,-Aii'iin. iiruiM s. mm Miiaius. it gao ine luiiuiuiaiu iim-f. R. T.owla sava: iniorty iirs'iise ItiicverbasfniUdmo. V. V. Lum. Hlcholvlllo. N. Y.. cava : 1 iH'i your I'aih I i.i Kit f ii fluently. It ntlettt inln wi' 1 borembs.nml l.tula ounds lint! Ill.lgll'. J.W.Deo says: 1'or Maids uiul hums It lias no c qual. rintltV DAVIS' I'AIK KII.IXK In not u now uutrli'il ri'iiifily. I'nr forty ji'iiri It ImvlH'OiiliifoiMtaiit in' mill tlmsnwlio hau imi'U It tun imif;rr.i arc in frn jrxaxui. ltnnirri'HiUniiVr'M lierniiMxif 11m merit Shu n tlii I'nln Klllnr tni lli t Inlrixluci'd, hunticitiHf iiewiiirilli'lni'H Imwicumonnil l-iiiio. whllo ln.iliiv thin iiu illHiiii Is inoru rti'iilti'ly ui'il uiul inniiililslilyiiliit'd llvui rver b,jttrt. llfry liuiilly tlioulil liut uliuttlnri'ii'lvoriiM', Aliirli iniliiiuiillieuvy ilorlnrA' IiIUm irtv ofloi W jinn! by prompt upiilli'utloii nt I ho I'nln li liter. fUUmuit r; ' ' '-'lie i. It li Ttf;''i Vj m ft c I'll In I hn IiuiuIn nl'ti i-hllil. '1 ry It mii'ii tlioi'iiiiglily, anil It ulll jirno It ulm. Vmirilriiguint liua It I PERnV DAV13 & SOU. PronrlLtora. I Providence. It. I. LKGAL BLANKS, ALWAYS ON HAND AT THIS OFFICE . KILLER POETICAL. WHAT THE BURDOOK WAS GOOD FOR. "Good tor nothing," Uio farmer said, As ho made a sweep at tho burdock's head ; But then, ho thought It was best, no doubt, To como pome day and root It out. So ho lowered his scythe, and went his way, To bco his corn, to gather his hay ; And tho weed grow safe and stroig and tall, Closo by the sldo ot the garden wall. "(lood for ft home," cried tho llttlo toad, As he hopped up out of tho dusty road lie had Just been having a dreadful fright, The boy who gave It wa3 yet In Bight. Hero tt was cool and dark and green, Tho 6afcst kind of a leafy screen' Tho toad was happy : "I'or," said li, Tho burdock was plainly meant for inc." "Oood for a prop," the srlder thought, And to and fro with care ho wrought, Till ho fastened It well to an evergreen, And spun his cables lino between. 'Twns a beautiful bridge a triumph of skill ; The flics camo 'round as Idlers will j The spider lurked In his corner dim, Tho moro that came, the better for him. "Oood for play," said a child, pcrplcxt To know what frolic was coming next, So she gathered tho burrs that all despised, And her city playmato was qutto surprlstd To sco w hat a beauilful basket or chair Could bo madt, with a llttlo tlmo and care, They ranged their treasures about with pride, And pla, cd all day by tho burdock's sldo. Nothing Is Ion la this world ot ours ; Honey comes from the ldlo flowors Tho weed which we pass In utter scorn May save a life by another morn. Wonders await us at every turn. Wo must ba Bllent, and gladly learn. No room for rockloesnei'j or abuv, Slnco ever, a burdock his Its use. A. S. It. in St. Nieholat. SELECT STORY. DOUBTFUL ACQUAINTANCES. A SKASIDK STOUT. "It is very remarkable," said my un cle, as Mr. Gregory left tho room. It is very mysterious, ' said Lily, with strong emphasis on the adverb. "lo me, observed an elderly lady boarder, "it appears to bo something worse than mysterious; and, without making any assertions, I would at least caution you, my dear, against any closer intimacy with one who seems so often to bu possessed of information in a manner of which there is no conueiv able natural explanation." 'It reminds mu most, said the He v. Mr. liriggs. "of certain cases, undoubt edly well authenticated, in which the existence of the so-called 'second sight' ins been demonstrated in a very singu lar manner." 'And,1' added my uncle, "although many of the professors of Spiritualism have been pioved impostors, it by no means follows that all " "Yes, yes," broke in our lady friend, "but we all know that people once had ilealiugs witu laminar spirits, and 1 never could find any proof that this kind of thing has ever ceased, and, theiefoie, as I said before, I very strongly caution you '' "Jlushl cried several voices. "Hero lie comes." My uncle, my cousin Lily and I were staying at a boarding home at tho sea side, and among a somewhat numerous company was a certain Mr. Gregory. We had mado Ins acquaintance on the night of our arrival in a rather comical manner. He was passing our room just as Lily was calling to mo in a tone ol woeful despair that she had broken the key in tho lock and could not get out. Thiough the key hole ho had volunteered ins services as an amateur lock picker, and released us from our imprisonment. This introduction had served finite as well as a much more formal ono would have dono to inaugurate what promised to be a pleasant seaside acquaintance. .Now, on hrst sight, lie certainly pre sented very little appearance of being a suspicious or dangerotiB character. Ho was a young man of some 25 years of age, with a bright, frank expression, and a gleam of mischief in his eyes. lie was exceedingly intelligent aud well informed, and though rather retir ing in the mixed company of our es tablishment, could, wo discovered, sing well, read well and talk well. Without intruding himself upon us, ho had made himself very agreeable to us two girls: and we hail surmised that ho was a young professional man suffering from over-work, who had come dowu to ro emit his health. Hut we are often warned against judging from appear ances, and had during the past few days manifested a very remarkable power of clairvoyance or second sight, or whatever else you liko to cull it, which had created a great sensation among us. On the previous day, for instance, my initio had met a gentleman at tho station, and had brought him home to dinner. Wo saw them walking slowly up the garden together in conversation, and Lily had exclaimed : "Who on earth is this''' Mr. Gregory looked and said : "His name is Smith, and ho is return ing lo town by tho midnight train." "You know him ?" I said. "Never saw him in my life before," was tlio answer. Suro enough, his naino pioved to bo Smith, and ho returned to town that night after n long private interview with my illicit1: nor had ho, as ho told us in answer to our inquiries, ever seen or heard ol Air. liregory before. On Saturday morning alo tho Uev Mr. Hriggs, taking a walk on tho beach, i-..l.r. i -T i ... , i ineiiiiuiiiig on ins Dummy text, uatl encountered Mr. Gregory, who volun- . 1 !.. .!.. ... 1 . iccicii uiiuiiiiiiiiuii its io mu sum text, with chapter and verso all correct, to the petrifaction of tlio roverned genllo man. On another occasion, when our elder ly lady friend mentioned that sho had been out making a small purchase, Mr. tiiegory inioiniid tu souo voce that a bottlo of hair-wash constituted the jiurchaso hi question. This cointnuu icaiion wos very unfortunatelv over heard. Its correctness was not at the time (Uflnitely established, but it was shortly after this that sho first pro pounuod ner own particular theory on the subject, which sho nut forward with renewed confidence in the conver sation given above, after u fresh dis play of the unholy phenomenon, as she called it, This was tho occasion there of Mr. Hriggs had been seen coming up tho walk in great glee with n parcel miner ins nrm, "What has he got there!" said some one. I "All tlio works of Josephus for ten pence, replied Mr. Giegory. linim-flinti'ly nftcrwanl Mr. Ilriggs iv, wi,, t.iii. p,nii nt iiiu uuiu- I,a,,.v.:. . ..... "What ilo you thmk I liavo just lionghtt" to wfiicli the general roionso . . w l .,. T , , "All .Josi'pliti for teniiecco. it ttitnul out that ho Imi just ferret- ed it out from a second-hand book- Hlft'.':. . . .. . wiieti fjiiorttioueu ahotit Mis mysteri- ous powers, Air. uregpry always be- .v.. ..u..- j b "l initii- mation, but changed tho subject as soon as possible. , In consequenco of all this, interest, curiosity, uneasiiiesH, and eveii alarm, Tt tj ti VAUIUII 1,1 tliu breasts of the several members of our company. Most of tho ladies declared that they wero daily expecting some thing scrinus to happen. That those expectations were not altogether un fulfilled will no be made plain. There wero two new arrivals on tho day on which our story opens. Our tt.nfn tn .np, tt,,n w a. , . . , ... , company had hitherto been pleasant .in. wiwi, uui, niu liiu aim jmuiviimii wim inin i.uiio iiuiiiim ii?, nun wno wero named Air. aim Airs, urice, wero exeetitions to this. Showily dressed, anil loud in ineir conversation, they made great efforts to mix with case in our company, and forsomo inscrutablo reason seemed to make special endeav ors to become intimate with our own party ; Mr. Gricc attacking my uncle, and his wife devoting herself to us. We wiro at no pains to conceal our aversion to their ill municrcd and of fensive intrusion, but they seemed de- termined to accept no rebuff. Lily said that wo had met here tho moBt pleas 1,. ... . 1 .1 ... ..1 ant and most unplcaiant persons whom we had ever seen in our travels. The former class, I presume, mainly embrac ed Mr. Gregory. Ever since Mr. Smith's visit on tho previous day my uncle seemed to bo unusually worried and anxious. Some thing had happened at the office, it ap peared, which caused him great uneasi ness, and ho kept a constant n'atch for the post. Lily and I were troubled about it, but wero hardly prepared for his sudden announcement at lunch tho next day, upon receiving a letter from town, that wo must pack up nt once aud return by the first morning train. We had no objection to escapo from the Grices, but in spiteof Mr. Gregory's ill-repute for his mysterious arts, wo were very sorry to leave him, to say nothing of tho abrupt and unexpected termination of our holiday. The Griecs were sitting next to us when my uncle madu this announce ment, and I saw u peculiar look of sig nificance pass between them. Mr. Gregory was sitting at the other end of a long dining table, and quite out of earshot, but ho eamo up immediately after we roso from the table, and said: "A very sad tiling, this sudden de parture oi yours." "Mr. Gregory," I replied, "you are perhaps awaro that vou are under gravo suspicions of being in league with the powers of darkness, and this is another proof. How could vou possibly tnow!" ' ' ' Oh, ill iinws travels fast," ho said, laughing. "15ut it is a very hot after- noon, what do you say to a little read ing! Lily here squeezed my arm vigorous ly, but 1 answered : "1 fear my uncle will not let us go out of his sight. Ilo feels it his duty to keep especial guard over us while wo are m such danger ous company." "Never mind," lo him as well." lie said, "I will read We are now in the corner of the drawiug-iooin, near a window looking out on to a covered balcony which over looked tho garden. My uncle eamo up and returned Mr. Gregory s courteous greeting in a manner which was, I fear, "-'J . . Atay i trouuio you ior me paper ........,. i,o .;.i ami juu, on '" "Certainly,' was the answer. "tint ... .11 .ll lnn.,ll..t Will, inaj n v nm. mi viiju. 11. ..uubiivi i .tu your permission I will read aloud to the company. My unclo looked considerably aston ished at this unusual proposal. Lily looked up with open eyes and curious eqpression, this being not exactly the Kind ot reading sue nan intended, lint tho offer was seriously mado and ro icated, and my uncle, who dearly liked oemg reau to, gave a uuuious consent. Miss Lily, with filial affectiou, mado him particularly comfortable in an arm cnair, aim Air. uregory commenced reading a long prosy article on t rencn pontics, tie read with anything but his usual spirit, and m a soft, low, mo notonous voice, iho consequence was as had possibly been not wholly tin iorsoen mm my uncle was soon op joying his accustomed afternoon siesta. Tho reading, having become gradually slower and softer, now ceased, nud the reader, looking up, suggested by a slight gesture an udjournment to the gnruou. Lily and I tried to smother our laugh ter and looked shocked, but wo ndo.it- cd tho suggestion. A book of poetry -1-1 1 1 1 T t 1 . 1 was quioKiy produced, aim i iounu mat there is a difference between hoaring v rencn pontics reau in a stuiiy draw- nig room to a muinio aged gentleman, iitiu Hearing "inocn Anion reau in a n read in a Serbo tender bo- cool, shady alcove, to a pretty, 1 I Vl ! 1 . , uyuu, iuvnoio mniiicu, wiin an,.. i, : .....,. ll... "'& v1yV. i'" ..-.idnil a nVI i vn n, vaiiiiuii v nun iiiu .,ii..i,..j ......... i...i.,.i. ll.l,li'e cnn.ni... j n 1 1 . . i.uuv.1 .a i. m.uiiauiiiu runny Ultviiuiui, with an exquisitely modulated voice M.ln tn ,ln full inQt!,.n i u,0 i,,n,n.,i n ; o" AV!"T - : At tho end of a half an hour I was " -- startled by an exclamation from Lily, Looking up I saw in tho garden below, sitting on a seat under the trees, with their faces toward us, our dear friend', mi. umt inm. vniuu. Tho gentloman was keeping up, no- wently, a desultory conversation with us who. inoy waved ineir nanus on catchiug our eye.and beckoned to us to uuiiiu nun juiii mem, which we urn not no, iregory, instead of going on !nfMlumi us with their attentions. To our dis- appointment ho could not bo induced io gu on wiin inn reading, uui no con iiuueu io siaro oi tno coupio uotoro us( and when at last they strolled off In different diiections, ho said that ho must apologue for hiiviug an engage, ment, and ho left us abruptly. "A wo knew them. afternoon, however, I watched t o 5 A,' M' ll of food. Their Wo said, "No." G ices good earnc.t I was very fCn 1 18 i) ,nl,w wMo T1 thlrty "Butthe'y seem to know you." ho much as Sid Twlmt T YmJ lnU" lo"' '' return to tho roost slrnimo young man, Indeed I" wo inoiimii, aim wu were mill moro Btir- prised wlicti in almut nn hour lio re- tinned and nski.fi Mil' tltlfln in lw.lt '"J v I allowed a short private conversation wiin iiim. jiy tincio sceniert startlctl at tins re.iuest (and so, by tho way. did Lily), but after a short pauso ho led the way Into an adjoining apartment. ll'u conversation which enmed, as wo subsequently learned, was as fol- lows: -i nm auoui, sir, said Air. lircgory, "to refer to your private affairs to an extent which will surprise you, but I hopo to be able to render you n ser- vice which will bo an ample excuso for vice which will bo an ample excuso for my intrusion, l ou are, I believe, re- turning to town lo inorrow!" .... r - r . . i "ics. 'The caiiso of your return is. I believe, conflicted with tllO foruerv of a certain cheek in your name." "Sir, how can you possibly know that!'' ''That fihl'l'lv U'.IH lirnnrtlit tn vnn fnr your inspection thrco days ago by ono oi mo cierits irom tho bank, a Atr. smith, nml it U now in your posscss- My uncle was speechless. "Hear mu further. The accuracy of my statements hitherto mav claim cre dence for what I nm about to atlirm. Unless 1 am greatly mistaken, there are now in tins establishment two persons who have been employed to regain possession at all costs of that forged paper. '1 hey stuped that voti have it. ami already your room and vour daughter and vour niece's room have been searched, "and it onlv remains to . ' .. search vour person. My uncle turned pale. ,t ! . , .1 . , it is Ktiotvu mat you are leaving to morrow morning, aud tlio attempt will be made between now and then. Will you allow me to offer vou mv aiivicoi i win not attempt to describe my respected uncle s condition of body and mind at this part of the interview, suffice it to say that the proffered ad vice was ultimately adopted. un that evening my uncle declined to accompany us when, an hour after dinner, the house emptied on to the promenade. Air. Gregory also was missing, and had not appeared at din ner. The Rev. Air. Briggs took us under his care. My uncle was already nodding in his chair as he went out. Twenty minutes afterward two of the company softly re entered tho room. litis I had irom an eye-witness. Their names wero Mr. and Mrs. Grice. Mrs. Grice stood at the door, and her hus band advanced gently across the lloor to where my uncle lay back in his chair, snoring audibly, his handker chief over his Head, Ins coat thrown open, and a pocketbook just showing in his breast pocket. Air. Urice crept up to lum, abstiaet- ed me book with a practiced hand, put it into his own pocket, and turned to go Now, as he recrosssed the room ho had to pass before a largo lounge, with long hangings in front, and as ho was, perhaps, someivhat surprised to find his ankles seized in tho firm grip ot a pair of hands thrust out suddenly from un,it.r tho lounge. As ho fell his amiable partner turned round into the arms of a detective officer. At tho satno moment Mr. Gregory entered through the window from tho balcony "inis is your pociietoooK, sir, said one ot the detectives. "Thank you," said my uncle. "It has nothing in it, but I am glad to have it back again. Atr. anil Alts. Grice were removed at once to another public establishment in the neighborhood, where tho com nnnv was vm-v RolPf-t. tho hnnra man. - . . iai aM tho maintenance very cheap a Btyte of establishment which it was subsequently proved they had frequent- oil in more than one pait ot the ,,ni,nivv . Y. .... Atnid considerable excitement wo nrrmionniled Inin tlmt nirrht. ' . .. V i nncio said: "lou navo rendered mo a service, sir, which lays mo under the deepest obligation to you. I have no doubt that the original delinquents, of whom tliPHf nrf.ntnrnH nvn nnlv tlin tonld t-lll hn broii. . lit tn i.wtw-n Ki.wlim, .hnt u worn nn t lun rnilr tlwiv lmv mado this effort to destroy tho proof of their guilt, and or I prevent us from submitting it to experts. Thanks to I you, they have failed. I can only say how welcome will be any opportunity ot making any return to von however 1 slight. "1 shall certainly tnko vou at vou word, sir," was tho answer. "And now, Air. Gregory, continued my uncle, "will you pardon our curios ity if wo beg you to tell us the means by which you wero able to divine tho intentions ot our departed friends! "un, Air. uregory, cried Jjily, "you must tell us. We arc on thorns to know, and will do anything in tho world you liko to mention if you will did it work! eagerly asked a bystand tell us." or. "l'eifectly : tho tiger did not oven "Un those terms f consent. ' said he. with a curious look at Lily, which made I , , . t t . . J 1 . - nor suddenly biusn very much, as l could seo even in tho moouliuht. "Vou mav have not ced." bemtn Air. (iregory, "that 1 nm somewhat deaf, and i navo been much moro so. In con- and I havo been much moro so. In con- ffiTlSS Illlmvotnc,"'lr,,1 tl,oart- which I believe almost nny ono can ao- i iuiui, iiruiiiiiL; iiiu lliuvcilieiiin Ul IIIU 11!.... 1.. , i up!, in iiiu Hilluu n V llllll 1110 (leal alio 'i J . ." T. "It" t ''"" lllilllll ill U lilllgllt IU HO, SO II ll I Call alwavs tindeistand what people say if ..i.. '.i :.i.:.. .it....?. .... " "r ' " . r WT. i turn in j ovviiiK i" til m;ULL 1 111 L 11 hardlv sav tlmt I avoid nverWnu, ,.. versation, if you will allow mo tlm ox- press on, as much as I would overhear- ing it: but I frequently see ' opl! J speak a few words on incidentally glancing ii, i cm. i iiiniK mat, wnat ihj mi v. zled vou will now bo nlain. "I'erhans I ought to confer- that I navo vie ded a 1 tt n to thn tnnmtut nn of mystifying tho company during tho last week, especially in the ease ot Air. Briggs, who has, liko many peoplo who havo lived n good deal nlone, n habit f ..,11.:..,. . i.i ir... i .. . jf.tejss past and future operations. It was not at all a bad idea to hold their delibera - uens before your very eyes, so us to keep up thair watch on your move inents and disarm suspicion, but they had taken no precautions against being overseen. The rest vou know," "But how about your purchase tho iinir waali, that Bad proof of occult art, V 1 eaid. "Oli. that lias notlilnc to do with it lonu tit lltn atinti linitwr afiftVAfl. finil T haw the transaction in a looking glass." i inia in lilt, uiiwii t -w Later Mill, when my undo Had gono in. I heard liim tiuictlv say : "So you will do whatever I liko to mention!" Hut these words wcro not addressed to me. and I indeed it best to fall into the rear, nnd hnviiiir no L'ifts of clair- voyanco myself, I cannot tell you tho rest of the conversation. 1 can only add that our return was postponed, and that shortly after theso evcnU Mr. Gregory attain requested a private conversation with mv undo : that ho conversat had again some revelations to mako conccrninc a conspiracy of two, male . . o,1(l fmn.iln in this ease also: and short lv aftur thn first, rmir of consnirators h.nl brnn "Hnntimnnil fnr lifn" bv onn of Ilcr Maiestv's Judaea, a similar sen- tenco was pronounced upon tho other pair by the J(ev. Air. Jingga. The Way It is Done, landlord from the interior, when asked what he did with a certain the atrical company which went to pieces in his town, replied : "Jtccciptcd their bills and paid a teamster 12 shillings to haul 'cm to tho depot." Ilo figured up that ho was at least 8100 out of pocket in tho last five years by the theatrical bilk, and he is only ono out of a hundred in the State. There is in Detroit to day an actor and manager who can ligtirc up that no owes tho hotel keepesr of Michigan over .,.,. . .f. . . . t,uuo, and tins amount win do auaeu to each year as long as ho lives. Tho fact that he owes tlio only hall, hotel and newspaper in a town does not mako him avoid it. Ilo knows what will fol low, and he braces himself to moot it. Tlio landlord recoguizes him, begins to frown, but the manager rushes at him with, "Hello 1 old fellow glad to seo you -how's things como to square up that old debt best rooms in tho homo hurry up supper dead suro thing on three full houses and a clean hundred dollars profit." The hope that ho may collect the old bill puts tho landlord in good nature, aud ho makes tho troupe at home. Then the manager lights a five cent cigar, puts another into his pocket and hurries over to see the owner of tho hall. The owner has a frigid welcome, but tho manager pumps his aim, forces him to accept a cigar, and cheerfully contin ues ; "Was going to send that monoy by postal order, but forgot your hrst name. I've struck it rich now. Tell you what, but I've got tho boss play th'iB time. Crowded houses everywhere greatest enthusiasm standing room only hardly time to count tho money. Can f have your hall three nights this week !" 'Y-c H." 'All t ight all right. Don't worry bit, for we'll go out of this town on special train. Tra la for an hour. Then he goes to the newspaper office. He rushes up stairs, bursts into the of fice, grabs the editorial hand and calls out : "Ilowdv, old man howdy 1 Hang it but vou never looked better in your life I How's the Gazette how's every thing! By the way, did you know that tho New York JleraUl, Chicago Times and .LGntlou Atandura wore copying every thing you wrote! Fact, boy, aud 1 congratulate you. 1 want some pro grammes, half sheets and dodgers, aud we 11 settle the two bills at once. The editor has no hope of collecting the old bill without permitting tho i - in!in:ifir tn tnnlai n nnw nnn. finrl anhn rushes out the work. Tho troupe play three nights, take in aboutS20, and tho manager has tho samo story his three creditors "Farmers too busy with their work awful weather not advertised enough leading lady down sick folks must get home somehow send it to you next week lah da-dah. Detroit Free J'ress. 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