Vle ColtinibicVi". Il'OI.UJIIlU HEM(H'IUT,ITikll or TUB NORTH, Milt Cnl.M- nlN, Coiwillil.iteit, lioiint N'rr-ld), i-vrrj Vrlilny .1lomln nl IILOOMHIIflMI, COU'MMA CO , I'n., ATTifo nni.Mii.s pcryrar. TouiImitIIhtkoiiI of tin t'lmiil v llii" tcrniinrpstrklly lii niltnnri'. Ir-Nn i:iiiTill'ii!i1lMiicil exrcpt nt tin- nnlhli of I Iim imlilWicTK, until nil nrnuniK n nro paid, but Intiif rniitlnunt cretins will not lip (then. All pipi'tn wnt outot tin- Stale nr to ilMntil post (iltli'i't inuil tmiinlilforlii mlViitii-p, uiiIpxh n Nuprin nllil( pcrrimi In boliinibla c -unty nwitnra to pay the will icrliit Inn ilnc mi ipin:iinl. I'O.s i'til li no longi-r I'xurtoil from mitnorllioni In the county. .TOM PHIM'ING. Tlio. lobbing Department of llio Column in Is very couiplctr, ami our .lob 1'rlntlnif will cowp.iro f.ivnru. bly wpli thatof Uio laiyp cities. All work itoni'oii short niticc, ti"ntly ami nl inotlcrnto prices. fie 1M DM r,M IV ono Inch tm J6d 9oo M stM TWO ItlOllVS l K1 6'" HI" "f'0 Three. Inches oil nifl lew II wi 18M Four Inches son I hi dot mo sonci ounrtfr column..., Bn mm loon isoo ail" Ilalf column low Hoi itwi moo corn ono column bow MSO 3) on B'joi llieo Yearly advertisements payable riunrtcrly. Trail Kent advertisements must bo paid for before Inserted except where parties have accounts. Iwnl advertlvmenU two dollars per Inch for threo Insertions, nndnt that rnto for additional Insertions without reference to length. Executor's, Administrator's, and Auditor's notices threo dollars. -Must bo paid for when Inserted. Translentor I-ncal notices, ten cents n line, regular advertisements half rales. Caul In tho "lluslnewt Director)" column, one dollar per j ear for each line. 0. E. EIiWEtL , 1 p,,,i,, J. H. BITTEM3EUDSII, J P' BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY , MAIICH 10, 1882. THE COLUMII1AN. VOL. XVI. NO. 10 UOLUMMA DKMOI HAT, Vol , ILVI J, NO, tt l-nOPESSlONAt, OAUDS. li, H.iUUiWAY. A l 1' O It N U Y. T-ti A W, Ciii.ckh,v HvitiiiMi Uitunstiurif, I'k "mt r .1 the rmt states Law Anoclatlon, I'lil'm'ti in. in.nle in my i jii ot America or Europe. j W I.I.Kit. 'Attoriioynt'I .aw. once, second door from 1st National Dank. ULOUMSUUttQ TA, N t u. funk. Attorney-at-Law, DLOOMSUailO, Ia. i mice In Enl's Ucii.dinj. c 11 W.J.BUOKALEW, ATTOHNET8.AT-LAIV, Dioomsturg, r&. omce on Malu street, first door below CourWouM JoilN M CLARK, ATTOllNBr-AT-LAVf, uioomiburc.ra. JhK-e urer Schuyler's ttardwaro Store. p W.MTLT.KB, ' ATTOIINKY-AT-LAV. onireln llrowcr'e bulldlnir, second flnor.rnnm No.l. Bloomsburtr, Pa. B FRANK 55ARR. Attoi'iioy-at-TjaW' IJLOOMSHURO, PA Offlco corner ot Centre nnd Main Streets. Clark's Hullillnjr. (Jan be consulted In German. K. OHAI'IN, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. m.oo.Msni.iti;, pa. Mav bo found In llUCKALKW'S OFFICE, near the court House. sept. 16, 'St. o-m. G 1 EO. E. ELWELL. A T TO R N E Y-A T-L A W. Nkw Coluubiam Hdildikh, llloomsburg, Pa. Merrber ot tho United BUtes Law Association. Collections mado In any part, of America or Europe S KNOHH. L. 8. WIKTSR8TS1N. ' Notary I'ubllo KNORR & WINTERSTEEN, ' A t.toriioys-nt-Law. Ofllce In llarlinnu'B lllock, Corner Main und .Mar ket streets, llloomsburij, I'n. SQfPenmns nnd Bounties Collected. pAUL K. WIRT. Attorney-at-Law. Ofllco In Ilrower's lllock. one door below llrocUway Uulldlus 11LOOMSI1URO, PA. G UY JAC'OUY. At to i'n oy -at-Law, ULOOMSDUItO, omcolnll.J. C'lakr'jHuliolnif. second Door, first Oct, 8, -SO. T II. MAIZE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AND JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. onicolnMrs. Knl's llullrtlngr, third door from Main street. May 20, l. JOHN C. YOOUM, Attornoy-at-Law. IlLOOMSllUItU.I'A. onico with Hon. c. K. uuckalow. Member of the Amerloan Attorneys' Association. Collections made In any part of America. Jan. 5, sil. K.OSWALD, A ttoi neynt-Lawi Jackson lJuildlng, Rooms 4 and 5, MayO, -81. HEUWICK.PA. w M. I. EYERLY, ATTOKNKY-AT-LAW, catawlssa,Fa. collections promptly made and remlttod. Office iiooslte ''atawispr oeposu uuk. n H7itnwN A T T O R N E Y-A T-L A W , Catawlssa, Pa. ortlce, corner ot Third and Main Streets. A L. FRIT,, Atlnrney-nt-Law. Office t. . tn lirookwny's Dulldlnir, Juno 54, '31 w-k Mint - -., T.r .. . T ."v P XAi.nco, llrockwny's liulldlnu 1st lloor, P-looms-burir, I'enn'a. may 7, '60-t f C' 0. BARKLEY, Attorney.il-Lrw7uilice . In Urower's bulldlnir, Snd story, Itoor.s 116 I JSUUKl.vllA.M. rtuoniuv-iu-i.aw. wi' B. RORISON, Attorney-at-Law Office . in nariraaji a nuiiain?, utuusircci. D R. W-M. M. RKIlElt. Snrni'on uml Phy. sician. uraco corner oi huck uuu AittrKci ti, K. EVANS. M. D Sureeon and Pbysl . clan, (omce and Residence on Third street ' B. McKELVY. M. D Sureeon and Phy . slclan, north side Main street, below Market. I) R. J. C. RUTTER, PHYSICIAN 4SUUGE0N, omce, North Market street, moomstmrir, fa. Oct. I, T. n R. I. L. RABB, PRACTICAL DENTIST, Main street, opposite Episcopal Church, Ulooins "urt(, I'u. nr- Teeth extractod without pain. Oct. 1 18T. W. H. HOUSES, BLOOMSBURG, COL. 00. PA All styles of work dono In a superior manner, werk ko wituout 1'iiN by the use of (las, and free of charge wuen artificial teeth are Inserted. onico over liloontbure Hanklnc Company, lo be open at ell hourt during the day. Nor.ss-ly MISCELLANEOUS ri M. DRINKER, GUN and LOCKSMITH sewing Machines and Machinery of all kinds re aired. Orsm Housi Uulldlnir, uloomsburg, Fa. 1) AVID LOWENBERQ, Merchant Tailor Main St., above Central Hotel. S. KUIIN, dealer Ii. Meat, Tallow, etc. . wuuu Bvruei, ueiwecn cevouu aua t uiru. JAMES REILLY, Tonsorml Artist, s ajratn at his old stand uuder EXCHANGE 110 TKLland has as usual a fuibt-clabs UAHUKIt siioV. Uo respectfully solicits tho patronase of urn uiuuu.iuiuvrn ana oi lue puuuo generaii', EXCHANGE HOTEL. W. R. TUBBS. PROPRIETOR ULCOMMUItQ. r.. Ol'l'OSITB COl'UT HOUSK. Larire and convenient sainnle rooms. Hath room9 Lot and cold wuler.and all modern conTenlenc FALL AND WINTER CLOTHING .-)o(-A. J. EVANS, Tho uptown Clothier, lias Just received a lino line oi new uuom, nnu is preparer! 10 mane up FALL AND WINTER SUITS For Men and lloya In tho neatest manner and Latest Btylco. GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, Hatsi Gaps. &o- AlwRVfl on hand, ('nil and Examine. HVANB' 11LOCK Corner Main and Iron btrccts, sxiOomcsBuna, fa. LUMBIKQ OAS PITTING, STOVES and TINWARE. ,:o: E. 33. BROWEE Has purchased thoStock and lUslncssof 1. Unwell buch, and Is now prcrared to do ail kinds ot work In his lino, l'luinbing LLd Gas Filling u specialty. Tinware, stoves, In a gn at variety. All work dono by EXPERIENCED HANDS, Main Street corner ot East. Rl.OOIHSIIimO, 1M. N. S. TINGLEY. Announces to thopubllo that he Is prepared to do all kinds ot Custom Tailoring, rromntly and nt reasonable rrlce. Now Is the sea son for a NEW WINTER SUIT And Tlngley's Iho rlace to get a proper nt. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Shop over lllllmeycr's Oroccry, Corner of Main nnd Centre Streets, ...... BLUUJISHUKU, l'A. ffl. C. SLOAN & BRO., BLO( .MSBURO, PA. MinufatturciHOf Carriages, Ilugglcs.Phactens Slelhs, Platfcrm Vagons, if;:. First-class wcik nlwajs on hind. ItEPAlltlXa XliATLY DOXE. J'rices reduced to suit the times. HIDES. Tho Highest Market Price in CaRh PAID FOIl ALL KINDS OF HIDES T A. SOLLEDER'S Leather nud Shoo Finding filor Main Srr.Ecr, Opposite Stone Church, BLOOMSBURG, PA. Aprils, '60-ly AND Paper Hanging. WM. F. BODINF, HON M, I1EL0W SECOND. BLOtMMH !.(.. J'a 13 prepared to do all kinds ot xiotrszi PAiNTirao Plain and Ornamental PAPER HANGING, IIOTH DECORATIVE AND PLAIN. All UIuiIh of Furniture ncpnlrvil. and made in good nn new NONEUUTFIKST-CLASS WORKMEN I M PLOYED Bstimatoit IMCado on .all Work. WM. F. IJ0D1NE. BLOOMSBURG PLANING MILL Tho underslirned havluL' DUt his 1'lanlnL' Mill on Railroad Mreet, In tlrst-ciass condition. Is prepared to do all kinds ot work In his lino. FRAMES, SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS. FLOORING, Etc. furnished at reasonable prices. All lumbtr used H well seasoned and none but skilled workmen arc employed. ESTIMATES FOR L5UILDJNGS furnished on application. Plans and specifications prepureu uy an ezperieuccu uruuuvsuau. CHARLES KRUC, ItlooniMliiirR;, Ia. piRE INSURANCE. CHRISTIAN F, KNAIT, ULOOMSUDRQ, FA. IIRITISII AMERICA ASSURANCE COMPANY IIKIIM AN FlHEINUUltANCU COMPANY. NATIONAL FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. UNION INSUlfANUBCUlI'AIMX. rnnsA old roHPORiTiONS are well seasoned by acre anil riKx txstid and havo never yet bad a loss set tled by any court of law. Their asseu are all lnvest- Ca in SOLID BICCHlTlKB&uu ttrv imuio w iuu uaxtiru nr vihk nnlv. LosseB raourTLY and doncstlt adjusted and paid as soon as determined by Chkibtun f. KNirr, srio- liL AQKNT 1HP ADjruTEBBlXKlMBBCKO, I'l, The people of Columbia oounty should patronize the agency where losses if any are settled and paid hr nnH nf LhRlr ownclttzens. HWMITNSHH, BUV1TY FAlH SOf 'I, 0. u DHADNO "T7RKAS llllOWN'S INSritANCE AO EN. 1 1 OY, Moyer a now uuuanifr, iiain Bireei, inooms burg, 1'a. Assets. .vtnn insurance Co.. or Hartford. Conn. tT.ois.ssi Royal ot Liverpool l3,5Co,oou Lancashire lo.oiu.uoo Flro Association, I'hlladelphta 4.K13.T1T l'lia'nU.ot London 6,iC0,31i l unrinn x. Lancashire, of Enclund l.IUMIil llartfor l of Hartford ,. 2,m,m sprloBtteld Flro and Marino ,os;,6Sj As tho nsrcnclCH are direct, policies nio written for the lUSUreU WUUOUl auy ueia; iu iuu umi;u ui IJIoomsourK'. uei.w, oi-u, B F. IIARTilAN tlVPURSVNT)! Til If t'OI.IlWIKU AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES i LycomlnffOf Muncy Pennsylvania. North American of Philadelphia, I'a. Franklin of " " Pennsylvania of " " Farmers of York, 1'a. Hanover of New York. Manhattan of New York, onico on Market Street, No. B, Dloomsburir oct. S4, T.ly B. F. SHARPLESS, FOUNDER AND MACHINIST, NABL.& B, DEPOT, BLOOUSBUIlCf, PEHH'A. Manufacturer of Flows, Stores and all kinds of CasllnKs. Larifo stock of Tinware, Cook Blores, u.n fimvaa NinvpH lor heating' stores.ichool hous es, churches, Ae. Also, larito stock ot repairs for city stoves of all kinds, wholesale and retall.such as Fire Hrlck, Urates, Lius, Cet,tirs, Ap., Sloe I'l, Cook Hollers. Spiders. Cako Plates. Urge Iron Ket. ties, sled Soles, Wagon Hon s, all kinds of now points, Mouia uoaius, nuns, nuoui, run, jlOMi MAN Villi, Ac. tub 3 1- t-'olt RHEBHATtSl. Houralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Soreness of Iho Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swel'ngs and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Fool and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth crpisN St, Jacoih Oil ai a infr.mtrr. ttlmpte and thrnp Kxterniil Remedy. A trlnl email but the eomparnllvtly trlUliii; outlay of nn t'onlN, nml every one siiflvrliie with palu can h!e chenp and ii'ltlve proof of Iticlalum. Directions lu Eleven 1-niigungi"!. BOLD BY ALL DEUQQI3T3 AND SEALERS IH HEDIOINE. A.VOGELER & CO., Ililltlmorr. 31,1., V. S. A. A cold or anrr throul ir.ay not seem to iimuunt to nmcli, and U iirompily attended t can t'iivlly lw i uml: but neglect is orteu rollcmcd ty t'oniimplioti or tllphllirrln. Nn meitHni' lum ever In en dlacow ied which netss . iiiilcltlt' tuid mik ly In mich cases aa ii;ituv ivis' iai. KiLtacn. 'ihe firoinjit W r,t thl3 invaluable remedy lia3 MVtd tlumMiHls nf Ihes. PKItltV UAA'IS' PAIN KIII,KK .9 not an luiriit. It lias tn en before thu public for I'oity j an, and U mot ralut'd .h're It Is !ct known. A rew i- umcIk :rnn voluntary testimonials read as imi; Pais Kit. ko'ii. txtn myliousthold rtmrdy for roMn mr lb 1'ni-i uvi'Uty-Kcvcn juir. aiul h ner ku'ivvu it tn fall lu f-fTiTtlutf u cure. L. S CimctKH. W.ltUnmUle, N. Y. For thirtvcirn 1 le ufiiI 1'ain KlLLcn.and fimmt Haueser-fjtliiiif tvuitily foreolda nuU sore tli nut It a iu 11 v Skim an. Hhh mt'lel iniiiHKlito relief from coMft and pciiv thnvit utitl coiixhU'r your Pain Kili.hi au lhVflu..b!d rt'iuiily. Old. Ii. KvKitbTT, DlckinHon, Y. I lit- J'i't nvoerisd from a cr tQtre cold, wliU h I )iv hid for um time. icouUl tft no ivllif ULtU I trifd inur Vxts KiLikH, whlth rcl(iMl n ie liniii'UuU'ly. I will never uiralu be without it. ! O. l'OKi'f,, IjOWuJoh, Oa, Have ti-id 1'ain Kili.mi In my family for forty ti,iYH and lave uter kuowu it to fail. lUx gov Lt:tr, Wtijiu'clxiro, (la. I Uviii u-hiirl'Ais KiLLt.n!nmyfamllytnrnty liu e:'rt ulm nnd litve uk-1 ltecr t-liuv.and hae fouiul no iiitdlclTit- to t,iKo 1U I'hit!. U. V, Dyui, DruuirM. tJiifil.i. N. Y. 1 nr vliooilUrK-nmrh fctul croup It 1 the it l jMnttluii nu de. e uould not be without it A. i'. ifOLT-, uieriy .miiih, a. 1' rtwcnti-Iio jcarn I hac uert Vajn Killer lor (Y)ld mm uinpiTU hi t. tindroiinuif r u meui inctUduucMrotUml -Oio HooiLitUmlugtou, I wamifTcrli'f'fccrrly with brontliltlti, and my thro'it wvx nt liiflmiii'd I tou i tea fitly nwalloT' invforwl. I wnx iidtcd to try our Pain Kiixm, i tid ufter t klmr a ftw dutta wuu L-cnu'ktfly iiirt-d. I' Wilkinson. lr. H'altii:i Wilton from Cohhccton! ourTAis Kit.LKit I'unwdii hth(t1.t und mu'tlirout.foalann twy i-revi lent hen, and ha not U-cn known to tail ii a tin trio l in-tame. Thin fuct )ou fhoiild make Kimwii t tlm world. .Mr.I'LLfs II Mamjn urihn: My tcn waataVrn loIeutly h rk with dli'htheriii.hWi fowr, and cold thill". So imny ihlldixn havo died here, I wan ftnild to call a liyli Ian, und tried jour Pain Ivillkr. He whh tnlvcn pu Kunday, und oil WcdneHiUy hid throut wan iltar. It waa u wm. tl. rful tiin, und I vMi It could tw known to the Mmr motliew who uru lonintr ko many chilurcn. For ChllN and Fever PAIN KlLliKU has n enu 1 1. It curt w hen everything else falls. Dd.ns aro orteu dangerous. A bottle of 1'ain Kim.kMu the hoiibe Is u safeguard that no family should he without. All ilnitfglaUseU tt at:-! 3c, 50c., and 81.00 per bottle. PERRY DAVIS Sc SON, Proprietors, Provldonco, R, I No Whiskey i Brown's Iron Bhters is one of the very few tonic medicines that are not com posed mostly of alcohol or whiskey, thus becoming a fruitful source of intemper ance by promoting a desire for rum. Brown's Ikon Brnr.Rs is guaranteed to lie a non intoxicating .stimulant, and it will, in nearly ever)' case, take the place of all liquor, and at the same time abso lutely kill the desire for whiskey and other intoxi cating beverages. Rev. G.W.Rici:, editor o( the American Christian AY viav, says of Urown's Iron Hitters: Cin,,0.,Nov. id. iSSi. (icntsi The fimlisli wat iiij; uf nit.il force in liusiiiebs, pleasure, nml wcious indul gence of our people, niaUs your preparation a ncccuit) ; and if applied, v ill s.n c liiiu dreds who result to taloous for temporary recuperation. Brown's Iron Bi itkus has been thoroughly tested for dyspepsia, indigestion, biliousness, weakness, debil ity, overwork, rheumatism, neuralgia, consumption, liver complaints, kidney troubles, &c, and it never fails to render speedy and permanent relief. TyAINWOllT H (., WUOI.IWAI.Ii (lllOOlillS, I'llll.AIIKl.l'IIIA THltl.tiVHUI'i.UOI'PKK, bUdAIt, MOI.UHGM, HICK, Kl'ICkS. UICIHII 60111, AC., ,tu n. K. I'orner s. con I anil Arcli streets, rilers will rcelvo prompt attend n, THK l'ANTAUHAlMI 1UNDKU. VOlt AI.I O.SI.Y AT "TUB COLUiMKIAK" OKFIOK. CAIdi AND HIM!, V DiDhthena. Poetical THK DYISU CI1IMI. Mttlier, I m tlrtd i 1 lonif to sleep so! I.ct thy bosom bo my sleeping place : Only promise mo thou wilt not weep sj Kor thy tears fall burnlDK on my face. Hero 'Us o J'd, ruid tliero tho clauilsaro rteotlii? i Hut In dreamland there are sunny sklcst Aud tho nnftcl-cUlldnn eics me Ereetlnir, fooa as I haTo closed my wearied eyes. Doit thou seo that nnittl CGM'ng, mother T Host thou hlar the muslo of his wings J Whlto they are J they shine on ono another, llciutltul from Ood the light ho brings I Itosy wings nrJ coming, too, irotn heaven I Angel children wave them as they fly Mother, shall I live till mlno aro given? or, before 1 get them, must I die? Mother, whereforo dost thou look so earnest? Wherefore dost thou press thycLecktomlnet Wet It feels, and jet llko fire thou burnest: Surely, mother, I Hiall still bo thine I Thou has promised mo thou wouldst not weep so: If thou sobbest, I shall lob with thco I Oh. I am bo tired 1 1 long to sleep so 1 Mother, look I Uio nngel kisses mo. Huns Chriflian Amttrten, translated by II Ward. A NAMtUW Stll'lvAK r'OK SIAOAUA. t.Mr. Oscar Wilde was at nrst disappointed with I Niagara, lie complained ot Its want ot grandeur and variety of line, but ho admitted that tho colors nf Ilia V illa van twrn 1) t lhtl. t Indfmi?fltll tllO Vkl'H ho realized tb.lr mak-sly and the strength of tlio physical forces at work. Morning paper.J Kails of .Niagara 1 What shall I Bay lo you 1 What sort ot v lew ot your merits convey to you 1 You who have so mny visitors awed (Mostly Inferior persons, no doubt ot It), Shall I pronounco you successful or "out of lt" Are you consummate or aro you a fraud ? Much as I fear that my hosts will bo hurt If I Canuot. consent I o your mei Its to certify, Truth, which U uulto too supremely divine, May not bo blinked without blameful Impiety i Where, then, Magara, Where's jour variety 1 Where, my poor Falls, Is your graudeur ot line? Must I decldo that you scarcely have got any ? Must I remark on jour palutul moLotony ? Must 1 8lnco thus you continue to thrust Wattr In floods on one's semes Incessantly Animadvert on this featuro unpleasantly 1 Worthy cascade, I'm afraid that I must. Tell me, too, pray, Is that curvo satisfactory 1 Aro not thoso boulders perceptibly packed awry 1 Isnottuo water n trlllo too Hit J Look to the left ot It, look to tho right of It, Look nt tho breadth as compared with tho height of It; Is there no room for Improvement In that? Still you have points which may serve you redecm ingly l'olnts whlcli have won jou jour woi shippers seem ingly, Since c en I can allow their delight ; What though j oui curves may be moulded less gra ciously, Ye', Is your color dlitlnaly too preciously Toned Into harmonies utterly right. Ay, and In sooth at your stream when I look again (More when I enter that gallerled nook again), Something ot mujesty now do I note. Nor can I question tho forco that Is dashing jou Over tin precipice, not to bay splashing you Over my wonderful fur-collared coat. cs, after all you may win the imthetlcal J udgment by-ha 1 tho afflatus poetical 1 julck 1 the Inn album at onco If you please ! "Hark to that roar, as ot mighty Democracy Heating the shore of etleto Arlstocracj-, Where the vain monarchs Ilo snoozing at ease." Courage, Americans : closed Is the ordeal. Judged Is tho cause, and with sympathy cordial Hero 1 annouueo my decision to you. Justlyyet kindly can I In this matter act, I.o ! I appovo ot you, f ortunaU cataract. Kalis ot N'tagtra ! pass! you will do. J'Vohi the St. Jamet' Guzette. Select Story. GODFATHER DEATH. .ir.AXi'ini.i.ii'i'i: i ound oni: hi imrri.Y iiosnsr 1'iaiMi.v low rnoii mr. ruiiM'ii nv cii.mii.ks ii:i.in. 1 Onco upon a time thoio dwelt a stout nil jovial fanner by the niuiio of l'liil- ino, at tlio nainiei oi yin-nne uuoiiii, about four bowshots from Conuu sur- IKseant. He bad a wife and twi'lvoson.", olid, chunky IniN all of (hum, and ho imsi'lf, thouj'li Ins Hair was guzzling, was Mi night as a poplar. In the viarot mace uo matlor wnai, lis wife nieseiited him with a thirtet n(h ov as a New Year's cift, a boy that did J . i- . i i ... oi tiivo any sign oi ii'si niuuiig ins ro bust brolhcis. Vou are a thin as a eat in May.poor (do fillow," said his father, "aud, be sides, you havo drawn an unlucky mini- . . ... p i.r I .... a wi- in I no out rv oi lie: nut tui'io is . i t. i mil' A'flV 10 CO 111 110 OYll lOllllllO UWHV from you, and that is to give you a just nn honest man or troiliaiiier. mat ill be rasv i iiongh to ilo. Hut when he sat down and began to mi over die list oi ins iiuiius ami . ... ,,. r - , neighbors he found (hat the task was not such an easy ono alter all. uue man had tried to swindle him out of four feet of land ; another had killed his hens : a third had cheated lum at cards ono Sunday as they were playing at the avern aner vespers on uo rejeeieu nu lie dwelliers in the hamlet, and then all ns acquaintance at t undo and the no- aulesthcioot ; yea, even ine justice oi iLllll 111 It i'flWIt M lif.iit n tiMicc. nml iho Int. 1 1 , . i ! . 'i .1 , l Ul Ml !1 1-M1 I I'lllMIl Iltl ! 'JIV I! lit i .. .t i I lv not so bri-'ht as Jean Plulippo s iwn bov, but was indeid an ass. 11. .ii i Mm ki i nsv n tnskm I ihouirhi . said the fanner, with a sigh, nud, taking counsel with his wife, ho icsolved, that, as theie seemed to be uo honest men iu that pait of Ihe country, he should take his I slah" and go in seaich of one. So ho sit ioith on his pilgiiinagi'.and piesentiy of course it was at midnight, and as ho was passing through a lonely woodhe met a niiiii who, by tho palu light of ihe Mars, seemed to lum as tnll uml as thin ns a hop-pole, nud who wm carrying a scythe as long as himself. "Wlioevir you may tie, goou man, said the fanner, halting this stiango lig lire, "lend mo a pipeful ol tobacco. .My pouch is empty." Without a wind tho mower drew foi th a tobacco pouch (o (ho fariner,wlio, while filling his pipe had an opportunity of examining the si ranger's appearance. JIu was a strange looking man, Indeed, if he was u man tit all; his head was bald and shining i his iycs wire small and biiiiVen ; his iii'Sn was Hat, mid his mouth iiiiiiiodeinlelv large, showed a few grin ning teeth. His cheeks were hollow and his skin was like parchment, and when lie moved, his joints ciackled like a s inning sign. Ihauk ytu, lihi.ill said Jean rill! ippe, retuiniiig the pi iieh, " 1 ho mow ing business does not seem In be a very paying (iiu1, In jmlgt' from your look Nun me , niu'i' than :t titlii' lii'ii, 'I'akv cute nf uiiilsi'lf, yi ii liiul liotttT, if on I wmit to iiinkt1 old'Woiu-H." I "Don't worry yomnolf, fiietiil j my old Iioiiim will pt'o joiii'h uiidir the giotuid." I And the old niiin's littlo cyts Hp.nkhd llki- u plitlkU of nalt fiHt in'o tho lire. I U I ''Wliiil aiojoii doing out ofdoordut tliis Uniu of iiiglitf ho contin U'd, (pii'i'. ttoiiiug tlio fnriiii'r. I "Will, you poo, my wife Ins lu.t burn brought to bod of a thirttontli boy, and, in the littlo thing is only Mn and bone, I .have wishi'd tosw if I couldn't bettor Iim luul; by giving him a jmt inni for h'n godfatlior. Now,I havo bi'i n tlnoo dnyw and tlnco nights on tlio toatcli and" "And haven't found ono V "And haven't found one. I didn't think righteous folks wore so (curve." "Suppose you take uiol" wiid tlio niowTr, with a grin iuU'iidod for a fiuilo. 'Voii t Aro you an honest mailt Well, ytr, you look loan irid poor, and so per linpi'you are. Hut what is your iinmof" "J)i'ath I" Denllit The deuce! And so that is iho Fcythc that jou" "I'lTcisch ? That is the scythe that "Iilm I After all," said till' farmer, u.,ltH.tivi,i., j ,.r ,-,0,'t 8ti;tiat eol,l(l ,Io . J ... ... "' hotter. Deal 1 19 jlist. Ills soyt lo cuts down impartially the rich and (he poor, the great and the humble. Shako hands on it, god-papa, and I'll answer that the christening shall be worthy of tho sponsor." Very good 1 When is it to be?" "On Sunday next, at Quesne Kaoull. Impure of Jean Philippe,tho farmei: any one will show you the house." 'A bargain, (iood-nighl, friend." '(lood-night, Death !" Iv. Jean Philippe went home with a light heart. "Wife." said he, 'Tvo secured a famous godfather, and if he only takes an iutciet in the child, it won't die tot thing." Hut as women, particulaily when ill, aro all to bo easily alarmed and upset, lie did not enter into any further explanations. When Sunday came round. Jean Phil ippe donned his boUle-ijreen velvet breiche.', his silver-buckled shoes and his camlet waistcoat, to do due honor lo the disliucuishcd Kodfather. His wife and the twelve boys, and the godmothtras deiico'll never suspect anything irregu well, were arrayed hi their Suni'ay hist, lar.'' lu due course the goillather arnveil wearing a long coat (Hat llappeil about him like the sail round the'mast of a wrecked ship He was universally voted lean and elderly,but it was admitted that he had a distiiim) ingiiislieil air. Alter the cnnsleiung.wliicli took place at Comic- the littie stone church at Macou had not then beiu built and at which (iran'ther Jacob played "King Dagobeit" on tho chimes, tho paity le turiicd to the fatm,wheic a notable fenM was sci vi d. Tlio farmer had killed his fattest pit; to do honor to the occasion It was a pleasiue to seo Death eat. lo his own plate he disposal of os much as all the oilier gifsts litteen in all, and alllKleminr'aiid Jean Philippe could not help envying him his appetite. When at ton o'eloek the curfew was sounded at Condu Ihe stiriup cup was draiueil, and the "odlallier, liavni'' sum- ed benevolently upon his godchild and embraced his gnssip.bade the family good evening. .lean I'lulippo insisted on stciui; lum home, at least part of ihe way aud they set out, arm in arm, singing. rroin tune to time they stovped to say eir prayers; as the saying of ihe conn- thei try is that is, to tots off a pint or light a pipe at any house where there happen ed to ho a light visible. I may add that the whole country was twinkled with chapel lights as tlio sky with stars, for, you "vcM was I well to Ai"lit,aud every body was celebrating the Keast of the Heait even the policemen so they met uo one on tho roads. V. "Say, liiend," remarked tho farmer, as thev walked uloncr: "thoiiah vou have a , famous appetite I n lo.igjr woulic '.i..., i..... i:,i.. r. n..-. that vou have so little fat on your ribs. Yon must have a huy time of it. How much that is to say, how many do yon mow a dnv, eh T "Oh, 'bout sixty thousand a day, I should say, ou an average ; sometime: ..;...: i..u.. " lliun-. nuiiu-iinun ivcn. "Six-ly tlioiis-and a day t Dear, di ar ! nnu now many tun you mow uowu to- I ilnt. if ir'u i I'.ili (tnnatlnti i' , l. J , ,. .VI, .. IJI.l.G.t.l'.. . "rsot a single one. "Not a sin-lo one! Dear, deal! Whv, there aie 00,000 Christian folks that ouj'lit to bo under obligations to me, "Well, not exactly, i ousee, 1 take a holiday now and then, nod thU. happened lo be one of invln.v davs : elso I couldn't havo accented vour kind invitation." Hut how do you tell whom to cut down and whom to leave.because I don't suppose you do it at random ? (it course 1 ion t. but it you will come mo I will show vou with ii ensure, uh. no i it isn t lar a mere . ..... o ' hows hot froiii here. I T Dl.lK..r. cLrt.,t LI... 'Pt.ot. ilL-.lli X 1I1I1IIIIU IWUIittl UUUUV lllllli tlm n.iim,! ilwi f.wnit ii ( lint saying is, thoy had been walking a good MX iioius, wiliiuiiv 1 1 in iiuuuiny ii. Iho residence ot Ueath was a mean and pooilv furnished hut, its solo orua incut tho lug scythe, which, in the ,-avs ot Iho sun, shono as it mado ol silver. For u uiaster-woikinan, such as you ate, quoin uio larmer, "i must say that it anil inaruui raviovsio, oi me uiag you aro poorly lodged." " oons. Two years later the samo thing on, that makes no uiiterence. l no pot isn't tho beer, you kuow. And, be sides, I mn not married. Hut come down stairs till I show you." VL Ho took his soytho and whetstouo and lifted n tmp door in the Homing. Jean Philippe followed him into tho 'apertiiro, aud they went down n datk and winding stair, went down, went down, went down, till tho farmer thought thoy must bo coining to tho very centre of tho earth, 1 At last (hey reached a big iron door. Death opened it with a key that he took from his belt, and Jean Philippe started back f.s u swung open. "in tho name ot uod, what is this? ho stammered, blinded by the glow light wiucli burst lrom mo npeiltirc. Hefore him were endless vIstaR of gal lei les wheie shone millions ot lighted lamps. 1 hero were lumps ot gold and nlvt r, nt copper and ot brnss,ot iron nud ol tin i lamps ol every metal lrom the most imtiuu.t in iuu u;isi-i - .1 j I , lamps swinging from (he roof, hung against the wnllcranged in lows on steps And i't,ciirioiiidy cihiiil'1!, .li nn I'lulipiic nml tild disthiuuish thoeihiii- lug ! I'lieli Iiiiliviilual lamp. "Th''Hi'," said Dentil, "am lliu 1iiiiih of all tho uioitnls upon eaith. When ono of (lion gors out it means that snine one up above lis Is to ho out down." 'Curioin very, And the golden lamps 1" "Tlio golden lamps mo kings ii'id inhiuisi tho silver one are dukes ; the bra.eu ones aro count?, and so on down to the small tin lamps, which are com mon people. All are labelled, you nee." The farmer wuudiri'd up mid down the gallery for sonic titno in eslaey. He noticed that the lumps of many noble and powerful loul;", which might have been thought full of oil were running lowyrnl that many of the hi ightcst lights weie indie meant st sockets. When lie Imd enjoyed the spectacle long enough he said to Death : "S.iy, god.paiia, whoio are the lump? of (Jiicsno Kaouft, if you have no objec tion to my seeing Ihein?" "None whal ever. In (he first gallery, third sietiou, on the left hand side. VH While the fanner proceeded on his tour of in!Ui:tion, Death sat do.vn and began putting an edge on his seylho against tho day's work From time (o lime exclamations of suiprisoor nieiri inent catnc from (he gallery, across tho sound of the stone parsing over the edge. Presently Jean l'iiilippo reaipi'ared, looking decidedly astonished. "I say,deatli," ho oriid exeiledly, "I've come to tell you that my lamp is almost out of oil." "That islikely eiiotii-h," leplied Death, running his thumb along the blade. "The deueo you say! Then it U pretly near my time?" Death uodih d. "I say,peihaps you are sharpening thai scythe to lo" "Precisely 1" and Death gave a peien tifio whet to one pait of the edge that seemed a trill-j dull. "Why, bless me, ibis is very unexpec ted 1" said the fanner t then, siding up to the mower ho went on, mysteriously : "I say, old man, you see I consider you as one of the family i is tliero no way 1 could smuggle a littlo oil into that lamp?" "Smuggle a little oil into that lamp ? Why, what do you take me for?" "We're all alone, vou see, and Provi- "It s against Ihe rules i on nnu better fall to your prayer?, liiinil 1 "All I care for is to holdover till Lent, so that you and lean have a HttleMardi- grass festival. I tell you, sir, we'll havo RUcli a tune, a as you never saw ; pancakes till you can't rest, and beer it'll ho my treat all the time." "No, nonsense, friend, 'lius sevthe is about ready." "-Merely ft drop or two. l ou can lake .- . . ... . ,,.-,- t some lrom mat uig pot neiueu lamp oi the parish priest at Conde it's so full that it's fairlv choking up tho wick. He- side, it'll only let the good man enter on his reward so much the sooner, don't you see '. "Impossible, friend, impossible. Last week when you were in search of a godfather you couldn't find one rigidly houist man among all your acquain- lances: luckily you stumbled upon me What's the consequence ? As scon as you have found a just person you tiy to buy lum up with a miserable polot beer. You re a queer Uunsltati, you arci Jean Philippe was about to make toino reply when he heaid a faint crackle and u sort of sigh in tlio Inst gallery, thud section, on tho left hand side. His lamp had gono out! IX MY KXEMY'S HOUSE. Travelintronce near Moscow I chanced to meet N. Petrovitcb, an old college chum. After some merry talk over our scrapes nud adventures of former days he entieated me to accompany nun to mo house of his friend, Huron Stalolf, at a place about ten mile distant, adding, by vny of persuasion: "Staloft is aline, onen-hoartod, icnerous,hopitable fellow, just iSiicli a man as yoii wouiii iiko io inett; he loin mo io uiing witn mo as many friends as possible. Come, wo will be theie about a week. 1 can pronuso vou n very atireealilo visit. Althougii a sn anger to tuo oaion,us i then thought, 1 yielded to my friend's ... , .. I. T rcquest,atiil wo took Ihe aiteruoon train, arriving at Staloff lato in the day. Tho baroness receivul in graciously, regret- dim that the baron was unavoidably ab sent until dinner. Punctually at seven o'clock my friend nnd I entered the magnihcent dining room. There was jmt limo for a hasty intiodiiction lo the host before we took our scats, table. Wo weie about twenty at "What is the matter with you," whis pered i'elrovitcii, "you iook so iiigiuen- ed ; have you seen a ghost? "I lightened ! 1 may well look go in- deed ! 1 am irignieneu. i our uue, uenerous, open hearted baron is my I S .1 . .1 t 1 1 t. ueauiy enemy, inaii wuom i wouiu rain- cr fiicoiinter a tliousuinl yluHtH. I win i.JI ..nn ..II if nftitf .linnr-r " IVII UU ! 4ivt.v t I At"tm mi it linn m f nvt nl ii it ilitiitiif 1 wtir. cecded Iu hndiiigauoppoitmiity to speak to retrovitcli in pnvaie. "That man and I were onco friends, said 1, "but ine out siory, wo ootu nu- mircd tho same gill That made the first breach between us. lie proposed to set (lo the matter with tlio sword, i easily disarmed him. Sho jilted both of us for happened, n o lougut again, i woiinii- ed him severely, and ho swore fearful vengeance upon ine. nut she inairied him, and is his present wife, Hut how has ho become "llaron Staloff ?' When I know him ho was merely (ireg- orei Altoll. "Hw uncle left lum this property last year with his name. lie wisely look hoth." "If I had only known it 1 Tho uu.it hates mo nud sees me present myself at liis dinner table, How soon can I go' I nwavi "Not to-night, 1 am sine. If you fear any treachery come spend the night in my room, nut reaiiy, ine couunon lines ot hospitality of "Oh.I don't believe in hoi-pitnlily when it comes to a man oi ins nature, lie lias - heard Mncbeth, and urn iinltato him not lor ambition, but to saiisty ins cher tsheil revenge.' "Well, 1 will speak to the servant and havo your bags removed io my room be , juiu ueiiiliiie. I ,.rnl l. .11 r II ,t "1 IKUIKI., OIU I Villi W Tlio evening passed plensautly I lif IIOI'llllM V. means of music nnd cards. Tlio baron ck.i was charming, tho baton did not np pear. Lato in the evening my friend left ou tieeiving n imssagefrotn the baron to join him! Half an hour later a lackey Hindu a sign to me from tho door. I turned to liim. "I am cotuo sir, to hand you this key " "I am to spend the night iu my friend's room ?" "Ye?, sir, but it larger roo.m has been prepared for you two gentlemen when ever you are icady. Sir, I mn nt your sn vice to show you the way to it." "I am ready now go on, I will fol low." I followed him ns lamp in hand he went up a long winding staircase and along n narrow corridor until wo reached what seemed to be a sort of tower. Hero in n bron 1 space, where were bcv oral doors, he stopped. "I suppose this part of tlio house is not occupied." 'Oh, yes, sir, it is all occupied. Your room is ono of tho best. This is it." He openid tho door of n largo bare apaitmeilt. On one side near a largo old fashioned bed I saw my traveling bag. "Your friend is here, sir, probably," and he left me. With tho key iu ono hand and tho lamp in the other, I advanced to the fire place. There was no fire, but one singlo candle stood on the mantle. This I lighted, but the darkness and gloom seemed imnenetrubUi, "Petrovitcb is not here," thought I, as I throw myself into an immense arm chair to wait for him. "What can delay him." I sat there until midnight. Still ho did not coino. Housing myself, then, I thought 1 heard the rattling of a chain. "The fellow is somewhere here. Who else could mako a noise?'1 Then 1 dis tinctly heard a regular breathing. "He must have fallen asleep somewhere. I will look for him." So, lamp in hand, I proceeded to explore the room. I reached further away than I had thought. I heard the chain again. What was my honorto behold, stretched at full length, fast asleep, beside his open cage, a splendid tiger. Tho chain utaohed to Ins collar huns loosely to the ground ; he was free! I rushed to the door. It wa-j locked on the outside! to the windows, they were enormously hit;h from the ground: theie was no escape for me. There was the treachery I ftared. This must be the trap of the generotis,hosj)itablo baron! To call or make a noise might bo useless, and would certainly nrouse the animal. I had uo pistols with me. 1 caretully and without any noise piled the chairs in ono corner to serve as nn ambush, re servinc a stout little one as a weapon of defense. Then I sat down, keeping my eyis on lum. Ilo lay cat-like, opemng occasionally his drowsy eyes, sometimes mil'' his enormous head a shake. liy degrees his sleepiness seemed to pass away, and with a frightful yawn ho reised luiuselt up nnd advanced towards me. He paused for a moment and. raising his head, he snuHcd the air as if sttstiie ions of the presence of an intruder With a growl ho continued to advance cautiously, as if on his miard against foe whose btrenglh he was ignorant ot. A feiv steps discovered me to him, and with a growl ot rage, he crouched us it for (he fatal spring, While I waited in terror tho fearful fate, which would bo on me iu a lew seconds, l could not help admiring the excessive beauty of tho animal, whose splendid stripes of black on his brown orange skin and glaring eyeballs, as he lashed his sides with his tail, mado him a perfect study. The quivering movement of his body told tno that in a moment I would be torn to pieces without a chance of defense or escape. I closed my eyes for a second, and as 1 opened them no sudcenly raised himself and stood with his head tin tied towards the door. Was any ono coining to save me? I listened in vain for a footstep. Suddenly the soft tntisio of a guitar broke upon the stillness. My first impression was that it meant another trick ot the witty baron, but to my in tense relief tho tiger with a purr of sat isfaction laid himself down against the door in an attitude of attentive and de lighted listening. Hour after hour passed awsy as tho music continued without n moment's cessation aud his highness the tiger remained subdued and quiet iu his evident enjoyment of the sounds. This lasted until daylight, when the door was suddenly opened and a man entered armed with a .heavy whip and a eaibine. 1 Ins was tho tiger t keeper. At sight of him it crept lazily into its cage. i ho man t surpiiso at seeing me was very great. "Tho secret of this door," said he, "is known U the baron aud my self alone." 1 lost no time in escaping from my prison and soon reached iho other part of (he house. I found Petrovitch-wan-dering about iu search of me. I told him what had happened. "I mint leave this house at once, said 1. 'Slay to bieakfat. Let tho baron see (hat you are alive and well, I shall so enjoy his sui prise." 1 did stay to breaktast, the barons yellow face turned green at tho sight of me. The baroness did not appear. After a month 1 heard of the baron s sudden death. I called on the baron - ess. Sho had known of iho horrible design on my life. It was by her intlu - enco that ihe servant, who hid confided his suspicions to her, was induced to spend the night playing on tlio guitar, she having known that wild animals aro tamed wilh musical sounds. She is now my wife. 1 he tiger has been placed in tho menagerie. I hope they will bo as good to hini as ho was to ine, and will leed lum well, as 1 escaped doing I Why I'nsliUut Arllmr Alttnils th Sliabbiett Cliurili in Washington Tho Wsshington correspondent of tho X. Y. Jivmlny J'otl, writing from that cit y. says s It has been a matter ot some urpnso that out of the multitudo of Episcopal chinches with which Washington i blessed, the Prisldent should havo chosen the oldest and shabbiest of them nil ns his regular place of worship. Every Sun day moniiug no may best en, on lootnuii unattended, li'.:e the humblest citizen, crossing tho evergreen Lafayette Square with its bron.o iicnerni in the middle, that lies between the Kxecutivo Mansion and St. Johns, wherein ho quietly lakes his place in tho old pew that Madison occupied nearly seventy years ago. eial of tho earlier Presidents since Mad Isou s time attended this moss-grown sanctuary, but 11 tell behind the limes quaitu- of a ceiituiy ago and hits long , hi human shnpo must have poured been negleetid by modern greatnisH. ' ?"el of whiskey in the resirvoir. ForlWdcnt Arthur, St John's n Noinstown Hciald. more associations than those merely his oric, aud, like Longfellow s Ulaeksmith, ho hears above tho innsio of the ohoir a dearer voice "singing in Paradise." iOne ntro the ladv. who would now, if sho had lived, bo the first in the land Miss Klla Ilerndou wns a volunteer member of St. John's choir t and it is said that her sweet soprano voice, of re markable compass nnd clearness, Idling tho mouldy old place with melody, first nttrncted the attention of nn unassuming young lawyer Chester Arthur by name who chanced to no spending a Sunday nt 4,he capital and idly strayed into St. John s. Deponent saitli, now over, he did not become acquainted with icr at Hint time not till some years later, when her father lay at the bottom oi tuo sea nnu tnc oiokcu jamny uuu sought another home. The gallant cap- ntn Hcrndon wns a naval ofheer, and at the time of his ivsidc-nco in Washington was stationed nt the National Observa tory, lie is best known by tho iccord he made in the Mexican ar ami ns commander of the United Stntes expe dition which explored the valley of the !mnr.on. hubseouctiliy ho commanded the ill-fated steamship Central America, which, in IHST, went down between Havana and New York, with over four hundred passengers and more than two millions in gold on board. About one third of the passengeis wcio saved, including all the women and children, but the faithful captaiu stood at his post to tho last, and with his ship went down to the unknown depths. It was when icr young life was shadowed by this great sorrow thf.t Klla Hcrndon met her future husband in New York city, whero she was living with her widowed moth er. Theirs was a genuine love match unhappily rare iu the calculating wisdom of these days with which many romantic ncideuts were connected, that tlio husband is faithful lo her memory is :rovcn by the fresh llowers his own lands every day wreath around the portrait which hangs iu the "cerulean chamber" of tho White House, where his eyes can rest upon it last at night and first m the nioruing. Sho is said to havo been a lady of lovely character and rare attainments, tnll and willowy in figure, with a face that was moro pre- lossessitjg than actually beautiful accord ing to rule. She was fond of society, had much of the charming tact that stands women in better stead than genius, and would in every way havo graced her husband's present position. A Shaky Coiinkiki.ii. Colorado has a subterranean lake of considerable extent covered with soil about eighteen inches deep. Ou tho soil is cultivated a field of corn, which produces thirty busiieis to the acre. The ground is a black marl in nature, and in all probability was at ono lime an open body of water on which accumulated vegetable matter, which has been increased from time to time, until now it has crust sufficiently strong and rich to produce lino corn While harvesting the bands citoh great strings of fish by making a hole through tho earth. A person ruing on his heel and coming down suddenly can see the growing corn shako nil around him. Any one having sufficient stiength to drive a rail through tho crust will find, on releasing it, that it will disappear al together. ourt J'rancisco uhromcle. Odd Items. A druggist at Helton Falls, Vn., has been sent to prison for sixty days "for selling liquor as a beverage." Wonder what thoy would have done with him it ho had sold it as a liver-pad or as a wash for removing freckles? Texas Sittings. Why is it that whenever you are look ing for npything you always find it in the last place you look ? Tho reason is because you always stop looking when you find it. Burlington llawkeye. It is believed that umbrellas can be made strong enough to gently let a man down from a fifth-story window in case of fire, but whero would the umbrella bo when wanted. Detroit Free Press. A Western debating society is nerving itself up to wrestle with the question : "When a woman and n mouse meet, which is tho most frightened ?" Ono of the managers of a hospital asktd an Irish nurse which he consid ered the most dangerous of the many cases in the hospital. "That, sur," said Patrick, as he pointed to a easn of sur gical instruments lying on a table. Springfield Union. A St. Louis girl has slept continuous ly for four months. Probably there's nothing in that town worth waking up to see. A Cincinnati coal dealer was discov ered giving 1900 pounds for a ton, and his trade at once increased one half. Tho other dealers were only giving 1800. Detroit Freo Press. Tho only diffeienco between a prodi gal son and a balloonatic, is that one's a naughty heir and tho other's au aeron- ant. Assthetes speaking of asses say their i,rftya aro abrasions on tho surface of 1 melody N. Y. Com. Adv. I , , , . ', . . 1 , . May l.fa,nJ?' ba,,k ''V;!'8 nro'low Mnpd their i espect ib.lt ty. Ihey ,w"1 l)loom 111 ' a hoop nuiisk B,)(ml(1 0l a.8Uate to wait upon thos l wl0m (JVt.n Bllch n aiseneo as small po ,ms 1, There is littlo to bo feme by .ier801is waiting on tho sick if they me -)arbys Prophylntio Fluid freely : ,iin ....,. .1,,,.. ilti.u ...til, and also I take it internally. In sick rooms it should be exposed on a plato or saucor, nnd the patient sponged oil' with tho Fluid diluted with water, and also a few drops used internally. It should also bo used about every part ot tno house. It is stnted that only -100 ccdais of Lo linnou cmain. How many wue (heir, nnd wheie am tho sccedeis? When a Yankee iu Homo was bhown tho petrified fonn of ono of tho early Christian martyrs, lie lemarkcd that it was evidently a St. Cothaid. A Hostou bank puts forth tho story that it has sixteen tons of gold stored iu its vaults. Tho object seems to bo to mako professional burglais go to bod with u headache Detroit Frco Press. It sounds funny to rend that several city aldermen were drunk nt tho dedioa- Sev. ,. 1 lion of tho city water works. Some ioso pox it-,.,!