I OOl.UHBIl DKHOCBiT, RT1TI OF tnK KOnTIt. and COLBtl MAK, CONSOLIDATED.) Imnut Wetkly, every Vrldny mornln, nl M.ooMsntmof comimma county, pa., liily'LpA"mrcrc;lriMccnta discount allowed i V',1"'! advance To BiiDscrllx-ra out of the I ' I'lA110 t!m, Rro 3 Per mar, wrlctlr in artvant a 'u' .,W,n?rwr dlsconunued cicecpt at Ilia opUon or A.Tli?h?&.Jlnu,.Ml arrearages aro paid, butiong Msin Uiui credits will not ho irtven. r,,liJ il,wl7',CIlt Pi16 " tfo filAto or to distant port Si, ff8 mu3t V Pal(l ,or ln nuance, unless n res non S .,!l-!I.cr?Pn 'J? column county as3umo to pay Uio sutwertnttnn duo on demand. !,-??. A.aK l' no longer exacted from subscribers In mo county. iS?ii2.bWn? nopartmentot tho Columbia n very f?? ?K'lSn.'Io."JO,l,rrlnUDKwlu compare fawi bly with, that of tie largo riuos, All work done on demand, nmtlr Anil at. (nftWst nritna PROFESSIONAL CAUIIS, Q ii. IMOCKWAY, ATTOltNEY-AT-LAW, CdLruBtAM Iicimiino, uioomsburff, ra. Mcmb r ot tho I'nltc.i States Law Association. Collection- made in any part of America or Kuropo. E WALLint, Attoi'noy-rtt'I-aw. once.'ieconddoorfiom 1st National Bank. ULOOMSUUIIQ I'A. N u. funic, Attorncynt-Lnv, BLOOMSBclHfJ.rA. omce In Cnl's llutiDtNU. p 11 W. J.IIUCKALEW, " ATTOHNEYS-AT-LAty, llloomsturg, ra. omceon Main Street, first door below courtllouie j o7;n mclaiik, ATTOItNKY.AT.LAW, Illoomsburg.F. Otdce over Schuyler's Hardware store. K. tl. UTTI.l. to . W.MTTIK -T1 II. A R. It. LITTLE, "' ATTOUNBYS-AT-LAW, nioomnbure, l'a. p Vi. MILLKR, ATTOUKKT-AT-liAW, Ofllcoln Brower'sbutldlnij.socond noor.room No.t Uloomsbure, l'n. B FRANK ZARR, Attor noy-at-J jawi BLOOMSBUKU, I'A. omco corner of Centro and Main StrcctB. Clark's milium;,' Can be consulted in German. E. CIIAPIN, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW. lll.nOMMIIMtUi I'A. May bo found ln ItHCOnDEIt'S OFFICI In tho Court House. fccpUIQ, 9l,o-m. G 1 1CO. K. ELWKLL, A T TO R N E Y-A T-L A W, New coujuman Ilon.niKO, Dloomsburp, ra. Member of tho United States Law Association. Collections mado In any part of America or Kuropo 8. KNOKK. I B.WINTKKSTREK. Notary ruouc KNORR k WINTERSTEEN. A tioi'tieys-at-Law. Office in llnrlinau's Mock, Comer Main and Mar ket streets, Uloomsbunr, l'a. SGfTenMn wt Bounties Collected, T)AUL R. W1HT, Attorney-at-Law. omco In Ilrotvei 's Mock, one door below Hrockway nuuoing BLOOMSBURG, RA. Q.UY JACOBY. Attornoy-at-Law, HLOOMSnUHO, onicolnll.J. Clnkr'.-tiiutirtlm'. second '.floor, first door to tho left. Oct, 8, 'so. T II. MAI'iE, ATTORN EY-Ai-LAW AND JUSTICE OF THE l'EACE. Ofllco in Mrs. Unfa Building, third door from Main btreot. May no. M. JOHN C. YOOU.U, Attoi-ney-at-Lawt HLOOMSM'ltO, I'A. omco with Hon. C. It. Buckalew. Member ot the American Attorneys' Association. Collections marto In any part of America. Jan. s, ts. K. OSWALD, Attoi"no3T,at-LaVi Jnckson Building, Rooms -1 and 5, Mayo, SI. BERWICK, I'A. wmTl. Tkyekly, ATTOKNEV-AT-IAW, catawUaa,ra. collections promptly marto and remitted. Ottlce ouposlto Catawlssa Beposll Baukj 'm-33 TTT H. JtlLvWN, 'attorney-at-law, Catawlssa, Ta. omce, corner ot Third and Main Streets. AL. FRITZ, Attnrnoy.ftt.Law. Oflic? , ln Ilrockway's Building, Juno il, '81. T) BUCKINGHAM, Attorney.nt.Lnw. Of- i LVi "Co, ilrockway's in Building, 1st floor, Blooms 1 burg, 1'enn'a. may i, au-u i CU. BARKLEY, Attorney-at.Law. Office , ln Brower'a building, lind story, uooms 4 & 8 B. ROBISON, Attorney-at-Law. Office a m utiruuiiu o uuuuiugt uiuoia'ui. D R. WM.M. REIIER, Surgeon and I'hysi' cian, umco Jiaruui. direct. -car ucpou R. EVANS. M. D Surceon and I'liysi clan, (Olllce and Itesldencu on Third street !T B. McKELVY, M. D., Surgeon and Thy tl . slclan, north side Main street, below Market, )R. J. 0. RUTTER, Omco, North Market street, Oct. 1, T9. Bloomsburg, ra. D R. I. L. RABB, PRACTICAL DENTIST, iburg, l'a. Main Street, onnoslts Enlsconal Church. Blooms IV Teeth extracted without naln. OCt. 1. U79. W. K HOUSE, iBLOOMSBURG, COL. 00. PA. E AU styles ot work dono ln a superior manner, work wurrmucuu.1 re prcBcmcu, iaktji kxtract ii) witiioi't I'ain by tho use ot Uas, and faoot chargo when artificial teeth aro Inserted. onico over Bloomsburg Banking company. lo be open at all houri during the dav. NoT.s.ly MISCELLANEOUS rp M. DRINKER, GUN and LOCKSMITH, Mowing Macmnes ana juacnincry oi an Kinas ro aired. OrxuA llocss Building, Bloomsburg, ra. tfTYVVID LOWENBERG, Merchant Tailor U J Main St., above Central Hotol. a. JiT H. KUHN, dealer In Meat, Tallow, etc, 1 Centro street, between Second and Third. EXCHANGE HOTEL W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR StOOMSBUnO. PA. Ol'l'OSITE UOUItT HOUSE. Ijirea and convenient aamntA rnnmv Tinttir.iMnB Kvi, nuu vuili nivur, uim uu iuu.ieru couventuuu 3. 5J. St.VS'jij. Tw,ri,.n The Backus Water Motor IS Till! .MOST Economiciil Power Known -I'OH- DRIVINO LIGHT MACHINERY. It takes but little room. It novcr gets out of repair. It can hot blow up. It needs no fuel It i.opiN no engineer. There Is no del jj nollrlng up; no ashes to clean awnjj nooMia Irburnnco to pay; no repair ing necessary! n'j coal bills to pay, and It Is nlwnjs ready for usn. It Is imaliutlo for Mowing Church Organs, for ruunlnir rrlnt'ng Pietw, Sewing Machines. Turn ing Lathes, sci oil Saws, flrlnd Slonea CoUce Mills, Sausage Machines, Feed Cutters, Corn Mills, LlCTa. tors etc. I'our horse power at 4n pounds pretfiii'e of wa.cr. Ills nolselcbs. neat, compact, steady, and above all IT IS VERY CHEAP. Send for circular to tho Backus Water Motor Co., Newark, N. ,T., stating namo of paper you saw ad- ertlsiinent ln. Price, lis to 3iw. sept, so-lf bTf. sharpless, Cor. Centre and Ball Mad Sts., nf ar L. & B. Dcrot. Lowest Prices will net hs undersold, Manufacturer of MINE CAU WHEELS, Coal Break er and Brld Castings, Water 1'lpcs, Stoves, Tin ware, Plows, IltON FENCE, and all kinds of Iron and Brass Castings. Tho original Montrose, Iron benm, right hand left hand, and side hill Blows, the best In the mark et, and all kinds of plow repairs. Cook Stoves, I'.oom Stoves, and stoves for heating stores, 'thool houses, churches, Ac. Also the larg est stock ot repairs for city stoves wholesalo and retail, buch as Flro I'rlck.firates, Cross rieces, Lids Ac. ftc, Stovo ripe, Cook Hellers, Skllllts, Cako- I'lates, large Iron Kettles, t) gallons to 1 barrels) Farm Bells, Sl-d Soles, Wagon Boxes, "Allontown Bone Manure" 'LASTEH, SATL, Ac, &c. an 9, 80-iy L. T. S WHOLESALE AND HE I'A I L DKALEIt IS STAPLE A8D FANCY NOTIONS His block compilfea Scarlet, White and Mixed XT 2KT DER W E AR for Ladles, Rents and Children, Cotton, Merino, auu Woolen JIOSIEUY, Ladles' Nubtas, Hoods and (lloves, Loco nnd Embroidered Collars and Tics, I'litn and Fancy Neckwear, SCARFS, TIES, and Bows, Ladles and Rents plas, Earrings, COLLAR AND CUFF BUTTONS, and Chains, cents Castor, Buck and Kid, lined and Unllned LOVES ami MITTENS, LAUNDHIEI) AND UNUM'SUKIEO SIIIItTS, COLLARS AND CUFFS, Shoulder Braces and Suspends! s Cardigan Jackets, Blue Shirts and Otera11s.Alp.iea, (llnghiuu and t'olton UinbrelLu, Writing Paper, Envelopes, PENCILS aud CRAYONS, l'lourSacks, (iiucer's Bags, nnd WBAPPIMG PAPER, To arrive, n variety of Corsets, Includlnfr Ur. Warnei'e Fluxlblo hip and HEALTH CORSETS- Making his purchases as he does of manufacturers and their agents he proposes to mako prices that tt LI compare favorably with tho best CH V HOUSES. Hi. T. SHARPLESS, BLOOMSBURG, PA. oct.ss SI t- FALL AND WINTER CLOTHING -)0( A. J. EVANS, Tho uptown CiotWcr, has lust rtciltid a fine line of .Sett (ioods, nnd Is pupat ed to muke up FALL AND WINTER SUITS For Men and Bo) s In the mntist manner and Latest GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS, Hat s Cnp?. &c Alwaj son baud Pall and Examine. EVANS' HI OCK Corner Muln and Iron streets, Brociwcsaxma, ta. PLUMBIl'.G GAS PITTING, STOVES and TINWARE. E. 23. BROWER Has nurchased IhoSlo k and BtstLcss of I. llairen- bueh.nnd Is now pieparrd to do all kinds ofttork In his line, l'luuibing nnd (its titling aipeclalty. Tinware, stoves, rNqES ND ErTEtS, In a great variety. All tvoi k done by EXPERIENCED HANDS, Main Sired comer of East, lu.oo.MMsnu;, vx. n." tTngleyT Annouiiresto ihu public that l.u Is nrepaud to do an Kinus ur Custom Tailoring, promptly and at reasonable pi leu. Now Is the sea son for a N E V WINTER SUIT An 1 Tlugloj's the placu to gel a proper lit, Satisfaction Guaranteed. shopoterBlllmeyci 's Orocery, Corner ot Main and uemru ducuib, IJI-OOMSUimu, PA. "I.MtllAS llltOWN'S INSUItANCi: ACiVIN. 1 ' cv. Moytr a new nuiiaiug, muiu Btreel, lilooim Im'rg, l'a. Assfta. .Ulna Insurance Co , of llurtford, Conn. l.uis.2V4 Kuyul or i.iterpo)l Lancashire Flro association, PhlUleljihla I'huiuU, of Loudon ., Loudon t l.aueahlre, of England,,. . Ilarlforl of lUttlord Hpiluk'tleld Flro and Mriuo.., 13.5CU.OOO 10,01 0,000 4,161,111 C,V60,!ITtf 3,I3,(XKJ ,C'W,Mi A Ihu aienclf ai e direct, pollrhw arn written lor lift Insured wlllu'H any diay In Ihs WUoe ul uuKiMiuai. i'V JAMES ItEILLY, Tonfoi'ial Ai'tint, a again at liU old '.''(! under EX'i'HANoE HO TEL, and has ai uiutl a FIks'.clss iiahueu Sllol'. He respocirully uollolts tho patroaago of bis old customer, aud of tho puulla gouerully, I4lyl0,'i-tf f Jacobs a II REMEDY. X"OIt Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backacho, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Soro Throat, Swell'ngs and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Foot and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No Preparation on earth equal Sr. Jxcon Oil m a rV,fliirr, fnifrand ,; External Hcniedy. A trial entails but the enniparatitely trlllinir outlay of no Cento, and every one MilTerlng with pain can have cheap and pinlttvo proof of Its claims. Directions In Eleven language. , BOLD BY ALL DEnOOISTS AND DEALERS IN MEDICINE. A.VOGEXiER St CO., llutllnlnrr, 3Tit V. S. M Xi'iintlulii, SpraliiH, lnln In the llnuk ntul Side. There N nothing more painful than thes dWe.isesi but th" p I ran Ih- removed and the dl.-eas" cured '.. ta ui Perry Davis Pain Klllor. 'IhU K'lni'dy U imt n idirnp ltomlne fir lVtrnli'iim iiriidiict that inui,t 1m kept itivay mini ilin or lii-nt In iitnlil iluhRcr or i vpl.i.l ni,i' Is it mi iintrlcil I'xpi rl- liii'tit tli.it limy ilu inure liuriil tliuli good. Pain Killer hns been ln constant uso for forty years, and the universal testimony from all parts ot tho world U, It novor falls. It not only effects a permanent cure, but It relieves pain nlmost Instantaneously. Being a purely vegetable remedy, It Is saf In the hands of tho most Inexperienced. Ihu record of cures by the use of 1'ai.i Killku would 1111 volumes. The follow lug extracts from letters received bhoiv what those who have tried It think: Edgar Cady, Owatonna, Minn,, says : Abuut a cir Mm my slfo U'oamu htibject to Hou'ru Mitlerin fnmi rhcuiuutii-m. Our resort t.i tuo Pain Killeu, whlih tiHMhlr rdietud licr. Charles Powell writes from tho Sailors' Home, London : 1 hail Ik ni allliotcl llirco years with nciiridirU Olid vtolt'litiipuKliiHfjf tho i-toliliuh. '1 he ilocturi at t e.hni!i'tt'r lloiitt:il mio up my cuko In despair. Itrlulyour l'.tii KiM.tn.ui.d It iruta rua luimciu ito n'lltf, I hato rtviilut'd my ftivUKtli.aiul uiu uuivoblu to follow luyumml ocfiijiatlim. 0. II. walworth, Saco, Mo., writes : I exi'inen.i'd Imincillato irluf rrom rolu lu tliPKliloliylhoUBOCf juurl'Als Killlu. E. York says: Iluiteiihulyourl'AiN KiMr.uforrliciimiithm, and tuo rmltfd irreat l4.liillt. Barton Seaman says : Hate un'.l I'tiN Kll.l.rn for thirty jrorii. and hjo found It a iitirr-jailinj rtuitdy lor rlieumntUm nnd lauiunoHd. Mr. Burdltt writes : .."'X'.l"'1' to ult i) nliof In raw of rhemuaUMn. Phil. Gilbert, Somerset, Pa., writes : From actual line, 1 know jouri'AlN KlLLr.il la the Let uicdiclno 1 iau t't. All druggists keep 1'ain Killek. us price is so low that It Is within tlic reach ot all, and ltWlll save many times Its cost lu doctors' U 2Sc., DOc. and 91.00 a bottle. I 'ERRY DAVIS &. SON, Proprietors, Provldonco, R. I. GREAT GERM DESTROYED junurs PROPUYLAOTIO FLUID ! Pitting of SMALL POX Prevented- Ulcers mirliled and healed I SMALL FOX ERADICATED. (laugreno prevented and cureu. Dysenwry cured. Wounds healed ranldlv survey cured In short Contnelon dest roved. Sick Booms purified and time. Tetter drted up. Fevered and Mck persons! maae luea'iaiii.. Forsoro throat It Is u sure ilia livriueiiy iiarunt'rta. relieved anu reiresiied by bathing tvllh I'rophy. laetlcFlnld added to the water. cure. Soft White Complexions DIPTHERIA secureu uy us use in bathlne. IniDure nlr mado ham- PREVENTED. luvi uuu puiiiieu u sprinkling Darby's Fluid anoiit. To purify (ho broatli, Clinlca dlssliuited. Ship Fever prevented by Catarrh relict id can't be surpasvd. uieauso ine.Tiiein, it i iia use. andMn eases of death In tho cured. i linnet,. ,1. ulionlrl nlll'ilta Burns relteted InstaLtlv it win nrm.'nr. imv r.ri siLuias i:uirii, ,h iivi ii olio ii i ini ornse scars prevented, unpleasant suit II. itemotea uu unpleasant An Antidote 'or .nlmal onnri nr VeL'etablo Poisons, SltllL'. .tfi. SCARLET Dangerous tnitnlus of sick riiu'ns and nospu- FEViJR ins lemuveu uy iui CURED, use. YLLI.OW FFVEII hltADIC TED In (act it 1 Uiu tfieat DISINFKCTANT AND HJKIPIKK PllKfAimil I1Y J. H. ZEILIN & Co , JUNl'KACTl'KINd CinsJllsT,; SOLE 1'IlOl'KlETOltS eAI.KM IN SiWcrwaro. Watches, Jewelry .Clecl; t .&c All kinds of Watches. Clock and Jettvlrt neat Ijr repaireu uuu vrurruuLuu, muy li, 'is-ii y V. 1IAUTMAN HintESKNTS T1IK (OllflMIhU AMKUR'AN INSlltANCM COMPANJKSi Ijcoinlngof Munoy iviinsjlvaula. Korih American ot I'hllado phla, l'a. Franklin ot " IVnnsjltanU ol " " Farmers ot Yoik, l'a. Hanover ut Netv York, .Manhattan ot New York. Ofllee on Market strer t, Kn 5, tllofinnburg cict.i.T.iy A BKAI'TIFIL O HUN. I in 7. Iff Nhk J SI l,Nn lKMj! slopj.lii full sen (lolden Tot guo ftei'd, Sulld Walnut lllghlv I'ollalied t'a.o. New and valuable tiiinrovi'iiu iits lust addi-J. hiooi ltuot. Music, hoxod aud dellvetod mi board cars her",prtcii only Sixty Dollars Neti'asli.SutUfaetloii giiaranleod In every particular cr uionev niilnded after one scars mmi Evh y sold is'lli tnotner. It is sunn log advertisement, oid r laonco. Kotlitni; satel , uj wj I n'Mmcin u jij iui,, I u;turj JIISl lUlllpietfU uapacH.v HJuiiiosrj-mneniaevin -M dam, ter latest Ubir-stvinr tvood ttcvklng machinery, Vaat capl. tal puablosi inu to. iiiaiiiir.u'Mirii hntt...r ..on.i. r,,r i.Lu I money thaa over. Addioss. or nail upon DANIEL Y. IIKATf V, Washlnglon.Netv .leriey, d ilec id w iLli BLOOMSBURG, PA., FRIDAY JANUARY 20, Poetical, FA I It l'.IiAINK. Fair art thou, bcyon 1 cjmiuru ; Thou hast mcjliKd my willing heart In thy nvt of nut-brown hair. Which ln wavelets rolls apart From tliy brow, s) broad and fair, Eisy held who's loth to start. And my boundlag hoart adores, When thou llttcth up thine eyes, Beaming light, and truth, and-moro-Ixives own freight ot smiles and sigh. ; (lazing far to distant rhores, Where thy maiden's dream land II 8. Loflng.ojo a? I do thee, 'TH not strango that I can trace lu thy ltgure, light and free, Barest beauty, hlghost graco ; Love's smtle looking o it at mo Prom each dimple In thy face. Nor that every smtle of thlno Fills tno with a glad surprho! While this wand ring heart ot mine. Full of sorrows and ot sighs, Best should tlnd, and ces 3 to plno. Purged from sin by thy soft eyes. Strango thou art, I know not why i Shy at times, aud frlghteaed, too, Then, scarce lifting up thin eyes Summer skies less pure and blue No it thy llpi, w htch mute did lie, Teem with words th it thrill mo through. silence, tongue of (lol and Lovo, Stcalcth ln, begemmod with slghi, Bringing gladness from abovo; Gazing In thoso Ibiutd eyes llullcless eyes, ltko frightened dove, Shows ma Into Paradise, SUJIMKU AMI AUTUM.V Gorgeous leaves aro whirling down Homeward come3 the scented hay. O'er the stubble, sear and brown, Flaunt the autumn Bowers gay ; Ah, nla.i I Summers pass, Like our Joys, they pass away I Fannod by many a bilin) brecve, tn tho spring I loved to lie 'Neath tho netvly-budded trees, Gazing up.vard tD tho sky; Bit, nlasl Time will pass, And tho iloivers of spring must die! Oft my mallen sat with me, Listening to the thrush's ton", Wurbled forth from every tree Kre the meadow hay was mown : But alas! summers pass, Now I wander a'l'alono I Love, llko summer time, Is fair, Decked with buds and blossoms gay ; But upon this Autumn air Float! a voice, tt I1IO1 seems to sa , "Loves, alas 1 Also pass, As tho summers pass away." Gconje Arnold. Select Story. A WILD UIDK. llcforu I begin my story I must toll you tliat 1 am a commercial traveler, born ami bred, so to speak, to the busi ness. I have mv wils about ine.aml, as I often happen to have a good many valu able articles also, 1 have need ol them. I am an Knglishman English to the mck bone and live on roast beef, bot tled ale and old port wine. I am one if the men who don't, dream and don't fancy. hen I see a thing 1 see it. When I hear a thing I hear it. And what I saw on one particular occasion 1 mean to tell you. 011 will not ollend me it you doubt it. Nevertheless, I shall, as I said, tell tho story. It was in tho year 1 ,atul the month was ill ay, and tno placo was Knglaml. I had left London live days before, and now I was miles and miles away from it, in the very heart of the country, travel ing toward .1 little town where I had business. It was an old-fashioned inn, and the peoiilo were kind and obliging. Travelers did not olteu stop at the 11111, I suspect, lor they were as partic ular about my meals as though I had been a prodigal son come home for tho holidays. They killed the latted chicken tor mo mil im.de much of inu altogether; and to crown all, as the train did not stop in time to take me on, ns 1 wanted to go, and as it was only a matter of live miles or so, what did tho landlord do but bunt up a rusty old conch that was tucked away in tho coach house, aud ordered his man to drive 1110 over that evening. wasn't an extra, mind vou. It was sheer good will. So 1 thook hnnds all lrouiiil, and remembered the chamber maid and tho waiter with half a crown each, and oil' I rode. It was getting dark fast, and the road wound away among tho hills in a very romantic sort of a way; why, it mado you think of ghosts, it you were a commercial trav eler. Hero's tho place," says I to myself, 'where tho old gentleman of the road would like to have met 1110 and my black bag lifty years ago." A multireel years ago,anyliow,l would not have felt as safe as I do now. Just then tho coach came to a sudden pause. "Hallo, cried lout ol tho window; "what's the matter'!" "It's moro than I can tell, sir," said the man. "Hlack .lane has turned sulky; she won't move one step." ith that ho began to si o ,t and crack his whip, I, with my head out of tho window, watching him, when suddenly the beast started oil like mail, and drew in iv face and saw I had com Va"X While tiie eoaon was at a standstill a ladv and gentleman had slitined in. lhoy sat on tno seat opposite me, and though it was an intrusion I had not tho heart to tlnd lault, tor a prettier pair 1 never saw in my lile. If ho was twentv-ono vears.it was lust as mticii as lie cotiiii lie, ami sue was not t . . . v seventeen. I havo seen a pair of china lovers 011 tho iiiautlu pieco tiio perfect imago of what they were, as pretty, and dressed much tho same. His hair was powdered, and hers, too. Sho had on a yellow silk, lower in tho neck than I would liko a daughter of initio to wear il, and her arms would hnvo been bare only for her long kid gloves. Sho had pearls in her ears anil on her throat, and she had just tho most Innocent face my two eyes ever rested upon. As for tho boy, ho had a chooo- lute velvet coat ami white silk stockings, ami laco mines at ins wrist. And they had 0110 ;iargo cloak In, 1 Junoy oast about tho two of them,though it drooped nacK a nit ns mey sat ciown. "Two young 'folks going to n fancy ball, perhaps," said I, "and just look a 1111 on 1110 way. Ami I touched my cap to them, nnd says I : "Kino evening, sir." He did not nnswer me, but she looked at 1110 antl stretched out a little while hand, "Oil, sir," said she, "look out at tho back of the coach, 1 pray you, and loll me If ho is gaining on us." I looked out of tho window. "Theie's :i man 011 horseback riding up tho road," said 1, for I saw one. "Oh, heavens 1" saitl she. "Courage, llelty i" said tho young fellow. "They shall never part us." Then I knew it was a runaway match. "I seo how it is," cried I, "keep up your heart young man. If tho young lady likes you, she'll stick to you through thick and thin. I'll do my best to help you." "Oh, heaven I" sho ciieil again. "Oh, my darling, I hear the horses' feet. There are moro of them. Oh, sir, look ; tell me." I looked and saw many armed horse men following swiftly. "Closer to my heart, Molly," cried the young man. "My beloved, they come." Ho drew his swoid. Among other things he woto a swoid. I milled my pistol from my pocket. o all stretched our heads forward, aud at that moment the coach turned a rocky point of tho road, and I saw we were on the margin of a precipice. All tho limo Mlack .lano had kept, up her furious speed, and I saw wo wore in danger. "Have card" cried I. "Kasteil" cried tho young man. Suddenly thero ca'mo a jolt and a scream from tho young lady. I heard him say, "at least we die together." And tho coach lay ll.it on its side not over tho precipice, but on the edge of it. A mm is a little stunned bv a thing like that. When I climbed out of tho window and helped old Anthony up with the coach, and coaxed IJlnck Jane to quiet ness, I remembered that no 0110 else got out of the vehicle, and I looked about in vain for my pretty lovers. They were not there, nor were there any signs of the troop of horsemen I had seen dashing up the hill. They could not have passed us in tho narrow path by any possibility. "Vo ran a chance for our lives, mu ter," said Anthony. "Yet I am called a good driver, and lllack Jane is the kind est thing I ever saw in harness. Thank God for all His mercies. It's a strango thing we did not go over the cliff." "JJtit where did thev go 1" I asked. "Vl.o?" said Anthony. "The two lovers the pretty creatures in fancy dress, The people who were after them Where are they .'" "Where " began Anthony. Then he turned as pale as death. "All good angels over us !" ho cried. "We have ridden with Lady Hetty. It's tho 10th of Aliy. I might have known better than to try tho road to-night. Protect us all. Ves, we've ridden with Lady Hetty." "Who is Lady Haty ?" said I. "As pretty a creature as ever I saw, at all events. Who was she.'" Old Anthony stood looking at me and shaking his head. "It's an old story," ho said. "Hook learned people tell it belter than I. Hut a hundred years ago or more, on this blessed night, my Lady Hetty Hope, tho piettiest lady, ran oil from a coun try ball with her father's young sec retary." "They put one cloak over their heacU, and an old servant drove them, knowing it was worth his life.', "Hut before they had gone far, be hind them catno her kinsfolk, armed and ready for vengeance, And when they reached this point they saw that all was over. " 'Hi tter die together than livo apart,' ho said, holding her close. Then he called out to tno servant, 'now goes it f " 'All is lost, sir,' saitl the man. "The horses can't hold up live minutes longer.' "Then drive over said he. The man obeyed orders. "Hut ever since that night, sir, as sure as tho 10th of May comes around there's plenty here that will tell you that whoever diives a coach pastthis road af ter nightfall won't rido alone. "There's nobody that remembered tho night would do it for a kingdom, but I forgot. I'm getting old, and I forgft things whiles; and so we've ridden with 1ulv Jiettv. That's the stoiv old Anthony told me, and what went before is what I saw tvid heard. I'm a solid, sensible man, but facts aro facts, and here you have 'em. Uriljinj; a Jloy. In cleaning up a little yesterday after tho Christmas rush, a small dealer 111 toys, papers and confectionery on Gratiot avenue lound among Ins trash what the boys call "a thundering big tiro cracker." It had been hiding away since tho Fourth ot ,1111', and tho man 110 sooner lound it than ho was possessed of a desuo to make some one happy, lie ilaretl not throw it into his stove, and it seemed a grievous waste to lliug it into tho alley lie tlieretoro waited, and patlenco was soon rewarded, just as sho always is. A boy caino in after a cent's worth of tally, anil ho was closely loiiowed by a do; big enough to carry oil tho front steps ot a meeting house, The big tiro cracker was exhibited and tho case explained, and tho party ot tho second part, in con Htderation 01 uvo sucks ot camiy, gavo tno party ot tno lirst part leavo to attach tho cracker to tho dog's tail and liro it oil'. Tho canino offered 110 serious ob jecttons. and things wcro soon in shape The boy then led tho dog out on tho walk, tho fuse was ignited, nnd directly thero was an explosion which set tho do to thinking lastor than over beloro in Ins life, Ho wheeled and dashed back into tho store, mado six or seven circuits of tho room, and then, embarrassed, con fused ami anxious to get homo nnd over haul himself for repairs, ho took a jump tiirotigti one ot the doors and lott $7 worth of glass in pieces on tho HidowuU nonio of tho crowd sat down to laugh whilo others leaned against tho wall anil yelled haw! haw! haw! at tho top of their voices. Thu liro cracker man was tho only 0110 who seemed abstracted .Detroit J'ree J'ress. Thu difference between a cat antl comma is mat tno 0110 lias tho claws at thu end ol tho paws, while the other has the pause at tho end ot tho clause. A river is always down in Its mouth liurlingloiiMawkeye. And itshoultln be, eonsidi'iing that it generally controls all the banks along its course. Detroit Free Press. 1882. Tim Century ami SI. Xlcliola?. TiiKiit uncus r giiowtii in England. Tin: Clnti uy Magazine may now bo considered fully started 011 its way under tho now name, and, with tho fofthcom coming Midwinter number, which will avo tho now color design bv'Llihu Ved- ler, tho name "Seribucrs Monthly" is to bo dropped as a sub title. Its issues, since the change was made, havo been commended by tho press everywhere as of rate beauty and interest. Tho Xovem ber number was said by tho Providence lotirnal"tobo "tho most ablo and valua ble publication ever put forth in maga y.ino form," while the "Press" pronounced "unquestionably the most brilliant nnd striking, as it is tho largest nnd most sumptuous, of nnything yet known in American or r-uropcan periodical litera ture. I ho hpringlield "Hepubhcan called tho December number "for per sonal portraiture nnd biography, the richest single issue over made by a inag- it.ine." 1 ho "N. 1. Observer" consid- tlio January "Century" "an ideal number." The Charleston "News and Courier," when the change in the name was made, declared that it would "bo litlioult to improve on 'SoribnorV al ready tho first and best of American magazines, nut the "uratmio ( N. . ) recently said : "Take it all in all, "The Century" is already a belter magazine than "Scribner's" ever was," and this is the general verdict. Tho increased ex cellence is not duo to tho change of name; it is only tho natural growth of I ho magazine, mado more conspicuous by tho change. ith tins growing excellence has come an increased sale. The average edition of tho numbers of tiio last two volumes of "Sciibuer's Monthly" was 120,000 ; tho average edition of tho first four numbers of "The Century" is nearly i;i:s,tH0. in England, L'O.oOO conies ot November were sold, against an average of 10,'JilO for tho twelve months preced ing, and the sale of that number still continues thero as well as hro. In a recent issue of the Dumfries ( Scotland ) 'Advertiser, the ranid nrogiess mado by "The Century'' among tho reading public! of the United Kingdom was as cribed to "tho Anglo-Saxon spirit, as dis tinguished from tlie purely Hritish or tho purely American, that pervades its pages ; it is much moro American than t is Hritish, but it is more Anglo-Saxon than cithor, and more representative of tho race than of any of the various na tionalties ito which it has separated." "St. Nicholas" has grown in England, from a circulation f :!,000 copies a year ago,to a regular circulation now of 8,000 to 10,000 monthly. It is not often that the Loudon "1 lines goes out ot its av to compliment children's magazines, ami .American ones at that, but its issue of December -'0, 18vSl, contained tho following good words about tho last bound volumes of "St. Nicholas" : "There is an old song which sings how a certain venerable man delighted to pass the evening of his days in initiat ing his grandchild in tho exhilarating game of draughts, antl how, so well did the lad profit by his instruction, that at last 'the old man was beaten by tho boy.' In looking over too two parts ol 'St. Nicholas,' this old song has come back lo us. Certainly the producers of such literatuie for oerown boys anil girls must look to their laurels. Hoth in the letter press and tho engravings these two vol nines seem to us ( though tho admission touch our vanity or our patriotism, call it by which namo we will, something losolv) abovo anything wo produce in the same line. The letterpress, while containing quite as large a power of at traction for young fancies, is so much more idea'd. so much less commonplace, altogether of a higher literary style than the average, production of oiiVuniiinls of the same class. And tho pictures aro of ten works of real art, not only as en- iravings, but as compositions of original lcMgn." An Arkansas Peeullurily. Thero is a politeness, a kind of cordial ity, in Arkansas that you will not lind in many other state. ..Now, ''Uolonel is title of politeness. In Little Hock hen "Colonel" is introducd to vou, why you at onco know that tin gentle man is perfectly willing to go with you and take a think. When ''General is introduced vou unv know that ho is willing to take several drinks. "Captain" is lesi fortunate; vou only owo him a nickel cigar. A characteristic of Wes torn pooplo is their forgetfulness of proper names. In this city hundreds of people who associate together daily only know each other by titles. Yesterday a gentleman approached a group of "slanders around" and, extending his hand, began to receive congratulations. 't nv, uoiouei, lie said lu ono man, snaking 111s nami neartuv, "I am over- ioved at si-eing vou. How is vour V . . ... " health? First rate, Colonel. I am d-lightei to seo you. Why, sir, I w.ts saying ye tertlav mat 1 a r.uiior seo you than any man 111 tho state. Excuso 1110 a moment. Say, ho added, turning to an acquaint ance and drawing hpn aside, "who is that man Ho sueuis to be well ae quainted with me, but blamed if I know linn I mm Adam s oil ox. "You ought to know him. Ho's your nv partner, ami ouiy 1011 tno city yes lerday lo attend court in a neigliboiin town. Americans dosirlng aristocratic titles may bo pleased to know where they aro lor sale, and at what prices. Tho fig ures aro given by Uhambera Journal, and there is an agent in London who conducts tho business, A choioo of three Spanish orders, conferring the ti tie of Count, is offered for 10,0 JJ, tho only qualification necessary 011 the part ot tno purchaser being "an eminent standing in his own country." It may ue presumed mat tno inquiry 011 that point is not severe. Tho Sultan of Tur key will make you a Chevalier for Sli'3. 1 011 may iicoomo an r.arl, oj the sort created by tho little republic of San .Marino, by paying 8:1,830, or a II iron for s-SSSI. Secular dignities by the Popo are represented by tho Journal to be in tho market. To beooino a Count from this source costs 3,000, It is nlso said that in ltiissiu, Portugal, mid tho Gor man States, though tho Governments do not barter away titles directly, tho roundabout payment of fees to olliolals will produoo satisfactory results Nothing like an Louis paper Marts "Our ituci'sioi's, the honest quill. A St. an editorial with baboons ot Africa." etc. Don't you tvor see the old folks ? get loin-some to inn uuijuinuian, . Jlj, ,ti,au, ,1 COLUMBIA DKMOOHAT, VOL.XLVI, NO. II Ancient II11I111. A physician who lias spent considera ble tlmo in tho examination of the cur ious ruined cities of Yucatan, has sent to Harper's Weekly a letter concerning the finding of tho singular and rather pieturesMiio ruins of a dwarf's house and sanctuary in tho ancient city of Uxmal, or rather Oxmal. This bile of stono possessed interest by reason of the Ma sonic emblems found therein, and which tho physician describes minutely, to gether with tho geneial plan and struct ure of the ruined edifice. The building stands on tho artilicial mound of earth on a road that leads from a Yucatan sugar plantation, and tho namo Oxmal, signifying "three times rebuilt," is among .1... t ::..! 1 ... r., .... uu- iiisc:i iuiuiis cat veil on mo csceni facade of the sanctuary. Tho temple is described as rising in solitary grandeur from tho top of this mound, and to a height of fifteen metre and fifty cen timetre'. It is shaped like a truncated elliptical cone, tho upper side serving as base to a building consisting ot two rooms. In these it was found, 130 years after tho place had been conquered by tho Spaniards, tliat aborigines had cele brated their ancient worship only a short tinio before tho visit of Fat.ierCogolitdo. There is also a part of tho building which forms a sort of oblong truncated pyra mid rising to the height of eight metres aud lifty centimetres, and forming n terrace twenty-seven metres long by six metres wide, on which is bunt mo eaiiice known in tho ancient legends as tho "dwarf's house," and which can be seen for a distance of many miles around. This house consists of three rooms, tho walls of which have been bored with holes for some unknown reason, and which were evidently never intended for ordinary habitation. Tho doors open upon small platform from which, in olden times, the priests and astronomers read, lrom the elevation tno. piatiorms afforded, tho mysteries of the stars and the skies The rooms are low as regards their height and arc provided with thick walls. The lloors were once painted red and elevated eighty centimetres over tho terrace, and tho ceilings form a triau gular arch. This arch, which, according to tho writer, is found in tho ancient tombs of Chaldea and in the oldest of Egyptian and Grecian monumcntf, was evidently selected by choice of the arch itects, ami not inrougn any ignorances ui the builder?. S'.ones arc set in the ceil ings after a regular but peculiar arrange ment, and on them aro carved semi Bolieres in deep intaglio, with figures de signed to represent various plaucta and stars. The middle chamber is destitute of any decoration, aud is reached by walking on tho terrace around 1110 ouiiii ing, while entrance to tno omcr apart ments is gained by a grand staircase of ninety-six stein, very steep in construc tion, "leading to tho terrace. Another beautifully ornamented stairway led, at one time from a couit yard adjoining the priest's palace to this sanctuary, while still another and smaller stairway still leads to the roof of the sanctuary ml to its middle chamber also. In the centre of the court yard, which is sur rounded by thick high walls, stood an altar carved with a symbol of phallic worship, introduced 111 the country at tho beginning of tho Christian era by Nahaiilt. Abovo tho door of the sanct uary thero is a cornice running around the" whole building, and on which is carved skeletons and cross-bones in pro fusion. Kings aro also cut 111 tho stone and from them were onco hung curtains, which concealed from tho temple wor shipers lO.ue of tho mystic rites of the priests. Stones carved witn caoaustie vinbols, antl jortious 01 mo ngures 01 strnngo giants, wcro also recovered 111 the palace com t yard last August. Tho Deity is represented in all carvings by a mastodon's head, and carved with in scriptions in Egyptian characters, a form of symbol which is also found in tho an cient monuments. In other parts of tho building aro found inscriptions contain ing letters of the Etruscan and Egyptian alphabet ,lhe .sonteno-'s being constructed in squares, utter ine lastuon ouserveu 111 ancient Chaldaio writings. Tho ago of the sanctuary and dwaif's house is a matter of conj"cluro to the physician who examiner! it, and ho serves it up now as a conundrum for American geologists and philologists to solve. History ot tins Tomato. good many years ago a man who had recently arrived from the hermuda Islands was sent to York county, l'a , for some oll'eiwe committed against the laws of tho commonwealth. lie had with him a few seeds which ho planted in the rich soil of the jail yard. Heforo tho plants which sprung lrom tho seed reached maturity, ho was discharged.and no ono knew tho name ornaturoof them. Thov grew luxuriantly, bearing fruit of a largo size and unusual appearance. As this strango fruit ripened, its color chan gcd from a green to a brilliant red, and became an object of wonder and admira lion to all the inmates of tho jail. Mrs. Klinefelter, the lady keeper, cautioned all prisoners against eating any of tho fruit, as she was sure it was poisonous, and besides planted the seeds, as slio would endeavor to preserve specimens of it for bun should ho return tn tune. Jii"t when the fruit was fully matured the liorinuda prisoner roisited tho jail and asked to seo the plnnt. This rc- ntiest granted, ho next called for pepper, salt and vinegar, and to tho horror of ihe good lady commenced to eat of the supposed poisonous fruit with a relish that astonished tho beholders. After enioving tho strange repast, he informed Mrs. K. that tho fruit or vegetable was tho tomato, or lovo apple, and it would bo lound wholesome mid nutritious. Tho seeds of tho remaining tomatoes were oarefu'ilv preserved and distributed among the friends and neighbors of tho lady, and this now popular esculent was introduced into tho ancient and godly borough of 101k. l'or many years thereafter it was cultivated as an orna incut rather than for table use, but by logrecs its merits began to bo moro fully understood ami appreciated, nnd there, as oloowhore, it grow into general public favor. An ugly tramp tried to kiss a Chicago belie the other day, but site Had tno ores onco 01 mind to raise nor 1001, ami wiuio r - ... 1 . . ... 1 1 . , . he was hunting for a ladder to climl over it sho stiuok tho lire alarm. Teacher "John, what aro your boots made 01: llo "ui leather. "Whcr d,i"s the li-nlnr come iroinf" "From the hide of the ox." "What unlmal.tliere fore, supplies you with boots and gives you meat 10 cut "Aly lather. Trrir I'mnwiiiiM vtit , I I .1 I r i 1 .! (Im it - r 1 m tun Kf . ' sm 8.ro no -ni n.m to mm 1100 ir mm 11.n1 ro ' v iT.nn 2.1 on mi) ' 1 ).oo eo.no tiki d " uiu' nuirtorly. Trio 1 1 ik i Id for before in rici ' 1 miita. Ihtvn inches.... rinir Inches . IMartor column Half column..,,.... in., one column nh Yearly ndvertlseinpu slcnt advertisements inn sxcepi wnero parties I1.1 "rtlnnMind at that rue lor addluonal Insertion! "'Wtvu ICIVIVUtU U K'llglll, .vC.eS?1r'8' Administrator's, nnd Auditor' no'jr throe dollars. Must bo paid for when Inserted. Transient or Local notices, ten cents a lino, rcgul v advertisements half rales. t.i I'ArdS ln thn lftlltnrMi4 ftlrwt,rvll .M,t,.. doUar per year for each line. ' Odd Items. Hero wo have a young man. Ho is looking at the largo house, which belongs to 11 gentleman who has a daughter. AVill ho go in'f Yes, if tho dog is tied. Fair-haired girls call tho electric tho blonde light. This is whero they get tiio best of the brunettes. A Now Jersey man "couldn't sco any danger" in smoking while weighing powder. Ho can't sco any thing now. The a-sthctes arc dally gaining strength and assurance. They now speak of hash as "a mosaic." don't tiiuow up Tin: sponoi:. When suffering humanity aro enduring the horrors of dyspepsia, indigestion, or nervous and general debility, they arc too often inclined to throw up the sponge and resign themselves to fate. Wo say, don't do it. Take Utirdock Hlood Hitters the unfailing remedy. Price 81.00, trial size 10 cents. Why may a tipsy man fall into the river with impunity? Hecauso ho won't drown as long as his head swim. Tho papers annoiinco tho coming re turn of the fashions of tho Elizabethan era. This is ruff on the ladies. Ho kept his diary religiously until tho 7th of January when ho found it mado very respectable shaving paper. Puck. wiir.v Tiir.nn's A WILL TIlEItn's A WAY. Anyone who has tho will to try Thomas' Ecleclric Oil will surely find tho way to robust health, in cases of bron chial affections, soro throat, pains, etc.; and as an internal remedy, it is in valuable. "I don't liko that cat. It's got splinters in its feet!" was tho excuse of a -1-year-old for throwing the cat away. Spectacles for horses have becomo tho correct thing in Saxony, but the most aristocratic jackasses wear only one eye glass. Doctors say that tho gout may be in herited. If any fellow leaves us the gout, we shall contest his will on the ground of insanity. Everything should bo in character. For instance, search wairaiits should bo printed on "tracing paper," antl wedding notices on "fool's cap.' A Texas man was lynched for riding a mule on Sunday. It was another man's mule, by the way. Two highwaymen recently stole a New York editor's pocketbook and then daubed toward the ferry. They were of course captured, as they didn't havo money enough to cross. A . .) . JJis putcli. A lU'.LlL'IOlS IIANiri:T. The modern cpicuro is loo often af flicted witli dyspepsia, indigestion or constipation alter having satiated his ap petite with a delicious banquet and all luxuries of tho season. Hurdock Hlood Hitters are a positive euro for these and all other disorders of the stomach. Price $1.00, trial size 10 cents. "Tho only way to put a stop to the in numerable suicides which occur in Franco every year," said a speaker in the As sembly, "is to mako the act a capital of fense, punishable with death." Hismarck says that the next generation will care moro for pio than for glory. And there's a good ileal more in pio than glory. Detroit Free 1'ress. Talmago savs he finds that religion is not a groan, but a song. Ono would think from his actions that ho had found it to bo a circus. Elmira Vree Press. Cleanliness," we aro told, "is next to odliness." Under these circumstances, wo may assume that soap is next to charity; at all events, let's soapso or soaposo so. vANPr.nmi.T university, tknn. As a disinfectant and detergent, Prof. Darby's Prophylactic Fluid is superior to any preparation with -which I am ac- piainted. 11 1. 1a ito.v, i'ror. Uhein. Darby s Prophylactic l'lind purities a foul atmosphere, destroying tho infect ious germs, gives relief and comfort to tho sick and protection from contagion to those nursing. In all cases of small pox, scarlet lever, diplitliena, typhoid, yellow and relapsing fevers its u'so will top tho spiead ot lulectiou. The esthetic craze has struck Lead- illo. A prominent clergyman of that city has written to inquire which is the more correct tasto for a horso thief being lynched to carry a lily or a sunflower. An account of a Chicago funeral saH that the burial casket "was mado to con lorin as far as possible with tho comforts tho occupant was won't to surround him. Helf with in the house he has loft." A Cleyer I'trape. One ot the most dating, successful and well-planned escapes lrom jail on record wns made at tho Maiden Lano jail, Al bany, Saturday afternoon, giving liber ation to William Hurke, alias "Hilly tho Kid, the famous hunk ami bond robber. 1 ho prisoner was recently arrested 111 Hiiilalo for being implicated in tho rob icryof 117,000 from a Clovdand bank. lie was deliveicd to the otlieers and brought to Alb my. Hurke was confined with tho other inalo piisoners in what is known as tho rear portion of thu jail. Tho entrance is from tho hall bolween the sheriff's office and jailer's receiving room. Tho entrance is guarded by two 1 . 1 1 . - f , 11001s, uiu outer ono nenig 01 eoiui wood with a circular hole near the top, cover ed with wire netting, tho inner door be ing of iron, Uio upper half composed of heavy bars. It has been customary to allow the irionds ot pnsoncis to stand on tho outside of tho outer door and talk to their friends through tho netting over tho circular hole, lu tho atternooii a stranger called and was granted permis sion to talk through the netting to Hurke. Tho stranger gavo tho jailer a package of tobacco for a prisoner who was up stairs. Whilo tho jailer was deHveiiug tho package tho man unlocked both doois with talso keys, and tho Kid with his fiiond ran fioin tho building and havo not binco been seen. Telegraph mes sages havo been sent in all directions, the entire lorco of tho city are 111 search of tho fugitive, mid tho sheriff has of Onclnrh.,.,..,., Two tnehen. fered a reward of 81,000 for his arrest. A Massac'itisetU judge has dtvldul that the ringing f u church lull nt 5 o'clock in tho morning is u miisaice. The man who Ins to ring the bill must havo readied that conclusion long ago.