COMUBIA MKOCJUT, RAk Of "(,.nTnl OOtUM.
MAS, COMPUIW
Lined Wretdr, erei j Fr' U
OLOOMSmmn, COLOMnf ' WT V PS,
t rco rotiiM nor yewy M HSlW
when raid in JrontaiIo.CT,2uA?' i
witity mo terms ftro wpetiw 'iy In mhanco
lir-rtopapordlscYmtlnwd SVf11.0" nf
thr .lUWWjcrs, until ltHTcar1re t,allJi butiong
M paper Bent out of li fll'tant post
Ohio's must be putfl forlXuM, ?,nJV fipon.
lx
AM
tvor)
(1.00
ll.rxi
lion
STiOll
00.00
It
(.ton
1.1 m
ts m
One Inch tint
Mm
6.00
7.00
.00
if), on
17.10
301(10
Two inches. jiu
Ihrro inches .m
Foui Inches s.i"
tianer column.... ai
all column I,i.m
One column w.nu
. . f h-im. in null iiujiivii. I r ,ij
Blent adl ertlvmentM imwi Im n .1,1 tnr Mnm .n Jt.i
i n t r i r ntnriinmn...,. .. . . , ., A .. . . u ....
Binif iierson in coiumnii
suiworlpllon duo on den
POSVAaElsnOlongei
mt,umc to par the
actm subscribe In
..il'. i.iteiv uaiuca u.lie .1JCUUII13.
Uw ndvcillsemcnta tin. ! .n.ins per Inch for thrvo
Inwrtloiis, and nt tli.lt r te ii additional Insertions
wo county.
n iinuiii merenca 10 icngi It
Ktlt lllnr'n. Ai1mli,IOf .ii,r k...i,n-.. ..u.
CT033
Tlie Jobbing Uepartmoj
'O.
irtl.rMBlAN Is verr
three dollars. .Must bo paid for when Inserted.
igcomparo f.uora-
1 r.in.neni or Local notices, ten conia a lino, reirulav
vlicriliiicnts halt rates.
anls In the "Business Dlioctorr" column, on
loUar per year for each lino.
Mr with that nf the lanrrl
BLOOMSBUEG, PA., FRIDAT, JANUAEY 5, 1882.
demand, neatly and at incaei
"win uuno cm
COLOMBIA UKMOCKAT, VOL.XLVI, NO, 4!
III If I M flit tflM
VbP I II HIP 1
KApSir KDB3, rriprlelort.
0.
B. BB0CKWA1I
ATTOHNK
COLCHBIAK I1C
Memb"r of tho Unite
Collections made in any
L.
E WALLER,
Attorndlit'ftw.
Office. Second door r(Bstns' Dank,
uloomsiiI, r
U. FUNIC,
Attorney
Office In Bnl's Uoii.dikv
n b & w.j.ntMM
I.
ATTOKN'KS
1
Otnce on Main StreetTcit
TOIIN M. CLABKj
ATTOHNK
1
Office over Schiiyler'sJrJrvn
i. n. i.rrn..
H. A R. R. L1T1F
RHB
E.1
A-AW,
msburg, Pa.
olcjw Association
"0 Ica or Europe,
kpstsiJima.PA.
rile Coartllonat
wrt
irg.ra.
ATTOF
p W.MTLIiEUjl
AmonNFAl
Offlce In nrower's buliaircff
BJOl
B FRANK SARI
Attornovr.
omco cornor or coatr m
Building.
Can bo consulted, 11 imlI
. 9fi
'.room No 1.
A.
E. CHAPIN
ATTORNEl-
1
May bo found In HI!
court uouso.
FlflUl, P.l.
I "OR In tho
f,'St,6-m
1E0. 13. KIAVEI
A T TO R N I
New Coujmbian Si
Member of tho UnlW
Collections made In any)
KNOHR A?
A t.f.nv
Offlcoln llarliimu-J'jrck,
ket streets, liloorosbuw'ft.
tBFPfnilou turn oh;
luturg, Pa,
Ptssociatlon.
fu or Europe
pAUL E. WIlW.
AUorntfiatLaw.l
Offlco In Urowera lllnelirjc lor be I
Building m '
BLOiaUl'RGr, v'
RET,
pv.
pud Mar-
Nckway
G'
UY JACOB J
Attoi
lV'-rt'JjaA
i looms:!
onice In h.j. ciikr I'H'iw. ficotJ
aos mo (l
Oct, 6. '60. IK.'
, first
If. MAI'K,
AT ro
:my- I LAV
I AMI
JUSTlCitiF Till
Office In Mrs.
street.
l'EC
KDl'tHt.ldlngtJlrd tor ScMam
OSWA
Attoisnlyt
Jacksou
May 6, s
M. I KVfflL
BI,
ttisv-
w
collections promtl
ATTO
offlce, corner ot Tflrd
'TIIUMOST f -SE
Kcoj: i Cnl Power Kno J 4ifMH
1 a r. Titcrnrnv rf
fo clean Xoil
Hoeiieal.
It lakes b
It nrvi
There is no1
In.? hJ
It Is Ir.va'
rusalnc i-rli
Injj I.nlh, s, i
tors, etc
l'otir horse
Itlsnolselcs'
I
Sinl fur ct,
Newark, N. .1
ertlsi tnentl
Price, tl I
8, F
oom.
ut cfitopalr.
blow up.
,t ibeds no fuel
Sticeda hocnifltcer,
til llrlny up; no aM
liiBurnncetorny: ii
irv: no col lin ,
nlwnjsrrndyfor
for Mow Ins Clnuw0rSi1s for
resses, Sewinc ifVlnevrum-
Buws.Orltid sioBCfrc,lll8i
lYcd Cutlers, (fti in, uieva.
jrnt40 pound9
l, compact, tie;
i VERY CM
r to the iuck"h
.tin name of
).
SHAf
riiiio of vra.cr.
Ijir.a auovo an
Si
tter Motor Co.,
irjoiiBnv ml-
sept. 30tf
Cor. Centre ai Jail mad Sts.,1
Lowest Prii:4
-will nc:
f
I. & 1). Depot,
to undersold.
if. IS, Coal llreak
Manufacturer SllNK OAK
erandBrldg- jiUncs, Watcri"!, stoyes, Tin
ware, Plow?, Ii PENCE, andlklnds of Iron and
Brass' a lines. 1
The on Irmloetrose. Ironlbm, rlnht hand
left 1 ano, and f-?Thlll Pluw-), lfi(-"'i In tli mark-
fand all kinds plow refalrfii
Co(k Stoves, lm Stovi'S, nrftl ovi s for heating
Aluo the larg
vholesalo and
stores, thool h icf, churchet'f,
ostsiocKof r i,9lor city ales
retail, such as i iBiick,Crati'iCt''S' I'lecif, Lids
Ac. Ac, Ntoo Cock 1
i lares, targe irocettles, '2
Farm Pells. SI lies, Va?o
m i
'Allontfp Bof
PLASTHU, H .TI.J.?4
Jan9,'S0-ty . U
Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago,
Backacho, Soreness of Iho Chost, Gout,
Quinsy, Spo Throat, Swoll'ngs and
Sprains, Burns and Scalds,
Genoral Bodily Pains,
Tooth, Ear and lhadacho, Frosted Foot
and Ears, and all other Pains
and Aches.
No Preparation an earth equal St. Jacob Oil u
a 3tift',aitrr, Afmjtffiaml r,t-n; Kiternnl Ueraeily.
A trial entails but tho comparatively trlfllne outlnr
of nr feiili, and every one sutrerlnr! Willi pnln
can have cheap and iwltlvu proof of Its claims.
Directions lu Eleven Languages.
SOLD BY ALIi DRUGQISTS AND DEALEEB lit
MEDICINE.
A.VGGELER &. CO.,
Jtatltmore, Md V. 8. JL.
It
MM
i.mre painful Uian thess
I m bo removed and
, us. u. Perry Davis'
Pklillta, cako-
I'Jons to lx t arrelB)
xcs,
Maum'e"
T.
WIIOI.ESAIXIDjiii
STAPLE Afi!
SIMPLE
U ffTPV
11 u 1
DKALEIt IM
H0TM3
LAW,
Catawsa.ll
maliuid renttcd.l
salt r.
AL. PKITZ,
. In llroekwiy's
T BUOKINbTl
AV ,tlco, llrocku ay'
hurt', I'cnn'a.
r
caiv
IdMOlitreel.
ktlnr'Aat-Liv.
IKUI.I Ull
G. BAR CLE
In Drowefs bul
B. ROBI
In Ilartmal
wm.
clan, OfUe
J.
JON.
'a bull
R. EVA PS, M. D.?iirKeorinfl
clan, (omt end ltei into cnl'tll
i t-4-
B.
alclan,
McKiLVY,MiJHiirgn
an.noj-h f Uo Ma Btieet, Uo
it. Illrneyil
culinil 1st oo
Aey.".(.ai
ing ulstorjlto
i
BJJ4.L
Xwor-'tap.
id
I St 5
Ktt a4'-at.lwlj Ge.
llnilinstrit. 1
REIlEI.rgeoir
Warkat eft. N'rApi
i
J. 0. RTTTER,
PltKlCIAK UKOKON
ntfin MnH- ftL'ftf .......
DR.
I. L. U-VBB,
Maln Stroot, Mojito EpDral CnrciiJ
nr Teeth oxtrotod wllbtlal
UUl. 1 JStV.
blcomuig:il. o
m
All styles of worliono mi
warranted at epnseill
free off ct,vo mU
I- aru lutl
omco ov ljoniBiul
Jo be orxii-dnl iMi
... A " " "rr,
p M.DRI
Hewlug Mad
aired. Omul
it.
kCELl
?'nd Allnry o;
M Duhm, Uloos
David imsav
Main Bt-'i!ent
I 8. KUIInS),).,, ,
1.. OeotsttM',,tw(.
TAMES Uffiff-
T
s aealn at his
THC, and has nJ
ailOP. Ho resS
lilsoldcuatomcil
liyi, 'bO-tf
BXOHl
W. R. T
I OTfH Ar,rt i-ii ifl
hot aud col J witl
n.l LOUr'MM
k-.is
Jirff.PaJ
Hl.i stock coniprl. jah. While and Mixed
XJ 1ST D DEH. ty E A. T?.
for Ladles, Oenwan lilldrii Oottin, Merino, ana
Woolen llO.S.EttYidlus 'ubtas, HooH and
Olovcs, Licj nnjmlr !re1 Colhri and
Tloi, Plain dYa I Scckwear,
SCAR'SJ TIES,
and Biwa ij' UndlHtts 1 15s, Ka-rlngs,
OOLI.AK AN QITF BUTTONS.
ami Clialne, Ocr.tfasfdi Buck and Kid, lined
ned
'LOVES iM MITTENS,
I.AU.NllItlKUA.MJN
COLLAR'!
Shi til !er Prices awl
ihui 'Shirts nul i
Co' ton I'L'ibnll
PENOILF.
Flour S.v
we api
To arrive, rv vat
Warm! Fit,
HEAlVjIl
lAUNDIIlKDSIIIHTS,
n CUFFS,
ilj.Hieis (J rliaii Jackets,
Hi Alp ten, MiK-liim and
'i'n; IMni'i'. I I'Mtjio.
ufl GRAYONB,
, Ojcer'd Hags, nnd
r rorsots, lnctudln? Dr.
UC PAPEB.
Making his purchl'
and their ajen's l
vtlll coinparii
olo hip and
DOKSETS.
as docs of manufacturers
liro'jseslto miko prices that
.voibU' with tho best
1 OUSFS.
BJOOMSBURG, PA.
Oct. '.s si t-f
T
PALL ANDWWTER CLOTHING
IViLNS,
i.wun received a tine lino
pre.in d to mako up
AND WNTER SUITS
A.JIV
in Clo'jil r, li.'J
:di, an) I pre.u
The uptown
of New Qocdi,
FALL
For Men and l'rjIii the iatcbt manner and Latest
styles. i -
GENTS' BUltNUIIING GOODS
H is. Cms, &c-
Always on hanl. Calland xamlne. EVANS' BLOCK
sorter Jiaui aili itm btpits,
2SZiOQJlZXVla, VJL
PLUMBII'.i, GAD HTIlKGi
' ST0VI3 and TINWARE.
f
E. B. BEOWEB.
llaMiuifli.Tnillinsin k mil insliifKaof I. llairen
buili.and lBirw iiciuril to do all kinds ofwoik
inLisiiiic. Jiumbug iLoi'iiiilig especially,
TIUHare, htovi?,
In agr'ft variety. All work dono by
EXPERIENCED HANDS,
Main Street cffncrct East.
ill (iii.u.:iiii.,
r....i
f-oni! ail
low,
riilrd.
Art t.
ad tiler KXi
HI ftlll'H' '.I'l.
I I-1 lis the
Mthlunlioiri'i
NOB H
UAH I
irouage
,iiy.
N. S, TINGLEY.
nnoum
II kinds
AiinnnnnpK In il.o nubllo lhat l.o Is rri tared to do
y.in kinus i i
torn Tailoring,
promptly and it re.isonablt prices. Now Is tho tea
l'"r
NEW WINTER SUIT
; (Aid Tingley's lUe j laco to get a proper m,
li Satisfaction Quarantoeil.
Ifrwal;-,' ''tpralin,
l'ulii In the Ilnck nnd Sldo.
T!iero Is ni Mils.,
dlsc.isesj but t.i
tho dlcasi! euad
Pnln Killer.
Till remedy not a chrnii Tlenzlne
tir rcti'iilt'iuu pi-i.iluct that uiuht bo kept
away from llru nr lirnt ti. aolil dnngcr
nT i, ijtion, Hiir Is It an untrlril cxpurl
inent tli.it limy tlo uioro linrin tliaiigood.
Pain Killer has been In constant uso
for forty years, nnd the universal testimony
from all parts cf tho world is, It novor
falls. It not only effects a permanent cure,
but It relieves pain almost Instantaneously.
Bclag n purely veytablo remedy, 11 la safa
In the hands of tho most Inexperienced.
The record ot cures by tlio uso of Paid
Killeu would fill volumes. Tho following
extracts from letters received bhow what
those who have tried It think:
Edgar Cady, Owatonna, Minn., says:
About a ycr muco my wife became imbjeot
to FOero uulwrlni? from rheimiMtlxm. Our
report win t3 tho Pain Killeu, hith iipccdlly
relteeil lior.
Charles Powell writes from tlio SaUori'
Homo, London:
1 had Ikpu ailllctetl three yearn with neuralgia
and violent upapiiH of the fitomach. The doctora
ot WestinlUHttr HcMMtnl inno up my caim In
deipair. 1 tried your Pais KlLLLli.aud it inive
luo lninictltato relief. I hate retrained my
Btreniftti, aud am now ablo to follow luy usual
oecujiatlou.
0. II. Walworth, Saco,Me.,wrItes:
I exleririii-eil immediate relief from rain In
tho Kklo by tho use of j our Paim Killeu.
E.York says:
1 havo ummI your P UN Killfr for rhcumatlfxu,
nnd haio recoiled i.-rcat beueut.
Barton Seaman says :
lluie uwil Pain KIMF.n for tlilrty yeart.
and hue found it a fiet-.r.uiiot? remedy for
b rlteumitiim an,! lumcncaa.
Mr. Burdltt writes :
It nttrrfatiM toirlio relief In caaeflof rheumatism.
Phil. Gilbert, Somerset, Pa., writes :
l-'rom actual use, J know your Pain Killir
Is the best medicine 1 can get.
All druggists keep Taw Kili.ek. its price
is so tow that It Is within tho reach ot all,
and It'A'lU Bavo many times Its cost In doctors'
61 25c, 00c. and 91.00 a bottle. I
'"EERY DAVIS & SON, Proprietors,
Provldonco, R. I.
GRAT GERM DESTROY FX
DARBY'S
PROHILYLaOTIO FLUID!
Pr.f.ng
KNFllljtllNGS.
Tho snow-lliko that softly, all night, Is whitening
tree-lop nnd palhwa);
Tlio avalatiCho audl!nty ruMilug with darkness and
d j.ith to tlw lnmlot.
The ray sto illng In throtuli tho lattice to wakon tho
uty loving baby;
'I 1h pitiless uorror of ll-ftit In tho sun-smitten reach
ot tho desert.
Tho Boed with Its pri'gnitit surprlso of welcome
young icallH nnd blossom;
Tliodlspalrot tlio wilderness tanglj, nnd treach
erous thicket of f jrest.
The happy west wind as It Btartlcs some noon-laden
11 iwcr from Ha dreaming;
Hn hutrluno crashing Us way through tho homes
and llfo ot tho valley.
Tho play ot tho Jctlets ef llatno when the children
laugh out on tho li;arth-atoae;
Tho town or tho pralrlo consumed In a terrloln
his 1 igcimbuillm
The gildo of a wavu on the sands with Its myriad
sparkle In breaking;
Thy roir and tho fury of ocean, a limitless mael
strom ot ruin.
Tho leaping of heart unto heart wltlibl.s that can
never bi spoken;
Tho passion that maddens, nnd shows how God
may bo thrust from Ills creatures.
For this do I tremble and start when th j rose In tho
vino taps my shoulder
For this when tho stotm beats me down mysor'
groweth bolder and bolder.
.Vitit Mapa D.tyt, in Tlie Otnlury Maguilnc
for Xovcmbcr,
Select Story.
ivtu tlio fuoo of tho yoii iir man who hml I uiioiunt!(l. I forced tho look nnd found
tnivi'k'd witli mo tlio ji-nr bofovo when I your imino iimidt' tho bat,'. Tho contents
had lost my bac. i was so ob tain of aro intact, as von w ill sec.
this that i rcsolvoil not to continue inv I odciuuI niv safe, nnd lu-fnm T u'niihl
journey until 1 had iiciuainlodtho poliuo allow them to open my bag I took this
wini iiu.s iiici. lroill llio !ll0lf. ant I. li neill!? it iraun inv
llio train stopped nt Crowe, the place own. wo nil three saw that in sizp. maltn.
wheio I leiiieniheitd tlio yoiuiL' man had indeed in weiuht thev exaellv rnsnmlilpil
I. t. .1 ... .. . .!.. . ' " .1 . . .. " '
ien mo iiiini un our up journey me ire- cacu oilier.
. . : . ii ii. . . .i... l ti.i i t t .. .
vioiis year, noro uic lauy iiimiitid Mitiioil'lli i lo I I ittl 1 hai I vpn v m.n n
I did also. A carriage awaited her nt tho discovery myself, I cheerfullv paid
the station I secured n lly, nnd direct- the inspector tho check ho deserved for
HiR tlio driver to louow llio carnau'e, 1 tlio clever ami proinnt manner in w h u:h
l I ... . !. . , I, . 1 .
discovered wuero tno intiy drove to. no must nave coiivovet! inv siikh h. inn.
IT.... 1 ....1.1 I.. LJI... - 1 .1- 1 11.. .. . . i 1 1
nur uwn iiuimu uviueiuiy. one a ineiiteu ueciiieeiiy awKnrei one, to mv), .
. i ii... ... ,. ,i
to oo in excellent, position, ami to no
wealthy.
I was not tleterred by this discovery.
for I felt I could not bo mistaken nbont
a faco which, though I had certainly
noticed it only in a casual way at the
time,had nevertheless been stamped upon
my mind, and connected in such a man
ner with tho loss to mo of several thous
ands of rounds.
I went to tho polico station, told them
what I had scon and what my suspicions
rii... ! , 1 ,,...:. , ....
iH'ie, aiiuv iinii'iiuii .iiiuiiu civ its iv inn . . i . t, ... ,.
r ..:.i ...r.t ii,i,ii,.ii i i... luimciiuies ui i iw uonmimion. a naner
L nillll, illlll IIIUI1 lUlll Hl'J lllikb 1 1111131, UU . Ml I" II til . . i,. , 1
mistaken: that tho ladv in nuestion was ''"V"8'"-" lu, l,mo " nsningion,
.....Hi..,,....., i... ,..;.i.:f n Miin,. ,.,t.n '-""lany su paieo to uo jir. lit-
ikii niiuiii't inv niiiun ui mi uinvt.i " MU I ,l.n.,. 1 11 l r
i. i .,!...! r. !..!..... i unaiiuii a uruaii. l'orilin SUDDOSltlon 1
nau uivu iui, aiiui imjiiiiiili iiiiu a lariiu , , , ,, , .
t.rooerlv in the country in tho countv. . know that thero was any foitnda-
Shc l.ai two sons. Ono had been in the u?" CSC,T J'1?1 tllu !,al,cr m3' ome
and had lost his life in tho wreck l,,u 1' ttrouage or ine uov
Presiilf nt lliii'liaiiaii anil Secession.
now m: UKituicr.ii tiii: iiinroit or ins
SUI'POSI'.O OIK1AM.
To tiii: Em rott or tub Sr.v Sir: In
tho correspondence published bv lr.
Horatio ICitiir in tho December number
of The Vcnturii, it appears that in No
vember, lGO, he called tho attention of
President l.uclianan to tho secession
SHALL rex
ERADIOA1
B
contagion destroyed,
Sick itooms punned and
made pleasant.
Fovered and Mck persons
relicveu anu rerretnea
by bathing with 1'iophy
lacttcFluld added to tho
water.
Soft White Complexions
scureu uy us uso in
bithlnsr.
Impure ulr riado bar.n.
ioi una Dunui'ii o.v
sprinkling Uarby'H Fluid
auuut.
To purify tlio bro itu
ciernso- mo .Teeth, iti
can't oo surnass sd.
Catarrh relieved and
cured.
Erysipelas cured.
Burns relieved Instantly.
emovc
odor
cf SMALL
X Provimted.
ITIc, ra i. until ii and healed
uautrrnno prevented and
cun ii.
Djsent. ri cu'e l.
wouu I- li-ah il rapldU.
-curvoy uuiud lu hh
time.
iTotter dried up.
it is perieuny imriiiifaa
r or Huru luruab ii, ii u sure
cure.
1 DIPIHERIA
PREVENTED.
j pr:
Cholu'n dlsstnitfd
ship Fever i rovented by
ns use.
In eases of d"ath In the
house, it Hhouli nlw.os
boused aboutthecorpie
u, w.u prevent any
Hears prevented. unpleasant Btnell.
Itemoves all uupleasantAo Antidoto tor .nlraal
1-UISUU9,
SCARLET
FEViR
CURED.
cr egetablo
Minirs. ajc,
Dangerous illluvlas of
bluk roo ns aud hospit
als reuiuieu "y iu
usi.
YELLOW PEVEIf
J- liADIOATED
TUB BLACK BAGS.
a .iHWKi.Eii's sroitv.
UHAl'TEU I.
MY .IOUIINKY.
It was on tho 29lh of October, 1859,
that I was returning to England, having
taken tho steamer at Dublin lor Holy
head. J5usines4 had taken mo to Ireland
I am a jeweler and it had been nee
essary lor mo to viit a branch or my
own linn in Dublin. I was bringing
back certain valuable jewels which re
quired resetting diamonds of great value
and some other things ol les-i importance,
but still valuable.
1 iotind all the passengers tulkiii'' on
ouo subject the terrible and appallin
reck which had occurred only three
liys before off Moelfra, on tho Auirlosca
coast. iNolcss than four bundled and
forty-six Uvea were lost that night when
tho Koyal (Jharter was totally wrecked
She wa4 a screw steamer, commanded by
Ci.ptnin Taylor. A largo sum of money
-XilW.UOU or iSUU.uuu in gold was
lost also, it was supposed ; but I havo
since heard that some of the "old was re
covered. I am a silent man habitually,
itid tho awo in the voices ol my h-llow
passengers struck mo forcibly; but I had
another reason, as will pres-ntly appear,
in remembering my journey from Dublin
to Loudon on this occasion.
1 carried the iowels which I have al-
ic.idv mentioned in a small black hand
lout; as 1 know that it was
safjs I was freo from care. Arriving at
Ilollyhead, I took my seat in an empty
lirst-cl.iss railway carriagti. Just as tho
train was inoviiiir off, however, a gentle
man suddenly ijot in. He sat down
nearly opposite me, so I hid a good op
portunity of observing his appearance,
noticed that lie was young, apparently
not moro than tour and twenty, tint he
had a broad black baud round his hat,
aud that on his faco were tracisof ro
cent sorrow, almost in fact of agitation.
Ho seemed relieved at having caught
tho tram, and being like myself quito
lisinclineil lor conversation, our journey
proceede.l in silence
jly bag lay besido me, and under my
eyes. 1 was tired alter my crossing, ami
fell into a sort of doze. On waking, I
nstantly glanced at my bag. There it
lay, ipiito safe. My companion, however,
had moved his seat. e stopped at
Chester, and hero I thought I would get
out anil walk about, a little, as we had
ten minutes to wait. I took my bag and
gut out. On mv return to the train there
was my companion apparently asleep. 1
got into tho carriage without disturbing
him. and wo continued our journev
:U Crewe, our next stopping place, ho
got out, and did not come back. 1 was
very tired now, and fell into a sound
sleep with my hand holding the handle
of my black bag. I did not wake until
wo reached hoimon ; then getting into
tho fli'bt haudsom I saw, and still carry
ing mv precious bag, of which I was
heartily tired, I drove home. On my nr
navv,
of tho Hoyal Charter about a year pro
viously. 1 ho oilier was expected homo
overy day, and had been away almost
over since tho end of last October.
It was impossible, they said, to make
inquiries in such a direction. Ill satisli
ed and disappointed,! found myself com
pelled to leave matters as they were ; but
eminent. It might be inferred from Mr.
King's letters to' his correspondent Hint
ho spoko to tho President reneatedlv
ibout this paper, and that the President
did nothing. Mr. King does not appear
to havo known that tho President re
buked the editor for his course in legard
in my possession
to secession. I havo
n ni uivv nuu "ill. .. i .., , .
on my return to London I wrote to the i " ly.
ted my convictions so forcibly that ho "" "'nUo." "A" 1 nt J'"1!'" 1,a( lakL:"
ovidently was impressed by what I stid. u""'' !l:"".sl 1,10 1 'csuienion 1110 sub
ject of secession:
Private.
Wasiiinoton-, Dec. 2.), 1800.
My Di:.vu Sin: I havo read with deep
mortification your editorial this morning,
in which you take open ground against
my message on tlie light cf secession. I
have defended von as Inn rr I pan
I was standing in my shop ; it was a ngimst numerous complaints. You havo
dull morning in November, aud the visi- a perfect right to bo in favor of seces-
tor who came in hrst spoke to my assis- sion, and for this I have no just
lhe result ot my letter came, alter a
brief fioknowcdgment from tho inspector,
in tho visit ot a gentleman lour days
ntterward.
CIIAPTEK III.
TIIK IUSCOVKP.Y.
In fact His tho g'eal
DISINFECTANT AND FUhU'U.H
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j.vii? In every paitloular r miney reliind 'iliitii'r
I years use i:vi ry sni I nil-. 1 wtluT. Itlsast
ays, vem lau4'
till enabli'. 11
inor.ry ilia'i 1
T. Address, orcall uiwu DANIEL
V, HE VI' l Y, Wasltlngw)n,Now Jersey, d a e l 4
taut, who referred him to me, and then
in a moment I recognized my fellow
passenger. Not wishing to make every
thing quite public, I led tho way to tho
inner room 1 reserved for myself and
handed the gentleman a chair. He was
too excited to sit down, but began his
story at once.
"You remember tho day I traveled
with you from Holyhead, sir !"
"Peifectlv, I replied. "1 havo too
good reason to l-member it."
''So have I. I had been on tho Angle-
tea coast all tho night before, searching
for some relic perhaps tlio body ol my
drowned brother. 1 had only twenty'
four hours, and was obliged to nurry
back, with onlv a few bits of wood and
iron gathered from the wreekago which
Tlio lllRSost blur.
Among thoi inmates of a Western in
sano asylum is a man who is often per
fectly sensible, and when accosted at
such times ciusej visitors to wonder why
ho is confined there. This inmate en
tered into conversation tlio other day
with a caller, whoso dress proclaimed
him a clergyman. S.ii.l the madman :
"It was too bad, was it not, the killing
of Grant nt Chicago t" "It was," snld
tho minister, who followed tho accepted
custom of nssenting to tho statements of
lunatics, for peace's sake. "Hayes was
assassinated nt Cincinnati, was ho not t"
ngain nsked tho lunatic. "Yen," replied
tho clergyman "And was not Queen
Victoria murdered In her palace 7" To
this query from tho madman the clerical
visitor onco more answered in tho allirm
alive. Tho lunatic named ono after
another a dozen living royal personages,
nil of whom tho clergyman was led to
admit hnd been put out of the way.
Finishing his catechism, tho madman
turned on the clergyman, and saidfiercc
ly ; ' Your dress shows you aro a tuin
issor ; but you aro the worst liar I ever
mot."
These 1 put into a
"Had you a
aid I,
strewed the beach,
small, black bag.
"A black bag f
ick bag. too'?"
"Listen," said the gentleman. "I saw
that von had o ie, and I remarked that
it wa's like mine so ni'ioh that at CheS'
let-, where you g it out and I did not, you
may remember you tnuk my bag with
you instead of your own. I felt sure )ou
were coining back, for you ha I lelt your
coat and umbrella in the caniage.so I did
not follow vou.
"Yes." said I. gelti ig excited, "but
that does not account '
"Wait a inomeu:, ' s fid tho geiillem in.
I know perfectly what you would say
It iIods not account for mv not advertis-
iiii vour bag. or making some sort of
si'ii nil this time unite so you will
understand presently how it has hap.
nened.
1 sat down ami begged mm to uo tuo
same
When 1 got out at Crewe, I took, ns I
supposed my bag. When I reached
homo 1 tound that my poor moiuer,wuoin
I had loft in most titter griet and pros
tration at my brothers death, had not
rallied at all ; I told our doctor, who was
there, that my search for any personal
relic ot my brother nail ueen iruuiess,
but that I had a few bits ot iron nnr
wood from tho wreck.
Tho doctor advised mo to say nothing
to her about it, not to tell her oven that
I had these sad relies. I put the big
just as it was in a cupboard in my own
room and locked it up. insu very nay
I had to leave naigiaun, a nan a ousi
ness engagement which took moto Aus
tralia. If I had Iroken my engagement
it would havo involved my mother in
considerable pecuniary loss. Sho knew
, -l 1! 1
rival, with a method which I suppose is I had to go, aud as sho did not like mo 0( m, m,
habitual to a man in my trade, I instant
ly went to tho sato in which 1 keep val
uable jotvelry, unlocked it, and, deposit
ing tho bag on a tabic, i opened it. im
agino my dismay at linding that, instead
of diamonds,it contained only boino rusty
bits of iron and wooden debris. My bag
was gouo ; this other bag had been clov-
eily substituted lor if, bo ol voihyndeod,
that oven tho weight as well as me np
pcarance had been judged.
t . -re.,. ! r.i.
i mil tuo nnair inio tue nuuus oi mo
poliee,giving them exactly every particu
lnr ns I have hero written it. Tho bag
was los'.
CHAPTER II.
.mv smncii
A vear after tlio events narrated in tlio
last chapter, I was again traveling on tho
lino which takes passengers to Holyhead.
It was tho beginning ot October as well
ns I remember
I traveled first-class, my usual custom
when I have a long journey before mo.
During tho vear not a sign had been giv
en of my missing bag or the jewels, but
I had not really desp-iircd yet of recover
ing it and them,for I had a ceitain mine
countable leeling about tho whole I lung
that there w ;s some mystery about it I
felt suro
Regularly every Wednesday in overy
week I had called nt Sootlaud Vard, and
hnd always had tho same answer, "Noth
ing yet, stir." The reward I had offered
was sulllcieut to insure a certain interest,
and tho polico, I lirmly believe, wero ns
keen in tlio matter ns 1 oould wish.
On this October morning in 18(1 J, I
traveled with a lady who was in deep
mourning. 1 he day was chilly, and sho
to stay, as my sister and nor husband
wero with her and could taitecaro oi ncr,
I loft the house that very day, and
journeyed back north to Liverpool, just
111 iimu lu uaiiai uiu act-aiuui uuuuii iui
Melbourno
"I only returned yesterday inoriiin
Tho first thing I heard after greeting my
mother was
" 'Where is the bag you brought with
you from MooltraT
il t . t ..: i
" All nry iuuiii, a eairr.
" 'Get it for me,' sho said.
"Without another word, though I
wondered how sho had heard of it, I went
to mv rooni.unlocked the cupboard, found
tho bag just ns 1 had left it, and took il
down stairs.
"I was just going to open it when, to
mv still lurtner surprise, my inouicr
said:
" 'Aro you quite suro that is your bag,
Arthur r
"I looked at her in astonishment,
" 'Well, mothor,' I said, 'I urn as sure
as a human being can bo of anything.
"'Did you open it alter you camo homo
dear t
"I thought for a moment, and then
said :
"No ; I am certain I did not. I could
not bear it.'"
" 'Then,' said my mother, 'bo prepared
for a surprise. 'I think you will hnd th it
you hnvu soino ono else s bag.'
"l did not answer, lor i was trying u
unlock tho bag.
reason
to complain. The difficulty is that tho
(jOitstttuUon is considered my organ,
and its articles subject me to the charge
of insincerity and doable dealing. I am
deeply soi rry to say tint I must in soie
authentic form declare that tho Coiisti
tutioii is not the organ of tho Adminis
tration. Vour friend , very rcsneotlullv.
James Uuuiiaxax.
William M. 13uow.s-e, Esq.
In the multiplicity of matters of the
gravest concern which, in t lis month of
November, ISO J, demanded the Presi
dent's attention of which, as well as of
ill his conduct down to tho 1th of March,
18GI, 1 expect ore long to give the pub
lie a full account ho may have not dono
everything that his anxious friends da
sired, before his annual message of De
coluber ii, 1800, to relieve their minds of
the apprehension that his Administration
was sultoti'ig injury troin this newspa
per and other similar signs that it har
bored secessionists among its ollicers or
tho objects of its patronage. Hut I tako
it uiioii mo to affirm, after tho most thor
ough study of Mr. Hiiclianaii's course
.rid a full examination of the very abund
ant materials contained in his private
papers, that from the timo of Mr. Lin
coin's election, when tho secession of
S mth C irolina was first threatened,
down to tho day of -Mr. Lincoln's inau
guration, Mr. lluchanau neverdid un im
portant act which any patriot or any
triend ot his would now wish that lie
ha i not done, or refrained from doing
in important net that any patriot or
friend of his would, upon close consider
ation of the facts, say that he ought to
have performed.
1 hero is not a more remarkablo in
stance in all history ot tlio misconcep
tion and misrepresentation with which
a great public man may be pursued than
tins oaso ot .Mr. liuchanan. it is some
what encouraging that tho revelations
recently undo by tho surviving members
of his Cabinet, Messrs. Hlaek, Holt,
Thompson and King, havo tended to
show tho people of this country how mis
taken many or them have been m regard
to him. Hut it must bo remembered
that Gen. Dix and Mr. Stanton aro no
longer living, From them and from
Mr. Holt, will ooiiu in duo lime tho most
in lubitablo proofs, put on record! im
mediately after tho close of his admiuis
tration and when facts wero recjiit, that
their authority is not to bo used to dis
pira'o iiif pirtof his conduct, his ciiv
sistenov, his firmness his fidelity to the
Constitution and the Union, tho wisdom
a-uivs, and the propriety of his
Prat'lirs.
That luscious fruit, tho peach, is likely
to boas fcarco next season as it was this
year. Many trees that wero badly fro
zen last winter were cutoff with the
expectation that now tops would grow
upon ihom They rapidly recovered dur
ing tho early summer, but their growth
was checked by tho drought so that few
buds were formed on the now top?. Tho
yield from such trees will fall oft eighty
per cent. Trees that survived tho sever
lty of last w'niter budded late, and their
growth was feeble. Tho buds which
usually appear before frost aro shrivelled.
It is thought that tho drought has af
fected all kinds of fruit trees so serious
ly that the pros ccts for tho season of
LS82 aro discouraging The extraordin
ary dryness of tho air. lias prevented the
formation of fruit buds. Hortieultuiists
will do what they can to alter theso con
ditions by mulching and manuring.
Thero has been iu existence in Eng
land for many years a periodical called
the iVeto Moon, tho contributors of
which aro inmates of lunatic asylums.
As a rule, tho articles display marked
ability, and no ouo -would suppose that
tho writers were suffering from mental
aberration. On one occasion the editor
of the A'cjo Moon leceived compliments
from several subscribers that tho contents
of the journal, although well enough in
their way, wero lacking in distinctive
flavor, and did not betray thcirorigin ; so
inthenextnumberiiegave freo piny to his
refractory contributors. Thero appeared
astounding political revelations ; n paper
on evolution, with woodcut illifetration
of tho shape of tho human soul at differ
ent ages ; the designs of a machine to
facilitate bodily nccnsioii into heaven
in tho manner of Elijah ; and the first
canto of an cpie, which, was not utterlv
incoherent, anticipatory of Alioo inWon-
liand. Una number ol this character
wassuHieient.Tliedi.sconlened subscribers
expressed themselves satisfied, and beg
ged that they might have no moro of
IJ' ilium broko loose in prose and verse.
Odd Items.
acts. Tho tini'j has come with Mr.
Hiichaiian himself, when the truth as it
is should have a hearing; and although I
lo not mean, iu writing his life and
tunes, to constitute myself 'lis special
ulogist. I intend that ho ami his causo
shall bj "roi 1 aright to th) nautili W
Geo. Tiousnit Cuuris.
New Youk, Nov. -, 1881.
A Horned Trotter.
HoW PSIXTlN'O .UTEC'IS TIIK HEALTH.
Years ago thero was a notion prevalent
imong those who wero but partially in-
firmed upon the question that printing
business was essentially detrimental to
health. There was a tradition about tho
absorption of poison from tho constituents
of which typo metal was composed. This
was, and is, true in so far as it asserts
(ho poisonous nature of somo of tho con
stituent pans of type metal; but that
these poisons should necessanlv bo ab
sorbed into the system of ono who
handles typo is simply absurd. Printers
who havo such habits of cleanliness and
sobriety ns n decent respect for one's self
nnd the opiu ,ons ot others might bo ex
pectud lo dictate, may lullow their call
ing for years, without experiencing any
further damaging effects upon their
health than what will result from close
application to any so' t ot hard work.
Moro "poi.ou" is absorbed by tho pi inter
when taking observations of his liltlo
linger through tho bottom of a glass than
any other way. Glticwjo Specimen.
Lament of tho statesman : Wo should
think that after a man had bcn Secre
tary of tho Treasury for three or four
years, nnd had occasionally "dumped
titty millions ot dollars into Wall street
to relievo tho money market, and had
called iu twenty million sixes at one timo
and bought two nullum ot bonds overy
week, and disb' rsed cloven millions one
week and eighteen millions the next, wo
should think it would hint him awfully
to go back into bis law office when the
administration changed and mako out an
abstract of a farm away out in Huek
shaw county and sell it for an old wom
an down in Kickapoo to nil old fellow
out in Wunkiiidaw S 'lthuii'iit nnd onh
got a feo of Sil2, nnd havo to wait four
months lor that and then havo to tako a
sorrel colt for that. Attributed to Jh
Secretary Window.
Wl! CONFIDENTLY ASSP.UT AND CAN SATIS
PACrOItll.Y l'KOVi:
There is no instnnce on record of n caso
of dyspepsia or torpid liver that cannot
bo relieved nnd positively cured by tho
sys'cinatio use of Simmons' Liver Hcgu
lator. This is no vain boast, but an es
tablished fact; and suffered from thtso
diseases deny themselves tho blessings of
health and comfort by refusing to give
tlio Regulator a trial. It is nojco upou-id
of advcntures,but a meritorious medicine
which has won its high reputation in
countries' where torpid livers prevail and
and where Nnturo supplies tho roots and
herbs to euro tho disense common to its
climate.
Ambitious man: Is thero any fixed
rulo for writing poetryf There isl Don't!
Mr. Cobb recently married Miss Webb;
he knew they were intended for cacli
other as soon ns he Fpider.
Ay cr's Cheiry Pectoral is a really ro
jnarkablo and tnno-honored medicine. It
is the best remedy known for all dis
eases of tho throat and lungs.
PIlEMUJ.M WINE.
We can confidently recommend Specr's
Port Grape Wine, which was recom
mended the highest premium at tho
World's Fair, ns n superior niticlo of
wine for tho sick and debilitated, and all
those who require a vinous t-timulation
and invigoration. Iho vineyards and
cellars are at Passaic, Now Jcsey, near
New York City. This wine is sold by
C. A. Kleim, druggist, Uloomsburg, Pa.
In accordance with the facts: A party
of San Juan ranchers made a bonfire of
an Apache Indian, nnd tho coroner's
jury returned a verdict of "overcome by
the heat."
When n Yankee in Homo was shown
the petrified fonii of ono of the early
Christian martyrs, he remarked that it
was evidently a Saint Gothard.
SITTIXO UP NK1I1TS.
Mrs. E. S. Perkins, Creek Center, N.
Y. writes sho had been troubled with
asthma for four years. Ilad'to sit up
nyht after night with it, and was ulti
mately cured by two bottles of Thomas'
Eelcctrio Oil.
When a man told his wifo that lie had
just traded for a new spring wagon, sho
replied, "You dunce you! why did you
buy a spring wagon iu the fall of tho
yeart'
An auctioneer, bv birth a native of the
Grieen Isle, of course, caused to bo print
ed on his handbills at a recent sale, "Ev
ery article sold goes to tho highest bid
der, unless some gentleman bids more."
KIDNEY COMPLAINT OUItEI).
I!. Turner, Rochester, N. Y. writes':
"1 have been for over a year subject to
serious disorder of tho kidneys,nn(l often
unablo to attend to business. I pro
cured your Burdock Hlood Hitters and
was relieved boforo half a bottle was
used. 1 intend to continue, as I feel
confident that they will cure me." Price
$1.00, trial size 10 cents.
Farmer Janesbury says his hens al
ways lay during tho winter. All lie hns
to do is to casually remark that eggs
havo dropped down to ten cents a doz
en. Then they all go to woik with a
will.
Texas complains of too many newspa
peis. It is getting so a gentleman c '
tako a hand in a lynching, or c
join iii a fi to fight without havii.gl '
name in print.
Joseph Durrinlurger, Broadway, lluf
falo,was induced by his brother to try
Thomas' Eclectric Oil for a sprained
ankle; aud with half a dozen ajiplica
tions ho was enabled to walk round
again all right.
V gieenback with a hole in it will bo
received where a silver dollar having a
holo in would bo icfused. This is an
Iowa argument in favor of greenbacks.
Cincinnati Irish Citizen.
Mr. Thomas Lewis, 02 Butler street,
informs us that for seven vears ho was
alllieted with that dreadful malady,
Sciatica, and being induced to try St.
Jacobs Oil, found almost immediate
telief therefrom, and is now perfectly
cured.
F. L. Ilaight of 102 Sullivan street.
New York, is interested iu a steer of al
leged phoiioiniual powers. Tho steer is
in Pennsylvania, but Mr. Ilaight doson't
caro to say exactly in what part ot tho
State, because some speculator might
get nt tho steer and reap a harvest
"He is what yon might call a remark
ablo animal," said Mr. Ilaight, "and was
born to trot. When ho was a little calf,
instead of jumping nnd gamboling on tho
green like other calves, no would set Ins
head and spin off on a square trot for a
Minuter stretch. J his created somo com
ment, because the little Turk would make
big time, nnd ho was encouraged. Ho is
only three yeais old now, nml as gentle
ns a lamb, but ho can pull a sulky over a
mile of soft road iu four minutes, aud
iust get warmed up at that. His name
is Novelty Hoy, and ho is strong on
three-milo trot, lie's got big speed
in him, nnd it can bo brought out by
straight training."
Mr. Ilaight then produced a photo
It is very odd,' I said ; tlio key won t graph ot Novelty Boy, standing between
open it. the shalls ot a light racing sulky, look
',,, it ,1 1 II 1 ' I 1 .1 !-
" 'juy moiuer rang tuo lieu, nni in ing very sleepy in llio on eye. His tore
walked tho inspector. legs ate very short and his back long,
Hero my visitor ceased speaking, ami but the under partot his body curves up,
worosoveral wraps, but getting warm in walking hastily to tlio shop door ho beck- giving liini a greyhound build. Ho is
tho carriage, sho presently throw asido a
tur cloak sue was wearing, and my eye
was instantly nttrauted by a haudsomo
brooch she iiad on, in which was a
portrait.
Without appearing to do so, and with
a srddoii feeling of interest and curiosity
for which T oanuot account, 1 managed
to got a nearer viow of tlio portrait. It
oned to somo person seated in a hand driven in light racing harness, with a col
somo oil) oloso by. It was my friend Iho , lnr that onens at tho lower end. Hols
Inspector of Polico nt Orowo. llo contin- steered with oaso by two reins attached
1.1 . 11.. ll . 1. l"l .1 . . ( a a
ued tuo siory. uui ursi uo pia;oa on mo to tho base ot his horns. iovelty Hoy
Al 1 A-ll.l 1. t. I -
tauio my -uiach. uag, h pure with amuer norm
"incre, sir, saui ne, -is your wig
Pi.v.u Cake 1 his is a good school
cake, and, if covered with sugar icing, is
lieu enough lor children s birthday
parties. Mukotwo pounds of flour into
dough, with two ounces of German yeast
and tnreo gills ol tepid water. Let it
rise tor an Hour, then work in a pound
of dissolved butter, six eggs, well beaten.
the rind of a l-iuon, half a small grated
nutmeg, a pomm oi stoned raisins, a
pound of currants nnd half a pound of
'.mulled peel, shred hnely. When all
tho ingredients are mixed beat tlio cako
up well, and let it rise iu a hot place for
an hour. Then put it into a greased tin
and buko iu n good oven lor two hours,
It made in moro than ono cako it will
not tako so long to bake.
Hero is a Man who has iust Stonned
ins i apcr. wiiat a .Miserable lookin
uroaiuro ho is. Ho looks as if he had
been stealing Sheep How will ho Know
Tho Star route men havo had seven
lawyers to pay for tho last six months,
and many jieoplo aro beginning to think
they are punished enough.
A WitONO IDEA.
Many pcrsonshavinggotteii tho wrong
idea that hops nro strengthening, havo
aken to drinking beer and alo very
freely. The consequence is they feel
better for a short time, but when tho
reaction comes they aro much weaker
than before. Header, if you value life,
lay aside all malt and alcoholic beverages
aiid put vour trust in that temperance
iii ii:ii aiiuii ui ii un aim vcgviiiuiu tomes
called Brown's Iron Bitters. It gives real
health and strength to every part of tho
body, n tresiies tho mind, and icstoies tho
nervous system to its proper standard.
Over 1,000,000 bottles havo been so d
this year.
A devil fish with arms thirty two feet
feet long has been caught on the banks
of Newfoundland. What a cashier ho
would havo made.
Goorgio (four ycais old, at the- tea
table): "Mniuina, may I liavo si.ino sar
dines" "Mamma: "Wail till I'm readv.
Georgie." Goorgio (surprised): "Why,
ma, it's me as wauls 'em."
An exehango thinks tho cause of tem
perance will stand a poor show if a Gor
man chemist lias discovered, as ho says,
how to mako brandy fiom sawdust.
Theie is not much chance for a tcinpcr
auco preacher to get in his work when "a
man can tnko his up saw and go out and
got drunk on a fonco rail."
A tutor of a college, lectin ing to a
young man on tho irregularity of his
conduct, ndded with great pathos; "Tho
what is going ou.now that ho has stop- report of your vices will bring voiir fath
pod us Paper t He will Borrow his ers gray hairs with sorrow totliegrnvo."
you were quite right tins gentleman
took it by mistake, mat moriiiug.wlieu
Mrs -sent lor mo, I tound the bag
For diseases of the nerves, brain.blood
a id lungs a superior niillciiio to all nth
ers is Browns Iron Hitters.
pod
Neighbors paper. Ono ol these Days
ho will Break his leg, or bo a Candidate
for office, nnd then the paper will Say
nothing about it That will bo Trcatiinr
him just Right, will it not.litile children 7
JJenver i'rtmcr,
Not long since a family moved into n
house on Austin Avenue. After a week
or so, a fiiend of tlio family called on
them and aked Ihein how thev liked the
locality. "Pultv well." "llnvp viu
, tiiMed on any of tito neighbors yet!" ' N i,
I but I'm going to if time is any innn "f
mj llre wot d ri'- ing." Ter m .S'.i,',,i
replied the im-
"I beg your pardon, sir.
pil, "my father wears n wig.
A pure, wholesome distillation of witch
hnr.el, Aiueiican pine, Canada fir, innri
gold, clover blossoms, etc., fragrant with
tho healing essences of balsam an 1 of
pine. Such is Sanford's Hadical Cure
for Catarrh. Complcto treatment for Si.
Ouo by ono tlio beautiful legends of
tuo woild nro lading Into ip nentdies,
it Is now said there is no race f nilft
man in Borneo. Pcih.ij s they didn't
inc. premium lifts iiign e noui?h n
u en woiiuin t race.
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