.AS
Sdvef tiiijg lcite.
wunty'tho tern, KroMpcryo.T.Wcti?.1,.!' t,,;
ir-No paper dl-vontlnuT.! ewn 5 VJ F,,S?J"n,'n.
dm Aiihiiliinr.. until nil ...-rr"I,lu tha. Option of
continued credits will n o t ho v' hM l0"
Offlffi! m'un M paid for in MJSS-
ll,Jl'Lorr.on '2 county SSia $3 n?A
subscription dun on demand, to pay ttio
I'OHTAriR L1 mi lnrnffif n.i..i
too couiitr. 1 m sunsaibcra In
3"033 TT?T7s.TrTTr-Tv-r,-,
The ; Jobbing Department of the coi.tiiijiI .,.
ritOPESSIONAT, CArtifi,
ri I), BKOGKWAY,
ATTOltNCY-AT-L A W,
Colcmbiak nun.niNO. niooms.burg, pa,
Memo r of tho Uhium status Law Assocmiton
rollootlou made in any fart uf America or Europe!
K WALbEit,
A ttoi'noynt I .twv.
Office, Second door from 1st National Bank,
ULOOMSUUMI TA,
N
U. FUNIC,
Attotncynt-Lnw,
BLOOMSUiIKO, PA.
offlcetn Rnt's Uoilmnu,
p II A W.J.IlUOKALEW,
ATTOHNEVS-AT-LAWt
Bloorristurg, Pa.
OWc? on Main street, first door below Courtllousr
JOHN M CLARK,
ATTOHNHr.AT-LAW,
liloomsnnrgfP.
urlce over Schuyler's Ilardwaro,store.
K. rr, urrr.F, hor't. mttt i
Tl H. R. R. LITTLE,,
ATTOUNRYS-AT-LAVV,
Bloomshiirg, 1
c
W. MILLER,
' ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
OfflcelnBrower'srjutldlnir.soron'l flonr.ronm No,
1, Bloomsburg, Pa.
B
FRANK 5CARR,
Attornoy-at-7jrvv,
BLOOMflnuno, pa.
ornr-o corner of Centra and Main Streols. Clark's
Building.
Can bo consulted in Qerman.
G
1EO. E. ELWELL,
A T TO R N E Y-A T-L A W.
CotUMMlK Boitonm, Bloomsburg, Pa.
Member of the Unltod States Law Association.
Collections made In any part of America or Europo
s. KNORH.
L. S. W1MKK3TKEN.
Notary Public
KNORR & WINTEItSTEEN,
Attorneys-at-I-aw.
omco in Ilartman's Illock, corner Main and Mar
kct Btroets, Bloomsburg, Pa.
XSrVensiont and Bounties Collected.
pAUL E. WIRT,
Attornoy-at-Law.
Ofllco In llrowcr's Block, ono door below Columbian
Building
BLOOMSBURG, PA.
Gr
UY .TAUOllY,
A ttornoy -at-La-w,
BLOOMSBUItO,
Onlco In II.. T. Clark's lltillilliig.Becond floor, ocr
IT.olTmn'a Hour and feed store.
Oct. 8, 'W.
T JL MAIZE,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
AMI
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
Ofllco In Mrs. Eut'a Building, third door from Main
8treot, Mny'Ai.'Sl.
,K. OSWALD,
Attornoy-at-Lawi
Jackson Building, Rooms ! and 5,
Maya, 81, HEUWICK, PA.
TSTM. L. EYERLY,
ATTOUNJ5Y-AT-LAW,
Catawiasa, Pa.
collections promptly raado and remitted. ortlre
ooposlte Catawlsaa Deposit Bank. ni-38
Ty ir. rhawn,
"attorney-at-la w,
Cntawlssa, Pa.
Office, cornorot Third and Main Streets.
A L. FRITZ. Altornoy-nlLnw. .Office
XX. in Columbian uuiiQing, jup "
TT IlITntriwnilATir Allnrnnv.nl.T.nw. Of.
XV, nee. BrockwayH IluUdlnt', 1st floor, Iilooms
turir, Penn'a. may 7, 'so-t f
CU. BARKLEY, Attorney-at-Law. Office
, ln Brower's building, snd story, ltooms 4 4 6
B. ROBISON, Attorney-at-Law. Office
D
R. WM.M. REBER, Surgeon and Physi
cian. iimoo uarKUt iironv. nearui.-ivi..
JR. EVANS, M. I)., Surgeon and Pliysi
. clan, (omce and Ilesldoncu on Third streel
B. MoKELVY, M. D., Burgeon and Pliy
, Blclan, north aldo Main Btreet, below Markot
R. J. 0. RUTTER,
PHYSICIAN dsSDKUKON,
omco, North Market street,
Oct. 1, T.
Uloomsburff, Pa.
JQR. I. L. RABB,
PRACTICAL DENTIST,
t Main Street, opposite Episcopal Church, Blooms,
bursr, Pa,
W Teeth extracted without pain.
Oct, 1, 1879.
W. H. HOUSE,
UUtrS?'
BLOOMSBURG, COL. 00. PA,
Ml styles of work done" ln a superior manner, work
warranted as represented. Tixtii Kxtkact
ho wiTnooT 1'im by tho use of Oas, and
free of chartro wlien artificial teeth
arc Inserted.
OOlco over Bloomsburg Banking Company.
lobe open at all hours during the day,
Nov. M-ly
MISCKLLANKOUS
rt M. DRINKER, GUN and LO0K8MITIL
Sewing- Machlneaand Maohlnory of all kinds re-
pilred. Oriaa llooait Building, Bloomsburg, pa.
I)
AVID LOWKNBERO. Merchant Tailor
Main St., above Control liotei.
8. KUIIN, dealer ii. Meat. Tallow, etc,
. Centra stroet, betweon Second and Third.
JAMES REILLY,
Tonsorial Artist,
again ak hla old stand under KXCHANOK m
TUILand has an usual a KlliaT-CLAHS UA1I11KI1
HIIOP. He rcapeotfully soUclts the patronage cf
his oldoustomera and oi the puullo generally.
Juiyia, wo-tt
m v Ontnt' free to those who wish to engage In
V Pv tke most pleasant and prontable buslno&J
.Ni I known. Everything new. capital not ro.
W quired. We will furnish ynu everything. 110
a day and upwards Is easily made without staying
away from bom over night. No risk whatever.
Many new workers wauled at onoo. Many are wak-i
lag fortunes at the business Ladles make as much
as men, and young boys and girls make great pay-'
No one who U willing It) work fi Us to make more
money every day than can be made tn a week at any ,
ordinary employment. Those who engage a ooou
will and Hhort road to fortune aalrtwa flHiw
UrTAUoportiMid. Maine. (wt, la, o-l y
0. E. TiT.WT'T.T.
f i
K, MTXEITOSHDEB, rreptielors.
The Oront
Unfailing
SrECIPIC
POIl
Livet Complaint.
Tin: hy.hpto.iw op i.ivp.it ci.hpi,aint
n t" i?i'(.8ran,d,r?,n "? sl,,' sometimes pain
tliostomSiM i7r,ft''.ls, nl1'alei tor rlicmnatlmn I
Wcknr7? tV,tSuB(,i ua wlUl ,ss or PPttllB urn
5 torn ntlnir n Hh . WW' costive, sumttlmes
tiMn i nilrt .h.S'i lnX! 1110 lien(1 18 trmiblcd wltli
St mem "or w.t ', ff," n,lon.i nsldirablo loss
umiMnTm'nS ii,.pal ' "1 fc"rtion of havliiL'-lert
Mil .11 ?omSS ,. iS? Z.Mch "u'"to Dave bien 3ooo l
Srli It fiW weakness debility and low
iS tW, hh ,M?,Un Smilny of tho nbove sjmptonw
K i ft" hT,'iftn1. other times vrry few nf
Involved. lT 13 generally the oran most
KKOUtfATK THE LIVER. AND PIIKVENT
l,r7VkllM!!!,,!!n,1, -'"""'"ee, nmm At.
nil h.. thllln nml Pi'irr, llriii'iiriiei Colic.
Ili .re. m, r Spirit.. h,ir (Jimn- '
nrli, lltiiriburn, Plli-, ctr.
Tonic, Alu i alivt! nml Cntlinrtlct
ti,olm.m.0,M I-lvcr Hepulator, purclv irectable li
Unci, i.ltl, rxirnonllnnri pnnrr nml t lllcncy
on llio liter nun lililnpn,
f.J.Vi,.c,l?.u.of 'holir-sutalor la free from nausea or
?iniln.Tii,i,uln0l,u,T',curu ln Martins iSS awro'
" n "V,1 p u?r ""sliiK tlm MR. in not as a catli.
ill ,eh,uZ "F"19"11 of bile I., a" Sim
neh, Ilia Kt-eulator Is an actno puimi : after t ti i n .
inoval of Iho bllo It will reuulnto Il,o bowels imd
nnwffi " "y J" "' Zclln sold by all
UD0 S4, SMy
MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAmT
OF LYNN, MASS.
MSCOVEBEU or
LYD3A E. PINKHAM'S
VEGSTAELT! COMPOUND.
For all Fomalo Complaints.
ThlpTp.iraUoa, m Its himo BlR&lilni, eowsU of
VcfetiiMo rroiwrJM tliat arc baroU&u I o tho mukt dvl
IcutolnrallJ. U;oa oro trial an merita of thli Com
p'iimlwilllMroLtgiIz3j,MrclIcf Is imraodiAtoi
wlicn Ui uw Is contlnuo.1, la iilncty-nluo ensca tn & htn.
divJ,aporm'uioi.tcjreljeH'tod,aathouBan(Ia will tc9-tlfj-.
Oa account of It proren morlti, It U to-day ro.
comiuendea and prwcrlboU by tho best phyBlclAai la
tli.' country.
It will cure entirely tha wonrt form of falling
of tho uW-m, Lcucorrha, Irroguhr and pain"
McnstniationfolIOrarlanTroutb9r Innamniatlou and
L'l''emtion, rio(h!lnns,aIlDUr'Uwmcnta and the con
tLfmutiipinfllweaknpBH,anill3 (r,clally adapted t
tho Chtingo of h'Svt It v lit dl..otro and tipel tuinoi i
from tho utcruslnan early utaeo of development. Tho
U'tiriency tocanicrousbumortthero U checked Tcry
iKcdllylyltauo,
In fact It 1-ai prorcd to bo tho crcaV
c-t anl bpHt remedy that ha ever boon discovor
o.l. It iiermnatcn every ortioa of tho syatcm, and tfivc
newllfuandvitior, Itremoosfikmtncwi,ttatulcncy,do.
H royi ail crivluj for stimulants, and ruliovca wpolcncsa
cft''or,: ir.. h
Itcjmit:.o-it!nff, Frtvlnclips, Nervous iYostration,
OoncMlIthiIlty,Rlccii:ca.sncRf, Poprcwilori and Iudl-Kor.lit-n.
TliatfoolUiflrof hearing down, causinff jialn,
w cl;l.t and bac kaclu, Id alw ays jxnnanpntly cured by
Itjuae, Itvillatalltlmc,andundcrall clrcumitan
cpa, act In harmony with tho law that governti tho
fonialoBYstem.
ForKiilnt'yComplaiataof tlther hx thla oompounj
li unaurpassod,
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Is prepared at 233 and 235 Wcrttoi n Avenue, Lynn, Mokh
ik'0$t.W. S.x buttles for $5.00. Sent by mail Li the
form of pllbi.alxilnthoform ofljozcna, oa roceipt
of price, per dot, for cither, lira. riNXUAM
frcclyanswcrsalllcttcrsof Iniulry, Bend for pam
phlet. Addrcsa as alwvo Htntlon this paptr.
No family should bo without LYPIA E. I'lSKIIAM
U Kit TILLS. They euro Constipation, BiUou&uet
'idTorpidityof tlroLlvcr, McuoUptrboi.
EXCHANGE HOTEL.
W. R. TUBBS, PROPRIETOR
EL00MSEURO. FA.
OPPOSITE COUKT'.IIOUSE.
Lnrce and convenient samnlo rooms, llath rooms'
hot and cold water, and all modern conveniences'
8. F. SHARPLESS,
Cor. Centre and Hall Houd SW., near L. & II. Depot.
Lowest Prices will not be undersold.
Manufacturer of MINE CAll WHEELS, Coal Break
er and Bridgo Castings, Water Pipes, Stoves, Tin
ware, Plows, I HON PENCE, and all kinds of Iron and
Brass 0 -.stings.
Tho rrlglnal Montroso, iron beam, right hand
loIthand.andsldohtllPlowMhobtst In the mark
et, and all kind? of plow repairs.
Cook Stoves, P.oom Stoves, and Stoves for heating
stores, fchool houses, churches, tc, Also the larg.
est stock of repairs for clfy stoves, wholesale and
retail, such as Flro Brlck.Orates, Cross Pieces, Lids
Sc. Ac, Stove Pipe, Cook Boilers, Skllllta, Cako-
Plates, large Iron Kettles, (20 gallons to ltf barrels)
Farm Bells, Sled Soles, Wagon Boxes,
"Allentown Bone Manure"
PLASTEIt, SALT, 4C, AC
Jan 9, 'sa-iy
SPE1NG AKD SUMMER CLOTHING
-M-A.
J. EVANS,
Thn uptown Clolhler, has Just received a flno line
of Now Uoods, and Is prepared to make up
SPRING AND SUMMER SUITS
For Men and BoyB ln tno neatest manner and Latest
styles.
GENTS' FURNISHING GOODS,
Hats, Caps. &o..
Always on hand. Call and Examine. EVANS' BLOCK
Corner Mulu and Iron sireets,
BLOOlYISnURO, VJL.
BLOOMSBURG PLAMHG MILL.
mi. ,,nHi.H tiuvinr. nut hla Planlntf Mill on
Ilailroacl Ntreet, In nrst-ciasH condition, la prepared
to do all klnda of work ln his line.
FRAMES, SASH, DOORS,
BLINDS( MOULDINGS.
FLOORING, Etc.
furnished at reasonable prices. All lumber used la
i7,'n K.nKiinnd and none but sktllcd workmen are
employed.
ESTIMATES FOR BUILDINGS
. . . . K,,nn,,n lllnna Anrl BfUlfilflfJltinnB
prepared by an experienced draugbtainau.
CIIAltliVS KlUIfl,
nioonifibiirc;, I'".
B
F. II A HTM AN
n.tuflflliml TUB rOLLOWINO
AMS-ninAN INSURANCE COMPANIESl
, Mnnfiv IVnnhVlvanlA.
North Amertoan of Hu-didphia, l"a
ranxnn, ui -'enusylvanlaof
M
... Vnrlr. T'A
iianovorof New , Vert
TJU10V UU rw ' . ' " '! - .
DC4.M, T-ir.
BLOOMSBTJR.G, PA., FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 16,
LIST OF PREMIUMS
TO UK AWAHDEO 1IY THE
Colonilila County Jlsrtcnttnral Society,
AT TIIKIIl
2GTII ANNUAL FAIR,
TO DC IIKLO AT
IJLOOMSBUIIG, PA.,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
October 12, 13, 14, 15, 1881.
CLASS I HORSES.
DIVISION 1 STALLIONS.
Judges Ellis llingrosc, SupUj Daniel
Stinc, John Kistlur.
Best blooded fltallion, S10 00
Second beat, 5 00
liest stallion for all work, 8 00
Second best, 00
Dost stallion colt not over ! years, -1 00
Second best, 2 00
DIVISION 2 llllAUallT 1IOHSF.3 AMD MAIIKH.
Judneu John Kyer, Sunt, j Isaao
Dyer, Samuel f4irrfjer.
liest pair draught horses or mares,
stylo and streugtli to bo tested
in harness Saturday 11 o'clock; SO 00
Second best, 3 00
DIVISION!) CAMHAOU IIOUSRS AND.MA11KS.
Judges Dr. 0. I.oiikcr,Supt.; Saniuel
Ilidlay, V. M. Hess.
Uest pr. carriage horses ormares, 10 00
Second beat, ! 00
First single, Ti 00
Second single, 2 oO
DIVISION -1 C0I.T8, imOOD MAKKS AND
JIUI.KS.
Judges A. P. Heller, Supt.; William
J. Iiidlcmau, Win. L. Frcas.
Ik'fit brood mare, colt by her side, S3 00
Second best, ! 00
Third boat, 2 00
Uest horso or marc between three
and four years;
Second best, , 2
liest maro or gelding between two
and three years, fi
Second best, 2
Uest horse or marc colt between ono
and two years, 3
Second best, 1
Uest horse or niaro colt under ten
months, 3
Second best, 1
Uest pr. match colts under ! years
broken to harness, fi 00
Second best, 2 50
Best pair of mules, fi 00
Second best, 2
Tho commlttco of Oils class will caicfully noUco
all meritorious spans or teams, not mentioned above
and report tho samolothe lluvlhlni? committee for
prpmlums.v!. : Teams of ponlis, Knntvloj, .c
ExhILliors under this elass will have their horses
on tno ground by ten o clock Thuuday morning,
wu mey w in oe examined,
CLASS II CATTLE.
Judges Elias IIcnderHhott, Supt.; A
15.
i roup, li. Jj. Jjcmoii.
snocr noitMS.
Pedigrees must bo furnished tho Seo-
retary at the time of makinir. the entry,
with a reference to tho register in tho
lioru book.
best bull one year and upwards, Slfi 00
" cow 3 yeara and upwards, 12 00
" cow or heifer under 3 years, fi 00
" calf under 12 months, 3 00
WITHOUT rEDlOBUK.
Uest bull 3 years and upwards, 8 00
Second best bull 3 years and up
wards, -1 00
Uest cow 3 years and upwards, 7 00
Second best cow 3 yeara and up
wards, 3 50
Uest heifer between G and 12 mos., 3 00
Second best heifer botween C and
12 months. 1 50
DHVONS.
Pedigrees mint accompany tho entries.
Uest bull 1 year and upwards, 15 00
" cow 3 years and upwards, 12 00
" cow or heifer under 8 years, 5 00
" calf under 12 months, 3 00
WITHOUT PEDIOKBL',
Uest bull 3 years and upwards, SH 00
Second best bull 3 years and up
wards, -1 50
Uest cow 3 years and upwards, 7 00
Second best cow 3 years and up
wards 3 5p
Uest heifer between C and 12 inos., 3 00
Second best heifer betweeu G and
12 months, 1 5p
JUKSNrS.
Pedigrees must accompany thcentriei.
Best bull 1 year and upwards. $15 00
" cow 3 years and upwards, 12 00
" cow or heifer under 3 years, 5 0()
" calf under 12 months, 3 0(1
WITHOUT PKDIOKIUi.
Uest bull 3 years and upwards, $8 00
Second best bull 3 years and up
wards, 4 00
Uest cow 3 years and upwards. 7 00
Second beat cow 3 years and up
wards, 3 50
Uest heifer between G and 12 mos., 3 00
Second best heifer between G and 12
months, 1 50
AI.DKKNI1YS
Pedigrees must accompany tho entries,
Uest bull 1 year and upwards, ijilfi 00
" cow 3 years and upwards, 12 00
" cow or heifer under 3 years, fi 00
" calf under 12 months, 3 00
WITHOUT PKKKIHKKS.
Uest bull 3 years and upwards, $8 00
Second best bull 3 years and up
wards. 4 00
Uest cow 3 years and upwards, 7 00
Second best cow 3 years and up
wards, 3 50
Uest hoiferbetvrccu G and 12 mos., 3 00
Second best heifer between Gaud 12
mouths, 1 50
oufcitHSKrs.
Pcditrrecs must accompany thocntrics.
Host bull 1 year and upwards, Sjfi 00
cow o yearn and upwards, 12 00
cow or heifer under 3 years, 5 00
calf under 12 months, 3 00
without Pi'.Dioitei:,
Uest bull 3 years and upwards, $8 00
Second best bull 3 years and tip-
warns, ! (H)
Uest cow 3 years and upwards, 7 0O
Second best cow 8 years nnd up
wards, s so
Host heifor between 0 and 12 mos., 3 00
Second best heifor but weeu (i and 12
months,
1 50
ti 00
8 00
2 00
4 00
2 00
(hiadi:d stock.
Uest bull,
Second liest,
Uest bull under 10 months.
" cow 2 years and upwards,
" heifor under 2 years,
NATIVK blOOK.
Uest bull,
4 00
2 00
5 00
2 60
fortlta.
Second host,
Host cow,
Second best,
Kxhlfcltora will Imvo Itur Mock rtacly
IuOYks Ui txauilan by liu oVIwki. ui . u Tt
UiiiHlay,
au iw icuua ubui is u-ciook u truky.
CLASS III SWINE.
Judges A. P. Kester, Supt.) Andrew
Fowler, Daniel Morris.
Host brood sow nnd pigs,G or iuorc,$G 00
Second best, 4 00
Uest boar, fi 00
Second best, 3 00
Uest brood sow, fi 00
Second best, 2 50
Uest lot of pigs, 8 or more, under
8 weeks, 4 00
Second best, 2 00
CLASS IV SHEEP.
Judges Joseph Dcwitt, Supt.; Ayill
iam Furgeson, Isaac Mowory.
Host buck, SG 00
Second best, 4 00
Uest owe, fi 00
Second best, 3 00
Host lot of lambs, not less than 8, 8 00
Second best, 4 00
CLASS V POULTUY.
Judges A. II. Shnrplcss, Supt.; Eli
J. Old, Thomas Hagenbiich.
TIJItKEVS.
Hesl forty pound turkey,
" pair turkeys,
Second best,
$5 00
2 00
1 00
OIIICKr.NS.
Uest trio Leghorns. 1 00
" " Hrahmas, 1 00
" " black Spanish, 1. 00
" " bull Cochin, 1 00
" " Plymouth Hocks, 1 0Q
DUCKS.
Uest pair, 1 00
Second best, 50
tuxsu.
Host pair, ' 1 00
Second best, 50
l'MKONS.
Uest and largest disp.ay, 2 00
CLASS VI GRAIN, SEEDS AND
FLOUH.
Judges John F. Urown, Supt.; John
Ueagle, Wesley Ash.
Uest fifty lbs. wheat flour, 2 00
Second best, 1 00
Uest lifty lbs. buckwheat Hour, 1 00
Second best, 50
Host half bushed clover seed, 1 00,
Second best, 50
Uest half bushel timothy seed, 1 00
Second best, 50
Host bushol white wheat, 2 00
Second best, 1 00
Host bushel red wheat ' 2 00
Second best, 1 00
Uest bushel rye, 1 00
Second best, 50
Host bushel oats, 1 00
Second best, 50
Host bushel corn, different varieties, 50
" bushel buckwheat,, I 00
" twelvo stalks and corn, 1 00
CLASS VII VEGETABLES.
Judges-Joseph Garrison, Supt.; Steven
Drcshcr, Elisha Kingroso.
Uest nnd largest display of potatoes,
half bushel of each variety, 82
Second best, 1
Uest bushel potatoes, 1
Second best,
Uest half bushel sweet potatoes,
raised by exhibitor, 1
Uest bushel field turnips,
" half bushel rutabagas, "
" " " sugar beets,
" " " mangle wurzel, "
a a i,cet!) ,
" " " carrots, ,"
" " " parsnips, "
" " " onions, "
'' peck hops "
" dozen mangoes, "
" peck tomatoes, "
" half dozen vegetablo oysters, '
" half dozen squashes, "
" half dozen heads of cabbage, "
" field pumpkins,
" half dozen citrons, '
" three bunches celery, "
" four ogg plants, 7
" two dozen peppers, 50
" two quarts lima beans, " '
" two quarts butter beans, '
" two dozen radishes, "
" three water melons, 4
" i peck peas, "
" peck onion sets, "
" cactus, 1 00
" lemon or orange tree, 2 00
" three heads cauliflower, 50
Persons comnctlnir for nremlums on tho lanrest
nod liest display of potatoes will not bu.allov.edu
premium on the samo separately.;
CLASS VIII FRUIT.
DIVISION 1.
Judges Oliver Evans, Supt.; John
.MciUiohaol, F. F. Slorceron.
APPM -i.
Uest display of winter, not less than
5 varieties, o of each, !f2 00
Second best, I 00
Uest looking peck of fall or winter
apples, 1 00
Second best, . 50
Uest keeping winter npples, bus. 1 00
uest lau appies,not less tlian-J bus. "
Uest flavored peck fall or winternpples "
UestquartyellowSiberi.au crabs, 50
Uest quart red Siberian crabs, "
PKAttS.
Uest display dwarf or standard, fivo
varieties,six of each, 2 00
Second-best, 1 00
Uest looking, any kind, half dozen 50
1 llavorou most juicy nalt dozen "
; largest half dozen, dwarf or
standard, fall or winter, 50
PUACHUS.
Uest display of any kind, fivo vari
eties, sis of each, 2 00
Uest flavored and most juicy A doz. 50
Uest and finest looking half dozen, "
liest and largest variety doz. eacli, "
QUINCES.
Host dozen. 1 00
Second best, . 50
dltAPKS.
Uest display. wild or cultivated, (hot
house excluded,) livo varieties, 2 00
Second best, 1 00
Host six clusters of Concord, 50
ot JJclnwurc, "
of Clinton, "
of Isabella, "
of Hartford Prolific, "
of Iona, "
of Adiro'iida'o, "
of Rebecca, "
of Ymk. Madeira, "
ii
ii
it
I'l.lTMS.
Best display, not less than two vnri
'otios, onu dozou each,
ItASPIU'.ltltlKS.
50
"Best display.any kind, not less than
two varieties,
DIVISION ' 2.
50
CHESTNUTS.
Best quart,
Ditiun K:iriT.
50
5()
ii
ii
ii
ii
ii
Best quart dried apples,
ii
ii
pears,
quinceu,
peachos,
cherries, pittoJ,
ohurrios, unpiltod,
ii
ii
ii
i
it
n
ii
u
Host quart diicd raspberries, 50
it
blackberries, "
dewberries. "
whortleberries, "
plums, "
" " " I wot client, "
" " " prune", "
Thn fruit net ti removed until Ihocloso of the
exhllillloii, nnd particular rjirntnlvooliscrvolbyall
persons that tho sumo Is not Injured.
CLASS IX WINES AND LIQUORS.
Judges John Ilartmaii, Supt.; Joseph
Ralston, Daniel Knorr.
Uest quart currant wine, 50
" " blackberry wine, "
" " grapo wine, "
" " cherry wine, "
" " ryo'whiskoy, . , "
" " cider vinegar, "
CLASS X DO.AIESTIO JIANUFAO
TURES. DIVISION 1.
Judges John K. Grotz, Supt.; Jfrs.
Frank Uomboy, Sliss Anna Evans.
Best loaf of bread
$2 00
Second best loaf of bread.
Best roll of butter,.'! lln. or more,
Second best,
Uest apple pie,
" peach pie,
" pumpkin or squash pie,
" mince pie,
," lemon pie,
" grape pie, , ,
" p.icofany other kind,
" ' biscuit,
" sponge cake,
" cocoanut cake,
" pound cake,
" fruit cake,
" ginger cake,
" caku of any other kind,
CLASS X CANNED FRUIT
DIVISION 2.,
00,
50
00
50
50
Judges E. U. Dricsbach, Supt.; Mrs.
Douglas Hughes, Mrs. Thos. Barton.
Best canned fruit, different kinds
(not less than ono quart each ) now,
Best cucumber pickles, now,
" variety pickles, new,
" cured ham,
" samples yeast, ,
" hard soap, i
" soft soap,
" gallon maple molasses,
1 00
CLASS X J ELL1 ES, BUTTE R S AND
PRESERVES.
DIVISION 3.
Judges IJ. R. Bower, Supt.; Mrs.
Amos Wanich, Mrs. Jacob Yeager,
Best sample fruit jelly, now, 7"
" " " iireserves, now, 50
' " " butter, now, "
CLASS XI HOUSEHOLD MANU
FACTURES. Judges Jacob Wenn, Supt.; Mrs. Well.
Yeauer, Mis. William Beers.
Best ten yards flannel,
" ten yards woolen cloth,
" ten yards carjict,
" ten yards plain linen,
" knit wool blockings,
" knit cotton stockings
" knit wool mittens,
" home made chemise.
82 00
2 00
1 00
1 lb or more, snniplo stocking yarn, "
i in or more, lancy colors, yarn, "
Hot pfiir woolen blankets, "
" pair linen sheets, "
" hand made night dress, "
" patch quilt by girl under 13 yrs.,2 00
CLASS XII NEEDLEWORK AND
EMBROIDERY.
DIVISION 1.
Judges John Deemer, Supt.; Miss
Mary C. Monroe, Miss I. A. Fowler.
Best knit quilt, 1 00
" tidy,
" suit of clothes, "
" totting work, "
" , silk embroidery,
" cotton embroidery, 50
" womted embroidery,
1
" liand niiiilo lace,
" counterpane,
" woited mat,
" cotton mat,
" worked slippers,
" fancy pin cushion
" head diess,
Bestafghaii or lap robe,
50
50
1 (10
2 00
" sample needle work, Silver Thimble
CLASS XII-ORNAMENTAL WORK.
DIVISION 2.
Judges-lion. T. Jefr.VaudcrslicCjSupt.;
Jlrs. Ellis Eves, Miss Mattic Conner.
Best Specimen bead work,
" " shell work,
Si 00
ii
" '" burr work, !
" " leather work, '
" " hair work, "
" " wax' work, '
" " moss work, "
Second best specimen of above, each, 50
CLASS XHT-FINE ARTS, PENMAN
SHIP AND DESIGNS.
DIVISION 1.
Judges J. 31. Smith Supt.; 3Iiss Agnes
Vnndorslioe, 3liss Kato Shoemaker.
iiLnt, ,ii x.iiii.iii,
Second best..
Best drawing,
Second best,
$2 00
1 00
2 00
1 00
Uestspecimcu penmanshin, 50
" " book binding, "
" " wood graining, "
" lettering on marble, "
" " sign iaiutiug, "
" display printing, "
" transparent painting, "
CLASS XIII FLOWERS.
DIVISION 2.
Judges John B. Withers, Supt.;
3liss Laura Rupert, 3Iiss Kato Mcars.
Rest display of flowers, S3 00
Second best, 2 00
Third best, 1 00
Hest collection of dahlias, 50
" spec, houso plants in bloom, 1 00
" hang, basket with growing plants,50
CLASS XIV VEHICLES.
Judges D. W. Kitchen, Supt.; Arthur
ureasey, Wellington eager.
Host phaeton,
$3 00
ii
2 00
!! 00
:i oo
2 00
ii
1 00
2 00
ii
ii
" tamily carriage,
open buggy,
tl '"IKKJ'i
rami wagon,
spring wagon for farm use,
sprino wagon for pleasure,
' wheelbanow,
sleigh,
sulky,
skeleton wagon,
CLASS XV AGRICULTURAL I3L
PLEMENTS, 3IACI I INERY, AO.
Judges Jacob Harris, Supt.iKiuunuol
Stout, Jerry Kostonbauder. '
Hesl right hand plow, dip
" left hand plow, dip
" right nnd left (inud plow, dip
" corn jdow, dip
" subsoil plow, dip
" wpiai-o drag, din
IS KiJ WPf JtfMTOUH WFVfllL'ffl
1881.
Host one-horsp cnltivatoor, dip
" two-lioi-so ciiltivtator. diji
" two-homo corn planter, dip
" ono-hoi'so corn planter, dip
" thresher nnd soparater coin., dip
" mower and reaper, dip
" liny fork, dip
" jiortablo cider prow, dip
" clover huller, dip
" sausage grinder, liji
" washing machine, diji
" clothes wringer, dip
" grubbing hoc, 50
" set miner's picks fiO
" jiair of four and hind horso
shoos, 1 00
" ax handle, fiO
" grain cradle, ' ' dip
" roller, dip
" fanning mill, ' dip
" corn shelter, dip
" straw and fodder cutter, diji
" harvester, diji
" hay tender, dip
Any now or meritorious Implements exhibited and
not provldnd for In thornregoliin; cl.iss, tlio JiuK'es
may rwport. iho merits of tho nainofor premiums Ui
tlio HcOsliig Committee.
CLASS XVI STOVES, TINWARE,
EARTHENWARE, tC.
Judges A. H. Clover, Supt.; Stephen
Crawford, Frank Hagentiuch.
Hest cooking stove with fixtures, 2 00
" parlor slovo with fixtures, 2 00
" ' variety tinware, 2 00
. " variety earthenware, 2 00
" set artificial teeth, 2 00
" display of marble work, 2 00
CLASS XVII CABINETWARE,
SHOEMAKERS, TANNERS, &C.
Judges .Tno. V. McIIcury, Supt., Win.
31. lirodboudcr, Luvingston Yeager.
Uest set double draught harness, S3 00
" " " carriage harness, 5 00
" single carriago liarness, 3 00
" pair calf boots, 1 00
" jiair kip boots, 1 00
" tiair miners shoes, 50
" bureau, 1. 00
dressing stand, "
" display cabinetwaro fi 00
" set wiudnor chairs, 1 00
" set spring seat cliairs, "
" settee,
" rocking chair, "
" half dozen brooms, 50
" two sides solo leather, 1 00
" two sides kip leather, "
'' two calf skins, "
" sample brick, ' 50
CLASS XVIII BEES AND BEE
HIVES.
Judges 31. K. Appelnian,Supt.; Stott
3IcIIenry, John 3Iensch,
Uest swarm Italian bees, S5 00
Second best, 3 00
Host swarm black bees, 3 00
Second best, 2 00
Uest display 'white clover honey, 1 00
Second liest, 50
Best display buckwheat honey, 1 00
Second best, 50
Best jar extracted honey, "
Second best, 25
Uest box honey, fi His or more, 1 00
Second best, 50
The bees and hOLeyto havobeen tho pioduccol
the exhibitor.!.
CLASS XIX 3IUSICAL INSTRU
3IENTS AND SEWING 3IACIIINES.
A Miltabio phce In tho bulldlii!? will Ih set apart
mi mi' i..iiiumuii oi UH1CU9 enieicii lntnn class.
No premiums.
CLASS XX BABIES.,
Judges-31is. T.Jeff. Vnnderslice,Suj)t.;
31 rs. John Wngonsellcr, 3Irs. Hannah
Webb, 3Irs. S. 31. Quick, 3irs. Alice
Edgar.
Prettiest baby under ono year, $10 00
Second, fi 00
CLASS XXI 3IUSIC.
Hest band in the county, S25 00
ll.ind engaged by the Socle ly not to ccmpete con
lest lo lie on Fililay. (.'ompiUnt Judges will bo te
lee led.
CLASS XXII EQUESTRIANIS3L
Judges .ToM.pli Knelly, Sujit., W.
31. 3Iouioe, Orvis 31clleiiry, 31iss Sadu
Diei.sbaeh, 3lihS Nettie .Mellenry.
Best female equestrian, $10 00
Second best, 5 00
Silunl.iynt ton n'elnck,
CLASS XXIII.
JudgesG. L. Johnson, Supt.; Win.
Ulaek, Wall Hagenbiich.
Footrace Thumlay at 2 o'clock.
Best. ' 85 00
once nround track. Not less than threo to start,
CLASS XXIV.,
Judges Philip 3Iiller, Supt.; Daniel
3Iowery, John Gorden.
Running 31ulo Race, Thursday
3 o'clock.
-1 mile heat, not less than four to
start, no person to ride his own
mule, and the mule that comes in
last to iceeiyo the prize. $3 00
CLASS XXV TRIALS OF SPEED.
Judges Hon. E. J. 3IcIIenry, Supt.:
w... i i.' i..i... ii... i..r.. ii. . .
ii in. .i. mum, .nam jii'Miei, Hum
phrey Parker, Casper Rhawn.
COUNTY SPOKTINO LIST TI1UU3DAY AT 1
o'clock.
Best horso or 'maro between 4 or 8
years old, in tho county, that can
tiot aniilo in harness, in 3 min
utes, 825 00
Second best, 15 00
Third belt, 10 00
i'p.iday, 10 o'clock, a. m.
Best colt under 4 yenrs.in tho coun
ty, unit can trot a mile in harness
in 4 minutes, 810 00
Second best, fi 00
Third liest, 3 00
PAU.MKHS' l.IST,riIIDAY 1 o'clock p. 31.
Best trotting horso or maro in tlio
county, that never was on any
track beforo, 825 00
Second best, io 00
Third best, fi 00
SATUItOAY 1 O'CLOCK, OPEN TO ALL.
Best trotting homo or mare, $100 00
Second best, GO 00
Third best, 2fi 00
All rntrniico fees mtisttio paid ticforo tho entry
will lHMiiada hell ant o feo leu per cent of nurwi.
Not U'ks Hum four entries to make a race. All trials
to Ik) ilix'tiled bv (ho U'st llim. nut nr in,, i,r.iu
Ilorrvestiuuii'gln tho Pal mei 'b Trot, will Iw eligible
in ,,ii ttitj lumi. J1UIIM7I I'HKH'IU I u mo i ouuiy
sroitliig llsteaii enur intlmnco to all. Thuen-
IIH'H III Iho Pilimtr'S Trot. Will I'lOknnl 19 n'plrua-
lildnj 1.0011. EimleHto Suiuidnj's rate will che
Satuulay at 1-o'clock noon, In Dm Inoto all S:10
imioi i,uwuuui,f uu jiii iiuuiu win oouwaiucu.
HULKS ANII ltE(UT.VriONS.
1. All rcrtoiiB having articles lor ohiblllon or
ronrrtlilon muii, xuro exhlblior'a checks ot tho
Aiti ciniten Ik I, menu ring num.
. MlnoiB can U ci nut ixhlblioiB wlun tlitlrpa.
renLsbateixblbltoriiLhcrkH.
1. '1 lie mid dump-uth-n is open to all. Persons
ji 1. 111 hum 1 iiiuiiuis unit riai a uuii ii'i'iiuo exiiiul
lors oi1 the nm.o leinm as cllli ns ( f this manly,
l. All uillcliH ilfinu lor wmRtlllwi must Ui
own. (1 In Iho iflM 1 lllor r, r mi ilniK l'mim i,,..
Kb it-, Hoci8. Ao , must biigiown by Ihocorniiuil.
mr, in ii mi iuuiuinciuri.u aniens must bo made by
tliocompotllor. " '
a. Nu lioifcn or inure will lie i llclblo loer.tiir I'nrm.
cr's 1IH ir Ciuifly Hpoiili g 1jm, unler trlalsuf
SHed, unlissowMdby tlio coiniielltirlhli'iy Uaja
iliviouslu llui Pulr.
0. allMiHkinuslljewliat It Is represented tobc,
or nn mil ms will bo rom nm.
1 AllanicUa for nxhlbitionorcomjoilUon muvt
tmrmiiril I.) mer.'cloclf n m on Wiili.indavtliO
.mi, liiHiiiu aumaisur JilcJm enured roruxtdbl.
lion ran bo liken a ay la toro U10 close o( the l'alr,
TIIK COLUMBIAN, VOL. XV.NO. !?7
OOtUMllIA D3MOOIIAT, VOL.SLVI, NO. f
oxcertby pormlsaton of Or)inmlun, nnd no premi
ums will be pslil ui violation ot tills nilo, except
oxhlbllor.i of buriWH, mr, or k, lding, shall nt bo
reiiuiwd 10 keep their "ulmnwi on tlm ground at
night during lio 1'ilr. but must h v tbi in on tho
ground by s o'clock eeeh dy. . ...
s no unmoltiii!. Or irainp of chnuco Of nnr Kind
wlnleier will bo allowed urou or In thn Wclijlly of
thn fair vMUud. find for the purmwe of preient
lug tlieadiolsfilon of am p.'rsou 61,1110 grou.ids with
g 1 ines it "Hft'i. Ci huh iu pruvinf ut h.u i.iiuiiuu
nfi.nv ivim mmll li. nnv li.enns train ndmiMlnr,
there Will bo a llronse gianlert to an p rsonM hhu-i.
Ing wl'h txblbiilons, or for thermrposp tf relilug
anrnrili'lea, by the I Ibrarbm of the Asoel itlou, at
IilsdlaoitllJTi.irtiieoi.jec', o' anraiionisiiiwiuiumi
proper, upon th : iwymer' ofBiich sum as hemiy
determine., whloh lic-ii. huvi be felt died and
the holiitr then of driven from the grounds immedi
ately up n the dcluellon by the librarian, rirnpju
ir,ionnat oii given n m u, hu.v ptinuii, ui inu cibi
1 inn nf nnv ffnmo lit chnuco orcambilna by tbODtr
son li'ildinganeh llccnso. Anil without license as
nrnrcmaio, no person v-iu ui ihtiiiuicu mi kiiu hi u
hlblUon if any ktnd for pirrKinnl profit, or cxpoie
a .y article rorBjie upon mo Kruuouj.
J. 0 licenso will 0 granted to standi that Bell
fiiitrlliimiH nr inAlt llrmora.
nblns or not, must bo ri spectod as prlvato proivcrtj ;
111. V ICTIIIP., 1 1 nrueu". e muivi u. nimuc, imi-
anil any pcison aeucieuin purioiuingoriuji
tiuni, win oeiienitwiinaccoruiDg 10 mw,
it. .tnriirrR nmnintfrt to examino tho dllTetent
ciaRses, w,u comer n laior upou mu iiBsueriii'-ii uj
calling at tho sucrrtarj 's onico early orrJhursday
morning 10 ooiain iniruuuuiia.
n. '1 i,n runnris of Uw Beieral .tlulcts mu,t tw
pns d upon mu aptrmed by the l!..Mlng CommlU
ice HKoie ordi IB will In" drawn for premiums.
.0 Ipm' mi awarded to persons residing out ff
the Town ti luoomauurg, win 00 pani on mu tuur
noon of 1 lie 'ust duv of the Pair, by the Treusurer,on
prcentnt ion of tlit-lr proper orders.
On We ines.lay tlio ground! will bo open to the
nuMtn lintl rontinue ou 11 lour dais.
Noperson will bo tiirmruea 10 voto at Iho next
annum eieci, 011 01 111,0 mijiiuiioii ivhiuui, iiiuuu.
elnrr liN tiieiiibrrthln ticket.
Exhibitors will euiifer a favor on tho society br
sending , clissed list of tho articles ihey wish to
ixhltli, to tho.setrelniy nseurlyos iirilbh, th.it
Ihoy may bnentrred previous to tno first, dav.ol the
Pair, or, Ifuvo thorn at tho ofllco of T. Jeff Vilndir-
slice, where they will to called tor.
Poetical.
COM POUTED.
Under tho clouds tho wild winds cry
With titter plaint nnd moan;
Their walling volcea rlso nod die,
Thn air Is ruled with sob and sign;
"Hut, hoarta so sad and lono,
(lod'a lovo 13 over alii"
Beneath tho sky that bears no star
Tho Btorm-tossed waves aro ttruwn,
A moaning waste that stretches far,
And ucop and dark tho waters arc;
"But, hearts that weep alone,
nod's !ovo 13 under all I''
Wild desert lands beforo mo spi d
Wlthbrlnrs overgrown;
My feet the wilderness must tread,
My soul by sorrow's hand bo led
"But, heart that maketh mean,
Cod b lovo Is through It mil"
oh rich, o sweet, o lare, complete!
o lovo divine at last mado known!
Tho days go by with. Hying feet,
Thore hero nnd there together meet,
"O, hearts, no mora alone,
tlod's lovo surrounds It all!"
KOVEU'S I'ETITIOX.
JAMES T. FIELD'S LAST rOKST,
"Kind traveler, do not pass mc by,
Anil thus a poor old dog forsake;
But slopainomontonjourwny,
And hear my woe, for pity's Bakcl
"My namo Is Itover; yonder houso
Was once my homo for many 11 year ;
My master loved me; ci ery hand
Caressed your Itover, far and near.
"Tlio Children lodo upon rn back,
A nil I could hear my praises sung:
With Joy I licked their pretty feet,
As around my shaggy sides they clung.
"I wnirhed thim while t'jey played or slept
I gavo them all I had to give;
My strength was tin Ira mm mom till night;
For only th in I eaied to ino.
"Now l am old, and blind, and lam",
Tiiey'vu turned mo out to die alone,
Without a shelter for my haad,
vithout c scrap of breu! or bono.
"This morning 1 can h mlly crawl,
WI1U11 Milvcrlng In thusuow- and ball;
My leelh tie dr rplng one by one;
I ccnico have strength to wag my tall.
"I'm palsied grown with moit.il pains,
My ulih.riMll!inb3ti'Ousclossnov;
My voice Is almost gone, you see1,
And I cm harnly make my bow.
"Perhaps you'll lead mo to a Hud
Where I may find some .rkndly straw,
On which to lay my aching limbs,
A nd rest my hol lebs broken paw.
"Stranger, excuso tills story long,
And pardon, pray, my ljst appeal:
Yuu'to owned a dog, yourulf, peihaps,
Ami learned that dogs, like men, can feci."
Yes, poor old Itover, como with me;
Food, with warm shelter, I'll supply
And Heaven forgive tlio cru 1 souls
Who drove you forth tos uivii nnd UK
A (lily, in I'onr Hays,
Some time ago nn old prospector
named Redpath found some iloat rook
011 tho hills about ten miles from Dead
wood, Dakota, which ho thought was
puro carbonate. IIo brought it to the
city, had it assayed, ami found that it
went up to tho thousands of ounces of
silver to tho ton. llo also showed it to
old Colorad6 miners, who pronounced it
the puro stuff, nml weio very anxious to
discover where it camo from. Thero
was n great deal of mystery at first, but
tlio Bccret finally leaked out, and tho ex
citement commenced. It was mild at
first, but in a short time- it took posses
sion of everybody, and the stampede of
tuo season was inaugurated. Tlio ground
on which tlio discovery was mado was
in a wild portion of tho country that had
never been prospected, Thero wero no
roads to tho point, and tho first crowd of
treasure hunters mado their wnv on
horseback or afoot. They camo back
with specimens of rich rock, nnd in a
day or two Deadwood, Central City and
Lead City wero almost depopulated. A
town wns laid out, lots drawn lor by all
present, rules of government agreed to,
and tlio placo named "West Virginia
City." In forty-eight hours the town
contained nearly 1000 inhabitants nnd
nino saloons weio in operation. On the
third day two faro banks wcro opened.
restaurants weio tarted, and to cap tho
..1! .1. r .1 1 ., n
ciuuax, on uio lonrui day tno lust copy
-f I ,1 . . .... .1 -
oi a iiauy newspaper, caned i no uarbo
nato Reporter, was issued. Fifty build,
intrs have been erected durum tho last
weok, nnd ns high as 8500 has been paid
for building lots. Tlio town promises to
bo permanent, ns thero have been many
rich finds.
I)lsuniearuiue of a Mine.
"It don't do to fool with giant pow
der," said nn old timer in tho Larimo
ioomcaiifj ofllco "It's powerful stuff
I had a tin thousand dollar iniuo over in
tho Queen ot Sheby district in '50 called
tlio (joshnllhemlock claim. I was offered
ten thousand dollars for it, with five
thousand dollnis iu Sager-hrush placer
stock besides, if sho opened up as well
ton feet further down. Wo put in a blast
of giant powder, nnd when wo went to
iniiko mi examination wo couldn't find
tho Goshallhemlock with an assessor and
u search warrant. Tho holo was thero,
but thero wasn't quartz enough to throw
lit. il vnltl.r ilnif- Afir Llfi ta .
..r ....... .-o' "v ...v. c, iu ni'ii 11
inino jimt befoio you put in tho giant
Downer; nun uii'ii u ino owner wants
blow tho property jpto tho middle
next Chistmns, let biln do It,"
"Know her!" "Oh, yes." "Is sho n
New Yoikcr t" "Wtll,yt not n native.
bhu u INow orkor by vaccination."
to h
Sm It
ft i n.m
Mt. ROD U.III
t on ii.on ii oi
o.m i ion 2aon
tani n.m
lT.m svi nun
anon aim loair
Ontnch n.M
TrrOlnehe s.m l.ti
ThreolnchM ,. 4.M
Four Inches a.m r."
otiarter column.... a i"
llalt column In..' li.n
Ono column so.oo avm
Yearly drenloinenla p.iyabln quiiierly. Tran
sient advertisements mint bo p..M for before Inserted
except where partlej have arco,uula.
Leirnl nrtverll vinenls two dollars ner Inch for three
Inserilons, and at that rate (or additional Insertions
viiuioui rcicrrnco to icnsm.
Krecutor'a. Administrator, and Aurtltnrtt no'iom
three dollars. Must bo pnlil for when lusortfld.
Transient or Local notices, ten cents a lino, rcTUt.vi
advertiscmenta half rates.
Card? in tho "Business Directory" column, on
dollar per year for each line.
-v MifllMMTigl'JMWWW.
Odd Items.
A TnAVI'.I.KIlfl STOItY.
After Fjieiidiiig months nt European
and American watering places and thou
sands of dollnrs looking for health, I re
turn! d home dishearleiiid and wretched.
I had consulted the heft physicians and
traveled far nnd near without benefit and
exported to die. A friend urged a trial
of Parker's (Singer Tonic. Threo hot
lies and careful diet havo worked won
ders and brought mo excellent health
and spirits, and you may publish my ex
perience for tho benefit of similar suffer
ers. A Cincinnati lady.
The latest nonsense: "Wonder if a
noiso annoys an oyster!"
A Niagara hackman has become a
minister. Ilnving preyed for years, ho
will now endeavor to preach a while.
HAY I'UVEK.
For Hay Fever I recommend Ely's
Cream Balm. It entirely relieved mo
fioin tho first application; havo been n
sufferer for ten years Going from home,
ami neglecting to tako tlio remedy, I
had an nllnek; after returning I im
mediately resorted to it, nnd found
instant relief. 1 believe, had I begun
its uho earlier, I should not havo been
troubled. Havo stood heat, dust and
draughts as well as during other months.
J, Collyer, Clerk, 118 Broad street, Eli.-
abeth, N.J.
1' or years I have been nfiheted with
Hay Fover, from early August until
frost. I was induced to g'ivo Ely's Cream
Balm a trial. Tho relief wns immediate.
I regard myself cured. G. Schreiber,
Supt. of Cordago Co., Elizabeth, N. J.
Sept. 25, 1 880. Price 50 cents.
When you lose a ncedlo on tho lloor.
tho quickest way to find il is to tako off
your shoes and walk about.
When a cat cives an entertainment
from tlio top of a wall it isn't tho cat wo
object to its tho waul.
COMMUNION WINi:.
Tho grapo crop of A. Spoor's vineyaid
n New Jersey kiBt year was double that
of any previous year. His vineyards in
Now Jersey havo so increased each year
that ho has been cnnbled to keep him a
stock four years ahead. None sold less
than four years old. It has becomo a
jiopular wino among the best physicians
in New York, and is largely used for
communion purposes, and weak and
iged persons. F or sale by C. A. Klcim,
druggist, Bloemsburg, Pa.
Tho miknien of a Now Jersey town
ship aro going to havo a ball. They
will probably go iu pumps.
A semi-yearly pnperpublishod in Kan
sas advises advertisers to hand in their
copy early and thus avoid(tho rush.
a pop.i.or.N iiopi:.
Otto J. Doesburg, proprietor Hol
land (Jitrj JVcfs, Mich., writes: "A bad
cold settled on my side and back, kidney
trouble, liver and rheumatism combined;
I suffered terribly, though was oblitred
to move about and attend to business.
I tried local doctois, but iceeivrd no re-
Ik f, and 'as a forlorn hope' tihd your
1 nomas Oil; havo only used haa a liny
cent bottle, and feel ns wellosl over did
in my life."
Wo would liko to catch tho man who
arises in tho morning to wind up tho
roosters.
"It is only after long reflection that I
go to an entertainment with any young
man," said the maiden to her mirror.
a MAnvr.i.ous cum:
For all bodily ailments, arising from
impurity of blood, a torpid liver, irregu
larity of the bowels, indigestion, consti-
pntion, or disordered kidneys, is war
ranted in a free use of Burdock Blood
Bitters. Price 1.00, trial size U) cents.
In some stales the evidence of a man
who habitiiallv fines fishine twicu a vear
will not bo received in tho eouits. Tho
eason for this bit of iudicial wisdom is
obvious.
Niagara Falls is so brilliantly illumin
tcd by tho electric light every evening,
that after paying tho hackman you can
ensily see whether there is anything left
in your pociieiuooK.
TOO. FASTIDIOUS.
Some would-bo Byrons look on with dis
gust
At tlio riiyiues of Eelcctiic Oil "poet;"
But wo havo the best article kuown to
the Aorld,
Amljiitcnd that all persons shall know it.
It cuics couglis, colds, asthma and ca
tanh, Bronchitis and complaints of that kind;
Il does not cost much.lhoiigh rheumatics
it cures.
'Tii tho best oil iu tho world you can
unci.
It islrarncd that shniks arc very fond
of cats as food. Now let somebody in
vent a method of teaching sharks to
climb over woodshed roofs and back
ymd fences.
An Iowa woman nto two largo wat
ermelons, nnd her last words to her hus
band were: "Dtnr John, tench tho chil
dren not to bo as big a fool as their
uioiner was.
Mlt.LIONAIItF.
"All tho health I enjoy, and even n y
life, I may say, is.iu consV quonco of Sim
mons Liver Regulator. I would not tako
81,000,000 for my inten st in that med
icine. W. II. Wilson. T.retiiiPi-liTnriiin
Stnto Grange."
.Minions of us nro bilious. Wo aro n
bilious ince. Half of us nro boin bilious
with a predisposition to dvspepsia. Tho
hist known i iniedy for biliousness and
indigestion is Simmons Liver Regulator.
It bus stocd tho test of time.
A new play is being written in which
the heio is found lobUindiljing in a des
eit, ehiiiiud to the baio back of a hi
ovcle. His delivtur piovcs to bo n prin
cess who marries him nnd makes him
er.jit.iin of a base ball nine.
Avei's Ague cuio is a juuely voce
bio bitu r and a powerful tonic, lieo ire
In-
i powt
v mill
om
(iiiiniuo or any mineial substance, and
iinvii
vays cures tho severest eases.
The gills, at fancy fairs who want $5
for a lip ceitnitie)c,rno always thooiiis
Mini wur n ndo a nut of inoiu.y for
themselves and have no idea of its vnluo.
There isn't any fniiucss in this life. If
n woman wears n scant bathing dress
she is accused of making n show of her
self, nnd if sho weats nn mnjilo ono sho
is said to bo trying to hide a bad figine;.